ONE THING YOU COULD HAVE LIVED WITHOUT KNOWING?! | EP 379 | ShxtsNGigs Podcast
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$45 upfront payment equivalent to $15 per month. New customers on first three month plan only. Taxes and fees extra. Speeds lower above 40 gigabytes. See details. I was about to say I'm here for it. I know you were. Don't touch me either. I know you were. Right guys, welcome back to the show. Favourite show on planet Earth. Yeah. And you're with your boys, Fire Lord Fwigs, J Money. Yeah. Ellis the Menace and Rem de la Creme. Yeah. Yeah.

- We also have a Nanya in the building. Let's go. - Yeah. - Right. Question of the week this week is, what's one thing you could have lived without knowing? - Mm-hmm. - Cool. My first one, I think I'm gonna start with a couple light ones and then I'm gonna say some ones that are Googleable where we have to figure out some shit. So Rem, stay ready. - Yeah, boy. - Yeah. - Cool. What's one thing you could have lived without knowing? How good the feeling of nicotine coursing through my veins is.

I've heard so. You man. That's addiction. Yeah, you man. Oh God. I think I told you before. When I was a little boy, I used to shot my mum cigarettes in it. I think so. Yeah, 50p a pop. 50p, yes, yes, yes. 50p a pop in your seven. That's brazy. Yeah. That's bold as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I used to say at least two a day.

It's just like a young quid Yeah Yeah I used to steal my mum's Four pieces of chicken And chips in the day Yeah yeah yeah Chicken George Yeah Yeah Yeah That's after school Yeah So I used to steal my mum's cigarettes And obviously I was like I'm doing you a favour Facts Yeah yeah yeah I'm doing you a favour Little did I know She'll just buy more Yeah so win win You thought it was a win win Yeah yeah yeah And back then she was a chainer

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was a chainer. Anyway, so back then, I remember one time I tried one and one of my boys was just bullying me. It's like, your eye is shot in. Obviously, you're not road. Yeah. Because you've never tried it. Yeah, you've never got high fuel in supply. You need to see what you're selling. You need to know the product. I was like, I smoke all the time, big man. I smoke all the time and I fuck girls all the time. What are you saying? Those are your two go-tos. Yeah, two go-tos. Always in London. Yeah.

You know what? You're never going to see him. Yeah, you're never going to see Abim because I was doing it in London. But anyway, they were like, all right, cool. Try a cigarette. So he had a cigarette. He gave me one. One perfume, man. I want to say my heart was beating out my chest. The nicotine did something to me. Oh, God. Bro, beating out my chest. And I remember thinking, I don't know how these men are doing this multiple times a day. On a daily basis. This is scary. So yeah, I can resonate with this. Nicotine coursing through my veins. Coursing through your veins. This is crazy. Crazy. All right, next. You're up.

One thing you could have lived without knowing. I had a guy get on the bus next to me after work. He leaned over, pulled my headphones out of my ears. Crazy. Mind you, I was the only other person on the bus than the driver. He pushed my book down and told me he'd just robbed a bank and proceeded to get off at the very next stop. I put my headphones back in and sat there in silence. I wouldn't know what to do. Sam, you're on a bus by yourself.

Music in, book up, a stranger comes in, pushes the book down. - Whispers. - I just rubbed her back. I just rubbed her fucking back. - And just gets off. - Walks off. - Because my immediate reaction is to get off as well. - Yeah, 100%. - But I can't get off at the same stop as him. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, so now I'm like, if that was my stop,

- Pissed off. - Or if it was the last stop. - Oh, if it's the last stop, I don't know what I'd do. - Me and bus driver doing a 180, we're going back to the start. - 100%, 100%. Also don't flex like that. Unless you're sharing, don't flex like that. - I felt, I don't know, rush of adrenaline, I guess. - Oh, of course you're gonna be, if I'd run the bike, I'd wanna tell the world. But obviously that's how people get caught. - Yeah, yeah.

Weird flex. Weird flex. Weird flex. Don't even know what else to say about it. Weird flex. Cool. What's one thing you could have lived without knowing? The type of porn my dad likes. Do you know how wild that statement is? Type is insane. The type of porn my dad likes. That's disgusting. That's so invasive for a parent-child relationship. Yeah, that's disgusting. That should never, ever cross paths. Cool. Right.

One thing you can do without knowing. This is a Googleable one. Platypus ooze milk. They don't have nipples. The milk seeps directly out of the mother platypus. Mother platypus' mammary glands and sits in the grooves of her skin. Her babies drink or suck it out of the fur. Gross. Grim. So she just lays there and just milk just comes out.

I mean, that's all they know. Yeah, yeah. Of course. No one's complaining. Yeah, that's all they know. But sucking... Fur. Sucking it at the fur? That's like sucking milk. Imagine being a baby sucking milk out of your dad's beard, big man. That's disgusting. That is disgusting. Another Google Blue one. Dolphins gang rape their females. And I searched this. I searched this. I've heard about that. Crazy. Yeah.

I don't think that's just true for dolphins though I think Is that an animal kingdom? That sounds like a kingdom, John Do you know cats have a hook? Yes, I do That's why they fucking shriek That's grim Don't say shriek It's exactly what they do I know, but please Yeah, they're spiked out, right? Yeah So once they're in there, they're in there Yeah That's disgraceful Nature's crazy Yeah, bro Same with dogs Dogs, dog tings lock up What, like a screw lock ting? Yeah, yeah, dogs A dog, Tom

Really? Tight. That's when the guy's finished, he's locked in there for a minute. She'll just get on with her day. Really? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. I didn't know that. Yeah, bro. Dolphins are gay as well, right? They can be gay? I didn't know that. I heard dolphins can be gay. Yeah. They're not as far from us as we think. Apart from the gang thing. Can dolphins be black? What? What?

Oh wow in Chile they actually can also know the Chilean dolphin can also be genius Jesus hilarious only as a coast of Chile

- Right, that was so random, sorry. - All right, elsewhere under the sea, male bottlenose dolphins build relationships with other males. They travel the ocean together, hunting for food and engaging in sexual behavior. And their relationship is deep and lasting. It's common for these male dolphins to live together for decades. - Ay yo. - So they're just homeboys just- - They're just bros that fuck. - Yeah. - I was about to say I'm here for it. - I know you were. - Don't touch me either. - I know you were.

- Bro man, I'm just saying, it sounds cool for them. - You're here for it for them. - Yeah, I'm here for them. Speaking of, I was watching one thing the other day. Do you know about bonobos, you man? - Is that an animal? - Yeah, it's a type of monkey. - Nah. - Bro, when I say these man scissor,

The girls, so basically the girls run the tribes innit? Okay So if an opposing tribe comes into these man's den The man them are just like wagwan innit? They're just jumping from the trees making up a ruckus, dragging branches around ready for beef The women leader and the female, the two female leaders of both groups will come together

But when I say their gums are spread, they're smiling. They're smiling, you man. And they're not. It's disgraceful. Yeah, I've never seen anything like it. And then they hold hands like this. Like this. Yeah, they'd go one arm up, one arm up. No, no, no. The one arm's supporting the ground. Oh. And they're interlocking fingers at this one. And the ting's just... Anyway. Where were we? One thing you could have lived without knowing.

that James is taller than Fiat. - I saw that. I saw that. - Bro, someone replied, "No way." Someone else replied, "You're joking." First of all, fuck all of you. Fuck all of you. - You're joking, you know. Yeah, I saw that one. All right, what's one thing you could have lived without knowing? That he has a wife, 'cause I've never been fucked so good. - Yeah. - Yeah, I knew that would get your attention. Yeah.

That's smoky. Yeah. It's like in the air. Yeah. That he has a wife because I've never been fucked so good. Yeah. You can't.

You can't be a fellow fan of SNG and read that. - Do you know what I mean? - Knowing that you're the culprit, you can't read that. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. You could make a new password on your phone just to stop yourself. - You'd have to. You would have to. - Wow, okay. One thing you could live without knowing, Jamie Foxx's real name is Eric Marlon Bishop. - It's what? - Eric Marlon Bishop.

I knew it was an alias. I didn't know that was his name. Did you know why it's an alias? Have you ever heard the story of why Jamie Foxx called himself Jamie Foxx? No. Because he said, he basically said something, I'm gonna paraphrase because I heard it years ago. But basically he was saying when he used to do comedy nights, it was very, something to do with it was very, what do you call it? Male heavy.

And a lot of them were looking for female comics. - Okay. - So if you were a guy trying to get on the list, they'd ask your name. And if they were a guy, they'd put you like bottom of the pile. - Okay. - And if you're a woman, they'd put you up on the pile. So you'll get way more spots if you're a female comic. - Okay. - So he wanted to have a unisex name so that he could, when he calls up and they say, "What's your name?" He'd say, "Jamie Fox."

or what's the name or whatever. It'd be like Jamie Foxx and I'd be like, gang, cool. And then he would start getting spots. So that's how he started calling himself Jamie Foxx. Interesting. It's a very unisex name as well. Interesting. Smart play. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why the two X's make sense. Smart fucking play. All right. Fair play. All right, cool, cool, cool. What's one thing you could have lived without knowing? They use sheep intestines for the strings of violin. Do they really? Yeah, it's called cat gut or something like that. Type it in.

Cat's gut. That's the one. Yeah. Is that Norwegian or something? No idea. Interesting. Very. All right, cool. Because isn't a thing, that's horse hair, right? Yes, I believe so. This thing. The actual thing. Oh, is it? I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah. I've heard that before. Right, this one, I'll have to give you the context for after. One thing you could live without knowing, that Jon Jones has a dark side. So, this is a UFC style thing. So, not many people understand this. So,

- Jon Jones, former UFC heavyweight champion. I say former, don't even, yeah, he's not fighting at the minute. So I think they've got interim champion right now, which is a white guy called, I can't remember his name, English guy. He's fucking sick as well. Tom Aspinall. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tom Aspinall is the current champion, Jon Jones.

Jon Jones is highly regarded as the greatest UFC fighter of all time. Really? Yes. He's never lost. He has one loss on his thing, on his record, because he got disqualified for something stupid. I can't remember what he was disqualified for, but he's never lost. And he dismantles people. Jon Jones is an incredible fighter. The dark side that no one really knows about unless you're in the game is Jon Jones likes, first of all,

He likes a drinky poo. Second of all, he loves a strip club. Third of all, I don't say this with jest, Donnie's been arrested. Plural.

For tumping his misses. Oh, yeah. I thought you were going to say that. Yeah? Bro? Oh. Jon Jones has a dark side. Damn. And it's only because he's so, and the bad thing is, is because he's so good, so successful, such a draw, they've never cut him.

The amount of drama this guy's been through, any other athlete, not any other athlete, but most other, 99% of athletes in any organization will get cut. Yeah. Bro, he's had multiple run-ins with the law for domestic violence. Really? And they just keep him on? Yes, bro. Oh, wow. It's techie. Oh, wow. So I'm not going to take a hard stance because I don't know. Yeah. But yeah. Damn. That's what the streets are saying. It's been going on for years.

- Wild. - Yeah. - Yeah. When I read that, I said, when I read the John Jones of the Dark Side, I was like, "Facts." - Yeah, you know exactly what I'm talking about. - Facts. Yeah, this guy gets it. - Mad. - What's one thing you could have lived without knowing? The meaning of pink sock. - I don't know what that means. - Urban Dictionary pink sock, please. - Can I guess? - Yeah. - Pink sock. - I don't think you'll get it. - Do you know what it is? - I think I know what it is. - It's pink sock. Pink sock. Is it a tampon? - Nope.

- No. - Pink sock. - What do you think it is, Rem? - I won't say until... - Is it really disgusting? - Depends how you look at it. No pun intended. - It's not nice, bro. - Pink sock. - Stop saying it. It's not gonna make it better, bro. - Is it like a ruptured anus, Asayan? - Is it? When the tin comes out? - That kangaroos will sit in a body of water and murk whatever comes near it just because.

I knew that and didn't know that at the same time. 'Cause I've seen a couple, you know when you see like random Twitter videos or whatever, just kangaroos chilling, waiting for something to happen. So I've seen that and I've seen, I've actually seen people or animals try and go to it. The kangaroo will start at some and it'll just fuck off. So yeah.

- Damn. - Yeah. - So they just pull up, Australia's hot as well. - Yeah. - They just pull up to the only fresh water source and just stand. - Stand. - Stand ready. - Ten toes. Just waiting. - Just because. - Just because, 'cause their arms bro. - Because they just want the smoke. - Yeah. - Fuck man. - Fucking arms. - Right, what's one thing you could have lived without knowing? That my mum gave my dad head on the street once. - On the street? - On the street. - Mum's a freak. - Damn. - That's a woman. - The street. - I don't wanna hear, as a child. - No, no, no, no, you can't hear that.

How are you reminiscing in my presence? How am I hearing about this? Facts. You know what happened. Why are we talking about it? Facts. You were both there. Facts. Oh my God. Right. Walk downstairs to say good morning to my father. Only to my shock and horror, I see my father standing butt-ass naked in the mirror. Worst way to find out we have good genetics. Wow. Yeah. Yeah.

- Wow. - My mum popped downstairs to say good morning. She said, in the mirror, he was definitely checking that muffin top, that tummy arm. - That kitchenette, it's crazy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just saw that heavy. Just saw that's got a heavy on him. - A dud. - Yeah.

- Yeah, he's got Netflix, duh-duh. - Yeah. - And just like, that's bars but fair. - Yeah, that's it. - I can't wait to hit pubes. That's bars but fair. - What's one thing you could live without knowing? My grandma's favorite lover and why? Disgusting. - That's disgusting. Right, last one for me. - All right. - I've heard about this one before.

One thing you could live without knowing that your eyes have a different immune system to the rest of your body. And if your body's main immune system notices this, you'll instantly go blind. Yep, I've heard that.

- What? That's an actual lie. I heard that when I read this. - Oh really? - When I did this. So yeah, that was on my fingers as well. I was like, wow. - Are you man deep in this? - Wow, yeah. - Your eyes use a separate immune system to the rest of your body, which means there's no connection. As far as your white blood cells are concerned, there's no connection between your eyes and your body. And if your body just clocks on one day, zap, it's taking your eyes out. - Gone, Ross. Scary. - It thinks your eyes are ops and it's taken them out. - Scary stuff. - That's scary as fuck. - Yeah, vision's gone immediately. - Scary stuff.

And I'm just talking about it. Yeah. Like, say, I'm smarter than my own body. Yeah. I'm just willy-willy putting it in the universe for Donnie to find out. And strip my vision. Your brain is telling your enzymes. Can you imagine if I was talking about it and just... You dare double. I'll scream. I'm like, why did I bring it up? God. Fuck. I watched Seven Pounds yesterday, speaking of. Oh! Why would you volunteer to watch Seven Pounds? I was in my Wilson with her. I love Seven Pounds, but I hate it in every way possible. It was...

- A tear jar. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you feel it here? 'Cause I feel it here. - I feel it, I do feel it, but it's also like, I don't know, it's weird. It's a weird one because back in those days, when I was watching that movie, it made me realize

You don't need CGI. You don't need action. All you need is a good story and good actors. Yeah. And that's what made a movie back in the day. Bro. Seven pounds, bro. Movie. He couldn't live with himself being alive. Yeah. He was the cause of everything. Yeah. Yeah. Actor, bro. Yeah. Actor, bro. He acted his fucking ass off in that movie. He really did. And like...

- I couldn't do it. - The jellyfish thing or just in general? - First of all, the jellyfish thing and just the general concept. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Full disclosure to you man, I've learned to live with it. - For those that haven't seen "Seven Pounds", so "Seven Pounds" is about Will Smith. His name is actually Tim Thomas and not Ben Thomas.

He caused an accident. His wife died and six other people died. On like a bus, right? On like a bus thing, a van or whatever. And he donated seven pounds of flesh to family members or people that were involved in the crash. Were they involved with the crash? No.

Or he was just giving it to seven random strangers. - Seven randoms. - People that deserved it. - Who deserved it. - Seven random people that deserved it. He gave his eyes to Woody Harrelson, the blind guy. He gave his heart to his second lover. The day they banged and the day after he told them he loved each other, I couldn't, he ran to the hospital. - Yeah. - In the rain. - He did, he did. He did. So what are the chances? - Less than 5%. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So I'll do it myself. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's having my heart. She's already got it. - So she might as well take it physically. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Fuck.

- Kidney to, he gave one kidney to one lady, gave both of his lungs to someone else. And he gave bone marrow, no anesthesia to a youth. - But no anesthesia is unnecessary. - Bro, he was squinting. - Yeah, no anesthesia unnecessary. - Or squelching, brother. - What did he give to his, he gave his brother something as well.

I can't remember. Give his brother a kidney or something. I'm sure. Maybe. He had scars on him. Yeah. He had scars on him. Seven pounds is a movie. Movie. But one more, what's one thing you could have lived without knowing? Chainsaws were made for childbirth. Were created, invented for childbirth. What does that mean? Google it. I don't want to Google it. Please just tell me what it means. I don't want to read what it means. It was to open up the...

I can't remember what it's called. There's some bone thing here. Two-scaled dog prototype. - Oh, the chainsaw. - Yeah, the pelvic bone. - To cut through the pelvises. - The hand crank chainsaw to cut through the pelvises of deliberate mothers who are having trouble pushing them. - Yeah. - No. - Yeah, this was 1780. - No. - So that's why it was invented. - No. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's crazy. - That's really fucked. - That's crazy. - Yeah. - My God.

Okay, cool man. Cool indeed. I guess we learn some stuff every day. You do man. Right guys, welcome to the show. Indeed. You may be thinking, boy. What's that on our breasticles? Yeah, the guys are looking sexy today. Sexier than usual perhaps. And James ain't even got a trim. I'll tell you why. It's because we're wearing smerch. The merch. The merch. So...

If you've been with us for a minute, you'll know that we haven't had fresh merch in like two years. Time. We've been working on some new merch for a very, very, very long time. And it's finally here. Don't get us wrong, guys. We haven't been working on it. It's not just dropping soon and we've been wasting two years. This has been up.

and down. This should have dropped time ago. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - So don't look ass. - It's been a journey. - Like we owe you anything. - Yeah, it's been a journey. It's been a journey. We've tried. - We have tried. - In secret. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, we've been in secret rooms doing secret business. - We've been working. - To bring in some serious fucking merch. And you might be like, "James, I know you're saying this is your merch, but merch doesn't have that neckline."

That fear of God Yeah Palm angels neckline Yeah Yeah merch doesn't do stuff like that It looks thick And it makes you look wham This is the merch Yeah This is the merch This is the merch Wait till you fill the hoodies Yeah Bro Wait till you man fill the hoodies Yeah Yeah And you're only thinking Yeah that breast sample It looks very good That's dangerous Yeah Yeah Alright fuck it Yeah Come join me You man You man watch this Yeah Man's doing the

- Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. Two sided, man. - Double sided, my dawgs. - The fuck? - Double sided, my dawgs. - Who you think this is, bro? - Come on, man. - You think we just drop any bullshit? - Nah, we're here.

So there's multiple designs, multiple flavors. The quality is unbelievable. Insane. Unbelievable, you guys. So yeah, I've been wearing it. Standard. So I've been telling everyone who's asked me about it so far, when's it dropping, when's it dropping? I will add them under the streets weren't ready for it because you can fit two baddies in this top. So you can't just let the streets have it whenever they want. Facts. If you're looking for a hoodie...

that you're like, oh, I want to steal my boyfriend's hoodie. Get him this hoodie, bro. Get him the S&G hoodie because it's thick. Yeah. And if you want to find out if the guy that's courting you is a real man, let him come around the yard and find that hoodie there and see his reaction. Because if he can't take the smoke, he's going to fuck out. Facts. Yeah. So guys, short disclaimer, if you are on Patreon,

You will already know this, but the merch is ready for you right now. If you're on Patreon, the merch is ready for you right now. So go over on Patreon. The link should be there. Grab that immediately. Yes, sir.

If you guys are watching us on YouTube or listening on any of the audio platforms right now, tomorrow, that is Tuesday, the 2nd of April, 10 a.m., your merch drops then, okay? Tuesday, the 2nd of April at 10 a.m.,

Your merch will be ready for collection. Link is in the bio. It's everywhere. It's everywhere. Don't say we didn't warn you, man. Because when this first load sells out, I'm not trying to hear none. Yeah, I'm not trying to hear none either. I'm not trying to hear none. Link's wherever you need to. Once you grab it, send us a pic. Tag us in the story. Do whatever you need to do. I want to see it. I want to see a hug. I want to see a certain man that didn't know there was this one. Facts.

- Yeah. - When you slide this on and you look yourself in the mirror, you're thinking, wow, I've never seen a shape like this. - Yeah, I've never seen silhouettes like that. - You haven't until you wear the SNG merch.

- Until you wear the SQ. - So guys, this is a new era for us. We're really, really excited. This is our always on edition. So this is gonna be the collection that you can get anytime. Every couple months, there's gonna be some drops. - There might be a little surprise. - There's gonna be some surprises this year. 'Cause your daddy's been cooking with the designers. We've been working on some stuff. - We've been working. - So stay woke, stay ready. And we hope you enjoy it. - Facts. - All right, guys, it's that time of day. It's that time of week. It's time for the Whoop Updates. - Come on, dawgs. - Okay, so.

I'm not gonna lie to you, man. It's been a humbling experience. It's been a humbling experience, okay? So let me- I've been greening, though. You've been greening? I've been greening, too. Yeah, greening and grinning. Facts.

- Full disclosure, I, Jesus Christ. So, so far there are 2,200 people joining the SNG 12 week challenge. So guys, if you are new here and you're wondering what's this challenge stuff? What's that, what's that patek on your wrist? - Facts. - The listing. - People always think, why has Fu had got two watches on? - Yeah. - I'm not flexing man. - Why is James trying to ice out?

Bust down. Yeah, why is he trying to bust down every week? Nah, bro, this is a whoopty scoop. Yeah, so this joint right here is a wearable fitness coach that tracks our recovery, it tracks our sleep, and it tracks our daily strain. So what we've been doing for the last couple of weeks is challenging the entire S&G community to a 12-week challenge to see who can get the best strain, the best recovery, the best sleep, and who can come to the O2 in May. Snatched. Snatched.

- Snatched. - Snatched and V-taped up. - V-taped up looking sexy. Is this body power? Nah, bro. It's SNG of the '02. - That's what it is. - Okay, is this the Arnold Classic? Nah, bro, it's SNG of the '02. - Come on, dog. - Say less. Is this the Mr. Olympia competition? Nah, bro, it's SNG of the '02. So guys, whilst we've been trying to get snatched, I've been keeping an eye on a couple big hitters. - Yeah. - So let me just get the stats from last week, okay? So we're going from the 18th to the 24th. - Okay, last week. All right, bet, bet, bet. - Monday to Sunday. - Yeah.

I don't remember. I don't remember. I'm seeing some familiar names, let's say that. Okay. So this week, number one winner on strain is a nice gentleman called Luke. I don't believe he was number one last week. I don't think so. But- With a 20.6. 20.6 average strain for the week. I've never hit 20 for a day in my life. That's crazy. I think, Ellis, you got 19 one time?

- Most of it was 20. - Jesus. - I got 20 once. - Fair play. - Wow. I see Kyle in third was doing the bits last week. - He was doing the bits last week. - So Kyle's keeping it consistent. - Yeah, I remember that two piece in a picture. - Yeah, yeah, the orange two piece, I remember that. That button down? - Yeah. - Yeah, I remember that. We've got Rebecca in second place doing down with 20.5 average strain. So Juicy, I am- - What are you? - Chilling at 1,089 with an average strain of 10.6. But let me explain.

- All right, Kevin Hart. - Yeah, let me explain. I really tried a couple of times. I couldn't train as much as I wanted to last week, but when I trained, I trained you, man. But because daddy's recovery is so high,

Me breaking 13 strain is me killing myself. - I hear that. - Like physically killing myself to get to 13. So it's just, yeah, it's hard work. - My Av for the week was 15.2. - Well played. - And I'm placed 179th. - Yeah, boy. - Top 200, that's top 10%. Well played, very nice.

- Recovery? - Recovery. So my average recovery for the week was 76. I lost it on a couple of days. 'Cause I was, I hit like 94, 91, 91. And I was like, I'm cooking, I'm cooking. Then I had like a 46 and I was upset. So average- - That was yesterday. - Yeah, that's probably yesterday. - Average was 76%. I'm 163rd. - Damn, I'm averaging 68%. I'm 474th.

It doesn't take much, does it? - It doesn't take much. - 300 paces. - Yeah. - So daddy's top 200 in recovery. I'm happy about that. - A kid called Ibrahima, 98. Another chick called Chrisada, 98. And Mimi T, 97. That's what I got. - Fair play. - Is that what you guys are? Yeah, yeah, yeah, cool. - All right, bet, bet, bet. - I sleep.

No way. Go on. I'm just looking at my numbers on sleep. You're good? That doesn't look like it. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. So, sleep. Yeah. Yeah, that Mimi T. Yeah, she topped it. Number one. She topped the charts. Yeah, number one. Ibrahim's in there as well. Ibrahim's in there as well. Come on. So, yeah, yeah, we're doing... The averages of 100% sleep go into the... There's the top 20...

No, top 19 people are averaging 100% sleep. - That makes zero sense. - It's concerning to me. I average 75% of sleep for the week and I'm 953rd. - I average 74% sleep. I'm 1,014th. Damn. - Doesn't make sense bro. - Yeah, bro, we're trying man. - We are trying. - We're trying. So anyway guys, this is what week three we've done this now? - I wanna say so maybe. - With the community, yes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Community, yes. - We're three now and everyone's cooking.

I need to see Kyle knock down a few pegs. Two weeks in the top three is disgusting stuff. Yeah, it doesn't make sense. So I'm going to get my trainer. So I'm going to say it now. I won't remember. So...

10.6 to beat is for me. On strain. That's what I really want to focus on, strain. Okay. And if I can get... There was one day I woke up on recovery and I was in the... What did I post to you? I was in top... I was like 21st or something like that. Yeah, something like that. That's the highest I've been. Yeah. So I want to break top 20 in something this week. What did I break? What did I post in a chat the other day? You did a recovery as well, right? I think mine was recovery, yeah. Yours was high. It was high. My recovery today is very high. Really? 95. You're on for a good week. Mm-hmm. Yesterday was...

I'm greening this week. - You're greening? - I'm greening this week. - Greening and grinning? - Yeah, man. - All right, say less. - Yeah, man. - I'm gonna try and hit an average of like, 10.6 was last week, I'm hit. I wanna hit like an average of, say 11.5. - Okay. - Just keep a humble on the climb. - Okay. - 11.5 for this week for my strain. - Okay. - I need to break, I need to get under that thousand mark. This is getting embarrassing. - It's important. - Yeah, yeah. - It's important for our sake. - Yeah, yeah. - For our sake and our sanity. - I can't lead the pack.

- I'm actually even making the top thousand of workers. - It's impossible. - All right, that's what I wanna do. All right, say less. So guys, if you wanna jump in, it's never too late. Obviously, as you can see, we do it on a week by week basis. So what you need to do is head on over to join.whoop.com/sng. - Sierra November Golf. - Order your Whoop today.

You get 30 days risk-free, zero commitment. So you can do it. 30 days in, you're like, this is dead. Send it back. You won't because it's sick. But just in case. Get involved. Jump in the whoop challenge. Let's keep going. Let's get this over. I want to see thousands of people in here. It's going to make my life harder. But I'm here for it. I need to push. I need to push this challenge. On a separate note, on a slightly separate note, daddy's getting addicted to melatonin, it seems. The sleep jawns. Hands up.

When we went to Whole Foods or whatever it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They have, this is a company called NeuroGum, right? Okay. That's obviously where we have our nootropics. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. They do that in America. You have to...

So obviously when we went to Miami, I had some of the things. I was like, cool. So I ordered a caseload and I ordered their sleepy time package too, which is these little melatonin, like melt ease, melt on your tongue, tastes like lavender. It's Leng. That's neither here nor there, but it's Leng. When I say I'm addicted to the taste, 'cause taste means sleep. And now like, now I'm in my streaming bag, follow me on Twitch.

Now that he's on his frequent streaming back, follow me on Twitch Wednesdays and Sundays. 8 to 11 p.m. UK time. GMT. Yeah, yeah. I come off the computer hyped and it's ready for bed. When I say one of these suckies sends me to... Swear. Yeah. Oblivious. Yeah, bro. Sends me to the lap of the sand, man.

Sends me to his lap, bro. Wow, it knocks me out. Fair. And I'm saying like, I'm talking in like five to ten minutes. Really? Bro, I still haven't got through last week's episode of Invincible because every night I'm opening my laptop, putting one of these bitches in my mouth and I'm zonked. Really? In five minutes, I'm zonked. I have just enough energy to close the mouth. Ha ha ha!

Bro, just enough energy to flip that bitch down. Bro, and I'm gone. And that's when I've been bringing in those 90s for recovery. Yeah. So last night I forced myself not to have one. 40% recovery. But I can't, I can't keep taking them. Yeah, because I, I was taking them religiously when we got back. The gummies, not the melties. I had the gummies. Um,

And the first, the first one I popped in Miami. - Oh, you vomited in it. - I forgot about that. So that, I don't think that had anything to do with the gummies. - It was a coincidence. - I just think it was a coincidence, but it wasn't the food, it wasn't the gummies. I don't know what it was. - The concoction. - It was, it could have been the concoction. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - But projectile that bitch. - Yeah, I heard. - Ranted, you heard? - No, I heard the next day. You told me the next day. I was zonked, I didn't hear shit.

I was concerned because he was loud. That bitch was loud. It didn't make sense, bro. Javier, sorry to cut you off. This motherfucker, if you ever move in with him, and I don't know why you would, he can't be allowed to touch the thermostat, you man. When I say this yard was freezing...

- I can't sleep in heat. - Fam? - Fam? - Yeah. - Every day, every night, I'll be tucked up in bed watching something juicy, I'd hear his door slam. I don't know what was going on with your door. - Oh yeah, it's a jar. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I have to like lift up to push it. - You'll hear a slam door and then you'd hear, so all this space of a minute, you'll hear him climb up the stairs, boom, boom, boom, walk across the landing. I'm snuggle, snuggle, snuggle. You hear, "Rabang!" His door and then you hear, "Zhoo!" Freezing. - Fam, were you fucking with the air con in LA?

- I don't remember, but probably, probably bro. - Yes, yes, yes I was. I remember. - Oh my God. - I remember, yes I remember. - I was pissed off. - Freezing. - 'Cause it's me, you and J on the same floor, right? - Yes, I remember. - I was cold bro. - You man, don't let him touch it. Freeze it. Every night in the middle of the night, I would have to go in there, pump that up to 21, something like that. He was taking a piss. Anyway, sorry, carry on. - I woke up boiling every morning. I couldn't do it. - At some point that has to become your problem.

Because I was freezing throughout. And the sheets aren't thick in Miami. They don't give you thick duvets in Miami. I was freezing every day. It's not healthy. Sorry, carry on. Projectile vomited. Yeah. Projectile vomited, gummies, whatever. Neither here nor there. I don't know why it happened. But anyway.

- The first sleep was the best sleep I had all holiday. And I think that was the first time my recovery wasn't green. But when I came back, I think the first, I want to say two nights, maybe three nights, it would knock me out. Ever since then, every time I've taken them since then. - Immune. - Immune. Immune, immune, immune. My body's just used to it. - Yeah, this is- - I finished the tub already. - Oh really? The tub? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you take two a night.

- It's supposed to take two. - It says on the thing, take two a night. - Oh, okay. I think the first time I ever had them, I took two. I was in LA last time. I sort of told you, I was like this. I was trying to say, you know, I was like this. Trying to stay awake, bro. Oh, it was hell. It was hell. It was dragging me to sleep. Oh, bro, I tried my hardest. It took like 10 seconds. And then Megan the next day was like, "Don't take two, bro." But these little, these melties, bro, I'm getting addicted. And just like, so basically the way, if you guys don't know, like with hormones,

Same with like testosterone. So if you start taking testosterone, your body will stop producing testosterone. Same with melatonin. If you start taking supplemented melatonin, eventually your body's going to stop producing melatonin. So melatonin is the hormone that's released when you see darkness. So yeah, eventually you're just going to, that's why they tell you don't,

watch screens in bed, don't watch your phone in bed because your brain's not triggered to release the metonium, you won't be able to go to sleep. So with me, I'm bypassing this screen barrier and I'm zonking. So now eventually my body's just gonna stop producing shit. Seeing darkness ain't gonna do nothing for me. So I remember Megan telling us before, well, when we were in LA before, she was like, at one point, 'cause she suffers from insomnia. She was saying at one point, bro, she just had to firm insomnia for a minute to wean herself off this metonium, bro.

She physically could not sleep by herself. - Damn. - Yeah, so I can't be having it. - Get to my stage, yeah. - I need to pick like one day a week maybe. - I think a Sunday. I think you should do it on a Sunday. - Sunday makes sense. - It makes perfect sense 'cause- - Probably Sunday and Monday. Let's push it a little bit. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Sunday and Monday are some of my work days. - Yeah. - I'm feeling good. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - But it's too tempting for your head. Because I've been telling myself, bro,

I'll come off streaming or do whatever. I'll get in bed and I'll be like, not tonight. Just let it relax and just let whatever happens happens. You know what I mean? And then like, I'll go. - You'll be fidgeting. - Yeah, yeah. I'm tossing and turning and I got pizza at 9:00 AM. I'm making one little sweetie and daddy's out and I'm waking up fresh. Who doesn't want that?

- Yeah, it needs to stop. - It happens. - Yeah, anyway, back to school. - Guys, it's time for some education. Grab your white boards, grab your markers, grab your pen, pencil, marker, whatever you wanna use. So back to school guys, I asked the team five questions, key stage three, that's year 11 or 11 years old to 14 years old. Could be geography, could be maths, could be English, could be science.

And we try and see who the smartest in the classroom is. So make sure you guys are playing at home as well. Question number one. How many wives did Henry the eighth? How many wives did Henry the eighth have? I should know, it's my ancestor.

Henry VIII is your ancestor? Swear. Yeah, man, I got royal blood. Nah. Someone fucked up the bloodline. I don't know what happened. And banged a ting in Leicester. Yeah, I know. Something fucking happened. A lord banged a ting in Leicester and... Yeah. Everything got fucked. So I'm related to Henry VIII and then Lady Jane Grey as well. And Lady Jane Grey is in Leicester. Really? Her castle is on Bradgate Park, which is down the road from me. It's all like fucked now. I'm like, why is that not mine?

- Damn. - Is it on mine? - Yeah. - Do you know Henry Ape's castle is in London, like next to the bridge? - Is it? - Yeah, I never knew that. Anyway, you guys got your answers? - Yeah. - We'll come back to this. - We'll come back to this. - Yeah. - I've got my answer. - I've got my answer. - Yeah, locked. - Nice. Question number two. Which country hosted the 2016 Olympics? Everyone locked? - Yeah. - Question number three.

The concept of gravity was discovered by which famous physicist? - I'm livid. My brain's gone. - I think I know it. - You're thinking of bear science man. - Yeah, my brain's gone. This is an easy one. Donnie with the apple. - Donnie with the apple indeed. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I think I've got it, but I'm not sure there's so many people.

- There's so many physicists. - There's so many like names for pop like. - Yeah, I know what you mean. - You learn about it and you're like, what the fuck? - Are we all locked? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Cool. Question number four. What is the square root of 81? Question number five on the final question of Back to School this week. Spell accommodate. - Does anyone else on these spelling ones, do you write down like different versions? - Yeah, all the time. - Yeah, I do like a list and then I pick my, the one what looks the best. - Your favorite. - Yeah. - I write a list.

I literally write a list and just go through it. When you're told to spell something, you question yourself so much. Yeah. It doesn't look right. It really doesn't. Question number one.

- How many wives did Henry the eighth have? The answer is six. - Yes. - I think it's married, divorced, died, married, divorced, survived. - That's the little song I did, yeah. - I don't know the actual words. So I don't know who married and died and survived. I just knew that. I went through my head and just knew there were six. - I just remember one being Anne Boleyn. - Yes, that's it. - She got chopped, I swear. - She got bodied. - She got murked. - Yeah. - I just remember Anne Boleyn, yeah. Cool. Which country hosted the 2016 Olympics? The answer is Brazil.

Oh shit, what a guess. Question number three. The concept of gravity was discovered by which famous physicist? The answer is Sir Isaac Newton. Question number four. What is the square root of 81? The answer is nine. Question number five. Spell accommodates. The answer is A-C-C-O-M-M-O-D-A-T-E.

- It's that double M what got me. - OCC, ACC, OMM, ODATE. - I did not think it was double M. I'm fucking fuming. - Neither did I. That's what got me, double M. - Right, scores, results, please. James, what did Rem get? - Rem got three out of five. - Ellis, what did James get? - James got four out of five. - Rem, what did Ellis get? - Three out of five. - This is so fucking boring. - Bugger.

Don't let him speak to you in Japanese like that. Don't let him mug you off in anime. That's jokes. Oh, my little Oni-chan. I said my little brother.

- That accommodate had me on the ropes. - Which one did you, oh so that's the one you got wrong? - I got it right. - You got it right. - The one I got wrong, the wrong one I got wrong was Newton. - Oh, the Newton, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, that was stressing me out. - All right, very nice. - That was nice. - Well, hope you guys got five out of five at home. If you did, put it in the comments. - Nice, are we ready for Who Am I? - Yes. - Yes. - Yes. - Let's go. - I love being involved in games. - Right. - Fuck, I need to get one. - Well, Ellis. - It's tailored towards you apparently. - It's funny you should say that.

because the scores I think are 5-3-0, something like that. - 5-3-0, yes. - So this one, I've written it out. I believe Fuhad and Rem. - Get it last. - No, I believe Fuhad and Rem will get it. So this one, Ellis gets a headstart and I will read it through and Ellis gets first dibs. If he gets it, he gets the point. But this one is not tailored for Ellis.

I see. But as soon as Ellis says yes or no, hands up or whatever. Cool. And just say, shout your name or something because I can't look at both of you at the same time. Cool. And then you get to guess. Cool. Okay. So this one is in the form of a poem. So I am reading a poem to the woman I love.

And you need to guess who is the woman I love. - I see, not the person reading the poem. - Not the person reading the poem. You need to guess who I'm talking about. - I see. - Yes? Are we ready? It needs to be me. It needs to be we, yourself and I, 'cause we're meant to be. If this were a beehive, baby, you'd be the queen and we'd share a hive mind and there'd be no blind sides. You'd tell me to jump and I'd simply ask how high, but that's not a crown on your head.

I see it's a halo because you're an angel and your voice is a blessing to me. I see you with him and the visuals are stressful to me. It keeps me up at night how you pick this prick over me. This nigga's so boring that when he speaks all I'm seeing is Zs. If I'm the top dog in this pack your man's just a flea. Just yesterday I saw your boy trying to flex till I pulled up and this ute took two steps to the left. How long are you gonna keep playing us?

I'm annoyed because I know you two. I knew it from the first line. I knew it from about the third line.

Livid. You can do this, bro. Good pen game, by the way. Thank you.

- I'm gonna read it one more time, Ellis. You can do this, okay? - I honestly don't know. - You can do this. - It's very broad, I think. I don't know. - Ellis, you can do this, bro. So I'm gonna read it one more time, Ellis. - All right, all right, all right. - And then say yes or no. If you say no, as soon as you hear no, food or a ram, shout, and then you can say who it is. - Well, he's already, Frigg's said that he already clocked from the first line and I said the third line. So if we were all playing honestly,

- He's just saying shit. - I promise you on everything I love, I go from the first line. - Yeah, but I can't just take that and say, okay, you win. - Fair, that's also valid. That's also valid. - Also nothing changes if he wins or if I win because he's two points ahead. So it doesn't matter who wins to be fair. - Fair, right, you ready Ellis? You can do this bro. Listen, it needs to be me. It needs to be we, yourself and I, 'cause we're meant to be.

If this were a beehive, baby, you'd be the queen and we'd share a hive mind. There'd be no blind sides. You'd tell me to jump and I'd simply ask how high. But that's not a crown on your head that I see it's a halo because you're an angel and your voice is a blessing to me. I see you with him and the visuals are stressful to me. It keeps me up at night how you pick this prick over me. This nigga's so boring that when he speaks, all I'm seeing is Zs.

If I'm the top dog in this pack, your man's just a flea. Just yesterday, I saw your boy trying to flex till I pulled up and this you took two steps to the left. How long are you going to keep playing us? I know when you look at me, you think my loving is dangerous, but please hear me when I say that I'm ready to cuff it. You're the whole meal to me. The chicken, the gravy, the mac and the cheese, the carrots, the greens, and most important, the stuffing.

So just let me stuff it. Just let me cuff it. Leave the door open and behind me I'll shut it. Who is she? - It's gonna have to be between these two. I don't know. I honestly don't know. - I'm gonna clap and then shout. Three, two, one. - Beyonce. - Beyonce, bro. - It was like songs of hers. - Right, so this is- - I fuck all about Beyonce. - There's a lot of Beyonce references. Okay, cool. So it needs to be me. It needs to be we, yourself and I. So Beyonce has a song called "Me, Myself and I." If this were a beehive, so,

Beyonce's fans. - Yeah. - You'd be the queen. You'd be the worst size. - Halo. - That's not a crown on your head that I see. It's a halo. She has a song called Halo. - Yeah, I'm on Halo. - Cool. This one's the best one. I don't know how you picked this prick over me. This nigga's so boring that when he speaks, all I'm seeing is Zs. Who's her man? - Jay-Z.

Fair. I have no idea. Just yesterday, I saw your boy trying to flex till I pulled up and he took two steps to the left. To the left, to the left. Everything you own in the box to the left. Come on, bro. I'll spin game at you. How long are you going to keep playing with us? I know when you look at me, you think my loving is dangerous. Dangerously in love. Beyonce song.

- Banger. - Yeah. - I don't think I know it. - Oh, Ellis? - That's a song. - Listen to it on the way home today. - I know Halo and all the single ladies and that's it. They're the fucking only ones I know. And the Texas one. - But please hear me when I say I'm ready to cuff it. We gotta say I had a song called Cuff It.

- That was like last year. - That was soon. - Recent. - Maybe if you hear it, you'll know it. Not by name. - Fair. I don't know anything about Beyonce. I never would have got that. - What's it? ♪ I feel like falling in love ♪

Bro We gon' fuck up the night Oh I know that That's that song That's the same song Okay fair fair I told you if you heard it Yeah Yeah yeah yeah Fair fair fair Alright nevermind Annabella did it When the fuck up the night Banger bro Banger It's a banger Yeah bro I'm gonna have to bump Beyonce Yeah Annabella did it When the fuck up the night Bro Beyonce is a fucking trooper Um

From the we, myself and I one, from then and after that your next clue was...

She doesn't wear a crown. She was a hail of speaking Beyonce. Yeah, of course. All right, Ben. Well, anyway. It was good though. Good pen game. Thank you very much. Very good pen game. If at home you are not a Beyonce fan, you may have struggled. If you know anything about Queen B, you would have got it immediately. But anyway, next up we have Trash News with Rem, please. Let's go. Government wants flying taxis to take off in two years. I saw a post about this. Same. It doesn't make any sense, but carry on. So...

The first flying taxi could take off in the UK by 2026 and become a regular sight in our skies for two years later. If a government announcement goes to plan, the future of flight action plan developed with the aerospace industry also says drones and flying vehicles will become more autonomous. It predicts that the first pilotless flying taxi will take off in 2030. - What are you in, 24? - Sorry? - I was saying what year are we in? I was thinking out loud, sorry. - Oh, sorry.

Experts say hurdles such as infrastructure and public acceptance need to be overcome first. There are a number of different models, but most flying taxis look like a futuristic helicopter and can usually carry about five people. They are part of a family of vehicles called EVTOLs, which stands for electric vertical takeoff and landing aircraft.

The technology for them exists now, but it's likely that the aircraft will start off as exclusive modes of transport, replacing expensive journeys currently done by helicopters. The Department for Transport also plans to allow drones to fly beyond visual line of sight, meaning the person controlling the drone cannot see it in the air. Some of the uses of unmanned drones include transporting medical supplies, delivering post in rural areas and tracking down criminals on the run.

They're used to still in early stages, but the plan suggests drone deliveries would be commonplace by 2027. I see the drone delivery ones. The delivery ones is common for the NHS. Apparently already, already trialed. That's nice. Like organs and shit. Blood trans, trans, trans,

Yeah, I guess okay cool in 2000 there's a trial in 2022 because obstacles getting fine taxis into the air and infrastructure and public perception Public perceptions a big one. So I think I've said this on here before that people who are working on like Self-driving cars is like the biggest hurdle is Humans so the biggest issue with self-driving cars is that basically a lot of scientists have said like if if

if they could click their fingers and people just weren't allowed to drive anymore and all of the cars were autonomous, no crashes would happen. So all the cars would speak to each other and nothing would ever go wrong. But it's human, the reason that AI cars are so hard to do is because they have to take in a human, like what they call it, human error into consideration. So people just randomly change a lane and people running out into the street. If that wasn't a thing, then...

Automation will be fine. So I can imagine like Elon Musk went on a podcast one time and they were talking about flying cars. I think it was Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan asked him like, why is flying cars not a thing? And he basically said it's useless because if you look at, have you man seen like what the global is like with all the flight paths? So you can pull up images of flight paths and it's like they're everywhere. So this is like in a day. How many flights...

Yeah. And it's lines, you man. It's lines. And how they don't crash is, yeah, that red one there. Click that. Yeah, that's the one. Bro, this is all the things. So like everything has to be incredibly specific. Airspace is like a real, real, real thing. And even though when you're in the air, you look around and it's like, I've seen a fucking planes. It's like, bro, there's so many planes flying at one time. So like, imagine that.

over one town. - Yeah. - So the only way that they will be able to do it is automation. And it would have to be AI drones that will obviously have the flight pass and the timings all automated so that no crashes would ever happen. But if they were like ran by humans, bro, you'll be having crashes every day. - Yeah. - So that's why they say public perception is gonna be the big one because in order for this to be successful, it would have to be pilotless. - Yeah. - Right. Makes sense.

Makes sense. It's an interesting concept though. It is an interesting concept. It is. I also don't think, would you take it if it, like 20, let's say, they said 2030 is the plan, right? Yeah. 2030, like,

mid-year July. Would you be on it? I get in as just normal driving. Yeah. And it just, it goes in the air. Yeah. I'll be scared. I don't think I would do it for like a good three years. Yeah. 20, 30, 30. Get all the tests out of the way. Get all the crashes out of the way. Then I'll jump on. Yeah. I think I'm the same. I couldn't do it on the year of release. Never. Early adopter. Never. No, no, no. I'm all right. You man seen, obviously speaking of Elon Musk, you man,

- Neuralink. - Huh? - Neuralink. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Merked him. - Did it? - I'm sure he's paralyzed. - I thought he was paralyzed already. - Was he paralyzed already? - We'll find out. - Let's Google it. - Let's Google it. - 'Cause I saw Neuralink, I saw paralyzed. And I kept on scrolling. I was like charged. - Yeah. I think, I could be wrong. I think the guy was already paralyzed. - Okay.

Yeah, is this Donnie here? Yeah. Plays online chess. So five days ago. Okay. He was already paralyzed. Okay. After a diving accident. Okay. Say less. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I take it back. Yeah. I think a lot of the first, cause it was invented for like people with brain injuries and shit like that. And like neurological injuries. And also,

The kind of person who's gonna opt to have a chip implanted in their brain, hold your respect,

It's not gonna be a normal braids just popping around. - Valid, like test subjects would be someone that's- - Quadriplegic jaunts. - Yeah, makes sense. - Who are just chilling. - Makes sense. - They might be like, bro, save me. If this is an opportunity to get me walking again. - Yeah. - Yeah, I'm doing it. - Makes sense. - Yeah, size of a one pound coin. That's kind of big, you know? - That's weighty. - Yeah. - That's weighty. - Oh my. - You'd feel that. - Bro. - You'd feel that knocking about. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's scary. - Yeah. - Ah.

For example, the whatever whatever in Switzerland has successfully enabled wherever his name is who is paralyzed to walk just by thinking about movements involved. Bro, I don't think we'll understand. This bro moved a chess piece with his mind. Was it a chess piece or the cursor, did you say?

- 'Cause I know he was playing chess, but I'm sure you read he moved the cursor. - Says first brain chip patient plays online chess. Sorry. In nine minute live stream, use the cursor to play online chess. - Live stream? Click that link please.

We basically went from what we call, kind of differentiating, like imagined movement versus attempted movement. So a lot of what we started out with was attempting to move. So I would attempt to move, say, my right hand, left, right, forward, back. And from there, I think it just became intuitive for me to...

start imagining the cursor moving. Basically, it was like using the force on the cursor and I could get it to move wherever I wanted, just stare somewhere in the screen and move wherever I wanted. - He said imagine it. - Which was such a- - How sour, thank you for that, Rem. How sour do you think this will turn? - Sour is your turn? - It could get dark. - In terms of like all the black mirror, I was gonna say blue mirror, all the black mirror type shit, all this mind control,

All this type of stuff. This is the start of it. How sour do you think he can get? Or will get? Because this isn't going to be smooth sailing. Let's be real. Let's be fucking real. It's not going to be smooth sailing. So the way I've seen him pitch it. To Elon. Elon. Is that it increases the bandwidth of your mind as well. So the way. Interesting. Ultimately it's supposed to happen. Is ultimately you're supposed to have the power. Imagine anything you can do on your phone. You can do in your brain instantly.

- Interesting. - So your intelligence is now through the roof. You can check this whole, let's look at Google. You know the answer because you have access to Google in your head. - Interesting. That's great. - Calculate a shit in your head. Everything in your head. Anything that you can do on this

You can do in your head. Interesting. Like, bro, it's going to be crazy. Interesting. Yeah. It's supposed to help paralyzed people walk. It's supposed to do everything. So I reckon it's going to get real sour. He's also a fucking innovator, man. Of course. He's changing history. He is literally changing history day by day. Man said, imagine it. That bar scared me.

Yeah, when man said, oh, I was attempting to move the cursor and nothing was happening, then I tried imagination and it started doing it. Even if that's the desired outcome, I would say, take it out. You're gonna take it out. It's doing a madness. I wonder how much it's gonna cost. I wonder how the procedure would be. Bax, bro, if a final product is...

That's the thing as well, because this is one of the, you know, like rich get richer, poor get poorer. This is a perfect example, bro, where it's like, if it's a case of you can actually do all the shit that you can do on your phone in your head, the possibilities are endless. So it's like, they can charge a mil for this. And then only people who can afford a mil are getting it. And then they just get richer because they're all smart. And people who can't afford a mil, no one's getting it.

It's going to break society in a way that we've never seen. It will be like a movie type thing. Yeah, bro. There must be a movie already like that. There's probably a million movies like this. Probably, yeah. It's just dystopic. Yeah. Like half cyborg. Hierarchical. Hierarchical. Like this is Matrix type stuff. It's long. It's interesting from like the outsider's perspective, but it's going to be long. Yeah, bro. It's going to be nuts. Would you go to space? No, I have no interest in space. I'm not going to lie to you.

It's too dangerous for nothing to float. - No, I mean like when I say go to space, I mean in the sense of like you're with Elon and then man, and they're trying to recreate stuff on the next planet. - I'm no interest. - You man? - Sounds boring, I'm not gonna lie to you. - I'm interested in space, but I'd never go up there. I'd never go up there just literally like because of the risk. It's too much risk. For what? Like don't get me wrong, it'd be amazing,

It also takes like six months to get to Mars or something ridiculous like that. Something ridiculous, I don't know. I don't get all that stuff as well about like, we're going to move to a new planet. No, we're not. I mean, we're not. I don't think our generation will. We're just not there. Like, you can't move planets. That's just mental. I mean, how do you know? Devil's Africa? How do you know? You never know, bro. Because it's inhabitable. We can't. Right now it is. Right now, yeah. Mars is freezing. Apparently they talk about like fucking blowing up nukes or something and causing a...

Create like an atmosphere and stuff. Yeah. Heat that bitch up. Global warming on Mars so they're going to fucking nuke it to like cause global warming to make it warmer so we can live there. Just crazy shit and it's like it's not worth it. That actually isn't worth it. Just stay on Earth. It's not worth it for humanity. Say again? It's not worth it for humanity to continue.

- Living. - I don't see Mars, that's what I was gonna say. I just think Mars is, because like in terms of resources, Mars has nothing. So it doesn't make sense to move from here. 'Cause the only reason it makes sense is to colonize another planet because of the resources in this planet have run out. So my next question was gonna be, would you move to a new earth? If there was a new earth that was two years away, but we're murked here.

- The water situation is dire. - Muddy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. The clouds, it's dirty out there. Like you walk, you have to walk to the shop in goggles because of all the dust and musk that you get. - Acid rain. - Yeah, yeah, the bees are dead.

- Oh yes. - They're not pollinating. - Damn. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we're much, and there's a new earth two years away. - A Pandora. - Oh, it couldn't be a Pandora 'cause I'll get on immediately. - Factual. - Yeah, Pandora. - I'll be there. - And they're freeing up avatars over there. - I'll be there. - Yeah, you'll see me there a year before you, man. Just connecting tails of all the joints. - Blooed up. - Yeah, blooed up. - Cricked up. - Yeah, bro. Linking tails. You'll see me, bro.

Lincoln tells all the baddies bro oh god he's just like finally you got it yeah yeah I'll tell you man how it works I will be there yeah yeah I will be there Pandora's insane two years to get there it reminds me what's that movie you know exactly where my train of thought is going right I feel like there's a movie where they go into space because they want to

another planet or like live on another planet but they wake up too early Chris Pratt and um yes Jennifer Lawrence yes yeah yeah that's a very peak movie oh and he woke her up he woke her up yeah live it oh my god live it is the word

Passengers. Yeah. Yeah, insane. Woke up too early. I can't remember how it ends. Did they squash it or not? No, I'm sure one of them dies. And then Bob, one of them dies, one of them makes it to the spot. I believe. Is he old when he makes it there? I can't remember. I've seen it once. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sounds dire. I've literally seen it once. I've seen it once. I couldn't remember. But to answer, what was your question? Would I dip? I would dip. Yeah. And it takes two years to get there. So it will be a passenger situation. Yeah, I'll do it though. People would fuck on that shit.

There'd be babies arriving in Pandora. Babies. And all they would know is Pandora. Pandora is shit. That's all they know. They'd be speaking the local tongue. Yeah. Jesus. Yeah. Crazy stuff. Crazy stuff. But I generally do believe there's going to be a lot of groundbreaking stuff in the next 20 years in this world, for sure. Like you said, obviously flying cars, going to space slash Mars, flying.

this Neuralink thing yeah AI robot shit yeah what else is happening that's like there's probably there will probably be a time where

surgeons and surgery gets replaced by robots oh that makes perfect sense very very soon that should be the first thing we do very fucking soon yeah there's stuff that's gonna be happening man and it's literally gonna make the world a very hierarchical place even though it's very hierarchical now even more than it is yeah even more than it is so it's gonna turn this place into a dystopia it's gonna be crazy so yeah Pandora me up bro

Pandora be up. - That'd be so lit. - The country would be buff as well. - Yeah, it does. - Massive. - Yeah. - And explore. - There's monsters there, bro. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - At night? - That jaguar too? Those jaguars will fuck me up. - Yeah, at night? Oh God. I'm staying blue and staying up in the sky. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Blue and up 'cause I'm wet, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone make a no-boo over there. - 'Cause I'm gonna eat some earth food. - I wanna eat sushi and I wanna chill in the trees. - Facts. - None of this dragon jaguar jungle stuff.

Give me luxury on Pandora. Blew me up and then give me luxury, bro. Facts. Charge? Charge. All right, guys. Thank you very much. This was a good episode. It was. As always, Patreon. Grab your merch now. Other guys. Grab it tomorrow. Love of love. Gang, gang, gang.

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