Brooke Schofield Talks Inviting Her Ex On Cancelled & New Influencer Friendships
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Hey guys, welcome back to Just Trish. We're super excited for today's guest. I don't think she really needs an introduction at this point. She's just another co-host. Brooke Schofield is here. I get so excited every time you ask me to come. I'm like, please. How am I so excited? I literally DM'd you, I think like two days ago, and I was like, I know you're leaving for Trish and you're like, I gotta leave this Saturday. And I was like, oh my god, it's usually on Thursday and Friday, maybe, because you said you were doing it. And I was like, Thursday? You're like, absolutely. I was like, wow. Duh. I'm like, I don't care what I'm doing. Absolutely.

Because you're so busy. Oh, Oscar's here too. Oscar. Hi, Oscar. Where Bert stands. I feel like there's, you know. Yeah, yeah. Were you supposed to work today and then you took off or what? We don't have to say it if you don't want to. God, I love you. You know.

like seven o'clock at night so we're so excited i love the first all the fit we try to we both try to guess what brooke we're going for i was thinking jumpsuit brooke because it's not your era i wanted to wear i had a pink i've been buying like pink clothes because i'm like what if i have to go in this church but the shirt that i was wearing it said the f word on the front and i was like i don't want to ruin their monetization what did it say f what or just it just said

In a pink heart. That's kind of cute. What is that? It's a brand called Blondita Shop. Okay. But I was like, it's probably not the best to wear. I thought you were going to say F-A-G for a second. I was like, that's kind of fierce. That's so fierce. Right. That's everything. Yeah. I don't live. I try to stay away from that one.

Yeah, I know. I never know what's like, I know some people like use it now and I'm like, I don't know if we can use it. Like, I don't think we're allowed to. I think there's like a, like a recruitment process. Like you have to like go through the steps and then you can say it. I'll say you guys can say it. Oh, you gave us a pass. Isn't there a cuter way of saying instead of F-Hag, there's like a cuter way now of saying it, right? Like what? I don't know. I thought there was like fruit fly or something. That's the first time I've heard of that. Wait, really? I thought there was like a cuter name. I don't know. Anyway,

Anyways, you look great and I love the accessories. We're both wearing sunglasses on our head. I remember last canceled you had them and they were like falling off and then you kept putting them on and I was like, ooh, this is like an accessory and I was like, I like it. I know, I had to get tighter ones because I don't have a, contrary to popular belief, I don't have a very big head. Wait, people think you have a big head? Oh, everybody calls me bobblehead Brooke.

Wait, what? They do. This is breaking news. No, they do. And there's a video going viral right now that's like, some people are not supposed to lose weight because you look like a bobblehead and I'm getting tagged in it over and over again. I'm like, I hate you guys. You don't have a bobblehead. I know what they're talking about. I'm trying to put it behind me. First of all, a bobblehead would be everything. That's what we want. I know my goals, but.

but I really don't have a big head. I think I'm just, I don't know. I think I have a long head, but that's fun. No, I don't think you do. That's so funny people say that. The things that people come up with, like you can have the most perfect body and people are like, you got a bubble head though. I'm like, damn. Yeah, you can't win with anyone. So the sunglasses and then the necklace is? Amazon. What is it?

I don't know. It's so cute. I think it has a leaf. Oh, it has a B. B for? A bumblebee. Oh, a bumblebee. Because you have a necklace too. I was like, how did you know she was going to wear a necklace? I just had a feeling. I was like, I need a silver necklace. Mine is a Taylor Swift one though, but it's the only silver necklace I have. We match because it's, is it a heart? Yeah. I have my heart earrings because I thought I had to be girly. I love it. I was like, we're all trying to match and then you went shopping for a whole new outfit. You went to Aritzia and Aloe. I went to Aritzia first. Shout out Aloe. Are we sponsored by Aloe? Are you sponsored by Aloe?

I'm getting in with Aloe these days. I'm like, I mean, I've said it on this before. All I wanted to do in life was work with Aloe and now I'm going there every day. Literally every day. They should pay you because we're like obsessed with Aloe and I don't even fit their clothes and I love them. You know what? I think they should pay me too soon. But so long as they're letting me come there and utilize all the, it's so amazing. Like you get to go and like you can do whatever recovery you want and ice baths and saunas and work out. What's recovery? What does that mean? Like after you work out, like when you, if you do like a cold plunge or cryo or whatever, it's like supposed to make you like,

Like recover. What does it do? Like do you know cryo cold plunge? Gun to my head. No idea. Do you do it? I do it all the time. Both? Mm-hmm. And what is it? You just go into freezing water. Mm-hmm. And it's supposed to just make you like euphoric and like just feel a lot better. And then you burn more calories all throughout the day because your body's like trying to heat up. Oh my gosh. Really? I never heard. I knew that. I went to make a trainer's house. Her backyard, she has one. She has like a plunge pool.

pool and she's so rich she is her house is like crazy which doesn't even show like the bougie part of it i was like her house is insane have you been on her podcast oh it's like out of her house and it's like the craziest house you've ever seen i'm like oh my god this is everything god she you don't really think about like she is so like so many huge huge huge songs yeah and still on tiktok like everything with jason derulo like just every superstar and she writes for a lot of other people like i forgot she did that jennifer lopez song which one

I ain't your mama. Oh, that's right. That was like when JLo was like liked. People like her. She is cracking me. I am so into that right now. I think it's the funniest thing ever. She should go on cancel. JLo? That would be everything. Her on cancel. That makes sense. She would never. She probably is like, ew, what is that? I don't think so. I feel like she's like boots on the ground right now. I feel like she'll like go anywhere. Not saying the cancel's not popping, but I'm sure she would. She reminds me of my time in the Bronx. I don't know.

Her hair is. I mean, she's funny. I think she's funny. I think it's camp at this point, right? It's like it's kind of cute. Yeah. I think it's adorable. It comes around. We both have bad J-Lo experiences. So that's like really tainted our view of her. But it's kind of coming around.

I don't know if I've ever met someone with a good JLo experience. That's true. That's the thing. That is the thing with everybody. Come forward. Right. If you liked working with JLo. I forget though. I forget any bad and I'm just like, I don't know. When someone gets so canceled and they just are so like DeLulu, I kind of love them again. I'm like, okay.

It's like JoJo. I know. Yeah, that's the thing. I'm into it now. I'm like, okay, shit. Cool. Someone else is doing that. Oh, not canceled, but do you guys know like Nara Smith, the TikToker? Yes. People are like, it's so funny because people hated on her so much. But now everybody's so into it because it's like we didn't realize like it's actually just her being funny. Right. That's so interesting because it's like, is it a character or is it real? And it's like kind of seems... I saw someone unpack it the other day. They were just saying like...

like she saw how much people like,

fought her over it and like were hating on her for it that she just used the same formula over and over and over again. I made my kids wait 12 hours to eat their PB&J. Right. That makes sense. Because I look at it and I'm like, oh my God, that's like wild. But I'm like, okay, she probably actually doesn't do that. She probably actually doesn't even like, maybe she doesn't know how to cook, but we always say like there's probably like a sous chef or something that's like preparing it for her and stuff. God, I can't make anything. No, same. Could you imagine like making, we should try it one day though, making like homemade peanut butter and jelly, like nuts and stuff. We could. Oh my, we got to eat the bulldog.

Oh, my God. What is it? You know, I almost brought you some, but then I was like, I think it would literally, like, do something horrible to a baby. Oh, really? Is it not good for... It's... I don't... It's just so spicy, and, like, it has to be, like, radioactive in some way. Like... Because of the microwave or because of the noodles? Because of the... It just is, like...

I don't know. It has to be just so unhealthy. And there's so much. There's like 2,000 grams of sodium in it. Oh my God, yeah. But it's so good and I've been eating it so much that it's not even okay. Not even the baby. I'd probably just fall over. Is it pink? It's pink. That's why I was like, oh my God, how cute. That would be really cute. Oh my gosh, I love it. Do you still vlog on your main channel? I do, but I've been doing really badly. I'm going to have to get an editor because I just like... The editing helps so much. It's just hard because it's like every time I have a video edited, I'm like, I hate this. And then I just want to change the whole thing. You edit it.

right now yourself. Yeah. We should do a bulldog mukbang. Oh my God, I would love to. We have to do it. I miss doing mukbang. Yeah, I guess maybe after my birth because I don't know if

I don't know. The baby just comes out like extra early because it's spicy. Seriously, isn't that like how you get like induced labor? Induced labor. Yeah. Spicy food, right? They say that. I've been eating spicy all week and it's like not happening. I feel like she's coming like tomorrow. That's why I'm like literally just like, okay, I got to get everything done in the next week. But yeah, they say spicy does it. We'll see. I don't have spicy food. Okay, let's talk about Coachella. First of all, I also love that your hair is down. I was trying to figure out. I know. I tried to cheat because I think about like what I've done in the last. I did straight on my first episode. I did up on my second and now I have my hair down.

my hair. Because I've seen you doing the waves and I was like, I remember last time I was like, your hair is like so beautiful and so gorgeous. Thank you. I like it down. Who knew? You always wore it up. I know. And I don't know what it was because I feel so much more comfortable with my hair up because I always know what it looks like. Smart. And like, like it can't really change because it's just up. Yeah. But when it's down and like it can look horrible, it can be like sideways, backwards. She just never looks horrible. Well, that's what the glasses are for. It's out of my face so I don't have to like touch it. Is that why you do it? Because I saw you readjust it before we started. I don't even wear, I hate wearing sunglasses. I don't like to see in the dark. I

I never, ever wear sunglasses. If you see me doing it, I'm faking it. Do you pull them down when you drive? No, because I can't see. I'm the same way. Oh, yeah. You wear no contacts either, right? Mm-mm. And why don't you? I don't. I can. I have perfect vision. It's just that you can't see. No, I can't see with sunglasses on. Oh, it's dark. It's dark.

I can't see with sunglasses on. It just feels so dark. I'm like, God, what happened to the world? That's interesting, but when you put them down... I don't know. People drive with sunglasses. I don't know how they do it. Well, that's how you avoid the little crow's feet because I'm probably like... Wait, where are the crow's feet? The one on this side? Yeah. Well, I don't have any now. How do you see them if you have them? I definitely have them on my forehead, but...

You don't have them. I feel like I must. I haven't gotten Botox in like nine months. That's so amazing. I kind of want to take some out of my forehead. Not take some out, but I kind of want to let it fade in my forehead because I have no emotions right now. I'm like, oh my God. I think that's fierce though. That's what I want. I feel like it didn't put enough in me. Like I really want to just be like one. And then have the eyes. I've been seeing all these people with like super expressive faces and I get really jealous because

You're so – you're good at expressing because you can like still cry. And if you see the tears, it doesn't matter what the rest are doing. You know what I mean? But it's so funny because it just like all of a sudden I'm just sobbing. I noticed that earlier though because when we were talking about something sad right before this, you were like tearing up. And I was just like, but you're such a pretty crier because you're not doing this like weird ugly like crying face. I had so much practice. You were like just tearing up and just like the eyes were just glistening and they weren't coming down your face. I know because I try – so I'm so off. Like so many times in a day I have to like stop myself from crying. So I just –

Why? You've been saying that. You said like recently you've been in a crying era. I'm just like so emotional. Not even necessarily bad things, but I get so overwhelmed that I just cry. Interesting. Like good, happy too? Just all of it. You know when you see like videos of babies like hearing a song for the first time and they just like are so overwhelmed? That's like me all the time. Oh my gosh. That's so cute. That is cute. What is the last thing you cried at? Well, I ran over a bird on the way here. Oh yeah? That was sad.

It was like the squirrel too, right? Yeah. Or the squirrel got away. Almost. The squirrel was spared. But. Did you see the bird? Did you? Maybe the bird's still alive. Oh, the bird is not still. Wait, what? I saw it in my rear view. I go.

But you said it fell, so maybe it just wanted to end it. It was like someone shot it down. It literally like... Maybe it was already falling. I think it was, but then it just was not. I think it was S word idol. What's S word idol? S to his idol? What is it? Unalive. Oh, right, right, right. Unalive prone. Yeah. And then yesterday I was just crying the whole day because I'm like, I just have so many things that I'm supposed to be doing and I can't do any of it. And I'm like...

Like just before you leave for tour, like you're just like, I have to get all this done and I can't. So you just like are stuck. Yeah. It just is so crazy. Like I thought I was like so excited to come home because I'm like, I'm going to be able to relax. And it's like, I was less stressed on tour because I'm like, now I have all these things that I have to make up for and do that I didn't do or I'm not going to be able to do. Yeah. What did you have to do yesterday that you're just like, I can't, I'm overwhelmed. Oh, just, well, just all, all my videos, all my like partnerships and stuff like, and it's so easy. It's not like hard work, but it's just like,

I just am so hooked bad at doing tasks. Partnerships are actually like, there's so many guidelines. I just got one the other day that I literally had like seven pages of like little small texts of like this, don't do this, don't do this, do this. It's actually like, it's not hard work, but it's like, you know, it can be tedious. And I spent like so long on these videos the other day, like I tried to knock them all out in one day and they're all in my TikTok drafts and then I get my phone stolen. And you know, when you redownload TikTok,

They're all gone. Oh, that's right. Oh. Did you have any brand deals in those drafts? All of them. Literally like four videos and so I'm like, oh my God. That's my worst fear. That happened. We couldn't find my phone either and I was like, I had like two brand deals and I couldn't get the footage back but finally we found my phone but that is the absolute worst. Yeah. I wasn't even stressed about it because I'm like, whatever, you can get a new phone and then just yesterday I noticed the thing and I was like, oh my God. You're brand. You're like the brand queen. You're like the sponsorship queen. You're awesome.

I'm trying to do as many as I can before they go away. No, they'll never go away. I don't think they're ever going to go away. I think you're going to be like 40. You're going to be like Brooke Shields. She's like 50, like Brooke Shields. Just getting like Jean Campaign, Revolve, Aloe, White Fox. God, I hope so. You are very influential. Like I went to Aloe just for you yesterday. I couldn't buy anything. And I was like, girl, this –

hat was $68 it is really like really overpriced yeah I almost fell to my knees I'm not gonna lie like I got nauseous but I was like oh but it's for Brooke and I was like let me just look for something else it is I just like something mentally I know if I spend the money on it I'll wear it all the time yeah and like I'm weird about like if I buy something that is like super inexpensive like something from Shein I won't want to wear it because I'm like that's true you just know it's gonna be thrown away you should have gotten the hat you

wear hats all the time. I feel sad now. I know. I always, I girl math it. I'm like, okay, if I wear it X amount of times, it's only 10 cents a day. But at least you go to the aloe gym so you have an excuse. Like if I was going to the aloe gym every day, I'd be like, well, I have

have to buy the aloe after you bet. Well, that's the thing. So they gift a lot. Every time they get like a new color or something, they'll send you home with all of it. It's amazing. So like, but then my girl, Math, is like, okay, they gave me two free outfits today so I can go buy two outfits and now everything was 50% off. Oh my God, that's actually everything. That's so smart on their part. They're giving you free clothes and you're still buying. You're like, you know what, thank you. And now I can go buy some clothes too. That's so smart. Because I want it all. I feel the same way. Shout out Fashion Nova. I get free clothes from them now, but I still buy clothes too because I'm always just like, oh, I need

close tomorrow or something. Yeah, that's how I am with Revolve. It's so quick that it comes like immediately and I'm like, oh, I just want to Revolve. Do you get sponsored by Revolve? I get like gifted by Revolve. Wow. Aloe is where it's at though. Shout out Aloe. Once I'm done with this baby, I'm going to get an Aloe size large. I'm going to go to, we're going to go to the gym. Yeah, you're going to see us. I would love it. So you guys, it's so fun. And it's like, honestly, it's more so the social experience because like, yeah, of course, it's been so long since like,

I've been able to meet new people. I never meet new people doing the job that we do because it's like, where? Uncanceled? Well, they can come on the podcast. Well, yeah, but like, Aloe is every, every day, it's like all these new people and it's like, true, good people. It's not like meeting people at the club. It's like people who are into the same things as me. Yeah. And so I'm like, socially, I feel like I'm making all these friends now and it's fun. Wait, so there's more than, I always just think it's like, just you and like octopus there and then like, that's it. Like, you know,

what I mean just for the private session. Sometimes it's a bit like well so if we like him and I are doing Pilates then some other people are getting like trained and then all the people who work there are like now my friends now so I get there early to gossip. Oh my gosh. And it's just fun. Would you say you have a trainer that trained Harry Styles there? Yeah. We love Harry Styles. He's my new obsession right now. He is absolutely

You know that him and I are separated at birth. Wait, who? Harry and I. Wait, why? Same day? No. If you see our baby photos, I made a TikTok about it and it went so crazy because we are identical babies. It was crazy. Wait, really? I'm like, maybe he's my brother. Are you born the same year? I don't know.

I love Harry. I'm in the – I'm like down the Harry rabbit hole. Are you guys born the same year? I don't think so. Okay. I was like maybe. Maybe it's a possibility. I was kind of late to the Harry game too. And now I'm like, oh my God. What made you fall in love with him? I don't know. I think just like when everyone's in love with somebody, I like to do it too. I'm the same way. But I couldn't be like that with Harry. I was like, I don't get this. Like I never got it when everyone was telling me, I was like, I don't get this at all. And then mine was, don't worry, darling. I was kind of like, oh.

Oh, that was really great. Kind of hot. I feel that way about Justin Bieber. Like, I've never been a Belieber, really. And now you are? No. Same, yeah. Oh.

I'm a Hailey believer. Like, I love Hailey. Me too. Oh, interesting. Really? I think Hailey's more interesting to me than Justin. I don't know why. I just think she's so, like, bright. Like, she's so happy. Yeah. And Rose is kind of slaying, honestly. Right. Everyone has those phone cases. You have the phone case, the road one with the lip gloss. I want it so bad. Hailey, please. Me too. It's been sold out for a long time. We all want it. I saw her this weekend a few times and she looked...

Do you go up to her? Like, will you go up to celebrities? I don't go up to her. I'm scared of her. Wait, really? I thought she was so nice. And you kind of look like her. I met her a couple times at Catch and she was so sweet. That's what... I was so upset when that video went viral of her being, like, rude to servers and stuff because she was so, so sweet. I was like, there's no way. Wait, what video? There was, like... She had, like, a whole scandal where everybody was, like, Hailey Bieber's mean to service people. But was there video footage of it? No, a girl made a video and said she had a bad experience. But I was like...

It's kind of hard. I don't know. I probably, so many people have had bad experiences with me in the service place. Well, but I was the service worker. Thank you, Heather.

a problem in it I'm like your table's not ready would you were you that server 100 I was in a server I was a hostess but I'd be like well do you think it's ready did I call your name because you were a cat so that's like people being just extra bougie and then you have to be like yeah assertive back yeah but I'm out of that phase I actually went there last night catch is a catch or catch steak that you worked at I worked at catch and catch steak is where down down down or up

across the street? Is it two separate, right? I don't know. I'm directionally like really stupid. But it's two separate things, right? That's what I was confused. Everyone's like, no, you have to go to Catch Steak. And I'm like, okay, which one is that? It is great. It's more like decadent foods. Like it's like a lot of pastas and potatoes and it's just, it is really good. We never go to Hollywood, but.

We should go there. I love Catch, though. I do love Catch. Because didn't they have like a donut wheel? Donut wheel. Yeah. It was so good. Oh, who'd you go with? It was my friend Brooke's birthday. You guys have so many friends. Like every time I go on a story, it's always like, happy birthday to my best friend. I love you so much. Like both of you. Both you and Tana. I love you so much. I don't know what I would do without you. I was like, oh my God, you have so many friends. I love that. I'm trying so hard to make like new friends right now. It's fun. Do you want new friends?

I love that. I love that for you. So that's why you're at Aloe. Yeah. Making Aloe friends. I'm not kidding. And I'm collecting them like stones. I'm not kidding. I like...

I just manifested a friend. I made so many videos about her and talked about her so many times. And I'm like, I love her so much. I want to be her friend so bad. And then I met her at Allo and now she's my friend. Who is it? Madeline RG. Wait, is she someone that's known or just a random person? She is known. She's from London, but she's a huge influencer. She's so, so smart. She makes videos just talking to her camera the same way I do, except hers are like...

eloquent and like she's British. She's just better, like well-spoken and so smart, so funny. And I was obsessed with her and I was like, I'm never going to meet her. She lives in London. And then one day she's in my Pilates class. I'm like,

Wow. And now you're friends? Uh-huh. We did all of Coachella together. I'm like obsessed with her. And so now I'm like, great, I can manifest friends. I'm like, next. Who? Devin Lee Carlson. I love all these people you know. Are they like influencers? I just like, I have people that I want to be friends with. I manifested you. Really? Oh my God. I said a million times how much I loved you and now I'm your friend. Now we're besties. You and Tanner are like my only besties.

And Holly. I manifested Holly, too. I feel like you can manifest friends. Holly's so cute. I've never met her still in person. She always says we need to do, like, a cosplay. She wants to do, like, Beauty and the Beast. I think in the episode that we just did with her, she's like, we should do the Beauty and the Beast and Brooke should be Belle. And there's, like, three ones. Oh, my God. I would love to. I'm like, where would we go? She was just taking pictures. I'm like, I love that. She's so cute. And I just looked up to her so much. I'm like, I can't believe it. No, I feel like manifesting people are so real. I think it works, like, with friendships more than, like, relationships, but...

I think you made the best relationship. Yeah, I'm not good at manifesting a relationship, that's for sure. Oh, so she was at Aloe. Okay, so Aloe's the place to go. We really need to get there. Is Jake Shane your bestie, though? I love him so much, but I just made a joke about this. He's auditioning workout partners. Oh, a rotation. So Tate McRae is the one who always works out with Tate, and obviously she's just like, she's Tate McRae. But she's on tour. Oh, you're the backup. So I'm like, who's going to fill her spot? Oh.

And I was so excited because he invited me to work out and I worked out and I like, I really was, I was like doing the most to try and like win him over. And I was like, I nailed it. I left the next day. He's working out with Olivia Jade. I'm like, wow. He's two-timing me. Did he say he's like auditioning? No, it was just funny because she's like, oh, I just worked out with Jake too. And I'm like jealous. Like he's my boyfriend. I know. I would get like that too. I would love to work out. Jake, if you need a workout partner. I have something I could keep up.

I feel like I want to do like workout dates and stuff like that. But I just like feel like what if you can't keep up? Like when people want to talk to you and you can't like breathe. Like how would you do it? Oh, I have the hardest time with that. Like when I do Pilates in particular, the instructor, she's always like, so how's your day? And so I'm like, girl, I can't talk. Do you try? I try. I think you're in good shape. I feel like you're in just good shape. I try. I'm getting better, but. It's hard. You have abs now and everything, which is just like. Thank you. I've been working really hard. I feel like you get them easy, you said, right? Like you're like, I can get abs in two days. Well, I always like growing up, I always like.

Because I was a dancer. But they just come next. Do you like backflips and stuff yet? That was your last, the last thing you said here was that that was going to be your goal. Oh, yeah. To be a gymnast. Oh, I don't think I've, yeah, no, I can't. You haven't, you didn't do it?

it? No, but... Because you were doing adult horse riding. Well, I guess now I'm in better shape, so I probably could. I just figured if I tried to do adult gymnastics at the point that my body was at that time, I would have 100% died. You would be so good at it. Do you know where to go for it? No, I just Googled adult gymnastics. I need someone who will do it with me. I know Amari will do it with me. Because he does dance and stuff too, right? And I could tell... I figure I'll be able to... Because I always could tumble and stuff, so I figure... Yeah, you would say it. How hard can it be? But I'm like, I am about to be 28. Like,

I don't think I'm supposed to be flipping anymore. Oh my, but no, you're 28 a little bit. You're November, right? Yeah. Because I was going to be like, when's your birthday? I was like, oh, I remember the Bronco. We remember the birthdays. We're going to be at your birthday party this year. Yay. Did you do one last year?

I know it was like a thing. I didn't. I just went to the ranch. Here, up here. Oh my gosh. So you're still horse riding. I am. I love that. Although I'm not very good at it. I think I give up because I keep trying to go faster and I'm so scared that I can't. I feel like horse riding would not be my thing. I don't think that would be. It's terrifying. I also think I would break the horse. Like I feel like the horse would like fall. I feel like there's a weight limit to horses. That is absolutely.

Absolutely not true. That's so true. Could you imagine 250 pounds on a horse? That poor horse. Do you see what they pull in carriages and stuff? Oh, yeah. They'll pull like 60 people. And horsepower. I mean, that's a horse. I'm sorry.

I don't live for that. I love that you're still doing that. That's kind of everything. I just love, well, I just love to be like outside right now because it's getting warmer. It's getting nice. I'm an indoor cat for the most part. I love to be indoor because I just get hot. I just get so hot. Like Coachella, which one we should talk about? It was anywhere about aloe. I feel like we want to know so much tea about aloe. And I'm so curious. You're a hot trainer. It's so exciting because it's like you'll go in sometimes, like, and you never know who you're going to see. Like, it'll be, I was obsessed with Vampire Diaries and I keep having Nina DeBruyne there and I'm like, oh.

I like the guy. What was the guy that's like short but he's kind of mean to people? Ian Somerhalder? Yeah, I like him. Have you seen him? No, but I would die. Damon Salvatore. I need to watch that show. Have you ever watched it? You never watched it? No. What is it? Vampire Diaries? Yeah. That's my comfort show. Every time I go through a breakup or something, I return to that because I'll fall so in love with Damon that I am over the man that I'm worried about. Really? When's the last time you watched that one? Recently. Recently.

Vampire Diaries. I should get into it. I like vampires, but I haven't seen the show. It's so good. You would love it. When you go to Aloe, you said recently about a hot trainer. Do you still see him? Does he ever see those TikToks? I'm like, oh my God, you're talking about me. Yes, he showed everybody. I was like, I was so mortified. And I like went out with all the Aloe people the next night and he was like sitting across from me and I just had to

like swallow it I'm like I'm so sorry did you say that yeah I'm like yeah sorry I made that video about you he's like oh my god haha it's funny was he into it though yeah I think he loved it I think he thinks it's funny because like who doesn't want to get called hot yeah I never know I never know if you're like think no one will ever see it you know sometimes I do too

I think no one's going to see this. But I wonder if you know and you're like, okay, I'm glad he knows. I struggle with that, realizing there are consequences to your actions. You will see these people again. I'm learning that too, just in general. I'm always just like, oh my God, I forget people who are friends with certain people and stuff like that. I'm just like,

I need to stop talking about people, but that's literally all we do. So it's never a serious job. It's our job and it keeps the lights on and everything's fine. You guys have such a good setup though where it's like, it's really not too drama based. Like sometimes it can be drama, but I feel like the podcast in general is just like your lives. It's your own drama. Yeah. I try to avoid everyone else's, but sometimes I want to dabble. It's so fun.

I like talking about other people's. Me too. I love in my personal life, I'm like, what's going on? I know. When you get here and I'm just like, okay, I need to know the tea. We don't talk about this on the podcast, but I need to know all of this, which would be such a great podcast to just be fully real. But you know. We would be ruined so quickly. Yeah. I think it's,

think it's I always tell people I'm like just gossip behind someone's back like I don't know it's better it's better than polite yeah right like when people are like say it to my face it's just like I know I don't want to know also in the same way I don't want like when my friends tell me like oh this person said this about you I'm like why'd you tell me that that's the worst that's what I struggle with is when someone's like this person hates you I'm like why would you tell me that that's yeah I had a friend like that growing up she always like this person said you were annoying and then it's like yeah like now I'm gonna think about it for the rest of my life you know what those those are kind of toxic

friends. I used to have friends like all in my 20s that would tell me like stuff people would say about me and I'm like, that just made me feel horrible. Yeah. I just wouldn't do it to somebody else. I would never be like, yeah, this person said you're ugly. Right. It doesn't come to my mind ever. No. They'll eventually find out if that person sucks or not. Yeah. Well, that's a good format. Yeah.

Do you ever feel like you have to date for the plot, though? Because that's what I was wondering. Like, if I were you and I had access to so many hot men, I would, like, de-gaff and just date, just have a story to tell. I don't think I have the access that you think I do. Well, I just also don't have the...

Like willingness. Like I don't want to go out and like go on dates and stuff. But I do sometimes like get nervous because I'm like if I don't have stories to tell, the people are bored. And it's true because people like – people are like this. They're so boring now and stuff. But it's hard because I'm like what do you – I have to self-destruct to entertain you guys and I can't like –

That is hard. And so that's when we start having to dabble in other people's dramas. Yeah. Because I'm like, I've got nothing of my own. Like, I'm pulling teeth here. It's so real, though. Like, I always felt like that, too. Like, if I'm not a mess, like, who's going to watch? You know what I mean? And when you're happy, no one wants to hear about that. But you guys are, like, killing it more than ever. Like, again, I don't really check views, but I check your views. And you always get a million per episode. Like, that's, like, more than, like, anybody right now. Like, it's, like, actually popping so much. That is crazy. I've been trying to avoid, like, I'm avoiding all, like...

Like all Reddit, all comments, everything. Because it's been so good for me. I've like really been good at it. That's the best when you like don't read. I never, I never go on Reddit. I went on your guys' Reddit right before Tana came on just to see. And I was like, even other people's Reddits I don't love. I'm kind of like, they're not even that mean, obviously. And I wouldn't tell you if they were, but they weren't that mean. And I was just like, God, this is kind of like weird. I don't know. Just too much. I guess it's good. I guess it's like why people watch it, but it's just like a lot. Well, I was telling, like Jake was talking about this the other day. Jake Shane, he was saying like, um,

He also has like snark pages on Reddit and stuff too. But I'm like, Tana always tells me like if it hasn't made it to the real internet, like, and it's limited there, then it doesn't matter. And that's so true. Like all the horrible things that people say on Reddit, no one's saying on TikTok, no one's saying on like anywhere else. And I'm like, they probably will now. But you're right. If it's not on your FYP over and over again, then you know, that's not an issue. Yeah. That's why I don't check anything. I'm like, if I see it, it'll come on my before you page enough times. So I was like.

Right. Easier way to go. But yeah, the dating though, I just feel like your dating life is so interesting. I always say this and I know you like hate talking about it, but like all the guys you get, I'm just like, damn, I would be dating everybody. But it's like, it just because they give me attention for one second, none of those guys are dating me. You know what I mean? That one I love, dating.

dating for the plot. I want you to date him for the plot. Everyone wants to know. Everyone's like so curious. I know and everybody's like I love seeing like all the speculation about like who it is. It's hilarious. And it's such a variety too. I like it because some of the people they think like it is. I'm like you think I could do that? It's like Brad Pitt. I know. A lot of people think Zac Efron. Yeah. But who knows? We don't know. Can't confirm or deny. Can't confirm or deny. Oh my god. If it was Zac Efron I would like literally scream it. First of all I would not be rolling my eyes at a text from Zac Efron.

In fact, Zac Efron, if you are listening. Do you love him? I love him. He's my favorite, actually. He's my all-time favorite. And so many people that come on here have like a Zac Efron hookup story. And I was just like, really? Yeah. So many girls are like, yeah, like me. I have a friend who dabbled in it. But God, everyone gets to dabble with it. I'm so jealous. It never happened. I would do anything. Oh, my God. Well, just like to fulfill like my childhood. Yeah. Like situation. Manifest that.

I'll manifest it. And this is the time to manifest. I think April 20th is coming up and that's like the manifestation day. Is it? Oh, I need to write that down. Oh my God. I would actually gag. Oh my God. That'd be everything. He comes uncancelled. Yeah. I just like, I never close.

And I also like, I, again, I don't like to go on dates because it makes me so nervous that like, I can't really do much with it. It's just a matter of perspective. Cause to us, you're like the ultimate, like cool, hot it girl. And I think you just have to go in with the power that like, I don't care like what happens after this date. Cause I know I can have a hundred other guys after you. I try to feel that way. I have,

been better about that though because I've been feeling like good about myself and it's it's easier now like to see like when a guy rejects me I'm like grossed out by him I'm like bad taste yeah that's so good I'm just feeling like good and so I'm like oh like what hello what's wrong with you but that's what everyone needs for sure and like you are really that girl like you're making like so much money now and you look so good and it's like all this stuff is happening so it's like yeah that confidence is like so key but then I'm like god like even then I'm like you don't want me seriously

Yeah, no. But I only will like the guys who don't. It's like there's probably guys who do. Oh, yeah. There's guys that would like kill themselves to date you 100%. For sure. But I don't want them. I want the guy who doesn't even know what I do for a living. But those guys I always feel like are like, yeah, the insecure ones though. You know what I mean? The ones that like don't because they just can't see or they just have a totally different time. Sometimes you see someone and you're like, oh, my God. I was like not even their type or something, you know? Yeah, I feel that way. Like there's a lot of guys who are like perfect in every way and I'm just like, I don't know. Yeah. Like I don't get it. Do you know Ted Nivison? No.

No, you sent... I think you sent... I looked him up when you sent me that... His Instagram. Who did you send? I said you should date him. I've been on a high... Wait, who is he? Who is he? He's a YouTuber, comedian, filmmaker. He's coming out tomorrow. Yeah, he's coming tomorrow. He's my straight boy crush. So I'm like, if I can't date him, Brooke. Oh my God, I love that. That is such an honor. He's a big influence. Did you look at him? Did you check him out? I didn't really look. I just like...

I was like going through and I have a whole thing right now where I'm avoiding everything. He may be your type, I think. Well, he's my type. And every guy that you've said that you've like dated besides Clinton, I'm like, oh, so hot, you know? So I feel like if I like him, you might like him. He's tall. He wears glasses. He's like a comedian. So I'm like, oh, you like comedians. I don't. I think I might be out of that phase. Well, he's also a YouTuber. So we'll get it. I'm trying to get out of the entertainers. Oh. Wait, what? Out of entertainment completely? Well, I mean...

I mean, not forever, but like I have not having any luck with entertainers and there's like kind of a common theme with them. It's like the ego. And, but then I'm like, what am I? I mean, I have the same job kind of. Yeah. I feel like you need someone that would understand what your job is, especially yours. Cause you're so like, it's,

You're still like influencer in like the best way possible. Like you and Tanner are like influencers. But that is unattractive to a lot of people. I don't think I would want to be with a male influencer. You know what I mean? He's not like other influencers. He's like cool. He barely posts, but every time he posts, he gets like millions of views. It's like, he's just very like relaxed about it. I'll have to check him out. Yeah, we'll chat with him tomorrow and see. We'll pick it up. He just like goes to all the rainforest cafes in the country or something. Oh, really? Yeah, I love that. Or McDonald's or something. Yeah, set it up.

That's the dream. It is. Yeah. I don't even know influencer wise. I don't know who your match would be, but. If Jake Shane was straight, maybe. Oh my God. I love him so much. I have a lot of like, I have a thing too where I'm like attracted to so many gay people and it's like. Same. Like Conan Gray. Who's Conan Gray? I have such a huge crush on Conan Gray. Wait, how have we not talked about him? Who's Conan Gray? He's a singer. He's a singer. He's like best friends with Olivia Rodrigo and he has like.

He's really great music and stuff, but he's like so gay and I am in love with him. Oh, I know. I have a choice of on. He's my gay crush at the moment. But I almost feel like it's like because they're feminine that like I'm like I feel like it's almost like lesbian. Yeah, but like but they have the boy parts, which is like fun. You know what I mean? I love that. So I'm like perfect match. That's why I think I liked it too. Like because I love I love feminine guys in general, like even feminine straight guys. I just like feminine guys. So I feel like, yeah, when you see like a gay guy, when they're really into their femininity, you're just like, oh, I love that. So I'm curious.

carries dials because he kind of like taps into his feminine we don't know if he's straight or gay we don't know he's not out as anything but I think he has a little feminine energy yeah he does he's not like afraid of it at all I just I just had my first experience where I was seeing a guy who's very masculine though and I had never done that before and I loved it because it made me feel so like feminine and girly and like do this for me like

Whereas in my last relationships, I'm like, God, Jesus Christ. Like, can you not kill that butt? Like, oh, yeah. You need someone to come get the maggots out of your apartment. Seriously. Can you believe that? Well, you found someone, you said, right? It was traumatic. She had maggots all over her body.

All over is a little crazy. You have a bougie apartment. You're in a fancy building. But could you believe that? I was so tucked away to where I couldn't see it from like when I'm standing up. I would have had to be like on all fours and I'm not really usually that on all fours in my apartment. Yeah.

So I didn't see it. In what section of your apartment? It was in the kitchen. Oh, yeah. But it didn't smell because it was closed. It was like mostly closed. So I was like, oh, my God, how did this happen? It's easier than you think. Because I remember hearing that and I was like, that could totally happen. Because they don't come out of nowhere. I think that's what you guys were saying. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's what I heard. Where do they come from? They're like fly babies. I know. But where do the flies come from? A pregnant fly just has to like fly in there and then investigate. But how did it fly in there? Because it's from the hallway? You have no flies at all?

I don't know. Never? Because your windows don't open, right? They open. And I have like my balcony and stuff, but I never go out there. Like where the fuck I come from? Sometimes flies sit here. Maybe the vents? I don't know. Plants. Do you have plants? Sometimes we get flies in our plants. I need to get some plants. No, they produce big ass flies. We had one that gave like 5,000

flies. Really? I was so scared. We had these huge flies all over our house and I was like, where'd they come from? Because we don't have our door open either and there's flies everywhere. Yeah. And I also, I can't really take care of things like that, I don't think. Plants. Yeah. Yeah. I can't keep it alive. I can barely keep myself alive. I mean, white people have plants. That is kind of silly, huh? People have a lot of plants too. There's like all the plant gays and mays.

Really? Yeah. It's pretty wild. It's like a rainforest cafe in there almost. Yeah, like people have to hire babysitters for their plants. Yeah, every time they go away. Oh, yeah. It's hard enough to find a cat sitter. Oh, yeah. And then you want to get a second cat after tour, right? I know. I can't wait. But then they just keep adding more dates. I'm like, I'm never going to be happy. How many dates do you guys have now? So you're going back out again this Saturday? Yes. And then we just added a third leg. I think now in total it's like 80-something shows. Oh.

That is... But we've already done 35. That's crazy. That's so wild. It's crazy. But it is so fun. It's like... It's just crazy. Like, what the... Did you miss it? Yeah. Like, you've been on break two weeks. Like, I'm excited to go back out. And I knew I would be, too. But when I was there, I was like, oh, my God. I can't wait to go home. And you were sleeping in the bunk. I was, like, so shook. I was like, oh, my God. First of all, that...

get two buses I would get two buses because like how you sleep in the bunk it's so expensive is it like oh my gosh it's so expensive and Tana paid like I got a lot of money for her to not or for her to have that bedroom so I was like have it oh you wouldn't pay for like you don't want to pay for us on the bus well originally we were splitting it evenly and she has a bedroom so I was like that's not gonna work and so she literally had to write me a check for like a lot of money oh my oh wait I think I would pay anything to

to get that big room. I think I would spend my whole check on it. Well, it just made more sense because she had her boyfriend with her and I honestly loved the bunk. And like she and I should have like kind of separate areas, I think. Yeah, but I was thinking if you get two buses, like Jelly Roll and Bunny have two buses. I know, but they got budget. I think Jelly Roll's on the...

But I was like, that's so bougie. He's doing literal stadiums. You guys should open for him. That'd be everything. Could you imagine? That'd be so on very edge. It would just make perfect sense for us. That would be everything. Because you said he does arenas. What does he do? Arenas? He does like, I mean, he doesn't do like SoFi, but he does like. Arenas is lower than stadium, right? I don't know. None of it makes sense to me. Arenas is like Staples Center or whatever it is now, crypto. And then like SoFi is like.

So you guys could do stadiums with him because it's like you guys together. That would be like everything. We have a really crazy venue for LA. We're excited about that. I don't know if we're supposed to say it. Can you say it now? You can't say it yet. I don't know if I can say it. That's going to be in October, I think. Oh my God. Why is it so far away? I don't know. We have a million other dates. I know. You're like laughing.

show. I know. And we just keep adding more because it really, I mean, it's so, I didn't expect tour to be so profitable. I think it's because we're not musicians. Like musicians, a lot of musicians lose money on tour because you have to pay so many people and we don't. Yeah. You guys have like a, such a simple show in the best way. Like you guys just like go on the chairs and talk and. Yeah. It's just video. We have like a, someone for merch, tour manager.

And that's like literally in our assistance and that's it. Yeah. That's like literally the best. I know my tour, I just always lost money. I loved it, but I was paying like dancers. It's fun and it's, it is worth it, but it is just like, like for how much, like how hard it is on your like mental and everything. It's like, it needs to be profitable. Visible too. The fact that you guys do so many meet and greets after like standing for a meet and greet is the wildest, like three or four hours after a show is like so hard. I just think it's hard for me socially. Cause it's already hard for me. Like we think about like going out to a party and how having to, you know, have all these interactions with people. Yeah.

And then you go home and you have so much anxiety about like what you said or at least I do. And so doing that every night with so many people, I'm like, this is so – like it just makes me anxious. And just wanting to get them like the attention and like the – Yeah. And I want them to get their money's worth and like get what they paid for and like enjoy themselves. It's like having a wedding. You just want everyone to have a good time. Yeah. And so it's – I mean it's amazing. I love meeting everybody but it's so hard for me.

for me to like, conversate. I just never do like conversations. I'm always just like, I'm just cause I'm bad at it. I'm so awkward. I stutter over my words like with you or you, I'm just like so bad. Me too. Me and Tana will find ourselves being like, Oh my God, I love your earlobes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And we're like, what? Like, well,

We make fun of each other because sometimes I'll hear something she said. I'm like, wait, Tana, what? Oh my God, I know. Or I think too much in my head and then I don't even hear what they say and then I feel so bad. I'm like, oh my God, I didn't even hear what you just said. I'm thinking in my own head. Me too. I had to drink almost the whole time because it makes everything easier for me and I hate to say that, but it did. Oh yeah, drinking on tour. I know how Tana stays sober on tour because I'm not even a drinker, but I would drink every show. Not crazy, but yeah, I have shots. I don't get drunk or anything, but I definitely take a few shots before every show. Those were the

best. I love doing that. Like taking shots. And I don't even like them. It's fun because we have our friends with us and stuff too. So it's like fun in the green rooms and stuff. But I tried to do one show without drinking and I literally went like this. I forgot what I was saying just in the middle of my sentence. Forgot what I was saying and I'm just looking and Tana goes, you okay? Oh my god.

Like, I don't know what I was saying. Do you guys, are you guys having the same stories the second leg of tour? No. We're going to switch it up. So when do you get to tell the stories you told on tour? Because we want to know. We're always like, where's the clips? Where's the leaks? I don't know. Like, the first, we did some stories for some shows that I had to, like, retire because I was having so much anxiety about, like, ruining people. Like people you, oh, people you, like, dated or something. Yeah, or, like, I just told, like, kind of a horrible story about a guy for, like, a lot of shows. Named names? And I just felt bad, yeah. No one you talked about before? Mm-mm.

So I don't know if I'll ever tell them because I just feel like that's mean. It's hard. Stories are so hard because they're your stories and you should definitely share them. But then, yeah, when you have such a big audience. And we don't want to bore the actual podcast listeners by like sparing or like leaving our stories for the live shows. But then we don't – it's hard to not repeat because if we only have –

X amount of crazy stories. I think naming names is smart on tour because it's not leaked. Do you know what I mean? You would think that everybody who comes to the show are fans, but I don't think they are. There's a lot of people who literally come to go on Reddit and do a whole thing. That's what I was saying. Why are those people, the haters, not filming? You know what I mean? Because you're like, oh, we trust everyone, but how come the haters are out? So far we've had good experience with not having people leak stuff, but they'll write about it and they'll tell the names and they'll tell everything. Wow, you're respectful haters.

yeah but well it's just like it's like why can't you i mean you paid for it so that is interesting maybe you have to go look more often i never like i said i really don't like to go on reddit either i just don't like to even like give the energy but yeah i mean i had a girl um because we canceled uh the norfolk show and it was like it was a really good reason we weren't allowed to say it but it was a really good reason and i got a dm from a girl who was literally like i

hate you. Are you kidding? Like just so crazy. And I'm like, I wanted to respond and be like, I didn't want you there anyway. If you're this mean to me because we canceled a show for a really, really valid reason, then we don't want you there. Yeah.

That's wild. She was so, and she goes, you're such a pic, you're such a little pick me brat. Like all this crazy stuff. It was like my, cause you canceled the show. Did you DM, did you DM back or no? I wanted to so bad, but I chose peace. I love that you look, are you looking in your requests? You just look, I look in my requests all the time. Really? I never do.

Me neither. What are you looking for? It's a lot of nice, like I get a lot of nice people. I get very few mean people. In the DMs. We talk about it all the time, but I always just get anxious. Even responding to you, I'm like, when you added me to your close friends, it was like, it was literally like better than winning Miami. I was like, this is so cool. I mean, what? Miami? Miami. Oh, Miami. Miami. Oh, Miami. I thought you said Miami too. Yeah.

Where is that? Me? She does always have it behind you. I know. I should keep it. I would bring it in my pocket everywhere I went. Are you kidding me? For sure. Yeah. No, like your close friends was like, it was more of an honor to me, I think. But I get so anxious. I'm like, should I respond? No, we are all exactly the same. I'm the same way. Like she said something nice to me. I couldn't even open it. Because I'm like, I don't know why. I don't know what that is. But I turned, it helped me that they turned off like the scene. Like you can't see that someone's seen a message anymore. Oh, really? But even then, like I'm so conditioned now that I just won't open it. Don't open it. I'm the same way. I'm the same way.

I don't, I almost had you were going to DM her. I was like, let me DM her. Cause I always feel like I ask you to, and I was like, I'll DM just, I don't know. I get, but I get anxious too. Cause I'm like, I don't, I wonder what that is. I don't know. Nothing's that serious. It's not that serious. And I always want to be like, I know you're busy. Don't worry about it. If you can't like, I'm very just that person. It stems from like me feeling like people don't want to be talking to me. So like, so I'm like, oh, I don't want to be annoying. The rejection is real. It's like, yeah.

It is crazy because we were talking about that the other day, just like rejection in general. I'm like, I actually haven't gotten rejected that much. And in fact, like, would you prefer to be left on scene or like someone just straight up like be like, stop messaging me? It would depend on the circumstance. Like if it were like a boy, I would probably rather be just ghosted. Ghosted. What if you're like asking like, like you want to be friends with someone, you know, like the aloe girl or something like that. The ones that. I would for sure rather be left on scene. Oh my gosh. I would hate to be like, oh no, sorry. Like you're not my vibe or something. Yeah. I think people.

That's what I've always said. I got canceled for ghosting Nick Hiccato Avocado like five years ago. Well, that was different. He flew to LA. I guess I shouldn't have ghosted him because he didn't fly to LA to see me. That's different. But I think in general, I think ghosting – and I'm still so sorry to Nick Hiccato. I want him on the podcast. Please reach out. But I think ghosting in general is like just plighter. Like I've been ghosted by so many guys on like Bumble and stuff and I'm just like –

It's better that than like I've had guys also tell me like you're too chubby or something. And I'm like, that's like the worst feeling. Yeah. Well, I've had like – I've had situations where like a guy will like – or he will want to stop talking to me or something and then he'll want to have a conversation about it. I'm like, first of all, you don't want me and now you want me to sit through a phone call of you telling me

why? Yeah. I don't want to know why. That doesn't make sense to me either at all. I don't know. I'm just so nosy that I want to know even though like it kills me. Well sometimes I pretend I want to know and then I find out and then I did not want to. Yeah. Never. They just don't like you. Just piece at that. You know what I mean? Like that's all I need to know. I said that to a guy recently. I'm like you literally basically you just don't like me. I don't need to hear the low down for why. He wanted to like explain to you. Yeah. He's like let me just. Yeah. I'm like

I'm like, huh? Did he get any far at all telling you why he didn't like you? Nope. He just shut it down. I said, you could go ahead and keep that one to yourself. No, I'm curious though. Like, not for me. I would love to know like you because I just feel like you're kind of like the perfect edge. That's so nice. But you know what? There's got to be a little something. I know.

I know. I want to know now. We should interview your exes. I know. Well, you know what I wonder? Because I've been going on so many podcasts and stuff. Now that I am over the Clinton thing, I'm just saying it left and right. I always talk about it. I love it. And I would love to hear what he says about it. When asked and stuff, God, I would do anything to be like a fly on the wall to hear him say what's wrong with me. Would you have mine canceled? Yes. Yes.

Oh my God. Please come on. I'm sure he would, right? Like he, he was. Absolutely not. He wouldn't go anywhere near me. Wait, I don't know. I feel like you don't want enough time has passed. No, but I like, I have had girls reach out to me and be like, yeah, he told me that you were crazy and you had BPD and you just made all this up. And like, I'm like, okay, that's crazy. Wait till you.

You'll learn on your own. Yeah, yeah. There's like proof of him like lying and stuff like that. That's like crazy. But I would love to see that crossover episode. Oh, my God. He's going to have to come out one day. I'm going to see him. Where are you? Come on, Jess Trish. We have Burke's blessing. I want to know. I want to know.

He's like, you know, my friends or one of my friends has run into him like three times. I'm like, God, I would do anything to run into him. It just to be like, because I haven't seen him. Because that time that I put stuff outside my door and said like, see you later. Never talk to me again. I never have seen him again. Wow.

Isn't that crazy? And then you're just like, yeah. Then you're like, what do they think? Like it was someone I saw every single day and then I just actually never saw him again. I've never had a situation like that before in my life. Looking back, do you – like obviously you were attracted to him in the moment. But now is there – that was funny. Because we were talking about that. I don't know why we were talking about that. Yeah. Because we always talk about Brooke every episode ever. We're like, why would she be with Clinton when she's so much hotter? But –

I really don't care. I don't think I care about that at all. Like, if a guy was, like, super amazing and, like, he could be uglier than Clinton and I would probably still like him. But that situation, yeah, no, I wasn't. I wasn't super. Like, now you look at him and you're not like, oh, he's still. I loved him. I for sure, like, loved him and I wanted to be around him and stuff. But I don't know. I thought I was asexual. When you were with him? Fully. Oh. I was like, oh, my God, what's happening to me? Wrong. Wait, really? Wrong. But you were in love with him, but you weren't, like, turned on. At all.

And I've never had that. But I also, I had historically always been with like kind of unattractive guys. So I didn't, until I like started dabbling in hot guys, I was like, oh. Yeah. That's what's like on the list.

I love dabbling in hot guys. It's so fun. I've never, oh, this is how it goes. He's my only hot guy I've dabbled in, but I've never dabbled in a hot guy before. I was just like, I don't even know what that is. Well, me neither because I was like, I don't know. I just wasn't into it. That's so interesting because I definitely dated lots of uggos and it's like, I was definitely into it though. I was definitely always like,

horny for it you know what I mean but they were like definitely and looking back you're like oh my god they're so ugly but I have two I also like some of the people that I've been like most the most like sexually attracted to are not attracted like attractive people at all interesting but that's interesting that you're in love with someone and not like sexually attracted that's interesting yeah well I also like it could have been just like a weird like when you're with somebody that much I get like physically attached to somebody like I feel like right even friends and stuff like I just who maybe I didn't even love him no I feel like you did I just

I really am like trying to think because I know what you're saying and you feel like you just want to be around him all the time which means I would think you'd want to have sex all the time because that's even like closer. You're just like as close as you could possibly be. Oh. There's nothing wrong with it. I think that's interesting. I just think that's such an interesting thing. And only with him or have you experienced that with other guys that you've liked? No. That was it. Wow. Did you ever like talk to like a therapist about it when you were like with him being like why am I not like sexually attracted to him? No because I think I knew why. Oh.

That is so interesting, but you were in love with him. I'm so shook by this. I know. Even how horrible he is, though, I feel mean saying that because it's like – to me, I

I don't care if you're ugly, but you can't have an ugly personality. She was a struggle. So at the time you thought he had an ugly personality too, like while you were dating, you're kind of like, you kind of knew in the back of your mind. Yeah, for sure. But you kind of, I know I've been there. I've been there where you just know like something's off and you're like, I'm still in love with you. Like I totally get it. I just wanted to have, I loved having a boyfriend. I loved being a girlfriend. Like I loved having someone to do everything with and what we were doing and stuff. I loved that. So I think I just loved being in a relationship.

No, it's amazing. It is the best thing. I was in love with this guy from like 21 to 24 and like in love. And it was kind of the same situation. I ended up doing like a video exposing him, like just calling him out, finding out he had like a whole living girlfriend and stuff. So I did this whole thing. Oh my God, you got bamboozled too. Yeah.

I was bamboozled. And like I was 23 at the time. And then maybe hindsight, I should look back and like I should have known something somewhere was amiss. But it is weird. And I didn't hear from him for years either. And I would always constantly talk about him and stuff like that. And literally like last year, it was like 15 years later, I get a text that's like, hi. Oh my God. I think I heard you talking about this on the podcast. Yeah.

And it was someone that I was like in love with. And he was like literally like 50 something. But I was like in love with. And I remember I was like literally. I mean, I already had Malibu out of this. I remember I like screenshots into my sister sent it to Moses. I'm like, oh, my God, what do I do? Because it was like so how trauma. He had like a hold. Not like an in love hold, but like this weird hold where I'm like, I'm like, yeah, because it's heavy. Like, oh, my God. Like, yeah. I don't know if I heard from him. I would die. That's what I'm saying. Like you would lose your breath. You'd be like if he's like high Elvis.

But did you or no? Because he feels dead. He never did because Matt Rife did, but he didn't. Yeah, no. Well, he has. Actually, no, he has. Okay. He called me June of last year. So like not, I mean like-

a year ago. Did you pick up? I picked up and he goes, I'm in LA, come meet me. I go, whoa. And I almost did, honest to God, just because I was like, I want to see you. I want to have a conversation. I got in the shower and then I like came to my senses and I called him back and I was like, yeah, I'm not coming over. Oh, because you kind of got that a little bit already than that little bit of him reaching out to you. All I wanted to know was that he wanted me to come over. Especially now you're like the hottest ever, not just physically, but also just like blowing up everywhere, you know? That's so nice. I'm like, honestly, it was the best thing that ever happened to me. I was like,

He was so ugly. No, because he – well, I love you. I love it. That spiral was like – same thing as like getting like fired from my job. I'm like that led me to this. You know what I mean? That's true. Yeah. Like that kind of stuff I totally believe in all the time. Like you're like, oh, man, I like lost the best thing ever and then something else like comes along. I don't know. I know what to look for now. For his warning signs. And what to avoid. Yeah.

What's your biggest red flag? Lying. Of course. But how do you know someone's lying like. You know. Well, I know. Right away you do? Yeah. Well, he was. I knew when he was lying because he wasn't even good at it. But you knew right away like this is not your accent. You're not Australian. I didn't know that part. Oh.

Okay. That's what I'm saying. But I haven't spent enough time around. If I maybe heard it now, I'd be like, yeah, that's not quite right. That's not real. Interesting. Oh my God. That's a whole new bag of worms. I didn't know about this. It makes sense though. More of it makes sense. That was just so strange. You have to wonder, what kind of mental illness is that? That's a whole different one. Maybe it's a new one. You know, like borderline is very new. People talk about it. Maybe there's a new one. Yeah, this is definitely not in what it's called. The book. What?

The book. Y'all know the book. That one. Is there one? I don't know. It's like DMT. Oh, DBT? Yeah, I don't know. I dropped out. Oh.

book or a college book? It's basically a book of all the mental illnesses. Oh, we should read that. Just start going through what do we have. It's like a dictionary, literally. Because you were doing all those podcasts. You were saying you were doing so many podcasts and stuff like that. Are you still saying yes to all of them? Because I know that was your resolution this year, say yes to more. I'm not saying yes to all of them. Honestly, you can't really shame Brittany. I've been ghosting a couple people.

Once again, not to bring that up, but that's what I'm saying is I definitely have too. I definitely have said like, I've also said I'll pass to people. Like, you know what I mean? I think it's like just like a normal thing. Obviously you can't do everyone's podcast. Yeah. I think it was just particularly for me. I was like, I just am so protective of Tana right now. I'm like, that was mean. Same. Yeah. I've been turning people like not a lot of people down, but like I've turned down like probably a couple. And you just leave them on scene. You don't say I'll pass. Yeah. I think that's,

think that's better I think I've said I'll pass like sometimes if it goes through like now that I have like you know agents I feel like now I have to tell them I'll pass otherwise I think it's rude to like ghost them because they're like literally my agents but if it's like someone directly I usually just like oh my god wait how have you liked being with your agency I mean so far I

so far it's so good it's brand new yeah and also like I'm about to give birth in a couple weeks so I think like after more things will like but they're like they're really good in the sense of like connecting me with people and things to do yeah I'm so excited because you you're so huge like you're like that to me like you are the most famous oh my I just feel like you should be doing like god everything uh I would love I would just love to do we talked about it you know like just doing acting like the stuff like like you said like I feel like to get on Dancing with the Stars or movies like I want to do like a lifetime movie or something you know what I mean and I think you have to like my family

My family's an agent because I've been in Hollywood now for like 18 years and I'm just like, I've never gotten an opportunity. It's just time. Sometimes I didn't realize how much help I needed because now I'm with Greg, Charlie's manager, and he has all the Charlie people. And so since I've been with him, I feel like I've had so much more opportunity. You've gotten so much. I feel like it's going to be the same way. You're with Will as a paramount. He just has so many – he's just so good at what he does. You have to find those people that have those connections already because no matter how out there you are,

Yeah, you can try all day. You can do it yourself all day. But like if you don't have those relationships, like it's going to be harder. So I feel like I'm just so excited to see all the things you do. No, I'm excited for you too. I was like thinking like now that you're with him, I'm like you'll get so many. Like when you're talking about Dancing with the Stars, I'm like I see it for sure. I want to go on so bad. That for sure is going to happen. Like they've had like influencers like Harry Jowling. Yeah, they had Olivia Jade, Hayes Greer. JoJo. JoJo. But –

She's pretty mainstream, I guess. But Harry, he's like, you know, to me, he wasn't mainstream. He's pretty huge. He was so involved with Netflix and stuff that I feel like that would make sense. Oh, I didn't know. Yeah, he was on like four different Netflix shows. Oh, I literally just thought he did like OF and I was like, wow. And he definitely has like a crazy PR team. No, I know. I was asking too when I did Call Her Daddy. I'm like, how did you get on Jimmy Fallon? Those are the things I was like. Gosh, she is making a killing. She has a big publicist. I was like, man, I need to get on that. Well, I bet. Gosh, the $60 million deal, I'm like.

she's trying to get 100 million now i know that's i heard someone told me that spotify is not giving money out like that no spotify is broke in my opinion i feel like they spent all their money because i was thinking this whole time that was kind of our end goal like we wanted a spotify deal but i'm like i don't think they're doing that they're not like renewing and um amazon is in the money now right amazon prime has the money that's where zach is but that's where everyone is i thought they like canceled his or they went bankrupt or something zach's at the amazon building um

Who else do they have? They have big shows. They've been doing... Mr. Beast one. Mr. Beast they're doing. I think they have money now. Oh. I know what you're talking about. He was with something else that was like a subsidiary of Amazon. Oh, okay. The guy you went on a date with that you said was like masculine. Like what was the masculine qualities that he had? Was it personality or was it like he's a big guy? Well, he was like someone I was actually... You guys know about him. But... Oh, the one you... Okay. Yeah. He's like... He's just very...

very outdoorsy. Like I would call him for like anything manly, whereas I would never do that for any of my other like boyfriends and stuff. I would be like, he cannot do that. He can't change a tire. He cannot help me with this. Like, so this one was fun because I felt very feminine and it just felt like, do you take care of me? I'm just a little girl. Yeah.

That is the best when you find a guy like that. Yeah. I always call – I always say Moses like feminine, but that's because he's like creative and arts, but he's like definitely takes care of everything. No, yeah. That's kind of what I mean. It's just like – not that I'm into gender roles, but I think I might be a little into gender roles. That's normal when you – Sometimes you just want to feel like a little girl. Yeah. I do. I do. And it just was nice to feel like – just like –

like somebody was there to help me and stuff and do things. I think that's what you need. And even still like we're not even really like together. I'll call him. I'll be like, can you take the top off my car? And he does it? That's definitely what you need. I feel like finding someone who like actually like does stuff for me. I always did everything myself and then I would take care of that person too. And as I find someone that like takes care of you, it really does make such a difference. You're like, oh, my life is so much easier now. Yeah, I think that's like what I'm going to look for. I think because I don't want to marry someone who doesn't want to.

who can't change a tire. My grandpa always tells me that. He'll say like, well, can that guy change a tire? That is actually so real. Or will he call somebody? Is he calling AAA? Embarrassing. That's so real though. Every guy I've dated would always be a call AAA person and then he'll just be like, I'll change the tire. I'll do this. I'll build it. I'm like, okay, you know what I mean? I can't be with like a little diva guy who like needs somebody, like other people to do it. I'm like, do it yourself. You're a man. And entertainment people are the worst because they are the people that want to be catered to. So it is kind of hard. You need someone to cater to you for sure. I feel like

Aloe is a good place to meet guys though wouldn't it be? Yeah it is and that's what I was kind of saying like I really do think just socially it's good for me because I go in there you don't know who's going to be there it was like kind of like when I was working at Catch you'd be like who am I going to meet today? That is fun yeah. When I was single at the gym that's where I met a lot of guys surprisingly. Like they come up to you or you go up to them or what? Do you see each other? Yeah like see each other one of them was a trainer that was like when my peak skinny era when I was a bobblehead it was so fun I miss being a little bobblehead I love bobbleheads you do that shirt

You're a bobblehead. One of them was in trainer and then I would see some on Grindr but then I'd be too scared because I still I was like body ismorphic and I thought it was still fat but then they would come up to me after seeing me on Grindr or whatever. Yeah. I was like really getting at the gym. That's where I was at. Yeah. Isn't it like I hear that like Equinox like West Hollywood is like the gay like all 24 hour West Hollywood too. Like it's

That's where it's at. Yeah, that's where it's at. Like I hear the steam rooms over there are wild. Oh shit. Wait, really? Yeah. I didn't know. Really? What kind of fun? I just love it so much. Like I see just so many athletes in the day and like just people that I never would be around normally. And I'm like, oh my God, maybe that's my husband. Oh my gosh. And I have like, there's this girl, Sophie, who she's the one who coordinates like who comes, she makes the schedule and stuff. And she's like one of my really close friends now. And I'll like, I'll literally be like, set me up with that guy. Oh my God. Just yesterday I was like, who's that hot guy? And she's like, that's literally my cousin.

Oh my God. So she has an in. Yeah. Like you can connect us. Well, she's, yeah, no, she's the one, she's the one who decides who comes and stuff and she's just the cutest. So you are open to dating. You just said you don't love going on dates, but you're open to dating. Yeah, I think so. I think I have to meet somebody first. It's, it makes me really nervous to like meet someone who I haven't met already. Like if I organically meet somebody out and then they want to go out, that's different.

Right. That's why I think your A-list person is great because you've already seen him out a couple times. But I run into him. Like that's the thing. Like the date that we're talking about, I ran into him. That's destiny. That's fate. And it was so funny too because they wouldn't give me a table too. They were like, sorry, like we're booked. And then of course he comes up to me and now all of a sudden they have a table for me. So I'm like, well. Isn't that everything? That's so fierce. I instantly be like, panty drop. I'm like, yeah, that's so hot. Thank you. Yeah.

everything. That's meant to be. How often, first of all, do you run into anyone you know, but then someone like him, like if I ran into him, I'd be like, oh my gosh, you know what I mean? Like that's crazy. It's easy to do. That man is everywhere. I've never once seen him out. I used to DM him too. I used to DM him back in the day and be like, hey, hi. He's just not, that does not feel like a match for me at all. Do you know what it is? He's not changing. Everyone's tired.

Well, that's fine. Someone like him is fine. Like, yeah, that makes sense. I'll change your tire. We have to stop living vicariously through Brooke. I know. She can't date Ted because of me. She can't date this guy because of you. I don't like it, though. I know. I do love it. I do love it just because you really can get anyone and I think that's what's amazing. I love the cute... God, I'm like, I wish it were true. It literally is not true. But I also think, like, it's a thing, too. When you're not ready or, like...

like ready to date, you'll intentionally go for people you know also aren't ready to date. That's kind of like the situations I keep getting myself into. And you're like touring and stuff now so it's kind of like not the right time because it'd be weird. But I just am so jealous of Tana because Tana just, it's so nice for her to have her like boyfriend on the road and stuff and not that everyone can just like drop their lives and come on the road. Right.

But I love the concept of like being on tour with my boyfriend. Yeah. Like come with me. How was that? How was that? Because you guys were like a little three's company. You guys were always together. Yeah. It was really actually fun. I love him so much. He's like – he's really great. And he just helps her. He makes her like want to be better I think too. So it just was good for her. No. She definitely is like – when you guys came back from tour, your first podcast back, she was like glowing. She was like tan.

and just like it's crazy we thought that we were gonna die we thought we were gonna come back hating each other and like burn the place to the ground like no more podcast like we were really prepared for that because we fought so much the first time and this one was like it is like scary because now when we see each other we're like oh my

Oh, I love that. You both look, yeah, you both look just like so happy and like thriving. And I think that's like, you guys bonded in a good way. I guess the bus was good. Yeah. Well, it was good. Cause like, I almost feel like, like we, somewhere along the way, we stopped being like so much friends as we were like business partners. And we were, she's still my friend and stuff, but we were seeing each other so much for the podcast and stuff that we weren't spending hardly any time together, like outside of that. And it's like, it felt like we had a kid, like we were like married and we had a kid and now all our focus is going into the kid. That was like the podcast. Yeah.

And so this was like the first time we got to really spend time together and like remember why we were friends. Yeah. Without just that. It was so fun. And that's the best when you can be friends and make money and do all of that. Yeah. What is hard? Like just working with anybody you have any sort of relationship with already is just like complicated anyway. And you start like resenting each other and fighting over things. And we were in a place where we were like just fighting all the time.

So it was nice to like, oh, like this is, I forgot why I loved you so much. And you guys were matching every like tour. You guys had the matching. Were they Steve Madden or Mew Mew Boots? Which one? Steve Madden. You know I'm not buying anyone's Mew Mew Boot. I love them. Although there is a Mew Mew cowboy hat that I keep seeing people wearing and I'm like, I think I do have to invest in that. Alicia Marie had one I think at Coachella. Yeah. It was so cute. I just went on their podcast yesterday. Wait, really? Which one? Oh, Prince.

Oh, Pretty Basic. I know they have like 17 now. I'm pretty unfiltered because that's iconic. I wouldn't want that one. No, yeah. I went on Pretty Basic. Their set is insane. They have a whole... Oh my God. Really? Because you can't see all of it on camera. It's like not... Even in the wide shot, like you cannot see... Their set like goes...

It's so high. It's so crazy. Oh my God. It's not in an apartment. I thought it used to be in an apartment. It is in an apartment. But it has really tall ceilings. It's just amazing. I'm like, who built this? Is there a second set in there? The pretty unfiltered one that they do with Zane and Heath? I want to know where that is. I don't know. It might have been. If it would have had to be like behind the one that I was in. Oh, I want to know so much.

I want to know everything about them. It's always our hot topic. Yeah, I have such a fascination with all of them. Alicia and Rem. I don't know them at all, but I love them. Oh, they're so cute. I'm obsessed with Remy. She's like one of my comfort people that I just watch all the time. I used to watch her all the time, like literally like even 10 years ago. I used to watch her like when she was in college. She was like a sorority girl and I was just like obsessed with her. I love it. You know who watches them? Lana Del Rey. That's...

Do they give you a P.A. Coachella? I know, but does that make you think that Lana Del Rey probably knows or has like seen our faces at one point in life or in time? She loves us. She loves Jess Church. Yeah, I get it.

But like, that makes me feel like she's really like online. I feel like she's more like you and Tana coded for sure. I don't know what she would think about us. Definitely not us. If she likes Remy and Alicia, she does not like us. No, I don't know. Lana's like funny. She, I feel like she's with it. Right. That's why she likes Remy and Alicia, not us. No, you need to give yourself more credit. Oh, but she'll probably watch your episode then. And then,

Oh, yeah. She'll see you. If she knows Ali, no offense. But she's like, you know. I'm really like getting too, my head's getting too big. I'm like, Lana probably knows that. I wonder if she would go on your, I wonder if she goes on their podcast. I don't think she goes anywhere, honestly. Really? She goes to the Waffle House. I know. Was that real? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't know. She obviously wasn't working, but they probably just gave her a uniform. God, I love her so much. I feel like places let you do that. I did that with Ray and Kane. It's like, you want to work? I didn't get any money.

like money or anything where we i want to work somewhere that would be so fun remember when charlie got in trouble for oh yeah it is weird it's like a double standard again because like people yeah i kind of felt bad for them because people kind of live when i do it and then that's like charlie does it and like oh no it's like i don't know i guess they hold it it might make a difference too that like i don't think those girls have ever had to have a real job because they're so young that's true so it might be like like maybe if i were to do it it's like okay wait no i like literally worked at walmart did you wear a walmart no but like oh i

I might as well have. I work at a strip club, so. I've worked so many random places. Where's like a chain you worked at? The only chain I worked at was, well, I worked at a Z Tejas, which is like, I don't think that that's, you would know about it, but it's like a Texas Roadhouse kind of vibe. But I also worked at,

the juice bar and not kidding to this day, that was the hardest job I've ever had. It was so hard and everyone was so mean to me. I quit. I pretended to break my leg and I quit. And then I forgot that I was, why did you do that? Yeah, exactly. I, sometimes I don't think about the consequences of my own actions because I was going to see those people again. So, you know who had to commit to the broken leg for a long time? Me. I was wobbling. I,

I love that you like do a dramatic exit because you really could just make it quick. I had to because I felt so – oh, my God. I was so anxious about it. But I had to quit because it was so hard. And I was doing everything wrong. One time I accidentally charged someone $13,000. What? And did it go through? And it was like such a scandal. But it was because like I don't know what I was doing. You just did the nuts. Juice is really hard. Juice is hard. I've worked at juice bars. Well, juicing is physically hard. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, you had to do the actual juicing. Yeah, and I was like making the smoothies and stuff and I didn't know what I was doing and it was so like fast paced and there were so many orders. I could not handle it. So you would take the fruit and like literally just juice. That is actually crazy. And it's hard because there's so many and I'm like, oh my gosh, I was so bad at it. I used to work at like Coffee Bean and just doing the different pumps and how hot people want their coffee. Yeah, you would never get your coffee right if I were working there. Yeah, same. It's so hard. We're Target girly. So we actually did work at Target. So that would make sense. We really did.

I love Target. I think that would be fun. It was pretty fun. Yeah. Right?

I mean, I didn't love mine, but I didn't love any job I had. I would just lie about like the TVs and stuff because I didn't really know. So I would just make stuff up. Yeah, that's the thing. I don't think I've ever been like good at a job, like are known enough. It's hard. I mean, that's hard. Like to be good. That's why I always commend anyone, fast food employees, anybody, because it's actually like so hard to get like the orders right and all that stuff. It's just like tedious too. It's a lot of work and people who can do it. And the ones that do it and have like a smile on their face, like every time I go to Arby's, they're always so freaking happy. And I was like –

That's amazing. I love Arby's and everyone is so mean about Arby's. I love Arby's too. It is so good. We had Arby's. We sold it in my high school and I had an Arby's sandwich every single day at high school. They sponsored your high school or what? Yeah, well like they just had them like so many of them every day and they had Domino's too. Wow.

Domino's has a new New York style pizza right now. It sounds so good. What do you get at Arby's? You get the sandwiches. I had just a roast beef sandwich. The Arby's sauce, it's so good. And I haven't had it in so many years. I drive literally 30 minutes like once a week to go get Arby's. It's in Simi Valley. Honestly, you know what? I'm about to go to Arby's.

So good. There's one in Hollywood, right? On Sunset? Oh, yeah, there is. Yeah, they used to have one with a big hat. It used to be a big Arby's hat. I think it still is there, the hat, because that's what I'm thinking of right now. It's right by the KTLA studios. I'd always go for auditions and then I'd go get Arby's. It's so good. Their cheese sticks are amazing. And everyone's so mean about it. I'm like, gosh. I think it's such a slay. They have mozzarella sticks, cheese fries. All their stuff is so good. I just get the sides. Justice for Arby's. Seriously, I love it too. It gets a bad rap. We like fast food. We like Wendy's, Arby's, Arby's.

All of it. Me too. We respect it. I think that's the thing too. It's like, you know, we respect the art of fast food. So it's like when I put on the uniform, it's like I'm a fan. It's not like I'm trying to like insult anybody. Yeah. I just have a hard time. Like the Walmart thing, it's like, you know when somebody clearly was not in creative control. Yeah. You can't like...

You know what I mean? If someone's – you know, they got paid for probably hundreds of thousands of dollars. And they were just like, oh, my God, how cute. Yeah, we're going to work at Walmart. And then her, like, little – when she tucked her hair behind her ear, she was, like, scanning. It was all – looking back, it was camp. But, like, in the moment – I'm so into her right now. I'm, like, she's dancing again. I am obsessed with her. Oh, I was trying to learn that dance right before you came. The one where she's like, I don't drive because I have a chauffeur. Like, that one. It's so – she's – whatever she's doing, I know I can't do. She had $23 million on that one, too. That little one where she's, like, doing – I'm like –

I love Charlie too. I love her. I saw her so much this weekend. She's just the cutest. Oh my gosh. You were hanging out with Coachella. Did you hang out with Tana at Coachella or did you just hang out by yourselves? Well, Tana gets to Coachella super late. And you're there super early. So I always go way before her, but I'll see her usually late at night. But I was with, yeah, I brought my friend Bebe, my best friend, and then... Rexa? Yeah, no. I call her Bebe because her name is Brooke too and I don't want to get us mixed up. I like Bebe. That's cute. So we would go early in the day and then we'd

We met up with Madeline the whole time and I was like, I love you. Wow. And you guys were not at the Tartt house. You just went to Tartt parties. I didn't go to Tartt anything. Oh, okay. You went to Guess. I went to Guess for an after party. That was where I saw Justin and Hailey. Oh, my God.

Everyone was at the guest house. That was like the place to be. It's not, it's the craziest thing. It's not even, it's not a house. It's a neighborhood. Like it's an entire neighborhood and all the houses are exactly the same. Like the big white amazing houses, all the pools and stuff. And so there were like houses, like the houses are numbered and you have to like get let in. It's a compound, but like.

It's actually like a little, I don't want to say creepy because I'm really hoping to be invited eventually. Yeah, shout out Guess. I love that brand. But it's kind of, it reminds me of Don't Worry Darling. Yeah. It's creepy, like perfect neighborhood. It's like kind of like eerie. Well, they shot it down there, didn't they? Don't Worry Darling was in Palm Springs, I think. Oh. Maybe it was the neighborhood. Yeah, well, that's what it felt. Well, no, it just feels like everything's so uniform and like kind of, it's just kind of like creepy. I love that though. I love Guess. Guess is my dream brand because Anna Nicole Smith used to model for them. And I'm like, I remember seeing her ads on like the bags

the black and white ads. It is so good. It reminds me of like Brooke Shields or like, because it's the classics like Tommy Hilfiger, like Gas, all of those. Like I would love to do like, I don't know, anything.

I don't know. And Guess has like Guess jeans now and I'm obsessed with jeans. Oh my God. No, that would be so iconic. I wish they'd bring back the bags too, like the black and white bags and you could be on there. That'd be so cool. Everything about Guess is cool. They're like my dream too. I love them. And I'm like, let us in. Maybe they'll invite us next year. I did not get invited at all to anything, but at least you got invited to the house. That was pretty good. Well, only because Madeline was staying there. Oh, she was. How many were staying there?

Hundreds, literally. I was a little jealous. They were like, I Spice was staying there. Wait, what? She was actually staying overnight? Uh-huh. She had one of the houses. Like, everybody was like in different houses. Like, just the one house. Like, house eight had like, Larray, Quenlin, like...

Wow. As one time I was jealous I wasn't in the vlog squad. I'm like, damn, missed out. I know. They were really like all of them get to go. And they all were like modeling. They had their guest shirts on. And I was kind of like a little jealous. They're good for the content. I have a hard time. I don't think – I was telling you before. I don't think I would go with a brand again because it's just like a lot of pressure. Wait. Pressure like how? Like you can't do your own thing? Because if I'm at a festival, I'm already like overwhelmed and I'm probably drunk and I'm like dying. Yeah. I don't want to think about having to take content and stuff and like –

having to do because you you have to like show up to the things that they want you to show up to and do everything it's almost like it's a job you can't really just like enjoy yourself who did you like the best at coachella oh renee really yeah well lana i mean of course lana was like a spiritual experience but i was so excited to see renee because i just love her wow there's like one performance of hers that i watch every single day over and over and over again snow angel on snl and i fast forward to two minutes and 42 seconds to hear her say the words

uh blame him cuz it is so amazing that's when she's on the ground is she like yeah she starts on the ground i haven't seen it oh my gosh i have i'm gonna send it to you it is the most like i can't describe how it makes me feel so i got to see her sing it live and i was sick wow how close were you not that close

Well, Jake should have got you up there. Right. I know. Renee follows me randomly. She followed me like over a year ago. Oh my God. Have you DM'd her? Yes. No, she DM'd me a couple. No. She DM'd me like a month ago and she goes, oh my God. I was so gagged. She was like. Did you frame it? I want to know.

I sent it to everyone I know because I'm like, I can't believe this. She said like, she goes, oh my God, like you're so funny or something. She goes, I love you. And I was like, I responded. I go, you can't, you literally can't say that to me. I like, I'm going to die. And then what happened? Did she reply or that's it? She replied. And then I don't think I could reply because I'm, I don't know. I don't even know. But I was so scared of her. I like, I just love her. Oh my God. That's so exciting. Yeah. I know when you get like that DM and you're just like, what do I say? I screenshot to everyone. I'm like, what do I say? The weekend literally was like, just thank you for your support. I was like, what do I say? Yeah.

I texted all my pictures of wearing his shirt. So like, look how big of a fan I am. I love you. You're so funny. I know. Oh my God. I was. I feel like that's so exciting. Renee Rapp. Yeah. As soon as a celebrity like DMs me, then I'm a stan forever. It's like, today you can do no wrong. I'm like, okay. We're friends now. Yeah. If I feel like someone's like a good person, I'm like, I will support you until the day I die. And she's just so talented. Yeah. Yeah. And she's cool. Like just her personality, her brand. She doesn't give a. Yeah. She's just like, she'll say anything. And she's funny. She's not afraid of getting canceled. It's like.

which I'm terrified personally of getting canceled. Well, influencer world is just like that. Like you just can't be canceled for anything even though you have a podcast called Canceled. I know. I said the other day in an episode that I peed in the middle of Coachella and I've been like losing sleep over it because I'm like, what if people are like mad at me about it? No, if you pee yourself. Well, I did it on purpose. Wait, what? You were trying to get out of something? We like went to a little corner and we just, we were going to die so we all had to pee. Oh,

People do that, like a little squat. Yeah, people throw up. If a man did it, it'd be no biggie. That is true. Men do it all the time. But it's so much harder as a girl. How did you wipe? Oh, drip dry? Who knows? I was shaking.

It's Coachella. That's true. You probably dry it quick. It's like Survivor almost. I was literally in Survivor. I mean, also, yeah, there are bathrooms. I don't know how it works out there. There's bathrooms. Yeah. Yeah. I maybe would have just peed myself maybe so that way it just goes down your boot or something. I know. Well, I didn't want a soggy boot. Did you wear boots? Oh, you did. What shop did we see? Oh, the white shorts with the black. Was there boots with that? Yeah. I wore boots every day. With the earrings. Everyone was wearing boots. It was a hot or cold because everyone had boots with shorts. Freezing.

Was it really? It was super hot during the day and then freezing cold at night. We couldn't tell the temperature based on people's looks. A lot of furry boots too. Furry boots were definitely the in thing, yeah. Yeah, Tana wore the furry boots. I almost had to burn them. You hate it, huh? Oh, it'll live. I'm not into the furry boots. They remind me of like a Yeti. I kind of live for that. They make people's legs look so skinny. I'm always just like, wow, they have huge boobs. Oh my God, you would look so cute. Oh my, your legs would be non-existent. They'd be like little sticks. They'd be cute. I would hate that. I've always had like these chicken legs and it's so funny.

Someone tagged me and there's like a video of, you know, the dance. It's like, wave your boots, stop working. Someone had chopsticks in penne pasta. And I got tagged in that so many times. I was like, oh my gosh. Wait, like the penne noodles? Yes. Oh, that's good. And those were the boots. It's actually the cutest video. You kind of started that trend because you did that like months ago. I don't think I started it, but I love that dance. It was definitely not as popular because I went to go see on the sound, like popular. And then like it was you were on there. It was the one where you're like holding your chest and you're just like, boots.

I was like, oh yeah. But now that you're trying to, it's like showing your chest, like the boots. Well, I just, that was, that outfit was going to, I was, someone was going to get hit. It was so cute though. You know, that's like, well, she, I mean, she did like a pop album before, but, um, she's a friend of mine. She's like, I went to Catalina Island with Lauren Gray, Zach Sang. Oh,

Horowitz. Like I went like on a trip with them. Oh my gosh. Randomly. Like and I wasn't even friends with them but Lauren Gray randomly called me. She's like do you want to go to Catalina Island? And I was like sure. What? And she was at the time she had no songs out or anything and then she just has blown up. We're like oh my god. Do you like pictures with her and stuff like that? Yeah she was so fun. I mean she was my friend of the weekend because it was like Lauren was with her boyfriend but. You're so connected to everything.

everybody like that's crazy it was it's so cool when i like see somebody who like wants to do like because she was telling us like how she did music and stuff and at the time she hadn't i mean she hadn't done it so it's so cool because now she's like performing at the like award shows and stuff i'm like oh my god dasha no that's kind of everything i feel like that would be like you when i see you like in a movie i'll be like oh my god she did it she's like i think it's kind of fun because we really are like like we know so many of these people who like maybe in 10 years from now are gonna be like like

The people. Yeah. I feel like this younger generation has way more of that. Like you guys know people that have become like big stars. Like my generation, I don't know if anyone's become like a big star from like 2006. Yeah.

You know, like people that I'm like, oh, I remember when they did YouTube. Charlie Puth, I guess. That's all we got. I mean, that's a stretch on that. He cracks me up. You love Charlie? No. Do you know him? No, I don't know him. You're just like, he cracks you up like bad or good. Just like him with his like little perfect pitch. Oh my God, yeah. It's like...

Love it, but also like we get it. I have whatever is the opposite of that. Wait, you don't sing? I thought you did sing. Oh, no, no, no. Wait, why do I remember you singing? I better not. Oh, really? Yeah, I don't even know what pitch is. When people are like, you're on a different key. I'm like, I don't know what key means. Me neither. I don't understand that and I don't think I ever could. Yeah, I feel like musicians you like. Did you see any at Coachella that you would have hooked up with? Isn't it men musicians there? I don't even know. I had a Coachella romance. Oh!

This is the title. No, this is horrible. And I bet this will, I talked about it on Canceled too, but it was actually horrible. I had this guy that I had hooked up with like years ago and I've been in love with him since. Like I love him. And I've like hardly ever seen, I mean, I see him a lot because he's like our friend, but I've obviously never hooked up with him again. And I just was like,

I had to think about it every single time. And I'm like, oh, I love you. And then he was my little Coachella boyfriend. Like randomly we latched onto each other. It's day two of Coachella after I lost my phone. Oh, wow. And so he was like, oh, you just come with me. Like come with me and my friends and stuff. So we like went back to his house, went to a party, like all this stuff. And we were having the time of our lives. We're like making out in the car or whatever. Wow. We get to Neon Carnival this after party. I blink. I blink, I tell you. And I turn around. He's making out with some other girl. Oh.

That's the worst. I go, there is genuinely no way. And keep in mind, I am straight. He brought me here. I don't have a phone. Oh, no. I'm like, there's no way. I almost killed the van. What happened? See, like, I just, I was like, okay. So how'd you get home? I practically had to hitchhike because I didn't have, I couldn't.

I tried to set up my phone to – or my Apple Pay to Bebe's phone because Bebe's banned from Uber. So then I'm like, oh, my gosh. I just – it was a whole thing. And you were not with her at this point. You were just with this guy. No, she – because she was also at the party. So it was like I could – I was lucky to be able to like – Oh, my God. But I was like – Did you say anything to him? Yeah, for sure. I went up to him. I tapped him right on the shoulder and said, hello. Was he just like rolling or something? I go, do you agree this is very rude? And he goes, yeah, this is very rude. Oh, my God.

You're ballsy to do that though. I don't know if I would. I think I would just run away. I have videos of me like dancing like pointing at them. Wait, did you post that? Because I was just so drunk and I was like whatever. No, I wouldn't post that because he's like what sucks is he's like my – he's really my friend and like I see him all the time. He's roommates with like one of my best friends. Is he your friend still now? Yeah, I'm like whatever. It's kind of funny for the bit. Oh my god. Because I don't like him. If I liked him, I would have killed him. Right, but you're like this is just like a fling or whatever. He's just like – I just think he saw it.

I definitely know. When I saw someone else make out, it only happened to me once at my New Year's Eve party and I saw the guy I was dating, he made out with someone else at midnight and I threw my drink at him. I just threw wine at him. I was like, I should have done more. In that moment, yeah, that's so rude. I'm like, it's at my house. You made me throw this party. It's like countdown three, two, one. He claims she kissed him, but I still looked at him and I was just like, you asshole. I'm like, New Year's Eve. And I was just like, yeah. Yeah, what? Yeah, no, that was the thing. I'm like standing there. First of all, I wouldn't have even come to this party. I didn't want to come to this party. You made me come to this party. I'm standing there wearing your jacket and now you're like made out with this girl. I'm like,

Did you keep the jacket or did you throw it at him? No, I took it off. I went, I should have kept it. Oh, man. That's wild. I know. But he texted me the next day and he's like, I'm so sorry. Like, I don't even know. He's like. He was just like, what do they call it? Rolling? It was like. No, I found out he actually was. Yeah. That's why I.

people say oh they're rolling for sure and I was like okay and also it was like somebody who he like previously dated so it was like and I'm realistically I'm like if my main boyfriend you know the one walked in I he would be kicked to the curb so fast wait if Clinton walked in you wouldn't make out no not which one you said my favorite boyfriend at the moment like if he walked in I would have like gotten rid of this guy yeah yeah yeah you're like okay I'm gonna make out with you that's a why

- Why? Oh my gosh. - I would have done the same thing. I'm like, you know what? Can't shame you. Can't hit the game. - Where did you lose your phone and how? - Well, I was at the Doolab, which is somewhere I shouldn't go. - What's a Doolab? - What's a Doolab? - Exactly. It is like, it's a tent at Coachella where like everybody does the most drugs. It's like house music.

Oh, really? Yes. Exactly right. So it's like you – I used to go there in college and like I would literally never go there again now except for that Billie Eilish was doing a surprise set there and I'm obsessed with Billie Eilish. So I showed up there. I was all excited. I'm like, phone gone. No.

No idea what happened to it. Where was the phone? I think it was in my hand, which is like really concerning. Wait, someone just like grabbed it out of your hand? I must have. Or dropped? Well, it was like I was drunk and it happened to so many people. The next day we were at the AT&T store and like 70 people were there getting new phones. You always hear about that, Coachella. There's always someone with a story. It's a whole like crime operation that they have going on. It's like some people's job for the entire year is to get all those phones and sell them.

I remember there was a girl on TikTok with like a so long story about how her Uber driver helped her find her phone. Like it was a whole thing. Becca Moore, I was that girl I was supposed to have a podcast with. Oh, wait, really? Wait, what happened with that? When? Before it canceled? I don't know. We had like all this like internet beef.

You and who? Becca? But you guys were going to do a podcast together after the beef or before the beef? No, before the beef. And then we had the beef because of the podcast. What happened? Wait, do you know this TV? No. Oh, I didn't know. No, she like pulled from it like super last minute, like randomly. And then she went on another podcast and was like, I was supposed to do this project with this person, but I found out they were like a really bad person. But she didn't say your name. No, but I knew she was talking about me. So I said, check this one out. Oh my God.

That's wild. But I will say like, I mean, since she reached out to me, I forget what I was, something was going on like publicly with me, like really bad. And she reached out to me and she was like, I'm really like, I hope you're doing well and stuff. And so I was like, I like her. Did you ever find out why she thought you were a bad person? That's like the most wild thing I've ever heard. I think, no. Well, I don't know. It was like something that I had said on a podcast, like,

her like that I didn't think was negative and she did. What did you say? I forget. I really I honestly forget what it was. It was like I don't know. I don't remember what it was but it was like she thought she was she was like why would you say this about me and in my head I was like wait why is that bad? Yeah yeah yeah. I always get that too sometimes. Some people are like oh my god why did you say that? I was like I don't know. Things I don't think are bad and sometimes I overthink things and they're like not that bad at

the things I think like like on Cancel I remember thinking I should cut this out because it's like stuff that no one even picked up and no one cared and it's stuff that people cared about I was like oh I didn't even like think about it I know sometimes I accidentally skip over like the big ones and then I get in trouble for things and I'm like wow I should have probably thought about that and Cancel

tricky too because it is so casual you guys have such a casual vibe it's like literally on the couch and it's like so casual so you really think you're just talking and there's so many times literally where I'm just like edit this edit this edit this because I'm like I'm just so scared and then I'm like what if they don't listen back to it and know where to edit out you know what I mean like I know I will I've had a lot of edits for on my part go unnoticed because like Tana and I send in our edits separately oh

And usually it's just Tana's edits that get done. Because it's like I said mine so like so far before her. Oh my God. Really? I'm like I just like I mean sometimes but I've had things get left in that like were so horrible and I have to call and like literally like take it out. That's like my biggest. Yeah. That's why I was asking like do you think because we have a different editor now too for our hot topics. Like do you think he like listens to all three hours because I'm so scared I'll say edit this out and like it'll stay in or something like that. Well I think they have to. I know.

I wouldn't. I would just be like, this is fine. It goes up as is. I don't know. Well, it's never – it's usually like not things that like the public would care about. It's things that I care about. Like I don't want people in my – like I say – maybe I say something too much about like somebody I'm talking to and I'm like, oh, I shouldn't say that. Or something sounds like too aggressive. Sometimes I'm like, oh, that sounds like mean the way I said it or something like that. I don't know. It is hard. I know with podcasting, it's just hard in general because it's like – but that's where I was going before where you're saying you're on all these podcasts now. It's interesting.

because people always have your back. I feel like when you go on different podcasts, there's one with the boys you went on. There was two straight boys and everyone's like, they were being so mean to Brooke. But when I was talking to you about it, I think it wasn't even on cancel, just personally. You're like, oh, I never think anything of it. Or Whitney or any of that stuff. I think maybe I'm just used to that behavior. I don't think...

I don't know. I don't have good judgment when it comes to like when people are being mean to me and stuff. I always just assume people are like being funny. Like the boy one. Yeah, I felt bad. Like, not felt bad, but I felt like that was their humor. I felt like that was the bit the whole time. Yeah. It was kind of like their literal whole shtick is being like these like f*** boy like. And people just didn't get it. Like your audience. Too good for everybody. Like, cause he's like, you know, he jokes. He's like, yeah, I'm a netbook kid. Like it was, they're comedians. So I didn't think anything of it.

of it but like your audience just like stands so hard for you that they're like yeah and we also have a completely different audience there are audiences like who matt rife audiences like you know what i mean like like people who like that like masculine like humor do you did you know them beforehand um i knew lucas the one of them okay so you were like friends with them and so i always wondered that like too like sometimes i got on people's podcasts i don't i've never like met them before and i'm like like venita i love her and i'd never met her but they asked me about in practice i'm like yeah absolutely i love her and then you just never know you're like i wonder if this person likes me or doesn't like

me or their audience or whatever. Yeah. Well, I can't imagine inviting someone on the podcast if you don't like them. I feel like I've seen people do – or they don't know who I am. Sometimes like back in the day, I used to go on podcasts and people like don't know anything about me. It's like actually so funny. I'm always like, wow, they do like no research about it. Like wait, so what? I feel like we are guilty of that sometimes with some people. But it's because sometimes I won't even know who the guest is going to be until like the last minute. Love.

But that's kind of cool about your guys is like you guys kind of do go with like the flow and just like learning about the person as they're there. And I think there is something to that for sure. Yeah, that's our approach because we're really not interviewers. That's why we try not to do that many guest episodes. But like, yeah, I'm not good at it. And it's hard because it's like people are like, well, that's your job. Like, get good at it. But I'm like, I don't know how. Like, yeah, I'm not a journalist. Yeah.

on the ground over here as a journalist. And I just – like sometimes it's like just a natural conversation. Sometimes I don't have a lot to contribute and then they're like seriously like – Right. Because interviews, like interviewing a person is like so much harder than like this, you know, like when you go on canceled or anything. Because the way you guys do it is more of like what do they call it? A key. It's like a key. You know what I mean? Where it's just like chat, chat. Like what's going on with your life, you know? Yeah. And that's why like sometimes people are like you guys didn't know preparation. I'm like do you prepare for a conversation with your best friend? Sometimes. Oh. Yeah.

I did with you. I was like, ooh, let me see what I want to ask her today. Because I've seen you so many times where I still have, like, so many questions. I'm always like, I need to know about this. But it's almost like I follow you, so I just, like, know in my head. I'm like, okay, what did I see in this past two weeks? It's been so much. But, yeah, no, I didn't know those guys were being mean to me. Same thing. Whitney got, like, in a lot of trouble for her. And I felt bad about that, too. I felt more bad about that because she, like –

She had reached out to me so many times being like, oh my God, like, I'm so sorry. This is not what I meant. As it came out. Yeah. And like, she didn't understand, like, well, not that she didn't understand. She understood after like when she read all the things, but she was like, that is not what I meant. And she explained it to me because her sister has BPD. Oh, I see. And she was saying like, she doesn't, she thought that like, you're never supposed to tell somebody who has BPD that they have BPD because it's like triggering. So she was like, I don't know. It was like this whole thing, but she...

I mean, Whitney, I love her so much. Yeah, she wasn't trying to be. I do not think that she meant any malice. I think people go so hard for you. So like any little thing, they're like, how dare you say that? I know, I feel bad. Sometimes I'm like afraid for whoever's podcast I'm going on because I'm like, damn. That's good that they have your back. I love it. It feels, I love that people have my back. But sometimes I'm like, wait, I don't think they were being mean. I feel like that, yeah. If you don't think they were being mean, then yeah. And if I'm not offended by something, it's kind of hard when everybody else is. Because I'm like, I really like, I wasn't offended by that whole PPT thing at all in the moment.

Yeah. Only because I kind of like question it sometimes when people tell me, like, because everyone's out here like just like watching a TikTok and thinking like, oh, I must have this. Diagnosing themselves. And so I don't like, I don't know. I'm just like, okay, well, trust me. Yeah. Yeah.

Take my word for it. I will show you. I feel like, yeah, because you're not so like outwardly chaotic online. You know what I mean? You don't show your like ups, your downs really. And even sometimes like, sometimes, I don't know if you relate to this, but when I'm in like a good place, I'm like, yeah, no, I don't got it. Right, right. You know what I mean? It's almost like I have

no sense of like emotional permanence. Like I can't even remember feeling that way or acting or behaving that way. I'm like, no, I'm like completely mentally normal. And then it takes like one major trigger where I'm like,

Oh, I feel that way for sure too. I really think – I'm like, oh, my God, my baby cured me of my mental illness or eating disorder. I remember being pregnant and being like, oh, I don't overeat anymore and I'm cured of eating disorder. And then something else creeps up and you're like, oh, yeah, or me locking myself in a bathroom for like four hours. I'm like, oh, yeah, I actually do have this. Yeah. In phases. But sometimes I have periods of time for a long time where I'm like, you know what? I'm cured. I've gotten – like I'm doing just fine and maybe I was wrong. I think that proves you're a BBT right there. Yeah.

And they're always like, I'm good now, actually. It's like, are you? Well, people clipped it too. And they were like, she's self-diagnosed. Everyone went crazy with it online. I'm like, nobody said that. That's crazy. Yeah. People just run with it. That's the problem. Like, yeah, going on. That's why I'm so scared to go on podcasts in general because it's like knowing something will be clipped, you know, and I get nervous. Well, people like just – someone made that up. But it's like it doesn't matter like where it came from because they hear it from one other person and then everyone runs with it. And then it becomes – I was like, that was weird. But I also like – I don't know if I even agree with that like –

Because I'm like, if somebody did self-diagnose, some people don't have the resources or the money or whatever to even get diagnosed. And if they think – you know what I mean? I don't know. I kind of think it's weird. I get that. Yeah. Because people want to like feel like they understand why they are the way they are. So they hear people with borderline and like – that sounds like something – I definitely got in trouble for that because during the whole disassociative identity sort of thing –

There was a time when Anthony Padilla interviewed this girl who had DID. And my initial video was just very much like, oh my God, that's probably what I have. I wasn't diagnosed, but I was like, that sounds like something I have where you have these multiple personalities and voices in your head. You know yourself the best. Yeah. So I was like, I did the video. And obviously, yeah, that's when people got offended. And then, of course, then my borderline kicked in where I was like, now I'm going to get pissed because everyone hates me. So it's all this weird stuff. But I think it makes sense because people just want to identify what the problem is. And like you said, the people don't have the money to go to therapy. Yeah. Well, I feel bad for the people. Like, what you...

it doesn't exist if you haven't been diagnosed. That's what bothered me is like, like, cause I have, I have. And like, but that to me is like, so like I, I probably like,

I would have figured it out whether someone told me or not. Yeah. My original diagnosis was just like I had a therapist tell me like you have traits of it and everyone kept saying traits of it. And then I saw Dr. Drew and it was just like he's like, oh, yeah, you're a borderline. So it's like it was all just like traits, traits, traits. But I'm like, okay, so does that mean I'm certified borderline? I'm going to the classes. I don't know if it's like they write it down and say like this, like put a stamp on it. But mine's kind of the same thing, like especially because I had my mom and that's what I got myself in trouble saying is like, well, my mom has it. But I was saying that because it's hereditary. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So –

But I had always seen it in them and I'm like, well, here it comes. It is interesting, yeah, how people, they take, well, I get it. I get it. Mental health is like such a serious thing, but people, yeah, take it and go one way. Me too. They get offended for you. I don't know. And then, but then it's like everyone else diagnoses you. I'm like,

That's true. You should see what I was getting on tour. I'm like, oh my gosh. Wait, what did they say on tour? In person? No, like my DMs, everyone's like. Oh my God. Yeah, I know. I would die. No, it's not even worth talking about. That's why you shouldn't check your DMs though. Then you get those bad ones. I know, but the nice ones make me so happy. You need a moderator in your DMs. You need someone to go through and just delete the nasty ones. I really do. Or like filter words or something. Yeah. Oh yeah. I'm surprised you don't.

I probably should. You're getting to the point. You need an editor. You need to start like a little moderation. Yeah, yeah. I'm sure someone, yeah, I'm sure you can find someone. Honestly, I was slaying with no phone. I'm like, maybe I'll just throw it out. Isn't it the best when you don't like not have a phone? It kind of is like freeing. It's kind of like, oh man, I don't have to like check anything. I had the best time at Coachella, I think because of that. Because I just felt like I was in college again and like I had no, nothing to do except for like frolic. Oh, that's the best. Were you down there all three nights? Is there food down there?

Oh my gosh. She would die. Wait, really? Like it's music, foods and arts like festivals. So like places come from all over the country and it's like the best of everything that you can find. So the best pizza, the best noodles, the best Chinese. It's so good. Oh, I was thinking like prepare like you're in the desert for like ever. No, I ate enough this weekend. Like I can probably like...

stop for like weeks you always have the best food yeah you said you had a cheesy egg bacon thing or something this morning i did it's my it's literally another half is in my car i'm gonna eat it after this seriously you always have the best like food things so you always find like good food i eat like a 12 year old i only eat like really like fried or yeah i love that that's so then you just go to aloe and work it off yeah i was like you look so good like it's amazing like that but i think it's because i'm very satisfied by what i mean like it's just i i'm not like

Thinking about other food and... Yeah, because when I try to eat healthier, like in high school and stuff, when I was really trying to lose weight and stuff, I was binge eating so bad because I was like... The whole day I restricted myself and then all of a sudden I'm like... At night I'm just... That's my problem too is I restrict myself so much. Always. That's why I've never been able to lose weight because then I just binge and I just eat so much. It just is so bad. It's more mentally bad for you because it's like...

I don't know. When I started really just like eating like honestly unhealthy things, it just felt, I was sad. It like scratches the itch. And then I'm like, I don't have to eat all this food. Because I'm going to end up eating it at the end of the night anyway. Right. So now I'm eating that and also all the healthiest stuff. And now it's like I'm eating more than I would have if I just ate the other. That makes sense. Yeah. They say mental health, like you should eat better. If you have like bad mental health, eat better. It makes you feel better. Yeah. Well, I think I've noticed such a difference in how I feel like mentally since I've been working out. It is.

It does wonders. And I hate to admit it. I know. Because every time someone would tell me that, I'm like, I hate you. Endorphins really be wild. Really? They really do a difference. Yeah. We used to go for walks every day. I was like, I definitely was happier. I do feel that way. I feel like I'm sassier these days. I'm just like, I'm not working out. Oh, that's it. Yeah. Well, y'all and you are literally pregnant. Maybe that too. Just kidding.

Just all of it. Just me laying around all day eating and doing nothing. I'm just like, okay. But pregnant people like work out. They run. Like Meghan Trainor was like working out. That is crazy to me. I see people doing like crunches pregnant. I'm like, are they okay in there? That's wild to me because I don't think you're supposed to. Like even getting out of bed, they're like, you're supposed to go to your side because you're literally like crunching a baby. That is so crazy. I mean, I don't know. Don't come for me. The baby's doing a little crunch too. That is just –

That is true because they're the whole thing. Where do they go? Like, that's crazy. I don't know. It's so crazy that you would do that. Have you seen that pregnant person at Aloe? That would be teeth. Wait, I think I did. Oh, wow. Yes, yes. Someone was up doing reformer Pilates with a big old belly. What? That's like danger because I've like fallen off the machine. Like, oh, those machine ones look crazy. The ones you guys do. You and Octopus do it a lot where you guys are like putting the legs up. I love when you call him Octopus. Octopus lover? Is that it?

activist lover yes and it is it looks so easy it is so hard no it looks hard oh my god you guys are synchronized you guys are all synced up doing it i love it it's it's fun just because everyone's there i probably wouldn't want to do that by myself that's so crazy because it just looks like only two people are there but like it's like people who i want to be with like yeah if i were just sometimes i actually do buy it do it by myself but i'm still there and i'm like is it like in a like a lobby like in a part like a floor it is literally like like a

Like you walk in and it's Aloe, everything. There's like the ceilings up like seven stories literally. It's just huge because everyone works out of there. It's Aloe headquarters. Oh, so they have their little gym. So all the office people, like all the people who just work at Aloe also work out of there. And then the gym is just like a little component of it. Damn, Aloe really popped off. I feel like it was like not that big a couple years ago. Someone tried to make a video the other day. Well, she did make a video and I'm just talking about how Aloe is like falling off and this is why. And I was like –

You can never make me hate her. Wait, why? Why did they say that? That's so – that's like seeing you fall off like when you have a million views. It's like you didn't fall off. I think she – well, she said like they're just too influencer focused and stuff, which I get why they would say that, but also like –

I don't know. It works. I'm going to go so long as I'm invited. Yeah. And everyone's buying it because of you guys. So that like makes sense. I love the bag. I got like an aloe thing and I just love that like tie dye bag they have, the gray one. Me too. So cool. If you spend like X amount of dollars, they give you one and I just like keep collecting them. Yeah. We have so many of those. I used to buy aloe. I was like in my aloe phase like a couple years ago when I could fit into it, but maybe I'll get back to it. If you could pick one brand, what would you pick? Aloe, Revolve, or White Fox? Oh, aloe. Well, I shouldn't say no White Fox because – Oh, okay. Okay.

You look great in white, but you influenced me to buy it. I love it. I mean, I love all of those brands, but I just, I'm really in my aloe. Yeah, you've been saying that. You're like, I like aloe forever. And then the dream brand, because you had to do aloe as your dream brand. I know. I said that. See, I'm manifesting. I said that on this show. Last time. I said aloe was my dream brand. And now you're there. And Celsius, and I got Celsius too. Oh, yeah. You were drinking your Celsius. Yes. Oh, my gosh. That's kind of everything. Because I wanted your Celsius. I really like, I left it in my car. I was just looking for it. Oh. But.

I really like want, that's my dream is to only have things that I actually use in a day. Like I just want, I want a Redken deal so bad. Oh, that's a good one because it's like I use Redken and I always talk about how I've used Redken for years. I saw someone saying Brooke uses Redken. I do, but I'm like, pay me. Well, it's a soft one. What's it called? Soft. Redken All Soft. I've never ever even so much has gotten it gifted to me. Wait, really? I actually use that every single time. I feel like Redken is there. I'm like, come on, Redken. I'm like,

I want to buy it. What's it? It's Redken Allsoft. Redken Allsoft. It's my favorite. And sometimes I'll switch because you're supposed to switch your shampoo and conditioner like every few months. Sometimes I'll switch, but I always go back and then I'm like, oh my God, I can't believe I ever didn't use this. Oh my God. That's like the dream to have that. Your hair is like so perfect. It's actually crazy. My hair is mostly genetic. Next week you're going to be in like Redken headquarters or something. Oh my God. I hope so. I'm like, no, but now I know that it works. I feel like, God, I should really put some thought into that. But Redken is a good one. Wait, what about you guys? What are your dream brands?

That's a good question. Fashion Nova. Yeah, that one's free. We got, I got a sponsored from them. It's coming up. Wait, yay. Yeah. I used to work with Fashion Nova, but I was so bad at posting. I'm really bad sometimes at doing like the fashion deals because I don't really post fashion content generally. But anything you just wear, everyone like wants, everyone's like, oh, where did Brooke get this? Yeah. How does anyone know? I love that. That's like the number one thing every time like a new like episode comes out. Well, that's why I love like really like organic like things like that because it's like,

It just naturally would wear it. Some people, like there's some influencers who are so good at it. Like you don't even know certain things are deals. Oh, I know. And like the brand agrees to it. I have a hard time with brands sometimes because they don't know. A lot of them don't know what's going to do well and stuff. And like if I post a video where I'm just like, I love this and this is why. It's not going to do well. But if I'm like in a normal video –

You know what I mean? Just not even paying attention to it. Like your boots on tour, I feel like everyone was trying to figure out like where you guys got your boots, the matching ones, the C-Mata ones. Right. And I was like, wait, where are those from? And then they were – and then I think I saw on Reddit someone's like, oh, no, these are the C-Mata ones. Yeah, I feel like that's almost like a more effective way to do it. For sure. Because people want those or your outfits on tour, just anything that you guys didn't mention. I was like, oh, yeah. Or when I was on your podcast, I think Tana had a Brandy Melville and I was like, oh, my God, that's like everything they should sponsor her. I think they're getting in trouble. I think that's what I think.

Are they canceled? Well, I feel like they've been canceled for so many years. I mean, they've been hating fat people for a long time. It's not anything new. It really is so crazy, but they're just, they really come through with the basics. Yeah, your tee is brandy, right? Because I remember on the podcast you had like a little like fitted brandy and I was like, you're the smallest person I know and you're like, it fits you perfectly. So I couldn't imagine anyone else. Yeah, it's just a good white t-shirt and they're so cheap. There's like $15. See, they're uncancellable. That's what I'm saying. Some people

is uncancellable it's like just like people don't care they just forgive i mean what do they get they're just getting canceled because of the one size thing i guess no i think it's deeper than that i want to why the owner or something right yeah and i think they're like they were like discriminating like like certain girls could work on the floor and certain girls had to work in the back and it was just like it was based on like not the vibes and i have since not been shopping there that's the tea yeah you can't just like burn clothes just because it's like now you know but this is my favorite white t-shirt

Yeah, if you've already bought it, you don't need to destroy it. I don't want it to go to waste because that's even worse. Yeah, that t-shirt is cute on you. And the jeans are cute. The whole thing is cute. Where are the jeans from? A Goldie. And the shoes? These shoes showed up in the mail. I don't even know what brand they are. They were in the mail the other day and I was like, oh, I kind of like them. And the red nails are just like such a slay. I've been having red nails, but they're all snapped off because...

I don't know why. I love it. I always have red nails, I pretty much. Really? I always give them during Christmas time. I just had green nails by a mistake. What? Green is in. Green, yeah. Green is in. No, no, no, no, no. It was Shrek green. The color was literally called Get Out Me Swamp. Ooh, I kind of love it. That is your Jeep, your Bronco. I know. Well, that's what I was like. That was what was in my head. But as soon as I started getting them, I was like, oh, no. Then you never say anything. You're never like, I don't like these. No, I couldn't. And so I just had to like rock with the green nails. Just go with them. It was so hard.

Green is in though. I see everyone wearing even like the forest green. Green is my favorite color. Every car now is emerald too. I feel like we had, I had my car as emerald but there's another car too I saw and I was like, oh, everything's emerald right now. It's very cool.

It's a good color and it looks good on everybody. I usually green they put in like movies. If you want to look sick, they put you in green. Really? Yeah. Like if they like, if you ever notice in movies when someone's sick, they always put them in like green to make them look sicker. Wow. Oh, that's not good. I know. I have a lot of green too. Do you? Oh yeah, I guess you do. Yeah. Was it Aloe, the one that you said you weren't sure wanted to work with?

you? Is that the one? Oh my God. And that turned around so fast. We joke about it now because they're like, we had no idea that you even wanted to come here. And I'm like, well, that's crazy because that's literally going on every single week. Talk about it everywhere. Yeah. We got Wendy's hats. We got bucket hats. That was big for us. Yeah. And a gift card. Oh, we did get a gift card for them. I think that's about it. I try not to like have too many things because it's hard for me. Like I don't have anywhere to put them. Oh, you need a storage unit or something like that. I know. But I just like, I don't like having stuff.

Like a lot of stuff. You're minimalist? Makes me... No, but I'm anxious and I just hate like...

feeling like I don't have places for things and then my space is just a mess. I kind of, believe it or not, get like that. People think my house, oh my God, I have so much shit, but I had so much more shit before. I mean, if we get rid of stuff, I mean, I have a Poshmark and my mom posts like 30 things a day on there because I'm just like, I need to get rid of things all the time. Me too. I just, there's a little like, like outside of the coffee shop by my house, there's a thing that you can just put clothes in. It's like for the women's center. I go there like twice a week and I'll just throw so much stuff in there because I'm,

I can't have all it. Do you think you'll ever go to like a bigger space? Because right now you're like in a high rise bougie. Yes, but I'm so- I know. Can you believe that? But I'm cheap. Like not cheap, but if I'm going to spend like what a two bedroom costs in my building, like

That would be so stupid to not just like be in a house. Would you buy it or rent? I would buy a house. I don't know a lot about buying a house. I don't know. I didn't know anything about buying a house either. I was like 32. Have you guys had like issues? Like a lot of people say that it's like so much more trouble than a whole house. And I think it helps that you are married because I almost feel like as a single person, I don't think I would be able to handle that. I would leave this house. If something happened to Moses, I would leave the house.

Because it's just too much all the time happening and it's just like so frustrating. Just abandon it? Yeah. I just saw Jeanette McCurdy was on a podcast and she said, she was like, I owned a house and now I live in an apartment. She's like, because it was more trouble than it was worth. Yeah, I think you're right. If you're like a single, it's just so, I'm overwhelmed. I don't even do it. Like we have, we finally fixed leaks and then there's ant problem and then it's like, it's always,

something it's always like tiles today and I can't handle that like god forbid there's a cat food with maggots in my apartment and I nearly burn the place to the ground and then you like house too like you know we live in a mountain so then you get like mice and he's changing mice traps and then there's one that's dead in the thing so when we turn the heat on we hear like we smell a burning mouse and it's just like oh my god it's crazy but he can't find it so I'm like should we call pest control he's like I put because he'll put the traps up there but then they eat the it's just

It's crazy. So there's like a dead mouse somewhere that we keep smelling. See, that's so – like I don't know if I can handle all of that. But then I feel stupid because renting is just so – It feels like you're wasting money. Well, you are. You're literally throwing all your money away. I support renting 100%. Like I mean again, I have a Moses. But like if you don't, like I just think it's actually so hard. Like I actually would like move to like a condo or something. But I also like – I love apartment living. I love like – Yeah. I feel so safe and just –

I love being in the high rise. I love the amenities. I love that stuff. In a house, I think I would feel alone. It's scarier if you live by yourself. The one I rented in Studio City when I met him, I was terrified. Rightfully so. People were always showing up to my house. Really? Because they know you live alone. Nowadays, even renting, any influencer, when I rented that house, immediately goes on dirty or something like that. It's one of these sites that show everything. That is so horrible. Even when I was just renting a house, they put it up right away. It sucks. If I got a two-bedroom, I would

I think I couldn't sleep at night because of the amount of money. And like it doesn't matter how much money I make. Like I don't like to spend a lot of money. Yeah. And then when you think back about it too, like just like spending money on rent is a lot. I mean that's the only bad thing. But at the same time you are getting like everything kept up and stuff. Because I think it was Jeanette McCurdy who said she spent more money on her house than she ended up getting back. And that's usually what happens. Yeah. She lost money on it. It was just like a whole thing. Yeah. I love her. We should get her on the podcast. Oh.

Oh my God. She is so good on a podcast. I love hearing her just speak. She's so smart. No, she is. There are certain podcast guests that are just like so good everywhere they go. But I love seeing you on all the podcasts. Like the one you did with, was it Wendy? Gabby Wendy. She's so cute. Yeah, I love it. I love that you're like the first guest on people's podcasts too. I'm like, that's everything. I know that makes me really happy. I'm like, aw. I love it. And you're just like, yeah, absolutely. I love people who do that. Like we'll go on a podcast before it's even like out, you know? Like Holly did that for me. She came on my podcast before it was even out. I was like, I love that.

Like, you don't even care. You're an icon. Also, I was like, I was also a fan, like a big fan of Gabby when she did Bachelorette and stuff. So I was so excited when she asked me. I was like, no way. Is there a podcast that you regret going on? I've had like times when I like regret saying things and I wish I didn't. Oh, yes, I do. I regret going on Zach Sang's show. Really? There's clips out of it, right? Because that,

That whole thing was crazy to me because it's like you did the episode, but there's clips out. Yeah. So I let them put some of the clips. I felt bad ultimately because their thing is like such a whole production. There's like when you film Zach Sang's show, there's like nine people there. And like there's people who edit. There's people like there's someone for everything. So I felt bad like I had wasted all these people's time and stuff. But I also wasn't the one who said that that episode couldn't come out.

It was like a mutual decision and then he told everybody I said it couldn't come out. Oh, gee. It was more so like we were kind of worried like, I don't know, when you say something horrible about people, you have to like still worry about that person's mental health, like whether they're horrible or not.

It's hard. Although I'm not really that concerned about it these days. I bet you're like, whatever. Let's air it. Zach's saying let's air that episode. Now that everybody knows, it's like, whatever. But I also just, I know he wanted that story so bad. That's why he leaked it before I had the chance to say anything about it. So it kind of made me feel gross about it that I'm like, why am I giving, I don't want to do it here. For something like that, you want to go somewhere that like, you know. Where I feel safe. And like respected. Yeah. And that's exactly right. Like I would have loved to like, I feel comfortable like talking with you and like saying certain things whereas I didn't.

Yeah, for sure. If someone I know doesn't even have my best interest at heart, I'm like, I don't know why I'm going to do that. That is interesting. Yeah. That's the funny about podcasts is when you go on someone's that you don't know and you're just all of a sudden spilling everything. I felt like that with Call Her Daddy. She was nice and she obviously was very sweet and stuff like that, but I'm like, why am I saying so much? Why am I telling her my whole life story? Yeah. No, sometimes I'm nervous and I just am talking, talking, talking. I'm like, oh my God, I have to shut the fuck up. Yeah. I was telling her stuff no one knows about and I literally had to send a letter to the editor and be like, can you edit

edit all that out because like I've never told anyone that here I'm just like saying every like childhood trauma I've ever had on this show that I don't even know yeah I mean I understand how that could happen though I feel like people do that with call her daddy a lot too because it's just so like it's interesting because she's actually just like really bubbly she's not like an Oprah where it's like I want to just confess my whole feeling to you it's just like I don't know it's like a weird thing I guess it's a comfortability thing you're just like okay I can share whatever and then yeah your dream podcast was the Auvin what is it now is it still him um

Oh, I don't know. I don't think I would even want to go on Theo Vaughn though. I would be so nervous to talk to him. You have to fly to Nashville too. Yeah. No, he has a studio in LA too. Oh, he does? Yeah. I think he has the same studio both places, which is interesting. Oh, wow. So you never know if he's in Nashville or LA. I know he – it's crazy because he doesn't seem – he has so much money. Really? He has to because like I mean he's doing 10 times the size rooms that we're doing and like –

All the time. Oh, he's on tour too? He's always touring, yeah. What's he do? He does stand-up or the podcast? Stand-up and then his podcast has to make him so much money too. Oh, okay. I didn't know it was like tour. Oh, interesting. Yeah, stand-ups I'm surprised don't have more podcasts. I'm surprised more people don't do it, like comedians. I almost feel like every comedian has a podcast. Wait, what? I think it's like everything. Matt Rice? He doesn't have a podcast? Oh, well, he can't even go on a podcast without ruining his own life. That's true, that's true, that's true. Poor guy. Yeah.

He really does air out all the dirty laundry. I saw him on someone's podcast talking about how he bought a house for his mom and how his mom was like, and then he just said his mom was like greedy and wanted more. And I'm like, why are you talking so bad about your mom? Honestly though, I get that. What did you think about seeing his ticket prices, by the way? Are they, were they low or high? They were low. I think the Hollywood Bowl was like,

It's $5 or something. I think what happened was I think most of his like because it sold out so fast it was a lot of people who bought them to resell them. Not to say he can't sell out a show but I think they just found out that they couldn't sell them or like weren't selling them so they had to make them super cheap. Oh. So that was real the $5 thing. Yeah because I looked it up. I did some journalism to fact check but in Canada he was doing really well but in

Yeah, I feel like he's got, what, two more Netflix specials? Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I mean, he's like, yeah, that's the thing. Like, the joke is he's still doing really well. Like, no, he is not losing sleep over anything. But guys are so uncancellable. It's like, I know it's like this. Well, there's always going to be like, it's so funny because I had like so many like middle aged women who were like commenting, like saying I was just like, they're like, she's just a little clout chaser. She's mad because he didn't choose her. I'm like, honestly. Yeah.

Well, you know. You have a podcast. I'm kidding. But I'm like, I don't know. Hello, that's my job. Sorry, got to keep the lights on. And it's true. It's like when something like that big happens, it's like – and you were so head is back for so long until like shit really hit the fan and then you're like, okay. Yeah.

Yeah, and I got to give the people something. Hello? Yeah, I love that. And that's why we love you because I was just like, yeah, you have to share your life, you know? I know. And I try sometimes like to like not and then everyone hates it because they're like, hello? Boring. This was your whole thing. People are mad at me, right? I'm not mad at me, but like I get a lot of things that are saying like,

She's too afraid of like criticism or she's too afraid of being judged. I'm like, yeah, because you're criticizing me and judging me. Every little thing. Every little thing you do. It's like so scary. I know. I go back and forth with it being like, oh my God, I don't want to get canceled. And I'm like, oh, that's why people watch though. It's like, you know what I mean? I just, I look up so much to like Tana and stuff who just doesn't even, it doesn't phase her really. She's,

And it's made her so much bigger. You know what I mean? Every little scandal she's been in, she just gets bigger and bigger. Because it's real. It's like the Wendy Williams track. I wish – I love her, but it's like I could never be her. It's like she's just real. She just says like what's on her mind, you know? And then there's very similar scandals, the death to all of them. It's because it's obviously like this joke, but it's also like so real. You know what I mean? It's like – Yeah. I just also have like literally two personalities. So sometimes like – Yeah. Sometimes my like reserved personality will watch my other one and be like,

You're like, give more. Please stop. Or like, I'll just be like, shut up. You're ruining your own image. Well, that's what's cool about you. You have both. Sometimes the spicy one comes out. You know what I mean? I know. But then the anxiety I feel, even after a live show, I'm like, I cannot believe I said that. I cannot believe I said that. Yeah. But you said it. It's out there. There's worse jobs to have.

We have a question from one of our patrons. Jason from Patreon says, where do you see you and Tana in five years? Ooh, hopefully still touring. I feel like we're going to want to tour until we literally can't tour anymore. Really? We love it. It's so much fun. And it's just special. It's so cool for people to actually physically show up for you because it's one thing for people to just click on your video. And hopefully with a really, really big Alex Cooper style deal. Are you just shopping it around at all? Are you trying to? No.

Yeah, I think so. But I think we've got our deal that we're going to sign. Oh, right. Because you guys go by like seasons, right? You said that we just ended a season. So we just were about to, I think, re-sign with the same company. Oh, okay. That's good. So they're giving you a good deal. But I'm like, Spotify, if you're listening, your company's like, wait. What?

Well, that's why I had no money. Hey, whoever's paying the most. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good. So you're happy with your deal. Is it just like go by year by year, like season by season? I think this one's a two, will be a two-year deal. Do you guys get cash up front? No, that's like. No, I think, I think so. Or this one, no. No. Tana's last, or our last one, Tana got.

Well, it was her podcast only at the time. So she got like a crazy signing bonus. This next one then, do you guys have any difference in changes of seasons? Like what like separates a season? Like season one to season two? Nothing. We've already like, the last three episodes have been season two. Nobody knows about it. Oh, okay. I thought you do like a whole change up. Well, just because we were, like the original contract was 43 episodes and now we're on like more than that, I think. Damn. When's our season two?

I don't know. That's a good question. Maybe after, I don't know, we just make it up. We don't have a contract with anyone. Season two starts now. Maybe after the baby because we are trying to change up a little bit then. So maybe. But then how do we change it? Do we change the set? Because you know they always change things for season two. Yeah, that's what I want. I want to have a set again because it really is cool. But it's hard to get. It would have to be like in Tana's house because to get it.

To get her anywhere else is like sometimes a little complicated. It's wild to me when people don't want to do it in their house. Like it's like crazy. I'm like if you can do it in your house, do it in your house. It's so much easier. I know. Rather than like go to – because people want to go – oh, the Spotify studios are pretty bouge. I was like – So nice. Well, but like have you ever been to Dear Media? No. What?

is this i see this literally everywhere it's like so many podcasts are dear media podcasts but they oh they have a studio out of uh the pdc pdc uh pacific design center the one like right next to catch the big red blue green building last time i was there was like abandoned that place like nobody was in there it used to be so crowded and then a lot of like random businesses will work out of there and they'll have like random like emmy parties and stuff there but all the dear media studios are in there and it's so official like you go up there and there's like

It feels like you're in like The Devil Wears Prada or something. Like there's someone at the desk and it's like. Who do they have? Like what kind of podcasts? They have. Oh God. They have like all the Bachelor girls I feel like are Dear Media. Do they all have the same set? Like the white? Is it the white background? Oh yeah. And I see the little microphones with the little cubes and stuff like that. Yeah. And they say Dear Media on there. I wonder if they get money up front. I don't know.

Like, I want to know who gets the money up front. I think they do. I don't know. I remember I was, when I was shopping around with Becca, we were like talking to Dear Media, but I think that they, the cut was like kind of.

kind of crazy. Oh, because they have to like recoup it probably. The Spotify one, I remember I did the Julia Fox and it was like, that was like 40 people working on it. It was like crazy. It was like such a, and that was temporary because they film in New York. But then you have to pay all of those people. So I'm almost like, I'd rather just, good point. Unless it's Amazon like giving you $100 million, then it's like, was it worth it? Yeah. God. Hello, Amazon. I'm like, honestly, if Amazon's listening, I mean, shopping still. Yeah, you're like, we just signed two years. You're like, we're looking for anyone. I don't know if we've signed it yet or not, but.

that's kind of everything and you guys do have such a great setup. It's casual. It's easy. I know. I love it, but I loved having, like, I love seeing podcasts with sets. I think it's interesting. It's like cute. But then you see it in person and it's like, it's literally just like, it's not really a set. It's just like this little room with whatever. it is very much a set. Well,

Well, you said Remy. I don't want to see Remy and Alicia's now. God, it's – well, it's just like it had to be like so expensive. Yeah, because it's a whole apartment, right? Yeah, they have the whole apartment for it. Tana and I have talked about doing that too, like buying an apartment and just – You guys should get a house, like call her daddy style. Just have a whole house for it. Yeah, I don't think we got budget like that quite yet. I think you guys totally could. Maybe a year of touring. Yeah, right. Right.

But the vibe is so cool. And I feel like if you guys change it, it's just like that the same. You know what I mean? Like your black couch, everyone has like, it's so polarizing. People love it or hate it. So I think you need to keep that for sure. Yeah, I guess so. I mean, it gets the job done. Like there's, it doesn't make a difference in the views or anything for us. No, you guys get so many views just literally chilling on a couch. I'm like, that's the best thing ever. You guys always look snatched. Maybe that's why. You guys always look so cool in it. I'm always like, wow. It's the black couch. The black is slimming. And you have such a good spot because you're in the middle. Yeah, you're just tiny in there. I'm like, oh, I'm so thin.

Last time I was on him for

but also pregnant I'm just like humongous I was like I just knew it I just leaned into it I was like at this point I'm just gonna be the blob on the couch it is just like it's just an interesting setup but I did the same our last one was like a rounded couch and it was the same thing where I was in the back and then there was two people on the sides of me and I was like I love this you know it you know the and I love that it changes when different guests come on too because I think it was like I think Megan Trainor and Chris you had a different jelly roll and Bunny you had a different and I was like I love that I just show up and it's set up however people want to do it I love that

And I love when we, what was it, the Santa one, we showed up and you're like, I didn't know I was wearing this today. I was like, I kind of live that you just go with it. Well, yeah, Tana will always toss things on me. She'll be like, yeah, actually you're wearing the Santa's helper outfit. I'm like, okay, perfect. My legs are like, my leg hair is like this long. I'm like, perfect. You're down for it. I know. I wish we were dressed up in costume last time. I miss costumes. After pregnancy, we're going to go back to costumes. Wait, I want to do a costume. I want to.

come on here? I get so jealous of everybody who gets to do the costumes. Oh my God. I love when people want to. I never ask because I always think people don't want to, but it's like when people ask, like Olivia O'Brien was like, we should dress up. I was like, really? Okay, sure. Oh my God, I would love to. What would we be? Oh, I have to watch that episode. I love Olivia O'Brien. Oh yeah, how are you doing with saving money? Because I remember our first episode, you're like, spending is just like my weakness. I'm so good at saving. I got so high on it because it's so fun once you start saving and you're like, oh my God, this is so fun. Just seeing it stack up. Yeah. Ooh, not relatable to me, but I love that.

Oh, I love it because it's so fun to put like a chunk in there. And like I have a lot of my things like set up to just go straight to the savings. Like YouTube, TikTok, all of that goes straight to savings. So I don't even – I pretend that's not even – I don't get paid for that. Oh, that's so smart. I'm lucky just to keep mine at the same balance each month. I'm like, well, we finally have savings. Now I just try and keep it at that mark. Well, I'm saving it for taxes, which I'm about to have to – OT. Responsible. It is crazy taxes in general. Like why? Why do we have to pay?

It's so fun. Like it's turning me like it's really messing me up in my head. I'm like, oh no. It really makes no sense when you think of it. Right. It like does, but it doesn't. I'm like, have someone else do it. I think I really understand that standpoint. I'm like, have Bill Gates do it. See?

Seriously, I feel like the government should pay for the taxes. I think they do. I think they do. Honestly, it goes like this. Yeah, because when you see like – when there's like potholes, people say that's – oh, tax dollars at work and there's still potholes or whatever. I'm like I think it's supposed to go to fixing roads. Maybe we need Hasan to just like break down taxes or something. I really don't know, but it seemed just like a waste and like a scam really because then the really, really rich people always have like – Never have to pay. Yeah, they get wasted out of it. They get out of it. Yeah. I guess that's why they say eat the rich. Hasan has a shirt that says that. Yeah.

Or tax the rich? I don't know. I really, I feel like we should know. Like, maybe I should learn about this. There's only so much that we can possibly know, though. And I feel like we know a good amount of other stuff. And who wants to hear about that, really? Who wants to know? I know everything there is to know about Taylor Swift. Exactly. Oh, wait, you're a Swiftie. So, you are. Yeah, I'm a Swiftie, but I don't actually know. I'm just saying, like, the things that really matter. Right, right, right. It's not like taxes. Because taxes, you just gotta...

you just gotta pay him anyways. You know what I mean? It's like death. It's like when people think about death, I'm like, you're just gonna die. I don't think about it. When I've had jobs, obviously in the past, it comes out and then you never see it. I have such a hard time knowing that it was mine and now I have to give it away. Yeah. That doesn't make sense to me either. They should just...

Take it. I'm trying to do that right now. Like I'm having, like I, since I've been with Greg, I haven't even let them pay me for anything. So I'm like, you keep that. I don't need to see it. Wait, what? Why? Because I know that I'm going to have to, like, I just don't want that type in my account. I don't want any of that. I don't want tour money. I don't want nothing. Oh, well make sure it gets,

into your account at some point. It will. Someone's got it somewhere. Wasn't there something crazy with podcasters? I think it was like Whitney and Theo. Like they had this big company that was doing ads. Yeah, they got scammed bad. I saw Theo talking about it. Yeah. What happened? He said it was like hundreds of thousands of dollars that they didn't get because did the company go bankrupt or what happened? I'm not sure. I forget what it was. They just closed up shop. But I know, oh my God, I would lose it. It happened with YouTubers too back in like 2018. It was kind of like a full screen and they would collect your AdSense ads

And then, yeah, they kind of just fold it up and everyone just lost their ad sense. Do you remember? I forgot what that one was called. Oh, my God. How is that not illegal? Because if you like fold up, like who are you going to sue? Like the company no longer exists, you know? So it's like at least try to get that money out. I always do that too just with my little bit of cameos. I always think I'm going to save up in there. But even for like $300, I'm like I better take that out just in case cameo bellies up or something, you know? Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. I love feeling like I have this imaginary savings account that I don't even know what's in there. It's going to be so fun one day. I'm going to be like, oh my gosh. But put it into your imaginary savings account. That way at least it's there. I know. People say put your money in a high – what's it called? A high yield or something. I don't know.

Never heard of that. Like someone says you're not supposed to have it in like just like a Bank of America savings account. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's what I have it in right now. I just have it in Bank of America. People are like, don't do that. Or what is it? Like interest, like where you want? I have no idea. My savings account always turned into a checking account because I'd keep transferring in and out of it. And it's like, you no longer get a savings. It's checking now. So I have like five checking accounts because my savings always turned into checking. I need to go back. I don't even have savings. It's just in one of the checking accounts. And I was like, I should probably put a savings account back. I don't even know the benefits of it. Like why even have a savings?

I don't know. I don't know either. I just like, I'm afraid like, God, what if something were to happen tomorrow and I just don't have any money? Yeah, I don't have any problems spending money. That's me.

I love spending it. It's fun. It's like life's short, whatever. I just have such guilt. I have such spender's guilt. I get that now. Now that I'm married because he's like the opposite. He hates spending. So now I get a little guilt. So I don't – I think I've stopped a little bit because I was feeling kind of bad. I was like, wow, I'm spending like all of our money. Oh my God. I can't wait to have a husband. I'm like, and his money too? Yeah. Yeah. Right? Yeah. It goes into one pile. Yeah. Oh my gosh. That's amazing.

It's kind of the best. Oh my gosh, I've got to get married. It isn't the best because I could never afford a house that I wanted. And then when I met him, he had the same amount of savings as I had. Oh yeah, I remember you saying that. That's so lucky. And I was like, ooh. Because I always wanted to buy a house, but I was like, well, then a guy's going to live with me and then I paid for this house. And it's like, no. So when I met him and I was like, oh, we have the same amount of savings. I was like, well, we should buy a house together. And then it finally worked because I never would have bought a house. I don't think I would have ever been saved. I know. I want Tana to buy a house so bad because she's – God,

that girl. She's so rich. Yeah. I'm surprised she, I mean, she's bougie. I guess she just doesn't want to like settle because it's a big decision, I guess. It is a huge decision. Of course, there's a lot of things like, again, you have to think about, but she also has people. She has so many people to help her. Yeah. And she, her rent is like insane. It's always been insane. I'm sure. I don't know it, but I'm like, you could just tell from where she lives. Oh my gosh. It is crazy. I can't even imagine, like,

that I was losing that much money in a month. Oh my gosh. It actually like stings. I think about when I used to rent houses for like $20,000 and I was just like damn I really wish I had that money now but. Right. It's like where who has it? But you know when you're

know when you're young I just always look up when you're young you don't know you don't know like you said take care of a house and where you want to be it's just like so much it's a lot so you know I don't ever want to be an adult yeah you don't have to be never grow up what are you looking forward to this year besides tour honestly I think that might be it I mean that's huge I mean it's your whole life right now is just touring so I'm just having I'm just having a lot of fun I'm like doing I feel like my whole life has shifted I have all new friends kind of I have all new like

things that I'm doing. I'm working out. I'm like just doing things I wouldn't or I wasn't doing before. So I'm having fun with this for a second. Yeah, you're like a whole new person. Your hair is down. Yeah, my hair is down. When I saw you last time with your hair down, I was just like, wow, it like changes you completely. It does. And I know, I just, I don't know. It's like a stimulation thing. Like I don't, if my glasses weren't here, I would be like overstimulated. It's just so cool. You just look like

and everything about you. I was like, I want to be you so bad. I know. Stop, I love you. The lip gloss application. I'm like, where's my lip gloss? I need to apply some too. Everything about you. You guys make me, I get so happy when I come here. I was so happy. I could not believe you were able to come literally within a day notice. I was so excited because I was like- You could have told me you have to be here yesterday and I would have. Well, we tried. You remember we tried? Well, I don't know. We, I was talking to Paige. We tried.

I think you guys were supposed to come at like 8 a.m. one morning before the People's Choice Awards. Oh, I know. That was wild. That was wild. I love, Tana loved her so much, but sometimes she just is too ambitious. She, like the morning of the People's Choice Awards, we had to be ready by like 3 p.m. And she's like, we're gonna go do Just Trish tomorrow. I'm like, that is like, in itself, we lose like, that's like four hours at least. You know what I mean? I knew it wasn't gonna happen because I was just like, I'm not gonna do it.

That's a lot for me to get up to glam at 6 a.m. and then like just here at my house at 8 a.m. I'm like, there's just no way they're going to make it. So I kind of knew. I was kind of like, this is not – but it was like a day before you guys left for tour, which I love the ambition of it because you guys were like, we're going to film a tavern video. We're going to do – I was like, I didn't know you were going to the People's Choice Awards. How did I know that? I was like, oh, they're definitely not coming. I know. Well, I had to call her and be like, listen – because obviously I wanted to so bad, but I was like, that is not – it's not possible. Like we had to literally – I was getting my hair done at like noon. Yeah.

I'm like. Yeah, so the paycheck's gonna be at like 10 o'clock. I just like knew that. I was just like, it's like whatever. But it's funny. Anyways, the point of all that was I want you both here one time because I think it'd be cute to have you both in this like little pink charity. Oh my God, I would love to. Our season two premiere. Yeah.

Yeah, that'd be everything. Literally. I know. Cause we're like, we're doing like last guest, not by choice. Just like, I'm like running out of people to DM, but I was like, we're all happy. You just got to start repeating all the ones that people like. I mean, that's what we've been doing. It's literally like you, Tana, Holly. That's it. It's like, cause no, many people like all of them. Then everyone's been really great. Like I said, I'm always like surprised anybody wants to come on here. So people have been great. And if people want to repeat, I would love that. But it's just, I run out of people to DM. I'm like, I don't know who else to DM to get on here. I know we're the same way. We'll also like,

people hate when we have guests literally unless it's you it's interesting yeah that's so it's so interesting but it's they've been good like the ones you've had lately I get it maybe if we were better like you're a good interviewer look we don't we aren't good at interviewing some people are probably like damn like give it up I love the way you interview because I love like the bunny jelly yeah the Jake Shane one was like so good because I've seen him on other people's yeah he's a friend so that's like different we try to only have friends yeah yeah I think that's the best way to go and now you have so many new friends so I know yeah I

these girls you mentioned I'm like they could all be on your canceled podcast she just bring like hot aloe trainers one day and just like yeah that'd be good I know I'm like what's Harry like oh my god does he ever talk about him kind of well he was like telling me he's like yeah I've been to Coachella a few times like my best friend headlined a couple years ago and in my head I'm like hmm I love him and then he's like yeah Harry Styles I was like oh he goes do you know him I go

Yeah, I think. Do you know? I gag when people say that. It's like, yeah, obviously. So funny. I stand for anyone that anyone likes, honestly. I'm just like, if we love Billie Eilish, we love Billie Eilish. I know. Your new one is Chapel Rowan now. Oh, yeah. When's she coming on? July. She's coming. Wait, actually? Oh, shoot. Okay. She can come June if she wants. Or she can't. She's on a world tour until July. Just kidding.

Just kidding. Do you know who Chaplin is? I like her one song, Casual. Oh, yeah. That's a good song. Did you see her at Coachella? Oh, she was on the same time Sabrina was, right? Uh-uh. I saw Sabrina. Oh, Sabrina was amazing. I love Sabrina Carpenter. I don't know any of her songs. I just think she's beautiful. Oh, my God. I love her. I like her. She's just like such a little performer. You know she's 4'11". She's tiny. Really? Yeah. She's short. She's this big and she's just so, oh, my God. She's so cute. You can't tell because Barry Keoghan's also short. So them together. It's like Ariana and Ethan Slater. I think he's like 5'8".

He looks huge compared to her. Yeah, so he towers over her. Because she's actually that tiny. I love when small people get with small people because it's just like little- Me too. And then I'm like, good, you cancel each other out and now the rest of us have the- You know what I mean? Yeah, but that's true. I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm like, yeah, you guys can have-

is kind of tall now. I feel like there's so many short girls because I'm 5'3 too and I kind of like feel like a tower over so many girls. Like Tara Yemi. I know. Oh my God. She's so tiny. She humbled me so quick. Yeah. And she was at Coachella the whole time like standing next to me. I'm like you better. She's so tiny and short. She's so tiny. Yeah. What?

And you being like 5'3", you think like I was that too. I'm like short. I'm like a whole head taller than her. I'm like this is never. How tall is she? Like she's like 4'10", I think. I mean she's like 4'0", I think. She's so short. I mean she looks like so petite. But she's also like little tiny. Like she doesn't look even that short because she's. But when she like gets up from this, like it's so cute. Like if she got down from this chair, her head would be here. Yeah, it's so funny. That's why her big boots. She's like so tiny. Right. It's like the, what did you call it? It was like the Bratz dolls. Yeah, literally. Yeah, because even like Tana's boots too made her look like a Bratz doll.

brat style. I was like, that's such a cute. That's what I'm saying. If you wear the big boots, you would look like a little brat style. I don't know. I don't, I'm trying to build up my leg. Like I'm really, I'm trying to get a little leg. I love like a muscular leg though. But in the Coachella photo we use in our, in the Patreon, I remember like when I was editing, I was looking at your legs and like the way you were posing, you could see like all the

muscle. The definition. That's what I've been working on. That's what I tell Laura every time I get to Pilates. I say, give me some leg. You were our fave Coachella look. Thank you. Jake. Jake was our best dressed guy. Oh yeah, Jake was best dressed man. Let him know for us. I will. Jake Weber was a close, but we went with Octopus because he looked just

confident in himself and I'm like I love this he's so funny he's like god you would love him you have to have him on okay well Jake apologies if we've ever said anything yeah pass on the good word yeah pass on the good word I never know sometimes I just talk to talk and then I'm like I don't know it sounds bad so we love him he's the it boy now he really is the it boy huh I can't think of anyone else more it boy than him no right and he deserves that yeah I love him shout out Shake Shane and Octopus

Octopus lover. I love when he's calling him octopus. That's his name. He's octopus lover. He's actually a heart of book. I remember my management before this was like, oh, we can get him on. But like in May, I was like, oh, that's- Yeah, well, he's got like his opportunities right now. I'm like, jeez. Yeah. You got to take him. We love that. I love when he can become like a best friend. Like people knew him from being like Sophia Range's best friend. And now he's just like his own thing. And I think that's everything.

It's very Kim Kardashian out of Paris Hilton Shadow. Oh, yeah. He's the new Kim K. He's the new Kim K. That's what they're saying. Yeah. That's what the streets are saying. That's what the streets are saying. Brooke, I love you so much. I love you guys so much. I seriously can't believe you came on. This is such an honor. Check out Brooke...

on tour? Is it sold out? I don't know. Can they still get tickets? I think there's still some tickets for some of the shows. And new dates soon. Oh yeah. When the new dates are coming? New dates are coming very soon. I'm not sure when. I thought you meant like my, like am I going on any new dates? I'm like hopefully Zac Efron. Whoever else is on there. Zac Efron. We love you guys. Thanks for watching. We'll see you on the next one. Bye.