Giggling about voice rest, edging, and Daphne
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I mean, the day just got away from me. What is up, my great-ass gigglers? I was going to just say great, but then that felt corny. It felt like not the energy you wanted to bring to today's pod. I spent five minutes trying to figure out what energy I wanted to bring to the gigglers this week, and we couldn't figure it out, so we just started. I wish more people did that, though.

Energy is important. No, like walking into anywhere, I think we should start saying, what's the energy I want to bring to this? To this function? To this function. Do I want to ruin everyone's day? No, because you should also plan. Like people are like, okay, now be nice. But also sometimes plan to be mean. Normalize not always bringing good energy to the function. Some functions need a balance of bad energy. Well, let's discuss the energy you brought to the function at my premiere party. Wait, I'm just kidding.

We have so much to talk about. That energy was wackadoodle. Your premiere party was quirky. It was so kooky. It was all these different feelings. Okay. Just to set the scene, it was sponsored by Popeyes. Was it? Yes. I wanted an ice luge. Oh, my God. Wait. Hannah, for the life of me, I'm like, biscuits is crazy order. Yeah.

I'm like, but I'm so fucking down with it. Like a guy walked over and was like, do you want a biscuit? And everyone next to me was like, no. And I was like, I'm sorry. They're so rude. Yes, I'll have a fucking biscuit. There were two tables full of chicken tenders. I just thought it was like the venue tenders. We're sponsored by Shout Out Popeyes, Shout Out Under Armour. Okay.

I did run into that mannequin. They go, can we bring a mannequin? I said, that is the energy I want to bring to this function. And you know what? People were like, is that Paige? And I was like, no. She's shy. Okay, another thing. I was mad at the establishment. I was like, why would they not move this mannequin during the party? Like, this is a literal fire hazard. You're like, I'm trying to order a drink. Is this mannequin going to order? What's it doing? But I had a badger outfit on. And then we had Red Bull. This was right after Fallon. I just go. Like, I'm on...

I basically in my head was like, don't fuck up Fallon. Yeah. And I'm like, if I don't fuck up Fallon, I'm going to be on such a high and then just party the night away with my friends. I don't know how you did it, but... How I didn't fuck up Fallon? No. It's a miracle. Your special and like your outfit for Fallon, your outfit for the party, like nailed it. Tabitha Sanchez. Like the energy that you wanted to put out for...

I love how we start off, we will stick on a theme of a... We will commit to a bit. The one thing we will commit to is a theme of a bit.

And this week's episode is about the energy that you personally bring to functions. I was going to do this like really sparkly gown on Fallon and like three days before I freaked out. I was like, I can't do it. That's not the energy I wanted to bring. I think that was the right decision. And then for a second I'm like, do I look like I'm running for Senate? And then I was like, I don't hate that energy. It was getting very politically skewed. It was getting like the new girl in the House of Representatives being like, what are the vibes?

No, like speaker of the house might be speaking too much. Like that was the energy it was giving. The speaker of the house does not shut the fuck up.

But the Speaker of the House is talking about cleaving again, and it's inappropriate. The crazy thing, though, about Fallon is it's, like, this old school thing. Like, it has this history, and it's super official. And, like, my parents were there, and all these people were there. And everyone was acting really calm. And I was like, did they not realize that I have five minutes on TV, and I can't fumble a word? Right. And, like, in my head, I was just like, why is everyone so calm? Like, I can embarrass everyone in this room right now.

Were they trying to bring calm energy? I tell this to my mom. She goes, oh, no, we were freaking out, but we didn't want to make you nervous. Right. And I was like, I was nervous that no one else was nervous. You're like, hello. I was like, does no one realize that this is kind of scary? And everyone was just laid back, chilling, talking about other things. I wasn't even there. You know what's funny is your dad actually said to me, Jimmy Fallon has the same energy as Hannah.

And I was like, I could see that. And he was like, you know, he came into the room. He's very like loud, bubbly, like personal, personable. And so your dad was on to the energy. Speaking of my dad, I don't need to throw him under the bus, but I will. My dad discovered that he has gout. And he went on to tell every single friend of mine that he has gout in his toe.

Is that when like your foot becomes swollen? It's something going on with his foot. Don't Google it, Chris. You're going to gag. But my friends kept coming up to me. They're like, your dad is so funny and cute. Like he was telling me about his gout. And I was like, dad, that's not the vibe we want to bring to the function. No, that's certainly not the vibe I'm trying to bring. I love that Jimmy Fallon, my dad was like, can I talk about my gout?

This is the same space, right? But I remember I was pretty calm and then you're standing right behind the curtain. And I do have to say shout out to the sound guy because he looked at me and he was like, congrats on the special. You're doing great. Again, energy behind the scenes can really get you nervous. You know when everyone's hectic and you can tell they're worried and you're like, how am I supposed to have it together when this is your guys' show? He was so calm. The band was great. Jimmy was great.

And then I'm supposed to do five minutes of clean material. I did seven minutes, 30 seconds. Well, like I was getting applause breaks and you can't like interrupt the applause. But then I was going rogue. Like I, I was like, I went rogue a little. You started doing crowd work. The funniest part is the night before they walk you around. Shout out Michael Cox. He's amazing. He is the booker.

And I went to the cellar and had to practice this five minutes, like, to the T, like, every motion, every word. And then I even got there and I did a practice round. Oh, my God. And Des was there, so it got me a little nervous because I'm making fun of him. And I was in my head a little. And then the final one, you know I can't be managed. So I was like, that's Jimmy Fallon. Do I look good?

for president he's looking at me and then he walks off and he's like thank god you killed because you did seven minutes and 30 seconds so they don't like if they don't light you like as if you're in a comedy place no it's more like he tested it he was like this is five minutes this is perfect but if it goes well they're fine with it but like if you're bombing and doing over get off the stage get off the stage so i did it and then i was like oh rito where was there

You guys, I made so many celebrity friends and enemies this week. I can't wait to tell you. And we have a huge announcement on page's end that I'm just kind of like edging. What enemy? Well, Zendaya is coming for my throat.

No, Hannah? No, like, I'm scared. No. I played the bit too hard, and I'm actually... And you know what's funny about it? Is because you've publicly been going around to literally anyone who will listen and saying, like, well, you wear a tie. How about everyone wears a tie? I'm trying to make ties happen. Zendaya hit you with the most fashionable, like...

I see you doing it two days in a row. Two days in a row. Two days in a row. That's when I said, oh, she's destroyed me. Two days in a row. But the thing is, I don't mean to talk shit on challengers. It's just all these interviews. Everyone's like, what do you think about challengers? And you know I can't lie. It's my biggest problem in life. And I'm not going to filter it. So I have to. Today I think would be like, she's speaking her truth. A hundred percent. I think maybe it was actually a like. Nod. An ode.

An ode? I see you, I hear you. I hear you, I see you. She put out a leaf. What is it called? An olive branch. She said, here's this twig. A toothpick.

She gave me poison ivy. And so Zendaya is wearing ties now. So maybe that means that the beef is over or it's just begun. I don't know. You do know that I wore a tie like last year BravoCon. Was that when you wore no pants? You wore it with a tie? No, my outfit before I wore a tie and like this red flower Valentino skirt and no one said anything about it.

I think, like, here at Gigli Squad, INC. Yeah. What are we? INC. What is INC? Incorporation. Oh. Incorporated. LLC. What are we? Oh, we're LLC. Limited Liability Corporation. What was I saying? You were saying you were a... So, wait.

Do you want to take the tie? No, I don't want to. I don't want to take the tie. Because I had bangs before you had bangs, but I don't want to talk to you about it. I don't want to bring it up. If you're going to bring it up, I mean, Grace can pull up the receipts. Anyway, let's move on. Wait, what was the original story you were telling? Rita Ora. You guys know I love telling you guys all the behind the scenes tea. Rita Ora is on the show. Yeah.

Who we had confirmed as a giggler. She's confirmed as a giggler. She's met you before. Yes. Briefly, we... She... Remember that was the whole drama with Kelly Rowland. Why was I about to say Kelly Clarkson? Yeah.

With Kelly Rowland. There was a lot going on that day. And then Rita Ora stepped in. Yes. But we knew she was a giggler. So I knew she was there, but I was playing it cool. Which, just like a giggler, lend a helping hand, you know? 100%. Like, oh yeah, I'll host the show. So they go, oh, Rita Ora wants to say hi to you. So in that moment, I wasn't dressed yet. I was like, do I get dressed? I don't know. I was trying to play it cool. I immediately lose my cool.

So I go over and Rita jumps out of her dressing room, grabs my hand and goes, come in. I thought I was just saying hi. She takes me into her dressing room and she's, I'm going to butcher this accent, but she's like, oh my God, I love your special. The gum bit was so funny. I like those street videos you do. Can you like make fun of me? I have a new movie coming out. Can you make fun of me? Or I wanted you to roast her. And I was like, that's actually the only thing I'm good at doing and the only way I feel comfortable in social situations. So we like filmed a funny video.

And I was like, you're a giggler. Like, I'm obsessed with you. And then, like, I was literally just in her green room. Just, like, hanging? You, like, don't. I didn't know how to act. And then, like. She's so tall, right? Tall. We're also the same age, 32. Wait, that makes me feel bad about myself. I don't know. I just got a looming feeling of.

I love that you're in touch with your emotions because I would have suppressed that shit. I would have just ate a cracker. I was like, hmm, okay. Obviously, celebrities are so stunning in person, but she was one person that I was like, oh my God, your skin. She also can pull off all different hairdos, all kind of fashion. So anyway, we run to the after party and I'm like,

I literally become like your wife. I feel like I'm your husband. Your party. Yes, my party. Because I'm basically like, I told you you were the maid of honor. No, Hannah.

It felt like our wedding day. I actually started, like, getting uncomfortable because people kept being like, and congratulations to you, too. And I'm like, thank you. We're so happy. Like, we can't believe this time. So the party? I'm not a big partier. You guys know that. But if I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it. You're going to do it.

And my mistake for not realizing that you were doing it, I don't know if you related to the group. How hard I was going to go. I was not under the impression that it was...

What that was. Look, it was supposed to be 100 people. I invited 200 people. 200 people came. In not a 200 room. No, I think it was illegal. It was definitely illegal. I have my whole family, extended family. I have influencers, comedians, reality TV stars. No, it was a...

friends from just the world. It was the craziest main characters and I do have to say the gays made that party. No, the gays are phenomenal. Shout out to Donald Prima who took photos for everyone. He just had a light. He would appear out of nowhere with a light and then he wouldn't take a photo. He was blackout. He was just like light. At one point I literally started being like, Donald, come here, light. I was like, should I Venmo him? He's fully working, but he's like, I love it. And then they were dancing, doing this and like

The gays just made the party next level. No, the gays are not a party. But let's be honest, you scurried in. Yep. I came in. I didn't see you for the first 20 minutes I was there. And I'm like, where's Paige? Where's Paige? Everyone kept being like, oh, Hannah's over here. And then I go over there and they're like, oh, Hannah's over there. And I'm like, okay, well, I have to talk to Nana. Like, so many things. Who can't hear a thing. Can't hear a single thing. Can't hear a thing without loud music. But she loved sitting there knowing that people were complimenting her. She just held my hand for a minute. Oh, my God.

And I feel like it was the energy we both needed. So I see you. You look like a feral cat. Scared. Need to find a hiding spot. So scared. I look at you and I'm like, you're here. I'm so happy. But then immediately we're getting pulled in different places. And I'm trying to, next thing I know, you were like, I need to get out of here. At one point, I pulled Grace into the hallway and I said, we need a minute. We just need a minute. And we literally sat there and we just breathed.

But you knew so many people. That was the thing. I knew so many people and I feel like I talked to so... I tried to talk to so many people too quick. In a short amount of time. It's like when you say that you're really, really hungry. Yeah. And so you get all this stuff, but then you eat like two bites.

And you're like, okay, shoot, I'm full. I like saw so many people. I'm like, I got to talk to them. And you know what? Your social anxiety wasn't able to process how all the interactions went. So you got overstimulated because you couldn't. So overstimulated. You couldn't be like, wait, was that good? Was that bad? I don't know. I'm talking to someone else. And once I'm sweating, I like. You're sweating. You also were in your party pants. Thank you for noticing. I changed my outfit like three times. I had no idea what to wear. I was really stressed about it. Yeah. Because I thought you were wearing the red. And I switched it up. And then you switched it up.

But I was actually happy with my outfit. So we, it was like honestly the best time. No, it was really fun. I actually loved looking at pictures from the next day. I didn't take a single one. Neither did you. We took one with Melissa Gorka.

Yeah, we did. That was like the only picture we took. But that's people were like, where's the photos of Paige? I was like, there's one of you scurrying out. There's one of like a panic in your eye, like clearly being like, how do I get out of here? But this is true friendship. People are like, where's Paige? And I'm like, she came. We made eye contact and she left. She had to go. I also do have to say like while you're in like crazy filming mode during the week, like I don't think you can handle it.

No, I also like didn't mentally prepare. It was crazy. For like where it was, how many people were there. Like it was like a club. Like it was clubbing vibes. And everyone we write at Dawn, the playlist is on Spotify. TI. No, people were getting fed up.

fucked up. People were fucked up. I couldn't get to the bar. People were sweating. The gays were taking their shirts off. So much stimulation was happening. It was crazy. But quick shout out. Thank you to the Gigglers for riding at dawn for me. I could cry just thinking about it. We've been in the top

Two, three, four for the last five days. How fucking on brand though that the guy right before you. The man with a thousand children. Why are we rewarding bad behavior? And then the fucking Vikings are ahead of me. I saw it. And the CTE. Talk about the original fuckboys. Yeah. Then.

The CDP people. The football players. The football players, which you know is triggering for me. And then Vikings are like, they created fuckboydom. Yeah. Like, they're such fuck... Yes. Did I just invent a word? No. Fuckboydom? Like, it should be put in Webster. So, I... But the Gigglers, I know they're playing it. Honestly, if any of... Have you had... Sorry, I got old. I had a stroke. If any of you guys are listening right now. Like, people haven't been listening. If you started listening right now.

And you've watched a special.

We play it one more time. Do me a favor. Do me a favor. Watch it again. I call my mom on like Saturday, you know, as I need my morning mental health call with my mom. Right, right. And it's like really loud in the background. Like, what's going on? And she goes, can I call you back? I'm watching your special. I'm like, mom. No. I love that. And then she came to my place and she's like, why is your special not on? And I was like, you're so fucking right because every view counts. No, true. And I think I'm ranked number two because my nana has it on repeat. Yeah.

Because Anna literally can't find the remote. Before we get to your big news, which I'm edging. Is this embarrassing, but I just learned what that word means on TikTok. Edging? Yeah. How'd you find out? I looked it up. I kept getting TikToks and they were saying the word edging. And I was like, what the fuck is that? What is your definition of edging? I didn't know it was sexual. I thought it was something to do with landscaping. That's hedging. And so I had to Google what edging was. I thought edging was...

Like when you're at the pool and you're going to jump off. You know who it was? Kennedy Yurek. Yes. Said something about edging and was like, people are like mean to people who are edgers or something or like. And I was like, what the fuck is she talking about? Yeah. Like, is it like someone preparing for the apocalypse? Yeah. What is your definition of it?

As she takes a swig of water to ponder. Like, you build yourself up and then right when you're about to cum, you don't. And then you do it again. But it also can be, like, you to someone else. Like, every time he's about to cum, you, like, slow down. But then I think you can also use edging in, like, normal shit. Like...

Like, I think I edge a lot in stories. Like, it's like, get to the fucking point. Oh, okay, yeah. Like, you build up the momentum. Yeah, like, I'm edging your announcement. Got it, got it. And I do have to say, if you're wondering, I did have a crazy Easter egg, because I didn't tell anyone it was an Easter egg, because I don't know if it counts, in my last Instagram photo. That you just posted? Yesterday. Okay.

Okay, well, we don't memorize. We didn't memorize. And now I have to go to it so that I can tell the gigglers. So as you guys know, yesterday you posted in pink, this picture in the pink. Yes. Look at the caption. Look at the caption. I'm a bodega cat. Thanks for the interview.

You do actually look very much like a cat in this photo. And you're so freaking cute. You look like a Bratz doll. That was like months ago. This is the thing. Sometimes you take photos and if there's nowhere to put them, you just wait until someone wants to write an article. It's pretty interesting. Right. So...

I got a crazy DM because the thing with Netflix is like apparently anyone can watch it. So like I think it's just my algorithm, but it's like any celebrity can just turn on TV and be like, oh, what's this Netflix special? Right. I'm not going to reveal this person, but I have to tell the gigglers because I feel like they're going to find out eventually. Like, you know, I always tell eventually. You need to tell me right now, though. You know. Okay.

Unless you didn't read my text. I don't think I did. Well, you actually didn't respond to it. It was the group text. She didn't respond. I might not have seen it. I got a wild DM about, like, my Diet Coke joke from an A-list rapper. Yeah. Like, a kind of rapper that, like, for a millennial girl, like, he...

He's the guy. Yeah. When you're asked, who's your favorite rapper? If someone was asking on the street and you would say his name because that's the first thing that would come to your mind. So he fully was... He loves comedy. By far the most famous DMs that ever happened. Not creepy at all. And let's not forget, Charlie Puth wanted to marry you. Let's not forget Charlie Puth proposed to me. No, poor Charlie Puth. He doesn't deserve all this. He's like...

Literally, I don't want to be a part of this narrative. Not the energy I'm bringing. Ashley Tisdale posted. She didn't tag me, but she posted that she liked the special. And then I obviously was like, I love you. Yeah. And then Allie Reisman. She's a famous gymnast. Yeah. Wow. DMed. So...

I can retire. No, you can retire. That's a great lineup. An athlete, a professional athlete, a rapper. And who's the third person? Ashley Tisdale. What more do you need? No, that's the three. Green, blonde rotation. Three tiers of just amazing. I actually called Ashley Tisdale a woman in the arts, and she said she watches Bravo. Ashley Tisdale can only be Ashley Tisdale. Yeah, she doesn't go in a category. There's only one. Ashley Tisdale. Ashley Tisdale.

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So while I was trying to shut up and go on voice rest for like two days. No, you've sent me more voice notes than you ever have in your entire life. Wait. Was that true? I thought you were just saying that as like a bit. Were you legitimately trying to be on voice rest? No, it's my new thing. Just tell people you're on voice rest and you don't want to talk to them. I legit, I was like, oh, she must have something like really intense. I told four people I was on voice rest.

Because, you know, I did almost lose my voice for like a second. And then I was like, I'm on voice rest. In context, this is how Hannah told me. Hey, do you want to come to my house this weekend? I promise I won't even talk to you. You can literally sleep in another room. I'm on voice rest anyway, so I won't even talk. I'm like, that would last seven seconds. Seven seconds. I would pull up to that house and you'd be yelling to me from in the car.

But if you don't want to talk to someone, just say I'm on voice rest. Or if you want to really lean into the character, put it on your notes app and just raise it. But when they ask for what, what's your response? You're just like, not at this time. Well, it's easier for me because they know I'm a performer. Yeah. I mean, I believe you. Anyone could go on voice rest. I might start. If you have meetings. Imagine Grace just sent in the newsletter one week and was like, sorry, I'm on voice rest.

I can't write this essay because I don't want to voice your ass. No, singers get, like, really serious about it. Oh, yeah. No, but I was, like, low-key losing my voice before Fallon. It's never because of performing. It's when I'm, like, socializing. Right, right, right, right. So, Paige. Okay, let me set the scene. Yeah. Let me set the scene. Yeah. So, a lot of things happened to me this weekend. Yeah.

I changed my whole life. Well, I'm going to start with, I think when I'm getting my period, I'm like more in tune with being a witch. Like my manifestation is greater. Like I can really bring things to life, I think. When you're PMSing or when you're actually on your period? When I'm PMSing. When I'm PMSing, I'm like that, but like the world's ending. I'm depressed. There's no purpose. Okay. Anyway, continue. Not like what I said at all. Okay.

So you basically feel in tune with yourself. I feel very in tune with myself where I'm just like, if I say it's happening, like it's already happened. So you're not like eating tuna fish and yelling at Craig. Eating tuna fish? When I PMS, I love tuna fish. No.

Okay, we're missing each other today. But I will say this specific month, I was really into eating. Like, I couldn't... I don't know why I just said that like that. You know what I discovered this month? Food. It's, like, really good. Highly recommend. Page 20 for food. No, I was really into, like...

Eating everything and I couldn't feel the sensation of like being full. Oh, I love that for you. And that was like, I know I'm like, oh, I'm getting my period because I'm like, when does hunger end? You know, I don't know. Yes. So you're hungry. You're PMSing. Okay, so Friday I wake up and I'm like, I just can't today. Like, sorry, I'm checked out. You're on voice rest. I'm on voice rest. I'm literally on voice rest. Don't like even try and contact me. You can't text. You're on voice rest. Can't text. I'm on voice rest.

So Hannah's texting me all these like different cat breeders and she had been doing it now for like a while. Six years. Six years. Literally six years. But I took it seriously. I'm not kidding. Thursday night. And I sent in my first...

like questionnaire and like answered all these questions was like, I love this cat. This is why I want this cat. And I know you sent it being like, this person's going to go nuts that she found the perfect person. Yes. Yeah. And so no one's responding to me. No one's getting back to me. They saw your application. They were like, no one's getting back to me. I'm getting really annoyed. I think you're not worthy of being a mother. I wake up Saturday and,

I am like, okay, I'm going to organize my apartment. Like, I'm feeling a little bit better. I get out of bed. Immediately, I pull my back. I can't move. I'm literally, I fall to, I'm like down on the ground. I've been shot. No, literally. I've been shot. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? I felt so old. I literally. Wait, can we get like one of those things for girls in their 30s? Lifer.

No, it's like I can't go to the club because I've fallen in my apartment and I can't get up. Did you like jump out of bed? I don't know what it was. You want to know what I really think it was? I think it was I was laying with my adjustable base bed in like a quirky position and I laid in it for too long. This is the thing about these high-tech beds. Yeah, I literally folded myself into the bed so I became a quesadilla. I think one with the bed. Like I tried to melt into it.

And so when I got up, I like bent down like too quick and it was just like, and I literally couldn't move. Welcome to your 30s, baby. So Saturday, I'm in bed all day. I like, I can't move. I can't do anything. And I'm like, you know what's fucking bullshit is that I don't have a cat because I, I should have a cat. I submitted the form. I literally,

Someone should have reached out to me. And all the people that Hannah sent me. I love how Paige deals with any form of rejection because it's really far and few between. Well, because I was like, hello? But that is so cat coded to be rejected. Because it was like, first fill out a questionnaire, then send an email, then send a text. Then send in your blood type, tell us your family history. When I'm on the last step, I'm like, now give me the cat. Like, I followed your stupid little game, now give me the cat. And no one was responding.

So then randomly Hannah was like, oh my God, my friend just got a cat from this person. Like call them and see if like they have any available. Yeah.

It was fate because the woman was like, oh my gosh, I... Well, she actually... This cat possibly was going to become like... The cat. Like she was... Going to have all the babies. Which honestly is not a good life. No. I saved this gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous girl from being a mom. Like she was just going to have to like have sex with a guy she doesn't really like for her whole life. And then her kids get taken away from her. And I couldn't have that happen to her. No. I didn't think about the name at all. I was just like...

I looked at her and I was like, your name is Daphne. Like, there's nothing else your name could be. You guys, I don't know if we understand the gravity of this moment. And if it isn't sinking in, I need to just explain it to you. This has been six years. Six years. Sierra...

Put me back two years. Sierra. I'm not kidding, Sierra. Put you back a full year. No, see, I've been gardening, planting, gardening. Because Paige herself is a cat. So you don't just go up and pet her. No. You have to leave hints. You let her smile your finger. You turn away. You see if she comes. Like, it is a nuance. I needed to make it that it was Paige's, like, Paige really authentically wanted this cat. Because also you can't force someone to get a fucking child. Right.

And then Sierra is like, oh, babysit Jasper. Now, let's be honest. Jasper is an orange male cat. No. And he's wild. Why? And he's naughty. No. And he traumatized you that one night you babysat him. I actually couldn't wait for the day he left. Like, I was crying tears of frustration with him. No. So I'm like, Sierra, like, my thing is I'm a cat missionary. Yeah.

Because cats have saved my life. And I feel like, one, cats have terrible PR. And if you don't have your own cat, you don't understand the connection. So my job is to get dog people. They don't have terrible PR. Here's the thing. Cats don't give a shit. They want you to hate them. No, they're literally like that club that they're like, we don't want people to come because they're not our people. No, think we're awful because we don't want you anyway. As a cat owner...

This is a cat podcast. I feel... This is becoming a cat podcast right at this moment. I feel so much better than people. Like, on a different level. It's so... Like, you just feel elite. No. And you also feel like people just don't understand. People don't understand. First of all, cats are so energetically connected, I feel like, to, like, the universe. That's one thing. Two... No, she's like...

Connected to the heavens. No, like I can feel it. Like she's always looking up at the ceiling and I'm like... What are you preparing for? What are my angels saying? Yeah, like what are they saying up there? I feel like a gay guy.

that like sees a straight guy at a bar who's so fucking straight and so hot and being like I'm gonna fuck him tonight and I turn him then that man's like wait I'm so obsessed with your dick I'm not gay I was like I'm not gay I'm not gay and you were like just try it just try it so the fact that like cause my friend Michelle Cheech got a cat Diplo and fell in love so from that experience I was like I know I just also know you and I I just I just I couldn't be more happy

And also I just... Sorry. I'm talking about Daphne. No, I know. So I'm the godmother of Daphne. Yeah. And so I just literally sat by my phone all day waiting for Paige to send me pictures of Daphne. She sent like four. And every one I was like, I will take this. And just waited for a FaceTime. Can you give us your updates? The floor is yours. I will shut up. Not just because she's my cat. But I'm sorry, she's the smartest cat I've ever met in my life. Oh, yeah. What is she doing? She's just...

I was nervous that... Also, she's like four days old. I was nervous that she genuinely wasn't going to come out from under the bed for the first couple days. And I warned you that. Yeah, I was like, oh my God, she's not going to like me because I'm going to keep squeezing her or dragging her and wanting to hold her. And she's going to be like...

this bitch is annoying. Wasn't the energy she was bringing. She was kind of like, okay, fine. Like I'll lay with you, but like, I'm going to lay over here. And then like, as the night progressed, like she would look at me more. And then like by this morning she was like, you're my mom. Yeah. Like I get it now. Like we're, you're my mom.

No, Hannah sent me the nicest text message ever. I'm actually crying. Like so beyond. And the only thing I could think of was there's in no situation you're going to send half as nice of a text message the day I give birth to my first child. Like at all. No, I'm literally going to forget. You'll be like, I had my baby. I gave birth. And I'm like, I'm on voice rest.

No, but I think I... No, I need a t-shirt. I'm on boys rest. I sent you... Oh my God, we have to. We have to. I sent you something along the lines of I just feel like you've been working so hard for yourself and you also are in this place where you just say like it's hard for you to be impressed by things. You're just like always doing the best you can. Well, that brings me to my next segue. That was great. Thank you for bringing that up.

This was the first time ever I didn't tell my mom something. Like, I was freaking out. I felt like I was in high school. Like, I went and, like... Because you thought she was going to be like, no. I thought she was going to be so mad at me. And I'm a 31-year-old woman. Like, I live by myself. I can...

get a cat an animal if I want to but I was so scared to tell this woman that I got a cat I would have had to ask my mom permission what you did was wild behavior no I felt so rebellious you were naughty you felt like you you like went to drink in a field or whatever you did back in the day I literally felt like I lied and I slept out and I was like mom I wasn't at Megan's house I lied I freaking lied like I was so anxious all day because I was like okay but if my mom also you can't like hide it from her like it's done yeah

I was like, okay, but you can't like send it back. You can't be like, go in the closet, Kat.

And also, when you don't... I'm so nervous. When, like, cats are definitely, like, a family thing. Like, I had cats because my parents always had cats. So it's just, like, obviously you get a cat. But if you don't have cats in the family, it's a big deal. Never had a cat. And my parents answered, like, so in their unique personalities. My mom... Did you text? No, I FaceTimed them. Okay. And I said, I have to tell you something. And, like, I don't want you to be mad at me. And my mom was like, what? Oh, my God. Like, immediately, they're like, what is it? She thought you were pregnant. Yeah.

Don't be mad at me. Don't be mad at me. She's like, you're 32 years old. And she goes, oh, okay. So I guess you just like never wanted me to sleep over again because I'm allergic and you know that. And so my mom was livid. She's like, I guess if you're happy, then I'm happy. Yeah, no. Like, okay. I'm just never coming over. She goes, well, I guess you're not my daughter anymore. My dad goes, you know what? I'm really happy. I think this is going to help you mentally. Okay.

You're like, okay, I feel better now, except that my whole mom disowned me, so I have to deal with that problem now. I don't have a mom, and my dad thinks I'm incapacitated. Like, it's dark over there. But the truth is, is... They were both right. Yeah, they were both right, Juan. And my mom literally called her, she's your...

emotional therapy cat. No, I'm so beyond obsessed with her. Like, the fact that she's even letting me just, like, squeeze her and, like, hug her and, like, she's laying with me already. Like, I feel like we're very bonded. So the cutest part is Paige is holding her and cats, like, there's a particular way to pet them which is very, like...

you have to see what they want. Like, it's very consensual. Like, they'll give you a cheek and then you pet their cheek. Like, it's... And she gets used to how you pet her. Like, it's really this beautiful connection. And then when they're happy, they start purring, which means, like, they're in dream mode. They love life. And that purring lowers your heart rate and everyone's happy. No, it's insane. And I go, Paige, has she purred yet? And you were like, no.

Not yet. And then you send me like hours later, you go, she's purring. And then I start crying. I was freaking. She's a nonstop purring. She's been. Can you hear it? Because some cats are like loud. I can feel it. Yeah. Like I thought something was wrong. I had a heated blanket on my back because I was literally like in so much pain. And I thought I was like about to catch on fire. I was like, what the fuck is that noise? Just my cat purring because she's obsessed with me.

She's also just like so gorgeous. We didn't even bring that up. And I think that's why you FaceTimed her parents because you're like, no one could be mad at this. Tell her you hate her. Look at her cute face and tell her you hate her. And then I'm like, okay, so if I got pregnant in high school, but she was gorgeous. It would have been fine. So like...

Obviously, you know, my cat was found in a dumpster in the Bronx and she does still look like Cindy Crawford, but like a different kind of pretty. Your cat looks like an AI cat. An AI cat. Like a cartoon beautiful cat. For people who don't have cats, this is literally an ad for cats. People who don't have cats or like are dog people, how...

When you explain the experience of... And she's only been one day. Here's the thing. I was a dog person. I was like, dogs are just better. And you still are. And I love dogs. No, I love dogs. The difference is, yeah, dogs are for everyone. Everybody loves a dog. And a dog loves everyone because that's all they know. A cat just looking at you and being like, no, probably not. Like, I...

love that energy like there's nothing I relate more to than like maybe in a couple hours we'll chat dogs you know dogs if you're in the room with them they're like what are we doing what are we doing are we doing Kat is literally like I'm not doing shit

I will say, if you are on the fence, this morning when I woke up, my first thought was, wow, I'm so fucking glad I got a cat and not a dog. Because in what world am I getting up, walking? And like puppies are hard. Kittens? Well, puppies, that's harder than like a newborn, not that we know. But the funniest part about this is you said the reason you decided to get a cat finally was because, do you want to tell them why?

The most backhanded compliment. I've been giving jackhanded compliments, but I don't really mean them. No, you meant this one. I'm filling out all these fucking questionnaires that Hannah's making me fill out. And I'm starting to freak out when I'm about to press send for the email because I'm like, they're going to email back immediately and give me a cat. And then all of a sudden I'm locked into this fucking cat. And I was like, I can't do it. And then I had a thought and I was like,

No, Hannah's literally my most incapable friend. And she's had a cat for eight years. Like if she is fine, like I'm like, I've been to Hannah's apartment.

Calling me incapable is so on the nose and like a perfect way to describe me. Because I'm not going to say that you're not maternal. You're extremely maternal. You're very like empathetic. You're very like, you know what to do when someone's crying. It's not that. Well, I was going to say, I'm the kind of friend that like, you're nervous for an event. You call me. You're feeling down on yourself. You call me. If you're going to the airport and you forgot your passport, you're not calling me. No.

You're not calling me. In a pinch? You have to be somewhere in five minutes and bring a document? No. No, no, no, no, no, no. You're on voice rise. I'll somehow find a way to your apartment. I'll get distracted. Start watching the tennis channel. I'll get the wrong thing. I don't know how to drive. So yeah, any kind of, but it's so true. That's a major thing. You don't know how to drive.

That's huge. Honestly, if someone's like hide the body, I don't think you ask me. I think I have too big of a mouth. I also don't know how to hide a fucking body. Honestly, the admin of hiding a body. No, I would never ask you. I'd be like, wait, where should we dig? Like, I feel like. I would, I'd voice note you. I'm like, we have to cut it. Ew. Walsed. Because I'd be like, you'll never understand. You go, hey, can you help me hide the body? I go, I'm on voice rest.

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Also, sign up for our newsletter and get our book. Wait, we're done? No. Oh, no, we're not done. Wait, I have... We didn't talk about anything yet. No, wait, I literally didn't talk about anything. We haven't hit anything. I have two things I need to talk about. One, the poisonous tampons. Why aren't more people talking about it? Okay, so I have this thing where if something upsets me, I just ignore it. Can you explain what it is? Because I didn't want to read it. Okay, well, I didn't really read it either. What?

No, I did. So tampons are bad for you. Basically, they did this whole test and it was like Tampax, which is owns so many different like brands or whatever tampon brands. It's like

It was like 82% of all the tampons that are sold are owned by Tampax. And they had arsenic, lead, all these like heavy metals. They're supposed to be made of cotton. Wait, how did that get passed? No, why would that even be there? Why would that even be there? Why is the FDIC... FDIC. Why is the CIA... All of them. Why is the CDC like...

allowing this who is this I think that's for rappers no the FCC FCC won't let me be let me be me on MTV thank you Eminem thank you man um I just think it's so crazy so is it too late for us that nobody's talking about is it too late for us

No, well, I'm going to be honest. I've been using organic tampons since forever because I always thought that was like why I was getting UTIs. So we like the underwear with the stuff in it. Thanks. Thanks. Tanks. No, I love them. What is it called? Tanks? Tanks. There's another one. T-H-I-N-X. There's another one too.

No, I love it. So anyway, I'm like annoyed about the tampons. And then also I hit a new level of gossip. And here's the thing. I had exercised all my rights and all of the things that I wanted to say to you pertaining a topic. And I was like, what can I do to like talk about this topic more, but also like not annoy Hannah? Yeah.

Wait, you never annoy me. So I texted your mom. I said, do you want to chat about stuff? Wait. And we took gossiping.

To a different level than at one point. You know what I think it's more? Or use the word fuck before it's 9 a.m. I think you were like, whatever dopamine hit I'm getting from Hannah, it's not enough. It's not enough. And I need to go, I need a greater source. Do you know who's even better than my mom at gossiping? Your dad, Nana. Nana. I should have texted Nana. You know Nana wakes up, gets on the phone. Yeah. What is she possibly gossiping about? All your friends are dead. Sorry. She has like one friend, Rosemary.

No, that's how my family is. What are they gossiping about? You only talk to each other. How could you have any other information? You talk every single day. Just to each other. How are you even getting info? Or something will happen with my cousin. Yeah. And my Nana will know immediately. And I'm like, who told you? No, it's so true. Like that whole Sebastian Maniscalco thing where he does like how his family knows everything about everything. And then like his wife's family is just like a normal like family and they don't know anything. And that's...

I can't. Like, everyone knows everything in my family. Also, but you have to be prepared. Mom texting is different because every now and then she will just say K and you'll think she's mad.

You know, at one point your mom said, sorry that I used the word fuck. I hadn't gone to Pilates yet. But now I feel better. I said, damn, Lenore, should I go to Pilates? Because I'm throwing fucks out there this morning. No, my mom is so iconic and like the greatest almond mom ever. The greatest. Like she literally felt a little tension and was like, we need to go to Pilates to work this out. I'm obsessed with her. Also, shout out to the Gigglers.

The Gigglers are so amazing because I've been post, you know, I have to post stuff to promote the special. Right. And I don't look at the comments right now, but like the Gigglers are incredible. And I saw one guy wrote something like girls aren't funny. Yeah.

the gigglers eviscerated them first of all they said the line they go talk to us when your frontal lobe is formed because they go because it was like a 12 year old boy and it was like a bit about sex and they were like you haven't even had sex ed yet and like they just kept going like so hard that I was like and I can't like it because I don't want to be in the drama I just want you guys to know I see you I'm pretending I'm above the drama I'm not here's what

I don't get when like people want to make a rude comment online. Like I totally get it. If you're like on Twitter, I feel like that's like you and you're never going to see it. Like if you want to make a mean comment, go do it on Twitter. Absolute freaks. When people go to your, your personal Instagram page that's owned by Hannah. Those guys don't even follow me. Like, right. Watching your clip and then going into your comments. Like,

This isn't a safe space. What did you think was going to happen to you? No, the gigglers were having none of it. And this poor boy, I think he needs to go to therapy after. But he should. No. As he should. Like, literally showing up thinking, like, this is going to get them going. We're psychotic. It's like coming for family. Like, we're fucking family. Yeah, like, we're. So I just want you guys to know, I see you guys. I hear you guys. Have you heard of Renegade Beauty? No. No.

I thought I could make a joke, but then I remembered I was on BoyzRUs. Sorry, I'm on BoyzRUs. At first, I thought it was something to do with Ice Spice. Wait, Ice Spice is in the news right now? No, what's going on? Can I just say two things? I am a Brooke Schofield stan. Day I die. No.

I can't... I'm not watching those man's videos. I wouldn't even think of watching that man's videos. I don't need to watch them. People saying like, oh, he might have a... No. He lied about someone dying. I can't even say that. It's so scary. It's also like a girl is allowed to post a thousand videos of who I dated. A guy's not. I think that's illegal. I also just like am feeling weird because...

People being like, oh, I get what he's saying or like him even giving like receipts. It's like, OK, yeah, she mixed up the dates. You killed someone with your mind and like they're not dead. Insane. That's insane. And everyone that's acting like it's not insane. You're scaring me. Like that's scary. I can barely read a caption. Yeah.

I'm not watching a man's 18-part series. Especially when he needs chapstick. Also, you know what it's giving? Defensive. When Brooke does it, it's feminist. It's artistic. It's art. It's the moment. She got new boobs. Give her a minute. Give her a minute. Her boobs look so good. Stunning. But at Renegade Beauty on TikTok, it's basically saying like,

doing what our skin has always done in the past. Okay. Wait, one thing I want to say about the ice spice thing. Oh, yeah, that's what we were talking about. The ice spice, Madeline, RG. RG. Say it again. RG. RG. RG. RG. Madeline, RG. It's RG. Ice spice and Central Sea. This is the first time there was drama that I really wanted to know what was going on that I felt too old.

Yes. I was like, I know that she's posting in real time that her boyfriend is out with Ice Spice right now. And this is insane. And I want to know every little detail, but I'm too old. Well, there's a part of me where like,

You feel like you're just listening to like drama of... But I like Madeline. Oh, yes. She is very captivating. Well, she never does this. On TikTok. That's why people are freaking out because she never... She's very on the low. Interesting. She gives me like Emma Chamberlain vibes.

Yes, she doesn't talk about drama. She doesn't talk about her relationship. She's like really like people decipher stuff. Like I think he wrote about her. She doesn't show him ever. So her basically like putting him on blast was like he's not cute. No. And then here's the other thing. And then that's when I was like, wow, I really am like turning into my mom. I'm like, what are we doing here? This man is why are we even doing this? This man is not cute.

Not cute. Move along. I do think, though, I want to put out as an older sister to these women a warning. We also don't want to give the men attention. So, like, it's fun. But, like, at some point, the ultimate win is, like, don't even feed the fire. No. Just get a cat. Just get a cat. Literally. When in doubt, get a cat. Yeah. It kind of solves everything. I'm a changed woman. Devil Wears Prada 2 is coming out.

I'm going to manifest this. I need a small role. I need a small role in the Devil Wears Prada 2. Wait, you need to be one of the cunty assistants. Or not assistants, like editors. No, one of the, her assistant. The whole cast is coming back.

I made The Devil Wears Prada 2 my entire personality. I remember the day I got the movie. My dad bought it for me on Canal Street. It was a bootleg version of the movie because it had just come out. The original Prada. We had just gotten TVs in the headrests of his car.

And I was like, dad. I'm so happy you brought that up. What happened to TV? What happened to them? Do you remember when it was going and everyone was like, this greatest thing ever? Bring them back. What happened to them? Everyone got iPads. No, not Limp Bizkit. Who's the guy from Pimp My Ride? Exhibit. Limp Bizkit. Two totally different people. Did they realize that everyone was getting, like, car sick or something? Because, like, there's never. Grace, have you ever seen a TV in the headrest? Like in an SUV? Yeah.

He had it where they go. You didn't think it was cool like growing up? No, but like where are they?

What happened? I don't know. It's like one of those Mandela effects. No one's talking about them. No one's talking about it. They were my whole life. And I recently thought about that. I was like, wait, where's the TV on the headrest? Where'd they go? Yeah, like they're just like not. I think I watched Spice Girls on it once. I remember we were in New York City. I saw it on the street. I was like, dad, you have to buy this for me. I think it was like literally. Wait, like he pulled over? 20 bucks. No, we were walking down the street. Yeah. And we were like cutting.

Canal Street. Was it like a guy in the back of a theater like jerking off? Literally a guy with a camera in the back of a theater and like was filming it. Grace, you don't even know what these times were like. I don't even know what year this would have been. 2006? No, maybe 2004. I don't know what year this even would have been. And I watched it over and over and over and over again. And I would like to say that we went through a really rough time in this country. And people... Chris, this is important.

And be completely turned on Anne Hathaway. I don't know what it was. I don't know why. But all of a sudden, everyone was like, we hate Anne Hathaway. I would like to formally say here on the Giggly Squad podcast, I never went through that phase. Oh, I never did either. I always thought she was that. But she's Mia Thermopolis. You're going to turn your back on her? She was the queen of...

starting a movie, being ugly, and then becoming gorgeous. She's the princess of Genovia. Prince of Genovia. Respect on her fucking name. She was everything. She ages backwards. It also was just a concept of like, she was getting too much, enough people were jealous. That's what it was. And it was giving like Taylor Swift. She's also really funny. She's smart. There's a reason she was in some of the most incredible

incredible cultural shifting movies of the decades and people say that she's a reincarnation of you conspiracy tiktok of who that her husband looks like william shakespeare and that she looks like the wife anne hathaway and that they are like vampires and that they never died actually that makes sense that actually makes literally complete sense um

So renegade beauty, basically, it means like you're doing to your face what like people in the olden days would do. Like just soap and water. Actually, I have no idea what renegade beauty is, but it's basically like minimalism and just being as natural and minimal as possible with your skin. It's called the lazy girl. I'm currently on a 12 stepper right now. We know. You normally, you don't do minimums. Minimum's 10, I feel like for you.

It's working. Your skin looks great. Thank you. What is it? It's called Face Reality. I'm like fucking obsessed with it. It looks so good. No, I really feel like I don't have any of those little bumps that I used to have. I used to like really piss me off in the summer. I mean, I have one pimple right here, but I have my period right now. I'm also an all white, which I don't know why I did that. Because you like to live life on the edge. Yeah, I'm just... You're crazy. Crazy. One note...

Oh, I also wanted to yell at you this weekend while I was on voice rest. Well, I want to say your full name. Do you remember? You know when you have someone you're mad at someone so you have to say like their full name and I was like for a second I couldn't remember your middle name and I was like, wait, it's a car and I go page Honda Disorderful.

Hi, Mom. I thought it was the best thing she's ever... She's like, now that's funny. That is so funny. She goes, I don't know about his special, but that was funny. Now that is so funny. So your name is Audie. Audie. I have no relation to the car. I don't think anyone thought you were related to a car. No, I'm... It's my second cousin.

I thought like, my family pronounces it Audi. But it's A-U-D-I. But some people say the car like Audi or like Audi. Paige Honda DeServo. I'm just making sure. If anybody was wondering, I'm not really into the car. Do you know I actually wanted to say Hyundai, but I didn't know how to pronounce it, so I just said Honda. Are you saying Hyundai? Hyundai? Hyundai. Hyundai. Hyundai. Hyundai Sonata? Yeah. Yeah. Wait, that sounds...

I don't know why. That sounds like a famous person's child, Hyundai Sonata. My daughter Hyundai Sonata. It sounds like they could have gone Surrey Cruise or Hyundai Sonata. She's walking in the Chanel show. She is 5'2". Brooke Shields, watch a special. I'm freaking out. And her daughter's really cool. She commented on Giggly Insta. Brooke Shields? Yeah. Honestly, she's so funny. Shout out to Brooke. You're incredible. Also, Chrissy Brinkley's daughter, Sailor, followed me.

No, it's a lot of Gen Z and I'm... How do you feel?

I'm not nervous because I see my head's huge. I'm like, I am Gen Z leader. I know that I know that they don't see us as like, oh, they're like possibly close to our age. Like they're Gen Z, too. I think they see us more as like, oh, they're millennials. But like, they're actually like not bad. They're like kind of cool. Grace, is that how friends is that? Do you think that's how they're thinking? What are they thinking? How are they thinking?

She said, we're not cringy millennials. It's because I have a cat. Put it on my fucking tombstone. Wait, so apparently, what is the rollout for this cat announcement? Do you need to do a photo shoot? Okay, well, I will say that my real estate agent was like, hey, keep it on the DL. Oh, yeah, you can have cats.

Don't want anything to happen. Like, I do need to run it by your building. Because originally I texted him and I said, hey, can I get a cat? And he said, did you already get it? And I said, no. And then I posted the cat on TikTok. And he said, so you got it. And I was like, oh, sorry. I was on voice. Wait, what are you doing for Instagram? Like, what's the vibe? I don't know. You know what I think you're going to do? I know what you're going to do. You're going to do an outfit photo and she's just going to be in the background. I don't want her. I want her to like.

Live a normal life for a bit. Live a normal life. I love how you, like, she's so innocent right now and you don't want... Like, she's not getting her own Instagram handle. No, you can't. That's too mean. She's literally, she doesn't... She just came home from the hospital. Like, she's a baby. She has to literally nestle and, like, chill. I know. Honestly, like, and Butter's kind of just used to this life. Like, she's unfazed. And Butter was older, so the fame didn't hit her. Like, she's the same Butter since... And Daphne's, like, she doesn't know many people, you know? Like, she's...

Because she's four days old. Yeah, she's just like getting her berry. Do you know cats know when you're talking to them? Because you naturally, this just happens as a cat month. Yeah. You start going, hello, baby. And they know it's to them. No, Daphne's the prettiest girl that's ever walked the planet. I tell her, I've told her about a hundred times. I tell her every day, which is one day after another. One day.

I told her once an hour. So do you want to apologize to me? I do. I sent a formal apology to Hannah and Sierra, but you really deserve a bigger one because from the moment I've met you, you've been like, you're a cat, you would love a cat. And I went from like, you're insane to being like, I need another one. I'm like, but if Daphne does feel a little lonely, well...

Well, that's what happens. People will be like, I think my cat's lonely. Some cats don't fuck with other cats and they're just obsessed with you. And I feel like you do not need two cats. I don't need two cats right now. I love how this is the conversation. It's turned to how many cats should Paige get. No, I definitely don't need two cats because there's some man on the internet somewhere being like, see, she's just going to be an old cat lady. And I'm like, hopefully. Well, think about it. God willing. Brooke has a cat. You have a cat. I have a cat.

Kate Beckinsale has a cat. Taylor Swift has cats. I feel like it's Catgirl Summer. No, it's Catgirl Summer. And if you want to adopt a cat from Southampton Animal Shelter, there's a ton available right now. So get a cat. This is a cat podcast. This is a cat podcast and we'll see you next week. Housekeeping. Housekeeping? Oh.

I have an espresso drink that's so fucking good. You didn't tell me anything about this. Sorry. I have an espresso drink. It's okay. So basically it's like coffee. Yes. Hazelnut. You know, I fuck with hazelnut. So it's kind of like giving like a little bit of a Nutella vibe. Yeah. Hazelnut. And then just like chocolate syrup.

No, I've been. Wait, did you like try a bunch of different flavors? So when I moved into my new apartment, I was like, I drink espresso now. Like she lives on the Upper West Side. She has espresso. So I started like making them and like my assistant would like come every morning and we would like, that was like what we looked forward to in the morning, like making our coffees. Yes, basically. And yeah.

I'm a barista. And so then Nespresso came to me and I was like, I actually already know what I would want my drink to be. And now we have it. So until August 15th. And you can get a free one. It's available now. Yeah. If you go into the store. Did you send me any? I didn't. Well, it's iced coffee. How am I going to send it to you?

Oh, you have to make it in the thing? You have to make it in the thing. No, but that's so fun. At the Nespresso stores, they have them. By the way, Paige sent me flowers because you're really good at that. You know, I actually didn't send you flowers because I have like the most gorgeous flower shop across from my apartment. So I went and got them and then I made my assistant bring them to your apartment. You grew flowers, picked them. Nurtured them. She did knock on my door and I was like, did I order Indian food again? Yeah.

And then she opened the door and I was like, oh. Yeah. And I went to the CVS on the corner, got that card, wrote it. And then I said, I need you to personally deliver this to Hannah. Because I knew if I brought something to your special, it would have been left there. Oh, for sure. To the party. Yeah. Yeah.

So everyone, stream the special at least one more time tonight. It means the world to me. I love you guys so much. And thank you for all your fucking kind words. Also, have you seen the repost? Everyone has the cutest animals and the cutest little TV setups, like wall art and like...

Everyone has the cutest little living rooms. For what? That they're posting when they watch the special. Oh, I was like, for what? I feel like I'm on an HGTV show of like how to decorate your TV. No, that was good aesthetics. And the girls are going out or they're like eating macaroni or tacos. Honestly, I'm very entertained by all the stories. Keep tagging me. Our book is available and we love you guys. And subscribe to the newsletter. I'm going to put

Daphne's photos in the newsletter because she's just not ready for social media yet. I kind of love. Yeah. She's a giggler thing for right now. Yes. So I'm going to put exclusive photos in the newsletter. She's starting OnlyFans. Love you guys. Bye. Bye.