EP.163 - HAUNTED SKINWALKER STORIES, DARK TOOTHPASTE THEORY, & TSUJI-URA GHOST GAME
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With an incredible duo sure to take home the comedy gold. Olympic Highlights with Kevin Hart and Kenan Thompson. New episodes Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Only on Peacock. Welcome. Happy New Year's. Happy New Year's, man. Holy shit. It's been a year. It's been quite a long time of Jumper's Jump. And I'm very proud to say that. Am I?

We've accomplished quite a lot. Yeah within the years we've been doing this shit and it's all thanks to you guys man And I just want to take a moment especially right now when we're headed into 2024 a lot of prosperity a lot of success on the way leave down in the comments Blessing share them all to each other because this is gonna be a monumental year. Thank you all Thank you guys for giving us your jumpers jump cuz just recently fam I've been like

When Christmas was happening and the holiday season came, I'm really just looking around how much shit you have to be grateful for and thankful for. Because there's so many little things that we never really take into account. And then when you take a breather, I feel like a lot of us are always so much on go mode. And we don't look around. We don't kind of smell the flowers or even realize like, yo, we get to spend time with our loved ones right here. Like literally right here. There's going to be a day where you can't.

But right now, you're blessed with it. So enjoy it. I know. Like, we don't do, like, because our boys, our friend group doesn't really get sentimental gifts. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Because it's, like, it's either, like you said before, it's, like, if you run into something that you might think that that guy will, like, oh, yeah, I'll get it for you. But most likely, we're not getting each other gifts, right? But it's, like, the motives that we have that isn't a party and us just talking. Yeah. Like, those, I remember way more than all the parties.

That's true. Very true. It's the times that become sentimental because your homies aren't sentimental. Exactly. That's such a fact. Because we're so like non-sentimental, the sentimental shit that happens by accident means that much more. And I think that's how it should be anyway. Because just like when you're directing a film, like when I'm working on my film, certain moments

you don't kind of want to force, you want to make it happen in the moment and make sure like the actors, they're really, they're really feeling it. Because if they're not on like that frequency of, of feeling that way, it's just going to come off as like force is going to come off as like, it's just not right. Yeah. And I think there's a, there's a art,

there's art in finding exactly when something's supposed to be and it should be because it's that because i was reading um rick rubin my bad i'm laughing right now no go ahead but i was reading the rick rubin book yeah yeah nah and there's something i like this this one stuck to me it was saying um even though there's like let's say let's say you you decided to make a piece of art right yeah like you painted you drew something or even like wrote a rap okay

Now, whatever you're feeling in that moment, whatever mistakes you made, you're supposed to make those mistakes first. Why? I don't know why. Because those mistakes- Lead you to better. It gives you the exact feeling of you in that moment so you can reflect on there. Now, when you look back at that person, then you can make a judgment and you can create art from looking at that person now.

So it's a reflection, right? Rather than like the first reflection, there's multiple reflections you can be on. You could be affected, like sad because of a breakup and then mature later and then look back. Or you can have the song where it's right after your breakup. Whichever one you liked, whichever one felt best to you is probably the one that was meant to be. But you're really breaking it down. Yeah, my pocket smells like garlic. What the fuck? I have a garlic in my pocket right now.

Nah. Why? That would have been, yo, if you transitioned into like a scary story, that would have been a crazy... Be like, you know why I have this? You know why I actually have this garlic? No, but why do you have that though? Because vampires. No, that asshole. Why do you have a piece of... No, that's probably the crazy... No, no, no. Leave down in the comments why you think I have a garlic right now.

It's not because of vampires. Or is it? Why? No, I'm actually dead ass curious. Check this out. You know I'm not the type of guy that's very like, oh, superstitious and shit. So we got to do this now. Yeah? Is there like a New Year's superstition? No. What is it? I just eat garlic because my high blood pressure. No way. You have to eat garlic? Oh, fuck. My bad. I dropped it. Crazy. Just straight. Oh, fuck. My bad. It's like...

Straight out the clove. Yeah, no I have to because like Blood pressure is kind of high so I have to like yeah, yeah, yeah, but going back to the film itself I feel like once that film was done you're looking gonna get sad cuz it's like a lot of people don't Acknowledge the process like like just going with your boys and sitting it's exciting sitting in that room with all your boys and just locking in And then as soon as the film is all like damn what next now what now we missed it the reason the reason I won't be is because I

That film is one part of three. Okay, so you're blessed. So like, y'all ain't gonna see? Yeah. After the first one, it's goal mode. Because the second part and third part is what makes the film. Because it's supposed to be one film, but it's three different parts because it's kind of short films. Okay, okay. Because you know how one whole long film is like, what, an hour or something? So you don't want to make a long film. I'm not making an hour long something short.

film what i'm doing is i'm making that film but cutting it into three and then dropping separate parts okay for you guys to watch because you know what i'm saying like it's better it's easier to watch that way and gets more excited when you guys are waiting for like the next one because the next one's gonna be yeah crazy those are the that's the only problem that's the only like um issue i have with my film right now is like the conclusion isn't a conclusion because you're waiting for part two and three

Oh, that's fine. It's like the biggest that's the jumper that's on theme with jumper jump though. It is you need to wait for parts even three Remember how I said like whatever people meet us they always go either is like you'll give me a theory like the second most requested thing is why do you always cut off your? Like yo, bro, if I ever see you cut off another video They throw the phone Welcome to the YouTube video. No, but there's um, I

There's a guy that talks exactly like that too. I think it's Patrick David. You know Patrick David Bette? No, no, no. He's like an entrepreneur guy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That guy talks exactly like that too. But he talks it in the way where it's like he's not trying to tell a theory or anything. He just wants to sell you on the idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He just like takes you down the depths and then after that you realize and then... You know what I'm saying? He's talking like a certain rhythm. Facts. But it's the rhythm that gets people, fam. Oh, yeah. Just like in that Rick and Morty episode...

When Morty, he gets like accused for some shit and he's on trial. Okay. When he speaks and says his speech, you know how like people have to defend themselves like, okay, I'm innocent, this and that. Yeah. He didn't really have any evidence or ways to prove he's guilty. But what he did, because our brains are wired the way they are, he just made noises that was pleasing to the brain. I might have said this before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what he did was just go, right?

Like it's not even English but because our brains we like certain tones and frequencies and shit It made sense to us and it made him made him appear innocent. Yeah, that's why that's why I always say like um the new rap will just be noises because it's like I feel like that mumble rap generation has set stone like has set a foundation for it to be At this point it's not words. Yeah, it's not words no more. Yeah, that's what I'm saying and like if you go to China and

or a different country and you're from like the US and you speak English, obviously you want to translate those kind of words, but it's like, it's hard through words, but like a Chinese person will understand a sound. So it's like, yeah, you can see a bop, bop, bop, bop, but they'll understand that they'll go crazy for that rather than the spiritual miracle lyrical. You know what I mean?

Yeah, in the same in the same sense is like um how kpop is huge Yeah, exactly pop is fucking huge and a lot of people didn't even can't translate it But it's just because the vibes and the sound and just appeals to us simple It's simple lyrics is like how you like that, but yeah, exactly up up up up and this thing but up up The rest is like Korean. You don't understand it. We don't understand it. Yeah, yo, I

just today did you hear what happened to the the lead actor in parasite oh he died he died yeah did you hear the theory no there's a theory on him literally just like right away first off r.i.p to the actor he's the legend parasite fucking one of the greatest korean films come out won an oscar for all the asians it's crazy but the theory about lee seonkyung okay is

is um he passed away in his car so this is the story he passed away in his car and you know you know when people like kill themselves with the with carbon dioxide in the garage in the car right check this out people are saying that he wasn't he wasn't suicidal

and he didn't kill himself because before his death there was a huge scandal with him being involved with people that deal drugs now check this out so theory goes and there's evidence because a youtuber long ago made a video trying to expose all of the things about him and then that's what led to an investigation because he was under investigation with the police for drugs already because of like rumors and everything

Now, there he goes at, he used to hang out at this club and this is what the YouTubers were talking about. He used to hang out at this club and there's one of these people, I think the owner or one of the affiliates of the club introduced him to all of these different like people in power. Not necessarily in what you think, in the street type of power.

So they're dealing with, you know... Like the mob bosses. Yeah, like human trafficking, drugs, and all of these things, right? But because that's the circle and all of these elites kind of hang out together, the rich crew, the rich clique, he was involved. Now, he... They found his body in a car. And what's interesting is he left like a suicide note and everything, right? But...

the family especially his wife said he wasn't suicidal now when they tried to like investigate him for for the drug the drug use and all of that because what they're trying to say is like he did it because of drug abuse or whatever he's going through it they did three drug tests on him none it was clean holy shit bro there he goes that he didn't try to kill himself what happened was

When the video started going viral of him being exposed with all these drug people, he was the only one that was being like, I guess, I guess exploited. And it was all over Korean news and everywhere on like the front page and shit. So he was getting shitted on. But what he wanted to do was,

Theory that he was gonna expose everybody else that he that was part of like I was gonna say he's gonna rather than all of the information on him He was gonna snitch and say what the truth is. Yeah, this maybe he didn't even deal with all of those stuff but obviously the other people

knowing that it could be that could be a reality the theory is like they decided to kill him yeah before he talked i don't even think that's a theory i feel like because if you do drug tests confirmed no then it's not that yeah i'll check this out in um in his car they also found uh charcoal briquettes you know for the barbecue okay and that's that's something else you can do to like poison poison the air okay so we don't know for sure right because we

It could just be a suicide, but we don't know for sure. But the scandals and all of the things leading up to it makes it very suspicious. Especially because it's part of that kind of like crime. Damn, so he was a bad guy then. The theory is he's not a...

We don't know. Maybe he's just associated with it. Maybe he didn't do it. That's what I'm trying to get at. Maybe he was just associated with that crowd. And the theory is they had other dirt on him. There's rumors that he was cheating on his wife or whatever. This and that. So we don't know for sure if he was really depressed and suicidal. But from what some claims, I think the wife was saying he wasn't.

And he has a kid too. He has a kid and a wife. He has a family. And he's rich because of the movie probably. So why would he take his life? Nah, I don't think that's a theory, bro. So those people that, you know, that were gonna get like latched because if he spoke out, because he's under investigation. The moment he gets arrested and then the police are interrogating him about, okay, who's this, this, this, this. Yeah.

Yo. Really? The moment that happens, don't you think he's gonna... Obviously. What the hell? Because he's just an actor. Yeah. Here he's affiliated with all these people, but he's just an actor at the end of the day. Fuck, man. That's why you can't... You gotta be really careful who you associate yourself with. Crazy. Because it's like... Yeah, he's probably part of the... He got himself into a bar one day and he just obviously got affiliated with them. And then like... Fuck, man. Because it sucks when...

You don't know the people you're just chillin with and all of a sudden like oh you didn't know I'm a driving girl like shit like that like oh fuck and and if you're you're that big of a guy like you have that big of a news buzz on you You're gonna be targeted the most and obviously you don't want to risk your life for someone else. Yeah, exactly Exactly, this 6ix9ine type of thing. Yeah, cuz he's not really bout it. He has a life to live. Yes He's already thing. But yeah, yeah, I would do the same shit. Exactly. Yeah, yeah

That happened all... Is it Korea or Japan? It's Korea, fam. It's Korea. There's a lot of shit happening in Asia right now too because there's this brand new haunted game that started trending just because a guy did it. What happened? The game name is Tsuji Ora. Right? And...

It's causing so many deaths in Japan. Like people are saying not to do it, but obviously when you see a disclaimer not to do it, everyone's gonna try it, right? But how do they die? So listen, listen. It's super dark. So the only thing you need to play this game is a comb, right? Yeah. And you grab your comb and you go into a two-way street and you stand right in the middle of the intersection, right? Right.

So when you're standing in the intersection, this should be like a square, right? And all you do is you run your fingers through the comb. And you make the... Yeah, right? And while you're doing that, you just say, Suji Ora three times, please grant me a true response, right? So as soon as you say that,

A stranger will walk by. Yeah, yeah. And you're supposed to, you're not supposed to look at the stranger. You're supposed to do like this. And you say, stranger, tell me my future without looking at it or whatever hurt her. Yeah, yeah. And so many people have died because they get a detailed look

into their future by the stranger and they decide to just kill themselves because how bad it is so they're gonna be like oh yeah you're gonna die this way you might die this way you might have no money so many people have killed themselves just because fuck I'm living such a bad future might as well do myself okay is there someone that survived like that didn't kill himself and just decided to live with what they think I don't think so not a lot of people have

I haven't heard a story of someone surviving. If you can interview somebody that has this story. And see like, oh, this is my future. I already know what it is. That's fucked. Yeah, but this is where it gets super dark, right? Yeah. The main story was a 20-year-old guy who did this, right? He goes out into the street. He does the comb thing, says it. And then he sees that person walking. He closes his eyes and says, yo, can you grant me my future? And the guy, he said...

I'm not even gonna tell you I'm gonna show you and stabs the guy. No, right and you know why he got away with so much of these because he knew people were playing the game So it wouldn't even be the right guy playing it. He would just go up to people and stab him He's just a murderer And you know why he got away with it because in the game you're supposed to go like this You're not even supposed to see the guy

So nobody could report him because nobody knows what he fucking looks like. Yo, that's fucked. And he goes on a spree, fam. He's still out there. So he's waiting for people to try that shit. Yeah, to go in that game. That's fucked. So fucked.

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That's so fucked. Imagine the timing, bro. Yeah, imagine bro's just waiting at the bus stop waiting for someone with a comb and here's a... No, here's a...

We're like scurries? That's absolutely insane. He spawned camping. He was like...

Bro, scurries away, fam. Holy shit. Yo, dog. That game is so fucked. No, please don't play that, bro. Nah. Yo, there's a video I just saw. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dog, this is the first time I will say, like, I really believe the footage. Okay, okay. Let me see. This shit is too real. Fuck. Like, they can't CGI it, fam. Okay. And the reason I say they can't CGI it, just look. Let me see. So, there's footage of a cat turning into a human on camera. What the fuck is that?

On camera. That might be the greatest shit you've ever told. Yo, it's fucked. Let me see, bro. This is crazy. No, that's probably like the best line that you could have pulled out your ass. Look, look, look. Let me see this bullshit, man. It's real, fam. Nah. Look, look, look, look. A cat morphing. So it's like Pokemon. It's real. It's fucked. So we talk about skinwalkers all the time. Okay. If this isn't a skinwalker, I don't know what to tell you. Just look. Okay, let me see. Let me see.

No way. You see the cat? And it jumped in the air! So I'm trying the first part. Cat jumped in the air, right? What the fuck? How the fuck? Right? Okay. Then watch the second part of the video. Yeah, I barely got to see that. Jumped in the air. Oh, fuck. What the fuck is that? No, that's weird. Wait, play it again. Look, look, look. No! No! No! Because you see how like the arm first and then one leg? Like it grew. Yeah!

It was mid-run and it grew another one and it was like that. Yo, that's crazy, fam. Where'd you find that from? This is going viral right now. Is it TikTok? Look, look, look. No! Oh, that fam. He turned into Slender Man. No, bro. Oh, that's gross. The fact that the movement is so unhuman like that. Yeah. And it literally...

That's skinwalking. It has to be. Oh, you know what's crazy? Yeah. So my friend, he lives in this like duplex or like this complex where there's like random cats going around, right? But one of the cats, he said, whenever I drop him off,

There's always one that finds him. And it's always the one going to his house and he'll stop as soon as the door shuts. But every time I drop him off, maybe 7pm, 8pm, 9pm, I always see the cat there following him. I don't know why, but it always appears as soon as he steps out my car. You know the comb thing with cats? How they go...

to the cat. Oh, I didn't. Oh, no. It like throws up. Really? Yeah. If you take a comb... Yeah. Like all cat owners try this shit. Like if you take a comb and go...

Yeah. You'll see cats, immediately they want to... Really? Yeah, they want to throw up. They get nauseous because of it. Damn. And there's certain frequencies. There's a sound. I think it's an ancient Egyptian sound. They play for cats as well. The moment you play it for the cat, these cats start standing on their hind legs. Okay. It says...

What happens is the cats are reminded because of the sound that they were praised in Egyptian times. Oh, yeah, yeah. It was like a troll. I remember you told me that. But who knows? Because if you think about it, like, there's a lot of spiritual things with cats already. And you know that theory how, like, if cats like you, that means, like... You're actually blessed. Yeah. It means they take away your negative energy. That's what they're trying to do. And that's why witches always have cats with them. So cats already have some, like...

spiritual significance. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And that's why it's interesting that ancient Egyptians, the most almost spiritually based civilization that we study is kind of based around... They have a fucking giant cat in the desert. Right? Did you know...

Did you know the CIA, they patent an idea from ancient Egypt with mind control and with dreams? What do you mean patent it? The CIA literally patent the concept of astral projection. What the fuck? And they used and studied ancient documents of ancient Egypt because it's said, it's literally said in scripture, in their text that...

They used to use dreams to make decisions and military strategy by traveling in the dream realm. Now, they actually believe, this is what's fucking crazy. They actually believe that us being awake now is actually us sleeping. And us being in the astral projection is us awake.

So us in our dreams is us awake. But us in this consciousness is asleep. Is we're sleeping? No. What? It's a crazy theory. So as soon as we dream, that's we're actually living. Yeah, that's their theory though. No, I don't know. I don't think so. Obviously, we can't say that. But you can imagine like they... Because it's a practice, right? It's like a training thing. And...

You know how I say the toothpaste has fluoride? Yeah. What if, because there's no negative chemicals affecting them, and who knows if there's

Who knows if humans can actually do a lot more than we think and we've been suppressed by something, whether it be in the air, the water, the food, whatever it may be. Now, this is fucked, but you know what? You ever hear the toothpaste theory? Toothpaste? Yeah. So you know how the toothpaste at the bottom of that shit, there's always like a block of color. Oh yeah, it's white. So it's white. Yeah, white, but on the thing, there's like a black little square. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What is that? What is that? It's either... Fam, you either get a black square, a red square, a blue square. What the f*ck? Yo! You know what I'm talking about though, right? Yeah, yeah. I know exactly what you're talking about. I'm gonna show you a picture. We can go get tooth... I can go get my toothpaste right now. Should I go get it? No, no. It's light. It's light. Look. So you see the toothpaste, right? Yeah.

So you either get black, green, red, or blue. You know what those mean? No, isn't it just like anti-cavity? No, they're all the same toothpaste brand. They're all the same type of toothpaste. Oh, shit. But theory goes that the elites or the people that know the code stay away from certain colors of the toothpaste. So it's like, if you know, you know. The code is, if you have...

If you have the green on your toothpaste, it means it's all natural. If you have the blue, it says it has natural plus medicine. If it has red, it's natural with chemical. And if it has black, it's...

it's all chemical that's a theory no because you think about why the fuck does all the toothpaste have that shit and it's all the same toothpaste now if you were part of some like secret organization yeah yeah across the world when you're going to buy products how are you supposed to know which one's safe for you fuck so you gotta look at that shit like oh fuck no usually they're all black

I don't think I've ever brushed a thing without the black. You never seen a red one? I don't think so. I don't think I've seen a red one. You know what's interesting? I've only ever seen... I never really ever paid attention to them. Yeah. Like recently. But my toothpaste right now, it's not a fluoride version. Okay. And it doesn't have any. Okay. Okay.

So what does that mean? I don't know. It doesn't have any. Okay, yeah, yeah. It doesn't have anything. It's just like completely white. But mine is like a special one that I think it's made like in-house type of thing. Okay, I thought it was like a defect. Like, oh, you probably just got a random one. No, no, no. Because I don't buy Crest and all that. Colgate, whatever. Okay, okay. Yeah, I buy like a natural toothpaste. No, it's so crazy because like you notice these things in life, but you never ask it. You never bag it. Yeah, because I remember I was like, yo, why is there always something there? You never bag it, fam. Now it's a guy like...

Crazy. That's a theory. Obviously not confirmed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a theory. Okay. Okay, there's another video I want to show you before we get off the topic of like the Skinwalker shit. I want to show you something after too. Bro, there's another video. Okay. So there's this girl on TikTok, right? And she was waiting for...

It was similar to your story how her pet was acting weird. Okay. And... Oh, like the dog one. Yeah. Okay. The dog was acting funny. Yeah. Walked into the room, right? Uh-huh. And she was like... She was like really curious and she started recording like, why the fuck is the dog acting weird like this? I think I've seen this one. You seen it? I think I've seen this one. Bro, the dog...

becomes human, opens the door. - No, I think... - Yo! - Look at this. - That one might be fake. I don't know. - Look at this though. - 'Cause you could've easily just made someone open the door though. Look at this shit though. - Yeah. - The dog? - Yeah.

It's standing on his high legs and peeks out, bro. I believe the first one before because there's actually camera footage But it's like you could have a really well trained dog or cat to do that open the doors Yeah, you know I mean but I think there's a continuation of that video where the dog just starts walking to her like this You haven't seen the continuation video?

Like it opens it and then he starts going like this. That's kind of sus. That's sus. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But this video I'm about to show you is another one of those like weird, like spiritual ones. So there's this guy who works at a school as a janitor, right? Yeah. And then he's, I think he's cleaning up after, uh, one of his students cause he had a big party in the classroom. Right. And there's a bunch of balloons, uh,

just scattered, right? And then he goes on live and he's like, yo, I usually don't record at work because I'm not allowed, but something is freaking me out. No one's at the school right now. Firstly, he shows that this school was built on a cemetery. So you already know some shit's going down. So he goes into the room, already looks like one of those...

What do you call those? The back room type of things? Yeah. Because there's just balloons spread out, right? He goes around the class, green balloons, blue balloons, right? And there's only one balloon in the corner, right? And he shows it. I'll show you the video. Look what happens, fam. See, look. So he's just the janitor showing shit. And then he goes in the classroom. Already looks like a back room, right? Boom. He shows the cemetery.

Dude they have a picture of the cemetery. That's some shining shit bro. There's some shit out of the shining. What the fuck? Why? No. Look. You can hear his voice shaking.

Yo he sounds- No! Look look he said I got you on camera now. Just keep watching keep watching. He leaves the room. Yo it's moving. Femma fast forward a bit look look. Boom he leaves the classroom look what happens. All the rest of the balloons stay there. Look at this red one. No! Look at that red one. No that's crazy. Femma it goes out look he leaves even farther.

Look at it pop out, fam. Look at it pop out. And look, before I show you this last part, I want everyone to look at the very back. Because this is where it gets fucked. Ready, one. Okay, look. Look at the back there. Oh, shit.

Yeah, he said, now I'm getting out of here. So you saw that black shadow right away. That's fucked up. I don't know how that shit is staged. You can stab yourself, but how do you explain the thing in the back? Nah, that's crazy. That's actually kind of crazy. I got goosebumps from that one. Yeah, I know. I got goosebumps from that one. That's why I wanted to show you that shit still. Holy shit. Happy New Year's, everyone. I hope you're having a great New Year.

Nah. Okay. If I was ever a fucking janitor at a school like that... Fuck. No, I'm not saying that late. It's not... Yo, because I had to... I remember I used to have to wait when I used to teach swimming. Yeah, yeah. I was just going to say... Whenever you go somewhere where there's a lot of people and then it's empty, there's an eerie feeling because it almost feels like...

You're not alone. Yeah. It's like it fills up somehow. I mean and I think it's an energy thing because if there's so much energy of like let's say there's so much energy in right here. Yeah, and You decide to take it away boom an absence of it Because there was so much in that place of it. Don't you think it's attracted more to fill in that space? You know, yeah like I don't know if people would get what I'm saying but

But you know how like... Let's say you have a paper towel. The purpose of a paper towel is to get what? Wet. You know what I'm saying? Now, if you put a paper towel on the table, even though it's dry, somehow, somehow, with your food, with your water, whatever, a little drop will get on that paper towel. Because I think there's an energy for it to be attracted to. Because of its purpose, because of its like intention. And I don't know why, but it's like...

You know when you're, you are left alone in like a basement or something and then you finally get goosebumps like, oh shit, like something's happening. I just learned that, yeah, that's when a presence is near you. That's why you get goosebumps because it's like, oh, you feel. And then once you start psyching yourself out, then you start manifesting it more and more and that's why it becomes... Oh,

an object or identity. - Yeah, so the more you believe into it, that's like Chainsaw Man. - Yeah. - Rich, tell you about Chainsaw Man? - No, no, no. - So in Chainsaw Man, they hunt these things called devils and they're like demons, right? - Yeah, yeah. - And they take on the personas of different objects. So there could be a car demon or there could be like shit, anything, like a cup demon. But depending on what object that they decided to take form of, the more powerful it is. Why?

of the fear within that object. So you can imagine a car, a lot of people could be afraid of cars. So the more people that are afraid of it, the more powerful it becomes. So a cup demon wouldn't be scary, it would probably be really weak. But a

a gun demon would probably be the most powerful thing ever because everybody's afraid of guns. Word. And then what's the most, what's another object that's fucking terrifying? Yeah, chainsaw. A little chainsaw. Yeah, yeah. No. I don't know why, but it's like the summoning and shit, but one of my friends that I know that does like, that's heavily into stones and crystals and the witchcraft. Mm-hmm.

He was like, he was telling me that he wanted to summon like the bath. Why the fuck is he trying to summon shit? No, because he's into that. You know what I mean? So it's like he wanted to summon the bath mat. This is not no Yu-Gi-Oh, bro. This is real games, man. That's why I'm saying. And he told me that one night he actually saw it and he came to him with like

blue eyes. That's fucked. I think so. But he, since he manifested it so much, like he was able to bring that entity to life, whatever it was, you know what I mean? But for the people just don't, you know what I mean? Summon God if you're going to summon anything, bro. The thing is, bro, when, when people, they, we, I said this before, but like, if you don't, if you don't worship the divine, you, you worship the other things that, you know, would lead you into,

terrible acts. You know what I mean? Like, if you just leave yourself to the world and you don't have no direction, you might find yourself in some intrigue and in some temptation that it dragged you there because they're about to use you for something. What's interesting, I had a theory, right? I had a really interesting theory. So, you know how...

You know how there's the concepts of like there's many gods. Yeah. But there's one true God, you know, that's above all. But the concept of how there's like many gods, right? Yeah. I have this theory and it makes me wonder all of these like celebrities that decide to like sell their soul. Okay. What if they're selling their soul to become one of those like demon gods? One of the many. Yeah.

And then, but because of those things becoming and those things manifesting, it's a constant cycle of they have to tempt other people or they have to cause more destruction, hate, whatever it may be to keep the power, to keep that kind of cycle of going. It's that feeling, right? Because in a sense, the feeling of like lost, the feeling of loss or the feeling of jealousy or the feeling of envy

envy the feeling of freaking hatred all these things those are the demons those are the demons and those are the ones that that affect us those are the ones that tempt us to do things because of those those emotions now if you were to take that exact feeling and almost manifest it into a person with their career or with even their existence there you could literally name a

those type of people within celebrities, which is fucked. Yeah, because one of the main character traits of a god is you have power over people. Like, people will listen to what you do. Fam, all these celebrities. Yeah, you're praising a celebrity the way you would praise a god. Exactly. That's why it's bad. Yeah. That's why it's, like, terrible. Because, and then what are they even promoting? Yeah. You know? Yeah.

You know, someone said that God was working overtime in 2023, like the last quarter. Yeah. Because J.J. Onn is now on TikTok Live doing Bible studies and shit like that. He converted all his content and just devoted his life to God. Yeah, yeah. That was just great. And then you see other celebrities that you really wouldn't

think of, like, preach the Bible and stuff. And, like, they would, like, you know what I mean? Like, he's working, fam. Yeah, bro. I read the last entity, I mean, like, the last page of the Bible and stuff. The Revelation? Yeah, and the way he ended it off at a blah, blah, blah, amen. Like, the way we say in the name of Father, Son, amen. And he ended the Bible off as amen. Oh, that's so tough. Yeah, so in the beginning of the Bible, it says, in the beginning, and ends with amen.

I was in church like, oh shit, that's hard. Yeah, bro. Yeah, that was like the biggest mic drop, fam. It's like... Honestly, nothing's by accident. Nothing's by accident. I remember there's this one scripture. It's almost like a theory too. But there's a lot of scholars that were studying like

When Jesus was in the tomb, and you know how he left the tomb because he came back to life? Yeah. There was a cloth that was folded and left on where he was resting. Like, his body was resting. Yeah, yeah. And scholars are wondering, why did the scripture specifically have to point out, and he left the cloth folded on a place of where he was sleeping? Check this out. So...

In Hebrew tradition, right? There's the servant and there's like, obviously like the master. And usually what happens is the servant, when the master is eating, there would be a cloth. Now, if the master would fold the cloth and leave it on the table, the servant would clean up the whole table, but you would leave like what's being used by the master. Why? Because the folded cloth means...

He's coming back. Oh, okay. He's going to return to the table. Yeah. So Jesus leaving the cloth means he's coming back. Yeah. That's fucked.

He's always leaving those hints though. It's all these like theories and almost mysteries, but it's on purpose. Yeah. Like the last, I think the reading I read was like, he's like, oh yeah, don't let any of these people who slander the name of mine, like get into your head. Like I will come back and stuff like that. But like that was in the last page. It's like soon I will come back, blah, blah, blah. Don't let them slander. It was crazy. It was like reading him, like it was like talking to me. You know what I mean? Yeah. He's like, don't worry, bro. You're like, I'm coming back for you to talk.

I don't think it's by accident that all of you... Oh, my uncle, we had like a great debate. It was actually my cousin, my bad, my cousin. We had a great debate. And you were saying like, oh, how come you believe like in Catholicism, Christianity, but all of these priests and everything, they're what? They're like pedophiles doing bad things. Yeah.

And I gave him the best answer. And this literally came from like, this literally just came out. I told him straight up. I told him, it's because the closer you get to God, the higher the temptations are and it's never over. And it's at a greater cost. Because you're at that close. You know what I mean? Because for the enemy, they would want you to,

to fall at a higher spot than at a lower spot. So the closer you get, it will be much more of a disappointment when you fail than rather like you're already not caring. No, I'm telling you though, if you can allow like yourself to open up to God, he will actually change your life. You just have to open it. You know what I mean? Because my...

My almost reasoning for it, and I told him straight up, it's like, look, let's say you have a homie. And he's your best friend. But he done you wrong. And you had another homie, but you're not that close. You're just an acquaintance. He done you wrong as well. Which one hurts more? The one that's close. Why? Because he's close to you. He has a relationship with you. And you wouldn't see him as doing these type of things. So if I were an enemy of you, and I wanted you to...

to cry and I want you to like feel terrible about shit. Who would I target? Yeah. The one close to you, not the one that's, that's just an acquaintance. Yeah, bro. That's facts, man. I also noticed something during Christmas is like, uh, the little things, like the little things you notice is like, you know how you said, Oh, everything happens for a reason. Cause like when, during Christmas, as soon as I became an adult, I usually didn't get no more Christmas gifts. Cause I'm like, I don't need that. I'm very simple. Like just get me socks or something. Right. But my mom always gets me this one, uh,

big lump of Toblerone, like the Toblerone, right? And every Christmas, that's always been like a tradition now. It's maybe like five plus or 10 plus years that I've been getting this Toblerone, right? But like, I noticed that's like, oh yeah, every time I get it, I'm super happy and I'll raise it up. I'll make sure like my mom feels that gratitude, right? But it's like, if I didn't have that and I kept getting presents,

I feel like I would be more of a spoiled person. You know what I mean? Because now I get, I know what's coming, but I'm still acting, you know, or like not acting, but I still feel gratitude to that. So it's like, I'm glad that I always do that because yeah, since now I'm getting, you know what I mean? Like the stuff that I want. Yeah. I don't, I don't need all this stuff. Like I have to remind myself that, yo, all I need is a little Toblerone to be happy in life. You know what I mean? I think,

If you don't humble yourself enough, you'll be humbled some else. Exactly, yeah. Some other way. Did you see that video of the girl who got a Tesla? So it's been trending on Twitter. This little girl, I think it was... She just turned 16. So her parents are not in the richest state. But they gave her a Tesla. She walked out. She was like, oh...

I don't really like electric cars. Wow. What the fuck? She's like, I kind of want a Mercedes Benz. And then her parents are like, what? But this is a Tesla. We got you this Tesla. And then she's like, that's crazy. I don't like it. And then she's like, oh, the parents like, okay, go in the front seat. Look what we got you too. She opened it. It was $1,600 because it's her 16th birthday. Right. And she's like, that's it. That's all you could get on my golden birthday. Wow.

and so it blew up so much people were so invested they told the parents to return the tesla yeah right so she uh they returned the tesla started filming her again oh come outside come outside he's like oh you we got you your mercedes she comes out bam it's like some washed out toyota corolla she's like she's like oh like i want it where's my mercedes she's like yeah it's in the corner no that's

Not as yours. And you're going to drive that until you feel gratitude. Wow. That's fucked. It was a crazy bar. Yeah. You have to be grateful, fam. You have to like, even if it's just a little bit, you don't understand like the suffering somebody else had to do for you to get that. Yeah. Some kids on Christmas don't even get presents. You know what I mean? You're lucky to get one thing. Yeah. Like as a kid, I would honestly be spoiled with toys for a while. And then like, damn. And then sometimes I wouldn't get what I really wanted.

But that's just us being so consumed. We're so consumed because we look at everybody else, what they're getting and see the happiness out of what they're feeling because of, oh, this is what you're supposed to feel. This is what you're supposed to have fun with. Honestly, you could have just as much fun and even just as much of a dopamine rush with a basketball game.

than like a PS5. But we don't understand that, you know? Like, we don't understand that because we're so consumed. I'm not saying I don't understand. I mean, like us as a general. And I don't blame it because social media is a thing. So it's like, you saw as soon as Christmas time hit, everyone's posting them hanging out with their families. But yo, imagine you're a guy that...

only has like a mom or one dad. You know what I mean? And you're watching all these people. Like I'm all for posting, but it's like, fuck man. Like I feel bad for those people who have to watch it. Cause now it's like before you didn't have to know that stuff. You didn't know people were having fun with their families, but now it's all in your face. Like you feel like Christmas, you have to be having fun with your family. Nah, Christmas. That's not what it's about. Honestly, it's literally just a time to reflect.

Exactly. Look around and feel that and know that you're loved even with who you have around you, what you have around you. Even if it feels like there's nobody there, somebody's there. God's there. And that's why we're celebrating. That's why it's Christmas.

It's not because of presents. It's not because of Rudolph and shit. That's not even part of it. It's just been changed. The concept of Christmas is this commercialized thing. It's not supposed to be. It's really not. You know what I did for Christmas though? This is kind of contradicting it. What is it that I did? You had fun with your friends? No, like my cousins. All my little cousins. I guess it's not bad because I want to give to my cousins. But I said...

all right, we're doing jumpers jump trivia. And I had like, like cash. I have a stack of cash in my pocket. Yeah. Jumpers jump trivia and I have bear cousins, right? Okay. All right, everybody line up, line up, line up. And I go around. Okay, in episode five. You see how much of your cousins are just fake fans? No, I went easy on them. I was like, all right. What's the name of the other guy? Yeah.

The guy's like, oh, fuck. No, shit like that. I was usually... No, with jokes is... I let some of my cousins know ahead of time. But I didn't tell the others. It was funny because I just said it by accident. Oh, you know, I'm going to do jump-to-jump trivia later. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah? Because I don't know. They already knew I was going to give something crazy. Yeah, yeah. But anyways...

When I asked the question, this is when I realized, oh, fuck, I shouldn't have told them. Because the question was, when did I or when was Jumper Jump created? And then someone said the exact date and month. They're like, November something, 2020. I'm like, wait, what? I didn't even know that shit. I didn't even know that shit.

Wait so you didn't pre-tell him? No, I told him like, "Oh yo, I'm gonna do a jump and jump trivia." It was my little cousin. No, she asked. She got it. And then it was open to everyone, right? I wasn't just necessarily giving to singles. I was giving to like, "Everybody can try and win this shit." But she got it so quick. I'm like, "Oh fuck, I forgot I let you know I'm doing this."

Like she made sure to write down some things you might have. She had it on hand bro. She had it on hand. That's fucked. No my cousins are just, they just, yo one of them came up to me and was like, "Yo all my friends are calling Cap that you're my cousin." So we're taking pictures right? And he's like, "Yo I need a picture of me pinching your cheek." I'm like what? So he pinches my cheek and I'm like what the fuck is going on? I'm like bro I can just send you a video saying you're my cousin.

Because he's like yo, they might think it's photoshopped but yo the the amounts that they go through my little cousins too like they say, you know, they don't believe me. Yeah, they don't. Yeah, like all my cousins. Yeah, but sometimes sometimes there's some cousins that I think that never watched an episode but they just know that I'm famous and they just think they're like yo, oh I watch it all the time, but I don't want to trivia them. You know what I mean? Like because I 100% I know deep down in my heart that it's gonna they're gonna let me down.

Like I'm gonna be disappointed. Nah, I trivia though bro. No, no, no. I trivia though. I keep it real. I keep it 100. Like if you guys don't know, you guys don't get the prize. That's what it is. Merry Christmas. One of my cousins, I asked her, because it started like leaning off of jumper jump because it got too hard. So I was like, all right, who's the greatest basketball player of all time? What?

What'd he say? My little cousin, she's a basketball player. Shout out Gemma. And then she goes, Kobe Bryant. I'm like, ah, you don't win. Wow. That's so subjective. Unless you know it, there's no right answer. I know. No, but I kept it. I kept it straight. But my cousin Josh, because he's like, he thinks Kobe's the best. He's like, Gemma, take mine. Take mine. Take mine.

You're right. You're right. No, that shit is very subjective, bro. But yeah. It's fun to do those type of things with family when you can. And even in little ways. What I noticed, it doesn't matter if it's like a monetary thing or if it's even such an insane amount of like...

raw to it. That's the best way I can describe it. Like, raw, raw type of shit. I mean, noise. As long as there's a lot of thought behind it. As long as there's a lot of love and care from it. That means a lot in a present or even in like a celebration or even in just a gathering in a game like that. Where it's rather than we're just sitting around on our phones. It's something like we can be excited about because we're here together. Rather than like

oh, this is exciting because we're watching something on the Olympics. You know what I mean? It's shit together. I feel like the most... I'd rather have a troll gift than an actual gift because I feel like if you give me a troll gift that relates to something that I do or something, it hits more. So one of my friends stutters a lot, right? So one of my dogs gave him... You know those microphones? When you talk out of it and you put the headphones on, it delays. So like you could...

No, the thing like this? So he opened it and he was like, what is this? He's like, yo, we're about to play a game. Put it on. So he talks in the microphone. Can't even understand a word he's saying. So he's coming out. He's like, fam, does that remind you of anything? Fam, you're studying right now. He got so hurt. But at the end of the day, it's love. Like he was dying. That's kind of fucked up. Like he was dying. That's kind of fucked up. I'm not going to lie. No, it's not. That's kind of crazy. No, it was funny, bro. Because I know y'all made it like...

No, we were dying still.

I know you guys are humiliating him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He turned tomato, fam. Like, at the end of the day, but it's love. It is, but still, oh my God. I know those tube things, though. I remember, like, at SK and JK, they used to hand this shit out. It was, like, a plastic tube, and you would put it to your ear. This is really smart, though. So the reason they gave those out was for the reading time. So when it was reading time, you could actually read it to yourself, and you don't have to be so loud. Oh, really? Yeah.

It's pretty smart. You can kind of whisper it and you can hear it in your own ear. So it's almost like podcasting. You hear yourself backtracking. Did you have those? I did it one time, like back in the day when reading time came. Okay. Yeah, but it's pretty smart. It's pretty smart. What's jokes, fam? Like how come we don't see any, we don't see any like practical inventions anymore? What do you mean? Like everything's so complicated, you know?

Like rather than... Okay, you know how back in the day there would be a practical convention. Let's say like the slap chop. Slapping the food and it would be done straight, right? Nowadays, it has to be like so advanced and it's...

I guess we're just getting in that future era, right? A blender that blends anything you want, like phones. It's such a great blender that it blends whatever you want. It's getting too complicated. Do we really need all of this shit? No, fam. We need that guy who did the... Who's the guy? The...

It's the most iconic. Oh, ShamWow. ShamWow. ShamWow. That's all he did. It's literally just a cloth, bro. I think the closest we got to that was the one we have that washes our dishes. The happy. Scrub Daddy. Scrub Daddy. Not a commercial. Yeah.

Super, super easy though. That's all he did. It's a face with a, it's a scrub with a face on it. That's it. Simple. And it sold. There was one woman though I saw and she came up with an invention that was really interesting. What was it? She decided to, I don't know why this wasn't a thing yet. Yeah.

But she decided to make a coat hanger that was half the size. Oh, yeah. The foldable. Yeah. The foldable ones. Yeah. Man, that makes so much fucking sense. And I don't know how come we've never done that before. Yeah. But it's shit like that. It's almost that thing of, you know, when you play a game and you realize there's a mechanic in a game that you never realized. Like in Minecraft, like, oh, you can make, you can burn chests and then it powers the oven. Like shit like that. You know what I mean? But it's one of those groundbreaking things that could change the world if

if we wanted to but are we gonna decide to yeah that was on dragons then i think right was it yeah i think it was because she pitched it on there oh and then there was another there was another very entitled guy so he was pitching his own thing i don't know what it was but it was something tech right and then like all the dragons are like oh no we're not gonna go out with it we're not gonna send you any money this is a whack idea right yeah so he leaves the room and then before a commercial all you see bust through the door he's like no for

Fuck that. You know what? Actually, no, I work so hard. Yeah. He's like, I work. I am a D1 athlete. I have a perfect grades in school. So I'm on the bus doing code for this product. I'm not giving up. Yeah. Like, bro, like, what can we do? Like, just because you feel entitled. A lot of people have worked way harder than you. That doesn't mean your product is good. You know what I mean? So just go back to the drawing board. But then he just stands there for like five minutes and just like they zoom in on his face and he's just

He's just tearing up. I felt so bad. Poor guy, fam. Poor guy. See, like, it's a lot of timing, too. Like, it's a lot of hard work. Yeah.

But it's also like phase two. It's phase hard work and time and like it has to come together And then you see this guy who what do you call this who made the Amazon top seller just by collecting urine bottles? What the fuck? So he packaged he repackaged Amazon truck drivers pee bottles, right? And it became the number one seller in

So it was originally a prank, like the last steakhouse thing I was telling you. So I think his name was Uba, Uba Butler, I think. And he was a prankster on YouTube. But he was like, okay, I'm going to do a documentary on how Amazon's working conditions is so trash, right? So he wanted to find a way to say like, oh, to all these people, to the truck drivers specifically, look how poorly you guys are working, right? So Amazon is so strict on like delivery times that

They don't allow, I mean, I think they allow workers to take breaks, but they don't take the breaks because if they're late, they get punished, right? So they would take a bottle and they would pee in it and they would leave it in the truck, like in the driver's seat, right? So at the end of the day, you would see a bunch of pee bottles surrounded by the Amazon facility because it's the truck drivers throwing them out, right? So the guy, he was like, okay, let me do this.

He took all the pee bottles, repackaged them as release energy. The drink was called release energy and it had a hint of lime. So he would take all his friends, pretend to try it and do reviews. - No, that's f*ck. - And it would be on the main page, the number one seller on Amazon, on the cover, fam. - That's f*ck. - And like people were actually- - So people were drinking his pee? - No, no, like his friends were, as a joke.

like he would tell him oh this is your piss so when they bought it what did they get? like the piss bottle fam well they got the bottle yeah but he told them his friends not to not to drink it because it was piss they would just leave fake reviews but it would the fake reviews would leave it on the top of the amazon page and people would buy this but then i think he got sued yeah yeah you have to that's like a health that's a health freaking hazard ew

Ew, if you have like some next disease or something, cook. But fam, W Marketing, that guy got onto the homepage of Amazon. Yeah, W Marketing. Yeah, W Marketing. That's all you needed. Honestly, we're going to see more and more of the crazy shit like that. Yeah. Because... Mans are bored. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's 100% bro. Mans are just bored bro. Yeah. Oh, especially the ones with the BBL. The mans, if girls want BBLs,

like they have to search up how many deaths the doctor they're going to have yeah yeah because that's such a key implement of like how credited that doctor is yeah you know what i mean

Be happy with your own skin. I don't know if you heard of the... This girl started doing her own fake BBL treatment thing. I think she was called the Tushy Doctor or something like that. Such a whack name for a doctor. She got more than 30 clients. And guess what she was injecting in their bodies? She wasn't a doctor at all. She put tire sealant in their butts.

super glue? No. Cotton balls? Wait, did he kill them? Yes, fam. She injured and like almost killed a bunch of her patients. No, that's fucked.

Imagine superglue in your butt, fam. That's fucked up. Cotton balls, fam. That's crazy. Don't piss me off, bro. They made her a squishmallow. Yeah. No, legit, fam. That's fucked up. They were stuffing whatever she had, fam. Like, this would go in a person's butt if it was around. You know what I mean? Nah, that's messed up. So, yeah, just be very careful. But at the end of the day, just love your body, dog. Yeah.

Yeah, at the end of the day, I think what I was saying before is always trying to keep up with something. But we're only trying to keep up because we see everybody else doing shit. If you're just focused on your own, looking at what you have right here, fam, and just focus on what you can do better rather than what you can do better for someone else, you'll find a way at your own pace type shit. Nobody's really...

on your head on whether you're gonna be successful whether you're gonna be happy whether you're gonna be whatever it's you yeah you know like at the end of the day it's you who has to do the work you yeah no who's gonna who's gonna like put you to to sleep you yeah i mean who's gonna go through the stress you like nobody else is gonna pay your bills nobody else is gonna do your shit for you fam you don't have to worry about whatever bullshit you hear from even

the people that are kind of like in a power position. Because at the end, you're going to have to suffer your suffering.

but you want to just choose like how you do it but at the end of the day is like i've seen some videos where it's like um like the the filipino immigrant parent when uh their kid is just having fun like they'll always be like stop that stop that don't do that and they're like when they get sick oh i told you and stuff like that like that's created like uh that's like built up trauma from before that they pass on yeah exactly and i've seen it i was like it kind of makes sense because it's like

when when you grow up now you feel like you have to be this perfect child you can and like you don't want to since they didn't let us be kids we're gonna pass it down you know i mean that's why i know so much like filipino people that are in like therapy because they have to get through that because they weren't allowed to be kids you know i mean i've seen someone's like oh when uh filipino parents have a kid but don't let them be a kid you know i mean yeah it's like they're all like hey don't do that

Don't do that. Or something like, you know, you've heard that phrase before. Yeah. Maybe not just Filipinos, but like, yeah, it might apply to, you know, every race. Yeah. Immigrant families. Bro, you know what it is though? It's because it comes out of like a scarcity mindset and a mindset of,

That's all they know. But every single day, the world changes so much. Like your kids, our kids are going to have a way different future than us. So we can't really judge the world on our experiences anymore. We have to judge it by how it's going type of thing, which is scary. And that's why a lot of people are, that's what people are afraid of is the future. People are afraid of the unknown. But all you can do is your best. Yeah.

Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's facts. And universities are so smart for this because they're starting to implement...

Influencer degrees. What the fuck? Have you heard of this? That's some bullshit. Yeah, so now look. That's some bullshit. So they know now that everyone wants to get into that career path, right? So they're offering a four-year degree course where you can, they teach you like marketing or like PR training or like all that stuff that you don't really need to be an influencer. All the bullshit just to sell you on it. But you know how many kids are enrolling in this shit?

because it's super easy and like you can now i promise you uh there's gonna be a million more in 2024 that's for the kids that don't want to go to school but your parents are forcing them exactly exactly which is a dub low-key because you could tell your parents that yeah you are getting your degree now but it's like it's like a loophole thing it's like like the jesus tattoo yeah i got a tattoo but it's jesus you know i mean that's like yeah i got a degree but it's an influence degree

Yo, please go to church and do this. I still want to see that. Yo, I think at this point, you know why though? It's almost a thing of like, they want to be able to say their kids went to school. That's all it is. That's all it is. It's not that they necessarily want to see the degree and you using that shit. It's more for the conversation when it comes to like, oh, so what's your kid doing? Yeah.

They want to brag about you. It's exactly for those. What's your kid doing? It's for that exact question, fam. And I'm not going to lie. I don't, I'm not like mad about it because if we were parents too, I'd be like, fuck. I wouldn't want to brag about my kid. You know what I mean? Fuck, is he, does he have a degree? Maybe he should get a degree.

No, like, if I'm being real. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If we were parents, we just have to put each other in each other's shoes. That's it. Once we're in those shoes, we see, oh, fuck. I wonder if parents ever had that. Like, they probably have. Like, they're, like, sleeping, like, in their bed. And then they wake up like, yo, is my kid really doing shit, man?

Like it's definitely running through their mind. It could be a fear. I don't blame them. Cause it's, it's a reflection of you as well. Yeah. You know? And then that's why it's scary to them. That's how, that's how I understand it. It's not necessarily like they're mad at you. They're kind of mad at themselves through you. Yeah.

And I seen a shout out Wu talk, but he was talking about like the hierarchy of bragging and like career choices that your parents go through. And it's like five was like engineer and then like doctor, lawyer, CEO. And then like the main one, the number one one was like if you're famous, but like if you're famous enough, you know what I mean? Like you have to be on some type of numbers for them to brag about you.

It's such an outlier from the other ones. The other ones is like, you need degrees and stuff like that. But as soon as you're famous, man, yo, my son's famous, bro.

Because that goes to exactly my point about the conversation thing. It's literally just going to come up in a fam jam or something. Like, oh, so what are y'all doing? What are y'all doing? Whenever relatives come over and they have that conversation, it is kind of that test. It's like, fuck, okay, they're going to come out with their cards. You know what it is? This is really what it is. It's every single year when a holiday comes or whenever that family meeting comes, it's almost like, fuck, now I got to play this guy in Yu-Gi-Oh.

Now I gotta have my deck ready type shit. I gotta like lay my cards out and it is what it is. I play the degree card. Exactly. It's like, oh, uh, I got, I got a new car. I got a new car. We went to Mexico this year. That's what I'm saying. That's exactly what I'm saying, bro. It's like, oh yeah, let's play karaoke later. Let me sing. Type shit. It's like,

It's exactly that shit. Why do we do that, bro? And then when it goes to, oh, yeah, but how's your kid? Oh, then he goes, all right, let me look it off. Fuck. He doesn't have a degree. Ah, shit. But, oh, shit, he's famous. Yeah, yeah. Or he's onto something type thing. Yeah, yeah. But at the end of the day, bro, like...

The kid being in that position, none of that bullshit matters. It may matter to the adults. It may matter to whoever. What matters to you is what affects you first. If you're happy with what you're doing, if you really, really, really feel passionate about something, do that passion. Fuck anything else. Fuck all the rah, rah, rah. You know what I'm saying? That's all bullshit. Fuck the Louis Vuitton bags. Bro, let's start comparing happiness. Like, how happy is your son?

Like my shit is 80% You know what a flex is? If I give him a lollipop will he smile? You know what I'm saying? If I gift him socks will he be happy? Will he be happy? Or is your son too fucking fried in the brain because of dopamine Because we're too spoiled or whatever

I was pretty spoiled too. I'm not going to count. I like that Louis background. Let me give him a chocolate bar, bro. See how happy he gets. Yeah. Like, will he play chess with the kids rather than playing the PS5? That's a flex. Oh my gosh. That's like, yo, you know my cousins were playing chess? Yeah. That's hard. That's crazy. Yeah. Like,

I was watching them play chess on their phone against each other and they were getting mad excited. Oh, on their phone? Yeah, not even like no games. Yeah. Like chess. I'm like, oh, shit. I'm gonna lie, whenever someone brings out like a board game, not a phone game, like a board game, that shit's like, it looks ancient to me. I don't know why, but it's like, I was like, damn, why the fuck are we bringing out, you need to get off your phone, bro. Nah, fuck that.

Bro needs to get off technology, man. Nah, real shit, whenever someone brings it, it's like, it's dust on it. Oh, fuck, let's play Monopoly. You're one VR purchase away from, like, not seeing reality no more. Yo, if you were on VR, damn, there's certain mans, like, I meet in my life, like, if I give them a VR set, it's raps for them. Like, me personally, because I had a VR, dog, and you know me, I don't like game like that. Mm-hmm.

But being in there, I could literally be in there whenever I want, however long I want. And it could be that addicting. It's like a second type of life. It's like, don't buy VR. Yeah, don't buy VR, bro. This is the better game for me. Fam, all the VR vids I just see is just parents walking out, the kids in the kitchen, like, with the VR on. That's the only reason. Yo, it gets crazier, though. Like, there's shit you can do in that where it's like, you can even just create your room in it. Oh, my God, bro.

It's insane. It's cool. But like, you know, just level up in this game is better. Soon I seen some guy spend, you know, Ruby Rose, right? Yeah. So I think like one thing that OnlyFans is doing is implementing like the VR stuff now. So some guy, like his, her top spender. Fam, I seen the bank account. He spent $63,000. Damn.

In one month. In one month. That's crazy. And just for Ruby Rose like VR vids. And then like she instead of like praising him, Ruby Rose was like, okay, if your love for me is real, get my face tatted on you. What the fuck? Bro, got his shit tatted. Now, and then like to make it even worse, Ruby Rose instead of like saying, oh, thank you.

She posted the tattoo and all his messages that he sent Ruby Rose. Fam, she's not even responding back. It's just, hey, love, I would like to see something. I would love to see this. Oh, how are you doing? No answer back. 60K. So she's trying to flex with it. Yeah, like, yo, fam, I would at least want to thank you. Yeah, at that point, yeah. If I'm like, I got $63,000 on you.

dog see at that point it's like why would you do someone like that where it's people people are giving you love and then you you decide to do something else with it yeah that that that irks me the most is when it's like on the other side is this like praise love everything your way and then instead of the reflection and giving back that shit is like just dead it right on the spot it's like it's like a momentum of the train like moving and you just had to put a

Crush that shit. Damn. Yeah. So honestly, like make sure you guys know where your heart is. Yeah. And be grateful for this year. Yeah. Because this is the year to make changes, man. This is the year to make changes. Like this is going to be a great year. I'm already predicting it. Y'all should have a lot of fun with the right mindsets.

with the right love and intentions going that way. I go live, like, the end of the year is such a dopamine hit. Like, it's like, even though, like, you don't want to, you want to start changing your life on the first, it gives you such a dopamine thing. It's like, fuck, yeah, let's actually do this. And the big thing, too, like, you never have to start on New Year's. Yeah, you don't. That's why I was going to get it. You don't have to start on New Year's. You can literally start whenever. But it's just a reminder just to, like, look back at what you've done so far. And if you're not proud of what you've done this year,

That's okay. That's okay. But at least since you're not proud, you can make an effort to be proud for the next. You learned something this year. You had to learn something this year. Yeah. I feel like this year was kind of long. Yeah. Oh my God. It went fast, but it's quite long still. Yeah. Facts, bro. But hey, man, more blessings next year, fam. Thank you guys for watching the episode of Jump4Jump podcast. Make sure to comment, like, subscribe. Also, if you made it to the end, if you made it to the end,

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