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So what are we talking? What have you been telling the girls? The most high, have I said? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 5'10". 5'10"? Depends on what shoes I have on. Yeah. I've said 6' before. No, but we never met though, innit? Because she would never know. She would never know. Okay, so how tall are you actually? I'm 5'11". No, seriously. No, I'm 5'7". 5'7"? I'm 5'9.5". 5'9.5", 5'7", yeah? Yeah, man. Okay, well listen, boys. We have got a tape measure up.
My heart. My heart in that moment. I say, turn the camera off. I don't even... I told you to say your word. I told you to say your... I'm 5'7", bro. You're 5'6". I'm 5'6". Yeah, 5'6". That's cut. You're 5'6". I'm 5'7". Bro.
There's a part two as well? Yeah, so there's another breado. Have you ever liked a female about your height? I used to have a healthy height. Yes, I have. Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, I think every man does. Do they? Yeah, everyone adds an extra couple of inches, you know, they always help. Yeah, yeah. One inch wonder in that. Yeah.
Are we still talking about height? Yeah, yeah, height, height. Yeah, yeah, of course, of course. Of course. So how tall are you? Six foot. Six foot on the dot? On the dot, yeah. But I tell girls sometimes six one, six two. You have to. You're not allowed to be six foot. Because you're a liar. Of course.
I've never had Air Force in my life. It does. Does it? Stop it.
I don't think you understand what this would do to my chest. He must be six foot. Yeah, pretty much bang on. There you go. He has to. He must be 5'5". He's short, man. How have I been drawn out by this?
Nah, I'm joking. I'm 5'4". Why are you laughing? Yeah, what's wrong? What's up, mate? What's up? Is it? I've dated girls that are 5'4". You seem a little bit taller. I'll take that. Bro. He said, fam? He said, I'm 5'4". He said, you're 5'4". He said, yeah, yeah. What's up? What's up? What's up? Say something. Say something. I'm fucking 5'4". What do you want to say to me? Man got drawn out on his own thing.
peak yeah man um guys dms oh dms comments have you ever lied about your height mandem have you ever lied about your height yeah to the gang gal tall gal have you ever lied about your height and said you're shorter than you are because some girls get insecure about being tall i'm not surprised i'm not surprised and i think the only well not the only reason they get insecure but i think one of the main reasons why they get insecure because a lot of mandem aren't like cutting it height wise for them
Like the average. We've already discussed like a 5'9 or 5'11 female is like a 6'2. If you're a female and you're 5'11, you're 6'6. That's the tallest. Your body is just elongated and stretched and it doesn't make sense. Yeah, your spiritual pressure is different.
Your nen is very different. Yeah, your aura is max. You're 5'11 and you're a female? Your aura is next. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She casts a shadow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's impossible. That's too tall. That's far too tall for a woman. So yeah, I've... Have you ever lied about your height? I don't... I might have, but I wouldn't say in like the last... Ever since I've left uni, I don't think I've lied about my height. Oh, swear. I don't think so. I've never lied about my height. I don't think... I might have like...
back in and probably when i didn't even know my height as much and i was guesstimating so maybe i have but in the last 10 years or so i don't i'm pretty sure i have never lied about my height i've never lied about my heart i got i've been challenged twice challenged found by my own like boys oh really i've been challenged multiple times about my height yeah once for my brother and once from my boys similar height no you and your brother
I think he's a bit taller than me. He's a little bit taller than you. Yeah, I think he's still 5'11". I reckon he's six foot. But his hair's a bit longer, so maybe that definitely helps. But I think, yeah, he calls himself 5'11", but I'm pretty sure he's a bit taller than me. Okay. But yeah, I've been called out twice where Mandem have draws for tape measure because they're adamant I'm shorter. I don't know what it is about my posture. See what we were talking about, the gal, I have something that makes him taller. I have something that makes me look shorter than I am. My torso...
just seems like very compact. To be fair, it does. You've got a very compact torso. Very compact. So the rest of it, it just fucks up the rest of my body. Bro, there's something about when you look at me, there's something about that gives off short vibes because my own brethren have drawn a tape measure in my face and said, prove it. Have they? Prove it. And I've had to prove them wrong multiple times. Wow. And I won't stand for it again in my life.
You believe me or you don't believe me. But that was when 5'11 was an appropriate thing to say. That was like, I'm talking here, like 18, 19, 20. I was allowed to say I'm 5'11. I feel good about myself. I was allowed to say that. I was allowed to say that. Now, man won't bother measuring me now because you're still under six foot. So it doesn't even matter. Yeah, I wouldn't waste time and measurements, wouldn't you?
I won't waste precious centimetres on you. You're not even claiming to be six foot. Why would I waste my time? You're not even cutting it. You're literally not even cutting it. Yeah, you have to meet a minimum of... For me to challenge you, you have to at least say you're six foot. Then I will challenge you. But yeah, bro, people, the sudden people look at me and even we've had it when I've been with you on... The amount of people that are like, you and Phil are the same height. I refuse to... I'm like, but we're not. We actually aren't.
Fam, you what? All right, but I don't care though. My man, when we went to, last October, we went to, At the festival? We went to a comedy festival, a podcast festival. And a few people came down to actually see us live for the first time kind of thing. And I think after we had done our set, or maybe, no, was it before or after we had done our set? It was after we had done our set. Some guys came to say, wagwan to say hello.
And then he went straight to Jimmy and said, yo, you're not 5'11". You're the same height as Fuhad. And man said, go back to back right now. Fam, go back to back right now and prove that you're not taller than me. I couldn't believe the chest. The chest, the audacity. And he actually had hands on shoulders. And I remember your initial reaction was to go like this. Fuck it then. And I was like, don't you turn around. Fuck.
Do not turn around. Don't add fuel to the fire. This is any guy telling you to turn your back. He wasn't sending it for me, so I couldn't care less. I wanted to smack him in his face. I know you did. I was like, who the fuck are you, bro? I'm asking go back to back. Now. I said right now. I couldn't believe it, bro. Oh, that was hilarious. Leave me alone. That was hilarious. I'm hoping the more I don't claim six foot, the more people just leave me alone. Yeah. Because it's just ridiculous.
The height is that women are actually causing ruckus between mandem, which doesn't make sense. But then you've got people like Jay that's 6'4". Yeah. And he doesn't, he just looks down and sees ants arguing. Yeah, he doesn't,
He never looks at a female on social or whatever and thinks, I wonder how tall she is. He never looks and thinks, oh, she looks tall. Never. It doesn't cross his mind. It would never cross his mind because he's so far gone. Unless she's fucking tall. Even if she's not, because like... I'm trying to think. People like to think that being tall as a woman is only a direct insecurity of a man. And they like to think that like, oh, if you're a tall man, you don't care about a tall woman. But you do. You do. Because some women are fucking tall. Like...
Yeah. That's it. Even if my boy was six, six and he's dating a girl that's like six, one. That's. I still pull him down and be like. Pull him down. Let me talk to you real quick. I'm like fam, she's very pretty. She's fucking tall. What are we doing? James, this. Yo, let me talk to you real quick. Fam, come, come, go, go, go, go. I'm on my tiptoes. I'm pulling and I'm stretched. Your neck is stretched. Stretched.
Just to catch her ear. Let me talk to you real quick. Yo. I'll pull him down and say, fam, she seems like a lovely girl, but she's fucking tall. What are we doing? Where's the line? You can't throw her about, no. Yeah, what are you man doing in there? What are you man doing in there? Fucking hell. But yeah, bro. That's hilarious. That video is torment.
I promise you now I would walk off. If in that situation, these man, as soon as I, yeah, well, we've got a tape measure here. That's nice. Yeah. I'll challenge him. I'll look down. Measure yourself. Measure yourself first and then measure me. How tall are you? Yeah, fam, I'll be straight on him. How tall are you? Chat about. I've got a tape measure. You're the shortest guy I've seen. You get so defensive. So defensive. People put me in a corner. I lash out for you, man.
- It's so defensive. - Everything could be hunky dory until someone says something like, "I've got a tape measure, square up. I'll send for him."
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