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EP.151 - LIL TAY FAKE DEATH THEORY, CRAZY IRL STREAMER STORY & THOUSAND YARD STARE THEORY

2023/10/8
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I guess it's hard to look at life like from the lens of not an artist to an artist. Why? How? Because I feel like all my life like I felt like

I just wanted to make stuff. That sounds corny as shit though. Like I hate sounding like that. But it's true. I couldn't imagine my life without... You know how there's like people that just like support art? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I've always wanted to be the one with the supporters making the art. You know, I could never see my life where I'm like...

I did nothing with my life and all I did was just like... Consume? Consume. Yeah, yeah, consume. That's a bad word, support. I feel like I consume a lot though. I feel like I'm definitely a more consumer than maker.

But I'm trying to make it different. But I feel like I consume way more than I create. But consuming is not bad, though. Because I consume a lot of trends. So I know exactly what's going on, right? And I can... Like, in a business standpoint, I can move with the trends or I know what's popping and what's not. You know what I mean? You know Rick Rubin? Who's that? He's like the...

So Travis Scott, Kanye West, all these different like rappers, even the old rock bands, they used to have this guy just in the studio. All he does, fam, he's just a tastemaker. What do you mean? He doesn't produce shit. He doesn't...

He doesn't, he does no technical work. Yeah. All he does is like, yeah, I like that. I don't like this. I like this. Yeah, fam. Like he just gives pointers on what he thinks should be changed or how he thinks the music sounds better that way. Word. Is he a musician or no? Like he has to be. He knows how to play music. Okay. But he's not a musician. Word.

Word. He just gets paid to be in the room, fam. Word. So there's this one time, you know Chop Suey? That one time that was, oh yeah, I know that one. Lucy copied him. Oh yeah. So there's one bar in that song and it said something like, something the Lord's strength, blah, blah, blah. But anyways, he was saying when they were making that song, the singer, he had no idea what the fuck he wanted to say. Word. Like,

Like he was just like, damn, bro. Like, well, what should I put in, put in this song? And he goes, go pick a book off the wall right now. Okay. Any book, open it and pick a sentence out of that book.

Opened it. Picked the first sentence. And he made it into lyrics? And just put it in. What? And his view on it was like, the universe made that. God made that. Oh. That verse. That's kind of sick. Because just by chance, by odd, by you choosing something by random, God put that exactly there. Oh.

And literally the words were what? It's like, Lord, give me strength. Something like that. Okay, okay. Interesting as fuck. You know what? It's crazy too because I've seen that exact same plot in a reality show. Really? So there was like this... It was like a Love Island thing, right? Yeah. And then this girl had a crush on the boy but the girl didn't really want to move to the guy, right? And then...

Her friend was like yo get a book and just read that read like a line and like the first line was like like you should Get with him because this might be your destiny. No what the fuck yeah exactly that's the exact line So I'm like I'm like whoa this has to be play obviously because it's a reality show yeah, but fam that's like super plan like we get it yeah That's too specific. You should get with him because that's your destiny bro go on. The Korean guy across from you You will fall in love with the Korean guy across from you like what the fuck Who wrote this shit?

That's so cool. Nah, fam. Yo, there's this Dave Chappelle, like, skit. And you know how Tupac's music, it always sounds... It sounds like he's still alive. Oh, yeah. Like, it sounds relevant to this day. So there's a Dave Chappelle skit where...

They're in the club listening to Tupac. Yeah, yeah. And then he's just saying shit that it pretty much happened as it's going. The guy across the room. And then Deshaun was like, yo, what the fuck? That's weird still. That's weird. I think, I truly believe low-key, like there's, there has to be at least like,

Five celebrities Yeah That aren't actually dead Like they're actually alive bro Alive At least At least five I mean shit Lil Tay came back Yeah

No, but Lil Tay, that was all just a marketing thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you have any conspiracies about that? About the Lil Tay thing? It's just dumb because low-key, if you want to cancel somebody, cancel Lil Tay. Because everybody was going to mourn her death. Yeah, and then she used it. And she used it for clout. That's fucked. Which is crazy too. That's deception. I have a theory too where like, you know the whole her parents were abusing her and stuff like that?

You think that's fake? No, that was actually, what do you call this? I think her parents didn't want her brother making money off of her and shit like that. So the reason why she put that RIP sentence out, like, oh, RIP Lil Tay, she has died. It's because her parents wanted her image off the internet completely. So the parents hacked her Instagram and put that message out so there would be no more monetization of Lil Tay. So you think it's like a...

To end it. Yeah, to end it. But it was already gone though. That's the thing. What, her popularity? Yeah. No, like she was gone. She's just like off the grid. She was. Yeah, she was. But at the same time, it was like the parents knew her brother was going to bring her back somehow. True. You know what I mean? So you think like he was planning shit? Yeah. Or because she was going to make a music anyway and put it online. They just didn't want her, like for the protection of her, they didn't want her on the internet.

His Asian parents are strict. Yeah, no, real shit. They're strict still. I think what it really was was just like, yo, let's get everybody excited about Lil Tay again. Because from the dead, literally. Yeah.

And then boom everybody has attention on her. It's fresh in our mind, and then we're gonna play her song. Yeah Okay, do you played her song you listen to it? Yeah, did you hear that bar? What bar? What? How did you not hear this bar? What was it? What the hell? So this is the bar that like everyone's talking about. So apparently in one of her ad libs you can hear her say, "Oh, we got something." Or it's like,

The bar was like we got something and then in the ad-lib it's like Illuminati. No. Yeah, listen, listen. It's so clear. I don't know. Ready? Ready? It's fast. Ready? Oh shit. What the fuck? Nah. And man's are saying it's Illuminate. No fam. It was, you want to hear it again? Play it one more time. Yeah.

No. Illuminati. No, that's crazy. Come on, bro. Be for real. Okay. If the Illuminati really did make that shit. Yeah. They're making some trash music now. Nah. Like, they downgraded. They went from Jay-Z to Dilute. Yeah.

Shit. And you know what, dude? Like, the whole music video looked like AI. Like, I feel like they made that whole shit, like, the music video and thing off AI. Like, it was another girl dancing and they put Lil Tay's face on it. Yeah, no, her face looked different. Yeah, yeah. But also, we just haven't seen her in bare time. I know, you know. It's just, like, kid grown older, so it looks odd. Facts. But I think that's just all it is. I think that what we're gonna start to see is more, like, celebrities that...

Went away. Not necessarily because they died or anything. Just like off-grid and come back. I have a good feeling about that. Why though? Because if you think about it, the way media is working right now, all the shit that was popping before, they're just revamping it. If you think about it, they're just doing that with all the Marvel stuff. They're doing that with all of, look, Fast and Furious. They brought back Han. They brought back all these characters from the past.

I think they're gonna do a new Tokyo Drift. Oh, shit. Yeah, so they're literally just taking what was old and bringing it back. So I'm saying freaking... How in the music sense though? Do you think, okay, so do you think like say Don Toliver goes, I mean Juice WRLD, like he died. No, no, no. I'm not saying someone that died. I'm just saying someone that's just off the grid. A great example would be, let's say Otis Redding. Who?

Who the hell? So, you know the song Otis with Jay-Z and Kanye? Oh, yeah, Otis. He's like really, really old, like, what do you call it? Musician. And then they just used his sample and then brought him back. Oh, yeah, sample? Yeah, type of thing. Sample's been a thing. No, but I'm saying, like, even to another extent, I think we could see, like, a Sean Kingston return. Feel me? Mm.

Because it's not that hard, bro. If you just follow trends and then see where it fits in, there could easily be another Sean Kingston artist. Yeah, artist. Yeah, artist or bank. And would you rather have Sean Kingston alike? Or would you rather have the OG? I would likely have the OG. You want the OG? Yeah, I want the OG. I'm telling you, still to this day, fam, if Black Eyed Peas came back out, it's raps. Really? I don't know, man. Different times.

Oh my God. No, no, listen, listen. Literally, look, look, this is the greatest marketing ever. Somebody's going to do this. Black Eyed Peas meets Blackpink. Raps. Raps. Low key, low key. You know how crazy that's going to go, bro? You know how much music they're going to sell? And then Black Eyed Peas drops an album like right after. Fam, they should make me Rick Rubin, bro. Really? Put me in the room. Fam, no, because yo, I don't know if you've tuned into the radio because my one car, I

It doesn't have aux, so I have to listen to the radio. Fam, the radio music is actually trash nowadays. - I know. - Like it's repetitive. So it's like bad pop song, bad pop song, then Taylor Swift. - Yeah. - Bad pop song, then Taylor Swift. - No it is. - And then Olivia Rodrigo, bad pop song, bad pop song. - Yo, you know what's fucked too? - Yeah. - I really hate it, but that Lil Tay song was catchy after a first play. - What?

In my head? The melody kept playing. I only listened to it one time, but that shit kept playing in my head just because it's so catchy. And hear me out, I think the new pop is actually country music. The new pop. Because I was listening to some country music. That's a crazy take. The chord progression, because I play guitar, right? Yeah. There's four chords you can play. G, a D,

an E minor, and an F. I think those are the chords, but if you keep playing those, you can match so many different songs that were in pop songs, that were even in rap songs, and specifically right now, country music. And it's just like a popular thing. It's like almost triggers your brain in a way to keep you excited and keep you enticed to the music. So it's just fucking with us and making us listen to it and get addicted to the song. Oh,

I like that now. You know the is Morgan Wallen a country singer? Yeah, okay He is he's the only one that I really fuck with like country wise cuz him he makes it sound like not country I don't know. It's like low-key fam. You know why yeah this is going to my point It's because all of the chord progressions are like aren't OG country. Yeah, yeah

They're kind of pop. It's a hybrid. Yeah, it's like pop progressions. Yeah. But put in a country format. And a thing that he does too, he makes, I don't know, he makes country look cool. Like, he doesn't have like the, the, like, cowboy boots. Like, he wears like gold chains and stuff like that. And I don't know if you've seen at his concert. Yeah. You know how UFC fighters walk out of the tunnel? Nah, he did that? Yeah, so, the song starts playing and then it's a black screen, right? And as soon as he walks out, he's like, he's like licking his lips. That's kind of sick. Like, he's got the fire.

He's just about to sing shit. That's hard though. That's hard. I think it's whenever we see a creator that shifts the fucking industry in the way of like, this is what you think a rock star is. Facts. Boom. This is what it is now. Now we have their attention. Shout out to our boy at the Yachty concert last time. I want to get that big to where mans are doing this. So when Uzi's I Just Wanna Rock him on,

He jumped up and started clapping. You know who you are. I want to get to that popularity when they see me. He jumped up, his feet were in the air, five claps, and then his feet landed. He was looking around because he thought anyone would look at him.

Nah, yo, 'cause whenever I hear that song now, I feel like it's overplayed. Yeah, it is. I just wanna rock. I just don't like that. That happens to all music though. Eventually it just sounds like, ugh, tired. It's just tired, fam. But yeah, but now like the artists, man, like,

If you're a Twitch streamer or you're like a content creator like a YouTube, you have more of an opportunity to make it mainstream than actual rappers with talent. Which is crazy. Yeah, that's true. Yo, what I just bagged like recently, all of these fucking streamers, bro, like Kai Sanat, Aiden Ross, Speed, they low-key have a bigger viewership.

Than the news. Yeah. They have a bigger viewership than the news. And low-key, they have more bread, bro. They have more money than the news itself. Yeah. A lot of people sleep on Twitch streamers because they think that there's nerds that play games. No. That's where the tension is at, bro. That bag is there. That's where the tension is. And you know what?

Who's that Nasubi guy that you talked about? Yeah, Nasubi. Yeah, so there was also another person, a live streamer, that really did the most ridiculous stuff for fame. What do you do? Do you know RoroChan underscore 1999? Have you heard of this? Nah. No, okay. So there was this like, I think there was this girl in Japan where she started streaming out in 2012, right? On like a Japanese app. And all the,

on all her like um streams she wore a mask so no one knew what she looked like and i guess her her main objective was like she wanted to be the biggest on that app right yeah yeah and she was a a singer she started dancing too and she got like okay views and then all of a sudden her content changed just because she's like okay how can i go mainstream now right so she would do that irl streaming in 2012

Oh, she's the first IRL streamer. She was like lowkey the first IRL streamer. She would take her camera and run into traffic. What the fuck? Yeah, like run across, like you know the game Frogger? Yeah, like she would do that for attention. Your crossy road? Oh my gosh, yeah. And then on one of her streams too,

It was weird. She would just like stand on the edge of her roof. And like everyone in the chat's like, jump, go jump. Like I'll donate like a bunch of money, go jump. And obviously she didn't do it, right? And she disappeared for much of time. And I don't know if man's really bagged it, but-

In her streams while she was getting a lot of views, she was saying like, "I'm really lonely. I have no one to talk to. It's getting bad." So she was low-key depressed. And her last stream was when she went on the roof again. But except this time, she had a camera and she was sitting down. Nah, bro.

What do you call this? It kind of glitched out, but then the next second, you could see the sky. And then all you can hear, like three seconds after, thud. And then the camera would still be on the sky, and then it just cut out. Nah, that's crazy. And like-

Go to your happy place for a happy price.

Go to your happy price, Priceline. Imagine you're watching that live. Yeah. A lot of people were, fam. That's traumatic, too. Yeah. Like, imagine you literally see someone. There's this video that went viral, too, like on TikTok. You know that guy that he, like, tatted himself with a shotgun? What? This was during a time when TikTok didn't really violate community guidelines that much. So it went viral for, like, a couple, I think, like, two hours. Yeah.

Posted on TikTok, you can literally see this guy's head turn into a demogorgon. What? Because his...

His head exploded. It's crazy. The shit people do for fame, it's literally not worth it. The crazy thing is that girl that did that whole thing off the roof, she became super popular. You know in Japan when there's a murderer and they would make her into a comic? I think one of the biggest bands in Japan made a song about her.

And I was like, oh yeah, and then she fell off the roof or some shit like that. Like, it was fucked. Damn, bro. Yeah. You know, um, you know Lil Durk, he always has like the eyes like this. The Durk eyes. Yeah, yeah. You know why? Why? Wait, who has? You know Maxime, your filmer? His Lil Durk eyes? There's a theory about Maxime where whenever you catch an off-guard pic of him, he's going like this. Yo, relax, bro. No, no, it's proven. It's proven. And he laughed about it too. Oh.

Because you can never get an off-guard pic of him without him going like... Nah, that's not where I was going with it. Okay, okay. My fault, my fault. Shout out Maxime. Maxime's actually my cinematographer for my film. You guys are wondering.

Not because, you know how Lil Durk has the eyes, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, there's a theory why Lil Durk actually has those eyes. Why? It's not what we think, fam. Because he's off like Adderall? No. It's not drugs, bro. Okay. Listen. So, World War II. What the fuck?

- That's so random. - Nah, hear me out. So World War II, when soldiers came back, there was this phenomena that they saw all of these soldiers that had PTSD. They had something called the thousand yard stare. You ever heard of it? - Oh yeah. Like that poster with the guys like this? - Yeah. - Soldiers, after they've been through so much stress, combat and seeing their loved ones and friends die so many times, they developed a thousand yard stare.

And as you can see in some rappers, specifically like the ones that are in gangs, that's seen their homies get shot, killed.

they might develop the thousand yard stare. And in the most prominent case is Lil Durk. Durk, yeah. That makes sense, bro. Bro's from Oblok. Yeah. Do you see those videos when like, I guess the residents walking around there are just walking normally, but there's gunshots. Like that's so normal. Yeah, that's very normal for them. But you just become, you become a product of your environment, right? Regardless like what it is, you're going to be assimilated into it. You'll be used to it. You'll adapt or you just,

won't exist yeah yeah because the environment either makes you or breaks you right yeah facts and i remember we were in new york right and we were standing outside that gate and then remember the concert that yeah you know i almost got paged by this one guy because he didn't understand what i was asking him right and we were in like a in a town that we didn't never been there before so i shouldn't be asking those questions regardless wait what did you ask so i

I was like, we were just having a conversation. I was trying to be like funny and stuff. And I'm like, yo bro, how long you been out here? I asked him, how long have you been waiting out here? That's what I meant. And he answered, he's like, bro, I've been living here my whole life. Like, I'm like, no, no, no. That's not what I meant. That's not what I meant. I meant, how long have you been out here like waiting in line? And he's like, listen to my voice. He's like, bro, listen to my voice. I've been out here. I'm like, oh fuck.

Because a lot of the time, low-key, some fights are just misunderstandings, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some people, they just have a misunderstanding of what's going on, and then shit gets out of whack. I know, yeah. It's always freaking miscommunication that causes the end of relationships, the end of people's lives sometimes, and even the end of friendships, plain and simple. Because, yo, a lot of the time, bro, if you just try to...

Words can only communicate so much until you're face to face and you can really see facts. You know what I mean? It's a little bit more intimate. But a lot of the times you see fights that happen today are what?

Through Discord beefs, through Instagram beefs, DMs, or Twitter beefs. Twitter beef as a term, it shouldn't even be a thing. But it's that popular because so many miscommunications or so many debates that happen behind a screen happen. And then what? They all feel like...

Invincible. A lie. You think they can just say it in public now? And the biggest lie that I've always been seeing was like, oh, what's the number one key to a relationship? A lot of mans are gonna say communication. Fam. It is, no? No, that like, everyone can communicate to each other, but it's a thing of like,

It's more important to understand each other. You know what I mean? Let's communicate, though. No, let's not. Okay, good communication. Yeah, no. Because communication is like, blah, blah, blah. I want this. I want this. Okay, you can communicate that out there. But if your person isn't understanding that, that doesn't matter. You know what I mean? No, communication is like, you...

getting what I said to you. Yeah. That's communication, in my opinion. Okay, that's not to me. That's just like blabbering what you want. But yeah, you guys need, there needs to be a certain understanding. That's way more important. Good communication, then. Yeah, I guess, yeah. Good communication is the understanding part. But, I think like, low key, this is for the people that are single. Yeah. Bad communication. This one?

This is a dark game, though. That's true, though. It's true. Yeah. Low-key, if you have bad communication when it comes to texts, like, not bad communication in the sense of, like, they'll not want to talk to you anymore, but bad communication in the sense of... Mystery. Mystery. Yeah. And I guess your time being limited. Yeah, I get that still. I get that still. Yo, even just celebrities...

Obviously, a celebrity's not going to message you back, but the fact of like, oh man, imagine if he did, that mystery of it, the excitement of, oh no, he actually got a reply. That shit fucks with your head and it makes you like, it's like something you want to grab and reach off all the time. You can even make celebrities think they're worthless by doing those dark games. Yeah, you can. Usually a celebrity would be like, oh no, I can easily bag a nobody.

What the fuck? He's not giving me attention? Oh, yeah. It's raps. Yo, because in Spider-Man, like, you know Mary Jane? Yeah. So the whole reason, like... He used Dark King? Yo, check this out. People don't know this, but in the original Spider-Man comic, Mary Jane only likes Peter Parker because Peter Parker was the only one that didn't give her attention. Oh, low-key, because he was out there doing... No, yeah, that, that, and because he was a nerd. Oh, okay. Like, he didn't pay attention to her. Yeah.

But all the other guys, the popular guys, they would try and spit game at her all the time. But she would say no. And Peter's the only one that stuck out.

That's kind of fucked. It's crazy. People don't realize it though because the character MJ has been changed so many times and it's like not really the same character anymore. But that's the OG. Stan Lee wrote that in, fam. Yeah, I forgot he was a nerd low-key because you think of Spider-Man, he's like, yo, he's the coolest guy to us. But then his alter ego, we just forget about it. Yeah, bro. Real Spider-Man is a fucking geek. That's what I'm saying. He's supposed to be like a nerd, bro. Exactly. People that like...

like look up to you they're probably like no he's just a cool podcaster but they don't really get the nerdy side you know what I mean low key I'm a nerd bro like people don't realize it I'm not a nerd in the sense of like I like doing math but I'm a nerd in the sense of like I geek out about yeah maybe that word is like that nerd word should be like

not used anymore. Because nerd, when I think of a nerd, he's like super passionate about something. True. You know what I mean? But I guess nerds just are cool. Like the games they play, like the League of Legends and stuff, there's so much like detail that they have to be passionate about it. Yeah, you know what? It's true though. Because it's like to be obsessed with something means that you put your time and see the depth in it. Yeah, yeah. Right? Because if you have the depth in it, that makes you passionate about it. But for something to be shallow and be obsessed with it, not to say like,

Some things are shallow and they're not as good as others. But it's really easy to pick up, let's say, a simple sport and be obsessed with the sport because...

It's a sport. Yeah, yeah. But something that goes deeper where you have to read a lot about... That's what you could consider a nerd. Like, fam, you're going to read all those books about that shit? You know? Like, you're really going to do that? What's the lowest class you could take in high school that they put you in? Isn't it like... Fuck. Gym? No, like locally... Locally developed. Locally developed, right? That's what it is, yeah. I remember I went into that class one time and I was just chilling with all the guys there. Yeah. Fam, they're one of the smartest people I know. I just don't... Really? It's just their work habits. Like...

About you ask him about one topic on video games don't know everything, you know But it's like they just don't care about the school stuff. No, it's because habits, bro It's just attention because if you hyper fixate because a lot of those people maybe they're on the spectrum of like not to say they're Autistic or whatever but there's some people that are on the spectrum where they can they can put all of their attention into one thing and see things so differently from the average person but

It doesn't assimilate to regular work. It doesn't assimilate to regular work ethic because they could be super progressive in a whole other sector of like an art that you would never get. Yeah. But yeah, like an academic wouldn't get there. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. There's also one more thing. I was just reading a comic recently. Okay. This shit blew my mind because it's like, why...

Why do villains always escape the fucking jail? Like, every time Spider-Man puts a villain inside the jail, he always escapes, right? There's a reason. Why? This shit's crazy. Look. So, the whole premise of there being villains for Spider-Man, and they said it in a comic. I was reading a comic about it. The villains are paid by the government...

To keep the superhero busy. So they just let him go. So they let the villains out. What? Hear me out. Check this shit out. Yeah, because Loki, in the comic, is there a breakout story or no? Sometimes. Okay, sometimes. But they always break out. Spider-Man's always putting fucking Electro back in. He breaks out and shit. They're always on the streets, right? It's because the government lets him out. In the comic verse. Now, they explain it too. Because they fear that what happens if Captain America runs for president.

Obviously he's gonna win. Yeah, but who can stop Captain America? No, no the government No, we can stop like it's someone that powerful or that like a popular. Yeah with Society like a superhero though went easily yummy So if they run for president or they try to get like higher degrees and positions in politics They'll easily win so the government took

To stop that from happening, they make them busy. They just throw some fucking superheroes like... Super villains. Throw some super villains like, yo. Yeah. Keep them busy. Spawn random fans. Just let them out again. Well, yeah. That makes sense. Crazy. So they can't run for president. No, if you think about it, if superheroes were real, that would happen. Yeah, because everyone would vote for them. They're the good guys. Yeah, that would actually happen. The government would actually let out the villains, bro. That's fucked up. Yo,

Because you can even take that into a deeper meaning like since the government's running shit in cartoons do fuck What do you think they're doing over here? You don't know bro, bro Like what if there's actual super superheroes fam, but they're actually just too busy that we never get to see them crazy take what if What if there's some people that are super super super talented with their brain with their mind the way they can um solve puzzles but

There's challenges that are put in front of them to keep them occupied so they don't do anything that's too important. That's an interesting thing to play with. Think about that. Like, let's say somebody could create the next nuclear weapon that's even more powerful, but...

Because they know he's that dangerous, they'll occupy him with something else. Oh, yeah. I think that's true. They definitely target people. Fam, just even like men that find cures for cancer, they're gone the next day. You know what I mean? You know what would be a sick movie, bro? Imagine if there's somebody like that. And then like out of nowhere, they plant, let's say, a girl to fall in love with him. But this whole time, that girl that's in love with him was the reason he's not able to like do all the other shit. Oh.

It's like they plant her to keep him distracted. What's that Drake quote? Why would I stop world domination for you or something? Yeah, that's exactly it. Yeah, that's literally it. It's like, why would I change my attention from world domination to you? Some shit like that. Because that's real, bro. A lot of times, the biggest distractions, it holds us back from...

Being our greatest self. Yeah. Yeah, and it's crazy too. It's like when I what do you hold this when I was um, uh Single everything I was working hella hard and stuff. But it's like as soon as you get a girl you get comfortable. It's weird It's a weird feeling. It's like oh that that's uh, I got like a big goal in life, but it shouldn't be that you know It's like the perfect partner should be like always encouraging you to go growing with you. Yeah Never like

If you feel like your partner is tearing you down or stopping you for something, that's how you know it should be like, okay, let me step back from this. You know what I mean? Yeah. How do you know, like, what's the point of no return type shit? Of what? Like, somebody...

Somebody that you're with does you dirty. What's the point of no return? This is like the line. I would never go back to her? Yeah. Cheating, bro. No, not that sense. I mean in the sense of what you were saying. Like your career holding you back. Oh, maybe it's like... What would be the line? It's a good question. I'm actually interested.

Like she doesn't... Instead of encouraging me when I give my opinions and talk or put the art out, she's like, oh no, you shouldn't put that out. It's bad. That's a good one. And I've seen... Have you seen that phone call with Kanye and Kim? Nah. Where Kanye's in the car and he calls Kim. He's like... He just randomly is like, hey baby, how are you doing? He's like, you know what? I've been thinking about something. He's like, when Kanye talks to the people...

There's no one encouraging me on the inside to voice my opinion. You're always telling me to stop and stuff like that. And Kim says the craziest thing. What did she say? She disregards everything Kanye says. She's like...

"Babe, I think you need to get back on your medications." Nah. And Ye's just like, sometimes Ye needs just like a person that encourages him, because I don't have that. And he just, it's, I feel bad. Yo, that's so, that's why I think Kanye is one of the greatest. Yeah. Because he, who's in his corner fam? Yeah, no one. Like obviously there's supporters, but to be there personally and have the people around you

You can tell he's kind of lonely. Yeah. You can tell people don't understand what he's trying to do or they don't really get his mindset. And LeFem, his wife, his whole life. Yeah, to have your like, your partner that too. Oh, fuck. And then, yo, it was so fucked. Like at the end of the phone call, he's like, oh yeah, okay. Like I'll talk to you later and stuff like that. Like,

I felt so bad for Ye, man. No, but he still loved her. That's a thing. Yeah, that's a thing. And he still loves her to this day. Well, I guess not because he's fucking getting head on a boat. No, well, now. But remember, like the end of the Donda tour? Yeah, yeah. And he's saying like, come back to me, Kim. Yeah, Kim. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. She did you so dirty, bro. Damn. But that's why, do you think there's like a curse when you get into like that? The Kardashian? Yeah, the Kardashian curse. You know, um...

So I heard this thing. If cats like you... Yeah? Do you think cats like you? Yes or no? Do they come up to you and shit? Yeah, they do. Wait, for real? Yeah. Oh, shit. Nah, because... I don't know if they like me, but they come up to me. So this is like a real superstition that if cats come up to you, it means...

you're carrying a lot of bad energy. What? So check this out. So ancient Egyptians, they used cats. That's why they always had them around. They used cats because cats supposedly, they will take bad energy away from you and disperse it. So that's why they come up. They always cuddle next to somebody that's...

attach the bad energy negative energy and who always has cats in folklore who the witches because they're dealing with what they're dealing with all that negative energy so they have a cat there to take it so it doesn't it takes it away it takes it away but let's say they come up to you that means you have some on you so they cleanse it and shit and then you're good to go now to be honest like i i believe in that bad juju like imagine like um because remember yet last night when uh our friend picked up a bag off the ground and it had like a a

keys that had airpods and she wanted to take it back to our house yeah i'm like no already i had like a gut feeling like if we hopped in that uber with that bag like something would have happened to us word for not to not stop for not stopping her yeah because bro there's no reason to do something that's negative just do the positive yeah you have two choices every single day are you gonna be a good person or a bad person just pick one bro

Like, you guys want to have a good life and shit? Yeah. Just pick what's good. Is that easy? Obviously, there's other things that happen to you. But when you have two choices of being good or bad, doing the right decision or the wrong decision, damn, if you pick the right decision, more than likely, you'll be happy. But the times you pick the wrong decision and y'all want to be, like, depressed and shit, like, fuck.

Like so bad. What did y'all pick fam? There's this worst story. There was these two girls, right? And like, you know, those tick tock videos where like you're just sitting in your there's like music going on and there's a caption just like a funny skit. Yeah. So there was these two girls that like did that skit and they're just laughing to each other. And then the caption was, oh, remember that time we found a dead body.

What the fuck? Yeah. So these two girls, I guess, found a dead body in a ditch. And what they did, like how our friend almost took the bag. Yeah. Instead of like a bag...

out of his body, they took all his jewelry and wore it in that video. Oh, shit. So people thought that whole thing was a joke. Like, oh, they found a dead body. That's a joke. They were actually being for real. Damn. And they took the jewelry. Yeah. And then what do you call this? Police? Police like searched up on it. Of course. Yeah. Because it's like, whoa, that's a really weird caption, right? And then the girl was like, oh, yeah, we only took it because like that jewelry matched my style.

fam you're wearing that in the video and they got charged for like theft uh off a dead corpse like i didn't know that was a thing but like that's a thing yeah they got they got charged for that like that i'm sure that's there's such thing as like theft yeah somewhere with it but like i never heard of that except for a dead corpse dead corpse that's interesting stuff that's like grave robbing too yeah low-key but at the same time would you really want to carry someone's freaking

Like stuff after they just died? Yeah. And the thing, crazy thing is, I think the police said that it was a suicide too. And it was fresh. Oh shit. So imagine- Nah, you put the chain on, it's warm? Yeah! That's crazy. Oh my gosh. That's crazy. You feel the warmth on their chain? That's fucked. What the fuck? And then it like turns your neck green and you're like, fuck. What the fuck? That's fucked. Nah, you're cursed, fam. If you do that, you're cursed. Oh yeah, 100%, fam. If you take somebody's shit and then like right after they die-

Holy shit. And with the AirPod location thing. So you know how AirPod, you can track your location, right? Yeah. So there's been a new thing going around where like, this is really fucked up. Whereas like, if you want to like line somebody up,

Like for a hit. What the fuck? What do you do? You would send like a girl, right? And you would place it in like the club and shit. Yeah. To like dance with that guy that you're trying to. The air pod. Yeah. Or like an air tag. Yeah. Nah. So they would dance in the club, like have fun. Oh, can I go back to your place? Like let's have sex at your place, right? Yeah. And then the guy would figure like, oh, you lost your air pods. I mean, you left your air pods at my house the other day. Oh.

And then as soon as he would go step outside, there would already be mans there. That's fucked, bro. Just because all of the AirPod. It's like the AirPod method. Yeah. That's like, you know that movie with Will Smith? What's her name? The Girl from Wolf of Wall Street?

What's her name? Margot Robbie. Margot Robbie, yeah. So she, the first time Will Smith's character met her was because they were running a scam on him. So pretty much what happened, they met at the club and they were going to do the dirty. They went to the hotel. When they got to the hotel, who was there? Man with a gun. Man with guns. And like, yo, give me all your shit, blah, blah, this and that. Luckily, Will Smith in that movie, he was also a con artist. Oh, yeah. Give him a fake wallet. Oh, yeah.

Good thing you're steps ahead, fam. Because you actually never know. That's actually kind of smart, though. Low-key, like, if you have a fake wallet on you, if you know you're going to be in a bad part of town, it would be smart to, like, put your money in, like, your sock and then carry a fake wallet. It's like, there's this thing. I don't know if kids do this now, but in high school, what happened was my friend, he would always get caught for using his phone, and the teacher would take his phone. Okay.

So what he did he brought his his iPod and put it like a phone case on it So next time you got caught give the iPod and he still had his phone on him Oh, so he had double he had like a burner get a burner cuz he knew like oh fuck I'm probably gonna call my phone again. Yeah, give that phone give that the decoy still out here like You did you ever have those times where like your teacher would ban like Flappy Bird because it was such a predominant game played in class and

Really? Yeah, like, it got so bad in, like, grade 6 that, like, mans were, like, with their iPods, little iPods, and just playing Flappy Bird. Oh, what's your record, bro? At recess. No, I got, I beat that. Wow. I was so shit at that game, though. Really? Yeah. You're good? Yeah, I was nice. I was nice at Temple Run. Temple Run was alright. Yeah. But my favorite was, um, you know, the water slide? Which one? The water slide. The water slide? Where you had to move the person? Yeah. Okay, I think I remember that. Yeah, yeah. That's the best one. Or the, um...

tap tap whatever happens oh tap tap revolution whatever happens to like rhythm games bro that shit used to be so big i don't know i feel like that's gonna come back because it's like i don't know like people like music is still a big thing like it can never die so if you think about it uh-huh yo there'll be some sick songs for for some rhythm games right now i just want to

Yeah, that'd be sick. Oh, I'm sure if you like packed out You know those those claw kids put a couple of DDRs in there. Oh facts and then put the put the new song Yeah, yo, that's a sick. That's yeah, Loki. There should be an arcade and

filled with all the throwback games. That would be, that would hit. Yeah, there is one actually. There's one downtown. Oh, okay. Like the, you mean the cabinet games? Are you talking about like... No, like I'm talking like Jetpack Joyride. I'm talking like Flappy Bird. You can play Flappy Bird. Oh, that's interesting actually. That's kind of interesting. And one thing I want to go to Australia for, because there's Mario Kart concerts. Have you seen this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where they like...

During while they're playing there's a live band. That's so sick. That's so sick. There's like Mad Max and Mad Max they have like a somebody playing guitar. Oh, yeah. Yo, I'm pretty sure

Don't get me wrong, but I'm pretty sure in a lot of battles, they had people playing a soundtrack as they fought. During the match? Yeah. Let's say medieval fights. I'm talking the barbarians and shit fighting. They would have a band in the corner, bro. Word. They would have bagpipes or whatever. Or they would have drums and shit. And the magic can be...

but it's for like morale and shit you know now you can see that in Mario even when they when Mario fought DK in the big coliseum oh yeah they were they had like a monkey band so

So maybe that's representation of the old times. Do you think you could get away with wearing like air pods while you fight in the UFC? Like a hidden one, hidden ones though. Hidden ones? Imagine you can use music while you fight. I've always wanted to do that because music is a performance enhancing drug. Yeah, it is. So if you have music on, you could win like every fight low key. Low key. Yeah, that's a sick one. Because motivation is through the roof. The morale is through the roof. Yeah.

Yo, that's fucked. Because if you think about it, you can get like, not AirPods specifically, but earbuds that will match your skin and just put it like super deep in. Yeah. They won't even see it. So if you go to a fight and just have that the whole time, that's crazy. And then imagine the man in your corner. So you're in the corner like this, like, yo, put on some, put on some, put on some pop smoke. And he goes super safe. Ah!

Play Fandato right now. He's like the 10th round. Like, holy shit. You get the second wind. Yo, that would actually work, fam. Facts, facts. Holy shit. No, but that's worse. I would rather have a guy telling me, like, trash talking me than music low-key. Why? So, like, if I had a trainer, I'd be like, yo, Gabby, you're actually shit, fam. I'm like, what? Like, let me go back out there. Really? Yes.

Yes. Nah, I disagree. Your arcade story. Your arcade story. Fem, Carlos was playing this clown game where you had to throw shit at it. And he was doing trash. He was missing everything. As soon as the girl goes, oh yeah, what the hell? You suck. Fem. Imagine you had that in your corner. Yeah, that's true. That's true. So I said, what did I say? You're like, I'm about to cook. Yeah, I'm like, let me cook. And she said, the kitchen's on fire. Cooking. Cooking.

the kitchen's on fire so i should no but i dead ass when i locked in i didn't miss one yeah exactly so imagine like you're in your corner instead of man's actually motivating you i guess so yeah i guess you know that's a good point because i'm just against like negative talk to yourself okay just because um on a day-to-day it's bad for you yeah but i guess if it comes from like a competition standpoint

Might be good. Yeah. No, it really depends on the person too. Because like me, I wouldn't maybe take that like encouraging. I would rather take encouragement, obviously. Yeah. But maybe it's like, oh, if the coach trash talk me, I'm like, what the fuck? Then I would be like, you know? Mm-hmm.

No, but I feel like if it comes from your coach, it's different. But it comes from somebody that's not as credible. Because your coach is your coach, bro. If your coach says some shit, your morale is in the toilet. You're a shit coach if you did that, so I'm not going to lie. Because you know the Gervonta fight against, I think, Barrios, right? Yeah. So it was super close. And then in the 9th or 10th round, it wasn't his coach, but Mayweather came up to him.

And he was like, bro, you're losing on the scorecards. You need to win the 9th and 10th for me. Or like the 11th and 12th for me. And then Gervonta was like, no, I'm not. What the hell? And then he was trying to make him... For sure, he was going to guarantee him to go out there and win. Yeah, I see. That was a smart move by Mayweather. That is a smart move. Because it's like...

If he's too comfortable, he's not hungry type shit. Exactly. I think 50 Cent, he pulled the same thing on Floyd Mayweather. Oh, shit. Because I read 50 Cent's book. He was in the room before they went to go fight. And in the room, everybody was laughing, partying and shit. Mayweather wasn't even warming up too much. This is all through 50 Cent's perspective, right? And then he goes, damn, all these people, they're already like...

partying almost as if the fight's already won yeah yeah it was it was because Floyd Mayweather his opponent he wasn't that like credible this and that and he was also undefeated right so everybody's like oh there's a piece of cake blah blah this and that but 50 Cent he's like yo this could be the downfall right here like everybody looks mad comfortable so what he did he told Floyd like yo are you sure you're ready for this because it doesn't look like it and then in that moment he told him

Floyd locked in and then the whole mood of the room changed. If it wasn't for 50 Cent, who would have won out there? What if he lost that fight? Yeah, that's fucked. Thank God he was there, man. Crazy.

You know the whole 50 cent beef with Floyd though? No, they have beef? I think they're beefing now, but before. You know when they're doing the ALS Bicep Bucket Challenge because Floyd couldn't read? Yeah, you remember that? So there was actually beef because of that? There was real beef, you didn't know? No, I just thought it was like a diss. You know the iconic meme where it's like, what the fuck are you saying fuck beef for? Oh, that was that? That was for that. Where he's like, what do you say fuck beef for? No, that's a top five meme.

Nelly fucked your first baby mama. That was because of that whole beef. So after that video came out, after that video came out, then he dropped the ALS ice bucket challenge. He's like, fuck the bucket of ice.

I got a chance for you, Floyd. You can read one page of a Harry Potter book. Wasn't it like Dr. Seuss? No. So at first it was Harry Potter. Okay. And then that was the first video. It's like, if you can read one book or one page of a Harry Potter book, I'll give like two million to like whatever charity, right? And then the second video came out. So I just got off the phone with Jimmy Kimmel.

And he said, and he said, we can do it on live television. You have to read a book. And you can make it Dr. Seuss to make it easier. That's so fun, man. That's great. That's such this. Yeah, that's a great one. That's so this, bro. My God. Because the best this is, is when there's truth to it. Like, just a bit of truth. And it has to hit, right? Yeah. No, fam, my whole thing, my whole thing is like, if, if,

If whatever this was said to you, if it actually hurt you, that means it's true. Yeah. If it doesn't and you don't believe that. Yeah, it doesn't hit as much. It's not going to do shit to you. You can say whatever to somebody that they know exactly who they are and they're comfortable who they are. It wouldn't even affect them.

They just look at you like, oh, word? Whatever. Facts. Oh, but you could get through to the skin low-key. Because it's like, if you have... You know how there's lines when you have disses with your friends? You can always cross a line if you want to, but... It depends on the person. Yeah. It depends on the person. Because even though he's comfortable with himself, there's... He had to get there. He had to get there. So it's like, if you bring something up in his past that caused that trauma, for him to be like...

Like rock solid, then you'll get to him. Maybe. Everyone can be broken. I believe that. I disagree. What? I disagree. Not everyone can be broken. No, 100%, fam. I disagree. Fam, you can be the most egotistical person, fam, or most comfortable. I say some shit about your mom. Oh, what the fuck?

No, the reason I say it, okay, could be broken for a little bit. Yeah. But not, like, entirely. Because when you say broken, in my head, I think, oh, it's finished. Okay. But in my perspective, he could be broken for a little bit. Yeah. But he would still. But obviously he would still break. Yeah, so was it really broken? Yeah. Oh, okay. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm.

Because in my mind, when somebody says broken, it can't be fixed. Really? That's how I see it. Okay. That's when something's like really broken. Because if something's not actually broken, it can still be molded and bettered. Yeah. Because if you think about it,

To upgrade something, you have to take some parts apart. That's true. And put some new ones on. So was it really broken in that moment or was it just be building? Okay. Yeah. Maybe it was reinforcing. Yeah. Maybe it's like you can get through to them. Not really broken. You know what I mean? Or make them crack a little bit. True.

High key, I think whatever somebody says, you know this too, whenever somebody says something about somebody else, it's their own... Insecurity. Yeah, like they're saying their own thing on them. Low key. Because a lot of the time, fam, it's whenever... Like if you just observe like bullies, because I've done this quite a few times. I just observe people. I'm like, damn, what's he saying to him right now? This and that. I'm like, oh...

Maybe he's... Because I always put backstories to people. You know this, right? I literally put backstories to somebody and then I try to see what's really going on in their life at that moment. Maybe this and this and this is happening. That's why he's acting like this. But a lot of people would see me as weird or fucking creepy, I guess, or whatever. But realistically...

I'm just having more compassion towards them because now I see what they're really dealing with. And it's like, since you have like, you have that mindset, it's cool that you don't like, even though maybe there's shit talking you, you don't go out and say like, oh, you're only doing this because of this. Like you don't, you don't clap back at them. You don't need to. You don't need to unless it has to be done. That's the most like, that's a very hard thing to do because it's like you have that

positive mindset but you don't want to give it to them you know what I mean because a lot of people would pull the trigger yeah a lot of people would pull the trigger but I think there's a it's almost like a responsibility yeah it's so corny but fucking you know the great power comes great responsibility that shit's so true yeah it's like the art of like humbleness you know how Mike Tyson was um I feel bad for Mike Tyson too and going back to like your first point where it's like

the more you think about life, money doesn't really matter. So Mike Tyson was on this interview and whenever he talks, he sounds so sad. And I feel like he took that job to train, who's that guy? The big black guy that's fighting Tyson? Tyson Fury? Yeah.

Oh, Naganu! Naganu. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He- I think he only took that job because he missed boxing so much, right? And in the interview, he's like, "Oh yeah." He's talking about himself, like, and a big ego. He's like, "They feared me. I made two punches sound like one. You know, I was so fast. I studied the art of war." And then he's like, "But now I'm trying to study the art of humbleness. It's hard." Like, he was like breaking down. And you can feel it, like, when some people talk about shit.

You can feel that their emotion is breaking down. No, for real, bro. I said this before, but Mike Tyson is the real-life Incredible Hulk. Yeah, fam. Like, you have this power, but it's like you want to... You know? You don't want to be that guy no more. Yeah, he's like Bruce Banner. Like, he could kill everybody, but...

he doesn't want to because he knows what comes with it. Because it is tough, bro. Like, knocking somebody out and, like, seeing, like, their almost lifeless body like that. And then their parents are watching shit like that. Yeah. It's a little bit cold. I would do the same shit as that guy who walked out. Remember that guy who, like, he came to the ring, he walked out, he's like, fuck that. Oh, yeah, yeah.

fam a prime Mike Tyson yo I'm not gonna lie who the fuck would fight Mike Tyson bro back in the day yes god damn fam I would do the exact I don't blame that guy at all you guys are calling him pussy that's a smart guy right there but whoever did stand up yeah shit they're brave bro

They're brave as fuck. I've seen this guy talking about how the war versus the US and Al-Qaeda. Shane Gillis, he's one of my top comedians now just because he was like, oh, those guys in Al-Qaeda, fam, they're the real brave ones. Because they're going out pajamas your homies.

You know you're gonna get fucked up and you're throwing rocks at texts. No, that's so true though. That's real courage. No, it's so true, fam. Not to say that side is right. And obviously, but yo, low-key, the mindset of some of these people, depending, you kind of have to put in perspective of

Yeah, obviously they're wrong to us because we're living on this side of the world and we're on this team. But for them, let's say they didn't have anything, like they're coming from nothing, they would be a hero to somebody else. Yeah, 100%. You know? And it's obviously fucked because they do some evil. But who said like our side didn't do evil too? Yeah, what? You know what I mean? Yeah. Our side did a lot more evil. Who knows? Maybe even more destructive compared to... You know? Like it's always...

Is anyone really right? Or is it just the perspective of it? Because at the end of the day, they're both trying to kill each other. Yeah. So like who's more in the wrong? Yeah. They're doing the same thing. They're doing the same thing. So the troublesome part is finding that understanding. Like we said, the most important thing is the good communication and seeing where it could be finished, but...

Sometimes the communication takes like loss or fucking trauma for people to realize. That sucks though. He said some shit too, which makes sense. He's like, have you ever seen our military kill people? So it's like they would gun 40 men down all year. Clear.

Move on. That's true. Like fam, that doesn't make it any better than men throwing, like hitting rocks and shit like that. I know. Like that's low-key worse. That's a psycho, fam. I know, bro. Man, it's a black helicopter. You have night vision. That's cheating. Yo, because I'm so curious. Fuck, this sounds so bad though. And I don't want to, I don't want to like it being taken the wrong way. But imagine...

The underdog stories of some of these people that are going against those big militaries. That's what I'm saying. No, like, imagine there was this one, I guess, terrorist or whatever that, like, against all odds, like, defeated people. Yeah, yeah. Like, a lot of people. Against all odds, and he was by himself. Like, I'm not saying that's good. It's not good, yeah. But, like...

Just the idea of it, that's kind of crazy to me. Yeah, yeah. Because in the American and Canadian one, you get medals based on, oh, you survived or something. Yeah, but these other people, you don't hear the story. You don't hear the story. You would never hear the story. Yeah, yeah. I'm not saying it's good or bad. It's just like, you just don't hear the story. It's just interesting. It's just interesting to think about.

Because 100%, there's probably some insane stories that we've just never heard. And it makes it even that crazier because they could never be told. Yeah. And there was recent news too where I think it was African immigrants trying to come past the border and stuff like that. Or they were trying to immigrate to somewhere else. And they would be found on like, you know those ships, those big ships, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They would be found on like,

There's, like, a little curve enter on the ship and, like, beside the engine. And they would just be stuck there. So imagine you're on the ocean sailing and you have to, like, stay there. Yeah, and you're in the air sometimes. You're in the air and then, like, you're going down and stuff like that, right? And then, what do you call this? In mattresses, they would cut open the mattresses and they would be in there. And some of them would die, bro. Yeah.

Some of them would die. But a lot of people don't hear those stories. Yeah, fam. Especially the ones that would empower other people to see a lot differently. Those stories. Those are the stories that you won't hear. Because they're trying to hide them. That gets on some dark shit, but it's truth. It's the truth, fam. There's this one crazy video I did see, though. There's like a...

He's a reporter, right? And you know how they say the cameraman never dies? Oh yeah, yeah. And tornadoes everywhere. Holy shit. So there's this guy. He's a... I think he's like a vice reporter or whatever. Yeah. He goes to interview these Somali pirates. Oh no. Yo! Right away?

They have the guns pointed right at his head. He just has like the body cam on him, like a GoPro. Bro, they're literally handling the guns like they're broomsticks. They're just throwing it around and shit. Fingers on the trigger, fam. Bro's like, come here, come here.

The cameraman walked toward him. Like, what the fuck is he thinking? So he walked toward him and then there's like this tent that they have. Yeah. He's like, uh, yeah, let's do an interview. This and that. Like, you want to interview me? I'll kill you right now. That's literally what he said. He said, I'll kill you right now. What'd the cameraman do? What?

Holy shit Holy fuck and in the camera shot you can literally see the other guys fingers on the trigger, bro It's so pointing right at him like literally one excitement literally one I guess movement. Yeah, he would be dead. He Swiss cheese, but they released the fucking document Yeah, I guess you got to do the interview. Oh my I don't know if you serve I think he did survive. Yeah hundreds and he did survive well, I

What I think made him survive was his bravery Which is which is interesting right? Yeah, because it's like your instinct would be to run But if you run you're not gonna get the footage now. No now you're no now you're dead. Yeah. Now you're dead. You're right But if you show you're brave

that's how you survive that is true low-key right because like fam it's not just like the like Somali people or that what would you say pirates the pirates yeah they interview like murderers family they have them in a room mm-hmm you know I mean so you have to have some type of bravery or courage yeah you even the Philippines is hella pirates like that - oh yeah yeah

No, but there is this other guy. There's this white guy that traveled to the Philippines. I used to watch his show. It's called...

Something abroad locked up abroad you ever heard of I think so. I think so. Yeah, so there's pretty much all these stories about these guys that it would be in such like fucked up positions or scenarios that they would get locked up and Pretty much trapped in a foreign country that they don't know anything about Yeah, one of these people was this was this white guy? I think he was just there to meet like a woman blah blah, but right away when he landed

He had a sense like, oh shit, am I being like tailed right now? And it was because they knew he was kind of like a rich guy and they could use him for ransom. So...

He was on his way, I think, to a hotel. Bro, they stopped the car. Big van threw him into the trunk. Blah, blah, blah. Knocks him out. Bro wakes up in a cave. Holy shit. He wakes up in a cave and he sees like all these other people. They're all white. Yeah. Because those are the people that they're holding ransom. Yeah. And pretty much, yo, it was fucked because...

they were either just gonna use him for ransom but if they didn't like shit if they die they die type thing yeah like he knew like yo i'm probably just gonna die holy shit and what they did because who knows if they're really gonna pay a ransom for just some random american right what they did

There was one night, like, there were, I think they were, like, executing people. And he's like, fuck, I really, really have to get out. I think he made friends with one of the captors. Oh, my God. And what'd they do? So he made friends with one of the captors. Yeah. And he was able to slip, like, a key in his hand.

and he got out at a time when yo he literally got out at the exact moment when they were planning to like execute him and they just he just like slipped out but he would have to he slipped out of the cave and then you would have to swim for bear time you have to go to the next island and then he was pretty much in the wilderness from there eventually i think he found like um like uh

civilization okay he's able to get out assimilated with them yeah but this shit bro like he was literally in the middle of nowhere fam like no contact to anybody all he has was his body like he had no tools no nothing fam yeah that's all he had that's so fucked up

You think you could survive that? No, man. Absolutely not, man. After the first day I'm like, bro, I need at least some type of food, man. Holy. Because you know the, because we were in LA, right? And like there's a whole like sewer system like cult down there. I don't know if you know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And a bunch of people like this interviewer like that, he had like the bravery to document some of this, right? Yeah.

And then he was going around like... So there's a left side and a right side, right? The right side is supposedly the people who are on like really bad drugs. And like if you step on the right side, they'll kill you, right? And he didn't know that, right? But the left side people, they're like the... They're more chill. Like they're just homeless, stuff like that, right? That's a thing. So left side or right side? Yeah, left side or right side. So the guy was running through with his cameraman on the right side. Hmm.

And then all you see that some guy left side was signaling, yo, come here, come here. Like, and he's like kind of the leader on the left side. He's like, yo, bro, you can't, you can't be doing that. He's like, do you want to stay here? Like there, he was super chill about it. He's like, the main thing is like, you don't go and touch that right side unless you have, are offering them drugs. Oh shit. Yeah. That's like their, their like the, what do you call this? The treaty or like the, the peace thing, the peace offering is a peace offering. You know what I mean?

Damn. It's like their etiquette, their unspoken etiquette. But some of those like documentaries and stuff like that, it's fucked because those homeless people that are living on the left side, they get flushed out because of the sewer system. They might die. So imagine living in the sewers, but

Water just randomly comes during maybe a rain or there's flood seasons. Damn, you wake up and you're dead. Damn, that's crazy, bro. It's just tough situations, bro. Honestly, the way the world is moving right now, it seems like a lot of people are still...

I don't know. Not helping each other. That's why I'm surprised you've never been to the Philippines because the Philippines is what changed me and made me more grateful for shit here. Really? Because, yeah, you literally see it firsthand. Like, maybe in Hawaii, you don't really see that because you're in the nice beaches and stuff like that, right? Or have you gone anywhere where it's, like, actual poverty, poverty? I've seen some in, of course, LA. Yeah. Like, you see a lot there. Some here, too. Yeah. But...

There is quite a bit in Oahu when I was in Hawaii. Okay. Because there's a lot of beach bums and shit. But...

I don't know. Like, I haven't been to the Philippines yet, so it's probably a different level. It is. And it's like, it hits you more because it's like, this is where my parents were born. It's like, those kids are like me. Like, we're both Filipino, you know what I mean? Yeah. So it hits different. You know what I mean? Like, oh, I can see people in Jamaica, like the homeless people. Yeah, I still feel bad, right? But if I see a Filipino kid, you know, that's like, that's me, fam. Like, I could have been in this position. Maybe the way I see it is I really feel bad for everyone because...

I'm just Canadian. So I look at like that's literally a Canadian fan. Word. You know, I just I don't because not to say I'm not Filipino. Yeah. Obviously my my my ancestry or like my my blood is Filipino. But I am like a Torontonian kid, you know, like I'm still this is this is home for me. Like people say, oh, are you going to go back home? Yo, I'm home. Yeah. I mean, like I haven't. Sure, buddy. Babble. Babble.

Only real ones know that joke. Comment down below if you get that joke. But yeah, yeah. I get what you're saying. No, but like, I guess it is. That's my roots. Yeah, that's your roots. But it's not necessarily home. Home, yeah, yeah. I get that. Maybe it will be home one day. Yeah. Who knows? But how long do you think it takes to change your home or would it ever change? I guess we have to stay there for years and years. I don't think so because it's like home like...

Do your loved ones go with you? No, because, for example, I moved from... Because I was in Scarborough for such a long time, and that was home to me. And then when I moved to the other city, there was, like, a change. Like, obviously, it sounds weird because it's not that far away, but it was a change. It is a change. Because new friends, new food environment, all of that. Yeah. It was kind of a change, though. Yeah, like, even here. Like, this doesn't... It's still... No, this is home for me. Really? Right now? This is home for me right here. This doesn't...

Like in Toronto, it still doesn't feel like home. Because I'm still getting things. Because I'm still... Like whenever I go back to Pickering, I get more happy. Like, you know what I mean? But like, I think I have to... It has to be like... I'm like 50-50 actually. I agree with you. Like I am still more happy there. But it's like 50-50. Yeah, yeah. Because right now, like I go... I walk out on the streets, I feel like, yo, this is my shit. This is where I live. This is like... This is home. This is my place. I'm still... Yeah, I still need to get like, you know, assimilated with that. Yeah.

I think because the lore of it. Because we were commuters before. Yeah. So we used to travel to the city and then go home. So I think that drilling into our head that we come here and then leave. Come here and leave. Yeah.

It makes us feel like, oh yeah, maybe we don't belong. We don't belong here, yeah. But if you stay here for a longer time... Yeah, if you stay here for a longer time, I feel like it becomes home. That's why it's like... We went back to New York and I'm like, man, this doesn't even feel the same. Because I remember I was always like, yo, New York feels like... I told you it wasn't sick, bro. I've been telling you, man. No, no, no. Because I was like, I didn't know about downtown Toronto that much. And I'm like, yo, New York is so fire. I wish I had this downtown. And then obviously we moved here. And then going back to it, it's like...

It's just this on steroids. So it's like, it's the same shit. I told you, bro. I'm like, fuck. The only thing that America has better. Yeah. Okay, that's not everything. Yeah, yeah. But like, because I'm obviously biased. Toronto.

The one thing that they do have better is the American food. Unbeatable. That's true. That's true. Unbeatable. And there's something I noticed too. It's like, you know how you ruin like, if you go to the concerts, you ruin the career. Fam, whenever I travel with Carlos, he always ruins the place for me. Why? You're two for two already. Because I'm like, I love LA and shit. He's like, yo bro, don't like LA's trash. Trust me. He's like, every time he's like, yeah bro, we have this back in Canada. The grass is greener there.

No, but the point I'm trying to make is like be happy where you come from. It's a tough thing. Cause yo, I guarantee you this, there's probably hell of neighborhoods that you haven't visited in Toronto, bro. Real talks. You probably haven't even like, you haven't went past like young and done that. Yeah.

No, but that's back to... Because I'm like, damn, bro. Like, I can't enjoy the city. It's like New York. It's like, nah, bro. We have this shit in Canada. It's just more elevated here. What I tell my friends all the time, like, y'all want to travel? Y'all haven't even been to the other clubs out... Y'all want to go clubbing in LA? You haven't been to, like, five clubs out here, bro. Come on. That is true. Right? Like, Loki, there's so much around you.

That you just have to see it from a different perspective and go and actually put an effort to explore. Yeah. Because it becomes almost like a routine thing and you get comfortable to one location. If you want a change of environment, you can literally find it maybe a bus stop away. Yeah. But...

You wouldn't usually do that because it's what? Not popular. Or it's like you're scared to go maybe because it's a mystery. Exactly. The mystery, blah, blah, blah. Damn, you never know until you actually go and explore it. Exactly. You have to have that explorer mindset. Like you have to go, I want to see what's actually there. Yeah. Because you only really know until you're there yourself. The videos, the proof, and blah, blah, blah. Yeah, it gives you an example. Fair, fair.

But you don't know until like you actually... Yeah, that's why the next place I travel with you to has to be a non-city place. Like it has to be maybe like a Hawaii or an island place. Because if we're back in another city place, like we go... I don't know. What's another city place?

But like if we just go back to LA, yeah, Atlanta, you're gonna be like, yo, this is shit. Like, I wouldn't say shit. Relax. I wouldn't say shit. But I would just say, yeah, it's just city. That's your go-to too. You're like, yo, grass is always greener back in Canada. I don't even say that. Yeah, you do. I didn't say that. Our ends, grass, greenest grass. You always bring that up for some reason. The trees. It is the greenest grass I've ever seen in my life. Like,

Like, I still hold that to my heart. You need to go to, like, Switzerland or something, bro. Like, you need to go to, like, one of those. I haven't been yet. Yeah, exactly. So maybe when I go, the grass will look greener over there. We might have to do a Jumper's World Tour. That would be sick. And, like, have, like, one of the locals just have a podcast with them. Oh, that'd be sick. Like, every place, get, like, those, you know those, like, um,

If you travel here, you have to check in with these guys type people Like Switzerland like the main guy who like like sells shrooms like it on some yo this guy's trying to check in with who bro like on those are like What's that movie with the I keep forgetting? It's Omar. Yeah, it's over like like the pit. You said it in a different way. I'm not gonna lie. I said check in

That's the... Well, no. Like, not check-in. Nah, not check-in. But, like, check-in with the main guy. Like, everyone knows there. Oh, like, to see... See the people that... Like, the creators and shit. Exactly. One thing we should do, we should go to the Philippines and go to the...

The lady that does the tattoos, the last one of her kind that does the traditional Filipino tattoo. Oh, the tapping, yeah, yeah. Loki, I need one of those stuff. Really? Yeah. You're going to catch bear infections. No, I think they use a different thorn. Oh, that's... Okay, buddy. Have you seen those ones in India where they were clouding the mans? Where it's like, they were making like a soup and then the guy would put the soup on it and put it back.

And then the guy was like, no, don't worry because as soon as it goes back in the water, it's clean. And then the guy would cut the ham and cheese with his toenail. Oh, that's crazy. I've seen that. The guy was like, don't worry. His toenail has been cleaned. It's been disinfected. That's crazy. No, it hasn't. No, but if you take it in, I know this sounds gross and weird, but if we treated our feet like our hands, it wouldn't be too far off.

Yeah, yeah. You know monkeys use their feet all the time. If we actually treated our feet with more respect, Maybe that's how they tricked us to be like, "Oh yeah, you're just a two- you can only use these." But we really- If we never were told we can't use our feet for something, Yeah! That's a crazy take! You know what I mean? Imagine how we would think.

Yeah. Because it kind of unlocks. Because when you think, you kind of think like this. I don't like talk with my feet like this. Facts, facts. Yo, that's crazy. Because what I learned is people that move their hands a lot, it helps their thought process. Imagine I move my feet too. My thought process is through the roof. Oh, facts, facts. The conspiracy theories? Shit.

Damn, y'all aren't ready. I'm going to start moving my feet. Yo, we're going to have like a feet cam. Just like, and this theory is that our feet are moving too. My feet's doing like this shit. Ew, bro. If you really bag it with our feet...

So gross. All right, we'll end it there. Yeah, man. All right, thank you everyone for watching this episode of the Jumper Jump podcast. Make sure to comment, like, subscribe, all that good stuff. Make sure to go down to Spotify, Apple, download this podcast, follow us both on Instagram. And yeah, check the link in the description below. Check out my other channel, some content coming soon there. Also go check out me and Josh's channel coming out. It should be out right now. So go ahead and check out that next video. Jumper Jump out. Deuces.