Mr. Sherlock Holmes
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Hi, my name is doxy. Hey, guys, i'm john. What bag?

What on earth are you doing?

Shut up. Just let me focus.

Yeah yes. Focus, of course, quite. The herculean task isn't IT saying one's name?

Hi, my name is doctor john Watson. Then i'm here with my flat make sherlock homes. Who is the subject matter? If the my pot cut, what you doing? Can you, can you put the violin down please? Just for a minute.

Watson, I really must be getting back to my work.

Just please.

Your microphone is in the wrong mode.

right? Do you know what? This is stupid, because the pretty les, myself.

Hi, i'm doctor john Watson. This podcast contain strong language depictions of violence in some graphic content. Listen, a discretion is advised. Drug references, forgot drug references.

Oh, I. Love ukraine.

What's IT you .

recording? Yeah, I am. Yeah, i'm not put in IT. Anyway.

draw a queen. You get arrested by .

all volunteer in ukraine. Yeah, something like that, pull me out there.

putting up everything here. You pull .

up here when .

we start move into the water, okay?

Cheese is.

They definitely rush.

Colin, get back in. The truth will stop half a mile further. this. Okay.

稍等。 什么？

I may. Come, yeah, yeah, yeah. Two, six. He's not come with. I can, he will make. This is not too bad, a wound, to be honest, that shall is getting close move now we have to take him.

We don't have to do anything even here.

And move now, now is a kid is just 我不是 what。 What did you just do? Oh, shit. Run, run, run.

撩 妹 怎么 撩 妹？ My name is doctor john water, once of the british army. I northampton and fusion's a regiment.

Now the true crime podcast that based in central london, I don't have much experience in criminology. So this is mostly a record of how I met possibly the most brilliant and deza re. Person I have ever and will ever know. Join me as I document the adventures of sherlock homes.

The cry italians in the heart of london providing beauty one hundred.

Swashing red light means that means it's recording and and give me hi hi that john Watson, doctor john Watson, it's mary isn't IT I think you've got me can feel are you leaving living? Yeah can we? Grab this table. I thought that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Take, take, take the bloody table.

Excuse me, could I get a point of point? My bottle. So you bottle, right? Yeah, bottles, bottle of the pills.

Now please make if you are wondering that is the sound of being stood up. So 呀。 发展 courses。

Yeah, this is stupid. Turning this show off the issue much. Hey, john, is me time ford store? Are you doing stanford? Is you look great, but how you do IT ah right right come and walking wounded these.

Days, what happened? And the rest, lucas said in ukraine, i'm on his couch, actually he, but yeah, I was in eucrates. Yeah, staying. Lucas, now cheese, I don't know as well. Yeah, yeah, just just stay with for a bit a drink, some.

It's a microphone cook IT a kid just to get my head around all the settings and know what you you going to give us a song? Yes, no, it's we always planning on doing the podcast. You, everybody else, right for that for vets, war vets, veterans, not not like actual vets. Sorry, for a minute, I was picking you. Well, you see me to worse.

You're gna head back on staying in london and a drain yourself and in the great sessions, expensive. I'm going to get a flash share or something for a few months. see? Get a bug in somewhere.

Yeah, I know. I know. No chance. Comfortable rooms, reasonable Price. No, no, no, no.

It's just you have a second person that said, that's me today. He was the first share homes. Oh my god, what is he doing? Then out.

Why is he on a trade mill covered in blood? Charla comes john Watson. John Watson shola cos, I am a OK you bleeding, you want to slow down.

I can't live with him.

He's a criminal, sorry.

Fighting or assisting nose ukraine .

amount to offences under U. K. I'll see you soon, right, and share up.

Nice to see you, my lads. Stm, you anna, maybe examine him or something. See you like star star, hello.

So I don't know what stamford stamp, we I used to call him stamos stupid university thing. Yeah, I don't know what you sent on about me, but yeah, i'm john. I am a doctor. Yes.

you said shortly after I had observed at myself an average doctor and an average billet tremp didn't even complete a medical training upon arrival at sam hest and yet you choked up three tours of afghanistan, wouldn't write too strongly about the doctor credentials and evidentially the military credit leave a lot to be desired.

What did you just say?

Feel free to have a listen again when you upload. You're already here tonight. Not you have any idea how that mike works. You don't want to use an only directional mike for interview who talk to us. And perhaps you should think less about saving money and more about Better microphones to the firing mode, such as car died by directional and stereo hold this, what?

What the hell is that? How did you know all of that? This is scanning an electron .

microscopic transmission of the ventral. All of the hyphenation ist right here. And of course, in prevent rick lar entry terminals of the cerebral piano fluids. And I think the end of fundies lar low, not sure we'll see. That's what the hell.

And I know all about .

you because I observed IT not to.

right? And why are you?

Because I stabbed by myself in the chest.

okay. Um why? Why did you stab you self in the chest?

experiment. Do me a favor stabbing the ARM with that knife .

over there. Absolutely not. What you, what are you experimenting on? I told you .

i'm monitoring the hypothalamus.

What for the hypocrisy.

mmis and dauphin response from the vigorous ous exercises natures pain killer to was for the first time I show up howes am recording the volume and response of these hormones.

Great, great. When is he gonna be done.

is done.

Well done, you .

indeed. Did he give you a reason?

Who did? Did you want? Sorry.

why SHE stood you up? Did you give you a reason?

How did you know that.

doctor Watson? I exhibit often erratic behavior interest with lengthy episode of depression. I'm in in a small ECMO romania ec and a cup of file ec that's a joke.

right?

I'm not really a cup fly.

Heck I don't know what that is.

The sexy attraction to human waste not teach you that at santis.

No ah also .

according to the dsm I have A, D, H, D, D, S, P, D, D, M, D, D, O, D, D, N, D, I, D. You have ptsd, that one I don't have for now. I also smoke.

I don't have ptsd.

It's much easy, we find out now or are rather than later after the deposit, first month rent or.

Oh, oh, I have a dog. what? Well, with my mom has the dog, but probably get arching back.

Now i'm in the U. K. So yet I have A, A dog.

I like dogs, very CoOperative.

What else about me? Well, I I know .

everything else. Don't touch that. I also play the violin.

Are we starting a band as well?

No, I play the violin. Violence are loud. Not everyone would appreciate a flat me that plays loud instruments at unsociable hours, particularly someone who's just been blown up.

right? No, that's that's not not a problem. Do you fancy a point or something just a sort of. Break the ice, released some more endorphins into the year .

in a night trade. It's your each.

Oh, no, it's it's from the scaring on .

my leg out this.

What are you stitching? You're doing your own stitches. Would you like me to do that?

You have experience.

I'm an army doctor.

then be my get.

When the idea explode, IT IT did IT make a dull, sudden sound or more of a metallic ang.

don't really remember. Think the second one. yeah.

rubbish.

No.

that's war for you. No, your russian adverse supplies are so depleted they resorted to building a totally useless I E. D right there on the front lines.

The I E D was not anywhere near an etheria night trip to provide a stupidly over ambitious twenty pound bomb with any kind of lethal capability. Your ie. d.

Build, I could have done with a little less I and a bit more ed. Nevertheless, as I said that he is from the year and night rate. It's a fertilizer in its cores in the erith, if you considered surgery. Alternatively, you can find a cream and boots, although I recommend one with one to one point five percent quarter zone title stitching. Doctor, sorry.

what what stanford say to you? He not homes, not what, and not watch .

and show up homes. Then he directed the rest of the brief conversation to you before saying he'll see me later.

No, that he, have you googled me or something? No.

and I wouldn't find anything if I did apart from a local paper in wilcher over dramatising your bar only be skim read by some vaguely interested old school friends who can't quite place here.

just like I don't want to get off on the wrong foot or, you know, but he was really IT was .

a pretty good doctor. Watson, I know when the foreign legion entered the curse on oblast, I know the casualties IT incurred. I know that an unnamed brit suffered at the hands of a russian booby trapped one kilometer from the anton off sky bridge. I know that, like IT even harvest that kind of information from our friend google, as you suggest. I can tell, by the way you limp t that your bone and cartilage are intact. I can see that your itch is a longer outer side of your car, so not one piece of sharp or from a bomb that would have detonated no further than ten yards, given the fuse and delay element away from your good self perfervid your leg, no exit wounds, no bone damage, no good.

want.

To look at the flat.

sure, follow me so down to what .

was her reason. I'm intrigued.

He just didn't turn .

up fascinating.

Very central is IT blowing me when we need the old zone three travel card for this place A.

Part of a housing scheme stem, I said I was was I was part of a housing scheme thing.

yes.

How do you manage that .

favors in exchange for services?

Hi I, I won't ask. Yes, she's running late. Is and SHE. You know what happen though that .

we'll .

spend all this time waiting for one to state agent, then two shower.

Why would two show up?

Knows he was just joke because we're waiting on the street like like for a bus or not no, no, no, no. I mean, I mean, it's as if we're waiting for a bus and yeah yeah with the weird phenomenon, london buses and you know you wait around for them, they will show up you know, like two of them appear in is slow yeah.

I suggest you edit out this part of your podcast.

Yes, right.

IT isn't a phenomenon, doctor. Bus a and bus b have stagged departure times. Bus a picks up the bulk of the passengers as IT embarks on its root.

First stops are there for more frequent and prolonged bus bee follows, making shorter stops and often less stops altogether as bus has picked up most. And in the case of some stop, all of the passengers, therefore, bus bee takes the root faster than bus a, causing occasional over that. I'm synchronous arrival.

hi. I am maDiana from harson.

Hi, hi marana.

So sorry. Late tubes today are terrible .

because the line.

yes, such a nightmare. Okay, are we ready? Very central isn't. It's allowed street. But I find the sash windows keep a lot of the street now out.

I assure you they don't.

Okay, here we go. This is to do one a Baker. Small reception room as you come in and on your right there that's the lounge, very big, very Victorian .

room or with are high ceilings .

and uh the bedroom is just there kitchen over here. It's got laundry facilities. It's a wash dry er combination. I think a.

let me just sorry, my the other bedroom.

the bedroom, it's just there.

This is a one bedroom.

yes. Oh, are you too planning to have a lot of guests? The previous tenants had a sofa bet in the launch.

It's no problem, honestly.

i'll call hudson's right now. Speak to someone in the office and we'll .

find something for no.

it's fine to Watson. IT was a .

pleasure. The best. yeah. I like to one Baker. The gentleman are looking .

for a too bad.

Oh, perfect. OK, okay, yeah, i've got a set of keys, so it'll be one of them. Good news. Gentleman, upstairs is available. That's too bad.

sure. Let's have a look.

gentlemen. This is two, two, one. Be bigger street.

Welcome to epo de one of roommates from hell. the. Two A M, 肯定 有 爷爷 的 mania。 This is a pretty joke, honestly, god. Psychopath update is three fourteen A M. And then is a gun an actual gun? He was kind enough fix silence to IT, at least no weirdest thing in a list of weird things I was recording when he said at all, I I asked him how we knew about Sanders.

And then I left early, and he said he could tell by the sun damage on my right ARM from three tours ago and is around them, around a tattoo I had removed after a year a bad break up, which is true. And yeah, he knew I was going on a date because i've got to like what you know is nothing really but like a little rash on my neck, just some where I spray him after the shape earlier. It's barely a blaming. But yeah, I you are trying avoid this stuff because that you. I think he might be like a really, really good dermatologist.

His five twenty four, I just managed to peak around the door, and he still armed, this time with a sword.

Oh, hello, silence. Either he's gone to bed or he's stabbed himself to death. Either option seems too good, to be true, to be honest.

Lucky me. Down for some shuttle.

什么 help somebody help me。

这 意思 是。 Itself said.

H bloody now he's having bloody guest surrounding the first thing in. Enough is enough. ACE do.

I made you breakfast. Look, doctor, look, doctor, you're not looking. Doctor, you know what this is? Yes, it's the uni army, like in ukraine.

Yes, I know i've been. I was thinking .

about your I E, D this morning, and I got me a little package for the uni. Would you like some bushed? It's a sour beer soup, like in ukraine. Your stressed.

no.

what gave me a way, everything.

Something going to. Shared hello. Who is that this morning? Why was I accepted by jack bowl or bloody Jason born in my own flat?

Yeah, iraq apologized for that. Maybe you didn't hear.

Shut up. What you doing?

You told me to shut up.

shut up. As in explain iraq.

barack obama.

This bushed need some pampers. Ka, vegetables are in square chunks as a .

hint of dried .

smelt could be russian box.

Barack obama was in the large.

indeed, as well as security. You to you made them.

What was bad obama doing in the large?

Thank me in person for what my services services is that far up matched those of his formation security detail. Let me tell you, when are you leaving?

what? What my what you're moving out.

right?

Come on.

How excuse me.

how did you know that?

Obvious is that your bags are packed in the seal .

and it's just little details.

nothing big.

No, come on. And all is you have .

removed the bed sheet from the bed. I don't smell euris. That rules out a trip to the law threat. Your phone has set up with two notifications, one right move, one contrary. You can't afford either, by the way, and your heart rate is one hundred and twenty seven.

That's because, of course, despite being a military man, you have a slight conflict phobia and a apprehensive about informing me of your premature departure. Homework is now one, three, three, even though when I met yesterday was seventy eight. However, at that point of cause you had consumed a point.

Beer with a bottle wasn't a point.

You had two, but you didn't finish the second one. Yeah.

because we went to meet you in your back cave or whatever IT was exactly.

I aga total of a pint. Stop to watch three hundreds, thirty leaders in the first, two hundred and fifteen. The second heart rate is one hundred and thirty eight. You should see a doctor, doctor.

stop doing that.

Then I suggest you back to some of breathing exercise, slow your heart right, or take your hands off the table so I can no longer through cheap. I K A pine, so i'll ask for them. Was IT something?

I said I was a good bomb, all right? IT was loud and terrifying, and so fucked in life changing. I don't know what to do anymore.

I am making a podcast for great sake. I'm living in Baker street. IT was good. He was good. IT .

wasn't jesus. This bushed is very disappointing.

What do you agree?

Doctor shuts up.

Watch your laptop is an urgent. What was that? What's guy? What did you just do? Oh, shit. Run, run.

什么？ 什么？

Very poor indeed. That video confirms my findings. Thank you, doctor. Although in future I will acknowledge what a bomb can do to the mind, of course, especially.

One is loud. thanks. Who's that then? Just in trudeau, the king of spain.

No fully pay, and I are no longer on speaking terms, that doctor Watson can only be one thing, a job. what?

Charlot comes .

hm murder, very possibly. Come on. Doctor, what's and offer our visit .

has and bosher hello, officer saw. A beat truth soup. It's a case for you.

The trade wants to know for me. So for me, a case, a case. Oh, you a lawyer.

No officers telling me of the situation, apart from the obvious. what? What's the obvious? You found the body of an american mail in an abandoned house in bricks.

On how you, a councillor?

Do I seem like a councilor to you? No, i'm a consulting detective.

Watson, no, you know.

yes, I am.

As in like a private investigator, he's much Better than that. What he said, great, but that's great. So i'm living with the of facebook, with some criminology hobbies.

We'll be pleased to know your biggest fear that mary came into the criterion bar, saw you and left is unfounded. So what happened to mystery mary? Well, let's see.

You pick the criterion bar because you thought IT polite to pick a half point between the two of you. So you chose the criteria in pedi, which means somebody lives in north london, the other lives in west london. Why west? Why north? The pick of lily line, IT doesn't serve east and IT doesn't serve south.

So you both live off that line. Why not baka u, that also serves picker dilley focus because you would have mentioned IT yesterday, after all, we were at Baker street. You did, however, mention a zone three travel card, which would suggest you are staying in that area temporarily.

Adventure for west over north, north would leave you with wood Green and turn back lane, not the kind of igher hood for a doctor with affluent d allum. Night charms like yourself, particularly one with the spare room you embarked from north fields, I suspect, and marry from turn lane your date, if you can call IT that was booked for four P M. At three twenty pm.

yesterday. However, a man suffered a heart attack on a pick dely line train just outside things. We park severe delays for the next hour also, and mary is nowhere to be seen.

Why is SHE know where to be seen? Because he helped the poor man and got him to hospital and saved his life. How do we call that conclusion? Well, if she's booking a date for four P M, then she's probably does night shifts. Who does night shifts? Doctors firefight, security guards.

police officers and nurses? Yeah, she's she's a nurse. She's a nse. You're a doctor.

She's a police officer and I am a consulting detective.

Shall we crack on?

officer. Saa beat truth soup. I'm done editing the first episode. Um if you like what you hear, give us five stars and leave a nice review sort of thing.

I've uploaded part one of our first adventure, the illustrious client. The second part of that will be out next week. I'll upload an episode a week, come rain or shine, and you know, IT, maybe i'll make a career out of this or something.

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and what are you doing?

I'm dunch ed editing the .

thing I have to pop out this, a dead goat and the large don't touch, especially not its kidney. It's a matter of significant number of atomic discovery, a real game change over the go to community at long last.

right? sure. Look, why are we directing guts?