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EP.159 - ETTA SMITH UNSOLVED MYSTERY, SPONGEBOB BRAIN SWITCH THEORY & PAPA LEGBA URBAN LEGEND

2023/12/4
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Cause Speed did his first in real life stream. Did you see that? It was really weird. What did he do? So... No, he's done it in real life. No, no, like this is in real life. So Speed set up like a little box, right? And he was streaming...

and he had a projector uh a big projector and a camera so he filled out an arena and people sat like it was a baseball game a football oh what the fuck that's weird yeah and he was like playing fortnite and people were like screaming w speed like it was no way this is a thing yes fam he sold out he sold out an arena i think he's the first one to do that like a real in real life stream in real life in real life okay that's different i never heard about that yeah

Well, what I do know, there's a guy and he lived, he did a whole day third person. So what he did, he has like a VR. Okay. Oh, it sticks out like this? And he had a camera behind him. So he was living, he was living real life? That's hard. GTA. So I think he did it for maybe like

24 hours or two days, something like that. He might have done it for two days. But he would go to the store, do his groceries. I think he would even do activities like school or whatever, but in third person. Now, there's another guy he did only VR...

So, like, he couldn't even see his room and shit. Okay. He could only see, like, silhouettes of stuff. But he stayed in the VR for, I think, a week. Whoa. Yeah, didn't take off his thing. Bro didn't get dizzy or did he get nauseous? No, I guess not. Fair, what? I guess not. Unless he took, like, anti-nausea pills. Okay, okay. Because when I play VR, it's hard for me to do that unless I do, like, anti-nausea. Yeah.

because also it feels weird when you take it off after playing a long time let me know in the comments if you guys have VR the moment you take it off it literally feels like like different dimension yeah yeah so what if bro like it sounds really really odd but technically everything we see isn't

isn't necessarily physical because we're just like our brain inside of our body yeah and then we're just like a nervous system on top of that we're just consciousness within our brain right so you can't really see that shit so is there something beyond where you can take off and then see because if you take off the vr here boom you see physical if you take off physical you're

what do you see? What the fuck? I don't expect you to get that. No, no, no. Like, okay, I get it. Like, okay, you take it to VR, but take it a step deeper. Like, take out our own eyes? No, like, I don't explain it. Leave it in the comments if you know what I mean. But it's almost as if, it's very odd to explain. You know when you go to bed and you go to sleep, you close your eyes, but you're conscious still, but you don't see anything. You know?

You know? But you start to see stuff. Stuff, yeah, yeah. Like, manifest. So, is that, like, another... Another layer of, like, consciousness? I guess it is. Because they call it, like, subconscious when you're sleeping and shit like that. Yeah, like, your day... You're dreaming. So... So, could... Is it possible to... To be...

in different consciousnesses like every day maybe i guess people that are high all the time huh no i feel like i feel like it that downgrades it because it's like so it's fake reality but if you just do sober depends what you're high on yeah depends what you're high on because there's some people that they're off like crack yeah and then they see freaking unicorns and shit popping off you know yeah you should make that into a one of the your short films because that's a pretty good like the black mirror idea there is a film like that so there's this guy yeah he um

He was having an argument with his boss. And what happened was because he had the argument with his boss, he accidentally like killed him. He like pushed him out a window. Some shit like that. Yeah. But after that happened, he fled the scene and he ended up going to like this like homeless tent to hide because he's obviously going to get arrested. Yeah. And while he was there, he met this woman and she was like, oh, I know how to make you escape. Oh, okay.

by the way, you know this isn't real. Like here, take this. You'll see it's not real. Like a blue pill. Yeah, something like that. So he took it and then he realized, oh fuck, I'm in like a simulation, this and that. Oh shit. And he was able to like see things on a different perspective. It's like, imagine you see your life

as this right but you exit your life and you can see it as a movie but you're still you so you experience yourself as an actor now what happened with him when he took the drugs when he took the pill it was up for the audience to determine what really was because for him it felt like he was outside of the matrix but to everyone around him still in it no he was just a drug addict tripping off crack yeah

And then what was really sad was like he thought he was like escaping something else and then like his daughter was like, "I haven't seen you for days, like where you've been?"

Is this like an indie short film? Because those ones have the best... It's a shorter... It's a smaller budget one. I think it's with Salma Hayek, isn't it? So she's a big actress. And there's another guy in it from Breaking Bad. Oh, Better Call Saul is with that guy. Oh, really? No, because I feel like if you're on a budget...

you have more creative ideas. You know what I mean? Why do you think that? I don't know. Because it's like all the indie ones I watch. I don't watch short films, but I watch this other one I'm going to tell you about. I know it's not the Josh and Carlos show, but I actually watched a short film. So have you ever seen Transfigure? Oh, I haven't. It's about Photoshop. It's a crazy plot line. And it shows how Photoshop goes wrong.

And it has a crazy message. So there's this girl, right? Who puts a picture of herself on Photoshop. And she's looking at it. She's like, I don't really like the way I look, right? So she edits her mole out, right? So in Photoshop, she takes the eraser tool, edits the mole out. And then when she goes in the mirror, the mole's gone.

So the Photoshop, whatever she Photoshop, whatever she Photoshop goes into real life. Yeah. Right. So she's like, Whoa, this is kind of crazy. I can be whatever I want. Right. So what she does, she gets excited. She's like, Oh, I'm a snatch my waist. I'm gonna give myself a bigger butt. Right. So that shit happens. But all of a sudden Photoshop starts moving on its own, takes away her pupils and erases her mouth. Oh, she's like in the mirror. Like what the fuck? Like I have all these good things, but it's, it's,

backfiring on me. Yeah. Right. So every time she looks in the mirror and goes away, it resets. Right. So she goes out the house. She's, she's panicking. She's telling her mom, like you have to destroy that computer. It flips back to the computer. And one of the scenes, the, the Photoshop opens by itself. Like the computer opens by itself. Wait, is it like hacked? I guess it's hacked or something. I don't know. This plot is kind of crazy. So it makes like a line around her head. Yeah. And, uh, you know, like that, uh,

Eraser tool No The lasso The lasso The lasso It goes around her head And then all you see The press The button delete Goes off And then all you see In the driveway Her head is gone It's like ripped off her body Her mom's like Staring at her like What the fuck is going on That's fucked And like the whole message Is about like Insecure about your body But it goes so Like that's a different level That's like Black Mirror That's some Black Mirror shit Fuck

A lie? Because what if that was like a... In my head, it's like this mystical laptop thing. Yeah. But somebody hacked it. Oh, and did it. And they just fucked around with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's crazier when a plot like that happens. And then what if the person that was messing with it, they thought it was just a joke? Oh, and she's like, oh, this is just for fun. They don't know the consequences. Yo, that's kind of fucked. Because those are the ones that hit the most. Because I watched a movie kind of like that. Where...

There's a kid like manipulating something. But little do they know, it has a crazy butterfly effect that would affect somebody else. Oh, what is it? So, for example, okay, I'm not going to get into the plot. It's too long. Okay, okay. But a great example of this is like us buying Jordans. It leads us to buy more. It leads to more consumerism, leads to more production of Jordans. That also leads to what? Oh, fuck. Who's making the Jordans?

oh shit it's these kids that don't have money and then they're working long hours okay boom that happens oh shit they know it already wait they're still buying it yeah okay so what does that lead to you know i mean so it's almost almost like this um long butterfly effect of things that it just keeps getting bigger it's a bigger and bigger bigger monster but at the end of the day nobody's gonna try it to fight the monster because it's too big

And then the ones that do make a voice, it's like they're not worried about that. They're worried about when's the next drop. You know? It's consumerism. The consumerism. But that's how people get paid. And then the thing is, is when everything we hear is like, you should be the person making the shoes now. You should be the one wanting to create a business like that. And then all of us become these entrepreneurs, right?

and we want to do the same thing but then we realize fuck wait what are we who's making the clothes oh shit this is how they did it so i should do it like this and we have this culture of entrepreneurs that i guess they don't look that way

So that's what Virgil said too, I think. Because he's like, oh, a lot of kids are telling me, oh, I can't afford an off-white sweater. That's good. Because you're supposed to make your own brand and make money and then buy the off-white sweater. So it's like, he wants more entrepreneurs at the end of the day. Yeah. But yeah. But I think the danger is the entrepreneurs that don't look deeper. Yeah. Because it's one thing to start a business and this and that. But a lot of times, sometimes business gets unethical. Yeah, I know. Because there's a line. Because...

Obviously, I'm not like, what do you call it? Like a communist or something like that. But you know what I mean? Like, if you think about it, if everybody, if a huge influx of people become rich and the wrong people...

yo what happens to the people underneath because you becoming rich you're taking money from someone else and what if those people this is just a bigger survive yeah to survive they could at least use like a dollar or something i know but instead that's like what's your netflix subscription you know what i mean

No, I didn't know too that like, you know, like back when the old music videos like the Anaconda ones, like, do you remember the product placement that was in there? Like when I say Nicki Minaj Anaconda, what do you think of? Yo, there was a product placement. Yeah, yeah. What do you think of? Was it Jordans? No, it was. Coke? No, it was a music brand.

Think of music. Beats. Yeah, Beats, man. Yo, Beats, low-key, has the best product placement because it's like, they were in like one of the biggest, what do you call this? Music videos of all time. So you have Nicki Minaj. Yeah. First you think of it like,

Like the ass. But then it's like, yo, why is there a Beats scene? Just B-roll. You know how they got big, right? How? They got big because of the Olympics. So 2008, this is when Beats blew the fuck up. Did you know about this? No, no, no. So they gave, Dr. Dre is smart. He gave free Beats headphones to all of the American athletes. Wow.

Going to the Olympics. So what happened? Oh, headphones. Yeah, obviously I'm going to lock in before my big day. Yeah, yeah. And obviously...

When that the Olympics everything is recorded so you see Michael Phillips these headphones See all of these other athletes beats headphones. That's around the world - yeah On the biggest stage. Yeah around the world because it's the Olympics. Yeah Boom skyrocket into popularity and it became a thing of like oh wow wait Those are the people that are wearing beats because at this point people

People with headphones they were just rocking like the other brands could beats were very expensive Yeah, but now they see the exclusivity and who's wearing it all the athletes Cooked holy shit. Yeah, because you know that runway where they all do it I swear I remember that when they were all wearing it. They all had yeah, and it was it was a gift thing It wasn't even like they paid for the sponsorship. Yeah, they just gave out the free head full But to be honest, it probably made him

way more money than... Oh, for sure. For sure. It was a W plug. It was a W plug. Also, one thing I learned too, if you're like an athlete, right? Disneyland will pay you. I don't know if you know this. To say, I'm going to Disneyland whenever you win a championship. Oh.

You didn't know that? So that's why. Yeah, because I always like, when Shaq and Kobe won their thing, Shaq was sitting like this and he's like, Kobe, I'm going to Disneyland. And that's so random. Why would Shaq say I'm going to Disneyland? Yeah. But like, apparently they get big money to say that. That became a thing. Yeah, at the end. So like, the F1 drivers, oh, I'm going to Disneyland when they pop the champagne. That's why they... Disneyland has a huge plug too. Do you know the Prince Street pizza theory? Theory? Yeah.

what is it you know that the pizza's right there so there's a theory there's a marketing theory so when you go around that area especially like down spadina and if you notice at the garbages there's all these prince street pizza boxes yeah and they're everywhere people are starting to catch on this is like getting trending on twitter on twitter and on tick tock yeah they're saying

this might be guerrilla marketing because it looks like they just left the boxes there. So it's such a big box and you can't miss it. And it looks very iconic in a sense. We're going to know exactly what that brand is. This same method was used by Red Bull back in the day. When they just had the garbage can. Yeah, they filled the garbage cans with Red Bull, like empty Red Bull. So subconsciously like, oh, I guess this pizza is popping. But at the same time, like people are already eating it too. Right.

So maybe the truth is to just have really recognizable branding on your boxes. On your litter. Yeah. No, because their box is like red and white. So it's visible. Yeah, it's very visible. And you know right away what that box is. Yeah. So that's a way for them to grill a market. And then it just naturally keeps getting them customers. Customers on customers on customers. And it is pretty big now. But we'll see later on where the hype dies. And let's see if it continues.

Go to your happy place for a happy price.

Got your happy price, Priceline. You know what I mean? When do you think hype dies? After maybe, I would give it like...

A month. A month. So you think it takes a month for like a trend to like pop? Yeah, for sure. Or like end? Yeah, like especially if it's a new restaurant in Toronto, people will line up for the first two weeks crazy. Then it'll die around like that third week. Yeah, because at one point, for the Americans that don't know, we just got Chick-fil-A like a couple years ago. And the first year we had Chick-fil-A, man's would line up hours. Hours just to get a chicken deluxe sandwich, bro. Hours. And it wasn't even that crazy. Yeah.

Like, it's just, it's literally just Chick-fil-A. And debatably, this is what Aiden Ross said, but he said, like, Chick-fil-A sandwiches in Canada aren't as good as the States. Word. I haven't really noticed, but it's probably the same thing. I love when I'm, like, a big corporation's marketing team, like, incorporates, like, memes. Like, when the US was playing, like, the African team, like, they would post this score and they would get blown out, right? And then the African media people would be, like, post that meme of the...

- Oh my God. I like shit like that. - Yo, it's like Lionsgate. They put the chicken nuggets. - Yeah, exactly. And you know, Castle also had a crazy marketing scheme too. - What did they do? - They dissed Shakira.

Did you know about this? So I think last year, remember I told you about that story where Shakira found jam in Gerard Piquet's cabinet? Yeah, the cheater. Yeah, and she got cheated on. So she dropped a diss track on Gerard Piquet, but she didn't realize that Casio was going to come in and diss her after. How? Because, hold on, she said this bar. Hold on, I'm going to read it out to you. So in the diss track, she goes, this is towards Gerard Piquet. She said,

you traded a Ferrari for a Twingo and you traded a Rolex for a Casio. So she's meaning like, oh, your new girl is just a downgrade from me. But indirectly, indirectly, she dissed Casio. Yeah. So Casio's like, okay, since you're going to diss us, let's make some, everyone loves beef. Yeah. Right. So on their Twitter, this is what she, they, they clapped back with. She said, they said, Shakira, we may not be a Rolex, but clearly our customers are loyal to us. Oh,

And that tweet, fam, fam, trending number one, fam. She got cheated on. And right after, they saw how crazy it was going. Fam, I think their sales went up like 300% after that tweet. They tweeted again. She said, um...

In defense of our Casio watches, the battery lasts longer than PK and Shakira's relationship. Fam, again, skyrocketed. Everyone is buying Casios. Yo, that's WS marketing because it makes everybody pay attention. And when it's a beef, when it's people...

causing drama and a stir up like that. I don't know, for some reason, it's like a chemical thing like people love to pay attention to. And it's just enticing. Like even low key, whenever my parents or like, not my parents, my mom. Yeah, yeah. Whatever my mom, you know the titas and the like gossip and stuff? Yeah. Even though it's not about me or like anybody I care about, whenever they talk,

It's like enticing. What do you mean? It's like a chemical... It's like a chemical enticing thing where I want to hear more. Yeah. You know? It's... I think Filipinos and specifically like Tagalogs, they have like a rhythm where they tell a story. Holy shit. It's like... I want to hear more. Wait...

Wait, continue. You know? Yeah. Everyone wants to hear about the chismosa because the chismosa extends. You know what I mean? It isn't just one thing. Like, it always extends. There's a part two. Like, you know how we cut off our TikToks? Yeah, it's kind of like that. Like, they always try to leave it at that. But, like, it always leads to, like, one other cousin that does some shit.

You know that thing where it's like a merites? You know what a merites is? What is that? I've heard that word. So it's a term for Filipinos where it's like she's the one that gossips a lot. Merites. Oh, I thought it was a chismosa. I think that's what they call it. Yeah. I think it's called like a merites. That's like the person that, you know? But you know what it actually came from? Like the original...

scrambling of it. No. It's what is the latest? Oh, like drama. Yeah. What is the latest? Mary test? Yeah. So something like that. Leave it on comments if I'm right, but it's something like that. I remember hearing like my cousins telling me like, yo, that's, that's why they're called that is because it's actually just like a flip on the words together. Like, you know, when, when someone goes, I didn't know that was, that was actually Jesus. Mary Joseph. What? I,

I didn't know that. Wait, you didn't know that? Sus Mary Joseph. Sus Mary Joseph. Wait, but that's a bad word, no? It means Jesus Mary Joseph. No, it can't be. I thought it was a Tagalog word. It's not. What? You didn't know that? I thought that Sus Mary Joseph, that means Sus Mary Joseph. Like you're using that in an expression like

Yeah, yeah. That should be a bad word. It is, it is. So it has no meaning. What the words are is Jesus Mary Joseph. That's what it means. That's such a Filipino thing. You didn't back that too, right? Oh, man. I thought, so that has no meaning. Lola says it all the time. Jesus Mary Joseph.

It's Jesus Mary Joseph. Filipinos confirm because I... No, this is like... This is actually it. I'm not pulling this shit off. I'm gonna call my mom after still. Ask her. Ask her. It's Jesus Mary Joseph. But that's what I'm saying. I'm pretty sure like a lot of this stuff, we think because it's said in the accent is like a word. But low-key, it's just like English words put together. Word. Quick.

The only thing that I could really like relate to that is um, you know the Michael Jackson video on the internet Where it's like the short form of the combination of any are you okay? And it's like and you okay and you're yeah, and it's like the evil Michael Jackson. Mm-hmm Like that's what I get from that. That's like the same great example. Um, this steak beef steak together Yeah, bro

That's what it's been, fam. That's what it's been. Word. That's such a crazy expression. The whole time, I actually think that's a bad word. Yeah. Oh, yo. You know Scott Pilgrim? Yeah, yeah. I didn't realize this, but did I? I don't know if I told you this. No. You know Scott Pilgrim?

It was originally Wayside. What? You know that show Wayside? No, what was that show? So here, I'm going to show you. Yeah, show me, show me. So there's this old show. So did they take like a... It's originally Canadian. Okay. Look, but it was out on like Nickelodeon and stuff too. Check this out.

Boom! I know you've seen it before. Boom, Wayside. Okay, yeah, yeah. Check this out. So, theory goes that Wayside School, the show, was actually supposed to be a Scott Pilgrim show. But it got cancelled and they decided to make the Scott Pilgrim movie. But they still had the animation, the whole team ready to drop Wayside. Yeah. However...

since they didn't get the backing from Scott Pilgrim, they couldn't use it. Now, they just called it Wayside School. The original voice actor of this character is Michael Cera. Now, look at the characters. He looks very similar to Scott Pilgrim. Look at the orange hair.

white boy t-shirt. And his girlfriend in the show is very similar to who? Ramona. Rollerblader with the helmet. The hair too. And the hair. Wayside was actually a thrown away Scott Pilgrim animated show. And just now, there's like a new Scott Pilgrim animated show. But that was the original one. That was the first Scott Pilgrim show but nobody ever realized it. Wait, so Wayside never came out? Because I swear I've seen an episode. No, Wayside came out but it was supposed to come out as Scott Pilgrim.

that was supposed to be a scott pilgrim show from the jump but it got got scrapped because they ended up making the scott pilgrim movie that's because i guess michael cera like got way pop way more popular yeah loki that's better and apparently because um since it's a canadian show

that was their yeah like if you bag it like Scott Pilgrim's based in Toronto the wayside like studio was made in Canada like all of that shit is Canadian so it was probably just like oh fuck we were supposed to make this Scott Pilgrim and then damn we can't use it no more they just did that

Yeah. No, but I mean, it cranked out one of the, like, what do you call this? Iconic movies of all time, man. Yeah, yeah. Good thing, good thing. Because maybe like if Wayside was a thing, it would just be like, no, only kids watch this. But like everyone watches Scott Pilgrim. Kids, adults, it doesn't matter. Who knows though? You know what I mean? Because Scott Pilgrim is Scott Pilgrim. And if Scott Pilgrim was a TV show from the jump...

It might have went crazy. Like Spongebob level. Like, I don't know. Who knows? Who knows? Who knows for sure? Because I'm pretty sure it wouldn't, the way Scott Pilgrim is, it wouldn't have been like a child show. It would be more closer to like an adult thing. Because it's a little bit more serious topics, right? Somebody at the end of the Uzi concert that I went to, there was a video going around where Uzi was meeting fans backstage, right?

And one of the girls was pregnant. Yeah. And then she was like, Uzi, can you sign my tummy? And it was like, of course. And then she's like, oh, what do you want to name the baby? We haven't came up with names. This guy, Uzi, says, yo, name her Pink. And then he's like, never mind. Scratch that. Ramona. Yeah.

Imagine Uzi names your baby Ramona fam. Like Ramona is a sick name. That's a nice name. I like that name. But pink fam? Like come on bro. On the spot bro. Yo on the spot. On the spot fam. Sign your belly? That's crazy. No that's not bad. That's not crazy.

side your belly a lot of people are saying like side your belly that that's normal to do family someone satanic crazy that's crazy okay we're not even gonna get back into that bro oh i also have another theory that's really popping yeah uh do you know who garth brooks is the country artist yeah one of the most famous country singers like listen to of all time so there's a theory going around that he's actually a serial killer on some bob bra shit what the

Fuck, wait, how? So they took his tours, right? Yeah. Coincidentally, every time Garth Brooks goes on these big American tours, in those cities, those local towns...

every time he plays there, a murder happens the same night Garth Brooks plays. What type of murder? Like murder fam. What else could there be? Murder. Someone gets killed. You know what I mean? And it's weird because it's like every other show that he goes to, people have actually taken a record of all the tours of

that he went to and murders throughout the history. And they haven't been caught. Like nobody's been caught. No, and nobody's been caught and it's been lined up. And it was crazy because at one of his concerts, there was a, there's a video, there's a sign that somebody put up and it was like, we love you Garth. Right. And then right after he pulls away the side and there's another sign underneath it. And it says, where are the bodies G? And,

And right away, the cameraman notices it and flips back to guard them. And it gets deeper because on an interview, he's talking about how he would be a bad guy and he would rather kill somebody. He wouldn't want to be the good guy. Yeah, yeah. You want to see it? It's fucked. I'll show you the sign one first.

Okay, so look on the on the concert. We love you guard. We're the boys And then look here what he says, oh, you don't want to be a bad guy No, I mean you look like a good guy, you know

Okay, I guess. I'd rather kill somebody. Oh, you are? Yeah. Yo, are they investigating yet? No, they haven't. Because it's like, obviously, it's kind of like a coincidence to a point where it's like, he's a big artist. No one's going to, you know, it's like, it's one of those Travis Scott Astroworld things. Like, if you're an artist and you're big enough, people will... Yeah, it's like the ex-murderer thing. There was another artist that it seemed like he could have been the murderer, but it really wasn't.

It's like the internet detectives are going on it. Exactly. But low-key, like internet detectives, they could usually be on a good trail. Exactly. Depending on how much research they do into it. Because I know there's like hella Reddit cases that have been solved. Yo, so you ever heard about the Etta Smith mystery? Etta Smith. Sounds familiar though, right? Kinda, yeah. So there's this woman. This is the first time ever that somebody's been arrested for...

For not murdering someone, but just predicting the future. What? Now check this out. Predicting the future. So there's this woman named Etta Smith. Yeah. And one day she went to the police station and she said, hey, I know where these bodies are. I know where the missing body is. I can take you there. And then they're looking at her like, are you crazy? Just a random case. Yeah. Just out of nowhere. She's just at the police station. She goes, are you crazy? Like what's going on? Like,

sure we'll look into it like give us the address blah blah yeah and they're wondering okay she's probably either the murderer crazy as or somehow connected how does she know this is what happens she leaves for like two hours she comes back and she goes hey so remember i said i found the body i drove out there with my kids and my kid found the body

And the police officer is looking at her like, what the fuck are you talking about? It's like, okay, obviously, in his head, he's like, okay, obviously she's the murderer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's obvious. So what they did, they went out to the spot and they literally found the body exactly where she said. So what happens, she gets arrested. Okay. So Eddie Smith is in jail. Now the thing is,

There's no evidence of her killing her. Yeah, yeah. Killing the victim. There's no evidence of her being a part of the crime at all. What the fuck? So why is she there? The only connection that she has was knowing where the body is and her being able to find the body. Okay. Now this is where it gets crazy. Yeah, yeah.

they sent in a fake cellmate to go into her jail cell and talk to her. So it was actually just someone trying to get information. Yeah, that's smart. She sat down and then she started talking. Now they became like kind of close and she was able to spill some beans. And they asked her questions that tried to incriminate her. But the information they got was even more wild. So what Eda ended up telling them was...

This is a true story. This is actually a true story. She said she was working at her job. She works at like an office. And while she was doing her paperwork, she had the radio on. And on the radio, she heard about this murder and this woman that was murdered. She was a nurse and she's just thinking there and she's still doing her work. She's not really paying attention. And then she hears somebody whisper to her.

Says that's not where the bodies are. The fuck? And right when she hears the whisper, she gets a vision and clear cut images in her head of the exact location and a nurse's shoe and literally just

the rural area and the park where she was found where the body was found that was how she got the information this is the first time ever from like a raven vision yeah so she was not a murderer she was not part of the crime she just had a vision she's almost people say she's a psychic i guess she is a psychic but she was able to solve the case and get this this is where it gets crazier too yeah

They actually found the perpetrators. They actually found the people that killed the woman. No connection to Etta at all. Yeah, yeah. She's just the person who had a vision. She just had a vision where the body is just by listening to the radio. Oh, that's crazy. And this is the craziest part, right? So while she was in the prison cell talking to the fake cellmate, she said, this is the first thing she said. You know what? This is like a movie. Or no, she said, you know what?

They're going to make a movie about this. No, a cab, bro. Yeah. A cab, bro. That was actually what she said. She said, you know what? They're going to make a movie about this. So when the police heard that, they're like, oh, she's doing this all for attention. She's probably the murderer. That's her, like... Like reverse psychology. Like, oh, I led you to the body, so you don't think it's me. I guess. Something like that, yeah. But they thought her, like, motive would be to kill someone to be famous. Oh, okay, okay. But nah. The reason she said...

They're probably gonna make a movie about this. Yeah. It's because what? Her psychic abilities, no? Yeah. So they're probably gonna make a movie about this exact thing.

Bro, okay. Time out. There's lots to unpack, fam. First of all, where is she right now? I think she's still alive, actually. She's still alive after all that? Yeah, she's still alive. All she did was, like, she just went to jail and they let her out because she was innocent. Bro, you know how furious I would be if I was the murderer? Because it's like, yo, who is this lady telling you where the fuck... Yeah, so the three, like, perpetrators, they got caught. They went to jail. I would be pissed. Case closed. Case closed, yeah. Yeah, I would actually be pissed because it's a random lady who just had a so-called vision and...

and like uh diffused our whole plan fam like imagine you're like okay don't worry we're just burying it here and this lady has a random fish yeah it was crazy fam yeah and i'm pretty sure like everything she said exactly to the t where they told the body they even found the shoe the pictures they saw

and like showed to her was exactly like the ones in her vision that's why it's crazy yeah now somebody has to make a documentary or something about that it's probably gonna happen what's her name again uh

Etta Smith. Etta Smith. It'll be like surviving Etta Smith. Because what if it happens again? What if she's like... Her purpose on the world is just to find these bodies? I think they actually use psychics sometimes to solve cases. But obviously, they can't use like... Voodoo. No, no, no. Let's say they bring it to court. They can't be like, oh, the psychic told us. You know what I'm saying? They have to prove it. They have to actually get the evidence and shit. So...

It's not... I mean, it's not right practice, but sometimes they actually do that. Yeah. It's very interesting, though. Did you watch American Horror Story? Nah. You didn't? Never. Okay. Because apparently, they actually summoned a real voodoo thing in that... In the show. Yeah, in that show. That's fucked. So the urban legend, Papa Legba. Do you know about this? Nah. So it's a Haitian voodoo spirit. And whenever you chant its thing, it's supposed to come to you and like... I guess like...

Cause physical harm or like emotional harm to you, right? Oh shit. Yeah, so one of the actors in American Horror Story one of her scenes was literally to Call this spirit. Yeah, and she's looking at the director like yo, well this affect me in darkness. Nah, don't worry Yeah, the director doesn't know like it's actual it's actually real yeah, so Queenie one of the the characters is

She goes and she starts the scene right already right before it starts the light

starts like shaking above her like the cinematic lights oh shit so already it's fucked wait this is on camera oh no not on camera but it's it's real actors telling the story okay right so queenie she says it again she starts chanting the name fam the light falls and her back goes out she's like drops oh fuck yeah so she's like what the fuck is going on right

And she's like, no, we have to stop this scene right away. But the directors have no idea what's going on. She's like, no, continue, continue. Just finish the scene and we're done. Right? She's like, okay. Her and her friend, they continue chanting, chanting. As soon as that happens, she feels a finger from her chin go up to her bottom lip. And her bottom lip starts swelling. Oh, shit.

swelling fam so she goes into the makeup room and they're like what the fuck is going on they called the ER her and her makeup artist while they're sitting in the chair like just waiting for the emergency they hear outside the building something scratching trying to get in

You know what I mean? So, and Queenie, she asked her friend, she's like, okay, I need one of my Catholic friends or Christian friends to give me a prayer to get this out. So she got a prayer, she prayed it away, but the directors called her again because the final scene is when they're all on the floor, like four of them, and they all have to chant it one more time. Oh, no. Yeah. So they made them do it again. They made them do it.

do it again after all this so they said the prayer it was gone for a while yeah they get in the room they do the final scene fam again when they chanted on all of their foreheads the scratch they feel no no they feel a finger going down the forehead to the the top lip again that's all of them get swelled up

Oh, shit. And there's like scratches everywhere, bro. And like they cancel it. They're like, no, no, we're not doing this anymore because it's happened twice now. Yeah, that's wrong. Directors, you can't make us do this anymore. Yeah. And so they prayed it away and it went away. But you can't fuck with that. And they're trying to do it just for the film. Just for the film. Damn.

But American Horror Story like that's based on a real pop a leg box So that that's an actual thing and then they're just like recreating recreating. Yeah, but if you recreate it you're playing with fire Yeah, that's true. Yeah, it's pretty it's real stuff. They're just putting it back. Yeah

Like, yo, bro, if you imagine your thing swells up, bro, even when I was reading the notes, remember? Remember you're like, the glass in the kitchen fell. Like, yo, what was that noise? But you know what I mean? We're protected. No, because honestly, anytime it comes to

like there's a fine line with with making art that's different and the thing is the art that we kind of lean to the most yeah are sometimes the darker ones and the ones that you don't see often and those ones become enticing for a reason yeah because maybe those evils that are attached to it or who knows what's attached to it it entices you because it's supposed to be like a tempting thing you know what i mean and that's why you see a lot of art it might be

It's like, it's like not unethical. That's not the word, but it's almost abnormal for you. And it makes you feel like eerie, but it's still intriguing. You know what I mean? To the point where you kind of want to, you know what I mean?

Discover the unknown. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. And that's the same thing they say with pornography and stuff. If you dive in one way, it could, depending on the type of person you are, it's like a rabbit hole of how much more weirder or shocking you can get a feel out of. Because...

it's just like how drugs are if your brain is being stimulated by one thing you have to step it up whatever else is like stimulating it yeah and that's what happens with like certain people they keep stepping out and serial killers they say it always starts if you're like this is a common trait yeah they always start torturing or harming animals okay and that's a clear tell sign

Before they start hurting humans. Like Jeffrey Dahmer. Who he started with. What did he start with? I think he started with rabbits. Like the composition of rabbits. And then like he turned out to be a serial killer. That's fucked. Including like...

the don't f with cats guy you know what I'm talking about? Luca Magnato I think he was from Toronto actually and the first thing he did was like put cats into like a garbage bag and vacuum sealed it killed the cats and put the video online but the reddit mans that wanted to crack down on the case

They use... It was so weird because I didn't know this, but like every time you post something, there's metadata in it, like a code. And they can find out, I guess, like a geolocation about where it was taken. Oh, so they found him through that. They were able to find him. But they're obviously like these special hackers, manza from the dark web. And then they can track down on him. That's sick. But it takes a lot like that, bro. Yeah. No, metadata is very scary too because it's like we could be tracked right now, to be honest. Yeah, I know, but...

Yo, like at this point who the fuck cares? No, like there's too much. There's already too much data We're kind of cooked already, you know Like Loki they could they could clone us already. There's enough content for that. Yeah, there's enough content There's enough content for that. They already took my voice though. I know it's raps bro. God has to come soon man. Holy shit. The only thing I really I really do hope this is true that

The energy you put out with your art doesn't get twisted in a way that wouldn't please you. You know what I mean? What do you mean by that? So, you know how when an artist puts out a song and that song could get remixed? Most of the time, the artists that got remixed, they're like, oh, I like that rendition of it. And it's never a thing of like, oh, I hate that they used my thing, blah, blah, blah. Because it comes out of a place of...

Yeah, yeah. But we're getting into scarier times where they don't really need any legalities with it. They can just throw it up on the internet. It could even go viral. For example, the Drake song, that's AI. Now it will get even weirder when they start doing things that are the complete opposite, almost like taste or genre of that person and against their beliefs. Like imagine...

ah like imagine um they take let's say like pop smoke's voice and then they make him rap like ice spice which is a thing yeah yeah i mean that because it's like they're saying that i uh pop smoke is just a boy version of ice spice that's why they're both popping now what if they say things like he wouldn't approve of now we can't know because he's obviously not alive oh yeah now it's such a discredit to him and such a like a disrespect to be like

you know let's just use this let's sell it because it's gonna pop off because they could do that right now like dead artists voice and likeness they can just keep using it for bands and bands and bands yo you know um the group ABBA yeah yeah yeah they did like um dancing queen and all those songs right now that group fam you know they have a concert right now that they're not even on stage what do you mean so they sell out

Tours bro. Oh, that's lit. They sell out tours. They spent I think like a month doing a Recognition and like recording and they made a holograms of their younger sounds kind of fire with their voices Yeah on stage and right now it's sold out. So even though they're old they're like using their old younger bodies as yeah Oh, that's kind of isn't that crazy? Yeah, like they recognize uh, they did like one of these so like if they see a man on the crowd here Oh press the high-five emote. Yeah, oh

The guy's just there like this. Isn't that fucked? That's so fucked. Because if you bag it, because there was an account that did this. They used my voice AI-ed it, and then they did theories on a video. Oh, yeah. If I really wanted to, bro...

What do you mean? I'm out of here. Chill, chill. Just a fake AI Carlos? Crazy. And you can make millions of dollars low-key doing that. Yeah, and then just keep pushing it up, pushing it up, pushing it up. Yeah, because it's under your voice. So people will watch it if it's under your voice. I think we're getting closer. You know the cookie clicker game? Oh, yeah. I feel like we're getting closer and closer and closer to life being exactly like a cookie clicker game. What? Where you can just do everything from your phone.

automate everything. Let's say, for example, look, I'm about to put everyone on game. So you want to start a business. Let's say it's clothing, right? You can get a designer from Fiverr. Boom, put some money in there. Get the designer, makes the clothes, send to a manufacturer. Boom, you stay on your phone. All you're doing is this. Technically, all you're really doing is pressing buttons. Pressing buttons can be done by what? ChatGPT. You can tell ChatGPT, oh, make me a proposal to a manufacturer.

It's done. And if you want it on voice, shit, put it into the voice recognition. Use your voice. Calculate it. Boom. You make a robot that talks for you in your voice. Yeah.

You don't have to do shit no more. I know. No, because I remember, I think it was Sneako's editor. This is when I knew it was really fucked. Like the TikTok is sending out people money. So he's like, oh, this is my job. I make, I think it's like 3K a month just by clipping up Kai's clips.

So he's like, okay, my daily routine. I wake up, I drink water and I watch Kai stream. I clip up all the funny things. I put it in CapCut, right? And then the subway surfers. I put either subway surfers, GTA gameplay and Kai and just put auto captions all on CapCut. And he goes back to sleep. But he's making money in his sleep. Yo, if you guys want to make money, like deadass, listen to me. Yeah, okay, yeah. There's already so many people that do it.

Might as well tell you guys, especially the ones that really mess with us. If y'all want to make bread and want to be entrepreneurs, easiest way to make money right now is clip up our podcast.

Post it on TikTok. You guys will make bread. There's accounts that are making 4K right now. Let me just shout them out. 4K or more. Shout to Jumpers Clips, Jumpers Remix, Jumpers Rewind. Fam, I go on my thing. I'm like, yo, these are not our clips. Fam, they're getting 5 mil views, 12 mil views. I'm like, holy shit. So y'all, if you want to make some bread, do it. Just, I want to say this. At least like tag us or OG account and send them to the YouTube. Fam, it's free money. We're doing the...

the work for you. That's all we're asking. Like, just send them to the YouTube show so we can have more. It's a win-win. Everybody eats. Everybody eats. I know y'all will cook with that. Yo, but I know for sure one of those Remix Jumpers accounts is making at least 2K a month. No, there's one that's making 3K. 3K a month. Guaranteed, yeah.

No, yeah, there is. There's someone that hit me up about it. Yeah, and I'm happy that you guys, yo, so if you're really supportive of us and you just want to make easy bread, fam, imagine like an hour of your work working at McDonald's is $14.99. Clipping up 15 seconds can make you $3K a month. Yo, someone do the calculation.

If you're a stupid fam, you would actually just not hop on the ship. And that's US. That's US. And that's US dollars. Yeah, crazy. Yo, it's actually... Yo, getting... I love this part of like... In this generation. Because it's like... Yeah, the people that are getting rich quick are the people...

willing to like use these things because a lot of people it's still in development stage know like where it's low-key peaking right now because you can use whatever you know what it is bro and it's always been this in my opinion it's always been the people that would do the stuff that nobody else wants to do yeah period those are the people that become successful the people that will do the stuff nobody else wants

that's also what you call a 1%. Because if 99% of people won't do it, 1% of them will, and 1% will gain what the 99% didn't. And that's just true in all things, to be honest. Like, if you want to go ahead and dedicate your life to basketball, I mean, there's a lot of basketball players. What I'm saying is like,

to be the top tier you have to work really hard and do all these things that sacrifices nobody else would really do yeah and you can make your way there especially when it comes to even more niche things about like building businesses working on like infrastructure in the city engineering having a whole company that does the manufacturing for metals and minerals dog these type of things

Even though it's not trending, you'll make millions of dollars. It's just not about that, you know? Yeah, I know. A lot of people, because it's like how you say history repeats itself. So it's like a lot of people are going around and saying like, oh, what do you call this? You know the WWE? Yeah. And like a lot of songs and artists right now, they're just taking shit from the old. Like we said before, fam, if the WWE is getting so much money on bringing like a man like Randy Orton back into the world,

to retirement. Fam, just look at the trends that are coming back. An artist sampling an old song. Bo, if you're a small artist right now, just sample a big old song. It'll get you some traction. Yeah, it's very simple. You can just see what everybody else is doing and kind of do it the same. But you have to bring something to the table that nobody's ever seen or done before. And that's the tricky part. That's like the true creativity part. That's why I think certain people, they're meant to be seen is because they have that type of creativity nobody else has.

And honestly, everybody's like that though. Everybody has a brain and experiences that nobody else is used to. Yeah.

And especially the ones that are willing to stray away from what's popular. A lot of people are scared just because like they don't... If they put something out, people are not going to like it. Fam, you have to realize that there's 7 million people. If you put something out, somebody in 7 million will like it. So it's like... 7 billion. 7 billion, yeah. 7 billion people will like it. So it's like, bro, it's like stop being scared. Just put it out. If you have three people, that's a blessing. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's true. It's true. And...

Maybe... Because this is how it usually works. It's like your idea might not pop off right now. But... It'll pop off later. You never know when it will. I think... What's that... Oh...

oh, JID's song going on, like the, when the trend is like, they put the phone on the ceiling and it's like, push the fucking button. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fam, that was released like seven years ago. Seven years ago, now it's charting on billboards. TikTok has so much power right now, bro. So much power, bro. Honestly, fam, and the only thing you have to worry about is like, the things in your way that will, this is how it is. I feel like,

It's very open and very free. This is what social media is. Very open, very free. And then there's almost like a rule book. And the moment you cross the rule book, then nobody wants to hear your shit no more. Or nobody wants to hear from you no more. And they close you off from everything else. And then now you're not free. So it's kind of contradicting itself sometimes. Which is very interesting. And I wonder why it's like that. I don't know. Very interesting. It's like...

Everyone fights for freedom. But nobody wants... And then the moment someone uses their freedom, what happens? Yeah. He gets Kanye'd. Exactly. Isn't that crazy? Isn't that interesting? Yeah. Did you see him at... I think it was in Abu Dhabi or something. He was chilling with Dirk. And he just looks very fat. I don't know what happened to Kanye or what he's been eating, fam. But like, yo. Because I think he's... Is he on the pills again, maybe? Oh, he's on the pills again? Because that's what happens when like...

He was gaining a lot of weight from it. Yeah. But who knows? Maybe he's just eating nice, bro. Yeah. I just hope it's like a one big, like, I told you so, and this whole thing just blows up so we can get some Kanye music again, bro. Did I ever tell you the Spongebob bus theory? Bus theory? Wait, the one when he was in Rock Bottom? Yeah. Did I ever tell you that? No. What was it? So...

You know how that episode of Spongebob, every time he was trying to get on the bus, the bus would pass? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's an explanation. It's because he was depressed, right? No. No, that wasn't? Nah, check this out. So the beginning of that episode in Rock Bottom, he was at Glove World with Patrick, remember? Yeah. Literally the first...

The first thing that SpongeBob does when he hops on the bus is what? He takes his big ass glove and goes, Oh yeah, and hits the beat. And beats the fuck out of the bus driver, bro. He's the fuck out of the bus driver. And the bus driver's like knocked out and shit. And he was pressed. You look back at him like this. Remember? Yeah. Now check this out. When he was at rock bottom trying to get on a bus, what happened? All of the buses didn't want to pick him up. Why? Why?

Because he did that? Because the bus driver probably told all the other bus drivers, yo, keep an eye out for SpongeBob, fam.

No, because there's a theory going on that that whole episode was to tell kids indirectly about depression. No way. It was. Is it actually? Yeah, because look. So he was at Glove World. He was at his happiest. Yeah. When you fall down to rock bottom, rock bottom is when people are depressed. Like when you're at rock bottom, you literally want to... Oh, shit. You want to off yourself. And like, so when he was trying to talk to people, he did the...

Right? Yeah. Fam, you can't communicate with anyone. He's trying to communicate, but no one is listening to him. Oh, that's deep. Yeah, I know. And then when he tried to get picked up, nobody was helping him because they kept going, oh, there's an opportunity to get cured. Nope, I don't want it because he was so oblivious. Remember? That's crazy. He went to the candy thing. He was like, no, I don't want that. I'm going to go to the candy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even though the bus was ready there to pick him up. Mm.

You know what I mean? People in depression usually, like, they don't want that help because it's like, they're in their own circle. You know what I mean? So they push off. And the chocolate might be a metaphor for using. Yeah, exactly. No, no, I think that's what it is. It's a metaphor for using and then he can't go onto the bus because he's like...

no i'm here i need a great of chocolate and he's like contemplating chocolate or home chocolate or home exactly no and that's why it's like spongebob fam greatest show greatest show like imagine you're taking that that deep yeah i didn't even realize that until i was an adult you know that episode where patrick became smart and he had like a different head on his head oh like the big yeah yeah the brain the brain yeah the brain episode so there's a theory that when patrick put on

that brain on his head. It was actually planted...

by plankton by plankton why to make him smart so check this it's interesting yeah now you can literally see it in in the episode when he puts the head on top of his head there's like the plug that goes inside remember and then what happens to the gears the gears start turning and there's cobwebs but the gears and the cobwebs they're not from his head because obviously he put on a new head

So why would there be gears and cobwebs? Yeah. It would be from something else. Check this out. Wait, what? Check this out. At the end of the episode where he became like Patrick again, he became like dumb again. Yeah. Now this is where it gets really fucked. Because ever since he put back on his original head, quote unquote, his original head.

He became Patrick and dumb. But since that episode, Patrick would have a one, two times where he's fucking smart. Like, he would have, like, a hiccup and a smart moment. Yeah, yeah. And throughout SpongeBob, after that episode, you could see it. Like, he'll be like, um, how do we do this? But that was actually the solution. And it was actually smart. Yeah. It was actually smart. Now, check this out, right? Uh-huh. There's, um...

There's an episode where Patrick comes up with a solution and Plankton is in the room. Everybody's shocked that, yo, he just said something smart, right? And Plankton goes, man, I guess a broken dummy can come up with something smart. He said broken. So theory is the head that they put on him. Yeah.

Wasn't actually his original head. It was another one of Plankton's inventions. Now this is where it gets even crazier. So there's another episode where SpongeBob and Patrick, they go to like a...

What's that Goofy Cooper thing? Yeah, Goofy. And there's a celebrity he was trying to get like an autograph from, right? Yeah. It's like, oh man, I was trying to get an autograph. He shows his head and you can see like an autograph from Spongebob and Sandy. And in the bottom left, it says Plankton was here. No. On the head. Oh, I think I remember it. On his head.

On the head that he put on. Back on like this. Oh no. Now also. Remember that episode where he was like really thinking and shit? Yeah. And then. I think he was trying to write something. He's like. Brain work. And the gears started working again. Right? The gears. Were the exact same type of gears. That were in the cobweb gears. The exact same. So it's not his brain fam. It was Plankton. And the goal was. Because I think there's another episode where Plankton tries to.

manipulate everyone in Bikini Bottom by putting something on their head and they all become like zombies so they tried it so he tried so that's one of his original inventions to try and use somebody as Patrick because Patrick is the easiest because he's the dumbest that makes sense because if he puts that helmet on everyone you have control of the whole thing damn I think he ended up doing it right like in the Spongebob movie I think he ended up doing it too oh shit

With the buckets? The buckets on everyone's head? Yeah, you did, right? And then the goofy goober and he shot all the helmets off? Yeah. Yeah, so I think it all led up to that. Yo, SpongeBob is nice with their foreshadowing. Yeah, no. And they don't continue it. They continue the hints in episodes. If there's an Illuminati episode, it's not going to just be in that episode. You'll see a triangle somewhere else. You're going to see it come back. You're going to see it come back, bro. There's also another one. Fuck, I'm thinking of the... Is it...

oh, fuck. It's like eyes wide open or it's like in front of our eyes. It's like a cartoon. It's also a cartoon. That's on... It's on Netflix. I think my dad watches it too. It's the thing. It's on... Where they clown the Illuminati. Yeah, the... It's the girl that works for Illuminati. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah.

And there was one where they were trying to find, I think they found a map and it took them downstairs, right? And then all the celebrities were down there and it's literally in front of our face. They were like, oh, save some pizza for Paul Rudd. And they were just naming. Save some pizza. Oh. Oh, I just backed that. Yo, pizza. Yeah, but they said that. Save some pizza for Paul Rudd. That's fucked. Oh, Miley, do you want some pepperoni? I was like, yo, what the fuck? And I was like, crazy stuff. Damn. Yeah.

Because who knows, like maybe those people that are in it can kind of give those subtle hints. Yeah. But it's usually like all in front of our face. Remember the iSpice video I showed you when he was with, who's like that guy that dated Kim?

The ugly one? I don't know. Pete Davidson. Pete Davidson and some other, I think it was an actor. Yeah. And he said, oh, yeah, I was met by this guy. He had like horns. Oh, yeah. He said that shit. And I suppose they're like, the fuck? Yeah. And that's, I think it's SNL and usually SNL is like known for clowning these things. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because those touchy subjects that are like. What's the one that Ryan told us? You have to show that video. Which one? Where some guy, he's trying to be. Dude,

He was trying to be sneaky showing the Illuminati sign. Yo, he sat down like... So, yo, pull up that video, please. He sat like this, bro. Oh, you know what it was? It was Paul McCartney. Paul McCartney had hands down the craziest Illuminati showcase, fam. Like, how do you hint at the Illuminati like that, bro? That's so crazy. That was like crazy. Bro, like this. Bro...

Show the video fam. Yo, this is so fucked. Yo, I'm glad I remember that because I wanted to see it again fam. Holy shit. Like mans are not even getting... This is so fucked. They're not even getting tricky with it no more. Let me see. Yeah bro, holy shit. The Illuminati's actually falling off fam. Oh my gosh. You guys are trying way too hard. Yo, that's so crazy fam.

Nah, I'm gonna start sitting down that way every time I walk in a restaurant Yo, next time we're in LA, that's all we do. Yo, imagine you do it when you're in LA and then somebody's like, yo. And then they give you like a crazy handshake. Oh, that's crazy. Yo, the craziest thing is I'm very curious, right? Because apparently there's like a secret handshake these, the people in the club use. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, what if like somebody's giving you a handshake and it feels weird? It's like a weird dap up. Yeah. But then you realize, wait,

That's the secret handshake that they're trying to do. Oh, that's weird. Isn't that weird? Yeah. Cults like that. Comment down below if you know what I'm talking about. But there's like this community, right? Where they all drive. I think it's driving golf carts. And they have like ribbons. So it's specifically colored ribbons. Yeah. Towards their kinks.

So like, if you see someone driving and you see a purple ribbon, that's like a foot fetish. Oh, interesting. And it's a built-in community. So like, you know what you're getting into. Like the golf club. I think so. I don't know what it's called, but I seen a documentary on it. It was like really weird because it's like, oh, if you have some sexual preference, you know exactly who to look for. Word.

Because they're driving with like a flag that says, I like feet. That's interesting. Yeah. There's this one thing I seen like long, long time ago on Instagram, but it's so smart. I don't know why people don't do this anymore, but they had like a sign and this is at a house party and they had different colored cups.

And each cup had a different like system where it says, okay, if you're single, you take a blue cup. If you're, if you're taking, you take a red cup. If you're, um, if you're here and introverted, you take like a, yeah, you take like a green cup. Yo,

And if you're wild, you take like a crazy golf. There's like a different one. Yeah, yeah. But it's so interesting. Like, I would really, really want to see who's at the party at the moment. And it would be a good clear teller of how to interact with them. Exactly. Shy but trying to make friends. And yeah, one of them was like that. Shy but trying to make friends is this call. Yo, that's so fire because it's like, yeah, I would approach him differently. Exactly. Oh.

For a shy person, extroverted person, single, you know? And you don't have to go through the rejection no more because you know that person has a red cup. You're cuffed. Yeah. I don't even need to go up to you. Exactly. Oh, that's so smart. It's so smart. That's got to be like a college thing, right? I think so. I think so. I remember seeing you on Instagram like way back in the day. Mm-hmm.

You know, I got Instagram when it first came out. I think I got it in like 2014. Really? Yeah. You know what's crazy? I didn't get Instagram until grade 10 and I was on my cousin's Instagram the whole time. Really? So all my friends were following my little cousin. Oh, word. And they're like, yeah, we kind of shared the account. So it's like, I seen his DMs and he seen mine, which is super weird because I didn't want myself out there. Yeah. You know what I mean? It was like, it was weird at that time. It's like, oh, I don't want to post pictures of myself. That's weird. Interesting. But then now that became my job.

like i have to post yeah yeah but as soon as i my fault go ahead no i remember instagram like at first when i when i was on it it was all photography yeah like that's what it was meant to be it was like a bridge some plants yeah and that's what i would do too like i would take pictures of like trees and shit yeah yeah but as soon as as soon as i seen like man's like bloody osiris like he he made millions of dollars just from fit pics bro i'm like yeah you can make so much money by

by doing whatever. - You know why all those people are famous too? - Why? - It was because of Tumblr at the time. Tumblr was that at first. And if you were on it early. So you know how for us, it would be the equivalent of like TikTok. 'Cause we were kind of on TikTok early as a podcast. The same thing is like, they were early on Tumblr for FitPix. - And then they just moved to Instagram? - I think the new one, the new one, ah shit, I'm about to put Bear Man's on game. - I'll blur it out. - No, you don't have to blur it out. The new one is Pinterest.

pinterest oh he's just making a comeback no no no not making a comeback but like for virality and like getting a following number one pinterest number two crazy linkedin linkedin yeah like fit pics on linkedin not for fit pics necessarily but as a following that's interesting yeah i mean in a corporate yo linkedin is probably one of the cringiest sites man like right now and then that's what did we say about tiktok this is a crazy app

bag that I just called myself bag that right now cause I seen a man say like yo I love KPMG I was just hired and then like a week after he's like bro I just got let go but I love KPMG still like bro why you sucking corporate dick fam like stop this no but you have to do that right like there's certain people you have to the thing is

We have a perspective of not having to work for somebody. Because we are technically entrepreneurs. We do our own thing on our own time. But a lot of people, they don't have that luxury. And that's something that we have to be very thankful for. Grateful, yeah. Grateful for. Because, bro, there's some people that they have to literally be a certain way and almost assimilate their mind a certain way so that they can be good at their job in that setting. Because they're not the king of that setting. Yeah.

you know that is true and that's the tough part because man's have to make their ends meet and that's how it is yeah but

But W to all those troopers that push through it and then use that money that they make from their one job, put it into their side hustle and end up doing something way crazier later on in life. No, just looking at the Spotify numbers, it's like, yo, you have to be super grateful because it's like, God doesn't give the opportunity to a lot of people. And since if you're a lucky one, you got to just use it. Like take advantage of,

Like there should be no days where oh, yeah. Oh, I'll do that later You know, I mean because it's like fam he could take it away whenever exactly. Yeah, you have to really just And a big thing too is um, I hate how you know, there's a there's a thing of like you get comfortable. Mm-hmm at this point in my life Yo, I'm really like trying to make myself uncomfortable, bro. Yeah, and and

those are the times where i feel like the best yeah the most powerful yeah because the times where i'm too comfortable i feel like stressed yeah i have a fear i've low-key gotten a fear of like just thinking of like when i'm old and i just can't do some shit or like what do you mean i can't stand up because my fucking back hurts or some shit yeah that that really like scares me so it's like that low-key pushes me too because it's like yo while i'm young i should just be doing everything that i want to do yeah because there's no reason not to yeah because i'm like yo just thinking like damn bro like

I can't even wipe my own ass. Like, fuck. Oh, shit. Like, if it gets to that point... Yeah, that, like, low-key, that's coming for everybody. Yeah, it's coming for everybody. Like, at the end of the day, the world still spins, you know what I mean? That's everybody's thing. Like, everybody gets old. Everybody ends up having to do something like that. Because, yo, like, that's one thing we can't really fight is the things that...

like our part of life yeah you know like sometimes there's loss sometimes there's you know this and that that's why you got to take care that's why it's always a balance like health your wealth and like your spiritual side too is like all things you have to work at and sometimes when you're too focused on one yo sometimes when you're too focused on like one tier of it let's say you're too focused on the wealth part the other shit and you don't care about then you feel like

Down because why you haven't put any effort into the other two and then you feel like you accomplish everything Yo, you didn't call accomplish everything if the other two aren't fulfilled. Yeah, it's like a whole jar here That's like I know if you're rich, but you're always sick him. What's the point family? You have to be you have to be so Healthy and rich to enjoy your wealth. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. There's one more us one drop there. I want to tell you about okay, so

because I never bagged this this is really interesting so you know the flowers in the spongebob sky the flowers oh yeah you know what I'm talking about yeah it's like the colorful flowers I thought you were talking about the ones on the like the pink ones not on the floor but I know I know about the flowers in the sky though the flowers in the sky you know what those are are

You know what those are? No, they're just flowers. Like these things. Hold on. Let me see. Flowers in the sky. They're like resemble those clouds. These things. Yeah, they resemble those clouds, right? Yeah. That's the common belief, but it's not. What is it? So those flowers, the colorful ones, they're not clouds because in the show... Oh, wait, I have a guess.

Okay, hold on. Since SpongeBob is all about war, right? Are those the poppies? No, no, no. Oh, okay. That would be a crazy guess. That's interesting. But there's an episode where those flowers actually get covered by other clouds. I don't know if you remember the surfing episode. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so there are clouds in SpongeBob, but those flowers aren't clouds. You know what they are? This guy is fucking edging me. It's really interesting. Yeah, yeah. Because...

They're actually oil deposits showing that it's been polluted. What? So you know how when oil goes into the sea or water, it creates an effect that's very like... Let me see. Here. It creates this effect.

When oil goes into water, it creates an effect. That's what it is? That's what it is. So those flowers, it's symbolizing like that water's been polluted. Now, Bikini Atoll, what Bikini Bottom is based off of, has a lot of oil contamination. So they're showing that with these flowers.

Now, even closer, there's an episode where Squidward comes out of a flower. The fuck? Yeah. And when you look inside it, what is it? It's black, like...

Oil. Oh shit. Damn. I had never- All these things in Spongebob, they're pretty sick with it, man. Now, low-key, I still believe my poppy theory. That's gotta be a- Poppy? Yeah, because, fam, remember it was a war field? And that's low-key their homage. No, it's not a war field. It is. It's a nuclear testing. Oh, okay. They like dropped nukes on a ship. There was no soldiers involved, though? Boom.

nah no soldiers it's like a testing field but i didn't know too that um the spongebob voiced gary and squidward sometimes oh shit really yeah and the narrator he did everything yeah i knew that one i knew the narrator did it all fam that's crazy isn't isn't you know when uh patchy the pirate becomes like live action yeah yeah in those one episodes where he's like actually live actions like cooking burgers and shit i think that's the voice of spongebob no no i think that's a different guy

Yo leave it on the comments if you know. I think it is. Cause I think- no he looked different still. No that's the voice of Spongebob. Really? The Patchy the pirate like the actual guy. So did they make him lip sync it? Cause I know that's not the guy. I know Patchy is not the guy who voices Spongebob. It is. No way. Let me see. I'm gonna see right now. Cause yo David Dobrik had- he invited the guy who's Spongebob. So let me see if he's the same one. Okay so this is- Tom Kenny. That's him. No way. That's not him. What's his name?

I don't know, but he doesn't look the same. That's him. That literally looks like him. He's probably just older there. Oh, he probably... Does he have the same nose? Oh, he does have him, bro. What? That's him. Oh, that's crazy stuff. Yeah, it's like little Easter eggs and shit. Yeah. Damn. Low-key, a lot of these cartoons, they'll leave some hints about the creator. You just don't know. And fam, you don't realize it until two men start talking about it on the podcast. Like, later on. Like, later on. That's facts. Yeah.

Honestly, sometimes I wish I could experience the podcast too. Because there's some shit I want to be surprised by too. Yeah, because low-key, if you think about it, do you guys like... Because I don't know if they get hyped when they hear a spongebob theory. They're like, mocked him. I would get hyped. No, because people told me theories before. For me to obviously tell theories. But when I hear somebody else telling a theory, I'm like, oh, shit.

Let's go. That's crazy. There's a video of me floating around in a vlog. Yeah. Because I went to a pop-up. And then, like, I wasn't really in the mood because I was waiting in that line for, like, three hours, fam. So the guy asked me, yo, Gavin, let me get a theory on the spot. I'm like, hell no. I say straight up hell no. I say you got to go ask Carlos for that. Can I see the video?

I'm out, bro. That's a joke. And then I had to caption it, yo, I love my fans though because I love you guys, bro. But sometimes, bro, if I'm waiting in the line for three hours on the cold, fam, I'm not trying to tell a theory. Yo, there was somebody that came up to me and they recognized you. They're like, yo, I guess Gavin's kind of shy in person, huh? Oh, yeah, I am. Like, word. Yeah, I told you, I have social anxiety. I actually didn't believe that. Man,

But whenever you're with me, you're not. Yeah, obviously, because it's like, I have, you know, because it's like, once I say, yo, what's up? You usually be like, oh, what's your name? And I'll be like, yo, what's your name? Oh, true. You know what I mean? But if it's just me, holy shit. I said, oh, what? He said, three smile. Yo, fuck my bad for that guy, bro. That's a joke, bro. I gave him a free hoodie, so...

Theory on the spot. Theory on the spot is crazy, bro. I would have locked in right there. Yo, which one you want? You know the kid at recess? He has all the stuff and he's like, I got Spongebob, I got Jimmy New, which one you want?

No, because if you ask me for a theory on the spot, it feels like you're kind of disrespecting me. You think so? Yeah, it's like, yo, that's all I'm known for. Like, yo, tell me a theory. Like, what? Like, ask me how my day is first. Interesting, interesting. Because if you got that a hundred times, wouldn't you want to be like, yo, what am I to these people? Low-key, but I like it, though.

Nah, don't say that because then you're going to get a bunch of people just asking you that. No, there's been times people ask me for theories and I don't say it. Yeah, yeah. I tell them all the time, like, yo, I'm off the clock, fam. That's what I say. That's really what I say. I'm off the clock, bro. I should start doing that instead of Hell No. Hell No is crazy. I just tell them, like, oh, I'm off the clock, dog. You have a theory for me? That's what I say. You have a theory for me? That's true. Hell No is going to be... Let me play the audio one. Let me play the audio one with the full one.

Go ask Carlos for that shit. Yo. My fault, bro. That's jokes. That's jokes.

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