Ep 483 - The Inteligencia (feat. Casey Rocket, Lemaire Lee, & Shawn Gardini)
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Yay, we started. What's up guys? Yeah, what's up, man? Guys, just let me break the, uh, which wall is that? The fourth or the third or the fifth? I think it's the fourth. Fourth wall. Let me break the fourth wall and tell the viewers at home.

Let Shane fly high. He's gone one more week. He's got to do Radio City Music Hall. Oh, yeah. What a fucking victim. Give him a week off, dude. Yeah. That's so stressful. Dude, it was crazy. I went back and I was like, just saw the setup and was in his dressing room before he did the dress rehearsal. And I was like, dude, my head would explode. There's fucking 80 people just moving stuff around. Just injecting adrenochrome into Shane before he goes on stage.

What a nasty little fuck. Why are you insinuating that he's now part of the Illuminati? You're nasty, bro. Forgive me, we missed you, Shane. We have the nastiest team. Lemaire, you got your crazy pants on. I'm jubilant. I'm celebrating. I'm literally speaking in celebration. Judas. I'm the Black Messiah. No way. You're Judas and I'm the Black Messiah. Dude, it was... For real, it was...

Nerve-wracking to witness just the sheer amount of people. Yeah, they're working on it And then it's like well I better not fuck this up for everybody yeah And for myself that was a lot of pressure the liberal intelligentsia nothing more than for him to flounder They try to fucking recreate reality like oh he failed no yeah, no he did it I was there I was in the room. They're writing articles an article came out yeah, and

I swear to God Hollywood Reporter no Yahoo News fucking AI Indian chatbots over the Yahoo News Had an astute analysis on the situation No, they came out with an article like right away afterwards like bombed and then I'm like alright Yahoo News I'll get it's all fucking probably AI at this point. It's probably not at a person in the office. Yeah, no guys just one lone computer blinking in a dark office Dude, but then NPR

NPR. NPR came out maybe that night or a day later. Are you talking about the National Pussy Ass Radio? Yeah, dude. National Pussy Ass Radio. It's the official news source for dudes in their 30s who can't achieve erections. That's what NPR is. Not even like you. It's not even about like, I'm talking gay guys who can't get hard for gay guys. I'm talking about heteros, maybe, who can't get hard for gay guys.

You can't get hard for women. It's not even a sexual thing. It's just lacking the vital spark in your soul that God gave you because you've been such a pussy. He was like, yeah, I'll take that back. That's what NPR is for. And they came out and for real were like, he bummed. They were like, he's not even good. And it's like, dude...

I was in the room. Dude, if he for real went up and kind of bombed it, I'd be like, okay. I was in the room. Yeah. People were having a great time. He kind of crushed. Yeah, it was perfect. Exactly, because I was sitting there going like, okay, awesome, great. You don't have to worry about that anymore. A guy who wasn't there, I'm assuming, was just like, but he said the crowd wasn't having fun. It's like, dude, it's a comedic device, you fucking nitwit. Yeah.

Go take this, dude. It's like, try to get hard and then go back to writing articles. Dude, I didn't know when you lose your soul, God takes your boners. Oh, he does, dude. God takes your boners away from you. The harder you are, the more God loves you.

Oh, the liberal intelligentsia has such a problem with direction. Dude, for real. But it's been funny watching their opinions start to evolve now. So now they're like, uh, headline, maybe he didn't bomb and like did pretty good, but it's still slightly problematic, but also slightly good in a paradoxical way. Like, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up, dude. You gotta just fucking give it up. Just be like, yeah, we were kind of pussies for a while. Yeah. No big deal.

Just give it up. Yeah. Just be like, yeah, the shit was fucking good. It rolled. Maybe we've been kind of...

listening to our girlfriends too much for the past four years. Maybe we can scale back on that a little. Maybe the bitch isn't always right, dude. Maybe the bitch is wrong. Casey Rockett, what the fuck is up, dude? Casey Rockett, dude. No, man. Dude, I mean, this is high-level meta-analysis of the news and stuff. It's no big deal. A little above my pay grade. Yeah, very smart. Somebody sent me an article yesterday, and I'm not even remotely famous, and it says, is Casey Rockett schizophrenic?

You can Google it. It's a celebrity news site. I'm a door guy at the mother ship. It's Casey Rockett. They're asking if you're schizophrenic? Yeah, it's a whole thing. That's definitely not it. S-C-H-I-Z-O-P-H-R-E-N-I-C.

Yeah, it's pretty- Sorry not to have a big old skeleton spelling bee on you guys. Yeah, there we go. Casey Rocking disability? Who said schizophrenia is a disability? I know, well they keep referring to it as a disability. Yeah, this is like an AI Indian guy website. I thought they were going to say a Sal Schizophrenic. I thought it was just everybody being schizophrenic.

Yeah. Pretty concerning. Oh, they're worried about your health. Yeah, I know. But they gave me a clean bill at the end, so. It's good to have that in writing. He came out and had you do a presidential fitness test. He's good. His hearing is remarkable. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Yeah, dude. You get these, like, my wife will have these, like, AI blogger articles about her, and it's like, her husband lives in New Jersey, and it's like, dude, you have, you're totally awesome. Yeah.

But this is not the liberal intelligentsia. No, it's totally AI. It's written really funny. I like that it's not even paragraphs, just sentences. It's unconventional. It's fueled the curiosity about KSQR. What is so unconventional? What are they saying? Why are they saying that? I don't know. I'm not sure. But yeah, they seem pretty shocked about it. What are you talking about? You talking about the crab man, dude? Yeah.

I don't see that and see schizophrenic off that. No. But again, we can appreciate that. Maybe, dude, maybe. That's a good photo. That's a good photo. That's a good photo. I know. And they call me Casey Rocky, too. They give me a cute little nickname under the picture. Casey Rocky. Why does AI write sentences like Indian guys learning English?

I think those realms combine. I think they're actually using AI right now to replace Indian guys. Literally. I'm not afraid of AI at all. I was talking to Duncan Trussell about it last night. He brings up a good point that it's like there's this, I forget what it's called, there's this new AI where you can be like,

Sora. What is it called? It's called Sora. The video? George Soros? No, yeah, George Soros. That's what Sean would have said. He's a nasty little fucking... I'm sorry. Right-wing troll, dude. Not a right-wing troll. Just kidding.

Just kidding. But no, yeah, you can just be like, show me La Mer begging for mercy after absolutely betraying me. But you can be, you can describe it. You can like describe a scene and have like a populated with people. But dude, everyone's like, that's going to take everything over. It's like, I really don't think so. No. It'll like take over like stupid little stuff here and there. But if everyone starts using it, it's going to look the same. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Don't sleep on human creativity. No, dude. It's for real. It's like it's not going to be replaced by a fucking machine. No. Hate to break it to you. I feel like we're going to start drawing on walls again and just using that to animate.

I don't think we'll do that. I don't think we'll do that. You've never seen that, dude? Back in the day. Cave paintings? You're going to get back in the day on cave paintings? They could animate cave paintings. They just flash. Oh, like the flip, flip, flip. I tried to do one of those. Guy doing a somersault in the corners of a notebook for my daughter the other day. Totally failed. And she's like, what is that? And I was like, he's supposed to do a flip. And he...

Just a guy standing up. Not even that. You got to put pages between the pictures. I didn't realize. You can't put them on. You got to put like a guy, 10 pages, a guy, 10 pages. Otherwise, there's no like fanning action. It was just like stick man doing a somersault. He skipped all the middle tweens. Yeah. But either way, that was my analysis of the entertainment news. Because I was, for real, it was kind of jarring to be like, damn, you guys are just like.

I mean, fake news is... Yeah, that hurt my feelings. I hope... It wasn't even like a... It changed feelings. I mean, I'm sure if you read negative shit about yourself, it sucks. But the problem was, was like, dude, it went fantastic. And I swear to God, I'm not just saying that. It was awesome, yeah. It's just weird to use that terminology and to back it up with like...

He didn't, he pointed out the fact that people weren't enjoying the show. It's like, have you ever seen fucking stand up before? If you point out the fact that one lady is making a sourpuss, it doesn't mean you're a bot. It's just a funny thing to add onto a thing. Yeah.

I'm telling you, man, if they could only if we got to get these guys hard again, man. Can I get them some Cialis? No, not Cialis. It has to be achieved naturally. Stop with these fucking artificial shortcuts, bro. I'm so sick of it. Casey, how do you feel about that? Artificial shortcuts? Yeah, how hard are you getting? Just thinking about it. Just thinking about it gets me.

Gets me a little bit, yeah, I guess, yeah. Damn, dude, you are schizophrenic. Look, if you guys want me hard, it gets me hard. The mere thought of y'all thinking about that gets me a little bit hard. That's what I'm talking about. That's why you're a creative genius. Thank you guys so much. Dude, so what is your deal? I know you are a rising star in the Austin comedy scene. Take me back to the origins, dude. Because I remember on Kill Tony, that's when we had, I think, we talked. Yeah. It was a fun talk because I was asking about, obviously, the fucking...

The crab man? The crab man. And then your story into it was, have you ever talked about that before? No, I never talked about that. The origin of the crab man? Yeah. I kind of regretted it. I felt like... Why?

Did he demystify a magician? It was a bit demystifying. Yeah. I don't think so. I think it was the funniest explanation for the crab man possibly. I guess. Of robo tripping and then studying your friend and stealing. I guess that. Yeah, for sure. That's pretty. It's hard not to be yourself. So, yeah, if it was something else like, oh, I was sitting in a think tank and I thought of the crab man, that would be a little demystifying. Yeah. Me and my friend were tripping on Robituss. Yeah. I think it deepens the mystery.

Because it came from somewhere artificial. Yes. DXM? DXM. But it opened up, I think it opened you up to another portal. I think it did too. My buddy took a, well we all drank a bunch of Tuss and it turned his skin all red. He had some sort of allergic reaction. Was it cherry Tuss? Yeah, he got kind of like Willy Wonka, like you're turning violet, violet.

It was, yeah, cherry apple, red to us. You're turning cherry, crap man. What? Yeah. Who? So it turned him all red and we were all like kind of staring at him like, is he red? Or I just like thinking he's red. And we're like, yo, Tommy, like you look pretty red. Something's wrong. And he was like, oh, red. Yeah.

And he started like kind of being like, I'm in a crab hut or something. And we really liked that. So we all. That's a good way to handle like a serious potential health problem. Red crab. I like my arteries have just fucking burst. So how does. I'm always curious about this. I've never personally robo tripped. Like, take me through that. Like, how much tusk do you got to drink? So.

to start tripping? Beginner's dose, probably just four ounces at the beginning, but then you quickly get a test tolerance for like a TT test tall and you get up to eight ounces. How many times have you robo tripped? Oh yeah, hundreds. What? Yeah, for sure. I was really into it for a very brief period, but I was super into it. So like from the age of 14 to 15, I would do it like every other day or

I took the bottle of Tess like four years ago. Why'd you do it? I just wanted to see what it felt like. What happened? I just laid on the couch like, whoa, I'm moving in slow motion. Yeah, everything goes really slow. Damn. That's kind of cool. It's like that drug from Judge Dredd where everyone goes real slow. Yeah.

Pretty tight. Did you ever get caught drinking to us? Because you were a young buck to be sipping to us. So what was your what was your mama? It was your mom. Like, give me the give me the origin story. I don't want to unwrap the mystery. I don't want to unwrap the mystery. But how'd you get into drinking to us? Were you hanging with the wrong crowd? Yeah. So I could have been anything. How'd you fall into the street life?

My best friend, when we were in like seventh grade, his dad, his name was Gary. Nice. Shout out, Gary. Shout out, Gary. He's not alive, but he went to... In heaven. I don't think he's in heaven either, but...

Two no's in a row. It actually turned out to be a pretty questionable character, believe it or not. Scary Gary. I know the story isn't trending that way, but yeah, he would... We were hanging out with him. He would let us smoke weed and stuff. He was a cool dad. Cool dad.

One day we were in the car or something, going somewhere, some pivotal moment, and he was like, you boys should try this. And he gave us a, he let us split an eight ounce of Robitussin. What? Yeah, not a great dad move, but he was the coolest. He was from Boston, and he would tell us about seeing ACDC. It's like all he would talk about is ACDC. He was the coolest.

I'm kind of jealous of those dudes who get hung on a mental loop. How old was this guy? Like in his 30s, 40s? Probably in his 40s. Yeah. All Angus Young. All the time. I love that. Boxer shorts and a cool suit. Those you forget. There's a lot of dudes whose minds just stop at adulthood and they just think of one sweet thing for the rest of their lives.

Bro, fucking do you see the LPGA and it's just every time you see them? Yeah, whatever is that the girls go PGA hilarious to be obsessed with the LGP a LGBT a It's about to be the LGP ta death a dude is a common to go dominate. Is there is already? We did talk about

My bad. I've been actually leaning on the tusk pretty hard. Yeah, it's like an old guy that got boobs and he hit the ball like 300 yards. Has he got fat titties or like little? He's got fat titties, but he still kind of looks like an old man everywhere else. And he wears like polo shirts and hits from the closer tees. So he's got the puppies in the polo shirt. He's got the puppies in the polo. He's got those.

I'm picturing who was the guy Doc Holliday from Back to the Future was trying to get in there. Just crushing drives. Chris Elliott. Not Chris Elliott. Christopher Lloyd. What are you talking about? That's a fucking babe, dude. Okay. That is a golf 10. That's a women's golf 10. She doesn't look that old. She looks beautiful.

So Casey. Forgive me sir. So that's kind of sweet. Dude your standards are way too high. I know. It is time golf crushed noisy trans ideology with some common sense. I don't know. I guess he stands on let the natural the natty ladies golf.

Yo, what do you think about that little picture, bro? Which one? I'm not going to get into this. Let's not dig into this. We're better than this. What are we, liberal intelligentsia? No, the liberal intelligentsia would have been like, never mind, next thing. I don't necessarily want to... I mean, what even is golf? It started as a... Yeah.

They don't really talk about, that's the one thing they really don't talk about a lot. At least I don't see it. I haven't seen a hot liberal intelligentsia op-ed on trans women crushing women's sports. I don't see it a lot. That's one they kind of, in my opinion, they kind of sit out, or I don't know how they would spin that. How would you spin that as liberal intelligentsia? To say that it's good?

Right? That's what you're saying? Like, how would I say that's good? Oh, I know. No, I know. Yeah, yeah. How would you say, like, or what would you take? Sometimes they go slightly, like... I'd probably just lie. Like, trans dominates sports.

Yeah. Just like trans children dominate kids sports. Like you gotta like start real. I would go like sports are just like a reenactment of war. So it's about time. We got the trans in the war. Yeah. Yeah. That's fair. Something like that. Either way, I don't want to devolve this with politics. I apologize. That's purely my fault. So Casey, you're hanging out with his father. Oh.

Oh yeah, Gary. I forgot. Scary Gary. So it's actually a pretty crazy story. He was cool too. He's super cool. How were his nugs? Was he giving out good nugs? Oh, like the weed? Was it Reggie? Oh, it was, yeah, it was probably like dirt weed. He would tell us that he would bury it for two years.

And then he would dig it up. And it would, I passed this fact along for many years of my life that it, that weed is like only really good if you could, if you bury it. And so I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? It's like, oh, Gary, Gary didn't tell you? Who's Gary? Or whatever. He buried his weed? Yeah, he'd bury it for two years and he would say that it would help the trichomes or some bullshit. They probably converted to CBN maybe. What's CBN? It's the stuff that makes you sleepy.

I don't know though, usually sunlight. Sunlight makes trichomes, delta-9 trichomes into CBN, but underground action. I know. I think he was just smoking like exotic fungi. He was also, so I found out as the years went on, he was addicted to Robitussin. He would drink like several bottles of Robitussin every day. What? He passed along his curse to you. He passed along the curse. Yeah, he bit me at a young age. Yeah. So. Sounds like he did more than that. Yeah.

I was wondering. I didn't want to be rude, Lemaire. I was wondering if he sucked your penises after. No, but I don't think he did. He's dead, Lemaire. Imagine if you were dead and all they brought up was how you fucked me on Monday.

No call, no show. But go on. How rude. It's crazy. It's impossible to have any sort of sexual feeling on Robitussin. So he definitely did not molest us. Oh, that's kind of nice. So it's totally platonic, which is nice. Nice.

One time he did watch Girls Gone Wild with us and we all watched it. We didn't jerk off, but we all watched it. We just checked it out. On TUS or not on TUS? Not on TUS and he kept saying, he kept saying, oh, she's really giving it to her. Wait, he was Aussie? Alright, so that sounded English. What does Boston sound like again?

Dude. Dude. Oh, he'd go, dude, she's fucking giving it to her, dude. So like cheering her on and we were like, yeah, it's so cool. But in hindsight. So it was girls going wild, Robitussin. This might have been like a Tom Hanks big. He could have been a child trapped in an adult's body.

It's crazy. So that's how you got into the tuss. Yeah. And I remember a couple years later, I was in high school, and I went over there, and he was like, sorry, boys, I can't party with you guys tonight. I got to get some work done. And I go, and I walk past his office, and he's drinking Robitussin and typing on the computer. I was like, imagine what he was typing. Like...

So funny. Is it addictive? Is that really, what is it, like dextromorphic or whatever it's called? Is that stuff really addictive like that? I don't know. I'm not sure if it is. It could just be how anything is psychologically. Yeah. What if he just loved being in slow motion? True. He was just moving too fast all the time. Yeah. Get stuck in Tussland. Slow the hell down. He was all about it.

That's crazy. So then you, so then your TUS journey continued for like several years? Yeah, I branched off. And yeah, I did it till I was about 15. Okay, so Gary's, Gary, this, so the story takes a sad turn. I could imagine. I know it started out pretty cool, but... Things are looking up, so...

He, all right, so my best friend, I won't say his name, but that was his dad, and he went to go pick my best friend up from, I'll talk about it. But he went to go pick him up from school, and he was covered in scratches, and he had killed his mother. Whoa. He had choked her. Gary? He had killed her. Well. And, yeah, Gary did.

Killed his mama? She woke up, the ambulance was able to revive her. So then he did like 20 years in prison. Oh shit. Yeah. He tried to kill his mama. He did a little matricide? It took a little, it takes a dark turn. Yeah. Damn. He was the coolest guy, but she didn't do that. Fuck you, mom. Yeah, it was bad.

Okay, I mean, in terms of demons, it's almost like a relief, because that's for sure. Like, everyone's mind goes to, like, he was a toucher. If you're, like, cool dad and giving people... But no, he was trying to party away his desire to commit the, you know, noble act of matricide. Dude, if he didn't... If he wasn't on Tussin when he was choking his mom, he would have for sure did it. True, he was just fucking... Tempting the beast, putting the beast down. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Damn, I'm sorry to hear that. That's pretty wild. But then he got out and died. He's out? Yeah. Ah, shit. He got out. They're trying to send him back, and I think he did. So a little bit of a dark tale. Not as funny towards the end, but yeah, cool guy while it lasted. I don't know, dude. That's kind of pretty hilarious. Damn, dude. Yeah, it's pretty dark stuff. It's us.

Stay off it. I know. Listen, kids. Yeah, stay off it for sure. So what did you, what happened? You're a young man. The Tuss. Did you have any like, you know, like rock and roll moments with your parents? You were like, I'm drinking Tuss, Mom and Dad. Leave me alone. Did you get caught sipping Tuss at all? Oh, for sure. Yeah, they, I got kicked out of the ninth grade because we were on Tuss and we were drunk at a football game and we were walking out and we were like clearly like, yeah.

Like, something's, like, wrong. I'm probably going really slowly or something. Like, what's wrong with you, dude? They hit you with a radar gun. They're, like, half a mile an hour. Beat it. So you got caught on the toss. Yeah, it would have been hard to run away, for sure.

Yeah, so they stopped us and they went through our pockets and it was we had just made a CVS runs You just linked up with Poppy, dude It's like a clown car of like Robitussin and wine bottles and all these things in our pockets so they kicked us out You were sipping the red and the purple Mix and match, yeah, no Biloxi handshake

That was so good. I gave it up when I got a car. When I got a car, I kind of got over it. Why'd you give it up when you got a car? Wasn't worth it anymore. Different vices. True. Getting some pussy, dude. Yeah, getting ass.

Nice. Sorry, dude. I don't know what that's like. He was living girls going wild, dude. Do you ever think about that man when you're having sex being like, he's really giving it to him. He's fucking giving it to a dude. Yeah, I think about that. So then what happened? Where did you go from there? You got a car, you started getting some pussy, like... Yeah, I started getting ass. You started slaying fucking pussy. On the regular. Yeah.

Yeah, that was definitely the start of my ass era. From dust to ass. Life has seasons, you know. So that was definitely when I was getting tons of ass. Yeah, I don't know. Just like making chicks squirt. Yeah, just making them burst. Oh, yeah. That's pretty cool. Definitely heard that a lot. Yeah. Yeah.

But yeah, then I went to... Yeah, just partying in different ways, doing things, and went to...

Went to college and went to stuff like that. Yeah, I stopped drinking when I was 21. That's a nice move. Yeah, then I picked it back up during the pandemic, but I stopped after that. That's not bad. A lot of people killed themselves during the pandemic, so that's like picking up a little vice during the pandemic is nothing. Oh, it wasn't that. Yeah, it was awesome. I just watched Martin Scorsese movies all day. You just got drunk. Oh, it's awesome. It's so fun. How'd you get off the sauce again? Went to detox. Oh, you were like that, fucked up on alcohol. Yeah, I had a really bad drinking habit.

Yeah. So I'd hit the bottle real hard. What made you stop the bottle first? Like when you're 20s?

Yeah, so I would get the shakes. I think only like a certain percentage of alcoholics get the shakes, like 20 or 30 percent or something, but I would get them bad. Reagan? You're bragging. I thought you said Reagan. Reagan would get them. Damn, so you were like a young juvenile alcoholic. Uh-huh. Where did all this desire to alter your consciousness come from originally, do you think?

I'm kidding. I'm fucking kidding. I think you're mostly born with it. I think it's a gene. You think so? Yeah. Well, I think it can be learned. I think if you drank for five months in a row, you would be physically addicted to it. But I think the compulsion, most of it is genetic. No, dude. What's your true melancholy? Well, I'm also, yeah, pretty dark, I guess. Everyone has a lot of...

Things are trying to get away from my gun. Yeah inside your soul the problem is I can't even identify what I'm trying to get away from I'm just constantly dissatisfied. I don't know what it is. I just curse my Faustian nature dude Tormented I can't relax. I have to tell myself to relax. Yeah, that's the weirdest thing to me Why can't you just relax like you ate you're good and

What what's the fucking fuss and I try to think about it? I don't know what the damn fucking busted nice are getting weird I'm like what even our thoughts and I oh Shit fuck. I don't know where they come from they come there in my head all the time Yeah, then her voice some people don't have inner voices did you know yeah, that's crazy. I've heard that before that's a medical condition I

Who said that? Was that just my interview? I didn't know. You said that. I guess you did, yeah. No, there's some people that... How could that be possible? I don't know. They just don't have an inner monologue. When I heard that, I was like, yeah, I could see that. I've met people before where I was like, I don't think you have an inner monologue. There are some people you meet and they're just kind of like, yeah, dude. Yeah, I guess you're right. Yeah, you meet a lot of people like that, too. Yeah, what do you think? I don't know, man. Work was good. Yeah. Time relax. Yeah. Yeah.

It's kind of tight. I'm not even knocking it. No, man. Yeah, that'd be beautiful. It's going to be a nice future. If the AI dream works out and it's just like flooded, you can just be like, imagine it not even like a man getting eaten by a crocodile. You can just be like a man getting eaten by a crocodile while riding a horse, and it'll just be like, come up on the screen and be like, yep, knew it. Next one. You can sit there all day long and just make stuff up. You get tired of that too, though, just like you do the cell phone.

Nobody's tired. We're all addicted to our cell phones. True, I guess. But sometimes my eyes start to hurt. They are. It is going to be like... Yeah, it's going to be like cigarettes. How long? What's your screen time right now? It's heroin, dude. I have it turned off because I'm too ashamed to look at it. What? Yeah. You've got to keep your screen time on.

I'm at two hours, right? Like two hours and 20 minutes a day. And that's, I'm trying to get down to an hour. Yeah. I think I'm way higher. Average American six, I think six and a half hours a day. I'd probably rock around six and a half. I'm at two hours right now today. Good job. You're forgiven. I'm just fucking with you. Dude, I am really sorry though. No, dude, you're fine. You're partying, having a good time. I'm working.

So, Casey, what...

So I'm just trying to get yours. I am fascinated by your backstory. It's pretty fucking sick. You don't hear a lot of people talking about robo-tripping. No, and even- Those dudes usually don't cross into like- Entertainment. Or life in general. Usually they're quiet beasts. Usually people who are robo-tripping hard are like, yeah, I know, dude, he's robo-tripping pretty sick. But they usually don't fully self-actualize. You know what I mean? Robo-testing guys, they evolve to- I could be wrong. I don't know. Maybe I have a- What's the-

Oh, air duster? No, not air duster or Whippets and Robo, yeah. They're like household items getting high. Nutmeg. That's what I was going to ask you. Did you ever do inhalants? Because I feel like they are peas in a pod. Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah, the air duster, the computer cleaner. We used to do that all the time. Yeah.

You ever watch the people who do it like all the people who really do it all the time their face is like melting. Yeah, they like fish out. Yeah. Well also the there's a there's a group of dudes. That's a pretty good impression actually. There was a group of dudes in the 90s who were huffing gasoline. That was a big thing. You would like go to like a truck stop and like

While trucks were stopped, you'd crack the gasoline can and just put your face up there and just go, and start huffing papers. Dude, it's like permanent brain damage. You want to talk in the inner monologue? You get persistent auditory hallucinations. Yeah, it eats your brain away. Yeah, it's pretty fucked up. We would huff ether, starting fluid that you can spray into cars, but ether's a little bit different. It's some sort of psychoactive compound in it or something.

They do have Fear and Loathing. Fear and Loathing where he's like doing a crazy walk. Yeah. How pumped were you on Fear and Loathing when you first saw it? Oh, I got a tattoo of it. I was 18 once. Everybody goes through a huge Hunter S. Thompson thing when they're young. Every guy does. You're 100% right. I remember one of my friends had the book in high school and he would just like walk around every period. He's like, oh, this book's about doing drugs and shit. Dude, it's so fucking cool. I'm like, dude, it's so fucking cool.

Let me look at the cover. I'm like, damn, that's so fucking trippy, dude. I was reading it when I worked for the township and I would work on the garbage truck and I would just read it in between two of the fattest people you've ever seen in your entire life. I'd be like, I'm not like these guys. I'm expanding my mind. And I'd cry. I'd cry when I was too sleepy in the morning.

You had to get fatter. Yeah, I did. You had to get fatter. I didn't smoke so much back then, too, either. I was really out of the cool guy club. Really? I smoked Newports with the windows up and just ate sausage egg and cheese every morning. It's kind of tight. I like that. I want to read books and eat fruit. They'd be like, all right, dude. Oh, yeah. If you get caught fucking with, like, fruit or vegetables...

Bananas for some reason are acceptable on like a construction site. I mean, obviously people will break your balls and be like, oh, you're loving that. But like, I would bring like rice, chicken and broccoli in a Tupperware and people would act like I was like, just like going back and forth between like multiple penises. Like, what the fuck is that, dude? Yeah.

Eat a cheesesteak every day for 40 years and it's like, you're going to die, man. Like, that just happens. You get fat when you get older. It's like, well, sort of. Yeah, your blood turns to cheese whiz. True. It does, dude. It, for real, as you get older, it's like, I'll gain two pounds a day if I eat the way I want to eat. I swear, it's insane. Yeah.

It's insane. You guys have no idea, dude. Dude, I know what it's like. I know you have no idea. I was talking about this the other day. I used to be plus 400 plus pounds. You used to be big. How'd you whittle it down? I was watching My 600 Pound Life a lot. And I was like, they're doing a lot of things that I'm doing. And I don't like that. Oh, that's got to be crazy when you're watching that show being like, I'm on the fast track. Yeah.

To the crane, the fireman pulling me out of my bedroom like a fairy tale. Should I cut out my wall? Yeah.

So they have to make a ramp big enough for me. Yeah. To leave like the Kool-Aid man eventually. There is something kind of beautiful about that though. What? Just like indulging so hard until you're like a physical structural burden. Like making yourself bigger. It is a weird philosophical. I'm going to, I'm going to be larger. I'm going to expand. Yeah. I'm going to expand. Yeah. I'm going to expand. Yeah. There was a, there,

There was a book. I think it was David Foster Wallace had it. One of his original novels is Broom of the System. There's a character who's just the whole book is getting fatter and fatter. He's always in restaurants, and that's his whole thing. He's like, I want to occupy as much of the universe as possible. He just keeps getting larger and larger. That's pretty cool. I'm trying to turn into a planet. That's pretty cool. I want to be a gravitational bird. It would be nice to figure out the medical technology so that we all could get a lot fatter, safer.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, get on, like, the... Get, like, TRT going where we're, like, strong. We're still kind of fast. Titanium bones. The what? Titanium bones. Yeah, exactly. Reinforcements. Nano implants on the bones. We should, like, recreate ourselves into dinosaurs. Try to get humans huge and powerful.

Strong that, yeah. I love that. So what were you noticing about 600-lb Life that you were doing as well? Good question. Well, they would eat, like, two pizzas.

I'm like, that's nothing, dude. At first, I was like, two pizzas, dude. Back to back. Back to back. You can do that, actually? Yeah, I could do that. Oh, yeah. I'm a two-slice kind of guy. No, man. It would be a pizza and then like a...

the the stuffed bread stuffed cheesy bread because i know i can eat a whole pizza and i because i know i can eat two pizzas i'm gonna get the cheesy bread instead of just like two pizzas self-sacrifice yeah you know eat two slices of pizza well you know i eat for fuel not for pleasure i'm not a glutton four slices i can put that four if i'm hungry four is the minimum

Minimum. Minimum. If you're at a pizza and you just kind of like half the circle, it's like, that's good. Once you start to like turn that into a triangle, you can't stop the momentum. It's impossible to stop the momentum. It's so hard. Yeah. Once you hit four, you're like.

I might as well keep going. Oh, yeah, I get it. What I do is when I want to pig, I go, yeah, I could save this for later or I could get all of this junk food out of the way and then really get after it tomorrow. Yeah.

I'll like shock my body and let it process all this at once and I'll probably just shit it out real quick. Whereas if I slowly assimilate all these slices into me, they're going to stay there forever. Dude, I agree. You don't want it to take up actual physical space. That was a good question, Casey. Now we're interviewing you, LeMay. You want to know what I was... There was like... They're in a car. Sometimes they'd be in the car. They'd hit McDonald's and then they'd go home and eat more food.

And I'm like, oh, yeah, I do that all the time. Sometimes you hit a double McDonald's, you know. You hit one place for a McDouble, and then you're like, that wasn't enough. So you drive down two miles, go to another place. Do you, like, cover your head, too, like a scandalous mistress? Eventually, you start to like the shame. Oh, my God, you big. Oh, you pull up, you're like, hit me again.

You just go backwards through the drive-thru and reverse right back to the thing. Run that back, player. It is... That is a scary thing, though, when you find yourself, like, and you're like, dude, I'm full, and you're like, I don't fucking care. I'm eating more. And then you can't stop yourself. That's the scary part. No. There's an animal that lives inside of all of us. Did you know that, Sean? I've heard about it, but I don't know. I think...

I think mine comes out in different ways, like my cigarette smoking and my... Oral fixation, yes. It's true. That's what it is. Yeah, I guess so, yeah. As babies, that's... I'm reading a book right now, and they talk about that, how as babies, we're just like these, like...

Little fucking pleasure. We're just like a big multi organ pleasure system where we're like sucking shit We're like oh, and we're fucking shitting. We're like oh, yeah, fuck and then we eat. We're like oh shit I'm just fucking pee and push our dick into stuff I'll never stop

That's you as the organism and then you obviously you know you get acculturated into kind of like you know System ethics call and all that stuff and it creates tension in the human being for the rest of their life Yeah, all you want to do is just fucking shit so hard and suck Have you ever thought about it for like these you're clearly early fixated ever Thought about just getting like a personal piece to suck it up

Have you ever heard of personal peace? You don't know what personal peace means? No, I don't know what you mean. You don't know what he means, personal peace? I guess, but I don't appreciate it. Like a small glass dildo. Just a suckle pot? That would be nice instead of a vape, I just had a dildo.

Or a titty. Or like a titty. Or yeah, I could get a big... A titty would be pretty cool. A titty would be nice, dude. Did I ever tell you how my dad got the joke gift once? No. He got a joke gift from his buddies at work where it was like just two boobs, like boob balls. Nothing funny about boobs. That's what I would sneak. He would keep them like in his closet just like with all the other junk. Yeah. And I would sneak in there all the time and just fucking...

Wait, so they were a toy? I would have put them in my shirt and dominated women's golf. I don't want to get political, but that's what I would do with them. Damn, so what would you do to them? I would just squeeze them and be like, man, this is probably just what it feels like. And it wasn't even close. They were kind of just like...

Stress balls? Stress balls, yeah. Were they on a chest? Oh, they're stress ball titties. No, there was just two individual ones that you could just kind of... Okay. And just be like...

Did you ever go in there to squeeze them and felt they were like warm? No. Or if someone had pressed them together and just fucking... You put your ear to the fucking... You hear the motion of the ocean. My God. You put your ear to them and you can just like faintly hear just like fucking someone complaining. You ever find your parents porn, dude? No, but we found my parents. Yeah, my parents didn't do that kind of stuff, but... That's crazy.

Uh, we did find my friend's, uh, parents just like, they had a treasure chest of just nasty stuff. Wait, it was both of theirs? It was like cock rings and dildos. Oh. They're freaky types.

They're the sweetest people in the world, so I won't divulge who they were, but we really teased my friend about it, though, and I feel guilty about it, like in a nasty way that children do. He probably was like, all right, guys, that's enough, and he probably went through it alone and fully explored the depths and was like, whoa. Fuck this cock.

What the hell? He should put it on when his father, unfortunately, as everybody passes, when his father passes, he should probably wear it like it's like a necklace. This is my father's cock ring. My old man. What is the point of a cock ring? Is it like a vibrating cock ring? It's a vibrating one, so we were like touching them too. It was disgusting. We were like 15 years old. Extra stimulation, dude. We were like throwing them at each other. Put it on like a monocle. Yeah, I'm ashamed of that. Why?

You guys are just boys. Yeah, boys will be boys, I guess. Boys will be boys if the boys find it. Boys will be boys when they find the toys. Exactly. You know what they're going to do. They're going to play. They're going to play. Vibrating cock rings are just like economical, too. You can just like...

Lay on a lady. True. You know? Just sit there. Energy saver, yeah. They just fucking lay there. Or just fucking put it on and just walk around. Get that extra pep in your step. That's what Shade did. It was funny. Oh, oh. The B-plug. The B-plug. I don't know.

I didn't get the Packers until I was like, why wasn't it the Birds? And I was like, oh, Fudge Packers. I didn't realize that until you said that. Yeah. You guys think they were going full double entendres? They went. Wait, why do you think that, Fudge Packers? Because he had a butt plug in his butt. I don't think they were going Fudge Packers. They were totally going Fudge Packers. I don't think they were going Intelligentsia. Dude. I don't know.

You might just be connecting dots. You might have schizophrenia, Lamer. Oh, no. Pull it up. Yeah, pull it up. Being accused of having schizophrenia kind of rules, by the way. I think it's good press, but it made me kind of concerned because I was like reading it. I was like, what if they know something? Like, I don't know. Like Casey's family died in an accident when he was five. What?

Like it's something I've been blocking out or something. Tony just found you walking along the side of a highway. Get in. Yeah, rescued by Tony Hinchcliffe at age three. I'm going to make you a star star. Yeah, man. That's fucking sick, dude. Yeah. I'm really pumped on you.

Same, dude. For real. Thank you. Thank you, guys. Good job. Can you interview Sean for a little bit? We've interviewed you for a while, and I feel like you've divulged a lot. Thank you. I've shared some of my personal stories. You've shared a lot, yeah. I'm not saying, I'm not saying. I truly feel guilty about saying Shane did adrenochromes in the SNL. You're fucking around. You're having a good time. I know, but I know he'd never do that. He would never do that. He,

He's going to fucking I'm going to send it to him I have to I'm going to send him the portion I'm going to Hey Shane I don't want to I got a lot on your plate and all But Gardini absolutely betrayed you You have enough on your plate With like the liberal intelligentsia Trying to fucking convince everyone you stink I don't want to pile on

Now they're coming around. They're going like, he did. He's just a paradox. Yeah. We don't really understand where he comes from politically. Maybe we never will. Yeah. That is nice. Maybe he doesn't give a fuck. Are you activated on anything politically right now? Truly not. What are your politics? We have to start stating our politics now so liberal intelligentsia can do what it does. I don't have any politics. I don't think about anything. I just think about cool TV shows and stand-up comedy. I know what you think about. I know what you think about.

The next time you get to suck on that cigarette. Dude, I actually secretly, in secret, I've taken up a, since I'm off the coffee, I might start taking up a small tobacco practice. Whoa. Nice. I wouldn't recommend that. I'm not addicted to, I can't get addicted to tobacco.

What are you going to do? Are you going to start smoking cigarettes? Cigarillos. I don't smoke cigarettes. I don't smoke cigarettes. Oh, you're going to smoke cigars. Little cigarrillos. The little mini ones. Little Cubans. Yeah, that is nice. I was so used to writing on coffee, like drinking coffee and writing, but I'll say this. I feel like, so I've been off the coffee. Again, off the coffee for Lent. You know, I'm not bragging or whatever. And it's interesting to me because I swore I needed it. When I was in the throes of my caffeine addiction. Yeah.

I was like, no, I just need this stuff to function. I went off of it, and I was, dude, I was dizzy for, like, four days. Like, I was getting lightheaded. It was crazy. And then, yeah, dude, I don't need it at all. Like, I honestly feel more energized not being on caffeine. Because then, like, with caffeine, there's the peaks and the valleys, and you kind of crash. Now, if I don't get, like, you know, like, last night, I didn't get a ton of sleep, but it's like...

Kind of just rocking on my natural energy. So you're not on the matches or anything? Nothing. No caffeine whatsoever. You know how you are, how I do it. I'm giving up coffee day one. I was like, well, I'll have matcha. And I'm like, dude, you're giving up the sauce. Give up the sauce. Give up the sauce. Dude, I'm telling you, everyone's different. I'm super sensitive to caffeine, but...

I didn't realize, I mean, it is my favorite thing in the world and come Easter, I'm going to pound so much coffee. I can't wait. But dude, it's for real. Like it's pretty fucked up. How many people are running on caffeine rather than like their body in a state of like restful,

It can't be good for you. I think soda's worse for me. Like, if I don't have a soda by the end of the day, I start getting cranky. You drink soda every day? Yeah, pretty much, yeah. At least a little bit. What? A caffeinated soda or like a Sprite? Yeah, a caffeinated soda. It'd be crazy if it was just like a Sprite. Well, I think it's the Sprite remix. God, I have my Sprite. So wait, how many sodas have you been putting down? Like one with supper usually.

You have a soda with soda? If I don't have the soda, I need the sugar. True. The sugar, like, if I don't have the sugar, something happens to me where... You get cranky. Well, you have a billion little guys in your belly. You have a bunch of little microbiomes that are pretty much probably controlling your brain right now. They control all of our brains. They control my brain right now. Dude, they can do a thing where there's... At least I've read about this, where different microbiome, whatever that is, like little bacteria guys...

They can create a hormone that will give you a false hunger signal. So you're not really hungry, but those little guys are going to put off hunger. They're going to put out a hormone that mimics the hormone in you that creates that hungry feeling, like the rumbly in your tumbly. For what? For sugar. Because they need sugar to survive. And then when you kind of starve them out, you start getting all these fucked up symptoms. Are they bad guys, though? Bad guys. Should I keep giving them sugar? No, no, no. You should starve them to death.

They're bad. Osmosis Jones. You ever seen Osmosis Jones? I love that movie, dude. I fucking love that shit. Joe Murray eats an egg. That was my takeaway. Oh, shit. Joe Murray ate an egg. You know what's fucked up, though? We, for real, can see... We're the only animal that can even vaguely imagine the inside of our bodies. Pretty nuts to think about it, dude. Yeah.

Like we have like a pretty accurate image. We can imagine like blood cells floating around our arms and like think about like what's going on inside of our bodies. And we can like, we have like vague knowledge of like outer space. Our range of awareness is unbelievable.

It is unbelievable. But then I wonder if the others are evolving. I've been worrying about that recently. The animals? I've been worrying about the sea creatures, the orcas attacking the humans. I'm wondering if they're evolving slowly. Probably. I mean, if we are. The otters attack the humans sometimes too now. They're figuring out that we can be prey under the right circumstances, and that makes me nervous. Really? Mm-hmm. The orcas, they're like...

I thought they were our friends. Body slam boats. No, they like body slam boats now to get the people off so they can munch. Yeah, but we freed that one. We freed that one. We freed that one. You think they'd be fucking pumped on us? Hey, this is just stuff I heard on the internet and from other...

People that are my friends. I don't know if it's true, but I was scared about it yesterday. I don't think they're eating... Tilikum? Remember Tilikum? No. In San Diego, he killed a couple trainers. He was a SeaWorld big old whale. Black Whale is the name of the documentary. And he killed a couple trainers.

I don't think they eat people. They don't eat people. They just fuck them up. They just fuck them up. Yeah. They just, like, wreck their shit. Scalp them. Send them to Davy Jones' locker, dude. Damn, that would hurt so bad getting just fucked up by a whale. Yeah. It's like getting hit by a car. Yeah. Yeah.

It's getting exploded. From under you, though. Yeah. Damn. It's a shame thinking about all that good. He's just riding on the bones. Troy, do the wave. It just sucks thinking about all that good whale lady pussy going to waste. Oh, true. The wet seat pussy. Good pussy, dude. The whale ladies? The whale feeders? Yeah. Whale feeders. That's...

They're not eating the people. No, they're just there I don't was so scared about this yesterday after I watched X-Files and so too much fucking good. Yeah, you you got a little uh, you got scared from the files? I got paranoid on the X-Files. I love the X-Files. I love Fox Mulder. We're just asking questions, but so you're the truth is out there. So there's nights where you like sit down and have like a dinner or soda then you quietly watch the X-Files. Yeah. You're longing for the past.

What do you mean? He might be a 90s head. That was the 1990s programming. You would like crush a soda with dinner and then you'd watch the X-Files. I never understood a single thing about it. I'd always hear the music and be like, nice. Yeah.

Yeah. I gotta rewatch. I feel like it's overrated, dude. No, it's not overrated. There's some good ones. There's good ones. I don't know. I don't believe in aliens, though, so I'm not looking to be... You don't believe in aliens? There's very interesting stuff about the attack on our Twin Towers that happened in the Lone Gunman spinoff series. What? You think the X-Files is breaking the...

9-11 news? I don't know. Is it Chris Carter, right? That's the guy? The wide receiver? Chris Kyle? The American Cypher? I can't remember. Yeah, I don't know too much about that. The aliens or Chris Kyle? Any of it. Jinx made a cool video on it once. Any of that shit? On what? On that 9-11 X-Files stuff. Oh, them, like, yeah, calling it out? It was weird, yeah. Yeah, there was a couple people who were talking about it. They got attacked before, too.

Right. The X-Files got tagged. Oh, the X-Files did. No, not the X-Files. The World Trade Center. The World Trade Center. Sorry, the World Trade Center got tagged previously. That's why people always say blowing up the World Trade and whatever. Yeah. So it was in the zeitgeist. It was, yeah. People would claim the prophecy. I don't know what happened to those towers. Do you have any prophecies, Matt? Could you create one right now?

I wouldn't be creating it just because I steal it from that book I read about what the world's going to be like in 100 years. But I've already talked about it, too, before. Yeah. But no, I don't have any... My prophecies are, I think, in... I would say by the next generation, like when our kids...

uh, like my kids are adults. Their kids are going to like, I truly think the sexuality stuff is going to be like an afterthought all across the board. I think it'll just be like, whatever. Yeah. But it's going to be Sodom and Gomorrah. Yeah. But we'll also have a long, we don't, we don't really have, I don't think too much like, uh,

Long longitudinal data on like the trans stuff. That's that'll be just like not even on like a oh Don't just see like sure like real-life satisfaction on like giving kids hormones as nobody knows maybe people back Well, look, maybe they're happier. That was well. Yeah, there's no scientific numbers exactly They'll have like more kind of a scientific study on that and then I also don't think I yeah, I think the

That won't be a thing really at all. And race, I think, will settle down a lot. I think that'll kind of, like, chill. White people and black people are going to be cool. We're going to be always cool forever. Yeah, dude. We have no choice, dude. We got to be cool. This is probably... You know what my prediction is with that? And I've said this before. Dude, we're... What I think people, the black Americans are going to face is...

We're going to... And it has to do with that book I'm reading. We have an aging baby boomer population. They're going to die out. And then we're going to need... Even while they're still alive, we're going to keep needing to incentivize labor to come into this country. So we're going to start being like... We're going to switch from build the wall to like, no, guys, please come here and help us do X, Y, and Z. But what I think is going to happen, we're going to get all of these immigrants flood into here and they're not going to be very tolerant of the black American situation. And they're going to go...

okay like we just came from war torn x y and z what the fuck's the fuss so i think there is a ticking clock you know a lot of that stuff but that's not a very popular take my wife doesn't like when i talk about it's going to happen you're gonna get guys from even from africa being like yoga i mean that art they already did you that african guys are very stern with black americans yeah

It's fucking so funny. They come over here. They're just 3D printing black Republicans in Africa. They come over here. They come over here. I don't understand.

What is the fuss? But I think that's going to be... Because being international and black, you get different things you do than being American and black. You get more shit. I'm not even talking about that. I'm talking about like... I just don't know how you do it. I'm talking about a dude coming from... I used to work with Libyan dudes who would get like...

Like, their neighbors lit on fire and tires and, like, fucked up stuff. Yeah. So that's a whole... That's the thing. Yeah, it's not like international schools, Africa. That's a whole different thing. Yeah. But, like, dudes who, like...

For real. Oh, you're talking about like life-wise. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I meant like, oh, I thought you were talking about like a social... Oh, yeah. I'm talking about countries that are crushed economically. You sounded like you're on the tuss. I'm off the tuss. All I'm saying is, and dude, I saw it with, I can't not remember the guy's name. Who was the guy, Indian guy who ran for president? Vivek. Vivek. Dude, I was freaking out yesterday. Vivek, dude.

I couldn't remember his name, but he was on Charlamagne. He started being like, you guys want to fully go into it? Yeah. You know, it was like stuff like that. And that's going to be... He's like, you know, imagine a dude straight from India. Yeah. He's going to come back. No, thank you, sir. No, thank you to God. Yeah.

Oh, no, thank you. No, thank you to God. Oh, no, thank you to God. I fully disagree. Work harder. I think that might happen, and that's going to be a sad day.

I think it'd be good. I think it'd be good. I think, I really think we're up. It is. We're upwardly trending. We are. Cause we were in a, I got to go to Chicago soon. I got to go to Chicago. Yeah. It's going to be fucking sick. But my Brit's family's like, dude, Chicago, like it's just, people are hopping out of cars, robbing people at some point, like crazy. And I got kind of activated on a conversation because now they're, well, she was like, they're attacking like white people.

Figuring out, like, instead of, like, robbing each other in the hood, they can go to, like, rich white neighborhoods and just hold people at gunpoint. And I think someone in her family was like, well, they're knowing, like, black people are about that life. And I was kind of like, all right, bro. Enough of that. And that's when I started spazzing. I'm like, there's only a couple more years before these fucking guys come over from India and whatnot. That'd be very tolerant of, you know. These India guys are going to come and yell at you guys. Yeah.

Yeah, I got kind of spun out. Either way, we're spinning out. We were at an hour correctly. Jesus fucking Christ. 55. 55? Pretty close. Let's keep dancing. Casey Rockett, so when did your drug addiction subside? I'm so much more than that.

Oh, I know. I'm going to Chicago tomorrow. Are you really? Yeah, doing Zany's. Two shows. There you go. Yep. Gonna go to Wrigley Field, walk around. What? To the old stomping grounds. Yeah. Are you from Chicago? I was born in Bloomington, Illinois. Okay. But I grew up in Georgia. But yeah, my whole family's from there. That's what's up, man. Yeah. I love Illinois. It's beautiful. My mom lives in Carbondale, so southern Illinois. Tight.

St. Louis, but yeah, Chicago, pretty scary. One time I took the L, right? Yeah, I had to call that too. Went to Philadelphia. Oh, that's true. Oh, okay. Elevated. I didn't know. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. That's what it's for. I took it too long after a Cubs game maybe three years ago and I wasn't paying attention and I got off.

at like like o block or something i got off in some really really bad area and i was walking around everyone was just staring at me and uh yeah i was just like wandering around like all scared i called an uber and the uber goes what are you doing dude like why are you down here i don't know i got lost dude chicago's like segregated like it's like 1920 like yeah the south side of chicago is

Just black. It's black. It's pretty wild. If you're a white dude walking around there, it's for real like an oddity. People go like, whoa, what the fuck are you doing? Everyone was staring at me. Yeah. That was like kind of Cubs jersey. Oh, you weren't even rocking with the socks. You got to rock with the socks, dude. They have like a fucking white team, black team for baseball. It's crazy. Chicago is so wildly segregated. You look like a damn mill, dude. You're looking like a snack out there on the streets.

Nah, you can go white boy crazy. You can go white boy crazy. Yeah? Yeah, you can go white boy crazy. That's the only move. Start screaming and crying. You had no other choice than to fucking chug the tusk. You had to chug the tusk. Let him go. See, the black people would be like, I need to get some Robitussin quick.

Yeah. The old man. You got to touch up this crab, man. Yeah, go back to the old man. Dude, that was the worst in my old... Where I was living in Philly before I moved to Fairmount was like... When I was living with Brittany and it was like...

It wasn't North Philly, but it was like Girard and like around that area. And there was like outside like drug market stuff out there. So I was like selling weed and stuff. So I was like selling vape cartridges to like one of my friends. I was like standing outside. I didn't realize I was in like an active like drug area. So I'm standing outside like selling drugs myself and then just vape cartridges. And like this dude is also standing outside of like a Chinese restaurant. He's like, yo, what's up, dude? And I was like...

Oh shit. He thought I was down there to like buy drugs. And I was like, Oh no, no, I'm good. Then I had to like, he was like looking at me like, well, what the fuck are you doing standing out here? And I like, dad, I like, I took the current, like went around the corner, call my friend, like, dude, come around here, dude. I don't want to get my fucking ass kicked for fucking selling drugs in this guy's territory. I had three Indica vape cartridges. I was like, dude, they're about to take me out.

She like walked over to start talking to me and I was like, no, no, no, no, no. And I was like, went around the block. I was on enemy turf. Oh, a neighbor. Yeah. No, no. They tried. Look, bro.

Kickflip. No, they're right. That Chinese restaurant is... I've seen that too before in the hood where Chinese restaurants will just completely be like, yeah, man. And it'll just be dudes actively selling drugs out of the restaurant. Right in front of you. Yeah, they'll get commandeered. Yeah. I've seen that in Atlanta. They have poppy stores like that in Philly now too. Yeah, pretty tight. I went in one time in my old neighborhood to grab a bottle. And usually when I was on... I used to live on 37th and Mellon Street. It was really...

That was a nuts area. But like 37th was a family block. If you went on 38th Street, it was like an open-air drug market. And one time I was like riding my bike and I was like, I just need a Poland Spring. So I went to grab some water and I walked in. There's just four young gentlemen standing there. I was like, hey...

What's up, guys? They were just frozen in a meeting or something. I was like, just going to grab this water and carry on, gents. I remember thinking, damn, dude, you just... I guess they were just like, yeah, I don't know. You guys can just chill in here and do your thing. Merchants. At the bazaar. You got to imagine, they got to be putting a lot of money in that store owner's pocket. Buying all those sodas. Sodas and blunts, yeah. Sodas and blunts.

Yeah, the big mark. Soda blunched chips. Dude, that's the motto, soda blunched chips. Yeah, true. That is a heavy soda blunched chips diet. Yeah. Hot Cheetos or Funyuns. Mm-hmm.

Well, I think I'm done. Welp. You guys are fantastic. After that history month, LeMaire, it's almost over. You get that leap year. You get the leap day. Extra day. What are you guys going to do? I can't wait. Just slam dunk and jump really high and stuff. Jesus, Sean. That was making me laugh this morning. Who said that? Myself. What are you thinking about on the 29th? I was thinking about it's mean that they only give them a leap day every four years because...

They're so good at jumping. We don't riff like that. What the fuck? Yeah, we're not getting in on that riff. We're not getting in on your toxic fucking riff. We don't riff like that. Yeah, we don't fucking do that crap, dude. Giving the liberal intelligentsia this fucking fodder. Yeah, I'll cut that out. No, you can't cut that out. You gotta live in that crap. I'm sorry. Can we get one more Gary impression, Casey? Dude, he's fucking giving it too hard. What did he say about Angus Young? He would say...

Oh, fucking Angus, dude. He'd make it talk to you, bro. He'd make it fucking talk to you, dude. He might be the best dude ever. Yeah, I know. It's hard not to like him. Yeah.

But thank you so much, Casey Rocket. We're going to find you, plug all your stuff. Yeah, just Casey Rocket on Instagram and YouTube. I have a special coming out soon. It's on my Patreon, Casey Rocket. And I'm the co-host of the William Montgomery Show. Yes, dude. Yeah, come see me. Hell, yeah. Will you guys have any shows coming up? I guess we'll do them in ads. We'll plug that shit in there. All right. Thank you, guys. Bye. So long.