Situationships & Our First Triple Date
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I wasn't trying to look, but I didn't realize people had different colored nipples. Like, I just didn't really realize that. Oh, yeah! And then you start to wonder, like, what colored peoples are. And, like, if you can... Does anybody do that? Um, isn't it, like, your lip color? Is it? Or I think I saw somewhere that, like, your best lipstick color is your nipple color. Yours is your lip color? Yours is kind of yours. Yeah. Yeah. You've seen my nipples. I've never seen yours. So Jordan's too modest. Yeah, mine are, like...

Kinda. Pinky mauve color. Well, nipples. Yours aren't dark. Why would they be dark? Because you're dark. Do you want to see? I'll show you a picture. I can do. Welcome back to another episode of Mean Girl Pod. Today's energy is so high. Why is it so high? Tell us. Because we're going on a triple date. What?

The mean girls are hanging out tonight. It's so funny. You know what's also odd about that? What? Like, how do we not do this more often and, like, fully commit and, like, do a triple date? Or a five-pod date. Wait, Alex. Wait. Please rewind. How would we have ever done that? I've had no man in my life. But we still... You would think, like, the five of us. Like, the fact that we don't, like...

I feel like we are not planners. We are not. Jordan is the planner. So like Alex and I are not the planners and we would have been the ones to like, Jordan's not going to be like, all right, it's time for a five pod. Right.

Yeah, me, Graham, Mike, Alana, and Alex. Let's get into it. I don't know. Yeah, you and I are like, that's a fun idea. Every time I see Mike, it's like, we should do dinner. And then it's like, but I know we're not going to do it. No one's going to do it. You're the one that's going to do it. Exactly. Before we do that, though, let's talk about how.

Pink Whitney is my friend sent me a photo of a bar last night. Pink Whitney was sitting on it among all the other alcohols and it glows. It does. It's just a glowing bottle of pink. It's cheery. It's happy. It's the holiday season. So what Jordan and I exercised on Sunday, go to the bar and buy all of your friends Pink Whitney shots because it's the best way to get to the holidays and go buy the little nips or pocket shots. Put them in everyone's stockings.

I think that would be the best Christmas gift because then you guys can all take a shot as a family, like to start the Christmas day together. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah. Happy holidays. And then everyone will feel less awkward opening their gifts. Yes. Yes.

Because you have to fake. You know when you get a present and you open it up and you're like, I don't want. And you have to fake it. And you're like, oh my God, thank you. That's why I hate opening gifts in front of people. If you had a Pink Whitney shot, you'd just be like, yeah. Yeah, sometimes I'm... You know what? I'll let you finish that before I was going to go into a tangent. Go to your local bar today or your local liquor store and order Pink Whitney. Tis the season. Cheers. Yay. I'm so excited for tonight. It's going to be...

That's going to be so much fun, but I'm sure everyone that's listening is like, what's going on? Like, who's the boy? Like, what's the sixth person? Who's the sixth man? What's going on? It is. I'm just kidding. First, last name, social security number. Well, situationship. What? You said, who's the man? What's a situationship? I'm hearing this term thrown around, but I don't know what it means. It's like you said, what's a situationship? I do have a lisp today. Sorry. No, I feel like TikTok is like blowing up situationship. I...

Actually, now that I think of it, I don't think it was a term we used until a few months ago. No, it's new. It is new, yeah. So, I don't know. Okay, so a situationship, to me, is a little complex because I feel like, in the beginning, it was just that...

relationship you have with another person where you were you you both like didn't know what you were you're casual you're not exclusive but you're seeing each other somewhat consistently okay then i think tiktok turned into this super toxic term because all the trends are like my situationship broke my heart worse than my five-year relationship my situationship

treats me like crap x y and z so now I feel like situationship is turning into this term of like a guy who just like strings a girl along but it's not that it's a situation that you're in but it's not a relationship it's a situationship it's like the term before yeah because to me I think there's a timeline of a relationship and it's when you first meet somebody

The situationship where you guys don't really know what you're doing or what you want to come from it. Okay. But you're getting to know one another, so I don't think it's toxic. And then you have the time where maybe you ask to be exclusive, but you're not boyfriend-girlfriend. You're just like, hey, let's not see other people. And then you have the let's be boyfriend-girlfriend. Is the middle one where you ask, like, let's be exclusive, that's not a situationship anymore? I don't think so because...

That's a good question. That actually is a great question. I'm trying to get my bearings here. Oh, that's a great question. So, like, if there's three, like, I understand the first one's a situationship because it's not defined. And the last one is, of course, defined. That's relationship. But what's the middle of that called? Have we coined that term? Well, do you think that's, like, dating? I think that's...

I think that's dating. Or being exclusive. Okay, okay, that's what it is. Okay. Yeah. I wouldn't say a situationship is fully exclusive because then you would know what you guys were. Like, if a guy was like, hey, Jordan, let's be exclusive, I would be like, we're not in a situationship because I know where this is leading. Oh, and that's not a situation. That's defined. Yeah. So situationship is just an undefined time. Yeah, you're dating someone consistently, but you don't really know where you want to go. You guys...

Maybe you're seeing other people. It's just a situation you're in because you don't have a definite answer of what it is. Okay, so this guy, your situationship that's going tonight, how have you... Like, why did you get the invite? People are going to want to know. Yeah, honestly, that's a good question because one day it was just like...

Okay, we're going to this. He's in. Could you do something? You've kind of been seeing a little, texting. We've got to give them something. They're probably like, what's going on? I sometimes hate this podcast. I know. I'm like, crap, I forget that. They need context. I know. I know. What was your question? Sorry. Just a little color around the guy. You don't have to say much, just like you've been seeing him a little. Yeah. He's just somebody who has...

I've been in and out of my life for a while. He's caught your attention? He's caught my attention. Okay, so you got a little crush. Yes. Well, and you guys know him, so... Or you guys have met him a few times. Yeah. By now. So I felt like a date of six would be fun because it's not the first time you guys are meeting him.

And the boys know him, too, because we all met out one night. So it's, like, easy. Exactly. So that way... So it's not like, oh, guys, I want to introduce you to X, Y, and Z. You just, like, already know him. Yeah, we're like, nucks, bro. Yeah. Graham and him are friends. Yeah. On B-Real. Yes. You guys can tell, like, how uncomfortable this is making me. Because I don't... Situationships are so awkward because...

I guess now that I'm talking about it out loud, since you don't know where the other person's head is at, it's like if he's listening to this and he's like, what the fuck, Jordan? Yeah, like are you kind of uncomfortable talking about it? Because like what if he hears and he's like, oh, she's on a different page. Like is that like weird? You know what I mean? Yeah, that's why. Even though you kind of know he's not, but. No, but it's like it could go either way. He could be listening and being like, wait, I thought we were more serious than that. Or he could be listening and being like, oh, I thought we were more casual than that. Hmm.

You know what I mean? Right. That's why situations are so, I think, fuck with people so much because you don't know which direction it's leading. Like, are we saying casual? Are we getting serious? Are we defining it? Are we? Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. Yeah. No, I think that's okay though. Yeah. I think the beauty of the term situationship is you don't have to know because you're just like, it is a situation and it's undefined. So if anything, if he is a listener, which I don't know if he is or not. I don't either. Maybe. Well, we'll find out. Yes. But us six are going to go on a date tonight. It's going to be so much fun. We're going to the Rangers game. Did we say that? We're going to a hockey game? No. Yeah, we're going to a hockey game, which...

will be so, I feel like different. And you know, the best part about the, the single handed best triple date, double date you can go on as a sporting event because it removes talking. So you're watching something like a movie's too much cause you can't talk at all, but dinner's like, okay, so we have to fill the silence. But a sporting event is like, talk about that. You can kind of mingle with each other. Like the sporting event is the best double date, triple date, quad date. But I think there's pressure in where you sit.

was thinking what should the seating arrangement be here's the best part I think you have to be in the center I that's you guys most comfortable I was gonna say no I want I kind of want to be on the end and put him towards the center so he has like talking you don't want to sit with him no it'd be like me him grammar Mike okay then one of you guys like you know what I mean okay because I kind of want to force him to like

Get in there. Get in there. Yeah. I would definitely say the only rule is he's not on the end. No, no, no. I would be on the end. Yeah. Yeah. Like he, the only past that though, this is why I love being married is because when, if Graham and I go to anything like this, I don't have to sit by him. Like if we get tangled in entering the row and Graham somewhere else and I'm somewhere else, like, we're just like, I see, I'll see you at home.

Like, part of me kind of wants the boys all to sit by each other and, like, us girls sit by each other, but also, like, I want to sit by him at the same time. Okay, well, you guys can be the girl boy. Yeah. Love. Oh, I love that. Yeah, because that should... Yeah. I don't know. There's no way that these cards fall that, like, I'll probably just come in last because I don't care where I sit. Well, also, it's, like, a sporting event, so the boys, I think, should be with each other so then they can be like, oh, yeah, nice goal, nice goal. Center has to be... Okay, so...

My approved list is Jordan, Situationship, Graham, or Mike. Yes. And then Alex and I are at the ends. Oh, great. Either end. I love that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because then I can sit by one of you guys and talk to you. Perfect. Okay. I love that. And if we get up to get food and drinks, we could shuffle. Yeah. I was going to say the ends are the runners. We're the runners. Okay, yeah. We could go. When we go out before and after, I'm just so excited to...

Show him my life because like you two are such a big part of my life where I've hung out with his friends But I want him to hang out my friends You know what's so funny about that? I feel like we're so concerned that he's he's gonna have like a good time But like three weeks ago, he was on the outs I mean we saw him out and we didn't even look at him Like we were just like following your lead so hard with like he's in or out and now he's in and it's like I know I know it's so funny because

um, we've obviously gone out together and people have DM me and they're like, is that like, I've literally gotten DMs being like, cause I, on Tik TOK, I, I talk about things and I do trends and people DM me. They're like, is that the guy you're talking about on Tik TOK? Is that your situation ship? Oh, I saw you with a guy at,

another sporting event and like people catch on fast and I forget that and I'm like oh shit yeah the world is smart like some people listening will probably know who he is based off of them seeing me out with him oh wow yeah that's cool though okay yeah bleep the bar okay I was like yeah yeah yeah

I'm so excited. I know. I'm so excited. It's going to be so, it's gonna be such a fun night. But I did want to quick say one more thing about that. Cause I, since Tik TOK makes situationship so toxic and I,

I have figured out the key to not necessarily getting out of a situationship, but maybe leading it into the direction that you want it to be in. Okay. What is it? Like, because I was thinking, like, what this morning or last night? No, this morning. I don't remember. I drank a lot last night, so I don't remember if it was last night or this morning. It was at the gym. It was at the gym. And I was sitting there. I was like, what value can we bring here?

to situationships since they're so confusing and it's kind of a term that I don't even like to use because I'm like it's kind of not insulting but just like a weird term and I was thinking I'm like okay if you're in a situation ship and you want to go in a certain direction or if you want to get out of that situation ship all you have to do is figure out your standards know what you want tell that to that person and

And I think the biggest thing is being okay walking away if they don't want to fulfill what you need. So are you talking about making – I'm just kidding. You're talking about me? Making like an actual list of like, okay, I value honesty and I value quality time together. Well –

You know, fine. I'll just say it. I always do that. Well, with this person, I did do that. I wrote down everything I needed on a little piece of paper. I brought it to him. I told him exactly what I wanted and needed and my standards I had. And I'm not talking about like these crazy things. I'm saying the basic standards of every human being needs. And I told that to him and I went into this conversation with,

prepared and okay to walk away if he couldn't meet those and he did he was able to meet them and now our I feel like that conversation has moved us in a completely different trajectory do you think um

that there is like a different form of that you could do really early on like because I know I knew you did that and I thought that was very smart and like look where it got you got you answers but if people are like earlier on in the situation ship do you think they could still list their values and then look and see like does he meet these can he meet these without having to tell him at the beginning and then maybe like two weeks in you're like okay now I gotta have the combo then they can have the combo you think that would be beneficial and

I think so. But I also think that we go into so many relationships with like the rose color covered colored glasses where we are. We kind of let our standards and what we want slip out the door for memorize mesmerize. I can't speak today by this person. You know what I mean? So that's where you it trips you up a little bit. I think that's the best way to do it. Like like I think you're right. I think it's so important to know them and

And they could change. A lot of times I think too they evolve as we get older. But to know even just in general, even if you're single and you're on like dating apps, like writing down your list of values I think is invaluable because it shows you who you are and what you really want. Yeah. And I don't know why people are so afraid to say that off the bat. Like I get it can be a little intimidating, but why would you want to waste your time with someone who can't fulfill your basic requirements? Yeah.

Yeah, like if they're fun, okay, that's one thing. But like are they solid in all the other areas? Yeah. Do they hit you or like are they – what was that thing we learned the other day where – I don't even know. I don't know. Yeah. I do think though single – whatever stage you're in, like writing down your list of values is – Oh, can they meet your energy? Oh, yeah. In an energy match or an energy reroute. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because –

I think so many people get caught up in the idea of a person and then next thing you know, it's like four or five weeks in and they're not meeting you where you need to be emotionally at all. And then you're starting to like,

up inside being like, oh my God, I want more from this person, but actually I've never voiced that I want any of this. And now my heart's breaking. Yeah. There was actually an app I was going to text you about. So it's called the principles app and Ray Dalio did it. He designed it. So like every day it gives you a principle and let's say it's like, um, courage and you're

And you're like, okay, is this something that fits me? And then he gives you a journal prompt. So you journal it and then you find out if the value fits you. Then he also has it programmed to where like if you were struggling with friends, you go into the app and you type in like friends and it'll auto-populate all the values that have to do with friends. And it'll give you – and you can like – he gives you exercises and things like that. Now, I was actually going to text you guys for the new year because I think it would be really cool to do it because every day it gives you a new prompt and it's like – That's really cool. Isn't that cool? Like he's –

And challenging. Very. I like that a lot. Yeah. The biggest thing I've just learned in my life is just, and you've taught me this a lot too. Remember that one day I was like, Alex, what are your, what are your values? No, because in my head, and I told my friend this too, and she was so confused because in your head, you think they have to be these crazy long list of sentences and things, but really can literally be motivation.

Loyalty. And then after I learned that they can be that simple, I thought about mine. And I realized it's not a bad thing to voice them because how can you even be with a person who doesn't have the same core values as you? That is, like, I don't really know how to answer that. Isn't it crazy? When you first think of it, you're like, wait. I think I have an abstract, like, idea of what that means. But what does that mean?

Growth is like what's yours my one of my like top four is like well love is a big one for me Is that for yourself or for your partner for me? Okay, but your I also should I also find it very attractive. Okay, but growth Communication was like huge for me. I love honesty like so when you're like making a sim and you have to choose like what it likes and

Yes, exactly. Yeah. Little things like that. Um, yes. Love friendship. What's like, what's important to you? I think mine, what's yours? Mainly mine are communication, uh, like time, like respecting time. I don't know why, but that is just like so important to me when someone respects my time and I respect theirs. Loyalty, um,

And motivation. Within like your job and life. Like you need to have. You need to want more out of life. Always. Uncomfortable. Yeah. The willingness to get uncomfortable is very high on mine as well. I think something we should talk about is this. If you're okay with it. Yeah. But how we were talking about.

Understanding someone's brain. So like, so like when you make your values list, it's also important to know, like one thing for you is respecting time. That is massive for you. I've never met somebody that it means so much to. And so for the situationship guy we're referring to, like he didn't understand that, but I didn't understand that either. Yeah.

I was bound to you. Like, so we, when we be, when we formed our relationship, I was, I was stuck with you. So like we had to figure out each other's brains for you in the situation ship. Like he wasn't, you guys weren't stuck to each other. You're both like on the outs trying to look and see like, are we going to fit or not?

But you guys liked each other, but he needed to understand like your brain better. And so I think it was really cool because you made your values list. You were able to communicate to that to him and he received it. Yeah. Which isn't always a guarantee, but like I think if something is so important to you, realizing it's maybe not that important to them. They'll respect it and they'll learn. But like we don't know what we don't know. Yeah. Yeah.

no a thousand percent even the other day it was so funny because you know how and this is a very like more of a funny example we know you hate phone calls more than anything I was talking to I guess our friend now Madeline and she was like can we FaceTime Alex quick because I want to talk about Sunday and I go nope thank you I was like she would rather eat her arm eat a light bulb than ever sit on the phone with us and that is just not something we can do and she was like wait that's crazy I was like

It's just not what she wants to do. And I have to respect that. You know how many times I want to FaceTime her? But I just don't. Wait, thank you. You're welcome. Because it's like, we do. We just learn each other's brains. Yeah. And it's like, it's the same for guys. Yeah. But harder. Yeah. Because they're not business partners. So they're like, well, I could just leave. No, it's so true. And I guess it...

And there's so many people in this world where you don't want to deal with other people's brains and you don't want to fulfill other people's standards. But the people you care about, you do. And you'll figure that out along the way. But now that we're talking about this, it's so interesting because, yeah, there are some people in my life where I'm like, I know their standards, but I don't really care. But then with you or him or other people, I'm like, I do want to know your standards and I want to fulfill them because I care about you. Totally. And it's a really beautiful thing to learn. It is. Yeah. Also...

learning other people's brains is so fascinating and it's like it's a challenge and we like to be challenged so I enjoy it when I care about that person I totally agree and how you can best like serve them yeah yeah um that's sweet you want to know another thing that I feel like I learned um I love learning or knowing what you learned what I I feel like I was reflecting on like what's the biggest takeaway for me in 2022 and I feel like it was that you can't change people

Oh, that's a good one. Like, and, and equally, no one can change you, but like, don't exert your energy, like trying to change a person or wanting them to show up a different way. Like totally letting everyone just kind of exist as themselves. And I feel like it took me till about June of this year, like a couple of different scenarios and just being like, let it go. Like you exist how you want, but also let everyone else exist how they want and

And I feel like it was like a weight lifted off my shoulders. I love that. And that also plays kind of into what we were just talking about because you can tell someone exactly what you need and if they can't fulfill that, you have to accept that because you can't change that person. Yes.

And that's like, that's taught me a lot. Yeah. Yeah. You can't change people. No. And if somebody starts to try to change you, you start to resent, like it doesn't work. They can, they can move you a little, but you're going back to your line. Yeah. I don't know if it's going to take you a month or it's going to take you a year, but you're going back to who you are. You,

That's so weird you said that, Alex, because I have this weird thing that happens to me every once in a while where I'll start to feel like I'm going into this one personality. Kind of how I feel now where I like, this is so sad, but it's like I respect myself again. I know how good I am. I know my worth. I'm a little bit more sassy and like X, Y, and Z. And I...

Always try to go this other way of being like this perfect people pleaser Midwest girl. And every once in a while, I'll like go to this direction because like my... I know that's my true self. And I feel like the world tried to like snap me back into the other. But that's something that's like been...

consistent throughout my whole life. It's kind of like I have two personalities. No, it's emotionally porous, I think. It happens to me too. Also, though, everything you described when you were like, I feel more sassy and I feel like I know my worth, all that, the underlying term there, because it happens to me, is confidence. Like, I just feel like it's like, how truly confident am I in that moment? And then it's like giving yourself permission to just be like you. But then you have to ask yourself, like, who am I? And then you're like, ugh.

But like putting your best foot forward. If you don't want to be over your skis, you want to have like, yeah, I want to be on them. Yeah. And that's like just, and that's when I feel like when you're confident, we say sassy, but it's like also just being like, no, I know. Yeah. I got it. Yeah. I love that. You know? Yeah. I learned another lesson. Ooh, I love, but it's, I love your lessons. You teach me so much. This one's not going to be the lesson you think. Oh, I learned in the locker room the other day at the gym. Oh God. Oh my God.

I had no, I swear to, now I'm curious. Like, I'm not curious, but like, I was looking at, I wasn't trying to look, but I didn't realize people had different colored nipples. Like, I just didn't really realize that. Oh, yeah. And then you start to wonder, like, what colored peoples are. And like, if you can, does anybody do that? Isn't it like your lip color?

Is it? Or I think I saw somewhere that like your best lipstick color is your nipple color. I gotta look. I'm pretty sure. One second. No, mine is. Yours is your lip color? Yours is kind of yours. Yeah. Yeah. You've seen my nipples. I've never seen yours. So Jordan's too modest. Yeah, mine are like. Kind of. A pinky mauve color. Well, nipples. Yours aren't dark. Why would they be dark? Because you're dark. Do you want to see? Yeah.

picture. I gotta do. Yeah, I've heard that, but also they change based off of... Oh, yeah. If mine are hard, they're a little darker. And I think your cycle, too. People say your nipples start to darken if you're getting pregnant. Or I noticed mine change near my period. Mm-hmm.

Also, it's crazy because nipples are all so different. Like some people, some people's nipples like can't get hard. Some people's nipples are hard all the time. Some people's nipples are like inverted nipples. Yeah. Or like people have inverted nipples. Yeah. To go backwards. Yeah. Some of them, some like I had never like really seen a lot and like it just everyone happened to have their tops off. Yeah. And I was like, some of these nipples are like beautiful. Yeah. And but like brown.

Yeah, I don't know. I was just like, wow. I have this core memory of in high school, like we were at a party and I think it was a time of discovering bodies a little bit. So my friends were like, let's compare our nipples. And my two friends were like, okay, one, two, three. And their nipples were...

Both great, but I don't think they could be on the further ends of a spectrum of different. Like, my one, like, basically doesn't have an areola, and they're, like, very pink. And the other has, like, a bigger areola, and they're, like, darker. And the look on both of their faces was, like, pure shock. Because to them, they were, like, they were so different. So they were, like, am I...

Who? The different? Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, it was so funny to think about. The areola is a circle and the nipple is actually... Yes. The nipple is like the...

The pacifier. The pacifier. I think it's as close. Then I was thinking about this. And like when the guys are in the locker room, like for some reason, I think people think having a big dick means you're like you have more confidence or something. You're more macho, I guess. And then I was thinking about it and I was like, some of these nipples are like powerful. And then I was like, you can't have like that kind of a boob and be like passive. Yeah.

you know what's crazy like guys like all dicks are like dicks but like girls it's like all nipples all areolas all vagina lips like everything is so different but yeah they have but I didn't realize like the same um like hues like the the dark shades and like the big areolas I didn't know it was called an areola yeah I was like and then some of these like they were just the

of them, I was like, damn. Yeah, no, it's crazy. I have a sensitive set, but I think I have a bad one. I was like, mine aren't that cute. No, you have cute nipples. Sorry, this is so funny. Also, I'm so jealous. I would rather have...

Less cute nipples and more sensitivity in my boobs. Like, I don't feel like anything in my boobs. We joined in. What did you say the other day that was so funny about dicks? You were like, oh, the only guys that say they have small dicks are the ones that don't.

I didn't say that at all. Oh, I said that. You said that? Yeah. It's a confidence thing. If somebody says they have, like, they're like, oh, I just have a small penis. Like, some of the guys around the office were like, I have a 6'6", 5". It's like, that's the person with, like, a 6'6", 9". Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because guys are so, if a guy makes a small dick comment, he has a huge dick because he's so confident. It's like, I don't need to give away the secrets. Or a perfect boyfriend dick.

100%. Yeah. And if somebody, I think this too, if a guy gets like kind of quiet around it, like he's telling you everything without saying anything about his dick size. Does that mean he has a big or a small one? Small probably. Oh. Yeah. If he doesn't join in on a joke? Yeah, if he's just kind of like, oh. Yeah. Or the dick size doesn't matter. Or if he's like, dude, like if he makes fun of him for making the comment. Yes. You got a small one? Yeah. Or if they know how to use it. Total. 100%. Like if,

Oh, if I was a guy and I had a smaller dick, I would just know how to use the shit out of it. And I would have like, that's all you got to do. We'll make it. Yeah. Make yourself so irreplaceable. I just know how to use the shit out of it. I would learn how to figure out the motions of every ocean. You would make it so irreplaceable. So like you can't get anything like this that it doesn't matter. You know what? I want to be a guy for a day and I just want to have sex with girls just so I can be like, this is how it's done.

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when you have Sunday fun days, you just don't know where your day is going to lead. But I knew I was going to be with a guy all day. So, and most likely sleepover, have a sleepover. So I put some of the Vagisil wipes in my purse and brought them with me throughout the day because I didn't know where the day was going to lead. And I used it and I felt so much more confident when we got a little sex on that night. I absolutely love that. So for all of us that are going out during the holidays, I

I feel like to the holiday times, there's so much going on. It's the perfect time to have a little, just a little, put them in your backpack, put them in your purse. You can't have too many. You better believe us three are all going to have a wipe with us at the game tonight. Always. We stay packing. Stay packing. Because it's like the condom for

them for the mail. Exactly. So go to Vagisil.com slash mean girl and sign up to save $2 on any Vagisil product. Yay. Do you want to know something? Um, I actually know, I know not. Do you want to know something? I just need to apologize to the audience for one second because I cannot speak today, but do you want to know why? Did you know that when you have your period, you actually can't speak as well? I'm I, I listen, I'm also on mine.

Um, and, and feel like I stutter other times worse. No, it's no, it's a proven fact that when you were, when you're on your period, I don't know what it is. I learned this in college cause I was in communication. So we had to do a lot of speeches. You something with like your brain makes it more difficult for you to get your thoughts together and to actually speak.

I could see that. Brain fog is so, like, you're just lethargic, starving. I've also interrupted you. I never do that. No, I think, but you're on, you're, I'm a little further along. Well, guess what, guys? Alana, Alex, and I all synced up on the same cycle. Yeah. So that's fun. I'm surprised. I will honestly say I think it's because of me that it took so long, but I'm surprised it took so long. Well, I was on birth control. Now I'm not. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm vulnerable. You are vulnerable. But Alana was first, like, Alana's cycle started first, then you, and mine started late, so.

I know but I got I was late I'm thrilled I'm thrilled to have a period I'm thrilled to be sunk up with somebody I love how I'm like I was late yeah it makes me feel like such a woman I've been late for two years I'm yeah I mean I always joke that I'm late but I'm really not because it's like when you're not on birth control it's like so inconsistent yeah just like everywhere also I love the misconception that guys have like they think I'll be on my period and Graham will be like oh I know the cramps and I'm like you'll never like you will never know

Also, I took my extensions out. So like I just lost like 12 inches of hair and people will DM me and they'll make you cut your hair again. And I'm like, do you realize for my hair to have grown 12 inches would have taken me like six years. Guys are imbeciles sometimes.

I did find something that they have to do that's hard, though. What? Like, so we do a, you know, like, just being a girl is just like being a fucking girl. But I was watching Graham the other day watch a YouTube video on how to tie a tie, and I thought, there's one thing, there is one thing that a guy has to do that's hard. Tie a tie. That a girl doesn't. Oh! Oh my gosh. I forgot I, this, can I say something? Yes. So you know how, how,

Two episodes ago, maybe we were like talking shit about how we hate guys who smoke weed and sex is really boring when you smoke weed. We got a lot of shit for that. And I just want to say that is a false accusation I made. Oh, really? Well, it's like you have to be high too. Are you high? No. I will say I did it the other night. I was having sex with someone who was high and it was the best sex ever.

Yeah, it's been a while, but I used to do it a lot with Graham, and I don't agree. Well, he told me that his senses are heightened, so everything feels better. So it's like more intense. And obviously, if it's more intense for the person you're having sex with, they're more into it. And then the sex is just better all around. I think this is my problem. I think I have a thing. It's like the drinking for me. If one's on a substance and one isn't, I do feel weird.

Like I understand that mentality and it hasn't left my head since like we talked about like even a glass of wine. So then I'm like so one person like an altered brain versus like a non altered to me. I never thought about it. Like I never cared until we talked about it. And then I was like, oh, I do see that. Yeah. I doubt that just hit me. So interesting. Like I never I never thought of it that way until you guys told me. And then I was like, oh, I guess I've never thought about it because that's.

I'm not dating someone who is sober, so I've never – if I'm ever drinking, the person I'm with is drinking. But if I – if for some reason he wasn't, yeah, that would be really uncomfortable. You know, like if – you're like, huh? Yeah. Yeah. No, but I'm happy to know the report of high sex was good. I just felt like I had to do some of the men justice because we were just throwing out hate left and right, and we got to own up to it if we're wrong.

I don't know. I haven't tried it. No, it's always high. So yeah, it's high all the time. Um, speaking of nipples, advent calendar. Oh, the presence. Yeah. Yeah. Both of those.

um, the advent calendar we've both started. I love it. I, I put this shirt on today and I was like, okay, this looks like his shirt. It's not, I mean, this is like my shirt. I really liked that shirt. I just, I got it from gap and it's like a woman's oversized shirt. And I was like, damn, I should unbutton this, put on some black underwear and like,

two of them out. I saw the pictures. They were great. I put a little filter on them. Oh, you did? A little dramatic filter from the iPhone. Okay. They were fun to take. I can't wait to give them to them. The only problem is not having the Polaroid. I see the point of the Polaroid. It needs to print right there and they'll be a lot raunchier. If I have to print a nude photo from Walgreens and the guy behind the counter is printing them out, I'm going to feel really weird about that. Is there any self-printer places? There is. I think FedEx.

Would you feel weird picking them up for me? Because it's clearly not you. Can you go, Jordan? It's clearly going to be me if I'm the one that's like, how can I get my pics?

I feel like if I picked him up for you, he'd be like, no, he'd be like, what is this girl doing? Yeah. He might be a little concerned. Like, why do I have 12 nude pictures of a blonde girl? Wait, so are you doing 12? I did six. I think I'm just going to stick with the ones I took. He'd be like, ma'am, I can't give this to you. Sorry. Yeah. Well, you could be my girlfriend. Oh, true.

don't tempt me with a good time. I've never realized like, what if, what if you printed nudes from Walgreens and the guy made a copy of them? Like you just never know. Oh, that's why I want to take a cooter shots, but you can't, you can't. I'm like, they're pretty G rated. Wait, actually, I don't know if I want you guys to print now because that's actually a really good point. What if they did like, or what if they took a picture and like with their phone was like,

snap uh yeah privacy's sake maybe you shouldn't like the two i have right now though i if they got leaked on the internet i'd be like yeah you know but but if they got any raunch if i was showing any body part no no you can't print that any of them you guys should buy it's too late for this because of how close christmas is but um a printer like your own printer off of amazon like a picture printer i have a printer no but like you know you can

There's those picture printers where you can just like hook your phone up to it and it will like print the picture out. That would be cool. I would then I would go full send. Yeah. Polaroid is clutch. And I'm Graham's birthday. Maybe just save it for Graham's birthday. I could do. And Mike's. They're both going to be 30. We could do 30 days of nudes. Oh, wait. We have to do it, though. Yeah. OK. I think this is I'm going to do six days. I'm going to do a week of Christmas. OK. Love.

And then I might do it again with a Polaroid because I think it'll be more special. Yeah, the Polaroid's fun. Because I took these pictures and I actually kind of like them. But I want to see. I like mine too. I want to see. I'll show you two. Wait, also, you guys, that's a genius idea. 30 days of nudes for their 30th birthday. That is a really good idea. That's fun. That's fun. And they're both 30. Love that. Okay. And it's fun. Here's the thing. It was a really hard thing to start. But once I took the first one, I was like, oh, now we're having fun. Me too. I was like.

And like your makeup's done, your hair's done. You're like, let's just do it right now. Okay. I brought his gifts. He's been giving me. Okay. Yes. How is the 21 or sorry? How is the one day of...

Oh my god, how is a gifted day for Christmas going with Graham? So much fun. I'm excited. You guys, you guys better go on YouTube right now because Alex is going to actually physically show us the gifts that Graham got her. So stop listening on Apple or Spotify and hop over to YouTube. Oh my god. This was the first one I opened. Did you clean these? That's the first one you opened? Yes. This is it. Okay, now I kind of understand your apprehension a little bit because that is like a lot.

It goes. Oh, Jesus Christ. Like this. I love how there's a heart around the. Or the. What do you call those things? The Joker. A leash. Oh, it's like a little leash. Or no. What do animals have? A collar. A collar. A collar. It's like a collar leash. Are you okay? No, you guys. I'm not okay. No, I'm not okay. And then look at these little guys. Wait. Is it clean? Yes. Will you put it on my. Like clamp it on my finger. I just want to see how it works.

Alex yeah that's a nice nipple off so like um like actually I'm not kidding how does that not rip your nipple off do you you have to be very like there so I tried it on not turned on and I was like oh turned on what like not me not turned on Jordan can you do it you want to put on my nipple I think I would I can try if it's clean like if you clean

Since I have my period, my boobs are so much bigger than usual. And, like, when I'm on my period, my nipples are hard 24-7. So this actually might be the best time of the year to do it. Or month. When I was turned on and I put them on, I couldn't even feel it. You know you can loosen them, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I had them where I liked them. You promise this is clean? Yes, it's clean. Do you clean with, like, alcohol? I clean. I have special soaps. Jesus Christ. I'm not going to bring in dirty...

Also, they're just for your nips. Oh, Alex! Like, it doesn't hurt horribly, but, like, I don't feel, like, I don't get turned on by someone pinching my nipples. I have to be, so I have to be currently turned on when I put those on. Alana, do you want to try the other one? Sure. I did not use this one. But, like, ow. I also, my boobs are just so sensitive right now. I know. Like, my boobs are huge right now. Are they? Yeah. It's nice. I like it. It's nice. It's nice.

Wait, I want to try it again now. Don't worry, I flipped it. I don't care. I'm cleaning it again. It's like... I don't know if I like that. I feel like someone's... I feel like when you're a kid and someone just like pinches you really hard, that's what I feel like. They're like... Yeah. Huh. So anyway. I kind of like that. That's a gift. Yeah, next.

This one is, it's like an unboxing. I love this because like if he ripped those off of you, baby, I do think that, so this is like a lingerie set. I do think the thing is it would need, I would only wear this once and it does need to be one piece. It's one piece, but there's a hole in the bottom. That's the kicker. You need to make holes in the nipples.

No, I would need to do that. 100%. How is this not, like, just, like, fully rip off? So, I did get some DMs about that one. I guess it does. Wait, Alex, is that actually? Maybe that's the point, right? It's supposed to be ripped? It's a one and done-er. Yeah. Wait, can we just talk about how cute of an alpha you could make this into? Yeah, you could really make that look. You could wear that under your clothes out at night and then go home and be like,

No, if you had a blazer and you were the blazers and it could you know because people were blazers with nothing underneath But you had this underneath you like the halter top. Oh, I look so fucking cute would be cute all the skirts We're just a little petals to like just in case it came open like the I I do love that you it Have you worn it yet? No, I haven't so I opened this one and then he had to go to the airport to catch a flight So haven't done it yet

Fuck you too. And now it's the white lingerie. This is the white lingerie. Okay. I love this because... That's hot. And it fits really cute. Does it accentuate your boobs? Yes. I love. I also got a spray tan where the guy accentuated my boobs. Oh. I still can't believe you let a man spray tan you. Okay, man. I don't care. Contoured me. I still. Sashed you up? Yeah. I was like, oh, cute. Okay. So this is that. I'm not going to show you the underwears. Those are not clean. Oh. Okay. Okay.

couples vibrator who's it bless you i'm really curious about how this works okay so it it's like a it's like a if you're listening it's retainer style like it looks just like a retainer or a mouth guard the box clean the box is can i touch it yeah um it's the box clean so it sticks in halfway and then like he goes so it touches both of you like it loops in wait

It doesn't go in the butthole and the dick goes in the vagina. They both go into the vagina. Correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, this picture. Have you used this yet? Yeah, no, but pretend like I have. Okay. Because I feel bad. But I mean, I can touch it? You can touch it. Okay.

Oh, it's smaller than I thought. Well, because remember, the dick and this has to go into the vagina hole. Which part goes in? The smaller part or the larger part? That smaller part. Show her the diagram. I get it now. Okay. You see that? Yeah, I think I get it. Then the bigger part goes on your...

Front. Question. Do guys like it vibrating on them? Like, how would that turn a guy on? So, no. It's cool, though, because he gets to control it. Oh, he, like, thrusts with it. Yeah, but then there's a remote, and, like, he holds the remote. So it's kind of like he holds the power. Wait, I need this. Isn't that cool? He holds the power. He holds the power. The other day, Alex asked if it would be weird if we shared vibrators as long as she cleaned it. That's weird.

That's weird. Did I ask that? Yes. Oh, remember you were like, you're like, you can use it after me. I'll just clean it. And I'm like, no ma'am. Oh no. I, I, I, I'm fully against that. I don't know why I said that. Sorry. You're just wasted. You're just wasted. Yeah.

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Okay, so the other day, Alex was telling me about how she's going to one of her friend's bachelorette parties. And then all of a sudden we realized it's so sad. Like, the most depressing thing in the world is that we'll never be able to go to your wedding. No, it's so weird to think about. I was looking through photos the other day when I was getting a manicure of, like, our wedding.

And it's like so much has changed since then because I got married young. And it's like, oh, how old were you again? I was 25. OK, so it's like a lot of people were there that I don't really talk to anymore. And a lot of people that have a huge part of my life now weren't there. And it's so funny because I feel like our wedding was so reflective of Graham and I and like who we are as a couple. But like you guys didn't see any of that.

Oh, wait, is it weird? If people in your bridal party that you don't really talk to that much anymore. That's one thing. Okay. So typically a lot of my friends will talk about this, who you picked as your bridesmaids at the time. They're like, I don't talk to them anymore. And like, they're in my photos forever. I'm actually not that way. Okay. I keep in contact with like almost all of them. Um, and they're like still my best friends. And so that's really nice. But I was so cognizant of that when I was choosing people because like,

When you're getting ready on your wedding day, like your bridesmaids are in the room with you and it's like you're putting on this white gown, like it's so important. It's like you really want to choose wisely. That was a bride gave me that advice one day and she was like, make sure the people you pick to be in your wedding are who you genuinely want, not who you feel like you should have, because one day, 10 years down the line, you're going to be a bride.

You're going to look back at these pictures and if the people that you're not close with are in these pictures, it's going to suck. Yeah, it's going to be so weird. It's just like something I actually think about a lot that your most important day of your life is something I'll never be a part of. It's so weird. No, I know. Like, I don't know what to do about it. I'm like, do we do a five-year anniversary? Like, well, I think it's kind of rude and selfish that you got married without me in your life. I agree. I agree. I'm like, what on earth? Like, it's so...

Wait, when is your anniversary? April 6th. And this April, how many years will be? Four. Maybe, don't people usually do something for their tenure? Yeah. Like renew their vows or something? We could do that. So in 10 years, how old will you be? 30? 35? Oh, yeah. At our tenure. Yeah, 35. So I'll be...

33. Yep. Oh my God. That'd be fun to do. Like renew your vows in 10 years. Yeah. At your 10 year. Yeah. Yeah. That would actually be, I'm thinking now I'm thinking a lot about weddings. Um, or five, five, five, five, five, two, five would be fun. 10 people would be, that's far enough away. And then I feel like so much would have changed by then. I'd have like a concrete group. Yeah. But you know, the crazy thing about, um,

like weddings and like wedding planning and all that is like, it seems like the biggest deal in the world at the time. And I actually don't know that I would agree when I was looking back at photos, I was going to say the further you get away from it. Okay. People always ask me if you could pick again. My cousin asked me this the other day, if you could pick again and your dad was like, you can have this money for your wedding or you can have it and invest it and take it.

And still to this day, four years later, I would still have the wedding. Yeah. Because I think different things are important to different people. Yeah. And that celebration was the best day of my life was the day after waking up being Alex Bennett, not the day of like the wedding. But I just feel like.

It was such a special party and I really loved the planning process of it. And I took it like very seriously and like had a lot of fun. Like I was not a bridezilla. I like truly enjoyed it and was like, it was fun for me. And then I'm like, damn, like now you two are both so important to me. And it's like, you weren't there. You know, it's crazy. I, my thoughts on my future have changed a lot.

this past these probably these past six months and I used to not want a wedding at all I was like I'm gonna elope it's gonna be a great day but now that I'm in New York and I'm finding these people like including you guys who I just am like I'm so obsessed with my friends in New York I love them to pieces like I can't imagine having a day where

Where I don't have them at a wedding of some sort. Like I truly in my head was always like, I'm just going to elope. But now it's like, no, I might have more of a casual wedding, like just get married on a beach, but I have to have my people there. Like I can't have my special day all by myself. No, you can't. I agree with that. Oh, I don't think you can have your special day all by yourself because I

through dating Graham and then going through being married to him I realized I could never have done that alone and so people deserve to celebrate you because they're they were like a part

Part of it They're there for the good times They're there for the Really bad times Yeah Especially like we had gone Through such a bad time Him and I and all of my friends Were so there for me And they were all my bridesmaids So to have them like Stand there with me Like meant It meant a lot I was like okay Question about bridesmaids If someone asks you To be a bridesmaid Do you have to reciprocate And have them in your party Like in the future?

I don't think so. It used to be, I guess, if they got married within a calendar year within you, then you should like return the favor and ask them to be in yours, which I always thought was so silly. Right. But then I guess like the modern rule, because I spend a lot of time like reading wedding stuff is like it doesn't matter at all. It doesn't matter one bit. You can do what you want for yours and like I'll definitely be there for you.

I have different ties. Like, I'm thinking about it differently. I don't want as many people. Like, we're not that close presently. Maybe you're thinking towards the past a little bit. Like, it's just, like, weird. Yeah.

Okay. I'm so happy for you. Of course. The best advice that I got, and it's hard to put into action is like, and you, you realize it more once you've had the wedding. And so it was a married person that told me this, but once you get married, you'll understand if somebody asks you to be a bridesmaid or not, you'll be like, I understand how hard the decision is. It has nothing to do with me. This is your day.

So it's not about me. Yeah. But before you're like, my feelings are hurt. Like, how could you not? Or how could they not? And it's like, but that's your day. And those are your photos and that's your money. And it's like, you have to do what's best for you. Also, can I just say like, maybe this is just a me thing. I don't need to be anyone's bridesmaid. Going to a wedding...

In a wedding fucking sucks. I hate being in people's weddings. It's so stressful. There's so much chaos. Like, let me just go to the wedding and enjoy myself. Oh, I'm sign me up as a bridesmaid. Oh, I hate being there. Like my bridesmaids. If I will be in there, it's like, I don't think there's any doubt about that. And that's why they would be in mine. Does that make sense? Like, I wouldn't want anyone that I had, I would question to be in my wedding party. Yeah. But now that I think about it and,

If my certain friends didn't have me in their wedding, I would punch them in the face. So I take that back a little bit. I guess it's more of like Alana's point. If you don't feel close to them, you're like, why am I in your wedding? It's so expensive and you have so much responsibility. But then like when I think of my core group of like my best friends, I'm like, bitch, if you didn't have me in your wedding, I would literally...

be pissed. Exactly. I'm not coming. Yeah, I'm not coming as a guest. Right. Are we fighting right now? And then like, unless they have no bridesmaids or like just sisters. Also, post COVID, there was like this wave of people saying like, I'm all for a more simple wedding. I'm all for

But I'm not for no celebration of marriage. Like, that's one thing where I'm like, no, hold on. I think it's really, like you're saying, like you've changed your mind on it. I'm like, I think it's really sweet. No, I'm down. You know what? I'm down for a courthouse. That's fine. But I think it's really sweet to celebrate it. Now to our listener question presented by Vagiso.

Yay, listener questions.

Hi, Mean Girls. I have a question. I've been dating this girl for only a couple weeks now, and she seems to check most, if not all, the boxes. However, there's one thing that seems to linger each time we're hanging out.

That's really hard. I know. That's massive. Oh, I could never.

It's it's the, that is the worst case scenario because she probably has no idea, but it really affects him. Yeah. And it could, like he said, it could literally be a medical condition. Yes. Oh, okay. There was a guy in college who was really, really, really cute. Like he was so cute. Everyone liked him, but everyone knew like he always had bad breath. So we would always buy him Rumpelman shots. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes.

That's genius actually. It works. It's like an immediate teeth brush. If I'm at the bar and I start getting a little cotton mouthy, I'll take a rumplement shot. You know what's so funny? On Sunday when I was headed to the apartment, I legitimately thought, man, I'm like, I should take a rumplement shot because my mouth just tasted like alcohol all day from everything we drank. You know at the airport when I buy those mini toothbrushes? Yeah. It's because it's taken Graham. Sometimes I just have bad breath and it's taken Graham well into marriage to be like,

You got bad breath, honey. Oh, so this happened to you? Yeah, it's happened to me before. And he's like, you gotta brush your teeth. But I'm like, when we were dating, I could not be like, you have bad breath. Like, I couldn't tell you that. Because what are you going to do about it? I don't even think I could tell you that. No. No, that's my biggest fear. Because, like, you know how sometimes your mouth just tastes...

But it doesn't mean you have bad breath. Yes. So it's like you always can tell when your mouth tastes like it. But you can't really tell if you have bad breath. Yeah. Also, like if you brush your teeth, sometimes it does still like, you know what I mean? Sometimes it's not. It's hard to be minty mouth all the time. Yeah. You can't always be minty. No, no, you can't. Like I.

I really feel sorry for this guy because if a girl has bad breath, that's big, but you can't tell her early on. Like, I would be mortified if a guy told me I had bad breath. Oh, my God. I guess you could, like, brush your teeth together and see what she uses and maybe be like, oh, I love this mouthwash. You should try it out.

Maybe gum always? Maybe always have gum on you? I don't think gum actually does anything. Listerine strips I think do, but I don't think gum does. Listerine spray is the best. You know what I actually might do? I might go buy some after this because now I'm getting insecure. No, that's why I started keeping the things because Graham made a comment to me one time. So I've started brushing like my tongue. Oh, it could be a tongue thing. Oh, I think it's definitely... What if he does this? I don't like when people do this usually, but like...

If he says, do I have bad breath or like, will you tell me if I have bad breath? Sometimes I have bad breath thinking that she'll be like, oh my God, same. And then like two days later, he'd be like, okay, you know how we joked about the bad breath thing. Like you kind of have it. Or if she does have a problem, maybe that's a really good time for her to be like, okay, I've also kind of been needing to talk to you about that. He, I think that might be the only way here if he turns it to him.

That's actually pretty smart. Like if he lowers the guard first and says like, do I have bad breath? Make it a joke. And then she'll ask and he could be like, actually you kind of do like right now in this moment, shovel a serene strip in her mouth before they make out that like, you know, some people do that with gun. They'll be like, they'll like,

They'll chew gum. Like, do you want some? If somebody asks me if I want gum, I assume they're telling me at that time. I'm like, got it. I'm literally going to CVS after this and buying a tongue scraper, mouthwash, and new toothpaste because now I'm so insecure. I saw Dave before Rough and Rowdy. He put in two Listerine strips and I was like, I've got...

to get like these toothbrushes I have are like all over my purse now. It's like the Listerine strips are good. Like just when you're out and you're talking to people at bars. Oh my God. Now I'm like really self-conscious of this. Wait, have I ever had bad breath? No, no. I swear to God I've never smelled you two having bad breath either of you. Okay. Can we have like a code word when we do? Yeah. Yeah. I think, but here's the thing. You stanky. Is that what you said?

But if somebody tells you, you're like, listen to her question. You're stinking. If somebody tells you that at a bar, you can't do anything at the moment. You know you're trapped. You have to be like, rub them in shots now. A few weeks ago, we got to the office and Mike was like, you have a mustache today. And I'm like, fuck you. Why would you tell me that now? Now I have to walk around. What am I supposed to do? Just have a mustache all day? Yeah, like, and now I'm self-conscious. Wait.

Maybe we just say, like, rumplement shot. That's our code word. Yeah. Do you want a rumplement shot? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, not just for me, but do you want one? And then you're like, rumplement shots on you. I think bad breath is, like, pretty genetic because I feel like either I know people have it all the time or they never have it. I don't know a lot of people who, like, it, like, ebbs and flows. If I'm tongue scraping and flossing, I got a lot better shot. Like, because I can handle, like, if a mouth kind of tastes bad because, like,

You know what I mean? Like, if you just... But, like, with the bad breath, I couldn't do. No, no, no. I agree. The smell. Yeah. And she checks every box. Yeah. She just needs a rum. Yeah, that and BO kind of go in the same... Oh, I don't know what's worse. I could never... I think mouth is worse. Yeah, because BO... BO's kind of, like, your pheromones a little bit. Like, yeah, it could suck, but...

I don't know. That's a great listener question. I mean, that's huge. No, I really want to brush my teeth now. Me too. I want to brush my teeth. Yeah, I absolutely have bad breath right now. Oh. I just have coffee breath, which is the worst. Quick pause to talk about BetterHelp. BetterHelp.

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