Ep 526 - Reunited (feat. Billy)
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Hello. We're fired up. We're back, dude. What's up, dude? A lot of you fucking doubted, dude. Yeah, dude. You never thought you'd see us. Haters are just running back for their little fucking rabbit holes right now. Imagine the haters right now. Think of all the Dems and Libs that thought we would never be together. That was Lib behavior. It's full Lib behavior. Spreading disinfo online. Freaking out on internet. Shit. Nice statement. John Carlos Stanton's a bad dude. Look at the donk on this man. Damn.

Wait to see him run. Oh, he doesn't have to if he hits a three-run shit. Warning track power with a dunk. A dunk. Tag him up. He's safe. Jizz Chasm, safe. Sorry, if you hate this too, by the way, you're watching America's Pastime. Sorry about that. We're watching the, yeah. You're definitely a damn. You just failed the damn test. The ultimate damn test. Are those guys watching fucking baseball for you?

No, that was full liberal behavior, but that's fine. We forgive all of them. It is what it is, man. Of course, we're not Joe Biden, dude. We don't think half of the people are garbage.

All right, that brings us to our first. That was so divisive when he said that. How would he say something like that? Dude, that's like, I don't know, man. For real, though, think how funny that is. Bro, they had it. They had it. I mean, how big of losers? Ew. The fucking Democrats. I also. You get handed a letter. If you are Joe Biden, it's probably the best thing you could say. Like, they're constantly trying to arrest him and his family.

Garbage is probably the easiest word. They had the moral high ground. They finally got it back. You got the layup. You got Tony Hinch at the Garden. Hinch, my hunger, man. And then... The Hinchpin, dude. The Hinchpin got loose. And then... And then...

Joe Bidden gets on to respond on a Zoom call. The camera's like up here. He's like, hey, well, they're fucking garbage, dude. Before that, he was literally out to get ice cream. He crushed ice cream. He just crushed ice cream, went on Zoom. He's like, you know what? Fuck that. Drop supporters. I mean, to be fair, to like jump into his world for a second, imagine just like, yeah, you get the presidency taken away from you. Just launch a triple scoop.

And you just fully send it in. Trump fucking sucks. Reporters are dumb fucking idiots. I get it. Puerto Rico is actually my favorite. I mean, Trump hit him with that lunchroom fucking mind fuck when they did the debate. He's like, or we did the debate with Kamali. He's like, he doesn't like you. And then they just kept on talking about something else. That's a great way. He actually doesn't like you behind your back. Just so you know. He hit a chick with that, dude. She's probably been in a downward spiral since. He hit her with Biden doesn't like you. No one likes you.

Everyone talks about you behind your back. Oh. Yeah. Yeah.

I didn't know he hit her with that. You're mean. He hit me with a fucking beezer. And they're saying she won that debate even though he said nobody likes you? Lib said she won the debate. Bro, the Libs, the commenters. Yeah, yeah. Liberal commenters. Yeah, the 150 IQ writers were like, actually, if you break it down... Dude, the Libs. I tried a milquetoast take, actually. Can we all agree? I didn't know Trump said that to her. I can't... Nobody likes you. Everyone actually fucking hates you. I can't get Hinchcliffe off the brain, dude. Bro. That's all I think about. All day. He was...

It makes me laugh. It's the funniest thing ever. It's the funniest thing that's happened. If Trump loses... If Trump loses... It's the ultimate. And it is Tony's fault. And because of that, World War III does take place. Tony Hinchcliffe is Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

He is. You're going to look back and go, why did this happen? Dude, I'm going to be holding my whole family and I'm going to see the blast radius before we go out in a hot flash. I'm going to go an island of garbage. You can see the blast radius. You're going to go.

Unbelievable. I'm just going to dust, dude. Yeah, arguments online about that. I'll be holding my kids and be like, actually, it was kind of bullshit. He actually kind of crushed it on me. It actually was funny. It was 11 a.m. That was pretty tough. He's probably nervous and just went back to material. Who cares?

The arguments online the past three weeks have been insane. It's like people are like, dude, did you know Trump actually was in a McDonald's that was closed that wasn't even open? That's the only thing they've been arguing about. That's just roasting. You guys don't know he's actually a roast comedian. I saw a Kamala Harris commercial with Tony Hinchcliffe in the beginning of it in like black and white. It's so good. It's the funniest person possible. You see the Tim Walz commercial?

no spades have to be it's so gay dude what did he do he was just like look all right guys we're the game's tied i'm gonna be honest here but we're gonna make every block and go down the field and we're gonna try to win this game just try to use the football on how he's like you're americana tim wallace is pure americana he is he's only been in china he showed his true colors dude he was like aoc runs a mean pick six yeah just it's like bro

He's a defensive coordinator. You're going to say some shit like that. Stop trying to talk football, bro. He said AOC runs a meeting. He said, yeah, they played Madden together. It was like a... Oh, I saw the video. I saw the... Then he tweeted it. I mean, I doubt he even tweeted it. I saw it. He doctor doomed for a little bit. He's a Twitch streamer. Yeah, between saving the middle class, I'm also streaming Twitch. I fucking love video games. Yeah, I was just waiting for an AOC. I'm a 65-year-old white guy. Obviously, I'm jamming video games in my basement with a headset on. It probably actually is. Do you think? I mean...

I mean, there's, there's a lot of, I can see that. I got some, I got a little Neverland range. We're not here. You're scoring touchdowns. What's that? Black insurrection. Sorry. Took them apart. That was the funny handle to our business. Touchdown. Yeah.

Dude, I got so much hate because I was in the fucking comments on that. I don't think this is real. And everyone's like, you're going to look so fucking stupid. It's like the kids talking about getting raped on an email. He's like, actually, I'm going to end it here and I'll hit you up later on. Kind of. If you look at the election as a game, it is kind of the sickest game. It's like you have him in there. Like, dude, they said you like suck the Chinese guy's dick. And he's like, fuck.

Can we just say Trump's a Nazi? Like, yeah, we'll fire that out. Yeah, we'll fire the Nazi shit up. They're spreading rumors about each other. That is also crazy. Trump's actually a Nazi. He's like, you sucked a little kid's dick in China. He's like, all right, this is uncalled for. This is uncalled for. What are we doing here? Hold on a second. You just crossed the fucking line. That's such divisive rhetoric. Let's just stop it, dude. But also Trump's Hitler. That Hitler shit was crazy. Hitler was that mask in Square Garden. So was Trump. Can't you see the reddings on the walls?

Was Hitler at MSG? Yeah. No, Hitler wasn't. There was a Nazi rally in 1939. But the locals, the locals, Nazis. The guys that were just trying to figure things out. They just probably loved the guards. Those guys. You want to talk about fucking QAnon feeling dumb? Think about being a dude in 1939 going to fucking Hitler. They were American Nazis. No, it's military intelligence. I swear to God. I think there was like a banner of George Washington as like a,

I think the background was George Washington with maybe some swaths getting tossed up. Dude, he loved Henry Ford. Really? Henry Ford, I think, reciprocated a little bit. I think he reciprocated. I think time did. Everybody was tossing up the swath. It's got fucking rock. To be fair, hindsight is 20-20, my friend.

To be fair, they didn't have the swa. It wasn't yet tainted, right? Obviously, he was wildly anti-Semitic. No. No, it wasn't. Think about it. That was a virgin swa. 30s Germany. You see the swa, you're going. You don't know. Best logo of all time. Think if a country just came out of nowhere with a new logo. You would say, at least hear him out. You would go, let's at least hear him out. And you go, wait, what? Wait, what did he say? Hold on. What are you up to, dude? What the fuck? Go to hell.

Think about going to the garden for the Nazi rally in the 30s. Be like, yo, I got tickets. You want to go? Be like, yeah, I'll check it out. You bring your girlfriend? I don't know. These guys are making a lot of sense. Hinchcliffe gets up on stage. Hinchcliffe might be ageless, dude. He might be a man. He might be a traveler.

He's just resurrecting the wreck. He's been waiting 300 years to resurrect the wreck. It goes back to like ancient Ariana when they went through like India. There's a hinge clip leading them. We should ride horses.

That could be the real battle behind the scenes. It could just be people resurrecting the Reich from like 800 years ago. It was a Hinchcliffe, Carlson, Jordan Peterson. I will say the right does have when we were watching that fucking Trump's superheroes X-Men video. The right is gay. Yeah, that is a it's so embarrassing. I was really fucking rugged, man. We only watched like 10 seconds of it, too.

But it was him just being like, dude, fucking Elon Musk is so fucking sick. This is a man. Clearly incredible cognizant ability. And hopefully a good man. He's trying his hardest to be a good man. At least it appears that way, which is all you can hope for. Then they have the fucking debate, Bukkake, where it's just like fucking one guy versus 25 people. I was surrounded. Dude, my mom texted us on Sunday morning. It was just surrounded about abortion. She's like, you guys should watch this.

Yo, how about that abortion commercial we got hit with during the fucking World Series yesterday? Yeah, it was pretty rugged. They hit, like, Fox hit a full fucking disclaimer before it, and then it was just some guy dressed like a mad scientist showing fucking actual photos of aborted feasts. Yeah, it was pretty rough. Oh, man. Dave McCormick commercials on. I hate this son of a bitch, dude. McCormick. Connecticut. I already flew back to Connecticut. Old Connecticut McCormick, dude. Fucking mansion. Fucking Connecticut, dude. He doesn't care about you like the other politicians do.

wasn't everyone running kind of rich obviously i don't think there's anyone who's like this guy's poor shit if they are this guy's poor he fucking it has to have been done before but i keep laughing all i want is a sketch of a dude like a local politician like sitting down with his family to watch baseball and it's like bob casey jr is a fucking rapist he let a terrorist come in and rape my five-year-old daughter just a guy sitting there like oh shit he does coke no one knows him he does

There's just a worker giving a testimony like, yeah, Bob Casey showed up the other day. He raped my daughter and fucking let an illegal immigrant in here. Wait, he raped and then let an illegal immigrant? I'm a cop and Bob Casey fucked my ass, dude. Fuck that guy. Fire Bob Casey. Fuck that guy.

Bob Casey held me down and ate my ass like a pussy the whole time. He totally ignored my penis and just went to town on my ass. All he did was service my ass. What the fuck? From the front, too. It was kind of nuts. Yeah, they also don't even tell you who's, like, I don't know what party these guys are in. They just show you. They're like, this fucking faggot lives in Connecticut. Get this guy the fuck out of here.

Which is funny because it's gonna work If I went to vote I'd go in there be like alright, it's Trump first Kamala. Oh, yeah, there's that cocksucker Bob Casey Bouncing around your head you see a bunch of names you're like this is the best this is the best one transgender operations on illegal a

Dude, I told you. And then here comes the one. That's good. That for real. Trump for you. That might win. The one that same ad, I think, starts with they're letting in rapists, murderers and even terrorists. What Mexican terrorists? Mexican terrorists, dude. That killed Seth Rich.

Yeah, or they just cut to like a part from like one of those shows like the cartel putting a head on a turtle. Oh, speak of the devil. Chris O'Connor. Yeah, dude. I mean, I mean, after two weeks, I think we might be out of the woods on this. Hopefully. Nah. Hopefully. It's going to be four years. Remember we got elected last time and like all the chicks went out in Philly and we're like freaking the fuck out. Yeah, I was in Philly for that.

They all get the worst haircuts to like protest. Imagine fucked up shit happening in politics. Like fucking, I'm giving myself receding hairline. They all just get unattractive haircuts. I don't think the babes are going to get as, if he wins again, I think people might just get apathetic. Dude.

I don't think they're going to riot. I showed Shane the one thing, the dude's on Reddit, on our depression. I'm breaking out in hives at the thought that Trump might win. I'm really getting sick. Either way, it's not going to go well. Trump wins. It's going to be bad if Trump loses. It's going to be really bad, yeah. Chris will be happy. Stand down, stand down, stand by. Billy? Billy?

You would like a fucking Democrat led world war. Apparently they say that that's the only way wealth gets really distributed across of all of history. It's like cataclysms. Yeah. I swear to God, periods of peace, straight inequality during period is a piece. Inequality grows. This one guy wrote the book. I'm just telling you what I say that the Dresden bro.

Yeah, his words, not mine. But he was saying it's been like cataclysms that really create inequality. And then when it's peacetime, obviously some people grind, some people fuck around. Obviously, dude. Some dudes get hired by NASA, other guys get hung. I mean, the X-Men just assembled. The X-Men just assembled. His X-Men have assembled. J.D. Vance. Who else is the X-Men? He's not wearing eyeliner, for real. What is the role of the... Were VPs always this fucking like...

Limp? No. I feel like Trump might have started that. Pence was like the most limp. Yeah, he's like the most limped up dude. No, there was just never... Vance has a little edge. Vance has a bite. Vance has a little edge, dude. Walls, he's got a lib bite. He can be like, guys, I'll shoot you in your fucking head. I love guns. I'm basically conservative, although I want to fucking kill a baby. Don't get it twisted. I'll absolutely shoot a baby with my shotgun, dude. I love hunting. I fucking love to hunt.

Yeah, they were. Just bland. John Adams. Yeah. He rose. Yeah. Talk about your all-time backfire. Yeah, Chris, you might want to sit in on this. Dude, you're fucking dropping bombs, bro. We're so close to the election, bro.

I'll join you, dude. You and me can... I'll be Lib. We can join forces against the fucking right wing. Matt McCusker broke into my house and an illegal immigrant sucked my daughter's cock. Matt McCusker broke into my house and masturbated last night quietly in his bedroom. Like an absolute gentleman. Just so we could... Dude, I fucking... I told you, I thought I took a melatonin.

Oh, he left the gear and he's out. I thought I took a melatonin last night. I accidentally... As I put my mushroom microdoses in one of my brain things, I thought I took a melatonin. I just took a microdose last night. Hard time sleeping? No, actually, well, I was pretty tired. But I was like, damn, it's not hitting me. But then I laid there...

For at least 45 minutes, and I thought I thought up the coolest video game ever. Please. Dude, it's just straight up cops versus robbers. Okay. Open source, you can pick the life of a robber or a cop, but it's all... There are obviously, you know, whatever, NPCs. But you can... Dude, don't fart in my video game idea. It got muffled by the seat cushion. Oh, man.

Dude, so you can either sign up as a cop or a robber. It's like Grand Theft Auto. We can just do crimes, like open world. And as a cop, you can kind of follow people and try to solve murders. That'd be pretty sick. That is sick. That'd be pretty fun. You can quietly go into a guy's house and just fucking stab him. And then a cop would have to try to look at the cameras and put it together.

I sat there and like played this game in my head for 45 minutes passed out and I was like damn that melatonin kicked my ass and I woke up I was like crazy ass melatonin I played a video game I took a bunch of your microdose dude dream wells will fuck you up they're

They're like gas station sleep aids. You can get off GoPuff and you start taking them and you're having weird dream thoughts when you're awake. It's not cool. Yeah, dude. It's kind of scary. Yeah, you guys are dreamers. Oh, big time. You went down to the institute, bro. Yo, how was the toot? Yeah, the fucking...

Yeah, you went to Monroe. I was surprised. You didn't have a sink? I talked to Spade about it for literally, I thought I wouldn't have that much for 50 minutes, I think, on the Patreon. I had a lot to say about it. The Costco family put you in the mental hospital. No, no, no, no. Big justice. Nothing but love for me.

They took your shoelaces because of the Rizzler. You couldn't handle double chocolate. Put you in control of the holistic environment. He watched it so much that he checked into an institute. I drove down. I went down skyline. We're going to need those shoelaces, dude. I went down skyline. I mean, don't have them anymore. You joker. Fucking pussy pillows on my feet. So after you got out of Arkham, what happened? Arkham? Arkham, yeah. Arkham was silent. The world ain't built for guys like that.

I drove to Virginia. I drove to Virginia. So the double chunk chocolate cookie. No, no, no. That made you drive to Virginia to check into that. It was CIA ran operation pretty much. No chance. CIA even comes near that. They do. They spent tons of money on it. That the group that you were with CIA, like,

Robert Monroe, remote viewing, yes. Talking about Starlink? Okay, the place you went. Stargate, Stargate, Stargate. The place you went. You think the CIA is keeping tabs on that? I don't fucking know. I just know they did.

Believe you on that and then they stopped like I went there and it was Yeah, see I was not Exactly what happened dreamsman how have your dreams been since then the fucking same? Ever think that you're too powerful. They didn't want you to succumb to the hemisync. It was dude. I

It was fucking... Everyone there was very fucking nice. Did you fap in the check unit? No. What? No, I saved my seed. I chilled. Wait, you had a roommate? I had a roommate. What? I had a black roommate for one day and he quit. Why'd he quit? He worked there. They were just like, dude, we're giving you this gift to be in this opportunity. The kid made it one day, slept through a fucking meeting. It's like, I'm done.

I thought you have your own little pod. I had a roomie. What? I had a cellmate. You had a cellie? I had a bunkmate. He was... Yeah, that's so uncomfortable. That was crazy. That's so...

So explain to the people what you did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Monroe Institute is a place where you can learn. You got to go into level one. But that's the thing. A place you can learn. Hold on, hold on. Tell them what it is. It's for remote viewing. But that's the thing. It's for astral travel. Astral projection and remote. And you can just sign up online in Virginia and you drive to Virginia. I almost did this, by the way. You go to a place in Virginia. They have a place in Arizona.

And there's dudes who are remote viewers and all this stuff. But the thing I did wasn't necessarily that. It was the level one. You have to do this... I literally already forget the name of the thing. But you have to do the level one program. And it's pretty much just meditation. Yeah. So I didn't know this. I just like... And when I showed up... Wait, did you enter witness consciousness or no? No. You have...

no fucking clue what you've never been to level 27 you never had a fucking roommate in a weird ass place in virginia because you double-tongued janitor sleep next to you the fucking double boom but i i roll in there and it's like the real rizzler sent you to fucking virginia it's literally like the real world dude just an old burnout you roll in the custodian be like dude you can sleep in the bed to learn about your dreams he's like all right man dude i

rolled in there that's white people tripping fully dude and immediately there was a man and i was like what the fuck and i fucking continue on sit down and i'm chilling they're like they got out of jail and kamala fucking botched him up yeah i fucking i sit down they all start bullshitting like oh what's your name i'm billy and they're like so did you read journeys out of the body it's like

Fuck that. You didn't read his book? They named three other books. I was like, I have no fucking clue what's about to happen. I haven't read a book in 25 years. I should have been there. You should have been there. I read Part. That was the book I told you about. His wife was dying. You were in very good company. If you would have gone to Virginia...

You would have left like, I did it. A dude beat you. I would have. You would have been like, for real, I can read minds. I did one of their, they have like a free audio exercise you can do. And I, for real, I was in my old office apartment, which also was an insane asylum. It was an old, I was in Arkham. I was in Arkham.

And I was like doing the free thing and I had to stop. I was like, bro, I might have just hemisynced for a second. I was in my beanbag just like, bro, I might have just fucking hemisynced. What's hemisynced? It's when both of your hemispheres of your brain converge in one. The corpus callosum separates the two halves of your brain. Okay, but what happens when they sync? Hold on. I got to explain the neurobiological background of the whole thing. But it's the corpus callosum separates the two halves of the brain. So it's like, dude, if I were to sever that,

And you were to look at a thing like split screen, one eye will see one thing and you'll you can see a thing. And then you like it. I guess your left eye gives your right hand. Your right eye gives your left hand. Yeah. You can look at two different things and your one part of your body won't know that you saw the thing, if that makes sense.

No, but what happens if you look at two images with your eyes on like a split screen and it'll be like, which one are you going to pick? And they'll like grab it with your right hand. You'll grab a snow shovel. They'll be like, why'd you grab that? But with your left eye, you actually saw what happens when they sink. You go to the other dimension. People make up things in their head. What happens when they sink? When they sink, then that his, his theory is that once they fully sink up, you can like leave your body and access everything.

another dimension. Level 10 is where you get into it. Level 10? Level 10 is where we started. Can't believe I got there that fast. Yeah. I mean, everyone is pretty much in level 9, so it's not that hard. But fucking level 10, the first night, like, we talked for a while and then we're like, all right, we're going to give

going to give us a job. Who'd you talk to? How many people were in this? 22. 22 people in this? There's people from Australia, fucking Hungary. Holy shit. Somebody flew from Australia to fucking Virginia. Germany. Shout out, Frank. Yeah. They were fielding, weren't they? Everyone was. I mean, that's what I'm saying. I'm...

I didn't have anything, so I'm not going to sit there and shit on everyone else today because I just feel fucking mean. Why do you think you were held to this plane, though? I'm fucking retarded. I have no idea. Do you think the people that flew from Australia and Germany to Virginia? They do cry. This has been a life goal of mine.

Did he get a hyperdensity information packet? Dude, so... No, that's when you're traveling through the actual plane and you get hit with like a packet of cosmic information that takes you years to unpack. What types of shit do they tell you? That's another crazy... I couldn't put it into words. I could. You got to ask Robert Monroe, but he got hit with... He would like... Again, his wife was like dying. Yeah.

During the time. And he would leave his body at night time and then just like hit these like hyper dense information packets. Oh yeah, he was just severely stressed. He would hit the information packets and then he was like, I'm cool. I'm just going to a different dimension. Yeah, he was just clearly experiencing like extreme stress. It was just like, actually for real, I'm just talking to aliens. Alright man, whatever you gotta say. It was six meditations I think a day.

Do they do brainwave driving when they would use binaural beats to drive your brainwaves and then send you into a different state? This guy's never even been there. You would not last a day in the monro. They would give you the keys. They would give you the keys. What type of gear are the people wearing? Clothing-wise, what are they wearing? You could never point them out.

We are legion. You're X-Men. Yeah. We would never notice you in the crowd. No, until it was time. But the first thing you... It was time to what? Take naps and talk about it? Well...

The first thing was like level 10. Like, dude, I tried as hard as I can. It was like you put your headphones on, you go in your check unit, it's like pretty dark and you can't see shit. Controlled holistic environmental chamber. Check unit. Let's just spell it out for the people. You're like a dude who steals valor. You are for real. It's all like the military jargon. He's been overseas, dude. He's been...

He's gone on tour. You don't even know where the bell is. You're in line at any end right now. In a full uniform. And Billy's clocking you with a GoPro. Patch is in the wrong spot.

Sorry, I watched The Stolen Valley yesterday. You could do it for hours. And it was the first one I've ever seen where every comment was like, come on, man, let that guy alone. It was just fully retarded guys. It's like the pedo hunters are just getting retarded guys now. Like, what are you doing here? I mean, a 17-year-old. Did you see that one? Who's the one gigantic? Alex Rosen. He's a big guy.

best. You see when he screamed at the Kamala rally? Yes. He's like, why are all the people going to the party? You see a bunch of people turn around and go, come on, man. He showed up to a Kamala rally. He's a YouTube pedo hunter and he showed up to a Kamala rally and went, how come everyone in the back seats are at the party? What's up with that? It's funny. People block him with the Kamala signs. It's so funny. It's funny how much this is like...

2016 and 2020 and then now it's just like, dude, this is all kind of fucking embarrassing. Like, on every side it's just like, dude, shut the fuck up. Well, now you can use the presidential race to boost your own just channel that has nothing to do with it. You're telling me, man. Like,

It's like it has nothing to do with it. You're like, you fucking love Diddy. Why did you suck Diddy's dick? And it's like, yo, by the way, check out Buy My Merch. Yeah, he's great. There's a video of those guys like busting some pedophile in a parking lot and the kid's so angry and they're just crying laughing at him. Dude, not to sound like a total lib, but this could genuinely be the fall of capitalism. Just some dudes like, dude, fuck it. Just getting shot in the face while you try to like get your YouTube channel on a political ground. Yeah.

He did. Yeah, they grabbed the sun and threw it. Oh, I saw the tweet about that. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah. I just saw a picture of a black dude, and he was like, who's this fucking donkey face that threw my phone? That's the only tweet I saw. I was like, God damn, things are heating up. Things seem to have been chill until the last week. I mean, Sean got shot in the head.

No, no, of course that, but I meant, I meant the numbers are so good, bro. If you got rowdy the last couple of days here, where the fuck were we? We should have been in there, dude. We should have been at the heart of the election. Just being like, by the way, guys, link in the description. I've done no research and I'm not going to vote. Yeah, but fucking level 10 was I tried as hard as I could.

my fucking forehead was vibrating oh i think that was careful what you gotta be careful that's the third eye i know and i was like oh this is maybe there's something here and then like the further forehead vibrated while you're taking a nap oh yeah pretty much and like that's what i'm saying that means you're exerting too much effort i've been there before i'm not yeah i'm not saying i have secret fucking powers i'm an x-man or anything but fucking the next day it's like we're getting into like level 15 or whatever and

And then they lost me when they're like in it. You're sitting there, you hear all this stuff. He's like, and now we were in level 15. Time is not real. And I was just sitting there like one, two, three, four. Fuck. It's real still. Yeah. One Mississippi. You can make the argument. Yeah. I tried. Time's not real. It's not. It's I mean, once you leave Earth, it's not real.

Time is just we happen to be in this space that revolves around the sun. Once you leave Earth, it's like you're dealing with a totally different thing. I mean, it's relative. For sure. I shouldn't say it's not real, but it's relative. I went through a lot of them, and you would come back after every single one. What time is it now? Are you talking about right now or if I was on Jupiter? No, right now, where you are in reality. 1052. Yes. Right now in Austin, though, it's 952. Are we sure Austin exists right now? I'm not sure. I mean, come on, man. If I was outside the Earth's orbit,

What day is it? I don't know. We had meetings after every meditation. Did you share at all about your meditations? I had nothing. What? I had nothing. That's Zen. You had no mind. No, you were coming from a Zen perspective. No mind. I was just sitting there. Tabula rasa. It sounded like a lot of people were like, oh, I did this. The best was like, it's like if you went in and did seven minutes in heaven and the cockiness that you would walk out of that closet. Yeah.

Every time. Oh, no. They come out just like, yeah, brother. The best was the one T-Bot would just come out and just go...

That was crazy. I was like, dude, I just. You didn't release any endogenous DMT? I would just listen to everyone fucking talking. How big's your neck? It's pretty big. It is a huge neck. A lot of people, when they were talking, it just sounded like movies. So they were like, we did. To me, I was daydreaming. And then you would just think of cool shit. And then people would share that. And then when I would talk to people privately, like, hey, Bill, how are you making out? I was like, I just keep falling asleep and nothing's really happening. They go, yeah, same here.

And then there was one, the Hungarian woman sat next to me at the very end. This dude was like, I don't believe in aliens, but I saw a spaceship. And the Hungarian woman was hard of hearing. I think her name was Reka, maybe. I forget. But she was like, what did he say? He doesn't believe in aliens, but he's home in level 23. And she just goes...

Do you believe in that? I said, Greg, I don't even believe in fucking space. What is wrong with you? I didn't say anything all fucking week.

I don't even believe in space. She's like, how are you breathing right now? I don't fucking believe in space. Oh, man. The one before that, she just came up to me and she goes, how was it? Nothing? You probably don't even need this. You're so chill. I was like, thanks. I really appreciate that. That's actually nice. I was cool with her. Before that, I said, Rekha, I saved your scene. I was like, sit your ass down.

Oh, you and Rekha were just chilling. That's pretty cool. Man, that's tight. She kind of like low-key mad at you. It was like, you're so fucking chill, baby. But then you were like, babe, I don't even fucking think space is real. She was like, get the fuck out of here. How the fuck are you breathing that? I was like, I mean, you can't breathe in space. Yeah, what the fuck are you even talking about? That's what I said. She's hungry. There's just no shit. I was surrounded. I was surrounded.

I was on Jubilee. Fucking hungry. Literally like during World War II. Not even Poland. Hungary. Hungary. That's where when you're in Hungary, you're like, damn, I wish I could live in Poland right now. That'd be so. I wish I lived in Warsaw. You can learn more about space and oxygen.

Yeah, other than that, I mean, nothing. The people there were really nice, so that's why. That's cool. Yeah, they probably were. Don't necessarily want to talk shit on them, and people got stuff out of it. Did they get more chill? I got nothing. That's cool to get, like, did not be that chill and go to the monorail and see them. I'm actually way more chill. Yeah, I can't ever fucking meditate, personally.

really that's shit so stupid no dude i can't do it just sit there and think about shit obviously what'd they tell you to do it's like don't shit no i just sit there and i go i go who's Notre Dame have this week fuck it's a bye week dude what am i gonna do the point of not thinking i'm asleep really yes that's good

I know. Are you sure you're asleep? Maybe you're really good at meditating. That's what I'm saying. Maybe I'm the best meditator in the world. And me getting in a firefight with people last night was a message from aliens. That's crazy. The download shit's crazy where people are like, oh, I go to download. It's going to take me years to unpack. It's like, dude. That's the high density informational packet. Download a fucking dream? Information. It's the informational packet. It's so high density that you get hit with the information. You're like, ugh. And then it takes you years to unzip the files. It's kind of sad. Yeah.

To like grasp it like a meaning and purpose in life so much that you're like, holy shit, my dream. I'm so important. The aliens gave me this dream. It's like, dude, you're hungry.

The aliens weren't talking to you, dude. It is. Actually, she said she was contacted by Palladian, so why don't you shut the fuck up? Yeah, why don't you take a break? The last thing the aliens did was get hungry. Everyone knows this. So she was chill. Yeah. Obviously, she was chill, bro. I'm just making a funny joke about hunger. It is taking the religious impulse. Mm-hmm.

It is a twist on the religious impulse. You guys are leading. They're among us. There was another thing where I kind of started. I think it might be where you're 50 and your mom dies and you're from Hungary and you go to a place and you go. Dude, the check units were comfortable as fuck. Dude, I do want to get in a little tiny pod. I would love to sleep in that every night. I just wish I had a door that locked.

I definitely, especially with a fucking roommate that also thinks he's talking to aliens. Yeah. It was a book. You went to a halfway house for schizophrenic. At some point, I swear to God, dude, at some point, I swear to God, they're going to be like, hey, Bill, you're with us now.

Everything's going to be okay, but you're just with us. Yeah, you got to stay for a couple weeks. Yeah, that's what I thought. I started telling people I was in rehab. Did you guys have chores? Was there like a whiteboard? No chores. That's cool. You literally could just do fuck all. Have you reached out to any of your alum? No. No.

It is. I got a diploma. No, you didn't stay? I got the diploma. You didn't make it the whole time? I made it to the last thing. I was like, I'm all right, I'm out. You just didn't walk. Yeah, you didn't walk. How many days were you there? Me and Penny hugged and rolled. I went there Saturday to Thursday. But you skipped the fucking scream in the woods? No, it was a silent meditation. I was like...

I'm done. Did you guys do any screaming? No screaming. I honestly would have genuinely liked this. I think a lot. You would have. I think I would have liked this a lot. Literally go. I think you would have enjoyed it. I would go to a silent meditation. You just go, you're silent for seven days and you just sit there with a bunch of people and it was like, I think the bunch of people would bother me. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, silent would be nice. So you just sit there. Some meditations are just your seven days. Check your bank out. Still rich. I'm going to go back to the world. Murders, rapists, terrorists. That's a commercial. Won't make them pay. That is true. You're quiet for seven days and you just go. That's a crazy shit. Dude, just go into a darkness retreat. It's like, yeah, dude, like no poor person is going to want to do that.

Going on a darkness retreat? Yeah, I don't think so. Aubrey Marcus did that. Aubrey Marcus was in a dark hole for like five days. Yeah, it's probably not good for you. That's the thing. Yeah, I don't think it is. Well, they said the Celts used to do that. They would like put you in a super dark cave in ancient times and you would just start to hallucinate. Or you can just not eat for like

14 days. Yeah, I mean, all their shit is just being poor. It's like, dude, you're so humbled when you can't fucking talk or just sit in the dark. Don't go on a seven-day water fence. Like, yeah, no shit. Or just spend 40 years not being able to do what you want ever. Dude, talk down to it by everyone. Yeah, cool, dude. Talk to aliens in your dreams. Shut the fuck up.

You're on a 10-day retreat where everyone's like, all right, dude, fucking shut up. No, it's like the most... It's a horrible idea. It's the most fun they could have is getting together with like-minded individuals. Obviously, dude, I was there and witnessed it. The only bullshit I will say was they're like, oh, you're never going to be fed better than you are this week. I heard the grub sucked, yeah. Grub was ass. What kind of grub are you talking about? What kind of grub are you talking about? Shit. The eggs every day were just like insta-eggs and fucking just bullshit, honestly. Cedar oil?

Oh, yeah, definitely. They're like, oh, we got cheesesteaks tonight. And it was literally just like if you got a roast beef from Wawa, the deli slicer, and fried it. They're giving all the fucking dreamers that are talking to aliens cheesesteaks. Yeah, cheesesteaks. Dude, three square. Three square. Dude, they fed you guys cheesesteaks. And then went, take naps. Dude, Fry lunged me the fart in my check. Bro.

For real, dude. The dumbest fucking shit I've ever had. No offense to the Montrealers, dude. I'm going to be invaded tonight by damn schizophrenics. I would call Shane when I was there, like crying from laughing. When you called me from there, I was laughing so fucking hard. You called me on like day two, like, yo, I fucked up. Fuck.

Call me from his fucking sleep chamber. Here's the thing. It is a sick idea because they are supposed to use like shit to drive your brainwaves to get you into like a different state, which wouldn't be acid. Huh? You really want to get shit that changes the state of your brain. That is true. Well, I've heard of people who did acid and did the brainwave drive and they said it's crazy. That was the acid. Yeah. It was 100% just the acid. Yeah. It's not going to give you an extra ball. I like the James Fodiman.

I mean, if you did that, listen to that while on acid, you probably just took the fucking headphones off. Like, holy fuck, I'm on acid. Bro, this is the funniest. I mean. It's the best, dude. Dude, I'm so happy you did it. I'm kind of stoked. Yeah, I'm kind of stoked. I'll literally do anything. Spade was like, dude, go do it. Like, let's see if it works. Like, all right, I'll see if it works. And it was fun. Wasn't Spade like your dickhead? No. Wasn't he like, you should do it? Then you're like, yo, it sucked. He's like, yeah, obviously.

Yeah, but he thought I had the bona fides. You guys do. You guys talk about your dreams a lot. Bro, you guys have it. I have the aura ring and I have a problem where I don't really get any deep sleep. No, it's not. All of this is fake shit. What, Ram? Fuel consumerism.

He's back from Monroe Institute. You fucking learned. He's a cynic now. Nothing matters. I'm telling you, I get... I'm crying. It's so funny. I'm signing up to drive to Virginia and stay in a fucking... He showed me a picture. That shit sucked. That bed was comfortable. How many pillows do you have? Two. Another dude in there.

He rolled. He's so weird. I know. I made him claim PC. He packed up. You made him ring the bell? Yeah, immediately. He claimed PC. You were GP? I was GP for life in there. Oh, my God. That was crazy. Definitely didn't work. Yeah, I mean. The best is like, oh, once you get home, that's when the fun starts. I literally don't remember shit.

You're about to get zapped. The grub was nasty, though. The grub being nasty is kind of disillusioning. The grub being nasty is so obvious. Although, it's like you just need to lay down and go to sleep. One dude was a fucking real estate. Everyone's stomach must have been going crazy. I was crushing the bathroom. People would go into level 27 and I would just open my door real slow. You said diarrhea.

Yeah, that's crazy. There's a dude who just peaced. A high-density packet hit you, dude. Dude peaced. What? Two days in, he was like a commercial realtor from Fox County. He just peaced. Didn't say bye to anyone. Didn't say bye to the fucking people. He's probably so embarrassed. Yeah, well, he's probably like, you know what? I'm actually just going to cheat on my wife. Yeah, but also think of like...

You kind of want to believe. Obviously, dude. And you're like, dude. They were like jerk off. I know I can fucking talk to aliens. Dude, you want to hear something? And then you drive down. You're thinking to yourself like, this is it. Yeah. And then day two. Your wife's like, what the fuck? You're talking to a fucking Bulgarian and you're eating fucking sloppy joes. And you're going, holy shit, I got to go back home. You know what's fucked up, though?

So there was all those floods in North Carolina. Three days before, I had nothing but flood dreams. I swear I'm not lying. I'm not making it up. But I was going to the beach the next two days. So maybe that's why I was having water dreams. But I was having nonstop flood dreams. Yeah, I mean. So let's not take away all the mystery. True. I'm not saying it's not real. But it is very funny. But you can't pay to play. True. That's true. You know what I mean? It is very funny. You're either in the game or you're not.

You can't sign up. That's fucking crazy. It's like a comedy class. Yeah, pretty much. You're going to be in the fuck. Well, the thing that I realized where you're going to be huge kind of bullshit was when they're like next. We had a fun exercise before I went to sleep and that was a dolphin energy club and you can join the dolphin energy club.

and send dolphin healing powers to people in need so you could sit there you think of the dolphins and you see them holy fucking shit next to you and you send them out to people in need it's kind of chill yeah well the other thing i forgot to say the way to get into it so prayer is you get your uh resonant tuning which just sounds like the eyes wide shut fucking singing which was freaking me the fuck out and

And then you get a reball, which is like an energy field around you that protects you in the astral realm. A re-dog ball. A fucking re-ball. Bro, it needs you. Seven's a dog. Hold on. I was saying I'm a dog. I was saying I'm a dog.

You're hurting more than you've ever done. Holy fuck, dude. Fuck, dude, take down your retard while my dolphin is bouncing. Oh, shit. He's got a powerful reball. Yeah. And then you have an energy conversion box where you get all your bad thoughts and you put them in there. I like that. And then before you go out, all that shit gets taken care of and then you enter it.

Hold on. Dude, did you send dolphins? Did you send me a dolphin? I didn't do that. You didn't send any dolphins? I sat there. I do that at the gym sometimes. Not in the form of dolphins. I just send people power blows. Positive vibes. It's kind of nice. You have to send positive vibes. I can feel it. I can tell when you're at the gym. Yeah, once I realized this is just level one and then you have to pay for level two and stuff, I was like, oh, okay. Yeah. I got you. Loud and clear. God, that's so fucking funny. Yeah. I didn't really learn much from it.

Damn, dude. You learned a lot. The best was everyone day one was like, my phone's in the fucking room. Like, I'm not touching that thing. Like, day three, everyone's like... Everyone lied to each other. It was pretty funny. Food's great. That's sweet. I mean, this is for real one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

They're fucking sending dolphins to people? The reball is nice. If you believe it. Dude, and people clocking out is so fun. Just people just being like. Ringing the bell. All right. That was only one. Two guys. Well, my roomie and then the other dude. Everyone else stayed. Get a text from your wife too and just being like. I mean, you can't peace out if you came from fucking Hungary. True. You just got to ride that out. Yeah, where are you going to go? Thirsty? Yeah.

i didn't crush cereal though did you crush what kind of cereal that was frosted flakes of course they had fucking frosted flakes i thought it was cornflakes okay yeah that's pretty chill i haven't had cereal in a while so that was pretty cool that kept you that's nice a lot of people are vaping i refuse to vape yeah i left one time i literally was like as if i was being held there against my will i was like i'm just gonna fuck

leave for a little bit. I drove down during a break because there's like three hour breaks and went to a convenience store in the middle of fucking like Lynchburg where the fuck I was and got like expired Zin, took one, got a headache and then just went back. Have you ever had sleep paralysis and then went into the sleep paralysis? All the time. What happens when you go into it? I keep dreaming over and over again. Yeah, you get stuck in the inception loop. It sucks. Dude, if I get sleep. Then I get a top and I spin it and go, I'm powerful. No.

No way. Just freak the fuck out. And I'm like, when is this going to stop? Dude, when I, when I go in, when I have sleep paralysis, the same, you can like sit there and it's just like, like a staticky noise in your ear. And I, the last time I went into it, I, it was just like a demon scape. Nothing can hurt you. Why do you need the fucking, why do you need the reball? Nothing can hurt you.

There were so many things where it's like, oh, one guy was a fucking remote viewer. And he's like, oh, these are the things I remote viewed. So he was a fucking liar? Dude, he said he had the bona fides. He said he had the bona fides. Paul Cech on the last episode said he remote viewed his house. Yeah, he said he had the bona fides. He's got two wives. I guess I had on the podcast last time. He has two wives. He saw my house? Not your house. He remote viewed the house he wanted. And then when both of his wives went to the property, he was like, let me guess, does he have a gate in the front with a big...

Like, he named a certain surveillance. He's a remote viewer, man. It's pretty... But the one guy remote viewed... Don't knock parapsychology, please. The one guy remote viewed, and he was showing me, like, all this stuff. And then I was just like, so you can remote view? He's like, yeah. I was like, that's... Fucking reball, bro. You're like, dude.

I was like, if you can remote view, let's make some fucking money. How can we make money? I was like, dude, bet on fucking sports. He's like, oh, it's not in the right brain. See his numbers, left brain or however the fuck it works. And I was like, so fucking right. Tell me this color of the confetti.

at the Super Bowl next year. It'll be the color of the team that wins. I can't do that. That's a crude application. That's a crude application of a spiritual technology. I don't fucking care. I'm trying to get paid off this shit. More about you going, I see a river. There was a dude, though. There's a river. Yeah. He was on the Sean Ryan podcast and he's a fucking beast and has like

W's in remote. I read his book. His book's pretty nasty. This guy was a battle axe. He did TV, live TV. He went on live TV and he was like, I'll remove you whatever the fuck you want. Tell me where you want to go. They picked a random city and then they got this part, like a set designer went in all these fucking places and they picked that random rolling a dice and the dude fucking called. He is. He did film a couple of them, but if you watch all of them,

A lot of them are. They end up being very similar things at the end. Because I watched, I read his whole book and I'm like, there's no way he videotaped this. And he does kind of nail a couple things. And then they do it again on a different channel. And he predicts the same exact thing. Yeah, I just don't. Paris psychology is not to be ruled out. It isn't. I mean, it has, in my views, as much standing as fucking vaccine research. This is the best one we've ever made. It's 98% effective. Yeah, I don't, yeah.

What are you going to do? That's a take nobody wants to hear. Everyone's like, what the fuck? What are you going to do? I'm with you, bro. I hear you. Just shut up and get vaccinated. Men in clinic just hit me up. Have you got your COVID-19 vaccine? Are they still pushing that? They got a stockpile. They got a fucking ditch out. My boy just, he brought his one-year-old to get a checkup. And they were like,

Yo, you want to give him the COVID vaccine? He said he turned down, felt like he had an 11-inch cock. Fuck, no, I'm not vaccinating him. Where were you in 2020, bro? I was in the group chat with him. Trying to tell them all, bro. Literally, if you go on my laptop and search Bill Gates March 2020, me telling them, fuck this. This shit's made the fuck up. Don't get vaccinated. Bill Gates is trying to get rich off this. Damn. They tried to give it to my one-year-old son.

They tried to give it to my... No, you didn't. I actually reviewed the tape. That was just remote viewing. You didn't touch me. Pediatrician went for like my one-year-old and they were like, that's fine. And honestly, I do think it was like...

Brittany's black so they were like we respect your fucking that if we respect you making your own up in your mind about this But your kids run a higher risk of dying, but that's fine if you want to do that It was just like that's dying of what I just got it. Just dying. Yeah, what was this? They wanted hope they didn't even say kovat They were like your kids statistically run a higher risk of dying if you don't get it, but that's fine. It's okay Respect you. What was that? I'm sorry. I didn't hear what they're trying to give like Chloe the cobit vaccine. Oh

And they just said your kid's going to die. High risk of dying. There's 100% chance they're going to die. Dying. That's all they said. Your kid might not die if you take this. I was like, what? They just hit me with Reggie and Stevie with that shit. I brought them to the vet. You should get them super fast. Get the shit out of one of them and see what happens. No, no, no. Fucking...

I went there and they were like, you got to get this shot. It's for if they see diarrhea and sniff it, they might get it. They hit you with the shit when they drink a puddle and a deer pee's in it? Yeah. Get the fuck out of my face, man. And I was like, what do I have to get legally? Like rabies. Like, give me that. Yeah. Don't give me.

Got in the same argument with my vet. I go, and I actually Googled it beforehand. So I was equipped with facts. I could be like, well, what strain of leps or whatever it's called, lepsidosis. I was like, which strain do you guys actually immunize for? Is that even like local here? And the lady was just like, you don't have to do it, I guess. No. Yeah. Well, you know, I'm good. No.

No, I said the left shows bullshit. I don't fuck it. I got crazy. And I'm real fucked up over Reggie right now. Why? One ball is not dropping. You got to massage it. I'm not being like a silly guy. I'm saying you got to get up there and work that thing down. I don't know. It's tough. I'm going to wait because I don't know what happened to his ball. I don't want to neuter him. I don't know. It's just one nut. It's like dick ball.

His whole set up. He's like fucking three hours old, dude. His balls are going to drop. That's what I'm hoping. Well, the vet, you didn't take him to the vet yet? The vet wants to get him neutered immediately because guess what? If he doesn't get it, he's going to get cancer. Have you tried like, oh, you don't get that vaccine, dog might get cancer. Have you tried like, no, for real. The vet's up to something. Oh yeah, big vet.

liberal agenda have you tried this like cupping his butthole and going no but I have one you gotta hold his mouth I have one like this I'll scratch his stomach and if I see his ball I'll just go like this and try to push it

You were trying to get it down there? What's going on? Do you think it might be torsion? No, he'd be going wild if it was. True. Sometimes it happens. I hope so. Because you want to breed this boy. I'll sell his sperm. Are Reggie and Stevie siblings? Yes, I can. How are you going to get it out of him? How are you going to sell it? Jerk him.

there's a price every man has a price it's a small penis it's not that good you can probably hold him down the rug and just let him get the pressure I haven't seen his boner yet hit him with the flashlight hasn't popped out he's humble

Reggie Miller's a humble boy. He is humble. He's like, you know what? I'm listening to Heaven, One, None. I don't need to. Did you watch Ben? Ben? No, I only saw him get asked about Tony. I only have seen Tony's stuff. Yeah, obviously. Can you believe he said that about fucking Puerto Rico?

What did Bannon even say about it? Bannon? Yeah, what did Bannon say about it? Oh, Bannon. Fucking dude, it's a great interview. Like, it's awesome. He fucking- Kind of stoked he's out. Ruined them. He's like, dude, you guys actually fucking are insane. He's like, none of these people support you. He's like, I was just in jail. They all hate you. Yeah. What did he go to jail for? What did he go to jail for? I don't even know. Maybe like Jan 6 shit or something like that. I have no fucking clue. I think it was funding-

Shit. The War Room. I thought it was fraud about... My bad. It's a daily show. It gets clipped up and a podcast.

He looks like Benjamin Franklin. He wears two button-down t-shirts. It's the craziest movie. He does have nice drip. He looks like a guy. He looks like a guy in your neighborhood. He does. I kind of love him. I honestly love Benjamin. They tried to slander him saying he's a drunk and beats his wife, but I don't think that's true. That's why he's just a guy in the neighborhood. He's just a guy you see walking around. He's like the penguin. We get what we deserve. Thank God your dolphins reached him. The penguin's good.

I might have just tried to watch too many episodes at once. Yeah, that's a... You can't pig. Yeah, I was pigging. The Penguin. I was on the... Why are you talking about Arkham? Is that the Batman spinoff show? Yeah. Why? Are you just talking about Arkham because you're a DC head? I'm just... He's just a DC head. I mentioned Arkham. It's the only mental hospital we all know. You didn't watch The Penguin? I...

Is that show more than five years old? No, it just came out. Okay, no, I didn't see that show. He should get every award ever. I didn't see that show. Colin Farrell does rule. I've always loved Colin Farrell. He's great. True D season two. Did you see the interview in People Magazine about his son? Alexander. His son has some sort of disorder. Yeah, yeah. An interview was very sweet. I just saw. I almost cried. He...

Ran a lady in the Dublin Marathon in a wheelchair. Did he? And I was thinking to myself, that's got to get awfully boring for the person in the wheelchair. Or awesome.

You ever hop in a shopping cart and your friend pushes you? For that long? CKY. You're in CKYville, bro. I know, but... You should start jumping in front of fucking cars. But you know what I mean? Pushing that in the bushes. But there's people cheering you the whole time. I know, but it's like... If I'm in a wheelchair, I'm thinking to myself, it's starting to feel like it's about him.

And a little less about me. Yeah. Go on. Go on.

Anyway, I mean, yeah, I'm actually running a marathon. Yeah, I get it when it's like running a marathon No, I'm saying like you're gonna push my collar. You're like I'm the one competing in a fucking marathon I don't know you could run a marathon. I know your cardio is not I know distance isn't your thing But I think you say I did four miles yourself I Ran four miles Reese you mean might be able to tag-team rotate on we could I'll do every that would be nice call walk

I can do four miles in 50 minutes. That was my world record. My knees went numb. I don't know what happened. My knee was numb and tingling. I couldn't fucking breathe. In order to take pressure off my knees, I did pool running.

In my apartment complex pool. Like Muhammad Ali. Basically. I mean, I was like at the combine. Dude, I did it and there was one guy just sitting at the pool working. So I was like, I'm just going to like bang out some pool apps. It's not a big deal. Good for you, dude. Dude, but I tried. If I saw one person, I'd be like, I'm not even going to swim. I tried to like slow roll it. So I like kind of kept my. Oh, I have ball guns at the World Series. Oh, shit. He's back on top. Pass Ajaq. All the stars are out. Probably went in there. Travolta. Travolta. Fuck. Show Pete. Rob Lowe.

Tim McGraw. Tim McGraw still holding it down. Shout out to Tim McGraw. Oh, my.

Dude, but the guy was just sitting there working on a laptop. But I was trying to be respectful. My bad. Trying to be respectful. So I tried to do it kind of low-key and didn't move my upper body. Just move like an evil horse. You must have been terrifying. You look like something from Super Mario Brothers. And then I realized after a while, this isn't right. I just started pumping the arms and ripping the water. If you're uncomfortable, this is on you, bro. Remember that dude who jumped out of the pool? Yeah.

Yeah. I did that for a whole summer. I tried to jump out of the pool. Did you really? That NFL player jumped out of the pool and jumped into the back of a fucking pickup truck. Dude, was that real? Yeah. Yeah. Fucking sick. It's impossible. Lamar thought he could jump out of my pool. Lamar is insane. Yeah, obviously. He couldn't. Dude. Yeah. Yeah, whatever. I'm kidding.

I was doing two laps, and then I would swim back and forth and walk one lap, and it was devastating. I was dead. You're going into buds, bro. I mean, dude. I passed the police test. No problem. That's just not a big deal. Police test? Yeah. You couldn't pass it right now? I mean, dude, fucking... If you train for a month, you can pass it. I got some shit with a fucking Philly cop the other day, fucking asshole. What's his deal? American Street. It's fucking...

I know American Street. Did he know you just served? No, no, no. He has no idea. He doesn't know how many dolphins he's in. It changed his life. American Street, it's like lane, big-ass median, water catch, and another lane. So I was coming up, intersection here, I'm coming up in the rig, and there's a crash. There are cops here, and there's a fucking tow truck and the fucked-up thing. They're all in on it together. Sidewalk. What'd you do?

Go around. You went the other lane. No, no, no. Not even in the other lane. I literally went around in the intersection and went around him. And he goes like this. I was like, I rolled my window. I was like, what? What is his problem? The fact that you were next to them? The fact that I went into the fucking intersection and around. He's like, that's where you're going to go. I was like,

Where else do you want me to go? So you had room to go around the mall? Obviously. I went right the fuck around. I was like, where else do you want me to go? He's like, the sidewalk. I was like, that's just as illegal. You want me to jump on the fucking sidewalk? That's what I said. He got all fucking shitty with me. I was like, dude, fuck you, asshole. That pissed me the fuck. I stopped back and forth. How old was the cop? It's because I was black. What?

How old was he? How old was he? I was like, probably my age. Yeah. And he's just sitting there. Wait, you don't back the blue anymore? No, I don't back the blue after what they did to me and fucking Yuma cocksuckers. What are they doing? Yuma? I had a Dodge Durango fucking coming from Arizona to San Diego. And the whole time I was with Spade, the whole time, every time we saw a cop, I was like, I got your six. I got your six. I'm in the Durango. I'm with you guys.

Then the dude break checks me. What the fuck? Still going. He goes down and around this canyon and waits and gets me going fucking 80 and a 55. But even though that's a felony, dude, relax. Even though you had a six against a cartel? I had his six. I had the Durango. I had his six and he did that to me. $450 fucking Yuma. Damn.

I had to pay that shit. And he brake checked you? He brake checked me and then like sped off. He was trying to tell you to slow down. But dude, don't brake check me. That's literally not good. That is bad to do on the road. It's like the cop looking at me like, which way you would have went? Both ways are illegal, dude. Which way do you want me to go, Philly cop? Yeah. You guys don't even show up. What do you call 911?

I will say I didn't see one cop when I lived in Center City. There wasn't one cop. I'm sure they're busy. That's the work of Let Em Go Larry. That Rittenhouse is where they go. That's like the old cops go there.

You got to earn a house, bro. That's where the bums are. They made me. I'm going back to Rittenhouse Square. Where the bums stay. And I wear glasses and the women wear their skirts. I wear sunglasses and the women look at me and say I'm weird. Because I'm weird.

It's my favorite video. Are you still hitting the club? Steve Spiros. What, Helium? No, no. The fitness club. Adolf Hitler? No, I left Adolf Hitler. I heard about that place and never went. I'm a city fitness guy myself. It was a good gym, but it was very... It was insane. Crazy name. Vertical Country Club. I've heard about that. Calling it Fittler...

Wild choice. And they were selling merch that was like hats with block letters, all caps, F is the closest. It's so close to an H. Yeah, that's great. It literally looked like in one of the mannequins was wearing a shirt that said Fittler wearing a bag across its chest. It literally looked like it was wearing a block letter Hitler shirt.

Every time I walked in, I was laughing. Yeah. I was going, you guys, somebody needs to change this. Yeah, they're tricking. I mean, at least they got the good gear. City Fitness has fucking brutal gear. What do they got? Just like LGBT shit. Really? Rainbow stuff. What about for guys like me? Straight guys. That's what fitness is kind of all about. You don't want to support them?

nah yeah you don't have to be you don't have to be gay to like wear like you have to be gay to support the guys the boys will crush you if you are rainbow shit no i couldn't even wear a cap growing up dude game proud bro if you were but girls will kiss you i was an old navy man if you wear a shirt of like two guys afford that rich gap shit

You wear a shirt of like two guys kissing and you're like a 21 year old guy. Girls will definitely like, yeah, I fucking witnessed a kid one time at a bar wearing a Nelson Mandela shirt explaining to a girl who Nelson Mandela is. And I was like, I fucking hate you. She can't post a political prisoner in South Africa. Like fucking Tiesto is playing in the background. The barstool bar in Philly. Oh yeah. You, you could rock. If you wore like a rainbow thing, I could, but just like,

I'm the only thing I'm at like city fitness is great fucking gym. The only thing I'm pissed off about is their COVID mandates. Ed, well, you had to get vaccinated to work out there. Anytime fitness, anytime fitness kept it open, even when it was illegal. I'm sorry. I shouldn't say that, but that was anytime though. There's any time where they're going to change their fucking go during pandemic. And they were just let you in the back and they had newspapers with my gym.

really yeah they had newspapers on the you just go in the back and just work out they were like we don't give a fuck the one near me in Fairmount bitch ass they knew you had to get your grind on the one like in I guess Willow Grove where Jizz Jazzum just caught some fucking chin music Jizz is pissed you got hit

This guy's a fucking freak show. He's playing red ass. Their one pitcher's playing red ass. Oh, he's coming out. He's going to get in the business. Dude, they're up by one. I know. This is the world. What could be greater, dude? Presidential election, world series. Podcasts are all as important.

podcast this is trifecta of the entire world canaries in the coal mine we're the yeah we're the last true philosophers give me a chance there's no are we the x-men at all or are we more the avengers we are we're the x-men we're the we're kamala's x-men we gotta get a shot of you before this of like you sitting down me sitting down you should be talking about my girlfriend being my samurai before shows it's nice preparing my armor my patagonian shirt

Doing the fat stretch on the shirt. Dude, I got a mind melter for you. What? So, you guys are familiar with the pressure coming down from ceiling fans, right? Sure. I got tripped up on this the other day. I still can't figure it out. When a ceiling fan is like putting air on you, is it moving in a circular vortex or is it like a sheet of air just falling on you? What do you mean? So, when you're feeling the wind from a ceiling fan, is it like... So, they're angled? Yeah.

But just straight from the ceiling. I'm just saying, all the ceiling fans out when it goes around. So what's it giving you? Depends on which way it's going. It pushes air down. Sure. During heat, you can actually pull air up. I know that. But I'm saying like, is it, it's moving in a circle. So is it pulling, pushing a flat sheet of air on you? Or is it like moving like a little. It's moving. It's moving like a circular thing around. The Dysons. If you're talking Dyson, that's a flat sheet. Flat sheet on a Dyson? Yeah.

But is it a ceiling fan? No, no. I'm just saying ceiling fans, it's blades. So you're in the middle of a bit. You're technically in the middle of a vortex. I was laying there. Huh? You're saying you're in the eye. That's what I think. I thought it was a flat sheet. I think maybe it's like really close to the blade. You can get close to possibly an eye. Flat sheet.

Really? Maybe. Dude, I was in the room the other day. I was putting my kid to sleep. There's no way if a ceiling fan's on, you're not feeling it underneath. You are feeling it, but is that air kind of hitting you like this or is it going and just kissing you as it's circling you? I was in a room with a ceiling fan on. I think it's coming...

Straight down. Sheet. You're talking sheet. I think the kiss comes up there at the very top. So I think by the time it reaches you, it's kind of just a flat sheet. Dude, I thought that my whole life, but I was in the room the other day and I was like, I think I'm in the eye of the vortex. You thought you were in the eye of the stream? I think it might be a vortex. I was sitting there just trying to put my kid to sleep. That's a good Google because I'd like to know. I think I was in the eye of the vortex. I think it's all Google-able.

What do you mean? Just moving air around. This might be like Galileo's apple, by the way. It's definitely not a fucking vortex. What do you mean? It's definitely not. There's not a part in the room that's not. Dude, what are you feeling? What are you feeling right now? Put your hand underneath the fan right at the fucking. That's exactly what I said at the top. Yeah, maybe. But by the time it's hitting you while you're laying in your bed from the ceiling. This is such a gay argument.

I mean, of course, but you're not going to be able to. But it's not a flat sheet. Yeah, but you know what I mean. Now, by the time it gets to you, it's a blended, it's air. You're talking about the tornado. The tornado just disperses and then falls upon you. There's no eye by the time it gets to you. Shut up, you fucking idiot. What are you going to search? Is this Galileo's apple, dude? It's a mystery of physics that hasn't yet even been articulated. It's a Edison versus Tesla. Dude, I'm telling you, I think it's a Vortex.

I was sitting there. That's that fucking anytime city fitness shit. Don't touch my privates. Dolphin attacks. This big old house can't get a fan there. I was exactly right. What is it? It's a wave in a particle. Basically, it was exactly what I thought. What'd you say?

Flat sheet. Done. Flat sheet. By the time it hits you on the bed. By the time it hits you on the bed. Yes, I know. I said at the top of the fan, you might be able to find a gap like that. By the time it reaches you, we're talking a flat. So it collapses. It fucking drills you with a flat. So it's a particle wave duality. It's both. Of course.

I don't know. We have to... See that dipshit? That looks pretty fucking flat to me. Show the diagram. Google. I'll tell you what to Google. I'll tell you what to Google. Show the geothermal. Don't Google does Sudafed cause erectile dysfunction. Google...

Air flow from ceiling fan. Every once in a while, Sudafed gets a hold of you and you go, what the fuck's wrong with me? I don't feel like I'm fucking depressed. What the fuck? Normally it's alcohol. What the fuck? You got to take Maka. It's all that Sudafed I've been taking. That's got to be it. Now, dude, I'm telling you, Maka gets you crazy. I was remedied today. I said maybe I should chill on the Sudafed and see if my... Good to go.

See if I can get a footlong dipper. Dude, nothing worse can get in your head about that. It's a commercial on TV. See if I can get a footlong dipper going from Subway. Oh, shit. Ooh. Kamala Harris. Pitching the same economic plan as Joe Biden. Hey, I'm a fucking loser with a beard. I don't like this shit.

Global War. That is a good one. Axios. George Soros. Are you kind of fat and have a beard? Are you excited to be in a political commercial? To be fair, Bob Casey Jr. is a fucking pedophile. Fat and a beard could be a Kamala supporter.

I was watching one of the depends how the fat depends how the fats dispersed yes well you could be a fat trans male you could be a fat you saw that dude on Surrounded yeah bro I did holy shit did you see that we all saw that dude I got tagged in a couple of those obviously yeah

Shane. I was like, all right, I'm going to stop looking at Twitter. Those are nice hips on that boy. Flipping the chair and being like, what's up, bro? What about one supremacy? That's honestly, that's season four. True detective. Yeah. How am I doing my fucking fantasy league? My running backs hurt. Yeah, dude. Chill. Please. You think you get raped? Yeah, it was great. What about essay? Sexual assault. Yeah, that was, I've experienced essay from who? San Antonio Spurs.

Talking about San Antonio? I'm a man. I have a vagina. He literally hit the penguin. Guys like us, we have a lot in common. It was so good. That actually was nice. That fucked fucking Shapiro up. That person talked uninterrupted for the whole time and everyone was going... The gayest thing in that was when the guy was like, you have the same ideas as Nick Fuentes and...

fucking bench pierce goes my dude my dude yeah he's like my dude no we don't mid it's like dude this shit pisses me off so bad you're fucking 45 you're a lawyer whatever the fuck you are and you just constantly jerk off to yourself arguing with insane people in college well did you see how they made them you're gonna win did you see how they made them run to the chair how do you oh they had to run they had to run so you would sit in the room and as soon as like the one timer go off you'd have like

Just 14 fat lesbians. Do you know how to get kicked off? It was so funny. Everyone raises a flag. This one black dude runs the chair, hits the fucking chair, gets on. He goes, I want to talk about it, boy. She's like, okay. What is the worst argument, bro? A woman has a child and can't breastfeed her.

And the guy, he's like, I don't know where you're going with this. Well, then I would suggest she buys formula. No, it doesn't. What is the next question? Dude, they didn't say that. His whole argument was just like, should we just kill them then? Because you can't feed them. And flags immediately just went out. Anytime they start losing, flags get off. Dude, his argument, and everyone came up with the same thing, being like, all right, let's talk. Like, they were like, I'm about to crush you, dude. How do you think Shapiro would do with the Monroe Institute?

I mean, do you think he would get torched? You couldn't handle it. It was the 22 of you. If the 22 mutants. Oh, 22 versus the. Yeah. Would any of you even run to the chair? Would you guys float? I say. Jesus.

Operation Protective Edge. What do you think about that? He was saying, my dude, my dude, my dude, my dude. I think you guys are doing some pretty bad stuff over in Lebanon. What do you think about that? He was saying, my dude, come on. And then turned the seat around and go, I'm a man with a vagina. I'm a man with a vagina. And I saw you guys blow up that apartment complex in Lebanon. That was weird. Why are you so obsessed with my pussy, Ben?

Yeah, you also hit him with a knife. That actually was like... Fuck you. That was the one point I saw on that that I was actually like, that's actually pretty funny. That was funny. And he's like, how am I obsessed with your genitalia? It's like, it's kind of all you talk about. Yeah. It's like, I got you, Ben, a little. Yeah, that kind of crushed him. The spinning chair cost him. She started foaming at him. Once you're spun, don't fucking spin it back and be like, all right, let's get down to brass tacks. She started foaming at the mouth.

Like while she was talking, it got so worked up. That's the T. That's the estrogen. Once you start not making sense and yelling, it's like, all right, you're a chick. That was a tough look to be like, oh my God, you're just like, you don't have to be like that.

What are you talking about? The male patriarchy. It does not make sense for two minutes to dominate the conversation that was like... They just go, exactly. Her doctor should have been like, we must raise those levels. Those levels. They must have been watching it like...

They should hit her with a T blow dart. It's like, actually, I just got a good idea. You got for this weekend. I'm going to fucking start running backs out. You tell me how I'm doing. Get out of the car, you piece of shit. Why are you even arguing about it? Let's get some beers. Let's just get some beers, dude. All right, we should wrap it up. Yeah, we should. We should.

boys bro so good to have you did it was amazing the guys are back are you guys excited about the election i can't wait i can't wait i'm so excited for the future the country made the best person win whoever wins i want to support that's my president whoever wins certify that election

Don't be insurrectionists. You know what I mean? Do not be insurrectionists. Don't be insurrectionists. You guys said last year, don't be insurrectionists. Even if that Capitol's looking tantalizing, dude, I'm going to run up in there. Don't run up in there. Don't run in there. Don't just chill. If you feel like running in there. Four years. Maybe we'll have fat-ass Elon Musk run for president. Lay down in a closet next to the janitor. Find yourself. Find yourself through dreams. You don't need to run in there.

All right. We did it. I mean, I'm all in on this podcast right now. I'm all in. I'm so fucking bullish on this pod. Blocks. All right. Goodbye, y'all.