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Her name is Trish, she's got the fish in him. Cops off the queen and says what everybody thinks, she's just Trish.

But I'm going to make this a good July because every July usually is awful. But this is going to be a good July. We have two hot topics this week, so you know it's going to be banging, banging buns. I wish they were delivering. We also have two sponsors today. Check those out. I know you guys love the ad reads, so I'm going to save it as a surprise and you can see the ad reads. Oh my God, Trish. Yes, sponsors. Thank you. We love our sponsors. And shout out to a July baby, Oscar, who was born in July. Yeah. Cancer season. Cancer season's upon us. You and Tanner are both cancer.

cancers. That's crazy. I know. And Shane Dawson. Oh. And David Obrecht. No, he might be the other one. He might be Leo. Selena Gomez. Lindsay Lohan. Icons only. Yeah. Is Ariana a cancer? She seems like she would be.

What a crazy name for an animal. It's a crab, right? It is a crab, yeah. Oh, yeah. Ariana is a cancer. I knew it. I have a kinship with all the girlies. Most of the girlies. I was like, all of them? Let me clarify. Why is it cancer? Why is a crab a cancer? That's a good question. I have no idea. I don't know either. Or why is a Pisces a fish and why is a Taurus a bull? Is this a different language? Because I never heard anyone call a fish a Pisces. Because it's only in English. In Hebrew, the name is the thing. So we say...

You know, like we don't say. But is crab a cancer? That's what I'm asking. We use the word we use for crab. For the astrology you're talking about? Yeah. Yeah. Or like. I don't know. Or like there's the sign that is a bucket. So we call it bucket. Oh, it's Greek. Okay. So it is a different language. I'm like, it must be a different language.

The word cancer comes from the Greek word karkinos, which means crab and ulcerous sore. Cool. Oh, so it's not even cancer. It's conquerous or whatever you just said. So it's not even, they're just sorting it up. That's great. So like Sagittarius is Greek?

I guess, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Slay a Greek. We love Greek mythology. We were just talking about that on our Patreon this week. Oh, yeah. You're into Greek mythology, right? A little bit, I think. Wait, what did you say about it? Why did we bring it up? I swear you said it. I forgot how we brought it up. I remember... Oh, Icarus. Oh, yes, Icarus was close to the sun. And I knew that from Hamilton. You knew that from what? Greek. Oh, mythology. I'm trying not to smile today either because like...

So my face, I obviously, Chopperon cosplay. Just because I haven't done a good cosplay in a while and I'm inspired by Chopperon lately. Feminine Almanac. Yeah. Wait, what? You're a feminine Almanac. A feminine Almanac, yeah. I saw the Miss Piggy shirt that said that and I was like, ooh, and I kind of wanted to do a pig nose today because she loves Miss Piggy. I didn't know the lore, but first of all, I love Miss Piggy, but then I saw her main picture. It's like pinned and she's like, oh, Piggy nose. And I'm like, why does she have a Piggy nose? And I was like, from Miss Piggy. And I was like, slay. Even the Statue of Liberty, Miss Piggy did it. I don't know if it was a coincidence, but I was like, anyways, love Miss Piggy, love Chopperon. And I just haven't done a fun cosplay.

fun cosplay in a while so I was like let me just dress up and surprisingly my daughter like I thought like you know like she might think like oh my gosh who's this person but she was like very chill she's like my mom I'm like how does she just know everything why did we get on that I was gonna say something about your teeth no you were saying oh my gosh so everyone lately has been telling me oh my god your teeth look so white and then today I smiled I almost look a little like gray yellow

Well, I think it's because you have the makeup against them. Yeah, that's what they were saying. They're like the coloring of like the white makeup, the base, like kind of makes it so white and bright that this looks a little like, it looks like yellow. It's crazy. And everyone knows I have white teeth. White my teeth look anyways. Right. Yeah, but nobody has that kind of white on their teeth. I don't know. Unless they're radioactive or something. So now I'm self-conscious.

about it but anyways it probably doesn't matter but I thought I looked like so slay and then I was like ooh don't smile girl but it's fine but I love it I also kind of feel a little bit like the Queen Charlotte from Bridgerton oh yeah you know with like the hair the accessories and also like that I do think her wig's slay in season 3 we were watching season 3 it was my husband's idea he's like do you want to watch season 3 I was like absolutely so we're watching that now with the Lemonade we have our little did you finish it?

You know I'm in my young. How? How? But that's not a phase. How many seasons are there? There's six seasons of Young Sheldon. And how many episodes a season? Like 25. So that's not a phase. You can pause that. That's a hobby. That's a project. Bridgerton is only eight episodes. Like you're already done with a few. The only thing I pause for, I'm watching House of the Dragon because my boyfriend really is into it.

I wasn't to season one of House of the Dragon, but now I'm kind of over prequels, I think. Yeah, I know. Like, everything's a prequel and it's like, we know what's going to happen because we've seen the regular cool. Like, we know what happens. Oh, you don't like to know what happens. I like the preface. Like, the Queen Charlotte, I like to see her before Bridgerton. But I guess that's different because, you know, things are good. Like, in Game of Thrones, you know it doesn't end the way that you want, so. Oh, but that's

It's kind of fun, though, that you get to see the characters again, like, alive and well, and they're younger, right? Is that what it is? No, it's not. It's not. It's like Daenerys' like ancestors. Oh, no. And you know how it ends, you know? Like, you know, nothing works out for the Queenies. Like, you know, I see they show you like a sleigh, like, you know, platinum blonde woman that you're rooting for. Right. And, you know, it doesn't work out for them. So it's like, damn, why am I doing this? Yeah.

I think Game of Thrones is like overrated. It's all about British. Which is so funny because you had such a hardcore Game of Thrones era. The cosplays were good. The cosplays were good. I know. It really was because this guy I liked at the time was really into Game of Thrones and dragons. And so I had like dragons all over my house. I was like really into it. But if I'm being real, I only watched like the first season. And I only got through that because of Jason Mow. Once he was like unalive, I was like... He kind of came back a little bit in the second season.

kind of lost interest I would watch a little bit with him here and there but that like wedding when everyone like died I was like this is awful so I think it was a fraud I think I was a poser for that one I don't think it was a real I think it was a pick me in that era where I was just like yeah I love Game of Thrones like you know but honestly boring like you know I don't know Bridgerton though that's my jam and you gotta watch it we also have to watch you have to put a pause on Young Sheldon so you can watch Jeremy Hansen we should do that for Wednesday and we'll watch what did I say watch a season of Young Sheldon how many oh maybe like half like

Like 20 episodes are a lot. Dear Evan Hansen is an hour and a half so I can watch three episodes of Young Sheldon. Four, I guess, for good measure. We should do that for our Wednesday because we have hot topics and we don't know if we're going to have hot topics by then. Okay, T, I guess I can try. I can do a Dear Evan Hansen. It's not long. It's a movie.

Your boyfriend's off school for summer? He doesn't like musicals and he hates Ben Platt. So I don't know how that's going to work out. How does he even know to hate him? I didn't know he existed before she told me. That's a good point. How does he hate him? I think you've seen the Twitter memes of Ben Platt. What are the Twitter memes? Well, people just make fun of him...

Sorry, Ben Platt. People just make fun of him for like how him and his boyfriend dress alike. Like they say that they look like two marionette puppets whenever they're on a red carpet together. Wait, why puppets? First of all, I love a couple who dress alike. I think that's so... I bet you and your boyfriend share clothes at some point. Well, my boyfriend's too like small so I can never wear his clothes. You wear his hat. I do wear his hat. Yeah. Okay. He brought my jackets for sure. Whenever he wants like the oversized look, which I'm like, I don't know how to feel

know how to feel about that but I'm like okay. He's like I like an oversized. I just saw Peter Pons and he gave his friend all his clothes because he lost too much weight and I was like okay that's like a little bit of yeah. He's like so I gave them to her. I was like I don't know if I want people to say that like a tulle or he did say she likes them oversized. He tried to save and be like she likes things oversized. I was like I mean respect that but um.

I don't, yeah. Wait, what's the puppet part? Is it because they're so skinny? Something about like their demeanor, I think. Like, and then they wear like, they're skinny, but they wear like, you know, it's like the baggier kind of suits are like in fashion. So, and they have like the beard and like the hair. They do look similar, but that's so funny. So Twitter hates on them for that. And then your boyfriend just doesn't like him based on the Twitter memes? I think so. Yeah. My boyfriend's a little critical. The gay community can be a little critical sometimes. Not all the time, but you know. Most of the time. Yeah. A lot of the time.

a lot of the time. That's wild. He's like, I just don't like that they match. But that's like girls on girls too. You know, girls will be hate on girls for no reason. So I get that. I love Ben Platt for one so don't listen to any of that. I totally support you. And you hate musicals too. Oh gosh, but it's, you know.

You know, well. I could get into it. I could get into it. You might not like it. Because it did get. It was hated. I loved it. But it was hated among Dear Evan Hansen fans too. Yes. I think. Yeah. Because I remember. Oh my God. I forget who it was. I know her name's Amanda. She's like. She like watches movies and comments on them. And she watched Dear Evan Hansen. The Ben Platt version. Like the movie version. Yeah. And just seeing Ben Platt in the high school setting was a little shocking. People did not like that. Yeah. But it's like.

Everyone does that. Like, everyone in Greece was older. Everyone in High School Musical was older. Like... I think, too, that was, like, at the beginning of maybe, like, the Nepo Baby discourse. Yeah. So I think the timing for Ben Platt was also, like, a little unfortunate because he is a Nepo Baby. But so talented. Yeah. Like, actually talented. He is very talented. I get it. I loved him in Pitch Perfect. I thought he was very charming in Pitch Perfect. He was really good in that. Yeah. Maybe it's, like, when people get really skinny, people start hating on them. You know what I mean? Because... Oh, God. We're screwed in a year. Yeah.

I love that. A year and a month. I'm going to be so... Not after this weekend. I kind of... Ever since our Patreon, I kind of just was like... I think I did so good and I felt so skinny last week. I'm like, I can kind of go back to eating. And I literally... We had crumble. By the way, go to our Patreon.com slash Jess Trish. We had...

We had Wendy's first of all. We had Wendy's. We muck banged too close to the sun. We muck banged too close to the sun. Genuinely. Icarus over here. We did Wendy's. I had our Wendy's meal. Then we had the Frosties. Then we had a sugar cookie at Wendy's. Then we went to Crumble. Got two boxes of Crumble cookie. They weren't that great. Spoiler alert. But you know we still ate them for research purposes. We had the espresso by Sabrina Carpenter for ice cream. Oh yes.

It was wild. And then the night, I was just like, you know what? It was a cheat day today. I'm just going to have some Kraft Mac and Cheese for dinner. Boom, done, done, done. Then the next day, we had our friends over, and we made them breakfast bagels. I'm like, okay, this is relatively healthy. But I'm like, what's our pizza night? Saturday night's our pizza night, so I'm like, let's have some pizza. Yesterday was just wild. I started off with oatmeal, and then I literally just, I don't know, I just couldn't stop eating. I had a drumstick ice cream cone. I had two bags of chips. I think three bagels.

Three bagels yesterday. That was wild. I had chicken, rice. We ordered cake. I mean, it was wild. And I'm like, I'm feeling it today. I'm like, okay, girl. Like, all that dieting I did for three weeks probably gained it back in three days. But I'm going to still, I'm going to still, I'm going to get back on it today. I'm going to get back on that grapefruit. July's a new month. July's a...

It's a fresh start for all of us. It's a fresh start, yeah. And Pride Month is over. Pride Month is never over. It lives on in my heart forever. It's Pride all the time. Every day is Pride. That's why I wanted to keep it going with the Chapel Rowan cosplay. I have another one Wednesday. So July should be Chapel Rowan month. Yeah, very much. Oh, it's neat, yeah. And then it's kind of like it pulls the Pride in a bit. Yeah, Pride all year round. I don't, you know, we just want to be queer all year round. Yeah, we are. We are. We are.

I was thinking about that too. I was like, is there more months where I feel a little more queer than others? Maybe. You know, I think, I don't know. Halloween. Halloween is a good one. Halloween. Oh, that's the best. Watching Bridgerton makes me like feel more queer than ever. You know what I mean? Well, you haven't gotten to that part yet. I just spoiled it for you. They really went full on with it and I'm loving it. I'm here for it. Who's your favorite Bridgerton brother? I mean, I feel like I don't really remember the rest of them that much. What? None of them?

No, I mean, because I watched season two so long ago and I've only seen like three episodes, two episodes of season three. Oh, okay. So you can't get into the Colin lore. No, I think I could be down for Colin. I've like, he got, he had like another glow up too. Cause I didn't really think much of him like season one or two, but he looks good now. No, we were saying that cause we've been binge watching. We binge watched season three, then season one, season two, and we're back to season three. It's like actually insane. Like, like he looks like a completely different person.

And I'm like, okay, he lost weight, but, like, does that make you look, like, completely different? Like, his face, like, everything about him looks so different. Well, it's also, you know, the glam. Like, they, that's the storyline, so they pushed it even further. What, the glam? To make him look even more... Like his makeup, you mean, or what? Yeah, whatever they do to make him look, you know, the hairstyle, everything about it. Because they really pushed the idea of, like, the transformation. He is, I mean, he's my new fave in the moment. Like, he is just so gorgeous. I think it's just him as British, and I don't know if I would like him in anywhere else, but him as British...

um but of course i love anthony anthony oh by the way louis you're all out of your drink milk drink your milk shirts i've been trying to get it for me and my co-host's birthday and i can't get it i'm so sad how did i i was on the list i was on the notify me list and that's like i think they just pulled a uh just trish and like ordered very very limited quantities they're like i don't know how much is gonna sell but but they need to do wave two

Or maybe they're just trying to like keep it super limited so it makes everyone want it more and then they do like another drop. I don't know. It could go either way. I mean it's working so. Right. I know. I feel like we should – not to be whatever but I feel like we should because so many people were just like – I was just getting home from work and I was like, oh man, I don't know. Like yeah. But I don't know. I feel like we could do even better t-shirts. Luayme's shirt is $300. Ours is $30 so. Oh my god.

I mean, I bought the I Told You shirt, but still, like, that's absolutely wild. But also, it goes to a good cause, though. It's shameless fun. Shameless fun. I love. We need him on the show. Jonathan Bailey. Come on down. I would love. You see him at the gym, don't you? Jonathan Bailey? Didn't you say you saw the gym? I swear you said that. Really? I've never seen them in person ever. Wait, what? Why do I feel like we had this conversation? Jonathan Bailey?

I saw Jerry O'Connell at the gym. That's probably why I got confused. He's also very good looking. Wait, Jerry O'Connell's gay? No, a J. Oh, J. I was like, oh my gosh, crazy. I swear we had this conversation. So I'm going to rewind the tapes of Hot Topics because I swear we had it. And

I was like, because you're like, I see him at the gym. And I'm like, oh my God, what if he like flirted with you? You're like, no, I couldn't do it because he's too good looking. No, my coworker interviewed him at the Bridgerton premiere. And then you said like, what if he flirted with you if you were interviewing him? Wait, first of all. Okay. What? Okay. Wait. Bridgerton was in LA? In New York. Anyways, I want to get this job for ET. I want to be able to be that person that does this. Hayley Bailey's everywhere. Hayley Bailey is interviewing everybody. Oh, yeah. What does she? Oh, Quiet Place. She did the Quiet Place interview.

day one premiere. Is that the one with Joseph Quinn? Yes. Was that E.T. that showed the clip where she was like, I don't think it was E.T. I don't know if it was us. Saying, Haley, wake up. And he's like, ugh. Yeah. All the life just drained from him. He's like, ugh, Haley, wake up. Yeah. It's tough. Interviews are tough in general. Obviously, when a TikTok chorus one is there, they're supposed to get something quirky and out of pocket. But I feel like

the studios don't prepare the celebrities to do that enough. You know what I mean? Like, it's not... Hailey Bailey's, like, was getting dragged through the mud for that whole bit. Oh, was she? Yes. Oh, I just saw, like, a little clip and I was like, that's so weird. I didn't know. I had no idea. Okay, I don't want to drag her more then. No, it's not even...

her fault. It's like this. She's gotten invited over by the studio like the studios want. Oh, like the tick tockers like, you know, the studios want Harry Daniels at the premiere. You know what I mean? And it's like, I really don't understand. Harry is like at every premiere ever. But I get you.

Wait, so what's her microphone say when she's interviewing? I don't know. I thought she was doing the TikTok. Like, they're for TikTok, I think. But I could be wrong. But it, like, has the whole, like, narrative of, like, what happened to journalism, you know, because, like, these interviews are so, like, unserious and, like, just for, like...

the viral moment of it all. But it's, like, not their fault. It's, like, the studios are the ones that are inviting them and, like, setting them up. It's not like they're just showing up and, like, you know, everything is set up. So you think they have the questions approved? I think that's, like, their bit. Like, oh, we'll invite you to do something, like, quirky for TikTok. Like...

You know, you had a brand that like reached out to you like, oh, we love your taverns. Oh, right. You know what I mean? So it's like do something at the tavern. I had actually another big brand reach out about the tavern. It was a really big one and an athletic one. And I was like, hmm, I don't know the tie into this. I never move in the tavern. But like it's literally like – well, it'll be jobbiest. But like it's literally something with running. And I was just like, how am I running? It's like the – anyways. The tavern is – that's going to be the hit I feel like. What is Trish Frankenstein doing? Like running through the –

With my Nikes. Running through the woods. It's not Nike, but... Right, running through the woods. You know, just to lose some weight, I guess. Why else would you run through the woods? I don't know. That's too much. We have to think of the whole story, Elaine. Yeah, I was... Is he dating Lupita or are they in the movie together? They're just in the movie together. Oh, I thought they were. Starring together, yeah. And the cat?

Yeah. Is it in the movie? The cat was actually a great actor. There's two cats. Oh. I couldn't tell the difference. Oh, you saw it. I did see it. Yeah. The cat was great. Like, the cat was really serving. I think it was the real cat the whole time. I don't think it was CGI, but, like, very emotive. Like, I don't know how the cat did it, actually, because, like, obviously the aliens are CGI, Avi. Oh, the aliens? Spoiler alert. I don't know.

I did not see that in the trailer. You probably. I definitely didn't watch the trailer. I was going to say. No. Aliens on the whole plot. Oh. Wow. But like. Anytime a noise would happen. Like an alien would be walking. Like. The cat would look at. Like directly at it. I don't know how they did that. Yeah. A talented cat. It's very talented cat. Or lucky. Maybe a CGI. It should be like a. Oscar category. For like.

Best animal performance or something because a dog did really well last year at the did they win the dog? No, it was like the Yeah, they try to ban the dog they showed him right but it was like a pre-filmed a bit Everyone was nervous was gonna steal the thing. They hate animals. I know what the hell who's not who's we don't know nominations for next year Yeah, no, no, it's way too early. I think but hey guys

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that Wendy's nuggets they spilled all over the floor but I still ate them I was like hopefully Moses' cheese are wild oh I spilled a nugget the saucy nugget you spilled a nugget on your just trisher you spilled your ten piece spicy nuggets on the floor all of them that one survived I saw some stains in the car all kind of greasy did you? I always see some greasy spots on the steering wheel just call us out for it

Yeah, and it's kind of wild. I know. I got my car back this week, thank God. So I was like, okay, not that that's not mine. It's ours. Everything's ours but the car that I like that I fought so hard for that I had to cry over to get. I got it and we finally get it back. Guys, this is your last day to sign up for our Pride package. Speaking of Pride, the Birkin is featured in this month's 8x10. Just so you guys know, you can get this at patreon.com slash justtrish. Headshots are exclusive to that month. We do not resell them. We do not have more. You cannot buy them back.

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The Muckbang will come up. Will that be this week? Or what? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Saturday, yeah. But last Saturday, we posted, you guys got a little sneak peek. Not a sneak peek. You got 90 minutes of. We're only going to talk about 20 minutes here on the podcast. Brooke Schofield's Who the F Did I Marry? 13-part series. We did 90 minutes of reacting. A 90-minute reaction. And that was our last video we did after all the sugar and the processed food. Then we did that. And it was a wild, wild ride.

It's like a story that we've heard before, but the way that Brooke retold the story with like new details, I think, like she got so specific. Wow. It was like so captivating. Yeah. And also I had a face to the name because she, when she came on the first time, I was like, you know what? She talks about him all the time. Like, I don't want to like press her on like, oh, let's talk about your ex-boyfriend again. You know? So I was like, she talked a little bit about it. I had no idea who he was. Didn't know Zach Sang's involvement, none of it. So when we got to watch the 13 part series, and

it was pretty concise. She did like two minutes each one. So it wasn't like a 10 minute each one. So it's not too long. But you're getting like two to three minutes each one. The way she tells the story, her little hair, her nails, like everything about her is like gorge. Order the robes, by the way. We have Waldorf Astoria robes coming. We're doing the whole cosplay, you guys. It's one size though. So I'm a little nervous because I'm not, every time I do go to a hotel, like they don't really close, but we'll see. You're very tinier than me. Not that we're as

size comparing, but you're my dream weight. You're like 200. Can I say it? Did we say it before? You're 200. So skinny. I was like, wow. And you're muscular and you're taller. And I'm too, gosh, well, I was 227. I'm probably back in the 230s. I was so excited. I think that's why I celebrate. I was like, I'm in my 220s. I'm like, let me celebrate. And then I'm probably back up to 230s, but it's fine. So yeah, you probably could fit because you're taller and...

I've also had the robe trauma, though, of not being able to tie it. Back in the day. Maybe you still have it in your head. I don't know. I guess we'll see. I think you'll probably, yeah. It is hard because everything just looks so good on Brooke. I was thinking I would love to do the slick back hair, but I would literally look just bald with a giant head. Me too. It'd look like a baby or something. Wait, like a baby? Like, you know, just big head, bald. He's cute, though. I love a bald baby.

Babies always had hair and then they lose it. So actually, I don't know. But I think all babies are cute for sure. We don't shame over baby's hair here. I did order her bubble bee necklace though. You did? The knockoff. The like Amazon knockoff. What's the bougie one? I don't even know who makes that bougie. I have an Instagram ad for it.

Of course. And it was like $200 or something for like the little gold plated like bubble letter necklace. But I'm like, let me like look for a dupe. So. You found one. Yeah. What else was her red nails? Her red nails, the little earrings, slicked back hair. Taco Bell. Waldo Fristeria. The Taco Bell. Olipop. Olipop. A Celsius, which was, I think that was like part 15. Right. She bought an A Celsius. But what else? And then her Casetify case. We found that out later. Oh, I ordered that. I ordered that.

black cherry case. I ordered it right away. Yes, that's awesome. Okay, so we'll have like a whole combined. I did order the, her like a brown wig like hers were like long because I noticed in one of them she had it like long because I don't know, I can't pull out the slicked back hair either. I tried when she came and then she had her hair beautiful and down. Oh yeah, so go ahead. Brooke, if you're watching, I'm wearing the brown chocolate wig to look like you. Oh,

We'll figure it out. But she's, yeah, it's wild because I just never knew what Clinton Cain looked like. Like, didn't really care. Didn't know his song. She kept saying, oh, his most famous song, Chicken Tendies. I'm like, what the hell is Chicken Tendies? And I love Chicken Fingers. So I was like, how do I not know? Also,

took it from me because I have an album called Chicken Fingers and Lipo. Yeah. So I think he kind of took that. But anyways, I hate when people use chicken tenders to be quirky. You know what I mean? Like, I don't think you love chicken tenders. I don't see you muck banging chicken tenders. Like, you know what I mean? That's kind of my thing. Uh-huh. You know? Like a little bit of appropriation of the chicken tenders. I think so. I think he's like, let me just be cool and fit in with everyone who likes chicken tenders. And shortening it to like tendies. Not chicken tendies. So quirky. Like chicken tendies. And I think it's because it's him against me. I think if anyone else says that, it's fine. Oh, yeah. 100%. But him saying it.

saying it I'm kind of like I don't know yeah Brooke said it I was like oh you're so cute Brooke yeah that's right chicken tendies for Brooke she came up with this she was actually I came up with that and he stole it I'd be like actually we love chicken tendies for sure for sure she like replied because she saw the thumbnail and then I was like oh

I was like, oh, like, because I never know. I'm like, is this awkward? Because we know. I'm like, is it, like, weird we're, like, doing this? But she was like, no, I can't wait to give you all the tea. So Brooke is coming on. We actually booked her before all this came out. We had booked her before her boob job even. She's a busy girl. So I'm sure they'll talk about it on Canceled first. And I told Tana that, too. I was like, oh, my God, I can't wait for Canceled this week because there's so much going on. So I can't wait to hear about her boob job and all that stuff like that and Tana's trip and everything. But the only thing I said, my little criticism was, like,

And she knows. She knows he gave him, she gave him promo and clout, right? And I'm sure that's why he did the song because, like, you know who this is about. He did, like, 20 to, like, poke her, you know what I mean? To, like, get this reaction, which is, like, ugh, annoying. I mean, love it for her because, like, also, yes, keep exposing him because we were saying we probably have, like, a Netflix documentary, like, you know, don't f*** cats. Like, someone will find out the real truth of Clinton Cain. And, like, what if he, like, you know, I don't know. What if, because he is a little,

with the way that he, you know what I mean? Yes. In our opinions. In our opinions, yeah. Okay, in our opinions. But he definitely is. You're making up deaths and killing off people and just like... An alleged Australian, an alleged orphan, an alleged singer-songwriter, an alleged 24-year-old. An alleged singer-songwriter. I think he's a singer-songwriter unless you think he's still... I don't know. I think it's great and that's not what I was going to say is I hate...

I hate that he got this like promo because there will be people like myself. I'm not a fan, but it's like he's kind of good. Like it's kind of a good song. I know it did. You didn't get into it. I want to say slaps. I would say maybe it has like a tiny little hit, a tiny smack. No, maybe it's a hit hit.

I don't live it without you. It's so edgier than I was telling you. The hands need to shake more. I know. More. More. I like it. And I can say I like that part too. I like that because we were saying he's so theatrical. He's like...

I feel it. I feel it when he sings. It is very you coded. I get why you would kind of be into it. When I was editing the Patreon video, I did have that little ditty in my head. I don't want to. But I wouldn't say slaps. I wouldn't say hit. I think that's being very generous. I'm not going to judge your taste in music. But I will say it sounded like a tune.

Ed Sheeran to me. It is very Ed Sheeran but it's also just like every other like guy with a guitar. Yeah he said it sounded like Alex Warren which I love Alex Warren. I do love Alex Warren. Yeah it's like Niall and Alex. Oh wow. I think Niall's a little bit above them like he's kind of above Ed Sheeran and all them. Oh yeah I mean I love Niall's music but I'm saying it's kind of the same vibe. Oh the vibe. Yeah the vibe. It's like something we've seen a million times before so I'm not like

oh, this is the next big thing because it's like he's just something that we've already got a lot of. Like, we're good on like the guys with guitars singing about their feelings. Well, you know, he has a unique look so maybe like that category. He's very unique. Yeah. Someone, you know, people,

People like that when there's just someone that's a little off-putting and they're like, we kind of like this. You know what I mean? Because we have the good-looking Niles, Ed Sheeran, Alex Warrens. So when you see someone that's like, I can relate to this person because we're not in the 1% of attractive people in the world. You know what I mean? Yeah, people do love a quirky-looking person. But I think we're in Rat Boy Summer. Not too ratty. If he was more rodent-looking, I feel like it could work out for him. What animal does he look like? Be nice.

Maybe like koala. Oh. Sloth. I thought we were going to say the same thing. I was like. And a cute. You know what? Sloth is way more accurate. Yeah. Yeah. I love a sloth. I see that. First of all, I can't stand him and what he did to Brooke. And he's obviously like a compulsive liar. That's it. That's all I really think about it now.

I would love to see him on cancel. I think that Brooke said she would have him on. Yeah, she told us that she would have him on. I would love that. I need to see that. I need answers. I think that's the one frustrating thing about the whole saga is that there is just no closure really because the only statement that he released is just that like,

Brooke lied about so much and is like milking their short-term relationship and that what Clinton really meant is that he had a mother-like figure who passed away. Oh my gosh. Good PR though. I feel like that's something you'd come up with for me if I was in hot water. That's so true. You're like the same mother. Anytime I have something,

have something, I'm like, what do I say? I'm always prepared to make a statement about something that no one cares about. But just in case people care, he's like, you can say it like this. Were you his PR person? No. I wouldn't take that on. Oh, you wouldn't? No, I would never take Cullen Kane on.

Could you give him a little advice, like a little free advice? I mean, I honestly think that is the way to go. The whole explanation was for the Australian thing. Oh, he traveled a lot, like blah, blah, blah. So he felt like... Oh, that's what they said? Yeah, he traveled a lot growing up. So he felt more ties to Australia than Brunei or whatever. I mean...

that too because I grew up in Illinois and I was three years here in California so maybe I'm like I'm a California girl you know what I mean but maybe there's a big difference though I don't know but there's only one person I think that can interview him and really do justice not Zach Sang Joey Joey Joey Joey Joey does one of those hot moments that's where they go oh I see yeah that's where they go there's one place for them to go but he not

everything that's actually a slay i would love to see that i think he's in like the uk or i don't know we don't know actually i'm just you don't know where anyone's at yeah but um okay slay yeah definitely could i i wanted i wish is that gonna be our friends but we're not friends like that where i could just like text him and be like what's up with this like what's real so bad i literally just want to go to like every single party involved and like get to the bottom of it because it's it still just doesn't make any sense like

How was everyone so convinced? I guess if you meet someone for the first time and they say their family passed away and that they're Australian, you kind of just would believe them, I guess. Like, who would...

I don't know. I don't know. It'd be weird to not believe him if that actually did happen. You're like, I don't believe you. And I'm like, what? I think Swoop should make a documentary about it. We said she would. We do need like a Swoop level. Because she has people. She has teams. She has researchers. So, and I feel like she's pretty quick with it. And I feel like last year is when we got the Swoop docuseries. She has made videos, but I feel like now we could get like a fuller deep dive into this. And I think everyone's invested. Again, I hate that Clinton Cain is getting like

any sort of... Because I literally never heard of him before Brooke, ever. Like, hand to God, did not hear about this person. You guys know I exaggerate all the time. Never heard of this person. Even when she was here, couldn't tell you what he looked like. I just didn't understand it, didn't get it. When I finally did see him, I think we looked him up after, I was just like... Like, he did look like a child to me, and I was just like, this is so weird. This is the person that you're, like, so heartbroken about. Like, you know, to each their own, whatever. But I was like, this is so bizarre, but...

I don't know. I mean, it makes Matt Rife look like, you know, well, he's an upgrade. You know what I mean? A hundred percent. Yeah. Still a liar, but the looks are different. Right. Isn't that sad, though?

sad though it's like oh like it's like oh well he's better looking so he's a little more forgivable it's like okay it's i don't know but it was wild to me that clinton kane saw what happened to matt rathen was like you know what i'm gonna poke this bear i'm gonna go and like agitate brooke and stuff like that i was like why would you do that i was thinking about that too i think maybe the most he was expecting is her to like talk about it on canceled again and then like that audience like already is plugged in and knows but i don't know if he expected like the level on tiktok that she

Brooke Unleashed. Unleashed. And the dangerous thing about TikTok for Clinton is that it spreads so quickly to people who are... Know you. Yeah, like Brooke gained so many followers from the whole series. I think within 24 hours, she got 50 million views on the video. Isn't that crazy? Oh my... In 24 hours, 50 million views. That's more than Bridgerton. Yeah. Netflix should have picked this up instantly. That is actually...

actually insane do you know how many followers she gained can you tell I forgot how many a couple I think a hundred thousand or something like that wow in 24 hours because it just reaches so many new people you know there's so many people who didn't know Brooke or didn't know Clinton then suddenly became like very invested in the whole story yeah and I love it I love it too she goes oh you say a yapper like let me and we like she messed with the wrong yapper we messed with the left

me show you yapping and then we watched it we watched his original one that set it off and I like read the thing wrong I thought it was like he had this new girlfriend and she's a yapper so I thought he was like because everyone's saying oh there's no one over there because I thought he looked over and he's like laughing to someone so that oh that's his new girlfriend and she's a yapper and he's like oh she's such a yapper but then I like re-read it and he's like when you're over the relationship and that girl from what is the ex-girlfriend won't stop like yapping so I mean who's he like laughing to obviously no one's there but who's he supposed to be laughing to like who's that supposed to be over there

A friend? I was so confused about that too. I literally have watched that TikTok so many times trying to understand because it's all like so cringe to me because it's like the whole like,

Like, and then the cheers. I'm like, what? Yeah, but are they reading the caption? So they're like laughing at the caption that you didn't put on when you filmed the video? That's why it's so confusing. And it's the dichotomy. The dichotomy of the lore. The dichotomy is like between like that video and the caption versus the song, which is like, I don't wanna give you what we have. That's good. You kind of look like him. That's good. It's like,

Why is the caption so shady and then the song is like, you want to be with her? It's so weird. Okay, that's what I was saying though. I'm like, kind of a flex. Like if someone wrote that song about me, I was like, wow, they are in love with me. Like she knew he was in love with her and obsessed with her from the beginning. But like he's still obsessed with you and I love that for her. Because I was like, that's kind of a sweet song. Like if someone wrote that about me, I was like, wow, that's kind of sweet actually. But isn't it power? Because then the music video is a different ex-girlfriend. Well, I think it's...

Right. So it's like, what is... I'm so confused. And that's the one he cheated on her with Brooke, right? I think so. But there was like... Brooke said there was like a lot of girls that were in the mix. Right, because I saw... Which is like, how? I know. Damn. He's got that... What is it called? Swizz? Jizz? What's that? Jizz. What's it called? I think every guy has that. You know... What? Swag? Wiz. Oh, Riz. Riz. Riz.

Who came up with that? Is that still a thing? It's short for charisma. I don't know if it's still a thing. I don't know if anyone still uses it. He has that riz. He must have some riz. He must have something. Something. I mean, good for him. We talked about it before. It's almost like people have weak spots for a singer-songwriter who sings about their feelings, like a Mattie Healy, a John Mayer. I would take Clint and Kano with both of those guys. Maybe not. Yeah.

I don't know. John Mayer was someone underage, but like, you know, right, was Taylor Swift allegedly 17 or something?

Or no, is that? Maybe I'm making that up. Don't sue me, John Mayer. I think so. Either way, she was young. Big age difference, yeah. And Matt Healy sounds just disgusting in every way. Also, Taylor Swift, he did her wrong. Which, by the way, I love seeing. Did Travis Kelsey surprise her last night at the show? Oh, at the Aerosport, yeah. Do you think she was actually surprised? How did you even see him? Because they show her location. He's there. How do you even see one person in that crowd? Well, he's so tall. He's in a tent. He's so tall.

He's in the like VIP tent. The VIP tent's like right in front of the end of the stage. So she can pretty much see like directly into. And do you see when he like, like he's like led the way for her when they came off the stage. I,

I don't know. I don't know if it's for show. I don't think it is. But even, like, I just love that so much. I'm like, this is a guy that's, like, so obsessed with her and, like, lets her be the star. And I'm, like, so happy for her. Like, I don't even know her. I'm not even a Swifty, but I just, like, was so happy. I was like, aw. I know. It's really cute. It made me really happy. And I'm glad that she found him. And he's so good looking and, like, all that stuff. Yeah. Has his own money. Yeah. Success. He's the best at...

She's the best. She's one of the best at music. Yeah. I love that. Ruth needs her own Travis Kelsey. I DM'd her and I was like, I was about to say I set her up with Chase Crawford from Gossip Girl slash The Boys. He might be too old for her. He is older. He's older than me, so. Yeah. But he's so hot and he's on like Raya. I love that. I was like, I set her up. Meanwhile, I just said, look for him on Raya. Go on, Raya. That's so cool.

I think that's a red flag. I think Raya is a red flag for sure. But that's true. I know John Mayer's on there. Like everyone I know that's been on Raya is a little bit of a red flag. Yeah. I was trying to think of who's been like a successful Raya story. I think Billie Eilish's brother and Claudia Salewski met on Raya, I think. And they're married now. So I guess that's a. Oh, they are? Yeah, they're married. Oh, damn. I'm pretty sure. Wow. I'm pretty sure married. But I can't think of many other happy stories. The other Olivia O'Brien's.

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I wonder if like the whole Clinton thing because it became her who the F that I marry became so big like

Does that like... I don't know. Would guys be intimidated to date her? She's almost like a Taylor Swift now that you can write about your relationships. Totally. Yes. I had... That's so funny. Not to make it about myself again. It's so funny. When I see my head, I was like, wow, way to make it about yourself. But also like make everything about myself. Anyone I interview, I'm sure I'd make it about myself. But with this one, I think about it too. It's like I was never... I never was on Raya. They never like let me in because I think because of that because I like exposed like so many people. So like I remember I'd say like the people that I saw on there or whatever. But... Oh, it was... Oh, I remember I got...

this DM and he was like so good looking like he was like a French male model I think he might have had a baby with Halle Berry or married to her or something do you know who I'm talking about yes I know he had sent me DMs I think this might have been during quarantine when Moe's wasn't talking to me and he didn't want to see me anymore so I think I might have been talking to this person and he was like so handsome and so gorge and

was like so flirty like so flirty with me for sure I wasn't like misreading stuff it was definitely flirty in the DMs so then I was like why don't you want to like see me in person he's like I think you just like talk too much about the people you date and hook up with I was like ah I was like so why are you talking to me and that's now like four years later I say it but I mean it's just kind of weird right I was like okay so why are you DMing me if you think I'm gonna talk about it which I mean right obviously but also like I think his name was Olivier yeah maybe Aubrey

No. Oh. Maybe there's an Aubrey. I don't know. Anyways, nothing bad with him. He was nice. Gabriel Aubrey. Yeah, that guy.

Also, I don't know what he looks like now. You know, I just saw, like, modeling pictures, so he could have looked different. That was, like, four years ago. But it's just funny that people are like, oh, I don't want to date you or hook up with you because you'll talk about it. And I was like, okay, but you – so why are you talking to me? You know what I mean? But she did have that issue, but she's actually so gorgeous, so people won't care. It's like when you're hot, they're kind of like, we don't care. As opposed to me, I was just – you know, I was mid. So they're like, I don't know if it's worth a mid hookup for you talking about me. You know what I mean? Not in a bad way, but I just didn't know. I feel like it's also, like, just –

I'm trying to mask my swiftiness, but this quote does actually apply. Taylor always said, when she was a teenager, obviously, if a guy doesn't want me to write songs about him, just don't do bad things, which still holds up to this day, I think. That's actually very true. Just don't be an asshole. Well, it's like a...

Now what she's doing is like Sabrina and Kyogen. You know, she's like... Yeah, don't embarrass me. Like she put him on blast in public. Yeah. So... Oh, that's true. So she puts herself in that spot now, Brooke. It's like, you know, you know that if you come here, you can't come with bad intentions. Mm.

So it's a good way of filtering out the bad. That's true. That is true. Dusty. And I guess that is a good thing in that case. Yeah, I feel like... Yeah. Because if you're not going to be a good judge of character, might as well put out the deterrence. Yeah, be like, just so you know. Maybe I won't be able to tell if you're bad or good at the beginning, but I will blast you once I find out. Because here's the thing. That is true. Old clips of me resurface and people will be like,

you know, she was so unhinged, so whatever. And they're like, no, but this is like her reacting to like people like taking advantage of her and her situation and all that stuff like that. I'm like, that's kind of the tea. Or there's an old clip of me doing like, I'm going to expose all of you. And they're like, why were they so scared for her to expose them if there was nothing to expose, right? But then they're like,

You do shitty stuff. Like whatever. So. And that's how we were talking. Not to bring it back to Tati. But during the Tati thing. Where she's like. Oh you know. Jeffrey is going to expose everybody. And we should all just like. Give them grace. She was like. Pre-warning people. To be like. He's going to expose people. But we should give them grace. And I was like. Girl. Like what are you scared of? Because I remember when that happened. And everyone was like so scared. Jeffrey was going to come out of our seats. And I was like. Well don't say weird shit. Or racist shit.

or whatever you're going to be exposed for. You know what I mean? Like privately, like when people get scared for that stuff, I was like, just don't be a bad person. Don't be like a weird person, a shitty person. And it's like...

especially, I guess, with the influencers too because we talked last week a lot about ones that are like the brand safe, the brand friendly, but then behind closed doors, deviants, you know? So it's like, it's always those ones. Deviants new. You said dubious usually, but I like deviants. That's a new one. Well, Jack writes with the if the Dahmer thing, you know, I feel like that's more deviant than dubious. That's deviant. Did we find pics

of it? No, I don't think so, but I haven't checked my DMs. No one's come forward. Usually people come through the DMs and they have receipts or something. Okay, we'd like to see these pictures. Yes, another call out if you have any receipts. We'd love to see it. Yeah, that is true. I made up with an influencer over the weekend via DMs. She called me and I was, I kind of gagged. It's kind of weird. I think I know. Yeah, okay. Did I send it to you? No, I just know everything. Wait, really? Yeah.

I'm very in the know. Was it on Reddit? Yeah. Oh, it was. Wow. How do they know? They're like, guess who followed Trish? Is she coming on the podcast? Oh, so we know. I think it's okay to say. I'm not usually one to like, you know, to be in the DMs and then just expose. Well, I am. I mean, I said it about the weekend.

Pretty much if you DM me, I'll talk about it. - We printed the messages. - The weekend? - We printed the messages, the DMs from the weekend. - We did the weekend, James Charles, like pretty much anybody. - Next step will be a billboard of your DMs, Patricia.

is a fine one to talk about then. Well, I barely saw she started following me because it's a weird thing when you have so many people following you. It's weird to see. So there's this one part, there's a heart that you can click on where you can see the people tag you in photos. So I was looking through that or whatever. And then for some reason, that one just popped up and said, Addison Ray started following you. And I was just like,

Like, what? Like, what? Did we talk about her recently? You did. Last week, I think. I think you just mentioned how much you love her. She's a queen and blah, blah, blah. Really? On Hot Topics or? I think Hot Topics, yeah. Okay. She is. She's a queen. And I told her this, too.

I saw she followed me and I didn't even care. I was like, right away I'm going to DM her. I'm just going to DM her because like this is, first of all, like wow. I was so excited. Like I actually never been more excited in my life and once again, this is why I love girls more than guys because I never get more, I actually got more excited for Addison Rae's DM than the weekend. Like I actually got really, like I was just like, or not DM, I'm sorry, follow. I was just like, this is crazy that she's following me, like whatever.

And then you always go to see how many people they're following. She has like 3 million or something. And she's only following like 1,000. Or maybe she has more. Does she have like 13 million? Or is that on TikTok? I don't know. More. It was a big number. She had 13 million? She might have 13 million. I just said 3 million. It was a big number. Yeah, I feel like it has to be more than. Oh, damn. Okay. Maybe like 30. Yeah, that's what you told me. 35 million.

Oh my God. Oh my God. That's crazy. So I was like freaking out and I did, I've said this before and I'll say this again. Like I really do think she's our generation's Britney Spears. I think she didn't say pop music. I love everything that she does. Like truly, truly, truly. Like she never made music videos for those songs that came out, right? Those four songs that came out. I don't think so. Girl, make them and like let me be in them. Let me direct them. Let me do whatever. Let me finance them. Like whatever it takes. I want to be there. Like I freaking love you so much. I think you've been through so much with all your wacky family, but you like, you're

and come through and I like love that you're supportive. I love that your mom got remarried. We love all of it, okay? And I hope your dad's doing okay too. Everything's great. Raising Cain's all day. But I, so I DMed her and I was just like, hey girl, like I just want to like sincerely apologize which I meant and I said it on the podcast. I'll say it to her face. I'll like, I'm Lucy Taya. I was like, I really, really, you know, feel bad for like everything that was a couple years ago. I said I was very unhappy with myself and I was, you know, very bitter and I was angry for like no reason and I feel like you got like a lot of this,

heat for me for like literally no reason. I also love you on Thanksgiving. Throughout that, my best friend Jeff wrote it. And I was like, I was like, you like crushed, you killed, loved, loved, loved. And then she wrote back and she said, hi Trish, I accept your apology and your podcast. I watched your episode with Tana and I thought it was really great. And it was really sweet. And that was it. And then I wrote back and I just said, I think she even said, I think,

I'm like paraphrasing but something along the lines like it'd be great to meet in person one day. I was like girl tell me when. Like me and Harry Daniels are coming to sing to you. I was so excited and I just love her and you know just I don't know. There's something about her that I really do love and I feel like I was so envious like years ago when she was popping off because I just remember being like oh god she's like getting everything. She's so pretty. She was performing on like Jimmy Kimmel. Like I was like

Truly. And so, and also it was in a weird time in my life. It was a weird place where I was like triggered a lot and stuff. So, um, I really, really love her. I'd also, I don't,

Stan the D'Amelio is like a Stan Addison, but I also apologize to D'Amelio. I would do that too. So sad they didn't get picked up for season four. I actually like their show. I love that they just like chilled. That's like the Kardashians. They just chill in their house and film. And I'm like, that's my goal is to never leave my house and just film all day. Absolutely. But Addison's an absolute queen. So like, and she crushes every movie role. We talked about it before when we watched that movie. She's all, I like didn't think it was like that bad. I thought it was like a pretty good movie. I thought she was good in it.

Love her. I know you're friends with the Kardashians and all them, but I would love to, well, I'm not a good friend, but I would love to just be, I would love to have you on the podcast. I think that's what I would love. I would love to be your acquaintance. I would love to be your acquaintance, yes.

I'm not a great friend to anybody, but I'm not a bad friend. I'm just not a friend, period, because I don't know how to text people back. But I love you. I got really excited. That made my whole day. It's beautiful that... I love when people accept apologies. Yes. It's beautiful. It shows a lot of character and a lot of maturiness and professionalism just to be able to accept an apology. That's what... And that felt so good when she's like, oh, Trisha, I forgive you. And I was just like...

Like literally like Mother Teresa over there in the comments. I was just like so – I was like wow. And she's like – I don't even know how old she is. What, 21, 22 or something like that? Maybe even younger. I don't know. And I was just like, oh, I love – like why? Why can't I have been more mature at 30? How? 23. I'm so like young but also the age. I just love her and she's a queen in every way. So we made up and I love her. And if you want to come on the podcast, I love you. I love you so much. I mean I know you're not an actual queen but –

I just felt good. And then I just felt like I was, you know, and my heart felt good. And I just love her. I love her. I really do. And so there's that. I love that. Yeah. I love Addison too. I mean, she really went through the ringer because, like, it was like –

It's one of those things where it's like the hate cycle, you know? I feel like she got the hate cycle like when... In like 2020 when like she was popping off. Yes. And then like you said, she was doing like... She did... What was it? The Tonight Show and she was doing like the TikTok dances. Yeah. And everyone's like, well, she didn't make those dances. But it's not... Oh, did she do it or Charlie D'Amelio? She did it. She like went on there and then everyone's like, she didn't make those dances. Why is she doing it? But that's another one where it's like...

The opportunity. Yeah. Like the studios are the ones that are booking it. It's not like she's pitching herself to like Tonight Show. Yeah. Like let me do it. Yeah.

um but she did get so much hate yeah and same with the he's all that i mean again like people like why did she get her netflix deal whatever but again i like that she like pushed herself and like made herself a better actor because then thanksgiving yeah she was really genuinely very very good and i think she like took all the criticism and was like you know what f it like i'm gonna like prove all these people wrong and i think she really like worked on herself same with like her music like

I think it was like a Wingo Tango. I think she was supposed to perform, but then she's like, you know what? Like my, I'm not there ready to perform yet. So I'm not going to do it. Like she. Wild. Yeah. That's like amazing that she's like that. And she's so good. What was it? Charlie. I would say the name wrong. XCX. Okay. Finally. I was like, oh yeah.

Like, I think there's a clip on her Instagram of them performing. And I was just like, she slays all day. She's so good. She's so good on stage. I just, God, I really love her. I do get, like, Britney vibes from her. And you guys know I, like, love Britney more than anything. So, yeah, I remember people hated, including me, when she's like, you know, she was, like, not comparing herself to Britney Spears, but, like, related to Britney Spears. And I was like, you're never going to be Britney Spears. I was like, oh, my God. People were, like, so, including me, so angry for, like, literally no reason for just this girl from Louisiana being like, I like Britney. I can, like, relate to her. And I feel like we, like, have the same sort of, and people just came for her. I was like, girl.

Bye to all those people, including myself. But 2020, Trish. But no, it really does make me feel good because in no way I don't think people have to accept apologies at all. There's some people who've talked bad about me or whatever, and I probably would not want to talk to anymore. So it felt really nice. And yeah, Madison Rae, I love you.

This is so great. I just, I don't know what else to say. Did you know, by the way, because we didn't really talk about the cosplay. First of all, I love your t-shirt. I think I've literally worn it every time I've seen you. I love it. Because I'm just like, between this one and the other are just Trish merch shirt, which I got the Sabrina. I was eating the Sabrina espresso ice cream and I got it on my freaking shirt. But it came off. Oh, mine came off. Remember the sauce that I got on the nuggets? It just came, but that was the pink one I got.

I guess. Yeah. I mean, it doesn't really stain. It just has like the texture from the ice cream on it. Oh no. So it's just in the wash. So I had to wear my, um, it's not merged, but yeah, I went on a bender. Then I ordered an I heart Brooks Schofield shirt and I heart Tana Mongeau. Yes. I ordered two more shirts of you. Our only guests that ever come on, which is all I guess we, we need. And Addison.

That's kind of, that's everything. I do love it. I ordered one that's like, it says choose your Trish and it's all different versions of you. I love that every week you're just going to wear a Trish shirt. I was like, let me go all in. I literally spent like $100 on Trish shirts. Oh my God. Wow. That is actually insane. I love it. It's like a little uniform.

Yeah, I love it. We got to make our own. We got to just try to copy that. I said we're going to knock off the knockoff. I was like, whoever knocked that off, we're knocking it off. I absolutely love it. You're not wearing your shorts today, but you had cute shorts on on Friday. Oh, yeah. We love the short short gang over here. You and Jimmy. I know. Everything I had to bring back is...

I was gonna say it's like no Pride month is like over but I feel like they gotta keep the short shorts for everyone gotta keep it up I'm Chappell Ronche do you okay so I when I saw first time the music video for Pink Pony Club have you seen it? yeah I literally thought she was like in a pink pony club I'm gonna keep on dancing at the pink pony club I'm gonna keep on dancing down in West Hollywood so I thought it was like literally like she was like an ex-exotic dancer like I was cause she's first of all from the Midwest like me and

And I was like, oh, was she like a dancer too? Because in the video she's like this kind of erotic dancer or whatever. And it's about – do you know what it's about? What? Just like leaving the Midwest and like moving to West Hollywood. Yeah. And just like finding herself and feeling like a safe space. I love it. I was like this is kind of everything. So now when I like listen to it, I was like, yeah, I'm dancing at the Pink Pony Club too. It's like a safe space to be yourself.

and find yourself and secure and like where you, I don't know. It's like a chosen family. Chosen family. I feel like coming from the Midwest and then like going to like LA, it really does feel like a place, well you are from LA so you like whatever, but it feels like a place where a lot of people come where they don't like feel like they fit in at their like, you know, hometown so everyone just comes to LA and it becomes this like melting pot of just like

eccentric people that just didn't feel like they belonged or they were too big for their hometowns and then they came out to LA and it's like this like little family of LA people that just thought you know that they're destined for more than their small town not that there's anything wrong with small town but I just feel like the big fish you know they're just like okay let's go to LA and I loved it made me feel it even more and I just I really love it we are the pink pony club podcast in a way well let's not get sued she probably like that's my trademark no I'm safe there was a place like that in the podcast world we're the pink fuzzy club over here we have our pink everything

I just love anyone that's in the pink aesthetic. I know. I am like fully hyper fixated. She's probably my most like streamed artist right now, I think. Can you tell? Like on your Spotify, it's the most – On Apple Music, you can. Like it makes a playlist of like your most like streamed song. Her and Sabrina. I'm like – I'm a boy – a gay for the girlies, if you will. Yeah. Like it's literally like –

it's pretty much just like sabrina and chapel right now which i'm sad because i thought chapel was still opening for olivia rodrigo when olivia is back in the fall is she not she's not oh she's doing her own thing she's like i'm going so yeah but that happens to me on olivia's first tour too like she opened on the east coast chapel opened on the east coast but not the west coast oh no but this time i was like wow what a perfect concert like chapel then olivia like it doesn't get any better oh man i was like oh shit

She's like, I'm headlining Sophie, so I got to go. I know. I'll get there somehow. Oh, man. That would have been so good. When did her tour start? Chappels? I don't know. She just finished her string of festival appearances. But I think she is doing another tour. What's the song Sabrina Carpenter covered of hers? Was it Good Luck Babe? Good Luck Babe, yeah. So the new one she covered. Yeah. Oh, that's so interesting.

I love that song too. I like the, there's a video, is it Red Hair Supernova? The one with the girl as her love interest and I'm like, oh, I would love to be her love interest in a video. Forget the weekend. I'm going to go on the Chapel Row music video. That's what I love. I was like, oh man, I'm so good. Someone did send me an Instagram on her like alt account. Um,

They're like, look, Oscar, Chapel has Trisha's magazine. And it was like a photo, a stack of magazines on her iPad. She was just like laying down. And then it was like your galore, I want to say. Polyester. Oh, polyester. I was trying to analyze that. Wait, but look, what do you mean? It's on her alternate account? Yeah, she has like a...

It's like her more personal account with her friend. I think her name is Misha. Can you say that or no? Yeah, it's like public and Chapel follows it. It's not like a Finsta. I was like so shook. I was like, oh my gosh, that's so great. The Cosmics Align. Anyways, I just love her. I love the Pop Girlies too. I really think they're making the summer. You know what I mean? Like all the Pop Girlies. But Chapel has my heart for sure. I guess just her...

Her style. I love it all. Little Barbie. Sabrina, she is like really queenie right now for sure. Her tour, I got tickets to her tour and it was like a whole like – I was just having a moral conundrum. That's why I texted you about it. I was like panicked. Yes. I was like – I was like really shook over it because her tour tickets were like – for two tickets, it was like I think –

like $800 or something. That's a lot. It is a lot. Yeah. And I like, I was in, I did like the whole pre-sale thing. I got my code, whatever. I got in there and then it said like 100,000 people ahead of you in the queue. I was like, okay, I'm not going to get these tickets. There's just no way. But I stayed in there. I'm like, you just never know. Yeah. So I finally got in like after like an hour and then there was only pit available. And then, but then as I was trying to buy the pit, it kept selling out. But I stayed there just waiting. You wanted the pit. Yeah.

I, yeah, because I don't really go to a concert to be like in the back. I just can't do it. Like, I want to like have the whole experience. But Pitt, you can like get crushed, right? I don't think the little twinks and like 12 year olds are going to be like crushing me. You never know. I always think about that. I was like, I think of like My Chemical Romance or something. I don't think the emos are, Johnny Gilbert's not crushing me either. I think it is. But,

Like, you know, for like a Sabrina Carpenter pit, it's like a little... You're not washing. No, it's like just the girlies and the gays, I would presume. Yeah.

In the movie Selena, they also crushed to the stage. What? Yeah. And down in Monterrey, Mexico when she performed. See, I think it gets more dicey when like in Europe and like maybe even Latin America. I know Europe like it's just the floor, you know, usually floor there's like seats. Yeah. Like at Aerosort, for example, like there's no seats on the floor. It's just like standing. Oh, okay.

So, yeah, it gets a little crazy. I saw for, like, Lana Del Rey, too, at a festival or something. It was, like, people camped out to get close to, like, the barricade. And then they were, like, running to get... To be close to the artist. Yeah, to get close. Yeah. But the good thing about, like, the Sabrina tour is that it's, like, mostly seating and then it's, like, a small pit. Okay. But then I wasn't expecting... I don't know. Saying the number for the money. Like, once I finally got in, I was like, shoot, like, I finally have these tickets in my cart. So this is...

The ticket prices. This is not people thinking that. No, it was like her price. I think it was $3.50 each, I want to say. And it was like her VIP. I don't know. But you don't get to meet her. Because you said VIP. And I was like, but do you get to meet her? And you're like, no. So what does the VIP mean?

You get in the pit. Okay. Yeah, that's pretty much it. You're going to be in that pit. Yeah. Okay. But I had a whole conundrum because I was texting my boyfriend. I was like, is this too much money? He was like, yeah, I think so. And I was like, wrong answer. That's not what I wanted to hear. I don't need to text. So I'm looking through. I'm like, who can I text? Who can I text? I texted you, my coworker next to me. I was like, is this too much money? She's like, well, when is the concert? I'm like, November. She's like, okay, go math. That's only like $180 a month. I was like, period. That's so true when you look at it that way. Right.

month? Yeah. What? A year? Just to get to November. Like you pay $180 a month in November. Oh, you can put a payment plan on them? No, it's just like for your own mental health. Oh, got it. Yes. I think girl math is a little bull. You know, I'm for the girls. It is, but that's what I needed to hear at the time. Oh, got it.

You make a lot of money. Just buy them. It's so expensive, though. It is funny. Your mind. I mean, it's better to be that way, but I always just think like. That's like, seeing the number, I was like, damn, I don't. That's just like such a big number for Sabrina. I don't really go to concerts that much, too. So I was like, oh, damn. But I'm like, I have to do it. I feel like I already loved her last album, and I'm sad I didn't go to that tour because it was the tiny one. It's when she was playing the tiny little rooms, like, you know, the Wiltern or whatever. Oh, really?

Really? She was playing, like, the Wiltern for her last tour. And now she's playing whatever it is. Do you know what venue? It's the Forum. The Forum. That's in Inglewood? Yeah. That's where Michael Horowitz was. Yeah. That's pretty big. Yeah. That's, like, across from Sophie, right? Mm-hmm. That's big. Sophie's crazy. That's, like, the weekend, right? Like, that's, yeah. Yeah. But it's just from, like, the Wiltern to, I mean, here is Humongous. No, that's actually insane. No, that's...

It's so cool. And she had to keep adding date. I think she had three more dates because she kept selling out. Yeah. So she should – that's what I'm saying. So she could play the Sophie and just sell out like one or two nights. Probably. I mean the queue literally said 100,000 people ahead of you. So I'm like that has to be a Sophie, right? Yeah. She probably could have. So if she's adding dates – that's like my couple of romance too. They did like six nights at the Forum. Harry Styles I think. Yeah. Like a month. So maybe they can't get the Sophie for some reason or they don't want that. Maybe.

It usually depends on their stage design too. Because if they design the stage and all the equipment and everything to a size of a stage, then they can't just move to a bigger... You know what I mean? So her show is designed for that stage and it's going to be in all the theaters that have the same size stage more or less.

Moses toured with a really big band that sells out Sophie Stadium. Yeah. He did like set design with them, right? Is that what you did? Am I getting that right? Yeah. Yeah. He did like, he was like, I was like, damn, I find all this stuff about you. Cause I was like, how do you know so much about touring? He's like, actually I went on tour with his band. I was like, okay. Hey, you could have used him on the freaking heartbreak tour. There would be no heartbreak. Yeah, I know. You could have helped me. You could have helped me.

That's cute. That's the next one. That's the T one. I know. People keep asking me. People, like, literally companies are like, do you want to tour? I'm like, I don't know. Like, it would be fun. But also, I'd like want to perform. And I think that costs money. I'm still thinking about Jeff saying how the blog squad laughed at me. I was thinking that, too. That's what I'm saying. Like, I don't know if Sabrina wants to do, like, Sophie just in case she leaks. I was like, she has a year. Half of it. Yeah, yeah.

Or shady people on TikTok. I saw this with Nelly, I think. They were showing Nelly and there was like, it was, it was like a, probably like the forum or something like that. And only like 50 people there, but it was like the sound check. So like, like people want a pass to get in there. Like, you know, you could like just go to sound check and like be with it. So I was like, that's, I was like, wow, Nelly really did fall off. He has 50 people there. And then they show, I was like, okay, this is a sound check.

a sound check or something. Yeah, people get so shady. Same with like Megan Thee Stallion. I think she like made her tickets just like affordable. I think there was like the cheapest was like 20 bucks and everyone was like, wow, Megan can only charge 20 bucks. It's like, damn, like that should be the, that was the price like back in the day. Like that should be normal. People get so mean about it. I just think the block spot, I'm like, that's actually

so crazy because like I get it I get like making fun of people you don't like or whatever like that but it's like David was so busy and so popular at the time like he's really just like looking at me yeah this is like 2019 height of the vlog squad everyone's loving that and he's just like let me look and see how many people are at Trisha's like so he's looking at other people's Snapchat of me obviously he's trying to see the crowd and stuff because I wasn't showing the small crowd and it's also like before TikTok so it's not like he could just like come across as FYP or something so he's like on a Reddit

or something about me like just being I don't know like so weird and pathetic and I just think in like David is kind of like a loser at the end of the day I was like that is like a loser like you know what I mean like when I made fun of people I was a loser I had nothing going on I was there was no friends nobody like everything you know what I mean so I was like I guess he's just a sad loser at the end of the day which is like what I was I can call it like I see it because I was one so I was like that's really sad and I hope he's gotten better I hope he saw Liza Koshy and Family Affair this weekend I was like damn that could have been my girlfriend or whatever

By the way, yeah. Did you watch it? No, I haven't watched it yet. You know I've been in a spiral. Oh, my gosh. We love Bridgerton, too. But I was like, let's watch Family Affair. Weird movie. All these weird, like, older women with these hot young celebrities. It's very odd. Love it because Tavern Maid is going to be like that, too. But it just – it's so – the scripts are so bad. And I'm like, if these are getting made, I should get Tavern Maid. Me and Niall Horan will be a little fairy in it or something. You know what I mean? Like, that's –

It's just so weird and so bizarre. Zac Efron looks great always. He was good. He was good. He was funny. There's something unique about him.

Yeah. Like, it doesn't matter what movie it is, how bad the script, you can watch it. Like, you can watch. Yeah. There's something in it because there's certain actors that are beyond the norm. Like, they have a, they're almost like they hypnotize you. Yeah. They have some. He's like, it factor. Yeah. And I think that's why they obviously cast him for this one. But it was interesting. He's so good. And he was like, the clip they show on TikTok to promote it, what was it? The one where he's like. Oh, yeah.

She called me fat. What is that? She called me fat. Or no. And she asked if you were hungry. What was it? God, oh my God. It was so good because it was so me. She called me fat. She was like, no, she just asked you if you wanted lunch. No, the way she asked it, are you going to eat that or something? No, it was like, it's lunch. You hungry? I don't know. Anyways, you have to see it. He's so good at delivery. God, I love that we're both standing at Zac Efron together. This is so great. He really is. He really is great. I can recognize talent when I see it. But he's also unique looking. Like he has a very unique...

Not in the Clint Kane way, though, in like a very hot way. No, I wouldn't call him unique looking. I called him unique looking earlier. I think Zac Efron, he looks great. This is the best he ever looked. He mentions his chin, too. He says he got into – he broke it on set or something in the movie. Oh, wow. Yeah, they talk about his chin and he's like, Shaq, what's that scar? He's like, oh, it like happened on set. I was like, oh, okay. And then, I mean, how did you feel about him saying that he improved all of bed on it for High School Musical 2? Where did he say that? I did not see that. Wait, really? He –

genius level he improvised that Kenny Ortega could never he's like I'm just gonna do my own choreography that's wild wait what he said that he showed up on set that day and then they had no idea for how to do like the scene and then he said the director was just like dude we have no concept for this song what do you want to do I was like I don't know we're on a golf course that was all improv we shot the whole song in three hours

mean if that's true that's like you and Eminem you know yeah that's right wow so many similarities between me and Zach Efron I too improv that dance um I

First of all, not calling my Zach a liar. But it's kind of hard to believe, right? Because don't you have to like plan out the shots with your cameraman and stuff like that? Because I know when we did it, it took us literally 12 hours because the camera angles and the circling and making sure you get like... I mean, you have to plan it out at some point. But that's because you're mimicking something. But when I saw the choreography of that one, I did wonder about it. Really? You didn't think it was good enough? You were like... No, it's just like... It doesn't look like somebody that is a choreographer or a dancer thought about it. And Karni Ortega did that whole movie. Because he was just like...

I don't know, the way he's moving and walking and doing the things. Really? Yeah, it looks very much. Wow, a Zac Efron original. I'm so shook. Okay. Wow, Zac is really genius of our time in every single way. I think he's the best actor in the whole world. I think he has care, Riz, what is it? Kariz? What is it? Riz? Yeah, Riz. Riz.

He has the riz. He has it all. He just seems nice. When Joey King was fangirling over him for High School Musical, I was just like, I love that he just goes with this. You know what I mean? Yeah, I love that he's back to embracing the High School Musical of it all. And then I kept seeing clips of High School Musical 3. Was 3 the one when he was walking around on the ceiling and the walls and stuff? Yes, Scream. That was wild. You guys should have Oscars when you think about it. That one is so,

is so iconic that's why i told you when i get ripped i'm gonna recreate that video because that's like my ultimate zack up front it's the song that's catchy has been on it but it's still a really good moment yeah and then it's like bye bye bye when the boxes just start moving around it's he's so good in it why are you not gonna ask her now why does he knock on any oscar noms for anything i know maybe family fair his moment yeah he'll have his moment i'm sure it looks like they're building up towards it yeah almost like a rubber patent yeah it's not like he suddenly showed up with the iron claw and got it but

They're building up like, oh, look at this, look at that. And then they're going to give him a big role that. Not to make this about me, but like, I just don't understand how I'm not in these movies because at the very beginning, he's breaking up with this blonde girl and she's kind of just whatever. She's, you know, again, not in a bad way, but she's, you know, I guess my point is, is it always has really hot people. And I'm like, okay, I'll never be Lily James and Iron Claw. But, you know,

this girl was just kind of a regular gal. And I was like, that could be me. You know what I mean? That could be me. And she's like, you're breaking up with me. And it's just like a little scene in the beginning. It's not much. I'm like, why could that not be me?

Because then the storyline will be later on you're exposing him. Well, that could be me too. I could have all of it. I just don't understand. Liza Koshy was in it. That was where I was going to. She was in the movie. She was Joey King's friend. You should have been Liza Koshy. That's a role you would play. I don't think I could have played that role. The best friend. She's a wild actor. She's kind of like... I like it because it's the...

because it's theatrical, but it's like watching like a theater performer and just like everyone else is just like normal acting and she's so like over the top. But I mean, she's like how she is in her videos. I love, love, love Eliza Koshy more than anything. But I was like, wow, this is like, I don't know.

She really stands out in the movie and I guess in a good way. I don't know. That's how they directed her. I don't think that's... You think? No, I think that's how she was in her vlogs. Like that's how she is. She's like, hey guys, what's going on? I've never seen her in a vlog. Oh, really? It was literally Liza. But I was like, it's okay. I love that she played herself. You know what I mean? But she actually, she had some good acting at the end. Like when she... After the breakup. Yeah. She's like, why is everything about you? And she did this like... Yeah. Actually, take it back. Love it. Maybe she was supposed to be like a little vlogger at the beginning. She did have a moment of like really just like intensity. Yeah.

Um, not a good movie, but loved all the people in it. You know, it was a slay. I wonder if Liza has some Netflix deal too. Cause she was also in that Sabrina Carpenter movie about dancing.

What? I forgot what it was called, but it was all about dancing. Yeah. They were like a dance team in high school or something. So maybe Sabrina Carpenter also has a Netflix because she was in Tall Girl. Tall Girl. I loved Tall Girl. Actually. I loved it too. I think I did love it. People were mean to it, but I remember liking it. Oh, really? Wasn't that girl in Dance Moms, the tall girl? Yes. Yes. I love her. I would love her on the podcast. I want the tall boy that's in there on Powered by Goddess. He's dating that girl on TikTok that I love. Oh, yeah. Kirby.

There's a whole string. So Sabrina Carpenter, Liza Koshyam on the podcast. I love her. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe she has a Netflix. She probably does. I feel like she's been in a couple other ones like randomly too. Addison Rae has a Netflix deal but like she was in Thanksgiving that wasn't on Netflix. Yeah. I think it was supposed – after He's All That because it did so well like there was supposed to be all this stuff in development. But I think Addison took a step back to work on her craft is my thinking. Because she like was slow to release like those demos that –

What was her last EP? I feel like those were out for a while, but she took her time to release those for her acting stuff. We haven't seen anything in a minute. So I think she was really working. Noah Beck just finished his movie. What movie is he in? It's called The QB and Me. Wait. Once again, Noah Beck is in a movie. I've been trying to be in a movie for 18 years. I've had my...

My best, my music video director, he directed a movie I wasn't in. Jeff did Thanksgiving. How am I not in these movies? I don't understand. Noah Beck? Noah Beck, yes. It's a Tubi original. Oh, okay. I'm not sure what Tubi is. What's the first word? Tubi. Quarterback. Tubi. Tubi and me. It's based off a book called The Tubi Bad Boy and Me.

And me or in me? And. Oh. Why not the QB bad boy in me? Like it's like saying like this is a – But then the girl will be – they'll be a – Unless he's a gay. In me. Is he – oh, he should. He should do a queer storyline because people like – he always does that. Yeah, gays do love him. Yeah. But his character is described as a hard-bodied, green-eyed football god who tempts his crush just enough for her to possibly forget about her dream of becoming a professional dancer. That actually sounds terrible. Like –

Plot-wise, that sounds like, why would you want to stop your crush from achieving her dreams? Wait, his crush or she's crushing on him? His crush. So I guess he's crushing on her. So what is it? Say it one more time. He's a hard-bodied, green-eyed football god who tempts his crush just enough for her to possibly forget about her dream of becoming a professional dancer.

Why would you want to stop your crush from achieving her dreams of becoming a dancer? It's obviously written by a guy. Just like Boy Meets World, it's like this whole thing now where they're saying like Corey was like the villain all along. Like he made Topanga give up Yale for him. He told Topanga he didn't like her haircut. And it was very like Princess Diaries. Like who did this to you? Like, you know, what guy touched you and made you look like this? Because it's just hair. Like I'm still me. It's because she looks too good. I was like. It's written by a woman. Oh, yikes. Who? Tay Marley. Okay, Tay Marley. Well.

That is wild. Well, maybe that premise is not... I don't know. Maybe there's like a learning moment in it. I'm hoping. Because that sounds just like, what? Like, why would you want to stop a girl from achieving her dreams of dancing? Maybe it's like in the 1800s, like Bridgerton, where it's like you're not supposed to have dreams. The photo, he's just in high school. It doesn't look like... How old is he? He's in high school. How old is he? I think he must be 20-something. Okay, well... But why can't she dance when he's practicing playing football? Yeah, maybe he just wants...

her with him all the time? I don't know. I mean, there's kind of cuteness to that. Maybe the story is he learns that he has to let go and let her do her thing. I would hope. I don't know. When's the movie out? What channel is it on? What station? What station is the QB and me on? Is it going to be on Alcambina? Channel 33 Lifetime. That's what we used to always watch. What app is it on? It's on Tubi, the free streaming app. Oh, free? So it's like the...

Johnny Depp Amber Heard movie they made. That was on Tubi and it was free. Who's funding these? I don't know. Who funded that movie? They obviously were like, hey, we need an influencer. They got him. They got a script. Yeah, I would do it in a heartbeat. I don't care. Tubi free streaming put me on. Tubi sent us a bunch of merch. I used to wear it all the time when I forgot to tag them. It was just like, I was like, oh, I'm never going to wear this. And then I ended up wearing it. Thanks, Tubi. They watch actually. They watch the podcast because we mentioned Tubi before. And they're like, you want to send some Tubi stuff? I was like, I guess.

I never chatted out, but... So maybe, yeah, maybe they'll send you a QB and me PR box. Yeah. I'll take it. And Harry Jowsey commented on his TikTok, said, so proud of you, Noah. You deserve this. When you have Harry Jowsey's seal of approval, that's when you know... That's when you need to block him. Be like, I don't want this association.

He's maybe the one person I never, ever want any association with. T, yeah. I think I'd rather have Clinton Cain on the podcast than Harry Jelzy. Oh, 100%. At least Clinton has like a tail. You know what I mean? Harry is like. We know he's a liar. We know what we're getting into. Like, look, I was also a liar. Let's try and read this. Because I can understand a lot of his lies. Like, I kind of understand lying about being rich. Like, I used to do that too. Like, well, I don't really understand it, but I did it. So, like, I get it. But I also, like, why did we do that? I always think about that. Like, why did we do that?

Why would I lie? I would make me up stories and be like, my dad has like a theater in his house in California and I have gold tap shoes. Like tap shoes made out of gold. It was like weird. Like weird lies that no one probably cared about in fifth grade, you know? But here's Jazzy Ick. Did you see he got into it with Nick Vile? This wasn't even one of my hot topics. I just remembered this. He like –

He went after Nick Viall. Well, that's just like Olympics of men I don't like. It's like Harry, I don't know which one you choose. What was it that his wife was cheating on him allegedly? Yeah. Was there like a, what are those called? Blind items about it? Was it a blind item about his wife cheating? I think it was. Or Harry knew.

I don't remember. I think he originated on like Reddit or something and Harry heard it and like ran with it, I think. Oh, so it wasn't like with Harry. I don't know. I don't think so. I don't love Nick Viall, but I do think it's a little tacky to just comment that on someone saying one without knowing or two. It's like not you. And also if it is you, like DM the person. I don't know. Also, like was it a while ago? Do they talk about – does Nick Viall talk about the cheating? Like –

He so Nick was on the podcast talking about, I guess, Harry and then Harry commented like on the clip of the podcast. He can't keep my out of his mouth. 50 year old man gossiping about people in their 20s dating. He should be more focused on his wife cheating on him and repairing that than worrying about me.

Once again, with the aging up thing, it's so annoying. He's like 50. Okay, Harry, you also look like you're 50 just because you're young. Like, I hate that so much. Like, what? And then I don't like Nick Viall for the record, but also it's just like...

yeah just saying stuff just to say like start it's like you are literally looked like the worst person on planet earth in the finale of perfect match like no one likes you all your girlfriends can't stand you like you actually are a terrible person and you like kind of know this and stuff so it's like why are you coming for people those who are in glass houses shouldn't throw bricks stones period yeah yeah it's also like

You guys are kind of like one in the same. Like you guys are not that different. You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm just so confused by it. How old is Harry? He's 27. He does have an affinity for younger women sometimes. Like the Riley Arnold thing. And Nick is 43. And he met his girlfriend.

wife now when they were very young. Yeah. Y'all have more in common than we think. And like... Ooh, 43. Is he 43? First of all, comment all you want. Wendy Williams is 60, so I'll be 60 still commenting on 20-year-old relationships. But 43, damn.

But it's also like you are on shows about dating. So it's like what else are we possibly going to talk about? Like literally your whole brand is just like dating. I think that's why he has to say stuff like this. He has to keep himself out there. He has to just like insert himself into things and just say shocking things that people talk about him. Because people kind of forgot about him. The finale aired and they're like, I kind of don't care. This person is awful. Your podcast no one is listening to. You know what I mean? Like it's just –

You know, I just – I actually despise him so much. That's, you know, a strong word, but I don't hold back on that because he's actually awful. Yeah, I have no problem having beef with Harry Jowsey. A lot of the times I'll like kind of talk around like, oh, you know, maybe they're not so – Harry, I have no problem having beef with Harry Jowsey. Yeah, Nick Vialli, you know, like one circumstance that he has like younger women and it's a little concerning, but I want him to be his friend. I still look at him kind of side-eye. It was legal, I guess, but I'm just like –

a little side eye you know what I mean uh huh it's again it's the Olympics of like men I don't care about and it's like I it's a team of losers over there it's like you know you lose either way no matter who's I love how we find people losers again normalized losers losers because some people just die

People just are. And like, you know what? I've been a loser. Oh my God. It's not a little Trumpy though. I feel like he calls everyone losers. So I feel like maybe we'll switch it. But he doesn't call himself a loser. So that's different. Does he not? I don't, I don't think he would ever call himself a loser. I just saw clips. I did not watch the debate. You know, I don't care about it. I saw on TikTok. He called, Biden called him a felon and he kind of agreed with what they said. So I was like, okay, well at least he knows, you know what I mean? That's what I'm saying. If someone were to call me like a loser, then I'd be like, oh, I guess at one point. Not now. Well, yes. Well, yes. Yeah. Well, yes. Well, yes. Well, yes.

- Yes. - Well, yeah. - Now I'm not, I'm definitely winning right now, but, and I'll always win because I have two wonderful children, but I feel like I definitely had a loser era and I didn't win just 'cause I had children. I like changed myself, whatever, but I win in life forever. We love to win. Well, Harry Jowsey, you need to just keep your nose in your own business. You know what I mean? - Yeah, you tell him, you tell him. - I was like, don't wanna be mean.

I'm like not being mean today. And then I was like, oh, then I get like so worked up. It's just me like Malibu. Go away, bug. Go away, bug. That's what she says. You are going. I love how we have references that no one knows. I'm like, okay. They can imagine it. Oh, yes, they can.

I just want Cupcake on the show, Cupcake Rapper. Oh, yes, your shout out. She did a video with Shane Dawson. Did you know that? No. Yeah, I guess he did it. Or I guess he did a video with her, like a car singing video. This is a new song called Yawn by Cupcake on her new album, Cupcake the Rapper.

I did DM her. I haven't heard back. She followed me and then I DM'd her. I haven't heard back from her, but Cupcake Wrapper, I love you on the podcast. It's called Yawn. If I'm an eater, I'm one of the greatest. My last name is Paytas. Which is so catchy. It's actually very. She rhymed Paytas with 5,000 words. There was hiatus, greatest, Paytas. There was like more. I was like, wow, I didn't know my last name. I think I saw another verse with your name in it. Yeah, I think she mentioned you before. Really? Someone said that, but I haven't found it. I saw the verse, yeah.

Cupcake is a Trish stan. I love that so much. I'm a Cupcake stan. I went to her page and I was just like, I need every outfit that she's ever worn. She has pink everything. I just love the pink aesthetic is coming back. I guess we can thank Barbie for that. But I just love, I mean, because I was kind of over pink and then Barbie came out. I'm like, let's do all pink set. Like I love pink again. And it makes me happy. It makes me, Malibu liked my dress this morning. She's like, ah, pink, pink. I was like, yes, she knows. She knows that color.

Shout out Cupcake if you want to come on. I know she doesn't like Shane Dawson anymore either. So we were on the right side of history. And that's what we like to see. She just verbally came out and said I do not support him anymore. And I was like, yes, yes, yes, yes. Not to bash him, wish him well. But it's like, you know, I like when someone can have a stance. Because, you know, you work with someone and then you're like, I didn't know this about this person. It's like, who the F did I collab with? You know what I mean? That's my 10-part series. Could you imagine?

I could do a 100-part series with so many different influencers. You really could. Oh, my God. I think Shane was the first big one I collabed with, so we could start with that. Who the F should I collab with? Because I'm telling you, there's so many things I find out. Like, recently, too. Like, a couple months ago, we found out more stuff on Patreon about him. I'm like...

oh yeah that's gonna be your new patreon series yeah right every we have we have a lot of them coming up so subscribe everybody patreon.com uh cupcake also shaded uh justin timberlake and on twitter which i thought was funny because i think she has a song called dui and she was like you can stream my new song i love it but then justin timberlake made a weird joke about it too like at his tour

um what do you say is anyone driving tonight or something yeah he said so uh is there anyone here tonight that is driving and uh no i'm just kidding what well a lot of people probably driving like what does that mean like he needs a ride home like people who are drinking and then driving oh what who jokes about like when you especially when you just had one yeah it was very reasons very fresh like two weeks ago i think dui is not something you joke about because like you could have killed someone

Yeah. Actually, those are the biggest and like more than losers. Like anyone who drinks and drives is like actually they should be get the death penalty, I think, because I feel like you're literally. Yes, because you are putting someone's life. You know what? Yes. You know, you're putting someone's like the saddest story. I, you know, she talked about. So I guess I like talk about it. But yeah.

Steph Pappas she lost her dad to drunk driving uh just a few days before Malibu was born so it's been a couple years and it was like literally the saddest thing because she just saw him that night for dinner and then not two minutes away from her house it got killed by a drunk driver and her and the dog too and I was just like that is actually so crazy how this one person and she's

like literally gets to live his life but because he like drank and drive when it's 2024 you can get ubers you can walk you can there's so many things like ran into her dad and now he's all over and he's in her videos all the time and just like ah it just makes me so mad and then for like

Justin Timberlake wanted to do it and then two to like joke about it is like so fresh I'm like you're an a**hole like knowingly you know like you're you're drunk right and you know you could like hurt someone like that's some bulls**t I hate that and Justin Timberlake is actually the evil of the week you know what I mean I feel like we had gays of the week I think we need evil pieces of

That should be canceled forever. I thought I hated him for what he did with Britney Spears. Now it's like a whole new level. And this was just recent. I'm like, you're a dummy. And you're so rich. Like, you could hire a driver. Like, you're disgusting. I hate you. Justin Timberlake. I don't know why I got so mad today. I've been feeling like I was like, I don't know what I think. But I. Maybe it's chapel. Too many men. It's chapel coming out. I feel like it should be nice in her cosplay. Because I'm like, I don't want like a clip of me dressed like her. Coming for people. She used to have a TikTok series where she would just drag men though. Oh, tea. Really? Yeah.

She deleted a lot of like roller TikToks. Oh, love it. She would just like, she would wear like huge like stripper heels and she would just be like, talking guys. I do not know this. Which I love. Okay, okay, okay. So it's on Brit. Let me like be nice in her cosplay because like, you know, she's on the up and up. She's like going to win a Grammy. And then they'll be like, why is this girl in, you know what I mean? Like, I'm like, let me just be, okay, love. Slave. That's channeling it. I really, I really dislike men. Yes.

I had all girl babies. I don't know how I could raise boys, honestly. You know what I mean? Abby, Matt and Abby are shaking. She's like, hates my boys. It's like, no. Like, everyone hates your husband, okay? That's what we're more concerned with.

Oh, man. They are... Now he's trying... At least of anything of the cancellation of Matt Howard or whatever his name is, at least he's trying now to be nice to her in podcasts. Oh, is he? He did one where he's supportive of her. I guess they didn't get a house and the offer was too low. They did an offer below... I know way too much about them. But again, it's TikTok clips. Just like, you know so much about me. I'm like, I just went on TikTok and typed your name in. It took me an hour to research this. But anyways, nice. That's great. But I was like...

I guess the offer was too low on the house and then he was like, oh, he's like, should we, do you think it's the right house though? Should we, do you want to put another offer and we can put a higher, he's like trying to be like, I'm like, okay, at least, you know, if it's performative, at least he's trying to help her. I don't know. Or maybe we help change him and be like, I think it's performative, but he was trying to be supportive and that's all we really need, I guess. Well, and hopefully she's okay. But other than that, it's like, if you're in a hole like in front of the camera, then you're like, what are you behind cameras? At least he's like pretending to be nice. Some,

Maybe he's nice. Yeah, improvement. Let's celebrate that. Exactly. Snaps for Matt. And with, like, Justin Timberlake's thing, too. Like, I saw, like, a couple days after, like, the arrest or whatever, some, like, there was articles about the cop who pulled him over. And it was like, this cop is a young, hot-headed cop who has a reputation for pulling locals over if they're just going a little bit over the speed limit. I'm like, so you're mad at a cop for doing his job? Doing his job. Which cops?

Cops never, like a lot of them don't do their job. Like it's actually crazy the amount of times I get in trouble. Like for cops, like I remember one time I was like filming, like literally like in a store and a cop came in to like stop me from filming. And I was like, but like there's drunk drivers on the road. Like go get them. You know what I mean? Priorities, yeah. Yeah, so people are wild. I felt that too, but it felt like it was a little bit staged, a little bit set up, right? It felt like a weird, yeah. Shift. Yeah, I feel like something to kind of make it look, make the optics look, I don't know.

more like the, like the cop was the, just the hardest to like, you know, he was just a little bit under the influence. Like he would have been fine. I feel like that was like the angle, but it's like, no, like, no,

Let's celebrate a cop doing his job. Yeah. And also like buzz driving is drunk driving. That's what all our billboards say here in Southern California. So any of those people are like, he was just a little bit. You saw the video of him performing. I mean, that was not a little drunk. He was wired. He almost looked like he was on something like his eyes. He was like, yeah, maybe he might've gone off too easy. I was like, it is crazy. And they just can walk. That's what's crazy.

That's what's crazy about drunk drivers too. So like you can just get out the next day? I guess. Like that's what I'm saying. They should be in prison. Like if you like – that's almost like attempted murder, right? Like you're like – you could have killed somebody. So – Yeah. It should be at least in prison. It is – I have no idea like what happened after the fact. Like I mean I'm assuming he must have like – obviously he can afford bail or whatever. But –

They should put them in prison without bail. I feel for sure the world tour can wait. Which is the U.S. and Canada. One Canadian date. The world tour. I love it. That'll be our tour. We'll go on the world tour. We'll only do Southern California shows. Love it. That was like the one good thing to come out of that was that meme. Yeah. Let's go on the tour. What tour? The world tour.

That was actually so funny. Did you hear? Oh, what? You go. You're going to hate mine. What is it? It's musical theater. What's the musical theater tea? Do we talk about it? I don't dislike Adam Lambert. I love Adam Lambert. I love Adam Lambert more than anything in the whole world. He's replacing Eddie Redmayne in Cabaret. Wow. Is it because of the controversy over the...

The Tony Awards? I think no. I think his contract was up. I think if anything, more people are trying to see the show. I think don't talk about tickets. I think Broadway Community Court may have been wrong. I think a ticket for that show is like the highest Broadway ticket. It's like 400 bucks. But because they're sold out, because of Eddie Ray May, you can get them on SeatGeek. Not sponsored today, but you can get them on SeatGeek for like, I think they go for like $1,000 or something like that. It's actually so crazy because it's so popular. But Adam Lambert said to replace...

And I would like to – they're still auditioning Sally Bowles. So if you would like me to be in Sally Bowles. There was never a plus size Sally Bowles, but I would love to be in it. You know what I mean? Like I'm definitely a well-fed Sally Bowles, but I would love to be in it. Putting my hat in the ring and I love Adam Lambert. And then we can go to New York and we can see all the shows. What did you want to see? Didn't you want to see something there? Rachel Zegler on Romeo Plus Juliet. Is it out now or it's happening? I think it's happening – oh, shoot. It might be over. I feel like it was in June. Okay.

Oh, no. This is literally me yesterday when I wanted to get nothing but cake and they close at 4 p.m. on Sunday. That's so early. Right?

It's kind of – and when you try to go to Barnes & Noble early and they weren't open. Yes. Why do we have like the weird – I don't know. My head is just like it should be open. Do places only open from 10 to 4 anymore? I guess they just need one shift of people. I guess. Maybe Sundays I feel like things close early, but 4 is really early. Oh, I was devastated. It was my cheat day all weekend. I was so sad. So then I just got a cake from Brent's, which was still good, but it's not a nothing bunk cake. We had gone to Brent's that morning.

saw some fans there they were very nice and waited to take a picture when I got up because I was in you know those circle booths you know the ones in the corner I slid all the way into the middle so it's like tough yeah it's Elvis Moses Malibu me my dad my stepmom so it's like I'm right in the middle it was hot my thighs were sticking to the seat and I was like oof and they're like can you take a picture I was like if you could just

Just wait till we all get up because otherwise it's going to be very awkward to make everyone leave and I'm sticking my thighs to the seat and they were very nice. Their grandma came up to me and asked because they were too shy. Oh, that's so sweet. Yes. I thought that was really nice. You can't say no to a grandma. You're like, yeah. Not that I would say no. Oh, I'm sorry.

to do a PSA because I did feel really bad. I felt really bad. I said no to someone like really, really bad. But I will say the only time I don't take a picture with someone if it's in the parking lot because like you have to get my daughter out Malibu. He's getting Elvis out and we all walk together because obviously you have to like hold their hands in a parking lot so they don't get run over by like cars. So it's really the only time I can't really break the hands. You know what I mean? So yeah.

If you want to follow us into the restaurant, I'll take a picture. Because if she lets go of Malibu's hand, now I'm holding Elvis, like the car seat is really heavy, and holding Malibu. But then if something happens, it's tough, you know, and it takes only a second in a parking lot.

Yeah, so I don't want to go. She's not even aware of like cars. I felt so bad. These people came out of like nowhere and then I felt bad but then they saw where we were going so I'm like, if you want to like wait until we sit down. That's the only time and then I'm like, you know what? I was wearing a Jess Trisher. I'm like, God, I feel like an a**hole. They're probably like, yeah, she's so excited to take pictures. She's in glam. She has a Jess Trisher. It looks like I'm a billboard for our podcast. Then I was like, oh,

So anytime I'll say, well, usually if Moses can take her camp, but I felt really, really bad. I'm so sorry to those girls. But if we're in a parking lot, just, you know, it sounds weird, but just like, I guess, watch where we're going and try and get it in there because it was very nice. I love seeing fans out. It's cool because I never leave my house. So it is cool. I do feel very famous a lot of times. And it's really nice. It's very crazy. Moses thinks I am very famous. He will say, you are really famous. You are. There's no doubt about that. Oh, thank you. I never feel like it ever. But I only wanted to be famous when I was younger. And now I feel it.

I wanted. I didn't want to be rich. I just want to be famous. And I feel like I've achieved it to some level. I mean, whenever we're in public, it turns into a meet and greet if we're standing in the same spot for a little too long. It's a VidCon over here. Oh, yeah. It's a full-on VidCon out this way. Yeah, people are really nice. So thank you to the people who said hi at Brent's and at the lake. We met someone. Moses actually took a picture with somebody at the lake. I was very proud of him. I almost made it without. But then the person, because they took a picture with you, and it's like, okay, I'm

I'm going to take a selfie with you. And they just came to take a selfie and ran away. I'm very happy. I thought he was going to say no. I'm like, Moses, she's so nice. No, but I was very clear. I take pictures with you. And we were together taking pictures with people by myself. Well, I wasn't in the picture. Well, that just happened. You're a witness, at least. Yeah, you were there. Like, it's not something that... I tell him he should. I'm like, you are... We have this argument all the time. Not all the time, like twice. But I'm like, you're literally on the podcast now. Like, I get it before you weren't on social media. You had your own job. You were private, whatever. But like, you're on the podcast. So they're a fan. They're like excited. You know what I mean? Like...

take a photo. Like that's so awkward to be like, no. If you're with by yourself, yes. - No, but I'm very nice and I'll have a conversation and be very personal. But you know, if we're not together. - I think that's weird, but whatever. Do you take pictures with people? - I'm weird. - If someone asks, yeah, it doesn't really happen that often.

My boyfriend got recognized for being my boyfriend at the gym once. That's wild. Yeah. That's amazing. So I feel like he probably gets recognized more than me. I don't know if I'd recognize your boyfriend. Like, that's so crazy. I have, like, one Instagram with him. And he's, like, kind of private. That's why I don't, like, post him that much because he's just shy. Yeah.

Yeah. So – That's wild. He got really shook. He's like, oh, my God. I don't know. And then he thought he saw her like yesterday at the gym. He's like, there's this girl with a pink cup next to me. I think that might be her. I was like, okay, relax. Oh, my God. I'm like, she sounds like a doll. So I don't know. Yeah. He's like, so nice. He's like, I love you. I love Oscar. Yeah.

Oh, that's cute. I like that. I think that's cute too. I mean, I guess if he likes it, but it is hard when you have like, cause I have like family that's private. And so like, they'll get like annoying calls from people that try to find their number cause they have the same last name or whatever. And it's like, leave those people alone that have no, if I don't post about them, they don't want to be publicly associated. Yeah. He's like, he, I don't know. He's weird about it. Like, I think he tries to be private, but if we, if we're together and someone like

says hi like he gets excited too I think oh really aww yeah and he also like whenever I get a PR box he gets really excited he's like you need to start posting more like so that's so funny he does get a little excited about that I get like that with Moses for his PR he got the Jimmy Johns and I was like oh my god this is so exciting post about it because we're sitting on our table for so long we gotta post so they send you more stuff

I'm so excited about PR. Even my PR, like Jack in the Box or Scrub Daddy. Scrub Daddy's like, oh, when do you want to go on a brand trip? I'm like, where? Wow, the new tart. The Scrub Daddy is going to be the new tart trip. Oh my gosh. Everyone's just like cleaning their bathrooms. Just going around the world cleaning places. Cleaning dishes. I live. I live.

everything. I was like, anytime. You know what? Fourth of July, I'll try, because I see everyone raving about the grill thing that they sent me. Oh, the Scrub Daddy? Yeah, for the grill. So, Fourth of July. Let's do it. Okay. We're not getting paid. No, I finally get to test it out. Yeah, no, I actually generally love Scrub Daddy. They were on Shark Tank too, right? I think so. Is that how they got their start? Yeah. And Ring Camera was on Scrub Daddy. Oh, Scrub Daddy. On Shark Tank. Really? Yeah. Oh, they had

moves over there. Yeah, scrub mommy. There has been a new debate because of Bridgerton, which is very odd. Forbes wrote an article titled, Are We Ready for a Mixed-Weight Couple on Screen? Oh. Which is like, I don't know if they're trying to make mixed weights, like the new interracial or something. It's inter-wacial. Inter-wacial. That's something that's been around for a while. I don't know who started it, but yeah, I used to hashtag inter-wacial couple. Oh.

With you and Moses? Yeah, yeah. I think it's been good for a minute for sure. Wow. Yeah.

We love it inter-weightial. I love showing our, like, people always do, like, body comparisons with us. I'm like, this is wild. I saw that, too, with, like, with the confidence activist Dani from the Shein trip. Oh, yeah. With, like, her boyfriend or husband. People, like, talk about that a lot with them, too. And it's, like, it's so weird to me. I'm like, is it really that much of a thing? Like, the size comparisons or just the weight? Yeah, inter-weightial. Yeah. There was, like, a whole, like, article about them being, like, mixed weight. Yeah. No one wrote articles about our mixed weight. Yeah.

And we are mixed weight. I think, what are you? Are you 170? We might be like 100 pounds difference when I gave birth. We might be a big difference. I'm not sure. I have to weigh myself. Okay. It's been a while. Okay. Do that in the break.

But, okay, so what are they saying? Are they saying it in a bad way? Like, are we ready? Do we need to see this? They were saying how this coupling in Bridgerton specifically caused some backlash, which I didn't really see. I don't know. Yeah, who's complaining about it? I guess if you look it up, you can find it. I think they just made it up. Yeah, it doesn't... I feel like overwhelmingly, from what I saw, it was more positive. Everybody loved it. Everybody loved it. But I guess it was basically diving into the backlash of having...

these like nicola and whatever collins real name is luke newton yeah um and then there was also like a report about the psychology of like mixed weight oh what psychology i would love to hear that um typically the way that this is from like a psychologist driving in um

It's not something new. It's something that has always happened, but it's been sort of shrouded and hidden in the past. And I think that it was sort of seen as an anomaly, whereas now it's visible because of social media and conversation around fat politics and body liberation in general is more popular. So mixed-weight couples are like less novel or less unusual than they've been in the past. I love the mixed-weight couples. Like that's actually so crazy to say. The verbiage is like...

But also the fact that it's like political. I'm like, it's about preference. Yeah, right. We're not politically. Yeah, what's the political part about it? They said typically the way that I see that unfolding is that especially for this social circle of the person in the smaller body, there can be confusion or disappointments.

Ah, that's true. Essentially, the people in the social world will assume that they are settling or make these sort of negative connotations about what it means for the person's own self-image. So that's saying, like, the smaller person is settling to be with, like, the bigger person, basically. Yeah, but that's just true. I mean, that's just our society for sure. I remember when we got together, too, like, people, like, close friends of Moses were, like, concerned for him because they saw that I was eating fast food in the car and they were like, are you going to start eating, like, fast food, too? Right? Was that the gist of it? They were, like, so concerned about it. I was like...

Like, there's more things to be concerned about him getting with me than eating fast food, you know? Like, it was so weird when he said that. And it took me a while for him to tell me that because he obviously knows I'm sensitive. And I was just like, but what would they say? Like, why were they so against it? And like, that was a big one, right? Yeah, one of the things. Because I think when you come from the art world, there's so much judgment towards anything that's like just the American lifestyle and junk food or fast fashion, anything. Or fat. It's a very judgmental space, right? So I think that...

All your friends are skinny. Not whatever, but I feel like skinny people really... Not skinny shaming, but I do feel like sometimes skinny people do look at like... And they maybe were disguising me like, wow, she's a lot of fast food, but also being like, she's fat. You know what I mean? That's how I take it, not to be direct about it, but it's true. There's a lot of judgment because there's a lot of feeling like I'm better than you because I can control myself better than you. But the reality is they can control themselves in one way.

avenue yeah but they don't they have the same issue in different avenue might be alcohol drugs sex whatever you know like they might have it in a different place but they hold on to that like well at least I'm skinny well just right I mean they do think the skinny superior there or they think like you're oh they're with her for whatever it could be money or fame or whatever like they just assume the skinny person it's you

only noticed this more so with skinny guys with bigger girls, right? Like, I think it's Gabourey Sidibe has a skinny. Oh, yes. And everyone's just like, oh my god, well obviously he's with her for the money. Like, that seems to be the narrative if you're a skinny guy with a big girl. But I don't really see it too often like skinny girls with big guys, you know what I mean? Like, you never I'm trying to think of like a couple. The only one I think of is like King of Queens and I feel like it was never about her like, oh, she's using him. You know what I mean? They just were like in love as opposed to when you're with a bigger girl.

trying to think of a movie there is a movie where someone uses the bigger girl for money but I don't know but usually that's what they assume in real life too and even in Bridgerton it's very that it's very like all his friends are like what the like the Featherington girl like what who cares about her or whatever and he's like I don't know there was a study done in 2016 and it said that um

With interracial couples, it's seen as like the skinnier person is dating outside of their league and threatening group-based hierarchies, which they tend to benefit from. So people tend to express prejudice towards dissimilar couples because they tend to view such relationships as inherently unequal. The extent to which people think that one partner is getting a much better or worse deal than the other partner, the more prejudice they tend to express towards the relationship.

so odd the skinny person the prejudice torture relationship yeah like say if like so like most of the friends if they're like you know the skinnies yeah the skinnies it's like they think that's like it's like almost like breaking social hierarchy for like a skinny person to be a bigger person how funny which is crazy

for the Bridgerton era because again like that era they were like the fat women were considered the desirable ones because they were like rich and they could eat and they were fertile so it is a little weird obviously it's not supposed to be historically accurate like Bridgerton but it is like a weird thing for that era because it's like well that's like kind of the norm for the girls back then although there are a lot of tiny girls on that show too so I guess yeah it's kind of weird and then season three is even more particular or peculiar I start talking like them like I start talking like it's so peculiar I really

I would like to make your acquaintance. Yeah, I was just like, I know I certainly do not jest. That should be the lemonade. Like, I feel very like it is weird how I like, yeah, anyways. Are you well? That's the first thing you asked me. Like, anyway, anyways, I do think there is like, there's more bigger people as like background. You know, there's the girls that come to call and there's like, you know, plus size girl in there. So it feels weird.

like it's trying to be a little more diverse anyways it's a weird weird thing for back in that time period but now for sure also a lot of guys just I don't know if they prefer fat but some people do some people just like bigger like there are guys who swear to me up and down like that's all they've dated that's all they like is just a thick girl they like swear they don't like skinny like I don't even talk about Moses I like whatever but I mean like other guys they like I've seen who they've dated right like

I talk about this all the time. There's like this really popular wrestler and he like hooked up famously with Amy Schumer. Like I hooked up with it. Like he obviously has a type of like big, bigger girls. And he'd always say that. If I like lost weight, he's like, you lost too weight. Like you look too skinny for me or something like that. And I was always a big girl. So it's like there are guys who genuinely just prefer that. Yeah. You know? I don't know. I don't know why that's so hard for people to grasp. You know what a wise person once said? Is it me? Thick girls are a voice. You knew it. I know. I was literally like, wait.

I was saying, to be funny. Girls are a boy's best friend. That is a classic. When I was bigger, I was, I guess like a friends with benefits kind of thing with this one guy. But then when I lost weight, he completely ghosted me. And then when I gained a little bit more weight, he tried to hit me up again. It's so real. But it's for real. Yeah. And then he was like, he like hit me up again. He's like, oh yeah, like you look good right now. Like you were looking a little too skinny before. Yes. And I was like.

It's actually, like, such a real thing. It's, like, when guys will, like, fat shame their girlfriend for gaining weight because, like, they prefer them skinny. Like, it's actually kind of the same if you lose weight because it's happened multiple times. I had a friend who, um, a hairdresser I had, and every time a boyfriend of his, like, lost weight, he literally would, like, break up with them because he's like, I'm not attracted to them anymore. Like, he loved the butt. He loved everything. Yeah.

And yeah, I mean, I guess it's kind of bad that way too because it's like the opposite, right? Like you're shaming them for getting skinny or healthy. But yeah, some people just love the preference. They love – and I know because like the ones that really did prefer a larger girl – I mean some people definitely shame me for my weight or whatever. But the ones that preferred, they like would squeeze. They'd squeeze your arm. They'd squeeze your – and they'd be like into it. You know what I mean? As opposed to other ones, they don't look at you or they don't feel you. They're just like trying to get it in or whatever. So you can usually tell like when someone's into you. And I've always had this.

to everyone too. It's like I don't let like your weight stop you because there is so many people that one don't care and two that might be into it. You know what I mean? Because I've never really had any trouble like dating. Yes, I've dated some guys but like if you, you know, there's some good guys that like you and then also like if you're looking to hook up like so many guys are into it. You know what I mean? So I don't know if that's good advice or whatever but don't be self-conscious. I guess some girls don't want to like hook up with people or whatever because they're like self-conscious of their body but

I don't know. Although my body is T. My body is good. Sometimes I look back at them and I'm like, God, my body was good. I see all the comments like her body was T. I was like, it was. Kind of A. There's like a behind the scenes clip of that. I saw that. Yeah. It has like 2 million views. And everyone's like, wow, her body was so nice. And everyone's like, oh my God, Eminem's flirting with her. And at the time, I just remember thinking I was like so huge and so fat. I was like trying to cover myself up. Yeah. And I look back, I was like, God, I did look really good. And I was so, so I kind of still feel that way now. You still do. I'm the only one. I get to see you.

Moses does that with me, too. You walk around and he's like, ooh. That's true. I know. There's times where I just have, like, yeah, my underwear out or whatever. He's like, I had a dream about this last night. I was like, oh, that's what I did. But it's like, you know, sometimes you lose that, like, excitement when you're married as far as, like, you know, complimenting each other. No, I'm just waiting. How many more weeks? Another week. I know. Another week. One more week. I know. You start dreaming about it. Oh, wow.

Especially with Bridgerton. What? With Bridgerton 2. Oh, well, that's the problem. We watch Bridgerton, which is just sex all the time. And I'm just like, damn, this is like really hard actually. And honestly, like I would probably chance it, you know, but it's like I still have a little bit of blood coming out there. So I was like, well, let's just wait, you know, because I guess it's a wound inside or something. I don't know what's happening. Something's there. But it's at the end. I'm in a panty liner phase now. I'm no longer in diapers. So it's getting there, everybody. Yeah.

It's sad. It's so sad to actually not have sex for a while. Like, it's actually kind of sad. Like, even, I was like, let your body heal. I'm like, yeah, but part of that process, like, it's all sad. Like, I don't know. I did, well, we can say that for our Adam and Eve sponsorship. They have a grapefruit BJ set on Adam and Eve right now. For, like, the flavor? I don't know. It shows a big grapefruit on the box. I sent it to Moses this morning because I was, like, filling out my stuff for my next Adam and Eve video, and I was like, look at this grapefruit. Wow. Yeah. I've never...

I don't think I've ever tried like a flavored lube or something. But it looks like there

like it's a thing for it like it's a grapefruit i think it's like you do it together with that wow that would be wild but also like i feel like they're like watching me yeah really it looked crazy it looked nuts i mean we're not sponsored by adam need this time but it looked i can't wait to get it i literally just ordered it this morning i was like this is kind of everything so we'll try out that i really think they're watching my stories because they're like oh grapefruit's the new thing like let's like get in on this because who liked grapefruit this much before

I did buy a grapefruit spoon from Williams-Sonoma. It has like little jagged edges on it. I'm very excited for it. Supposedly, it doesn't actually help you lose weight. Everyone's like, it's just a myth. It doesn't really do anything for weight loss. And I Googled it and it's like not. There's like fiber and stuff and hydration, but, and it keeps you full. Yeah, but I mean, anything you eat that substitute the, you know, like carbs and all the things. Yeah, that's true. It does help you. I'm having two big meals a day now. I just have one big meal a day. So I am hungry though. I go for those.

Fried chicken. Fried chicken's not that bad either, I don't think. Like, if you just have one little piece of, like, a fried chicken breast, I don't think it's that bad. Right? Is it mostly just in the skin, I think, right? We should ask Marmalade. Don't you peel your skins off? Or is that just KFC? I only eat the skins. Oh, you only eat the skins. I don't eat the... No, but the Marmalade fried chicken, you can't really peel the skin off. It's kind of... It's really good. We got sidetracked again. Oh, but anyways, so what is this just saying? Like, we're not ready to see them on TV? That's the argument, but a lot of people were, like, clowning on, like, the whole mixed weight thing.

Oh, they're, oh. Like the people are making fun of the article. Oh, for sure, Forbes. As if like. Like, they hire the most random people. I'll see people on Twitter and be like, I write for Forbes. I'm like, you hire the most random people, Forbes. Like, I don't know. I feel like people pay to get on your list.

But I think there'll be more of it now because people loved it so much. Like, for me as, like, a bigger girl – first of all, again, I reiterate, Nicola is probably, like – I did a size comparison actually on our TikTok because when she stands next to Luke, she looks so tiny. And I'm like, watch – look at me next to Moses. Like, I look three times his size, which, again, it doesn't matter, but she is a tiny person. So it is actually crazy that we're even having this. Even her naked scene in it, like, she has no roles. I literally looked just like, gosh, she has no roles. That's so crazy. But –

I think now more than ever, like me as a big girl watching that, it's like, oh, it's nice to see the big girl, I guess, or the one that gets made fun of on the show all the time get this like hot, handsome, like, I mean, he does look good. Luna looks good in this one. He's just like ripped. And it's just like nice to see because she's like very, you know, she looks like a painting. She's very soft and, you know, just beautiful. And then you just see him like chiseled and be like, I'm going to come over there, whatever. And it's just really, I love what he says to her. What does he say? We just rewatched it again the first time they had sex and he's just like,

i'm gonna warn you it's gonna hurt but it should only be the first time i was like okay geez what a flex he's like this is my second time they mentioned that the hurting in the first yeah i think the first season he mentioned that to her too wow are they just well endowed or what no they're virgins i get that but that's like a weird thing to say like it might hurt the first oh here's a bigger boat we should pick forbes okay

okay, we're going to write about Bridgerton and like, are we ready for this? It's like, why did the men get to go with all the whores and all the hookers while the ladies had to be virgins? Like that's so effed up. And they were like, and even she says it shows, I know you have more experience, like tell me how to do this and whatever. And it's just like, how are they supposed to be virgins? But these guys can just go to all the like hookers around town. Like, and they're always with the hookers. They're always there morning, noon and night. And I was like calling too. I was like, that's so effed up. And then the ladies have to be ladies. It's like, so, and then if you even kiss them, if you even kiss them, you have to wed them. Like, it's like, this is some bullshit. Yeah.

prostitute at the same time. If you kiss somebody just, you know, or even just standing with them alone. Yeah, without a chaperone. Yeah. You have to marry them. That's a bigger issue. And it's still to this day, it's like that. It's very much like, you know, men can just go have sex with whoever they want. And then if it's like a girl, it's like, oh, well, people already had you, so I don't want you. It's like so f***ed up. And that should be the bigger question, not like interracial with like literally someone who's so tight. Again, not shaming her. I'm just saying like, you're concerned about this guy. Anyways, whatever. Okay.

I hate it. I hate it so much. It's 4.30. Yeah, but I love that it's coming back and the Tavern Maid series, Hello Traveler, will feature a plus-size woman with a chiseled... I was going to say Fabio, but he's like 70, so maybe not Fabio. Although it wasn't a music video with Fabio. Hello Traveler, no affiliation with fellow travelers. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Do you think they stole my... I haven't seen Hello Traveler for a long time. When did the show come out? I bet they took it. I feel like it came out recently. Oh, my God. I think. This year for sure. Fellow Travelers. That sounds like Hello Traveler. Yeah, I hate to say that through that accent. Fellow Traveler. Hello Traveler. Oh, my God. It doesn't sound as good as Hello Traveler.

We're still going to be Hello Traveler. Okay, we'll be something else. We'll be Trisha Frankenstein or something. No, that sounds like the other one with Cole Sprouse. I don't know. We'll think of a good one. They can still have Fabio. He'll be like Gandalf. He'll be like Gandalf or something like that. He'll be like the Wizard of the Elves. Fabio? Yeah, I'm sure he's down to do it. Me and Fabio. Lisa Frankenstein. Oh, Lisa Frankenstein. See, it's too close. Trisha Frankenstein. You know, I don't know.

We'll have Zac Efron, even though we're the same age. He could also be a barmaid. My favorite, this is kind of old, but someone photoshopped the Tavern Maid series, like the premiere. And they put like, they photoshopped what everyone's like outfits would be like on the red carpet. Really? Yeah, they put you. It was like Harry and Niall together. Brooke and Hannah. It was like everything. What were they wearing?

Brooke and Tana, I think they were wearing the People's Choice Awards outfits. I love that. Brooke and Tana can be in the show. They should be in the show, too. They should be tavern maids, for sure. Niall and Harry, for sure. Is Harry ripped? He could be one of the guys. Watch, he gets, like, Zac Efron. He just gets, like, so big and, like, ripped for this, like, Baywatch style. But he's not young. I mean, it's fine. Look at me. He's not young enough. I think he's definitely age appropriate for to play young. He's going to play younger because he does look like a – he looks young, not a baby. But he looks young.

That saying is so awful. Like, you look like a baby. Like, that's kind of the worst thing to say when you're trying to tell someone they look young. It's like, let's not use that anymore. Let's just say you look very young for your age. I tell Moses that. He shaves. I'm like, oh, you look like a baby. But I'm like, that's kind of weird, I guess. Why are we even using that as, like, an analogy? Oh, you look like a baby. Oh, you're such a baby. Like, don't infantilize people. Infantilize? Infantilize. Infantilize people. Oh.

I love that little rant. Don't infatuate on myself. I was like, ew, why are we, why are we, ew. Oh, I didn't even use my little fan's name. Yeah, Justin. I didn't even see that next to you this whole time. Everyone who does Tiny Desk, they never have the fan. They never get the details. She has her little fan. Oh my God, so funny. Yes. Oh my God.

Oh, wow. We're just having too much fun tonight. Oh, my God. Just having so much fun. I'm just Trish. I don't know if Peter Maughan invented fans, but it's really like a drag thing, right? Yeah. It was very chuggy. Yeah, I feel like people think he invented that. I thought he did. I don't know people. I think it was you. Because I thought he made it his thing. He's the fan. But I'm like, it's kind of everything, though. It is nice. Even Bridgerton, they have the fan, and they're always like, oh, it feels nice. It's like a little...

breath of breeze of fresh air like what is it a little breeze i guess that's it period point blank well yes we should start having fans i didn't want to copy peter mom but i don't think this is a peter mom thing i think it's a bridgerton god yeah when you go to drag con every drag queen has like their own fan okay well just taking it from guess who else was it rich lux too like stole drag lingo and everyone thought it was him where he was like i wouldn't he would he would say like

Boots the house or clock the house or something. Yeah. But that's how it is. Like, Khloe Kardashian did, like, Okur. But, like, Laganja Estranja, like, was saying, oh. Wait, really? Yeah. She did it first? Do you think she stole it from her? Oh, yeah, for sure. Can you do it? I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't roll my eyes. Oh, you do it better than me. Let me hear. Oh. Okay.

oh that's good that's good yeah oh that says you were like more than chris jenner trying to do it yeah it's still good though i love the effort um jojo siwa was that i guess the final pride events that yeah because pride's over i love it but um it was for trick it was trixie mattel's pride event did you know that no where was it yes um we weren't invited damn

That's one we missed. It was the Pink Disco tour, the last stop in Philadelphia. Random. JoJo's out there, Trixie. It was Trixie and JoJo. Okay. Yeah. But anyway, JoJo did this whole bit where she's performing. And all of a sudden she stops like, who the F just booed me? Oh, yeah. I saw. Who just booed me? And then at first I believed her. I was like, damn. Like, she's really clapping back. But then I was like, wait.

I remember seeing the videos of her at, like, the LA Pride, and people were actually, like, booing her, and she didn't say anything. So she definitely can't hear the boos. And then I watched it again, and her backup dancers are all, like, choreographed at the same time. Before she even, like, JoJo says anything, they're flipping off the audience, and one backup dancer's like...

scanning the crowd like this all sassy. Like, who's booing JoJo? Who's booing JoJo? You should be our backup dancer. I could see you doing that on stage. I honestly kind of ate that. It was like, it was so sassy. That was. It was the pink disco tour. So I was serving. With the fingers up. Yeah, you look good. It was like scanning like, who's booing JoJo? Who's booing JoJo? Oh, that's so funny. The dancers were like flipping off the audience like, yeah, like what's going on? Who's booing JoJo? They're all in their bad girl era. And then, respectfully, you. Wow. I'm like, in the whole, I'm like, okay.

We're losing the plot. Now she's like staging, clapping back at booing. Like obviously this was a stage like rehearsed bit.

that like she did to make it seem like it was real. But then like the dancers gave it away because they were all like choreographed the house. You know what I mean? Right. Because they also said they could hear someone say like it was me or something. So I feel like there was like a staged booer in the crowd or something. I honestly feel like – Or do you think no one booed? I don't think anyone booed and I feel like it would be hard for her to hear because she also has to have like in-ear like monitors, right, to be able to hear like the song and the tracks or whatever. Yeah. Yeah.

And to hear, like, one boo in, like, a crowd. And, like, people paid money for these tickets, so they knew they were going to see JoJo Siwa. And I've seen her performances. Like, everyone has been into, like, the spectacle of seeing JoJo Siwa. Right, right. You know what I mean? Even if you don't, like, live for her, it's like, wow, I'm seeing JoJo Siwa. Yeah. Like, this is a gag. It's like the campness of it, right? Yes, yes. Like, it's like, oh, it's JoJo. Like, no one's a JoJo stan. I don't think anyone's a Trish stan either. But it's just like the, yeah, the, what is the word? The, it's not a facade. What is it? Like, the...

Spectacle. Is that what you said? Yeah. You can have it. Yeah, it's like the spectacle of JoJo for sure. Yeah. It's just so odd. Like, why would you make that a whole like bit? Especially because she did post a TikTok like last week where she's like, I heard your feedback. I'm mixing things up. I'm going to make a change. Blah, blah, blah. What was the change?

It wasn't bad enough. She wasn't bad enough. She's in a more bad era. She's saying, fuck you. Yeah. She did something else. Did she put something else in her pants this time? Oh, I didn't see, but she very well could have. Oh, really? Wait, there was something else. She announced her new EP. I think it was Guilty Pleasure or something. And she's going the whole teddy bear aesthetic, slutty teddy bear. But Miley already did slutty teddy bear. Did she? What was that? Yeah, remember? Because Spice, when she did...

A Snatch game. I remember. She did Miley and she had the teddy bear. I think it was from VMAs. Like her infamous like Robin Thicke VMAs. She had a teddy bear? Yeah. It was like all teddy bear like theme. I think on her boobs or something. And that's what JoJo did. She had teddy bears on her boobs. Oh, I see. Was it kind of like a mouse or something she had on her boobs? Because I remember everyone had the Halloween costume. It was like a little gray mouse or something. Yeah, like a little plush or whatever. So now JoJo's recycling that. The teddy bear is...

Again, this is me just being like an old mom, but I'm just kind of like, doesn't it feel a little bit, again, a little infantile, like a little sexualization of like infant stuff, you know what I mean? I think that's maybe that she's going for. Like, you know, like you knew me as like the young, but now I'm like growing. I don't know. My thing is like, okay, this is my advice to JoJo. Okay. I think you need to have an album and it's just called like Joanie because her real name is Joanie Joelle. Did she talk about it?

Her government name? Yeah. You know some people don't like their government name to be used. I think it's just a route. You know what I mean? Because if they present themselves as JoJo Siwa, we should respect JoJo Siwa. No, but I'm saying like because Lady Gaga had the album Joanne. Got it. Okay. Well, maybe preface it by that. I thought we're like outing her name. I was like, oh my God. Let's not say her government name. Okay. Got it. I didn't know. Got it. Joanne is her. No, that's not her real name.

Is her name Stephanie? Stephanie. I think her something, her grandma or something is named Joanna. I don't know. Oh, she's outing her grandma. Okay, we're living in the block. Doxing, doxing. That's the word I'm using. I'm like, okay. Jesus Christ. She's funny. Don't see me there. Yeah. I think she needs, like, if she did the album, like,

called like i don't know joni joni joelle something and she like was like really like serious about like it was like almost like a chapel row and like you know it's like real artistry yeah i feel like she could really gag and that's what i want from her i want her to pivot in like an unexpected way and now it's like unexpected if she actually was taking herself seriously that's true right like she's actually talented we're like whoa

Like, she can actually sing. I feel like she has – I feel like she is talented. Right? She has to be. She's a good dancer. Definitely a dancer. Definitely a dancer. Like, we don't know the singing. Like, I always have this – and people laugh, but I mean dead serious when I was like – I didn't know Ariana Grande was, like, a really good singer. Like, actually, like, so talented and can, like, hit all these notes and stuff like that until the SNL. And I was like, oh, why doesn't that get showcased more? Because, like, obviously she sounds good on an album, but, like, every pop girl does because you can –

I sound good on an album 'cause you can tune it or whatever. Or was it Lady Gaga, like you said, at the Oscars when she actually sang Sound of Music and everyone's like,

Like to me again, I didn't know that about her. So I was like, damn, they're actual. So that would be the most shocking thing, right? All of a sudden you're like, oh, she's a really good singer, songwriter. I love, I actually like JoJo as like the artist. I do. I like what she's doing. I like that she's turning it all into like a good thing and making the most out of it, monetizing it. I don't like the fact that she like defends like Colleen and victims. I mean like this never happened, which like don't talk for other people. Like that part I hate about her. But I do like the fact that she's going and she's pretty like strong or whatever. So yeah.

Yeah, even making up stuff, I think it's kind of a slay. I kind of love that you're just like, it's like me staging paparazzi. It's like, you know, Moses the paparazzi, whatever. It's like, it's kind of a slay. It's kind of cute. But yeah, I do think like it would be more shocking. It's like, you know, like we could talk about if I lost 100 pounds, wow, that's the most shocking thing Georgia could ever do. But like, I feel like, yeah, for JoJo, it's like, yeah, come back and be like,

so talented and blow everyone away. If she has it in her. And if not, just keep doing what you're doing because obviously that's working too. Yeah. And I know she likes the whole campness and I think she could still do that. Lady Gaga was doing piano ballads but she would have a bubble dress or something. It would still be camp but just be a little bit more serious. Because JoJo is chronically unserious and...

I don't know. I do want her to slay, and I think she can slay. I think so, too. I really do think so. I think so, too. And I think she just needs to, like, really figure out the branding and identity and, like... I think she thinks she knows her branding, but I don't think she does yet. Yeah. Yeah.

It's strong branding, whatever it is. It's very strong. Like you kind of know a JoJo Siwa bow, you know what I mean? She has strong branding, but in the glitter eye and stuff, but yeah, maybe a little. But she like doesn't want it, but she wants it. It doesn't feel like as authentic maybe to her now. Because she's trying to be like, I'm an adult now. When she's not an adult, she's still acting like a child. Yes. She hasn't matured yet and she's not acting like an adult, but she's.

she's acting like from the eyes of a child what the adult will do now they would curse they would touch themselves they would drink that's what adults do i'm like no you actually become mature and professional and

you know so that's what's funny about her because she's still a kid it doesn't feel like authentic to her I don't know how to describe it but yeah it doesn't feel like something like when she was dressed up as like Freddie Mercury on her tour and stuff like that felt more like something fun that she wanted to do that felt more authentic to her so I was like that's why I kind of like vibe with her too it's like oh she likes to cosplay and she likes to feel like you know she gets obsessed with things and stuff but yeah something I just think that she'll never be an adult I think she'll always be a kid playing something

And that's just it. That's just what's going to be her future. She's always going to be that. Yeah. But like when you cosplay, I think it's like fear. So I like, so she, there, there is a path where like she can slay and still like channel different like artists and wear like quirky outfits. Totally. Yeah. No,

that's what I'm saying. I actually liked her Freddie Mercury interpretation or like her Elton John, which had like the sequins, you know, I kind of, I liked that about her. That was like a few years ago. So I definitely think it's like there. I think the bad girl turn of her like is like not really her. It's like, it's fun. Like, I don't know. It's like, uh, do you want to be like just infamous, temporarily infamous and like kind of like,

joked at or do you want to like slay? I feel like she's got to like, I think she can, but she's got to make the decision. You know what I mean? She got to maybe pull like an Addison, you know, Addison took a step back and she's like, hold on, like, let me actually like, you know, take a step back and I'm going to like, when they see me again, I'm going to come correct and they're going to be guys. Absolutely. Addison is definitely the perfect example. Yeah. She is the blueprints, the pink print. I love that. Yes. All of the prints. I love Addison Rae so much.

JoJo, we're rooting for you. We're all rooting for you still. You can come on Deathstress, but we got to talk about some things, you know what I mean? Some serious things. And then we can have some, we have a key. Oh, final story of the day goes to, God, this. Your friend, Lila. I, God, I really root for her too. I really love Lila. Like, I don't know her that well, of course, of other people. But man, this one really broke my heart. I was just like, dang, Lila.

So have we even talked about any, I guess it kind of all came out right after our last Hot Topics. Yeah. It was like she went to cover Alex's wedding. She said she drew three hours. Where do you think the wedding was? I was like, I think three hours from LA. I had to be, I was thinking that too. It had to be like either like a San Diego or like a Palm Springs, I would think.

I would think. Okay. Those are the like general vicinity, right? Yeah. Because it also was outdoors. It had to be somewhere, you know. I couldn't tell where it is because we wanted to look at a lot of wedding venues. I'm like, where that is? I went to Alex and Culver's wedding which is invited at the center. I wish I could have gone to that wedding. That would have been amazing because I love both of them. And oh, real quick, just a quick flex. Me and Culver had the same wedding dress. Mine was in black. I was shocked.

I don't think anyone, why would anyone notice that? But I noticed it. And I was like, oh wow, it's crazy because we had the exact, she had her hers in white. I tried mine on in white too. But it looked beautiful in white. She looked beautiful. I love Alex Warren too. I don't know them, but I just love his songs. And I love them. And Lila Gimny got invited, which I was like, didn't know they were even that close. But it's like, there was so,

So many things that went wrong and I don't know how, like, obviously we have to wrap up the episode so I don't know how long, but the things, obviously, like her posing in the aisle, which is pretty wild, right? Like, I get at our wedding we were at Four Seasons so everyone's doing it in front of, like, you know, the snow arches and stuff. Like, yeah, but, like, it's crazy to do it, like, on the aisle they're about to walk down before. Like, that's kind of wild to me. I don't know. Maybe that's not the worst of it all. Obviously not. But then to also vlogging. Well, I guess they had a sign that said no cameras. They're like, be present, no cameras, which is kind of...

I get it, but that's kind of weird that you have all these vloggers and TikTokers there because it is kind of confusing, right? I remember at Gigi's wedding, I wasn't taking pictures at first, but I noticed every single person during the ceremony, everyone had their cameras up. So I was like, well, I'm going to have my camera. I guess that's what you do, whatever. Our wedding too, we didn't really say anything. People just took videos and pictures, whatever. You just kind of assume people will take it

But she took the vlog or whatever and then posted it like what the same day or the same night or the next day or something like that. Yeah, I think it was like the immediate next day I think. Which is first of all, what a hustle. What a work ethic. You just went to a wedding and you're like let me just go edit this real quick. Something I would do for sure. Like you're like let's get this up ASAP. Not at a wedding but just in general. Like you're like I want to get this up as soon as possible. That's crazy. That's kind of wild, right? But do you think it was framed in any type of way? I'm not trying to defend. It's like a content wedding because there was so many content creators there.

I feel like not a content wedding specifically, but I feel like when you have... When you're, like, our influencer and you have a lot of influencers there, you assume it's going to happen. But I think you also assume that...

they wouldn't like beat you to the punch. So you know what I mean? It's like, it's like the fact that she posted it before anyone else. That's actually wild. Yeah. Because any content creator will know you get first dibs. You're the first one to post this. Yeah. That's nice. It's like if you had, I don't know, let's say not content creators, you had friends that are all musicians and you're standing in the aisle, you're getting married and suddenly somebody is trying to sing. Yeah.

And they're a famous singer, but like, but no, thank you. We're getting married. Like, you know what I mean? It doesn't mean that they're content creators. They can film and post your wedding. It's your wedding. It's not, it's off limits. It's like... We had a friend that was like, it was my gender reveal and posted our, the gender. Like as soon as it happened, he posted it. And I was like, and we were waiting for the video to come back because as a con, he wasn't a content creator, so he didn't know. But you know, as a content creator, you know, you kind of wait for the big video to come back. So we were going to have our gender reveal like edited and stuff like that. And literally...

This was for Malibu. He posted it like instantly as it was happening. Like we did the gender reveal. He posted it on the internet and like added a McIntyre. Rich left. Everyone had it up within an hour. Yeah, all the drama channels picked it up and already made videos while we're still celebrating. Oh my God. I ended it. I ended it. I ended the night right then. That's when I took a, did a live, like I took my live. I'm like, let me edit this right now myself. I posted it at like midnight on a Saturday. Okay, canceled. Yeah.

I was like, what the hell? I was so, I was, I was so annoyed. He's like, I didn't know. I'm like, you didn't know not to post the reveal.

There's an actual reveal. Yeah, that was actually crazy. Oh my God. I mean, great, I don't think he knew, but it is crazy. But I feel like the worst part of all, I mean, that was bad. And obviously Alex and Cover did not agree. They left a comment on someone who was like, this is wrong. Yeah. What's his name? Their name is Maddie. Maddie. And they're like, period, valid take, whatever. They were obviously not happy with it. But the craziest thing, I saw it on Spill Sash, the craziest thing then is, well, Lila did like a,

kind of an apology video but not really. She's like, I expected Alex and Cover to talk to me privately. I'm like, girl, you posted this. Like, what? They're obviously pissed at you. Like,

She kind of had like a crazy take on it. But then I saw Spilsash post the TikTok, the video of her rolling in the veil. Yes, during the ceremony. During the ceremony, which girl, why are you in this room? No one's at where a veil is like left and stuff like that. Like that. And also sexual with it. Like they had their like leg up, like, you know, in the position, like one straight, one bent. I was just like, this is actually the most insane thing I've ever, ever, ever seen. And I'm...

It just was like, wow. Because so many people are against Lila just because for so many things. She talks about a lot of her experiences. It just exposes people, whatever. And it's just like, oh, why do you want one more thing to people be against you for? I don't know. It's just, I know she's smart. I know she's smart. So I'm just like, why? Why? And she's how old? Do we know? I only ask this because I'm like, maybe she's like,

20 and like wouldn't understand but I do feel like she's a little older 23 yeah so I feel like you kind of know I don't know oh no 25 wait she's born 98 there's a lot of conflicting reports she's 26 then and she's born 98 because I'm 36 I was born 88 okay so 26 yeah she's been around May 2nd 1998 so 26 and she's a tourist too girl come on

Okay, so you're 26. Like, you definitely know not to do this. Yeah, it was... It just felt so, like, disrespectful and so awful. And then the way she made it all about herself. And again, it's like, oh, God, like... That killed me. Like, because her explanation was...

I thought a cute little VHS video of literally the most beautiful wedding ever would make people so happy. That's my way of showing love and affection. That was my gift. It's like your way of showing love is a vlog of you like stealing the show at like someone else's wedding. That's how you show your love. And guess what? They probably paid $10,000 to $20,000 to a videographer to film the wedding and edit it the way they want it to be shown. It's not like you're giving them a gift they don't already have. And like you said, it's her vlog for her. Did you give them the assets?

I don't need that money to them. Like, that's so... I just, that's what I'm saying. She's not dumb and she's, I just am like, why? It made me so sad. Yeah. Because I don't like when people like start dogpiling someone and she has a good voice for like the trans community and stuff and I was just like,

why, why, why? As a person, are you like doing this to someone else and making it like, I drove three hours for their wedding as if they like did that. I'm like, this is a grand thing. It's just like, ah, why? We're rooting for you, Lila. All of us are rooting for you. I know. I feel Tana and Brooke, they're doing nice things. They're very like PC about it. So it's like,

What? What? What? What? And my other pet peeve too is like at the end of her like TikTok like apology it was an unapology really it was like a non like weird defensive statement I don't know but it was like honestly you guys we have more important issues that we need to worry about like all the trans laws that are going but it's like I don't like when people use activism to like

only they literally only use activism to like deflect from like something bad that they did like you have to just like okay you no matter what you like are yes you just messed up point blank you know so it's like you got to focus on on that you know what i mean yeah like let's focus on that another tiktok yes let's like bring awareness yes let's be activists of course yeah the elections are happening we get it but also like just because like that's happening doesn't mean what you did to them because

Like, they said so much on this wedding. And obviously, they're like, what? And then the defense of it all kind of got me. I was kind of like, girl, it's just like, I f***ed up. I f***ed up. I'm so sorry. Like, sometimes you just got to bite the bullet and say that. And then she kind of just needed to double down on it all and be like, this is my gift. This is my love language. Oh, my God. Did you see the video of her with the bouquet? No. Did she catch it?

She, okay, it was wild. Okay, so there was, she's obviously taller than all the other like girls who were there. Yeah. So then they covered through the bouquet and then this one girl had it in her hand first, but then Lila like grabbed it at the same time. But you would think like she just like

Pulled it out of the other lady's hand. Oh no. Yes, and it was like vlog camera in one hand, bouquet in the other hand. Where is it? Is that her vlog? Someone else recorded it because it's like they have, they show Lila with her vlog camera and then, yeah. Yikes. Don't be that girl at the wedding. Don't be that girl

girl that just rips out the bouquet from someone's hand. You always know that it's a certain character, the one that grabs the bouquet, not the one that catches it. Oh, no. There's a big difference between catching and grabbing. You know what? Yeah, we kind of had that at our wedding, too. Someone did try to really grab that bouquet out of everyone's hand. I was like, okay, like, you literally just stand there and wherever it falls is where it is. Like, that's wild when people do that. It was... Give me flashbacks. Yeah. Oh, right. Yeah. It was really deranged. I was like, ooh. I mean,

Hopefully she's just partying it up. Maybe she... But then she posted the vlog. She obviously... I was like, maybe she was like, you know, at the moment, whatever. It's the main character syndrome. Yeah. You're so right. It's like in every point of that wedding, she found a way to become the main character. And still...

My worst thing too is when people try to like insert themselves after like a big event in your life and then they try to insert themselves in some way so they're also talked about in the narrative. I'm not saying that necessarily with her but it's happened to us when like big events happen and someone tries to insert themselves or be part of the narrative because they weren't but they want to be a part of it and so that does suck now. I know it's happened with

other YouTubers in the past. There was a YouTuber who had a wedding and someone stole a bouquet at her wedding and then the whole thing became about this girl stealing from her at her wedding. That's true because like all the articles about this, like people.com wrote up Lila Gibney. That's what I'm saying. Like how annoying that now

Your wedding was overtaken by this and this. And she did a defense video. And then she did, you know, the veil video. This is like, oh, that's so annoying. It's negativity. It's negativity that's brought into the most beautiful event of your life. All you wanted to be talked about is, you know, them and their vows and everything that happened.

Not even for a minute you want to hear about any of the guests. Not even one guest should never be talked about about a wedding. Yeah, even when you see like Britney Spears goes to weddings with like Sam and stuff, like you really rarely hear who's wedding. Like you rarely hear about Britney being there. I think Jon Bon Jovi is another one who's like infamously for some reason at people's weddings and people ask him to sing. It's very weird.

weird but anyways I feel like with this it really did because you spend so much money on weddings and I'm sure Alex and Cobra spent so much on this wedding you can just tell by it and it just sucks because like especially as content creators like you do put so much money into it because you think like okay we'll do content like I know it sounds like weird to like people and like that shouldn't be the wedding but I swear if we if I wasn't a

I wasn't a content creator, we'd be eloping. Like, I would have spent zero dollars on the wedding. Like, I would not have cared. I mean, if you want to spend money, spend money. But I think in general, people will spend money for the pictures, for the content. In general, like, yeah, you spend money to have those, like, memories. Memories. Yeah. And make it look good. And yes, ours, whatever, ended up being a disaster. But, you know, I really did put it all in. We literally, like, spent all our money to, like, make it the best. And, yeah, to have someone, like, ruin it, like, just sucks. And, I mean, people posted our wedding that night and stuff like that. But I think I did, too. I think I – we vlogged, like, right after we got married. And then I think I posted, like –

I think we I think we mukbanged after I think we ate the leftover food yeah and everyone's like wow how romantic mukbang on your wedding night I'm like yeah I'm a working girl okay I gotta like work yeah we never got to eat the food at the wedding itself so we had we ate it after and we look good I was in glam I'm like I'm not wasting this glam and yeah it was also like again I always say this about weddings and marriages and stuff like that it's like

I don't know, nothing really different. You know what I mean? It's like, oh, it's your wedding night and you're vlogging. And I was just like, there's nothing too different about it. We enjoyed the night without vlogging and then we vlogged and then we went to bed and whatever, had our brunch the next day. So it's so weird when people are like, it's your wedding day. Well, we had Malibu and then breakfast.

That is true. Matt was born nine months later so maybe it would. Yeah, I mean, it is one of those things that's like, obviously it's your wedding night, okay, whatever. Actually, Colin, spoiler, Colin and Penelope did not consummate their marriage on their wedding night. He was pissed. He had a little bit of a and just slept on the couch. Wow. Yeah, isn't that crazy? It was just like, he's Matt. Did I spoil it? I guess I already did. He was,

finds out she's whistled down and he's just like a little biatch about it he continues he marries her anyways because like I've already promised you so I'm gonna marry you or whatever but he just like lays on the couch in front of her bedroom I'm like isn't this a big ass house like why are you on the couch right in front of her bedroom and he just like won't wanna he doesn't wanna like make love to her and they only had sex literally one time in that whole show and then he's pissed the whole other time he's just like no it's very weird

Yeah. I was going to ask that. No, I want to, I'll see it. Cause I was going to be like, well, how does it end? I am going to see it. Well, it's a happy ending. Are you? Yes, of course. I'm going to see it at some point. When? A year from now. Um, how many seasons of young? I have three more seasons of young Sheldon than I'm free. So. Oh my gosh. So that's a lot to take forever, but okay. Well, good luck on your podcast. I'm happy. I mean, you know, like hopefully she'll talk about it.

You know she's going to talk about it. Lylability. It's a good name. Good name for the podcast. Another one that puts their name in the podcast. I do think it's a little arrogant to put your own name in the podcast, unless you're me, because I think it's Bright Brand. No, but they should have listened to the name. If you invite her to your wedding, she's a liability. Oh, maybe that's why she named it that, the Lylability. Okay. That's good, actually. That's in the insurance for Tana, like the Lylability. Like if you talk about me and expose anything...

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