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Hey y'all, it's Greg. Welcome to Pillows and Beer Besties. I'm here joined with Nick Norris filling in for Austin Kroll today. Again, wherever he may be now, he's I guess had the flu for a while. He's not feeling well. He wasn't at the gym again today, but that's not going to keep us from hanging with y'all.
Man, it's good to be back with y'all. That song makes me feel happy. Listen to this. Hope everyone's having a great day. What's up, Nick? What's up, Nick? What's going on? I will say, and it's not the flu by any means, but I think you talked about it last time. It is that time of year, though, where my allergies are in full swing right now. I'm just getting eaten alive by whatever pollen's out there.
I've been, I got allergy medicine in my car and I got it inside. It's funny because we were designing new candles for our, we did our holiday candles yesterday, which we will be testing out in July for Christmas in July. And they're great. They're three wick candles and they're awesome. But yeah,
I fortunately remembered, like I grabbed the Zyrtec as I was running out of my house and I took one on my way there. And I was like, thank God. Cause this morning I met with my landscaper. We're getting stuff, some stuff ready for the spring. And I like couldn't, I mean, I was a mess. Yeah, no, it's, I get it for pretty much now. And then like end of April, I just get, it just gets worse and worse. Like my, it's the, my eyes are the worst part.
that's where i really get it i just like and i just have to pretty much wear sunglasses or else i just rub them wrong but anyways does uh medicine help you i mean it does a little bit in like my congestion stuff like i have no spray and zyrtec like whatever the flonase or whatever it is um no spray but uh yeah that helps like nose and throat but my eyes like even if i use um
eye drops they're still just wrecked yeah the eye the eyes are a pain because they can just get so itchy uh but i don't get that too often which is good i only get that around like if i'm around dogs too much um it'll happen yeah but not terribly um i mean i am allergic to dogs i took allergy shots growing up it's dust dust mites and dogs um
And I can get used to a dog though, which is good. But if I'm around a brand new dog, kind of a mess. And like if the dog's dirty. So like I had a flight the other day and like the smell of dogs doesn't bother me, but I smelt them. And like they were already on before me and I still smelled the dog. Just that like musty, like never bathed. And yeah.
I was across the aisle from them. They were sitting on the window on the other side. And fortunately, like I didn't think of it until I went to my nose like the first time and I was like, yep. And I stood up before the plane took off and took an allergy pill and I was fine. But yeah, it can get me every once in a while, but I, I just deal with it. Not too bad, which is usually people are allergic to cats and not dogs, but I'm actually not allergic to cats.
That's a win. So I did see yesterday and we got a lot of comments about it was yesterday or two days ago that the limo is now officially gone. Yeah, limo is gone. It never turned into what we wanted it to be because it's funny. It's like a case of like doing something right. You know, we we bought.
a limo that had over 300,000 miles on it. And it didn't really work, which we were, we didn't have all of the information. We thought it was perfectly fine. It was like, oh, it's just been kept in a garage and never used. But I put like 10 grand into it to fix it up. And it
I ended up, I was able to find insurance for it, carrier insurance. But I didn't feel something in my gut, like something in my heart told me not to rent it out to people. Yeah. Yeah. I just, I used it. I let the kids in the community take it to prom. I let Anna Hayward and Graham use it for a birthday. But just something in me was like, it's not worth it.
yeah it just breaks down the side of the road on like a bachelorette weekend and then it's just all over yeah or someone gets hurt you know and so because you know it was only 2006 but which i guess is almost 20 years but i think we should have just bought if we wanted to do the transportation company we should have bought like a 50 000 limo and trusted the equipment because the demand were there so many of our besties wanted to
Use the PMU limo. Oh, my God. I think we'd have printed money when people during the peak holiday travel season. Yeah, I mean, that was the goal. But when it was time to pull the trigger, I just didn't feel – I felt too much responsibility. Theory, reality. I'm glad I'm getting a little – it sat in the driveway for about six months too long. I'm getting better at not being a hoarder.
And then I pulled the trigger. I was like, Anna Hayward limos got to be gone. Like if you sell it, you can have, you know, 10% of what you sell it for or donate it. But that was back in November. But that's when the charity was like, we don't have a way to get, get it here. Cause it costs too much to tow. And then I was like, well, yeah, we'll just pay for the towing. So anyway, it's gone now.
It feels great. I've replaced it with a dumpster in the driveway because I'm a huge fan of dumpsters. Let me tell you that. I love dumpsters. Craig's the redneck of his community. Yeah, I am. And it's funny because if you look past the eight-foot fence, it's like a gorgeous Florida resort back there. But the front yard, even Paige last weekend was like, Craig, what are we going to do about the front yard? And
You know, Kev, my landscaper, was here today, and he's like, hey, I'm waiting to pull the trigger. But it's just not good. I'm just – because I'm going to redo everything. Like, the driveway's got to come up. You know, it's old. It's cracking. I mean, it will – like, I love looking out my sliding glass door at my backyard. I want to feel that when I pull up to my front yard, and I know it from the neighbors, too. It's just – it's not –
it's i'll probably pull pull that trigger in july but so i have a dumpster there now because it makes cleaning up so easy like you know my house is out of the construction phase it's into you know that next phase but there's a lot of cleanup and a lot of stuff i don't need and your trash can can only fit so much and then it ends up like piling up in your garage
And you're like, all right, well, what am I going to do with all this shit? Like that you can't give away. And so I have like a 12 foot dumpster delivered and it makes it so fun. I opened the garage door and I just launched shit into the dumpster. And I'm like, yeah.
Like, and so renting a dumpster makes cleaning out your house, like spring cleaning so much easier. I'm telling you, if you can afford like a couple hundred bucks for the dumpster, um, like I have a screen, I have old screens that I found in the podcast room addict where you're just like, it just sits there and sits there and sits there. And you're like, well, it doesn't fit in the trash can. I guess I could leave it on the street. Nope. They're
They're gone now. Anyway, we're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back. I would like to talk to you about one of our sponsors, Timeline Nutrition, and one product in particular, MitoPure. MitoPure is one of the first products to offer a precise dose of urolithin A to help upgrade your mitochondrial function, help increase cellular energy, and help improve muscle strength and endurance. I've started taking it recently and have started to tell that there is definitely when I work out or I'm active.
But MitoPure does more than just help with my muscles. It can help with health stand as well. I want to be one of those granddads one day that you see in the video of him swinging his grandkid around. I want to rely on myself for as long as I possibly can. One way to think of MitoPure is that they are in your cells, chomping up the damaged mitochondria that makes you feel old and tired and helping to recycle it into new healthy ones.
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Taking two soft gels a day for two months and you could see significant improvements in your cellular energy, muscle strength, and endurance. After four months of taking Mito Pure, you might feel yourself getting stronger, recovering faster after a workout, and experiencing less inflammation, all part of your healthier aging routine, which is honestly amazing.
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some taylor swift stuff and i don't know the full story um but i just what i can advocate for is general decorum uh i feel like that's what's missing in today's society like manners dressing nice and carrying yourself well saying please and thank you uh like no like just treating people like human beings uh nice to see you
Yeah. Like discipline and general decorum is not what's holding you back or keeping you down. And honestly, it gets you ahead. It gets you way further ahead and it adds up. Or at least it used to. What? I said, at least it used to. No, I mean, look, you look people not like I, for me, like, like when I'm in the sky club, you know, and they come around to clean your plate or take it and throw it in the trash or like,
like I'll throw my own stuff away or like say thank you to the custodians. And as much as we want to say that it doesn't work anymore, like it comes around. And even if it's only one out of a hundred people that it comes around, it does. And also it just makes you feel better. But like, I look, this is a, um,
Not an opinion on Tom Sandoval at all, but an opinion on something that he said. He recently was doing like an after show type interview, I think with Schwartz. And he was doing like the best way to give a homeless person money and it not be self-serving. And he was like, you just walk up and you say, hey, can you hold this? And you give them the money.
And then run away. And I said, actually, that's not what you should do. You should walk up. And a big thing that I learned, because a lot of people don't know this, but I do actually do a lot with the homeless. People don't touch them and they don't have physical touch from other humans. And you might have to take a second to think about
about that and look I know germs are an issue and not everyone wants to touch a stranger but if you do go up to a homeless person and you shake their hand and say hello you can instantly see an almost tear-jerking reaction from them and then if you're not comfortable doing that even if you are comfortable doing that ask them their name
And so, you know, the handshake might be a little much for most people, but if you, no matter where you are, if you are going to give someone money or even if you can't, you say, Hey, what's your name? And it'll take them back for a second. Cause they're not used to that because they're not being treated as humans. Sometimes, um, again, they're put in another category. It's like, well, yeah, it's a homeless person, but sometimes my empathetic side is
gets to me and I can't imagine, like I've been stuck at a gas station before and I'm like, anyway, you just ask them what their name is and they say like Mary or John and you say, all right, John, have a nice day. Like good luck, you know, good luck out there. And then you walk away. Um, and that's how you give a homeless person money or food, ask them their name and say, good luck. At least that's what I've been told by my friends who, um,
are homeless and uh i actually i wonder if the show will ever feature that um but i don't do it for that reason so we don't really ever film that but anyway that just the the news and all of this has just done such a great job of convincing everyone that everyone hates each other when honestly i don't know i travel weekly
And everywhere I go, people are being nice to each other and just acting like humans. You see people are disgruntled every once in a while, but hold the door for someone. Yeah, that's my biggest thing. It's not that hard. No. And hey, I'm a half New Yorker now or partial, whatever. But you really sometimes see people are in such a hustle up there that sometimes they even forget.
and uh i think it goes a long way just to you know or like where like when you're going on an airplane like i know people want to be comfortable or like go in public but take care of yourself you know oh no i'm sweat i'm sweatpants and a hoodie on an airplane yeah i guess it's a but shower you know like yeah i don't know well i saw one of my buddies like posted a story that he was like
I guess he got there, it was a 6 a.m. flight. So he was like, they need to put a gym in the airport. I was like, that is a terrible idea because no one's going to shower after working out and the whole plane's going to stink. They have them actually. It's funny. I've seen them and been like, who in the world would work out at the gym? But now I get it. There's one person. There you go. Yeah. And I guess I'm in that position now, but you know,
Like there's a reason lawyers wear suits to court. You know, there's a reason like high finance, high wall street people wear ties. And I don't know the appropriate name for the women's dress stuff, but they dress up and because you perform at that certain level. Yeah. It's just, it's real. And so, you know, I remember, um,
Like I dress, I wore a tie to take my bar exam. You know, like I wore a full suit to take my bar exam. And there was only two of us that did it. I used to dress up. Well, you dress to, for the job that you want. Like you, it gets you in the appropriate mindset. It has a mental aspect to it. Like if you put a suit on, like you,
it's just like putting your tennis shoes on. If you're trying to go to the gym, as soon as you put your shoes on and I have a bad habit of wearing my shoes in the house, but you wear your shoes on and all of a sudden it's like, go time. If you put a tie on, like it's gonna get your mindset, right? What? What's wrong with wearing your shoes in the house? It's dirty. I I'm trying to make it a,
a resolution to not anymore. Like in New York, like I'm like, the heck did I just walk through on the streets? Okay. Well, that's fair enough. That makes a little bit more sense. Yeah. I mean, there's page has a neighbor. God knows what I'm supposed to say now.
that's from yeah no the continent's asia so she has an a neighbor from asia can i say that yes she's asian that's okay she's asian yeah okay she speaks mandarin like i've been in the elevator rather but they keep their shoes outside of their door and i was like i i think i think they have something figured out because honestly like that's old school
Yeah, but it's, I get it. Like, I don't know. And then you can have like slippers for inside your house and New York, like being in New York has got me there. But like, you're also going to be taken more serious. Like if you walk into a lawyer's office and he or she is not dressed up and they're just in casual clothes, you are immediately, no matter what, going to think that they're not as good as the lawyer that's dressed up.
Like when I used to intern and I would wear, I always wore like, you know, like, or like a speeding ticket. Like I would wear a suit to court. Like you're going to be taken seriously and people treat you better. Um, I'm not trying to stray. I'm just trying to say like, if you dress up and go out for the day, like you're going to be in a better mood. Um, I just, I don't know. I, I guess I see the fabric of society kind of deteriorating. Um,
I think there's an agenda behind it. The more that we're convinced that we're the bad guys and everyone hates each other, we as in like your fellow neighbor, person living down the street that maybe doesn't agree on politics with you, the more that we think each other are the enemy, the easier you are to be controlled and the easier it is for the government to just...
do whatever it would like with your tax money. And you have no clue because you're more worried about who Bobby's voting for. I mean, it's genius. It's brilliant. But the more distracted people are, you're just giving power to people. But I don't know. Anyway, we're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back.
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It can help with health stand as well. I want to be one of those granddads one day that you see in the video of him swinging his grandkid around. I want to rely on myself for as long as I possibly can. One way to think of Mito Pure is that they are in your cells, chomping up the damaged mitochondria that makes you feel old and tired and helping to recycle it into new healthy ones.
Mitochondria, our cell's power generators, are one of the key influences in how we age. However, as the years pass, mitochondrial efficiency naturally declines, representing a large gap in the quality of life we expect in our later years and the one we experience.
Taking two soft gels a day for two months and you could see significant improvements in your cellular energy, muscle strength, and endurance. After four months of taking Mito Pure, you might feel yourself getting stronger, recovering faster after a workout, and experiencing less inflammation, all part of your healthier aging routine, which is honestly amazing.
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Get your first month free at greenlight.com slash pod. Greenlight.com slash pod. Welcome back to Pillows and Beer. It just feels... Again, I'm coming from a place where I'm traveling. I'm seeing a lot of different cities and stuff. And it's not everyone. It's not everywhere. It's just sometimes you see people and you're like, I don't know. Just wish people took better care of themselves. Like, you know, it's...
I will say on your attorney thing that I do know an attorney that wears like jeans and a button up to depositions when he's going in against like newer attorneys that are all suited up just to throw them off when he walks in. I mean, to like actual court, he'll go in a full suit, but he'll wear just like jeans and just whatever. But that goes to my point because your clothes are...
they're eliciting a response. Like what are you, whether you like it or not, we, everyone our age still grew up in a time where clothes mattered and like you wore uniform and stuff. And so, you know, like inherently you're going to judge someone if they're dressed for the job or not. Now, now coming from the complete opposite side of the spectrum, like,
This is for professional kind of manners. And like, if you want to be, have a responsible day, the best thing in the world is when you're misjudged by your clothes, like a pretty woman situation. Like my dad was recently and he was, he went to a store to furnish the
that they just bought in Charleston. And I mean, the house was empty. So they were just walked in the store and they were going to buy a whole house of furniture, but he was in like his sweatpants or like he wears like windbreakers, you know, like soccer sweatpants. Um, and they couldn't get like a salesperson to pay him any attention. And then they went to another store and it was the nicest lady in the world. Boom, boom, boom. They were easy. And, uh,
All my dad wanted to do is like take the receipt back to that other store because it was pretty, it wasn't him just being like, oh, I don't feel like he was like that lady looked me up and down and was like, he's not worth my time. Oh, I get that shit all the time. That's why I love driving my 96. Like, I'm so happy I'm getting it fixed up again. My 96 black Dodge black,
Ram that just makes me look like such a country heck. And you just get the, I used to drive it to my country club all the time. I lived in Northern Virginia and I would just get the dirtiest. I'd park it right next to like all the super nice ass Martin BMWs and just be that guy.
And I loved every second of it. And that's why to hopefully be able to bring it full circle, you should never judge someone by what they're wearing, but it is human nature to do that. And so I think you should dress for success. Um, but I don't think that you should ever judge someone based off that. Um,
The one thing that my biggest request is just use your manners and treat people with, with respect. Yeah. Even if you're seized, I went like, say you see someone wearing like something very polarizing, but they didn't actually do anything wrong to you or people around them. Like you shouldn't be an asshole. Like just say hello. You don't have to be friends with them, but like people, people have been allowed by the media to,
the media has basically told people that it's allowed, that you're allowed to judge someone and treat them differently because they have a difference of opinion than you. Um,
And this might be frustrating for people to hear, but at the end of the day, it's not. A difference of opinion is not a personal attack, even if you've been told that by whatever news you watch. Well, yeah, it is a personal attack because you believe this. No, no, you don't. There are two parties. That's it. There's two things. And guess what? We're all very, very similar. We're all right here in the middle, but...
You have to push one of two buttons. And just because you push one button that's different than another person does not mean you deserve to not be treated well by those around you. Now, if the person would come out and say something ignorant, then, you know, treat them with the knowledge that they're an ignorant person. But don't just... The assumptions, the assuming, like... I don't know. It's just...
People need to spend more time, like go to like the islands and just see how there's still a sense of community. People work together instead of like being divided. I don't know. What do you think of my, my rant today, Nick? I think it was, I think it was good at the end of the day. Like you said, pretty much. It's nice to be nice.
dress appropriately if you're going to a meeting with someone don't show up in ripped jeans and a wife beater or something like that dress nice for people like just be nice be presentable at the end of the day you don't have to be and then when you get wealthy enough you can wear whatever you want but you have to they wore they I mean they that's you have to get to a certain
Yeah, no, you earn your stripes, I guess. Yes. And in that case, do not wear stripes. But like, if you're going to like a college interview or something, wear nice. You don't have to wear a suit necessarily, but wear a button up.
Don't go with a t-shirt on acting with a backwards hat. It's the same reason like we, I give, I just filled up a couple bags, like my suits that I don't fit in anymore and dress clothes. Like we have a separate giving for that because we do on Sundays, we do, we give clothes out to the homeless. And so you can come up and pick through everything.
But for the suit, like it's hard for people to get a job if they don't, if they can't dress presentably, which is really tough. But that's what I mean. If you have the ability to dress nicely and presentable, you should. And if not help others do it. I don't know. It's a peek into Craig's ADD brain, which just is so loud all freaking day. And I try to quiet it. Like a voice recorder. Yeah.
Yeah. I would never go there. Just walk around just talking into. Yeah. But it just gets it out of you. Yeah. So, okay. My version of that is notes on my phone. If I write it down, it actually completely silences it from my brain. It's just, I think my brain is trying to remember it. And so it can't find a place to store it. Like whatever it may be, it's,
The short-term memory is what is so loud. And by writing it down or dictating it, that's a good idea. Maybe I'll start doing that. Now they're going to start doing, they got programs now that the AI listens to it and summarizes it for you. What you said. That's great. That's like, uh, what's his name on suits. He always was dictating stuff. Oh, uh, what's his Louis Louis. Um, so writing things down, like at night, if it gets too loud, I'll just write in my notes. Um,
the shower gets loud. Music helps with that. But what's funny is like, your dreams. Oh, my dreams are very intense. And I had a dream. I got myself last night. I had a dream within a dream. It was so bizarre when I woke up this morning. I was extra tired. Because it felt like I had like a whole event going on. So weird. Yeah, I know. I was so confused. When I woke up.
Yeah, the writing things down helps. Oh, what was I going to say? Walk around and talk into your phone. Oh, thinking about doing a radio show on Sunday mornings. Something that I'm going to do, a little passion personal project. Nick will be...
around for this if you'll if you would like nick yeah if it's sunday mornings i can do that i um not early morning but like 10 or 11 i want to do a radio show every other sunday we're going to have it set up so that you can leave me voice notes and voice messages and we'll play them and then i'll respond uh kind of like questions from our besties except it will be audible
Just a half hour. I just, I miss you all on weekends. And sometimes I don't always like, you know, Austin and I schedules don't always meet up. And I just think I have more to share with y'all. So Sunday mornings with Craig. Is this a podcast or live show? It'll be a live show.
Okay. We'll make Jerry as nervous as possible, but Hey, I was going to say, Jerry's going to be like, Nick, pull the plug. He will not let you do it. If I'm not on there.
That's fair. I did watch what happens for years with a five-second delay. So we don't want to jinx it, but yeah, I'm excited for it. So until next week, y'all, we actually are going to have our good friend Ben Salford, boy with no job, Claudia's husband.
Josh Peck's podcast partner and just all around great guy. Ben from the Good Guys podcast will be on our Thursday episode. We're recording in person in the studio here in Charleston. He's going to come visit for a night. I am getting involved with Spritz. Got the home show coming up. What? You got the Atlanta home show coming up, right? Yeah. Is that two weeks or one week? Two weeks. Two weeks. The 22nd, right?
Yeah. And just so you know, when I do do the home show, we do a little fireside chat, which just means I talk to the host, excuse me, on stage for about 45 minutes. Then we do 20 minutes of questions or however many questions people have. And then I'll do a meet and greet where, you know, we can take a picture and hug each other and say hello. And, you know, it's just, it's not,
It's not an extended hangout, but we get to say hi and everything. But until then, besties, I love you all. Smile at someone. Hold the door for someone today. And we'll see you next week. Searching for your next car? Don't settle. Thrive.
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