EP.193 - THAT GUY IS NOT REAL THEORY, GHOST SQUAD MURDER STORY & DEADPOOL WOLVERINE THEORIES
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So the sun is coming out, birds are chirping, and now you go to sleep. Yeah, I've been sleeping like when it's morning. So I probably wake up at 1, at 1 p.m., and I go back to sleep. I go sleep like to the night, not even the night, at 6, 5 a.m. Yeah, you know why I like vacations though? It's because it puts me on a proper sleep schedule. You're forced to. Your parents are there usually. Or like somebody's there that makes you like... Like in LA when we went to bed at like 5 a.m.,

4 a.m. And then we had to record a podcast early in the morning. I'm like, fuck, I have to get up. Like, there's no excuse. Like, you can walk in my room. Yeah, that's true. Like, if we're back here, like, there's no way, like... But if you're on a vacation, you have to do everything in that time. So, like, you're not going to just waste the day. Because you can...

you can sleep in at home. That's true. Yeah. You can't sleep in when there's frigging the Caribbean and you're out on vacation. Like you're wasting your time. But you think still like you should just relax because I think like you should relax anyway. Right. Because it's vacation is vacation. But me on vacations, I'm like, okay, if I'm relaxing, then I'm missing out on exploring that thing. True. You know what I mean? It's such a dilemma with me because I'm, I like traveling, but I also like vacation. But is vacation the mindset? Oh,

Is vacation the mindset or is vacation the destination? It's obviously both. It's obviously both, but what's more important? It's hiking the mindset. Because if you're on vacation and you're like, oh, I got hit this, this, this, this. It doesn't feel like vacation, no? True. You know what I'm saying? But the most tired I've ever been was the Queen Mary. That night, oh my God. I don't know why, but we were playing basketball in the sun the whole day. I think you were tired too because you were in the sun the whole day. Bro, I think my body was literally about to collapse if we continued that video.

Oh, man. It was so bad. Yo, Josh, he said he fell asleep. Yeah. I know, yeah. I've only seen that in Project X when he was like, when you called his name, he's like, yo, Josh, Josh. No, I did that to him on purpose, though, because I knew he was tired and shit. So I woke him up and I just started like bumbling like, yo, 24-7 dating? Yeah, the science.

Yeah, it's over there. Yeah. He's like, what? He's like, what are you talking about? Nah, you're a fuck friend of that stuff. It's jokes though. It is though. The only problem about sleep though, you have to be careful because it's dead ass like aging us bad.

I think that's the number one thing for people our age that makes us... Actually, it's not the number one thing. Okay. So there's like two things. They're saying Gen Z people age way faster than everyone else. Did you know that? Gen Z. I don't believe that. Gen Z age way, way faster than everyone. But if you bag it though, like look at millennials. They high key look young, bro. Nah. Nah.

Yes, they do. They look their age. No, I'm not gonna lie. They look their age. Compared to us though, we look kind of older. Fam, okay. Actually, okay. Oh, yeah. Okay. I can see that. So there's this guy that made a video. We've seen him one time. He's the guy that's like on TikTok. Like, come here. How old do you think that guy is? Okay. That guy was 35, fam. Yeah, no. He's like 30, right? He should be 30. He's like 25. Oh, no. I know. That's what I'm saying. That's crazy.

Yo, he's 25. Oh, shit. I didn't know that. Exactly. So, there's a theory right now. People are saying the reason everyone in Gen Z is aging at a fast as fuck rate is literally because of our phones and blue light. So, blue light has negative side effects that age your skin faster. Mm-hmm.

And it pretty much just, literally just your pigments, everything, it just ages you faster. Also our brain. Now, you can imagine if we're always looking at our phone like this, the blue light is hitting us. All the time. At nighttime, bedtime, whatever. It's like when you go to the tanning bed. Mmm.

that blue light is hitting you and making your skin wrinkle, it's making your skin damaged, everything like that. There's also a lot of microplastics in almost everything we eat and everything we see. So, like, for

For example, our food. Now, you know how everyone says, "Oh, I have ADHD." And all of a sudden, everyone has ADHD? It's like a trend to have ADHD. It's a trend, right? But most importantly, the kids. And you notice it. Part of it is obviously the phone. But one of the biggest reasons that they started finding out is because of the food. So microplastics in your food, it will go into your system. And one of the side effects

aging no is like your brain development oh your brain doesn't react the same way naturally if all of these chemicals are infecting in and pretty much it's guiding your brain in a different way that's what causes adhd this is like one of the effects because some people could have it naturally but realistically how come all of these people how come millennials don't have adhd yeah like a lot of them don't how come you know how come our parents almost none of our

Parents have ADHD. Because they're not around phones. Not around phones. Not around... Well, they didn't grow up on the same food that we are.

No, man. He's fucking 25. Yeah. He looks like he has a son. I'm not gonna lie. He looks like a family. But he looks good for his age. And then look at like, um, what's his name? Like Matt Pat. Okay. Let me guess what his age is. He's probably, he's been in the game for a long time. He's probably like 35, right? Or 40. I don't know his age. Let's see. Yeah. Okay. I don't know his age. But I know he has kids, right? Yeah.

If he's 40, then he looks younger than what he is. But if he's like 20, then that would be crazy. Let's see. He looks 20 though. 37. Okay. But bro looks young. He looks young though. That's not a case. That's millennial. Yeah. There was this reality TV show. So back then, this is when they pumped out like the craziest like reality ones. So it's called The Swan. And it took like ugly girls and like they called it ugly ducklings and turned them into

- Into pretty girls. - Into swans, yeah. So what they would do on this reality show, it would be like three months of solitary confinement. So they would put them in a room. You can't look in a mirror. You have three calls per, I think three calls, 10 minutes per week with a loved one. And you go in and you get plastic surgery to make you look prettier. And this is the catch. You can't choose what they do to you.

oh so the doctors do anything they want yeah the doctors decide how they're gonna make you more pretty bro it was so this girl thought she was only gonna come in for like a little tummy tuck right yeah i did eyebrows facelift uh butt lift at the end of the show when they reveal what they look like she looked completely different in the mirror they opened the curtain she looked at herself started breaking oh my god on the show she's like i want my body back what

the fuck did you guys do and i was like this three imagine three months wait wait this is not an american show or like a north america it's i think it's actually no i don't know but it looked like an american this is allowed i mean i guess if you sign off you sign yeah you have to sign off on a contract sign that contract that's crazy no that's scary because one of my biggest fears is

You changing into something you don't understand. That's why my villain in Spider-Man is...

the chameleon is just shape-shifting. True. Isn't that the same thing as a midlife crisis? Like, oh, you're kind of changing into like... High key, it is. But it's looks-wise. But like, mental-wise, I could see how damaging that could be. Holy fuck, fam. You ever hear about that movie about this guy that creates a clone since he has cancer to live with his family because he knows he's gonna die? Wait, what? Say that again? So, there's a guy...

He pretty much got sick. He has cancer. And he knows he's gonna die. So what he does, he gets a clone, an exact replica of himself to live with his family so that they don't have to suffer. But is it his brain in the clone? No. But it has all the memories of him. So pretty much what happened is this guy was diagnosed and he went to the hospital. But he was offered...

this one time, I guess, like limited access to a program where they would take his, pretty much his DNA, all his memories and put it into an exact clone of him. So it has all of his memories, it has exact body, everything. And he'll, that clone will be able to live with the family. So the family doesn't have to worry about money, doesn't have to worry about the suffering, doesn't have to mourn him. And he will just, you know, pass away.

Discreetly. That's... If you had the option to do that though, would you do it? Yeah. Probably. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so... That's like... But that's not you though. I mean, it's you, but it's not you, right? But since I'm a... I'm like a people person... Yeah. For my parents and my sister, I feel like I would...

Like, dying? Oh, wait. Because what if I do that and I'm comfortable with dying now? Because I'm like, okay, yo. I can just send a clone there. Yeah, that's the point. I think that was the point where he...

He was so scared that the family's not going to be good without him. He decided to do that. Wow. No, I would do that. I think I would do that. Oh, I don't know, bro. I think I would do that. I don't know. Because I would, like, when I'm about to die, I would be like, boom. Okay, it's good. I know my parents are in good hands. Because they think they're still living with me. Oh, that's so, like... See, this is the thing, too, I think about. Because, you know, there's options to clone your dog.

Like that's straight up a thing. People deadass get their dog's DNA. They hold the sperm or whatever. And they pretty much breed and clone their dog to have the exact same dog before. Is that new? That's not that new. Then why are people doing that? They've been doing this. What? I've seen so many putting my dog down videos. No, like it's not popular. Obviously. Obviously, this is not popular. And it's expensive. If everybody knew this, everyone would do it. Yeah, but...

It's not practical. It's expensive and it's not popular. Also, it's kind of... Would you really do that to your dog? Hell yeah. And then discontinue with the same name and everything? That's wild. We would just continue it like it is. I think it would be better if... Let's say you had a dog. And it was going to get older. But before you realize it, it's going to start aging. I would kidnap it and then give you the clone. No.

So in your head, it's the same dog, but you will never get to know when I switched it out. Would you be okay with that?

I would be okay with that. Oh! Bro, as long as I'm happy and like... I think that's my dog. And I die knowing... What if it doesn't have the same memories though? I guess that's iffy. Because if it doesn't like you, it doesn't like you, right? Then I would be weirded out. Yeah. But then we would have to create the bonding. But that's fine. But as long as I know in my mind... And I die knowing it's not my dog. Then that's fine. Yeah, that's fine with me. That's fine with me. Why are you cool with that? Like, I feel like...

I really don't mess with it for some reason. That's a sick idea. I know it's cool. Like, I guess it makes sense. But there's something about me. I don't know why. But it feels really wrong. It feels like... Because it is deception, no? But no one would know it's deception though. I don't know. Except you, but you're dead already. So there's really no... There's no cons. Right? Right.

I don't know. Because look, look, look. Okay, go on. Let me see. Because going back to the clone thing, right? Okay. If that clone ends up passing away, they mourn for the clone now and they'll never be able to mourn for you. Okay, you never said that. No, I didn't say that because like obviously that's what happened to the guy because he's going to die, period. And he made his clone. The clone goes with the parents. What happens to him? Obviously, he's going to die. Yeah.

so he never gets to go back but okay i think because i didn't watch the whole movie i just seen clips of it yeah but i think what ends up happening is he regrets his choice so this guy regrets his choice and goes and tries to fight the clone for the family back i think as a ghost no he tries to fight the clone for the family back

I think that's what happens. I haven't watched the full movie. I've only seen clips and stuff. But still. No, if it was me, that would only bother me. If you've seen the outcome. Yeah, but I'm dead already. We don't know what happens after death. So maybe I won't even see them living. So I wouldn't even care. I think he was still alive.

He was still alive. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. So he went to go see what it was like. Oh, okay. See, I can't do that. You can't do that. I feel like you can't do that. I think it only works if you die right after. You have to be cool with not seeing them. Oh, that's so like, I don't know though. I'm surprised we've never, have we ever talked about the Riker web thing? What Riker web? So you know that kid that went viral for his before and after pics because everyone thought he got cloned? No.

I'll show you. You'll probably know. So Ryko Reb here. This kid. Yeah. He's three years old, right? But he was in his backyard playing with his dog. And then he got lost for two days. Yeah. And imagine you're three years old. You get lost. Usually in the forest. Surviving two days is GG's. Yeah. You're probably going to pass away or whatever. Exactly. So they sent the whole search team whoop-de-whoop.

they got, they found him but he was 2 miles from originally where he was oh word and he was when they found him he was wearing different clothes you wanna see what he looks like after the 2 days? what? this is before yeah

What happened to him though? We don't know. That's the thing. When they found him, they found him in a shed. That's where he camped out or wherever. He survived. Why does he look like that now? Maybe because of shock. Maybe because of like thing. But imagine two miles. That's far. I mean, to be honest, he was surviving in the wilderness. Yeah. Wait, wait. This is when they just found him. Yeah, this is when he just found him. And this is when he got lost. Okay, that makes sense though. Because I mean, bro was in the wilderness. He's probably raised by the wolves. Yeah.

No, I don't know. Two days without water or food. You're three years old. You're not going hunting. You know what I mean? I know, I know. I get you, I get you, I get you. But we see Tarzan. No, bro. No, but miracles happen, feel me? Okay. Miracles happen if it weren't

If it actually did happen, he probably found, he dived into his animal instincts. Because three years old, are you even conscious yet? You're not. You're not. That's what I'm saying. So three years old, maybe there's a piece of you that still goes animal. And then like you'll find out how to survive, no? I guess. I mean, maybe not, maybe not. But...

In my head, that's why I would believe it. But the conspiracy, definitely, that's not him. Yeah, it's not him. Because he found it with different clothes. How do you explain that? Okay, is he making his own shit? Is it really a Tarzan story? Yeah.

This is just in the wilderness. Yeah, fam. It's like a forest. Okay, it's not wilderness. Okay, he could have like went across some homeless guy and the homeless guy gave him clothes and gave him, you know, some next substances. Yeah, I can deepen it. In my mind, there's no way this kid survived. Like he found, like he was in the shed and he got replaced by a guy. That's what I think. He got replaced by another kid. Yeah, by another kid. Oh.

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But how would he do it that fast though? In two days? Can you really replace a kid that fast? Because a new video came out on TikTok where he's like, Ryker, are you okay? And then I think he said something about like, oh yeah, they took me or something. Or like he was trying to get the words off, but like he was so shocked, like traumatized, he didn't want to talk about it. There's a theory about the, you know the girl that was on the airplane and then she's like, that girl isn't real? Yeah, that guy's not real. That girl, right? Yeah. So there's a recent conspiracy that she,

She came back. She's back on social media. Okay. After she went missing. Oh, and she looked different? And she looked different. She looks like a whole new person. Yeah, I've seen that. Yeah. And what's crazy is, so she started posting and she's trying to do like the Hawk Tua girl. She's trying to become a social media, I guess, personality. Yeah, yeah. From being the girl that saw something in the plane. Now, she started posting and one of the pictures or videos she posted, it started going up

viral and read it because they looked back on her last sightings and she was missing. They had no idea where she went and

no idea if this is even her because she looks different first of all for sure like if you look at the pictures of her face before and after so they took those images and they put it through a processor to see if it matches the face and it it got a score that legit means that's not the person so you know when you go to an airport and you get your face scanned and it matches your person it doesn't match at all so one of the things it could be plastic surgery whatever right but this is where it gets sus

the reddit hackers what they did yeah they looked into the picture and they were able to get the ip address of where the photo and the videos were taken wow they looked into the address where was it and it's like yo it's literally like meters away from the white house white house from the white house well why i don't know why like who knows oh wait i just bagged it yeah

She could have been taken and, you know, cloned or being manipulated or something. Because if she really did see something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she did see something. And she went off the internet. She went viral. She would be a threat to whoever people are hiding. Right? Wow. So she would be a target. Okay.

And if it were true, she would be taken, you know, who knows. And then, yo, you didn't hear nothing. For sure. You didn't hear nothing. You didn't hear nothing. Or they'll put some shit on her head, clone her, whatever, brainwash her, and bring her back out as a whole different person. Yeah.

Who knows though? I mean, the sketchy shit happens at the White House. Because remember when you were talking about the blue roofs? Yeah. I don't know if you've seen... There's blue roofs in the White House? No, no, no. No way. They were talking about the blue roofs. So I'll show you a video. Everybody's saying it's AI. I don't think it's AI. Yeah. Because like...

The camera quality, everyone says behind it, the things are moving. But if you have someone that's trying to sneak and take a video, it's not going to be the best quality. So Joe Biden starts talking to some other guy, I think in the White House, about the blue roofs. And explain that blue roof theory again so I can get a thing. So in Maui, when they had the lasers, right? Yeah. The only houses and the only objects that didn't catch fire were blue. Because the lasers, for whatever reason, the frequency and...

the infrared wouldn't hit it. And what is Japan doing? China. China's putting blue tarps over all their buildings. Okay, look what he said about that. You notice when you... No! He said we got to change that? That's wild. Yo, that's crazy. He said anyways, we got to change that.

He knows. That's crazy. He knows. He knows. Nah. Yeah. Cause if this is... Yo, if this is a real... No. You wanna look at it again? See if it looks like AIG. Hold on. Yeah. You know Project Bluebeam, right? Yeah.

How the aliens are gonna fake it. Yeah, yeah, this is one of the oldest like ever theories this this was predicted in like 1994 now when this theory was created Ronald Reagan I believe beforehand he was he pretty much said literally in front of everyone on a conference that the only way we can unite all of our countries is if we had a

a threat from the outside world. Imagine, he literally said, imagine how much we would do together and how much peace there would be if there was a threat. He literally said an alien threat. So what's going to happen now with the lasers and stuff, like you just said, what if the alien invasion involves these lasers? Because how would they test it in the first place? They would have to start testing it.

as you know I guess in public yeah they wouldn't they wouldn't just pull out the whole plan right away yeah they wouldn't they wouldn't pull it out right away so this is a possibility who knows yeah oh my god but yeah all the white I believe it with the white house shit too like when she came out again and I watched that video and she was trying to get back on the internet

We talked about that lady on the plane for like a week. That's a weird time ago, yeah. Yeah, no, but usually with those things, it keeps going. It didn't. And she just disappeared. It disappeared. Do you think it's going to be common? We see people... Because, for example, like the Gucci Mane stuff, oh, these rappers are cloning and things like that. Do you think they get them... Damn, this is scary to think about. Do you think they get them the moments they fight?

Back? Or do they just do it when they see them as a threat? What do you think they would do? I think fight back for sure. Because obviously what happened to Kanye and Ryan Garcia, as soon as they said anything about something, they would...

You know MKUltra though right? Yeah MKUltra. The brain thingy? You ever watch the movie about it? No. So there's a movie with like, what's his name? The guy from Adventureland. He looks like Jet, that guy. Jesse Eisenberg, that's his name. So in that movie though, there's this guy and he's kind of just a stoner or whatever and he's working at a convenience store.

His whole life, he just thought he's going to be an external worker. He's just a clerk, blah, blah. But for whatever reason, he was activated. So he didn't know himself, but he was actually trained to be an agent, like a secret agent. He can fight, shoot, everything, survive, and pull off these crazy missions. But he got activated out of nowhere. So theory, do you think there's people around you

that you they're not necessarily even people that are important but just placed in yeah for sure they're just placed in and they just forgot that they're these sleeper agents because you heard the term sleeper agent before right yeah i've heard that no for sure because there's too many people in this world for like not you know i mean like sometimes i think about like yo are they living their own world or they do they not know especially on the subway

Especially on the subway. Oh my gosh. Like I always think like yo does this person even know they're like conscious right now? Or is this a thing visual in my mind? I don't know fam. One of the saddest movies I ever watched was there was this woman that her kid got kidnapped. Yeah. And they were looking for him everywhere and they didn't know where he went. So eventually the police caught on to this guy that was you know taking kids and doing terrible things to them.

But she was able to find her son back. Okay. Surprising out of nowhere. Now, when the son returned with her, she noticed like, yo, wait, there's something off about him. And he's not very talkative because he's obviously been, you know, he's been harmed and he can't communicate the same way. What happened, she looked at him and was like, wait, something's wrong. Something's wrong.

it turns out that kid that she got back was another kid that was taken and not exactly her sons what yeah so it was just another one of the kids that were taking they checked out and they eventually found out where this guy was keeping literally everyone he kidnapped fam i think there was like over 20 people taken like 20 children taken and her son was still there

And it was cracked down and they took it out. I believe this is a true story. - I know, I was gonna ask. - I believe this is a true story. This happened a long time ago. It was a movie with Angelina Jolie. But it's wild 'cause the only way they were able to find, I think it was a farm, this farm where all the kids were still,

was because I think the son of the guy, it was either the son or someone like, I guess the guy trusted. Yeah. But it was still a kid. That's fucked. It was a kid that was pretty much, he was helping the guy like put these kids away and lock them up. So he was like the bait? He was like the bait or no? He was just helping. Not even like, I would say just a helper, like an assistant, fam. It was fucked up.

and some of the things that he forced him to do was like you have to you have to like end him or i'm gonna end you type of thing yeah so he would have to do terrible things to those people because he was gonna be next but i guess i think it was his relative or something something like that fam it's crazy because those type of people exist no but imagine like you you found somebody back in your life and you you're so happy

However, that's not really there. Really yours. Yo, that's so fucking sad. I've seen some stories too on like the whole obsession. Obsession, like you're just being obsessed with a person so much. Like, you know, the girl, Ember. You've watched Danny Phantom, right? Yeah. This girl, Ember McClain.

she yeah she's like a villain in yeah she's like the villain right but there was this guy he was like a youtuber who does like just like wholesome skits right but like that guy was so obsessed with that character he thought like they were in love and they lived together and stuff wait so he he like lived his life as if yeah as if amber mclean was a real person what the hell so like remember i told you this guy that just random skits right yeah one day he decided to change his youtube bit into like uh like a

parody show on ember so it was called ember's ghost squad so now the whole idea of that that movie i mean that the the show was the people in the the ghost squad off themselves to be in that squad hence ghost squad

So it got violent, bro. His YouTube went from wholesome to like, now he's talking about, oh, I want to be in the squad too. I might off myself too. Just because of a character that he was obsessed with. That's not real.

But that happens with people though. Because sometimes like that's the only outlet you can find is whatever's... Yeah. But then obviously like he goes down the rabbit hole. And once he posts like this video of... What do you call this? I think it was titled in 2017. It was titled Fate by CoinFlip.

and he would toss a coin up and see if he's gonna no no no yeah if it's heads he he offs himself if it's tails he'll do a mass shooting no guess what it landed on mass shooting no oh yeah tails yeah he so he did it off himself the bro he was literally ready to crash out for a cartoon character what the he only did this because he said if i do this and off myself after i can get in the ghost squad

what the heck he was crazy in the head he's not right so after he went in it was his closing shift that's when it all took place he texted his mom this is how I want my body to be buried boom now he's with Ember you know what I mean oh my god crazy fam

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got your happy price price line nah fam yeah that's like the kid that's like the kid that that thought he was like a super sane wait what the the troll video yeah yeah no but there's there's people like there's no there's like the legit people that think these things are real yeah i see that's all you consume that's all you consume like yeah yeah that's what you're gonna think is reality it changes your our reality is all we consume all we bag it yeah if you bag it like if if i were if

If you grew up literally in this house and you wouldn't leave the house and I just showed you whatever is on my phone, like, oh, did you hear Central Sea, blah, blah, blah. But the story wasn't real. And I configured this whole story and showed it to you. You would think that's what's going on outside the world. Yeah.

What's crazy is this is deadass what's happening to us right now all we consume usually is through this and a lot of time like we don't even know if this is true or not true or not or even if it's Manufactured or not. That's what's interesting. Yeah, you know, what's crazy too? So, you know cars cars and vehicles are one of the only devices that

In law, where you can actually steal everyone's information, unlike computers, phones, any other electronic device. With vehicles, you can take whatever information you want. Legally. Like name? Everything. So I'm talking your contacts, your addresses, data, phone numbers.

Like credit card, everything. - Yeah, license plate, like the cops. - I'm talking about your car. So check this out. Anytime you're in an Uber, if you plugged in your phone and it connected to the car, if that car really wanted to take your data and all your information from your phone, legally it could.

And you know what's crazy? - What? - One of the vehicles or one of the brands that has the most leeway out of any other vehicle or any other car brand is Tesla. - Makes sense. You're plugging your phone. That's literally a cell phone car. - It's dead ass, it's dead ass a smartphone. And it has all your information already in. You have to put in like, oh, your address. You have to put in like who you are, this and that for it to work perfectly for you. - So do you think they're pushing out electric cars just so they can get more data?

- Oh, maybe, maybe that could be true. Yeah, honestly, it could be true. I think just because obviously like- - Yeah, it's eco-friendly. - It's eco-friendly, it's good for the environment. But you know, it has some leeway and it's interesting that there's no law though. So all of those cars, even with OnStar and the cameras that point at you and they can see your face and everything, all that information can be taken and given elsewhere. Now what's even crazier is most of these cars are from where?

damn these cars are foreign like they're Toyota Honda you know what I'm saying like this shit are they gonna start banning cars? this shit is in Asia and you know how they had the whole Huawei leak and they stopped using Huawei devices in North America oh I didn't even know that you don't know about that? no no no so Huawei had a crazy leak that they realized that

all of the information was being sent back to China and all that information has been collected and studied. Because that's, high key, the most valuable thing you can get is just information. That's why they're trying to ban TikTok. The information. It's all about information. Yeah, that's exactly why. That's exactly why. And what's even crazier too, anytime you go to a mall, an airport, anywhere in public, not Wi-Fi, anytime you see the free charging stations, that's taking all,

All your data, fam. Take it in. Why would they offer free charging in the first place? What else is free? What do you mean? You know those charging stations, though? You put in your phone and it turns green and it locks it up so nobody else can take your phone? Yeah, yeah. Fam, legally, there's no laws that they can't take information through that charging booth. Wait, what? Yeah, but we don't take it in.

But how would it process though? Because there's no like... What are you talking about? You're plugging your phone, bro. But like with... Okay, say with a car though, if you plug into Tesla, it brings up like your phone, like AirPlay. In a charging station, it's only that outlet. I mean, that's what you see. No, that's actually crazy. Because in the Philippines, I was using bare of those.

Actually? Yes. Oh, shit. In the airport? Yo, actually. Every airport, fam. You know, like the one that closes? Yes, man. Yo, the airport one supposedly is the worst one. Oh, shit. Yeah.

Yo, apparently that's the worst one. Oh, that's crazy, fam. Yeah, no, because I trusted it. Because I'm like, it's just charging. Well, yeah, obviously we trust it. Wi-Fi's I don't trust. Like, I'm on VPNs. Like, I'm good. But like, charging, I'm like, okay, free charging. Bless. They got me still. Nah, fam. Because if you think about it, it's plugging into something you can't see, bro. You literally can't see. And the fact that there's no law?

Yeah. That's wild. The fact that there's no law is wild. Because it's not the fact that it can or cannot be. It's just the fact that if it can be, it's either being used or not being used. And more times, every opportunity is probably taken at some point. I mean, it would make sense because usually when I came back, like, you know, you get those like, I've seen your resume. Do you want to apply for that job? You've been getting hella spam? Yeah. There was a crazy one. Oh my God. There was a crazy one where...

My phone called the number by itself. No! And I was scared. No, that's crazy. I was scared. Fam, I exited it. I closed my phone and shut it off. Because I was... What the f***? Why is he calling someone? I was on Wi-Fi. Like, I was searching up. Like, I was on YouTube. Yeah. You know how the pop-up on your phone, like, comes right here. It's like, call plus 905. Your phone has AIDS, fam. Your phone is cooked. You're probably listening right now. I'm still...

But I've never seen that before like I've seen the pop-up ads if you go like Oh casino Yeah, xxx sites right? This is the only time where it was literally moving by itself. Oh You saw it like no it came up. I'll press in itself. No I swear to God Carla. That's proof. That's I Didn't know what happened. Holy shit

Yeah. No, because they can legit just do that. And that's one of the ways, like, damn, cyber crime happens. That's how they get it. I was in an Uber one time, and I was talking to this guy, and

Talking to Uber driver and I was asking him yo, so have you ever had any like crazy? Um crazy people that you had to drive and probably I saw and he said, you know what there was this one woman I had and What's surprising is she's kind of young like you but her job was insane so pretty much what he said was this girl that he drove she

Keep in mind, I think she's even younger than us. I think she was around like 19, 20. But what she was hired for, she was hired by banks to test their security systems and try and hack into the site. But before that,

She would just hack for fun. Before that, she was just, you know, freelance. So she tried it on him? No. She was just like a hacker on her own and then tried to like, you know, make money off things. But eventually she got hired because obviously the banks want to up their security and see where there's threats and where everything is kind of like shady. Damn. What's crazy is he asked, okay, what would it take for you to hack me? Or what would it take for you to like get all my information? You know what she said? What?

All she would need is your email. Email? I mean, that makes sense. See, that's what she said. All I would need is your email. Yeah, that would make sense. That's what she said. Yeah, yeah.

Not even password, just email address? That's what she said. That's kind of crazy. So she could get everything just from an email. That's very bold to ask that to a hacker. Because it's like, yo, if you figure out... Even if you're in my car and I know that, and I know you do this stuff for fun, fuck that, get out of my car. Because I'm pretty sure now, 2FA is the best thing you can do. It's like second authentication. So if you're trying to log in, you have to have your phone with you, this and that, right? Boom. But what's fucked is, before...

I had a weird time where people were calling me back. Like, so many people were calling me. And I would pick it up. I'm like, hello, who's this? Like, no, you called me from this number. I'm like, what? No, I didn't. Hang up. And we get a call again. Like, hey, um...

You called? I'm like, no. And there's a complete stranger on the phone. I hang up again. I get more calls, more calls, more calls. All saying like, hey, you called me. Like, who is this? Blah, blah, blah. Like, I never called you. So I think there's something going around where they might start using people's numbers and, you know, like trying to spoof. Okay. Yeah, spoofing the address. Trying to get anything. So they're pretending to be you.

Some people are so gullible to that too. Because my girl, whenever she gets those, she's like, oh, I got this text from a guy. He's like, oh, I seen you at the club last night. I didn't buy you a drink. I'm like, bro, that's a fucking, that's like a scammer. What's your name? Come on, bro. There's no way you fall for that. And she's like, oh my god, did I give this guy my number? I'm like, no, fam. Oh, it's like text message? Yeah, it's a text message. But yeah, but low-key, it's good though. Like the resume one, I was like, when did I give this guy my resume? I'm like,

That's interesting. What would you get out of that though? Probably my name. And if you get my name, you can find out my email address. Oh. Yeah. It's very easy. Like if they only need that, they only need certain things. You know what I mean?

Yeah, it's scary bro. Yo, that's scary bro. 2FA, 2FA. Yo, make sure you put that on your Instagram bro. I think that's probably the scariest superpower in the world. Hacker? Yeah. I said that before. That's probably the scariest thing. Besides anything physical. You have the power in your hand to ruin a guy's life. Like when they dox people, doxing, oh my god, it's so scary to me. And whoever dox this person, like it's so fun. If you get any skill in the world, what would you have? Hacking. Actually? Yeah. Why not? It's...

High key? I think persuasion is the craziest one. But then you do more work. That's kind of hacking, but you're doing more work. If you're good at persuasion, it's probably not working. But persuasion is more fun to have than hacking. Is it? It's super easy. I have your bank info. But you can persuade a hacker to work for you.

Okay, yeah, you know you're gonna get a verse like it's like chicken for yeah. Yeah, it's like yeah, that's always like oh you need this before that Yeah, yeah, I guess like if you're yeah, cuz if you're a hacker like let's say you need food Yeah, but why not the buyer? Yeah, if you're a first waiter if your jobs are persuaded you just walk in like you're doing the hard work It's not hard work because you can skip a step just become a hacker. No, but you wouldn't have everything. Oh

I feel like if you're the craziest persuasion person ever, you can have anything you want in the world. You could, right? Yeah, I guess. If you want fame, you can probably persuade your way up. That would get witchcraft. Ew, bro. Alex Pereira. You know they're trying to blame Alex Pereira doing witchcraft? Yeah, I've seen that. Jon Jones is saying that, right? And before, you know how they do predictions like Alex Pereira in three. They're doing Alex Pereira by witchcraft. Yeah.

Do you think he really does? Yeah, no. 100%. He said something about like, oh yeah, I have a spirit with me. You should have one too. And the guy's like, wait, wait, what? I heard though that it's part of the game. Like it's part of the tactics to make them think that. Because if you think that, like let's say if you walk into the ring and somebody said, yo, you know, I did this, this, this to you. Watch. Yeah.

Damn, I'm not gonna lie. I'd probably think about that. I'm like, wait, is he real? Is he really saying that shit? Feng shui isn't like nothing about... It's not nothing like spiritual, right? It is spiritual. Oh, it is spiritual? It is, I'm pretty sure. The only thing that I really believed back when we were in the other studio was actually the feng shui. Because your room, whenever you record in it, is different energy.

Yeah, I enjoyed it. Yeah, yeah. And then like, I remember you did this, but you like, whenever you had a bonsai tree and you had sand. Yeah. But you would comb it in that way. In the direction, yeah. Yeah. No, but that's the way. So I did that a little bit, but it's not really good in this place because the energy leaves. So look, look, what is supposed to happen is this should actually be this. Actually, it doesn't really matter.

Haikyuu should be this way. Okay, so it would- So look at everything facing. So he's facing there, the waves facing there, Spider-Man's going that way, and it goes around this way. But the problem, and see the posters, they're going this way? Yeah. But the problem is there's a huge opening here. Oh, so it's like it leaves. It leaves, yeah, but it comes, and then it leaves. They're like, fuck, where's it gonna go now? There was one thing I learned. There was one thing I learned too, the mattress superstition about feng shui. What's a mattress one? So like,

you shouldn't actually have a mattress, a welcome mattress going into your house. - Or a mat. Like a rug. - Yeah, a mat. Oh no, no. It's specifically the welcome ones. - Why? - Because that's literally a welcome sign for all either a demon, a spirit, or bad energy to come into your house. Anything is welcome now. So they say welcome, boom.

And there's three things I learned from a person that studies from feng shui. So you shouldn't have a mattress with a name on it. So like, Weko Family House. And it says on a mattress. You know why? Not a mattress, just a mat. Yeah, like a mat. A welcome mat. And it shouldn't say your name. Because when people come in and step on it, it's kind of like a negative energy. Yeah, they're disgracing you. They're disgracing you, yeah. And there's another one where you can't have like...

go away. Because it's already negative energy. So whenever people see that, go away. And they come into your house, already, what is it? Negative energy, negative energy filling through the house. And I think the last one is something about, fuck, I don't remember the last one.

Yeah, I don't remember the last one. You know they do that in stores? Like, every single store you go to, usually, if they're smart enough, they actually use it. Like, take a look at all of the places, the big name brands, all the biggest shopping places. They utilize it, fam. They make you move in one direction. They move all the energy in one direction. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it makes you go through... Yo, you know why? You know why the chickens in Costco are so cheap? Why? It's because they make you walk through... And where do they put the chickens? I don't know. I've never been to... In the very, very back. Okay, okay. So what happens? Oh, I'm going to get the cheap chicken. It's easy for dinner.

What happens? You walk all the way there. You see the sides. You see the potato. You see all the other groceries, all the other items just to get to the chicken. And by the time you're there, you come back around and like, oh man, maybe I should pick up this because I can't just have chicken alone.

So it's almost like I'm giving you one piece of the puzzle, but you probably need this this this this to complete it Okay, they're smart like that. Yeah, that makes sense. I remember the third one It's the you're not allowed to have a dirty mat because it's like it's a sign of like neglect and like already people It's like it blocks positive energy into the house so like if your matches like your welcome mat is dirty and

already one of the feng shui things i've seen too is you should never put your bed near a window even though the bed was there's my window you know you should i heard the mirror one but not the bed i mean the window by a window yeah why i think you're supposed to it's supposed to be adjacent from the window and it shouldn't you shouldn't have a clear like sight of it like

So the reason being is because this is what they say, like a sniper could like snipe you while you're sleeping. But there's more to it. But that's one of the things that you're vulnerable. So people can see you naturally if you're by a window and people pass by, they probably look at your window. So there's energy directed towards there. Even if they don't see you, like there's, what do you call it? A projection of something coming to you.

No, I believe the only spiritual thing I would believe is the feng shui for sure. Yo, I seen a video. Let me show you right now. Because we talk about sleep paralysis all the time, right? Oh, yeah. I just had it. You just had it? Yeah, remember the girl that was with me, but I was still awake? Yo, so there's a theory that anytime you have sleep paralysis is because a demon is trying to attack you. Chill, chill. So check this out. So they have a video. This is wild, though. Like...

Like, I hope this isn't real, but it's fucking scary. What is it? Like, they literally see it? It's scary, bro.

- Here, look, look. So this guy is in sleep paralysis and he's been having sleep paralysis so many times throughout the week. So he decides, okay, I'm gonna get one of those cameras that can see beyond. It's one of those cameras- - Like a thermal. - Like a thermal, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it will be able to show if anything's there, trying to catch a ghost or whatever. 'Cause he's like, why am I always having sleep paralysis? 'Cause it always feels like somebody's pressing on my chest. Usually that's what people feel whenever they have it. Look at this video. - The guy's going like this.

Right here. Yo! You see it? Yo, yo, yo! So you can see his chest moving. And then there's like a figure. It's like a translucent figure. And it's right on top of his chest. And it's pushing him. And then he wakes up after.

No, no, no. But you can see, that's why everyone feels like pressing on the chest. Because that's how it's described usually too. Oh my god, it's moving. This shit is moving. So you can see it on this end and you can see it through the camera. And it walks away and then that's when he wakes up.

So it really could be things that you don't see outside. And I would believe that if it's something like... Wait, like it can transform into anything it wants. So it would probably transform that girl I was seeing. It was definitely like... I think that's the origin. You know why ghosts always have a sheet over them? Or you know the classic Halloween ghost costume is a sheet? I think that's why. I think the origin of it is...

the sleep paralysis demons because they're there you can't see them you can't see them but the physical on the sheet and usually where would they be when you're sleeping under the bed sheet

Maybe they got cold and they're like, you know, topping. Bro, imagine one day you're just sleeping and you think it's there and you throw a sheet in the air and it forms. No, that's... That's when it gets... I've seen a video like that. I've seen a video like that. I can't find the video. Yo, I don't know. I was looking for it. Like he just threw it? Damn, I was looking for the... That can't be possible. No, no, no. There was this mother and a kid. They were having dinner, right? And she thought like her brother was playing a trick on them. And she saw...

She saw pretty much a guy in a sheet like walking towards him like this, right? And she's laughing like, oh, look at your uncle. Look at your uncle. Blah, blah. They're laughing and shit. And then she's like laughing like, what are you doing? And she pulls the sheet off of him. What?

And there's nothing there. No, that's a movie. Then she ran away. I'm going to find the video. I'll have to find the video another time. Maybe I'll put it up. Okay. But straight up, like, it's a clear video. That sounds like... He's posted. She's gone. That sounds like a fucking movie, bro. No way. Okay, I have a question for you. Yeah. Um...

The censorship Madeline thing. Do you think it's real? No, I don't think so. You think it's like... Madeline is booming. She has 55 million views on every single one of her things. She's cashing out to... That has to be choreographed. It has to be like marketing. 100%. Because originally, you know, like...

Like we thought maybe they could be fighting and stuff. However, if everybody's profiting off of it, is it really ever by accident? Because she's trolling too much with it. Like if it's too serious, I feel like relationship stuff would be kept off the internet. Not juiced like this. It's like a FouseyTube thing. If you have beef with someone, Fousey would make 10 videos right away.

I think the only way we'll know is if they get back together, though. They probably will. I think they will. 100%. I think they will. After he dropped that apology track, I feel like all is forgiven already. Oh, yeah. 100%. And she's... What do you call this? She posted something on her Instagram with a Central Sea wannabe lookalike. Bro, she's trolling too much. They're going to get back together. The smartest thing to do since Central Sea and Ice Spice are the biggest stars right now, collab. Make it a...

You think they're gonna end up marrying each other? No, man.

essential c and the ice spice no yeah obviously not they're not obviously not it's one of those celebrities they're not even dating there's just it's just to promote the song yeah they've done that industry's done that before with um justin bieber and selena gomez no they actually love no i don't think so that was a pr stunt too nah they're in love no no no 100 they were in love no they were definitely for like pushed together they've done that with uh toby mcguire and kristen dunst spider-man and and mj oh and mj yeah they they tried that

I don't know. I think... I don't know. No, that one was proven. And I think they came out about it and said it. Oh! Yo, I have a crazy story for you. So... I know you love gambling. This is a crazy gambling story. Yo. So, this girl, she's known in history as one of the most successful casino hosts. Literally out of her condo.

Wait, so online? Out of her condo, no. Wait, what did she do? So this was back in like, I think during the earlier 2000s. But what she would do, she ended up getting hired one day by this guy. And he was this really rich guy. She was just the assistant. Now, he wanted to hire her for something else he was running on the side. So he said, hey, could you just come and help me with this event?

Don't ask questions. Just come and I'll pay you big. Yeah. All right, I'll do it. So what the event was, was an underground poker game that invited some of the biggest athletes and celebrities ever in the world. And they were all just playing poker there. And the thing was, though,

Obviously the host would take like some some money from the pot because that's all the money on the table That's how it usually runs. Yeah, tell you he runs but that's illegal like you can't do that Like if it's not a certified casino, you can't be doing that type of shit, right? Check this out. So

What eventually happened, she had a falling out with the guy that was hosting. But she was the assistant. She was the one that's kind of running the event where she has all the names, all the contact info, literally all of the connections to host the event. She was running her own games? She decided to take it and run it at her own place. Oh my god.

Yo, she ended up making like millions and millions and millions of dollars because she's getting all these celebrities to bet big and pretty much have all of those connections to keep introducing more and more people. Now, one of the people that was invited and...

Yo, there's a whole documentary and like movies on her. How have I seen this? Yo, it's crazy. Because there was this one person that was known to be the biggest gambler. And he loved getting people and literally taking their life savings. That was his thing. Like he loved making people poor. Damn.

He got off on that like he would you would you would be you'd be geeked out to make somebody broke off gambling Yeah, and he was depicted like as this terrible person. He's depicted as like the craziest gambler the best person at the poker Yeah, and it's crazy who it was because it's literally one of the biggest celebrities ever. I

And keep in mind, some of the people at this table were like freaking Ben Affleck, like Leonardo DiCaprio, like these type of people. Was it Michael Jordan? He had a gambling addiction. He was probably at the table. Okay. He was probably at the table. But the guy that was getting off...

Who would that be? Mark Wahlberg? What's funny, in the movie, it's depicted by Michael Cera. But it's not Michael Cera. Oh, there's a movie about it? Wait, so this is real? This is real. Yeah, this is a real person. It's called Molly's Game. Her name is... Oh, send me this. I'm about to watch this tonight. Look, look, look. Oh, it's played by a thing? This black guy? I forgot who it was. Idris Elba. Idris Elba, yeah, yeah. So these are some of the people. So Ben Affleck, Macaulay Culkin, Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon. So who do you think, though, was the one that's...

Considered the most I don't know out of those names. No no no no I have somebody else there, bro. There's somebody else there at the table when he was depicted as the one that's like oh I can't wait to like take his money, and he was the best player you took it the most serious But he was actually the one he was actually the one that destroyed her thing I'm not gonna spoil it cuz you're gonna watch it okay, so

But guess who it was, bro? Give me a category. Like sports, entertainment. What is it? Movies. Okay, fuck. I'm not going to get this. I don't watch movies like that. Oh my God, though. Will Smith. No. Who? Yo, it's crazy. Dwayne The Rock Johnson. No, no, no. He's probably there, though. Probably gambling with them. Nah. It was Tobey Maguire. It was Spider-Man, fam. No.

Yeah. And he's not locked up? No, he's not locked up because he didn't do a no crime. Oh, he was just playing there. Yeah, he just killed man's on poker. Yeah, he was killing man's on poker, but he was like depicted as the worst one out of all of them. Yo, he has a crazy reputation. He did all this. Yeah, yo, there was this one video of, because you know when they did the Spider movie, the Spider-Man movie with all of the different Spider-Mans in one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they had like Tom Hawley and Archie Garfield. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They were all at the airport one time and they were like taking pictures and videos right? So Tom Hanks would go "Oh hey what's up?" Andrew Garfield would be like "Yo yo yo" You know Tobey Maguire? Look at this bro At the airport with fans? What'd he do? Spiderman at airport So yeah Andrew Garfield is like "Oh yeah yo what's up?" He's just smiling and stuff

Yo Tom! And then he's like "Yo, what's good?" Okay. Wait for Tobey Maguire. Why is he so- Yo, he's just- And you know what somebody's- Okay, the music makes him worse though. He just looks like "Yo." No he does again. No he does again. *laughs*

That's our hero bro. You know what the top comment was? Top comment was, yo he still has a little bit of venom in him. He still has the spider sense bro. That's so funny. Nah, he's a go for that man. Honestly though, like I could probably see that coming from somebody that's been under the spotlight. Especially someone that's like, I guess you're depicted as one thing. Yeah.

Yeah, not necessarily the character you you you're playing as is your personality, and I mean it's such a crazy Like like how you locked out to it right away. Yeah, and it's such a crazy like um turn like this guy's a hero He's kind of nerdy in the film and he's like this dark person crazy. I don't think he's that dark It's I mean who knows in the movies depicted terribly tell that tell the Deadpool one and give them the date so you can predict it fuck

See the problem is like I want to say this theory and it's probably gonna be true But the Deadpool movies coming out after this podcast episode comes out. Okay, so if this theory is right I predicted the day. Okay. Okay. So today's July 19 and this is the theory this is before the movie comes out. So in the movie in the trailer specifically they're shown

Wolverine, Logan. And he's like saddened and it seems as if there's graves behind him. He's in a graveyard. Now, in Old Man Logan, and even in the Logan movie that they released a couple years ago,

we're hinted at all of the X-Men being killed off for whatever reason. We don't know the truth and we don't know why. Now, check this out. There's details and there's hidden meanings pointing to Wolverine being the reason all of the X-Men died because he may have killed all of them. So check this out. But it wasn't his... It wasn't like his...

I guess meaning to. He was tricked. Now in Spider-Man Far From Home, we're introduced, and this is all in the same universe now because it's Disney. Spider-Man Far From Home, we're introduced to Mysterio and he can what? He can manipulate all this around. He can bend reality with projections and pretty much effects, explosions, whatever. Yeah.

In the comics, what happened was at the X-Men mansion, when all of the supervillains were going to attack the X-Men, Mysterio put a reality shifter that made Logan think all of the X-Men were the villains. And Wolverine went to go kill every single one of the X-Men and he killed all of them. So what's going to happen in the new movie then? So in the new movie,

we i think yeah that they're gonna take on that because they they teased it i think what's gonna happen is that wolverine what they're gonna show him that's the one that killed all x-men that's why there's no x-men that's why there's no x-men in in marvel right now it's only the avengers okay who knows though yeah yeah okay if that was true then because it's all different realities right it's all different realities but in the logan universe where there's no where there's no x-men anymore yeah

That's probably why. That's true. Damn. He killed all of them. And Deadpool though, they would... I didn't even know Deadpool was associated with things. You know Deadpool has some powers that nobody actually knows about? What? Like the real fans know, but when he's depicted in the movies...

People don't know like he has a few other powers fam. The only thing I thought he did was shoot people. Yeah, he does that. Yeah, but that's mostly it. He has one of the craziest powers. So one of the craziest powers is the fourth wall break. So he can like break the fourth wall, talk to the audience. Oh yeah, okay. That's a power though? It's a crazy power because there's a power that's added on top of that. Okay. And it's on some like Looney Tunes shit. So he can teleport.

And that's one thing people don't realize, like he can actually teleport. That's one of his powers. Even in the Ultimate Alliance game, Broke can like literally teleport into walls and everywhere. He's pretty much like Nightcrawler. Damn. Yeah. Also, you know why it's Deadpool always, he swears and he's always, you know, like he's really, I guess like, I don't know. He seems like he's in pain a lot, right? The reason that is, is because, you know, he's still a cancer patient and he's still dying. Oh.

He's still dying because the way he was created was he went to go to a facility to try and cure his cancer. And the facility pretty much gave him this serum that would bring out a power within him so that maybe he can still survive. Yeah. And that was a healing factor. True. Which, you know, regenerated him. That's why Deadpool can't die. That's one of his powers as well. He literally can't die. You cut off his arm, he'll regrow an arm. Good.

But the reason he's always swearing and the reason he's always in a bad mood or like, you know, like that is because he's always in pain of dying. Because he's dying just as fast as he's regenerating because of his cancer. I thought he was only doing that like relatability wise. Because they... Like I...

I've never watched like full Deadpool, but I can already tell, like, I already know why people like him because he's a guy that doesn't give a shit. He's a super, like he's us. If we were going to be a superpower, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, so it's relatable. Crazy. I didn't know he was a cancer patient. Yeah. And there's a theory too, in the Deadpool movie, uh,

The serum they gave Wade when he was going to die from cancer and they wanted to bring his power out. Because Baggett, like what's his power? It's a healing factor. Where does that come from? The only other hero that has that is Wolverine. So in, I think it's X-Men Dark Phoenix.

At the end of the movie, there's an end credit and it shows like all of these vials of blood and one of them is Wolverine's blood. And if you look at the serum when they inject Deadpool, it's yellow, but it has like red drops of blood in it. Holy shit. So he got injected with Wolverine's power and maybe putting him into that, like there was a chamber that brought out the power that was just cooking up whatever serum went into his bloodstream. Damn.

And he's pretty much half Deadpool. I mean, half Wolverine. I know. Yo, with the Marvel show, you really have to wait for the end credits. Because I waited at the Inside Out one. Yeah. And there was like... So in the movie, there was like a deep secret. Like they got into jail and there's like some deep secret emotion that they didn't tell. But if you wait, I think it's like 15 to 20 minutes after the end credits,

there's another scene where the deep secret comes out of the closet and then uh joy was like oh what's our deep secret is it like uh we almost drowned or something and then she's like i heard a theory that she was like coming out oh that was that was a tease at it no no i i don't think it's coming out though because it was it was um we we burned a hole in the carpet so what would you think that is

If you're a teenager- Oh I know what it is! What what what? She's smoking! She's balling up. I thought that she was smoking and like oh she dropped it on the carpet. That's what the secret was. But there's other like renditions like we don't know like we burned a hole in the carpet maybe it's like uh she lit something on fire by accident or something it could be just that. But the conspiracy is like yo she was- She's balling up. Balling up bro. Crazy. I mean the back of the reefer though.

That's crazy. Riley's going crazy, fam. Yo, probably though, because I think it's more and more relatable. Because if you bag it like in and out, I mean inside, in and out, inside out. Side thing though, if you had like in and out characters in your head, who would be your characters? Fucking horny. I talked about this with my girl. I would be freaky, nonchalant,

I would have a nonchalant emotion. Probably anxiety emotion is definitely there too. And embarrassment. I feel like there's just one. One. I don't know. One emotion? The only one I can think of is just me, me. But if I was trying to break down emotion specifically...

Ah, it's hard bro. I don't know. I can't say for myself. I feel like you would have a big anxiety emotion still Okay, one of them is ego 100% Oh ego, that's a good emotion. There's there's a huge ego one Yeah, because I feel like everyone has it but some people like are are inflamed Um, I think I think everyone has like a survival one Survival or no, or is that just me but that's also anxiety That is anxiety. That's a mixture of everything would love be one or is that a mixture of everything?

Oh, that's a deep question. Because love's not in there, right? No, love is not in there. So is love a combination of happiness, sadness, or thing? Or is it... Because love is hard to explain. So I feel like they didn't put love in because it would be a hard character to explain. It wouldn't make sense. It wouldn't mix with the others. Yeah, it wouldn't. Yeah, because you can have happy, sad. But is that even an emotion? That's why it's kind of deep. What are emotions?

I guess emotion is just like what you feel. I guess you can feel survival, but that's anxiety. Yeah. Because like they didn't have jealousy. Is jealousy an emotion? That could also be envy though. That's like the same, I guess. It's like half and half. Okay, if we're going off just... But freaky needs to be in the next one. Like horny needs to be in the next one. What's the new one they added? Oh, like...

I forget. Envy, anxiety, embarrassment. They added envy in there? Yeah, envy. And then ennui, which is like boredom. Ennui? Yeah, because it's French for boredom, I think. Ennui. Okay, if boredom's there, yeah, I guess that is an emotion. Yeah, boredom is emotion still. It's like tiredness. Yeah, but laziness kind of too, yeah. Nostalgia was in it too. Nostalgia's in it? Yeah.

Like it came out the thing was like oh remember when we and then they're like nostalgia not yet Is that an emotion? Could be I guess it's emotion Okay okay so if we're breaking it down I would have nostalgia Okay I would have ego, nostalgia, survival Survival is good And I would have like David Goggins What?

We almost met him at UFC. Oh my God. I'm like, David Goggins there, bro. Fam, when he was meeting fans, he was dead ass telling them, yo, good shit, bro. Good shit. And he was telling other people like, fuck you. Did you see that? He's like, no, I don't want to take a picture with you. Fuck you. He's...

Such a genuine guy. If I would imagine David Goggins in real life, that's what it would be. Okay, if you were to have characters, not just like emotions, like characters in your head, what would it be? Because I posted mine was like the Teen Titans. I posted my story. The Teen Titans would be mine.

I feel like each character has their own thing. Like, you know, Raven's kind of dark. Robin's a leader and he's always in the middle. Freaking Cyborg is there. He's like kind of smarter. Like he's having fun all the time. Beast Boy's always like wild and shit. Starfire, I think she's like bubbly or whatever. Team Titans is the best one for me. But even if you're just pick like, let's say Naruto is one, you know, like who would you have in your head?

Spongebob won. Boom. No, that's so stupid. Why would I want... No, you definitely have a Spongebob in you though, no? Yeah, I know, but why would I... Okay, Spongebob. Oh, I thought the whole roster, I would have a Magic. No, no, no. Like one. You can pick different ones. Spongebob for Joy. Yeah. If we're going... Oh, I would go Elmo for Joy.

Elmo? Yeah. Yeah, because he's always... I don't think there's an off button with Elmo. And then... Yo, with high key? And anxiety for Elmo. Wait, hold on. Pause. Pause. You actually give some Sesame Street vibes. Yeah, I would have the whole Sesame Street squad. Yo, that's kind of crazy. Wait, hold on. Your aesthetic is high key. Like Sesame Street. Elmo, yeah. I watched that all the time when I was a kid. Yo, because I have a good tell on like...

Media matching with people you actually match it with Sesame Street. That was my Loki my favorite show back then Damn, I didn't like that like it really matches up to you Yeah, like like emotions wise and even just the way you carry yourself is it's kind of Sesame Street Loki just for that I'm you know how like they had like people there doing the shows with them That's my that's my next goal side mission to be on it on one

Because that would be a full circle moment still. Yo, they still have it? Yeah, I think so. They should. That'd be pretty sick if we could get on that show. I don't think they age, fam. Yeah, let's do his puppets. His puppets still. But yeah. No, my favorite guy was the Dracula guy that played the piano and counted numbers. Count. Yeah. Count Dracula. Five. Like...

How many fishes? You did that so perfectly. Yo, honestly. Okay, hold on. What do you think my show or like my aesthetic matches? Like Rugrats. Rugrats. That's a good one. Yeah, Rugrats. Anything like rebellious or like... Rugrats is a good one. I did watch a lot of Rugrats. I felt like you watched that Survivor Island one.

Oh, Total Drama Island? I feel like you were- I actually didn't watch it a lot. Right now, you look like a character from it. The main guy? No, no, no. But like you would like- If I was imagining your character in it, I could just imagine it there. Word? Yeah, I could definitely imagine you in Total Drama Island. I guess you in fairly odd parents. I don't know why. Fairly- No, I didn't watch- Actually, I did watch a bit of it. Yeah?

But Spongebob, Sesame Street, what else? I would have to see a list and then I could... Damn. Because if you were to put one show to your aesthetic, what would it be? Would it be Sesame Street? Probably. Because I would say it matches. That's a really good match for you. Yeah. What would be mine? You know what I actually watch a lot of? What? Caillou. Caillou. I wouldn't... And my nickname is Caillou. Huh? Because Carlos Caillou is like...

You know, it's like a family. Oh, okay. Hey, Caillou. Okay, I guess. Instead of, hey, Carlos. Hey, Caillou. Did you watch Kid vs. Cat? You look like a guy that would watch Kid vs. Cat. Yeah, I watched a lot of that. Yeah.

But there's definitely one I'm missing though. I feel like there's... Leave down in the comments what you guys think. So we made it this far. Leave down in the comments what your aesthetic would be in a TV show or just in a childhood show. And let me know what you think Gavin's is and let me know what you think mine is. See what they match up. Yeah, see what matches up. I'm actually curious. There's definitely going to be an accurate one that's going to piss me off. Yeah, there's going to be a super accurate one. Wait, accurate that's going to piss you off? Yeah, because it's going to be like something stupid. No, no.

One of the funniest things that ever said in the comments was on the Denzel episode with Josh. Somebody said Denzel reminds them of the sloth from Zootopia. Oh, dick. Accurate. So accurate, bro. And the more accurate it is, it makes them more mad.

Yo, yo, the funniest thing too, on one of the Jon episodes, so I'm like, yo, I'm like, yo, when am I going to have you back? Because a lot of people like Jon, he's a really good storyteller. Yo, Jon, when am I going to have you back? Like, bro, I'm never coming back. I'm like, why fam? And then, bro, I looked at the comments, they said bro looks like Bowser. No, but then I'm like, I think they're talking about me. Probably because that was when I had my hair like this.

So I don't think he was talking about him, but I'm not gonna lie John gives Bowser vibes. He does, he does. But I think it's me that looks like Bowser because the eyebrows and the thing and the hair. True, true. Yeah, you get more Bowser like looks wise, but like mentality and how you speak it's John for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. John, John matches the vibe. Okay, yo try and get as accurate as possible. We'll like it, we'll like it. Alright, thank you everyone for watching this episode of the JumperZone Podcast. Make sure to comment, like, subscribe, all that good stuff. And...

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