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So are we supposed to start the podcast? Ready? One, two, three. I can't tell if that was good or bad because the... Meemaw, I think... Do it again? I think you've got to do it again. I'll do it with you. Ready? One, two, three. Better. Okay.

Better because it's a better show if the clap's better, I think. It's a way better show. Way better. And I've noticed a lot of our commenters clap with us, they say. I love it when we go to live shows and everybody claps with us. It's fun for the whole family. Fun and family friendly here at I've Had It podcast. It really is. It really is. You have revolutionized clapping. All right, Meemaw, what have you had it with? Okay, what I've had it with...

is I have fucking had it. When you do laundry and you only get one sock out, I'm tired of socks coming out of the laundry missing. I've had it. I bought all new socks over Christmas and I told everybody in my family, just let's throw away. If we just have one sock, let's throw it away. I bought all new socks. We're three months into 2024 and I'm already throwing socks away again because we can't keep pairs together.

So I've just had it. You know how much I love to do laundry. It makes me happy. And then when I get one sock, it infuriates me. Yeah. It's like a sock orphanage. It is. It's a sock orphanage. I know. They're orphans. They used to be twins. The other one's gone off. Right. Maybe on meth. You know, who knows what happened. It's, you know. It's gone. Ran away from home. Fucking somebody behind the dryer. Yeah. Yeah.

Slutting around behind the dryer. Slutting around in some, you know, in the bowels of the washing machine. I know these rogue socks are out of control. It's just, I just wish there was a perfect way to keep your socks together. I mean, I've thought about safety pinning them. Yeah, you can safety pin. Velcroing them. But then you've got the dryer issue and the cling clang in the dryer. I mean, they're so...

There just isn't a good solution to sock orphans. You just can't have nice things. You just, you really can't have nice things, especially when you have kids. Oh. You just can't. No. Dogs are better than kids about shit like that. Yeah, they are. I mean, it just, it amazes me. I hate to rat out my children, my two boys.

The other day, I clean out the mudroom where everybody leaves their shoes. It's like a closet for the boys. And I have three right pairs of the same shoe. So I'm like, you left three different places with one shoe, always the left shoe. You didn't notice the right shoe was missing.

Three pairs of shoes. I mean, I've just had it. Had it with shoe orphans. I've had it with sock orphans. I've just had it with everything. Children. Children. Everything that should be two, I'm tired that it's one. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It's always people are unpairing. They're unpairing. Unauthorized breakups. They're divorcing without permission. That's correct. And I don't like it. I agree. That's a great hat at Meemaw. And that is so on brand with Meemaw shit right there. It is. And my laundry. Oh, yeah. All my little sweet spots. That's great content, Meemaw. All right. Let me tell you what I've had it with. You're at a store.

And you buy something and they say, do you want your receipt emailed to you or you want a paper receipt? And so you'll say email because you're like, I don't want the paper a la Josh Welch style. Right. And the minute you give up that email address, it is a full blown email.

onslaught of unmitigated email terrorism. Welcome to our club. Right. Welcome to our group. Here's our new spring line. Here's this, here's that. Then I unsubscribe because I'm like, all I authorized here was the receipt. Right. And now I'm, that's all I have given consent for. And y'all are just, it's this deluge of just, you know, this and this and this. And I've had it with that. Another thing is when you go to check out at the counter,

They'll say, what's your cell phone number or what's your email address? Because what they're doing is they're mining your information. Right. To later terrorize you. Absolutely. And I just, I'm back to all I want is either no receipt or a paper receipt in the sack. Right. I either say paper receipt or no receipt. But let me tell you what I do on the phone number.

Sometimes I give somebody I don't like's phone number. Now, this happened more frequently when I remembered people's phone numbers. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're giving out like your enemy's phone number? Yeah, people I don't like. Really? Yeah, I've done it before. Your ex-husband maybe? Yeah.

I have given his, I have given his number. I think at Walgreens, I think at Dick's, I think I've put in the wrong phone number on purpose. Meemaw's getting gangster at the checkout. Right. I'm like, what's more irritating than a solicitation via text that you have no idea about? Let me put a phone number of somebody I don't like right in there. So yeah, I'll do that. I like it. I like it a lot. But here's the deal. They already have your credit card number.

They can find you under a rock. Now they want to get into your email. They want to get on your phone. I mean, it's just too much contact with the world. I mean, it's just, it's too much. And let me tell you what else I've had it with is these, do you want to join our podcast?

you know, club. Right, no. And then you join the club and all that is, is basically these manipulative emails that if now that you're a member of this club, if you come to our store, you get an additional $25 off today and today only because you're a member. And it's just all bullshit to get you to go back in there and spend money. So here's the situation with these retailers. Right.

I don't want you to have my email. Nope. I don't want you to have my phone number. Right. And I don't want to be a member of your club. Right. I want to be in charge of me and when I go to buy something. And I don't want to give any other information other than my money. That's all I want to do. I don't want you to have any information about me. I've had it with this. I don't think it's right. Have you noticed that all of those same questions, they want your birthday.

I have noticed this popping up. What the fuck? We're not birthday friends. Yes. Yeah. They want your birthday. Yeah. I think we all have to band together and just like make up.

Everybody in the United States or globally, we should all use the exact same email address and the exact same phone number and give it out. I mean, I'm talking millions of people use the exact same data over and over. Welcome to I've Had It. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. She's me, ma.

She is gangster. She's doing a lot of shit with socks and shoes and... Telephone numbers. Telephone numbers, prank calls. All of it. Yep. Kylie, how are you doing today? I'm good. And what you just said reminded me...

Join our Patreon club. Into your email to get on our email list. That's great. Yes. That's a good segue. Please join our Patreon club and give us your email address, your birthday, your astrological sign. Right. And once you get into the club, then we're going to start mining more and more information. Right. Then we're going to go over favorite sexual positions, bra size. There we go again. Always. There we go again. She's got to get laid. Right.

Immediately. I mean, we're what, eight minutes into the episode, Meemaw's already over there talking about sex. Every time. Just a dirty, filthy mind. All right. Listen up, listeners. First and foremost, we have now for however long we've had this podcast, a little over a year, we've been asking everybody to

Like, what are we going to be called? What are the listeners going to be called? And people are like the Haddites, which we thought kind of sounded like a religious group. I'm not a big fan of religion, so we did away with it. There's been a lot of suggestions. And finally, there's a guy on YouTube.

named Jordan Sellers that I think we finally have a winner, ladies. It's a breakthrough. It is a breakthrough. And now our listeners are going to be called. There's going to be a huge blowback, but I still love it. The I Hipsters. The I Hipsters. I like it because we know that when you think of me, Ma, hipster.

Exactly. It's just like nailed it. Exactly. That's why it's so bullseye. Right. Meemaw, I hipsters. Right. I mean, it's just, it's like hand in glove. All right. I have another update. Y'all remember the episode a couple of weeks ago where my husband, Josh Welch was on it.

And he talked about his tortured relationship with his coworker, the white lab Milo. Right. Okay. The chief. What was he? The chief happiness officer, which I think is cute. Super cute. Anyway. So he revealed for those of you that didn't listen to this episode, my husband is an attorney and he goes to work. One of the lawyers he works with brings his dog to work every day. The dog's name is Milo. Milo stares at Josh while Josh eats his lunch. Josh has to share his lunch with the dog.

He didn't want to share his full lunch with the dog, so he started bringing ham in his briefcase to work and putting it in the break refrigerator. And then when he would eat lunch, he would feed Milo his ham. He packed a little lunch for Milo. He did. And so Milo's vet comes by the office the other day. We use the same vet. And this vet, she's called, her name's Tiffany Sill in Oklahoma City, and she's called the unleashed vet. She comes to you so you don't take your dog to the vet.

So Tiffany goes over to check on Milo because Milo's one of her patients. Cha-Cha and Tubby are one of her patients. Clearly, she's a veterinarian to the stars. Absolutely. But I digress. She goes to give Milo his annual checkup. And after the checkup, the office manager of the law firm sent the following email to every person.

And then she signs her name. The office manager.

And this reminded me, do you remember that little, you remember my dog Ruby? Oh, yeah. My little long-haired chihuahua. Well, you know Josh killed her, right? Well, I mean, that's an overstatement. You know, Kylie, did I ever tell you Josh killed Ruby? You have told me this. And how did he do it? He fed her a bowl of spaghetti bolognese one night. A large bowl. She dropped out of a heart attack.

In my closet. The next morning we woke up and Ruby was deader than a doornail. I think it's mean to say he killed her. There's no question that Josh killed Ruby. She could have been going to have a heart attack anyway. Okay, let's... What causes a heart attack? I mean, stress? Stress.

Heart defect? Let me go down this road. I know, but I just think it would just be awful to say he killed her. So for years, he had been overfeeding Ruby. She was chunky. He has a history of overfeeding animals. And so, you know, the boys and I did the state. We have Ruby's ashes and we all know who killed Ruby. It was Josh. He did. Yeah.

It sounds like he was trying to be a serial dog killer for Tiffany. Yeah. And now he's bringing, you know, this ham. And then we got this email right here from the office manager. And I mean, you know, Milo's already gained all this weight. And I mean, I'm just telling you,

Josh has a tendency to overfeed animals. We've got Tubby and Cha-Cha on a diet, and it just tortures him because he's just like, they just stare at me. I know. Blaze is overweight. We've really been doing good. I think he's probably lost about two pounds. It's hard. It's hard not to feed him. I called Pumps yesterday, and I go, what are you doing? And she goes, I'm sitting in my car eating a sub sandwich. And I go, are you hiding from Blaze? And she was like, yep. Yeah.

It just sounds so depressing. It is. I mean, I'm sitting there in my garage with my car on, eating my sandwich because I don't want to have to tell the dog no. Well, and you don't want to kill him. I don't want to kill him. I'm trying to make him lose weight. And I'm really trying. I mean, I'm really, really trying with Blaze because we went to the dog park the other day. It was not good. I mean, several people, several people.

commented on his obesity. Haircut? Nope. His obesity stands out more than his haircut. That poor Blaze. I mean, it's just... I mean, he's so sweet. Ugh. Do you suffer from having a parasocial relationship with two barely competent middle-aged women?

If so, please go to I've had it podcast.com or to any social media site. I'm talking X, formerly Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, et cetera, and click the link in bio and come see us at the hot shit tour. Make your parasocial relationship real at the hot shit tour. Right pumps. Tell them it's so fun. We hope to see you there.

Pumps, doing the podcast, our other jobs, being mothers, maintaining friendships. Sometimes I just feel like I have burnout, like I cannot face another meeting, another conversation. And I realize I'm just so disconnected from the world that I need to take the time to schedule a session with my therapist from BetterHelp.com.

After I do it, I feel so much more centered, so much more grounded, and so much more functioning. Listener, if you're thinking about starting therapy, give BetterHelp a try. It's entirely online, designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. All you have to do is fill out a brief questionnaire and get matched with a licensed therapist, and you can switch therapist at any time for no additional charge.

Find your social sweet spot with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.com slash had it today to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash had it. Pumps doing the podcast or other jobs, being mothers, maintaining friendships.

Sometimes I just feel like I have burnout, like I cannot face another meeting, another conversation. And I realize I'm just so disconnected from the world that I need to take the time to schedule a session with my therapist from BetterHelp.com.

After I do it, I feel so much more centered, so much more grounded, and so much more functioning. Listener, if you're thinking about starting therapy, give BetterHelp a try. It's entirely online, designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. All you have to do is fill out a brief questionnaire and get matched with a licensed therapist, and you can switch therapist at any time for no additional charge.

Find your social sweet spot with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.com slash had it today to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash had it. All right, let me, let me get off of that subject and get onto something that has been brought to my attention. And of course it pertains to the number one thing that I love to hate.

which are Stanley Cups. I knew before you said it. Okay. Somebody in our Patreon club sent me a screen grab from Facebook Marketplace. So when you have Facebook Marketplace and Stanley Cups together, you get a lot of fuckery. Let me read to you some of the items that are for sale on the Facebook Marketplace. Okay.

It says, Winter Pink Stanley Cup has been used with water and has a couple of bite marks on straw. Comes with a matching boot, $165. What? With bite marks. What kind of a freak leaves bite marks? What kind of freak drinks out of a Stanley Cup? This kind of freak. Here's another one. Sizzling Pink Stanley.

Has been used with water a couple of times. A few bite marks on the straw. And it just goes on and on. All of these have these bite marks on the straw. That's weird. Well, I think somebody got wind of all this stuff going on on Facebook. And this guy posts on eBay. And I found this one myself because I was bored one night and Googling about Stanley Cups online.

And I found my way to eBay. Sometimes you like to feed the things you hate. Right. You're just sitting around on an average night Googling your hatred for Stanley Cup. Feeding my hate. I'm drinking haterade. That's what I'm doing. All right. So I make my way over to eBay and this person has posted the following. Lightly used winter pink Stanley Starbucks 40 ounce tumbler. One of a kind. And I'm like,

$6,969.69. But 6969.69. All right. And then here's the descriptions. I have a highly sought after limited edition Stanley Starbucks tumbler that every collector dreams of owning. This tumbler is up for auction and is looking for a new tumbler collection home.

Lightly used. This Stanley tumbler is lightly used and authenticated through various ways of tests that we perform to ensure its true value and purpose. We lost the straw. Yeah.

The straw is totally gone, missing. No idea where it is. It was accounted for, but upon traveling, I am unable to find it at this time. There's a 6% chance that it might be found and included with the purchase. 6%? Paper instructions available.

I almost threw the instructions away, but decided to keep them for now and will include them in the sale of this amazingly great condition Stanley tumbler. They are crumpled up and I will not uncrumple them upon delivery of this great deal.

Together-ish. Together-ish.

As you can clearly see, the handle is currently not attached to the tumbler itself. It was upon the original purchase, but it unfortunately did not make it through the various light testing procedures I had for it. However, it does come along with the purchase, and I'm sure you can just use some tape to make it look...

As good as new-ish. The packaging is totally gone. I lost that right away, which I appreciate. The sticker on the bottom got burned off by accident, but it will come in regular cardboard box upon delivery, not an envelope.

Some dents and dings. As you can see, there were a few dents and dings along with a number of obvious scratches in various spots upon the tumbler. If anything, this just shows the authenticity of the tumbler being used on a daily basis and nothing more. And lastly, it's not washed. I didn't wash or clean it upon purchase, and I do not plan on giving it a scrub before sending it out to its new lucky owner. Okay.

The most fucked up thing is that someone might accidentally buy that. Right. Somebody not realize it's satire. Well, here's the thing. I think that some of these people, I think the mentality of a Stanley Cup collector is

is is so distorted that they might think oh it's not been washed right oh the straw's missing like they might see all of these things as assets character building yeah yeah see I just think surely I mean surely no one is gonna buy that cup surely everybody gets it's a joke right

You would think that, but in 2016, who was elected president? I know. I mean, stranger things have happened. There's no doubt about that. I do like the 696969. Of course you do. Of course you do. Of course, of course you do, Meemaw. Of course you circled right back to that. Well, I mean, that's kind of funny. It's hilarious. The whole thing is hilarious. It's hilarious. Yeah.

It's such a good troll. All right, Kylie, what do you have for us? All right. You guys want to do some voice memos? Sure. Okay. Up first, we've got Davis. Hi, ladies. This is Davis from Kentucky. I felt truly blessed to have gone on this journey with you two. I've listened since the very beginning. And just to see after all this time how Jen is still a smoke show and

pumps is still alive. It's just wonderful. Anyway, I have fucking had it with people trying to board the plane when their boarding zone has not been called. Okay, let me give you an example. I just got home from a fabulous vacation to Italy. It would have been a 10 out of 10 experience if it weren't for the fuckwits that try and board the plane when their zone hasn't been called. If you were in zone four,

And they haven't even called business class. Why the fuck are you standing up with your gut hanging out? These are acts of terrorism. I know we have the eye roll goddamn city button, but I think we need the death penalty button because these acts of terrorism end now. I've had it. God.

That's how you feel after traveling. You do. Yeah. I oppose the death penalty, but you feel so homicidal after traveling in an airport with other people that you think about irrational things like that. I totally related to everything he said, just death penalty, guillotine. You're done. Get out. Walk the plank. Yeah. No, I totally agree. Remember we were at an airport one time and they said, okay, first boarding group, guillotine.

Because we were taking buses to the plane. Yeah. And every single person in the waiting area stood up. And remember, I just got so hot and bothered about it. And I was just like, not all these people are boarding group one. There's not going to be two buses full of boarding group one. Jennifer's like, it's fine. We're all going to get on the plane. I mean, I was wound up like a cheap clock. You were. But I just...

I don't understand why the people in groups three, four, and five are impeding groups one and two before groups one and two are even called. Because they're, I mean, if you just know one, two, three, four, five,

You know, one's first, five's last. If you're four, you're not one. I mean, it's just not that hard. Well, and I'm going to put the burden on the airlines here for a second. I think that's right. Because what I think they need to do is they need to have very clearly marked, you know, like rides at Disneyland with the ropes. Yeah.

This is group one and this is the line you stand in. And this is group two and the line you stand in. And then a really big font below it. If you are group three or four, you will line up past, you know, this group or this group. Absolutely.

after this line is completely empty. It's just chaos at the boarding gate. Right. Nobody checks what group you're in. Nobody says when you're in line, they just let you go up. But if they had somebody or just had a little machine that was like, okay, group one, or maybe like a separate card that you put in group one, everybody stands in group one. I will say Southwest does a good job of lining everybody up in numerical order. I just have seen so much

pre-boarding fraud. So much fraud. And abuse that I don't even know who to address it to. I don't know what authority I would even go to voice a complaint because every plane ride I get on, it is pre-boarding abuse. I mean, it is rampant. It is epidemic. And it is infuriating. It's just better for me not to even look to see these people committing fraud and

And that I'm going to be on the same flight with them sharing oxygen in that Petri dish. I just, I don't even want to see it. No, it's bad. It's skirting the system. It's, there's so many skirters. The JetBridge Jesuses are the worst. I actually remember a recent time, I think we were offenders because we were all dicking off in the airport a little bit and we realized they were starting to board. So we started rushing over and we're first. So, you know, you're, you're right up early. So we go right through, Jennifer goes first and

scans her boarding pass and then the lady said thank you for your service I missed that no she did we were like oh it's boarding because we were like as Kylie said we were dicking off you know having a good old time I was like oh it's boarding so we raced up to the front and then she goes thank you for your service I was like oh shit I feel terrible now

Okay, up next, Pumps, this accent is for you. Oh, I can't wait. This is Meg. Do you know what? I've had it with people who take...

little jobs like working in a coffee shop and they make it seem like it's some fucking military operation. Like we're not saving lives. Like we're not doctors or brain surgeons or you know what I mean? Like it's not like some crazy job. Like it's just a coffee shop. Chill the fuck out. Take a chill pill. Like do you know what I mean? It's just so embarrassing. It's so embarrassing. And I've also had it with people who are in the same pay bracket as me and

And they seem to take it upon themselves to just tell me what the fuck to do. Like, sorry, bitch, I've worked here for two years. You've only worked here for two. Like, do you know what I mean? Fuck off. Get off my jock. And also, yeah, I fucking had it. I can't be arsed. Anyway, love you so much, Jen and Pumps. I absolutely love the podcast. Sending love from Scotland.

How perfect is Meg? I love get off my jock. Get off my jock. I mean, I just love everything about her. I love what she said. Yeah. We're not curing cancer. Yeah. We're just, you know, like when we used to wait tables, it's stressful. You're freaked out, but it's not. I mean, it's physical, hard labor. You have to be nice to the public. Yeah. Yeah.

But people that delude themselves that their job is so important. Right. It's annoying. Well, there's I think there's everybody can take pride in their job no matter what. Absolutely. No matter what the layer of socioeconomic income it provides. But there's taking pride and then there's.

Being a dick and being a dick to all of your coworkers. And being a dick to all of your coworkers is... I know exactly what she's talking about because I've worked with people like this. I've actually had people that worked for me that were like this to my other employees. And I'm like...

Bitch, back off. Right. Back off where they try to regulate and tattletale on each other. Yeah, stay in your lane. Nobody likes a snitch. Nobody. Okay. Up next, we've got Steph. Hi, ladies. This is Steph. Love your podcast. I'm a salty bitch who hates people, so it's the perfect podcast for me. Let me tell you what I've had it with this week. I've had it with everything being a goddamn era. Yeah.

This is another white woman Instagram trend. I'm in my crop top era. I'm in my boy mom era. I'm in my Stanley Cup era. Well, how about you be in your shut the fuck up era? Because you're annoying and it's stupid. Okay. I know this was inspired by the whole Swifty thing, you know, whatever, but it's fucking annoying and I've had it.

And I hope you ladies come to Pittsburgh this year because I would love to see you. All right. Toodles. She used the best sentence I've ever heard. And it is, I don't like that because it's stupid. It's just simple. Everybody knows what that means. Right. It's spot on. It is stupid. I'm like, we're in our podcasting era. Shut the fuck up, Meemaw and Jen. Everybody fucking knows it. Right.

This is how bad I am at pulp culture. Until she said the whole eras thing is because of Taylor Swift, I couldn't figure out where all the era stuff was coming from. But she's right. Everybody's in their manifesting journey slash era of everything all the time.

You know, for those of you that need a sharp as a tack lawyer with rock solid deduction skills, do not hesitate for one second to call me Ma to represent you in a court of law. That's right. But she's 1000% right. This shit where everybody is like trying to brand themselves on social media. Right. And here's the thing. The one thing that she said.

And an era I'm ready for it to end is the Stanley Cup era. And let me just tell you, I will never, ever stop hating those cups.

And like 10 years from now when everybody looks back on it and talks about how stupid it was, I will be standing right there saying, I didn't like them then and I don't like them now. Because you know what's probably going to happen 10 years from now? What? We're going to have a bunch of dumb people because they're drinking all this lead contaminated water. There's going to be class action lawsuits. And I'll just be – maybe you could be the lead counsel if you have any brain cells left that are sucking out of yours. Right.

And I'll just be sitting there smug as fuck. Healthy as a horse. I was never in a Stanley Cup era. Never did. I'm in my hater era. Always have been. Always will be. Drinking haterade. You know what? We don't give enough props. Kylie's opposition to the Stanley Cup era is just full blown dehydration. Yeah. I mean, Kylie is just it's unbelievable the discipline when it comes to hydration. Yeah.

Yeah. Here's what I like about that. Like everybody's talking about hydrating and if we get enough water, like if we go, if we're on the, on tour and we end up at like some mountain town, they're like, make sure you're hydrating. Everybody's hydrating, drink water. Kylie's like, fuck that. I'm not drinking water. But here's the thing. I think that my stance on Stanley cups might not be strong enough. So what I'm going to do. Oh, I think it is. What I'm going to do is I'm going to also oppose.

not only Stanley Cups, but also really cold water and really hot water. I am only going to drink room temperature water because I don't want any sort of correlation between my consumption of water to that of a Stanley Cup consumer. I do not-- if it's 110 degrees outside and that's the room temp, that's the temperature of the water I'm drinking. If it's negative 10 and it's an icicle, I'm going to suck on that icicle.

That's what I'm doing. I'm having a hard time relating the temperature back to the Stanley cap, but I will say. That's what everybody says. That's the whole thing. The temperature is that like that fraudulent video where it survived a car fire, which was clearly totally staged. And she dinks it around and mind you, the plastic is all still perfectly intact. And it's because it keeps it cold. That's what everybody says. Well, I love my Stanley because it keeps my water so cold. I oppose cold water.

Yeah, I don't love... I'm getting more into the room temperature water. That's my preference nowadays. No ice, room temperature water. Yeah, that's what I'm drinking. Room temperature water, not from a Stanley Cup. Right. I'm going to drink mine from a Stanley Cup, but it's going to be room temperature. How's that? Not good. See? Not good at all. Pumps, doing the podcast, our other jobs, being mothers, maintaining friendships, you

Sometimes I just feel like I have burnout, like I cannot face another meeting, another conversation. And I realize I'm just so disconnected from the world that I need to take the time to schedule a session with my therapist from BetterHelp.com.

After I do it, I feel so much more centered, so much more grounded, and so much more functioning. Listener, if you're thinking about starting therapy, give BetterHelp a try. It's entirely online, designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. All you have to do is fill out a brief questionnaire and get matched with a licensed therapist, and you can switch therapist at any time for no additional charge.

Find your social sweet spot with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.com slash had it today to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash had it. Pumps doing the podcast or other jobs, being mothers, maintaining friendships.

Sometimes I just feel like I have burnout, like I cannot face another meeting, another conversation. And I realize I'm just so disconnected from the world that I need to take the time to schedule a session with my therapist from BetterHelp.com.

After I do it, I feel so much more centered, so much more grounded, and so much more functioning. Listener, if you're thinking about starting therapy, give BetterHelp a try. It's entirely online, designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. All you have to do is fill out a brief questionnaire and get matched with a licensed therapist, and you can switch therapist at any time for no additional charge.

Find your social sweet spot with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.com slash had it today to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash had it. Okay. The last one we've got is from China.

Jennifer pumps and Kylie. My name is China. My girlfriend and I are new listeners to the show and we fucking love it. But let me tell you what I have had it with. I have had it with people that claim they are non-confrontational because what the fuck do you mean? There's confrontation in life as an adult. No,

No, in my opinion, people that are non-confrontational are passive-aggressive, spineless little bitches that don't know how to communicate because they claim to be non-confrontational. But then we'll turn around and talk shit to other people in the friend group or other coworkers and create this awkward-ass, uncomfortable-ass environment instead of just...

facing the person that you have an issue with one-on-one. Like we don't have to like each other, but I will respect you if you air your grievance out to me face to face, then we can go on mutually not liking each other. But now you've created an awkward ass environment and I've went from not liking you to wanting to hit your fucking passive aggressive ass in the face. So yeah, that's, that's what I've had it with. Thanks for listening.

I think she's spot on. She's exactly right. Chyna, I think you are spot on. And I have found that anybody that constantly makes declarative statements about themselves, it is to mask something. If it's like Josh Welch, for example, will say, oh, I'm super laid back. He's the least laid back person on the planet. It's unbelievable when I hear him say that. I'm like, are you serious right now? You have laid back moments, granted. Right.

Few and far between, but they're there. If you want to pitch this to, you know, potential friends that you're so laid back, I'll let them ride around the block with you and they will be crawling back wanting to get out of that car so goddamn fast. How about they go to dinner with you? We'll see how laid back you are. You know, I think she brings up a great point. I think what's overlooked in this day and age is the, it's okay for people to work together that don't like each other.

It's okay to respect each other and not like each other. I mean, in my legal practice, there's a lot of lawyers that I hate their fucking guts. Right. But I'm respectful, I'm professional, and I'm appropriate. There is no reason that everybody has to like you and you have to like everybody else. There's just no requirement in life that everybody has to like everybody. And I too cannot stand. I would rather have somebody say, you know what, Angie, I just don't like you. I think you're loud. I think you're obnoxious.

I would respect that more than somebody who's passive aggressive. I just can't stand a passive aggressive.

Passive aggressive people, it is the most infuriating thing on the planet. And if somebody is flexing and saying I'm not confrontational, to me that is a red flag that I don't want to deal with them. I don't want to have to deal with them at all. At the end of the day, when all is said and done,

I think it just goes to show, number one, you don't have to like everybody. And number two, the less people you have interaction with, the happier you are. That's it right there, Pumps. That's it.

The less people that you communicate or interact with, the happier you are. You know, when you're young in your 20s, I don't know if you've seen this meme. I know you're not online that much, but it's like in your 20s, it shows all these people around you. And in your 30s, there are fewer people. In the 40s, there are even fewer. And then it gets to like you're older and it's just like a dog. Right.

And I was like, that's me. That's it. I'm the person with the dog. Like I want to eliminate everybody's bullshit. Right. Just scoot them all over. So those of you, we have a lot of younger listeners. And if you really hate your friend's guts, just give it time. You'll get the guts to gingerly cut them out of your life.

And start drawing boundaries. It takes time because when you're young, you think I've got to have all these people around. Right. And then you have your kids and their parents and you're just around a lot of people at that age. The older you get, you just organically, the people that aren't like you just kind of seem to organically fall away from your life. Wouldn't you say that's right? Or do you think it's more concerted effort? I think that you...

You know, you're not as quick to return texts, not as quick to return phone calls, not as quick to, you know, meet up, to agree to getting together. And then I think you just like for me, I just when I'm around people and they'll say something like kind of crazy or whatever, I just think, you know, I just don't think I'm going to hang out with that person again. I have a limited amount of time on this earth now.

And do I want to hang out with this nut? No, I really don't. I don't want to spend my time with this person. Right. And there is a freedom with age that you let yourself off the hook with that. That you're just like, I don't want to. I'm out. And then the people that survive, you end up having so much more meaningful relationships with because they've survived the calling. Right. And I just think the older you get, the more you're around people that are like you. It just happens.

You just kind of find your people and it just kind of falls into place as you get older. Yeah, especially if you're a liberal in a red state. You eliminate like 98% of the population really quickly. You get your pool so small. There's only one or two fish swimming in it anyway. So you can just grab them right up. Get you a little goldfish. What about being a liberal lesbian in a red state?

There's an extra small pool. Yeah. So the problem is, what if you don't like people in that small pool? You've only got slim options. So it's really tough pickings, you know? Yeah. Do you have a hard time making friends in Oklahoma? You know, I don't. I didn't think so. No. Yeah, you don't. Just so damn likable. Everybody likes Kylie. I don't like confrontation. So...

It's real easy. It's real easy because you don't like confrontation. You don't like passive aggressive. Nope. You're just perfect. I'm just perfect. Yeah. Speaking of confrontation, those of you that have not made your way over to Apple to give us five star review, we're getting closer to our goal of 10,000. Are we? Yeah, it was like 9,000 something. Anyway, we're getting closer.

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Pumps, doing the podcast, our other jobs, being mothers, maintaining friendships. Sometimes I just feel like I have burnout, like I cannot face another meeting, another conversation. And I realize I'm just so disconnected from the world that I need to take the time to schedule a session with my therapist from BetterHelp.

After I do it, I feel so much more centered, so much more grounded, and so much more functioning. Listener, if you're thinking about starting therapy, give BetterHelp a try. It's entirely online, designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. All you have to do is fill out a brief questionnaire and get matched with a licensed therapist, and you can switch therapist at any time for no additional charge.

Find your social sweet spot with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.com slash had it today to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash had it. Pumps doing the podcast or other jobs, being mothers, maintaining friendships.

Sometimes I just feel like I have burnout, like I cannot face another meeting, another conversation. And I realize I'm just so disconnected from the world that I need to take the time to schedule a session with my therapist from BetterHelp.

After I do it, I feel so much more centered, so much more grounded, and so much more functioning. Listener, if you're thinking about starting therapy, give BetterHelp a try. It's entirely online, designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. All you have to do is fill out a brief questionnaire and get matched with a licensed therapist, and you can switch therapist at any time for no additional charge.

Find your social sweet spot with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.com slash had it today to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash had it.