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Look, man. Oh, I see. Bowen, look over there. Is that culture? Las Culturistas. Ding dong. Las Culturistas calling. Number 160. Betty Gilpin. The candy burst of my heart. 100% in that she is worldwide. Worldwide like candy. This is the one of our finest actors. Top talent.
You have to watch The Hunt. And I'm saying that. You have to watch The Hunt. Yeah. And Matt's horror averse Matt is saying that you have to watch Miss Davis. Yeah. I'm someone who can't sit through a whole fucking season of something. And I watched the whole damn thing. Yeah. Damon Lindelof, the king that you are. You did that.
I love that show. We love Betty. Oh, okay. Leading lady of my heart. Number 159. Peaches. Peaches. Clock the merch. I came here to the Iconic 400 episode today in my Peaches shirt. She is. The teachers of Peaches right here. Teachers of Peaches. Berlin legend. Peaches invented everything. Marvin Gaye was the first person to sing about having sex. Peaches was the first woman to sing about swinging her pussy around. Marvin told us what sex was. Peaches taught us how to fuck.
There you go. And a fun hang. Fun hang. Okay. She smoked us out. She really did. She really did. We get smoked out by peaches. Peaches rolled us a blunt. Number 158. The Aflac duck. Talk about the Aflac duck. The Aflac duck.
is the great mascot of our time. He just says one word. Because you know exactly what he is. Honestly, the Aflac duck is more important than like the Geico lizard. The Geico lizard does too much. No, he's- You do too, I do too much because you do too little. But the reverse being true in a positive way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Aflac duck just came out and said, Aflac, we said, I'm buying it. Right. Number 157, Calista Flockhart.
Ally McBeal was more important than anyone can ever understand. Oh, yeah. We're still feeling the implications today. I feel the implications every single day because you want to know what I do every single day? Dance like a baby. I was just going to say the dancing baby dance.
Every day you do that? I do it every day. Rank that over the Elaine dance? I would rank it over the Elaine dance. I would say it's more important. Well, no, I would say it's a different kind of person. Because the Calista, okay. Number 156, Cecily Strong. My favorite SNL cast member. Maybe ever. Maybe ever. We love you, Phil Hartman. Cecily was the glue.
Cecily was the glue. You can say that now looking back? I just think like Cecily just could do it all. Cecily could do literally everything. You could throw it at her. I mean, like, this is just. You're just a loser who could never afford to eat. You're just a loser who could never afford to eat. Wait, what is she saying? You're a pathetic, nice little measure to destroy the people who can't. My dad was a really messed up guy.
this to me. It can be yelled at. Number 155, Matthew McConaughey. All right. He showed up to the US Open looking on the nose like Matthew McConaughey. He looked exactly like you would think he would look. And when I say that, I mean he was wearing an American flag bandana on his head. And he looked great. He looked handsome. And he was wearing a white jacket. I said, if that's not the governor of Texas, I don't even know what we're doing. I don't understand why he isn't the Democratic governor of Texas last year. I want
him to throughout time do so many different things to me oh wow anyway number 154 Snooki Nicole Polizzi
Snooki isn't very important to the culture. Absolutely. You know those rumors, like little tiny rumblings and rumors that they asked her to join Real Housewives of New Jersey? Wouldn't that be interesting? I thought you were going to say traitors. She'd be amazing on traitors. Oh, she'd be incredible on traitors. Oh my God. The gift that is traitors. Oh yeah. Traitors, it exudes reality stars. It really does. It is made for Snooki. Totally. Nicole Polizzi. Nicole Polizzi. When she got punched at that bar-
Remember when we did their podcast and they vaped the whole time? I've never seen anyone vape like that. She kept asking about your dick. She did. She kept asking about my dick. 153, Sarah Paulson. Television Streep. Television Streep. Pedro Pascal's... Mommy and Daddy. Mommy and Dad. That's Mommy and Daddy right there. What's your favorite Sarah Paulson? Oh my God, that's so hard. I'm going to say Marsha Clark. Marsha Clark is good. Oh, she was, yeah, she was so good. My favorite Sarah Paulson...
Oh God, that's so hard. You want to know, there's so many. There's so many. It's varied. It is a big, it is a big list. Yeah. You know what? She was also good. She was also good. And she's playing Nicole Wallace in the Sarah Palin movie. Oh yes, yes. Game change. Game change. But like when Sarah Palin's trying to like learn how to say words on the plane and oh my God, it's so good. 152. Alicia Keys. You got to have respect. The one,
The woman writes a damn song and creates a vibe. Creates a vibe. And Hell's Kitchen is a slay. Yeah. Have you seen it? No, but like people, people love it. Oh my God. Look at, look at Chicha. Chicha is having a major reaction to Alicia Keys. She says, I love Diary of Alicia Keys. Remember the song? Baby, baby, baby. From the day I saw you. I really, really want to catch you.
I need that. We need more phone sort of fridges. Thursday's perfect, man. Number 151. Holland Taylor. Oh my God. And yes. And yes. It was Aristotle. Holland Taylor gives everything every single time.
I mean, recent Emmy nominee. For The Morning Show, my favorite television program. Oh my God, she gets canceled. She gets canceled on The Morning Show and she spins out while she's being interviewed by Nicole Buhari, also a legend. Oh my God. She tore as a white woman who can't get it. Who can't help but be racist.
Okay. Number 150, Demi Lovato. You know, I have been saying from the beginning, one of my dream guests for the podcast is Demi Lovato. I would love to have Demi Lovato on. I would be nervous. Why? She's been through a lot. She's been through a lot, but I think she would come and she'd be very candid. I mean, we always say to each other,
I'm going to beat that bitch up. I'm going to beat that bitch up. From her first YouTube documentary. I will say this, Cool for the Summer and Confident, those were songs that I listened to Confident by Demi Lovato for a long time before auditions and meetings. Wow. It literally empowered me. Great song. 149. Carrie Fisher.
I mean, this was truly one of the greats. There was, from every single angle of the entertainment industry, a contributor, just like a level up moment. Right. Every time she was involved in a project. Yeah. I mean, that was a real loss when we lost her. I would say so. The queen of candor. Queen of candor. Wishful drinking. Yeah.
when she brought she would bring her dog on to talk shows and it would be so funny yeah okay number 148 venus williams is this one we reveal this is when we reveal we were at the critics choice awards a few years ago we went to the we went to the netflix after party outside people were smoking smoking reefer so we went outside to go see who was about try to get some weed
We run into the tallest, most beautiful woman in the world. Venus Williams. She turns around and looks at us. And I say to her, what did I say to her? I was like- You say, Venus, you are a legend. Venus, you are a legend. We just love you so much. It's such an honor to be with you. I'm saying some version of the same thing. She hit her blunt, smoked her weed in our face, and turned away. And I said, absolutely.
Don't say a word to us. Give us nothing. We melted into the ground. We said, perfect. It was amazing. She's an amazing tennis player too. Number 147, Princess Leia. She put her hair up in those buns and no one ever could kind of get there. No one got that. No one got it. No one could do it like her. She recorded a video message, put it into a droid, said, go.
Do you know what I mean? She said, help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. But here's the thing. She saved herself. She is the hope within and without. And she bagged Han Solo. Lucky girl. Number 146. Serena Williams. She was also at the party. We didn't meet her. Didn't meet her.
But incredible tennis player, fashion icon. One of the best athletes ever. Of all time. I bet when they created the term girl boss, she was very top of mind. She was in the deck. She was in the deck when they were all passing around like the girl boss, like look book. Look book.
You know, where they create terms and catchphrases that'll catch on them as zeitgeist. Right. Number 145. R2-D2. That was... Lauren? Oh my God. Bowen has an R2-D2. Could be interesting. Star Wars. A lot of people love it. Bowen shows up as R2 and people feel good. People feel good.
We can get Mikey to play C3PO. Mikey can play C3PO. He can fit on the costume. We're going to have Heidi play BB-8. She can roll in the ball. I've seen her doing it in the hallway. She doesn't think anyone sees her.
Number 144, Stephen Sondheim. Just edging out after R2-D2. Well, I mean, this was a tough one. But Stephen Sondheim, the creator of so many just incredible, incredible pieces of musical theater, Into the Woods, my personal favorite, Sweeney Todd. I mean, underrated. Assassins. Assassins. Company I love. Oh, baby boy. Even the quote-unquote
not great stuff such as Merrily gets a new life and now we have a new appreciation for it. That's so crazy that you would call it a not great. People widely say that. We gotta move on. 143. Britney Spears beat Stephen Sondheim. Yeah. What does Britney mean? Britney means the 90s and the aughts. Britney means just being free. The story of Britney Spears is freedom, right? That's why free Britney is actually a very powerful hashtag. It's like
She gave us freedom to like enjoy this time in pop culture that was so fun and messy, but she was never allowed to be messy. And that's what broke her ultimately. You know what I mean? So much to say, but so little time to say it. But luckily we've done entire episodes on Britney Spears. Check those out. Number 142, Miranda Priestly. I mean, it's not everyone that can just come into a room and someone screams, gird your loins. No, she's here.
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. And just, that's all. I've never heard Cerulean said like that. Cerulean. Or, um. It turned out to be an even bigger disappointment than all those silly girls. Silly girls. Silly girls. I said, take a chance. Hire the smart fat girl. Number 141, Michelle Visage. Someone who really is mother. Yeah. Looking out for the girls.
I get a text from her every month. Saying, let me know what's happening. She checks in. She really cares. Adore her. Adore her. And can I say, when you're doing RuPaul's Drag Race, when you're in your guest judging, she's coming up with all that shit on the fly. Oh, yeah. It's crazy. And she's sharp. Like, so funny. You think like, oh, they must be flying in jokes for them. No, no. They're not. They're not. They're doing it. Dang.
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Number 140, Usher. One of the great moments in my life was watching the Usher Las Vegas residency and a stripper climbed the top of a 20 foot pole with just her thighs and plummeted 20 feet and caught herself with her thighs. And that was the culture that was curated by Usher, who, by the way, could have fucked any of us in that building. When you walk in, you were given consent. That was the vibe. We were all shocked.
Concubines. Yeah. Courtesans and concubines. We were not good enough to be courtesans. We were concubines. We were low status whores for Usher at that show. Number 139. Catherine Han. High status. Yeah. Queen. High status witch. Witch. The witch. Truly. Agatha all along. You watch WandaVision and when you realize that it had been Agatha all along...
You gag. You gag. Also, the new show's great. The new show's really good. It makes total sense to me that she's this Midwestern girl who was a techno head. And she just loves Bjork. I'm like, this girl. Let's just shout out some people who didn't say it. Afternoon Delight, Mrs. Fletcher. Oh my God. Oh God, wow. God. 138. Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth Paltrow.
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It might go up against another thing on this list that's further up that we'll talk about. We're going to talk about it, but also we have to just say I wish you well. The ski trial didn't get enough and we haven't even talked about anything she's ever acted in. Oh my God. Number 137, Mickey Mouse. Truly, I would say the Aflac Duck of Disney. Yeah. Did a lot though.
Yeah. Not like the Aflac Duck where it was not doing- No, he says a lot. Mickey sometimes won't shut the fuck up. No. You know what I do love, though? They finally gave Mickey and Minnie a ride at Disney World. Oh my God, it's so cute. The runway runway, and they go, nothing's top of the mountain. It's so good. That's the cutest ride. Mickey and Minnie get into a lot of trouble in that ride. Minnie screams more in that ride than she ever- No! Yeah, she's really a lot. Minnie needs to get those SSRIs together. Oh my God.
Number 136, Daisy Duck. Underrated. You know who's obsessed with Daisy Duck? Who? Julio Torres. Really? I think he should write the movie. Oh, that would be so good. But Daisy's like, what's her story? No, she's sidelined. She's sidelined.
She is so sidelined. She appears. But she's the most gorgeous woman ever. She's one of the most stunning creatures. She's Helen of Troy beautiful. Helen of Troy beautiful. Well, one of the things that I love about the Mickey and Minnie runaway really ride is you get to see Daisy Duck in her element, which is what? Teaching dance. She teaches dance. We don't know that about Daisy Duck. She's a dance teacher. She's a dance teacher. She's the Twyla Tharp of the Disney community. Oh my God, you're right. Number 135, La Bouche. La Bouche. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Remember our dance to that? Yeah, we danced to that for a comedy show. We had a whole choreographed dance to that. So fun. Oh man, we need the video. We have it somewhere. La Bouche?
That is the 90s to me. Okay. Number 134, Michelle Yeoh. Can you believe she was on this podcast? I actually cannot believe that. That might be the single person. See, this is why I like having the guests in person now. Yeah, I know. Because sometimes some of the people that we've had on virtual, you forget they were on. You forget they were on. Michelle Yeoh did our show.
The year she won Best Actress. The legend Michelle Yeoh was on this pod. Like, get out. Just amazing. How was she in Wicked? Oh my God. I can't wait. You're not fucking ready. Someone that's seen it just told me they saw it. Yeah. And they said it's unbelievable and that she's very powerful. She's very powerful. No, can I say? She has one moment in the movie where she goes, the Wicked witch. Number 133. Enrique Iglesias. Important to my sexual formation. No!
You know what I love? Baby, I'm addicted. That's all I really know. But the only reason I'm trying. Remember, um, um. Yeah.
Wow. I think we're in his key. You are. I'm not. You picked his key. No, no, no. Number 132. Iconic mole legend. A mole legend. Also the most beautiful man ever. So gorgeous. 132. Olivia Rodrigo. We love you, girl. We love you, girl. We are with you. I think driver's license changed a lot of things. Oh, yeah. It brought pop girls into a new generation. It did. I think it brought like...
confessional emotion forward again. And also the fact that her first thing was like a ballad like that. I was like, you better announce yourself with this real ass song. You know what I mean? And I will say the fun songs are fun. The fun songs are so fun. Love is Embarrassing Live. I just saw her in a tour. There was like a whole choreographed thing. I'm telling you that both her albums are great. 131. Banksy. Who are you, girl? Come out. Come out forward. Come forward. We need to know. Come forth. What if it was Olivia Rodrigo?
What if she was like, yeah, so whatever. It's me. Come to my concert. This is our impression of Olivia Rodrigo revealing that she's Banksy. Yeah. Banksy. What? My show.
Anyway, you guys, I'm so excited to be in Texas. Thanks. So grateful for all your support to my fans. 130. Snowman. You really can go in so many directions with snowmen. They literally come in all shapes and sizes. Yeah, I think the most famous one is Frosty. Frosty.
Not a lot of ethnic representation. I guess that would be hard. A lot of white guys. Wow. I want to see Snow Women. 129. Elvira. Elvira is amazing. You know, she really kept that character up. She's just incredible. I mean, she still holds up to this day. You know what? She is the Mariah Carey of Halloween. Number 128. The Movie Carol. I mean, Christmas classic.
Yeah. Speaking of Christmas. Glove classic. Glove classic. Sarah Paulson. A great Sarah Paulson performer. Underutilized. Yeah. But great Sarah Paulson performer. I would say this is one of Sarah Paulson's great film performances. Yes. She is, of course, the streep of TV, but Sarah Paulson came in and really tore in this. And also, 12 Years a Slave. Yes, that's right. Wow. Laugh riots. Both.
127. Amy Poehler. I mean, the voice of joy. The voice of joy in more ways than one. Yes. I'll never forget being at Saturday Night Live and seeing her nine months pregnant when I used to go to be on the standby line. When I...
When I was 18 years old and my heart was breaking because I was closeted and didn't know what to do I decided to Google the person I respected most in this world that was Amy Poehler and that was why I auditioned for groups at NYU and went to UCB because I literally said who is the person I respect most in the world and how did they do what they did? Well, she's only 127 interesting. Well, that's pretty high up. She made the list. Okay 126 chicken noodle soup
With the soda on the side. I was on 119 and Lexington. I'm like, I don't want to mess with him. I don't remember the full lyrics. Do you remember that song? Yeah, you're blowing my mind. Chicken noodle soup. Chicken noodle soup. Here's the elements of a great chicken noodle soup. Bone broth. Chicken. Carrot. Carrot. Noodle. Noodle. Egg noodle, preferably. Egg noodle, preferably.
Little bit of salt, little bit of pepper, little bit of lemon. If you're me, lemon chicken soup. Stop playing with stop playing with me. Dill. Mm hmm.
Number 125, Figment the Dragon from Disney. Did you know there is a character that's the most famous Disney character that you don't even know about and it's Figment? They were made Figment popcorn buckets. They sold out. Here's a dragon and I will reveal another behind the scenes moment from Wicked. There is a big portrait of the wizard as in Jeff Goldblum at the Shiz University campus. And the entire time Ari goes, that's Figment.
Ari is so Disney coded. Ari is Disney world coded. She just came back from Halloween Horror Night. You're kidding me. Without us? I literally was like, Matt would die to go with you. No, but this girl fucking is Disney. That's figment. I was like, your reference is figment? You are referencing figment? No, that's my cousin. It's crazy. Ariana's my cousin. She's everyone's cousin. Number 124, Renee Zellweger.
Roxy Hart. Roxy Hart. Bridget Jones. Cold Mountain. Ruby. Ruby. From Cold Martin. Yes, thank you. Cold Martin. Cold Martin. Jerry Maguire. Oh, you had me at hello. And she did. And she did. She had us at hello. She had us at hello. Have you ever seen Down With Love? I love Down With Love. Like-
She has a monologue in that, which is like her explaining her whole deal. And it's so, so good. Judy Garland. Judy. Oh my God. Like Renee is. Renee really is. Remember when we were all fucking crazy when she was on that red carpet? Oh yeah. No, I knew the culture was bad when that was. The culture was bad. Number 123. A guy who works out and reads and is kind to strangers and friends alike. Where are they? Where are they?
If they exist, they're iconic and on the list. They're on the list because it would be iconic. It'd be nice to meet one guy who works out and reads and is kind to strangers and friends alike. By works out, we just mean like someone who just like- Take care of yourself. Is taking care of themselves. He's got his life figured out. That's what I'm saying. It's just like-
Usually you meet that guy. He doesn't read. I don't read. I'm not one of these guys. Some of these guys who work out and read, some of these guys who work out and read are not kind. And I'm fucking mean to my friends. Yeah. 122, Nathan Lee Graham. Found him. He works out. He reads. He's kind to strangers. There you go. That is the king. My mistake, Shucklebeam. My mistake, Shucklebeam.
The funniest, funniest motherfucker. You gotta, one of the best episodes of this podcast ever is called Constant Comments with Nathan Lee Graham. That was the name of his tea. Constant Comments. The other day I'm leaving my apartment and I say to the guy, how are you? And the guy at the front desk goes, constant blessings. Oh my God. Number 121, Whoopi Goldberg. She is...
one of our greatest entertainers, period. She's the legend. She is kind as hell. And she is the moderator of The View. Come on. She is not only the moderator of The View, she's Otome Brown, Oscar winner. She's Sealy. Give it up. And she is the, the, the number one icon of the one woman show.
And not for nothing, the best Oscar host. Okay. 100% the best Oscar host. She said, come and get me, boys. 120. Diana Ross. The boss. The boss. Mm-hmm. I can tell you what I said. Mm-hmm. On and off. I was so. Sing it. Mm-hmm. My love. Mm-hmm. And what's the rest of the song? RuPaul loves Diana Ross. Yeah. Remember when she sang Home in The Wiz? Oh, my God. She revealed that big voice.
She sang in Central Park in the rain. 119. Nicole Kidman. And we know it feels low. We're just at that point.
It's getting hard now. I have to say, Nicole Kidman, it's like almost fruitless to list the projects. Oh my God. But it's just, she never stops creating iconography. Never had a fallow period. I don't think so. Yeah. Truly. Was there ever a dip? No. It feels like no, because even when she wasn't like a huge fucking like red carpet superstar there for a second, she was like doing like rabbit hole.
With Sandra Oh. Wow. Okay. Number 118. The Hailey Bieber Erewhon smoothie. It's a great smoothie. It's $22. Still a great smoothie. It's a great smoothie. It's worth it. It's $22 because it's an Erewhon thing where it's like, why am I paying $70 for chicken? There's a lot of collagen in it.
- There's a lot of fancy collagen in it. - Collagen isn't a thing that you like, you don't absorb it through the gut. - So what is it, just in there? - You're supposed to just take injections, basically. - Okay, so then, but have you ever had this? - I have. - It's so delicious. - I'm calling it a good smoothie.
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Not everyone can get away with saying she bang, she bang. Not everyone can get away with saying, you know, I'm living la vida loca. She's living la vida loca. Like, living a crazy life. She's living a crazy life. If you really translate it, that's what the song is. Living la vida loca. She'll push and pull you out. She's living the crazy life. Is that one of the best songs ever? Yes. Number 116, Maya Rudolph.
I mean, she is, she, she altered my, the trajectory of my life. Same. Yeah. Yeah.
Talk about it. Well, it was like Gemini's twin. And then it was Donatella. Yeah. Donatella is important. Her and Emily Spivey shaped us. Yeah. Like literally us, like you are watching right now. And if you love, like if you liked anything, Maya Rudolph was in an SNL, you loved those two women. Oh no, she was SNL. Oh my God. Just like, I was just like, this is the funniest fucking person I've ever seen. Legendary. Number 115, Billie Eilish.
- America's sister. - America's sister, hundreds of places above Phineas, her brother. - Oh yeah. - But that's okay. - No, let me tell you something. - She's the voice. - Billie Eilish, and when she came out and did Lana Del Rey or Coachella, Lana Del Rey pointed to her and said, "This is the voice of our generation, "the voice of your generation." - Well, what's the difference there? - I think they're different generations. - Oh, okay. - Okay, number 14. - Hoda and Jenna. - They're so us.
They're us coded. They're us coded. They're daytime us coded. Am I Hoda? Yes. Does that make you happy? Makes me happy. I'll be Jenna Bush Hager. I can be Jenna Bush Hager too. Jenna Bush Hager, a lyric in my song. Yes.
Oh my God. I want to see Jenna Bush Hager come out the building because that's where she works. Stream my album and come see me on tour. Go to mattrodgersofficial.com for the Prince of Christmas tour tickets. 113 Marilyn Monroe. She's a lyric in a Kelly Rowland song. Yes, she is.
Like Marilyn Monroe. Wow. Stole. Stole. By Kelly Rowland. Oh my God, stole. If there was no Marilyn Monroe, we wouldn't have had that lyric in Stole by Kelly Rowland. That's the biggest impact she had. Marilyn Monroe, a tragic figure, a Hollywood figure. You'd think we would have learned more from her. Let that sink in. Yeah. No, but we're still making the same mistakes.
112, Kate Bush. Running up that hill. More like walking down the street to her music. Yeah, to buy her music at the record store. To buy her music at the record store. She is that artist where you go to the record store to buy her music. She is an artist where...
Someone, you need to sound cool and cultured in a pinch. Yeah. Say Kate Bush. Two words and it's like a fast pass to cool. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You're going to the dinner party. 100%. You're invited. You're invited. To the cool people party. 111 Charizard.
The most fearsome Pokemon in many ways, but I would say Mewtwo psychologically, that's a very scary. But Charizard is a dragon. For sure. That's so scary. The hardest Pokemon card to get to come by.
Yeah. It was, you want to know why? Because it was the same price as a Hailey Bieber smoothie back then. It was $22. $22? Which to an eight-year-old at the time, you might as well say $2,000. But now, I think it does cost $2,000. You think so? Oh, wow. A first edition Charizard card from the 90s. So were they right about those and the Spice Girls? Maybe. Barbie dolls, you should have kept them. Number 110, Mary Tyler Moore. When she threw that hat up. Women felt represented. Women felt represented. And they hadn't been before.
Oh my God. She can turn the world on with her smile. With no Mary Tyler Moore show, there's no 30 Rock. Wow. You know what I mean? Mary Tyler Moore, the greats. One of the greats. One of the greats. Have you ever seen Ordinary People? No. Dramatic turn. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Was capable of anything. Was one of those like Carol Burnett types capable of anything? Yes, totally. Number 109. Freddie Prinze Jr. This was the prototype of Dream Boy. No, he was the ultimate. Yeah. Still is. Yeah. I don't think anyone's really come close in the years since. You know who he looks like? Anthony. Anthony.
Oh, yeah. Don't you think they kind of favor each other? They have the same vibe. And the earnestness. Totally. Totally. Freddie Prinze, though, just has this like, just with the family. I love it. Just like a soulfulness, a sadness. I love Freddie Prinze Sr. 108, Alan Cumming. You're a legend. What a legend you are. We've already talked about Dressing the Pussycats.
X2. Oh, forget it. Cabaret. Cabaret, the chimp movie, which is a huge part of Chimp Crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Trader's icon. Trader's icon. Congrats on that Emmy. One of the best Emmys ever given. Truly. Ugh. I mean...
If RuPaul were to lose to anyone, it should be to Alan Cumming. I bet even RuPaul clapped. No, of course she did. RuPaul's classy. Mm-hmm. Classy broad. Classy broad. 107. Patti LuPone. That's a broad. A classy one. I mean, this is... Patti LuPone is a true original. Yeah. And one of... I think one of our best memories was watching her... Was watching her on the Ice Palace on Fire Island? Yeah. Oh, my God. I'll never forget it. And...
Watching her and Agatha all along, you go, we miss her. We need her on screen more. We need her on screen. She's really good on camera. Yeah. She's amazing. I'll just never forget her going over to that hat. The show was called Songs from a Hat. Picking out a hat and she'd look at the piece of paper and go, number 14. And then she would just shred. Number 106, Paris Hilton. You know, even though the guys are crazy, even though the stars are blind, if you show me real love, baby, I'll show you mine. Yeah.
The way she stretches the vowel. That will always be the song of the summer. Interesting. Stars are blind. I think Espresso. Espresso will always be the song of the summer. It's only been one. It's only been one, but I guess you're right. I guess Espresso and Stars are Blind, they both occupy a similar thing. Number 105. Kathy Hilton. Fan legend. Red Bull in bed legend. Red Bull in bed legend. Not knowing what Red Bull is legend. Hunky Dory legend.
Kind of clueless. Kind of clueless, but you get the sense, has all the clues. Has all the keys to the castle. Prank icon. Oh my God, prank icon. Punked walked, so Kathy Hilton on the Beverly Hills Housewives could run. You think Kathy Hilton was running? I think Kathy Hilton is more Ashna Kutcher than we know. Number 104, the Loch Ness Monster, Nessie. Is she real or not? Opinion from you. No.
I don't think so either. But it doesn't matter. No, it doesn't. Because we still know about her. Biggest legend from Scotland. And I'm sorry, Alan Cumming, you're second. Sorry, Alan. But there is no touching the Loch Ness Monster, Nessie. No, no, no. Her name is the lake. It's called Lake Ness and her name is Nessie. If she were real, she would be number one on the list. Number 103, Andy Cohen. Is he real?
I don't think so. No one can say for sure. He rarely appears. I don't think I've ever met him. Yeah, I don't know. He's not really on TV much. I don't think he goes places. I don't think he's ever been on Fire Island. Very secretive guy, Andy Cohen. Secretive. He really, discretion. Yeah.
He's not out there. No. No. You don't know much about him. Handsome man. I mean, I would love to meet him one day. Shake his hand. I'm sure. At least his brain. Oh my God. What else are you picking? The whole. I think he does the picking. Okay. 102. Teachers. Oh. We have learned nothing from the pandemic. I thought after the pandemic, we'd be paying teachers seven figures. Yeah. Yeah.
What happened? Well, we didn't learn anything. Clearly. We are going on hunger strike until teachers are paid a million dollars. We are not. We will not be eating until something really changes in this country.
Pass me those Oreos over there. Oh, girl. Did they pay them? We love teachers. And I think about my teachers all the time. Oh, I really do. 101. Samantha Jones. That's a teacher. Oh, she taught us all. She taught us how to be a whore. Sex positive. Yeah. I mean, we all said, Samantha, cool it. And then we said, no, you know what?
She's right. Samantha Jones had a major point. Remember when those fucking girls in the Hamptons were making fun of her age and she was holding those melons and she threw them at them? Yeah, good. 100. Raven Simone.
Raven is... I'll never forget That's So Raven. My dad's favorite show when I was in middle school was That's So Raven. Every day, we would watch That's So Raven on the tiny TV in my kitchen. And he'd be like, she's funny, man. Oh, no. She's one of the greats. She's really funny. She...
Did you see her in Dr. Dolittle too? Yeah, I've seen, I was, you know, I used to stream Raven Simonier's album. This is my time. She had a song called, let me see you back flip for real. Are you nodding? Are you like a real one? Oh,
Oh, this guy is, he's on the list. This guy, if we had met you before today, you'd be on the list. That was really cool. I can't believe, are we, are we out of time? Uh, yeah, you're out of time. Okay. Woo. Uh, number 99, Sandra. Take the floor. This is someone that you saw for the first time. And I guarantee you saw her for the first time. And you were like, I need more. Gupta. Gupta. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
The queen is coming. The queen is coming. To go to high school. She is clearly one of our best. I saw her in The Welkin. Off-Broadway this summer. That she is as good as Meryl Streep. Thundering, towering actress.
Quiz lady. Oh my God. Why hasn't she been on the podcast? I literally invited her to come on. Does she not want to come on? She wants to come on. She was just busy with rehearsals and now she's back in LA. Okay. We have to do that. Sandra, please. Let's go. Number 98. Tina Turner. Big wheel. Keep on turning.
Proud Mary keep on burning. Rolling. Rolling. Rolling. Rolling. Rolling on the river. Simply the best. You know what's one of my biggest disappointments? Remember when me, you, and Sudi on...
I think it was March 8th, 2020. We're supposed to go see Tina. No, it was March 13th. Yeah. It was like the day the pandemic was like, I'm here and I'm staying. We're supposed to see Tina. I love Tina Turner. Number 97. Michelle Kwan. This is a moment of silence for the fact that Michelle Kwan never got that gold. I don't think that should define her.
I'm just saying if there's ever any athlete that's not gotten the do, it's Michelle Kwan. We need to make sure that we give Michelle Kwan her flowers because she entertained and filled the hearts of Americans and people the world over so many times that we are giving her the gold medal right now. This is Las Cotterillas first ever gold medal. We're giving it to Michelle Kwan.
Congratulations. Congratulations, Michelle. Number 96. The cast of Clueless. This is not just Alicia Silverstone. This is not just Stacey Dash. This is not just Brittany Murphy. This is Paul Rudd. This is Paul Rudd. This is...
Donald Faison. Donald Faison, of course. Breckenmeyer. Breckenmeyer. I love Breckenmeyer. Wallace Shawn. Oh. Of course. This is Ms. Geist. Ms. Geist. What a wonderful film. This is Dan Hedaya as, as, uh, Sheriff's father. As Sheriff's father. Yes. So good. Get out of my chair. Get out of my chair. No, no. So, so many good lines.
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She is one of the most beautiful women to ever live. One of Helen of Troy beautiful. Helen of Troy beautiful, truly. She's the Karen Pittman of country. She's the Karen Pittman of country. I also want to say Breathe. Oh. There's a reason why me, Bo, and Josh, and Aaron sang Breathe by Faith Hill at the Code for Women. Is the beating of your heart. Oh, God. We could just do the whole thing. Number 94. Anderson Cooper. You know, the...
Number one. The news guy. Source for news. The news guy. When you look at him, you say, I trust you to tell me the truth today. Yes. On the news program I'm watching on CNN. Anderson Cooper 360 because the man has good angles all around. Oh, and when we're in the mirror, we're just looking at him.
I'll never forget whenever Anderson Cooper would leave David Barton gym from the years 2008 to 2012, every gay person at NYU would talk about it. Of course. Like, yes, we know he goes there. Number 93. Speaking of gay people, Charlie XCX. This is...
A very shy person. This is one of those girls who doesn't really do drugs. Doesn't do drugs. Doesn't go out. Kind of stays at home, reads a book. She's quiet. She's quiet. She's demure. No, she is. I think she's the voice of our generation. Three, six, five party girl. She would do a little key. She would have a little line. When I hear 365, I get emotional.
Okay, okay, okay. That album, starting with 360, ending there, it's emotional. For a song to start with, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Here we go. Number 92, B.D. Wong. Jurassic World, The Ride, got it so right when they had B.D. Wong running that cue. Oh my God. That's someone, he has that Anderson Cooper vibe where it's just like,
Stand and deliver. Yeah. You know what I mean? Dr. Henry Wu. Dr. Henry Wu, the villain escaped Isla Nublar. A lot of people think the villain of Jurassic Park was the raptors, the terrifying creatures that roam the island now. The villain of Jurassic Park was the man who allowed... Don't do that to me. I'm in the middle of a point. Was the man who allowed...
that had been extinct to come back. You don't mess with mother nature. Don't mess with mother nature. Now, we'll move on. Number 91. Alexander Graham Bell. He gave us... Thank you, King. We're holding out the phones. You addicted to this? You like this? You like having this phone? Blame Alex. Blame it on the AGB. Because let me tell you something. You wouldn't have a phone without him. Think about that. How would you call your mom?
Oh, that's a good thing to do on the phone. Forget about texting. It started with the call. Started with the call. And then we were addicted to contact. Number 90. Vancouver gays. Y'all know how to put it down.
Was that the best sex you've had? Some of the best sex I've had. By several different Vancouver gays? By a few, by a few of them. I was like, they just get it. They're sweet. They love nature. They hike, they play volleyball. There's a volleyball league that I got to go and witness. They had a drag competition in the volleyball league.
And you had sex with these men and they were very good at it? Not these men. I just had a few moments and it was so lovely. I'll never forget it. What are their names? I couldn't tell you. You could. No, no, no. Tell me. Number 89, Julia Roberts. We're really getting to the top of the cream of the crop. Yeah, Julia Roberts is 89. She's 89, which is crazy because she's the number one actress of all time. She's Erin Brockovich. Let that sink in.
Think about the way she tore up that role. She is test ocean. She is. She is Jules from my best friend's wedding. That's my favorite movie. My best friend's wedding. It's perfect. Talk to bottom. It it's candy. It's actually not candy. It's a gorgeous wedding cake. It's a, it's a, yeah, it's, it's a thick, rich cake. Thick, rich cake. Number 88. Pikachu. Sorry, Charizard. Pikachu is the most iconic Pokemon period. Oh, there's no doubt.
Everyone's best friend. Everyone's best friend. When the world saw Pikachu...
It was like... They fell in love. They fell in love. The world was ablaze. Like, our parents knew what Pikachu was. Hello. Pika, pika. Give me a break, you cute fuck. You cute fucker. Give me a break, you cute fuck. Get over here and run on my back. I know you weigh nothing. Number 87. Number 87. Demi Moore. I think cinema's best crier. Yeah.
She even cried in Charlie's Angels Full Throttle at the end. Oh, period. I mean, the single tear. Oh, wait. No, she's amazing. Also, like, you know I'm in her book. Yes, you are because you asked her at Sundance. Because I told her she was cinema's most iconic crier. And then she wrote in her memoir, at Sundance, a young journalist told me I was cinema's most iconic crier. So I am a young journalist to Demi Moore. And I wouldn't want to be anything else. You've been described very well lately. I've been described well.
Number 86, Niecy Nash. She can do it all. Do it all. And I'm the most happy I think I've ever been watching her walk around with her Emmy. Just like finally getting the respect that she has deserved for years and years and years and years. She was Rainisha Williams. She was Rainy. When she mentioned Reno 911 at the Emmys-
Huge cheers. Really? And even Lauren afterwards was like, I mean, Reno 911 got a huge applause break. Like, people love comedy. We need Nisi to host SNL. We need Nisi to host SNL. Come on! Don't you agree? Don't you agree? Number 85, Sara Bareilles. Sara Bareilles.
I think, like, first of all, when she sang Moments in the Woods and Into the Woods. Oh, my God. I turned to Matt Whitaker at the end. We were both were crying. Like, I'm just like such the most thoughtful singer. Yeah. Beautiful artist. Fucking. You can tell the nicest person. Oh, my God. Just a true all around legend. We almost had her on this show. I know. What happened? It just scheduling didn't work out? Scheduling didn't work out. Well, Sarah.
No, it was... I think I fucked it up. Sarah Bowen fucked it up. Sarah, I'm so sorry. I fucked it up. We'll get it. We'll do it. We'll do it. We'll do it. Oh my God, Sarah, please. Number 84. RuPaul. For everything you've done. For everything you will continue to do. Like, just from where Ru started to where Ru is, that is... That is... You couldn't even do the biopic. No. It would have to be...
10 I was gonna be miniseries 24 episodes 24 episode miniseries yeah maxi series with a different person playing Rue in every episode yes like the Bob Dylan biopic I'm Not There I'm Not There Cate Blanchett should play RuPaul that's really good number 83 Natalie Portman you are one of the best in the words of Rihanna one of the baddest bitches in Hollywood oh when Rihanna one of the baddest bitches in Hollywood forever forever forever
That video of Rihanna and Natalie Portman meeting to me is so good. Natalie Portman is everything. She is Miss Dior. There's nothing cuter than those commercials. She's got it. She's got it. Fucking superstar. May, December. Black Swan. The Academy was doing her dirty by not nominating her. Black Swan. Oh my God. Vox Lux. This is going to get hard to get in. Number 82. Steven Spielberg. Thank you for Jaws.
Thank you for every, from Jaws since. Thank you for E.T. Jaws invented the summer movie. Thank you for Schindler's List. Thank you for Jurassic Park. Thank you for The Color Purple. Thank you for Lincoln. It's a prayer. Apollo 13. Thank you for Apollo 13. No, was that Ron Howard? Thank you for A Beautiful Mind. That was Ron Howard too. I know your impact. Number 81, Kate Winslet.
I think that we all were impacted when Kate Winslet as Rose DeWitt Bukater, which is a real name they named that character, turned around in that hat and said, it doesn't look as big as the Mauritania. The fact that she was introduced in that movie with a complaint. What did she say? As she's walking towards the boat, she turns around and says,
Not my hat because she's wearing it. Yeah. But she says like my back. Yeah, something like that. To go from this doesn't look as big as the Mauritania to my baby is strong. My baby is strong. That's range. Number 80. Prince. When he changed his name to a symbol, that was true pop star behavior. Well, that was truly him getting past like labels trying to like make him a product. He was just like, I'm going to do something that you guys will be so confused about.
- He was the queen of ugly cumming. - Of ugly cumming. - Honestly, like gooning. Prince was gooning. - He was a gooner. - Prince was the original gooner. He was gooning in the mic.
Number 79, Lassie. Oh, what a heroic dog. I love Akali. Lassie was always down to save the day. Akali is so beautiful. Yeah, very beautiful coat. Coat. No snouts. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really? A TV star. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
I think they should bring back Lassie. Oh, that would be good, but dark and edgy and fucked. Like Lassie, but doing coke. Like Lassie, but like fucked up, like bisexual. Like Lassie euphoria. I want to see Sam Levinson bring back Lassie.
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