Bonus #24 - Dee Nasty [PATREON PREVIEW]
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Davros Halkias. What up, man? Okay, so this is a little bit white trash, but I've been dating my girlfriend for six months. She's pregnant. We're very excited. A lot of stuff to sort through. We haven't been together that long, but she...

won't quit vaping. And I don't know what else to do. She's saying she's going to quit. The doctor told her she needs to quit. I mean, I've tried to talk to her about it. She's super moody and then like walks around the house, takes really long hits on her paper. I'm like, well, this isn't going well, you know? And I just, I wanted to, I just am worried about the health of

My kid she's already got a kid and she smokes cigarettes all through that practice He's eight and he seems pretty fine. But you know the very some of this kid of mine to be able to go to bed I want to be up all night and he's addicted to nicotine, you know, and I don't know That's probably should be the least of my worries, but I don't know How do I get this goal to quit vaping with my kids either? I love you savvy

Thanks, man. Electrocute. Yeah, this is one of those things that's, you know, a pound, what's the saying? A pound of prevention is worth like,

I don't know. I don't know what it is. But the thing is, you're fucked. Basically is what I'm trying to say. This is one of those things you got to be proactive about. It's not how do I get my girlfriend to stop vaping when pregnant. It's like, how do I not get a dumb bitch that won't stop vaping pregnant? She thinks that she's done an upgrade because she's smoked cigarettes. This is fine. Nah. The next one, I won't smoke at all.

But this, I gotta pace myself. Exactly. Yeah, you're pretty much fucked here. Yeah, for sure. I don't know what to tell you. By the time this episode comes out, the kid will be born probably with like a little leg or something like that. Oh, no! He's gonna have to finger it.

It's bad because like the answer for something like this should usually be like, well, go try to get the doctor to like talk some sense into her. But it sounds like that happened. She's like, that kid's already. I'm still vaping, doc. Yeah. He's going to come over, vape a little monster and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That kid is so fucked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, you know, I don't know. I guess I'd lean into it. Maybe you could have the world's first vaping baby. It could have a tick. He could be a fucking TikTok star. Yeah.

The thing is, it's not going to be regular or good. It's going to be vaped out. It's going to be in his bones. So lean into it. See, you know, let's get a vaping baby. Teach it how to chunk clouds real nice. How to do tricks. Maybe he'll be like immune to it. Like when he's born and he's 30 and all of us are dying from this shit, he's probably going to be like, I'm good. Right, right. Like it's in his DNA. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Half a man, half vape. Dude. Yeah.

It's a Marvel shit. Are there fake vapes you can smoke that are like water vapor or some shit? Is it like the... Is it the like...

Oral fixation like I don't know that's some new shit. I saw it Yeah, it's like herbal yeah one of those and also I was watching cuz I'm trying to quit too, but it's not going well Yeah, but I did see somebody say like grab like a rubber band and like every time you want to vape they just kind of Right hit yourself with it. They're kind of can't hit your wife every time she's you know