Hangxiety in the Hamptons
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I can't hear a single thing right now. Like my ears are actually... I thought you said you could hear too much. You know when you go out and you can't hear anything? Wait.

Was that last night we walked outside and none of us could hear anything because our ears were ringing so loud? I don't remember. I don't remember a lot. And the videos that I've been receiving this morning of what happened last night aren't... I'm not happy about them. I don't really remember much either. Welcome back to another episode of Hot Mess with Alex Earle. Don't forget to subscribe, follow, like this podcast. It really means a lot. Steal your friend's phone, subscribe on their phones.

It's just like that would mean a lot to me. Thanks. That would cure my anxiety right now. I actually don't have anxiety, but I'm just like hungover.

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our friend um hunter was like picking me up and just like throwing me in the air wait and like i was straddling him but he's gay so it's okay i know for a fact i thought that i was like doing the heart race challenge in love island it was like bouncing on where was i when this was happening because i don't remember seeing any of this where was i because i don't remember any of that happening

And I'm sweating right now, like beyond like there's I'm having the ultimate hot flash. And I just like I can't think. And we have to go to Europe in an hour. My head is buzzing and spinning and I'm really scared. I don't know. I don't know. I just because I don't know. That's the thing. I don't know what happened.

I had the time of my life. Oh no, I had so much fun. Like that DJ, whoever was playing last night, was playing like every like pop hit song, throwback song you could ever think of. And I thought it was my time to perform. I hate, I hate every time I go out. I think that I'm like, oh, you put on a show. I think that I'm there to perform for everyone. I don't know why. And then every time I go, I say, Alex, don't like, I literally like sing to the crowd and like perform, like turn around.

put your hands down and shut your mouth. The fact we have like 20 hours of travel upon us in the next hour. Like we, why did we go out? I don't know. Why did we go out? Because we were getting dinner in East Hampton. So we're like, we have to go out. The other reason I'm sweating is because the AC in this house is broken. Everything in this house is broken. And I feel like, yeah, I feel so, I'm so scared for like,

No, I don't want to even say this online because I don't want to get in trouble. But... What? I don't know. It's just, like, everything in this house keeps breaking. So, like, if you're the landlord, like, it's not our fault. Like, I opened the closet door and it fell on my head. It's a disaster. Yeah.

The chair in the kitchen. Yeah, Braxton was laughing on the chair in the kitchen and because he's Thor, the whole back swung off. So like the wooden chair just like cracked in half and I was like, oh God. Going into my door on the first day, the handles broken. The worst, which is I cannot believe this.

I have to pay $5,000 for a new toilet. I can't believe there is a toilet that costs $5,000. Why would you put a $5,000 toilet in like a summer rental house? Everything in this house is like kind of old and just, you know, not that new or anything.

new or the fanciest thing in this house is the toilet and it's like this I knew from the second that I put a hole in it I knew there was going to be a problem because it's one of those toilets where you like walk by it like opens up it like sings you a lullaby it like it like has a bidet it has everything you could ever think of I was curling my hair and I put my curling iron on the back of the toilet because that's like what girls do right like do you do that

No, I never leave my hot curling iron laying. But it's like toilets are usually like ceramic. Yeah, but I don't put it touching the thing because it'll like... That's not true. It's hot. It's ceramic. Yeah, but I don't put the hot thing on anything. This toilet is not ceramic. It's plastic and...

Within a few minutes, I'm, you know, doing whatever. I'm, like, hairspraying the other pieces. And I smell, like, burning chemicals. And I was, like, what? And I look over and there is, like, a hole in this toilet. Like, it just, like, went right... The microliner just, like, went through the toilet and it's just, like, a hole. And I was, like, well, that's not good. So then we had someone who, like, came to check the house and, like, do a roundabout, like, halfway through our stay here. And they were, like, okay, like, is something wrong with, like, one of the toilets? I was, like...

Because at this point I was like, maybe they won't notice. No, they were like, is anything wrong with the house? Like anything broken? And you're like, no. No, nothing's wrong. And then they were like, really? Not like one of the toilets? And then I was like, okay, like we're just going to have to, I was thinking I could get like plaster and like smooth it over. But like realistically, like, do I know how to do that? No. No.

you were gonna make braxton do it so braxton left and i knew the only solution was i had to tell them and come clean about me putting a hole in the toilet i knew i was gonna have to just like pay to replace the part but it was like the top think of like the top part of the toilet where you like take the thing off you pull the little lever with the chain but it's not like that it's a fancy toilet so it's just but it is just on the top section and there's like little like

whatever it definitely comes off like it's it comes in parts there's no way that you can't just replace the top part of this toilet so they're like we actually they're telling me they're like no we can't replace just the top part of the toilet like we have to like buy a whole new toilet and I was like that's this is like a joke

and I'm looking up this toilet online I see that these toilets are $5,000 to $10,000 and I was like I'm like this just like whatever so I was like we have to be able to just replace the top part of the toilet and they're like no we have to order a full new toilet so there's literally a full toilet right at our doorstep right now there is yeah that has to be like put into place and

And it's $5,000. This is why you should never rent a house to you. The first day I was getting ready here, I also was doing my makeup. And of course, like, of course this happens. My foundation bottle, like...

like broke or something. So the top was just like completely off of it. And I like hit my hand because I always hit things because I talk with my hands. And my house labs foundation went all over the carpet, splattered the whole thing. And I was like, is this like the one thing I knock over is the thing that's like

a liquid that can fling everywhere we also got a noise complaint too like the police showed up here oh i forgot the cops came yeah well i didn't because i thought i was gonna get arrested we were having our rave in the bunk bed so after after i had my boat party here in the hamptons i decided like to throw an after party at our house which is definitely just like not smart so we had like

20-ish people here. If you're the landlord, just like turn this off. And we had like 20 or 30 people like swimming in the pool, like running around and we were like blasting music and all of a sudden I'm in the backyard and I see like 45 flashlights. Oh my god! That's scary! I actually just thought I thought the door broke off. I literally was like why do I feel like something just fell?

We come here I should have slept with you guys. You should have do you remember what happened last night cuz I don't wait I don't really did you see my video of me and hunter No, but I did see that. I have a video of you with the tongue out. No Every time I drink my tongue just flings out of my mouth. Oh

No, I forgot. I ordered so much food from 7-Eleven. That was like disgusting. I actually took a bite of the taquito and spit it out. Is that sleeping with the food? Can you stop doing that? I fell asleep like in the 7-Eleven hot dogs.

Wow. Wait, also why I put my skin, put my skincare headband on last night and then I woke up and I was like, great. Like I did my skincare. I'm still in my makeup from last night. I guess I just like put it on to feel something. It's the thought that counts. I definitely thought that it looked really cool in the moment. Yeah. Oh my God. Wait, Hunter fell so hard. And then my boob comes out. Wait, I wish I saw that. Didn't he fall on someone's pizza? Yeah, like a whole table fell on him.

And he's like a big boy. He's a big dude. They fell on someone's truffle pizza. Like through their whole table. Where was their tables with truffle pizza? There's tables on the sides. Sally. You saw us. Come in, come tell. Okay, well, so Hunter and I were like, we were dancing. And I don't know what happened, but he literally...

- And then he just blew back into a table. The table, the table breaks. - It broke? - And I'm like helping him up and then he's like, "I'll pay for it, I'll pay for it." - Everyone's auras were like black last night. - Wait, no, I was scared. - Everyone was like very creepy and manic. - I was creepy and manic. - I definitely was too. And I'm definitely never going out again. And I got tagged in some stories this morning and they're like, "Met Alex Earl last night." And I'm like,

Like, why? Yeah. The shots they poured us last night, I don't think you guys understand, was half a gallon. It was a full cup of tequila. I've never seen it. I was like, is this a joke? Like, I think they're trying to kill us. And they kept, like, laughing. And I was like, this is not, like, this has to be illegal. ♪

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No, we can't look at, like, more footage because I can't do it all right now. Zaza just busting in the door made me think of how scary it is being in a house. Like...

I feel like that's just not talked about enough or maybe it is and I'm not aware. I feel like we just never thought of it because everyone just that lives in a house usually like grows up with their family in a house. Like my senior year of college when I lived with my friends it was scary when we were in a house and we did have a ring camera on the front. I made sure we never posted the front of the house because I just didn't want people to be able to find it or whatever so after we moved out of our college house I like posted

put up an Instagram story of all of the girls in front of the house because it was like sentimental to us. We're crying leaving. And the next day we had gone to Europe and we could still our ring camera, though. We like accidentally left it up so we could still see it. And we were getting like so much motion at the front door. And we turn on the ring camera app while we're in Europe. And it was this guy. And he came back to the house like

six days in a row and literally was like alex and kristin alex and kristin and it was like yes so scary so now we're in a house here for the summer and i've just been so like every night i'm like oh my god like it's just it's so scary no it is i actually that happened to like a lot of people in their houses in new orleans because you know there's so many crazy people they're

Last year, I was in the Hamptons. We had a house. Oh, yeah. And I had to call the police. I'm upstairs. Kristen's downstairs. And someone starts, like, banging on the front door. And I text Kristen. And at the same time, she texts me. And she's like, was that you? And I was like, no, was that you? So it was neither of us. And then, like, two minutes goes by and it starts happening again. And we were like, it was like a scary bang. Like, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr. So then I go downstairs. I grab, like, the biggest knife I can find. Because all of a sudden...

Now the knocks are coming from like the back door, the side of the house, like all these other spots. And I was like, when I tell you I've never been that scared in my entire life. We had Braxton on the phone so he could like hear if anything happened. We were on the phone with the police as well. And I had a knife and we were sitting in bed together. Like, were you going to stab someone if it came to it?

If they were trying to kill me, what was I supposed to do? Just try like I had to put up a fight. But I was I was shaking. Like, I don't think you understand. Like, I was sitting there like so petrified. That's terrifying. The police was like, whatever. And there was cameras at this house that we were renting. So they ended up like.

looking in it was um like groups of girls I guess had like figured out where we lived and were like banging on the door but like I actually thought we were dying don't go knocking on people's houses and scare them like that that's not chill it doesn't really help that I had a massive pink bronco and there was no garage at this house it was just parked out front of our house we actually had these like moms follow us back to the house one day like I pulled in the driveway and

they like pulled in right behind me and this has happened actually like a few other times too where someone just like follows me and like pulls out and that's like crazy though you can't just like follow people around like that i don't know i think when someone's like going to their house it's kind of like

Maybe respect their privacy. And then this happened again with my Uber Eats driver. I ordered food. Oh, that was weird. He was knocking downstairs. So I went downstairs. And by the time I got downstairs, he was in the backyard. And I was like, hello? And then he comes around and he goes, Alex Earl! Oh my god, can my friend take a picture with you? And I was like, huh? You got a friend on deck? And his friend hops out of the car. And they take photos with me. And I was like, I just feel...

Like when it comes to like a house, I'm like maybe like...

I don't know, respect people's privacy, but it's just, like, scary. Everyone is so nice, and I love you all so much, and I do like meeting everyone. But it's scary. They don't scare me. It just scares me the fact of, like, when people can, like, easily find you. I'm scared to even be talking about this. But, yeah, so we've had, like, a really, really fun month, but I feel like we've only been here for two days. Wait, I can't believe it's already over. I feel like we just got here. It was literally just the 4th of July, was it not? Yeah.

I can't hear anything.

Okay. I don't know if anyone's like watching this instead of listening, but I'm laying down in the bed right now, like holding on for dear life. So yeah, so today we're going to be traveling to Europe. We're going to Mykonos. Yay! I'm so excited. Just like knowing that we're going to be partying again. Well, it's okay because we have like two days to sleep. That's what I was thinking. We have like a day and a half on this plane. Yeah.

So we'll just sleep and slumber and rest up for the party. I'm so excited.

We're going to Europe and we wanted to take you guys through this month that we've had in Montauk and share some of the behind the scenes of everything. I feel like we should start with maybe Michael Rubin's white party because that was the first thing actually that we did when we got here. We talked about it a little bit just being like, oh my God, it's so crazy. But I need to like walk you guys through like what goes on in this party and what it's like because it's so insane to me.

and that party is like an experience isn't it like 12 hours total or something it is 12 hours it's

like five to five and basically the thing is you're pulling up to this house right and before you even get there there's people like lined down the road and they're like paparazzi no it's crazy i've never seen i've never seen paparazzi just like lined up like that like snapping and screaming so i obviously am a dimwit and didn't know that it was paparazzi because you know

that's not the life we're living. And like, we're just like all, it's just like black escalade after black escalade. Like we're all pulling up and someone's like,

can you roll down the window like they're looking at me and they said roll down the window and I said I said to the driver oh can we roll down our windows and everyone in the car was we were with like um like Shay Mitchell too and everyone's like Alex like that's like paparazzi like what are you doing and I was like oh mg like I was just trying to be respectful Alex just wants her picture taken I'm like let me sit on top of the car speaking of do you know that people call like paparazzi on themselves yeah but like

That's kind of crazy because there was always things that happened with like photos I would see of people that I'm like, are paparazzi following you around? And then people would be like, no, they called them. Yeah, that's like a thing. Why do I feel like that's like embarrassing? Well, obviously, like you're not going to like walk around. But do like big celebrities do that? I think so. Or they used to. I feel like now it's just so different because there's actually people on their phones just

taking pictures and posting the paparazzi is the people on social media taking pictures of us at the club those are the ones i don't want to see yeah i would like a cool photo yeah i'm like really nauseous and dizzy all of a sudden oh that sucks okay so we're at the white party i need to be in like a fetal position okay so the white party is full of paparazzi alex is

Wait, I might need to, like, go off camera. Oh my god. OMG. Oh, is the hangover just hitting you? Yeah, you know, and it, like, really just, like, it, like, settles in. No, I feel great. Okay. But we're at this white party. You walk in. There's, like, all this security. They're handing drinks on platters. And there, there's actually, like, photographers that they hired. And they just go around and, like, take pictures of everyone. But it's just so, like...

It's just a crazy environment because everyone is someone like, like I did not belong there at all. No, like I feel I don't belong. You do, bitch. I was so nervous. I was actually like shaking. I think I walked up to the bar and took two shots immediately because I was so nervous. But it's like this big, gorgeous house with like,

what do you even call that like a deck where it's just like all open and everyone walks like in and out all like the doors are open and then there's like a long like walkway down to like this little like overlook by the beach with a bar and then there's people well there's many different parts of the party I know this is just the

the beginning so you start the first part is like the cocktail hour it's like for like two or three hours you're on the like main level of this house when you walk in it's like big outdoors there's bars there's food no one eats the food again at these fancy events i'm the only one sitting there with like five plates of little hot dogs and sushi you can't throw a party with all this food when everyone's wearing white well i guess you can because no one needs it anyways

So you're there for like two hours and then there's also like a beach bar part. And again, there was paparazzi just like lined on the beach. I saw people like driving up in their cars on the beach, like taking videos from like down there as we were over there. It was so crazy. And I was like, I know like...

I know you guys aren't looking at me, but I'm enjoying seeing this whole scene go down. I'm like, this is so cool. After this, they take you downstairs for a dinner. Was there a microphone? I just remember. I don't know. Everyone start heading downstairs for dinner. It's dinner time. So then there's more food and stuff downstairs. Oh, the food was so good. It was really, really good. I ate everything. I had pizza, a cheeseburger, some sushi. What else did I have? French fries.

It was really delectable down there. Yeah, I ate everything. Then after everyone eats, you go...

Back upstairs. And then there's like a third part that's like upstairs, upstairs. And then they had like Shabuzy perform, Lil Wayne perform. And then like fireworks go off. And then when it's like 12 or 1 a.m., you go down and there's a club in this house. They like built a club just at this house for this party. Like it was like a tent on the side of the house, but somehow it was like connected. And we went down. It wasn't a tent. It was. No, it wasn't. It was built.

Yes. It was the same one last year, though. Yes, they billed it just for the party. They were telling us. Oh, that makes more sense. And we went... Because I was like, how do you have a club in your house? Yeah, no. So we went downstairs to look at it when everyone was upstairs because we wanted to check it out. It... Like, imagine if you just, like, took a club from Miami and plopped it into, like, your residential home. Yeah. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen. I don't understand how they did it. But in the middle of this party, on all times that you don't want to get your period, is that the white party? Oh.

I get my period so heavy while we're at this white party I'm in the midst of a conversation with someone and like you know like all of a sudden I get really crampy I had no inclination that I was like going to get my period usually before I feel like I'm cramping for like a day or two literally nothing and all of a sudden I'm like you know when you like feel like you just got your period and I was like am I like going crazy right now so I was like I'm gonna go to the bathroom really quick

Now, the other part of this party is the bathrooms because it's a home. It's not like stalls and stuff. So it's like a bathroom in the kitchen and I'm going to the bathroom and I take off my outfit. It was like a bodysuit with a skirt wrapped around. I had just gotten my period and

so bad that like if i had sat down there would have been red all on this like behind of my skirt the only thing that saved me is because i was standing but my body suit was like

It was, yeah, it wasn't good. That's, like, my biggest fear. So I'm in this bathroom. I'm trying to, like, figure out what to do. I don't have a tampon. I'm like, hello. I'm also at this party. All these celebrities there. I'm like, the next thing I need is for me to be walking around, like, with blood on me. Hey, does anyone have a tampon?

So then all of a sudden people are like banging on this bathroom door and I'm in there like trying to fight for my life. I'm like, I don't know what to do right now. I'm like, I may bleed out by the time I walk out of this bathroom to ask someone for a tampon. I don't think I can go any further. It was bad. And I thank God someone I knew had a tampon. So I didn't have to do that much soul searching, but soul searching. I don't know. It was craziness. I don't feel too hot.

Oh my god, you're feeling good? Really nauseous now too? Yeah. Pedialyte. Ew. No, it's like, it's not good, but it'll save you. I'm gonna chug some more. I don't, I can't do that. I'll just suffer.

another thing I forgot about this party is there was a massive fight and you were not there for it I wish I saw that so like it was okay first of all just like imagine anywhere you look it's like oh like the Kardashians oh um uh Jay-z oh my god it was like everyone and so I don't want to say who got in the fight so I come out of this bathroom right and all of a sudden it is like chaos chaos is going down there is maybe like there's two like

Big people fighting, like, big celebrities, I mean. And, like, fist fighting, like, punching the shit out of everyone. And there's 15 security guards trying to break up this fight. And everyone's, like, getting rowdy. And I'm like, I'm used to seeing, like, stupid frat boys at a party, like, getting mad over, like... Messy over it.

you know, Carolina. And this was, I was actually, like, there's no way, like, that my eyes are witnessing this right now. And I was, like, I'm scared, but at the same time, like, enjoying this. And, yep, there was a big fight. But then it was fine. I wonder what they were fighting about. I don't know. The things you see, I'm, like, I have so much tea on everyone. Like, people, like,

Like what? Not being like faithful to their like, you know. Oh, yeah. So it's like, I love that like you get the inside scoop on everything. Kim Kardashian's really tiny in person. I got so nervous. She was like literally 10 feet away from me. I think I was just staring at her.

No, the one time I FaceTimed her, I literally like froze and the person with me was like, do you know how to speak? And I was like, no, I'm not sure. I forgot all motor skills. She's so cool. I literally like turned into like a... I don't know. I don't know. Just like a bean. She has that effect. She really does though. Like she's Kim Kardashian. She's so cool. Do you think she would come on Hot Mess? Yeah.

would love to hear some hot mess stories from kim kardashian besides the white party there's other places that you can go out here and other things that we have done sludge i would say sludge was just surf lodge the scene of surf lodge it's like an outdoor deck and the times you go are like it's like four to like eight p.m it's like an outdoor deck it's mostly like

tables and then there's like a big just like open open section in the middle and there's bars and it's really fun but it's like a really sceny place like every time you go like you are going to run into like everyone that you know so it is really really fun and i do like the vibes it's like a fun summer place to go to yeah it is very like summery vibes it's like on the water you can like see the little whatever and they bring out like chicken finger towers

That's my favorite part. So good. Like we got the sushi boat on Friday. That was crazy. Yeah, that was crazy. That was a treat. It is like really, really cool.

but I just sometimes I'm like I don't want to see people like I don't like you go there and you know that you're going to be seated next to like a group of like 40 people that you like know or mutually know and then you have to like talk to them and like sometimes I like really don't want to talk I don't want to talk and I just want to party and stick my tongue out it's really really fun there there's also bounce it looks like a big house on the ocean and there's like a downstairs and an upstairs I

I didn't go to Bounce this summer. What? I know.

Wait, we went twice. I was not here. Really? So there's nighttime bounce. That's like club type of vibes. And there's daytime bounce. Personally, I think daytime bounce is like better. I really want to. It's like full on clubbing, but just like during the day. It looks so fun. It's really fun. They have like the cannons of like the smoke and everyone has like fans. We were at the table with Vinny from the Jersey Shore. And obviously, because I'm from Jersey and I also just like

He is everything. He literally, we're like, well,

walking to the table and Natalie sits next to him and then he's like hey I'm Vinny like whatever and I look and I was like like I never like get that starstruck I feel or like act weird but like I was I was yeah it's just Vinny from the Jersey Shore and then Kim Kardashian that make me starstruck then the coolest thing that has ever happened in my life happened to me this was I think my I made it moment um there was like a bridal party next to us and the bride um

sent over like a hat to be signed with a sharpie for vinnie and he's like writing on the cap of this hat and it's her like bridal hat like merch that they had and then she was like alex and can you sign it too so it was my signature on this woman's hat which is so cool like why does anyone want me to sign anything next to vinnie from the jersey shore and i was like i have made it that's how you know you've made i peaked that day where else is there to go out here oh

shag wong shag wong so my dad of course the first night they were here found this like dive bar it's right in the middle of town it's called shag wong and it's actually so fun it's like immaculate in there it's like a different universe i don't know how to explain it you're just like instantly transported into like fun land dad and ashley went there alone one night when we were here because we didn't want to go out

and they were like we just had the best night ever yeah blah blah you guys have to come you guys have to come dad's trying to drag us to this bar and we're like dad we don't want to go like we actually want to go to bed it was like role reversal it was like all of us being like dad we want to go to bed it was after surf lodge and my dad's like please come to this bar with me and we were like uh life is difficult i don't know if we can come to another bar

So, but anyway, we were dragged against our will to Shagwang and we love it. We've been repping their merch. Like, it's a dive bar and personally, I love a good dive bar. Yeah. Because... Something about, like, it just being, like, dark and, like... Well, it's just fun. Yeah. And it's, like, clubs, like, you're just, like, sectioned off. Yeah. And it's, like, it's just not as easy and free-going. And, like, I guess maybe this is, like, the part of, like, in college, like, we didn't go to dive bars because Miami's all clubs. So...

I never like went dive barring and I love it. And I think it's more fun than clubs. Yeah. Clubs can be a lot just because, you know, you always have to figure out like all the logistics with a table and everything's like a million dollars and like, you know. Yeah. I just like I want to go to a dive bar and get shitty green tea shots and like have fun. And so that just like made me almost vomit. I really can't hear.

How many times have I said that during this episode? I really can't hear. I think this is our best episode yet. This might be our messiest episode yet. Wait, really? I think this was like really good. I think this vibe is so fun. Yeah. It's really like we're all sitting in bed together. I know. I want everyone to come sit with us. Some girl, I met her yesterday and she told me that she puts on the podcast and like sits and watches it with her friends. And I was like, like,

like so that's why we have to make it better so that like like more fun yeah i feel like i sometimes get so worried about like being like structured because i don't know holding a microphone feels like official things like need to come out of my mouth i'm like what i'm saying has to be like correct right now and it would scare me it would scare me

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Oh, we didn't talk about your boat parties. Oh, I had boat parties. I had some BPs in the hand. Alex had some BPs in it. The one was like a trial one with our friends, and the other one was a hot mess boat party. Both? No. So much fun. So much fun. I got off to a wrong start on the hot mess boat party because... Oh my god. Well... No. I can't hear this story after like being hungover right now. This is...

a party that I wanted to throw for the Earl girls and the Hamptons and I was really nervous because I didn't think that anyone would come. The whole thing to me, I'm just like, I don't know, whatever. I was like weird and I was like, what if like it's like lame? I was just all stressed out. So, I took like two shots before we left to go to this party and I was walking in and everyone had been there. I was like the last to arrive. I walked in and there's like a security like walking us through the party and like all the girls are here, everyone's there and like I should have been like

like let's go or like something I literally put my head down and like cowered over and I literally put their head down and everyone's like double doing like a double take they're like wait is that Alex like right there and Alex is just like walking through the crowd like not saying anything you're making it seem like I didn't want to see them it was because I was like shy and like I just couldn't get over the fact that like

They were there for me. And, like, to me, that was so weird. Alex was, like, nervous. She was like, what if they don't like me? Like, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, Alex, they're literally only here because of you. I feel like I get really shy. And people don't know that. But, like, I'm...

But like, you're not shy. I'm not shy, but I do get shy. I think you just get like scared. I don't know. But I just like, I, for some reason, couldn't comprehend the fact that like, it was my party. The whole thing was weird to me. So I just, I basically made the worst entrance ever. And everyone was like, hello. And then I got nervous. And then Alex was like, shots! I went to the bar. I was like, let's all take shots!

It's like, I should have been, like, so much cooler and been like, hey, like, thanks for coming. Because girls drove, like, three hours. Some girls were sleeping in their cars. Like, the real girls don't come to play. Oh, my God, yeah. Some girls, like, we drove five hours. I actually had a blast at that party. I was just hanging at the bar with girls for, like... Like, everyone's so fun. I disappeared and made, like, 30 friends. We were at the bar just, like, hanging out, talking for two hours. And dad was like, where have you been? And I was like, oh, Wimbledon.

with my friends and he made me come save you well so this is not where we got off to a bad start besides being really horribly awkward then the part where it actually like the night takes a turn and this was actually videotaped um and i saw it on my for you page but the cameraman i think we had a videographer there right he said

I'm gonna strap this bottle to the camera, like, tripod thing, and I'm gonna, like, tilt the camera down, and at the same time, the bottle of tequila is gonna pour into your mouth. The cameraman tilts the camera forward, and this bottle of tequila swings vertical. Like, when I tell you my mouth is open, it swings straight down my throat. I gulped, and I have, like...

This is right at the beginning of the party. So everyone's like trying to take a video and like what's going on here? Like what's the vibes of the night? So everyone's taking a video of me and I can like see and I'm

trying to be a good champ and there's I'm getting literally drowned by tequila. I'm like, oh my god, oh my god. I took like two gulps and he didn't stop. He didn't pick up the camera or the bottle and I was like, hello? So then I didn't know what to do because I was like, I don't want to spit out this tequila in front of everyone, but like

I don't have choice. Like, I'm going to die. It came out my nose. I spit it out. And so then this part is on TikTok because Braxton ran to go get, like, napkins and everyone around me was kind of like, ooh. You're like, ooh.

And I said, I said, bye-bye. Because I just had taken... Yeah, Alex went bye-bye after that. I literally said, I'm not going to remember another single thing for the rest of the night because I just inhaled so much tequila. So that happened. And then I, in fact...

I do remember things, but I was just out of control. She was just like, no thoughts. I just was so... It was so funny. She had a tambourine at one point and she was standing on the table and she was smacking it on the roof of the boat. Whoever handed me a tambourine

I blame you for all of this. Where did they come from though? I don't know who ordered tambourines. I didn't order them. Yeah, I feel like that's such a random thing to have at a party. Just like a bunch of tambourines. I was standing on the elevated surface with this tambourine and I think I thought in my head that I was like

doing the music for the party I literally remember like I was like fuck I'm off beat I'm off beat and I literally was like shaking this tambourine like so crazy like this and everyone was probably like is this girl like on meth right now what is she doing and I'm like shaking it and then I remember being like oh it's not loud enough so I start smacking it on the boat to like get a louder bang and I'm like please I like I hate myself no it was the best though is because everywhere you were you were on

standing on something you were either on the table on the side or like on the bench behind the DJ and the way Braxton just stood behind you he had to stand there the whole time because you were in heels too and you were hammered Braxton was just standing there the whole time just like he kept catching you he was literally just like my pole oh he's so perfect he's so perfect he literally you fell

And he wasn't drinking or anything because he had camp, so he couldn't party, but he wanted to come support. So he literally was just behind me like this the whole night. He was just holding her. And he's a king for that. He's so perfect. I miss him. I miss him. It was such a fun night, though. It was really, really fun. We went to Shag Wong after. And we did go to Shag Wong after. And then we were also on an elevated surface. Oh, God. Like,

No, that's the thing though. Don't let me up. Every time I see you up there, I'm like, oh my God, like I would never get up there. And then somehow I appear up there. You're just as bad as me. No, because you convince me. That's not true. And I'm always like, Alex. When we were in Wisconsin, we were standing on like stools. No, no, no, no, no. I can't talk about Wisconsin.

Like, I think there needs to be... I'm, like, never getting on an elevated surface ever again. I think I've learned my lesson. Anytime you're elevated, I think... Like, everyone's just looking at you automatically. In my head, I think, like, back to when I'm a little kid. And, you know, when you would, like, pretend that, like, the carpet was, like, a stage and you would perform. Mm-hmm. And, like, the edge of the carpet would be where, like, the people's hands are. You are a performer. I would...

When I was little, not now, I would dance around and the edges of the carpet, I would like look down and I would be like touching their hands real briskly. That's literally what you do when you're drunk. And then I'm drunk and I go into my head and I say, I am a pop star. She thinks she's like Hannah Montana. I kind of am like Hannah Montana. Are you though? Yeah. Alex, I really have a bad bruise on top of my head.

From what? I smacked my head on the... Do you feel it? Oh, my God. Because I was sleeping on the top bunk. Do you feel it? That's, like, kind of scary. Wait, you don't understand. I was sleeping on the top bunk the other night, and I, like, I was, like, looking for my water bottle, like, in my bed or something, and I just, like, sat up, and I...

slant and i was like half asleep too because it was like 4 a.m it was like the middle of the night alex when i tell you i smacked my head on that thing and i was like literally like i think i went like whoosh i was like oh my god you know when you just like hit your head so hard that like yes you don't even know what to do with yourself i literally sat there and i was like

I thought I was gonna start gushing blood from my head. Like, thank God it's, like, under my hair and not, like, my forehead. Imagine I got a hang on my forehead. If I had a hang on your forehead for this trip that we're going on, I would die. We're going to Europe for...

our dear friend's birthday and um we're all staying in a big villa together hot new bombshell enters the villa i love that we're the first ones there today so we can say that as everyone walks through the door tomorrow really yeah maybe i'll make a tiktok of everyone entering the villa that would be good yeah that would be good good content good content hold on sweating what time is it because oh shit

Is it how far away is the airport? Fuck, I didn't pack yet. Alex. No, I'm just thinking. I'm like a little worried. Wait. Don't be worried. I guess, like... We have to go to Europe. Oh.

Oh, damn. Life is hard today. We have to go to Mykonos right now. So know what would Alex do for you guys today. We'll make an extra good one. Actually, the Europe episode is going to be, you're going to, I have some fun plans. Oh, that's going to be fun. This was the most fun month ever. It was the most fun summer ever. It's the best summer ever. And I love you guys. And everyone's staring at us right now because we have to pack and go to the airport. They're all like, come on.

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