The Illustrious Client - Part One
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Previously on the lock of ukraine, definitely rush turning. this. off. If I.

Sa, according to the dsm, I have add D, S, P, D, D, M, D, D, O, D, D, M, D, D. You have P, T, S, D, that when I don't have so much easy, we find out now or other than later after the deposit. In first months, you found the body of an american mail in an abandoned house in for ricken.

How you a councilor? I'm a consulting .

detective. 我 死。

Hi, doctor john Watson. Here, this is the adventure of the illustrious st. client.

Contain strong language drugs. I think some violence. Listen to discription is advised.

Andy slams the door right at the end. I take lovely right OK. Hi, take two.

Do you think your reputation and maybe your videos display IT toxic master culinary?

A friend of mine once said to me that toxic masculinity is a time that was invented by women who nobody wants to, to describe the men that women do want to. These are not my words, I promise. They just amuse me.

IT is the first world problem you see. Am I toxic? Do I wish to harm people? Of course, I do not wish to harm people. I only wish harm on those who wish to harm me. Many people try to take me down, try to reduce me to terms like toxic masculinity and missing genus, and this and this.

But look around, do those people have ten cars? Do they have three, four houses? Do they have swimming pools and hot wives? No, no, they don't.

So they lash out, they are angry, they are sad. I was always going to be the target for these people, and that's okay. Some people want to succeed and some people want to suffer. And I have no time for people who want to suffer.

Did your wife want to suffer?

This is interviews for one.

right. So this is game testing. The game test, test, test IT. All that's turning them again.

Evening.

it's eleven A M right?

Yes, of course. Bedtime.

sorry. why? Where have you been? What happened? The the dead .

body in brick ston o IT was the taxi driver.

The taxi drive show share 了， can you? Can you just elaborate for the podcast? Because I can't help but feel that i've missed out on some greek content shallock.

My name is doctor john water, once of the british army north ambulinia sely, a regiment. Now the true crime podcast that based in central london, I don't have much experience in criminal gy. So this is mostly a record of how I met possibly the most brilliant and desarve person I have ever and will ever know. Join me as I document the adventures of sherlock homes.

这是。 电子。 A listeners, if there are some hope so remember to get in touch. You, yes, anyway, here I am at the volunteer that, well, I guess you call that a local, local pub, an hour being mine and show lock.

I'm sorry about missing his little but his adventure he told me all about IT and IT. Well, we would just one of the most string things i've ever heard and and I was in the army. So yeah, if if I known that was going to eat that well, I would record IT.

But yeah, won't miss another one, I promise. Got the microphone lock and loaded. It's not great.

I did. I caught him doing something. Nothing weird. I'm not, i'm not sure whether I should play the scene in or not.

Maybe all delete IT later, who knows? But yeah, recorded this yesterday. 哎呀。 Christ. God, IT smells like hair spray.

That may be what's sense, like a Polly vo parody or a Polly acid ate, or.

I don't know either.

IT smells like neither of those wrong onic thing to say. Doctor, truly embarrassing.

right? Well, what does IT smell like then?

Oxymoron, phone hydro chord. Well, IT contains a metal para ban that .

be the smell. More phone oxy. More phone show lock. That said, that's an optional ID. A really .

strong opposite. A right, of course. Forgive me, this would be good for your P, T, S, D. here.

No, no, no. So yeah, I hope that doesn't put anyone off. Druggy thing, he is as complex as he is fascinating.

And I I think the. Most fascinating thing about him is his way, way more interesting than anyone I know. And I was in the army. Yes, you weirdly have to sort a puller out of him.

Know, the most interesting people in the world cannot stop telling you about how interesting they are, right on instagram, you know, on, linked in and god knows whatever else. But I can't find anyone can find the bounds I got. I got all.

Thank goodness.

She's Chris. I was just narrating the thing about you, telling the listener about about you actually.

yeah, we have no food in the flat, right? I wasn't under .

the impression we were sharing food.

We live together.

yes, but we buy our own things. That's why the top part, the fridge, is my stuff, and the bottom part is empty.

I don't like the things in the top part of the fridge.

good. They are mine.

Cheap beige food, no Better than twenty of century army russians.

Thank you. Just saving the pennies as well.

A pint of guinness at midday, three days a week, will cost you just under a thousand pounds a year, doctor noted. I eat your ice lowly for breakfast.

I don't. I don't have a nice love.

That was one in the freezer .

that was probably from the previous tenant.

Okay, no, that's .

disgusting.

It's frozen. How can I be disgusted?

Because IT someone's food.

someone you don't know.

Yet, sure, take a seat. Okay.

frustrated.

Okay, why routine .

is ruined? This places noisy. The glasses behind the bar aren't organized size. The door opens outward onto the street.

and anything else.

Every bulb but in here is in condescent and youve SAT under the only L. D. one.

How can you live like this? Go get you a drink. No, I don't think you can. Excuse me. Pint of guinness, please, please.

I said I could .

get you on and I said you couldn't not. Well, podcasting is your full time job. Anyway.

i've got an army pension on its way. No, it's just short time. I just paid my deposit in first month. For goodness sake.

what's some explanations to me? Are very rarely necessary if it's my business to know if I already do and if it's not my business, then I don't care.

Say, thank you.

Thank you.

cheese.

cheers.

You didn't didn't fancy heroin on the rocks. No, funny, I would have preferred to love. And that's progress.

So apologies, listener, that that very inconsiderate tapping noise and restless is is that what brings you out to the pub? Can't sleep. It's midday routine .

is important. Watson, provide structure.

right? Yeah, it's just sleeping at midday isn't really seen a structured routine. And also weapon I aboard the dull routine of existence.

My routine is not bound to simple existence. What's and IT is to maximize my mental exhortation.

I don't remember in soma being on your list of conditions you gave me at some place.

Actually, IT was, even if IT wasn't, most of the conditions listed our bed fellows within somalia, walkon. For one of a Better word, the medical community is only now formulating the studies to understand that.

But you understand that mean we do, but you do.

Are you part of the medical community Watson, or the true crime podd casting community? I think your bank baLance might suggest the second of the two.

Hey, the advertising revenue is just taking a while to come through.

Is IT. Now I was thinking.

actually, we could do like a sponsor advert sort of thing, couldn't we? What we could, we could, you know, like your luck. And I love in this, if you love a guinness, you should, you know, drink guinness.

If you love a guinness, you should drink guinness.

That was just an example.

It's terrible, terrible example.

That's that's what we will be able to do eventually yeah before you know IT that .

will be paying .

our rent well not you know who ever comes along.

Go to the toilet. Watson, how does go? Your figure is infuriating.

Oh, my figure is.

hold this. Just leave IT on the seat.

It's expensive. microphone.

We've been through this. Watson.

right? Well, it's expensive for me. Okay, i'll be right back. You make.

Premium micro phone, a massive X, Y stereo sound plastic grilling count could lot super cardio my eyes.

Hello there, listener, enjoying yourself for you eves dropping on my life. Is this what you like to consume as IT? Two men chatting a podcast with two men checking on IT. How utterly revolutionary must be thrilling. Do you have nothing Better to do than listen to this total yeah thinking .

you did you enjoy your private time with the listeners? Quite a bunch, not me.

What's that? That's not also.

yeah, I know you got left in the toilette. Excuse me, make .

someone left at.

Someone left A, A, A big pole in, in, in the, in the toilet.

right? Did you .

flush IT? I did. Yeah, yeah, yes, yeah, yes. Just just thought you should .

know you're real here, me. Thanks very much. This is for us.

I realized money is a bit time right now. But stealing brand new iphone spit extreme.

exactly. Brand new, right? People very rarely .

let .

their older, much less valuable phones out of their possession. But one brand new, highly, highly unlikely. This is a message for me.

right? What you do IT .

turning IT on. Share lock, locked face I D required yet.

Welcome to the modern world. Now, can you please hand IT in?

It's not a message for me.

exactly. Thank you.

Hand in Watson. Look into the phone. Share lock, look into the phone.

or this is so stupid.

It's a message for you.

Okay, so let's just slow down a second.

doctor. You and I both know now is not at the time to slow down.

There's nothing on the phone.

There will be something we just have to find the right place to look.

May maybe somebody he's gona call IT bd interested .

in speaking to a oh hi, hi.

it's medina. Yes, of course john bye. He's just busy with a thing. Um you're from husson.

aren't you? Yes, you emailed about the fridge.

the fridge. I I I I don't think yes.

it's empty.

The fridge is empty.

Yes, show, look, the Watson's russians.

Okay, so look, marion to manages the property.

That's why I informed her of a major issue with the property.

right? This isn't how this works. Just go back inside go sorry, he's in his own world.

So fridges fine.

fridge is fine yep.

you all right then .

ah just out of the rent is out on the twenty nine twenty nine yes. And and if if we don't make the payment, well, me, we will make the payment obviously. But I mean, if IT comes out like a few days late, just just from a cash flow sort of, yeah, we don't we don't get find or or kicked out for that, do we?

Usually the contract with hudson's for their interview paid on the twenty nine th of the month hudsons have a contract with the landlord. So there is obviously understandable circumstances for the occasional delayed rent. But if it's a persistent issue, then there will be an eventual termination of the contract. yes.

So a one off month is no biggie necessarily.

It's still a bigging, but i'm not going to knock your door down if it's a day late.

great. Yeah, cool, cool, cool. What if it's a week late?

The tap, the tap, come in, come, see, look, fix, show, lock. Maron is the manager.

She's not supposed to stripping. So let me just get my trials out with the way they're sorry.

IT drops seventeen times a minute. Two days ago, IT was eleven times a minute that fifty four point five percent terrain in the efficiency of the watch in just forty eight hours. Is that good enough? I don't think that's good enough.

I will get .

a plumber .

to come look.

Android, your android, yeah. How did you .

know you made a call when .

we met and I saw IT? Then that was an iphone alert.

The phone IT received domestic, giving your face.

great. It's a picture of a murdered woman.

excEllent.

What is going on?

right? Yes, so i'm a podcast.

I'm calling the police. I spot them this morning. They are too busy for me. Their words.

not my very on show. Lock is a detective .

you put on your teNancy agreement to yourself employed.

do you mind? I'm trying to solve .

a murder is consulting detective. He takes on very plex cases because he is a complex person.

Eighteen times the tap is getting worse. Where is this bloody plumer me?

Let me just then i'm going to switch this off because. Okay, so she's not gonna call the police or the landlord, thanks to yours truly.

So Watson, tell me what you see, what look at the picture. What do you see? Break down every single thing.

I see a woman.

Yes.

she's dead. She's Youngish, she's blond. She's lying in the snow in ski gear. So probably an accident is an absolute death trap, to be honest. So I know why people bother.

Are you finished?

Yeah, any good? No, okay.

This is the swiss helps, specifically the slogan pass. This woman is in her mid thirties. She's austrian, could be swiss, but probably austrian. She's married. SHE has blond, her.

what I said, blonde, her.

But it's not natural blonde. SHE may be lying in the snow with skies, but this is not a skiing accident. This is a murder. SHE died on her feet and was moved here.

Hence the level .

of James stood up. Correct you that look at her chain.

Slave.

yes, saliva, but it's stripped out of her mouth and down under her chin. Her body is lying on the slope head first, i'd say. And eight degree angle, wouldn't you? Yes, sure, I know.

So our corps is sloping ever so slightly backwards. So are we suggesting her survivor somehow defied gravity? Watson, we are certainly not. SHE was murdered while he was stood up.

What about the austrian swiss thing? How do you know she's austrian or swiss?

That's actually very simple, most like the austrian. But again, can't eliminate the swiss.

It's actually very simple.

IT is yes is IT is .

IT really why don't .

you give IT to go?

Um right? Let's see. Austrian, austrian SHE looks posh, well groomed australians, well groomed, no more so than .

in the other european nation.

Part from the french are editing that not whatever her hands, her gloves on on a very weird cold.

Yeah, but no cold, your cold. The hands .

on the clue of jacket, her ski jacket is also .

made fraction of a degree warmer. I'll see. Fine, fine. If you're going to be silly.

you can give IT back and just relax.

Trousers warmer.

the, the bum bag, the, the little valuables, zip thing, pot. Okay, well, there's a little something stuck to the bottom of IT. It's a bit of paper, tiny little bit, he says, V O R. V O R could be the start of a word for tex city. It's an aconites .

for workers vab ed ost region. V O R is the largest transport association in austria that has been ensuring mobility and comprehensive service for all passengers in viana, lower order and burg and land, with more than forty rail and bus transport and eighty four .

very press. I read IT off .

their website.

right? So, okay, austrian.

but he could just be a traveller. Could you not want some? Viana, after all, is a hot spot for tourists and business trips. You may have just used the ubon, discarded the ticket among the other bus, rail, plane tickets in this bag.

So what seals the deal that she's osw .

that right there seals the deal.

A neck H A tattoo. Advice.

good watch in. Very bloody good. So angry.

you can't, you won't. But it's nice .

to have the singular moment. Isn't IT advice a very distinct flower? Two nations claim ed.

symbolic ally australia is.

Hm, so we have a murdered austrian, possibly swiss, lying on a ski slope. Well off to be skiing this time, if you, judging by the snow conditions on the spook, an pass, especially with those skies. Young and beautiful and married, but of course, dead. hey.

We do watching the news, you not going to, you solve the mystery of the advice murder.

This is not the mystery of the advice murder. This is the mystery of the illustrious client. But what put our clues together. And google and Watson.

australian skin dead woman, woman.

splugen pass.

splugen pass.

That should .

do no catherina graph. Houses ler found dead three years ago. What's going on?

You'd know if you had been chatting to mrs.

Hudson, marianna from hudson, and I wasn't chatting, okay? I was negotiating us out of a sticky spot before we found ourselves chatting with the police.

A man by the name of barren guna escaped conviction for the murder of his wife Karena graf houser. Er, just eighteen months ago right? I examine the case. It's him case closed, but you know not enough DNA conviction juries are flawed and stupid cup of tea show.

lock them. sure. Look, then why have we been given this photo?

Think as a .

practical joke.

No, no, cold, very cold sake.

Someone left IT in the toilet at the pub by accident.

freezing so cold, your brain has frozen.

And someone wants our your attention warm, and they want you to see that the barren .

is a killer .

warmer because he's gona kill again.

boy.