EP.161 - CASSIE STODDART TRUE CRIME STORY, DARK RUDOLPH THEORIES, & JUSTIN BIEBER KARDASHIAN THEORY
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My eyesight's so bad now, bro. Why? I don't know. I think I'm going like...

I think I'm actually... I hope not, but going blind, fam. Oh, shit. Like, knock on wood, but, like, legally blind. Because, you know, you can be legally blind, but you don't have to be blind blind. Legally blind. What do you mean by that? So, you know that meme where she's like, Mom, I love you. P.O.P. I'm legally blind. Remember that girl? Oh, yeah, yeah. So, she had, like...

just enough of bad eyesight to say that she wasn't a getaway driver of like that bank heist yo that's what her excuse was that's what she's saying like they said I drove a getaway car I'm legally black no yeah because like her eyesight is bad enough so that she could claim it yeah yeah so she can't drive the car damn and that actually works I think I don't know exact like number but fam like my eyes I can't even I can't even read like look if I put my phone out here oh that's crazy I can't even read the date

No, that's crazy. Okay, that's a stretch. Maybe like a little bit farther. Maybe a little bit farther. But yeah. No, this is crazy because you can't even take a selfie. This is too close. But when it's dark too, when it's dark too, I can't see. It's kind of bad. Damn. But I think that's just from like...

our lifestyle yeah no i've always been like like whenever we go to the eye doctor i always make fun of my family because i'm the only one that has like no glasses that doesn't have glasses yeah and then like i always say i have 20 20 20 vision because whenever i tested it i'm like sitting in the chair they're like okay read the read the letters i'm like a b c to one two three i'm like super easy and they're like okay you're blessed in the family and i'm like whoa that was kind of a blessing that you don't have at all like you're good yeah i'm actually yeah that's crazy

But I hate that one where we're at the eye doctor and then like you have to look into something and then you know the hot air balloon? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it blows air in your eye? When I was a kid, fam, that's when I developed trust issues because I actually thought it was just a picture. No, it's like a jump scare. Bam, it's like a needle. It's like a jump scare. Right in your eye, dog. Yeah, first time I got it, I'm like, oh, fuck.

I think, I swear to God, like, contacts, having eye contacts makes your eyes worse. Because I've been told this as a kid, but maybe I manifested it. I was told if you have contacts, you're going to make your eyes worse because it gets dry. And that's what I noticed, like, recently. So what I'm wondering is, like, did I accidentally manifest it to where now my eyes are dry? They wouldn't have been if I didn't, like, think about that shit. Holy shit, you're manifesting everything, bro.

I know. I do know. I did ask. I did ask. Like, I don't know why, but it just happens like that. There was a weird coincidence that I had too. Yeah. But I had this dream recently where it was me and this girl. It was. Yeah. But it was a random girl with me. Right. And we were just in the house. Right. And then we were just talking about like how we lost some relatives. Yeah. Right. And we were just having this deep conversation. I remember everything about it. Right. And then I was talking about my grandma and I was like, I,

i know that my grandma's with me and in the dream i don't know if i was lucid dreaming yeah because i could really feel it but i got dragged up to the ceiling like my whole body got dragged up to the ceiling i'm like no what is going on and i just kept getting moved and moved and then i woke up right but this is the coincidence right because i don't talk to this girl no more yeah yeah right but jarlene goes oh yeah i wish uh uh uh your cousin

Happy birthday, but then she's like oh no I wished the wrong the happy birthday actually wished that in your dream And I'm sitting like wait. She's like yeah by mistake by mistake Yeah, and I was like why why right after my dream It would come up like that the name would come up again

It was weird. It was a weird coincidence. Yeah. That's really weird. It was spiritual. It was like a spiritual dream. Maybe you should check up on it. Yeah, low key. Maybe that was a hit. Maybe you should check up on it. Yeah, I should low key. That's weird, fam. Super, super. Because my mom has dreams like that. People would call it prophetic dreams. She had a dream about a relative that was going to pass away. Oh, fuck. Yeah. And I think, no, sorry. It was like a friend. It was like a family friend.

Close to a relative. But what happened was like the moment she had that dream, they found out like someone was like sick. Yeah. It's interesting. Yeah. So it's called prophetic. It's like prophetic dreams. Well, that's what you call dreams that come real. Yeah. Because sometimes like you have random dreams like of random people, friends you don't even talk to no more. But I don't know why they pop up sometimes. Yo, back there. So when my mom was young, I want to say like...

maybe eight, something like that. She was still a child. She would be able to be in a different room and close her eyes and tell people what she sees in another room. - Your mom. - Yeah. So she would literally be in the room. I don't know if she was blindfolded or what, but closing her eyes.

somebody else goes downstairs to see what's going on and then she would be like oh yeah i could see uh blah blah blah picking up the kettle and then bringing it to the cupboard and then stuff like that and it would actually happen no that's weird yeah but what happened was there's another relative in my family and she's known to do like spiritual healing but when i

When she found out my mom was having these, I guess you could call it powers, she told her not to continue them. Okay.

Because you don't know what the danger could be and where it could take you, right? Yeah, there's lots. It might as well just leave it. Even though we have the ability for it, just chill. There's nothing you need, right? There's nothing you really need with that. Like a blessing, but it also comes with a curse because you're followed by these things. Did you hear about that Dicenian glass theory? No, what's that? It's not even a theory. Is that a scary thing? Is this scary or no? Nah, so you ever heard of Dicenian? No, what is that? So Dicenian is...

a blacklisted element and I think just like a material found naturally in the world. I forgot exactly where they find it, but if you try Google Dicinian glass, you can't find it anywhere. There was this scientist, he discovered that using Dicinian, it's like a dye. You get it naturally and you turn it into a dye and you put it into like a glass mixture and you can use it to make like glasses and shields and stuff like that.

He ended up making these glasses called Dicinian glasses. And this is how they prove there's such thing as a human aura. So with these glasses, you could see, you know how our eyes can only see infrared? Or we can't see infrared. We can only see a certain frequency of light. With the Dicinian, it shows just like how a different animal, just like how I think bats can see certain frequencies of light.

you're able to see like literally an aura of a person and apparently spirits. Apparently spirits. That are following you? That are just like here. Because if you think about it, everything is as is, right? So boom, everything under the sun is. But when you put on the glasses, you can see things that

Your human mind, your human eyes can't comprehend. Yeah, yeah. Right? Just like how Wi-Fi, we can't fucking see Wi-Fi. I know. What would a... Because that's a word that's coming up. Like, everyone's saying, like, oh, he has aura. Right? But what does aura look like? So, apparently, the aura... Is it, like, a color? Because I know those sign shorties, like, oh, my aura is orange.

You know what I mean? Like, my aura is reddish orange. So, my cousin's girl, she's really into this, like, spirituality stuff. And she can, like, see auras, right? Apparently, it's just, like, color. It's almost like a light on the outside of your thing. Oh, so it's like a mood ring type thing. Ah, not really. You ever watch Pokemon? Yeah. You know, um...

Okay, great example. When it goes out the ball and then there's like a color? Yeah. No, no. Kinda. Kinda. Okay. There's a specific movie like Lucario and Mew where Lucario is kind of glowing blue. Fuck, there's another. There's a better example. Dragon Ball when they go, and it's glowing, right? That's obvious. It's like that, but it's like around you. It's around you. Now, check this out. A lot of people when they go on psychedelics, they see

Aura. Human aura. Word. That's like a common thing people see when they're tripping. Is oh I can see you and then like the colors moving violently around you. Oh that's kind of neat. Now if you think about it in like in like ancient art that's kind of a common theme with like the halo. Mmm.

Like a piece of light, almost like an aura. Yeah. And I mean, someone's holy, they have a halo. They have something. I'm going to put the picture up, but when we were in New York, when we were in Times Square, some person took a pic of all of us, right? Yeah. And then we didn't even bag that this happened. But Carlos came up to me, he's like, yo, Gavin, look, I have an aura.

No, I have a halo above my head. And it was like, I don't know what it was. It was like some part of the winner's logo or something that made up. It's jokes because it's the logo that moves. So it happened exactly when I was like standing like this. It was perfect. Yeah, it was perfect right on top of my head like a halo. I was like, yo, this shit is good.

It's crazy. But yeah, there's also another movie that came out. I don't know if you saw it. It's called Leave the Earth Behind. Leave the Earth Behind. Nah. Oh, wait, wait, wait. This is the one with Julia Roberts. Yeah. I watched it. The one with the Teslas. Yeah. Bro, this is a super jumpers jump movie. It's crazy. I recommend everyone to watch this. I'm not going to spoil it a bunch. But okay, since you watched it, did you get the symbolism? Mm.

In the movie. So I don't know if you... In the beginning, in the middle, and in the end, the way they moved the movie was like through water, right? So there would be a painting behind the bed frame in the beginning, and it would just be calm waves, right? And then as the movie progressed and it got crazier, then it would be wavier. There would be another painting, wavier. And then at the end, it would be pure chaos, just behind the bed, just...

a lot of waves. Oh, every time I went back. Yeah, yeah. Oh, shit. And there's a crazy one. It gets crazier. I don't know if you noticed the two kids wearing the t-shirts. No, I didn't. I didn't. So one kid was wearing an Obey t-shirt and the other girl was wearing a NASA t-shirt. Obey NASA. Oh,

A lot of people were saying, NASA, what does that? It's a code for Satan. But everyone's saying like, oh, NASA doesn't even spell that word. But I read a comment where it was like this. Hold on. This is crazy to me because I didn't realize this. So NASA always starts their countdown with T minus. Yeah, what's T minus? The missing letter to complete the word. No, that's crazy.

They are mocking everyone with the disclosing in plain sight with the letter T subtracted from the name. The same title given to the father of all lies, Satan. Yo, that's fucked. So in the thing, movie, obey Satan. That's fucked. That's fucked, bro. Nah. I remember there was a... Fuck.

There was another conspiracy of NASA being like a Hebrew word. Oh, yeah. When the guy pulled out the paper. I think the word was on there. Oh, wait, what? In the movie you're saying? I think so. No, I'm saying like NASA itself. Oh, NASA. Apparently NASA itself is like a Hebrew word for I think deceive. Something like that. Word. Yeah, hold on. Let me do it right now. No, I swear. That's fucked.

So if you think about it, yo, there was a whole interview. I think this was on the news. Oh, fuck. I think it was on like, you know, those Congress things where they debate shit. Okay. Yeah. They wanted to call out like NASA and the space industry because they were cracking down on so much footage that looks fake of space. Yeah.

with the green screen and apparently yo this is what they say like all of the the space stuff they shot it in like a underwater tank oh that's so they shoot it in like a huge pool and they put vfx on it to make it look as so that's how they get oh that's how they're floating and shit what's fucked bro

If you look closely, at some of the space footage, there's bubbles. Really? There's bubbles, bro. This guy messed up in the editing, bro. He's like...

Yeah. Like, I think when they're moving stuff too quickly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or, like, it hits. I think there was, like, a piece of a metal that hit. Damn. Like, bubbles came off. It's like SpongeBob. Yeah, bro. It's like when SpongeBob runs, there's bubbles behind him. That's crazy. And if you think about it, the government gives, like, a great amount of money to the space, like, industry. So if that comes out to not be real or, like, they're faking it or manufacturing it, they're

Bro, what are they really using the money for? And then the theory is that, oh, they took all that money and then they use it for like, this is what one person said on Reddit. They're like, yo, they're probably using it to build the underground bunkers to keep everybody else safe when the nukes hit. Because if you think about it, bro, there's this city in Assassin's Creed and the city's like underground. They're like underground dwellers. If you think about it, if there is like a nuclear apocalypse...

By now, I'm pretty sure Russia already has underground cities. Like nuclear safe cities ready. Full civilizations that could live there. So they can bring all of their population, just put them in. Yeah, whenever they need. And I think it was in Las Vegas. They have something like that too, but it's not full cities. But if you have a Tesla...

There's a underground passage that Tesla owners can only drive. Oh, yeah. So you can avoid traffic. And it was crazy because it's like life imitates art. In that movie, what do you call this? What happened? The Teslas, when there was a big, what do you call this? Cyber attack and they put down all the internet, the Tesla started driving by itself. Oh, shit. You know what I mean? And they almost killed people. Oh, shit.

So it's like, is that movie hinting something? And who produced that movie? Barack and Michelle Obama. No, did they actually? Yeah, they were the main producers. Of that film? Yeah, of that film. That's really interesting. Very interesting, bro. That's really interesting. Because like, and you probably, you watched this, so you probably saw like the monologue too of that guy who said, there's three step plan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The isolation, the thing, and then the to the coop or what it was it? Yeah, to the car. To the car, yeah, or whatever it was. And that's like what it was happening right now. So it's scary.

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and it was it was real because the last step was causing the country to fight each other yeah because there's no there's no target no more so we don't know what to fight yeah it's internal and then they just cause a disaster in themselves because if a country thinks like it's an apocalypse yo like your friends might turn on you feel me like the public is gonna go ahead and steal all the food for themselves so they don't know how long the disaster is gonna last yeah

And there just goes like chaos. So the other enemies, the other countries, they don't have to do shit. They're already killing each other on the inside. And do you think... Yeah, I don't think it's possible. Unless there's a big warning to all stick together, I don't think people are going to stick together if it comes to that apocalypse. Because you know it's like kill or be killed world. It's pretty much fucking Walking Dead, bro. Like Walking Dead, fam, it's going to be...

People against people. Eventually in Walking Dead, they stopped fighting the zombies. They started fighting each other. So if there is like that does come, just please everyone just stick together. It's not going to be like that. It's just going to be Fortnite.

It's Battle Royale. It's gonna be like Battle Royale, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the thing is, too, what I'm really interested in is... Not that I want to be in an apocalypse. I'm not saying that. Yeah, yeah. And God forbid, like, apocalypse actually happens. But imagine... I would like to see certain people in that position. Like... What? No, like, I would envision my friends' personalities and what they would do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn...

I feel like I'm the type of person to just, like... Even though there's disaster shit going on, I'm still gonna do fun stuff. You're gonna be, like, reading comic books and stuff? No, like...

Yeah, I'm probably gonna go to the mall and put on some clothes and try it on and shit. Just for jokes, you know what I mean? I feel like if mans are dying, they would be like, "Oh yeah, hop on Fortnite." Because they know they're gonna die. Some people. I'm definitely gonna go into a movie theater and then plug in the PS5. I'm definitely gonna do one of those. And you're gonna be like, "Yo, this is a motive. Everyone fly." Mid-apocalypse. "Yo, I'm throwing a Project X."

I'm going young in Dundas Square, fam. Putting the PS5 on the big screen. Nah, that's kidding. Fire, bro. But it's almost like... You ever watch I Am Legend? No. So in I Am Legend, he's pretty much the last person left in New York City. And there was an apocalypse that happened where I think people started turning into these monsters. Kind of like zombies. Yeah, yeah. It was because of a cancer cure.

So all of these people, they started, that took the cancer cure. Little did they know it would turn them into like these rabid monsters. And he was surviving there by himself. And he's a scientist trying to like find out the cure. So he's like testing the zombies he finds and shit. But eventually he ends up, because he's alone for so long, he ends up making his own civilization in New York City by putting, because since there's no people,

He puts mannequins. Oh, that's weird. Yeah, he puts mannequins everywhere. And he has to, like, he goes to the DVD store and he has to talk to a mannequin. Like, yo, Sammy, what are you saying, bro? Blah, blah, blah. He's lost his mind. But the way he does it, the reason he does it is so he doesn't lose his mind. You would say he lost his mind there, but the actual cure is for him to do stuff that's sane, right? And then one day...

He saw the mannequin like in the middle of the street moved from the DVD store. That's fucked. So he approaches him like, yo, what the fuck? And then he pulls out his gun and is like...

"Bob, tell me you're real. I'm gonna shoot you right now. Tell me if you're real right now. Tell me." And then it's all a dream. - No, no, no. - Oh, this is real? Like he literally, the mannequin moved. Like the mannequin, it moved from its position from the DVD store. It's in the middle of the street. He pulls his gun ready to shoot at it. And he's calling like, "Yo, if you're real, tell me 'cause I'm gonna shoot you." He shoots the mannequin, "Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah." Right? And he goes toward it and he's like inspecting like, "Yo, what the fuck? How did it move?" Right?

And as he's walking toward it, he steps in a puddle and his leg gets caught. And he gets pulled up and he hits his head on the concrete and drag up. It's a trap. The zombies became smarter. And then they trapped him and then he was like hung upside down. What happened was since these zombies, they can only come out in nighttime or when the sun's not out because they're sensitive to light, kind of like a vampire. So...

The moment he woke up upside down, the sun was setting, and then it was getting darker and darker, and the zombies started coming through. So, yeah, what happened to the mannequins? They all turned... So the mannequins were just... It was his stuff, but the mannequin wasn't actually real. It was just a trap the zombies used him for. Oh, so it wasn't real. That was no paranormal. Okay. But what I'm trying to get at is, yo, all of that stuff we see him doing in the movie as crazy, that's probably his way of...

I guess coping. You know? One of the biggest movie like fuck-ups that I've seen that everyone's clouding because I watched The Hunger Games back because I wanted to catch all the theories you said last time and I caught them all. And then I just really bagged. You know when PETA was injured, right? Like he was injured and Katniss was trying to find him, right? And he disguised himself as a rock. As a rock, yeah. As a rock. But like,

When you're injured, you have time to put a full face of makeup on? No, that's the only thing he's good at, bro. Huh? That was the only thing he's good at. That was in the book? Yeah. I don't remember that. Because it just panned to him and like he came on the ground and it was just straight like perfect prosthetic makeup. No, because that's the only thing. So he was a baker. Yeah. And he makes cakes. So he's really good at icing and shit.

Yeah, so the only thing he's good at, because in the, I think there was a tribute testing before they go into the field and they have to show off their talent. And he got like a decent like number. But the reason he got a good number was because he like painted himself. Oh, fuck. Yeah, and I think like he threw like a sack or something. That's why. No, because everyone is saying like, you know when the districts can give players like care packages? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like instead of giving PETA food, they gave him like Fenty Beauty Makeup to go crazy.

Yo, you know what's a hidden detail nobody really noticed? Fam, when PETA was in the fucking cave shivering his ass off, he's shivering. Katniss is watching him with a jacket on. Take off your jacket. He's cold. Katniss leaves him to get the food. She's like, yo, what are you doing? Just stay with me. Nah, I'm going to get the food.

But yeah, anyways. Oh my God. Oh, there's another. I don't know if you realize this too. In the yummy Justin Bieber video. Oh. There's a whole theory. Yeah, there's a lot of illumination about that. Yeah, with the pedophilia. Is this a new video? No, no. It was old. Yeah. Yeah, I want everyone to watch it because I'm not going to play it on the screen. Everyone will watch it back and come back to the video real quick. But the whole rollout of Justin Bieber's yummy, he would post on Instagram, like,

baby pictures. So it would be like a baby, hashtag yummy, right? Another picture, hashtag yummy. There was like three or four on his Instagram. It's still up. He hasn't taken it down. But in the actual music video,

It starts with a girl and she's like really uncomfortable. They're like at this like buffet meeting type thing. Some real Illuminati shit. And then she's playing it and she looks super uncomfortable, right? And we'll get back to her. But during the video, it shows Justin Bieber in like a torn up hoodie. And people are saying like, oh yeah, because like ritual abuse is a thing. So that's what that represents. And then there's a cherry covered bifurcated.

by bread. What does cherries represent? Virginity. But in the video, it's being covered for now. But then the video goes on and like there's a bunch of food, like weird food across the table, right? And you know like elites, they have a weird appetite. Like they'll eat anything. You know what I mean? So it's like sardines, jello, big ass cakes, right? And then once he starts devouring it, he gets into like a high level

Right? And everyone's saying that that's the adrenochrome high. You know what I mean? And then, what do you call this? During the video, it pans back to the bread. Now, it's not covering the cherry. The cherry is like panned to the people now. It's fun. And then, I think the reason having the kids there is because showing like, where does the adrenochrome come from? Kids. Like little kids. One scene was like, I think there was hands coming out of the table and it was the kid playing the violin. Oh shit. Like under the table.

And then the last scene was a plate. And then it says, yummy and Justin Bieber when he was a kid. When he was a kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's showing how when he was an upcoming kid star, they looked at him like that as, oh, that's yummy. Yeah, now he's doing it. Let me take a bite of him type of shit. Pause. But because they want to use him in the industry. The crazy thing, did you see the footage of like,

P Diddy and Justin Bieber? P Diddy, no. What happened? Yo, there's a lot of conspiracy about P Diddy. I don't want to talk about all of it just because it's like controversial. But I'm going to say a little bit. But people are saying P Diddy, what he would do, people coming up in the industry, he would like do some sexual activities with the guys that he would put on. So one of them being Usher. Who, Justin?

and possibly they were trying to do with Idris and Bieber. Oh, shit. Like, I'm not saying this, this is what Reddit and blah, blah, blah are saying, right? This is just theories and shit. But it's an ongoing thing of people, like, looking back at P. Diddy interviews and seeing his language or seeing how, like, he reacts with people. There was a video of 50 Cent or 50 Cent's, like, yo, P. Diddy's kind of sus, bro. Like, he was saying, saying,

Yo, we got a party. We have a party like that. Yeah, yeah. And then he was saying like how he'll say stuff that sounds weird. And Charlamagne, there's an interview, Charlamagne and P. Diddy. Charlamagne plays the audio in front of P. Diddy of him saying like, I don't know about that one, daddy. I don't know about that, daddy. Weird, bro. It's like weird. And so that theory is like brewing right now. How...

The theory is he might have like done sexual things with these guys that he put on in an industry Yeah, and if they tried to leave him They'll leak out the footage or the okay, you know, they'll come out and say- So they'll be embarrassed. Yeah, it's like it's like a way to hold them back, you know Yeah, no, there's blackmailing to be honest. And I think that's the same thing they did with um, you know how Suge Knight was extorting all these people I believe they did the same shit like when they beat up um, what's his name?

an nwa who's easy yeah how the theory was like they injected him with the aids thing yeah the theory also is like they could have just made uh someone with aids rape him that's kind of and then recorded it because he was knocked out he's unconscious right and then that that might be why he died because they know like oh if we send that person to do some sexual things with him he'll get aids

And what's even crazier, you can imagine like you'll imagine in the industry if you if you plant like an assassin. Yeah. But it's not like your regular assassin. It's somebody that has like a disease that they can give you. And low key, it's fucked to say, but like that plan makes more sense than the needle thing. Yeah. I mean, because it's like like you can really how do you even transport that through a needle? Like I swear it has to know it's the blood. Oh, it's the blood. It's in the blood.

So the blood of somebody with AIDS, like it would... Oh, so they would just... Okay. Yeah. Okay, then the two, there's possibilities. There's possibilities. Like nothing's confirmed because it's all the theory. Yeah. But it's crazy to think like that's how shit would be done. Yeah, yeah. There's also a new conspiracy about Justin Bieber too where he knocked up Kourtney Kardashian. Do you know about this? No.

And Courtney's third kid is actually Justin's kid. No way. Yeah. So there's three, there's three evidences, right? Yeah. So one of them is during 2014, Courtney and Justin were like dealing with each other, right?

And during 2014, I don't know if you know, but Scott and Courtney, who were dating at the time, were going through a rough patch and they broke up. And Scott went to rehab in 2014. So Scott was out of the picture for a mad time. But Justin was there. You know what I mean? And then Ellen was even hinting at Courtney. It was like, oh, was Justin Bieber part of the process of the baby making? And look, she kind of smiles. I know.

She's like blushing. She's blushing. And I don't know if, look, if you look at Justin Bieber as a kid and Rain as a kid, they look exactly the same.

Because that's supposed to be Scott Disick's son. Yeah, Scott's Disick's son. But it doesn't look like Scott. And Scott even notices that. And the craziest thing is, Scott dealt with Justin Bieber's ex. Wait, who? I don't know. I don't know her name. But they dealt with each other's exes. Holy shit. You know what I mean? And it bothers him. In all the interviews, he doesn't like talking about it.

So she's like, he's like, okay, Courtney, I want you to take a DNA test of my, the third son, Rain. Yeah. Courtney denied everything. She didn't want to take a DNA test for it. That's fucked.

And still hasn't that's far. Yeah, that's fuck. That's fuck your DNA test at birth should just be like man. Yeah, they should just do that Oh, there's another one. Oh, so Justin Bieber posted a picture in 2014 Yeah, so he's uh with a girl Beside a car and and the cameras facing this way and he's like this right with the girl the girl doesn't show the face the caption is Lord knows

Scott loves to refer to himself as the Lord. So it's like, it's like Scott knows I'm dealing with her. You know what I mean? It's like a, it's like a, in 2014 and the girl's unknown, but like low key, everyone knew that was Courtney. Oh yeah. It was crazy. That, that, that was the missing piece that I missed. That's crazy. So, so that kid is, it's still like, they still don't know. Yeah. They still don't know. That's why it's still ongoing today. You ever hear the Rudolph theory? The,

No, I haven't. So there's a theory that like Rudolph... So you know how it was like Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer? And they treat him differently because he has a red nose, right? The theory is the red nose is actually a metaphor for an illegitimate kid. So you know how his father is, I think, Dasher or something? Yeah, Dasher. Or sorry, one of them, Donner. I think that's Rudolph's dad, right? So theory goes that...

Rudolph is the bastard child of Donner and everybody else treats him differently because he's the illegitimate son. Now, the theory goes because his mom is the most accepting of it. She's always like, oh, it's okay. And then she kind of treats Rudolph well, even though she knows there's something wrong with it. Now, Santa and all the other reindeer, they don't like Rudolph at first because of that reason.

That thing. And if you think about it, if Donner is one of the top leading reindeer on the squad, even in the squad, you can see in like the movie and stuff, they're treating Donner like, oh yeah, that's your kid, huh? That's your kid, that's your kid. They're teasing him about it. Damn, he's an all-star on the squad. You know what I mean? He probably has like a bunch of reindeer on phone, you know? Yes, reindeer on deck. Now check this out. You know what's happening?

What's that elf that wanted to be a dentist? Remember in the Rudolph original with the claymation and shit? Yeah. There's an elf that wanted to be a dentist and he wasn't assimilating with the other elves. I think his name is Hermie or whatever. Okay. So there's a theory that...

That elf. You remember? He has... He's like a blonde hair. He kind of acted weird. I think so. I think so. He was the one elf that wanted to run away because he wasn't having fun making toys. Oh, yeah. I remember that. So this elf, if you notice...

He has human features not like the other elves. So he was working in the toy factory, but if you look at him closely, he's the only one with blonde hair, he has regular ears, a regular nose, and regular lips. But all of the other elves, they look different. They look like elves. The theory goes that Hermie, that dentist kid, he is the illegitimate son of Santa Claus. - Oh shit. - Yeah.

So he, theory goes that he dealt with one of the female elves, had Hermie as a kid, and then just hit him with the other elves. Yeah, and that explains why he doesn't like making toys, why he wants to be a dentist, a human fucking job. Like, how does he know about dentistry? What the fuck? And isn't it interesting that he tag teams with who to leave the Santa village? Oh.

Tag teams with Rudolph! Oh shit. Right? What the hell? It all lines up, man. I didn't know there was so much sexual lore to Rudolph. And there's another theory too. This isn't for sure, but a lot of people have this take on Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. That the theory is like Rudolph, he's a representation of someone that's gay. And being teased about being gay. Now,

Like, if you think about it, he has a red nose. But I thought that's just being different, though. I know. But if you think about when Rudolph first came out, this was at a time where that was an issue, a social issue that was being talked about a lot. Word. Yeah, like around this... You know, like the village people and stuff? Okay, okay. It's around that exact same era, fam. Damn. Yeah. Now...

The whole story with it was like, yeah, the red nose symbolifies him being different. And he even got sent away to where? The land of the misfit toys. So it's like he's sending away to all like, quote unquote, oh, you're weird. You're a weirdo. So go live with the weirdos type of thing. Right? Now, fam, if you think about it, like this all, like the red nose symbolizes

Is it always like who came up with that concept? Like why red? Why a nose red? Because red is usually the color of like sex and like pleasure. Yeah. So it's embarrassing. So the red nose, he's actually being almost like turned on by people that aren't, you know, by other reindeers that it's not regular. So that's why he has a red nose because he's like, he's different. No, that's crazy. What the hell? I know my little cousins now be like, yo, you ruined Christmas for me bro.

Because he always does that because it's like the kids stuff with the lore is the the shit that makes me like oh Because what you're telling me that story all I'm thinking about is like you know those kindergarten when when it came Christmas time Yeah, and then you get to like go in these little workshops and like actually watch the movies and shit. Yeah Go back and watch it you're gonna see all these You know reindeer's noses they actually turn red they actually glow red fat in the winter

In real life? No, they don't. I don't think so. Check this out. So this is scientifically true. I swear to God, like Google it.

Reindeers, when they get cold, they have blood vessels in their nose that rush to it. And the red blood cells, they heat it up during the winter. So it doesn't actually glow red. It's just red. It heats up a lot, specifically at the nose. But it does glow red in a certain way. So if you view reindeer under, you know those thermograph cameras? Okay, you're only... So the whole body of the reindeer is blue except for...

The nose it glows red. Yeah Interesting, right? Yeah, there was also a video. What do you call this? Do you know what a bear is like if it's a black bear fuck? Well, what's the rhyme if it's a black?

Attack it is like a brown lay down. Yeah So it's if you get attacked by a black bear you have to like attack or be loud and then if all Bear lay down so there was bear video that I seen yeah where the bear starts running at the guy right and bears do this where it's like they like bluff attack so they'll run at you and then like see if you're standing on business like they'll dip if they if you are so the guys are

What bear is that? What bear is that? Black, black. Oh, okay. So it was like, you have to be loud. So the guy's like, and then the bear's like, oh, fuck that. Yeah. And then he runs away. Yeah, because animals, they have like certain instincts around them. You have to be careful, bro. Yeah. Oh, I have one more Rudolph theory though. Okay, what is it? So,

This is really fucking interesting because I always wondered this as a kid. You know how in Christmas movies, when you see Santa and the sleigh and the other reindeer, sometimes it's missing Rudolph. And most of the time, it's missing Rudolph. Yeah, no, because he's not part of the pack, though. Yeah, so check this out. So, Rudolph, was he only part of the squad for like one night? And did he actually die in the night?

during that night where he went out with santa that's why he's not part of the pack anymore bro so there's a theory because in the polar express there's a statue of rudolph with a glowing nose and usually when you put a statue up of like somebody that was on like a team or something yeah they usually died in battle or they're commemorating like their life so theory goes that rudolph actually passed away and he died now in um i think it's

There's a Christmas movie. I think it's called Twas the Night Before Christmas. And it says Santa used eight tiny reindeers for his sleigh. Uh-huh. Okay, eight. So they had the original eight, but with Rudolph, that makes nine. Yeah, yeah. Check this out. You can still count up to eight with the other reindeer if you use zero. Now, in The Nightmare Before Christmas... Holy shit. In The Nightmare Before Christmas, there was...

a quote-unquote the reindeer with a glowing nose named zero what yeah the dog in nightmare before christmas his name i guess maybe he's not a dog yeah but his name was zero it was a ghost it wasn't even confirmed to be a dog right but he was pretty much his rudolph

So theory goes like Rudolph died, passed away, and his name's Zero because he was the extra on the team of the eight. And he is considered like a tiny reindeer. Yeah. You know? What the heck? Yeah, no, because I think, no, he goes, there's a dog on Santa's, like when Santa goes around, he has a dog with him. No, but it's not that. We're saying like,

Rudolph is the... Yeah, yeah. No, but the whole time I thought they just wouldn't include him in the trips. You know what I mean? Because he was like a weak link. That's what I'm... Or he's gay. After that, I'm like, damn, they didn't use him. Because I would always watch these Christmas and be like, yo, where the fuck is Rudolph? No, because in the Elf, was Rudolph there? In the pack. Because there's one where they actually come to New York City. I don't think he was there, fam. I don't think I've seen any red noses. You know, there's another theory with Elf 2? What? So the theory is like, it's similar to the Rudolph one. Yeah.

Fem there's a theory like that that elf guy. Yeah, I think Okay, this is probably not true this was probably true but I

Fam, there's only two humans in Santa's village bro. In the North Pole, there's only two humans. That's weird. And Santa's the only one that lives, or like, that leaves that place. You know what I mean? I know. Now, the story was, this is the story. This sounds like a cheater ass story fam. The story was, one day after Christmas, Santa looked in his bag and found a baby. Oh my god.

That's gotta be Santa's kids though. Yeah, for sure. And the whole movie, he was looking for his dad. But there was like a DNA test thing. But the theory goes like, because Santa has magic, feel me? He can easily whip up a magic to make that his kid. Yeah.

But you just don't do that. You don't know. There's also another theory about Elf. Like, this kind of ruins the movie, though, and I don't like it. It's, you know how he's really weird and he doesn't assimilate with, like, the regular public? So, you know that one scene where he eavesdrops the shower? Oh, yeah, yeah. And singing, right? That's actually creepy as fuck, right? Super. But we dismiss it because he's, like, an elf. Now, the theory goes that he actually knows what he's doing.

And he just puts on... Oh, that's weird. Oh, that's weird. So that's a theory. But I don't like that one because it kind of ruins that character. Like, oh, fuck. Maybe he... No, I think as for all the kids out there, like, no, he doesn't know.

Yeah, I hope not. Yeah, let it be known that he just doesn't know. But you know what's crazy? Because like, I knew this was going to be a Christmas thing, Christmas theory podcast. So I'm going on thing is like, okay, I search on TikTok, Christmas theory. And it's literally all Carlos. It's all Carlos' theory. I'm like, yo, I fuck up all Christmas theories, bro. Are you crazy? I'm gonna lie, we kill Halloween and Christmas every time, bro.

because i'm looking at i'm looking at like okay who's whose theory can i steal because i know it's about to come up right so i'm looking at it i'm like yo bro like two pages it's all me that is as it should but yeah research is fun at these times because you actually have to dig deep because especially christmas halloween because we've said a lot already so yeah i feel like there's always new ones though there is especially for things like

There's new things that come with Christmas all the time. Bro, you know the Christmas tree in Toronto Christmas Market? Yeah. Damn, that's Dior. Oh, yeah. That's crazy. We've said that before. No, but the fact that they're adding shit to Christmas, now every time I think of Toronto Christmas Market, what do I think of?

Dior. That's weird. That is kind of crazy. No, but in the... I think it's going around Toronto where, like, they gather a bunch of people and, like, they light up the Christmas tree, right? So it's, like, a big celebration, right? So I think in Blue Mountain, they tried this and it was in another city. Yeah. So they got, like, a hundred people, like...

Lots of people in Blue Mountain just gathered ready for midnight to light up the tree. So they light up the tree and it's like only like the skinniest tree with a bunch of like... Oh, where it's small? And I'm like, yo, and everyone's like, yeah, three, two, one. Oh.

- Oh, fuck. - No way. - What is that? - No way. - I'm telling you, it looks like this. - That's crazy. - It's like this. - If it's as small as a jumper's jump tree, it's fucked, bro. Yo, put it up a little bit more. - I know, yeah. Can they see that? - Can they see it? - Yeah, it was literally, if you miss the blue mountain, it just looks like this. - Bro. But what's crazy, if you think about it, if you're a smart brand, you would try and take over a holiday. What's a holiday that nobody really messes with?

you can take over. That nobody messes with? Probably like St. Patrick's Day or something. No, I was going to say that, but they do celebrate that because the beers. Oh, beer companies. I know, beer companies. They're racking. Dang it. Maybe...

Valentine's Day. That would be a decent one. I don't know. I feel like corporate people are pretty good at holidays. Because I know Cadbury and all the chocolate stuff, they have Easter. 100%, yeah. And Valentine's Day, I would say. Valentine's Day is that too. Yeah, Connoplan B's everywhere. Directs is making a bad... Oh, that's true. You know what I mean? That's true. They're probably... The pharmacy people are like, oh, fuck, the day after Valentine's Day. Yo, if you think about it, like...

Humans haven't been around that long where you can't add a new holiday. Yeah, you can. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you can. You can. You can add one. Oh, yeah, you can. That's what I'm saying. You can add one. Because humans haven't been around that long. But who would have the power to add the holiday? A new holiday? Yeah. I feel like Jake would.

nah I feel like Drake would make like a champagne Drake day when he's all said and done and they just celebrate Drake it's gotta be something that's pretty much October October or what's it called? OVO Fest OVO Fest that's pretty much OVO Fest what I'm saying is like

like a almost weird stuff because fam lighting pumpkins up you know i mean like occurs a tree with lights on it like you know where does this mythology and shit come from yeah what would be the next one that's a good question yo comment down below like the weirdest shit you would do on your holiday like yeah if you were to make your own holiday yeah like everyone shaves their head i feel like that would be fine they actually do that in uh in islam oh shit like i'm pretty

I'm pretty sure if you're Muslim, you shave your head. Oh, there was another video I seen. I don't know if I sent you this, but you were talking to me about how Santa is actually the... The Krampus. The Krampus, yeah. So I watched somebody sent me a video of a Krampus festival. I think it's in Germany. Yeah, that's a thing in Europe. Yeah, and this girl was videotaping and she had like a whole culture shock because they would go around and they would actually whip you. Yeah, that's what I was... Like hit you hard. Hit the kids. Yeah, like...

meeting up the kids, bro. And if you fought back, they would jump you. Oh, shit. Yeah, like, it got that bad. Like, there was a guy who was like, nah, nah. Like, he would grab the whip and then, like, the guy would like, oh, no, come here. Pop, pop. Everyone would just straight jump him. Fuck. Yeah. No, they get... By somebody dressed up as, like, Krampus. Yeah, but there's, like, it's not just one. There's, like...

Walking down, like, maybe a hundred. Squad, right? Yeah, squad. Damn, that's fucked. Squad, no feel, bro. It's the same person. Yeah, what the hell? But yeah. If I was part of, like, a mascot thing, there's a thing, right? Because I feel that you should do a good screening of someone before you put them in a mascot. You get me? Yeah. Because once they're in there, like, for example, like, the Santa Claus at the mall, if they're a creep,

Like, deep down, and they just pretend they're not, they're having kids sit on their lap all day long. I know, and then that SEC shit. Oh, no, it was actually not the SEC. It was the Agincourt Mall, where the Santa was a pedophile. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Agincourt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Super weird. So, imagine, like...

For example, Disneyland. They probably have a really sick screening for them though. Oh no, but no. 100% not. Why? Because I think there's a hundred Disneyland employees that were like sexually assaulting kids. No way. Like before. And I don't know if this is a true story, but

I think there was a story where a girl, a little girl went to the washroom just because she needed to wash her hands. And while her parents were eating, when they went into the washroom, they saw like a door, like a trap door open in the washroom. And a guy was escorting a kid, the kid down to like some tunnel in Disney. I don't know if that's a true story, but I've seen a lot. But they're trying to ban like that story around it.

That's and they even they even a I'd Joe Rogan to tell this story to try and get more publicity on it interesting Yeah, that's where I found out about it, but I don't know if it's that's true story I a I do me recently actually do it saying a totally complete story No, so they a I'd me like because I was saying like a Christmas theory Okay, well they a I the beginning of it where I say since I was working Satanist. Yeah I see that wasn't even my voice

Yeah, I seen that because no I got my voice, but it was AI generated like they use my voice No, but that's how you scared that they can do that now. Yeah, like I didn't like realize that it could happen until like holy shit This is the cause didn't say that. Yeah, that's weird, right? Weird and what's crazy like this is still looking the pong Atari era of it. Yeah, like this is still Minecraft without crafting table. Yeah level, you know Eventually is gonna be like so

The misinformation is going to be crazy. I know.

And you know how John Morant, did you see his court testimony? Nah. When he was in court? I don't know. This is like the worst court testimony ever. So obviously he went to court because he, I think he punched a little kid when he was playing streetball with him. What the fuck? Why? I don't know. Because he got anger issues or something. Right? So I think the lawyer for the kid was like, oh yeah, she first played a John Morant mixtape. Right? Yeah. And him dunking the ball. He's like, and she was like, that's what that hand can do.

And then he was like, she was like, okay, so you said you punched the kid, right? So demonstrate me a punch. And the gentleman was like, nah, I don't want to. And he's like, oh yeah? Do it. Just come on, like, so you can show it. And he's like,

And the judge is like, what is going on right now? Because she's trying to make him seem like the victim. But it's not working because it's like, obviously, it's probably by mistake or just out of anger. But it wasn't nothing too serious. They're just trying to get money out of jaw. Yo, because at that point when it's like what's in the court setting and shit, you're going to try and do everything you can to make that person innocent. Even as weird as it may be, you're going to try and make up

crazy stories fam like weird ass like lengths of reasons oh that's why because of this when uh young thug's lawyer said uh oh what was young thug so thug stands for fuck stand it was like oh fuck i don't know but he made it seem like thug was like a abbreviation for like very positive things yeah yeah yeah why is it so standard for like serving the lord yeah

And then pushing P pushing positive Well, yeah, they were lawyers. Yo, I salute you guys cuz like I would laugh I wouldn't what do you say? Glock was like good lads operating like Good It was everything like positive. Hold on. Let me see if I could find you. Yeah, that's really funny Okay, here it is. Here it is so

Thug means truly humble under God. That's hard. That's hard. Truly humble under God. Young, truly humble under God. And then swag is someone who admires God. And he's been posting these though. There was another funny one. Where's the other funny one? He said, he put one up for Glock. Oh, here it is. Glock is, Glock is guarding lives, overcoming challenges. Guarding lives.

And then slime means seeing Lord in me every day. That's hard. I like that. I really like that. Seeing Lord in me every day. I like that. Throw up the slime. Slat means show love all the time. YSL means young soldiers of the Lord. That's hard. That's tough though. And then gang is going above normal guys.

No, yo, this has to be a troll. He knows he's getting out. That's my next Instagram caption, fam. Why so? Yo, young soldiers of the Lord, bro. No, you gotta post the Chinese... What's the... The Chinese beaver?

Have you seen the one with the frog? Yeah, with the shotgun? No, no, with the pencil, with the pen. Oh, no, no, no. It was a shotgun. It was a shotgun. He's like, with a fish. It was like a fish, yeah. I can't even say, I can't even translate because I don't want to. Oh, my God, bro. You know what?

You know what that was actually? What? Yeah, where did that come from? So that was them testing AI. What they did, they just put a movie scene into AI and said make it an animation. Word. Yeah, so none of that was made by like a person. It was AI that made that shit. Damn.

Crazy. And if you watch the original scene from the movie, it's the exact same thing, just with a human person. Oh, shit. It's getting crazy because if you think about it, eventually they'll be able to take our podcast, boom, put a beaver in the chair. Yeah. No? Put an animal. Yo, can someone do that, please? Yeah, me saying a theory, but as something else, as a dragon. That's tough. And make him Chinese. Make him Chinese. It's way funnier.

When he's raging when he's right yeah cuz like I'm like where did this come from and it's like everywhere now That's all I see yo, it's jokes is um I think I think Ethan was telling me he was with with our boy uh eon yeah or a on right and

And he was pretty much saying, because he understands Mandarin. Okay, well, what did it translate to? So apparently it was some deep shit. He's pretty much saying like, I don't like how people are treating me. And I don't want to die living this life. There's like super deep stuff. It's the type of context that would make you cry. So you're saying some deep shit. But it's a beaver going, oh, is he? Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? I hope I didn't say anything crazy there. That makes sense though because you took it out of the movie so you don't know which one that is but in context it looks funny. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, fam. Like recently I've been looking at like... Because I was trying to find out for a long time where that clip came from. Yeah, yeah. So I was putting in like...

Tagalog versions of stuff, Chinese versions of like animation just to see like, oh, do they make all of these animations in the other languages? Apparently they don't. Apparently it's kind of rare. Oh shit. So if you could find like, I'm pretty sure only the DVD versions. There's one of like Finding Nemo, I'm sure. Especially all the really, really popular ones. But if you have a disc version of it,

It's getting harder and harder to find because you can think about it like the ones they put on Netflix. They don't always have the other languages. And if you have it, then you're blessed. Yeah. Yeah. No, one thing that I've seen too is like, you know, when some people are super heavily influenced by a movie, like other movies and you want to write a movie. Yeah. There was this case that I've seen too, where it was like these two boys really like and were influenced by The Scream.

Oh shit, they became Scream? No, like they wanted to make it because they were like big film students, right? So they literally recorded their murder victim throughout the day and they documented the whole murder. And it's, I'll show you the video. It's super like, like when you know what's going to happen, it's super eerie. So it was, the victim was Cassie, R.I.P. Cassie. And then, so what happened was,

It was like in school. And then one of the boys that was going to murder her goes up to her just like,

just filming her by the locker. She's like, oh, Cassie, how are you? And she's like, oh, I'm good, I'm good. Literally innocent, just minding her business. You wouldn't expect like nothing to happen to her. He's like, oh, do you see my other friend? The other friend he's referring to is the guy who's also going to murder her. Oh, shit. And then he's like, okay, I'll try and go find him. And then he pans it to the, he goes into the washroom and then like he shows his face. So I'll show you the first part of the vid. It's super eerie. Hold on.

Hopefully they didn't take this bitch down too. Look. Damn, on the old video chest. I'm getting you on tape. Say hi, please. Have you seen Tory? He's supposed to be here at 7.30. And it's 8.19.

See? So it's like super innocent, right? So I think one night Cassie had to like babysit her aunt's pets, right? So she invited her boyfriend and those two guys to her house to watch a movie, right? So the movie goes on, they're watching it. The two killers say, "Oh, I'm getting bored. I'm just gonna go to the movie theater to watch it." But the two boys were like, "Okay, this is the plan."

I want you to go unlock the back door because we're going to come back at night. So they go. Cuts out for a bit of time. Cassie and her boyfriend are still at the house. So the two boys are like, okay, we're going back now. This is it, right? So to get the boyfriend out the house, luckily, he couldn't even sleep over because his mom was calling him back. She was like, oh, yeah, Cassie can stay at my place.

at our place, but you can't sleep at hers. But Cassie was like, no, I have to babysit the house because my aunt's gone. So the guys, luckily the boyfriend's not there. They shut down all the lights in the house. Cassie's like, oh, this is weird. I'm getting scared. I'm just going to sleep on the couch, call it a day. Bam. You know how they unlock the door? Snuck through that door. Nobody around. Stabbed 30 times in the chest, fam.

On video. Yeah, on video. And once they were done, they still recorded the getaway. So look, this is even more eerie than the beginning. Look, listen to this. Hold on. Wait, this was in the school, right? Yeah, but look, this is at the end. So it says 11.30 p.m. Same day. We just left her house. This is not a fucking joke. I'm shaking. I saw her life disappear. Dude, I'm just killing you by so fast. I gotta get her act straight.

That's fun. You know what I mean? They're in jail. Yeah, 100%. No patrol. Life sentence. But yo, like, imagine, like, why would you say, like, oh, I just killed Cassie when you're going in with the attention? Like, some people are, like... No, because, yo, that's him in shock. Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay, okay. That's literally him in shock, fam. Because...

The thing is, we're so numb to things because of media, because of certain movies we watch, games we play. That makes sense. You become numb to it until you're actually there and it's real life. Then when it's in front of you,

It's a whole different ballgame. I know. You imagine a guy that watches UFC all the time but doesn't train. And then he gets in the octagon. He gets in the octagon and he thinks like, oh, all these things that I was watching, like it's easy. Shit looks easy through a different perspective. But when you're in this perspective and you're actually breathing it, living it, sweating it, it's a whole different thing. You know? Just like how a coach would see things...

a player would but even the coach can't see exactly what the player is feeling because he doesn't have the internal you know like it would be easy to make that shot if he wasn't thinking about oh the divorce he has to go through and all of this you know who knows what's going on in that player's head

but we see the outside of it yeah so it's it's easy to call it a thing you're right fam not because i remember um i think it was shane gillis the comedian on the podcast that i was listening to and he said yo you don't understand like because he got uh front row front row seats to ufc so he was by the coaches yeah and he said yo when you get in there i was even fighting but

my friend called me during the fight because I was making faces where it was like I was actually in the match and they were like yo fam you have to chill out because you're not fighting but he was like

And the noise that he said it makes when they're punching each other in the chest, fam, it's totally different from what you see on TV. Yeah, bro. I mean, as you as a fighter, fam, you know how hard people can hit. Now imagine that, but it's literally their whole lives every second, every day. Imagine how much harder they hit now. I know. And on top of that, what if they're on steroids? Fuck. Yeah.

They're superhuman. Superhuman, bro. And now add like not even fighting, like killing somebody, bro. Like that would be crazy. Oh my God. I couldn't even, I couldn't fathom myself, bro. If you were to put somebody into like, what do you call it? Like a coliseum. Oh, fuck, bro. Like I can't even imagine like you watching it

Back then in the Roman era, that was normal. Yo, this is crazy. I just caught myself thinking about the Roman Empire. That's crazy. I feel like you're the type to think about the Roman Empire. Me, that's not... That's never crossed my mind. Damn, I really just caught myself there. Whoa. No, but if you think about it, let me go back to what I was saying. All of those people, they're probably so desensitized to it because they see it all the time. For us, it's like...

Damn, what are we desensitized to right now? I don't know. Guns. Yeah, guns killing, to be honest. Fam, GTA is coming out at the perfect time. Because we're like... You know how crazy Miami is going to get when that drops? Oh, yo. Because, yo, fucking... If that drops in Miami... Say even if it drops in Toronto. If there was a GTA Toronto, you know how crazy the city would be? Because they want to imitate art. Yeah, they want to imitate art.

You know what I mean? Fuck, fuck, fuck. Miami is a big, you know, gun state. You know what I mean? Yeah, it is. Everyone has a... Yeah. The Florida man? Yeah. Crazy. Crazy. Because remember what I was saying? Like, art imitates life. Yes. Or life imitates art. So it could just manifest itself. Yeah. Fuck. Nah, bro. I think what we're, like, as a generation desensitized to is...

is posts so check this out like um the first time we heard like a crazy uh meme like a funny ass meme right probably the funniest shit ever and all it was it was white letters on top of a picture of a cat yeah nowadays bro we're so desensitized to those type of memes that we can't even get a reaction out of it i know every everything now is either cringy or they you

People hate on it. Yeah. Because there's so much. It's in the past. That can't entertain us anymore because it doesn't hit the same stimulus of the dopamine and shit. Now imagine... Yo, because remember when aliens...

came out into the public like, yo, this is actually aliens. This is from the fucking government saying there's aliens. Nobody gives a shit. And that's because they're so desensitized to posts. Oh, that's why I was going to say, do you think right now, since we're so desensitized to everything, that's when the people in charge are going to drop more hints more obviously? You know how the movie, we were just talking in the beginning. Why do you think they dropped that movie right now? Because it's like everyone doesn't believe shit?

Because it's like, what do we believe? We're so confused. Oh, this is the perfect time because it's like, oh, good karma. Our debt isn't in play now because we're dropping it. Yeah. So there was this whole thing of...

There's a theory that they said the reason they made so much alien movies back in the days, like during the 80s, 90s... Was to prep us? To desensitize us to the idea of aliens. That's why there's like Star Wars, Star Trek, Predator, Alien vs. Predator, all of these different things. Now, the theory was...

they did it to desensitize us and make us and supposedly like the 80s was when they found the first alien life form that was the theory yeah i think the incident at roswell or whatever that's the first time and then after that all of these movies started coming out so what if like these movies of apocalypse and like you know natural disaster or even just like war yeah

It's coming out Oppenheimer to desensitize us to the idea of it, making it almost like a thing of just theater rather than this shit is real life. Yeah. That's why I was like, yo, Gen Z going into war? I couldn't even see that, fam. We couldn't even survive with our phones. So imagine us being out in the barracks. I think at this point, like, it would just be robots, fam. Yeah. Like, bro, you know the new military tech? It's just drones with guns on it. Yeah.

How are you gonna stop that shit as a human? You gotta put another drone up in the air. Like, this shit is moving as fast as a hamster. And you can't fucking touch it because it's in the air, like, flying. And it has a gun on it. How are you gonna catch that shit? You play Black Ops 2? You know what I'm saying? Like, drones, fam. Yo, the... It's like the HD XD or whatever. Oh, yeah, the cart. The cart. The one that...

the one that flies up oh yeah I know that too yeah that's just crazy that's real life I know that's real life but do you think it's like cause they want people to think that it's not robots you know like the uncanny valley thing where it's like they would paint like weird makeup on the people onto the things yeah do you think there's like people roaming around right now like that are just robots

But just have the makeup on. Like the Blade Runner effect? Yeah. I would hope not. Yeah. I would hope not. That's really crazy. Because I've seen there was a market that just opened close to us where it's like, oh, you can go in and you just need a password on your phone. You tap it, you go in, you get everything. But as soon as you scan out, it takes it out of your bank account. Yeah, that's right there. Yeah, yeah. They have one right there in the well. But I'm saying, yeah, I'm saying like, yo, if that was in...

the US or anywhere else, bare people stealing. But I know it's like in China, I've seen there's, oh yeah, you showed it. There was like a whole thrift store where no one works there. Yeah. But everyone is so like respectful that they're going to pay whatever the price tag's on. Mm-hmm.

Japan is different, bro. Japan is... They don't even... Yeah, they don't even have like a cashier. Yeah. Like you just pay what you think you should... You're supposed to be paying. Which is fire. As long as you're, you know what I mean? Truthful. Yeah, yeah. Now, bro. Asia, Japan specifically can do that because their whole country is based off of...

great morals. Yo, what's crazy is whenever I feel like I'm slacking and I'm doing like wrong in my routine, after I watch like a Japanese movie, no, like any live action Japanese movie, all of a sudden I want to be like super OCD. Like I want to like make shit straight. No, I swear to God, fam. And it's really weird. It's,

It takes you into that lifestyle. But it's not like that's the main premise of the film. It's just my takeaway from it. It's like, yo, it makes you want to be precise. I like their culture. All of that shit is super precise. I like their culture because you can walk anywhere. Everywhere is an Instagram picture. If you've been to Japan or China, I want to go so bad because everywhere you take a picture, it looks like a wallpaper. You know what I mean? And everyone's just so nice. I think it's whenever...

You are across the other side. It's like the grass is always greener effect. I think for Japanese people, there's some, there's like a whole, you ever heard of a, I think it's called Harujaku or whatever. Harajuku. Harajuku. Yeah. So that whole aesthetic was trying to take on Americanized clothing and style. Yeah. Bring it to Japan. Yeah.

So they're looking at American stuff cool. And then over here in North America, we're looking at them like, oh, that's cool. So the grass is always green on the other side type of thing. You want something else that's not here. Because this is your present. And since everybody's the same here, you want something different on the other side. Yeah, because I think...

The Harajuku doll, it's right? Because they dress up as a Harajuku doll. I think Harajuku is an actual street. Okay. But... There is like people that dress up as a doll. The aesthetic, yeah. The aesthetic came from like the people on the street always dressing like that. It's like Soho in New York. Like that type of thing. Like they're very street wear orientated. Fashion orientated. Yeah. But it's weird because it's like...

We, when I go to Arizona, I'm like, holy fuck, everything looks crazy. Everything's an Instagram pic. It's red rock. But if you're from there, it's all you see.

That's just nothing. Yeah, like when I'm taking my cousins on a tour of CN Tower, they're like, yo, this is crazy. But I'm like, bro, it's just CN Tower. Yeah, but when my Arizona cousins come here, they look at the trees and like, you guys have Christmas trees all the time? Like, nah, this is a pine tree. This is hot, bro. They said Christmas trees. No, the one thing I love about when I land in LA, because I wish that Canada had the palm trees, fam. It just gives it such a vibe, but like...

like the people in LA are like nah I'd rather have just nothing if you think about it like there's bare places with palm trees though actually like there's bare places with palm trees I haven't traveled enough bro yeah like honestly I can truly say this I'm very proud of I'm very proud of Canada in the sense of our nature yeah our nature yo we have that yeah we have that and a lot of people don't like

take it in. But yo, you could go to the park and really enjoy the nature, fam, the grass, the squirrels and shit. There's a lot of land too because I've seen also on a podcast where the guy was saying like, oh, if you took everyone on earth, you can fit it in the US by shoulder by shoulder because that's how much... They're saying, oh, the world is so overpopulated because...

But some guy debunked that by saying, no, you can actually fit everyone in a thing. It's just congested. Yeah, exactly. Because if you fly out and like you fly to the US, you see all these green patches of nothing. You know what I mean? It's like, what are they doing? Everyone should have their own land. You know what I mean? Everyone could have their own land. Yeah, but nobody wants to because of convenience and because like, look, if you want to get food, where are you going to get food?

It's all just in one place. Yeah, unless you you're self-sustaining Which is something like I would want to try eventually try and be self-sustaining man versus wild Like real life farm though type shit, you know your life farm though would be lit. Yeah naked afraid both Just do it bro for the culture naked and afraid You could get squid game. So you're like I see naked and afraid that's actually crazy family Yo, imagine sleeping like

in mud naked for 20 i think they have to do a week or something or it's longer i don't know i think it's until they can't no more if you think about you could just do that outside right now yeah i know but it's cold it's just cold no they do it with like a person there's like oh if something crawls like a bear girls you have a bear girls coach exactly exactly oh i couldn't even imagine like since you're a bear

Your bare skin. Like all of this stuff that gets in between the crevices. That's what I'm saying. Like bugs can call up you, fam. That's dirt. Dirty. That's dirt. All right. If you made it this far, comment down below what your favorite bug is. Everyone that's watching the video is going to be confused. I know. Thank you everyone for watching this episode of the Jumper Jump podcast. Make sure to comment, like, subscribe, all that good stuff. Make sure to go down to Apple, Spotify. Give us a five-star rating. We love you guys. And Jumper Jump out. Deuces.