No Men For A Day... | EP 415
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of the week today we are and please maestro what was it so the question of the week this week is there's no men for a day ladies what do you do i've got about eight responses i've got like five or six before we get into it yeah 90 of them were no men for a day i'm either just walking around ass naked yep or i'm just gonna walk around the dead of night with headphones on yep yeah yeah

Two points of query. Okay. Why, what is women's in this scenario? I'm not saying all women. Yep. I'm just saying in this scenario, are they suggesting that if there were no men, women just don't like clothes and the only reason they wear clothes is because of men? That's the narrative that's being spun on Twitter. That's what it sounds like.

- There will just be no clothes. - Yeah, they'll be even out. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. They hate the fact that garments are a thing. And if mandem weren't around, it would just be titties out. - Apparently. - And also late night headphones. - Strolls, headphones. - Strolls.

A bitch will stab you, you know? It's not just manhood. - It's plausible. - Yeah, it's not just manhood out there. There's prisons full of them. - Facts, facts. - Yeah, so it's up to you. - Yeah, to each. - Yeah, to each. I was like, yeah, I don't care. If I was the only man, I'm still not bopping around with just headphones doing what I want. - Facts. - Not at all, bro. - All right, there's no men for a day. Ladies, what do you do? Miss them, 'cause I love for a day, you know? - Not even slut. - For one day. - For one day.

- I will miss them. - 'Cause I love dick. - That's insane. - That's crazy. - That's insane. It's a good way to start. - You clicked the, did you click that? - I can't remember if I did. - All right. - I can't remember if I did. - Say less, say less, say less. Good answer. Good answer. Send it. All right. There's no men for a date. Ladies, what do you do? One girl said, "I'm going to the gun range. Won't have anyone trying to correct my stance." Yeah. Square them hips. - Yeah.

- Don't worry, I'm a standard. This one bucks. - You know when a man never tried to teach a lady how to play pool. - Yeah, exactly. - And then just leaning over. - Yeah, he's got a gun just like down the side. Yeah, let me brace your shoulder. This one's got some kick on it. - Hold tight. - I got you. - Yeah, don't worry, I got you. That's disgraceful. - That's jokes. All right. There's no men for a day, ladies, what do you do? I'll ask God, was I that evil in my past life that I deserve this curse today?

- Damn, you've got the good ones, you know? I didn't see any of that stuff. - The ladies love the man. They don't want them to go. - On IG, Gally love mandem. - There's only a few. - Yeah, there's only a few Gally. - You said eight. - Yeah, I've got eight. That was it. That was probably the only good one. - Fair, okay. Someone said, "I'm gonna go pump my gas in peace." - I saw that one quite a bit. - Is it an American thing where gals just get approached while pumping gas? We've had this exact conversation before, right? - It must be an American thing,

I think if it's only, I think it will only happen in the UK if it's like a clickbait thing. Like they're trying to do it for TikTok as opposed to a normal thing where guys just move to the gas station. Yeah, I've never seen a girl getting chubbed at a gas station. Ever in my life. Neither have I, it's weird. But I guess in America, the go-to is, oh, your man's letting you pump your own gas in it. That's the go-to part. Your man's letting you pump your own gas. I don't have a man. Swear. If I was your man, you'd never be pumping gas. You would be pumping gas. Typical stuff. Yeah. But anyway, there's no men for a day. Ladies, what do you do?

Jog around with my tits flapping in different directions without the usual stares. The usual? Big man. If you're just running ass naked, y'all will stare. Everyone's staring. Everyone's staring. Without the usual stares. Yeah. All right. Damn. Okay, cool. No men for a day. Ladies, what do you do? Sleep peacefully without all that twitch. Oh, yeah. I'm a twitcher. Are you? In my sleep? Yeah. Bro, the other day I was taking a nap.

And when I say in my dream, I don't know what was happening 'cause clearly someone told me to jump. I said, how high? Because I jumped and I think I jumped and tried to touch my toes. When I say- - Oh, like a- - Yeah, like a pike. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Like a pike. Brother, I swear to God in my sleep, I went like that.

- Bro, this twitching sends me. I stay twitching. - Did that wake you up? - Yeah, it woke me up. But yeah, I 100% stay twitching, especially if I'm knackered. - I feel like if I'm knackered maybe, but I don't. My only time that I twitch is when I'm dreaming about falling. That's the only time I'll twitch. That I know I twitch anyway, because that bitch will wake me up. - Yeah, 100%. - Yeah, that bitch will wake me up. - Yeah, that inception thing. - Yeah, facts. All right, no men for a day. Ladies, what do you do? Ruin everything he has, then go skinny dipping with the girls.

- Oh my God. - Yeah, that's dark. - Yeah, that is. Right. Go outside completely naked and pick fruit from trees because it's my birthright. She's on some Eve ting. - Yeah, she is on some Eve ting. - Yeah, she's on some Eve ting. - All right, no men for a day, ladies, what do you do? Clean the house in the morning and watch it stay clean all day. - Facts. - That one's fair. - Yeah, that one is fair and valid. - Yeah. - Last one for me. No men for a day, ladies, what do you do? Have a twerk contest all throughout the city like it's Mortal Kombat.

Walking down the grocery aisle, make eye contact, new challenger. Sick. Bro, you couldn't have man round for that. You couldn't. Everyone's just twerking. Yeah, you couldn't have man round for that. Yeah, nah. You really couldn't. Yeah, fair. Nuts, bro. All right, no men for a day. Ladies, what do you do? Walk around in my sluttiest outfits and fart when I want. Farting's fair. Farting's very fair. I'll finally let my stomach hang free. Ooh, yep. I think...

Roll reversal? There was no gal for a day? Same, same. That muffin top? It'll breathe at last. That muffin top will breathe at last, bro. My obliques have been tense for weeks. Last but not least, there's no men for a day. Ladies, what do you do? I'm going to find out where they respawn.

- Wow. - Yeah, she's on some vengeance. - Yeah, damn. - We'll find a way to respawn, you know? But yeah, that was it. - Okay, gang. - Good question. - That was a good one. I saw that question, I was like, "Hmm, I like it." - Juicy. - Right, so we spoke about it briefly earlier. - Talk to me. - Obviously, we had a discussion about

Demon Slayer this season was whack. Yes. You've now seen the finale. I have seen the finale. I made on Patreon, made a brief statement saying I feel like that episode made up for the entire season. Then I slightly retracted it, but I'm still confident in the narrative I'm trying to say. What are your thoughts? I...

I first and foremost, fucking cold episode. I just have to say fucking cold episode. I will, however, say it doesn't make up for the seven episodes of bullshit that they were doing prior to this episode. But I was locked in from the beginning to the end of this episode. Oh my God. Rem locked in from the beginning to the end. It's it's,

- It might be the best episode they've done. - I think it might be as well. - It might be the best episode they've done. As a whole anime. - It was very good. The only one I would say that's close to it was when Tengen versus the upper four or whatever. No, the lower four. - With the brer. - The brer, the brother. And he was doing the sides and he was counting his strikes. That episode was fucking out of control. - Yeah, I remember where I was when I was watching. So yeah, I agree.

I was on the way to the Brom studio. Oh, yeah. Oh, I've seen that episode twice, I think. And the second time I watched it, I didn't even do like a recap. I just watched that episode. That episode's fucking unreal. But yeah. So anyway.

Anyway, I agree. I think this actually might be the best episode. Literally the best episode I've seen of Demon Slayer. As I said to you before, off camera, the score was amazing. The animation was fucking amazing. The slow-mos that they did was amazing. The storytelling throughout the whole episode was amazing. The little bit of fights that they did, amazing. The...

the plot twists of obviously you've not seen it but like the infinity castle at the end oh my god plot twist was crazy with the like cliffhanger at the end the zanetsu eye open that oh so much happened in that episode even in this case gasty yeah he wants to swing in us gate only once beef always he wants to fight the arms spreader and he's gassed so even that i'm gassed for um

- Yeah, man, there's just so much. The fact that, I would never remember, Ubyashik, what is his name? - The master? - The master, Ubyashik. - Ubyashik, I think his name is. - Like committing that level of suicide in front of your family and everyone, like the plan was incredible. - Yeah, the whole thing was sick and tying it in in terms of like,

the way they married it up is like, since Muzan turned into a demon, the rest of their family been cursed and none of them have lived over 30. And now like, Muzan was like, you're trying to be like, I give a fuck, big man. You're trying like I give a fuck, bro. - He was waiting. - Yeah, he was waiting. But that's because I've seen the episode when you were like, oh, I have a feeling that he's just hard. I was like, I don't think he is.

But yeah, he just, he just minds respect from everyone. - He does, he does. - Bro, fucking unreal episode. - Unreal episode. - And it was, sorry, go on. - I was gonna say the part where Muzan, after the explosion and Muzan was like getting back together, like regenerating, he was like, "Oh, I can't believe it did. "I one-eyed, underestimated him." And he asked himself, "Was the wife and kids part of the plan as well? "Or did you just murk them too?" I was thinking, that's a good question. - Yeah. - That's a good question. - Yeah, how your wife allowed you to murder your own kids

- I don't know. He was like, "I underestimated these humans, boy." - Another question. After that, when, before all the Hashiras came together and before we saw the Stone Hashira, he was saying, "I can sense humans around, but there's something else I can sense, but I don't know what it is." Was he talking about the Stone Hashira, do you think? This is after he got shanked. - I remember. I remember the exact moment you were talking about. I don't actually- - Because he didn't reference that again. - Either that or maybe Homegirl that stuck her fist in him. Pause.

Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.

- Oh, so he said that prior to that. - Yeah, 'cause that was when he was regenerating and he was like, I can sense people around and there's something else in there. And she was the first one to pop in and fuck him up. - Yeah, and there's nothing happened post that for him. And obviously we know what that is inside him now. So yeah. - Yeah, bro. - Very, very, very well written. Very well animated. - And just like the way they've like, they've left little bits in there and it kind of all came together at that time in terms of like,

the way like even home girl that popped up and like punch him in the stomach, the way he was chatting to her in terms of like the reason he was like, are you still beefing me about all this stuff? And she was like, if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have like killed my family. So I was like, hang on, babe. Like I saw you were murking humans for time after you killed your family. Yeah. Like chill out. He doesn't care.

- Yeah bro. - And she said, "I didn't want this. All I wanted to do was to like get my disease cured." - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - "And I drank your blood." - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - "And now I'm Doppie and Humus on the daily." - Yeah, nuts bro. And like, I think the Zanetsu thing happened in such perfect timing because it's like, we're a good few seasons in now and it's like,

this whole sleeping thing was getting old. - He only does like three or four things in like four seasons. - Yeah, and it's like every season of him crying, crying, crying, falling asleep and then being one when he's asleep. And then obviously back end of last season when he was fighting the sister, he was,

- Doing too much asleep. - Too much asleep. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Him in an escape. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he was asleep the whole time. I was like, okay, this is getting stupid now. So I'm so glad that they've cut that storyline. And the fact that like the way they did it to make it seem like he is asleep the whole time, catches his sword and then just opens his eyes a tiny bit. You're like,

- Do you know how many TikToks I've seen about Zenitsu bro? - Yeah, he's the, I said this, I think at the end of season two, he's the arms-est like second character in any anime. - Yeah bro. - Bar like Killua and Gon. - I was just about to say Killua. - Bar like Killua and Gon. - Bar Killua. - Yeah. - Yeah, Zenitsu Killua, yeah that would be.

- I would say Zoro as well. We haven't seen one piece, but I know Zoro is fucking arms. - Fair. - Zoro is the one with like many knives, right? - Yeah, he's got three swords. - Three swords and he puts one in his mouth. - Yeah, I reckon Vegeta as well. - Okay, let's go. We're gonna go on a tangent. I'm talking new age. Let's go just new age. - New age, all right, cool. - But I hear you. That's why I immediately said maybe not Killua/Gon because obviously that's the anime. But yeah, fuck me, man. Zenetsu, I'm hoping he plays

More than just like a mini pivotal role. I wanna see him like properly scrapped the same way. Tanjiro has been scrapping and I wanna see an Unuske scrapped separately as well. I wanna see them all scrapped separately. So we'll see. But yeah, oh wow, I can't wait. - Gang, gang, gang, gang, gang. Right, you've got a thread for us now. - I do. What's the most disturbing thing you've ever heard? New York City, two supermodels in conversation. You actually murdered him. Yep, it was real messy. The body disposable thing.

Wow. Dinner tonight? Sure. See you at nine. That was it. Interesting. Interesting indeed. All right, next one. My neighbor had a very crappy apartment. Sorry. My neighbor. Yeah, my neighbor has a very crappy apartment. The girl lived there. She had a boyfriend named Corey and another named Jason. Jason was usually there. Jason found out about Corey. Corey showed up. Jason and Corey had a fight. Jason won.

Jason tried to take the girl to dinner. The girl didn't want to be with Jason. She wanted Corey. They both broke up. Sorry, they both broke up with her not long after. Then the girl became a lesbian. Oh, damn. It was such a fun month or two of getting all the drama. Tell me about it. We didn't have any money for a TV at our apartment because our apartment was 200 square foot and had a cinder block separating us from the neighbors. She was our TV.

- Bro, I've been there, man. There's nothing like, just disclaimer, I want the best for all of you all the time. But when there's gossip, when you man have something to tell me, fuck, man. - It's the best. - I love it. - I hear you. - Yeah, I love it. I just can't help it, bro. I'm weak when it comes to tea. - I hear you, I hear you. - Shit. - I hear you. This one wrote, "This is more surprising than disturbing, but two men bumped into each other and started catching up.

They talked for about 25 minutes sharing news. In the end, right before they went their separate ways, one of the guys said happily, oh, by the way, I didn't tell you. Yesterday I found out that three of my kids aren't mine. It still puzzles me that they had 20 minutes worth of updates that were more important to share with his friend than him finding out three of the kids weren't his. Yeah, I forgot to tell you. Three of my kids aren't mine. I don't know what that would do to a human being.

- Would you, I also, first of all, I don't, I also don't know what it would do to a human being. Would you prefer to find out all your kids are not yours so you can just bounce? - Yeah. - Not to say that you would bounce. - Yeah. - Just saying, would you prefer to find out all your kids are not yours or like find out half are and half aren't? - Or I'm not doing this dance. Or, because.

- I think it will make it easier for me to move on with my life. - Yeah, of course. - Even though it was still fucking hurt me. - Yeah, 100%. - I couldn't have some be mine and some not. Especially if like, let's say we have four, the first and the third are mine and the second and the fourth aren't. If it's not one and two for me and three and four for next Donny, that way would, I'll top myself. - Yeah, of course, that is toppy. That's staresy bro. Like you can't tell me you fucked a guy

You can't tell me we had a beautiful child together. Then you fucked a guy and had a kid with him. Then we had another beautiful child together and you fucked another guy and had a baby with him. All the same guy. - Yeah, all the same guy. - Nah, that's how it is. - All under my roof and I'm taking care of that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm gassed, gassed, gassed, gassed. - Yeah. - Nah. - That's a lot. - Horrible, horrible vibes. - So yeah, I would much rather prefer all of them not be mine. - Do you think it's weird? Not weird. What do you think it is about like human nature that means that like, like if you look at like all of human history, right?

People amongst a number, because I know I can say this thing and then people will hit the comments like that, this and this and this and this. Like amongst all of the other treacherous things that people do, it doesn't matter how much like technology develops or like science develops or just like how socially we develop over thousands of years. Mm-hmm.

Someone having a baby with someone who's not their man and then just lying and saying it's theirs happens a lot. It's not too. Then it's not too. And it doesn't seem to be slowing down. People find out that their kids aren't theirs just keeps happening. It doesn't even matter how much like

Because obviously back in the day, you're never gonna know. - Yeah. - You're never gonna know for sure. Now we have science to actually prove it. It ain't stopping no one. - It's not stopping shit. - Yeah, no one slowed down, bro. They're still just doing it. I was like, what do you think that is? Like, that's fucking crazy. - I wouldn't know what to do, man. I really wouldn't know what to do if I'm like, if I had doubts, okay. If you had doubts and you've got three beautiful kids or whatever in the yard. - And one just looks like you.

Let's say one just looks like me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this kid is like five now. So you've nurtured this youth. Would you pluck a hair to try and do a DNA test? Oh, without anyone knowing? Yeah. Yeah, I'll swab his ass up. I'll grab his mat like that. Okay, two things. Yeah. If you found out the kid was yours, would you...

feel a type of way that you did try and do a DNA test and would you tell anyone? - No, I wouldn't feel a type of way. I don't buy into it. I'm not gonna lie to you, bro. Let's get savage real quick. I need to know at the end of the day. - Factual. - Feelings are irrelevant. - Okay. - So if I'm paranoid, if I've got like, I don't like when like emotions supersede logic. If I've got four youths. - Agreed. - And all of them look exactly like me. And then one of these jaunts looks like me.

like a Fuhad and just randomly loves fucking Jollof in it and says, and then we're all on our way to church. And then just this little brother's like, I can't wait to say my prayers. And I'm like, the fuck did you say? As soon as I started getting suspicious, I'd like, yeah. And I'll be coming home and everyone was like, oh daddy, I miss you. Daddy, I missed you. And then this brother's like, I was just chilling with Toby in it.

- I need to find out. - Yeah, I need to find out. But I'm not letting like the whole aspect of the mum being like, how could you think that of me? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I love you to death. I'm swabbing this, John. And then we can get back to business as usual.

Like I'm not the whole, oh, I'm having suspicions, but I don't think she would do that. But like this and that, but everyone's telling me not to worry. Boring. So would you, do you think you can find, you would confide in anyone or would you just do this on your own accord up until you find the results and then start speaking your truth? Good question.

Knowing me, I'm a chatty Cathy. I would struggle depending on how long it takes to get the results back. I would struggle to keep my mouth shut. If it's a quick 24 turnover, I reckon I can keep my mouth shut. But 100%, I would, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would swab him up and then send that off, get my results. And then if I find out it's not mine, cool, it's beef. As soon as I find out it's mine, literally like no hard feelings.

I wouldn't think of the you any different. I wouldn't think of any, I just like- - You feel guilty? - There's nothing for me to feel guilty about because it's like, he don't look like me. The others do. Like I'm just talking, that's what I'm saying. I don't let emotions supersede logic. It's like, he doesn't like, and I'm not talking about, it would have to be quite drastic for me to even consider it. - Yeah. - I'm saying like, he really doesn't look like me. And the others like, we've tried this three times and they all look like this. And then this one time, it doesn't.

i would just do it like it's such a minor little thing obviously it's different if you're like getting blood yeah i wouldn't do it yeah i'm not sticking a needle on this you know a little something that's nothing even plucking the hair i might be but like a little spit on this for me quick yep gone let's find out about you um what question for one what was your original question i remember i was talking um my original question was was it would you feel some type of way if you did it

I don't remember what the original question was, but my question to you is exact same scenario. You've got three kids, three of them look like you and one of them come out light. - Yeah. - Light and just funny. - Yeah. - And he can't stand Uncle Toby. Them sides, would you for one,

would you swab for two? Would you tell your, would you tell your missus you're swabbing up or have that discussion? Or would you just quickly do it? And three, if it came back and it was yours, would you feel guilty? I would do it. I wouldn't console my partner up until I get the results. If I got the results and the you was mine, I think a part of me would, I don't know if it would be shame or guilt that I feel, but I feel something. For being suspicious of them?

- Yeah, well, I'd feel shame. I think I'd feel shame for the situation I'm in.

but I'd also feel guilty because even though I knew, well, I had a suspicion that this you isn't mine, now that the reality's hit me, I would feel guilty knowing that I could have been ignorantly bliss and live my life with the fourth child, considering it's been in my yard for X amount of years. - It's, you know. - He or she. - He or she, do you know what I mean? - So you'd feel, like, I was saying, if it wasn't yours, you'd feel guilty. - If it wasn't mine, I'd still feel guilty.

Because I did the swab and I have got the DNA test now. It's confirmed it's not my child. And you would have been, you reckon, once you get, ah, you're saying, so once you get the result and it turns out it's not yours, you know the actions moving forward have to be taken. And if you just never open Pandora's box, we could just live happily ever after. Interesting. I actually hear that. I actually do hear that. Because it's downhill from here. Purely because if three are mine, one isn't.

The dynamic of the family household, all the other kids don't have this information. All the other kids think that's your brother or sister. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They've been playing for years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's now hard to have the conversation, let alone with my partner, as well as the kids and like figuring out where do we go from here? Am I going to adopt this? There's so much that I don't even want to deal with. I should have opened this box.

I should not have opened this box. - I feel like everyone's like, this is so annoying. We were talking about like "Curiosity Killed the Cat." It's like hindsight's 20/20. After people find out the bad news, everyone's always like, "I should have been ignorant." But there's something about that once that seed's planted, it will drive you crazy. - Yeah, you can't let it go. - So I agree with you. If it came back and it wasn't mine, I would also feel guilty. That's why I'm saying it would have to be, in order for me to even contemplate it, it would have to be like,

awkwardly obvious. - Yeah. - Like I would, it would have to be a case of like people continuously asking me like, like bro looks different, innit? Like it couldn't just be something like as small as me being like, it's a bit darker. - Yeah. - 'Cause I'll just get on with it. But like, it would have to be a case of people constantly being like, bro he's different. He looks different. He looks different. - Yeah. - Yeah. But if I find, yeah, if I would love for it to do it, come back, it's mine, I'm like gang. If I find it wasn't,

You wouldn't know where to start. You wouldn't know where to start. I really wouldn't. I really, really, really, really wouldn't. It would be horrible. That's why, yeah, I agree. I'd rather find out they're all not mine. Yeah, yeah. I'd rather find out they're all not mine and I can just like get to step in. I would, the thing is, as much as I would prefer that scenario, I would be so perplexed at how I got, how I got duped

with four U's. - You're a mug. - By this one woman. - You're a mug. - A class A mug. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I would be so livid. - You're a fucking mug. What is the bird? Is it a woodpecker or what bird?

throws his shit in the nest. - Yeah, it puts its own eggs in another species of, another bird's nest for that bird to bring up its chicks. - Really? - Yeah, we spoke about it before. There's a bird out there that will just lay its eggs right in someone else's nest. And then when they hatch, that mum from the different species just starts feeding them, Jones, like a mug.

And then what does it, when they're older, does it fly back to? - Cuckoo, yeah, it's a fucking cuckoo, bro. Cuckoo will just go up there, start laying eggs, lazy parent, bro. Rude parasites do not raise their own young, instead laying eggs in the nest of other birds, which raise the chick thinking it's their own. - That's crazy. - Yeah, bro. - Yeah, it's wild. - Yeah. - Damn. - You're a cuckoo victim, man. - Damn. - Yeah. - Cuckoo just came up and beat your wife and then.

dipped and you're just out here raising it. - Yeah, cock innit? - Yeah! - There we go. - Is that where it comes from? - There we go. - Might do. - There we go, connections have been made. - It might. - Connections have been made. - Surely not. - Connections have been made. - Now, cock is from cock old. - It is from cock old. - It is from cock old. - Is that what it is? Cock old is raising someone else's kid? I didn't know that. - I didn't know that. - I just thought it was a word 'cause I was just about to say it. I also don't know about cock old. Cock old means raising someone else's kid.

- So you're a cock who, if you just go in there and just pop some eggs in the next nest and you're a cock hole if you're just a mug that flew back to the nest and start raising next month as you. Mental. - Mental. - Mental. - Absolutely mental. We learned something new. - We did learn something new. - Right, I've got one more from the thread. So the thread was, what's the most disturbing thing you've ever heard?

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The look on her face when she came out of the store was pretty great though. I bet. That would have been like a plot twist. I'm trying to think, have I ever been in a... I actually don't think I've ever been in a scenario where I've caught someone talking shit about me. I don't think I have. I don't want to be... I don't even know what I'd do, yeah. I don't know what I'd do. Yeah, I don't know what I'd do. Because...

I might take this same route and be like, you didn't think I'd be here, but I heard everything you said. Leave us that dip. That's the only thing. That's all I can do because you would have to sit in that. 100%. 100%. If I opened a bathroom stool when I've just been talking shit about you, open a bathroom stool and saw you just standing there, I promise you I'll go. Because you just have to deal with that. I will just crack on. I think I'll just crack on.

I wouldn't be able to, because there's no point in arguing. - Of course. - Because I've truly heard how you truly feel. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know what I mean? There's no point in arguing. - Anything that comes out of my mouth now is a lie. - It's bullshit. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You feel shame because you've been caught. - Yeah, you don't feel shame about what you said. - Exactly. - You feel shame because you got caught. - Exactly. There's no guilt there, it's just shame. - Well, how would your reaction be if you was talking shit about me and you came out and saw me? - I'd go back in the toilet. I'd go back in the toilet and lock it and wait for you to leave.

I'd wait for you to leave because it's done. I can't go back to the toilet, it's done. 'Cause I can't have the conversation. I can't. You've heard everything I've said. - I think I would like, once I've established that's what you've done and I know you're feeling all sorts of rush, I think I'll boot the door. But just before I leave, I'll boot it. 'Cause I know you're done. - I've done it. I screamed, "James, stop!"

I'd fucking panic, bro. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to hear you like put your hand against that door. I'd want to hear you out of fear and then I'll fucking walk out. Oh God. You're a bastard, man. Oh brother, it's the worst way to get caught up. That would be the worst thing I've ever heard. That would break my fucking heart. Yeah. Same. Same. Oh God. Right. You had a dilemma as well, no? I do have a dilemma. From favorite ghost writers as per.

Fun fact, Southern men have bigger nutsacks in brackets he wrote like me. We carry more semen and we smell differently. We're naturally breeders. Our pheromones attract women who want to be pregnant by us. - Who told him this? - It's science. That's what he wrote, it's science. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - But my girlfriend says my dick smells and she refuses to please me orally.

Her elderly dog laid across my lap and vomited. I think it's because he's dying. She thinks it's because my dick stinks. - He needed a yucky place to vomit. - I'm manly. I'm not going to bathe my balls in scented oils just so she'll put her face down there. I expected her to get used to the smell by now. How can we compromise advice?

- He used to smell his fucking nuts. - He knows his dick smells. - Yeah, and he's just not willing to. - He's not willing to do anything about it. - Yeah, I'm from the South. We're breeders. - This is how we are, my balls are big. - Yeah, they're big. - And they're gonna smell. This is the ergo of the factor. It's crazy. - I thought you should get used to the smell by now. Bro, that doesn't make any sense. - The dog laid up her lap and vomited. - She says because your dick stinks. - Yo. - That will break me.

Now, hearing my dick smells when it shouldn't would break me. If I've just come back from gym or some shit like that and my dick's saying, that's still business, bro. Yeah, stay away from it then. Yeah, stay away from it then. But if I'm fresh out the shower and then I'm laying down, legs spread. Yeah, socks on. And she's like, what's that? Brother.

That cheesy dick. What's that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got something that ends in itis. Facts. That's an itis ting or a male thrush ting or something. I thought she'd get used to the smell by now. That's crazy. That's so narcissistic. Yeah, it's just I'm not willing to bathe in scents just so she'll suck me off. I'm a breeder. Deal with the smell or don't. Facts. I'll find someone that will. My balls are big.

and they're here to impregnate women. - This smell is irrelevant. The fact that we, yeah, he's thinking the fact that we're even talking smells is irrelevant to this. - Have you seen my girl? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro. - That's mad. - Yeah, that's scary. - Mad. - Right, what's this recommendation, G? - Netflix, "Supercell." Have you seen it? - Can I hold my hands up about something? - You can. - I don't want this to come across the wrong way. - Preach. - It's also very London, it's very London,

black culture specific preach when something like this happens where a local South London guy has made something the culture like to gas it up a bit which is fair so for the first few months I kind of just wait until we get the real reviews because I'm hearing I'm gonna hold my hands up only the blacks have watched it so far okay because anyone who's told me to watch it has been my race folk okay

So I'm not saying I expect it to be bad. The concept looks sick. But anyone who's guessing it has an unfortunate, potentially subconscious bias in my opinion. - Fair. - That everyone who saw me to watch it has been from London and has been black. And this is coincidentally created by a black South London guy. So I was just gonna wait until the Indians and the whites

- And the East Asians had a chance to see it for themselves and then see if they liked it. Then I was gonna be like, all right, cool, it's good. - The nation loves it. - 'Cause what I don't wanna happen is watch it and be like, for fuck's sake, this is fucking shit. Why is everyone gassing it? - Hold my hands up. - Yeah. - I had the same thoughts as you.

Had the same thoughts as you. And this is why I held off watching it. But again, I got told, watch it, watch it, watch it. I watched the first episode, locked. Swear. The show is very good. I've seen the first minute of the first episode. Yeah. Which isn't fair to assume it's going to lock me. Why haven't you seen the first minute of the first episode? That's very random.

I wasn't in a place where I should be watching that episode. The first minute of the first episode is gory. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wasn't out. I was at a family's house. Okay, okay. I just put it on and be like, all right, let me watch it where I can actually... You know when you want to be in a scenario where you're... Let's say you're ironing and you happen to glance and be like, oh, this looks a bit good. So maybe I can transition into accidentally or purpose watching it. So I put it on when I was at...

I wasn't at home and there was people around that shouldn't be watching it. And I saw a woman getting dragged across the floor, blood all over her face. I was like, turn it off. Okay, cool. Turn that off immediately. Yeah, it's a really good show, in my opinion anyway. All right, gang. And I binged six episodes, binged all of it in one day. It's like 50 minutes each. I want to say the storyline is really good, in my opinion. The pacing is really good. Cool. And the acting is really good. So from what I've heard, right, this is...

like a facility that gives people superpowers or something? - Yes and no. So all of these guys, the main cast at the bottom there, all the six of them, they have super powers. They have a super cell within them. - Okay. - And this happens because they all have a gene. They're all prone to being sickle cells, to have sickle cell, sickle cell anemia. But there is,

the way that they're not all of them sorry not all of them have powers there's only apart from Dion which is the fourth chick she doesn't have a power everyone else on the top row has a power um

- So it comes from sickle cell. - Okay. - And it is like heightened noise activated when they're in a very heightened emotional state. - I see. - And they don't know that they have these powers, it just awakens within them. - I see. - And all of them have very different powers doing different things. - I see. - What it is, is in the first episode, it's based around Tosin Cobb, which his name is Michael in the show, the second brother. It's based around, he's like the lead of the show. It's based around him and his willingness to,

This is in the trailer, so it's not a spoiler. Dion dies. Okay. Which is his partner. Cool. And he's trying to find a way to save her life.

because he has a power that is, you can freeze time and then go into the future. So when he does go into the future- - So they got power powers. - They got power powers. - Oh, okay, cool. - When he does go into the future, he meets his future self and his future self shows him the grave of Dion. And it's like, this is the only way you can stop this from happening is by linking these other guys that have powers too, but they're all on their separate journeys. - Right. - All doing different things, all in very, very different predicaments. - Interesting. - And like I said, their power awakens through stress.

And the way they all come together is really, really good. That's what I need to say. The storyline is really good, man. And again, hold my hands up. I had the same connotations because...

I never saw Blue Story by Rap Man, but I saw the, he did a music video thing before that, when he did three, I think it's called Shiro Story, someone correct me if I'm wrong, Shiro Story, that was on YouTube and that was heavy. I enjoyed that. So I was like, I like his storyline. I like how he does the plots from music into a story. So looking at this, I was thinking,

I'm not really sure, not really sure, but until I started to get more recommendations and I actually watched it myself again, he directed it. He executive produced it. He's a, uh, he's a show runner for it. And yeah, he, he, as I said, did I say he wrote it as well? Yeah. He wrote it as well. Yeah. So he's done so much in the show. It's,

- Yeah. - Fair play to him. - It's really good. - Gang, I'm gonna watch it then. - It's really good. - That's literally all I needed to hear. I'm going to watch it 100%. And the whole season's out bang. - Whole season's out, but from what you see in episode one and how it ends in episode six, there has to be a season two. What he did do or I believe happened was everything he did from episode one to six, the budget was done.

- But not in a bad way. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Not in a bad way. I feel like if he wanted to get the whole storyline in episode one to six, it would have reduced the value of the show. - The pacing and everything. Okay, cool, cool, cool. - So I think he did the right thing. - Gang, all right, bro. I'm excited to watch it then. This is my type of shit. - Yeah, bro. They've not gone here, but what's the name? Getz is in this. - Oh, okay. - Getz is a villain in this. - Doesn't surprise me. He's a villain on Daily Life.

- When he comes into this show, he brings aura. - I bet. - James? - Yeah, say less. - Aura. - Does he have a power? Okay, say less. Cool, I'll watch it. I'm gonna start watching it. I've got time, I can watch it tonight. - That's good. - Yeah? - Yeah. - Gang. - That was my recommendation. - Thank you for that. I genuinely needed that. Cool, gang. Also, was invited to the premiere, no biggie.

- Facts, yeah, I saw that. - Everyone else was. - Everyone else was, yeah, I saw that. - Everyone else was, we weren't. - Yeah, cool. - No biggie. - It's all right. - Yeah, I'll go into that knowing what I know. Right, cool. Rem, finish off with a trash news piece, sir. - Yes, sir.

- Actually not really much of a trash news to be honest. More of like a giving flowers to a creator which we all look up to and respect. - Okay. - Interesting. - Top of his game. Sure you can guess who it is. - I don't think I can. - I think you can. - Oh, okay. - Oh yes, yes, yes. - So this guy's been active yet again just building houses in Jamaica, El Salvador, Argentina. Yeah, he's been going off fam, been going off.

- Yeah, he timed it terribly, boy. They got some hurricanes in a minute, boy. - Yes, they do. - He timed it terribly. - They got a beastly hurricane going through the Caribbean right now, unfortunately, but the timing's just unfortunate. You know, you can do what you can do. - Yeah, the game is the game. - It's on its way. It's about to actually land through Jamaica and then head on to Mexico afterwards, unfortunately.

He's still doing his thing. Still doing his thing, man. Maybe his walls will stand. We hope. Yeah, anyway, so yeah, what we got? Before we move on to the other things that he's done that we can actually read through and appreciate just to go through these houses that he's built here. Mr. B says, once again, set a new benchmark in charitable giving by constructing and donating 100 fully furnished homes to families in need.

This ambitious project, consistent with Mr. B's history of large-scale acts of generosity, has captivated millions worldwide and established a new standard for content creators leveraging their platforms for social good. So like I said, that was through, that was the 100 homes were Argentina, El Salvador, Jamaica. Jamaica, yeah.

have you guys heard of all of the other stuff that this guy's done during his cured the blind yeah i've seen the blind um i'm pretty sure he i know he's been doing like food drives for years um he'll give food to the homeless he's been doing that for like actually a while and they get bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger um he

He just, I know obviously he gives away money all the time. Yeah. In terms of like specific these style videos. I don't know exactly. Oh yeah. He planted trees as well in it. That's it. Yep. Free clothes for everyone. It's 2023. Get free clothes for everyone. MrBeast noticed a troubling trend. Millions and millions of clothes went to waste every year. There were communities that struggled just to get their hands on these bare necessities. MrBeast did something about it. Started giving away free clothes. A lot of them

2.7 million dollars worth to be exact. God damn, man. From Champion and Ridgewallet. It used to be distributed these free clothes across the US and India. Winner winner Thanksgiving dinner. He gave those who without a turkey for Thanksgiving. Make sure everyone in town had a nice hot meal to celebrate.

Damn bro

sharing excess, curing blindness, renovating an orphanage, building wells in Africa, which is what he did, what I heard about before this one, building the homes in Jamaica and South America. He's clearing the seas up at one point as well. Have you seen those sea bins? No. They're pretty sick. Sea bins? They're sea bins. So someone's created this cool thing called a sea bin, right? And it just floats...

on the surface of the water and it sucks in all the water around it

and then the actual trash will float over the top and fall in the bin. So then you can just take the bin out, empty it, put it back in there. And it just, the rest of the water that's not full of trash will just filter through and all the trash gets caught and you just leave it there, just floats and catches up all the shit. And then you just intermittently empty it, empty it. I keep seeing it on Instagram, it looks sick. - Genius. - Very, very clever, man. - That is genius. - Very clever, bro. 'Cause some of these oceans be nasty, bro.

for real genius well played yeah damn man we should do some more philanthropic shit we should do you know what we should do we should we should create a brand this is our philanthropy idea right we're going to create a band a brand called vitamin d right dee and it's just going to be a picture of me if you're holding our dicks like this right but it's just we're going to give it away and then we can give like vitamin d in there obviously for people who need it most people especially the blacks we can't we don't process that you know what and then let me stop you there why

You had me in the first half. Vitamin D holding our junk? The idea of actually having a philanthropic idea. Yeah, for sure. And you call it vitamin D. No. We're going to be there in white linens and I'm just going to place my shit on the front here. I'm going to sit like this. Yeah. And it's going to be vitamin D and I'm just going to look down the lens and there'll be the packet and there'll just be like obviously a shadow here on the inside of my thigh, like halfway down my leg, right? And then inside there, free vitamin D if people need it.

What's it? Malaria medication. Yeah. We can give that away. And then we can also, you also, it's a, what do you call it? Non-profit, right? So we actually sell vitamin D. So we make a supplement called vitamin D with like this. Yeah. And then,

You sell that because people need vitamin D, but you make an actual vitamin, vitamin D3, K2. Calcium. Calcium, like an actual super vitamin that actually helps people. The people can buy and use all the profits from that to give free malaria medication to people. That kills people all the time. It needs a little bit more refining. Why?

because the marketing strat just seems a bit off. - So what, how else are we supposed to shift supplements, bro? We're not a health brand. You need a fat cock on the front so that people, so people are like, oh, it's got- - A fat cock. - Yeah, you need a fat cock on the front so people are like, this guy's such an idiot, I'll buy four. If we just go in there, we're all too chubby to start bringing out supplements that people will buy without a cock in the front. - Yeah, bro.

- It's not gonna happen otherwise. People with malaria, Fiat's had it twice. - There is, there are people out there with malaria. - It's not cute. It's not cute. - We believe from what you, the stories you told us bro, we believe you. - It's not cute. - We believe you. All right, well we, we'll go to the drawing boards. - Yeah, we'll go up in that drawing boards. - Yeah. - With or without you guys bro. - The idea is there. - The idea is there. The idea is there. We can plant some trees. How about that? Like Mr. Beast.

- He's also done that obviously. To commemorate 20 million subscribers on YouTube, MrBeast decided it would only be fitting to try and plant the same number of trees with soil, love and lots of hard work. - I've got an idea. So we create a brand, right? It's called Tree Huggers. Again, front brown linens, wood on the inside of your leg, yeah? - Yeah. - Thick wood on the inside of your leg. - Yeah. - And again, we sell seeds. - Yeah.

And we call them, I didn't even know what you'd call it. Like, plant in my seed. And then just, yeah. The thing's, yeah. It's, yeah. So what do we call it? Vitamin tree. What did I just call it? Vitamin D. Vitamin D with D-E-E. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. That was the last one. What did I just call this? Tree huggers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or got wood, question mark.

- So yeah, got wood and it's just brown linens, fat wood on the side of your leg, yeah? Got wood, question mark, and it's just seeds. And then you've got like money trees in there, seeds for money trees, you've got orchid seeds in there and you buy it and then people will plant it. And it's like, it's fun for the kids as well 'cause you could do it in the little, you know, when the kids are just planting and they can watch it grow and all that kind of shit. And then non-profit, we take all the profits, put it into planting trees in the Amazon.

Next. - I'll let the comments decide. - Yeah, let the comments decide, but we will definitely. - So it's either Vitamin D or GotWood. - There's no third option? - What else did he do? - I mean, he's done it all. He's funded charities, helped paralyzed dogs, donated prosthetics to those in need. - So much more. - Feed people.

Does he? Does he feed people? I'm pretty sure. I believe he does. It might not be in the top 10 thing though, but. Yeah, curing blindness, sharing, I can't cure the blind. Yep, more than one third of food produced in the US each year goes to waste. A number of food banks sharing excess is trying to reduce, but they couldn't do it alone.

Jesus. Jesus.

has recovered over $30 million in food with no signs of slowing down anytime soon. - Wow. - I've got an idea. Right, so brand of hot dogs, right? - Yeah. - It's called What That Mouth Do. Front cover. - Does every idea have a sexual reference to it? - Hot dog planted. - It does, doesn't it? - You've got beef and pork options for the Rastafarians. - Do they have- - And the Muslims. - Okay. - Yeah. - Right?

and say what that mouth do and then you're looking down like that so you're holding the hot dog in between your legs like that and you're looking down like that and then it's it's really really really organic um local produce hot dogs two ingredients probably so people because everyone ever says like hot dogs are made from like waste and they're trotters all of them things we make sure we we hit up clarkson's farm uses pigs and his cows to make beef and pork hot dogs

What that mouth do? Just pop up shops in Shoreditch and stuff like that. Quick turnover. Non-profit profit, take the profits, feed the hungry. Next. Next charity. - We'll go to the drawing boards. - Yeah. The ideas are there. - It's there. - The ideas are there, bro. - Yeah. I don't think the marketing doesn't need to have everything to do with sexuality. - Who said anything about sexual?

Apart from the cock in the linens. - The direction. - But that's just happens to be there because I'm a human being. - That's the selling point. - I don't know if they want it to be the selling point, it doesn't have to be. All I'm saying is just, it's just a couple gentlemen sitting in a chair in God-fearing like hemp clothing. If it happens to be a cock on the side of your leg, that's not your fault. Your dick's there. - I mean, yeah, but does it have to be there? - Where am I supposed to put it? - Does it have to be part of the marketing?

- Do you need to look down at somebody? - Saying what that mouth do? - Saying what that mouth do, do you need to look down? - I have to look down, but it makes sense because the hotdog's there. - It's autonomous. - Yeah, 'cause if I'm holding a hotdog here, I'm gonna be looking at it. I wanna see what mouth is going into. 'Cause we're trying to feed the hungry. So I wanna look at the person and be like, "What that mouth do, bro? "Don't waste it." Or girl. - I was waiting for that. Oh God.

- Oh, we're saying stuff. - Yeah, we'll learn. - I'm sorry, bro. - We'll work on it. - My bad. Anyway, Mr. Beast is good at helping people. - He is. - He is. - And you men are against progress. - Eddie's off. - But nah, that's fucking sick. He always, one thing, I rate this guy. I saw him,

I saw him on a podcast the other day talking about just like money and all this kind of shit and just like how much shit costs for videos. And he was like, he just could not find out his business would not financially survive without brand deals. And he was like, pretty much the only ones he doesn't do brand deals are literally these philanthropic ones where it just seems a little bit dodgy. And these are the ones that seem like they near the brand deals, bro, because building a hundred homes, that's just fucking expensive. Yeah.

So yeah, ratings to this guy, man. He's got fucking time on his hands. I need to stop complaining about being busy. - He does, man. - Yeah. Props to this guy. He gets hated on as well. - He does. - He cured the blind and people were like, "Oh, he's just doing it for a video." - Yeah. - What the fuck you doing? - Facts. - What the fuck you doing? - When we help people, curing 1,000 blind people, building 100 houses, 100 wells, ETC, people get mad and say, "I shouldn't be doing this," and governments should.

Yes, ideally a YouTuber isn't the one fixing these issues, but I'm not just gonna stand by and do nothing. - Yeah, this is another thing that I hate. It's just like, oh, it shouldn't be him that's doing this. It should be God. I don't like we're living in a world of shoulda, woulda, couldas. It's the is and isn'ts. Like he's there doing the thing. You shouldn't stand there and be like, oh, it's not your job to do it. It should be the government that's doing it. Shut up. - Do something about it. - Yeah.

- He's building the thing. Just let him build a thing so people could be happy. - For sure. - But yeah. - Good guy. - Charge? - Charge. - Right guys, that's the episode for today. Let us know your thoughts on our philanthropic ideas. We'd love to give back. And as always catch you on Thursday on Patreon, love of love.

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