752. Andy & DJ CTI: Paris Olympics Opening Ceremony, Trump Assassination Attempt Text Messages & Venezuelan Communist Learning Tricks From Democrats
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i don't know i get like these like you just call it a cramp i get like these cramps in my neck where i gotta like we call it crooks yeah got a cook in my neck a crook like someone's stealing something what somebody stole my vertebrae yeah man what's going on man oh not much yeah just

Another Monday. Getting it done. Kicking ass. Yeah. Taking names. That's right. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yep. What's going on with you? Nothing much, man. Yeah, it's a lot of stuff happening out there. I saw something cool. I actually saw it before you sent it.

And I don't, you know, there's not going to be any spoilers or anything like that. But new Deadpool movies out. Oh, yeah. Deadpool movies out. And they actually did really, really, really good in the box office. Six biggest opening weekend of all time. Of all time. Damn. $211 million. Dang. That's pretty decent. Yeah. That's pretty fucking decent.

Like I said, I haven't seen it yet. Those are two good characters. Wolverine and Deadpool. They didn't like woke it up though, did they?

Did you see it? Yeah, I saw it the day before it came out. Okay. It's a real concern. How'd you see it the day before it came out? We pre-ordered tickets. Oh, really? Yeah, me and Zeeshan. Oh, really? Yeah. That's cool. Yeah. I mean, it's important to ask that too because it is a Disney movie, Walt Disney Company. They now claim five of the top six spots. So that is interesting. But there was something in there that

that I thought was pretty interesting. So, and I don't know which part of the movie it is, but there's a clip here. There's a little picture here. And if you look real close. Yeah. Yeah. I saw that, dude. I didn't even know that was going to happen. That's pretty fucking cool. I started getting these texts and everybody's like, check it out. You're in the Deadpool movie. Yeah. And there we are. There we are. Now, I will say this. It does make sense though.

Because, you know, Deadpool and Wolverine, two best characters, clearly they're going to drink the very best energy drink on Earth. It makes sense. It makes a lot of sense. Now, I will say, you know, I thought they would have went with something like, you know, the Screamin' Freedom. Yeah, what the fuck? They went with Blue Raspberry, man. Which is, I mean, it's questionable. It's not a bad choice. No, it's popular. People like it, but it's questionable. I don't understand what that is that the Blue Razz and the white people. What is that?

That's what it is. Every white motherfucker likes blue razz. I know what it is. What? It's their inherent whiteness. Why? Like, it's trying to, you know, they want to identify and, you know. As what? A fucking smurf? I mean, bro, I don't. I thought blue razz was a bad thing. No, dude, I've never been one of these dudes that drinks one of these blue drinks. Like, I know it's not, I know it's clear, but my point is, is like.

The blue powerades and the blue Gatorades and the blue fucking high seas and all that. You like that shit, don't you? It's not bad. See? It's not my first choice. I can see on your fucking face. It's not my first choice, but it's not bad. My dad's getting his feelings hurt. I like him. He's like, I am extra white. He's talking about me. He's me. You're talking about me. What do you say? That was pretty cool, though. Yeah, that is cool. That is cool. I wonder how it got there, though. You know what I'm saying?

Well, what do you mean how it got there? I wonder if one of the set production guys or something. Deadpool drinks it, bro. It's very obvious. Makes sense. That's how it got there. Makes sense. Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman, they must pound that shit. Hugh is Jackman. Huge Jackman. Yeah, Hugh is Jacked, man. He is Jacked. Yeah. He looks good. Yeah, they look good. He's funny, too. I want to go see it. You want to go see the movie with me?

Yeah, we'll see a little movie date. Yeah, I see it. No, not really. I'll pay for the ticket. I'm not going. You buy the snacks. I changed my mind. I forgot that I don't go in public. For a minute there, I was like, yeah, and then I'm like, no, other people are going to be there. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's true. All right. Well, yeah, we'll see. I'll check it out. I want to go see it. Yeah, I thought I just ordered to my house.

That's fine. You do have a movie theater. Yeah, and I got that fucking thing where I can order all the new movies. Let's do it then. Yeah, cool. We're waiting for it. Yeah. Let's do it. Show the show, guys. Yep, see you guys. No, man, let's get into these headlines because we got some crazy interesting stuff happening. Crazy, lovely stuff happening. Crazy, thought-provoking things happening. And let's dive into it. Let's belly flop right into it. Cannonball. Yes. Can you do a good cannonball?

i mean bro i might not be as fat as i used to be but i can still bring it all right listen the fat kid lives yeah very healthily inside of me yeah the form the yeah yeah the artist formerly known as fatso that's me uh

Yeah, guys, if you want to see any of these pictures, headlines, videos, articles, go to AndyFacella.com. You guys can find them all linked there for you. With that being said, let's get into our first headline. Let's travel the world and let's go check in on France. France seems to be the talk of the town. This headline reads, Paris Olympics drag queen torchbearer rips criticism of opening ceremony. We ain't going nowhere.

We ain't going nowhere. Hmm.

Nancy Doll. We'll see. We'll see. So a drag queen who was one of the many torchbearers for the Paris Olympics had a message for the critics amid uproar over the opening ceremony, which appeared to mock the Last Supper. Nikki Doll was among the drag queens to carry the torch of the Olympic flame, but also perform during one segment of the ceremony. Doll reposted an image of his Instagram stories claiming the image depicted was not of the Last Supper.

supper, but the feast of Dionysus. I said, quote, the opening ceremony did ruffle some feathers and I love it. Dahl wrote on his Instagram stories on Monday morning. You know why? Because the Olympics are the biggest stage in the world and us queer people have always been the audience of other people's lives and achievement. And it is time that we are welcome in the space. On Sunday, Dahl called it an honor to perform at the opening ceremony. So what's Dahl talking about?

Let's look into this a little bit. So there's a doll right there.

What was that about blue raspberry? Bro, first of all

It certainly ain't some of those people's last supper. It should be, but it ain't. They ate twice after that. I'm still hungry. You hungry?

Oh, man. And listen, they've been getting a lot of backlash. Organizers of Paris Olympics apologize for parody of Last Supper. They've even had a sponsor pull out their advertisement because of this. All their sponsors should. A lot of them are starting to. We were shocked. Olympic sponsor C Spire pulls ads after mockery of Last Supper. What are they talking about? Performing some king costumes. No, no, they're going to leave it somewhere.

Oh, we weren't mocking the Last Supper. It was something else. Really? There's exactly the same amount of people sitting at the table in the exact same position.

Everybody knows what the fuck they just did. Yeah, and so C Spire put out a tweet saying, quote, we were shocked by the mockery of the Last Supper during the opening ceremonies of the Paris Olympics. C Spire will be pulling our advertising from the Olympics. That tweet alone has garnered over $9 million.

on that post. I'm normally super anti-cancel culture, but this is way over the line. Yeah, I mean, I don't even know if you consider this cancel culture. It's a company that's standing for their rights. That's right. You know, like at the end of the day, like, listen, like Christians all over the country should be pissed. This is a world issue, bro. Yeah. This is a world issue. This is not just here in America. That's what we have to understand. Right. Right.

Right. I mean, yeah, I think, yeah, I said country, but it's global. I mean, Christians all over should be pissed at this because it is a mockery. We're not, you know, if this was had been any other religion, it would have been a problem. You know, and the fact that Christianity gets to get mocked like this, it's disgusting. But but here's the thing, you know, that drag queen, Nikki Doll, said we're not going anywhere. That's funny because they've YouTube. They started pulling that that opening ceremony.

From everywhere on the internet. That's right. They deleted it off the internet. Isn't that weird? Yeah. That's weird. Truly thought-provoking there. Metro UK reports that the Paris 2024 Olympic Games kicked off with the grand opening ceremony along the River Seine on Friday, showcasing a blend of French culture, artistry, and athleticism. Did you see any athletics? I mean, if they were considering like the 4th of July hot dog contest, an athletic event.

That girl they got in the Jesus position, she'd been eating some fucking food. Holy shit. Like, bro, listen, I know what it's like to be a fat fuck. But I mean, there is like limits. There is limits. And she is far past the limits. Yeah, for sure. But yeah, so they pulled it off of their YouTube account, the official YouTube account. They pulled it off of there. And, you know, it's always interesting because.

Behind these things, there's always there's somebody behind these decisions. Yeah. Somebody made that decision to get up. Right. Who who who in their right mind would be pushing something like that? Well, let's find out. Let's meet the French theater director behind the Olympics. Drag queen. Same sex for play queer last supper opening ceremony. By the way, did you notice the slip up there?

Jesus But yeah, so who was responsible for the unfolding artist for you guys on the rate or on the audio? We can't show it balls was just hanging out of his Pants you can't show that and you're gonna not put that in the show. That was just for your viewing pleasure. Oh, thank you So thoughtful I love to open my Mondays looking at gay people's balls

It's just the right one, too. Or any balls. I don't want to look at straight balls, either. That's true. Unless they're mine. I look at mine every Monday morning. I look at mine every morning. Yeah. And evening. But who was behind this? Let's meet Thomas Jolly. This guy right here. Thomas Jolly. He's so brave. He looks brave. Yeah, he's so brave. Thomas looks brave. And...

And by the way, that opening ceremony was viewed by over a billion people globally. Yeah, and there's like, out of a billion, there's like 100,000 thought it was cool. Right. I think it was probably less than that. Yeah, well. Because it was fucking disgusting. But, you know, what did he have to say about this? He said, how do you write a show in which everybody at one point feels represented in

and a part of this bigger thing, this bigger us, he said. Quote, it's ambitious but also complex because one has to broaden one's own imagery, one's own outlook, and include everyone, understand everyone, so that no one feels left behind except every straight person. And every Christian. And every Christian.

and every normal motherfucker on the face of the earth that isn't Christian and pretty much everybody except the freak show that was up there and the fucking freak show that fucking supports this shit that we're all sick of. Okay? And it's not...

Homophobia or this or that you motherfuckers shove this shit in our faces, disrespect our religions and demand respect and demand our tolerance and demand a place in society. Yet you repeatedly disgrace the things that we believe in intentionally, deliberately.

to get our attention. You think we don't see you? You're 6'4", 250, with fucking women's clothes on and balls hanging out. We see you. You think we don't see you at our children's schools? We see you there too. And...

To the person who said we're not going anywhere, we'll see about this because you're uninformed. This has happened before. This has happened in history before. And if you would go study your history, you would probably maybe reconsider shoving this down everybody's throat. Because what happened in history before when y'all did this same shit wasn't beneficial to you all. You guys are...

poking the bear and you're poking and you're poking and you're poking and you're poking and when people get upset you call them bigots you say they're intolerant you say they're this they're that they're they're

They're homophobes, they're transphobes. You're making your own resistance. And you're making your own resistance when you are 0.04% of the world population. 0.04% against everyone else. You just spit in the face of 2.5 billion Christians worldwide.

Do you think that's going to help or hurt your cause? Right. You see what I'm saying? Did that move you forward or set you back? No, it did set him back. It set him back 100 years because people are pissed. Even Iran's pissed, okay? And Iran is pissed because they view Jesus as a prophet. And Iran is angry about this. And it's so interesting, man, because I've seen these type of headlines all the time where it's like God gets mocked and then some really bad shit happens.

And it's interesting because shortly after that opening ceremony, there was actually a blackout in Paris. And guess what? The only thing that didn't black out. Yeah. It was the fucking Basilica. Mm-hmm. Right? And it's a very, I don't know if you've seen the pictures or if you guys have seen the pictures, but I mean, dude, it's spooky. Right? But like, that's the only thing that remained lit. Yeah.

Right? When everything else fell into darkness. You know? And so it's like, you know, we see this time and time again, man. God does not like evil. He does not like ugly. You know what I'm saying? No. And we shouldn't be tolerating this. No. Okay? Listen. These people, if given the opportunity, if...

placed in a position of authority and power. They will kill everybody not like them. If you don't celebrate them, if you don't... Bow down. Yes, dude. This is not about being welcome in the space. You're not welcome in the space. You forced yourself into the space. If you wanted to be welcome into the space, then how about being respectful? How about not jamming it down people's throats? How about not trying to force people's kids to watch your fucking...

pornographic bullshit. How about that? Don't paint yourself blue. Yeah. Listen, man, it's disgusting. And honestly, I'm like equally disgusted at people who, you know, talk about their Christianity all the time and talk about how, you know, much they love God, who...

Don't have anything to say about this, you know, and they don't do anything about it. They just like sit there and take it It's fucking fucked all the apartment But in another interesting turn here with all these Olympics and stuff going on over in France apparently the French fiber optic networks they were sabotaged and it's been a bunch of coordinated attacks and

That also paralyzed the entire rail system ahead of that. So a number of fiber optic networks have been sabotaged across France just days after arson attacks paralyzed high-speed train services during the Olympics opening ceremony, according to reports. Cables for several telecom operators were purposely cut in six areas of France earlier Monday, police told the French outlet, Argent's French press. This is today? Yeah.

uh this was yeah oh right and so you have all of this stuff going on they're cutting cutting lines setting lines on fire there's a lot of disruptions going on over france um and uh

There's even more, like it's continuing on today. You got French vandals and major new arson attacks. Hit telecommunications, cell phones, fiber optic lines. They keep going, right? And it's interesting because, you know, like who would be doing this? You know, the immediate thought with all the gay shit that they got going on there, that it would be some far right, you know, people that are pissed off of it, right? But yeah, no, not them. Guess who it was? Ultra leftist.

Isn't that, was it not gay enough? Like what was the, I don't know, bro. These people are fucking terrorists. Okay. These far left leftists, they're communist and they're terrorists and they are activated and there is no repercussions because the people who are in office share their beliefs. So if we go out and try to defend against these people, they put us in jail and let these people do whatever destruction they feel like doing.

Okay. We see these little mom's basements. Yeah. We see these little protests of a few hundred people running through the streets with communist flags. You see that shit? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But but they think they're the they think they're in the majority. No, they're just willing to leave their house and go fucking make their presence seen. Yeah, man. Like the video. This is a video clip from from Philadelphia. That's what I was talking about. Like, this is insane.

Yeah.

Get the fuck out of our fucking country, you fat slobs. You fat, disgusting, lazy, non-contributing, purple-haired fucking fucks.

Okay, I'm fucking sick of it, dude. Look at these people. Look at them. If you're on the audio, you should come to this point in the show and go look at these people. These are people that do not contribute. These are people that are not doing anything. And yet they're demanding that they take what the fuck you all work for. They deserve, these people deserve what you all work for in their minds. They think that they deserve what it is you go out and work your ass off for

For existing. These are the people, bro. None of these people are contributing fucking anything to society. And these people are becoming more and more and more prevalent because they are purposefully tanking the economy so that there's more and more and more quote unquote poor people that appeal to this ideology. You know, kill the rich, fucking feed the poor. Yeah, bro.

They're fucking disgusting. Listen, these people don't deserve to be in our country. These people should not be tolerated at all. This ideology, bro, I know we've said it, man, but it has literally killed more humans than literally anything. No, and the other side...

This attitude of let's take the high road and let's pretend it's not happening and let's just, you know, things will work out. That's how these genocides, the Holodomors and all these ethnic cleansings of people who are anti-communist have happened. Because eventually these people get so strong that they fucking get power and then they fucking kill you. Okay. So.

You know, when you guys look at these people and you laugh at them and you say, these people, their organization, what they believe in, has killed more people in the United States and globally than any war, than any sickness, than anything in the last 100 years, 124 years combined. These people, these nerdy, fat, disgusting people that do nothing. When they...

And people think it's a joke. They think it's a joke. This is not a joke, dude. It's global, too. It's a global problem. These communists are all through the Western culture. They're in every single country. It's globalization slash communism. It's the same principles. And you guys need to take them serious. Guys, jump in on this conversation down in the comments. Let us know what you guys think. With that being said, let's go check some of these comments out.

Let's cruise the comments.

Dude, that shit makes me mad, dude. That fucking open communist shit in our country. I don't understand how it's even there, man. Well, I do because everybody keeps looking the other way and they say, oh, it's not that big of a deal. Oh, it's not that big of a deal. Oh, it's not that big of a deal. Oh, you know, Andy's overblowing it. These guys are alarmists. They're overblowing it. Really? Have I overblown? You guys have been saying that. A lot of you have been saying that about me for a long time. What have I said was going to happen that hasn't happened?

And I'm telling you, you let these motherfuckers continue to build momentum, they will kill you. And they will kill your fucking family because that's what communists do. Guys, let us know what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, let's go cruise some of those comments. Andy, I need your defense. Okay. All right. This comment comes from at J. Allen, 6862. It says, 1776, slavery was legal, black host. Damn, you were lost. I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry.

What's the point of that comment? How fucking stupid are people? Like, how stupid are you, you stupid motherfucker? When we say 1776 and we say what this country was founded upon and we talk about those things, we're not talking about going back to slavery, you dumb fucks.

We're talking about the same attitude with the Constitution with all of the shit that we have progressed through during this time. We're not saying, hey, we're going to fucking make black people slaves again back in 1776. Hey, DJ.

Get out my field and do some fucking work. That's not the fuck we're talking about. And you guys who are like these leftist dumb fucks... Idiots. Dude, they're total morons. They're literal... Bro, it's these people in that video with the communists. They're complete morons. And they have been taught that because they're educated and because they made their way through school that they're somehow more intelligent than you. There is a difference between intelligence and education. And in fact...

Critical thinking intelligence is a much higher level than education. Education is for lost people who need to be indoctrinated into a belief system that they can't determine on their own through their own observation. We got another one. This comment comes from at Peace SLP9.

Andy, I'm just wondering when the Grape Smash energy drink will be back in stock. My son has a birthday coming up, and the neighbor's kid has a pretty sweet bike that I know my son would love. Oh, man, we'll try to get it out for you. Try to get you hooked up. We do got to get it back out there, man. Yeah, so stay tuned. Bro, how about this? Why do they always say that? Why is there like...

Dude, we got to stop fucking thinking we're going to get through to any of these people. I've stopped. They're so fucking stupid that you cannot make... Like, bro, they legitimately think Trump's shit was fake. They think it was fake. They think J6 was a real insurrection.

If that was a real insurrection, you dumb motherfucker, where the fuck were the guns? You think that the people who own the most guns of any people in the world are going to have a fucking insurrection, not bring their guns? Number one. Yeah. Okay. And then we say, you know, Trump killed the border. Biden had all this border and he said not to sign it. Yeah, that's because of an omnibus bill with all kinds of shit in it that was talking about sending your, well, not your money because you don't have a job, but

our money over to fucking Ukraine.

Like these people are fucking insane. They're still talking about the very fine people and Trump being a racist. No, bro. You know what's racist? White women telling you how fucking oppressed you are when they're sitting in their little McMansion and they're voting for policy that actually keeps black people handicapped, which is the democratic policy of the modern day Democrats. Whole platform, bro. Yeah.

Oh, but they can't get IDs. Well, do you know how racist you are to think that black people aren't smart enough to get IDs? That's pretty fucking racist. You can't use a computer. Do you know how racist you are saying that black people don't know how to use a computer? Right? Oh, they can't perform as well at jobs, so we got to give them preference at their jobs. That's not racist. That's not saying that black people are inept and they can't handle their own shit.

See, those things to me, they sound racist. That sounds like you have a core belief that black people are less than white people. Right? So let's get clear on what the racism is. The racism is not saying, hey, motherfucker, you can do the same thing everybody else can do. The racism is saying, hey, I know that you're not as smart as me and you're not as capable as me. And I'm going to go to battle for you because it's white guilt, bro. I see you. Yeah. You're heard. You're in a safe spot here.

Fucking idiots, man. Yeah, they fucking, dude, total idiots. Total fucking morons. Can't fix stupid. No, you can't. In 76, there were slaves. No shit. Yeah. Hey, listen. Probably wasn't that bad back then. Crime was probably low. Tyranny was high.

This last one comes from at Laura5775. Andy, I'm going to be real. My vagina has made some really bad decisions in the past. Now that I'm older and wiser, the last thing I'm going to do is vote with my vagina. Real women know it's all true. I don't know what to say to that. It sounds like you need some reparenting of your vagina. Fuck, dude.

Thanks, Laura. I mean, at least there's some common sense there. I'm grateful. Yeah. Okay. Moving on. Good vagina decisions. Yeah.

Hey, man, guys, we appreciate you for being real-ass fans. Thank you guys for liking and commenting. Make sure you guys are subscribed on the tube and hit that bell notification. Stay up to date with the latest episodes. With that being said, let's keep moving to headline number two. This is an interesting one. We've got to follow up on this story, man, because more and more keeps coming out. So let's dive into it. Trump assassination attempts. Text reveal officers were aware of Thomas Crook's 90 minutes before shooting.

Now, this is obviously interesting. There's been talks that they were aware, but now we have some concrete evidence, some real proof coming from subpoenaed text messages from law enforcement. So let's dive into this. So text messages reveal that law enforcement responsible for monitoring former President Trump's Pennsylvania rally spotted his would-be assassin and flagged him to colleagues as suspicious at least 90 minutes before he opened fire.

The text messages obtained by Fox News Digital from Senator Chuck Grassley, who obtained them from Beaver County Emergency Services Unit, show that officers flagged 20 year old Thomas Crooks after he was spotted using a range finder, but did not approach him. And so let's dive into a couple of these. So this is this is the one this is one screenshot image.

And they actually have a picture of Thomas Crooks sitting on this like little concrete stoop thing and there that's them That's the response team inside the building and took the picture. Yeah inside the building and the text message reads kid learning around I believe he meant leaning Kid learning around building. We are in a gr. I believe it a gr is the American glass and

manufacturer building. Um, as you are, I believe it is. I did see him with a range finder looking towards stage FYI. If you want to notify SS or secret service snipers to look out, I lost sight of him. Also a bike with backpack sitting next to it in rear of building that was not seen earlier. And then to which another person responded, uh,

call it in to command and have a uniform check it out.

There was another set of text messages. This came probably an hour before that text message was sent out. 426. That says, quote, someone followed our lead and snuck in and parked by our cars, just so you know. I'm just letting you know because you see me go out with my rifle and put it in my car, so he knows you guys are up there. He's sitting to the direct right on a picnic table about 50 yards from the exit.

to which a Secret Service agent replied with a thumbs up emoji. And then another Secret Service agent replied, Roger that. And so this is interesting. Now, we all know that there's been this FBI investigation that's been going on, right? The same, you know,

agency that has a very great record of investigating things. Um, but Trump has since agreed, um, to, uh, be part, uh, or be interviewed as part of the investigation. Um, former president Donald Trump has agreed to be interviewed by the FBI as part of an investigation into it as attempted assassination in Pennsylvania. Earlier this month, a special agent said on Monday and disclosing how the gunman prior to the shooting had researched mass attacks and explosive devices. Um,

Agent says, quote, We want to get his perspective on what he observed and said Kevin Rojic, the special agent in charge of the FBI's Pittsburgh field office. Quote, It is a standard victim interview like we would do for any other victim of crime under any other circumstances. Now, they have already interviewed 450 people to kind of get a painting of what exactly happened. Still no motive.

Still no confirmation if he was a lone gunman. They're not going to say that. They're not going to say it. What do you think they're going to do? An investigation and then say, oh, guess what, guys? We did it. Right. Right. But here's the thing, you know, and it just dawned on me, you know, Trump's going to be doing this interview about this attempted assassination. But what attempted assassination? Because according to Google, it doesn't exist. Dude.

Dude, did you see that? Isn't that wild? Are you talking about the AI? Bro. How the AI said that it was a fucking fictional event. Fictional event. Fictional event. Is that what you're talking about here? Yeah, bro. It's a bunch. Google searches. No, and then Facebook's doing it. Oh, bro. They're censoring it. In Google, you can't even Google Trump assassination. You have to type it all the way in and hit enter.

Like this. Yeah. This is crazy. The autofill shit? Yeah.

You know, and that's real, too, dude. This is like what I tried it to. And this is 100 percent real. It's real, man. And Donald Trump Jr., he actually posted about this on Twitter. He says, quote, Big Tech is trying to interfere in the election again to help Kamala Harris. We all know this is intentional election interference from Google. Truly despicable. OK, yeah, we know it's despicable, bro. And I like Don Jr. We know it's despicable. But what the fuck are we going to do about it?

You think it's okay for our fucking big tech companies to censor something as serious as an assassination? Who the fuck do these people think they are? But then they call, they say they're the ones that want to remove history. Who are these people that think that it is okay to do this? Like, think how much of an egomaniac, fuck, sociopath, fucking, I'm...

so much higher than the rest of the world. I am untouchable. We'll just fucking edit it out of our fucking search. We'll just fucking put it in our AI that it was fictional. We'll just make it so you get fact-checked when you post the picture of him right after he got shot.

Who, whoever does these things should be in fucking jail. I am so sick of the lies. I am. And I know you all are too. Are we not sick of this shit? Are we not sick of them just lying to our fucking faces and using their tools to change history and change narratives? Like we're a bunch of second class citizens. These people are rich because of us.

These people exist because of us. The politicians that allow this, they have those positions because of us. And they use their power over and over and over again to lie, cheat, steal, manipulate, gaslight all of us. This is absurd shit, bro. The people behind this should be in fucking jail today. They should be arrested today.

Every time they get caught, you know what they say? Oh, it was just a mistake. Well, I'm sure the mistakes all go against our shit and for your shit. Fuck you. That's actually exactly what Facebook says. So obviously this was a coordinated effort, right? I believe a call was sent down to whatever little group comms they have. Hey, I need Google. Everybody get on the same fucking page. No, no, no. Let's reverse it back.

The group call came earlier in this topic. The group call was, hey, we know that kid's there. Don't do anything about it. Right. And then the group call was, let's go ahead and let him go up on stage. All of these people that made these key decisions. These very key decisions. Bro, these people should be arrested today. They should have been arrested weeks ago.

Okay, there is a person who made a decision to not handle that kid There is a person who made a decision to send him up on stage. Anyway, who are those people? What are their names?

Why are they not arrested? Okay, this was not some soy boy fucking basement dwelling nerd who did this on his own. This was a conspiracy to kill the president of the United States. And they're almost acting like it didn't fucking happen. Well, they're just trying to make sure it can't fucking go away. A week later, we're celebrating like Kamala is the savior of the world when she's been a total moron. And everybody...

Bro, even the left two weeks ago was making fun of her and now she's the savior which by the way All of that shit is fake. It's all bots. They had fucking 400 people show up at her fucking rally one of her rallies She just did there was like 60 people at so all of you out there saying oh man She got so much momentum blah blah blah. Yeah, bro. It's all fake but but to the right and to the conservatives and to the moderates who are voting for Trump you better remember

They fucking stole the election with 12 people in Biden's rallies in 2020. So you guys laughing about this and saying, oh my God, this is so embarrassing. They've already stolen an election with worse. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So finishing off on this, though, man. So even Facebook finally comes out and says, oh, it wrongly censored one of their one of the senior senior people executives up at Facebook, this woman by the name of Danny Lever.

She says, yes, this was an error. This fact check was initially applied to a doctored photo showing a Secret Service agent smiling. And in some cases, our systems incorrectly applied that fact check to the real photo. This has been fixed and we apologize for the mistake. So sure. Yeah, whatever. You ever notice that those mistakes of the censorship are always against the

The Trump side and not the fucking other side. No, no, no. These people are fucking fucks. Completely, man. Bro, I am just so sick of these people thinking that they have the right to

to impose their will and cheat and lie and steal manipulate to get their way in this country bro that is not a democracy that is not a constitutional republic that is not a free and fair society these people are criminals and we need to stop tolerating their criminal guys jumping on this conversation let us know what you guys think down in the comments

With that being said, man, let's go check out this third and final headline. We got to head overseas again. We're going to go to Venezuela. Let's go check on Venezuela, man. This headline reads, Venezuelan communist tyrant Maduro learns tricks from U.S. Democrats. Blocked election observers from access to ballot counting rooms. Where has that? That's been done before. Oh, yeah. Don't you remember that in 2020 when they were putting up paper in the windows? Oh, like this? Yeah.

We're kicking them out? Eight attorneys, I think it was eight attorneys, enter your appearance on this. I don't understand why eight attorneys need to evaluate this order. I did it all by myself. It says that no later than 10:30 today, you're to follow the election code and my people, my clients,

representatives are to be within six feet of the process. We have read the order and we are complying with the order and we will discuss it with you in a little bit. The compliance is six feet. What would that compliance look like if there were no instructors? That's right.

They just ignore court orders. Completely. I know. And then they say, oh, it's a conspiracy. You guys are crazy. That didn't happen. They didn't steal an election. They put fucking paper up on the window. They fucking at 1030, 1130 at night. The fucking election was over, bro. And we all woke up and Biden won. And the curve goes straight up. You mean to tell me he got a million fucking votes down Trump to get one in the course of three hours?

bro. And then they just ignored the orders. They just ignored them. That woman right there should be in fucking prison. 100%. And the thing is, man, it looks like Venezuela just took, took their playbook and ran with it, man, because that's exactly what it looks like has happened in Venezuela. Um, to where, you know, even Javier Mille, the, the leader of Argentina, uh, chimed in on this. He put out a tweet saying, um, uh,

And this was translated. But he says, dictator Maduro out. Venezuelans chose to end the communist dictatorship of Nicolas Maduro. The data announces a crushing victory for the opposition and the world is waiting for it to recognize defeat after years of socialism, misery, decadence and death. Argentina is not going to recognize another fraud and hopes that the armed forces this time will defend democracy and the popular freedom advances in Latin America.

Now, apparently they, uh, you know, after he closed the ballots, he closed the, uh, the places where the elections, uh, the actual election polls themselves Maduro did and use the state police to do it. Um,

He's now announcing that it was a 51% in his favor It's like you know, but that's not what the exit polls show in fact the exit polls Are showing that it was a 66% for Edmundo Gonzalez who was the opposition leader and only 30% for Maduro and

It's super interesting. So they cheated 36% of the vote. 36%. And they just closed the poll. Yeah. And everybody here thinks that Trump's got in the bag. Dude. You guys are insane, dude. These people will, these are the same communists that are here, by the way. They're all globally coordinated. Yeah. Yeah. And so, you know, and he's, uh, he's took power and called, uh, called, called, called victory essentially. Um, yeah.

So interesting because, you know, again, like it looks very, very similar to what they did here. Now, this is both Wisconsin and Michigan in 2020. Bro, isn't that infuriating to look at? Like looking at this graph and then thinking about what we've had to deal with for the last four years. And look at the space between Trump and Biden's curve without that spike.

Like Trump was beating his ass and then they just fucking shut off Trump shit and cheated. Dump it. Yeah. And then they acted like you're insane for saying something about it. Dude, I'm not going to. I'm not. And I haven't ever been. But like you guys, the rest of you, you have to get pissed off. You have to give vocal.

Okay, they are counting on you to shut up when they say, oh, you're just a conspiracy theorist. What are you talking about? You're crazy. What do you mean J6 was fake? Look at what he did. What do you mean the election was stolen? You're a domestic terrorist. Like, dude. That's completely normal. Yeah, that's totally normal. Totally normal that that...

If you're listening on audio, you need to come to this timestamp and look at the graph and then think about what you've been through the last four years because of this. You know the worst part about all of this, Andy? You want to know what the icing on the cake is with this here? It's the U.S. response to the Venezuelan election. Didn't fucking Kamala praise it? U.S. calls on the Venezuelan government to release specific data on election.

saying senior Biden administration officials on Monday said Venezuelan election authorities must release the detailed precinct level results from the election. Oh, so we can question their elections. But anytime anybody questions our elections, you're a terrorist. We're domestic terrorists. Yeah.

Get the fuck out of here. And it's interesting, man, because again, like same playbooks. This is them covering to look like, see? See, we hold standards on this. We believe in that election integrity. Didn't Kamala say something about this, I thought? I thought she said something about like praising the dude. It's an our text group. Oh, yeah, I see it. I see it. What did she say? I'm about to pull it up. Give me one second. Yeah. Yeah. No, she did. This was her tweet from the official VP of...

official twitter she said quote the united states stands with the people of venezuela who expressed their voice in today's historic presidential election the will of the venezuelan people must be respected despite the many challenges we will continue to work toward a more democratic prosperous and secure future for the people of venezuela yeah so apparently they're not on that's not saying anything yeah that's not saying anything that's a that's a no comment comment

Which she's excellent at. Oh, yeah, she's great at those. United States is great because it's states that are united. That's basically her entire platform. Yeah.

But and it is interesting because again like you like you mentioned but like this is a global communist effort And they do the same shit everywhere mm-hmm, and I think it's I think it's hilarious Well, I mean you remember what just happened in France right right? But it's like I mean if we look at yeah with the snap election and shit with Macron in them right and it's like but even just look at the last week of Kamala Harris like take her for example and

All of a sudden, she's seeing this massive spike in support. Allegedly. Right? Allegedly. Which is what they want you to believe. Right? Until you dig into it. Polls, she's up 10 plus points. What's happening? She's raising $200 million in a week. It's complete bullshit.

It's complete bullshit. And they're saying that 66% of her donations from the last week, they come from first-time contributors. And white dudes for Kamala Harris. White dudes and white women. Have you seen this fucking clip? Yes. Ariel Fodor, affectionately known as Mrs. Frazzle to her combined audience of over 1.5 million followers, is here to help gentle parent us through this election. Thank you. Hi, everybody.

Wait, wait, what is that? That's the typical fucking leftist stupid shit. Wait, what is that? Hold on. What is she doing with her head? 0.5 million followers is here to help gentle parent us through this election.

Thank you. Hi, everybody. I am so honored to speak today. I am like shaking to just be among such incredible company. We are here because as if you were here earlier, you've heard BIPOC women have tapped us in as white women to step up, listen and get involved this election season. This is a really important. They've tapped you in like.

like a fucking wrestling match. - Yeah, tag team. They dialed in the Karens, they found them at the brunch. - Keep going. - This is a really important time and we all need to use our voices and influence for the greater good. No matter who you are, you are all influencers in some way.

So tonight, I'm going to share some do's and don'ts for getting involved in politics online and navigating the toxicity that comes with it. And spoiler alert, as much as the toxicity can come from the outside, it can come from us too.

So first, don't isolate yourself. We can do our best work when we're in community together like we are tonight because the toxic feels smaller when we support each other. But don't make it about yourself. As white women, we need to use our privilege to make positive changes. If you find yourself talking over or speaking for BIPOC individuals or, God forbid, correcting them, just take a beat. And instead, we can put our listening ears on.

So do learn from and amplify the voices of those who have been historically marginalized and use the privilege you have in order to push for systemic change. As white people, we have a lot to learn and unlearn. So do check your blind spots. You are responsible for your algorithm, believe it or not. Okay. These are the women. These are the white women.

who are voting for the party that is going to send your children to war to die for this country. These are the women who are going to vote for the party that are going to ruin you economically and ruin this country. These women

By watching this for 30 seconds, you can tell this is the dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth who doesn't know a goddamn thing about what she's talking about. And she is on there gushing because she's so anti-racist that she could speak for BIPOC people. Okay? Now, these are the people.

That sit at brunch and talk about the goings on of the world and out liberal each other in every sense of the of the way. These are the people, this person right here who thinks that black people can't get a fucking computer and black people can't get a fucking ID and black people need special privileges because they aren't smart enough to succeed on their own, which is I don't know what's more racist than that.

Okay, these people right here inherently believe that they are better, smarter, and more effective than black people. And they are coming to black people's rescue. Okay, and then these people believe that if they vote for this other party and we go to war, that you and your fucking kids should go fight the war for them. Now, I want you to think about that. Just think about it. That's what we're dealing with.

Okay, we are dealing with people who have no problem being uneducated, have no problem saying whatever they think is emotionally correct because these people don't deal with any of the fucking consequences. Do you know who deals with the consequences? You.

The taxpayer, you, the regular American family who has to send your kid to fucking war to fight for the policies that these people who don't know shit believe in. It's fucking infuriating. These people...

This is why I say, unless you have a fucking W-2 and you have a job and you collect fucking a paycheck and pay taxes, you should not be able to vote because that would eliminate half of these people automatically. By default. Yes. Thank you, white women. Bro, listen, dude. I don't understand. I mean, obviously, you know, I am not a fucking black man, but I don't really understand how...

Any black person could look at these people and think, man, those people are really on my side. They're really for me. They really love me. Dude. I want to know who was the black person that tapped them in. That didn't happen. These people insert themselves. They're taking them on themselves. Listen, bro. These people insert themselves because they grow up in such...

a soft place in the world that they feel like it's their duty, which, by the way, a soft place in the world that they did nothing to create. Nothing. So their parents or their situation or where they were born was so cush and so soft, they feel guilty about it.

And they want to fucking help everybody else. And they don't realize that they're actually super racist. And they actually hurt these people because they advocate for the party that has victimized inner city black people for 60 fucking years.

They come in every two years, every four years and say, hey, guys, it's the white guy's fault. We're going to fix it. And then they go and they get all this legislation passed and then they filter the money back to themselves. And it doesn't make it to the schools and it doesn't make it to the infrastructure and it doesn't make it to the community. And then the same people come back next year and they say, yeah, we were going to do it. But the fucking Republicans, bro, and the white men, they fucked it up.

And they do this over and over and over again. Yes. Do the same shit, man. Listen. They're out of their fucking mind, man. No, bro.

People, men and boys go to war because of people like this who will never have to fight anything. They'll never have to face anything. And we're going to go to fucking war for this dumb bitch who doesn't know shit, who's gushing because she has 1.2 million followers. And, you know, it's our job to, you know, protect the BIPOCs.

The fucking BIPOCs. The fucking BIPOCs. You mean the fucking Americans? Yeah, right. They live in the fucking, you mean the American people that happen to live in the cities. Right.

Like, bro, we're Americans. We're not white. We're not black. We're not fucking yellow. We're not fucking gay. We're not straight. We're fucking Americans. You go anywhere else on earth, we're Americans. They hate us the same. Okay? They hate us equally. Yeah.

Fucking we got dumbasses like this who came up in the liberal fucking indoctrinated system who think they're hyper intelligent. Bro. And like, I mean, it's even, have you seen this one? This lady? Oh, God.

No, but I would like to see it. Holy shit. Yes, let's see this. Let's check this one out. I am the bear. I can't wait to see what comes out of this thing's fucking mouth. I don't know who needs this reminder, but apparently a lot of y'all do. I am not a man. I am not assigned male at birth. Shocking. I am an assigned female at birth, femme, non-binary person.

If there is a choice between a man and a bear, I'm the one that gets to choose. Also, so it's not a choice, stop fucking saying, "Oh my god, I would totally choose the bear over you," just because I'm standing up for liberation, okay? You don't get to choose between me and the bear, okay? I get to choose between a man and a bear. And if anything, I am the fucking bear that will tear apart the man who hurts you. Do you understand me? Like,

And the fact that men do not understand why we would choose the bear literally just proves everything. Stop treating me like I'm a man. Also, I spent the majority of my life being read and treated as a woman, and I still do. So seriously, stop treating me like a man. Do you understand me? Well, hold on. Also, it doesn't even matter what I was assigned. So she just said.

I spent the majority of my life being treated as a woman, and I still do. And the next thing out of her mouth was stop treating me like a man. So which is it, bitch? Or sir? Or bear? Whatever the fuck you are. When I was assigned at birth, but it does matter how I was socialized as. Honestly, it does matter. And I was socialized as female, okay? I was socialized as a woman, and I hold all of those traits all the way through. I will never choose the man because I will always choose the fucking bear.

Definitely not mental illness. Apparently there was a poll that went out and they polled women. Who would you rather be stuck in the middle of the woods with, a man or a bear? I guess she got some crap from the other days.

From that she got some clout. You're not supposed to have some crap from them. Yeah, you're not supposed to vote. That's what I listen lady, but it's interesting You don't want to be looked at as a man take all the shit out of your fucking face and get a fucking femme haircut and shave Okay, second. Yeah Secondly, you might want to check yourself because you sound mentally retarded. All right, and if that offends you I'm sorry, but that is what she sounds like don't be mentally. Yeah, and and third of all again

You know, I would choose the bear over the man. But, you know, war cracks off and these bitches are in the kitchen making sandwiches and shit. Not only that. Well, maybe. How's that? Does it work? You sure about that? Bro, you know what these people need, bro?

They need violence. Yeah. They need to experience violence. If any of these people had experienced a little bit of violence in their life, even a fucking fist fight, they wouldn't talk like this. They wouldn't act like this. No. That's one of the greatest things about MMA is that it humbles the fuck out of you. You realize that in any, this is why men behave differently than women.

Men go through their entire day understanding that if I say the wrong thing or if I do the wrong thing, there's a potential that that man standing two feet away from me might punch me in the fucking face. Might not like it. So I'm going to be respectful of that man. And I'm going to, you know, we might have a disagreement and I'm going to say some shit, but I realize that there is a line. There's a line that if I step over, I am risking violence.

Women do not understand that. They do not understand that. That's why they get so chirpy. That's why they talk so much shit. That's why they do shit like this or they get online and advocate for causes that do not fucking benefit their male counterparts at all.

at all, they don't think about how much harder it's going to be in the economy. They don't think about how much harder their brother or their dad or their husband's going to have to work to make ends meet. They don't think about, fuck, if we go to war because of this, man, it might be my dad or it might be my son or it might be this or it might be that. They don't think about these things because they've never experienced any violence at all.

Any. They haven't even seen it. And you know why they haven't experienced violence? Because of men. Because men are protecting them. But men are shit. But men are shit. But men are... I'd rather hang out with the bear.

You know what I'm saying? Like, bro, this is fucking bullshit. And all you fucking feminists, you're full of shit too. Because you advocate for women and women and women and women and women. And then you're going to say you're going to vote for fucking Kamala when Kamala won't even fucking tell you what a woman is until she's fucking running for president. Then it's first... I'm the first woman. That's something I just can't rectify in my brain. I think a lot about it. Like...

How can you be a woman that claims to care about women to vote for a woman who can't tell you what a woman is? How can you do that? And then not only can she not tell you what a woman is, unless it's about getting the first woman into the presidency, they allow men to come into your sports and to come into your locker rooms and to come into your spaces and pretend that

they are women while they erase everything that a woman is, but you're still wanting to vote for them because they're the first woman. Now it's important. How does this make sense, dude? How does it make sense? Where are like, where is the fucking critical thinking at all? I got more to say, but I ain't gonna say it. Cause like, it's just after dark. Yeah. It's just not like, look, bro. I think most women get it, but there's a segment of women that other women don't

who get it need to stand up to and tell them to shut the up agreed you know no i'm being serious bro all you normal women who have normal lives and respect men and love your brother and your dad and your husband and your boyfriend and you know you care about this country even a little bit you better realize that there is a group of women out there that are going to

ruin the goddamn country for real because they don't understand what I'm talking about at all. And they feel it's their place to posture and virtue signal. And all this virtue signaling by all these privileged fucking women is going to get your dad or your son or your brother in deep shit. And it's going to make their lives a lot fucking harder. And what needs to happen here is regular American women need to tell these women to shut the fuck up forcefully if have to.

Yeah. Imagine your fucking kids going to fucking war and dying because of that fucking crazy bitch's point of view, which doesn't even make sense that she's only talking about because she wants to be popular on social media and accepted with her brunch friends. And your fucking kids are going to have to go fight a fucking war in the middle of a fucking sandbox that we shouldn't even be in. It's infuriating, dude. Yeah.

I mean, that's a lot of people, man. They think they're more like they think that they're so entitled to their opinions and that their opinions are so right because you got a few followers or whatever the case is. No, ladies, shut up. I think there's like she does like one of those. She's one of those ladies that do like the the kid shows. That's where her influence comes from. You know, she's like one of those like Miss Rachel type girls.

I don't know who that is. I don't care. Here's what I care about, bro. I care about our men not having a country that claims to be free be much harder and not free than it should be. And it's happening because of these fucking white middle class, upper middle class women who were born into this situation where they feel guilty and they feel like they got a virtue signal. All this shit doesn't make any fucking sense. They're the useful idiots of the Communist Party, bro. That's exactly what they are.

Okay, like and it's dangerous because it's gonna get real people fucking killed for them Oh, we're gonna go over there and fight for democracy for whose democracy Anyway, yeah guys jumping on this conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think I'd like to see how tough these chicks are when the fucking war breaks out and they're told they got to go fight on the front lines We'll see how fucking much you want to be with the bear bitch

You see what I'm saying? Bro, these people are full of shit. Our country and our society has gotten too soft. They don't understand what real hardship is. They've never had to fight for a meal. They've never experienced violence. They've never experienced being completely poor. They don't understand it. And so this is where all of this bullshit comes from. If you saw someone get shot in the fucking face or stabbed in the face or fucking killed right in front of you, you'd think differently. I've seen those things. You've seen those things. Fuck, dude.

Real women need to stand up to those women. Guys, ladies, jump in on this conversation down in the comments. Let us know what you guys think. With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck. This is where we bring a headline in. We talk about it. It'll get one of those two options. Andy, I know you want to go...

Want to go deep sea fishing, right? You like to do that shit. I like deep sea fishing. Yeah. I've genuinely been trying to think about it. Bro, it's awesome. Yeah. I'm not even like a hunter outdoors type guy because I love animals, as you guys know. But I like sushi too.

I listen I don't know what it is but like I don't look at fish the same as I look at other animals and I might be wrong and it might be bad but I'm glad that I do because I like to eat it you know I'm saying like and I like catching it's fun I normally I look at little animals I'm like fuck that thing's got feelings and shit I just don't look at fish like that you're like fuck that's some good nigiri yeah and I know it's not I know it's wrong but like bro it's the food chain yeah

You know what I'm saying? But like, I don't like, like, yeah, I get it. Yeah, I get it, man. Like, fuck, dude, I cried for fucking three days over my fucking pet duck I had for four months. You know what I'm saying? Like, I love animals, dude. I love them more than people, way more than people. That's probably why it upsets me so much. Yeah.

Yeah, I've been trying to put some more genuine thought into going fishing with you. Let's go, dude. Yeah, until I saw- Bro, we have a bunch of captains and shit that will take us. I know, until I saw this video, this fucking clip.

where headline reads, a breaching whale capsized a boat, tossing two people overboard off New Hampshire coast. Bro, I saw this. Yeah, I don't think I want to do it. This is crazy. I don't think I want to do it. Two people were thrown overboard by a whale while boating off the coast of New Hampshire on Tuesday, the Coast Guard said. A video of the incident shows the whale breaching or shooting out of the water and landing on the boat, capsizing it. Here's the clip.

Dang. Bro, fuck that. Look at him. Right there? That kid's like, oh, shit. That's a black person move right there. What? No, he's going to get him. You got to get the fuck about? No, he's leaving. No, he's going to get him, dude. We got to get the fuck out of here. Yeah.

Yeah, man, that's uh That that's some crazy shit, bro. Here's the thing when we go deep-sea fishing We don't go in a little boat like that. We go in like a bit. I need a big big. Yeah It's like a hundred hatteras boat with a basement. They got basements. All right. Yeah. Yeah, no

No chains and shit down there, but just normal basement. Bro, I'm telling you. Bathroom air conditioning. Listen, I'm cushy. I like luxury shit. I want some air conditioning in that bitch. They do got air conditioning. They got beers. They got sodas. They got food. It's fucking awesome. I'm down to go. It just can't be no little boat, bro. No, you don't go in a little boat. Look at that fucking wheel, bro. No, bro. You go in a huge boat. You go with like 10 people. It's fucking awesome. All right. Yeah, that's crazy, dude. Bro. There's two guys on that boat, man.

I guarantee you they shit themselves. Oh, guaranteed. I don't think the whale, like that's not a sperm whale. That's a blue whale, I think. I don't know. I'm sure it didn't mean it. Bro, I'm going to tell you. No, I think it was just an accident. But like, dude, I went to Cabo last year. I'm actually going here in like three weeks again. But they have like a whale watching. Dude, it's crazy how big these things are. How big these fucking whales are? Like I never saw them before until I went down there and saw like,

They're big. Yeah. I also don't fuck with sharks and shit too though. Like I don't want to have to deal with sharks. So wherever we go fishing, it can't be like any sharks. Why? Shark fishing is like a specific thing that you do. Yeah. I don't, it's a different kind of fishing. I don't want that. Yeah. Well, I'll take it where there's no sharks. All right. I know the spots in the ocean where there's none. I'll make sure we go. There's no radar and shit, man. Right. Yeah. I don't know how that shit works. Yeah. So sonar. Yes. I think they use sonar and radar. Hmm.

I think radar for the weather, sonar for underwater. Radar's for the weather. Got it. Okay. All right. Sorry, I'm not a veterinarian. Yeah, I can't tell you what a woman is. Bro, how fucking stupid is that? Like, really think about that. It's so stupid. Like, think about how mind-bending that is. I'm for women, and I'm going to vote for a woman because she's a woman, but that woman can't tell me what a woman is, and then that woman also puts all kinds of men in my spaces, and

Like, what the fuck? Best choice we got. Yeah. All right, man. Like, how can you connect those dots? Like, how can you connect that? They're not supposed to be connected. Yeah, how can you even think that's intelligent? Like, how... Listen, dude, I'm not trying to be mean, but how fucking stupid do you have to be to, like, think that? Oops, sorry. You know, and, like, this woman with the bear... Bro, you're mentally ill. You're fucking 30 years old wearing pink fucking overalls like you're fucking...

Miss fucking whatever the rainbow bright bitch, you know, like from when we were kids when I was a kid, which was 100 years ago.

Stop treating me like a man. Everybody treated me like a woman my whole life, and they still do. But like I said, stop treating me like a- And then I call myself non-binary, and everybody thinks I'm a man now. Well, oh, shit. You look weird as fuck, bro. You got piercings all over your fucking face and a stupid-ass man haircut and those stupid rounds. You all look the same, and that's another thing. Why do they all look the same? I don't know what that is. Why do they all look the same? I don't know.

Why do they look the same? And they're all nonconformists. That's another thing I don't get. I'm a nonconformist, but I look the same as all the other nonconformists. You don't understand that you conform by nonconforming? Like, that's a whole thing. You know, it's like the motherfuckers that used to wear, like, what's that...

Store in the mall. Oh Spencer topics. Yeah, like I've got a hot topics cuz I'm a rebel I don't bro and then like hot topics most popular store in the mall I'm the I see a million you motherfuckers walking around y'all look the fucking same you look like goth Harry Potter same shoes Yeah, bro, same attitude. I don't like anything. I hate people. I hate everybody No, nobody understands me authenticity. Nobody understands you so much. There's an entire fucking store built for you I

My mom never let me go to Hot Topic. I'm glad because you would have definitely wore the shit. Tonight is being like mine. A hip hop. All right, these are inside jokes now. Now we're losing people. All right. Hey, motherfuckers. Thumbs down. Thumbs down for the Wells? Yeah, I feel bad. They all survived. I'll say thumbs up. All right, thumbs up. Guys, A&E.

That's all I got. Stop with your crazy shit so I can live my life and share the show.