Sherlock & Co. Coming October 10th
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Okay, test, test. This is Dr. John Watson. Testy, testy, test, test. One, two. One, two. This is audio from my microphone. Audio for the feed.

I guess. The podcast feed? Just to check that it's working. Oh, hi. You're back. Yep. Podcast stuff. Yes, of course. I suggest you go now as I am in need of a shower. Holy fuck. Jesus. You smell like... Oh god. Sewer? Yes. River Fleet, to be more precise. Go. Now. Go where? To the toilet. What? I don't... You've had a pint of Guinness and you've finished the orange juice in the fridge.

That was mine, by the way. Well, how do you know I haven't... The door is at 20 degrees as I left it. Empty toilet roll hasn't been replaced. As you left it. Correct. And the tap is dripping five times a minute despite optimum valve closure, which I ensured this morning before I left. Have you called a plumber yet? You left at midnight last night. Whatever. Still this morning. Come on, Doctor. Chop, chop. Oui, oui. Right, I'll cut it there and do a different take.

It's very simple, mate. Right, okay, you take the new bog roll from the basket I bought from Wilco and you just put it on the... Oh. Yeah, well, maybe you have to sort of...

Hello, listener. Ready for an adventure or two, I hope? For the first time ever... I'm a consulting detective. Every single Sherlock Holmes story... Do you know what, mate? God help me. ...will be retold.

We believe there is a bomb on a tube train heading to Clapham Common. I know this. Yeah, sorry, I was speaking to the listeners. For goodness sake, hold this. Oh my God. Just don't pull the pin. Why on earth would I pull the pin? The game is afoot, Watson. A new weekly podcast from Goalhanger. Sherlock and Co. Coming October 10th, wherever you get your podcasts.

Subscribe now or follow on your fave podcast app. I'll do that again. That's rubbish.