Giggling about summer, Cannes, and thrifting
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Sup, gigglers? Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.

Hello, my... I always want to say Galapagos gigglers. It's so funny because I always want... Whenever you started, in my head, I say gargantuan. Every week. Every time. Gargantuans? Insane. That is the craziest word I've ever heard in my life. Insane. I have a gargantuan ass. Do you have a diffuser? Um...

I feel like I did but it like it was like a liquid one and then like butter knocked it over and it was like smelled like fucking no no no I'm sorry no sorry that's humidifier no diffuser for like your blow dryer for your hair I have no idea what that is okay cool good chat good podcast episode

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I think that I actually have curly hair. Like I identify with, I don't though, but like in my brain, I'm like, oh, I identify with girls with like curly hair, but yet I don't use hair products for curly hair.

Because I don't have curly hair, but I've always wanted it. Are you going through something right now? No. As I get older, in the back, it's like so crinkly. So I'm like, wait, do I low-key have curly hair, but I've straightened it my whole life that I...

Because my mom has curly hair. So I'm thinking about buying a diffuser and like buying a bunch of curly hair products and seeing if I can have curly hair. Maybe just go to therapy. Maybe just go to therapy. Yeah.

No, that is the girl equivalent. I'm like, maybe I should change my hair texture. But I also love that you think that you've like tricked everyone that you actually have straight hair. Like you fooled the world and you are you fooled yourself? No, because my mom has the curliest hair like that. She's straight. Your hair texture does change over time. Yeah, I feel like it does. And I feel like I'm...

A wavy hair curly hair girl. I don't want to, like, get into it, but, like, my gray hairs have main character energy. They only grow straight up. They're like, hello. And I've heard that they're so much harder to dye. I need to, like, get a gloss or something because I'm starting to get some grays. Wait, can you gloss your hair? Like, that would be so fun for, like, not just me, but for the gigglers because, like, you've got bangs. You've got short hair. You've done all these fun things. I've got bangs.

Is glossing though like I'd have to look into glossing. I have a gloss. So do you sit there for the same amount of times that you are dyeing your hair? No, it's so quick. It's literally 15 minutes and it's healthy for your hair. Oh, okay. Because my whole thing is like...

The only way to really fuck up your hair is bleach it. But also, I don't know what I'm talking about. Like, this is literally, there's no knowledge behind this. But just, if you bleach your hair, it'll fuck it up. That's all I know. But like, you putting highlights, you putting ombre. Is that what it's called? No, Bali ombre hair.

I'm putting ombre. Do you remember ombre? Like when the girls would get green on the bottom of their hair and I'm like, she's a freak. I think it's ombre, but I'm into your pronunciation. I think it's spelled O-M-B-R-E with an accent mark on the E. I think you're right. But like you can say ombre. I don't know what you're saying. But um, get balayage. Do you know how to spell balayage? No, but I...

Actually, B-A-L-A-Y. Balayage. Balayage. You were so close. You're literally the female Montana boys. You're the Italian Montana boys. Albany girls. Wait, Hannah, I'm literally the girl Montana boys. Oh, God. You're like, what's your favorite date? And I'm like, April 14th. It's not too hot, not too cold.

Can I go dark for a second? Sure. I have to tell the gigglers I had a really bad experience before I left for my flight.

I came home and I was really hungry. Yeah. I think it was after the podcast. We recorded it late. So I got back at like 9 p.m. and I was really hungry. And my mom was like, just go to sleep. And I'm like, life is too short. I need to eat. So then I was like, I'm just gonna get something on Uber. I don't even look at my fridge. There's nothing in my fridge. Nothing's gonna happen. When I'm hungry, I'm like...

Everyone's against me. The world's against me. I'm uncomfortable in my own skin. I just feel like I'd rather I don't want to sleep. I just know just everything everyone says. I'm like, what? What? So then I go, I'm going to order Uber and I order really hard to go to bed hungry as an adult. Yeah. I've told myself that it helps put me to sleep like when my stomach's full.

Same. That's why I always have cereal before bed because I'm like the milk is going to soothe me little. I feel like because as you're older and you're more anxious, I don't need to also have an anxious tummy. You know, I want to at least be happy. One of us needs to be happy. So someone needs to be full and content and it's not going to be me. No, it's not going to be my brain. Not the brain. So I get rice and beans in a quesadilla as I do from one of my favorite places to combi.

And it says it's like 30 minutes away. I'm like, fine, it's worth it. Wait, this is such a sidebar, but do you ever order from P.O.P.O.? I love P.O.P.O. I used to live in Murray Hill back in the day when I was a frat star. Okay.

It's single-handedly like saving lives because it's literally just like it's so cheap and it's just like chicken and rice. And it's like the best chicken you ever had. And it's Peruvian. So it's the green sauce that they put some crack cocaine in it. And it's so good. It's the best chicken you'll ever have. Wait, is this podcast sponsored by P.O.P.O.?

I mean, it should be, but I was just thinking that's like a, that is my go-to and I'm like, I'm really hungry. Nothing else is open or what time is it? What do I feel like? I'm always, you're so right. So I should have done POPO instead. I get a little crazy or to Combi and I've had moments where like they'll call 20 minutes in. Oh, sorry. We close. No, they said it was getting picked up, but the guy was just like hovering around the restaurant. I'm like, this is weird, but it's fine. Talking to Desh.

The guy finally picks it up. What time is it now? He finally picks it up like after 40 minutes. So it's long, but I'm like, it's happening. It's fine. And the guy gets towards our apartment. My apartment's a little complicated to find. And I keep calling him and he keeps going, one minute, miss, one minute. And he hangs up and does is like, he definitely doesn't speak English. And that's just what he says. Yeah.

So he's been hovering around my building for it's 20 minutes now. So I say, fuck it. I'm going downstairs. I'm finding this man. Yeah. So I help this guy out. The second I go outside, it's like 1115 at this point, like unsafe and safe in my Crocs. And he cancels the order the second I go outside. So then I'm looking around like I'm gonna find this motherfucker because he has my food and I just I can't find him. So I go back inside and I go up to Dez. I go.

He canceled the order. And he's like, okay. How did he cancel it, though? He basically said that it got delivered. So then I had to report it, which I did. Don't worry, everyone. I got my $36 back. But I'm still starving. I will say, I will give Uber Eats their roses and crowns. True.

They have a similar model to Amazon. They're like, oh, sorry, bitch. You need your money back? Here it is, you broke-ass bitch. Immediately return to you. We're so sorry for that. They do make it easy when shit gets fucked up. When they fuck up, they're cool with it. So I'm basically really starving. It's like 11.30 at this point. And I go, okay, I'm going to be a normal person and I'm going to open up my fridge.

Nothing in my fridge but some soy sauce. So then I go to my freezer and I have this thing where I'll go to Trader Joe's once a year and grab like 40 frozen meals because I think that I'm going to be like a health queen making like salmon rolls.

burgers and like chicken bowls oh my god i love a miso glaze how have i not lived with having cauliflower gnocchi that is me that is her so i look and i have all this stuff and i was like and des just brought it bought an air fryer because he's going through a midlife crisis so i grab one of these chicken bowls and i heat it up it takes like 10 minutes and i start eating it and it tastes fucking weird and for the first time in my life i realized do you know frozen food goes bad

No, it doesn't. Apparently? Apparently. So then Des is like, it's probably bad. It's been in there forever. And I'm like, it's frozen. That's the whole point of freezing it, that it lives forever like Walt Disney. Wait, wait.

That's in my brain too. Like if it's frozen, it's good. I don't care how long it's been in there. Like, you know, when you go to your grandma's and she just pulls out something frozen and fucking cooks it. So then I realized like, this is bad. Like this chicken is bad. So then I'm, I'm like even more panicking. I'm hungry. And I think I'm like, how much have you eaten? Like three bites. Cause you know, the first two you don't taste cause you're hungry. And then I was like, that's not right. Yeah.

So then I'm like, what else is in here? And I pull out like a tilapia filet that I've never eaten, but I bought for some reason. And this is like, do not put that in. That's definitely bad. And then I realize everything in it is bad. So then I'm like, was there an expiration date? I, you know, it's like hard to look, but like I found it and I was like, yeah, that's a year old. So like I haven't gotten new stuff cause my fridge, my freezer is full of shit. So I haven't bought more. Yeah.

And then I have like tons of dumplings. Why did I buy frozen? So anyway, I'm actually like starting to panic at this point. And Des is looking at me and he could tell that like I'm not myself. I need a Snickers. And I also like most people, I guess, could be like, oh, have a cookie. I want savory. Like I want a fucking meal. So he goes, do you want me to go across the street and get Chinese for you?

And that was really cute of him. That's so nice. I said, well, you could have done this two hours ago. Where were you? Where were you when I'm searching for this fucking guy on the street? I knew I was going to go to Europe and not see him for a while. So I said, you know, I'll go with you. We'll go on a little date across the street to get Chinese. So what time is it now? It's like 1130, 1145. So we go down and the place is closed.

Which has like never happened in the history of New York City Chinese food restaurants. No, like this is when I was like, my enemies are fucking on their shit right now. Yeah. So then he's like, let's go to a deli. Let's go to a deli. We go to one deli. The deli is like, oh, we closed our food like you can have a granola bar. And I was like, there is no fucking possible way. I'm paying so much money in rent and I can't get a meal at eleven forty five in New York City. This is New York City.

It's why we live there. This is the only reason why we live there. So then we go across the street because obviously this is a bodega across the street from the other bodega. We walk in. There's food. I said, thank God. Thank God. And I'm panicking. I'm like, just give me whatever's fast. I said, can I please have a bagel with scallion cream cheese?

He goes, yes. And I'm looking at Des. I'm starting to, you know, dance a little like humming. I'm excited. The world is looking OK again. The rainbows, butterflies. Yeah. And I'm going to the guy to pay. And the guy goes, cream cheese and jelly. And I was like, no, I look over and he made a bagel with cream cheese and jelly. And I said, scallion cream cheese and jelly.

Well, I think he didn't know what scallion was and he just thought I said jelly. And I look at Des and I said, did I say jelly? Because I'm off right now. I don't trust myself. I don't trust anyone around me.

I look at him. I said, no, I just, I just, just give me regular cream cheese, please. And he's like, yeah, I thought that was weird. You asked for jelly. And I was like, I don't know what's happening. I did not ask for jelly. So then I look at Des, like I was holding the bread. I'm not eating the jelly. I don't want jelly. I want savory. So fast forward another 10 minutes. I finally get my bagel. Um, but I, I actually like, I kind of, I think a tear, like I, I cried during this process. Um,

But I was fed and I went to bed. I almost had like a full breakdown. When you're hungry and like frustrated, that's when I start crying. Yeah. No, Des was like, are you joking or not? And I'm like, I don't know.

Yeah, like when you don't know. Being frustrated over anything is the number one feeling I hate more than anything. I'd rather be so mad that I'm going to burn down an entire town than ever feel like frustrated. Also...

Not to just like totally, you know, hate the jelly community. I will give a quick bagel order that I think you might really like if you try some point because you do like a savory regular plain cream cheese on a toasted bagel with jelly and bacon. Like, I think I'd bite it and be like, oh, that's fun. Like, I wouldn't hate it, but I wouldn't order it on purpose. Yeah.

It's giving like a date, like a appetizer, like a date with goat cheese and bacon. It's giving the trash version of like a French breakfast. No, I actually do like bagels with cream cheese and jelly. Just in that moment, that was not what I needed. It was not what my journey. It was not what I wanted. But I actually also not to brag about myself, but

One thing I am good at is I know exactly what the fuck I want to eat. Like, you know, a man will be like, girls never know what they want to eat. I wake up in the morning. I know. I know what my friends want to eat. I know everyone wants to eat. All I know is we're fucking eating and I'm going to find it. I'm going to know where. Actually, this is really one of my favorite things to do. And we don't do it a lot, but I savor it when we do is going out to eat just with you. Like, I really enjoy. That's like when we're on the road.

nothing better than eating with someone who enjoys eating like you give eating the roses that it deserves like you're talking about it you're in it you're in the moment you're like this is really good you should try this I love this I need more ketchup where's the waiter like you're you're never like when we're eating you're never not present and I think it's a really beautiful moment

Wait, so you're thinking about like every regret you've ever had in your life. And I'm like, if I don't get sour cream with this burrito, I'm going to lose my mind. Yeah, like I can take away my own appetite so quickly because I'll think of something like I said two weeks ago and I'm like, I can't even freaking finish this. Like I hate myself. Like where you are so in the moment and I think it's like,

I just love it so much because my family is like that. Like when we're eating, like we're talking about it, we're cutting pieces up, putting it on other plates, talking about what the next meal is. And so like, it's very comforting for me when you're like, I love what I'm eating. Some would say I'm a little bit of an emotional leader. I'm like, you know what would make this day better? Bacon. Bacon.

that I'm not addressing my real problems and I'm just thinking about... And you always have like... You always have like a little snack and that like is also something that's very comforting to me. Like I know that at any moment you have a little snack in your bag and like... But the snacks are like purely emergencies. They're not for joy. They're for those moments where I...

I've realized I'm really losing my mind and then I go oh I just need a Snickers I literally just need a Snickers it's also just people are built differently where some people just like need more food faster at all times maybe you do you have like a mild blood sugar problem where like when your blood sugar dips low you do get like no I need to eat

I love when you diagnose me and I'm going to believe it. I'm like, maybe you have diabetes. I have a mild blood sugar problem. Paige told me. So I need dessert now. I need a cheeseburger now. I have a mild blood sugar problem. I feel like at any moment, if you bring up someone's blood sugar problem,

You can't say anything back. No, you're so right. Who are you to fight about someone else's blood sugar? If someone brings up their period or their blood sugar, get the fuck away from them. Let them live. Yeah. But I think it's so real. I definitely think I have blood sugar levels. My thing is I also have a phobia of being hungry. Yeah. Like literally that scene in Trainwreck. I'm always like, oh my God, I'm so hungry. Or like I need a snack because I haven't eaten anything today except chicken.

I did have an omelet and then I did have a whole fruit salad and yogurt in between and then I did have lunch and I had two dinners but I am there's a couple things that like you can count on and it's literally taxes and that Hannah's had breakfast lunch and dinner like just know that

That when she says anything, she's had three meals. I hate when I'm with other people who don't respect the art of breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Where like, it's 2 p.m. and they're like, oh, we had a big breakfast. And I go, oh, oh. But there's a time change, so...

that doesn't matter to me. I do think it's like eating is actually very romantic too. Like I think Des and I are very compatible eaters. Like some people eating literally starts fights. I have one friend who like he gets annoyed when, you know, his like girlfriend and him disagree about what to eat. It takes forever. And it's like that happens three times a day. Like that's, that's, that's divorce worthy. Yeah.

One time a boyfriend made me go to couples therapy. You are such a meme of you are the problem. Okay. I never understood when people like weren't compatible in terms of eating because I just had never met anyone that like didn't because also we're Italian. So like we're only giving we're only offering the best food on the planet. So it's like any like so I like never understood it. Yeah.

One time I had this boyfriend who made me go to couples therapy like in the first couple months of us dating, which I should have known then that like it was a red flag. But anyway, you know me. I show up to therapy. I'm like, I'm so ready for this. I'm in a cardigan. Like, let's do it. Let's break it down. And you lied the whole time. The whole time. The entire time. I was like, what?

What is going on here? How did I get here? How am I sitting on this couch with like terracotta walls talking to a therapist who I later found out was not a licensed therapist?

So that's a whole different situation and category. His friend named Jeremy. Yeah, that I found myself in. But one of our biggest fights that we ever had was there was a pint of ice cream in the freezer. And I ate half of the pint one night. And then the following day, a full 24 hours later, I was like, oh, my second half of my pint is in the freezer. Like, I'm going to clean this right up. I got this.

And I felt like I was in a time warp because my boyfriend at the time was shocked, appalled, couldn't believe that I would have the audacity to eat ice cream two nights in a row. And so that was the first time I was ever like, oh, okay, people have issues with food and it's not always me. But I took that on where I was like, wait, is this crazy? Like I'm 28. Am I not allowed to eat ice cream two nights in a row? Am I not allowed to have depression? Yeah.

No, I'm like, excuse me, sir. Don't bring up my blood sugar. It seems like a HIPAA violation. Also, I need this ice cream. If you're bringing up ice cream, I have to say our Italian ancestors, my family, even my mom, she has ice cream every single night. It's calcium. So it's an aperitivo. Yes. Every night she has like one or two scoops of ice cream just to keep the calcium levels up. No, you just, you need a little...

Sweet. Like you need a little something. And like, I'm not letting my Ben and Jerry's half a pint be sad in the freezer because like only half of it was eaten. He's jealous you're having a threesome with Ben and Jerry. Yeah, it's just so if anyone ever makes you feel bad about food, find yourself a Des who will go to a Chinese food restaurant when it's closed, knock on the doors and then take you to a deli. Well, it's so funny. The one difference is Des loves food.

like sweets and I don't but it works because like we'll both get ice cream and I'll have like two bites and then I'll give it to him but no I've said this before in the pod and this is still like a thing that upsets me is the one thing Des does is he doesn't ever want my food besides ice cream so when we eat like I see his plate and I'm like okay I want that I want that I want that yeah and he'll give it to me and then I'm like okay what do you want for mine and he'll be like I ordered what I wanted

And I'm like, so you don't want anything from me. So when you're with me and it's like being with the same person because I've never taken off of your plate ever. And I feel like I ordered knowing is this big enough for Hannah? Your food is my food, but my food is also your food. His thing is he's just like, if I would have wanted your food, I would have gotten your food. I don't want your food.

But my dad is Mr. Eats Everything. So I just was like, why are we not? But also a guy should never get upset at a girl for eating too much because we're eventually going to have babies for you if we do. And we need enough nutrients to have the babies. Right. And also like I know men are our number one killer, but like starvation is not how I'm going. I just refuse. It's not how I'm going. It's not my journey. And...

Oh, God. Anywho, so you're in Charleston for the Memorial Day Party at Craig's house, which I thought just happened. Like, I swear to God, you just did this. Craig is, like, very...

Craig like wants to be known I feel like as the Memorial Day party guy. Yes like he loves being known as like in his group of friends where like he has the Memorial Day party and then this year he was like I really want like us to be known as like the people that have like a New Year's Eve party and like I just like didn't sign up for any of this. He likes having a community which is cute but the word community gives us hives.

No, he loves having a community. And here's the other difference, I think, between like New York and the South is like if you went to college in New York, like if you actually went to college in New York City, I didn't. But it's not a just again, my college got canceled. But that's a different story. Yeah.

It's not as camaraderie. Do you know what I mean? Craig is still friends with everyone he lived with in college. Yes. That's cute. Now they're all married. They all have kids. They still want to fuck around the same way. They all come to Craig's house. Yeah. Like old times. Where I don't know that...

like college camaraderie and also like girls are just different in general. Like I have a group of girlfriends, but they don't all know each other, you know, or they don't all like fuck around with each other. Yeah. You don't let your friends know each other. That's crazy. No, because I also feel like girls are just different in general. I need different opinions. I can't have them all sharing. I need to keep, they can't gossip with each other.

Right and then you have your certain like you have like you're going out friends you have your friends you call when like there's you really need advice like that you have different people. Yes. But they're boys so they're like yeah whatever. Also when you graduate from somewhere and then live there like if I stayed in Wisconsin I would have so many college friends. Right like all their wives went to school with them. Yeah. Did they like tell college stories in Charleston then what do you say when they're telling their college stories. What do you do.

um i just say haha why do you feel like when people are like having inside jokes that you don't know that everyone's looking at you during it yeah like seeing how i react yeah i'm like i don't everyone can tell that i'm not understanding but they actually i feel like they don't give a fuck and you're just in your own head but um

This is also my thing. When I throw a party, I feel so much pressure that I made people come to my party that I need everyone to have so much fun that I actually don't have any fun. And I've realized this about myself and I'm okay with it. Yeah. Craig definitely has fun at it for sure. But we, where we differ is like, if you're coming to my house for a party, I want you to wonder who lives in that home. Yeah. Do I? I might not.

Who knows? Like, I don't want anything that gives a sign of life to be shown in the home where Craig's like, it's okay if there's things on the counter where I'm like, there can't be anything on the counter. They can't know we get mail. So that's where we're different. Yeah. Um,

And so I like to like prep more before a party where he's like, oh, everyone's just going to come over. It's going to be fun. So we throw parties, I think, in a different way. Do his friends have kids yet? Because I feel like he's getting that awkward age where some do. Okay, so they do. But this is a no kids party, which I had nothing to do with it. No, you made that rule.

rule for sure I had no skin in the game I actually didn't I would have said kids were fine but there was a debate between their friend group of like

Should the kids come? Should the kids not? And no kids ended up winning. Yeah, it's it's funny. We were talking about airplanes, how like it's no smoking. But should there also be like no kids area like like in cruises and stuff where there's like a no kids pool? Should there be no kids areas in the city? Yeah, specifically on the Upper West Side. Here's what I'll say.

I think there should be no kids in like, yes, certain situations. And I'm very much going to be a like, like no kids person for different situations. But growing up, my parents never went somewhere without me. Yeah. Like I can never remember there being a holiday party and my parents being like, okay, we're going to our friends for a holiday party. You're staying home. Like that just like never happened. Yeah. But I feel like you were perfect. Yeah.

Like, I feel like everyone saw you and they were like, oh my God, is that a matching set on her? And she's only three. And then you spun around. Actually, speaking of almond moms, my mom said that I was such a good child because I didn't care about...

about anything specifically like eating other kids like if kids were like doing something in the corner I like didn't care I was like I don't really need to go over with them and I would just sit with my mom and be like okay we're sitting now I mean you're so cute I mean that's kind of like you now no literally she would be like we're sitting here and just and I'd be like okay I

Like, who am I to go against what my mom would say? My poor mom. I remember there was like an Easter and she got a really cute dress for me with like socks and sandals and a really cute matching hat.

And I did not fuck with hats. Like I was like, mom, you know, I've one rule. I don't do the hats. And she's like, just for the photo. Can you keep the hat on? I'm throwing the hat. I'm hiding the hat. I'm trying to burn the hat, burn the house down. This is so good. You were so opposite. I also like was furious that like one of my socks, like that line on the sock was like going over one of my toes and I like couldn't fucking keep the socks on my feet. Next thing you know, I've chucked myself in the pool. Like it's a fuck. It's a.

It's a miracle I ever got a photo as a child that looked decent. Or if I did get it, I'd have like a demonic face on like because I did not want to be there. Do you remember the store when we were little? It was called the Children's Place. Yes. I think it's still there. Really? You think they're still in business? We need to look that up. I died for the Children's Place. That place was lit.

That place was my favorite. I would beg my mom, can we please go to the children's place? And any outfit that had a matching hat in the cart. As if mom has a hat. If it had a matching accessory, a matching sock and hat, I was like, and we need it. We're buying it. We're getting it. See, I wanted to go to Chuck E. Cheese's.

I thought that shit was lit. I wanted to chuck myself into a bunch of plastic balls with bacteria and get an infection. We would have been such good friends as little kids because we would have been just so like we would have just played. Like we would have been so opposite, but we would have just played.

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So I am going to Dublin tomorrow, which I'm so fucking excited about. But Des showed me there's this YouTube going viral of this children's rap group that is so cute. It's called like my spark or something. I'm going to actually I'm going to add it right here. I'm going to play it for people. It is such a fucking bop. I wish I was a rapper when I was a kid. Energy will tell you all about them. I searched for my spark and I found everybody in the crowd that found.

How old are they? They're like, maybe like nine, eight, nine, ten. Like really cute. And it's boys? All boys? Boys and girls. And they have like a thick Irish accent. Wait, you should have them open for you. No, I'm trying to figure that out. I'm just going to have the song as my opening song. Also in London. So my...

My pre-show angry woman playlist is arguably too important to me. Like I'll walk into a venue and they're like, okay, what's going on for the show? And I go, did you, are you playing the angry woman playlist right now? Cause when girls walk in, that's the vibe, that's the energy. We do it on the Giggly Squad shows too. And I'm always updating it. So I go out like, no people, I feel like people don't know this very like niche thing about you. You love a Spotify playlist. Yeah.

But only one. Yeah, right. You only like... A Spotify playlist. You only like adding to your one Spotify playlist, but like you're always adding. You're taking away, you're adding. You're taking away, you're adding. And it's like this moment of all these girls who remember these songs from like the 2000s. So we're about to start and the guy's like, do you want to start right now? And I'm like, yes. And then the Cher song comes on and I realize that the whole theater of like 1300 girls...

is like harmonizing to it like fully and I go wait we need to finish this song there's nothing women can't do live without you strong enough it was Cher and all backstage we're dancing the crew starts dancing and then I was like is this just the show do we end it here um so the girls are harmonizing the girls are having a great time I don't know where this story was going oh but long story short I'm in Europe okay have you done any shopping

So I'm driving my mom literally insane because all I do when I go to places is search vintage shops, which is honestly choosing violence because vintage shops have such a wide range. Like it's either like you're going to get bit by something or you can't afford anything in the store. Yeah. And there's like this in between that you sometimes find that is so fucking perfect. Like everything is clean and nice and not too expensive. But that's part of the fun, right? We're exploring.

I have. OK, this is like a crazy thing. I love vintage designer. I've never gone like I've bought vintage designer like online, but I've never gone to a store and like found it and like sourced it. We need to make a plan. Paris within the next year. We're going to Paris. I know the shops are ready. I'm taking you to I've written it down. OK, I also would really like to go to Monaco and do it. Obviously.

Because they have something where like Okay you know morgues Yes Taylor Fritz's girlfriend and my friend

Yes. Tennis girlfriend. She has such cute style. And like a couple months ago, she they had like a tennis tournament in Monaco and she was there and she did the shopping hall and she bought. I'm not kidding. Seven designer like vintage things for a thousand dollars. She also went to Tokyo once and found a place where it was like 300 bucks for this stuff. And it's not DH get you guys. It's real. But this is the thing about this vintage stuff.

I don't love when a designer thing comes out that's cool and then everyone and their mom is fucking wearing it. So when you go vintage shopping, you find like a Fendi bag that you've never seen before. No one's going to have. Great for conversation. It's your taste. Like you selected it for you. I just fucking love that. Also, Monaco. What the fuck is Monaco? Yeah.

Do you know what's a country? It's literally a small, very rich country just full of yachts and it's like three yards long. And if you live there, there's like tax breaks, but no one can afford to live there. And I don't think they have a language. They're just like in between France and Italy. They're kind of just like...

Yeah, whatever. We're rich. It's crazy. They do that. They're like, don't look at us. But it's so chic. So I've gone to some places and I just was like, Paige would lose her fucking mind. But yeah, it is.

You feel like you earned it. Like, you have to work for it sometimes. Yeah. I just... Going to, like, just a Prada store and buying whatever the latest Prada is is, like, boring for me. It gives me... I get that. It gets me just, like, sad. There's nothing... You want more creativity in it. You're right. I want a challenge. I want to make things difficult. You like a challenge. Yeah. I want to complicate things. Because if you're...

if you're spending like a significant amount of money, you need to die for it. And it needs to be special. And you know, when you see a girl with a bag that you're like, I've never seen that bag before. And it's so fucking cool. Like, that's what I want people to do when they look at me every day.

I get that. I have this vision of like my daughter like leaving for college or something and her like coming in my closet and just like all the vintage stuff I've had for years that like, like I have this one Prada dress that I'm like,

I can't wait for her to wear it and be like, and like the day that she's like, oh my God, you have a Prada vintage dress. Like, yeah, bitch, I do. Or it wasn't vintage, but by the time she wants it. By the time she wants it, it is. I'm like, yeah, you can have it. Also, side note, I feel like all over Instagram and TikTok, everyone's in Europe and it's like so fucking annoying. Like, I'm like, oh my God, this person's also in Europe. And then I'm like, wait, I'm in Europe. I'm such a hypocrite. Can we please?

Please talk about what's happening in Cannes. Oh my God. First of all, first, first, first of all, what is it? First of all, is it Cannes? Is it Cannes? Is it raising Cannes? Raising Cannes? Is it multiple days of film festivals? Is it one day? I'm so confused. I think it's multiple days, but the thing is also then there's just like random people there who aren't part of any of the movies. Yeah.

like it'll just be like influencers and stuff that go to so it's like fashion but i don't know what clearly no one knows the rules my pr was just like we'd really love to get you to go to can like film festival and i was like i would absolutely love to i couldn't this year with my schedule but i was like what is it and then they'd like didn't respond they're like okay we'll do it next year i'm like okay that is the most fashion shit ever though just being like

I should literally do one of those on the streets where you go around, you just say like, have you been to and just like a fancy French sounding name? Why they haven't like let us just like take over the country. Like I just like don't know yet because we're so smart. We have so many good takes. Why they haven't put Giggly Squad on the Met Gala red carpet just asking the most insane questions is beyond me. But you at like a really intense like fashion moment asking like,

if they've heard of a designer that you made up,

is my Roman Empire. Like I need it. Like I just need a full show of you in the fashion community asking ridiculous questions. This is the thing like do I become a prankster? I don't know if I have it in me. I have seen a girl though who went around like during fashion week to be like are you going to the like West Wawa show? And everyone was like yeah I am. And it's like a fake show. You know what? I was at one of the I was at the Brandon Maxwell show.

love fashion joe this year and moda operante hired um this tiktoker to like ask all these crazy questions and before we did the interview he was like you can either go along with what i'm about to say or you can like be normal and so i like didn't know and he asked one of those questions where i was like i actually really don't know this but i like leaned into it and was like i don't know what you're saying like i wasn't gonna try and act like i knew because i knew he was kidding

So instead of being outed for being dumb, you pretended you were being dumb on purpose, kind of like the Montana boys. Yeah. Yet again. Yet again. We have so many similarities. It's actually terrifying. No, but Paris was amazing. I went for two days with my mom. Sorry, I'm just thinking of like the Montana boys when they get nervous and like they clench their jaws. And I feel like that makes people stop talking to them because they're like blindsided by like their bone structure and stuff.

I feel like what's the equivalent to girls? And it's like, I'll just start flashing people. Okay. Anyway, what were you saying? That I went to Paris. Sorry. No, I was in Paris with my mom. It was so much fun. We did so much walking. It was crazy. And then we went to London and this is the first time I've ever been to London. Have you been to London? I have been to London. Do what?

I've been a couple of times one time I was there and I went through my boyfriend's cell phone I found out that he was cheating on me but we were in a gorgeous hotel in London so I just kept it to myself for like a hot minute I was like I'm gonna enjoy this dinner though first and then we'll deal with this back in America don't you hate that when you're supposed to be having fun but you need to like truly destroy someone's life and you're like can I have fun for five more minutes can I just finish my steak

No, also, like, feeling trapped in a five-star hotel, like, in a different country is a different feeling. It's giving the Beast and Ariel. The what? It's giving, um...

Yeah. And so it's like you find yourself in really odd situations in your 20s. And so like the first time I ever went to London, I was so excited. And then I realized my boyfriend had been cheating on me for months, like while I'm standing doing my makeup in the bathroom hotel. But I loved it. I had a great time. This is a mental health moment for all the girlies who are like seeing all these people in Europe. It doesn't matter where you are. Their mind is a prison.

Our minds are just found out they're cheating. No one is actually happy. They're fighting this and stuff. They're demons, but they just happened to be in Rome. Um, yeah. Do you have any advice for girls who have been cheated on in the past? Sorry, I'm going full Barbara Walters, but I feel like you've dealt with a lot of cheating scandals surprisingly in your short life. Um,

Not on you. It's all their fault. It's all them. Cheating is literally always them. How have you kept your confidence up or trust in relationships? I think honestly, that's where like my love of revenge came from. And it was really like the first, I would say like more than like half of the relationships I've been in have ended because like of cheating. Yeah.

And obviously like when you're in college and you're in your like early 20s, like no one should be cheating. But like I almost get that more where it's like, OK, you're in college and you made out with someone. OK, big deal, whatever. It wasn't that serious. Like I truly feel like anyone I dated before 25. I'm like you. We were both children. I don't care about anything you did to me then. Like it's fine. Our brains aren't fully formed.

Right. But like in terms I am like the last time I was like cheated on where it like really broke me, like hurt me, like couldn't believe it was happening to me. I was 25 and literally the next thing I did was go on a reality TV show.

Yeah. You fucking took that ammo and is and was like, OK, well, you're never going to be able to talk to me again. And yeah. And I just I think revenge is truly and not revenge in terms of like, oh, go sleep with this friend, which I have done. I love that kind of revenge, too. I'm not opposed to it. I'm really not. I'm not going to yuck your yum. Yeah. But that's like a petty type of revenge. And I've partaken and I'm it does feel great. I've dabbled. Yeah.

Yeah, but like long-term revenge. Oh, honey, there's nothing like it. And I realized that I did get long-term revenge on this one particular man when one of his best friends years later texted me and said, I just want to let you know we still all talk about you and watch your Instagram and watch everything you're doing and we still love you and we wish he ended up with you, but like he's an idiot.

And then I let it go. And that was a couple of years later. And then I was like, and now I can release this. And I was like, you're going now I found, I found peace. I do. Yeah. Sometimes you like look at people and you're like, how are they so driven? Like some of the most successful people have been through some of the most horrible things, like have been hard done by is what does calls it like fucked over by people. So that,

They want to do it because when they do succeed, if success feels so much better when people tried to tear you down or people underestimated you or people tried to hurt you. That's what success is for. Success is boring if there's not a fucking good storyline with it.

You know, like when you watch like a sports movie or like if you've ever been on like a sports team and they're like before you go out to like play some big game or something, they're like, you have to get mad. This is a sports podcast. Really? This is a sports podcast. You have to get mad at the other team. Be so mad. Like go out there with like all your like emotions, whatever. That's how I feel like in life. Getting back at boyfriends. You're like, no, you have to get mad. Figure out what...

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Wait, I have to address this. No, literally I have to. We have to address what just happened. No, I'm doing my craft, my job. My boyfriend just walks in. Mama's working. One of the most insane questions I've ever been asked. Never been asked this question in my life. Do you know how to throw a Frisbee?

Sorry, is this pressing? This question must be answered right now. And it wasn't like it just came out of his mouth. He had to go upstairs to ask it. He was just standing there in a towel. He must have been in the shower being like, I wonder if she knows how to do this. I'm going to ask her immediately when I get out.

Also, that's a trigger for me because I actually am extremely athletic but cannot throw a frisbee. Like, I'll kill an entire family in Central Park with, like, one frisbee throw. Like, the dog's dead, too. I would just hook it to all the way to the right. No. Whoever invented the frisbee is an actual idiot. What a stupid fucking game and toy. In my high school, there was a thing called Ultimate Frisbee where it was for all, like, the pothead guys who were, like, tall but, like,

were kind of nerdy and didn't want to play a real sport so they just like played ultimate frisbee and they got really into it and the things when men will do not to go to therapy no i think men are good at frisbee because it's on the wrist and all they do is jerk themselves off

My wrist does not know what to do. Tell me it's not correct. Where is the lie? Where is the lie? I'm like, how do you get that range? Like, I've been working on this for years. So my favorite comedian, Rory Scoville, everyone should watch his Netflix special called Rory Scoville does stand up for the first time. And he just came up with a HBO one. Um, Mac, sorry.

He has a whole joke about when guys throw the frisbee like the other way, like not the discus way, like the other way. And he's like, who's going to like see that and be like, there you go, ladies. Like who wants some pussy? Look at how I can throw a frisbee. Like calm the fuck down. That's such an ick that you can throw the frisbee multiple ways. I've never seen a man throw a frisbee and me say, I wonder what that guy's name is. Like if anything, I'm like, we should leave this area. It's unsafe. Yeah.

No, literally. When I go to a park and there's a Frisbee going around, I go, I don't want to get decapitated today. Yeah. I'm not in the mood. Some days I am. I'm not in the mood. Oh, God. Anyway, I'm in London town. Yes. When do you get back? I'm going to Dublin tomorrow, which I'm so excited for because I consider myself...

part of the Irish. I'm there for a full week. I'm doing two shows in Dublin. But you know what I realized after being here? We have to do Giggly shows in London and Dublin. No, we have to. Because when you do stand-up comedy, it's funny because of specific cultural references and niche jokes. So I was a little nervous. In London, are they going to get everything? Right.

they got every I made like a spongebob reference and they got it like yeah every reference I said I literally said catch me outside how about that and they laughed like they knew everything and then the internet is universal you're 100 right we live in a global world but like I just I mean yeah they they call maybe little things differently but we're fine basically like there's so many gigglers in London it was crazy and when British people think you're funny it's like

I was just going to say that. I was like, I was just going to ask, is it when you get like applauded on stage and you're in Ireland or England, does it almost feel a little better? Because I think that their humor is a little bit more highbrow than like America. So whenever someone British is like, oh, you're funny. I'm like, oh, my God, thank you. Well, they're so dry and beautiful.

the British are also obsessed with like language and talking correctly and stuff and I was talking and the girls said that they loved my American accent but then this one guy in the front was like I don't really like American accents and I was like no he goes I don't really like American accents like at least I open my fucking mouth when I speak okay so I got in one of those fights um and then I said something about the revolutionary war but like it went over okay

I just like I get intrusive thoughts on stage and I like have to let it out. But the gigglers get it. They're like, she went for it. I'm like, look, I don't even understand wars like revolution, like whatever. We're from Sicily. We obviously don't know what's going on. Sure, you can have it. Do you need extra sauce? You can take that land. Dip bread in it, too. Dip some bread in it. Oh, also, whenever I see bread, I think of Craig. So that's annoying.

No, that's so annoying. Like literally I'm having such a good day. Also, I fully called Craig out on Instagram. Did you see? No. What did you do? Well, I got a tag from Paige. So I'm always like, what is this bitch saying? And I look and you posted all the Polaroids of us from our photo shoot day. Yeah. And it was...

the first photo. And I was like, so that means not only does she like me, second of all, she thinks that I looked good on her grid aesthetically, which is like, I can't really even process that right now. You look stunning in those photos, yeah. Third, it's just, she's proud of me. And then immediately I'm like, oh no, Craig is jelly. And then I had to write it down and I wrote, oh my God, I'm on the grid at Craig is jelly. And I think he liked it, but I can't always tell.

Because we're joking, but we're not. No. Hannah, try dating him. I can never fucking tell. I'm like, are we joking or are we not? And I feel like that is our relationship where sometimes I'm just like, did you take that as a joke? Because I meant it as a joke. And that's just like how our relationship is. So don't worry about it. So, yeah, thanks for putting me on the grid. Like, it means a lot. Because that's all what friendship really is about is social media likes and shares.

You're essentially in my top eight. I wouldn't even be able to have a top eight now. Eight people? That's called having a bachelorette party where like it just starts fights.

If you genuinely have eight people in your life that you know, like... Well, also... No, there's no way there's eight people in your life that are genuinely rooting for you. You got one in there that's at least a spy. Yeah, for your enemies. Yeah. Also, first of all, when you're an adult, who has time for eight friends? Also, I don't want people to know who the eight people are that I fuck with. I like to keep my circle quiet. I like to be like, who's she with? I like to move in silence.

I saw me the other day. That was so interesting. And it's like, it was like, I survived that one girlfriend who was secretly a hater that like tried to sabotage me, but I didn't find out until later. And like, now we're not friends anymore. And that's girlhood. Oh my God. I saw something that was like,

The friend who tells you when people are talking bad about you is the friend you can't trust because she's a safe space for other people to talk shit about you. And it's so funny because actually me and you, like I will try to get info from you or you'll try to get info from me. And people know that we tell each other everything. Yeah. So it's actually really difficult.

It actually hit a point where I was like, I feel like people actively, this is, I mean, years ago, but people actively stopped talking about you when I would walk into a room and I'd be like, no, what were you saying? What were you saying?

Sorry. I'm like, I know the like I've playing. I've definitely been guilty of playing two sides of something, but it's never like that dramatic. It's like, yeah. How'd you feel when that happened? But like when someone's saying like fucked up shit people said about you, I'm like, oh, you're that was you. Yeah. You made them feel comfortable.

Yeah, I'm trying to think if like I've ever had a friend call me and say all these people were talking about you. I feel like no, not into like that huge extreme, but I've definitely had girl. I've had friends start it.

Like I've had a friends who aren't that close call me and be like, your best friend said this. And I was like, wait, what? That's great. Like that's actually really scary. Then, yeah, sometimes the people closest to you are the ones who are like evil obsessed with you. I feel like what this I wanted to ask you about so bad, because anytime I see anything sports, I'm like, oh, my friend's a professional athlete.

Like I wonder what her take is on it. Did you see the TikTok video of the woman running a marathon and she's about to go through like the rope and win first place and her husband goes in front of the finish line, pushes the kids in front of the finish line for her to hug them first, obviously slowing down her time and like could potentially make her get in second place because there's someone right behind her. And she kind of like –

like runs around the kid to go through the finish line and the husband standing in the back being like, oh my God, I can't believe she didn't hug our kids. Everyone was stitching the video being like, sometimes you marry your biggest fucking hater. And so many women were who like were marathon runners and like legit runners. And then other women who were just like at like college athletes or whatever, like,

were saying how like if you do a sport and you're an adult like she runs marathons like she takes that to heart like she's trying to beat her own time and he was purposely trying to slow her time down and

And I just found it so fucking interesting. That is so fascinating because I've definitely, I was in one relationship where it's almost like they want to keep their enemies close. Where like he wanted to know what I was doing at all times. And he was very controlling. And when I got out of it, he kept wanting to get coffee. Like,

every couple weeks and i was like he literally is trying to just keep like a pulse on my life and keep tabs on what i'm doing and it's like it's a weird thing of like love an obsession or it's like do you love me or do you want to be me no like do you want to fuck me or do you want to wear my skin myself that i'm like are you my friend or are you secretly playing praying on my downfall and then you're gonna like come in and take my spot

No, and this is just like speaking from like we are type A, not really. No, we're not type A. I just lied to everyone. But like we're driven and we want to do things and you want a partner that adds value. Yeah, well, you want to know that your partner is not like secretly rooting against you and like happy when like.

Because as I just feel like when you have a partner and you like are legitimately married and that like you, it literally is an extension of you. Like you are the same person. So if someone fucks up your race or your like sport, I would take it personally. Like they fucked up mine. Can I actually give an example from today? And I don't, I feel like I don't talk about those that much on the pod, but he,

Basically, I sold out my first show in Dublin, which is where he's from. He's talked about Vicar Street, that he's played there. It's my dream to play there. And I was like, I want to add another show. But obviously, it's hard. It's a lot of tickets. And the second show, we're still trying to sell more tickets. And then today, his good friend, Joanne McNally, who's an amazing, amazing comedian and has a hilarious podcast of her own called My Therapist Ghosted Me, posted...

a promotion basically being like, hey, go get tickets to Hannah's show. So I messaged Des and I was like, oh my God, Joanne's so cute for promoting the show. And he goes, I may or may not have like given her a little. No, I don't get emotional and that is making me emotional. That's so, but that's like what it should be. Well, cause like he knows I'm busy. I'm running around and he has a friend who, you know,

And he just did it without me even asking because he's thinking about me and I would do the same for him. And it just you just feel more powerful when you have someone behind you who's fucking rooting for you. Like, you know how you feel weaker when you know someone's just out to get you. Imagine being that feeling and feeling like someone is like your protector who's just protecting you with things you don't even know what's going on. And like, that's the energy.

And a lot of people are dating and marrying people that like put them in situations. I don't even know what I was about to say.

You know what? People do get in situations though. Like people don't talk about that enough. And that's what we have to remember. People get in situations. Okay. Kylie Jenner. I'm realizing things that situations happen. Situations happen and people find themselves in them. And once I was in a situation. Yeah. And it's, it's scary. And if you find yourself in a situation, just know Paige told you it was going to happen.

Oh, one more thing about friends I'm obsessed with. I love when someone's annoyed at you. Like, I have, like, an ex who, like, whatever. And then he starts ignoring my friend, too. And she's like, I didn't even do anything. But, like, he knows that we're so close that he's mad at her, too. Yeah. No, that's definitely a thing. I feel like I have a lot of beef with men that I've literally never met. I know.

And that's genuinely from like the Giggly Squad. Like they, you've never even said anything to them, but they know that there's beef. Like I feel like I've had so many girls DM me like certain situationship like scenarios just to like get my take on it. And I've responded and been like, why do I hate this man so much? You know, like I have a lot of hate towards men that I've never met. Oh, I heard one more thing that's crazy. I saw a TikTok on New York Times about a

how incels historically have always been like the problem of societies. How like back in the day, the incels were the people they would like put on boats to like go find new land. Like, cause men who like were socially like not able to have sex with women and weird were the ones who would be violent and like bad things would happen. And that they said like the Vikings, even though like on Netflix, they make them look so sexy and hot. Like they were just a bunch of crazy incels. And...

So like we need to do something with the incels and like we haven't figured it out yet in this generation. No, it's so terrifying. We have to ship them. We have to ship them somewhere. Send them to Jupiter to get more stupider. With that said, thank you so much for giggling with us this week. We love you so much. Sign up for the newsletter. Check out our live shows coming up in the fall. Okay. We love you guys. Talk to you later. Bye. Bye.