We Ran Away
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Welcome back to Emergency Intercom. Episode 20! Let's celebrate, let's celebrate! To celebrate, we got a studio!

We're on the run. Yeah, we haven't been paying our bills, as most of you know. So we just ran. We ran away. And I'm not going back. And we found a nice little shack to do a podcast in. It's great because it's out of our house now because we set up a tent right outside because we don't want to sleep in this environment because there's definitely asbestos in the air. Yeah, and also there's literally shit on the wall next to Drew. Yeah, there's human excrement everywhere.

Excrement everywhere. It's dangerous to be in here, but you know we do it for you. Yeah, we do what we do for you And we deserve praise for it. Yeah, so I also just realized I have to spit out my gum because I'm gonna be like The fucked up part is being in here. I'm like I'm tempted to just throw shit around. I know it's gum though I spit it out the window like in LA. Yeah, all right um so

It's also like there is something to be said about the fact that it is literally colder in here than it is in our house. Yeah, it's ridiculous. It feels actually nice in here and we are in the middle of the fucking desert. Um,

Which I will say once that once that Sun is on you. It's just it's fucking disgusting really bad But like I'm wearing a jacket inside and I feel like pretty good as I said that I had a heat flash and My body like immediately started sweating and I'm panicking now. It feels way better But also with the wind blowing in here like I'm genuinely paranoid that in like three years We're gonna find out we have like some lung disease and it's from like sitting in and we'll sue and

Emergency intercom if we get lung cancer. We could sue our the our own company. Yeah, can you do that? I think you can but like why I would do it for the gag of it for the charades of it like just to like be going back and forth in testimony like against myself we wanted to Bring a little bit of the fall vibe with us So I hope you are enjoying that because we want that was a lot of work Yeah, we wanted to keep it in theme. We're supposed to we were planning on wearing those sweaters every episode and

But genuinely, that thing is so warm. If we wore that, we would be miserable. Also, it is so deathly silent. I know. It feels weird. It probably sounds, the podcast sounds better in here than it does in our house. Like legitimately. Does it, Kai? Yeah, it does sound better.

Dude, because it is, there's no one around. There's genuinely no one but us and our friends around. Like when I tell you there's literally no one around, there's no one around. We are in the middle of fucking nowhere. Cut to that shot of where we are right now.

Um, but yeah, I don't know. Just how's life been? How have you been? How have I been? Yeah. Babes, you know how I've been. I'm suffering in silence. Always. Always. You don't always suffer in silence. This is the first time I've seen you suffer in silence and it is a breath of fresh air. It's pretty nice to like...

Not hear it every day. It's pretty good. I used to suffer in silence when you first met me. I oh I was suffering in silence You would have never guessed that was girl you you were suffering in silence But you did not do a good a good job at hiding your suffering. Oh

no i i was i was very expressive that i was like depressed and sad but no one knew no one knew you just said i was very expressive no one knew the details of like anything i used to be really good at hiding everything i went through i was like bitch i don't fucking know you i've literally i was you know when people make jokes where it's like you've known me for like five years i'm your best friend and i'm like and they're like i don't fucking know you that's genuinely how i was with y'all like i was like

Just because I've known you for four years doesn't mean you need to know my business. I'm stroking out from how silent it is. It's scary. I can hear myself to a new level of self-realization when I'm here and it makes me really uncomfortable. No, yeah. You're definitely really alone with your thoughts when you're alone. So I think that's why we all migrate to the same room when we're in the house that we're staying in. Oh, yeah. Because if you're alone, you're alone. And it's really scary. Honestly, yeah.

Yeah, I don't know what I'm saying. It's kind of nice. Like, I've found that I do like running away out of L.A. Like, being here, we came here in the summer. We haven't told them where we're at. We're in Joshua Tree. Oh, yeah. We're in the middle of Joshua Tree. But, like, not like Palm Springs. Like, my friends, there's a million people. We're, like, at our...

Can we say that? We're at Kai's sister's Airbnb. Yeah. And this is it. This is the Airbnb. This is the Airbnb. It's really nice. She like shaped up the place. She like did. She tailored it out for us. It looks great. She like built out this room specifically so we could have a studio space. Yeah. It's really incredible. But no, for real, we are staying in Kai's sister's Airbnb and it's like very isolated. Like where it is, it's not like in the hustle and bustle of Joshua Tree.

- And it's nice, it's way nicer than last time only because of how hot it was last time. - I will say this is so overstimulating for me 'cause I am not able to focus on talking in a podcast 'cause I keep just looking and seeing something that I've never seen before 'cause it's so foreign and it's beautiful out here, I love it.

In the car ride over here, I was like, there's like this like creative like energy and you shut me down immediately. - Okay, I didn't shut you down. I literally-- - You were like, I don't feel that. - I didn't say up, I was like, I can't say the same, which is not me shutting it down. That would be the second time I say my opinion that like alters with yours and there's like the tension of like because I don't agree with you.

okay it's okay if we don't agree i think that's why we get along is because we have different ideas on a lot of things and some things we have opposite ideas on and for me like i don't know places like big sir like make me feel like good and like really like i don't know like i guess nothing really makes me there's no place that necessarily makes me more creative i would say like in a city i feel more creative because i like a lot of my

Specifically comedy creativity comes from literally being a pessimistic piece of shit and judging other people So I have this theory that the reason why I feel more creatively charged out here is because there's not as many people So there's not as much processing power being used from the simulation. So like when the simulation isn't active and

I mean, when the simulation, when you're in a city, I feel sucked dry because like there's a bunch of people awake. Like they're all constantly awake. I did. I literally love the way you looked at me. I was like, I need to shut up now. No, I was literally like drifting off because I was thinking about that. And I was like, I literally feel like, I guess I kind of feel that because I would say my most creative time. Also, I was joking. Oh, I thought you were being serious. No, I was joking. Jesus. Yeah.

Like I, yeah. I also have a theory that when you're on an airplane, there's like 300 people packed into this tight place and the simulation doesn't have enough processing power. So it just knocks you out because when I'm on an airplane, I fall asleep immediately. I like, I don't even try to fall asleep and I just like wake up halfway through and I'm like, wait, what the fuck? Why was I asleep during the takeoff? And I feel like, uh,

something flip switches or they pump gas into the plane or something. I don't know. Cause I sleep like a fucking baby. They never have enough snacks or drinks. So they make sure they like put like, um, melatonin, like a supplement into the free water they give you. And then they're just like, go to fucking sleep, bitch. And that's why I don't drink.

airplane water because they put fluoride in it i don't drink airplane water because i don't want to fucking drink out of that okay airplane cups are the flimsiest cups in the world they updated them i i had the same theory because you would like touch it and it would crumble into a million pieces

I tested that out because I was like wait these feel different and now they like fold like you can like fold them and crush them but they're still that fucking like one use plastic but yeah they're like the like thinnest plastic ever I feel like if I put a hot beverage in it it would immediately melt it and spill all over my fucking legs um

I always buy a bottle of water at the airport. I've never like taken the water they give me, but that's because on a plane you get so fucking dehydrated and I'm already a very like dry person because of my like eczema. Like being out here, my lips and my skin suffer.

Like it is actually fucked up. I put on so much chapstick this morning and immediately I feel like I have to put more on, but I refuse to touch my chapstick because if I touch my chapstick and touch my lips, I'll probably die from whatever. I was surprised you let Kai use your chapsticks this morning. I was like, damn, she's like really letting loose. Like Kai put his finger in there. I didn't even think about it. And I know Kai hadn't washed his hands. I know damn well he hadn't washed his hands for like hours.

But now you have to throw that whole bottle away. - Sometimes it slips. If you catch me when I'm doing something else, it doesn't even cross my mind. You know what it is? When I'm in a house, I feel cleaner. So I'm like, "No, go ahead." I feel like in the house, I'll let anybody use my chopsticks and stuff. But once we are outside in public, do not find

fucking asked to use my chapstick in public because i have the ones you have to touch yeah i was about to clarify that she has like the pots that you dig your fucking grubby little fingernails into because i need a lot i don't like that squirt shit because like the tubes also they don't take they don't make the blizztex i like in tubes which is annoying because i would prefer that for my public use chapstick yeah i don't like to have to like wash my hands before applying chapstick

- It's a whole thing. Like I use Blizztex, I don't believe in Carmex, I don't believe in like the Chapstick brand. That shit is not, that's not real. That's not real moisture in there. - Carmex is literally like it dries your lips out on purpose. - Yeah. - Carmex is like evil and they dry your lips out on purpose and then you get addicted to it and you keep applying it and applying it and applying it.

And yeah, like they do that to keep you buying it. And same with water. Water dehydrates you. No, Dasani dehydrates you. Because I had a sip of Josiah's water and it literally, I felt like that picture of SpongeBob when he was like...

Like I need water. Like my tongue like swelled up. Like it was fucked up. If you like Dasani water over any other water, like I actually need you to tune out of the podcast immediately and just stop watching because you are a danger to society. You're a dangerous person and you need to be locked away for a very long time. You're lying. You're getting your hydration from like sitting in a bath or something. Like you're not getting your hydration from that fucking water. I've never once drank.

Dasani or chosen to drink Dasani and been like oh that was exactly what I needed like you down a whole bottle that was so refreshing like you down a bottle and your piss is like golden yellow yeah and also they literally filter it with bat shit like I know they filter it with bat shit yeah why did we get into a conversation last night about you don't like bats or was that Elsie who said she didn't like bats I like bats but I don't like

being close to them like wild bats because them bitches swoop down and fucking bite you and give you rabies I know that's like I don't believe in that I know it's not true but it is partially true say

who said he doesn't believe bears are fucking dangerous. Yeah, because... You just sound like flying animals. No, I... They're too erratic. They're dangerous. They're scary as fuck. They're in the same class as birds. But the reason why I'm so traumatized by bats is because when I go camping in Utah, we're up in the fucking mountains where the bats reside and they're just spooky up there. Or even in the desert, they follow me. The bats fucking follow me wherever I go. The killer. The killer is in the walls. You think you're a

you're being gang stalked by bats. No, literally, tell me why when we walked in here, like the house like shook a little bit and I was like looking under the floor and in the attic, I was like, there's someone in here. There's someone in here. It's shaking because it's not supposed to have any humans in it and we're literally like, it's going to fucking fold over us. That would be hilarious. Like viral. No, I would be so mad. Like this is,

is so fucked up i am vain like i know this i like i am very vain i'm stuck in my vanity i want to be pretty like that's like one of my main goals in life is to look good no matter what i'm doing pretty is a curse because you're hated by the ugly people and you're hated by men you get slut shamed yas my feminist king i'm down for the pretty girls you're more than just a pretty girl to me what am i you're a funny girl

You're a funny looking girl. You have a good personality. I'm very...

I'm very vain because if this house fell on me, the first thing that comes to mind isn't my health. I'm like, I know my face will get fucked up. Like I know like I would get like my nose would like break from something or like. You do have a big phobia of your nose. Yeah. It's like, you know what it is? When I was really young, I watched Dante's nose break and it looked like the worst thing I've ever seen happen. I think we just need to break your nose someday. Bitch, I'll smack the fuck out of you. No, that's like your biggest thing is like.

I, that was like the hypothetical in the beginning that like tested our friendship was I was like, what if I just like broke your nose on accident? Like, what would you do? And you'd be like, I'd drop you immediately. Like I'd freak the fuck out. Like I'd never speak to you again. I don't even feel like I like have the prettiest like nose or side profile. Like I think from like,

but this is what do you have like the cutest nose i've literally ever seen in my life but you know what it is it's like it's because of the internet it's very easy to look at other people's noses and just other people's face it's like post internet experience of like seeing everybody and like seeing this like hierarchy of beauty and being like oh like i fit into some categories of this but like little tiny things for me i don't relate to that i don't relate to that just because like i'm in

I am the beauty standard. No, and I know that's hard. But that's the thing is like it's hard on my side and it's way harder on you. That's what I was saying. Like being pretty is hard because all the ugly people hate you. Yeah. And like I could – why did you look at the camera? Yeah.

Are you saying like people who watch... No, people who watch this are pretty. No, if you watch Emergency Intercom, like you're a beautiful person. No, literally... You're a deranged individual, but you're a beautiful... Yeah, you are a threat to society, but from the outside, no one would know. Um...

um i just keep looking at the walls and there's literally human shit on the walls we're just in human shit yeah i know that's why we'll get clips for y'all yeah that's why when i walked in here i was like um i am going to suffer in like the next nine years when i find out that like i inhaled human feces and like it like internalized in my stomach and grew a new bacteria and i'm gonna like die from it covid three e coli three

when are they gonna drop e coli too oh i guess that would be i was like why are you saying covid three but it's because we have delta delta delta slay i forgot what i was fucking saying bitch oh yeah i just have a fear of breaking my nose because like i do like my nose and i don't think like i would like it if it was broken because i would be like i look different i think that's the main thing is i feel like

any like not to say people i think scars are sexy no but i'm thinking of like if i feel like changing your nose like your nose is a centerfold of your face and i feel like when you change that it changes the whole like look of your face yeah i think that's what it is is like i do like my face and i feel like if i broke my nose and like had to get it fixed it would look different and i would really notice that and it would freak me out because i'd be like oh my god like i have a different dude that has to be like

The worst feeling in the world is like getting botched plastic surgery like you go in you'll be like I'm gonna come out looking sexy and then you come out and like you're literally a fucking monster and then you get more plastic surgery to fix it. You're a monster!

I don't mean, I didn't mean that. But like literally that's got to be terrifying because like you can't go back. Like I wish I had my old nose. I feel like this is going to sound so good. But that's not a worry for me. Like I got to keep reiterating. That's not a worry for me. I also want to like reiterate. I don't want it to seem like I think like a certain kind of nose is pretty. I think my main thing is like your nose changes your face so much. And I personally, this is a very corny take, but I think.

um, the nose jobs are overrated. I think like, I think the idea of getting your nose job, like is that where you, is that like a hand job with your nose? Yeah. Yeah. How does that work? Um, so Doja Cat has explained it before you basically, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna do that. Um, but yeah, it's going to sound corny, but I think everyone like usually looks like

Your face looks like that because that's how you look and that's what's pretty about you. I feel like it's so corny to be like, your nose is beautiful. But I hate how online has made everyone feel like they have to change something about their face. They literally all look the fucking same. They all look the fucking same. It's terrifying. When you...

Yeah, which again, also, I don't want to enter the discourse of people being like, don't do it. Do what makes you happy, but don't feel the pressure from online because it's like, I have fallen. When I moved to LA, I was like, I'm going to get lip fillers. I was like, that's fully a thing. People are like, I don't think it's...

Like everyone who moves to LA is like, I'm going to do this, this and that. But it is very tempting. It's like a, it's a world of people who like posted on my story. Yeah. Like it's like very tempting not to like, not to again, this is, this is, you don't have to, you don't have to keep clarifying yourself. I think people know where you stand. Like you're beautiful. If you want to alter your body, go fucking ahead. Like who, who am I to fucking judge? Don't be 16 and feel the pressure too, because you're literally 16. You haven't even grown into yourself. Yeah. But the nose is the window to the soul.

Did you make that up or did you see that somewhere? I made that up. And that's definitely something someone said. No, the eyes are the window to the soul is what people say. I think your personality is the window to your soul because how, how are your, I think your body. Um, I think when I explored your body, I opened the door to your hole. Yeah. Um,

Fuck yeah. I don't know. Just I didn't really get to go into like why I'm afraid of bats. Should I just dive into that or no? But you saw that episode of The Office where Meredith gets bit by a bat. I don't remember that episode at all. Actually, the reason why I'm scared of bats is because when I was like,

12 years old, maybe on YouTube. I just like went down like, like I was a fucking freakazoid when I was like 12. Like I was like, you are now don't, don't, don't like put an age to it. You still are. Yeah. I was about to say like, I used to look up like medical stories. Like my favorite show on TV was like the ER show on the,

whatever the discovery channel like i i tuned into that once a week every or every time it was oh wait you said that is it when like people were like attacked by animals and then it would like show the 3d render of their body yeah it was like animal attacks or like people who ate like 36 crayons or like drank a jar of chalk water like yeah like just like presenting to the er with like unknown symptoms and like the doctors figured out

Well, one of those episodes I found on YouTube and I watched it literally 800 times. Sorry, I have to point this out, but that literally looks like an owl. Like the silhouette of that looks like an owl. But one of the episodes was...

This kid who got bit by a bat with rabies and you watched him like go from just like Being a normal kid and then the very next day literally being hydrophobic like being homophobic Sorry, no being hydrophobic. What's wrong with that being? Hydrophobic no homophobic. What's wrong with that? Like why would that be like do you know what that means? Yeah, it's when you like you're like You're like into gay people and stuff

It means the opposite. No, it means the opposite of that. Clip that, clip that. No, but genuinely, you would watch this kid like,

And then he like got like rigor mortis and like got all stiff and like he was like thrashing around and he just became like literally a zombie and I thought rabies I mean like technically rabies is like a zombie virus because you become like actually afraid of fucking water see I just like am going off on this. Yeah literally I'm like reigniting this fear of bats but like

Bats are cute like I seen pictures of bats like eating bananas and shit and those are the cutest fucking things I've ever seen in my entire fucking life But like when they're wild and you don't know if they have rabies or not and they swoop down I feel like rabies is like quicksand like you were told like every animal had rabies as a kid and like Don't touch that fucking armadillo. It has rabies. Yeah, and like you're not running into it like that. So I think well I have Been in a lot of quicksand so that like nips that in the bud and

So I'm just saying like rabies is around and out there and don't be not afraid of it. You're fear mongering with rabies right now. Well, when I was... Kai's not laughing a lot. I feel like he's not into us. No, he's not into us. Well, you know, there's been the tension since yesterday. Yeah. He's just like... There was two cars on the way to Joshua Tree and I could just...

I could just feel this tension. They didn't fuck with us. It wasn't like there was nothing said. I could just feel them talking shit about me. So I gave them a call and I was like, there's tension between us. And Kai literally cussed me out, called me a bunch of mean things that I don't even feel comfortable repeating, and then hung up the phone.

No, and even worse is like they didn't say bye to us when we all left. I know. Joshua Tree. They didn't say bye, be safe, love you, see you there, I hope. Drive safe. I'm praying for you. There's just like this weird, awkward tension that I can't really put a finger on. No, and then in Vons, he disappeared. Yeah. Oh, don't get me started. The great disappearing act of Kai. Don't get me started. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You guys are only hearing one side of the story. We can't hear you. You won't be heard here. Kai put a bunch of food into the cart. And I got a pack of Red Bulls, some Pepsi...

um your usual nothingness yeah what else did i get i literally oh i got a bag of cheetos so i got and that was gonna hold me over for the next three days that was gonna hold me over for the next three days i was gonna eat that and that only and then i was gonna get in the car and drive to mcdonald's at night and eat dinner at mcdonald's um but kai got a bunch of food some some white claws for the squad to share whatever and inya was like oh i'm gonna pay for this half uh take the cart pay for this and i was like

I didn't get any of this. But also, I didn't mean, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you didn't mean for me to pay for it. She was like, take the car. And Kai magically somehow disappeared right when it was time to pay. And I ended up paying for all of that bullshit. Mind you, I have been eating it. I have been eating it and Kai did pay me back for it. And I just want to set the record straight that Kai is a good person and

And no, but he's evil because he did disappear. He disappeared. And there this is unfair because you're not being heard here. I can't like this is not a space. I brought it back. Yeah, I brought it back. I brought it back. And Kai is a good person. And he paid me back. And we split it. We split it.

down and then y'all split each other open last night because we did share a bed we did share a bed it was nice it was warm and that's all that's all that needs to be said that's all that needs to be said to the public oh wait so my bat story when i was literally like six or seven and i was in honduras once um so in honduras there's not like i don't know if they like redid the fucking pipes or whatever but there there's not i'm working on your pipes my throwback

Do not put that mic on the floor and then put it next to your face. I gotta stand up. Why? Are you like losing circulation? No, I just feel like it- if I'm like back here, it adds like a little something.

I will. Then I'm going to stand up because I want my outfit to be shown. Kai's so annoyed. He's like, can y'all like stay on topic? I saw a TikTok. Someone tagged me in a TikTok where it was like, I can't stand like podcasters who are just like useless banter. Can't stay on topic. Bitch, fuck you. Pay for my Adderall. Not fuck you to the person who made that, but like to the person who tagged me in it, even though it was a follow of ours. I just want to fight all of y'all. I know. It'd be fun to just like wrestle and tussle. Ooh, we should do. The YouTubers did the fight.

yes i was about to say we should fight our fans we should fight our followers and the viewers if you want to get in the ring with me i know i'm scared i'm scared of them like one of them like there's enough of y'all that a handful of you could beat the y'all are fighters and also so embarrassed you have to be a fighter to be listening to like us like yeah you're full of rage you're not a happy person like you are not a happy person you break that you bust that shit open when it like

You what? You bust it open. No, you're like me, I feel like. When you're super fucking angry, you just can't control it. It comes out... I've never really been in a fighting situation, but if I am, I genuinely don't know if I could stop myself from killing that person. Oh my god. With my bare hands. Anyways... With my bare hands. You're like, no, because if I got into a fucking fighting situation, like...

Okay, so my bat story. When I was in Honduras, we didn't have, like, my grandma doesn't have, like, hot water. Like, we don't have a heater. Like, don't, you're, come on, put the other leg down there. You would sink. That's enough of that. Keep going with the bat story. There's holes in the ground. I was going to be halfway on the ground and...

Anyway, no we have to sit down because we're like having too much fun standing and like exploring with the shit stained walls Um, let me get closer to you, babe. What are we gonna do when we get close so? Bitch someone redrew that picture of us sharing a fry I mean it was something someone commented not y'all straight-baiting

And I am straight as fuck. Yeah, same. I only like guys. Girls are nasty and they stink. And I hate boobs. Boobs are disgusting. They're so nasty. Like I hate bulges. You shouldn't have that. Don't. Why are you having your cleavage out in my face? It's making me so mad.

Why are you sexualizing cleavage? I'm not. I'm saying I'm very fucking straight. And when I see cleavage, I'm just like, have some respect. Put those things away and not in my face. I agree. And get them away from me. I agree with that.

I'm sure a lot of y'all have noticed we don't have many ads anymore and you're probably thinking, wow, oh my god, I feel so bad for them. They deserve ads. But we're doing our job. You're not doing your job. You need to fucking subscribe and engage with me or I will never do my job again. I can't believe I miss reading ads. I miss the taste. Oh wait. I don't agree with that. Have them boobies out, girl. Free the nipple. Yeah.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. The nipple's going to be free in our lifetime. Anyways, so back to my bat situation. Free the penis. No. I don't want that. Free the wiener. Imagine us just all walking around naked. I think the world would be a better place. There's nothing inherently sexual about a naked body. Yeah. I'm not kidding. I actually do agree with that because I am someone who I genuinely can't find someone attractive. Dude, for some reason, I literally am so afraid of being naked in front of people. Except girls.

I said, I'm so afraid of being naked in front of people. I literally just started like... I got so lost in my thoughts and I was like... I was like therapizing myself. I was like, why am I so afraid of like being naked in front of other people? I am so obscenely... It's because I hate my body. Unafraid of being naked. I have...

very bad body dysmorphia but i do not give a fuck to be naked in front of people like i will change in front of people i think that's something we have to do one day is just get naked in front of each other i really don't show each other our bodies i feel like you've seen most of my body i have seen most of your body yeah i and i don't care like i'm like have you seen most of my body

Yeah, actually, yeah. I think we've seen all of each other's body except like our literal private area. Our genitals. Our genitals. But back to my fucking bat story. Like when I was like eight in Honduras. Genitals. There was no hot running water. There was a girl that went to my school and her name was Genitals. Wait, actually?

No, us being like, fuck that person who said we can't stay on topic and we've like bounced around. We also have like a bunch of topics to go to. You're getting a two hour episode today. I can feel my throat closing. Sorry. I'll shut the fuck up. You didn't hear me coughing a few minutes ago. Like, I don't know where that came from. I like swallowed something. It started like, it's not good. Also, my legs are so sweaty. Why the fuck are you looking down?

a skirt on and i literally was like my legs are sweating and i was moving my legs around and kai was looking you're blaming it on me kai are you embarrassed he's so embarrassed what were you even looking down there for what were you looking for you said your legs it's human nature

that's what i've been doing a lot recently is like being evil is like playing both sides and like people's little like arguments like i'll yeah i'll just play both sides yeah you'll hop around be like yeah and you're like why are you opening your legs actually you know what you did say legs so he was looking down at your legs and you just you're fucking cunt that's what you are you're showing your true fucking colors to the public and you don't want to be doing that because they're going to turn against you i just got called a cunt no back

Okay, you know what it is? I've been saying that word. I hate saying that word. I say cunt so like wildly the other day. That's a naughty word for boys to say. I playfully said it to like Orion and it felt very wrong. And I like immediately was like, I was like,

I didn't say anything out loud because I don't think she took it any kind of way. But deep, deep down, I was like, that felt wrong, even though I say it all the time. I love saying cunt. The C word and the P word, I feel like are off limits for me. Pussy. Pussy is just funny. Saying pussy is always funny. Pussy. Oh, chill. Chill the fuck out. Like, you're scaring Kai. Like...

Okay, back to my fucking bat story. There's no running water in Honduras. Cock and pussy. There's no hot running water in Honduras. So every time I had to take a fucking bath or a shower, you know, you do the old like bucket cup shit. You like, they fill a pot up, they heat up the water, they put it in a bucket with other cold water so it's like warm and you just like

bathe yourself with that. Yeah, you bathe yourself with that. Like, whatever. Not a big deal. So, I was in the bathroom one day, like, just, like, naked, standing there, waiting for my, like, abuela to finish boiling the water for me. And I was standing in the bath and just hanging out. Hot water challenge, y'all.

i was standing in the bath waiting and then i hear like a sound and i look up and there's literally just me naked and a bat in the bathroom like like hitting that's my worst flying around and i start screaming and then my grandma fucking flies that was the loudest fly ever anyway my grandma came in with a fucking broom and smacked the shit out of it and it flew out of the house um

And that's the only time I've been that close to a bat. And then other times I just see them flying and I'm like, damn, that is so pretty. I love bats. I love bats and stars. Those are my two like graphic design things. And I'm like, what? Those boots, those rain boots are like the best thing to ever happen to you. My fucking dream. Are those undercover? My cream. Your cream dream? Yeah. Oh, that is a cream dream. There's wet dreams and then there's cream dreams. Cream dreams and a wet dream.

We can't be the first one to say that. No, coin that. Emergency intercom cream dream. Wet dream, cream dream. Cream team, team cream. Are you on the cream team? Or are you squirt squad? Cream team or squirt squad?

Did you make a squirt score? Damn, girl, you got it. I'm just on it today. You gotta go. You gotta go. All right, should we talk about what I wanted to talk about? Yeah, I couldn't think of anything because I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? But I'll let you go. Well, I'm going to do this one. This one's going to catch you off guard. Okay, so...

The more life I live, the more I realize how much food tastes like cum. There's a lot of food out there that tastes like cum. Okay, no, no, no, no, no. I'm straight. As a straight man, how do you know what cum tastes like? Avocados. Avocados taste like cum. Okay, yeah. Raw cookie dough tastes like cum. No, it fucking doesn't. Like, it doesn't to me. That shit tastes good. Come on, guys.

persimmons taste like i've never had a persimmon i had one for the first time two weeks ago and i ate it and i literally like gagged it was actually like eating semen um mushrooms i love mushrooms mushrooms are phallus shaped they look like wieners and they taste like wieners mushrooms are some of the best vegetables so this one's a reach coconut milk

There's sometimes- - Coconut milk is so sweet though. - Not coconut milk, sorry, coconut water. There's sometimes- - Oh, coconut water, coconut water, I fully agree with you. - Yeah, coconut water, like, cummy. Cummy as fuck. - Yeah, and it's like, damn girl, what the fuck have you been eating? Like, cum. - Some breads. There's like bread out there that like you- - You think everything tastes, I think you like really like want to taste. So when you're eating it, you're really like, you're going into your psyche and you're like, yes.

I'll agree with you. Tomatoes. Tomatoes. That's the fucking main one. Tomatoes. Tomatoes are very coming. Yes. Tomatoes. But like tomatoes with some salt and pepper and eggs and avocado. Like that's cumtastic. You see the first time I've eaten a tomato and was like, whoa, like this tastes really fucking good. Was that sandwich the from go get them? The halloumi. Yeah. Halloumi and heirloom tomato sandwich. That shit fucking ate my ass out and turned me out. And then paper towels taste like cum.

The brown ones? Yeah. Dude, I love the brown towels. I literally have it right now. The other day, like, I had, like, a very childlike thing. Like, I used to eat... I was the kid who was eating brown paper towels in school. We ate paper. And, like, I was... I forgot where I was, but I wiped my hands. And after I eat, like... If you've been watching this podcast, you know for now, like, you know that...

One of my things is after I eat, I have to wash my hands. Like it freaks me out. I don't want like the food on my hand and then I touch it and I'll spread it. Like it's too much. It's like everyone should do that. Everyone should wash their hands after they eat. It's like gross. But I have to wash my hands after I eat and I have to wipe my mouth. I shower after I eat every time. Yeah.

I have to wipe my mouth too. So the other day, I forgot where I was, but they had brown paper towels and I washed my hands and then wiped my mouth with the paper towel. And like, I like smelled it and like the like taste went on my lips and I was like, oh,

And I was so, I didn't take a bite, but I was very tempted to, but I was like, I am a grown ass, like borderline 23 year old. And I shouldn't be in this public bathroom about to eat brown paper towels, but they taste so good. We need to talk about the paper eater to emergency intercom watcher. I know. Okay. Yeah. I know the bitch is watching this eight paper at school. It fucking tastes good. The best paper to eat were the Tootsie Roll, the Tootsie Pops, um,

Sticks peel it off. Oh those Mac I'd Mac shit just like popsicle sticks in general like yeah I'd Mac on those the density of the paper that makes it so good and you could like peel it then you'd Then you'd get freaky with it Like this is a this is a left field, but you'd like tissue paper with like dyes and bleach in it It had like this bleach tastes like cum. Oh

um okay but yeah paper towels i just i drink bleach but i would i would eat some paper towel right now like eating brown paper towel in here sounds like a fucking vibe all right on the patreon on the patreon you can watch me and inya do a paper eating mukbang a paper asmr paper wait that's actually kind of a good idea ranking the best paper towels that is the most viral video you can make

I am, the one way I am killing this earth is with my consumption of paper towels. I use paper towels for everything. I run through that shit so quick. Josh buying 800 on accident. Which was the best thing to ever happen. Yeah. Because I use them like 80 times a day and someone's going to be like, just use reusable towels. But that freaks me out because you're just spreading germs. Is your baby going to have reusable diapers, do you think? Fuck no. Sorry. I think mine might.

Oh, actually, you know what? I'm not kidding. I thought about it because at first I was like, ew. It just sounds inconvenient. I think I will be a mix of both. Like for when I take my baby out in public, it won't be using a reusable one just because like I don't want to have to carry like a fucking loaded shit bag when I go home. Loaded diaper. I don't want to do that. Like for outdoor use, it just makes more sense to do like the one-use ones. But I'm literally wearing period panties right now. Like period panties were the best thing that ever happened. Like reusable. I could smell that. Reusable.

I'm actually like on my last day. Almost remember last night. No, just like you have like this pheromone that you release when you're... Remember last night in the tub when I was like, I actually just started my period today and it's a really heavy flow. Oh, dude. I was like, I was curious why the... I think it was Josiah was like, I wonder why the water's... I was wondering why the water was red. And Kai was saying the water tasted good. So it was actually my...

My period blood. What was I saying? We were talking about babies and reusable diapers. But yeah, reusable diapers, I would use. I was like, for the first time in my life, I saw a baby getting changed. And I was like,

Wait, why am I not fucking disgusted by this right now? And that's how I know that I'm getting older is that like I literally have baby fever right now. It's like fucked up. Like I want a baby so bad. Like so bad. That's crazy. I want one so bad. Like not like obviously not right now. Like I want to like age out. But you do like you can see yourself in the future with a baby. Yeah, like I almost can see a future. I can't see a future without one. Wow, that's crazy. I am...

I don't know. I like... You're teetering. I'm teetering. I've had good experience in a relationship where I'm like, you know what? Maybe like a baby here wouldn't be the worst thing ever. Not saying that I'm in any position to have a fucking baby. Yeah, fucking right. But I think like... I'm also like, do I really want to give like...

Baby this brain chemistry like yeah, that sounds evil And I know I like would be like an overbearing parent who my kid would like resent me for how much like I was like paranoid about like Keeping them safe when really what I was doing was like Isolating them like out of my own fear of like fucking up as a parent and I would like really fuck them up Oh, but that's besides the point. I let my kid raise themselves if they want to be eight years old and try heroin go ahead

I don't care. But I changed diapers a lot as a kid from having like really little siblings. So like changing a diaper has never seemed like a big deal to me. Like I was literally 15, like making a vine and then putting my phone down and going and like changing. No, you're about to say something about eating poop. You don't eat poop. Like you don't. Like I know you and you don't. You don't know me. Kai is very shocked by that. Does Drew not seem like, is this annoying?

Or like, can you hear this? No, I like you. I asked you a yes or no question, which you could have used your head to like not to. This is a good segue into the next topic that I wanted to talk about. And that's weird human shit that everyone does that no one really talks about it. And that's very cute. Um,

And I feel like babies are that. Like, why are we fucking born, like, dumb as shit? I don't know. I think that's cute. I will. No, babies freak me the fuck out because, like, it's literally just, like, a big person, like, tiny. And when I see baby clothes, it is the funniest shit ever. It's so cute. Like, we saw baby socks the other day, and I was literally cracking up because why the fuck are, like...

The baby pilot hat that we saw. That's what gave me baby fever. I was like, oh my God, I want to put this on my baby now. You can find a baby to put that on. You have siblings with babies. Just go like... You know what it is? It's fun when other people have babies that you can like... You can be like, oh my God, this thing is so cute. And then like it starts crying and you can like walk away from it because it's literally not your business. Go, get out of my fucking face. But Bela...

It has the cutest cry I've ever fucking heard in my life. Like I looked at that, like she was crying her little heart out and it was really cute. And I laughed, I was laughing at her because it was so cute. I was like, and that's another thing that's like giving me baby fever is like hanging around my nieces and nephews so much. I'm like,

wait babies are kind of cute like and watching them get older is really cute as well the house is about to fall over yeah i know every time the wind blows they like creeps um no babies are really fucking it i will say i like had the like experience of my siblings are like half my age so when i was like oh you were like 15 like my youngest sibling was literally like four years old that's not half my age that's way younger like

Like I'm 22 and Leo just turned 11. So yeah, no, Leo's half my age. So when I was like 15, how old was he? No, but he was tiny when I was like four. No, I'm thinking of being 13. Anyway, I'm fucking it up. My sibling, like one of my youngest siblings, when I first like started handling them and was cognitive enough to handle them, I remember them just being four and like not knowing how to speak yet. Like that's how young I like am.

remember seeing my siblings yeah and like being cognitive with them so i was like this is so weird like you literally can't speak and being around kids when they learn to speak that is the peak it's so fun experience of being around a human and that is one of the like most interesting things to me about having a kid is yeah they just like learn that they can like lie and like say bad things that's one of the things i have on this list of like human shit that everyone does is lying like why do we lie

it's like because because as a society we're built to like um be reinforced by shame and then we lie to avoid shame but that shame of like festers into guilt and then anger and then we continue that's another thing i have written down is um we all just get mad at each other every once i get so fucking mad i like it's funny though really irritable moods where like

I think I was mad the other day and you were cracking up at it. You were mad yesterday. Oh, I literally had to shit. Like I had to shit so fucking bad and I was so pissed in the car. And just I thought it was funny to like talk to me. And I was literally like, this is such gross like TMI, but it's not that gross anyways. I started my period. It was really heavy and we just had breakfast and it did not sit right in my stomach. So I like my fucking hole was both of my holes were about to gush over.

And I was literally in the most like uncomfortable human say ever. And Josie thought it was funny to like joke about it. And I was so mad. And I was laughing my ass off at Inya. And she was like, guys, I'm being serious right now. I need the bathroom first when we get home. And I was like, no, like I called it. And I was like, you think that's fucking funny, but it's not. Like it's literally not a funny thing to say to me. Yeah, but like people just getting mad at each other. Like that's just like weird human shit that we all do. Like...

I think that's like kind of endearing. It's just like really humanizing. Being really angry is so embarrassing. Like after I'm really angry, I'm like...

No, not with y'all anymore. But like yesterday I was embarrassed of how angry I got. How quick it like it all festers up and then I'd like to everything is too much and I'm like everyone leave me alone and like you need to disappear right now. I literally take that cue and I literally just disappear. I like walk out of the room. You're really good at like reading that cue, but most people aren't. But that's why you're my that's why that's why we're besties. Yeah. When I get angry, I'm

the masculine urge to just like leave and not talk about it ever and just like put it really deep down and just like never ever speak about it ever. And that's like me, me. I had the masculine or no, I can't say that. I'm so curious. I think you already said it earlier. But yeah, I get really irritable. Like I think yesterday what it was is like, I like, I'll just say it. Yeah.

I had the masculine urge to cuddle Kai last night. That is a masculine urge, but there's also a different word for that. Urge. Straight? Yeah, I'm straight. I think another cute thing... The masculine urge to accept your sexuality. That's what that is. Straight passing. Oh, straight.

We all just get sick and like pass it around to each other. That's cute. It's gross. But last year that wasn't cute. That is a little tone deaf, but I'm allowed to talk about it. Yeah. Your life has been a, it's been a movie.

Yeah. Lookie, it has been a movie. Like I'm on, I'm on plane jet setting going. No, but you're not. You're like being a pallbearer to go carry a casket. That's not like coming home, getting in the car to Joshua tree. Like my work is a movie.

My life is also a movie because I don't really do much. I hang out with my friends. And then when night comes, I get so overbearingly sad that I have to stay on my phone. If you ever get sad, just come into my room and we'll hold each other and be sad together. No, that would make me not happy. It's not weird for me to want someone to literally just lay on top of me, right? No. Like I literally just...

Like zero sexual energy at all. I just want to be like compressed. No, I don't think that's sexual at all. I feel like we like do a good job of giving each other physical affection. It's literally like not sexually charged at all. It's so platonic. I think from the outside, it could be seen as like, girl, what the fuck are y'all doing? But literally it's on some like, it's just platonic. It's cute human shit. Yeah, it's just like, I feel like everyone needs physical affection. If we normalize giving physical affection to your friends and,

in like a non-sexual context a lot of people would be happier because i think humans do need that kind of physical like not everyone some people don't like that but i think a lot of people do like crave that and then they go out and seek it in romantic settings when they're not ready or wanting romantic um settings and then like it just spirals into a bunch of other stuff but like that's if we all just held each other more like if we just literally held each other

Life would be way better. If more people listen to this podcast and listen to how we are solving the world's problems, every single episode, we are saying things that if people just listen to us, it would be okay. Send the men to war and hold each other. Yes, send men to war and let women have fun and hold each other and play with babies and go get coffee. You know, this is something that I've been... The idea has been in my brain. I've been tinkering with it a lot. I think women...

should be in power you know you i think women should be presidents world right now i think they should all be presidents no i think genuinely though like me and my mom had this conversation actually yes but also i think what should happen is what if they get their periods actually never mind men should leave us the fuck alone and not expect anything from us because i think men expect too much of women and they need to disappear and leave women alone and then we can be

governmenting each other. Segregate the sexes. Yeah, that's what I think. I think the sexes should be separate and I think men should leave us alone and men should only have contact with women when women are straight. That would be really bad for me as a straight man. Yeah, it would be awful. It would be awful for me too. Yeah. Because I love men.

Mosquitoes. I literally do love men though. But like when I get to know them and like, I have like a good relationship with them and otherwise, dude, it is actually like, it is belligerent how angry random men make me. I find them so fucking disgusting and I don't think they need to be existing unless I have a personal connection with them. Like if I don't have a personal connection or interest in you as a man, you shouldn't exist. Like the other day I was standing outside of the car with like,

two of my girlfriends and a man just looked at us and smiled and the way it like the anger rose from my feet and shot through my head i felt like a cartoon like there was heat coming through my head and i just was like ew don't fucking look at us like i'm like getting angry it is so fucking gross like why the fuck are you looking at me and smiling i feel the same way about women presence because i'm not in your fucking presence you're intruding my life right now i feel the same way about women bitch you wish a woman would look at you look at you and look at me

Rennie's got it. Benny's got it. The horse over there, he's got it. The aardvark's got it. But you, you don't get it. And you won't ever got it. Got it. Got it. Get it. Shut the hell up, Kyle. I'm going to finish this list and then let's do it. Was that too toxic? I literally just made myself angry thinking about that. No, I think it's awesome. We just show all emotions. Next episode, I'll be crying.

I'm like, I would never cry for the internet. I cry so much on the internet. Everyone knows I'm a baby. Everyone's been bit by a mosquito and no one's really thought about it. But like, they suck our blood. They take our life force from us. If only they would suck something else. Oh, fuck. No, it fell in the hole. No. You're so annoying because I believed you because I couldn't see it.

Fucking nasty. That's something that's really cute to me is mosquitoes sucking our blood. I don't think that's cute. I think that's awful because I grew up in Florida and I know how... Dude, in Miami, you cannot be near a bush. Wanting to kill cute things. Oh, like a passionate way? Yeah, like when I see like a cute animal...

I mean everyone. This is not a hot take and this is not something I came up with but like literally wanting to squeeze it till it like burst and its guts spill out. I literally see y'all sometimes and I want to punch the fuck out of your chest. Because I'm so cute? No, because I like have like such a- Can you compliment me more? I compliment you all the time, bitch. Yeah, me too. I think. Maybe I don't. You do. Yeah. I feel like I'm very complimentive of my friends. I'm always like, you look really good. Like I like that. I like this. I want to have sex with you. Like why don't you like have sex with me? It's not a compliment.

That is a compliment. Like, if I tell you I want to, like, fuck you, like, why aren't you just, like, taking that in stride? Like, be happy. It does put a little pep in my step. But shut the fuck up. Oh, but yeah, being, like, you can't literally, like, hang out around, like, bushes in Miami because you literally get attacked by mosquitoes because they're, like, holding moisture. There was a fucking fly on me. They're, like, holding moisture.

Oh my god, the fucking fly is like on me. You stink, bitch. You actually stink like shit. Oh no, we haven't been recording. Okay, give us our fucking questions. No, no, I have two more. Sorry, I can keep going. Do you not want me to keep going? No, go ahead. Like when an airplane lands, I was just like observing the people around me. And it's really cute when...

the like you're you reunite with your family and friends like they get out of the car and they hug and they cry I thought you were about to say it's cute when people clap on airplanes because I find that shit so fucking annoying oh absolutely fucking not that's the equivalent if I put my car in my home and started clapping you thought I was going to say that was cute that's actually like the most offensive thing you've ever said to me both of you I'm not kidding that you think I would think that was cute

People clapping on airplanes actually is repulsive Okay, the last one is just like humans driving around like cars. Dude that is so funny when they're going hella fast and you're just sitting I literally have that written down We also just sit going 60 miles per hour and like we were never ever ever in a million years meant to go that fast but humans we Adapt and overcome. Okay Okay

That's it. That's it. And then I also have gang stalking. I'm being gang stalked. You're not. Do you hear my stomach? Okay, go Kai. These are Patreon questions. Questions from the Patreon. Jojo asks, who has bigger balls, Drew or Enya? Me. Next question. Ivan asks, who are some of your... Enya does have bigger balls. Thanks, Jojo, for the question. Who are some of your fashion inspirations?

Me, myself, and I. I'm my own fashion inspiration. Can't you tell? Instagram explorer page. Mine are like a lot of my friends. I was going to say Josh. Yeah. I jacked his style. Elisa, like Orion, um,

Nat, like a lot of my friends, um, my friend, Grace Doherty, um, dude, she, I love her style. Like a lot of my friends inspire my style, um, on a day-to-day basis. And then like on a deeper level, um, not necessarily specific people, but specific brands or like shoots from certain brands I would like look at and like certain photographers who shoot those

those brands like it's usually like I'll find like a campaign or like a collection and that will like inspire me like for a long time I was like super into like undercover like 2002 2001 and that was like so inspiring to me and I was like really like stuck in that collection and like finding things from that collection to buy for myself and then um I was gonna say something oh like Chloe Sevigny someone who was like so effort effort effort

effortlessly like in tune with what she liked to wear and it wasn't even like she always had to be wearing something super extravagant she just looked really confident you could say that drew phillips is an x-close haven't i yeah no for sure yeah um you could say that one one yeah if you wanted to just say something because you were like there was silence and you wanted to say words you could yes you could say that what are your thoughts on subversive basics we everyone has their thing

I fuck with it. I think it's just not for me. And I think, yeah, you know what? Like subversive basics. I think I'm not saying for anyone to do whatever they want. This is kind of why I don't get into like fashion discourse because I don't want anyone to be like, like, fuck you. But I think everything is good.

in um what's it called that saying moderation moderation like it kind of reminds me of like the the crop topification of the world where everyone was just like cutting everything and i'm like i would say before your reformation vintage cutting all the nice jeans and yeah literally y'all need to fucking chill reformation vintage you are gonna get what's coming to you stop cutting your fucking jeans stop cutting jeans into shorts because i will find you

I will find you. Everyone knows where they are. But yeah, I think everything is like good in moderation. And I would say if you're going to DIY it, everything doesn't need to be sliced and diced. But yeah, I think some people do it really well. But it's just not necessarily for me. Like I can't see myself really getting into it. I love a good like, I love that basics are being like, I love basics because I went through the phase of like,

really getting extravagant pieces of clothing and then when it came to like just my everyday wear I had a hard time not just wearing jeans and a random t-shirt and I think I've gotten like as time goes on I get better I like elevated elevating my day-to-day style and with like little things like

Getting a pair of loafers that you can wear with your jeans just to like feel like it's a little fancier rather than like always doing like These like on-the-go looks that I don't feel my best. Yeah, that's how I feel I love like I've just been diving into like basics and just like like basically restarting my wardrobe and I've just like collected pieces over the last like couple months that just like go together with anything that I have which I think is like the most crucial thing I've done for my closet is just like making

like almost every piece that I have, I could like wear together and layer together. Yeah, that's something you also have to keep in mind. Don't like, don't get too honed in on buying like trendy pieces or pieces that like you're like, I really like that piece. You have to keep in mind like, okay, I tried this on in the store. It looks really good with what I'm wearing now, but can I take it home and throw it into a bunch of different outfits so I can get my hair out of it? Someone said that to me.

When I was like contemplating buying like a really nice piece of clothing, they were like, can you like imagine three outfits with this piece right now? Does it fit your closet? And something that like really shook my world, like fashion advice was like,

Are you wearing the clothes or the clothes wearing you? Yeah. And I see a lot of people where the clothes are wearing them. And I won't name names, but a lot of people, a lot of, you know, also is like a fashion, like, like I love everything they wear. It's Ricky and Denzel. I swear to fucking God. I was about to say Ricky and Denzel. I should have said it in unison with you. Ricky and Denzel. Also fucking Noid. No ID. No ID.

is awesome. I think he's, Denzel is fucking bodying that. They are going to like kill it in the fashion world. Bodying. But yeah, Ricky and Denzel, like their personal style, they have it in tune. They know like, and it's really interesting when you see someone who is very like, obviously into like a specific brand, but it's like not,

like the brand is wearing them. They are wearing the brand. Like I see Denzel and Denzel and Rick Owens. I'm like, that is like, I'm like, you are one of the only people, few people who I can see wearing those like boots from them. And I'm like, oh, yeah.

Every time. Every time. Because I see some people wearing those boots and I'm like, I do not like the way they do. But Denzel eats those boots up. Like, yeah, they're just two people who like in the past two years. This is like the eighth time we've fucking talked about them like in their fashion sense. They're just so good at it. And on top of it, they're funny and they like

socialized and I like love it like they like they've honed themselves in on their look their style their personalities I'm like that's beautiful I love that yeah it's also just awesome when you like know someone for a long time watching them grow and watch them grow and like fall into place and like it's a good place and you're like oh I love that yeah but yeah those are also those are like just off top of my head some of the people who I like look at inspire fashion I'm like you know what you're doing and I like that and it's not even like

I think sometimes your inspiration can like inspo doesn't have to be someone who you look at and you're like, I want what you're wearing. It could just be inspiring because it's like, Oh, I want to build how to put your pieces together. Like I want to like look at myself and be like, how can I, how can I tune into that? But yeah, that was like a really long answer. I'm sorry. It's all good. They want to hear it. Um, I think that's it for the questions. No, let's do a couple more. Do you have any more? Kai, Kybie. One more, uh, from Carly Quintana.

Which is breakup advice, question mark. Carly asked for some breakup advice. Carly asked for some breakup advice. Go ahead, Drew. All I'll say, I'll speak my piece, is that's part of the human experience. I think it feels very isolating and you feel very alone and that you're the only person going through it. But everyone goes through breakups, kind of. And yeah, you're just like...

I take fine solace in that, that everyone has been through it and they've all survived. And it's the most painful thing in the world. Lean into it. Yeah, I would say lean into it. I love...

We were talking about that recently. Yeah, in the last episode when I was talking about falling to my knees from heartbreak. A good heartbreak feels good. It keeps you alive. It keeps you human. Here's what I will say is those in-betweens after breaking up with someone, that is one of the most self-reflective times ever because you've been in a position where you are amalgamating your life both physically and emotionally together.

And morally and like on every single level you have amalgamated with this person. And when you back up and look at the things and maybe the way you acted and the things you experienced with that person and the intimacy you had, you can like really self-reflect because you're

When you're with someone, you are experiencing sometimes not yourself. Sometimes you'll find yourself in a relationship where you are. It is very symbiotic and you're experiencing a heightened version of yourself and a better version of yourself within that relationship.

You can be that person outside of that relationship and you can, out of those relationships, you can build something very good by yourself. But also I think in, if you're stepping back from a relationship where you look back and you felt like you weren't yourself in that relationship, that time after is the most

That's why a lot of people like claim that there's like a glow up after a breakup. And I do believe in that, like, especially internally, because you walk away and you're like, what were the things that I disliked about that? And how can I move on from this and know that like my next partner, the things I like from them, the things I don't like from them, maybe there are things I did that don't sit right with me. And I didn't like the way I reacted to these things. Like,

It's just such a self-reflective time. And I think you should lean into it. You should not run away from that heartbreaking feeling because it does allow a lot of growth that you can't get from any other experience in life. I don't think you can get it from friendships. I don't think you can get it from a lot of things because there is such a level of intimacy within a relationship that it literally like splits you in half. Yeah, because you start becoming that person. Yeah, you start like...

Just becoming one person and backing up and finding yourself again can be a very good and healing experience. Yeah. Like experiencing life as like one person is crazy. Trippy. Very well said. Yeah. And I think don't hold yourself to any kind of time of how long it takes you to get over it. Some things are very quick.

Like if you're somebody who got out of a bad relationship and you feel like you maybe moved on really quick or something. Move the fuck on. Yeah, that's fully normal. Go you. If it is a healthy moving on and you feel equipped to do it, don't hold yourself. Don't like hoard yourself off and build a wall against love again because you will find it again and you should embrace that feeling because that's one of the main joys of life is...

love on whether we straight tonic or yeah straight as long as it's i'm talking about straight people like no but for real like whether it's platonic or romantic um you gotta lean into it yeah i don't know when me and anya broke up that was it was fucking awesome it was so good for me i've found some of my most peaceful moments have been like post a breakup when i'm just like to myself and i'm like wow like

I serve. I fucking serve. I think I'm one of the best. I am the best partners in the world. I literally like, I used to think I was one of the worst. You say it 500 times. I think I am one of the best partners ever. So like, I'm just like, wow. You are. But yeah.

That's my advice. Don't hold yourself to any time of healing. And time does make it easier. And you can live without that person. Time heals all wounds. Just because it was good doesn't mean you need it to live. You will find love again. You may even find something better. Bitch, go out to the club. No, don't. Shake your ass. Yeah, go shake. Oh, yeah. Go shake your ass and have fucking fun, girl. Live your life. Love yourself. Yeah. Oh, wow.

Alright, that's it for this episode. Let's get into media. Thank you to all the Patreons, the patrons for the questions. If you have a burning question you want to ask us, go over to Patreon. Subscribe. It's a great environment over there.

- Yeah, I literally love it. I post on there like I did on Twitter and it's fun. - It's so sick. - All right, so actually going off of that question, I'm gonna say a really good song that is such a good breakup song. I love this song. - This. - It's just so good. "Only Over You" by Fleetwood Mac. Actually, that's not really a good breakup song. That's a good longing song. So not necessarily breakup because it's not about a breakup. It's literally about longing for someone and maybe not getting to have that person.

I'm gonna look into a good breakup song right now. So, hold on. This one's for you. That's a good breakup song. I could beatbox for y'all while we wait. Oh, a good breakup song if you were in, like, not a good, like, relationship is Not About Love by Fiona Apple. That's a really good song. That's, like, a very, like...

Yeah, you're right. I don't need them. And then here's just the regular media of the week is that song, Only Over You by Fleetwood Mac, Life of the Party by Kanye, Off Your Face by My Bloody Valentine, and No One Will, Cody Chestnut. Ooh. Ooh. It's a good little mix. That last one. No one will.

Um, my song songs of the week, uh, having trouble this week. Cause I've been just like listening to the same playlist over and over and over again. That's how I felt with the Dijon album. I've like been listening to that so much. Like I haven't been discovering new music. I've kind of been just listening to like the playlist that I've like curated. Um, but hardcore vibes is a song that's been by Dune has been on repeat. I just,

Just like happy hardcore just makes me feel so good. It's like the happiest music ever made. Um, the, the,

He's a Mighty Good Leader by Beck. The most boring song you'll ever hear. But for some reason, I relate that song so heavily to my dad. I think it's because my dad is low-key a Beck stan. But I played that song specifically for him. And he was like, this is Beck? That's weird. This doesn't sound like Beck. And it's literally, it's Beck. But that's a great song. And then let's say...

I don't love me anymore by one. Oh, tricks point. Never. That's a good man. I'm a fucking Stan of OPN, like actually a Stan and it's not okay. I realized it's like almost, it's like cringy. It's like literally low key cringy. How much I like him. So I, I'm a big fan of, I've realized the Sundays. I love the Sundays. There's never a time where I don't put on the Sundays. I'm like, this is exactly what I need to hear on.

I think it's called On Earth by Sundays. That song, like, are you fucking kidding me? Skin and Bones. The Blind and Reading, Writing, and Arithmetic. Is that what it's called by the Sundays? Both of those albums? Solid. Fucking masterpieces. I'm giving too much media. I'm giving you too much. Y'all are eating today. And then the movie that I want to say to go watch, I said it probably in the first, second, or third episode, but The Parent Trap. So good.

What the fuck? Genuinely, what the fuck? That is like a masterpiece of a movie. And it's like, I used to think like, oh, it's a masterpiece because I held it so close to my heart because it's like a childhood movie. But like, that's so good. Watch it critically. Watch it from like the most critical eye like that you can possibly have. And Lindsay Lohan fucking bodies that like literally eats that fucking roll up. And not to mention, she's literally playing four fucking characters, not just two. Josh enlightened me last night that,

It just, it's, it's absurd. It genuinely is absurd. And also the story, like all those pranks, like I was telling Kai and Josiah last night, like I like have such like a connection to this movie, like because of like how, like it's like since like sensory things in the movie, like the honey being poured on the girl, like the, like the light switch is flicking. Like there's so many little parts of that movie that like are just seared into my brain forever. And like,

Only the best movies that I've ever watched in my entire life have been able to do that. And like it is getting higher and higher on my best of all time list, like legitimately. Like I fucking love that movie. I can't even think of what I would consider one of like my favorite movies I've ever seen.

Climax is one of mine. But I just love fucked up cinema. That's what it is. I love being in the movie theater and shaking and anxious and leaving completely altered for the rest of my life. Probably one of my favorite movies is

- Castle of Cagliostro. That's probably one of my favorites. - Seeing that in the theater changed me. - Yeah. - As a person. Changed me as a person. - I remember when I was trying so hard to get you to watch it, 'cause I was like, "This movie is so good." - It's like, "This shit's boring, bro." - It's so good. - It's so good. - And the songs on it are so good. That's probably what I, 'cause I was trying to think of like, what's a movie that I could not stop watching, and that's a movie I've seen so many times. - We should do a media-only episode for Patreon or something. - Yeah, that'd be awesome. - Where we just talk about our favorites. - I would love to fucking rant about media. - Yeah.

All right. Well, that is this episode of the podcast. Thank you for listening. Have a good day. I want to get out of here and put on chapstick because I'm so dry and scared of dying here. Peace, love, unity, and respect. Can we do a plur? What is that? Peace, love, unity, respect. Is that like you would switch over the bracelet? The candy. Okay. I was a raver in my time. All right. Bye.