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EP.197 - THE ASAHARA CULT, DARK MR. BEAST CASE & REAL LIFE DEADPOOL

2024/8/26
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Discussing Deadpool and Wolverine's roles, the hosts debate whether they are villains or heroes. They also discuss the concept of multiverses in storytelling and compare different content structures, referencing shows like Phineas and Ferb and Regular Show.
  • Deadpool's character is multifaceted, blurring the line between villain and hero.
  • Multiverse storytelling offers interconnected narratives, while episodic content provides standalone experiences.
  • Regular Show blends mundane situations with supernatural elements, creating a unique narrative structure.

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- Fam, it was like, since I haven't watched a Marvel movie in like forever, I feel like that was the perfect one to get back into it. - Oh, that's the best one. - Yeah. - There's no good one in the past like five years, fam. - No, because it was like the most unserious Marvel movie. Like I would've never, the first five minutes. - You never watched Deadpool ever? - No, never. So I came in. - Hold on, hold on. That's a perfect one to watch. That's a perfect one to watch. - So perfect. Like imagine I'm Mr. ADHD, right? - Yeah.

the first five minutes when they did that whole scene while introducing the credits. - That's how I'm a Deadpool fan, bro. - Oh my God. - Deadpool's dead at, so Deadpool first came out like in the 90s or whatever, right? But he wasn't that big of a hero. - Yeah. - And I found him in like grade two.

But that's when everybody wasn't really into comics like that. Yeah. But they were into superheroes, Spider-Man, Batman, whatever. Okay. I found Deadpool in Ultimate Alliance. I see this guy with katanas and guns. Yeah. I'm like, yo, who is this? Because it looks like snake eyes, right? So I'm like, holy shit, this is the coolest. And I used to tell all my friends, Deadpool is fire, Deadpool is fire. They're like,

Like, who the fuck is that? Like, they don't know who it is. True. Until years later, they finally make the movie. Yeah. Boom. Bro, you know what killed me? The Channing Tatum. I don't know what the fuck, because I haven't watched in a long time. He has, like, an accent. Yeah, why? Okay, this is why. This is why. So, in X-Men...

His character, his character is Gambit. Yeah. His name is Gambit the Cajun. So he has a Cajun accent. Cajun. Cajun, Cajun. Oh, I thought Cajun was like the Spice. No, the guy that's like... Yeah, yeah, Cajun. Oh, that's... It is. That's what it is. Oh, shit. Cajun the Spice. Yeah, yeah. Cajun comes from that area. This is where Theo Vance from. It's like Louisiana. Oh, Louisiana. He was so... Is it supposed to be bad? It's supposed to be bad. Oh, okay, okay. No, it's just... That's actually a good Cajun accent. Okay, yeah. Like, it doesn't sound...

That's how they sound, bro. You know the guy that has the... He was popular on TikTok. He had this big bowl. He had corn in it. And he had, I think, prawns or whatever. No, no. He had crayfish or crawfish. Yeah, yeah. That's how we do a boy. That's literally... That's the accent he was doing. Okay. It was so funny because when people had reactions, when people walked in, I went on my phone and said, oh, who is this guy? Really? Yeah, because...

Okay, first of all, who is the bald girl? Oh, that's like Professor X's sister. That's a new character. Okay, that's a new character. And how about the little girl that was wearing the glasses that wanted to be Wolverine? You never watched Logan? No. That's the toughest film ever, bro. That's possibly the best Marvel film ever made in my opinion. Okay. But the reason why is because they took a Marvel film and didn't make it like a Marvel film. They made it in a Western style.

So, you know, cowboy style, cowboy West. There's a hero. They go on a journey and then people are chasing after them and they get killed and it's mad violent. That's a Western. So they made Logan directed how they would make a cowboy movie. It was fire. Really? Okay. Cause yeah, whole time I was confused, but good thing, like at the beginning, before everything started, he's like, let me take you back. I'm like, Oh my God. Yes.

Yeah. Because I need a backstory before any of this shit happens. I'm like, first of all, are they supposed to be the villains or like the superheroes of this shit? And then... Who do you think Deadpool was? You thought he's a villain, right? Yeah, I thought he was a villain at first. He kind of is, kind of. But when they teamed up, they're like the superheroes, right? Yeah. Like, that's the whole thing. Yeah, Deadpool is a villain, but he's also a hero. He's like real-life people, though. But seeing, like, Wolverine and, like, his lower... It's like seeing LeBron old. I'm like, you know what this...

fam when I seen Wolverine and he was drinking he looks good though no no he did but at the campfire drinking at the bar drinking fam that's my I think Wolverine was one I had his video game he was one of the first like people I watched you know what I mean and going from like prime to straight to the end like fuck this might be Wolverine's last

run fam but he's gonna he's gonna end up playing that character for a long ass time because this is what happened I didn't think so since they brought him back yeah he's gonna be stuck there cause they're gonna be making bread like bro they brought Robert Downey Jr. because he's gonna bring money in they're gonna bring him back and they're just gonna keep rolling and rolling and rolling in the dough after Deadpool bro they can make like three of those films

with Deadpool Wolverine. And it won't get tired because there's so many stories to do. Yeah. No, because at the end, right, I stayed and they were doing a whole montage of Wolverine when he was young. And I'm like, and I told you earlier, I was like, yo, that's the last time we're going to see Wolverine. Deadpool obviously has future. But what are they going to do with bro? I have a question for you. Yeah. So would you rather have a piece of content that connects to so many different pieces of content? Yeah. Or would you rather have something that's a one-off and it is what it is?

Which one would you like? I think for in this term, like Wolverine's legacy, one-off. And anything you watch, though. Anything I want. Yeah, obviously I want a multiverse. You want a multiverse, right? Okay. So here's the issue. It's because some people want this, some people want that. Yeah, yeah. Comic books, I don't know if people bag it, but they don't always connect.

Like you'll have a story and it's just boom, done. It doesn't necessarily have to connect unless a writer picks it up and like, oh, I'm gonna go off what bro wrote. So realistically, all of these, think about Phineas and Ferb.

When you watch Phineas and Ferb, you enjoy the episode. And it's just one episode. It doesn't necessarily connect. Like, it can call back one, two times. But you don't have to be like, I need to watch this. Then I can watch this. Then I can watch this. The beauty of Phineas and Ferb is dead ass. Whenever you watch it, when it's on, boom, they understand the viewers are casual. Yeah. Right? So for content even on YouTube like us right now, would you say our content is...

Is it a pickup thing or is it an episodic? No, it's kind of like Phineas and Ferb. It's like Phineas and Ferb. Yeah, every episode, it's not like a continuation. Yeah, it doesn't really continue. I just bagged that though. Yeah. But it kind of does.

How? The reason I say why it does is because once we say... If you deep it, though, once we say one thing, it's interesting to see what their brains... Like, if I was an audience watching us, where they would take their thoughts next or where they would take their creativity next to. And seeing, like... Let's say I watched...

100 episodes of somebody. Yeah. Going to the next 200 episodes, like, how their mindset progressed, if it got better or worse, or where they're taking themselves. No, that's a good point because I just realized, like, you know, like, the old show, like, Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Zack and Cody, Deck, Phineas and Ferb, they all had structure. So it wasn't, yeah, so, like, you tune into one...

Candice tries to get the mom. You already know it's every episode. So it's like that's why they always tune in because it's like you can do it whenever. Hands down the best structure for a cartoon though. Yeah. Regular show. I didn't watch that. You didn't watch it? You're saying that over and over. Oh my god. No but this is why I love regular show though. Why? Regular show. Explain the structure for me. So what happens is it starts off

Regular. Literally just anything day to day. It's pretty much a blue jay and a raccoon. They work at the park. But they come across some regular shit. It could be like a meal. Yeah.

And you ever see those memes that go, Mordecai and Rigby would risk their lives for this shit? Oh, yeah. So the reason they would do that is because they would be taken into some next mystical or supernatural planes to try and do regular shit. So one great example, there's an episode where they're trying to complete this burger challenge. Yeah. And to complete the burger challenge, it takes Mordecai and then it...

The last challenge takes his, like, soul, sucks him into this different dimension. And then he has, like, more challenges to deal with. True, true, true. So it's playing with the regular, but also playing with the supernatural that's... But the supernatural is always there. Mm.

and it gets like really psychedelic yeah because these ideas is just like so random and and and out of there but they're the ideas that are always present if you think about it okay so it would be regular regular show then random side mission then how would they end it they just back to the regular they overcome it okay they overcome it no i don't know i don't know if that beats videos at first oh you have to watch it though you have to watch it fam i fucked with

I fucked with the- cause I feel like all Marvel is um is the purpose theme like oh I don't have a purpose

And then let me show them my purpose. Cause that was the whole thing. Like Deadpool wanted to be the Avengers. He had no purpose. It was structured like a me video. Real shit. Actually it was though. It actually was. I was saying it had the same structure as Inside Out 2. Inside Out? Yeah, because Inside Out, like they got sent into the void and they had to try and go back to the headquarters. Same shit. They were sent into the void. I never watched it. You'll see the similarities. It's not as crazy as I say it. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah.

I know, so I'm like, yo, it's the same storyline in a lot of things, but it's like, this one is just like real people, you know what I mean? And it's tropes too, because people are just like, okay, would you say that's your favorite duo? High key, that's my favorite duo. Ooh, I have to, let me see other duos. Deadpool, Wolverine, that's a-

- It is, it's so, yeah. - That's a crazy duo. - Yeah, it is. - That's a crazy duo. Also, leave in the comments who you think is Deadpool and who you think is Wolverine. - Oh, that's easy. - 'Cause I think you're Deadpool, I think I'm Wolverine. - Yeah, the whole time I was like, yo, I'm sorry, if I was introduced to that as a kid, I would probably be on the same wave as you with Spider-Man. - Oh, really? - I'd probably be the biggest Deadpool fan.

Yeah, to be honest, my favorite favorite is Deadpool, but I can't really... I never said it like that. Because, like, who the hell are you talking about? No, if I was a superhero, that's exactly me, fam. Like, a troll, I would like to be trolling the whole time. The guns and swords are so tough, though. That's my shit, bro. I understand now why you move, like, after you watch all these, like, Marvel things, you move the way you move. Because after Deadpool, I was like, yo, I want to get into a banger. Like, I don't even want to have, like... I don't do that. I don't even move the way I move. But I wanted to, like, train...

Oh really? Like you know how much you watch anime and it makes you want to train? For some reason this one gave me confidence. After I was walking on the street I'm like I hope someone gets into things because I'm going to Deadpool them. That's kind of crazy. I felt so confident. Maybe yo Deadpool is my true calling fam. I'm going to become the Filipino Deadpool. Line that shit up.

I'm gaffed, pool fam. You know how they had all the multiverse? Yeah, what color would you look? Purple. Yellow. What?

Imagine a yellow Deadpool or a yellow Spider-Man. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. There is a yellow Deadpool, though. Damn, we're getting super comicky. Yeah. But, like, there's a yellow Deadpool. Like, this is the only time I'm going to get comicky with these fucking dead ass. So, in the X-Men, Deadpool joins X-Men and he became yellow. Oh, that's hard. It's so tall. It's so tall. But it's kind of rare. Like, I don't know a lot of people. No, like, yo, Deadpool's character, like, resonates. You know how characters resonate in you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bam, I see myself in Deadpool, bro. I'm about to...

I'm about to go to acting class, do a whole other course. Yo, okay. Do you think... Yeah. Let's say there was... You know how there's comics and shit, and there's characters, anime? They're obviously fake things. They're obviously fake people. Yeah. But what would you do if the person portrayed in the anime was real? Whoa, what do you mean? How would you treat them? Wait, what? Yeah. Give me an example. So imagine Deadpool was a real person, but it's like almost...

a storytelling of a real person. So all of the cartoons, like let's say Naruto is a real person. But Naruto is obviously not real. But that person is real. How would you treat that person now? Like face to face? Yeah. How would you treat them? You'd probably treat them like the character, right? Probably. So check this out. A long time ago, I don't know if you heard about the Asahara cult. You ever hear about that? No, no, no. So Asahara, he had this cult. It's called...

Shin Shinriko but bro this guy he's an he became an influencer and brainwashed every single one of his cult members to do terrorism whoa to pretty much try and take over the world and kill people yeah now this will happen so like I said he used he actually used anime to influence people what

Yeah. Wait, so he wrote an anime and let them read it? So he became this person, right? He tried to portray himself as this messiah that would teach people how to conquer their spirituality, how to reach levels of consciousness that are above everyone else, how to find Zen, these things, right? Now, what he did to portray himself in these supernatural states, he would make propaganda to feed to pretty much the entire population of Japan. Wow.

One of the things being anime. So they made animes of him, him being depicted pretty much like Jesus, like levitating, pretty much doing all these miracles. But people started believing it, which is wild. And so many people believed in him. He had over 20,000 followers, 20,000 real people that were in his cult and probably like 40,000 people worldwide. That's how big his cult got.

Now, what made him so smart, though, he didn't just attack. He didn't just try to get anybody in this cult. What he tried first were to get smart people. And what he did, he got the smartest people he could get his hands on.

So he can take it to the next level with the smart people. What would they do? So one of the people he got was um, it's like a chemical neuroscientist That's one of the artists of this got he got an engineer and he got a business analyst all of these different people and he pretty much made them like the four horsemen of the apocalypse in his cult like his gang is crazy. Yeah, and

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Shop blinds.com right now and get up to 45% off select styles. Rules and restrictions may apply. And you can imagine he had some haters, this and that. There was, yo, there was deadass a detective trying to take him down because he realized he's trying to start a cult and it's dangerous to all of Japan. This detective, he had a whole case ready to destroy this guy, ready to go, collected evidence and everything like that. One thing.

Asahara's cult members one of the leading four they heard about it through the news yeah before the story was about to go out literally through the office even before the story was published they went to his house killed him his wife and his baby son yo they took the bodies and they buried them in different parts of Japan disappeared and the method to kill them you know what they did

Because he has a neuroscientist in his... Yo, they made this chemical that would poison him and just kill him. That's insane. Crazy. Now, the reason it's crazy is because what happens later with that same similar poison is so f***ing gross. Why? Because him being the cult leader, anybody that got in his way, he's taking them out. And that was the first time they did it. A second time was... Yo, the second time? What happened? They were...

He pretty much put every person in his cult through some crazy shit. They would take people...

put them in dark places for over 24 hours, no food, no water, no nothing, no light. And they would put them into weird ass positions. They would try putting them underwater on, on almost about to drown them. He, he, he made people hang upside down for like hours and hours and hours on end to try and pretty much unlock their abilities, trying to lift up their spirituality. Um,

one of the people that decided to join his cult and continue with these practices, one of them passed away. Okay. And he got in a cardiac arrest. And you can imagine, once all of these other cult followers, all the other members are like, yo, what the fuck? This guy died right in front of us. And he's trying to find enlightenment. Now there's a switch. Because all of these people, they think they're doing something right. It's not like...

they were doing dumb like they think this is real yo you know what he said though why the cult leader asahara he pretty much said the reason he died and this is some s-tier gaslighting he said the reason he died was because his physical body wasn't ready to go all the way through

So he passed away because his spirit needed to be transferred to another body. That's some crazy gaslighting! So everybody in the cult was like, "No, we have to do it." Yeah, so everyone in the cult was like, "Oh shit, okay, that makes sense. Fuck." Like, you know the Lil Yachty, like, "Oh shit, yeah." Bro, gaslighted every single person. Jokes. Fam, Asahara became so infatuated with power.

He wanted more and more. One of the things he wanted to do was go into office. Yeah. And he pretty much ran for president. Well, not president necessarily, but I'm pretty sure some high political official. So they didn't kill him at this point? Like, he was still running shit? I don't think they found out. Because the reason they didn't find out, their shit is like this. It's very, like, you know, hush. It's very cult, cult. Like, everybody's running for each other type shit. Now, what happened? Bro, yo, when he ran for, like...

Senate or whatever he was doing. I think it might have been president. I think he was running for president So when he ran for president dog you could imagine he could gain a lot of a lot of follows a lot of votes But there's gonna be some haters and shit because even like you think about it. There's so many haters on political figures And what was happening was getting bullied. Yo, he didn't like that. He didn't like that and it was you could imagine Japan

Yo, this is what's wild? Yeah. He's fucking smart. The reason it works so well in Japan is because what? Japanese people are very, very, very, very honorable. They're very, very, very loyal. If you were to start a cult, that's the place you would want to do it. Because you know how Japanese people, I'm pretty sure traditionally, samurais, they would

You know they would themselves before they failed yeah, that's the timing they were on just look at like Korea right now That's the timing they're on right now bro when you ran for president

He could not take failure. That's not a possibility because he's being portrayed pretty much like as a god, as a messiah in front of everybody and everybody's treating him like that, right? Thousands of people. This is like physical too. Bro, he lost. He lost the race and it was so f***ing embarrassing.

To everyone. And everyone was clowning him. Clowning him in the media. Clowning him in the media. Because it became like a joke. Because he was just a laughing stock. Oh, he thought you're going to win. Like, you're crazy. He decided to do an attack on Japan. Yeah, he did an attack on Japan. And what he did, because he has the freaking... This guy is Thanos, bro. Like, he has a person that's working...

He had like four different people, right? The four horsemen of the apocalypse, pretty much. He had one person looking for nuclear weapons. He's looking for armory. That guy failed, though. He couldn't find anything. He had somebody looking up strategic ways they can get back at the people in power. They couldn't find anything. It was whatever. All right, no scandals. Boom. But one of them, the neuroscientist. What did he find? He developed...

A chemical. A neural gas that could poison and kill... A bunch of people? A lot, a lot, a lot of people in one exit. In one... And he dropped that or no? Fam, they tested it on a field of lambs. Killed the whole field. Holy shit. When was this, fam? I think it's like 1990. 1990 or 1980. Around that time. Around that time. But...

Yeah, like you can imagine. Yo, what he did, fam.

He went to the subways of Tokyo. What'd he do? Just drop the gas. And release the gas. Have you seen Japan subway? Japan subway is like sardines, bro. So if you're dropping it in the train, you're killing at least thousands. I'm pretty sure. Let me get the exact number. There's so many victims, bro. Holy smokes. Look at this. Tokyo subway siren attack. Yeah, how many? So a thousand people were injured.

13 people immediately died. Oh, I thought... And severely injuring... Like, no, hold on. Severely injuring a thousand people. Oh, okay, okay. Like, these people... You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Like, they probably can't even... Probably already dead at that point. Dog, it's a neural poison. Insane. It's a neural poison. You know, they're not all there anymore. Yeah. Crazy, bro. And all because he couldn't take failure. The police cracked down on him. Yeah. They raided that shit. They found out everything that he was doing. They found the bodies. Yeah.

cracked on every single person, bruh, these people really thought he was the freaking, like, second coming of Christ, Messiah. I know. You name it. Yeah, I mean, if you're...

Holy shit. Because you can imagine, like, if you're watching anime, you're watching Naruto. Yeah. But Naruto is about a person. How would you treat Naruto in life? I was going to say, like, if Spider-Man or thing was real, like, that even happened with the Joker. People thought the Joker was real. Look what happened. People started painting their face going to, like, thing. Now I have a theory, though. Okay, okay. And that brings me to my theory. Because back in the day, a lot of comics, a lot of cartoons, movies, fam, they used to be based on real people.

Yeah. Like there used to be storybooks written about Jesse James. Jesse James was a real criminal, but they made stories. They made like fan fiction. They made all of these different adventures that weren't really fake. They were fiction, but it was attached to a real person. By theory, the government, people, officials, they know this. They know this. They know that if you take somebody real and start adding all of these different things fictionally,

in the public view, they'll be presented and I guess pretty much perceived as someone that's really like, I don't know, has a lot of power that they, that's not necessarily theirs. Yeah.

Crazy. Wait, so he was found out and like... Yeah, they found him. I think he died. His whole gang sentenced to death in 2004, I think. But I think, you know, the darkness retreat that he said to do? That's a real thing, though. People go and do 24 hours straight darkness, no food or something. And then when they come out, there's the videos on YouTube that are like... It's not good for you, though. Uh...

I've seen a few videos where it was beneficial. Like, they did say that they were more spiritually thing. Or maybe it's just all cult shit. But he was pulling it to some next levels. Yeah, okay. Maybe it's like after saying like, okay, now you have to hang yourself or something. Like, that's bad. He was hanging upside down. Yeah, that's insane. I think that was the person that...

one of those people had cardiac arrest and they died but yo the gaslighting is crazy yeah but that's how cult leaders really move though there was um oh fuck there was a youtuber that said he studies uh how cult leaders move like the greatest cult leaders i was like saying that on an interview is insane because because obviously youtube is obviously everything is like a cult like even marvel's a cult you know i mean yeah spider-man tells you oh jump over here jump it over

that's your goal i don't care that's great responsibility i don't know about that shit when devil was like i'm the marvel of jesus i laughed out so hard like shut up but yeah no everything's a cult though so yeah everything everything's a cult and if you really look into it it's we're taking part in that shit yeah yeah we are

And the biggest thing, which is wild to me, because I was watching interviews on this stuff, interviews of the ex-cult members. And the same thing they were always saying was, yeah, I'm not in a cult. What are you talking about? This is not a cult. This is how I partake. This is what life is for me. In the same way, we're fans of what? We're fans of certain music. We're fans of certain things. We're fans of certain art.

Yeah, we're not in a cult. Yeah, we're not in a cult, but we are. You know what I mean? But are we? Yeah. No, that's the thing though. It's like when you know you're in a cult and you see people around you, because that's what happened at the Ken concert. Obviously I was there and I had my camera out too, but I had a moment where like everybody was trying to rush to him, like jumping over fences and everything. And I just looked and I'm like, yo,

yo this is insane like i'm part of this because i me i have my camera out too so i'm like yo when it hits you that you're in oh shit like you're in it what do you do now like wake up wake up i wake yo like you're you're in that shit you like olivia rodrigo

You're probably a million other people in the same cult as you, dog. I know, yeah. The same shit. Y'all are probably wearing the same clothes. Look on your Instagram feed. Y'all are wearing the same fits, bro. I know, yeah. I wore black to Ken Carson, man. I'm in it. I'm in it, man. Y'all are in it, bro. But the thing is, what's crazy, though, is it's so accepted like that. When it's with music, when it's with art, right?

It's accepted. But I think that's why it's like... It's so cool because in this generation, we're kind of all lost. So we want to join something. You know what I mean? And there's so many different things you can join now. So I feel like that's why it's been bigger. Calls have been bigger. Because back then, were there really any... What do you mean? Like...

Like... Like cults? Like musicals? Oh, music. Yeah, like musicals. There's always big followings of music. Yeah. Always, always, always. True, true. Maybe it's just that. The Beatles, fam. Okay. Yeah, there's a lot of people. They popularized that bowl cut. Mm-hmm.

Nobody was doing that shit before, right? True. Any person of relevancy, I would say they had their little bit of a cult. But that's not what you would call it because they're not really preaching a religion. Yeah. That's different. Okay. I think the moment you put God in the same...

sentence is different you know I have a theory because you always preach about like if you were to bring any artist back you'd be like black eyed peas I feel like because like have you ever heard about recession pop?

No. So recession pop. Is that Charlie XCX? No, no, no. So it's like whenever there's a recession or the economy is down, the BPM of songs get higher and pop music popularized. Oh, word. So remember that, your boy, Jay Sean, like when he said, going down, down. Down, down, down. And then he had a bar in there. He's like, I'm down like the economy. Oh, shit. Bam, if you really bag it. That song came out 2008. Yes. Oh, fuck, man.

Look! That came out in 2008! 2008, the economic depression! Holy shit! So since 20- I think like soon they said it's a recession. I have a theory that pop music is gonna become very popular again. And the clubs are gonna- Because remember, people listen to pop to escape from the economy, from their jobs. Yo, Gavin bro. Yo.

COVID was the last one. Yes. Who popped out? Um. It was motherfucking Doji Cat. Oh shit. Yo, you heard her song. Bam. I'm not so. Yes. Holy shit. I'm not even a listener of Charli XCX like that. She's so smart for what she's doing right now. Cause it's all pop escapism music. It is. Damn.

Damn. If you're younger, ask your parents about the clubs back then. Because the club scene right now is all standing around trying to be better than each other. Because that's what the music is. It's all new watch. I got a new watch. I got new money.

Before, bro, Black Eyed Peas, they had Jay Sean, bro, everybody. Oh my god, Tyo Cruz. Imagine in the club, you think about, what's that song? It's like, you know we know now. Yeah. Damn, that would... Flo Rida? Oh, shit. If the economy's down and I know it's going to shit, I would want to listen to that shit. You know what I mean? Okay, okay. Theory. Theory. Ready?

What if you could predict the economy just by the music taste? You can. That's what people are doing. What if you could just predict it by that? You don't even have to look at those stats. You can just look at how people are reacting. How people are... Because if you study... I'm pretty sure this has to be studied. Yeah, yeah. Music and everything. Somebody had to be studied. For sure. Right? They had to be looking at this from time. And I think... I really think... I'm pretty sure...

During the certain wars music changed as well music like um for example like World War two there had to be a certain type of Sound that just developed. Oh, yeah Like don't get me wrong. I don't know if this is correct, but I'm pretty sure I'm right. I'm pretty sure I'm right. I

Rock and roll Specifically the punk aesthetic okay was after World War two punk aesthetic. Okay, or like it was really like pushed Yeah during certain Wars don't get me wrong leave in the comments if I'm right Yeah, I'm pretty sure something like that No it makes sense cuz there's times when it's like after the war and stuff you want to listen to some certain like beats or certain BPM and it just hits you deeper I feel like they are the producers definitely have to study that and

like that's why everyone's trying to move into the pub like bro if you ai uh you're yourself singing a pop song in two years you might blow up because that's where it's headed you know the godzilla theory godzilla no no no so you know godzilla the reason they made that character wasn't to portray a freaking monster that's destroying japan it was actually to pretty much represent

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Something it's like everyone against the Godzilla now we have to team up to beat the Godzilla and they and it's the same themes and it connects that way right because you can imagine Like we're talking about music that connects to a certain time right you couldn't drop that any time until after that's true That's actually yeah, so if there's tragedy usually something comes out of it if you want to deep it if you really want to deep it deep it uh-huh

Jumper's jump was created because conspiracies around pandemic.

Oh yeah, it was. If you want to deep it like that, just because, not to say like we created, we didn't create it because of that, but because the, I want to say like the mindsets of people were at a level where they're looking, trying to look deeper, trying to look at, grasp at theories, look deeper at things that just looked regular in front of you. And that's, that was a time. That was a time when everybody was trying to do that because they're so curious. Yes.

Because they see it right in front of them in real time happening. Did you think of that when we started or no? No, I really didn't. But I thought of it now. Literally just now. Yeah.

We finally found out why we blew up. No, like, man. I thought it would make sense now. Yeah, yeah. But it makes sense, though, no? No, perfect. No, it actually makes sense. Yeah, it made sense. Yeah, that's the timing of it all. So, damn. Because usually, I think the biggest things that work the best in pretty much every single sector of art, it's the timing was one. Yeah.

But the creativity... Creativity can be creative whenever. But sometimes things only pop off later down the years. The timing is everything. Yeah, it is. Period. It's just timing. Damn, bro. It doesn't matter how great or how good it is.

If it's the perfect timing and it's bad, even if it's bad but perfect timing, it'll still be relevant though. So you do need luck. This shit was kind of luck too. Or strategy. Can you predict? No. Because I feel like there still has to be a little luck. I wouldn't call it luck. I would call it

I would call it divine intervention. I would call it that. Because, yo, if you bag it like this, this is how I like looking at things is everybody has their thing. Everybody has their stones and rocks. You know what I mean? Some people have their lucky rabbit's foot. Some people have a four-leaf clover, whatever. Most people have faith, though. And at the end of it, it's all faith in everybody, right? You have faith in something. Now, the way I see it, though, is when something great happens...

And it feels as if, oh, that's lucky for somebody. What if, yeah, sure, you can call it that, but it was, in a sense, miracles that were unfolding, right?

And it just so happens the miracle creates those moments for you to experience and for those people to witness. But in their heads, they see it differently. But for you and how I experience personally is I experience it as what you would call a miracle from God. Yeah, yeah. And little miracles like that always happen. But we look at it differently. Oh, that's a fluke. Oh, this is a that.

uh is it really maybe for someone else it's is it they had faith in themselves for that moment and it lines up that way and a lot of times i find myself like if i'm if i'm like worried about shit or if i'm like second guessing stuff i remember like when i'm faithful and have faith and i'm not thinking about stuff it always goes smooth road boom i get to where i want to go i get to the place i didn't even need i didn't even know i needed to go to

but I got in there because of face though yeah I've seen a sick painting so it's like I don't know if you ever heard the death of Robin Hood painting no I never heard of it so it's like it's like Robin Hood when he's like hella old right and it's him with his arrow and he's like about to shoot his last arrow and he has like two friends behind him right yeah and like the whole meaning of it is like when he shoots his last arrow wherever it lands that's when he that's where he's gonna get buried oh really yeah so it's like very like like

significant damn so whenever he shoots that's where he gets buried like his friends will bury him is that a true story that'd be fire yeah it is it is and that's why I was like with the Wolverine stuff I'm like damn he's hella old now it sucks when like you see your heroes like old you know what I mean so my question is like if you had like a final painting of you what would it be what would my final painting be that's a crazy question meet me on the pod like this that's so bullshit that's so bullshit

Me with a mic? No, me in the grass like this. Would you die for your dreams? This is Carlos Cornell. Legs up like this, mic like this. That's Carlos Cornell. I was in Hawaii. I showed you the video, right? I was in like the highest trails. I looked and I was like, damn, this is very Carlos Cornell. And I was like, yo, record me real quick. And then I just sat down like, yo, would you die? You pan to the nature. Yeah.

So jokes. But it's such a thing that everybody can do, though. You know what I mean? It's just people don't do it, bro. But now whenever I catch myself doing it, I'm like, why am I trying to be big? You know what I mean? But it takes one person to do it. It takes a little bit of a ripple for the whole ocean to move. Exactly. And that's why whenever I catch myself doing it, I always think, like, your little stupid tote bag that you have. Like, if I ever drop a video like that, you're going to be like, yo, here, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a goodie bag. No worries. I would copy myself too. Because I'm aware. But a lot of these reels and a lot of these TikTokers, they're not aware, bro. But we're not going to get into that yet. But back to the painting question. Okay, painting? I would honestly really want... I would want it to be something that's calm. You know what I mean? I wouldn't want it to be spectacular and shit. Yeah, because I feel like you're very...

I would want it to speak for itself as who the person is rather than what's going on in the pic. You know? If that makes sense. True. Like, one of the coolest shits is... Oh, fuck. I forgot the painting. Yeah. But there's a guy in a chair, literally just like... He's like... He has a gun. He's like... Just like this. But you don't know why he has a gun. You don't know why he has a chair. You don't know if he's happy, sad, whatever. That's fire. You know? Yeah, yeah. So something like that where you couldn't tell what's on my mind...

But I played a trick on you because now I'm in your mind and you're trying to figure out what I'm thinking. Okay. That's kind of sick. So it transcends. Yeah. I thought you were going to go with the God thing because me, I would have God going like this. Kind of like your Tad, but like God, but no sword and everything. And it's just like touching down on me. That would be a sick way to go. Imagine that on my wall. Okay, I have a question for you though. Because I think about it too. Like...

Is it I wouldn't want to say blasphemous because this ties into the cult thing, right? I want to say blasphemous, but is it like it obviously isn't humble to think like you're annoyed it. Yeah You know, I don't think it is. I don't is that right though feeling that you're annoyed it No, yeah, I feel like I'm blessed. Everyone should feel yeah, you think we should all feel that though. Yeah, I'll do it because I feel like yeah If you have faith and you have to feel like you're blessed and like you have something after you know, I mean, um

So this is the thing. This is like the struggle I have with like, should you think you're more important than somebody else to do something? Or is it the wrong question? Is that asking the wrong question? Is it more of a,

I think it's a person thing. Yeah, should you think you're that person to do something? No, no. But at the same time, that's still like faith in yourself, right? That's still the confidence. And if nobody thinks like that, then nothing would get done. You get me? Because whenever I'm thinking of it, I feel like everyone else is blessed too. But it's like, yeah, I do feel myself as well.

like i feel like everyone's really though yes the reason i say the reason i say that is because do you really like do you think um okay one thing you're trying to achieve for example what like what's one thing in my life i don't know uh biggest clothing brand toronto okay oh but that's different though that's different that's like something that's just something like people in the economy can do it's not like you know what i mean it's not like um what's the word what you're trying to say like world peace

yeah okay great great example okay let's say let's say your your my goal is world peace yeah and you really like you dead ass want to achieve that shit yeah should you believe in your head that you're the person to do it probably if you have that big of a goal you have to i feel like because and and but in a sense that's still not humble right because why is this person the person to do it get you get what i'm saying or or no

You get what I'm trying to say? Kind of, but it's like, there's a difference between confident and humble though. You get what I'm saying? Humble is like, yeah, you can achieve world peace and just like do your own thing after. But confident is like, no, I'm that guy. You're saying to everyone, I'm that guy. You're not blessed. You're not blessed. You know what I mean? I'm not saying I think like that. What I'm saying is, is it like, you know that little thing in your head that's always, are you that person? You know what I mean? You get me? Are you that person type of thing?

Fuck, I'm not really deep in it like that. You're never deep in it like that? Yeah. I don't think like I'm the one. It's like maybe I'm the one for that moment. I'm the one to do this. Because everybody else has their own purpose. You know what I mean? So you're blessed to do your own thing. You know what I mean? Yeah, I agree. Yeah, that's how I think. Because my thing is too is if you had an idea of it, that's a blessing in itself. Yeah. The idea of trying to do something is already the blessing, I think. The idea of you... But then you have fucking cult leaders though, right? You get what I'm saying here? Yeah.

Then you have cult leaders. Yeah, okay, that's too many factors. We're going to be on this debate forever. You want another cult story? Should I drop another cult story? Oh, I have one for you. Yeah, because I don't know if you've seen the recent... Some guy came out and said the Zodiac Killer was his grandfather. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw a video. My boy Gavin did it. My boy Groovy Gavin. Cut on my dog. Oh, word? No, so the whole thing was...

When we're talking about like how movies were based on real things, bro I don't know if you know like the whole story but the Zodiac killer is a guy who was a killer in San Fran, killed a bunch of teenagers and then as soon as he killed them he wrote letters to the police, sent them in and said "Oh yeah I just killed another person come get me." Yeah and every single one would have encrypted codes. That's why it's called Zodiac. They couldn't figure out what he was trying to say all the time. Exactly.

And it was crazy. I don't know if this is true or not, but on his deathbed, somebody said that he confessed that he went to the movies to see the Zodiac. So he was in the movies watching himself, a movie about himself killing other people. He was just there. So he was a psycho. So this guy comes out on TikTok. Whole Twitter goes crazy. What the fuck? Wait, wait, wait. He's on TikTok? Yeah, it was on TikTok. That's not the killer. Huh?

That's not the real killer. No, okay, so I'll tell you because the evidence is crazy. Okay, go ahead. So he said that his grandfather was Richard Hoffman. Oh, yeah, okay, that is. Yeah. Okay, wait, I thought you said Richard Hoffman was in the video. No, no, no, no. I thought you were saying like Richard Hoffman's in the video. No, no, no, no. Give me my money. Like, yo, what the fuck?

No, that's insane. So Richard Hoffman was like one of the guys. Yeah, he's the killer. Yeah, he was the guy who was like suspected. So guy goes out, says that thing. There's two more evidences. He reveals every family pic that he has. You know like when the police does sketches of the killer? Matches exactly. So bro has receipts, right?

and Richard was a police in the area where the Zodiac Killer killed a bunch of his victims right but this is where it gets crazy because this is how I knew it was real in the letter that his grandfather wrote him he spelled until with two L's and in the Zodiac's letters whenever he spelled until he had the same mistakes same mistakes so I'm like

That's not very coincidental. You know what I mean? If you mess up on a word, that's how you write. You know what I mean? So that's crazy how he found out. Yo, what's even crazier, fam? He was explaining how since he's the detective of that police force... Oh, yeah. In that area...

He would be the first to the crime sometimes. It made so much sense that he was a police officer. So when he would go onto the crime scene, he would be the first one there. Yeah. And he would touch up the bodies. Yes. Because obviously the DNA is already on them. Already, fam. And they could just pass it off as like, yeah, of course the detective's DNA is on the body because the detective's there. Yeah.

bruh little did they know he was the killer and he was continuing to kill crazy crazy but it's so smart because he

Damn. He was literally hiding in the shadows. And he even did interviews, bro. What? He's doing interviews on the Zodiac Killer. Speaking from a different person. No, he's psycho still. And he was supposed to crack down on himself. Yeah. That's some crazy mafia game. And he went out untouched. Obviously, I think he's dead now. But yeah, bro went out untouched. Nobody could find him. Damn, bro. And that's insane. I think...

Because if he was still alive right now and all of this shit came out, he could still be arrested and he could still be put to sentences. I feel like his gram, the person that came out and exposed him, bro, I don't know if he could get exposed. No, no, no. That's not him. Can he? No, he can't get in trouble. Like his family line? No, it's not the person. I guess.

You're going to punish somebody that's his grandson? That's crazy. No, no, because I always had this thing. It was like, okay, if I ever committed, right? Yeah. The first thing I would do is to take out a bunch of loans, spend all that money, then jump off a building. You know what I mean? That's what I would do. But then someone told me that you can't do that because if you do that, then your family gets into debt now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. Right? So, like, my whole master plan was, like, if I ever had those plans, like, that would have been shit. Because then I would have to leave that shit with my family. Yeah, like your kids or whatever. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, your family. But, like, I thought that was the same thing with the killer. Like, oh, you're responsible for your... No, you can't go to jail for your...

freaking like relatives crimes like you didn't do the crime that would be wild if that's the case that would that would be wild that's some like frontier justice frontier justice what's that that's that lawyer that always gets people out Jayoma I actually don't know Jayoma would definitely get that bro get that guy in jail man holy fuck

Who is this guy? Jayoma. Like every rapper that has ever had like a case on them. Yeah. Craziest. So he does an interview. Oh, what was your case? I killed like 24 people. Oh, were you let out on bail? Yes. Damn. Everybody. And everybody's thinking like, who is this guy? And he's like, oh, he was like that Filipino guy that was in nursing and then he got picked on and wanted to take his like talents to lawyering now. Oh.

And now he's like, every case, he's like, I attack it, bro. Like, everyone that sends me money is getting out. I feel like being a lawyer is really dangerous, though.

I feel like... In the wrong cases, right? Yes. Because I feel like Jayoma has some type of plug in the court system. That's why all of these guys are getting out. Because there's no way a guy that kills 24 people can get out on just strictly no... Not even probation, fam. Jayoma's a gold, like... Because you can imagine, like, if I was the defendant on the other side, bruh...

like wouldn't it let's say you're gang-filling or whatever when you try to infiltrate the lawyer on the other team or whatever it may be but i guess i guess usually the court's fighting police right or fighting the justice system to put somebody in jail rather than like facing a different type of case yeah but that could happen too that could happen that could yeah i couldn't see that like uh defendant versus defendant right type of thing yeah damn yo you know wade wilson is a real person

Who the hell is Wade Wilson? Deadpool is Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson is a real person. And he's a mass killer. In real life Deadpool? In real life, fam. His name is the same as Deadpool, Wade Wilson, and he's a mass killer, fam. What? I'm pretty sure he's being sentenced to jail right now. What the f***? As soon as X-Men and Deadpool come out? Nah, you can't go out there. No, I swear to God. He's being... What? Yeah, like... What did he do? I'll show you his picture. You just have to look at his picture. You already know what he did. Sounds...

I just said Matt's killer fam. That's crazy. Look his name is Wade Wilson. Killer. Look. Okay. This is the Wade Wilson. Oh what the f***. He looks exactly like how he did in the movie fam. That's not him. Deadpool's not actually him though. I know but he looks like him. But yo that would be wild if it tied together. Like everything we talked about kind of tied in. Imagine Wade Wilson coming out at the end. There's an anime about him. No no no.

Oh, yo, actually, side note, there was supposed to be a Deadpool anime voiced by Childish Gambino. Got scrapped, bro. Okay, but anyways, back to Wade Wilson. So, Wade Wilson, I think he killed a child? Something crazy. What? I'm pretty sure. But he has bodies. Okay. And he's pretty much being sent to prison because he murdered people, right? Yeah, yeah. Damn. When you see his face when he's being... Yo, when he's being sentenced...

he's like smiling. Like bro does not care. Making jokes. Real menace. Now this is what's crazy though because everybody's waiting till he gets in prison because it's over for him. The reason why. Why? He has a tattoo right here and it's of the

That symbol. You know that symbol? Yeah. We can't really talk about it, but he has a certain symbol tattooed on his face. And that tattoo, you cannot get. You cannot get them if you're not earned it. If you haven't earned that shit, you cannot get that tattoo. Because in a certain gang, that pretty much means you're a high official of that gang. He just got it to get it. And that prison that he's probably going to be sent to

filled with all of those people in that gang oh i know i think i know the moment he's sent to the prison yeah it's

It's over for bro. Really? Yeah. Okay, then we're not gonna talk about the wrong person. Because the reason is because like he's gonna be targeted, bro. And when they find out he killed kids, like... Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, they give no remorse to that stuff. So was his... So he's just like in real life, it just ended up that way? Like he didn't like actually like... I think his name is actually Will... I don't know. Is his name changed to that? Let's see. Because I was thinking about another jail fam. Hold on. Real name. It's not...

Yeah, I think his name really is that. Yeah. His name is actually Wade Wilson, bro. I don't think he changed it. It's kind of crazy how he does look like Deadpool, though. Let me see. A little bit, you know? Is he going to be sent to this jail in El Salvador? No. I don't think so. Yeah, yeah. Okay, oh, this one. So I've seen a documentary on Seacott. What's that?

What's that? And it's like, fam, this guy, when you go in and you like take a tour, they're all, all these guys, imagine all these guys in tattoos just staring at you. It's like, they made the jail into like a zoo, fam. Oh, that's wild. So you can go in and they said El Salvador was one of the craziest places to like visit. But now they literally locked up

And everyone from that gang is in that jail. Oh, wow. And it's high security. Like, they don't have shit. Wait, El Salvador, we talked about... That was the country that's really being cleaned up right now, right? Yeah, very clean. Yeah. And the thing about this one is they never turn the lights off. So... Oh, that's illegal. No, like...

That's like a war crime. Yeah. In this jail, they never turned the lights off. And one guy was there for a documentary. Yeah. And walking through it, everyone. They never turned the lights off? No. Damn. That's what I heard in the documentary. That's crazy. It's crazy, fam. You know who else did a war crime? Who? You never hear about the Mr. Beast case?

No, Mr. Beast. Because Ronaldo started a YouTube channel, so he's crashing out. Bro, Mr. Beast committed a war crime on his YouTube channel. Bro, what? But the video was never posted. No, no. The video was never posted. Mr. Beast getting canceled? Yo, you didn't see the videos that are going out? When? Damn, there's bears. So there's this guy. He's a YouTuber. He just posted, I think like last month or a couple weeks ago. Yeah.

he was an ex-member of the mr b's team and he was part of a lot of the content and specifically one video that he was in a certain challenge

The challenge being him being locked into a room for hours. No, honestly, as long as he can. Oh, wait, that came out. Yeah, but it was not that one. There was another one. The video you saw and the video posted was the second try. Because the first try... They fucked someone up? Yo, the first try, one of the things...

that they did to the person was never turn the lights off and the guy in there was going crazy he was going insane holy smokes and lit like this is dead ass legality you cannot leave the lights on in a prison cell you cannot leave the lights on when you're torturing somebody you should that's literally torture like that's all war like you can't do that bro was doing it for a youtube video

the stay in the box right? no it was like stay in a room stay in a room yeah just stay in a room lights are on and you just have to stay there and they give you meals they give you meals whatever blah blah blah but they would never turn the lights on so he couldn't sleep that's insane and he could he dead ass couldn't sleep for days and days and days eventually he just gave up fam I'm on I'm on the internet fam I've never heard of this you've never heard about this? no Mr. Beast is getting cancelled big big time right now yeah

he's getting cooked up at the same time though at the same time yeah even though all of this news is coming out even though like

it's still mr beast yeah i know you got me like he's still mr beast and as much hate and as much like people trying to take him down he's growing just as fast as that but i feel like yeah even um say but that guy's fucked up but he's not dead right i think he he definitely has like ptsd i think he had to go to therapy and certain things to like get over it that's pretty much torture yeah i know but in the same sense like he did do it willingly kind of but he'd

He didn't know that's a work time at the time. Yeah. It's crazy because it's like, yeah, having Mr. Beast's money, I could just, if you're in that position, you're paying the guy off and he's not saying shit to him unless like word leaks come out. But that's the only way that they would find him. We talked about that one video how Mr. Beast, they were going to stay on the raft and

and they were supposed to sleep on the raft and stay the whole time. That didn't come out? That came out. Okay. You know he didn't actually sleep there? Yeah, I don't think he does any of his challenges. Like, there was... It's in the video right now. Like, if you watch the video, there's a certain frame where you watch it. They're supposed to be sleeping in this place that's, like, tented up. The wind blows that shit up for, like, a frame. And it's empty.

It was empty, bro. Yo, you know when in the movie at the end with Wolverine and Deadpool jump out the bus? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Wolverine standing like this? That was the worst CGI I've ever seen in my life. There's some bad CGI. You see that? There's some bad CGI. I was like, why can't you just get Wolverine to stand like that for a couple minutes? Like, was he not there on time? No, it's... There's certain shots that you can't really do. Like this? Bro, I can do that. No, because he had the glass and shit. Oh, okay. Yeah, I make sense.

But it would've been crazy if they did that practically. Yeah, yeah. They don't have time for that shit. But yeah, bro. Yo, I heard some shit saying like, you know how like the whole thing is like the mark of the beast? Yeah. And his name is Mr. Beast. That blew my mind. Mr. Beast is the anti-christ still. They're like, yo, you know when the world's gonna end when we get the mark of the beast. Fam, it's already, Mr. Beast is in their heads, fam. What's the chocolate brand called again? Feastables? Everybody that consume Feastables is cooked.

Wait, did we talk about the Stanley Cup theory? Stanley Cup. Did we talk about that? The Stanley Cup, like the cups all the white girls bring around everywhere? Oh, no, no, no. We never talked about it. No. Fam, so you know how Stanley Cups, that's a huge trend. Yeah, yeah. All the girls like bringing around the Stanley Cup, it became a thing like, oh, you have yours, I have mine, blah, blah, blah. Trending. You know why they're trending? Why?

Because of this one video that happened on TikTok. And this video was of a woman in a car that was burned to fire. Oh, wait. No, never mind. It was burned. It was set aflame. Yeah. But the Stanley Cup was in the center console. Didn't melt. Wasn't damaged anything. Opened the cap.

and ice cubes were still inside the Stanley Cup. That's kind of fucked up then. That person died and you used that as advertising? No, they didn't die. It was a car set of flames, right? But theory goes, that video, that viral TikTok with the woman explaining that stuff, that right there was the marketing.

You know what's so serious? Because my friend is like big into like what's selling on Amazon. I can flip it. So he saw this person on the news with like maybe she got pulled over for having so many Stanley Cups in her car that she got arrested for it. Yes. Oh shit. Like you could see the picture so jokes like they lined up all the Stanley Cups.

And she's just going like this. Damn. Maybe she stole them. Maybe she, I don't know what happened, but he sent me and he's like, yo, I'm done flipping Stanley cups. Like it could actually be a crime doing this shit. So check this out. They actually tested it. Yeah. Shane Dawson tested it. And what they did, they took a Stanley cup. Yeah. Put some ice in it. Lit it on fire. Threw it in a fire pit.

Bro, within like five minutes, ten minutes, it was melting. Really? The top part was melting. The metals are getting burnt up. Yo, they opened it up. It's water. So the whole time that shit was a scam? The whole thing was fake, bro. That whole thing was fake. That was the marketing. That video that went viral, that was the marketing right there. Holy shit. Crazy.

So theory goes, man like... Damn, Daniel. That guy was a thing for Vans? Yeah. No, no, it can't be. Can't be, can't be. No, that was just coincidental. It might have been. It might have not been. How do you know to plant a guy that's... It might have been. It might have not been, bro. No, I feel like, okay, back then, everything was very like...

Accidental or was it or was it now you're making me or was it Gavin? Oh Do you remember that one video? This is proof of this is proof in the pudding right here Remember that one video of the girl she's like in yoga pants and then she she's like twerking on the door a door opens and then she hits like a candle sets a flame and

You know what I'm talking about? What the fuck? You know what I'm talking about? You don't know? So anyway, there's this super viral video of a girl like twerking on a door. She falls and she accidentally sets like her couch on fire. That video that went viral, they ended up playing that video like, I want to say months after that video was put out. But they showed the extended version. Okay. And the extended version had motherfucking Jimmy Kimmel with a fire extinguisher putting out the fire. Yeah. After the vid. So it was set up

by a studio by Jimmy Kimmel. - Oh. - So that whole thing of her, like the virality wasn't by accident. That was purposeful. - Damn. Oh, low key, Alex from Target. That had to be- - Maybe it's- - Maybe it's fine. - Target sales was that, yo, if that was when Target sales were down and they planted a white guy at the time that with a Justin Bieber haircut, extreme marketing. That's fire. - Yo, maybe. - That's fire, bro.

Yo, no, I just had like, you know. Yeah, now I can't trust shit, man. I cannot trust shit now. Yo, because like, if you think about it, every single thing you see, you can't trust it, bro. Mm-hmm.

I have a crazy idea but I can't even say it. Yo, going back to the Godzilla thing and how it brought back, like, how it brought together the Asians. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do we have something like that for, like, North America? Yeah, North America. 9-11. Okay, yeah, yeah. No, but, like, in a movie, like, in a movie, like, that type of extent.

Um, cause that's actually private Ryan. I would say that. Okay. Okay. You heard of that one? No. It's like a war movie. Okay. Okay. That, that one like gave you, I guess like honor and pride to be like, Oh yo, we did it. I thought it was, I thought it was Thanos. Cause it's like when, when all the Avengers came together, everybody in the movie theater. Yeah. They felt prideful. You know what I mean? Like that was the enemy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That works too. I would say any military movie. Because after I watch any military movie, I'm like, yo, I'm trying to join. I'm trying to enlist. You know what I mean? That was me as a kid, though. Nowadays, I know, like, yo, there's some serious, you know? If you take on that responsibility...

You're taking on that responsibility. Not many people can do that. I didn't know. This year specifically was so... I don't know why, but usually the Olympics just go and pass. But this one, I was very into it. And people were actually like, yo, they're proud to be thing. That's the first time I saw people like... To be in the Olympics? Yeah, just to be in the Olympics. The Filipinos now, the Carlos Yulo thing. Bro, now I know 100% everybody's trying to train. It's like the Carlos Yulo project. They're going to have a baby soon.

Train and go win an Olympic. For sure. You get two million. Yo. Back in the day. It was like nurse. What do you call it? Doctor. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Now it's. Now. Now. You added gymnast to that. Because he's a hero. Yeah.

Because he's a hero. You added gymnast to that. They probably added podcast in that too. And it's yo, it's... No, probably. What? Probably like eventually, I think the future generation, they'll look at content creation as yo, that's valid. If you can do it, that's valid. Singer, you're valid. You know what I mean? Crazy. Think about it. And what's wild to me too is like,

Isn't it weird like restaurant owner is one of the valid ones? What do you mean? Best restaurant owner? No, like a restaurant owner. That's like if you say you want to do that, like, oh, yo, that's a great like it's solid, right? Yeah, it's solid. Yeah, I would say. If my kids had said that, I would be like, yeah, that's fire. But it's crazy now because of COVID, right? Yeah. Having COVID. Damn, that's a hard one.

Now it's ever changing. It ever changes, I guess. The trends. Now you think a content creator is cool now. You know what I mean? What's a job your kid would say and be like, nah, you can't do that? I guess OnlyFans. Yeah, OnlyFans would be crazy. I wouldn't want my kid to be doing that. What's a job? A serious job, maybe. Honestly, you know what? I don't think I would hold my kid back besides anything...

that's around sexual yeah like selling your body selling your body for a profit yeah anything around that i wouldn't support yeah because if i'm doing this then my kid has the yeah that's kind of sets him up for like he can do whatever in the future because if i'm doing this he can just say yo dad look what you did that doesn't apply to me too

Like, we broke the generational... Watch my kid be the most studious kid ever. Like, going to school, getting his master's, becoming a doctor. But I feel like that's how it is, though. Because it's like, you know, the trend is like, oh, your immigrant parents didn't finish school. And it's such a thing to put the... You think you would go back, though? No. Yeah, no, I feel like... You think it would reverse? Yeah. Go back to, like, early? Yeah, because you know how D. Wade said, um...

God has this thing where it's like, when you start planning another person's future, sometimes they can intervene and be like, Oh no, you, you planned it too much. Like let the kid be him. So when he had, um, a kid, he said that, Oh yeah, I planned too much. And, uh, she finally found, figured out who she was. Cause he, he was ready to have, uh,

a boy with Carmelo's with Carmelo's son and LeBron's son. And that was his plan, right? But then he said that God, oh, that was his real plan with her. I see, I see, I see. Yeah, and that's when Zaya... Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I feel like, yeah, that would be funny. Like, if your kid came out to be hella like degree, degree, like, dad, fuck what you did. But do you think it would happen like that? Do you think it could go... Interesting. I feel like it's not up to us. How...

How have like the Rockstars kids turned out? Rockstars kid? I guess Zoe Kravitz is like an actress. Yeah, bro. Oh, yo, they're all actresses. They're still entertainment though, bro. No, Bridget Mendler? Her dad's not a thing though. Oh, yeah, that's true. Miley Cyrus, man. Like, come on. But maybe those are just the popular ones I can name off the tip of my tongue. Yeah. Like, that's not necessarily the majority. Yeah, let's see where Ye is. Where North, North, uh,

They're doing entertainment. Let's be real. They're doing entertainment. That's true. But surprisingly, nah, actually. It's really up to them to see. If you think about it, didn't Kim get her lawyer's degree? She did law school and everything like that. She doesn't want to do that though, right? I don't think North is going to do it. She just did it to do it. If I'm in North's position, I'm not...

joining my dad on stage what the hell do you think it still holds the same i guess um i wouldn't say aesthetic that's like the wrong term to say but like it is still does this still hold the same i wouldn't say value either i don't know prestige like what would you would you have the same prestige like if you see a kai sanat and then you have somebody beside him but he has like some next degree yeah are you congratulating kai sanat are you congratulating the person has some next degrees

Probably Kai. Kai Senet, right? Yeah. Yeah, to be honest. But the reason you would say that is because why? Because I'm in it. I know. Because I like impact. If you have an impact, then that's all that matters in the world. If you had some type of impact, that's worth way more than a degree. So here's the problem, though. Because there's some people, then there's some inventors, scientists, whoever...

They curated some shit that's mad impactful. We never heard their name. Like, who the f*** invented Stairs? Right? We don't know their name. Mr. Stair? It's probably not even named Stair. You know what I mean? But we know who Speed is. We know who Speed is. You know what I mean?

And what are, what inventions? Isn't that crazy? Like what inventions are being made today? Right? If you deep it though, like what inventions are actually being made right now? There are probably a lot, but it's just like, actually wait. Besides tech though, I guess nothing.

Everything's already been done. Which is wild, but I feel like there's some nooks and crannies. I feel like there's some nooks and crannies. You know, the shit that's getting invented now is like, it's an off brand of something that's already been invented that can make a shortcut. So it's like, maybe like oven mitts.

And then there's an oven. - For an oven, yeah. You're right. You're actually so right. - It's something that's already been made, but it's just-- - A shortcut for it. - Shortcut for it, yeah. - Or to improve the products you already have. - Exactly, exactly. - So you have to already own that product, and I'm gonna improve that product by this. - Yeah, yeah. So it's like, oh, say a mic?

Instead somebody bought invented a mic with like a cup stand on it. Yeah. Yeah, it's just added like that. It's just accessories. Yeah. It's accessories. Not even necessarily a new thing. Yo, where do all the smart people at, man? You guys gotta create some shit, bro. Oh, yeah. I heard the funniest shit ever. Check this out. So this is so true. I don't know why. I don't know why this is not even a thing anymore. Like, so you know how white people, they have their phrases. Oh, yeah. They have their phrases, right? They go...

Get a load of this guy. That's a malarkey. You know what I mean? Let's hit the road. You know? They have some sick lines. They have some good ass lines, right? Like, shit. What's your favorite one? What's your favorite one? No, malarkey. That's a malarkey. That's crazy.

Or hit the road, pal. Wait, wait, let's look some up. Yeah, yeah. I know there's some jokes. No, just play the video, fam. No, no, no. I'm going to show you. I'm going to show you. That's some malarkey. Okay, boom, boom, boom. Here we go. We need Josh to save him. Let's rock and roll. Rock and roll is hard. Let's play it by ear. Like these phrases, bro. Yeah. These phrases. That's a rich cup of joe. What? What?

I've actually never heard that shit. Let me be frank. Who the fuck is Frank? Let me be frank. Let me be frank. Let me be frank is like, let me be clear. For Pete's sake. For heaven's sake. Who's Pete? You know what I'm saying? Yo, so I saw this TikTok and this guy, he had a valid point. He was saying like, white people had the best lines, but there's no new ones. Mm-hmm.

There hasn't been a new one in time. They've just been using the old ones. It's been the old ones. But they were the ones that created like they were setting trends that we all use. But it's kind of the same now. There's more slang now. Like what's the motive? No, but that's not like the white people phrases though. It is, but it's the same thing. How do you like them apples? Like what the fuck?

That's cold. Like, where? Where did that come from? What is a Toronto Slag? Newsflash, buddy. You're barking at the wrong tree. Oh, that's insane. You know? Like, wait. Bro, we don't have these anymore. We don't have these. Leave down in the comments what your favorite one was. Your favorite one was...

They have some bangers, bro. Oh my God. All right, if you made it to the end of the video, leave down a comment right now. What your favorite, deadass, what your favorite white person saying? Thank you. Love all my white people. Yeah, we love you guys. Y'all have the best sayings ever. I'm going to keep saying them. G Willikers. Who's Willikers?

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