WILDEST CHRISTMAS STORIES?! | EP 351 | ShxtsNGigs Podcast
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I know she's going straight upstairs to pray. Candles lit. Guys, as you can see, we are in the mood. We are in the festive period. We've got the little hats on, personalised and all of them things there. Come and sit on my knee. Sorry. Who? Anyone. No one in here was rent freed up. Obviously festive gang. I went with the Christmas tree effects.

- Yuck. No, that's yuck, yuck, yuck. - Yeah man, and yeah man as well. Yeah man, yeah man. - No, no, no, no, no. First of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, you're not allowed to rock up wearing green and be like, I went for the Christmas tree. You're wearing a Mickey fucking jumper that you already own. These man actually pulled up in Christmas shit. - Yeah, this is Christmas-y, bro. - No, no, no, it's not Christmas-y. - It's Christmas-y. - Neither of us pulled up in Christmas jumpers and we have to own that and respect it that these man did.

You can't put yourself in and be like, I did this gang, gang, gang, gang, whatever James. You didn't do good enough to be part of this man thing. - You finished? - Yeah. - Cool. You got the hats. - Who? I'm not even gonna say it. - Next. - You're lucky. - Next. - You're lucky. - Next. - You're lucky. - Next. - Carry on. - Guys, the IG question of this week was, funniest and wildest Christmas stories. We have a few. - Gang?

My sister's boyfriend pretended to play Grinch, stole everything and never came back. Just never came back. - He's just a thief. - He just never came back. - He's just a thief. - He needed something for Christmas. - I'm playing Grinch. - He probably had another family. Stole all their shit to give to them. - Another family stuff is crazy. - It is. - My sister's boyfriend. - Yeah, that's crazy. - Yeah, all right. - That's crazy. All right, next. I had a seizure and was in hospital. The presents that year were so good. Man had a seizure from excitement.

I can't tell the doctor what happened. - Are you sure? I'm pretty sure it's the other way around. - What do you mean? - I had a seizure, ended up in hospital and because I was in hospital, everyone gave me good presents. - That's what I thought. - Oh no, I thought- - You thought they had a seizure because the presents were so good. - Yeah. - Wow. - That's the way my brain digests. - Nah, bro. That's insane. - Yeah, that's how I hope it went down. If you wrote this, tell me, please tell me that's how it went down. 'Cause that's how I'm hoping it went down. - Oh my days. - I gave birth four days before Christmas.

On the day of, my mum left my dad and my brother's wife stole my money. Crazy. Where's your brother's wife getting your money? Bro. Bro. My brother's wife stole my money. It's crazy. And my mum left my dad. That's crazy. And I've got this ute. Four days before Christmas. Surround me. All I need is my family with me. My mum's side piece's wife.

Kids and grandchildren came to collect him from her house on Christmas day. I'm gonna read that again. Please do. My mom's side piece's wife, kids and grandchildren came to collect him from her house on Christmas day. My mom's side piece's wife. Wife, kids and grandchildren came to get him from their yard on Christmas day. He had grandchildren. He had grandchildren.

- On her doorstep on Christmas day. - Yeah, it's bonkers, bro. That's wild. Came to collect his wife. - Three generations of people came to collect this deadbeat man from his sightings yard on Christmas day. And just said, "Grandad, please." - Please come home. - Come home. - Come home. - We need science. - It's Christmas. - We're meant to be joyful. - A man had to just get dressed and be like,

Come on then, innit? Come on. Bro, it's crazy. That's dark. It is dark. She would have felt like such a piece of subhuman. Yeah, 100%. 100%, bro. Just a flannel. Wow. My 90-year-old nan threw up over my sister's new boyfriend after one glass of fizz. This is why we don't do boyfriends, girlfriends at Christmas. Because Christmas...

shows the worst of your family. - Yeah, 'cause everyone's joyful and active. We don't care what's around us. - And then everyone in the family just understands what everyone else is. So you don't invite a boyfriend or a girlfriend over for Christmas. - It's long, it's long. - Oh God. - I told my dad I wanted a bike and he bought one for my brother. I ran away for an hour. - That's Jack Joseph. - Yeah.

What kind of dad does that? Bro, that's- What kind of sick dad does that? He's playing games with his youths. Games! That's for a bike he gave to my brother. That's... Yeah. Yeah. Running away is it. And Christmas Day is freezing. It's freezing. He had to come back. Christmas Day! Had to come back. My parents divorcing. It's funny because it's supposed to be the most wonderful time of the year.

Oh my God. My family individually came up to me to tell me, please not to ruin Christmas this year. Can you imagine how much of a low life you must be? That every one of your family's coming up to you saying, please bro, please. Not this year. Not this year. Please.

And you're just there like, bro, what do I do every year? - That's when I'd run away. That's when I'd run away. - Yeah. - I can't have more than one say that to me either. - Yeah, you man don't love me and you don't care if I'm around. It's a Kevin McCallister. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, facts. And you don't want me to be myself. - Yeah, facts. - I'm not ruining anything. - Are you man not my family? - Facts. - My brother-in-law called my mum a different name and that's how the Grinch stole the Christmas. Peek. I found out on Christmas day that my best friend was my father's mistress.

Why is it all coming out on Christmas Day? People get relaxed and joyful. Yeah, relaxed and joyful. Yeah, and he's squeezing. Yeah! He's squeezing. Let's run it back on New Year's. Come and give me that present. Let's run it back on New Year's. Yeah, give me that box of gifts. Steve, full of the holiday spirit, proposed to Martha on Christmas. Oh, by the Christmas tree, sorry. She looked at the ring, then at him, and sighed.

You know I hate surprises. Can't we just enjoy the holidays without complicating things? It ended in a silent agreement to focus on unwrapping gifts instead. You know I hate surprises. I'm trying to propose. I want to marry you. And you know I hate surprises. Why are you complicating Christmas? Why are you complicating Christmas? It's peak, man. Damn. It's peak. One time back in 2011, I had an aunt gift my uncle an iPad.

But when he turned on the iPad, it was full of pictures, videos and screenshots of all these lucid affairs with women. She was six months pregnant at the time when this happened. Yeah, boy. People love theatrics, don't they? They do. They love theatrics. They do. Just tell me you caught me. What's all this opening iPad scrolling through cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat? Facts, facts, facts.

Right. I came from a family of six. One year, my brother, six or seven at the time, only got a gift from my dad because he said the rest of us didn't earn it. The room was silent for the next hour. The rest of us didn't earn it. A Christmas present, bro. Six or seven at the time. It's given if you had Toys R Us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You didn't earn it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's...

I don't really know. There has to come a point where a dad isn't allowed to be your dad anymore. - You're just a man in the yard. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're just a nigger in the house. - Yeah, facts. - Who are you? - Running up the electric bill. - Damn. And there'd have to come a time where like, you realize no one in this yard likes you. If you're the dad and you're trying to do up like harsh punishments and like all this kind of stuff, there's a point where it gets too far where your woman's like,

you're actually a piece of and your kids are like i hate this guy it's tough man it is tough that's when the drinking starts facts the drinking and the truth starts

The drinking and the truth sucks. All right, last one. Funniest slash weirdest Christmas story. Every Christmas, we gather as a whole extended family at my cousin's place. Normally just family come, but on one fateful Christmas, two outsiders come, a couple of South American girls friends with one of our cousin's girls. And at first glance, they look like a couple of 10s. I was going to say, you've lost me at South America. Yeah, they look like a couple of 10s.

So me and a few of the boys were about to go ham. None of us succeeded except for the eldest of the cousins. And he sneaks off into the back room with her. Five to 10 minutes later, he comes back white as a ghost. I know where this is coming. In which I said, how was it?

but quick by your standards, eh? And he replied, oh, sorry, a bit quick by your standards, eh? And he replied, let's just say Mr. Venezuela is actually Mr. Venezuela. We didn't see or hear from him for the three weeks following. Of course. He was in the bath. He was in the bath. Damn. Oh. Washing his sins away. So jarring. Ah.

Christmas is meant to be joyful, you know? And this is what these men are on. - Bro, there's too much pressure at Christmas, man. That's what it is. - There is way too much pressure at Christmas. - There's way too much pressure. Tree has to go up on December 1st. Like house has to be the brightest. Everyone has to be the happiest. You have to get the most gifts. You have to do this. Bro, it's too much pressure. - I'm seeing so much eccentric Christmas lights this year. Not even just like on road, I'm seeing on socials. Like people are just going to, like, do you not care about your electric bill? - Fact. - Do you not care about your electric bill? - I'm sure I saw a thing with Kim Kardashian's yard. Looked like outside.

The hallway had like 10 different Christmas trees covered in dusty snow shit. And the floor was covered in fake snow and shit. And just like, brother, let me live in my yard. Christmas is so much pressure. Yeah. But,

It is Christmas day today. - It is Christmas day today. - It is Christmas day today. - Let's be joyful. - Merry Christmas. - Facts. - Thank you for coming back. - Facts. - If you're actually watching this on Christmas day, we fucks with you. - Yeah, you're a real one. You're really a real one. - You're really a real one, man. - Hope you lot have got all your family gathered around watching this or listening to this. - Yeah, actually let's make it a thing guys. So sit down kids, listen close. - Sit on daddy's lap. - Yeah.

- No, because we said kids and then it's like. - Yeah, I was going for that. - Yeah, let's reel it back up. - Reel it back. - God. - I mean, kids do sit on. - You're making it worse. - Yeah. - Cool. - Lord. - Yeah, say less.

So yeah Merry Christmas I hope you guys had good gifts No drama no beef No drama no beef just vibes man I'm gonna be On today I'm gonna be in the kitchen Cooking shit up Same I made last year This rib roast Mmm

But I wanted to do it. I seen it on TikTok and it had like a gochujang glaze on it. Okay. And it was banging. Roast rib? Roast three rib, like tomahawk roast. Okay. With like a gochujang like marinade. Couldn't find gochujang at the time. So I found this like...

- Chili jam thing. - Yeah. - It's delicious. But when I say that jam burnt. - Oh really? - Oh, burnt on the, okay, okay, okay, okay. - It burnt. - I'm not surprised. - Yeah, my house was smoking bro. - I'm not surprised. - Tastes delicious. - Yeah. - The yard was smoking. - Oh damn. - It tainted all the potatoes, all the greens. The whole bitch was smoked out.

It was jarring. So this year I'm gonna take it a little bit easier. I think I'm doing fillet of beef. Okay. Nice. We'll see how it goes. I'm gonna cook a fillet. I don't think I've cooked a fillet ever. Really? Yeah. I always tend to go for sirloin or ribeye. Fair.

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That's what Fouad said. Basically, me and Fouad were hanging out privately and he was like, it's actually getting embarrassing and we need to switch it up because the fans just aren't engaging because they know where the crown lies. So this is going to be our last top five.

- I can't even look at Reb. This is gonna be our last top five. And then in the new year, we've got some new stuff. I don't know what it is, but apparently we've got some new stuff. So let's bury the hatchet. The score is- - 15.

- 11? - 11. - Five. - Cool. - Fair play. - Yeah, guys, like James said, this is gonna be the last Top Five ever. Next year, we're gonna run it back with a new and improved game that will challenge everyone in the studio, outside of the studio.

And I can't wait. I know I'm still gonna be Quizmaster. I'm not playing. I'll still be Quizmaster. Yeah, it's gonna be very, very, very entertaining. Okay, got it. I'm taking it back to school. I'm excited. I'm taking it back to school. But guys, girls, everyone in between, this is the last top five ever. And it being the last top five ever, it comes with a Bollywood twist. It comes with a Bollywood twist. I'm coming with presents today with the hats, the gifts, and...

- This is no longer a top five. - Ooh. - This is "S&G Quiz 2023 Trivia." - Oh my God. - This is going to be a question from each month of 2023. January to December, there'll be 12 questions. Each month has a point. So Ellis, you that you've got five, you can

- I could go up. - You could go up. - Oh no. - It doesn't matter my bro. - Oh, it's just chatting. - I was letting you chat. You were overzealous. - Thank you. - No, don't do this. - That's your business. - Don't do this. You should have told me that before we even started. - Why would I? - Because I was chatting shit. - Why would I? - And this guy hates stuff like that. So if he wins, even if he doesn't win, he's gonna be in my ear, man. - All of you might have a chance to re-up and knock Jimmy off the throne. - Okay.

- Pounded. - And there is a prize for the winner. - Okay. All right, say less. Let's go. - The prize is a 500 pound gift voucher of your choice. - Jeez.

- Okay. - Of your choice guys. I'm giving out gifts today guys. It's merry, merry, merry. - Okay. - Okay. - And it's vibes. Guys play at home, girls play at home. Everyone in between play at home. - Okay. - Okay. - So, remind us of the scores again, Ellis. 15 to Jimmy. - 15, 11, five. - 11, five. So how it's gonna work is I'm gonna go from January to about May.

You're going to write your answers down, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And then I'm going to give you the answers because it's not going to be enough space on your boards unless you want to do back and front. See what I'm saying? Cool. Ideally, I would have preferred you guys to swap boards so you guys don't cheat, but I have faith in all of you. Yeah. So are we ready? Yes, sir. So like I said, it's going to be S&D trivia. It's going to be normal trivia. So just figure that shit out yourself. Yeah. Yeah.

- Oh my God. - I'm nervous. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I'm nervous. - My bum hole. - It's fault, you know when they do the ice cream churning? - Yeah. - And then the little thing there, it just folds in and in and in. That's my batting hole right now. - Yeah man, 'cause I knew you man would think, oh easy top five last one, you've won, blah, blah, blah. - Yeah. - No, it doesn't work like that. - I was ready to surf through this whole quiz. - It doesn't work like that whatsoever. - Okay. - I'm livid. - Yeah. - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - January.

How did Shakira find out PK was cheating on her? This happened in January. Think about it. We've spoken about this on the pod as well. Yeah. February. How many total views across TikTok, IG and YouTube shorts did the infamous do you miss me when I'm not around video get?

- Which platforms? - TikTok, IG, and YouTube Shorts all together. Obviously closest million, whatever gets the point. - Oh my God. - Good questions, man. - Yeah, really good. - Come on, Doug. We don't play around here. I told you I got something for your asses, pause. Locked? Everyone locked? - Yeah. - Yeah. March. So unfortunately this year we've had a lot of births, also a lot of deaths. Which English comedian

Drag queen and TV presenter died of cardiac arrhythmia in March. I can see his face in my head. Yeah, I know the person, but I don't know the name. I want me to write a name, but I know exactly who it is. Are we all locked? Yeah. Cool. April. Which series, released in April, has two strangers whose involvement in a road rage incident escalates into a prolonged feud?

- Fuck, fuck, fuck, what's it called? - Again, we've spoken about this on the pod. - Fuck, fuck, fuck. - Bro, I've got a gossip joke, bro, shut the fuck up. - Oh no, what is it called? - I didn't watch it, I know you spoke about it. - What's that silly thing called? - I didn't watch it.

- You spoke about this on the show. - I remember. - Yeah, you spoke about it first and then obviously you watched it afterwards. - I didn't watch it at all. - Bro, I can tell you the name of the cast. I can tell you how many episodes. I can tell you what platform. I can tell you, I can't remember what it's called. - Unfortunately, you don't get points for either of those. - I think I know that it's even worse. I think I know that the letter it starts with and that's it. That's even worse. - Cool. May. In May,

we were fortunate enough to gain an extra bank holiday due to the king but what day was the king what was king charles's coronation like the date the day what day was it day of the week oh no no sorry yes the dates

- I don't care about them thing there. - Yeah, neither. - We all locked? - Yeah. - Cool, I'm gonna do June and then we're gonna tally up the answers and then start again with July, yeah? In order of earliest release, what movie dropped first? "Spider-Man" across the Spider-Verse, "Transformers," "Rise of the Beasts," "The Flash," or "Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny"? - Interesting. Good questions. I'm really struggling.

- The game is literally the game now. - I've just gone with my gut. - We're locked? - Yeah. - Cool. January. Let's show our boards please. So how did Shakira find out PK was cheating? Jimmy, what did you write? - I just wrote his sighting came to a match. - You didn't let me finish my sentence before you said. - You said the sighting. The sighting what? Came to a match. - Yeah. - No, wrong. - All right. - I wasn't sure. I just put best friend. - Nope.

- I think. - Tell me what you wrote bro, don't tell me what you think. - She clocked, Shakira clocked something right. - What did you write on your board? - The link touched the jam in the fridge. - The what? - The jam in the fridge. - A jar of strawberry jam. - Thank you. - Ah, yeah, yeah. - You're gonna let me finish my sentence? - Yeah, but just say what's on the board, my bro. - I was getting there, man. - Nah, you have to read what you wrote. - I read what I wrote, it was right. I just wanted to just elaborate a bit, is that okay? - No, clearly we all said no it's not. - Damn, all right, damn.

- Fuck. - Cool. February. - I've charged this whole round bro. - Oh, okay. - Yeah. - How many total views did the infamous, do you miss me when I'm not around video get across TikTok, IG and YouTube shorts? Rem, what did you wrote? - 35 mil. - 35, okay. Ellis? - I got 120. - 120 mil. - That's across, yeah but this is everything we're talking about. - Okay. And Jimmy? - I put 20 mil. - 20 mil.

- The answer is 18.6 mil. - Fuck, I was gonna write 20. - Way off. - Way off, Ellis. - You were chatting Mr. Beast numbers. - I thought on TikTok, I could have sworn it had like 30 mil. - It's got 13.9. - Cool. - March, which English comedian, drag queen and TV presenter died of cardiac arrhythmia? Ellis, who did you put? - I didn't put anything. - You charged it? - Yeah, literally I just charged it, yeah. - Jimmy?

I don't even know if this guy's dead, but it's the only person I can think of. I put Eddie Izzard. - Cool. I get why you put that fair. Rem? - I wrote single name, Paul.

- I'm gonna give you the point. It's Paul O'Grady. - Yes! - Gang. - You knew it. - Paul O'Grady. - Yes! - Fair play. - Fuck. - Also, sorry Eddie Izzard, I'm pretty sure you're not dead. - He's not dead. - That's the only person I can think of. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - He's really not dead. - I'm pretty sure he runs marathons every day. - I don't know about that, I just know he's not dead. Right, April. - This is ruining my day. - Which series released in April

Has two strangers Whose involvement In a rogue rage incident Escalates Into a prolonged Feud Go on Ellis What is it? Ellis It is Beef Let's go

- I'm so angry. - What did you write? - I wrote the letter B. - That doesn't count, unfortunately. - I told you. - And what did you write? - Nothing. - I knew it. - I'm really, really upset about that. Well played. Really upset about that. - I knew it. - I didn't watch it though. - Well played. - I remember it 'cause it was shit. - Yeah. - That's why I didn't watch it. - Yeah, that's exactly why I didn't watch it either. - Damn. - Damn. - We had an extra bank holiday due to the King Charles's coronation, but what date was the coronation on?

- Jimmy, what date did you put? - I wrote the 18th. - Cool, Ellis? - I just put the 11th. - Cool. - 10th. - I'll give it to the closest day. It was the sixth. - Yes! - Shit, man. - This guy's killing it, man. - It's hurting you a little bit, innit? - Of course it is, a lot. - Let's go. - A lot. - Let's go. - June, in order of earliest release, which movie dropped first? Spider-Man Across the Spider-Verse, Rise of the Beasts,

The Flash or Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny? Rem, what did you put? - Indiana Jones. - Ellis, what did you put? - I put Indiana Jones. - Jimmy, what did you put? - Indiana Jones. - Wrong, wrong, wrong. - Fuck. - The answer is Spider-Man. Came out on the second, Transformers came out on the ninth, The Flash came out on the 15th, Indiana Jones came out on the 30th. - Damn. - Right. - Cool. - Okay. - So we're halfway through. - Rem got three. - Yeah. - Ellis got one, I got one. - Yeah.

So that puts me on 17, 16. Ready? Ready. July. This is a two pointer, by the way. There's going to be some of those sprinkled around. July. Very special month for us. We hit two milestones in July. Can you tell me the dates in which we hit 100k subs on Reacts and 1 million subs on the main channel? August. August.

The Women's World Cup was hosted in Australia and New Zealand. Again, this is a two point question or a bonus point question. Which two nations were in the final? And for a bonus point, what was the score? September. The log cabin tour wrapped up in September. Across leg one and leg two, how many people have seen SNG live this year? October. We were fortunate enough to do a podcast run in America.

Going from London to LA, LA to London, and then LA to London, LA to New York, and then New York back to London. Approximately how many miles did we fly? - What's the fucking point Fuad? What's the actual point? I was thinking these men weren't even there. So if I don't get this question right, I'm fucked it. - This is why it's a game for everyone. I'm not selfish bro.

I don't even know where to begin with something like that. I don't even know how to estimate it. Cool. We're going to go through some of the answers before I do November and December, and you will understand why. Cool. Very special month, two milestones. Can you tell me the dates in which we hit 100k on Reacts and 1 million on the main? Again, like I said, closest dates win. So, Jimmy, can you give me the dates you put down for Reacts, please? Reacts up at the 25th. Ellis, date for Reacts, please. 21st.

Rem, date for reacts. 12th. The answer was the 10th. Well played. I thought it was... And the date for 1 million subs, please. Rem, you can start. I put that as 25th. Ellis? I thought it was before, so I put the 13th. I thought it was before and I put the 10th. I thought it was a mil and then reacts. You put the 10th. The answer actually is the 19th. Closest person is... Ooh.

You're both six days apart. You put the 13th, right? I put 13th. And you put the 25th. Deuces. Ellis and Rem have the point. You're losing this game. You think I don't know that? I know. Sorry, G. It hurts. Right. August. The Women's World Cup was hosted in Australia and New Zealand. Which two nations were in the final? Ellis. I'd put UK and Germany. I had no idea. I didn't watch it. Cool. Rem. I'd put England, Spain...

and one nil to England. - Cool. - I put England, Brazil, two one. - To who? - Doesn't matter, he said what the score is. - It's a bonus point, right? - He says it's a bonus point if you get the score. - Yeah. - He didn't say who's, who's. - Yeah, to be fair, doesn't matter. - Who's, who's. - I'm pretty sure England won though, right? - About to find out. - The answer is Spain versus England, and it was one nil. - Well played. - Two points. - Yeah, Lionesses, I remember. They were doing a mad thing. Yeah, big up Lionesses, by the way. - Let's go. September.

Log Cabin Tour wrapped up in September across leg one and leg two. How many people have seen SNG live this year? Ellis, give me your number, please. - I'm not confident about this now. 5,000. - 5,000. Rem, give me your number, please. - 4,900. - Jimmy, give me your number, please. - I put 7,500. - And the closest, well, the answer is 5,000. - Ellis. - 950.

Ellis, you were the closest. - I thought 5,000 was really low. When I put it down, I was like, that seems fucking low. - No, there was six shows. I did a thousand people per six shows and then Bristol was a smaller one. That's how I did it. - Yeah, yeah. - I hear it. - I remember Bristol being smaller and I calculated that. - Cool. October, you went from London to LA, LA to New York and then New York back to London.

How many miles did we approximately fly, James? - 11,000. - Ellis? - That's what's 20,000. - Rem? - 6,275. - Dix, six, two. - Six, two, seven, five. - Seven, five. The answer is five digits. Unfortunately, Rem, that means you're out. So it's down to you two. - Okay. I've lost the game, so I don't care anymore. Just say the answer. - The answer is 11,351. - Come on. - Wipe your boards clean, please, guys.

Wipe your boards clean. We move on to November and December. I would advise you write November on one side, flip it, or write December on the other side. I'm going to say the question twice before I do what I need to do. Yeah? November. Drake surprise dropped for all the dogs' scary hours. In one minute, can you write as many songs as you can? Oh, fuck.

- From Scary Hours 3? - From Scary Hours for all the dogs. There are 29 songs. Your time starts now. Seven, six, five, four, three, two, pens down please gents. - That was fucking stressful. I fucked that, you know? - Pens down please gents. December, flip your boards please. - Wow, reading like that. That's tough.

End of the year, they always do a person of the year. So who was this year's time person of the year? Cool. We are going to start with December before we go on November. Oh, okay. So the time person of the year was T Swizzy, Taylor Swift.

You wrote Taylor Swift. Who did you write? Tom Holland. Who did you write? Stormzy. Stormzy. Taylor Swift. It was on the cover of something. It was GQ. It was GQ. First British, black British, I was going to say comedian, rapper.

- Cool. November for all the dogs, scary hours. I'm going to pull up the discography. The stress of that really got to me, you know? - I could tell. - My mind went blank. - I could tell. That's the whole point, geez. - Well played. - I try my best, man. Remski, can you name me the tracks you have written down please? - First Person Shooter, Mold. - Cool. One. - That's it. - You wrote one? - Yeah. - Say less. Ellis. - Fucking talking. Couldn't concentrate and I blanked.

- I did 8:00 AM in Charlotte. - Let's go. - And daylight. - Cool. - Daylight, I didn't even know what that one is. - Yeah. - The one with his kid. - With his kid. - Oh yeah, of course it is. - Yeah. - Jimmy, what did you write down? - Tried our best. - Yes. - 8:00 AM in Charlotte. - Yes. - 7969. - Yes. - Polar opposites. - Yes. - You broke my heart. - Yes. - Wicked man. - Yes. - First person shooter. - Yes. - Wow. - Cool. So flagging wise, there was Virginia Beach, Amen,

Calling for you, Fear of Heights, Daylight, First Person Shooter, I Don't Give a Fuck, 7969, Slime You Out. Slime You Out, man. How did I not write that one? Bahamas Promises, Screw the World Interlude, Drew Picasso, Members Only, What Would Pluto Do? What Would Pluto Do? Members Only. Banger, All the Parties, ATM and Charlotte, BBL Love,

Gently with Bad Bunny, Rich Baby Daddy with Sexy Red and Scissor. Another late night, away from home, polar opposites, red button. - Red button, bro. - Banger. - I wrote red and scratched it out 'cause I couldn't think of the second word. Fuck my life! - Stories about my brother, the shoe fits, Wickman. None of you wrote Evil Ways, which is crazy. - No, I couldn't think of it, bro. - Evil Ways and You Broke My Heart.

And that concludes S&G quiz of 2023. Well done, Fouad. Can you please remind me of the scores prior to this game? So it was 15, 11, 5. So 15, 11 for Rem. Yep. And 5. So in third place, Bronzino, with a total of 10 points for 2023, is Ellis. Yes. Okay.

- Oh by myself, yeah. - GG's, GG's, GG's, GG's. - Well done, bro. - I was busy doing what I needed to do. - Fuck, man. - The Drake question changed. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Changed a lot. Some were up, some were down, some were sideways. Pause, pause, pause. So second place had a total of 18 points and first place had a total of 25 points. And in first place,

Can we get a drum roll please? James. Well played guys. That wraps up. - Dude you're the best. - S and G quiz of 2023, AKA top five. - Rem was this close to winning. - Literally this close. - This close. - If it wasn't for the Drake question, you would've won. - Oh I know. - You would've won. - You think I have mentality in my own fucking scores? Wow. - Yeah, dude.

No more top five, no more SNG quiz until this time next year. - This time next year? - This time next year we'll do a 2024 quiz. - Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. - Yeah. - I thought you meant we ain't quizzing again till this time next year. - Oh no, no, no, no, we're quizzing again next week. - All right, bet. - 500 pound voucher of your choice. You'll let me know at the end of the day, sir, and it will get sorted.

- Thank you bro. Appreciate you guys. I appreciate you. I just want to thank some people in it. - Tonight, I was gonna say tonight, the time is now. - Right guys. I just want to take a second to thank first of all, my competitors. - Yeah. - Rem and Ellis. They've kept me on my toes all year. - Yeah. - It's been tough. And I've really, really, there's been certain occasions I've really had to dig deep. - Yeah.

I wouldn't be the man I am without them. So again, I just want to thank them. I want to thank my quiz master, my amigo, my best friend, my comrade, Firelord Fwaggs for really pushing me to my limits. There's certain things I didn't know I could achieve. And you put me in a position where I had no way but to level up. And then that's what I did. When push came to shove, I leveled up. I also want to thank Drake.

Without Drake, I wouldn't be here. And that's on God. Without Drake, he wouldn't be here. Without Drake, I wouldn't be here. So, bro, you know what you mean to me, bro. So thank you for that. And I'm very, very excited for the new segment next year. As you all should be. Because that was fantastic, fantastic, fantastic. I can't believe...

- That was the question that did it. Because I charged it. Soon as we'd hit that England match with the double pointer again, I was up charged. The whole thing. - And you got on both as well. - Thank you for that. And then moving on before we get into the juicy segments, we're gonna do Secret Santa now. - We are gonna do Secret Santa. Oh, you might got it wrapped up in everything. Jesus. - Oh, you did wrap it, eh, bro? - Yeah, bro. - You might not.

- We do actually care. - Yeah, you actually put the effort in. - I appreciate you caring. I mean, even if you do have me as your secret Santa or not, the effort is evidently. So, GG, fam. Thank you. - Whatever, guys. - Literally. - Whatever. Right. Mine is in an Amazon pack 'cause I just got delivered today. My secret Santa was James. This is a paid advertisement for BetterHelp. - Bro. - Talk to me. - Real quick, ask me what my self-care non-negotiables are. - What? - Grounding.

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Betterhelp.com/gigspod today to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P.com/gigspod. - No way. - The reason why I chose this gift is because one, we're chefs within our right. And two, the streets have been asking for you to show your titties for a year and a half now. So I thought I'd just combine the two. - Okay. - Chefing and titties. - I know what it is.

All right. So there you go. By the way, if you listen on audio, stop it, pause it, run to YouTube, play. Oh, gang. It's better than I thought it was. What did you think it was? I assumed it was an apron, but I thought I was actually going to have to get my titties out. Yeah, I thought it was dits, which I wouldn't be mad at. I'd do it if I had to do it. But yeah, Phil's got me a sexy and funny apron with a very muscular gentleman's

physique on the front let's go thank you bro I appreciate that it's all good man I really appreciate that it's all good that's gang calm okay cool well since yours was me I'll go next I cheated on this one a little bit how can you cheat so obviously our thing was a 10 pound limit mm-hmm

I didn't, basically I already owned the item that I'm gifting. - Okay. - It costs a lot more than 10 pounds. - Jesus. - But I didn't buy it for this. I already owned it. - Okay. - Cool. - Man's doing Michael Scott with an iPod. - Yeah. - So Christmas swaps. - Yeah, yeah. - All right, cool. - That's Christmas swaps. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Right, so my secret Santa was Ellis. - Okay. - So,

Over the last few weeks or maybe a couple of months now, me and Ellis have been talking very much about this one content creator that we like a lot. Casey Neistat.

Who? Casey Neistat. Okay. Yeah. So me and Ellis like Casey Neistat. And Casey Neistat has one very specific look that's very him. And he owns a very specific pair of Ray-Bans that he always scratches up and fucks them up to make him look like him. So I thought about this because I actually own those pair of Ray-Bans and I've never worn them.

So I thought a good gift would be to give these to Ellis. - No way, that's an amazing present. That's an amazing present. - Thank you mate. - That's slightly different, which is probably better. I have the brown ones instead of the black ones, but these are the exact style that he wears. - Dude, that's fucking awesome. - Here you go bro. - Thank you so much dude. - You're welcome. - Thank you man. - Let's go. - That's a cool present man. - Jesus. - Jesus. - Okay, thank you man. - Right, Ellis you're up. - Cool. - It's actually working out pretty well. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It actually is. - My secret Santa was Rem. - Nice. - Oh, sweet.

I got something related to what we all talk about. You three more than everyone. But yeah, we all talk about it, especially on the pod and stuff. And yeah, it's related to that. So I'm going to hand it over. Okay, thank you, bro. Let's see, let's see. I'm hoping it's the right one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go. Yeah, it is, fam. Okay. I don't have this one yet either. Because I didn't want to... So it's a Naruto. Kakashi. Let's go. I didn't want to get Naruto because it's too, like, main. Okay, okay. And I was like, cool. I'm pretty sure I've heard him talk about this character. Yeah, bro. So yeah, I got that.

- Nice man. - Thank you man. - Come on man. - Wow, we're actually friends. - We are man. - We're friends. - Come on man. - Let's go. - Nice. - Okay. - Who did you get? - So I got FooHad and this gift, I haven't breached the limit like you said, but this is something from home. - Okay. - Something from home that I already had too many of. - Okay. - So when we first met,

- Hurrah. - It was, wow. - It was. - It's making my heart beat. When we first met, 2009. - Way back when we first met, it was me and James had already connected over anime. - Yes. - And you were just like,

You man are just Such neat Fucking children Yeah You're such babies Grow the fuck up And we were like bro Just try it Anime Like you'll love it You won't regret it And I'm pretty sure That actually was Naruto Cause that's Was it Naruto? That we spoke about first?

That we spoke about first or that he watched first? Not that he watched first. It was Naruto that we were talking about first. Right. Yeah, for sure. Because it was your headbands on the wall. I had the headbands up in my room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck is that? I remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. And so, yeah. Anime. It was always Naruto and Bleach that I recall that were the first two that I would have definitely been speaking about when we first met. So I already had a copy of this and I thought,

it would look cool in your house and you might appreciate it thank you bro i'll come to you now in your new place you can just add it to come on man add it to your book yeah let's go

- Volume one as well. - Volume one. - Oh wow. - Clean. - Start of a collection there for your bookshelf. - Come on, dog. - Volume one manga. - Clean, dog. - That's gonna be worth something. - That is gonna be worth something. - Yeah. - Thank you, G. - That's cool, bro. - That's really cool. - I've actually never looked at a manga in my life. - I thought that as well, actually. I know we watch a lot, but- - Do we not have some right here? - Yeah, but I don't, I've never opened any. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Actually looking into a manga. - It's clean. - Yeah, bro.

- Thank you, bro. I appreciate it so much. - That's sick. - Yay, we're the best of friends. - We are the best of friends. Let's go. - Let's go. - That's so wholesome. - That was very wholesome. - Energy, man. - That was very wholesome, guys. Hope you guys have friends like us. - Facts. - If you don't, step up. - Facts. - Right, Rem, can we go into trash news next, please? - Yes, can indeed. So, woman donates kidney to boss, then gets fired for taking too long to recover.

That's H-R. Yeah, that's a whole H-R. Debbie Stevens, a 47-year-old woman from Long Island, claims she was fired from her job at Atlantic Automotive Group after donating a kidney to her boss, Jackie Brusia. Stevens filed a complaint with the New York State Human Rights Commission, alleging she was mistreated and fired after the woman got what she wanted.

Stephens hired an assistant by Brucia in 2009, donated her kidney to a stranger to help Brucia move up the organ donor list. Despite not being the best match, Stephens underwent surgery in August 2011. Upon her return to work, Stephens alleged mistreatment including screaming, demotion and relocating to a dealership far from home.

Stephens consulted a psychiatrist and after her attorneys sent a letter to Atlantic Automotive Group, she was fired within a week. - Jesus. Upon returning to work, Stephens alleged mistreatment included screaming. - I don't know what that means. - Scream is crazy. - That made me stutter. - Screamer. - Made me stutter bro. - I'm bare confused. Who did she donate the kidney to? - Her boss. - So it says a stranger. - It says boss in the title but it says a stranger in the description. - I'm guessing at the time it happened, they were strangers.

- Okay. - So, you see, "I had an assistant in 2009 donated her kidney to a stranger to help Brucia move up the..." Yeah, that's confusing as hell. - "After donating a kidney to her boss, Jackie Brucia." So she donated it to a stranger to help Brucia move up the donor list. Okay. That's not making any sense. Okay, let's just say she donated it, she took too long to recover, and then when she came back, the boss just started screaming in her face and then relocated her. - So she didn't donate it to the boss whatsoever?

- I'm confused. Did she donate to the boss or not? - She didn't donate to the boss. So with donor list, there's an actual list. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You have to be next. You have to be next. - So she gave her to a stranger on the list. - To bump up the boss to go up the list. - So it kind of worked hand in hand for the boss, but the boss was pissed that she took too long to recover to come back to work. - From giving it to somebody else. - From giving it to someone else. - The boss hasn't even had this new kidney yet.

I'm assuming. According to this, we don't know. This sounds too crazy. We wouldn't know. Let's read the comments, please, because it doesn't make any sense. Comments are talking about suing what the boss, what she should do to the boss because of her dismissal. Nothing to do with who that, well, the ones that I've read, nothing to do with who the actual recipient was. But she didn't donate it to her boss. She donated it to someone else after they confirmed she wasn't a match. Oh, so she wanted to donate it for her boss. Oh.

And then she wasn't a match. So she donated it to a stranger. Which would have then bumped her boss up. Which then bumped the boss up. That's still savagery from a boss. Yeah, this whole thing is mad, bro. If you know that your employee has donated in an attempt to match with yourself and just so happened it didn't match, you've had to donate to somebody else, that in turn has bumped you up the donation list.

and then you still fired her because she took long. - Well, she's getting all the money. - Yeah, that's a HR nightmare. - Yeah. - Give me all that pee. - Yeah, that's nuts. - Yeah, facts. That's crazy talk. Don't do that. - Damn, I've got nothing else to say about that. That's just horrible. - Hopefully she's doing okay. - Yeah, facts, man. - We do hope she's doing okay. - Also, I'm not donating my kidney to anyone, by the way. - Factual. - That fucks you.

Jesus. I need two, man. I have something. All right. So this is literally just a tiny little, not even a thread, just like a tiny little post that I saw. And it said, what's your deepest, darkest secret? Okay. Okay. One guy just said one random confession and left it there. I've got one. A confession and it's done. Your deepest, darkest secret. What's your deepest, darkest secret? Okay. So the reply, I have a girlfriend who is a police officer. When she misses me,

She just comes to arrest me in the presence of my wife and takes me away. Then she brings me back the next day and tells my wife, we are not done yet with the investigation. I'll pick him up anytime we want more from him. And my innocent wife will always say, madam, God bless you for handling my husband's case with such care. I'll make sure he's available anytime you need. Wow.

Wow. Bro. The plot of that is thick. Wow. Brother. That is intuitive. Fan? Wow. First of all, let me just clear the slate. Yeah. That's evil. I've never heard evil like it. That's crazy. Devil's ad? Yeah.

My mouth would water Every time that uniform Pops up on my door My mouth would salivate Rock solid We're gonna take him anytime we need him Until we find all the evidence we need Yeah I'm just like I'm off again Hold the fort now I'll be back soon Maybe I'll be back as soon as I can Damn bro They can't keep doing this They're just working stuff out

- That's raunchy. - That's too crazy. - That's raunchy and crazy and like, that's also an abuse of power. - Yeah, oh, tell me about it. - Wow, I'm just deep to it. That's an abuse of power.

I don't know how she keeps writing these reports. And what's the risk that one day the wife's gonna bop down to the station? It's like, my husband's been here for like nine times in a month. Yeah. Let me bring him some food. He hasn't slept. His back's killing him. Where's the person handling the case? And the lady behind the desk is like, what are you talking about? Your husband's never stepped foot in here.

- Oh, it will all come crumbling down. - She's losing her job. - Oh, right. - He's losing his house. - Right. - Yeah, it's all long. And then the dread thing is once the curtain falls on all that, the sexiness is gone. - Darn, because the whole facade was what was sexy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. This whole game was what was sexy. - Yeah, yeah. - As soon as this all come out and you try and chat to me with your jobless ass.

I don't want you. Yeah, what are you on about? I actually don't want you. You took everything from me. Facts. You should be arrested. Yeah. You should be arrested. It's some old bullshit.

Facts. I see you for what you are. Outside of that uniform, I see you as just a crazy woman, man. Leave me alone. Absolute pagan. Let me try and get my wife back. Facts, bro. Oh, men are pathetic. That is a confession. That's a confession. The dread thing is man put laughing faces after he told the story.

laughing faces. - Damn man. - She picks me up whenever. - Damn man. - She said, "Madam, God bless you for handling with such care." - See, I could, nah, see that would break me. - That's when I snap the- - Yeah, babe, it's all a ruse. - Yeah, yeah. - It's all a ruse, babe. It's all a ruse, I'm sorry. 'Cause I know she's gonna go upstairs and pray. I know she's going straight upstairs to pray. - Candles lit.

- Facts bro. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Baby, please, please, please, please. - Squeeze it mate, stop. - Yeah, stop. - Stop usher, yeah. - Stop, stop. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry, man. She picked me up one day, one thing led to another. - And here we are. - Here we go. It's all a bruise, man. - Oh, bro. - Get your hands off me. - Facts. Facts. - Yeah, get your fucking hands off me. - Unshackle me now. Unshackle me.

Harlot. Touch me. Touch me. Oh, my God. You're not an officer of the law. Facts. Oh, God. You're a swindler. A swindler. You're a fucking swindler. Oh, my God.

- Oh my God. - Some of these men are inventive. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's crazy. - That's crazy. Wow, that was a good one. - That was a good one. You got a review for us, no? - I do. Rem, can you please pull up, I'm pretty sure everyone's either seen this or spoken about this or seen this on socials, leave the world behind.

- Ah, I've heard mixy mix mix reviews. So I'm intrigued to hear your take. - So Leave the World Behind is a star- - All star cast. - Studded cast of actors. - Jeez Louise. - It's a really good movie. Gina Roberts. - Gina Roberts, where she been? - I can't even pronounce his name. Mashallah Ali, Kevin Bacon. Yeah, there's people in this movie. When I say,

This movie had me locked in from the jump. Swear. And also props to the fucking director, Sam Esmail. Director. If and when you watch it, you understand why I've said this.

So this movie is about a family that rented out. So Julia Roberts and Ethan Hawke are a couple with kids. They've rented out Airbnb 'cause they wanna, they just want a holiday. They've gone to, I can't remember where it is. It's an island. I think it could be Manhattan. I could be wrong, but it's an island S type thing. They're away from the city and they've rented out a yard. A yard. They're having fun doing whatever, this, that and the other. They get a knock on the door.

it's mr ali and his daughter so mr ali and uh ruth daughter knock they knock on the door saying oh unfortunately we had to come back this that and the other and the wife of julia roberts is like who the are you guys come back so they've got they've gone back to the yard say they've knocked on the door saying i'm sorry to disturb you guys they pulled up in a rolls royce by the way rolls royce suit and everything so they've gone to or they wanted to go to a um

like a theater show or whatever. So they're all fancy dressed up. They've come back to the yard, knocked on the door. Judah Robertson is like, "Who the fuck are you?" Like, this is, we've rented this yard out for the weekend or whatever. You man are saying this is your yard. I don't believe you. Obviously race play comes into action, but they don't talk about it. They don't say it, but it's insinuated.

- Julia's insinuating that they can't own this yard? - There's no way you man could own this yard. It's insinuating. - Even though they pulled up on a Rolls? - It's insinuating. - Okay. - Yeah. And it just goes back and forth and back and forth for about a good 10 minutes, like throughout different scenes, obviously. And then weird shit starts to happen, bro. So they start hearing random noises. They start seeing deer and animal migrate from different places, from one place to another. And they're thinking,

what's actually going on? But all of them aren't seeing the same things at the same time. The daughter sees the migration of some deer, the brother gets infected by some poisoning in a forest. The dad tries to drive out to see why it's happening in this area 'cause he can't, oh, bearing in mind, there's no connection, there's no phone activity, no phone service, nothing. So they don't even know what is happening and why it's happening. And the guys come back saying,

And we're going to have to stay here for the night. And we're going to figure shit out in the morning. Long story short, he stays. They stay in the basement, race play all over again. Yeah. Yeah. Staying in the basement. Ruth pissed. Absolutely pissed. She's like, in our own yard, we're staying in a basement. Like, what the fuck is this all about kind of thing? Next day now.

This is when they start seeing like the herd of migration. They start hearing all these noises. The dad, Ethan Hawke, drives out into town to try and like speak to anyone because they've got no phone service. They're trying to figure out what's happening. He's driving. He drives for ages and sees no one. He's then driving back. He sees some bottom left, Vanessa. He sees her, a Spanish lady, banging on his window, screaming and just spitting Spanish. Oh God. And he is petrified. He doesn't know why. She's in a state of...

fear, absolute fear. Like, please don't go, Kennedy. You don't know what she's saying, but it's clear, like, please let me in the car and let's dip together. It's clear. Oh, God. Okay. And he's like, I'm sorry, I don't see Spanish. Winds up the window, peels off. Oh, fact. Peels off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then all of a sudden, he starts seeing a plane coming closer and closer towards him and starts dropping these red leaflets. And he's thinking, what is going on? I see that. He's...

- Bleeding off. - Yeah, that was, that was so mean. - And then you see on the windshield, it just covers in red and changes scene. And he's lit, he doesn't know what I want. It goes back to like the yard and stuff. Julia Roberts remembers going to the supermarket and seeing Kevin Bacon. He's got like a hood on, everything. Like he's kind of like, he's kind of one of those people that prepares for doomsday shit. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - And she remembers, oh, I remember seeing a guy

by him bare water, and I don't know why. His name is Mr. Ali. I can't remember, I don't know how to pronounce his first name, but his name is George in the show, in the movie. So he's saying, George is saying, ah, that must be Danny. I know where he lives. Let me go find out where I go on. Long story short, it's a, what's the word I'm looking for? It's a cyber attack. But the reason why I say it's up and down is because the movie is amazing up until the end.

I could have watched another hour, hour and a half of this. And bearing in mind, it's 2.20. Yeah, I was going to say. It's 2.20 and I was locked in. And where and when it cuts off, you want to flip the fucking table. It starts off amazing, continues amazing, direction, acting, everything amazing until the end. Okay, fair. And you're like, what the actual fuck have I just watched? And why has it ended like this? Oh.

Ending's everything in it. When I say there are so many unanswered questions, so many. It's not teasing a part two or it's just... It doesn't look like it. It's also produced by random Barack and Michelle Obama. You can tell by the music in the movie. Interesting. That is random. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to check it out. Sorry to cut you off. That also kind of...

because of the kind of movie is like I said, cyber attack type of thing. It kind of plays into the fact that, Oh, maybe Obama's no song. Do you see what I'm saying? Cause they produced it. I get you. I get you. I get you. But yeah, I would definitely recommend watching it because it's a really good movie by the ending. Yeah. And the direct, the director did what he had to do with that movie. Okay. Gang. All right. I'll have a look. Yeah. Right. You've got a question for the team. Yeah. I do have a question for the team guys. So the question is,

If you could manage anybody in the world, who would it be and why? Be someone's manager. Be someone's manager. The reason why I asked this question was because I was watching, there's a Kevin Hart and Chris Rock documentary on Netflix called Rock Hard, I believe. Or that was the name of their show. They were doing like a four-date tour ending up in Madison Square Garden. And they spoke about Chris Rock's childhood and his life growing up. And they talk about Kevin Hart's childhood and life growing up.

And they were both at Madison Square Garden or whatever. And I saw Chris Rock's manager and he had a little spiel or whatever, you know, like a documentary style. I was thinking from rags to rickety, bro, you must make money. You must make money as his manager. So that's why the question came to mind. - Interesting. Okay. If I could be anyone's manager, who would it be? 'Cause I would like to pick someone who's like on the up and up so that I can follow the journey as opposed to someone who just makes cake. That's just an easy dub.

Who am I actually impressed by and who would I really, really, really like? And who's not going to give me problems? It's a thing. Because when they get cancelled, it's long. Charged. Yeah. Do you know who I think would be cool to manage, actually? Who? I think Lil Dicky would be fun to manage. Why? Because he's talented. He is. He's very talented.

He's really funny. He's very articulate. He seems like he knows, he seems like a smart guy who really knows what he's doing. And granted, I would be the kind of manager in his ear, like, let's do this, let's do this. Album, album, album, album, please, I need money. He seems to do things at his own pace. And like, obviously like the show Dave is like smash hit. His music bangs. And I just think like,

it would be nice to sit with him in like the war room and be like him just be like, I wanna do something in 2024. I don't know what it is. Let's like put our heads together and think of something really fucking cool. I think like he's enough of like a talented person that you could think of anything and it would bang. It would really, really, really bang. So yeah, I'd say a little Dickie I would like to manage. - Cool. - Fair. - Ellis. - That's a good one to be fair.

He'd give you a lot of problems and he'd be hard to manage. Yeah. But Ricky Gervais. Oh, God. Yeah. He'd be fucking difficult. Yeah. Especially Golden Globes and stuff like that. But I just think it'd be so funny because he's got that nice mix of like, I was a massive fan of him anyway, but he's got that nice mix of like funny, but he's also really deep. So he could have like proper deep combos of him as well. But yeah, I think that'd be so funny. Fair enough. I think it'd be funny. Rem? Um,

I think I would have a great time managing skateboarder, Nija Houston. Okay. Fair. I used to play a loads like Tony Hawk's game. Yeah. Fucking hell. Tony Hawk's. Yeah. Yeah. He's playing all the time. And I remember seeing him for the first time on Tony Hawk's like project eight. I've just Googled it. He had dreads, right? He had dreads. He was like 10 years old. Exactly. He was this new kid on the scene. Dreads murking the ting. Yeah.

Literally a kid Yeah And I just remember Like obviously He's one of the characters That you could use And I was thinking Like who is this guy Yeah Anyways Years have gone by From he's killed X Games Gold gold gold gold gold And he's just Like he's One of the best Skateboarders of our Generation right now And Yeah I just think That kind of I don't know I always assume The skate Kind of Extreme sports lifestyle Is a cool one

And... Them man just wanna... They just literally wanna do their sport and just...

no pun intended. - Yeah. - They just wanna, yeah, that's just graft bro. And I just feel like, yeah, it would be cool to see him and work with him in real life. - Yeah. - Having already seen him on a video game when he was 10 years old and killing it back then as well. So yeah, I think that'd be quite cool. - That would be fucking cool. - Nice. - Who's yours? - My answer would be, I changed my answer actually. Originally when I asked myself this question, I thought LeBron James, 'cause it's an easy bag. - The easiest. - But after hearing you man's answers,

- My answer is Donald Glover, AKA Childish Gambino. I think he is a multifaceted genius. And I feel like any conversation, even though I would be his manager, I'd feel like every conversation I have, I would have with him, I would come out smarter. Like he just feels like it seems as if he's tapped into everything. Everything and everyone, comedian, actor, musician, producer, director. Do you know what I mean? He knows everything.

He knows his niche, he knows his lanes and he's not afraid to branch out. And he's just touch wood, just seems uncancellable. Do you know what I mean? He just knows what he's doing. So yeah, my answer is Donald Glover. - Fair play. - That's good. - It give you a ball like trying to get him to do anything. - I would say the same as like, like Lil Dicky.

Yeah, you'd wait two years and he ain't done shit. Yeah, I hear that. But it's one of them ones where because I've been managing for so long, I would believe in him. Oh, we're talking about from jump? You're not meeting him tomorrow and start managing him? No, no, no, no, no. I'm talking about from jump. Oh, from jump. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're gassed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fair play. Okay, gang.

All right, bet. That was a very good one. I like that one. Right, to finish off, I have a little thread. Okay, cool. So this is a cute little thread that someone sent me. It says, state your age and something you can't do. Okay. So it starts off, like this is how they started. Like, you know, when they're like, I'll go first. So state your age and something you can't do. I'm 33 and can't swallow pills. Okay. Which is hilarious to me because it took me years to get to like swallow pills.

And my technique now is butters. I have to put it in my mouth, then drop the pill in my mouth. Water, pill, swill, and water, water, water, water, water, water, water. Jesus. Yeah, I'm a pussy. Right. And then just the comments kept going. Cool. I'm 42 and I can't take it anymore. Fair enough. Bro, I'm 42 and I can't take it anymore. Fair enough. Bro.

I'm 46 and I can't bend down without a plan how to get up. - Bro. - Plan on how to get up. - Facts. - Yo. - Bro, you drop your phone and you're thinking, I'm gonna get it but. - But, yeah. - Yeah, where's the table to lean on to get up? Where? That's long. - Oh, the amount of times I've like, for example,

something is rolled under the sofa and you lay flat and then you do that one knee. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And then you push off that knee and it's like, ah, I'm old. I'm old. Ellis, I know you don't have this problem, but I'm old, bro. - Ellis does burpees. Ellis does burpees, bro. Oh my God, right. I'm 47 and I can't stop, won't stop. - Let's go. Can't stop, won't stop. Let's go, that's jokes. - Right. I'm 40 and I still can't believe it's not barf.

- Genius, yes, yes, yes. - Bro, it's good. Right, I'm 38, this is me. I'm 38 and can't stop being tired. - Facts, that's me too. - I live tired, you man. - Factual. - Live, wake up, day, night, everything tired, tired, tired, tired, always tired. - Factual. - I'm 39 and I can't just eat one chip. I'm 24, I'm 24 and I still can't leave after all he's done.

That's manipulation. That's manipulation. I still can't leave after all he's done.

- Bro! - He's got you in his back pocket. - Oh, wrapped around his pinky. - Jesus Christ. - Crazy. This one is also me and it pisses me off. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm 18 and still can't make a better signature than the one I did when I was five. - Facts! Wow! - Bro! Do you know how many times I've tried? - Bro, on God, on everything I love.

I think I was repracticing my signature last month. And it was dog shit. - I saw a TikTok that made it look easy. - Is it the TikTok where they say, this is a nice way to write letter F. - Yes. - And it looks clean. - It looks juicy. - No bro, I did the F and I was like, I could do this. But my current signature's on everything. And it's just- - Fam, I did my signature to someone the other day and they said, aw.

- Show me your signature. - No. - Please, please, not the camera. Just please, please, please, please. - Write it, please. - We'll say R2. - Please, everyone write their signature. Please, we have to. Whiteboard it, please. - Mine is horrendous. - Mine too. - Mine doesn't make sense. - Mine doesn't make sense. - Mine just circles. - Oh God. - You ready? - Yeah. - Show me yours.

- That's not bad actually. - It's pretty shit. - No, it looks like- - It kinda looks like an LS. - Yeah, it looks like a designer's kind of thing. - Hey! - Shock. - That looks clean. - It does look clean. - I take pride in my signature. - Fair play. - It looks Arabic. - That looks brazy. - That's literally my signature. - I'm sure on certain templates that looks nice though. - That's my signature, bro. - I think in blue they were slaps. - I had, this is like, wait, did you say in blue with slap? - Yeah. - He's a twat.

- This is, so my actual signature that I've got on my license plate is this. - On your license plate? - My license plate, it's my driver's license plate. - I know you meant it. - Signature is license plate. - So it's like Foo had with like some swirly ticket over the top. - That looks wild, I like that one. - Over the top, but I shortened it.

- Remove the Foo hat and just did the swelting. - Oh, okay. - That's why it's like half. - So we are doing cameras 'cause you promised me you wouldn't. - Oh yeah. - I'll show the fandom. - All right, cool. So that's my one there. - Jid. - Jid. So I can explain. - I don't mind that to be fair. - Do you not mind it? - I like the J. - Yeah, so it is J. The J goes into P and then a separate D.

- JPD, my initials. - Oh yeah, okay, I see it now. It looks like tap. - It does, it looks like spinal tap. - Yeah. - It looks like it. - A logo. - Cool. - But yeah, that's my signature. But I seen a juicy one on TikTok where it's like signatures if your name starts with J. And I seen it and I was like, I need to learn that. - My F. - She wrote it like, well something like this. - Calligraphy is a skill. - It started off something like this.

And I was like, there was sighting else after it, but I couldn't, I just couldn't do this naturally. That's the F, that's the F. It looks clean. - It does. - And then you're just like bullshit at the end. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I ain't changing it. - Fair. - What's the word? It's muscle memory now. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's facts bro. - It's muscle memory. - It would take me so long to change it. - Yeah, I've been doing this for decades. - I'm 68 and can't let my foot hang off the bed because someone's gonna grab it.

Bro. Oh God. The fear. The fear is, it took me years to get out of that, you know? The fear. Years to get out of that. Someone's going to grab it. Jesus Christ. Right, guys. That's been our Christmas episode. Tremendous episode. It feels like a long one. I'm not going to lie to you, man. I thought, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pause indeed. Wow. But anyway, guys, thank you so much. Enjoy your Christmas. Embrace your loved ones. Facts. And short, excuse me, short plug. Next episode is,

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