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Tell the folks about him. Jay Farrow, very funny guy. He was on SNL, of course, which most of our people are. I saw him when I did Snake Oil and he was one of the guests. Now he has his own

Game show, but that's just one of the many things he does. He's really in there doing stuff. He's got a lot going on. He tells us all about it. Yeah, six years on Saturday Night Live. Arguably one of the best impressionists to ever be on Saturday Night Live. And so we get him to do, he does his Denzel Washington and all these different voices on this podcast. So this is a very loose, entertaining thing. He came to play and I think he had fun. I know I did.

Yeah, very upbeat guy. I apologize, but I said, we're going to hit you up for all these impressions. And they sound so funny. And if you're listening to just audio, he's got great faces to go with him. But that audio, I was just listening to it. And that Denzel, it's almost like you can't tell the difference. Yeah. Yeah. So the very, very talented Jay Farrell. Have a listen, won't you? You don't have to wear earphones on the Bill Bill Maher.

I didn't have to smoke either, but I failed that test. Shit. He kept lighting them and waving them around. I want to read through the screen. He makes it look good. Let me tell you this. His weed is very rich. It's very rich. It is a... That is...

$500 million I have made plus weed. I ain't there yet. I thought I was good. I thought I was good with going in to the dispensaries that now look like iPods, but apparently I ain't smoking nothing. I ain't smoking nothing. So I got to build my tolerance up with Bill Maher because I didn't even know he smoked. I said, wow, really? Okay, so. Oh, he smokes. He smokes. But what was the name of...

of the cannabis that had have a name like jackhammer or brain damage or, you know, something crippled hyena. Um, uh, I think it was called a Diddy house. That's what I think it was called. That's what I did. Yeah. Diddy house. Okay. Are they still hassling that guy? He said he was sorry. I know just baby oil is not, does not mean guilt.

Baby oil means there's rashes with the staff. Baby oil doesn't mean guilt, but baby oil with no protection means that something definitely was going down. That's what it means. Yeah. Baby oil. I know. It was crazy. I keep 200 bottles in my place, but... Let me tell you something. If you're getting initiated after college, I don't think you're in the right room. It's like, hey...

An initiation means you get to do whatever you want to someone. And so it's like, I'm 36. I'm being initiated into the music biz. Like, come on. Yeah, I haven't gone there. And, you know, what I can say is the man has always looked moisturized. It makes sense why he's so slippery now. Yep. He is a good eye. It makes sense. I've never seen a crackly, ashy anything on P. Diddy. It makes sense now. Oh, no, no.

Yeah, he is frozen in time. He looks just like he did 30 years ago. And it's baby oil. And they say, oh, it's something nefarious. I go innocent till proven diddy. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, it doesn't scare me. But if you see so many bottles and you're like, how fast are we going through these? Yeah. And then cut to the 40 foot bed in the back. Like, yo, what are you, Steve from Blue's Clues? Like, what is going on?

I just don't understand it. Well, at some point when you get, say, 500, 700 million, somebody in the room says, hey, huh,

Maybe we could procure young women and bring them to, and you know. Just brainstorming. Diddy said you're a genius because at some point the money leads to the crazy. Diddy said, oh, not only should we bring girls, we should bring some boys too. We should do that. Let's keep it even. It's got to be. It's equality. It's equal on both sides.

Oh yeah. Let's just, let's just, I don't want to get in trouble for just bringing girls. Yeah. Also I saw a video because it's, uh, it's in my algo. So on TikTok, he's giving himself a close up. It's funny, Jay, when you go like this. So I go, um, I go to, they show Diddy playing basketball in his house, obviously has basketball court. Yeah. And then, and you, and you go in this wide shot and I'm sorry, there's a bed in the basketball court.

Court. I saw that too. You see that? And I was like, hmm. Like this man was, this man was just greedy with the, but he wanted it everywhere. Everywhere.

You can't wait to go in the other room? There's got to be at least a futon in the kitchen. There's at least... Something. Big piece of toast. There's a double futon in the dining room, a single futon in the kitchen, and just stacked pillows in the foyer. So anywhere at any time... Fucking hit the deck. Within three to six meters, he's ready for action. I'm starting to have a quirky admiration just for...

the operation of it. Just for the infrastructure, the planning, the detail. I'm not saying it's not evil, but man, they had some plans. Something definitely went down. Something definitely went down in the DMs.

That's a DM standing for Diddy's Mansion. Y'all see how I did that? Damn. Oh, yeah. That was good. Quick. That's good. Quick with that one. I drove by his mansion. I didn't even know, Dana. I drive by it on the way to somewhere every day because I cut through the street and all the houses are big. And some people go, that's Mr. Chow's house. You never know. It'd be like Michael Jordan's mom lives there. And everyone just believes it for 300 years. But no one ever said that was Diddy's house. And then all these trucks are out there, these news trucks.

And I go by, I go, Hey, what's going on here? Just so they'll recognize me. And then, uh, and they're like, Oh, you didn't hear it, did he? It's a big shit show. And I'm like, Oh, that's his house. And you probably shouldn't tell me, but I'm cool. And so I go, I will never mention on a podcast. So anyway, he was there and that's my big story. Oh, that was great. I enjoyed that a lot. It's for sale for 60 million. I'll give you, I go, I'll give you a one three right now.

By the way, non-sequitur, sequitur, but back to this subject. Do you remember when Robert Smigel did a cartoon on SNL where the whole premise was what did he do? Oh, really? No, but that's hilarious. Look at that. There's a whole thing of no one really knew what he did. He's a producer or whatever, but now we know what he did. He could have done ambiguously gay Diddy.

Oh, Jesus. That's combining them. Okay. I'm texting Smigel right now. Smigel, do it. I'm texting him now. He should have one on the first show. Okay. Gay rappers. Wait, before we even go any further. Yeah, big shout out to Robert Smigel. He's the reason that he got the Stephen A. Smith skit. He came to me with that.

And then that's the reason I started doing that on SNL. That was him. You know what I mean? So shout out to Robert Smigel, man. LeBron James. LeBron James is the best player in the league. But Mario Chalmers needs to be locked inside of a closet without any arms or able to touch any basketball whatsoever. Because he is not just thoroughly terrible. He just makes no sense. He was a dear friend of mine. That's what gets me.

He was a dear, dear friend of mine. You know, they also, they always rag on him and then he goes like this. He goes quiet. I've been listening to what you've been saying. He's resting. He rests his voice. He rests. And then he goes in attack mode. Bam. Hysterical. You have to. Rock at him in his old movie.

The rock had him in his own movie. No, Chris rock had him in like, I think I hate my wife or something. He was, he was the other couple he went to dinner with. And I'm like, that's interesting. You throw a Stephen A in there. I would say this, whoever gets elected Kamala or Kamala or Trump or Kamala, Stephen, Stephen A. Smith is the press secretary. Can you imagine that guy taking questions from the press? I, I now, I know serve you up. Yeah. Farrell.

So, Mr. Smith, what is going on with this administration? I'm not... What's going on with this administration? What do you mean, what's going on with this administration? I mean, listen, we're in a down-to-earth...

We're at the dawn of a new era. This is a totally new era. I couldn't believe that it happened. I'm totally berated, incredulous, insidious, and Leviticus that this is going down so flawlessly. Now we actually have a black woman in office. Now, you know, everybody wanted Michelle. We wanted Michelle. We did. But you know...

She looked at her husband and said, you know, the hair is not worth it. It's not worth going full Gandalf the Grey. So she just stayed away from everything. And she wasn't even into it. But, you know, the next time there's a president, it needs to be a president called Stephen A. Smith. Because I feel like if I get in there, it's going to be a lot of change. I'm talking about change. I'm talking about changing, rearranging, stranging, endangering, and power rangering. You know what I'm asking. You know what I'm saying. You know.

Bill, Bill McLennan from the Associated Press. Sorry. How about this? And Molly, you wore that yesterday. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. You wore something like it. So funny. Oh, I'm mistaken. Molly, that was last night. Molly, you had something different with the dinner last night. Nobody knows about that. Nobody knows. Ha ha ha.

I'm playing. I'm playing. We're all just making up fake scenarios. P. Diddy to Stephen A. Smith to...

I wonder if P. Diddy ever did. I have a lot of favorites. I don't want to turn you into an impressionist. No, we got to give him a rest after this one, then we'll come back. Let's give him a rest. And don't worry, Jay, this will be the last time you ever have to do these impressions for anyone. We will milk you. Because it's too hard when I read these in your prep, and I'm like, God dang it, I don't want to.

But we have to ask him. But also, Gilbert Gottfried's character in Aladdin, is that what you said you did early on? That was my first impression. That was my first impression was Gilbert Gottfried, Iago. What was he? He was the parrot. Parrot or something? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I used that to get attention back when I was six. That's what I used. Six, and it works probably, right? So six years old, you see Aladdin, and then you get a Gilbert Gottfried? You go to the playground. Oh, it's a killer, dude. I remember Gilbert Gottfried doing like a...

I don't really do them, but yeah, go to a party and they just have a block of cheese. And you know, I'm hungry and everyone's around the cheese and his crackers and it's a lot of it's eaten already. And I'm like, well, I thought he was so funny. I live with them for a month. My favorite, for rest in peace, my favorite Gilbert Gottfried joke was, if masturbation was a crime, I'd be on death row. I was like. Ah,

And what about him as an impressionist? Like he'd turn around and come back and I don't know, do Rodney Danger for their car. Oh, he did. Or you do Bela Lugosi or he would just do these impressions and they were kind of good, but they were just very Gilbert. And then I like how he always rubs his face at the end of it. If he doesn't know how it's going to go, he just rubs his face.

He's like trying to rub up the shame. That's a good one. I forgot about that. Yeah, man. He was a wrestling piece. Another SNL alum. We hear him. Oh, did you guys get your invites, right? You guys got the invite. You guys got them already. I got three. I'm your plus one, Jay. No, you did not. I really did get three. I was like, oh, snap. What? Yeah. Oh, they said it three times. What are we talking about? 50th.

Oh, 50th. They sent it three times. Yeah. Mine didn't have a plus one. It was really, I don't know what to say to my, they said, Dana, I want you to barely come. That's you're barely one. That's it. You'll be in the spillover room. The third one. Oh my God. You and Victoria Jackson and John Lovitz will be in

the third. Jesus Christ. You know, we have, we have everybody coming, even Robert Downey Jr. A lot of people don't even know he was on the show for a long time, but for one year, y'all, and I told him it would never, it would never work out. And look at him now. He's Iron Man. It's amazing.

It's amazing. It's Iron Man. And then it's that thing of you get the Academy Award because it's goodwill and they did Iron Man. And it's like a really good, really good. He's forgiven. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's he's, you know, he's done a couple of things over the last years. Yeah. That have impressed the public and general populace. Yeah. But he does a serious movie than Iron Man. Yeah. A serious movie than another Iron Man. Yeah.

Yeah, I looked at him and said, Robert, are you just going to reprise your role of Tony Stark? And he surprised me by winning an Oscar. I didn't think he was going to do it, but he did. You know, yeah, my little baby surprises. My little baby. Now,

And now he's doing Volcano Man. He's getting like 60 million to play the human volcano. That's funny, Volcano Man. A guy just throws up on you. It's all hot. Super hot. Lava just...

Your skin just comes off and it looks like Raiders of the Lost Ark. Yeah, that's funny. Let's do that. Let's do that on SNL. Volcano Man. Oh my God. I've got an app that says Volcano Man's about to blow.

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What about a spillover room at SNL? That's the scary part. Like if you, they go, I'm sorry, you're this way, Mr. Spade. And then you're like in a room and you see like some vague...

famous faces. You're like, wait a second. Where is everybody? And they're like, because we talked to someone on this podcast and they were like, we never saw you. I never saw you at the 40th. And we're like, oh my God, were you in the spillover room? They're like, I guess there was really no one. Oh, the spillover room. Don't invite someone if they're not in the stands. Just say, but the spillover room. Dude, the spillover room is going to be Madison Square Garden because there's so many cast members on the 50th. So many.

Oh my God. Six years of my life and I'm in the spillover room. I just wonder, I really wonder, does everybody get, does everybody get an invite back to it? Because I didn't see everybody at the 40th. So, you know, I was there on the show at the time. So I just,

I'm just wondering. I mean, I don't know. You had a baked-in invite because you were there. Yeah, man. Yeah, baked-in invite to watch. And they sat me and Michael T all the way at the end on the side where the camera couldn't see us. Couldn't get you farther away. Couldn't get us farther away. But, hey, we were in the building. We were in the building. Yeah, we're in the building. That can never take that away. One person away from the spillover room.

And now look at Michael J. now running over, running up. Michael, where are we sitting this time? That's right. They actually have a new area too. I just got a text.

Oh, what is it? They call it, I know this is just cruel, but they, I think it's sort of pithy. It's called the loser tent and it's behind the spillover. Oh my God. Oh, the loser, the loser tent. Dude, I, last year I had to read just to get into the spillover tent.

Well, I hope I hope I hope I don't I hope six season six season five. I hope five seasons plus don't have to go over there. I'm just hoping, you know, I mean, it'll help. But no promises will put you between Paul Rudd and Michael Che. You know, it's the past meets the future meets y'all. And man, I guess the host would usurp the cast. Right. The famous or host get front row.

Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, it's a wax museum. Last time when I looked out there, it was just... Well, I think it's a concert too, so that's going to be more fun.

But who's going to come? Who's going to come? Who are they going to have? I wonder who they're going to have perform because they had Prince. They had Prince perform last time. I would like Prince to go on before 4 a.m. I don't think he'll go on this time. But last time at the 40th, you probably stayed for that. I bounced at 2.30 and they're like, oh, you missed everything. I go, well, I mean, guys, it's 2.30. Let's make some moves here.

When did Prince, when did the greatest of all time, potentially just guitar player, forget everything else, like a certifiable genius, just putting that in there because it makes me feel good. You guys have obviously seen While My Guitar Gently Weeps where Prince comes in. It's like 300 million views. It's just one of those masterful guitar. But what time, I just, this is- When did he go on? This is 10 years ago, folks. But when did Prince go on? Because I think I walked out at 410 and then I got-

Did I miss it? Was it? I walked out and high five. He's coming in. I go, give him hell guy. I got to get out of here. He, he, he came on at four 30 and then after the end of his performance, he made us all breakfast. It was amazing. Oh, he, he had a buffet. He goes, just yell him out guys. Just cooking it up. Just a crate. He just had a, I was so. Ow.

Sorry, I was him cooking breakfast. That's all I got. Let's go, Crepey. I want you to sing it. Go ahead. That's what I was talking about.

Oh, no. Let's go. Oh, no. Oh, no. That ain't one of my main ones. It's one of the microwavable ones that I do. You can do a little snack pack version. A little snack, a little handy snack version of Prince. It works. It works. Kiss is a great song that's also funny. Sometimes great songs are actually funny. But that falsetto rhythm and...

You know, there's a new dude. There's a new guy. His name is Tommy Richmond. He's from the 703s from Virginia. He's got that song. You probably heard it on TikTok videos. You gotta make it.

Yeah, okay. I'm the millennial here. I feel alone and I'm bailing out. Are you saying he's influenced by Prince? I would say, yeah, there's definitely some similarity there. Just with the vocals, they're really high-pitched and really groovy. He's got groovy, high-pitched vocals. I like it. I'm just saying they sound similar. It's clear that

Prince has a lot of sons and maybe in Tommy Richmond is, you know, you know, I've told you, I told you this Dana, but I don't know if it was the 40th, but one time with when I was just back in New York, it might've been that weekend, but, but I went out with Chris rock and he takes me out. And, and of course he picks you up. He does fun stuff. Cause he's like, okay, we're going to go here. And then we go there and it's super fun. Then he goes, okay, we're, we're, we're going home. And he goes,

Oh, he just gets like an alert. Beep, beep. You want to go see Prince right now? I said, oh, okay. So then we drive to some nowhere spot and they let us through all this shit. And then it's a front section and the front section is about 10 people with Michael Jordan in it. I think this is it. Yeah. And he's like, he's kind of grooving. And I'm like, I couldn't not watch Michael Jordan. Who am I going to look at? Prince or Michael Jordan? It's too cool. And so I try to dance and they're all like,

Chris, why is he here? Why did you bring him? And I'm like, no, no, I'm cool. I'm one of the, I'm cool. I'm one of the cool guys. Watch this shit. And then I sort of got into it. And then I, then Prince is, or Chris is like, you should probably go. And I go, yeah, yeah, for sure.

He didn't let you stay for Black Hour? He didn't let you stay for that? That's crazy. I kept saying, he's not doing any ones I know. What happens in Black Hour? I just want to know. I wouldn't know because I'm not up that late. I've never been up that late with Chris Rock. I don't know, but I'm just saying that Black Hour, what it's been rumored to have is a lot of blackness. I'll tell you that. Well,

It's just a lot of blackness. Yeah, man. Chris is on it. I will give it. Listen, I love the fact that I love the fact that Chris always does incorporate and Sandler Sandler's the same way, but they all always incorporate you to Dana. You do it to y'all incorporate y'all's friends, man, into movies. And I felt like even Chris paid it forward to my generation because he put me in top five. He didn't have to do that.

I got that. That was a great movie. Yeah.

Yeah. I had about two minutes on the screen there. That was cool. But, you know, it was fun, man. That was a great experience. And Chris Rock is a man of his word. That's why he is going. He's pretty sane for showbiz. Like, I think one of the things about Chris is got a good head on his shoulders, not a druggie, not a big drinker. He's just always thinking, always grinding, trying to get something going. So,

Puts it in, man. He does the road. He does the road. I mean, it's clubs for a while. Then he does the tour and then he ends with a special, but it's not that fun. It's fucking hard. And he still grinds it out. Maybe Jay would find this funny. Like with this podcast, we were at the comedy store, David and I as guests, and we're going to watch Chris's special live. I saw it. I saw it. Oh yeah. Yeah.

And then we're going to have a discussion. I've never felt whiter in my life. Spade's next to me. I'm hanging out with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar all night, quizzing him about just so much fun, saying, did you have a peer in the NBA? He goes, well, no. Once Will left, no, I didn't really. It was just that kind of fun. Yeah, I'm not even going to lie. When I saw it, I said,

OK, I was like, he got to he got his white friends. I don't know. But it was his idea. I think, Jay, I don't think I would have done that if it wasn't right from him.

And he said it once about two months before. And I said, I don't know if we would be good at that. I said, I don't know. I said, listen, I do anything for you if you want me to do it. But he wanted to make it more of a big event. And then Netflix, they were all like brainstorming what ways to do a live show and keep it fun, more of a thing. And we did. It wasn't bad. It was just, he's the show, you know, just watching him. What's there to say really? And then.

afterwards we were supposed to summarize it. Y'all did great. I mean, I know Chappelle was at home like, why the fuck they didn't call me, son? I was waiting. I was waiting for the call. It never happened. I don't know why. I was available, nigga. I was there, nigga. I could have been there, son. Could have been there. But they didn't pick me. It's all good.

I'll be working on my 17th Netflix special next year. It's called, did, did he do it? Oh, come on. I'm just joking. Nice. You don't think that Chappelle is called in. You're able to make yourself a smoker. Basically. You've got, yeah, I,

I don't know if you are, but you got that. Thank you, Bill Maher. Thank you so much, Bill. It's all the smoke really helped you on that. The ganja. Yeah. By the way, when I did Bill Maher, I'm like,

I cannot start with your weed. I haven't smoked in a long time and I'm not jumping ahead to this vortex. So I just drank Tito's, but it's a good, good scam because it gets you off guard a little bit because when I'm baked, forget it. And if I'm at least drunk, I sound kind of stupid and I go on and on, but it's within the realm of some thought, but forget it. If it's strong weed.

There's a bit of lucidness with some tequila. With weed, you just stop. You're just trying to put together sentences and you can't. I was struggling. I'm just letting you know. The struggle was real for me. Oh, that guy takes charge. Just let you know. The second you catch yourself going, oh, wait, I'm fucking wasted. And you go, I got to pull out of this and try to be normal. It's so hard. It's scary, actually. Yeah. I mean...

everybody's watching you too, but you know, whatever human being, man, we, we, we shops now, like they look like Apple stores. They remember that they, they just look like Apple stores now. It's weird. It's so weird. Now how the world has changed. Thanks. Gen Z. It's so weird. How the world has changed, bro.

Well, we used to have Maui Zowie. This is in the late 70s. Maui Zowie. And you take a hit or pass it around. Now I see, Bill, on the Zoom and other people, modern pot smoking is a giant, like a cigar-sized joint. And really smoking it by yourself, like multiple hits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. And then more hits. I mean, the fact that you got through it. But can I do my one marijuana bit for you? Yeah. Yeah, sure. What?

Spade's heard this one since we're on the topic. Why do people, after they take a hit, continue to talk? So anyway, like my dad, you know, he never really came to any of my games, you know. That's kind of a simple one, but it's fucking funny, actually. It's so simple. I can't believe no one's said so good. You can have it.

Yeah. So we should start an ayahuasca podcast, just throw up and then interview people. Everyone knows ayahuasca. Please. And have it and have a, what is it? Westbrook have, have Will Smith's company, have Will Smith's company. I don't know. I have Will Smith in the building too. I don't know. Does he do it?

Yeah, he's big on ayahuasca, bro. Have you all done it? I've heard about it. I've never tried it before, but I've heard that it opens up portals and butts. That's what I've heard. Yeah. Ron White, I think, was the one who went on and really got into detail. Really? Either got the shits or you throw up, you know? Yeah.

I got the shit. When I went to Puffy's, they offered me that. They said, it'll really open up your portals. I go, sir, I don't know if that's what I want right now. Sir, like a submarine captain? Yeah, because Puffy goes, it's going to open up your portals, private. Here's some baby oil and the portals will be open soon. There we go. And we're back. We're back. We're back. We're back to Puffy. Back to P, did it. So running bit. Yeah. Permission to open your portals, sir. Oh my gosh.

Yeah. Well, ayahuasca is not on my list, but people really like it. But I feel like people are always trying to figure out life and the meaning of life. And I think just one more thing, like maybe this will make things make sense for me. So I get that. Yeah. Fix me, fix how I look at the world or wake me up or I don't know, but it's always a strug.

This is a heavy podcast. This is going to turn very heavy. No, after that, we can switch it. We can talk about the fact that you got people who are marrying themselves and getting divorced. That's wild. Yeah, that's true. How the hell you can't deal with yourself? How the hell you expect me to deal with you if you can't deal with your goddamn self? That don't make no damn sense to me.

Tiffany Haddish. I just don't understand. I knew I heard that voice. She was on the podcast a couple of weeks ago. I knew. Yeah. Did she marry herself? He snuck up. She married herself, right? She married herself. Yeah. She married herself and decided to decided that it was over. It's too much. I couldn't marry me.

I don't know. Hey, in the words of NLE Chopper, which I'm pretty sure you guys don't know who the hell it is.

If I was a bad if I was a bad chick, I would want to off me, too. That's literally a song. If I was a bad bitch, I would want to off me, too. I would want to suck me to nothing freaky that I wouldn't do. Yes. These are the new these are the new these are the kids now. I'm a kid, but I'm calling them kids. I'm a big kid. They're little kids. And they and they're just so salacious and nasty.

I didn't know what a gooch was. I didn't know what a gooch was. I know what it is now. The gooch is your taint. Your taint, that's your gooch. Taint's finally getting some attention. Jesus, it's taking this long. They're going everywhere. And as soon as the rights were realized by America, they switched the name to gooch. So now it's a gooch. Is that right, Ed? A gooch. I did not know that. You know what they're calling the taint now, Ed? What?

It's called a gooch. Isn't that weird? Hey-oh, gooch. Tickle my gooch, Johnny, right during the commercial, yes. Hey, hold on. Hey, hold on, Johnny. Hold on, Johnny. We can talk about this now. Nah, I'll be honest with you. I don't know if I've ever had. I know some bad women that would probably love to lick up on my gooch. Eddie Murphy, I got you. Well, Eddie Murphy.

All right. I'm going to tell you something about a LinkedIn, Danny, which you probably already know, but you know, when you're hiring for a small business, you want to find quality professionals or right for the role. That's why you have to check out LinkedIn jobs. Now, when I was getting a job at Bullocks, which is a clothing store in Arizona, they said I had the best meeting and the worst performance. So it's,

They would have weeded me out here at LinkedIn Jobs because they have the tools to find the right professionals for your team faster and for free.

That's exactly right. I mean, it is very difficult to know who you're hiring and comprehensively to get them vetted by LinkedIn gives you takes, you know, takes away the hassle of finding new people. I mean, LinkedIn isn't just a job board, David. LinkedIn helps you hire professionals you can't find anywhere else. Even those who aren't actively searching for a new job, but might be open to the perfect role. Do you understand? Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, listen, I feel like I get it. In a given month, over 70% of LinkedIn users don't visit the other leading job sites. So if you're not looking at LinkedIn, you're probably looking in the wrong place.

Well said. On LinkedIn, 86% of small businesses get a qualified candidate within 24 hours. Hire professionals like a professional on LinkedIn. 86%. That's a good percentage. Who has the time? Dana, you're a small business. You're out there trying to just run a show and you can't just stop everything and try to interview and make calls and bring people. You just call LinkedIn.

It's easy. Bing, bang, boom, beep, bop, boop. Quicker. Post your job for free at linkedin.com slash candidates. That's linkedin.com slash candidates to post your job for free. Terms and conditions, of course, apply. What's the newest Dash Pass annual plan benefit?

Ah, that's what we're here to talk about. We're going to talk about it. Go ahead and start talking about it, David. I am right now. Watch this. Max is now included with your Dash Pass annual plan. You know what I mean? You can stream Max with ads. That's up to $120 value. Included at no extra cost. Terms apply. See doordash.com slash max for details.

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And I would have a soda or a light beer and get a cheese pizza. Yeah. Okay. So I would watch. I was doing this last night watching The Penguin. And that's on Max. And when I order Dash Pass, Door Dash, I get, yeah, pizza's a favorite. And I get some diet drinks, no names.

And I get basically food that to stuff myself, maybe a burrito also. Yeah. Um, it's a guilty pleasure. It's a guilty pleasure. I mean, you could watch, um, the house of dragon and we're dash past order some sauteed dragon. Um, yeah, that was a joke. Usually when you're in, that is a good time to order in. And so you can pair up stuff with your shows if that's fun. Uh,

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How was Beverly Hills Cop 4? Did you see it yet? No, I saw it. I thought it was... Oh, you asked me is Eddie Murphy allowed to be A's? No, just how was it as you? Oh, okay, yeah. Okay, okay. Nah, I thought it was good. It was fun, man.

you know, it was nostalgic, but it still had a, it had a new flair to it. You know, it was dope seeing, uh, seeing his daughter and it also, her husband was in it. Um, and, uh, oh, my boy, a Fionn Crockett got a little bit of shine in that movie, but I think it was, I think, I think they did a good job, man. I feel like it was good. I never heard anything bad about it. I mean, I've heard it was funny and, uh, shit to do a fourth one is tough. It's a big job, but

You know, it's got a great theme song. Once you hear that, you're triggered in a good way. Yeah. And then you see Eddie Murphy walking down, you know, you're just in. It's like comedies. I mean, everyone on the podcast mentions David's Joe Dirt movie.

Just 90s comedies that are just fun. Can I tell you something? Can I tell you something, David? That is one of my favorite movies when the, when the, it was when the porta potty gets knocked over. Oh my gosh. It's just, I don't know. There was so many good. Let's not give the whole movie away.

That was the best scene. No reason to see it. Spoiler, spoiler. No reason to see the film. It's so, dude, you in a mullet, you in a freaking mullet in the innocence that that character had. You were just rooting for him the whole time, man. I have to say.

I love it.

to this guy getting shit on the whole time and then trying to still get through. And so not to sound heavy, but there is a tinge of that other than it's just a goofy movie. Yeah. But thank you, bud. I like to hear that. Yeah, brother. You know, y'all, y'all, y'all are both legends, man. I grew up watching y'all, which is, it's crazy to be up here right now conversing as we look like we're about to go on a R and B tour with these black shirts. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. Who would be the, who's Michael Jackson? Who would be Michael Jackson if we all went on, we all did an R&B tour? I don't know. It would be, it would be. It'd be you. It's you, yeah. Think it's me? Think I'm the Michael Jackson? Well,

You could move, right? I mean, you could move like Michael a little bit. I mean, I could do a moonwalk. It's more like a moon slide. It ain't really a walk. It's more like a slide or the moon. I can't. Shuffle? No, F that. That's the word I'm looking for. The weed is still hitting me. I think you could sing. Yeah. I think you could sing more than I could. Maybe Danny can sing too. But you all are closer in skin tone.

Yeah, it's true. I'm probably the whitest of all three of us, so I might win this one. I can win the latest, latest Michael Jackson. Bill Maher just texted me and he said the weed I gave Jay was called Five Day. Are you serious?

No, I just made that up. That sounds good. I believed it. I believed it, Dana. You could be a politician. Really? You could be a politician, old boy. Please, people. Jay, I've got some bad news I wasn't going to tell you until the end of the podcast. Okay, lay it on us. My shirt's green. Oh, snap. Wow, I'm colorblind. That's crazy. I didn't want to be a fucking comedy killer, so I just...

played it out but i think we got all the juice out of it yeah it doesn't i mean it does it looks black it looks black i know i listen i go dana usually wears a black shirt so i it's on me to really mix it up and really pop and really try new things but i go here's a green shirt then i got on this morning i go i think it's black is this black or green then i go it's dark

And then who knew you'd wear a black t-shirt? Then everything, they really flipped over the apple cart. I'll tell you that. Michael Che was on this podcast a couple of weeks ago and he goes, I don't know, I saw my black t-shirt. And he goes, yeah, why stand up in a black t-shirt? It's like just a thing, you know? It's like George Carlin or something. He said that's a thing. I don't know.

He says it's a thing, you know? I mean, I gotta get to that. I'm gonna wear blue on the next podcast. I think Shane Gillis always has a black, I think Theo wears a black t-shirt. Uh, so maybe there is something to this.

I do. But yeah, we definitely should go out. It's more lazy than anything. Let's go to Largo and call ourselves the coconuts and just do like, take suggestions from the audience. Hi, hello. We're the coconuts and just take, you know, cop at a McDonald's or whatever. And then we riff. We go, we're going to riff off this. We're going to hand out this list of pre-written suggestions and

just read something off that and we'll do they call it stock prob now you can open for improv improv groups and then the next night they go movie style and the audience someone would yell woody allen then they'd all go yeah sure you it was like that's not improv i like stock prob i could do that you never heard of that stock prob no i love it yeah

Stock prop. So we should talk about your six years on SNL. What's the first word that pops in your head? Yeah, what do you think? Barbara Waltz. I'll be Oprah. First word. The first word that pops in my head when I think about my six seasons on SNL? First couple words. Let's see here. Life changing. Life changing, man. I used to work at Burlington Coat Factory.

Oh, shoot. Oh, you did? Yeah. I love it. It was either do sketches or do layaways. I think I made the right decision. I like layaways. I like that people are always shocked that someone famous did something before. You're like, well, no shit. I'm just trying to do anything to get there. Like you stayed in a Marriott. Someone asked me once. I go, I would die to stay in a Marriott. My whole, I mean, what are you talking about? Like,

They think we live here and like we went to some kind of kiosk by the beach. Excuse me. Could I get a ticket for six years on Saturday Night Live, please? Yeah. Okay. Thank you. I really appreciate it. It was a whirlwind. It was a whirlwind. And, you know, listen, every job has its ups. Every job has its downs. But

But, you know, the ups are ups and that's what you got to really, that's what you really got to focus on, man. You know, and luckily, luckily I'm still out here and I'm getting invitations. I'm getting invitations to the 50th. You know what I'm saying? That's a miracle. There's so many people that I won't be shocked if anyone doesn't get one because just too many. So we're doing good. We all got that email. I framed my email. I framed actually a whole computer. Yeah.

I laminated my computer. That's what I did. I just laminated my computer. Oh, that's a good idea. Just wear that. Just on my neck. Just bling it. Maybe just an iPad size. Check this shit out, guys. You get that shit? Yeah, I agree with you that when you go into SNL, there's definitely people, I bet you every day, someone knows you from SNL. Yep. That is not. Absolutely.

And even if not, even if not on the street, I'll get it. I'll see an email or I'll see a direct message or whatever it is. And I mean, that place is an institution, man. And I was 22 when I got that show. So that was crazy. It was a little baby. How long? Ten years.

I have. It's been eight, actually. It's been eight years. Whoa, wait a minute now. Well, no, eight years, eight years. I've been off for eight years. Yeah. Mm hmm. Every year there's a new ex SNL cast member that is out back into Cape McGinnis used to be on SNL. Like at some point you you join us as Tracy Morgan just calls me alum when I run into him.

He calls you a lump. He call a lump a lump. A lump. I like a lump better. Hey, you know, because your Dana Carvey is nothing but a lump. That's all he is. He's just a lump. Lumpy Carvey. I call him Lumpy Carvey. Say it. Is this the first thing you ever said to me? It doesn't get any easier, Mr. D, in a very low-key fashion when I met him.

Does not get any easier, Mr. D. I think he had a fight with his wife at the time. So you mean getting off of SNL and going into real show business in the real world? That's when he was just on the show. He was kind of, you know, just sort of... Just musing. I just remembered that moment.

I think he's talking about the workload and everything. And Tracy gives advice. He gave me advice. He said, you need to give them all, you need to buy them all White Castle burgers. That's what I used to do. I used to give them Dookie burgers. All the time. Who's he talking about? The cast or crew? The writers, right? Anybody. Y'all think aliens exist?

I like him moving his head. How do you know? You've never seen one. What about dinosaurs? You ain't seen dinosaurs either. He leans back. I told my grandmother about dinosaurs. She said, shut up, boy. You ain't never seen one. I like that. When I do a joke, I go like this. He goes back. That's better. You ain't never seen one.

Yeah, that's true. I haven't seen a dinosaur. I've seen a lizard. We're seeing a lot of act outs from Jay. I like it. I know it's a rip off. This is not video, Jay. He's moving in and out of the frame, taking on these characters. High quality bits. High quality riffing. Are you kidding me? I thought that this was, I've been putting out all this extra energy and this is only audio?

Oh, no. But you know what? Maybe we tape it. We give you a clip. You know what? This guy's a good guy. Give him a clip. I think I think so. Please. Well, fuck. I was even thinking before it started. I go, God, maybe we can clip him, even though I look like fuck pie. But we should clip him because he's everything. We could wait a month. And if you feel like it, you can zoom in on our other podcast. Oh, yeah. I just do lie.

Where we just do whatever we want. We recreate. We do what we're doing now. And then it's on video. God, look at this. We'd love to have you. I saw you do Trump. Give me a little Trump. Do you do Trump? Oh my God. They're eating your cats and your dogs. They're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs. They're eating the pets.

They're literally turning your puppies into hush puppies. That's what they're doing. You know what? You want to know something I noticed? Him and Lorne both do this. They both suck the air through the teeth. You ever seen Lorne looking at his... When he's looking at his phone and you're in the elevator with him, he's looking down. He's like...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He does that. Like Trump does the same thing. It's like they got. Oh, yeah. It's like they ate some hot food. Yeah. Hot food, sucking it through a straw. Yeah. They're trying to cool it off. And Trump's like, yes, yes. I was at a barbecue. I got it. I got invited to the barbecue with many African-Americans. They absolutely love me. They do. Hey, yeah.

Tell you what I brought to this barbecue. Actually, I brought the potato salad. And guess what? There were no raisins whatsoever in the potato salad. What? So ever. I like that part. That's good. You know, he's kind of thinking maybe during that.

He's kind of getting ready for his next thought, what he's going to say. He loves to riff. He doesn't want to stop talking. So he forces himself to do that, fit in that breath. Cause like that's when he can't talk for like a second. By the way, no one's giving him the light at those rallies because he's literally like, what else is going on? I'm like, this is like when I follow guys and they get, they ran the light by 10 minutes and they're like,

What's going on in the front row? I'm like, no, no, nothing. Get off. You're done. Anytime you start giving shout outs, you've run out of material. You know what I'm saying? Give it up for the ladies. We're getting rid. Oh, yeah. We're getting rid of the communists and the fascists and the Marxists.

We're getting rid of the dog catchers and the acrobats, the librarians. They all got to go. We're going to get rid of them. No, that's good. That's dope. The librarians, the library, the books, the books are filled with knowledge. That doesn't make sense. It absolutely doesn't make sense. Have you tried Biden? Yeah. You know, it's...

Holy hell. Hey, my keys were right here. They were right here in front of me. And now I can't find them. Where are the keys? Kamala, have you seen my keys? Okay. They've got to be somewhere. I timed out for 10 seconds, but I'm back. He's freezing. I like when he freezes.

I'm like, that was good. You froze. Yeah. He's buffering. That's what's happening there. We need to check. We need to see what percentage he's on. He's buffering. That's 76%. He's still loading up. We need to check. He needs a fast charger. Stick a fast charger in his ass. Just use Diddy's Baby Oil. It'll work. Trust me. We'll see. Oh my God. Diddy's Baby Oil made another appearance? Yeah.

We got a theme, man. We got a theme for this podcast. Fallback. He does. I like when Joe just stares off and it's like you're watching a Zoom and he froze. You're like, is it me? It looks like he's not moving. What's going on? And then he goes, yeah. And you go, oh, you're out of it? Yeah. You go.

You froze like that? Okay. It looks like. Guess what? And by the way, the fact of the matter is, he's getting real. I'm not kidding around. Come on, I can do it better than you can. I'm doing everything as a big boy guy. I guess I wrote the bill. I wrote.

You know, the whisper and then he screams. Yeah. That's a good look. He definitely whispers and screams. But when he's... This face that he's given, he's thinking about... It's like he's thinking about all the racist things that have happened over the last 400 years. That's what he's doing. And he's trying to be cool with it. I can't believe that happened. I'm sorry. I didn't mean for that to happen. But by the way...

If you don't vote for Joe, you ain't black. That was racist. Damn it, Joe. You got to watch your tongue. But it's cool. Yeah. You're on the breakfast club with Charlemagne. How you doing, Charlemagne? I love Charlemagne. I like Charlatan. Charlatan to God. Charlatan to God. Vote for me. All right. Bring that fucking corn pop in here. That's what we got to do. He feels bad for beating Corn Pop's ass. Say what?

He feels bad because he beat up Corn Pop when he was a kid. Remember, he goes, Corn Pop came to me in the school. I fucking knocked his ass out. He knocked me over with a chain. He talked about a guy he used to beat up. And it's like, no one can find him, sir. This story sounds a little fictitious. Took him out behind a woodshed. Beat the hell out of him. Well, the holiday season is almost here. Are you ready to celebrate? There's still time to create space for overnight guests with all the comforts of home, even the surprise ones.

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Can I do my one Obama bit for Jay? Yeah, sure. Okay, this is Obama touring around and using nursery rhymes to educate fourth graders. All right, let's start. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jill looked at Jack, and Jack looked at Jill. And Jill looked at Jack, and Jill said, I'd like to be a Jack, too.

So Jack and Jack came down the hill. Teachable moment. Yeah, nursery rhymes. You can run with it. Nursery rhymes. And the thought, how progressive that joke was. I love the contemporary sense of the joke.

I was jail and Jill jacket. Jack came down. Cause Jill champ. That, that was that. That's, that's brilliant, man. That, that, that was brilliant. The Obama just told me that I was just being too uptight on the show and I needed to relax. I said, well, I ain't got nothing to do with me. I, if it was my choice, I, I had this character called shock Obama way before. That was the first, I was like the first idea I had brought to SNL was chocolate bomb. And, um,

Oh, yeah. Well, everybody's stressing me the hell out because it's really just Obama's subconscious. It is literally everything I want to say. Don't think it's not going to get thick up in here if you keep talking to me like that, because what I will do, these paws are deadly. That's right. One, two, baby. And if one goes out, the other one's going to knock your punk ass out. And that's what's going to happen because I'm tired of you talking trash. I'm sick and hearing it.

And I've been reserved for too long. Now I'm busted out. Break out. And if I break out, I'm going to kick your ass. And there's nothing else you can do about it. Because I'm from Chicago, baby. And I know how to box. And if not, I know Mike Tyson. He'll come out and knock your ass out too. Because I can pay people to get the job done. Like, yeah, there you go. That would have been...

That could, you know, we did Reagan mastermind in the eighties with Phil Hartman, where he was a doddering old man and then the guests would leave and then he was brilliant. So that would have been great that Obama's very contained and, you know, polite and gentle. We'll see y'all later. And then behind the scenes, it was like, you know, that's great. You got any one more? I know you got, we got you a little longer, but, um, request one with Jay Farrell podcast goes by fast. He's fucking funny. Um,

Denzel Washington. I don't know any way you want to try. Okay. Can I first of all say that there's certain impressions people do and your Denzel is in the magic category. Like it,

It's not an easy one. Well, anyway, just do it. But it's in the magic. Yeah, to find it. Frank Caliendo doing... Madden. Madden. Yeah. Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman, he wound down on that. There's certain ones, Kevin Pollak doing William Shatner. But you're Denzel, and you have so many impressions. But anyway, here we are with the great...

The great, one of the greatest actors of all time, Mr. Denzel Washington. How are you, sir? The face is good too. Well, you know, I feel, you know, I feel amazing this morning because, you know, life is good. I woke up.

I don't have any video footage. I have to take that take that mansion. I got to bring that back. Why do I have to bring him back? Because we keep on talking about it. You know why? Because because it's fresh material. Right. I feel good. But I tell you this. If I don't win an Oscar for doing Gladiator 2, I'm walking out with some I'm leaving with some. That's right. And it might be somebody's mom or wife. That's right. Huh?

OK, Paul Letta gave me a hall pass. OK. And if I get that hall pass, I'm going to smack your mama's ass. That's right. Yeah. All right. OK. My G, my G. That's what it is. Yeah, that's what it is. Right. I met I met Denzel when he saw me. He was just like, oh, yeah, you owe me a lot of money, Negro. You know that, right? You owe me a lot of money.

Oh, that's right. I'm keeping you hot. I'm keeping you out and you're a lot taller than I thought you were to tell you your toll Pharaoh and you got an arm on you, right? Yeah. You've been working out. I love Denzel. You got to see him. How cool. I never see that guy. It was at the, uh, AFI, uh, AFI lifetime achievement award. He was there, you know, he was being honored and, um, that was, that, that was great. And I asked, I asked him if I could take a picture with him.

I was like, yo, can I take a picture with you? And I kept... The first time I asked, he had turned around because Chris Tucker... This is a real story. I'm not making this up. Chris Tucker... Come here, man. Take a picture with my son, man. Come on. I'm looking like, God damn. I was...

I was like, come on, Chris. I went up to him after. I said, man, I was trying to take. He said, man, go over there and talk to him, man. He'll take a picture with you, man. He cool, lady. He real cool, man. He blood type peanut butter, man. He real smooth, man. He smooth. So I walked up to him and I said, Denzel, I said, can I take a picture with you? He was like, yeah, you can take a picture if you can. If you can, you know, if you can bend down, you know, I'll take a picture with you because he was sitting. And I said, for you, Denzel.

I said, hey, I'm not going to bend over for nobody, but I will bend down for you, Denzel. So you see me in the picture squatted down like this. And Denzel's just got the face. And he ain't even smiling. He looked like he was just like, I wish I could see this.

I know, that's a good one. He just had the lips, so yeah, man. Yeah, yeah, I know that look. He's great. Denzel's one of those ones, man. Yeah, yeah. He doesn't chase it. He's kind of mysterious still. He's an actual real movie star. I love he's in Gladiator. That really ups Gladiator, I'm telling you. You have to see the movie anyway because the first one was brilliant. And, of course, with Denzel, he's going to be amazing because he doesn't know how to do anything else. Does he ever host or does he never host?

Nah, he's never hosted. Will Smith has never hosted. Weird. Weird. Will hasn't. Yeah. Maybe he, a straight comedy guy. Maybe he must've been invited at some point. I mean, absolutely. You know, cause he's Will Smith. Well, Will has always got the invite. Yeah. Yeah. He can, you know, he comes at his own, you know, whatever. Yeah. He's just a free spirit. Yeah.

And whenever he wants to show up, you know, we'll have a hot seat waiting for him, you know, with a hot hour and 30 of material. We're ready. Yeah. We're ready. Yeah. We're ready. 15 sketches made to order. You find that we're very we're very we're nice to our hosts. You know, we take care of you.

I haven't finished talking, so just wait a moment. Would you like some popcorn? How long did you wait to meet Lauren, Jay? Do you remember? How long did it take me? When you're outside the office and they go, Lauren wants to see you right now. That means two hours. It was about, yeah, exactly. Yeah, it was a while. It had to be at least two.

It was two to three hours for me. I remember that. I didn't care. I was sweating under my pits and all types of stuff. I didn't care, man. I was freaking Lorne Michaels. I walk in and I meet him and we're talking and I'm trying not to come off like Donald Glover because I heard about the stories with him and

And, um, and then three, three weeks later, you know, I got the job, man. First, that's crazy. 22 at what was Eddie was 19. Was anyone else younger than 22 to get Davidson? Pete Davidson was 20. And I think Robert Danny Jr. Might've been 20 years old as well. Yeah. I was 47 when I got the phone. Yeah. You're a hundred. I'm a hundred right now. So, uh,

I'm 94, but I have Eastwood's dermatologist. So, you know, Eastwood's. Well, Jay, thank you, brother. And I appreciate you sitting with us. You're always funny. You're always out there. You're doing dates and stand-ups, stuff like that. You do dates. And then what's the show you're on right now that I see the promotions for? I got Quizwell, my game show. I'm on Fox with you, David. I'm on Fox with you, man.

Oh, yeah. What is it called? Balls Out or something? Yeah, I wish it was. It's called The Quiz with Balls. That's what it's called. Oh, The Quiz with Balls. It just... I knew it went... It shocks me when I'm in restaurants and people come up to me, they're like, look at the balls. And I'm just like, oh, snap. Oh, that's right.

People get the shit knocked out of them. That's the fun part. That's the, that is so, it's so much fun and it's such a good melding of genres. You got, you got, well, two shows together. You got Family Feud crossed with Wipeout.

I mean, you learn stuff and you have fun. And, you know, I had been talking to Fox for years trying to figure out something. But when that idea came, I said, this makes sense. Because I look at Steve Harvey and all his shows that he got. And I've been saying to myself, like, hey, boy, hey, boy, you got to get yourself some of this game show money, boy. You don't even understand. Because there's a lot of people out here that can't host. But you got to be the person. Right.

It's going to host it like it's supposed to be hosted, boy, because that's what you be, boy. If you get a beer in this Ellen circle, boy, you're going to be rich for the rest of your life, boy. That's what's going to happen to you. Steve Harvey made an appearance. That's cool. I like watching people fall on the show. Yeah.

No, that's just the mashup sounds brilliant. Family Feud meets Wipeout. And I also got my special that just dropped that's getting received ubiquitously well, man. Yo, I'm so happy that people are taking to it.

I put it on my, I put it on my, uh, on my YouTube. It's up on YouTube. You can check it out. It's called Jarrett, which is my actual name. I, I really will. Um, I really will encourage people to comment. You know what I mean? I'll comment back. I'll engage with you, man, because, um, I really just gave it to the fans because I haven't put one out, uh, in like nine years. I haven't shot one in 10 years. So, and I got another one after this, that's coming out. There's virtual reality. That's already shot. And I'm like,

And I'm already kind of I'm almost ready for the next one to shoot as far as another another special of mine. So I'm just moving, bro. I feel like I feel like I had to get on the road, you know, because when you're SNL, you're an SNL all the time. You don't get the reps in like you're supposed like you can with stand up comedy because you got to be on the show. So, you know, I had time. You feel me? I had time.

And what came out, it was a beautiful result, bro. So I just, yeah, people just watch it, man. Just, just give it a look. Cause it's really, it's really a special. That's what Chris Rock told me. YouTube is a great place to put a special. Cause that's where everything ends up. Anyway, I'm on YouTube constantly. Everybody's house. Yeah, absolutely. What Chris Rock said to me, Chris Rock said to me,

You gotta make a special, man. You make a special, right? You gotta make a special, okay? Because if you don't... I didn't do anything good till I was 30, man. Motherfuckers are making normals. You gotta make a special. You know what I mean? I think it is.

I think it's special, man. Good job. Jared on YouTube. J-A-R-R-O-D? J-A-R-E-D. No, that's Jarod. Jarod. J-A-R-E-D on YouTube. Yes, sir. All right. You got it all cooking, man. Really nice hanging out with you. Yes, sir. We'll see you around campus. Yeah. I'm here.

I'll be in the spillover room. We'll sit together and just shit on the whole show. What if we're all three in the fucking spillover room? Oh, it's going to be fucking horrible. That'd be great. We'll have each other. We'll do bits back and forth until Prince's hologram is on the stage because he's no longer available. We'll do that. His hologram's in the spillover room. All right. Bye, bud. Okay. Take care, Jay. Appreciate it, man.

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