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um we even started we started watching it before well you start you watch it before you start watching before me i think i watched it i think i was one i watched one episode before you started watching yeah um i was gonna watch it anyway but then we had tons and tons and tons of dms about it and yeah we hopped on we did a quick binge sesh and we did um yeah man we're about to review the thing the show is juicy
The show's juicy. It's juicy. The show's juicy. Juicy? Juicy. The show is so juicy that we had to flip up, switch up our drinking habit just for today. We're going to get bitchy with it. Sipping through straws. I want to hold my cup the whole time we go for it. Bitchy with it. We're going to get chatty Cathy. So for those that don't know or haven't seen the trailer or don't know anything about the show Ultimatum, the premise is there are
Five or six couples in each couple. One person gave the ultimatum. I they want to get married or by the end of this experience, they're going to either leave with someone else or leave quote unquote empty handed or single. Yeah. That's basically long story short. But that ultimatum first three weeks there with a completely different person. The next three weeks there with their original partner.
So you can imagine how... Yep. And then they have the... And they have the official ultimatum at the end. Who do you choose? Right, so there's going to be bare spoilers going on. We're going to do a full breakdown of the season. It's going to get juicy. Best parts, worst parts. Favourite characters, least favourite characters. Different traits. It's going to... Yeah, we're going to try and get it done as quickly as possible, but it's probably going to be a lengthy one. Yeah. So buckle up. It is a huge spoiler alert. Yeah, and this is the...
The S&G breakdown of the ultimatum, okay? Cool. So let's just go through couples. Let's go through couples. Original couples. Yeah, all original couples. Okay, first one. Hunter and Alexis. Hunter and Alexis! Alexis!
Alexis doesn't know what she wants. She is one of the most materialistic people I've ever met. She's a joke. All she knows is finance. All she cares about. That's all she cared about. She's like 25, innit? She doesn't look it. I thought she was 47. Yeah, she looks old, though.
She looks old, dog. She looks old. She's had work done. She has. At such a young age. It's had the opposite effect. It's weird. She sat down with Colby and said, my man needs to be making X, Y, and Z. I want to do this. I want to do that. I'm going to use this certain lifestyle. I'm not looking to drop. I want to exceed that lifestyle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Colby sat back.
Fam, he said, rah, this is not the yacht for me. This is, I can't see a future with you babes. Fam, he literally, she sat him down in the restaurant and was like, obviously I'm feeling you. We had a great conversation yesterday. We had a great conversation. Wah, go on, what are you saying? Man said, I'll be honest.
I don't see a future with you. She said, rah. She said, what? How can you say that so early on? I'm obviously giving myself to you. You're my favorite, et cetera. How can you say that so early on? He said, babes, I'm just not attracted to you. Like, that's literally all there is to it. He panicked. I'm just not attracted to you. He fucking panicked.
She thought she was the bee's knees when she walked in. She thought she was the buffest thing in there. She thought she would clean up. She literally thought, I'm the buffest thing in here. I'll get whoever I want. The one person she wanted said, big man, you're not attractive. She ran up to Madeline and said, Colby's a piece of shit and you can do better. So embrace this experience, fam. She's a hater. She's a hater. She said, embrace this experience. While she was talking to Hunter. Yeah. Yeah.
While she's on a date with your man, she said, enjoy this whole ting. Nah. I know he bought you here, but he's a piece of shit and you can do better. He's a scumbag. Yeah, fucking hell. She's nasty, you know. She is nasty. Alexis is nasty, you know. When she doesn't get her way, true colours. Bro. True colours. And then she tried to send for him again on the decision day.
At the table. Yes, yes, yes, she did. She tried to send for him again. She's like, I want to interject. Sorry. I just don't think he's a nice guy. Because Lauren was saying all these nice things or whatever. Or April might have been saying some nice things. Maybe, April, maybe. And she was like, I'm sorry to interrupt, but nah, he's just not a nice guy. He's a fake, he's this and that. All because... And then she tried some...
She tried to spin a lie. She tried to spin a lie and basically said out of the blue he just called her ugly or something like that. She said the first thing he called me was ugly or something like that. Literally, I tried to have a nice conversation. The first thing out of his mouth is that you're ugly, you're unattractive or something like that. He definitely didn't say that. That's a lie. He definitely didn't say that. I don't know how these cameramen keep their mouths shut.
You'll hear me, like if I'm the guy with the mic, these boom mic guys, I'll be like, that's a fucking lie. And you see me in the camera, I'm pants to me and I got my headset on, I'm like that. I'm like, I'm so obvious, I'm going to buy a Lexus, that's a fucking lie. He never said that. I'm going to stand up for Homeboy because that's a fucking lie. Reel the tapes. Reel the tape up. Reel it up. And then she sat back down and then it was Hunter's turn to pick. Man stood up and said, guys,
I'm going to marry Alexis. Sam, guys, he got so excited. I want to slap him that down. I want to say, if I was Nick Lachey, I'd have been like, sit the fuck back down. Man, shut up, guys. Beaming, is it? I want to marry Alexis. And he screamed. You feel sorry for Alexis. That's why you want to marry her. Because you feel sorry for her. Oh, little pussy boy. No one wants your missus. Oh, that's the worst feeling. It's embarrassing. That's the worst feeling. I was thinking if there were icks in this show, main ick is not getting picked by anyone. That's the worst feeling.
How can no one want my missus? Imagine. I couldn't. I genuinely couldn't. Imagine you're sat there and no one wants your girl. I'd have to look myself in the mirror because I know they're looking at me. Do you know what I mean? Rah, I couldn't be in there with you. Watching your girl get pied and pied and pied again, I'll be looking at you like, bro.
Are you sure? I'd have to do a substitute. We literally can't pay for someone to be with your wife. That's embarrassing. I think it's worse from like the guy as well. If you're the guy and no yacht's picking you, it's so embarrassing. Which brings me on to Nate. Nate's a villain. He's a villain. He was the villain of the show. I wish he stayed longer. I wish he stayed longer. He was a villain. Wow. He said, if I'm going down...
So is everyone. Yeah. Oh, bro. Sorry. I keep itching my eye. I've got some fucking hair or something in my eyes. Killing me, bro. Nate was such a villain. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. He spent the whole first week in his head. He was thinking, I need to finesse as many hoes as possible. I need to give them my all. He gave the ultimatum in it.
He gave the ultimatum to his girl, Lauren, because she doesn't want kids. And he needs kids. He needs kids. That's all he was talking about throughout the whole thing. I want to be a dad. I want to be a dad. I want to be a dad. He thought he had Shanique and April wrapped up. He thought he had Shanique and April wrapped up. When Shanique didn't pick him.
He took a deep breath. He was in the interview room. Like, what's going on? What's wrong with me? What the fuck is going on? What's wrong with me? I said, what the fuck is going on? And then he immediately turned to April and was like, I don't know what anyone else thinks, but me and April were like this. We had a connection. We had a connection. We both want kids. April stood up and said, everything he said is correct. But Hunter... What Hunter did for man? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't do for man. Hunter listens to man.
Hunter listens to me. And that's what I need. I need a listener. Nate's not a listener. He's a chat chatter. Hunter listens. And when I was having a breakdown, he was there. He was the only one there for me. Yeah, literally. He was the only one there. So I picked Hunter. Nate said, no, no, no, no. Twice in one sitting. In one sitting. Parred twice. We got parred twice. And then Hunter stood up and married Alexis. And then Hunter stood up and married Alexis. And then Nate's thinking, I've got no one left. And he whispered to Madeline. Madeline.
Madeline's already been picked and I said, I'm going to choose you. I'm going to choose you. I'm going to choose you. She's like, what? She's like, what? Who even are you? We've not spoken both. We've never spoken. It's Monday. I'm going to choose you. You already know I'm with Randall. I chose Randall and Randall chose me. What are you on about, mate? We're locked up. What are you actually on about? You're desperate. He's clutching at straws. Then it was fucking, what's his name? Colby's time to speak. Oh, Colby laid it on thick. He showered, Lauren.
Showered Lauren. She was ready to leave her man. Oh, I saw it in her lips. She was ready to leave her man. When Alexis tried to say something about Colby, Lauren jumped in and defended him. Facts. Defended him. I already saw it. Lauren and Colby seemed like they would bang. Bro? They would bang. Bro? Bro?
Lauren's a peng ting. She's a baddie. Can't stand her voice, but she's a peng ting. She's a baddie. She's a baddie. The tats as well, all of that. Oh God. Sexy, yeah. Hella sexy. So yeah, Lauren was down, down, down, down, down for Colby. Colby said everything before, literally before Lauren was about to stand up to pick whoever she was going to pick. She was about to say, Colby, let's go. Colby, let's fucking go. Nate stood up like a pussy. After the fact that Hunter already proposed...
He stood up. I don't want to take anyone's spotlight, but I need to do this. I need to do this. I need to do this. There is no family without Lauren. You're a waste, man. You're a liar. You're a liar. You just did this because you've got nothing left. You've got nothing left. You're in Alexis' shoes. It's just you and Alexis in the corner. Yeah.
And you said you can't be stuck with her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, literally. Your only option was to give up on having kids or spend three weeks with Alexis. And you couldn't. You couldn't. You couldn't fathom that. You couldn't fathom that. You thought, fuck it. I'm going on one knee. I'd rather never have a kid. It's the only thing I want for my life. But I'd rather give up my only dream than spend three weeks with this hoe.
Didn't spend three weeks as host though. Lauren, marry me, please. Marry me, please. Get me off the show. Marry me. My rating for Lauren went from 110 down to zero. Oh, zero. As soon as she said fucking yes. I couldn't believe she said yes. Leave her alone.
Bro, when he got up and proposed or was proposing, fam, I was wincing. I wanted to have to smack him in the face. I couldn't breathe. I was like, this can't be possible. Literally. One, and she can't even, she can't say yes. Surely she can't say yes. She must respect herself enough to say no. So this is going to be embarrassing for everyone. That brings me on to Colby. He's a cheat. Yeah.
A liar and a cheat. A liar and a fucking cheat. A manipulative liar. He tried to throw Zay's name under the bus. Our boy Zay. Bro. Nah. On guys night.
Couldn't believe it. Man said he was whispering to some yak and out of nowhere the yak tried to kiss me. So he said, no, no, no, no, no. We're not playing this little game. You're a cheat. So tell everyone you're a cheat. And tell the truth. Tell us what happened. You lips. Don't say she tried to kiss you. Don't throw me under the bus. You were lipsing her. That's the episode that got juicy to me. So just for context, right? For about what's happening to Colby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So...
So obviously Colby's the one that gave the ultimatum because he wanted to marry his Mrs. Madeline. He is now wanted to choose another chick, i.e. Lauren, who then got proposed to and she said yes. So now he's stuck. He ended up choosing April, which we'll come to. Yeah. And they've been coupling up for three weeks now. So Colby's now gone out with the mandem and lips another thing, not even April. Nothing to do with the show. Nothing to do with the show. He's gone and lipsed a random off set.
And then come back to tell the boys as if to say Zay was the one that tried to persuade him to do it. Brings me on to fucking April. Oh my God. April is... April, she said she was crazy. Yeah, she's legitimately crazy. How can she say...
Her man is laying on the sofa. Oh, so this is fast forward. April and Jake, original couple. This is, they're back together now for three weeks. So this is after the fact that Jake was with Ray, who they picked each other for the first three weeks. So April's back.
She went through his Apple Watch, was it? No, she went through his iPhone. Because he came home drunk. His phone was unlocked. Went through it. And we saw the night vision in it. She swiped the phone. Oh, 100%. Swiped the phone. Swiped it. She saw Ray's ass twerking on the phone. Air dropped the videos to herself. She was like, I'm crazy. So I air dropped it to myself for proof. I couldn't believe that.
I mean, don't get me wrong. I get it. Don't get me wrong. Of course I get it. Everyone gets it. But don't go through my phone. Yeah, don't go through my phone. That's a violation. Yeah, don't go through my phone, bro. Don't do it. She openly said it. I'm crazy, so I went through your phone. And then I airdropped everything to myself. Because I know you're going to delete them anyway.
Bye. I airdropped them to myself. Yo. Fuck you and fuck the show. While I'm asleep in the other room, you're doing all of this. Fuck you. No, she wasn't in the other room. He was in bed. She was at the foot of the bed. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. True. The night vision showed it all. Yeah, I forgot about that. She didn't even leave the room. Fuck you and fuck this show. I'm gone.
I'm gone. Bro, 100%. Two and a half years down the drain, I'm gone. Yeah, 100%. That's my one cardinal rule. You can never go through my phone. 100%. You're crazy. So that then brings me on to Jake and Ray.
Yes. Jake and Ray. So for context, Jake arrived with April. She gave him the ultimatum. Ray arrived with Zay, who we'll get onto. She gave him the ultimatum. Never would have guessed it. Never would have guessed it. She gave him the ultimatum. So Jake and Ray are basically soulmates. They are. They're basically soulmates. From the second they started talking, they were clicking and clicking and clicking. Anyway, fast forward. They picked each other. They moved in together. And they were lips in in minutes. Yeah.
They were the first couple to lips. They were the first couple to lips. She lipsed him. Lips him straight off the bat. And he kept trying to back up a little bit. Give me those lips. She was down for Jake. Yes, she was down. She loved Jake. And this is the thing as well.
These men are trying to tell us that they didn't fuck that whole three weeks. That's a lie. Some of them fucked. They had a... Well, I'm saying specifically Jake and Ray. Okay. Because we know Zayn... Because of that box. The sex box. They had a sex box. They had a sex box. And these men are trying to tell me they didn't fuck. They're just tickling feet and shit with feathers. Blindfolds and feathers and shit. Don't lie to me. Whose sex box was it? Jake and Ray's.
Because Zay found it when he came home. No, no, no. Whose original sex box was it? Oh, I think it was Jake's. Jake and April? I don't know. No, I think he bought it just for him and Ray. No. Yeah. I think he bought that box just for them two. Mad. Yeah, mad. I'm surprised Zay didn't punch someone. Oh, okay.
Same. He went through it the whole time. He had a roller coaster of events that night. Oh, he did. Bless him. He did. Bless him. He did, he did, he did. He felt like the kid of the show. Oh, 100%. But a lot of times he acted like it. Towards the end, he did. Like two thirds in, he was acting like an idiot. He was frustrated, James. They pushed him.
They pushed my boy Zay. You just push and push and push. Eventually, you're going to see the lion. And that's what they saw. Man went out and clapped someone's cheeks. 8am, he clapped someone's cheeks. He went out on a night out frustrated and fucked someone. 100%. So context, Zay was with... Zay and Ray were the original couple. Zay went with Shanique. Those are the two that they picked each other. So they were with each other for three weeks. Then when Zay came back with Ray, they spent three weeks together. During the first week...
They were bickering and arguing and Zay was pouring his heart. The thing with Ray, Ray isn't expressive. Ray's the female, by the way. Zay is the male, just for clarification. So Ray isn't expressive about her emotions and her feelings towards Zay. But she's more physical. She said, I can show you. She's always like, I can show you. I can show you. They fuck every day. They lips all the time. That stuff was frustrating me. That's the connection she has with him. Whereas Zay wants more than that. He wants...
He wants to know. Tell me. Literally, tell me with words that you love me. Tell me how you feel about me. Literally. That's all he wants to hear. Do you want to marry me? Yes or no? Why, Guan? If you don't tell me why. If you do tell me why. That's all he was asking throughout the whole six weeks. That's all he was asking. So he asked her again. He was saying to her, I'm ready to get engaged to you. I'm ready to go to the 90s. Even though she gave him the ultimatum. She gave him the ultimatum and said, I'm ready to do everything with you, blah, blah, blah.
She said, she said, I can't speak about this right now. I've got a headache. I need to shower. I need to go to bed. She said, my nose is running. My nose is running. I need medicine. I need to shower. I need to go to bed. Man said, please just tell me how you feel. Just speak to me. I'm your man. Two and a half years. Bro. No wonder he went out to AEM. Fuck you and your texts. Oh, 100%. This is the thing as well. I was actually on Zay's side to a point where like when he rolled out for that, after that,
like appalling display of me saying to you, look, you brought me on this show because you wanted to marry me. I've spent three weeks without you. I'm now back and I'm telling you, I'm ready to get married. Let's basically lock the show. The point of the show has been accomplished. I'm ready to get married. Let's go. Let's do it. Tell me how you feel. How do you feel? She wasn't saying nothing. Tell me how you feel. I'm trying to get married. What are you saying? She said, I just, my nose is running. I want to go to bed. I said, I bet. Say less. Say less. So I'm on his side.
fuck you in terms of oh you're not allowed no matter what happened all these all the girls are all this stuff but no matter what happens you can't just roll in at 8am I'll do what I want thank you very much because you're basically telling me you don't want to be with me without saying it facts I'm pouring my heart out to you and you won't even answer me facts I'll come in in three days time if I want to thank you very much
Because you're basically telling me I'm single now. Yeah. So I'll act single. Facts. If you're going to treat me like shit, I'll treat you like shit. And I'll rock up. I'll be home when I'm home. Whenever I want to be home. It's our yard. They made him to be the villain that whole thing. They did. They didn't give a fuck about what drove him there. Just about what he did. And then in the thingy, Ray had that chest to start shouting at him. Had that chest to start shouting at him. And he was saying, look, I take full accountability. Oh, this is because him and Sinead banged.
Him and Shanique banged. And he didn't tell her. Shanique told Randall, but he didn't tell her. So she started going mad and he was trying to tell her, I take full accountability. She's like, stop fucking shouting at me. Stop fucking shouting at me. You're all shouting at me. Don't speak over me. Don't speak over me. Man's like, am I in a different dimension? Yeah, I'm just talking. He said, someone help me. He literally turned to someone and said, help me. She's not listening. Man walked off. Oh, he walked off and said, say less. I'm done with this. Yeah, this is silly. I'm done with you and I'm done with this. Ha ha ha.
Run me my check and let me get out of this silly little studio. Because Vanessa Lachey is a manipulator herself. She cries when she wants to cry. She shouts when she wants to shout. This is the Vanessa Lachey show. And I don't want to be a part of it for another fucking second. That then brings me on to Randal and Madeline. Madeline. Madeline wants to slob his knob. Madeline's a whore. From day one.
She... Fu had? Ten seconds into this show, she said him. Before she even knew what she was there for, she said him. I want him. She is a whore. The sexual chemistry slash tension they had.
Juicy. Juicy. Oh, she wants the lips from the jump. 100%. Lips and fuck from the jump. She was bawling that they didn't bang. She was crying her eyes out all the time. And then when she got twist up, she's like, why is it when the cameras are off, you're all this and that, you're lip-syncing me up. Every time the camera's on, bro, I'm trying to fuck. You don't want to do nothing. You don't want to do nothing. The camera's there. Shh, shh, shh.
Randall's an actor. He's an actor and I don't trust him for that. I don't trust him. I don't trust that boy as far as I can throw him because he was manipulating situations. He was lipsing her up off camera. Oh, lipsing her up. And she's in tears. And man's just like, shh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Same thing with Shanique. Shanique, yep. When they have their little link up, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
man said i'm just doing the show i'm trying to give the full experience you invited me on the show yeah yeah you gave me the ultimate that was his fallback all the time you gave me the ultimate you gave me the ultimate if i was shitting if i would have been like big man if you say ultimate one more fucking time see what i'll do to you bro randall's a manipulator bro he's a manipulator but you know what i think randall i think the only reason i'd actually this is mad
I actually don't think Randall was attracted to Madeline in the slightest. You think? I think, if you look at Shanique and her personality, I think Randall just wanted a woman that worships him. That's what I think he's looking for. It could have been Madeline, it could have been anyone else. Okay. I think he just got off on the fact of how badly she wanted him. Because she told him from the jump. Mm-hmm.
And obviously she's not hideous. But I think the way Randall saw Madeline was just, this is a yacht that wants me. Would bend over backwards. Would literally bend over backwards, frontwards, sidewards, wherever I want it. Because they asked about sex. Is there anything off limits? She said, nah, I'll please my man in all sorts of ways. Oh, she said, I'll do anything. Anything. There's nothing off limits. He said, anything? She said, anything. He got us.
solid boner. He got a solid boner when she said that. I don't doubt that. Fam, I would have been looking at the sunset like, let's go, let's go, let's go. I would have covered my mic and be like, let's go. Yeah, come on, come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just hear bad muffling. Muffles, yeah. Yeah, let's go. Come toilet, come toilet. I would have written it down. Yeah. Come toilet. I would have dipped my finger in the pool and just written it on the concrete. Smudge it off and just read it. Bro. Keeps my finger in the pool.
That's hilarious. I would have let the sun dry up. Oh, she's a freak. Oh, she wanted to bang him. Oh, she wanted to do. She wanted to do it so bad she was crying her eyes out. She was crying her eyes out. Randall, why? At the girls' drinks. Went to Shanique. She's like, oh, Randall's a maiden. Randall's this, Randall's that. She wanted a fight. Shanique was ready to knock her out. I'm going to go back upstairs and lips Randall. In front of Shanique.
Yo. She didn't give a shit. That's disrespectful. With her drunk eyes. She was drunk throughout the whole show. She was drunk throughout the whole show. It didn't make sense. Madeline stayed drunk for the whole ultimatum. She stayed drunk from the moment she arrived to the moment she left. She was drunk. She was drunk throughout the whole show. Bro. Okay, cool. So that brings me on to Shanique. Shanique, in my opinion, was the buffest yet on that show.
Fam? Buffy's yet on that show. Fam? Her in the fucking reunion? Oh, Shanique was beautiful in that whole show. Buffy's yet on the show. I was like, gang. She's banging. Banging. Just even at her parents' yard and everything, I was just like, bang. She's got the best genetics. Her dad looks my age. I couldn't believe that was her father.
Shanique and Zay have sexual tension. They did. About three or four times they had fucking sexual tension. I'm surprised they didn't just go at it from the jump. I'm surprised. But every time they got close, Zay would ruin it because of his hot temper. But also Shanique as well. She's a bully. Like slightly. Like the way she would just be like, what did she do the first time they ever argued? I can't remember what it was, but she was being so patronizing. Yeah.
That was it Where she was pulling The face expressions Ah okay okay So she would say her part And then when he says His part She'd be like And he's like What's with the If you want to say something Just say it And she's like Rah like if you can't even Handle facial expressions We can't do this We can't do this kind of thing And he's like Big man it's not about that It's like He even said like
It's not about the facial expressions. It's the fact that like you can say something without talking. You're clearly saying something, but you refuse to verbalize it. I'm just telling you to verbalize it. And she just walked off. So Shanique and Zay, they had sexual tension. And then they actually fucked that one night, didn't they? Well, it doesn't say they fucked. What did they say in the reunion? They just signed. Fam...
In the reunion. They didn't say they fucked. They didn't say they fucked, but he said, what's one thing you learned from your partner? And then Shanique said, all of all you can use is lube. They fucked. They fucked.
I can't believe she said that. Because if I'm sad, I'm punching her in her temple. Are you taking the piss out of me? On live TV? On live television. You're telling me, you're basically telling the world that homeboy couldn't fit his fat dick in you. So I had to run around the kitchen looking for lube. Naked? Naked. And lathered up some olive oil on there. And slid it in you. That's what you're telling the world. After I proposed and we're broken up now. Yeah. Nah.
Man's thought, fuck, I wish I fucked Madeline. Oh, 100%. And now she's pregnant. Exactly. When that's come round, he's thinking, fuck, I wish I banged Madeline. Because you were out here getting clotted by Zay's fat dick. You were getting clotted by six foot five Zay. The sex would have popped. I already know the sex would have popped. Oh, well, after they rolled over panting, innit? Oh, yeah. Her headscarf was ajar. A skew. They rolled over panting after they fucked. Fuck.
Ooh. And they were both frustrated with what was going on. Yeah. From all parties. Yeah, they needed to release some. I don't know how these... I honestly don't know how these men didn't bang every night. I actually don't know how they didn't bang every night. Same. Because after we fucked the first time, we're banging every single day. Before I leave. Morning, afternoon, and night. Before I leave. If I've got four days left, I need to get it in. I need to get in. I will deal with the repercussions at the reunion. Because...
Doing it once or doing it 10 times is the same shit. I'm banged. I've cheated. So we might as well go. It's the ultimatum. I need to find out what I want to do. Do you know what I mean? And I'm still on the fence. So run me that tum again and again and again until I know for sure. Run me those cheeks. Run me those fucking cheeks until I'm certain. Please.
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