One thing about hangovers, insecurities, and icks | Q&A
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Hello guys, welcome back to another episode. I'm Taylor. I'm Sam. And we put a question box up for you guys for this episode and it's our second episode in our new configuration. Yeah, it is. I love it. Yeah, it's nice. It's cozy. I think it looks good on YouTube. I definitely just, like I said last week, need to get used to the camera being so far away, but we'll get there. Yeah, it's okay. Your eyes will...

maybe adjust no they won't adjust if anything my eyes will be continuously getting worse as I age but um yeah so question box we did it on the instagram so make sure you're following the one thing about us podcast instagram that's where we do all the q a questions um I kind of like doing this like once a month honestly I like doing q and a's because like I'd just rather talk about what you guys want to talk about what you guys want to talk about yeah like I'd rather just get to the point of what the people want to hear exactly me too

But let's get into it. So one thing about you. One thing about me is I don't know if it's because I didn't drink for a long time or I've just hit a wall in how old I am, but I get hung over now. Yeah, it'd be like that. I don't know if it's because I didn't drink for like two months that I just became an absurd lightweight. Yeah.

I had four drinks on Friday, and Saturday I was down horrendous, like, nauseous headache. Yeah. I feel that. So, that's just not fun. That I get hungover now. Like, what the fuck? Especially the wine hangovers. Those are the worst. Two glasses of wine, but two big glasses of wine. Like, we ain't talking, like, restaurant pour type glass of wine. Yeah. I'm talking, like, I'm going to pour it myself type of glass. And you filled it to the brim and you drink it. Yeah. And...

Yeah, I get very hungover from those. No, I was so hungover, which, I mean, we'll talk about our weekend, but I'm just, like, kind of fucking disappointed that I had four drinks and I felt like I wanted to puke. Like, are we kidding? Yeah.

My one thing about me is that I'm back into using my Canon. My Canon has built dust in my drawers, have not touched that thing. And one of our girlfriends has been bringing out her camera. And I was like, you know what? I feel inspired. I'm just going to start bringing my camera out because I've been lacking taking group photos for like a while. Oh, I never take pictures of literally anything. Remember last summer, like the picnic table on Lashki, group photos like all the time. And now I realize like if I just have the camera in my hand all night because it has like a little wrist strap on it.

I will take so many photos. The amount of photos I took this past weekend, I was like, yep, this camera's coming out with me all the time. There's little ones on TikTok shop that are so cheap. Are they digital or are they ones you have to print? They're digital. Because I was debating getting one of the ones you have to print, but I was like, that's just so much more. No, they're digital, but they're really little and on TikTok shop. And I'm like, wait, kind of a

Yeah. So I have the Canon G7X for anyone that's curious. I've been getting so many questions when I post the photos that I have been taking onto my story. And I get so many questions like, what camera is this? So Canon G7X. I bought mine at Best Buy, but I don't really know like

It's such a popular camera now that I feel like it's sold out everywhere. But you can figure it out. Yeah, it's like the OG vlogging camera of YouTube for like ever. Yeah. But pretty much any digital camera gives you that vibe. Like any camera camera. Yeah, I agree. I do agree. The thing I like about that camera compared to at least one of my friend has is it has the...

the screen that can flip. Oh, 100%. Whereas hers, you can't flip the camera. So if you're taking a selfie, you can't see yourself and you can flip the screen. So that way when you're taking a selfie with the camera, you can see yourself. So that's what I like. It's like the mirrorless touch screen. Um, what's your favorite? My favorite of the week. I actually have two, but I kind of figured ours might be the same. No. Oh, it's not. Okay. So, um,

Can I say two of them then? Sure. What do you think? What would I say? Lymphatic drainage massage. Oh, well, that's my favorite of my life. Yeah. So we both got lymphatic drainage as the sweet massages at the talks here in Austin, Texas. And I hadn't gone since October, which I didn't even know. Like I walked back in there like, oh my God, last time I saw you was October. I was like, oh, like good to know because I had no idea how long it had been since I've been there. And...

I got my period. Well, at the time I didn't have my period. So I was like, this is going to be perfect. Cause I just feel like I'm retaining so much water. I'm a little bit constipated from my period girl. I got things moving down there. It felt so good. It's like a 60 minute treatment or a 90 minute treatment, but literally what they're doing the entire time is like lymphatic work and like

I would say your stomach is majority of the treatment. At least mine was. And they rotate and like just do, you can check out my real life. I posted a bunch of videos of it. Your legs, your arms, your back and your stomach. They do everywhere. And if you don't remember from like months ago, I have gone plenty of lymphatic massages at times.

numerous other spas the way they do this is so different compared to any of the other ones but i walk out feeling so fucking snatched compared to like any of the other places that i've been i will be doing this like before my wedding yeah or like if we have anything like i'm getting it done if any of my friends come to me because friends will come to us a lot with like health related questions like fitness related questions like i don't know because obviously we kind of talk about it online for a

So if one of my friends comes to me, they're like, oh my God, I'm bloated. Like, what do I do? I'm like, if you're committed to getting rid of it, you need to go book this massage. Yeah. Like they're a little pricey, but I'm like, if you are really, really committed and you're struggling, I'm telling you this massage will,

We'll cure you. Yeah. So... I actually... So when I was there, I was fucking talking it up with the girl that was giving me the massage the whole time. Like, I did not shut up. And I'm like, I'm so sorry. But two things that I gave them the idea of. One was getting us a code to give to you guys. And two was opening up. So it's not a very private place you go. It's not a very relaxing place you go. Between each bed is just a curtain. So you're not in, like, your private room. So I was like, would you guys ever consider doing, like, not couples massages, but, like, just...

I guess couples, but for friends. Or for anyone. Like, just two beds and, like, getting discounts. So, like, because we've had a bunch of our friends that have been like, oh, anybody want to go get a massage with me, like, together? And I'm like, this would be the perfect place to go with a friend to get a massage. So, I'm... And they told me, I was like, I'm going to post the video, a reel for you guys, because I had to in exchange for the...

massage and i was like if it fucking pops off like we'll talk about it and it's popping off so hope i can get you guys a discount so it's to be determined on next episode it's the best place i also bought a gua sha from there because y'all know i've talked about it on here i my face puffiness is just like an insecurity of mine so you know we're gonna try to do something about it so i bought a gua sha and i've done it twice and i mean i like it so far but

Yeah. I was, I literally bought it immediately. I was like, I want that. Thank you. Yeah. So I thought that was going to be her favorite of the week. So that's why I technically didn't want to say it. Cause I was like, Oh, she's going to say it. Um, cause I have two. And my other one is hockey games. Went to a hockey game this past weekend. If you live in Austin, Texas, you grew up in new England or just anywhere where it was very big with hockey. I know.

I know we don't have professional sports, but if you want to go watch an ASL game, it's a lot of fun. It's similar vibes. Obviously, it doesn't feel as competitive just because it's not professional, but it was a lot of fun. We went with like four other couples and we had our stuff at night, which we'll get into. But hockey games here in Austin in Cedar Park, 30 minutes away. But you literally hit no traffic going up there. So it was a lot of fun. My favorite is totally random. It's a canned cocktail.

They're called. Oh, I was going to guess. I don't know if you know. They sent it to us a while ago. I think you have them. I don't know. The TLC. The TSL. Tequila Soda Lime. Okay. There are five ingredients. TSL, Tequila Soda Lime. They taste so good. And like we love just like a low ingredient drink.

um i don't really know what else to say other than like they taste really good and they're low ingredients and i was like wait i'm obsessed with these because summer's coming up so i need like a list of canned drinks that i like for boats and day drinking because i don't always like all of them so good so good and like the girl that works for them like i'm pretty sure listens to this so shout out for sending them i finally got around to drinking them i've had them for a little bit so good

Yeah, not gonna lie, I have not tried them. But I thought you were gonna say Loverboys. Stay away from my coffee, sir. No, no, no. I haven't drank the ones I just got. But the TSLs are just so good. Yeah. So yeah, I guess that's it for our little one thing about us and favorites. Time to get into some hot gossip. Taylor has a bunch. I do not really have much. I have three things that I wrote down, which might lead into other tangents, but I don't know. So one, I can't remember if we talked about this on here, just in our personal life, when you were like,

Is the Montana Boy and Kristen Cavallari still together? Yeah, I saw. Oh my God, yesterday they did like dumps and dumps and dumps of pictures together. Yeah, I know. They're like in love. It's crazy. What the fuck? So I just wanted to give that update. They've been on each other's podcast too. Like she had them on theirs and she went on theirs. So they did like a podcast. Yeah, and it was like brain rot. Yeah, it was. But listen, I mean, happy for her. But it's just if you wanted an update on the Montana Boys, yeah.

they are still dating with that girl. So just, just like a little update. And then speaking of people that aren't together anymore, gypsy Rose Blanchard. I did see that divorcing from her man, but she said the D was fire.

And she's gone. I don't know if, I mean, I feel like she, he definitely left her. Oh, I don't think so. You don't think? No. She's like on like state probation, can't travel anywhere. Like you don't think that like got to him? I mean, he got engaged to her, married her in prison. Like I don't think that that was a problem. But he probably just maybe wasn't expecting all this to happen after. I feel like he like loves it low key. And I feel like she has her whole fucking life to figure out. She literally just started her new life and she's going to start married? Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know. I think it was our girl. I think Gypsy called it off. Maybe it was mutual. Maybe. I'm going to say it was Gypsy. But, and then I saw this funny TikTok being like, if Gypsy Rose can leave her man, even though the D is fire, you can leave your man with the mediocre, horrible sex. And I said, facts. Yeah. Dude, there's literally nothing I thought. Okay. I have something else.

I don't know if you saw this, and I just have questions. And questions I want to ask in the least offensive way possible. Me? Not to you, just to the world. Okay. So there's these conjoined twins. Dude, I saw that.

And one of them got married. Yeah. Okay, there's other conjoined twins that I follow that are on social media. Okay, I was stalking them. They're so rude. Well, not rude, but, like, they're just, like, so, like... I don't know. Are they brunette hairs? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, well, I could see being annoyed of people, like, always asking you about your shit. But, like, anyways, they're conjoined twins. They have, like, everything below the waist is the same and, like, connected, right?

But they married one dude. And just, I need to, how the fuck does that work? I need to know. And I know, like, people don't want to put their business out there. And, like, I get it. Like, you're entitled to privacy. But, like, you have to know that the whole world wants to know. And, like, can we please get an explanation? I feel like, yeah, I mean, it's common sense. They just probably both feel it. Right. But then, like, how was he married to one of them? I don't know. I also was looking at the other ones that are on TikTok. And they said that they have different stomachs.

Right. But they don't all like they've always different. So it's like we don't know about that couple or that. But like a twin twin, they only have one like set of sexual organs. So if you're I just don't get how it works. I don't get how it works either. I'm happy for them that they found love and they deserve love as anyone else does. I'm just confused. Yeah, he's he likes it, though. He's got like a good kink for it.

So you think though, that's what, okay. This is what freaks me out when people, Oh my God. I feel like I'm gonna get canceled. I should shut my mouth. No. Like when I always hesitate when there's people like not, I don't know if you would call being conjoined to in a disability, but like when someone like non like disabled marries or is into someone like very different than them like that, I'm like, is it a weird kink thing?

I feel like best case scenario is like girl conjoined twins marrying boy conjoined twins. No, because I can see him like, no. No, because they could be like great. Like, I mean, I don't know those girls. But then how are you not married to both of them? Yeah. I just don't get it. I don't get how it works. I don't either. And I need an explanation. Like I need a documentary. And I'm just like, I'm trying like in the most respectful way possible. Like I just really am confused. Yeah, I would love an answer, but I don't, I don't know if they'll give that. I don't get how you're not.

married to both of them like does he kiss both of them no he's married to one of them yeah only one so like when they're having a date and you're just there and they're like we want to have sex now like then you just like do you just tune out of it with your head like with your mind like are you just like scrolling on your phone like how does that work i don't know i'm so confused y'all maybe they just don't oh that's interesting maybe they just don't maybe they're like asexual

that's so true they could be because i mean people are asexual because i just like that's why i want an explanation so that like i don't assume you know because i don't want to make bad assumptions but i'm just fucking confused happy for them though that they're like finding love i just don't get it you know what i'm looking at right now is the fucking girl we hate this girl

Ugh, the fucking troll Curacao that's so negative on pop culture stuff. But I'm looking at her thing because I'm just seeing if there's anything going on in the world that she's just fucking roasting on. There's not much.

And watch, we're going to upload this episode and like so much shit's going to go down. Yeah, like everything in the whole world is going to get like exposed. But that's all I know that Gypsy Rose... Oh, wait, did you see that they called the guy that punched Hallie? No. Yeah, they found him. The detective did great work. Literally found him like with an...

24 hours i've been nervous walking on the street thinking i'm gonna get punched even though i don't live in new york this man is literally on tiktok he has a big following on tiktok and has been running for governor in new york city yeah what the fuck i know what the fuck right no i walk around and like think i'm gonna get punched because like this is so big on the internet that i'm like oh my god what if i get punched no me and my boyfriend went on a walk recently and

I think it was middle of last week. We were just like, it was like getting dark. Cause we were doing a sunset walk and we were walking and I was like, fuck, like get on the inside. Like, I don't want to be like on the outside. Like I'm fucking terrified. People are scary. No, it's a ladybird, like ladybird sketch. I was walking by myself around ladybird.

I'm fucking alert. And it was like so packed. Like there's so many normal people. Like nothing could probably happen. You know what I'm saying? There's so many people. But I was like, oh my God, I'm going to die. Do you follow Ford Sanders? Ford, no. The news reporter here in Austin? Bro. So I'm like, I just love being up to date with his videos because he's obviously a news reporter at local news. I don't like watching the regular news. Like I'd rather if I'm going to watch TV. I'd rather get my news from TikTok. Yeah, I'd rather get it from TikTok and I'd rather watch reality TV if I'm watching TV. So I always just go to his page. There has been a...

three reports over the last six months of this strange man running around anywhere in Austin with a fucking machete, like attacking people and hospitalizing them in plain sight. And I guess this past weekend, he was running around Barton Springs pool with his fucking machete and the police had to show up.

What the fuck? Why are people out of whack? I need to get self-defense. I know. I used to have a pepper spray. Remember I had that pepper spray? The pink one? It got taken somewhere, right? No, did it? And I'm just drunk and don't remember? I thought we went somewhere and you had to get rid of it. No, I don't think so. Mac! Dude!

Come here. He just ate the stopper on the door stopper. He fucking loves doing that. He loves doing that. But yeah, no. I thought it got taken at like security. Maybe I'm thinking of something else. No, you're definitely thinking of... Because I feel like I would have remembered that unless I was blacked out. Okay, maybe it was like someone else. Yeah, no. I need to get a new one though. But right now I have a little box cutter attached to my keychain. And when I'm alone, I just like keep it open. But obviously I know that shit won't do anything to anyone, but... I mean, it could do something. You can cut someone with it. Yeah, I could cut someone with it, but...

I need to get stuff because I walk around at any time of day scared. I've said on here before how terrified I am of men. This morning I'm walking to Barry's. I turned a corner. When I tell you the most normal looking man and his dog, but I just saw a man coming and I made my heart stop. It was like the most normal looking person of all time. I was walking the other day for a little bit and I was walking with my key in between my fingers so that in case someone came up to me, I had a weapon. I like literally put my, if you make a fist, I just put a key through my

through my fingers so that if I punch someone, like, I got...

fucking something that would impale them yeah or like punch them in the eye my house now is so security up it's crazy i finally got my security system installed into my house and i just feel so safe going to bed i'm like i want to get like an extra lock for this door even though i feel very safe get the deadlock bolt thing that i got on my yeah well i want that little stick that you put yeah anyway i i feel very safe in in my apartment so it's fine i literally can't even my friends can't even get up in here when they want to bro i'm gonna i'm

I don't know what I'm going to end up starting to do, but it's a hassle getting in here. Yeah, well, the thing I have to see... I'm going to experiment with the thing I sent you today. Yeah, you need to act like a guest. Yeah, I'm going to experiment. I'm going to experiment. Don't worry. Yeah, be like, okay, act like you're me trying to get into your own home. Also, or the first floor, like, I need to make really good friends with concierge, and, like, when you're here, be like, hey, hey, hey, so you can walk in, and they're like... But how do I get... I almost just said my unit number. Maybe they would, like, let you up, because I... But, like, I can't even get into the... I can't even get in. Like...

Like when I park my car, I can't even get in. So true. So true. No, I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out. But I feel very safe going to bed. So it's fine. Yeah. And like, whatever. But yeah, I don't know what else is happening in the world, but it is scary out here walking these streets. Yeah, for sure. It's scary. Mm hmm.

But nothing else. Nothing else, yeah. I feel like I'm missing something big, but yeah, there's really nothing else. What else besides the Montana Boys and Gypsy Rose? I lacked my podcast listens this week. I just feel like the Montana Boys and Gypsy Rose are the only things that matter in this world. Yeah. I guess we could talk a little bit more about The Bachelor, because we found out a little bit more after that. About how Kelsey, with the...

Oh, how he liked her the most always? No, just like how he only slept with her in fantasy suites. Oh yeah, he did only sleep with her in fantasy suites as they kind of said or hinted at on a podcast. And then Joey said on the same podcast that he would give her like too much attention on group dates that the producers would come up to him and be like, you need to stop.

talking to her and like talk to other people so then she would get in her head because he'd be like ignoring her but it's because the producers told him that he needs to like talk to other girls because he can't just do that he knew it was her for like a while damn which i've always said like obviously you know who it is yeah like well they obviously did a good job though with production because i wouldn't have fucking guessed that from the very beginning yeah it's because you didn't watch the moped one well not even that but i would have thought like everyone thought it was fucking maria

Yeah. Well, to me, like Maria, like it honestly still should have been because I think he was the most comfortable with her. Yeah.

Unless they just weren't including the clips of them being very comfortable together. Yeah, because maybe it's too obvious. They wanted to change the narrative. Maybe. I don't know. I'm overall just very... Or maybe him and Maria were so comfortable just as fucking friends. Yeah. Did you also see that they might not... I have not been watching Bachelor in fucking 10 years, so I haven't been into the Bachelor in Paradise, but I saw Reality Zach, I think his name is, posted that there's not going to be a Bachelor in Paradise this year. I haven't watched it in so long.

But they said that because there's not going to be enough attendee or candidates to invite out to the island because they did the Golden Bachelor and then they're doing the Golden Bachelor again and they just did Joey season. So there's like been too much time between the seasons that they don't have enough people. I don't know if that's true or not, but it's just from what I saw from Reality Zack. I feel like those people are always right. Yeah. Yeah.

So interesting. I haven't watched that in a long time. I probably wasn't going to watch it. So I probably would. I'm like in fucking watching so much TV and like love Island all stars right now. If you love love Island, I had no idea that they had an all stars going on. I knew they had the games, love Island games, but on Peacock love Island, all stars. I'm like,

25% through the season. I'm obsessed with Molly. Molly is fucking stunning. I need to show you what she looks like because you probably didn't watch like UK's all the way up until recently. No, I'll have to binge them. About this fucking girl, which I spoiled who won for myself because I went to go follow her on Instagram. Oh, wait, Tom. Yeah. I know Tom. Tom's like the most recent UK season, but they did the all-stars and they coupled up. Sorry, spoiler. Okay. She's a banging body. Dude, she's so fucking good.

fucking hot like i remember tom because he was hot yeah she's a banging body yeah and so she went into the show she went into all stars had broken up with her three year long boyfriend callum six months beforehand and then he shows up into all stars callum like love island callum no well different callum oh um callum's my dream man

I love that man. This guy. And I don't like blondes. Who is calling me? Her and the two of them dated for three years. Oh, no. He's not that cute. I think he's cute. He's cute, but Tom is cuter. Yeah. I don't know. I think Callum's cuter. But I mean, either way, I just, I'm obsessed with Love Island UK. I'll probably start binging it or something. Yeah, you should. Even if you don't know the girls or any of like the history between them, it's fine. Like, you don't really need to know the history of any of them to get, understand it.

Is that all? Should we go into our weekend? Yeah, we can go into our weekend. So Friday you went to a hockey game? Yes, I went to a hockey game. I like went into the weekend because I had been... So my fucking periods right now are every six weeks. I know I'm not great, but if that's just normal for my body and I'm consistently getting my period every six weeks, then so be it. That's just how my body is going to operate. And I'm getting consistent periods, whatever.

But I've been getting them every six weeks. So I just knew I was down bad a few days before. Every few days before getting my period, my body's so sensitive to food. Like, I just get really bloated by the end of the day. Like, sensitive to food. I get the shits, bro. Like, diarrhea shits or constipation shits? Diarrhea shits. Both. It's almost like I feel, like, constipated then by the time I go to the bathroom. It's, like, all fucked up. I'm, like, constipated. Like, I can't get it out. So...

Anyways, I just kind of went into that night being like, I'm not drinking because I feel like shit and I know alcohol will not make me feel any better. So I had a little pregame at my place just because I live the closest to the rink and then we Ubered up there.

And it was just a lot of fun. Like I love doing couple things. I think our entire friend group for like the most part is all coupled up. So it's just fun being able to do a couple things, things that are a little bit more laid back and just more activities than just going to the bars on the weekends. So it's been fun. And I know the summer is going to be, I think the summer will be crazy, but I do think that it's going to be more couple-y things. Like if I do, like, I don't know, like I'm not going to be relaxed. Like say we do a boat.

Like, I just know it's going to be all couples. Yeah, because, like, your boyfriend's friends will have girlfriends. Yeah, like, everyone's like, oh, okay, my boyfriend. Hey, invite your friends. Okay, well, all their girlfriends are going to come. Yeah. So it's going to be, like, all couples, which I kind of like. My GoPuff got here with my allergy medication. Go grab it. And I'm going to go grab it and...

pop a pill yeah brb but uh the tickets aren't even too bad i think they were like 40 for the tickets um and then i wanted to get a glass of wine just there because if you guys remember i went to the rodeo a few weeks ago and they didn't have any good alcohol to choose from it was literally seltzers or beer and when i saw that they had wine i was like okay perfect i'll get a glass of wine because i don't want seltzers i don't want beers got a glass of wine and they do mini bottles

and they'll just give you the mini bottle, and you can pour it as needed, and so I was drinking that, and then halfway through the game, all of them were, like, feeling it. They were hammered, to say the least, and they were like, oh, we're going to go out after this, and I just looked at my boyfriend. I'm like, I am not going out after this. Like, they had said this around 1030 at night. I'm like, by the time they were to get to downtown, it would be, like, 11 p.m. I'm like, I am not going out, and

Right now I use... I take it to my advantage that I have a puppy. And I use that to my advantage of being like, well, I have a puppy at home. I can't. I need to go make sure he gets outside. Whatever. And I do feel guilty leaving the two dogs home alone. I need to let them out. So I was like, we're going to go home. I'm not drunk. You guys are all drunk. Have so much fun. So they went out. We just went home. And that was it. The game was fun, though, because...

It was one of those games where it literally went into the last fucking second. It almost went into overtime, but the other team scored like three minutes left a game. So we love a little intense games like that. But yeah. Cool. My Friday was insane. Not insane. Insane for me. I feel like fairly normal for most people. But for me, it was different. So I was like committed to staying on my couch. Okay. Like,

I was like, today is going to be a binge watch the rest of the Fosters on my couch. Like, that's what we're doing. But then I matched this cute guy on Hinge and he's like, we should go get drinks. And I'm like, I'm like, I like really was going to stay home. And he was like, come on, like if it sucks, like then you can go back in like an hour. And if it's fun, you'll have fun. And I was like, and then of course I live like walking distance to everything. So it's like down the street. So I'm like, you know what? Whatever. Yeah.

and guys it was so fun um i like see this guy he walked like halfway to my place to vote so i didn't have to walk all the way there because i was like i'll walk but it's gonna be dark and i'm gonna if i get kidnapped that's scary and he was like i'll walk with you i'm like thank you um i literally saw him and i was like oh oh he's cute i was like glad i came because i thought he was really cute and he's like i met you last weekend at the bar you met him

You said that to him? No, he said that to me. And if you don't remember from our recap last weekend, it was a blurry night at the bar. So I'm like, oh, but you met me at Cat's Pajamas? I'm like, that's embarrassing because that was not okay. And had you guys matched before or after that? No, after. So on Hinge, he said, I met you at Cat's Pajamas. So I asked our friend, I'm like, did you remember me and this guy? He's like, she's like, yeah. So that's why I also went because I knew he wasn't like fucking with me. And she was like, no, I remember him being cute. And I was like, okay, then I'll go.

Had so much fun. The drinks. I went to Zanzibar. The drinks were so strong. Like they were so strong. I don't fucking know why. I had so much fun. It was like a 10 out of 10 day, honestly. And then we like hung out for the whole night.

Till the morning. I feel like Zanzibar is such like a touristy, like random bar to go to. Yeah, his apartment's like next door to it. Oh, is it? That's funny. So he had to walk out of his way to come get me, but like, it's like right there. Yeah. But the drinks are fucking strong. And yeah, I hung out with him the whole night and I was like, oh fuck, that was a lot of fun. And not what I expected. I've never been so comfortable with someone so fast. Damn. I feel like I've known this person for like ever.

That's crazy. No, it was crazy. It was crazy. How old is he? 24. Okay. Yeah. No, I'm... It was wild. Like, it was a wild first date, first two days knowing each other experience because I hung out with him again Saturday, which we'll get into. Yeah. But it was definitely wild and it was very fun. So the most spontaneous plans are always the best, I feel. I feel like when you don't expect...

like to go do something, it's fun. Mm-hmm.

Saturday, though... By the way, the weather this fucking entire week has been so bad. We were planning on, like, having a weekend, to say the least, on Saturday. And that's what I went into Saturday expecting. So Saturday I woke up kind of had a slower morning just because, like I said, the weather was bad. And my boyfriend slept over. So we just literally woke up. First thing we did was make coffee and play Monopoly Deal for, like, three hours. And then I finally decided, okay, I'm going to go on a run. And...

I literally just ran through our old neighborhood, which was fun. I went over to Mueller and ran in there. Yeah. We used to live in Mueller. Surprise. You used to live in Mueller. Yeah. So anyways, went on a run and as I'm fucking running, like I'm not even kidding. So from Mueller, Mueller is like 15 minutes North of downtown, but you can see the city from like the trails when you're running. And yeah,

I'm running looking at the clouds over the buildings. I'm like, fuck, like we can not sit by a pool today. Like this is not the weather for that. So I texted in our girl group chat. I'm like, are we sure we want to sit by a pool today? Like this weather just doesn't look great. And everyone was like still down for it. They were convinced that the weather was going to pop out. The sun was going to come out. But I was like, you know what? Whatever. Like we don't really have any other plans. So might as well. Like I want to hang out with everyone. Um,

So I just went on like a quick run, came back, showered. And I was smart about my decision of washing my hair before going. Because usually if we like sit by pool, I'm not going to wash my hair. But I was like, I'm going to wash my hair. It doesn't seem like it's going to be too bad. And I put my bathing suit on, not really with any expectations of even taking off my cover up off. And then went over to Whole Foods to get a bunch of stuff to grill. Because that was like the main reason we all really wanted to hang out was because we wanted to like grill food and just kind of hang out.

So, yeah, that's what we did. We kind of just hung out in the pool. It was so cloudy, but I was like, I just want to sit outside in the fresh air. Like, I don't care where I sit to do that. Yeah. But, like, I just want to sit outside. I was low-key freezing, though. Who wasn't? I was so cold. I was getting, like, heat flashes, though, in a weird way. I was, like, cold, but then hot two seconds later. Cold, hot, cold, hot. And you guys, things took a turn for events sitting by this pool, okay? So, we're sitting there, not really expecting much of it. One of our friends...

is had friends in town. And ironically, one of the friends that they had in town's mutual friend was an old social media friend of ours. I'll just name drop him. His name's Chase. He lives in Dallas. You guys have probably seen him in our content like years ago. We used to work with Rise and like Raw Gear with this guy. And so he's in town and I'm super excited about it because I'm like, oh, I can't wait to go out with you like this weekend, like old times, like super excited to see you. And as we're sitting there, like he shows up and then all of a sudden,

More social media people start showing up. Fucking Patty Cakes. Patty Cakes and his girlfriend who's fucking gorgeous. And what's the other guy's name? Baby Ziz. Baby Ziz. Baby Ziz. Whatever. Like these social media like. That we met at fucking Zoo Culture like three years ago. Oh like Chase is bringing his friends. Like you guys might know them. And like fucking like Patty walks in the gate. I was like Sam what the.

I'm like, Patty's here. We're like 100 feet away from them as they walk in. Taylor's like, Sam, is that Patty? I'm like, there's no fucking way. And I'm like squinting, looking at her, go, Patty! And I like scream, just like run over to him, give him a hug. And I'm like, oh my God. Like, it just felt like, you know one of those moments when

This is what I could relate it to. I was trying to tell one of our girlfriends this. I'm like, it just feels like you're seeing high school friends that you haven't seen in, like, years and you've changed a lot. Yeah, and it's weird when, like, it's such a small world. Like, wait, how is this random girl that we met in Austin, Texas, like...

Like, how are her friends bringing, like, our old social media friends? Like, what the fuck is going on? And then another one of our other girlfriends that does social media who's on prep was in Austin for the weekend because she might move here. So there was, like, 10 social media people there at the pool. And I'm like, oh, my God. Triggered. Yeah, I was like, Sim, are you triggered?

I was like, oh my God. Are you triggered? I feel like I'm in awful air. Yeah. But I was saying to one of my girlfriends because we went to the bathroom together and I was just kind of explaining to her. I'm like, dude, this feels like these are people from either high school or college that I haven't seen in years. And like we're rekindling things and like saying hi and just seeing how things are. But like we're different people because we've changed a lot in three years. And...

I just, like, I don't know how to feel about it. I'm like, it's just, it's weird. Because now I have a boyfriend. One of them has a girlfriend that they just brought. But, like, I don't know. It was good to see those specific people. It was just... Because we didn't have bad terms with those people. No, yeah, those are cool people. Those were our people. And I was like, okay, this is cool. Those are cool people, so it's good. Because that'd be really bad if... And they all might be moving here, which is pretty cool. Yeah, I love that. Like, literally, the girl was in town because she wants to move here. And then Patty and his girlfriend were looking at houses while they were in town. I was like...

geez like this is craziness so that would be cool and i mean i do like when like social media people live here because it kind of just like pushes me to like want to keep doing it and like i don't know it's good to be around the same type of energy and vibes even if not we're not like hanging out but yeah so um i'm sorry i'm looking at my photos just to get my brain in order um

met out for drinks and you got dinner yeah which so i was so cold i was like i was trying to my hardest to stay there until like three four just because i had nothing else to really do um which fun fact i was on shrooms that whole day oh i know your boyfriend oh he told you we microdosed so hard he was like me and sam did shrooms i was like what the fuck

When did he say that to you? He said it to, like, all of us. Oh, really? I didn't tell anyone. You weren't there, but, like, he told, like, me and, like, two other people. I was like, there's just, like, no point in telling anyone because, like, I'm microdosing so little. Yeah, he was like, we just did, like, a little bit. Yeah. But I could tell he took a little bit more than me, so he went to go sit in the, like, corner by himself for a few minutes. Oh, that's right. Yeah, no, it all makes sense. I could tell he took, like, a little bit more than me. That's probably why you were, like, weird with, like, the weather.

You think? I don't think so. It was not cold. Oh, I was freezing. But, no, if anything, like, when you microdose, it just makes you, like, happy and, like, colors are a little bit more popping. But even though the sun wasn't fucking out. He did say that. Yeah, that's funny.

But yeah, there was like a... Oh my God, there was a whole period of time where like all the girls were just sitting at the picnic table and all the boys were sitting at like the lounge chairs. And one of our girlfriends was at work and her brother's in town. So he was just kind of sitting with us because like obviously...

His sister's friends are the girls, so he's sitting with us at the picnic table. And we were just talking fucking tea on girl life, periods, sex, all this crazy stuff. And he's just sitting there like, oh my fucking God. He looks at one of our friends and goes, Claire, can I have the key to go back upstairs? We literally scared him away. Yeah, it was a rough conversation for sure. And I was even keeping some things to myself. So...

He's lucky he didn't get all of it. Yeah, he is lucky. I was like trying to be tame. And not gonna lie, I kind of felt a little bit hungover, but I wasn't hungover that day. I was so hungover that day. Like I could literally vomit at any second on Saturday. Because like we grilled up chicken skewers. I made some grilled pineapple. I had pasta salad. But I don't know if... My stomach was just out of fucking whack from my period. So I just like don't know. I don't know. It was a mix of weird things. But yeah, so then we...

All left. And I realized I was so hungry around like five o'clock. And we told all the girls not to go to drinks until 630. So I was like, fuck, like change of plans. I'm going to go early. I'm going to get dressed right now. And we're going to meet everyone up for food and drinks. Because the one place that we wanted to go to only did drinks. And I was like, fuck, I'm hungry. Like I need to eat before. So we changed like last minute where to go. We went to this place called Nixar.

I think it's called. It's on 12th.

and got food there it's one of those places where you order up the like at a window and then you get like a little card thing and you go sit back down and they didn't have a liquor license and we didn't know that until we got there so i was like fuck i guess it's gonna be a wine night for me and we ended up having a glass of wine and then that glass of wine was not enough so then we ended up buying a bottle of wine and me and my boyfriend guzzled down a one glass plus a whole bottle of wine i show up there i'm getting ready i'm like oh my god i was okay i got like

Three hours of sleep Friday night. So I'm dead running on empty after the pool. I took a nap. Um, and then I woke up, put on clothes, met y'all there. And I was like, Oh my God, I'm actually dying. I knew I was going to have a, like, I knew I was going to go back here like so early, but, um, I was like, no, I'm not drinking. So like I met y'all there. And then like, um, I ate before, thank God. So I was like literally just trying to not fall asleep at the fucking table. And then, um,

we went to in cahoots i love in cahoots it's such a good vibe and i was like dying there and i was like not gonna drink but i felt like such shit that i needed to get one drink because it was like the only thing that was gonna make me feel better i was like i feel like shit and like this is the only thing that's gonna help so i got one drink there and it did make me feel better but i was so tired i got no sleep this weekend you know what i said two weeks ago only way out is in

Yeah. So I had to get a drink cause I knew that if I went home, um,

this guy so i was like i'm gonna leave here because i was like i went out with my friends he's like jesus like like i'm dead and i was like no i'm i'm literally going home so early like i'm out of here by like 9 30 10 like i'm exhausted then he was like oh like let's watch a movie and i was like okay so yeah i knew i was like going back home i was like if i'm gonna see another human being like i feel like shit i need a little bit of alcohol to revive me yeah i um i

was obviously fucking plastered but I was quite literally the opposite but that's just because of that wine that I had and I just felt obligated to drink the bottle with my boyfriend but then we went into this place called Inca Hoots and I genuinely thought which there were like our entire like

friend group was at Inca Hoods but by the time we got there they all had left and went to West so I was like what the fuck like that at that time when we got there there was only like two other people there which was a couple I was like where did everyone go and they were like oh they all literally just left and I'm like fucking damn it like yeah I was excited to have like a big ass group that's what was like the vibe it was kind of like

everyone's going out. But then like three of our girlfriends didn't go and like no one was there. And I was like, oh wait, what did we get into? So it was just like a small, like intimate, like night. And I was like, whatever. Like I'm already kind of fucking drunk. But like I knew because I started at six that I was going to go, I wasn't gonna be out all night. Like I knew I was going to go home around like 10, 11. And so that was kind of like my plan continually going through the night. We were at Inca Hoots for one drink. And then we went over to Lucky Duck

And luckily that was the last place I was like, we went to Lucky Duck. Oh, so y'all didn't you didn't even leave that much after me then? No, I like left like pretty soon on. Honestly, I think I ordered Uber. I can probably check. But got one drink there. And then the one thing I need to do if I'm at Lucky Duck is go in the photo booth and get a duck. And so that's what we did. We didn't even go out in the back like we were. Yeah, I did. We were. Oh, yeah, we were for a little bit. But majority of the time, I feel like we were in the fucking front. I've never been in the front of Lucky Duck.

We were sitting in the back for a while. I was we were sitting back there for a little bit. No, we were. We were both. But I know we were in the back for a little bit. And then you went to the photo booth and then I said goodbye to you in the photo booth. But I could tell you all were like making out in the photo booth. So I was waiting outside. Oh, yeah. I mean, I was literally like waiting for you guys to stop kissing in the photo booth so I can open it and be like, bye, I'm leaving. Yeah, we did. We took we did two different like photo strips because I.

the photo booth there is very delayed so the first strip that we took which we tried redoing so you only get one redo in the photo booth so we did the redo and the redo was even worse than the original so like fuck so now we have to buy another one so we were in the photo booth for like yeah and it like looked like you guys are making out so i'm not gonna open the curtain right now but i left and then i go to this guy's apartment because he told i thought he was telling me to go there and like

whatever i'm like i'm gonna go there and he's like no let's go to your apartment and i'm like oh i'm like i already called the uber to your apartment and i'm here but he lives down the street so it's fine so like i walk in and like apartment buildings and i feel the same way about like being here like the concierge it's just so embarrassing yeah it's so embarrassing being like can you let me up to like this unit to see so and so and he's like those are good guys and i was like

okay i'm like he was like they're they're nice guys and i was like okay i it's whatever but i'm like i literally told him i'm like i bet this is a fun job i'm like you get to know like everyone's business yeah like you just get to know so much um oh but i forgot to say saturday morning this is why i also think having a concierge is brutal so saturday morning

This man leaves my place and I want to go get Starbucks. I was like, I'll walk out with you because I'm going to go to get coffee. So I'm walking out in boxer shorts and a sweatshirt. And he's obviously in clothes from last night. And we're just like, good morning. And it's like, oh my God, how embarrassing. I don't know. It's just like, it's so obvious. And I'm like, wait, having a concierge and a doorman. How embarrassing. They just know all of your business. I wonder if apartment complex are ever going to get to the...

like advanced route of just having like ai operations but yeah it's just embarrassing when like your concierge knows all of your business yeah a walk of shame always sucks but like i said i feel like ai like would be so much better no i like people i like a human interaction yeah but like how often are you saying hi to them i say hi to them every time i walk out the door

But if you need help with something, if you need something, it's nice to ask a person. Yeah. I just think apartment buildings are way too complicated for no reason. Oh, 100%. I feel like AI would fix that. Chat GPT knows every answer to everything. Get on it. Start. No, I would never. Start working on it. But yeah, so Saturday I left and then I had another sleepover. Damn. You're having more sleepovers than me. It...

It was such a fun weekend. And I told him, I said, I think you're going to ruin my life. And he was like, why do you think that? Can you be a slow burner with this one? I was like, I just think you're going to ruin my life. And I'm prepared for it. I was like, so, yeah. I was like, I'm just prepared for you to absolutely fucking ruin my life. That's all. She's going to have a two-week obsession with this man and then move on to the next. Oh, if they piss me off. But like...

so oh my god men that you're talking to like have they have like an instinct when like you have someone else like if you've been like following along like these men like like leave me hanging like are so bad at making plans with me tell me how i'm hanging out with one guy and then all of a sudden like men i know are like texting me saturday night like this man that like ditches me every weekend tries to ask me to come over on saturday

And I'm like, I was just about to ask you the question, but I'm like snooze. You lose, bitch. It's been weeks of you. Yeah, but that you should know. You should have fucking known from day one that he is just not fucking worth the energy. Yeah. Well, I stopped giving him the energy. Yeah, but I don't mind like fuck boy. If you're going to at least like give me what I want. No, but that's like that's girls only.

girls only can be fuck boys or girls like for example this guy could be a fuck boy if he wants because at least i'm getting something from it i guess but he's also getting what he wants like yeah but i'm getting what i want too so it's fine but anyway so this guy i'm like bro men just have it like in the air like when you're because i just talked about this with one of our friends that like she had like a guy here and then it's like guys start hitting her up i'm like bro it's like in the air like they kind of know that you're seeing someone and then they start talking to you so weird um

But yeah, I got like no sleep this weekend. I'm running on zero. It's fucking April fools right now. And I just got this notification from my boyfriend mentioned you in story. And this is what I see. Okay. I go to click on it. Read the bottom.

I just got so, this little fucker, he just sent me this picture of me. He just sent me this picture of me and goes, oh my God, look what just popped up on my phone. And I go, oh, cute. And then two seconds later, I get a notification. He just, so I'm like, oh my God. That is funny. I was just like, oh my God, he just posted me on my story or on his story. And then I get a notification and it says, mentioned you in story. So that's all I see in the preview of my DMs on Instagram. And if he pressed return, return, return, return, he goes, psych, April fools. How fucking rude.

That's rude. Post that pic of me. That's really rude. I've been really on the alert for April Fool's. I know, I gotta do something to him. I feel like you were gonna do something to me. No, I honestly forgot that it was April Fool's, not gonna lie. You just give like prankster energy. I just had to pay my first mortgage payment. Gross. I've been technically living in my house, not really because I had to put a down payment down, technically living in my house for the last month and a half for free. Okay.

What did you do Sunday? Sunday was actually pretty wholesome. You went to the park, right? Yeah, I was going to go paddle boarding, but again, weather fucking sucks. So we're like, you know what? We'll just go to the park. Didn't realize with Easter, everything's closed. So my boyfriend was like, oh, I'm going to get Chipotle. And I was like, okay, perfect. I'm going to get Sweet Greens. We'll both get what we love. And driving over to fucking Chipotle, realized it's closed, Easter. Then I was like, oh, what about Cava? It's right next door. Cava's closed. So luckily Sweet Greens is open.

We were both able to get sweet greens. But I did not realize with Easter, like, I thought, oh, people are going to have plans. They're going to be going to church. Like, no one's going to be around. Bro, the fucking park was packed. I was like, oh, damn. And then even people were paddle boarding like crazy even with the crappy weather. But I had like a pretty wholesome Sunday just kind of out and about. Brought the dogs with us. That was Cheese's first. Time at the park? Time at the park. But not even that. Also seeing a big dog. He's never seen a big dog before. Well, actually, he's our...

He's never been to your boyfriend's house? Yeah, he's seen Kona before. But, oh my God, it was just so funny seeing him run around with a big dog. I thought he was going to hate the dogs and do the growl thing that he does to him sometimes. And I was like, oh my God, this is going to end so badly. But he was enjoying every second of it. But he made me look like an idiot because sometimes he doesn't come back to me when I say his name. I'm like, Cheese, Cheese, come back. I'm like, dude, you're embarrassing me. You can't be doing this. Because he has an embarrassing name.

like yeah he can't make you stand there just saying just saying cheese cheese like it looks so stupid i'm like dude you can't look stupid and act stupid like have some brain pick one yeah pick one like because now you're embarrassing me because mac is stupid but he looks handsome yeah mac is so handsome but cheese just looks stupid which now that i'm realizing like they're both dumb dogs but now i'm realizing mac is just so smart

yeah mac is like a genius compared to this idiot mac can sit mac will stay mac knows how to go potty outside yeah you know how to go potty outside don't you and like oh dude with the squirrels too at the park mac was just fucking running from tree to tree just like trying to chase all the squirrels it was so fun my ex-boyfriend was at the park did you see him no i didn't i was like i saw on both your stories at the same time like maybe we went together on a double date

I would beat your fucking ass. Yeah, no. Oh, wait. We can't talk about Amira on the air anymore. I'm sorry. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Fuck. My bad. I'm going to get another fucking text. Fuck. Damn it. It's going to be like, stop talking about me on your fucking podcast. Sunday, I went to ABBA for lunch brunch situation. ABBA on South Congress here in Austin. So good. We had things to celebrate with my friends from dance. People just had like.

and like things. And we were like, let's go to brunch to celebrate. And it was so good. Food is just 10 out of 10 phenomena. Phenomenal whipped feta, inject it into my veins. Like it was so good. The pita bread,

So fire. And then our waiter was like, you guys were just a delightful table. Like nothing better than spending like a holiday on a Sunday, like getting like a really nice table to serve. And we were like, oh, like no problem, sir. Like I thought we were just being normal. But he was like, you guys were so nice, like pleasure serving you. And I said, it's funny because.

We had friends that used to go to ABBA for brunch, like, all the time. Yeah. And this guy was like, you guys were such a delightful table to serve, like, thanks. And I was just like, yeah, because he probably used to serve our delinquent friends. Yeah, that would sit in the corner, hide behind trees, and pop out from there. Yeah. Hey. So he probably used to serve them and then had a wonderful time serving us. But then after that, I literally, like, rotted on the couch the rest of the day because I got, like, a collective four hours of sleep the entire weekend.

And I took a melatonin at 8 p.m. and went to bed. I'm not going to lie. I just wanted to go to the bathroom in your room and I just looked at your bedtime thing and it had the container of melatonin and I was like, that's funny. Sleeping with the melatonin just right next to you. Yeah, I keep it right next to my bed. Yeah. That's one thing that I used to fucking use all the time is melatonin. My hinge date took some of my melatonin. He was like, I'm not going to fall asleep. I was like, okay, whatever. Take it. Yeah. Actually, you know what? Speaking of that,

Have you ever like... Well, obviously not because I feel like you would say it, but my boyfriend struggles badly when he drinks with insomnia. So like I'll just be like sleeping, snoozing. Yeah, tell me about it. I've been in a house with you while your boyfriend drinks and sleeps over. Yeah, and he fucking just is awake the whole time. Yeah, I know. He's just staring at me while I'm trying to sleep. I'm like... He gets like the worst insomnia from drinking. Like he just can't pass out. I'm like, I'm the complete opposite. I...

Turn into a rock. We stayed at an Airbnb together and at like two in the morning, someone's just like being so loud in the fucking kitchen drinking poppies. Yeah. No, this man's needs to like figure it out. Maybe I should buy those. And then he would wake up in our house at like 6 a.m. being like,

hey yo Tay Tay and I'm like bro it's the fucking morning it's like chill six in the morning like I'll be like sleeping and I'll roll over he goes are you awake and I'm like awake it's six in the morning like no yeah and then if like there'd be like music on and then I go downstairs and there he's like wearing like sunglasses and like boxers I'm like can you get it together like I live here too bro like

I know. Chill with yourself. But I don't have to deal with that anymore. And I... He sleeps over now every, like, every weekend. We've come into a place now that I, like, live... Now I live in a home, like, where he can, like, hang out with no cat or allergies. We spend, like...

From Friday, him getting off work to Sunday night, together the entire time over the weekends. And I have never done that. I used to be like that. But I... That's not for you. And I'm getting used to it, but I have to tell him. I look at him and go, I just need an hour to myself just to scroll on my phone and be alone for an hour. Don't talk to me. So I'm on my date on Friday. And I'm like, I have a cat. He's like, I'm allergic to cats. I'm like...

So Friday night, like his eyes are... But he's like, but my brother has a cat. Like, I'm fine. Like, I build up like a tolerance to it. It's like not a big deal. And I'm like, okay. But like in my head, I'm thinking how your boyfriend was. Like your boyfriend's like literally can't handle. Friday night, this man's like eyes just keep getting worse and worse and worse. And I'm like, you're like allergic to the cat. And he's like, I'm fine. Okay, but then Saturday, fine. Like you built a tolerance in 24 hours. Yeah, that's weird. So my friends were like, he might have taken like allergy meds like before he got there. I'm like, maybe. Maybe.

But, yeah, when he said he was allergic to cats, I'm like, oh, that. Sorry, buddy. But he didn't seem to care. Yeah, I mean, if you can build up a quick tolerance, then that's fine. Yeah, he was fine the next day. Yeah. But I felt so bad. Like, literally, his eyes just kept getting a little bit more red by, like, the hour. I was like, ooh, sorry. Do you want to get into the questions? Yeah. So, I just went onto the Instagram. First one I fucking see. Sam. Or, why did Sam say last episode that she used to be chunky? Because I was. Like...

I was chunky at two points in my life. When we were bulking, I was chunky. And in high school, I was chunky. I don't know if that's like a trigger for you. I'm sorry, but yeah, I was chunky. Sorry if that's like a bother to you. I don't know what to tell you. Sorry if it bothers you that...

I was chunky. Yeah. I don't like what the fuck. What kind of question is that? And it's like comparatively like chunky compared to now. Yeah. Like the jeans that I wear now. I was chunk chunk. That's what I said last week. I go, I was chunk chunk. My jeans used to not fit me. And like, oh, yeah, no. Yeah. I was I used to be a size six. Now I'm like a two.

same zero i don't even fucking know because i wear extra i wear extra small in white fuck so i don't know what that is i used to be like a medium yeah that's people are gonna be like you think a medium is chunky for my for us for my for my build yes same anyways anyways all right um taylor what prompts you to have what prompts do you have on hinge um

Uh, oh, I don't have him read the hinge profile. Let's just screen record it and put it on the screen. I don't have hinge on. I think I have it on my other phone. Oh, no, I remember I have what I one of them is my answer is a large Diet Coke. I don't know if it's like what I order for the table or my guilty pleasure or something. It says a large Diet Coke gets a lot of likes.

I have, if you have one song you could listen to for the rest of your life, what is it? I really like to see people's answers to that because it makes me literally know if I like you or not. Because if you put an EDM song, we're just not going to get along. Not going to get along. I'm not going to date you. And I think I have... I think that's the only writing that I have or had. I deleted it. And then...

yeah i just have like pictures you know what's funny so the montana boys did like one of those like stupid cheesy red flags green flags tiktoks where they walk in a line and they turn i saw that i saw that one of them has a mirror selfie yeah i don't have mirror but i agree with that because that just means like i don't know friends yeah do you not have friends if someone's whole thing is like selfie and mirror pictures i'm like when i have pictures like

things yeah add things people so photos for you i have other prompts one of them is my instagram story mainly includes and i have a video of me dancing um that gets a lot of likes too and i think that's it yeah what is your worst but funniest drunk night oh my god my worst funniest drunk night was literally last weekend yeah i honestly just feel like i just get really really drunk but i feel like i don't do a lot of stupid things like no i have i can't remember last time i thrown up last time i

memorial day last year and I threw up in my own sink and I was convinced I didn't do it, but like, I can't really think of, I don't, last weekend. I not like this past one we just talked about. So I guess like two weekends ago that was not stupid that it was harmful, just stupid, like funny, stupid, you know, didn't like, there was no bad decisions made. They were just like out of pocket, but yeah, but no harm. Um, how do,

How do you make sure to remain independent even in a relationship? One thing for me, I lacked this in my relationship before the relationship I am in with my boyfriend is that I didn't have any friends or I wouldn't make plans outside of things that revolved around my boyfriend. So make sure you are still maintaining friendships. I think it's a little bit different now for me with my relationship is because...

I had friends going into the relationship that were outside of his friendship. Whereas when I was dating my high school boyfriend, it's like, we were all in the same friend group in high school. Like I relied a lot on like, if we're doing things as a group, like I know he's going to be there, which like,

vice versa, kind of, like, similar now, but not really. I think independence in your relationship is still maintaining friendships with other people. Yeah, and then independence in terms of, like, not in the friendship side, but just, like, things you need to get done on your own. Yeah. Like, I take that really far in relationships, almost to the point that I was very negative to my last relationship, because...

I had my full-time job at the time and all my social media stuff and then like I teach dance and I would like to go to dance three times a week and it got to the point where like Monday through Friday we wouldn't see each other and like uh I think I took the independence too far because I was like I have my shit I need to do during the weekend like I don't fucking want you around um which I feel like that's not always the healthiest but for me um being really stern on like

Like, I teach dance on Tuesdays and, like, I am not going to be with someone who's like, you should maybe stop that so that we can hang out. Yeah, like, don't cancel plans for them. You know what I mean? Like, no, that's what I do. And, like, I do that on Tuesdays and...

that's it. I'm not going to like cancel because of that or like rearrange your schedule for a guy in terms of like, just like shit you like to get done. Also not relying on your significant other to do things. For instance, like I just moved into a house. I didn't wait around for like my boyfriend to like build something for me or like,

Just like other things, like just knowing that you're capable of doing things on your own. Like there's nothing one sexier or like intimidating for a man when they can see that a female is capable of doing all these things without a man in her life. So just knowing and being capable of doing those things and you don't need a man to

man's like not power but just like capabilities to do things I think that's just one thing for me because growing up with like my brothers and my dad like I just have always grown up doing like the yard work mulching like painting like all those things so that's just one thing that I kind of carried into my relationships and I think it's like kind of a little bit intimidating for them knowing that like I can't do those things on my own I think also um having a boyfriend that's independent on his own because people would ask me all the time again like what I said like when I was working like two jobs and all this people were like

How is your boyfriend? You know, how do you handle that with your boyfriend? Like I said, I maybe took it too far. I literally wouldn't see him during the week, but he also worked too and like had shit he needed to do. And like he played like sports again. I shouldn't be talking about him on here apparently, but like he had like, he was in a sports league with his friends. You know what I mean? Like,

They need to have things too. It's not like he's sitting around fucking twiddling his thumbs waiting to hang out with me. He had things he was doing. Cause that's really important too. If you have a significant other that likes to do things and like has their friends and all that, that'll rub off on you. If you have a significant other that has no friends, like my boyfriend in high school had no friends, like,

That is going to be hard. Yeah. I feel like there's also like pros and cons to that because I realized me and my boyfriend are like very much the same on that. Very independent and like have our own friends, our own lives outside of the relationship. But one thing that I realized that the two of us were doing a little bit too much of was our independence on the weekends. Like,

like the weekend would roll around and be like fuck like I only saw you like once this weekend like so you just gotta be like extra aware of like how much you're being independent because you want to make sure you obviously are putting the time into the relationship because I realized we went like a month of like weekends back to back to back to back and we were we were just like fuck like we didn't really like hang out a lot yeah so we've kind of just like gone back into the groove of like okay like yes we have the independence but like let's just make sure we're like maintaining and balancing like both

It's hard. It's hard. I feel like you never feel like you're doing it right. Yeah. You're on my phone and I have to look at the questions. Top three icks in a guy. Okay, like stupid icks or red flags? They can be anything. Okay, so like...

general like no like manners or chivalry like walking on the wrong side of the sidewalk sitting on the booth like doing all that little shit do that right or else i'm gonna judge you for it my biggest ick of all time is a man that's like into like too into social media oh one thousand oh my god it makes me want to vomit it makes me want to vomit like

uncontrollably. I respect the grind. I do social media too. But like people, when they know me, like you wouldn't even know I do social media. And like men that even if you're very successful online, which I wouldn't really date an influencer guy, that's just not my type. But let's say even if I did like,

it shouldn't be so obvious that you're so fucking obsessed with your instagram because i'm telling you people i know probably wouldn't even know i do social media like i there's nothing i do in front of people that makes it very obvious that i'm fucking filming like yeah i don't even bring a tripod to the gym every single time i work out like i don't know a man that's obsessed with instagram makes me i could die ick red flag whatever you want to call this i would say also the

that guy's friends. So if you're seeing one, talking to someone or you're dating them and their friends are like making fun of him for hanging out with you or any of that, like if their friends just suck, if their friends suck, like friends are the biggest thing to me. I'm like, I can't like, they got to be supportive of him being happy, him being a little bit of a simp. Like why the fuck is he, his friends making fun of you?

your boyfriend for being a simp like allow him to be a simp i just don't like that i and then a big thing for me is just the guy like not not going after what they want and not initiating plans like i made a tiktok just about this but like i don't need texting buddies like you don't need to text me all the time or just like wait around like i don't know like don't be a little like pushover like be assertive know what you want be confident not no confidence is gross um

So maybe they're kind of supposed to do it. Dude, people are ballsy on here. Like what? I'm not going to say them out loud. Okay, I'll look. I'll just show you. Right? Not F. Mary kill my ex-boyfriend. Yeah, that's so fucked up. That's crazy. Actually, I have an answer, but I can't say it out loud. No, but you're not saying it out loud. What other cities would you consider yourself living in?

I've always wanted to move to New York, but I'd never do it. I think I could just see myself moving back to Florida, honestly. Yeah. I don't know where else I'd go. So for me, I kind of know what this is going to be my plan. Obviously, like with my boyfriend and work, like things can change based on like his career path. But my career path, like I can live wherever the fuck I want. So I just ideally see myself. I bought this place here in Austin and I see myself living in here for a few years and

And then my family, I feel like is slowly, my parents are gonna retire in Florida. And then my brother goes to school or went to school. He's gonna be graduating is in Tampa. So I don't know. I just see myself maybe getting like a condo in Florida just so that way, like every now and then whenever I want, I have the leisure to go visit my parents in Florida when they retire. So having a house here, having a condo in Florida,

And obviously when I get to the route of having a family, I can see that definitely changing where I settle. But for right now in the next like five to eight year plan, like having this house and getting a condo in Florida.

love that for you like i don't need a house in florida like the fuck i want a little condo visit my visit my family for like a week at a time or like a weekend like oh like this weekend like let's go visit my parents you know who knows and yeah um bro there's there's another like crazy question here

Someone said, who do you think your followers prefer? Like which one of us? That's a wild question. Me. That's a wild question. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, everyone keeps asking lately. I don't know why, but people notice that I had my belly button pierced.

And I don't wear it. Like, I don't know what crazy answer you guys want me to give. Like, there's literally no crazy answer other than that. I just like don't want to wear it anymore. I every time because I wanted to put it back in. I always I took mine out because it fell out. And then I years later put it back in and then it fell out again. Yeah, it's there's not really like an over. I just like, I don't know. I just feel like not like chewy, but it's not my vibe. Yeah.

If you could change anything from your life right now, what would you change? Love you guys. I kind of like this question. Like, what could I change in my life right now? Yeah. What could I change in my life right now? I don't want a job. Which I think I'm getting a job in May, so. I think I would change. My life is kind of great right now, so. I don't really know. This is a very interesting question, but I want to give an answer. I would say I'd have, I'd like still have my job.

I would say that. But, like, my life is good right now. I would probably travel more. That would be mine. Travel more. I feel like I've, over the last, like, obviously buying a house and then getting another fucking dog, like, kind of ties me down here in Austin. But I do want to get back into the grind of just, like, doing little trips. Even if it's weekends, during the week, like, just getting out of here and exploring. Because that used to be something that I was really passionate about was traveling a lot. Yeah. Yeah.

tips for feeling confident when going out this is gonna be a no-brainer but wear clothes you're comfortable wearing like if that means that you're it's gonna take you an hour to pick out an outfit so be it you want to be comfortable when you go out you don't want to feel uncomfortable because then that's just gonna make you feel less confident in yourself it also it's like everything else like it almost like takes practice like i used to be a not not like not confident but very very very not outgoing and now i'm like

as I've gotten older and more adult, I realized I'm very, very confident. And I wouldn't even say, I don't know if like outgoing is the right word, but like I'll talk to anyone. And like, I used to not be like that. Like I have the confidence. I will talk to literally anyone. I will do a stupid fucking dance on a table. Like I'll get on the stage and like do something dumb. Like I don't care. And I think that's just like,

that's a newfound confidence and that's not like someone told me one tip and i learned it one day to the next it's just like exposure therapy especially for someone like me like if you used to be like a stand in the corner like not want to draw attention to yourself like shy vibe it's sort of just exposure therapy like now i'll straight up do anything talk to anyone yeah i agree

Because it's, like, the way you... Not necessarily, like, the way you grow up, but it's just, like, the way, like... People are the way that they are from the way that they grow up. So it's just, like, changing things in your routine or just, like, kind of making yourself uncomfortable. Yeah. What are some things you are both struggling with at the moment? Oh. I'm having a weird body image time. Really? Yeah. I don't get too hung up on it because...

I have gone through it before and I know it,

This too shall pass. Like, I'll get over it. It's not a big deal. But I'm going through a weird body image time. Like, I'm at the gym and I, like, a million times will, like, make comments about how I look. And I keep having to tell, like, my friend we're working out. I'm like, bro, I need to fucking stop. Like, I'm being, like, a toxic motherfucker. Like, I'm going through, like, a body image thing. Damn, I'm sorry. Well, I know things will change up. It's like a click of the switch, though. I don't put too much weight on it because I'll get over it. It's, like, not a big deal. I'll get over it. And then, like I said in the last episode...

And you can think I'm toxic or not. Like if I'm having a bad body image thing, guess what? Like every day last week and like I'll do it this week. Like I wake up and I do 30 minutes on the treadmill. Like I'm kind of like, like I'm going to like wash on my face. Like, I don't know. I'd rather not sit and cry about it. I'd rather do something about it. I think what I'm struggling with at the moment is my ADHD.

not gonna lie guys i've been debating it for a while i have not taken my adderall medication in four years and i'm debating getting back on it just to kind of help me during the week to like fucking get shit done i've been like i've been pushing out the content like left and right like i post a fucking reel every single day on instagram and my content's doing amazing but i think in the other sense of like

I try to balance too many things at once and I calm down. That's my ADHD doing it. I can't do one thing at once. I'm balancing too many things on my plate. I don't know. I've been dabbling in the idea of getting back on my medication. We shall see. It's just a fucking hassle to do it. At least for me, the reason I haven't been going back onto it when I tried to go back on it two years ago is I have to be in person to get re-approved for a refill and

Girl, I live in Texas. My health insurance is in Massachusetts, so, like, that's just not easy for me to do. The worst. Yeah, so. Get cerebral. What is that? It's like an online psychiatrist. I get my medication through cerebral. Maybe. I don't know. I got to talk to my mom. My mom is... She has all the answers for me on that. Anyways. We got a lot of questions on Austin, so I feel like soon we should do an Austin episode. Yeah.

yeah we can run that back um because there's a lot of questions in here about austin so i would love to do that mackie how do you get over a breakup with someone that you thought you were gonna marry oh time yeah time and going on dates with new people i am in a situation where i have like i'm dating like i'm out here like playing the field and like stuff like last weekend it really really or like this past weekend

it was so fun and like that like butterfly feeling that like it's this realization that like you're gonna have that again yeah like you're gonna obviously like i mean not not saying like you're gonna feel you're gonna marry someone again but just like it's gonna be fun like like my last relationship i was like but like that first date that went so well like i don't know if i'll ever meet someone and like click like that so fast like

i'd say my dates last week and hanging out with this guy was better yeah then like that date like i don't know there's just like those feelings of like butterflies and that excitement you will have it again and once you take a little bit of time to yourself like i took like a few months to myself where i was like not really talking to anyone figure shit out like there's other people out there's like time and honestly dating again like

is really the only way that helps like i don't know it's really fun when you realize that you're you have like spark with other people and like there's so many people out there yeah and this is not something i struggled with but this is something that like one of my girlfriends is kind of going through and you also need to remember that like every love is going to be different you can't compare your said last relationship where you thought that you were going to marry the person you can't compare it to like

a new potential relationship or a relationship you're trying to get into that place of like being in love with them or maybe you are in love with them but it's not to the point of the love that you had for somebody else but you just need to remember it's always going to be different like if you have I'm just going to like compare it to like the situation that one of our friends is going through is like

Her ex is from her hometown. They were with each other 24-7. They met each other's family. Like, you just were around them all the time. You knew so much about them, whereas compared to dating now in a new city, it's like you're not going to get to that deep level as quickly with that person. And love is just going to look different in all aspects, so you can't compare –

like dating now to like that person that you thought you were going to marry, because that will kind of stop you from wanting to get deep into a relationship with someone new is if you're going to keep comparing it to like that last relationship of that person that you're like, Oh my God, I was going to marry this person. Like I dealt with that a lot. Yeah. Like it, it's definitely hard and it sucks, but I'm telling you like time, like once you take a few months for yourself and then once you're ready to start like dating again, like,

when you like have fun in that spark with other people and that like oh like i didn't think i'd ever find that again like you will there's so many people out there that you will go on a date and be like wow that was so fun like it's fun like to have like butterflies again and do that all again it's very fun um it's terrifying though how is mac doing without the cat um he has cheese i think i think he's doing just fine he's cheesy man yeah

yeah he doesn't know what's going on i i think he was a little or no not even mac was a little bit confused i feel like when i just brought mac in here cheese was a little bit confused he was like phineas was confused or that's what i meant phineas was a little bit confused phineas was a little confused i think you forgot about him yeah he's like who is this um sorry i'm reading these that's why i'm like it's like dead quiet sorry we didn't leave you

have i've noticed that my body has changed from running i mean yeah obviously i think it's i'm doing a shit ton of not a shit ton of cardio i'm only running twice a week but from that like i'm gonna notice some changes in my body but i don't really care like yeah that's like who cares like to me like i'm having fun with it i'm doing what i want i'm confident i have literally no body issues like

If I'm running because I want to look a certain way, then that's an issue. But I'm literally just running because I love running. I enjoy running. I'm not doing anything right now, like, workout-wise to look a certain way. I'm just working out to just, like, enjoy it and, like, feel good. So, yeah, I don't think, like, if you're going to run because you want to, like, lose weight or look a certain way, like, be careful with that because that can be a very bad approach to it slash, like,

I don't know. I fell victim to doing cardio like years and years ago. I'd be on the fucking Stairmaster for 60 minutes because like I was literally only doing cardio, not because it felt good, because like I wanted to look a certain way. So just be careful with workouts. So, yeah, I mean, obviously I'm noticing differences in my body, but I don't really care. Do do do do do do. Oh, we already answered that.

Taylor, did you randomly stop doing 75 hard? Girl, what happened? Oh, I did 55 days. My family came to visit. Well, no, the weekend before I got drinks with my friend and then I kept doing it. So I had like one day off in the two months. So I did 60 days with like one day off technically. But my family came to visit. And like if you saw my content, I was posting how my family came to visit. I might stop. And that's what happened. My family came to visit and I just...

enjoyed my time with my family yeah so i did like two months um how many kids do we want to have um if it depends on what day you ask me in my head zero um but when i actually decide i want a family probably two but like right now none yeah i say two i would love to have twins so i can only go through that process once but i just need to give my kid a sibling because i love my siblings and i want them to have that but oh my god i'm such like i don't want to have kids but i know i'll

Probably changed my mind. Yeah. No fucking rush, though. Don't look at me and be like, when, though, Sam? No. Not anytime soon. I got my two dogs. Has Sam ever thought about doing those classes that Taylor does? No, but our friends have definitely dabbled in the idea of fucking showing up and surprising and not even telling her that we're coming.

You would look like a deer in headlights if we walked in. Yeah, literally on Saturday, they were like, by the way, at dinner, we all said that we're going to show up to your class unannounced. And I'm like, I would die. But I'm like, the thing is, you need to give me... I would like a heads up because I'd make it easier. No, no, because in the...

that like is defeating the whole point of us going like the whole point of us going is because we want to surprise you and like see your reaction to us showing up i will just be on edge but i'm like i told everyone like you have to take it seriously though because this is like if you don't like i'll act like i don't know you and like you have to get out because like i work here and like they're gonna fire me like i'm like you have to take it seriously like you can't you can't like fuck around and like

ruin everything i was like and also if you guys show up you will have to pay i'd have no way of getting y'all in for free yeah that's above my uh like pay grade i can't get people in for free how much is it 20 bucks i think oh geez 20 dollars unless you buy packages that's crazy well because like a lot of people you buy multiple you don't buy one you buy multiple then they're cheaper that's crazy though because it's like you're not using equipment

Like, I can get berries or, like, Pilates being, like, $20. Because, like, there's equipment and shit. I think they're, like, $20. Yeah. I don't get paid that. It's just an empty room. Yeah. That's crazy. I don't set the prices. Seems overpriced. I don't set the prices. But most people buy a package, so they're not $20 a class. It might end up being, like, $10. Yeah.

Dude, we should do one of these drunk because I would totally answer some of these. But you're paying for my time. You're paying for my creativity. Yeah, but you're getting paid like a hourly rate. Yeah. You're not getting paid by how many people show up. Yeah, no, I get paid hourly. Yeah, I don't know. Take it up with the owner.

But yeah, some of these I would answer if I was drunk. Like, who's the rudest celebrity slash influencer you've ever met? If I had a drink in me, I would totally answer that. I would say now the only reason I wouldn't is because I don't like to give that name attention on my platforms. You know what's so sad, too, is like I saw her in a few videos the other day. And I'm like, you just look exactly how you looked three years or two years ago. Worse. Miserable. You look miserable. And good. Yeah.

um do do do why didn't we go to the unwell event i don't know i don't i don't know i didn't want to wait in a line that and also just like it was a pop-up that was like gave 24 hour notice and i was like i don't think i'll ever fangirl so hard over like influencers anything that like i need to like get in line and like wait in line for i don't know if it's just because like we've been in places with like big influencers before like influencers i'm not gonna wait

hours in line to meet an influencer yeah i'm just not i don't really care yeah me neither i don't know so many of these are about like fitness and like losing weight a lot of them are like really out of pocket and i just like feel like we have a lot of episodes that answer those and i feel like i don't know i'm just like not super inspired by like fitness or like calorie deficits or like any of that shit anymore that i just i just like don't have the motivation to talk about it multiple people ask what's your favorite sex position uh i like riding on top missionary

This one person, Miss Emily, asked so many questions about Austin. I'm like, don't worry, girl. We'll do an episode for you. Yeah, we'll do an episode. Taylor, are you completely over your ex? Which one? No. Right now. No specifics. Right now, like, I'm the most over any exes I've ever been right now.

like i'm and it's because i've had a lot of fun going on hold on let me go to the search engine in this podcast instagram and see if you've been oh i haven't cleared it if it's there i don't know man if it's there it's old because there's no way because i always go onto my page to go look okay because i don't i'm just i'll just expose myself i don't use this instagram to do that yeah i don't know i don't i literally don't do it i'll always go to my instagram and like i don't do i do it on it i do it on this one other instagram i have

See, now I'm back at the top. Listen, I will expose myself all day and night. I do it on a different Instagram. You're still looking. Oh, yeah. Well, I'm just like, listen. You're not over it. I said I'm the most over I've ever been. I think what you need to do is delete that burner account. Yeah, maybe. And then I'm going to take the steps. You know what? I'll block it. And I'm going to block...

That baseball count right now. But I did say completely, I said I'm the most over it I've been. I might actually DM them and be like, hey, will you block this account for me? So yeah, just again, I'm the most over it I've ever been. Like it's a spectrum. And I'm pretty far. Because I've had like, I'm really enjoying being single and like dating right now that I'm kind of like, I don't really want you around anymore.

If that makes sense. Yeah. Like I'm having fun and like enjoying my life and I don't have space for a boyfriend. This one question for you is very interesting. Do you feel that your social footprint with will affect your ability to get a nine to five job? No. Cause you know what actually, okay. So I was interviewing for, well, one, I'm not looking for super corporate jobs. I look for like fun social media manager jobs. So making that clear.

I was interviewing for this job at an agency, which they basically told me that they'll give me the job offer in like May. So whatever. But the reason they didn't, they're like, we interviewed someone else. And like for the brands they're talking about has a more like out of pocket, like out there online persona that'll like fit a little bit better. And I was almost trying to stay more professional. And I'm like, oh, but you want out of pocket?

um i'll be out of pocket online like i didn't know that's what you wanted should have you should have made that clear from the beginning i'll talk about anything online so with social media manager positions it in like the trendier nature of the world like it doesn't really matter like you can be a social media manager for like a sex toy company you know what i mean like where that shit doesn't matter so literally in this interview i just got they said they pick someone like more like out of pocket than me and i'm like

I didn't know that's what you wanted or else I could have been my like I was trying to keep it professional. Yeah. I didn't know you wanted me to come in hot. Yeah. That's weird because like why wouldn't they just say that in the interview? We're looking for someone that like out of pocket. Yeah. Like ritual videos. Do you want me to make? Yeah. I mean, I basically told him that because they're like, are you comfortable on camera? I was like, yeah, I'm like, I'll do whatever you want. But they basically told me that they'd give me like that they'll.

be, like, hiring. Like, they basically gave me the job offer and, like, gave me the information of the job offer and just said that it would be May. Yeah. So, I think in May, I have a job. Like, I think the email was literally them just being, like, does this sound good? And, like, they literally were, like, talked about, like, salary compensation or whatever. They were, like, it'll just be, like, a start date in May. I was, like, okay. Yum. Anything else to go? Oh, speaking of being the most over... My ex-boyfriends, when I moved, I threw out all...

stuff related to ex-boyfriends. We talked about this in here, right? About the memory boxes. Yeah, well, I threw it all away. Yeah. You can keep some of them. I have my high school box, but I threw away everything. Yeah. My mom has a bunch of my photo books and just memory...

books from high school and whatever now that i live in a house and i have like the storage for it i'm like i want my mom to ship down all those boxes and like all my yearbooks and all those fun things but my mom was like that would be so expensive to like put in a box and like send down so my mom was like if you come home in the summer just bring a or a checked bag and throw it all in that yeah i'm like okay i guess i will have to do that

Not that I'll ever probably look through it. Maybe I will, but it's fun. Yeah. I don't really look through mine either, but I did throw away a bunch of stuff. Oh, you know what actually should have been my favorite of the week? My boyfriend for my...

house warming gift i guess you could say he kind of like waited off on it because like he knew i was gonna be buying a lot of things so he was just kind of like eyeing like what i wouldn't have after i was kind of fully settled and he got me a digital like slideshow picture frame thing and buy those for like their grandmas yeah so but the one night he got me i really like so it's called frame oh and you basically can sync it up with your family and like right they can send a photo like instantly and i'll get a notification thing it'll be like

with a caption on it. It's really cool. I'll get my mom and dad that. If I take photos with my boyfriend over the weekend, I can send it on over to their thing and they'll have pictures of me and my boyfriend. Yeah. I don't know what I was about to say. That's about it. I don't go much. Cheese is currently...

In surgery right now. He's getting neutered. Bands is a fucking horny little guy. Okay, let me tell you that right now. Like, he's very horny. And dominant features are coming out. So I was like, time to get rid of those nuts. So I'm going to go pick him up after this. And he's going to be so loopy. They said he was... They were like, he's going to be a very loopy boy for the next... I kind of feel like shit today. So if I've been off this episode, it's because I feel like shit. Yeah, but...

That's about it for me. We talked about it for an hour and a half, which is great. Always. And Mackie got to come. And he didn't fuck anything up. Yep. Mackie, do you have anything to say? Oops. I fucked things up. Do you have anything to say, Mackie? No. You want to cry? Whine a little bit? Okay. Never mind. He doesn't care. Well, see ya. Bye.