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Oh, man, my road coaster cut me off. I thought I was going to keep going. What's up, everybody? That's all of us just clapping for Craig's just monumental two judgy girls March Madness win. We're all just in awe of Craig. We all just want to applaud him. Just applause. Well, that...

Look, I didn't sign up for that. And then I started to get all these messages of people being like, send your fucking acceptance speech in now. And I was like, guys, can we please calm down? I was like, I am very flattered, obviously. I have just made steps in my life that...

I can view these things as fun ways to connect with each other instead of it being insane. But I know it's exciting for everyone and I am flattered. Thank you for all of our besties that voted for me in the March Madness competition. I have to say that I am very happy that...

I was up against Andy at one point and I was like, good. Just, you know, like there's no way that I can take down Andy. So just lose, lose, lose, you know, with grace and lose, you know, whatever round that that was. It was probably round round two. That was my winter house year. I was like, I don't even put me in there. I was like, Greg,

I actually asked them not to this year. I was like, "Hey, can you please just not?" And they were like, "No, come on, Austin. People are asking for you and they want you in there. Send us a photo." And I was like, "Guys, I would just rather if you didn't." And then they're like, "Okay, well, we're just going to use this photo then." And I was like, "Okay." I mean, I've asked you not to and you're going to do it anyways. Okay.

I think it said on your picture, let us pick. They should have written, requested not to. Yes, yes. I did not let them pick. I told them not to. There was a year I cared because it was Southern Charm versus Summer House. And this is before me and Paige. And I remember being like,

Guys, this is the show versus show. Like, we're not letting these fuckers win it. They won. They just, their engagement, the Summer House engagement is very strong. Yeah, yeah. Like, I think. They all post and they all, yeah. Yeah, I was, I mean. They're freaking photo dumps, too. Following lightly. They're photo dumps from, you know, like every single cast member posts like a photo dump.

There's so much better at it than we are. Well, and then I'm like, also, are these their version of green fly? Like, do you have a photographer at every event for them, which they do? I think that they just take better. Like they just document. Well, they're like, Oh, let's take a picture of this. And then there's a picture of all of us doing this and a picture. And we, but we've always had like, well, a non-existent rivalry that we knew of, but then somewhere else started to get real popular. And yeah,

I think even this was closer than I would have thought because, you know, Wes is a first season guy, but there are somewhere else like army is very powerful. West, uh, West and I went, uh, to the final round our first years, you know, so it wasn't West against you or something for your final. And I went to the final.

for my first year, my, how times have changed. Um, and then, and then I've, uh, and then I, uh, I reached out to West actually, Craig, I don't know if I told you this, but I reached out to West, um, after I just saw just a bunch of, uh,

you know, after show things where West was like, I'm sick of fucking talking about this guy, you know? And then he said something at the end where he was like, I met him out. You know, he seems like a cool guy. And I reached out to West. I was like, bro, how do you think that I feel that I'm still being talked about on Summer House and I don't have any sort of voice? He laughed and we had like a back and forth. He told me some funny things. And then he said that you invited him down here

um and that we should and he was like good we'll catch up over like 100 beers at the pool and i was like good i need you because craig does not drink much anymore so get your ass down here maybe at my uh my pool oh dance with y'all but yeah he him and jess jesse did a great

Um, job look, casting's hard. Like it really is. We've tried, like we, it doesn't get any easier. And when you find someone great, like I honestly really enjoy, um,

filming summer house now at this moment because of like you know kyle and wes and like and jesse was great like it's fun to like go film with your friends just like winter house like anytime i get to film with you is fun but that's our show so they call me craigie beast um that's my name i don't know where it came from but craig beast no craigie beast or craig beast but like in wes's

speech for two judgy girls he's like it's an honor to go down to craigie beast and and like jesse just in an interview and he's like craig beast i don't know where it came from that's what they call me

I'm in this weird position where people are kind of sucking up to me, Austin. I think it's hilarious. I mean, dude, we saw it at the reunion, man, last year with JT, and my jaw was just dropping. I was like, this guy, he was like, Craig, you're just the best, and all this stuff. And Craig was like, I mean, I'll take it. I don't blame you. Is your parents...

my i'm just thinking about the backyard my parents opened their pool may 8th on their anniversary page's dad does it earlier than that in albany because he likes he hates the cover and likes to see the water okay my pool doesn't get covered but i just turned it on for you and thank you yeah but it's gonna be set at 90 degrees for the rest of the summer um

when do your parents did you you didn't have a pool in charlotte no they have a pool my mother always wanted a pool uh in charlotte my dad was like wendy what are we gonna use this what are we gonna what are we gonna and so that's what every dad says my dad said it for a decade and then yeah and then and then when my mom moved or when my parents retired to seabrook they um

My mom was like, Tom, I don't give a shit what you say. I am doing this and this is happening. And so they're building this huge and awesome extension off of the back of the house, a 26 foot long screened in porch, like a 26 by 12. And then they're building a

a pool right next to it and like a whole patio and porch and this whole thing. So it's a whole big deal. And so, yes, they are building a pool and the end date, Greg is Memorial day weekend. That is when they say that there'll be swimming. So they will use it every day. And your dad will eventually be like, I can't believe I waited this long.

I am curious if my dad will ever end up using it, but me and Katie will. I mean, Katie uses my aunt's pool out on Seabrook all the time, and my mom was probably like, no, I want you to be at our house. So in order to keep you at our house, I'm building this damn pool. And you know what? Nick, do you know how to swim? Kudos to her. Yeah. What even do I know how to swim? Well, I mean, you're from Iowa, so I've never seen you swim before. We've never seen you swim before.

I can surf. I can swim. You look nervous. Wow. Is this a rumor that we're going to start on PNB that Nick doesn't know how to swim?

No, I got a... Because no one's ever seen them swim, so you just can't swim. Do you have any pictures of you swimming? My sister went states and diving, but I guess it's not swimming. It's not really you. Yeah, but that's your sister. What a deflection. That was all-time deflection, Nick. I watched diving when I was staying in Atlanta. You know how hotel TVs just don't have that many channels sometimes? Yeah. NCAA diving. Yeah.

and well it was like ncaa chant espn nc college i don't even think that i could watch that that sounds well everything i thought i knew about diving was wrong like i would see a dive and be like oh she fucked up and she would get a great score and then i'd see something and be like killed it and it would be like a four and i'd be like because you clearly do not understand this sport yeah so

i guess i guess that college diving would would be fun to watch but high school diving would probably be even more fun because there are all sorts of ups and belly yeah that's true you know and like olympic diving they're all perfect right and i'm like well that was a 10 you know and judges are like wait i never thought of that you're like what you know so everyone's so awesome but so in college

No, there were definitely times watching other girls hit the water at like a weird angle and going, oh, you know, that one hurt. Yeah. So watching the high school diving is probably even more kind of entertaining because you're like eating popcorn. You're like, you never know when someone's just going to totally eat it. It's way more entertaining than watching swimming. That's for sure.

All of a sudden, Craig and I just start showing up to high school diving competitions. We're in the back, like, you know, sipping on the Diet Coke. We're like... If there's a way to not make that weird, yeah. I know, I know, I know. And then we get too far deep, so we sponsor it. And then we sponsor the locker room and be like, no, no, no, we're trying to show that we're not weird. And they're like, your name is in the boys' locker room. And then we...

And you're like, no, we just tried to show you that like we care about the sport. Yeah. And then all of a sudden there's like a headline where it's like Austin and Craig are banned from local high schools. Like Austin and Craig aren't allowed within a hundred yards of their, of their gymnasium. Like, well, all right, man. Well, we were just trying to like see some diving. Are you banned from anywhere? Like, like Shep is banned from the masters. Are you banned from anywhere? I don't think so. I don't, I hope I'm not opening up.

a can of worms but no i i don't think i am but like my friend you know him but we'll call him teat i don't know why i said that my friend pete is banned from my father's mustache and so he it was like a mirror i just called this friend pete and it's like all i could come up with we'll call him uh

But like he waited. John, we're going to call him Mon. Anyway, we waited like a year and he texted the group chat and they wanted somewhere to go watch soccer. And they're like, let's go sit outside at mustache. And someone like Sean was like, aren't you banned from there, Pete? And he's like, dude, it was like a misunderstanding like a year ago. And apparently they went in and someone came up to him and was like, yo, you can't be here. I was like, wow.

dude, I saw a meme or not a meme, but like a Reddit post where it was like, y'all the wildest shit just happened where it's like a small town. And this guy was like, I can't go in there. And yeah,

The group was like, it's been 26 years. Of course you can go back. And he's like, and as soon as he walked in the, as soon as he walked in the door, the bartender goes, Hey Pete, get the fuck out of here. It was like, I know you're not allowed near 26 years. And he goes back in and they're like, Hey, get the hell out of here. Which is quite comical. That's great. Okay. Ready? We're going to take a quick break.

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you know warnings that they tell you and you're like I just can't imagine how bad things would have to be for that to matter you know like when you're up in the air and they're like you know the captain still has a seat belt sign on you shouldn't use the bathroom and you're like yeah but like I'm okay um so Paige and I were flying somewhere a couple days ago and it was bad like it was

Like I, the, but we didn't know, like the, the captain before we took off was like, it was really, or he said we had mild turbulence coming in, which fucking that was not mild, but he basically just said it was bumpy coming from New York to Charleston. It was going to be bumpy out. So he was going to keep the, or ask the flight attendants to keep their seats during the whole flight. And you're like, fuck, I guess I'm not going to drink or whatever.

And so I was sitting bulkhead with Paige. We had to put our bags up above us. And she was like, you can get it when the plane takes off. But then all of that happened. So I was like, this lady, she was just mean mugging me. And I was like, hey, do you mind if I get

my bag from up there because and pages like you know i could tell pages like why are you asking and i was like i just had a feeling and she's like it is not safe to do that at this time and pages like just grab my bag craig and i was like i don't know this lady looks fucking pissed like that she's gonna fight me and so stewardess then a guy yes and then a guy stood up

and went to use the first class bathroom. And I think he was in the seat behind me. And she was like, it is not safe for you to be standing. And he's like, so can I use the bathroom? And she's like, I am legally required to tell you that it's not safe to be standing. And you're

and you're like all right this is kind of but at this point it was starting to get a little violent like paige doesn't usually get nervous but she's like grabbing my hand at this point looking at me then like all hits hell hits fan apparently someone in the back of the plane did not listen to the announcement that said do not get up from your seat and so they were in the bathroom when we hit this and i'm telling you it felt like we were in the

the art of air, like new war, war two movie. Like that's what I was picturing in my head of like, if they can make it through it, we can, because it was,

I mean, white knuckling, like you're holding your seat, trying and your body's like flying like. And this guy was in the bathroom. This guy was this lady was. And so the flight attendant, she's pissed now and she like stands up and has to take her mask off. And she's point. And now I'm like, what on earth could possibly be happening that she's standing up in this moment? Because I was like, no one's charging the fucking like cockpit in this turbulence.

So she's like doing this, like her arms and like her arms, she's waving down to the floor. And I'm like, why is she telling someone to get on the floor of the plane? Well, we calmed down for a split second. And I was like, what was that about?

And she was like, someone was in the bathroom when we just hit that. She's like, now they're laying on the floor. So if you get stuck in the bathroom and all that's happening and you open the door, you can't. It was impossible to walk during this. I would have fallen if I would have stood up to get my book bag. That's how bad it was. So instead of going back to their seat, I looked back and they were just laying in the aisle.

Like on their stomach, like trying to, because they were just like trying to hang on for dear life. They're like, Oh God. Yeah. And like, without, because we were, we were kind of catching. Yeah. Like I was feeling it in my waist. Like I was kind of like, I would have caught a little bit of air on some of them. Like it was actually, were you white knuckling Craig? Like, were you actually like,

Yeah, this, this was like, I was looking at my phone to make sure I had service in case I had to like send a text. I was like, this is, and I had to keep it together because Paige was looking at me. And then finally she just laid her head down in her sweatshirt and like hid like this. I mean, it was bad, but like, again, I looked at the flight attendant and she 45 minutes, 45 minutes to the point where I was like, why the fuck are we still in this? Like, why have we not gotten out of this?

And then she was like, we did it on the way down here too. And I'm like, why is this airline not paying to let you fly an extra 2,000 feet above this storm? I mean, it was crazy, but 40 to 45 minutes, we were being thrown around the cabin. And the person, when we landed, they were still on the floor. Why didn't you tell me this?

I think I was waiting for this. I had it in our notes. Okay. Wow. Yeah. I mean, it was bad. Remember you telling me that they were offering up, you know, people to people to get off the plane because it was going to be pretty turbulent. And then I was kind of waiting for you to be like, yeah, that was super turbulent, but I guess this is it. Holy shit, man. Yeah. I, I, my last post that I've ever gone through is,

Is like five minutes of it. And like when you're going through it, you know, and you're grabbing it and you're like, oh, my God, oh, my God.

It's quite terrifying. But then what I've realized too is that when we get through it, I'm like, okay. Because in that moment, I'm like, you need to make peace. You need to make peace with everything and everyone right now. Just do it in your head. Like, okay, mom and dad, I love you. And I think that I'm ready to... And then when you land...

I feel like I want to call everyone, but like, I forget about it by the time that I left. I'm like, oh, okay. Okay. You know, just kind of, I try to understand like the physics and chemistry behind it. Cause clouds are water. Right. So like it's a bunch of water vapor floating in the air. And so that's when you hit turbulence is going through clouds and it's because it's not air. It's fucking water that you're chopping through.

And so like when you realize like, like if you look out your window and there's not clouds and it's a rough flight, like that's when it's weird because usually turbulence is clouds. And like Paige always talks to my uncle who's a captain for Delta, you know, and he makes her like she doesn't really get nervous anymore because of my uncle prep. And he's like, a plane has never crashed because of rough turbulence ever. Like it just doesn't happen. It's just like driving on a rough road.

But the problem with the flight we were just on is the pilot didn't fucking say anything the whole flight. Like, all you have to do is be like, whoa, we know it's just, you know, it's just as bumpy up here as it is for you guys, but we're going to be okay. Like, I think that does goes a really far way.

So you're telling me and you're telling our Bethesda out there that planes do not go down because of turbulence. They don't. They never have. So wind shear is different. What about an engine going out because of turbulence? Like, that's what I always think. I'm like, oh, my God, an engine's about to go out. No, that doesn't happen. The only way an engine really goes out, like...

Like Bert, you have to hit a lot of birds. Like basically captain Sully hit, I think like 50 geese at one time. Yeah. Because what they do is when an engine certified part of the certification process is they stand in front of it with a giant fucking potato gun, but it's a Turkey gun and they shoot a frozen Turkey into the engine.

And like the engine, like before you fly in a plane, that engine has survived being blasted by frozen turkeys. Yeah. And they can also, you don't need both. How many turkeys are we talking? I think it's just one, but. So they fire a frozen turkey into. To simulate a bird strike. Talk about a waste of food. Yeah.

wasting turkeys how many points i mean look i'm not i am not an air expert i'm just relaying the message that paige is way more comfortable after talking to my uncle wind shear is different than turbulence wind shear is like basically like a rogue wave in the sea that just hits you and the plane flips which that's a whole nother conversation yeah like you're that's not turbulence turbulence is just rough air because of like different stuff

All right. Well, Craig survived a very turbulent flight. Craig, well, we're glad you did. We're glad you did. And then when you land, you know, everyone acts like nothing happened. I was surprised that no one clapped. But yeah, everyone's just like, all right, we're off to the office. Yeah. You know what I mean? We're off to do, you know, whatever it is that we got to do. And then you're like, is no one going to sit here and like hug? Yeah. So the, exactly. So the point of that is it was my first flight.

that I realized all of those warnings that you get actually do have an application, but it's for like extreme turbulence and they're right. And don't go to the bathroom in extreme turbulence or you get stuck. And apparently this just happened last week on Amanda, my partner's flight. They, this like nine year old woman was in the front bathroom and they were landing and their protocol was to hold the door shut on her.

Because walking to your – like when you get out of the bathroom, you're unrestrained. Like you don't have a safety belt or anything and you just roll to like the front of the plane if you don't have balance. Yeah.

And so they held the bathroom door shut so that she was secure in there. And apparently she was like banging and trying to get out and the flight attendant wouldn't let her out. And I was like, this is nuts. So the woman who was lying on the floor, was she lying on the floor for the full 40, 45 minutes? When I looked back and we were landing is when she was finally able to like run to her seat because then we got under it. Oh my God. That's, that's quite comical because everyone is okay.

But talk about, I mean, dude, there's literally a Key and Peele sketch about this. Have you seen it? I mean, we have to watch it. Key and Peele, he's like, sir, the fasten your seatbelt sign is on. And Peele's like, okay, but does that mean, is it legal? And he keeps on saying legal. And he's like, legal.

legal, legal. And he's like, sir, sit down, the fasten your seatbelt. And so bless you. And so he stands up. We actually should watch this at break. He stands up and he goes to the plane. And right when he gets up, the plane starts going fucking haywire and he's flying all over the place. He hits in the top of the plane and key is like, you know, strapped in. He doesn't, you know, change his voice or face at all. And he's just, you know, watching him and he's like,

You know, he's getting, you know, jostled around and peel is like struggling his hardest to fucking get to the bathroom. And it finally gets back to his seat and he buckles in and then they get out of the turbulence and key goes, you are now free to move them out the cabin. It's like, it's actually exactly, exactly what you just talked about, which

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And I think I would love to have a pilot on here to just pick his brain because how often are you around like a commercial pilot where you can just be like, so what's this mean? What's this mean? What's this mean? I had aviation in law school, which was a really cool class. But I don't remember all of the rules. But every rule on the plane is because of, you know, someone suing like luggage falling out of the bin and hitting someone in the head.

what would you i was just going to say what would you ask a commercial airline pilot if you could ask him anything um yeah it'd probably be something about about

I mean, it's tough to not say that I wouldn't ask him about turbulence now that we're talking. I have one. A commercial. Okay, go. I don't think. So people die on planes all the time and there's like a protocol for it. And I forget what my uncle said, but he's like, basically some people will leave them in the seat that they're sitting in and just cover them with a blanket. Some people try to get them to like the back of the plane to like an empty seat.

But like if someone dies on the plane, they just sit like, you know, normal and they just cover them up with a blanket and then they'll come. I think they take them off first or last. And then like you have to watch like them like right out the cargo hold.

Yeah, they like, no, they like take you off the plane. I guess it's like international first and you'll have to sit there and watch as they're being taken off the plane. I've only been on the plane for one medical emergency and a girl fell in the

And it was crazy. I think she was. As in you had to deplane? No, no, no. We were in the air and all of a sudden like a girl fell next to me, but she was like a young girl. And I was like, what the fuck? And I think I was like hung over too. But like, so I like grabbed her arm, but then you're like, well, she wasn't moving. So I was like, I don't think I'm supposed to move her. Like, I don't know what to do. And so someone jumped up and was like, Omni, like a nurse, like,

or a doctor or something. And then they like, we think we got her to the front of the plane. I went and sat down cause I don't like medical stuff. Like really at all. Like there's a reason I'm not a doctor. And they like, she basically fainted in the aisle. Yeah. There's multiple reasons. I'm not a doctor, but she fainted in the aisle. I think she was coming off like a big weekend. And so her like blood sugar. So they kept her up there. Nevermind. I don't, the story, but it was scary.

I have one. So when I was, I mean, 15, I think that we were taking a family vacation to Italy. And I guess that our first stop was in London or something. And my dad in the air flying over the Atlantic fucking flying,

got a nosebleed and I'm talking like a nosebleed where like the whole front of his shirt was like soaked in blood red within like three seconds. Right. It was like, it was like a valve was opened, you know, in his nose, like, Oh,

And it was like, holy shit. But, you know, there's no way to like emergency land or anything like that. So luckily the plane was not emergency landed. His nose bleed was under control. You know, he leaned back and pinched. But I mean, I'm sure that it was more than that because like he could have drowned from the amount of blood that was coming out of his nose. It was it was crazy. And we landed and me, mom and Katie and Katie was like, what? I was 15 and she was, you know, seven.

went on to Italy and my dad had to hang out in London. They had a family friend there and he was in London for like five, five fricking days. You know, he had to go to the doctor, a London doctor and all this stuff. But I was like, honestly, it happened to him another like half dozen times. You know, I'll never forget that one time we were driving to school and it happened. And I was like, holy shit.

And needless to say, the people that we used to carpool with were like absolutely mortified and terrified. They're like, my God, your dad is going to die. And I was like, holy shit, dad, what is going on? So then he had to end up getting like a surgery. I don't remember what it was exactly. One of our besties who's listening, he was like a PA or went to medical school or had this happen to them could probably tell us, but I don't remember what it was, but it was a big deal for like,

Your dad wasn't in like a 80s rock band, was he? I know. No. No. I'm just kidding, Mr. Tone. His nose was not torched from years of cocaine usage because this was like a different type of bleeding. But yeah, that happened on a plane and I was like, oh my gosh.

it's happening to like my dad, you know, to where when the plane lands, everyone stays seated while we get a passenger off the plane. I was like, this is wild. What do they do? Do they just get them off immediately? Get them to like an EMT or something overseas? Well, yeah, they'll be waiting for him. They got him off the plane and they kicked his ass for making it an inconvenience to everyone else. It was wild. No, they call it in and there's a, like there's a medical team waiting and they'll either have an ambulance next to the

Gate where there's stairs. But sometimes to get those people off the plane takes such an excruciatingly long time. I'm like, okay, we know that he's in row 28E, but like,

And we know and we've known that this person needs to get off the plane for the past hour. How come we can't streamline this as soon as we land? Because people are assholes. Yeah, everybody's got to get off first. I think it's right. And I'll be sitting there and I'm like, okay, we're all sitting. And I'm like, 15 minutes passes. And I'm like, why isn't this person moving? I yelled at the oldest person I've ever yelled at the day after Easter.

What? And because I didn't know that they were old, but also like had to stick by my point. I was in look at them and know that they were old. No, because I'm going to tell you the story and I'll let you guys go this week. But I was in seat three C and on this plane, there was four rows of first class and then a bulkhead and then the first row of comfort. And we were on a small plane and we flew, uh,

I was flying from Albany to Detroit. So it was a small plane and the plane lands and it's taxing. And like, I hear people take their seatbelts off like real quick when the bell hits, but I'm like, there's just no way that this is going to happen. It's too small of a plane. And I was on my way to like stand up to get my stuff out, like after we parked and I got hit on my left side and I hadn't like stood up yet. So I got knocked down and I was like, what the fuck?

And I like looked up and I was like, you guys act like you've never gotten off a plane before. And like, I mean, they were in their seventies, like this man and this woman. And like, you could tell he made her do it. And she was like, I know, but we have a flight to catch. And I said, everyone here has a flight to catch. It just makes it incredibly inefficient when you do what you just did. And then of course I fortunately, like I just pulled my hood down, you know, and

and just breath, like just breathe. Like I was, there was nothing I could do and like I could fix it. Well, they don't have anyone to work the tunnel. And so they're standing next to me for at least five minutes. Yeah. Just awkward. And now no one can actually get their stuff out of the things because they have forced the aisle so tight. And so then I hear a girl behind me go, Oh,

My, my flight to Nashville is boarding in 15 minutes. Like I have to go. Well, that's my flight too. And I was like, all I wanted to scream was our gate or the doors on our flight do not close for 40 minutes. That's the number that you have to worry about when your flight is departing 15 minutes prior as your safe zone. But don't be worried about that. Your ticket says you start boarding in 15 minutes prior.

And then I got off the plane and I, I just was like, Craig, you can't be this like grumpy, like dad about traveling. But I was also like, I think you need to sleep and you need to like, what about this one? What about,

what about when you're landing an airport that is a final destination you know that people don't have connecting anywhere because we just landed in charleston and they still get up and go to the front of the plane and i'm like you don't have a connecting flight well don't even like you can't even one of the more ignorant things you can do and unless you're a foreigner i'm like

Like I'll accept it if you're a foreigner because they do that in other countries like in Europe. Okay. I mean, I rage tested, I think Craig, like a week ago when it was, we were leaving Atlanta. I was already pissed off that my flight was delayed and all these people are like are rushing to get on the plane first. It's like the plane's not leaving without you people. You have a seat reserved. You don't need to be on there. I mean, there's hundreds of people just clogging the lanes and all the attendants are like,

can you guys please separate into your groups well it just slows everyone down that's all yeah it's inconsiderate um also i got my toothpaste taken didn't know that was a thing but my put my suitcase got pulled and i was like

Huh? This is odd. I haven't taken anything out recently from Phoenix. They threw away so much. And I was like, well then how did I get here with it, sir? Well, I got here with it and now you're taking everything. You're taking everything. Well, the rule, the basically the rule is just because one person let you do it doesn't make it. Yeah. Right. Okay. But then I, but I asked her, I was like, what's, I was like,

i was trying not to say that awesome but i was like i fly multiple times a week with that dop kit and she was like technically if it's spreadable it can't be over 3.4 ounces because explosives can be like butter she was like you can't fly with butter i was like well thank god i'm not trying to fly with a thing of butter but like my deodorant like

Yeah. Anyway, we're happy. Okay. I promise. We are happy people. Guys, it's been so much fun. And you know what we're even more excited about is our Denver show because Austin and I have not been live for a while. I actually was looking at flights to Alaska on that date. And I, but the dates after anyway, I forgot, not forgot about Denver, but it is in July. Yeah.

and july 26th guys we have denver memories which is cool and we can't wait to make more i kind of want to uh look up like a red rock show like around then or something maybe go to red rocks on the 27th or something if there's a show like on saturday night that's worth a damn that'd be a lot of fun um uh yeah in the summer baby

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