SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 101 - It’s A Numbers Game
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Sean hayes and smartness media are excited to announce the birth of an all new baby podcast. The podcast was in at a healthy ten to twelve minutes. Shaan hazes is resting comfortably. This is clueless.

Welcome episode.

One of smartness presents clues of brand new podcast where you the try to solve puzzles faster than sean haze. My name is elliot, calling an alber host because sean hayes can't just ask himself the questions, can he? IT would be unethical.

And with me on every episode of this show is the man who loves games more than is really healthy. Mister sean hayes. Sean, how excited to to you for this new podcast on a scale from nine to ten.

you know, I met at ten but you you pick up the slack with your energy. L, it's really infectious. Thank you. And this is, by the way, this is eli kalin, who you may know was the headwind ter for mystery science later three thousand, the daily show, jon Stuart cohoes of the bad movie podcast, the flop house and now he hosting this show for us. Yes, thank you.

Thank you. Ah we should explain to the listener what is show all about. Each episode you'll be playing a different main game.

And in my be a word puzzle or identifying a song. We're choosing the odd one out. That game is called odd one out. But IT won't just be you competing alone. You'll also be bringing on a selection of your funny friends and family to play along.

Who do we have with us today?

And Jason .

and everybody .

are excited.

I was harmonize.

Jason, welcome to the show. How does that feel to be Shawn? Funny friends and family.

This is your your family, my family. Funny friend, your funy friend.

Before we begin, I have to know one thing. Yeah, Jason, and will, what is your Shawn haze gaming experience up to this point? Has he ever .

asked you to do IT in public before? Yeah, no, let's keep IT clean. And we used to gather over his house for a for game night, and has been, we used to play lot poker together. I mean, he is, he is, is a gifted gamer. Let.

let me just say that I got passed over a little bit on the game, on the game stuff, and I have, I forgiven him. Yes, I do. I remember you being, I remember .

you being a part of the group at that moment.

No, I won. I wasn't a part of group and .

that's it's a big your .

conversation. He was on your mind.

The truth, like a stumble and stuff was up before after a game night at your place.

This time was after Venus was before .

go very well.

no. And here we are. Well, now .

we with .

new.

but we're very, very excited. And I know shan's love of games is deep, very deep. He love.

I like, it's fun. It's well.

Shawn, as a mater gamer, I love getting that peak inside of your relationship at briefly turned into a James bond movie without all the international locations, said they got run into the mix.

Sean, will Jason enough talking about the past? Let's look ahead to the present. Today's main event. It's a numbers game T, V, show edition. the.

I keep forgetting this. I keep forgetting there's a band right behind me.

So because .

I saw them load .

in and I know the weed you did.

it's the numbers game is so good.

This game is built on T, V, shows with numbers in their titles. You are going to be tested on your very useful knowledge of television shows, and also your very useless knowledge of basic elementary .

school math. Two, two, seven.

two, seven.

I like so ready with a number right off the bed.

There will be a winner in one of these questions.

Each question will take the form of a simple math equation only instead of numbers, i'm going to tell you A T, V, show title that has had the number removed from IT. Or you can recognize the show, understand the number, and then solve the equation using the missing numbers and using get a bonus point as a group for responding with an answer in the form of A T, V show titles. So i'm going to give you an example.

This is just a practice one. This doesn't count. You score. Let's try this out if I said davies, say minus for thirty, what with the answer be? And you can talk IT out to work IT out .

betwen yourselves thirty for thirty.

So would be sixty.

You've got that right. And if you wanted that extra point, what is there is a show title with sixty minutes.

You got at sixty .

minutes you could have also said studios sixty, or any of the millions of TV shows that have sixty in their titles. Okay, then let's play. It's a numbers game, TV show edition. The first question is million dollar man divided by studies.

Six million dollar man, up by three student studies. Six, five by three, two, oh, two. And then you got .

to do to show two in IT.

Two, two, seven, fect.

I can use IT right away. And I feel like .

I should give you double export points because there's two. And yes, I like i'll take IT. okay.

So that's three .

points total for that question that you get you more points than you're supposed to do. Question to is reno nine plus and a half men.

fourteen three thousand nine one one, three .

hundred men have men them is thirty honed reno nine .

one one could be eleven or two ones think .

we to go eleven? I think we have to go .

with seven eleven.

And then what is think plus thirteen, thirteen and thirteen .

reasons .

why got .

thirty one, thirteen reasons why .

h it's A Y A vehicle on network that can be .

seen massive successful.

Young people love IT. Young people love IT.

And and and I can give you fourteen .

reasons why.

Let's go to question three. This one might be more difficult. And to try to, and none seat as much as I can, this is heaven OK times .

seventh .

twenty one.

We two jumps .

that .

I think different on .

the second show. Three a half men, six as company. yeah.

That was very fast, very impressive. You guys are blazing through this game. Let's continue.

IT. two. Number four, this question is early hills o two, one, no minus is enough.

One, nine or two. And yeah, is enough.

We're .

going.

Think of show murder. Murder one.

murder one. Very good.

Well, yeah, you got IT, everyone. That's two full points here.

It's just fantastic. I found.

by the way.

you suck at this game.

I am .

here is, are you see helping?

Question, five things I hate about you minus babboon.

what is IT ten things I hate about you? What is that? Yes.

ten is a ten things is a ten, ten things I heard. Party five.

you.

wow. Well, good. That was good.

Party of five.

you all have such unique strength that come together as a team, Jason, with the numbers, the T, V. Shows with the writing down, the numbers, which is good for record keeping for later.

And you sider a your strength writing stuff down. All he can. Anything I can get is in the marvel story in the mcu .

is there care .

is super .

o who super powers was writing down .

this .

monograph? He was this no graphic.

Okay, that was a great game. You guys played an amazing game, but just because you're done with the game does not mean the game is done with you. There's also the matter .

of this episodes mega clue.

beautiful. This is a final question made out of the answers of all the previous questions. So i'm going to remind you what those answers were. I would tell everyone, shaan doesn't to know this because he already has IT. Everyone, take a moment to get a pen, something to write on.

so I can remind you what the on writing IT down IT. Turns out there was smart.

If you're driving large, your nees just underneath the steering wheel, grab a pen, keep your eyes on the roads somewhat .

and if you have a candle on your dashboard, careful, sorry, there are some no .

a point a to three .

chicken that you are picking up with your non driving hand. D, K, here, the numbers that you have already had as your answers to thirteen, twenty one, one and five.

Ah.

i'll tell you again, two, thirteen, twenty one, one and five. Now I want you to add those numbers together forty two and then subtract from that number. That was great.

Then think about your .

super power.

mr. Math man, hey.

algebra now add those .

numbers, the other forty two, and then attract the number of monkeys in the title of a television adaptation of a nineteen nineties science fiction film. And then tell me, can you think of a show with that number in the title?

Be twelve month.

thirty four, but it's thirty four. Twelve monkeys are eight monkeys else. Twelve.

thirty, thirty, thirty, thirty, thirty.

Forty two minus twelve twelve monkeys for thirty. And then I was hoping that someone would say thirty something because it's the rare teleme show. They spelled out the number they did.

right?

And for one final absolutely last question, take that last number.

And I want you to .

add IT IT up. Yes, that's the way .

we do things on smart less. You know.

take that last number added to nine thousand, nine hundred and seventy. And can you tell me the name of any pyramid ds that are worth that much money?

Ten .

thousand.

thousand and thousand I put you on the top of a million dollar pyramid is so damn good.

Yes.

I you .

brilliant.

And you you guys.

listeners at home, did you do Better or worse than these actual one hundred percent authentic, famous people? If you did Better, maybe you should be famous. Your mom keeps telling me how l did you are.

Think about IT. Yes, Shawn will take. And thank you so much for being with us today. Have you very sad to see you go? So it's a good thing the shows not over yet because every episode clues ends with the Cliff hanger puzzle sting music.

There is you wanted .

more stink music. You ve got IT heavy baseline. The Cliff hanger puzzle is just a little bit extra puzzle.

We put IT in a topper wiry to take home and pick at IT until the next episode. And today's muscle, he takes the form. Today's muslim takes the form of a little story.

IT seems that the energy drink, prime hydration, has been so successful that the company celebrated by creating two solid gold prime bottles. The gold bottles are an appropriate vessel for the drink. Silver bottles would also be appropriate, but iron or twin bottles would not be. Why is that the case that for you to odelia until learn next episode? Sean whale, Jason, are you guys going to get any sleep between now and the moment you learn the answer to this?

Now if I get a .

hot up on prime beverage.

Maybe even Better, baby.

a little bit. I an I got say just the very end of your question. I was just entering rim.

We'll revealed the answer to today's lift hanger puzzle at the top of our next episode, which guess what you can listen to right now. Just click the link in this episode description to follow us on apple podcasts or search for smartness presents clues in your podcast APP of choice, make sure to follow subscribe rate review all the things that you can do to let us know you love show.

And with that, this first episode of clues must come to an end, will Jason, thank you so much for joining us. shan. Thank you for being shown haze. Somebody has to, i'm glad.

took the and as long as i'm just handing out.

thank you. Why don't I talk when the audience's way as well? Thank you audience for listening to the show. This has been clueless, will be back next episode with more puzzles and more Shawn haze, not necessarily in that order. I've been your host, Ellie taye, and remind you you to join us next time, because if you give us less than twenty four hours notice, we still have to charge .

you .

for the appointment.

Goodyer.

right? Thank you. good.

You have been listening to smartness presents clueless, a smartness media production in association with serious exam. Your host is also a script. Your constant contestant is shown haas, who is five eleven.

Your producer, edit and engineer is devenant ory, right? Who is me? I also write all the music and sound effects assist engineer.

I move. Today's puzzles were written by a map sa and josh, a rich town producer, is and her associate, CER media can. Social media producer tony al.

Executive producers are elliot in shan, he will net, and Jason statement. Executive producers for smartness media are Richard person, and remember to follow, describe rate and review the show. IT really helps. That's all. For now, we will see again for more.

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