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Mom, Dad, I humbly suggest you save some money and shop Amazon for back to school. It's for my growth, meaning my body's growing at an alarming rate. And clothes you buy me this year will be very small very soon. Plus, the clothes I love today will be out of style tomorrow. But at least your wallet doesn't have to be my fashion victim.
Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. We're going to talk about traffic, the weather, pop culture. Your weather report.
for today is put some sunscreen on. The UV is at a nine. Is it actually today? There's a hole in the ozone layer. Okay, yes. Isn't nine very low? No, nine is high. Nine is lit. Ten is like kind of peak. Ten, go out. You're cooking.
Oh, it is. It is nine. Oh, really? Yeah. I just intuitively knew that. I could just feel it. I could just feel it. He checks the weather app so often. You didn't know that? I think you looked. I think you looked.
I actually did not see it, but I do check the weather app all the time, which is a perfect segue into what I wanted to talk about was the super tornado outbreak that just happened in the Midwest. Wait, was there more than one? Oh, there was like 20. Like there were like five tornadoes on the ground at the same time from the same cell, like across like Nebraska, Oklahoma shit. Like y'all, it's crazy how...
I just know these things. I just can predict natural disasters. And it may take a few weeks to actually come to fruition, but I do say it and they do happen within three years. Within three years they happen. There's going to be an earthquake in LA soon. How soon? It's earthquake weather, baby. How many days? Within three, five years. Okay.
- No, I believe you 'cause you have like female's intuition. - Yeah, it's a period, but don't say the F word. Sorry. - Yeah, don't say it. - We can bleep it. - You sound like so gross when you do that. - Totally. - Female. - You're such a female.
It's giving female. My female friend. You're my feline friend. Oh. Okay. Well, Drew has admitted to me multiple times that he likes to just say things are going to happen so that people go like, oh my God, he knew. Yeah, when I die, people are going to make a compilation video of everything that I ever predicted. Um,
um and it's gonna go viral as fuck you're gonna be dead we're trending number one on twitter you know what that's true because you i think like a couple years ago you were like oh something big big is gonna happen and then like two years later you walked into my life oh shit wait a second yeah do you get it you know what's crazy is that actually wasn't what i was talking about i was talking about i got a nominee i don't know if you guys saw this on tiktok i got nominated
to be in the turkish quandel dingle movie what is that you don't know tiktok risk party okay no y'all are not bringing that here this is my safe place like that's where we like keep those now turkish quandel dingle i hate that it's the most real name yes it's blue tie kid and twerk twerk twerk twerkish condal dingle you know what i got group leader what am i
I don't think you got cast. Oh, wait, I did see that fucking video. Yes, I did. It was like a slideshow of a bunch of people and you were cast as the group leader. Yeah. Find that video. All right, I'll pull it up. My God. I don't understand that. Anything I've seen about that TikTok lore, I have skipped.
so quickly like from the moment i saw and i remember when that video first got uploaded like a few months ago i almost posted on my story and was like this is my ideal nightmare or not ideal nightmare it's like my peak nightmare is being in a room with a bunch of fucking high school kids screaming a song by like it was a sweet fucking what's his nuts kanye west like that's my nightmare is to be in that room and then it became a thing oh
But no, what they're doing, they're doing this again. So like, I guess it's becoming like a trend. There's two like trends on TikTok right now. It's to make like a random fucking video, the most viral video of all time. And like, it becomes this like trend to like give it likes, give it attention, give it, make it your profile picture, share it with all your friends. Oh my God, what if we did that with our podcast? Yeah, someone do that with this episode of Emergency Intercom, please. And then...
So like one of them, like they always compare like the Bella porch, like, oh, this is the most liked video of all time. And now it's like a raccoon dancing to this song. And it has like a billion. That was one of them. It got dethroned. Yeah, it got dethroned by like dogs in like hoodies or something like that. And now it's a raccoon. Well, I know what I want. They're filming a biopic. Yeah, this eats.
So it's Kai, that motherfucker. Jeremy Allen Warren. Yeah, that dude. Okay, as Red Tomato Boy. What?
Well, I want this TikTok to be the most liked one. Before we move on, what they're doing is they're doing the same thing to that Coco girl. Who the fuck is Coco? She doesn't even go to our school. And I need to get I need to set it fucking straight. Y'all need to leave that fucking girl alone, because I know a lot of the girls making fun of her for wanting to fit in and get a word in talking to the cute person, like whatever it is like.
I know some of the people making fun of her just see a little bit of themselves inside of her. And y'all need to flip the script like you always do because y'all were making fun of the TikTok Riz party and then you made them, like, lore and famous. Y'all need to do the same fucking thing to Coco because, like...
No, not Coco. That girl does not deserve that. Girl, who called out Coco? Also, I saw a good TikTok about it where it was like, the tea of it all is this girl must be one of the more popular girls because why doesn't she know that Coco goes to school? Literally. Why doesn't she know Coco? Who the fuck is Coco? I want this to be the most popular TikTok ever.
The way this made me laugh at the gym yesterday was like actually diabolical. Like I was on the treadmill and I was like crying on the treadmill and the guy next to me was running and kept looking over at me and I had to like stop the treadmill and like bend over and pant from laughing so hard. We work out on different floors and she sent it to me and I just got finished hitting my PR, which is about like 4%.
400 pounds on the bench press and like the video like popped up in front of my face and i was pushing up on 480 and that laugh just like exerted it out and that was after a thousand push-ups um but that you were just trying to casually say that you were like basically bench pressing 480 yeah
That's there's no way you can. Well, you've been SARMs maxing, right? Yeah. No. Okay. Enough. Enough. Enough. That's not what we're doing. Y'all are not saying all these weird fucking words.
to me i don't want them in my brain i don't want to be a part of that i do a very good job of making sure my tiktok timeline is nothing but people getting abused by the british horses girls being cute and like music video snippish and then like gay memes arms maxing and bone smashing what is that i don't like bone smashing sounds like fucking like that sounds like something
I think a bird's like, oh, bone smashing. Fucking bone smashing. I mean, bone smatter. Oh, fucking telly wagon. Oh, fucking shit.
They take a hammer and they break their fucking bones in their face to like rebuild it. Yeah. Some of you need self-love for real. Well, I love the British horses abusing tourists. Have you seen? It literally is so funny. There's more. Yeah, I've seen a bunch of them. They get beat the fuck up by these hoes. And like, okay, I'm sorry, but why do you want a picture with the horse? Like...
What is so special about the horse? That's my prediction. Horse girl couture. I swear to God. We passed that. No, no, no. I know we passed that, but the trend cycle is going to revert it back. So we did like Catholic core. Like now it's going to be like...
Horse Girl Couture. Horse Girl Couture is already in. But not like, not in the way that it was before. You're doing the thing where like someone's like, here's my trend forecast and they say like the five most popular things on the planet. Oh yeah, Tank Girl, I think Tank Tops are gonna be in for the summer. Tank Tops and Flip Flops. No one in the summers
is going to be wearing sweaters and jeans because it's hot so you don't want to wear that. That's not the vibe. Sunscreen and deodorant and...
And banging Kai's mama from the back is going to be a big, a big trend. But that might be falling out of trend. It's already ran through. Yeah, it's ran through. Like too many people have hit. That was big in 2019. Yeah. That was one of the bigger trends. Yeah, but I guess it's kind of, it's been five years now. So it's not scary at all. The trend cycle. Has it been five years? I thought it was only one year since 2019. Dude, no. Max.
No, it's been five years. We're age maxing, y'all. Shut the fuck up. Y'all are age maxing. I still have my youth. How the hell are you going to love somebody else if you can't even love yourself? RuPaul? No, me. No, RuPaul says that like every episode. Start quote unquote Drew Phillips. How the hell are you going to love anybody else if you can't even love yourself?
mamas how did she end it thanks for spilling she thanks for after we have like an intimate time i'll be like thanks for spilling your tea my queen we're spilling um but back to the tornadoes thing i like was looking them up because i kept getting them on my timeline so i was like oh i want to like look up like what happened whatever the comments like
The things people say about natural disasters in comments will always crack me up. Because I'm like, first of all, not only did, like, actual people get devastated by this. So, like, don't come in here with conspiracy theories. But, like, I'm sorry they actually cracked me up. This one, like, I was in bed, like, giggling my ass off at the comment. They're firing the tornado machines. Someone said...
This is the third tornado video I see in a different location. Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. What is happening? You mean like weather patterns? That has happened in the Midwest every single year for the last thousand years? The first top reply was like, you mean springtime in the Midwest? What are you talking about? Ever heard of Tornado Alley?
Oh, oh. But yeah, those kind of like people are like,
the world is what's happening to the world like i love when people start saying that on like natural disasters and just like nature being nature and unpredictable and like ramping up obviously like part of it is like not this necessarily but there are other things that have been happening that are just global warming but even now i'm like the answer is right there like literally all you have to do is google it but people get in comments and they're like
Wait a second. Also... We usually don't have rain. Why is it raining? What's happening? On top of all of that, like, we do live in a more... Like, people film things more often. And not only that, but they...
post things to the internet because like every tornado since like 2012 has been filmed by literally everyone but they just didn't have a place to upload it and TikTok can make every fucking thing go viral with that said the tornado footage from these last couple outbreaks has been the greatest footage of tornadoes I've ever seen like it was insane
I'm a connoisseur. Y'all can go back and look. I fucking love tornadoes. Are you trying to claim like being like a tornado officer? You're like, y'all go back. You can clock my team. I get to claim it. I get to claim it. Like my hometown was ravaged by one. Like ever since then, I was just like obsessed. And I've been saying one thing for so long before the...
whatever i'm not even gonna get into it no one trust and believe no one's gonna take your tornado oh wow it's no one in their right day it's just the drew is so fucking stupid day no absolutely not um me and kai found love get me water get me water oh yeah pick it up after get me water now and that's before gratuity so get the water
Oh my god. You just threw money at him? Yeah, bitch. Let me have that. And look, he's gonna get me my water. Let me have that. Thank you. What were you saying, Drew? You were about to say something crazy? I was saying that... You were about to say something crazy. Me and Kai fell in love the other day. We had like a real moment. It was crazy.
What? We were on set for the... Can we talk about it? Not yet. No, we can't. But we can say that we were on set. We were on set for Challengers 2 with B-Kai and Drew. Yes. We were on set for helping Girthmaster film his new video. Yeah. Just kidding. We weren't. We weren't. We weren't. But we were on set and I turned and I looked at Drew and we locked eyes and...
And he went, did we just fall in love for a second? And I was like, yes, we did. It was crazy. And it was so real, too. It was very raw. It was so real. But it was also like hour 12 of the shoot. And we were just dissociating into each other's eyes. It was a magical moment, truly. Did y'all hook up at the bathroom? No. Okay, then it's not real love. Wouldn't let him hit in a million years. Drew won't let me touch him.
He lets me touch him. I know, and it fucking pisses me off. Yeah, he begs. He's like, please come into my bed. Please come and lay in my bed. I think I just don't want it enough. You know, I think that's the problem. It's like I need to want it more. Drew wants to, what is it? You know, Whiplash, the like instructor that's like trying to bring out the best. Yeah. That's, so Drew is my instructor. I'm training. And I'm the drummer. And he wants to like. And he has bloody hands and. Yeah.
- All that shit. - How the fuck did they pitch that movie? So like, I wanna be a drummer and this guy's like really about it and like he's crazy. - I was actually thinking about it. The last time I watched Whiplash, which I really like it. - Is that that shitty drumming movie? - Okay. - Oh, wow. - Like that horrible drumming movie. - It's actually like held to high regard actually. - And it's terrible.
Ye old and fucking boring as fuck. It's good. I liked it. Oh, I'm glad y'all liked it. Oh my God. Okay, what's your favorite movie? Minions Part 2. I don't even think it's called Part 2. Like, it would be called Part 2. Minions Go to Space. Oh, this has nothing to do with tornadoes.
I used to be obsessed with water parks. And last night I was cracking up because I saw like one of those GoPro videos of somebody going to like the new water slides. And it was like, you can pick the theme of this water slide. And like they picked jungle. And it was like all these ridges.
really shitty projections of like a tiger. The snake bite. Yeah, the snake bite and everything. And you could see the corners of the projector because it like, it just looked like shit. And I used to be so obsessed. I don't know if it was because growing up in Florida, there was Water Rapids, I think it's called. It's like Rapids Water Park. It's like a huge water park that everybody wants to go to. And like in school, when they would give you those like coupon sheets, there would always be a big Water Rapids one, which like,
Bitch.
My family is broke as fuck. Like the $20 off is not going to get us to drive like two hours out. We need a hotel. Like stop playing with me. But I think I went like once or twice in my lifetime. And first of all, water parks are fucking terrifying. Like they're nasty. They are so like scary to get on a water ride, especially because as a kid, I was so obsessed with them. I would look up videos and I would always find videos of people dying on them. Like not actually dying in the videos. Oh my God, that one. There's that specific one where they're in that raft and it's like the hills and he got fucking decapitated. What?
What? So every time I'm getting on a water slide, I'm thinking about... It's not a video. It's not a video of it, but they, like, talk about the incident. Oh, my God. So every time I would, like, go to a water park, that's all I could think about. I was like, I would be the one to die on this fucking slide right now. So that's all that would play in my mind. And then also...
The older I get, the more I just realized there was piss and shit and poop in the fucking water. And every time I was in the water, all I could think about was that. But in Miami, it was such a big thing to go to water parks. So I was at them all the fucking time. And the amounts of times that slides got shut down because some little kid shit himself on the fucking slide. Sorry, guys. That was me. Like water parks should be illegal. And that's my take on it. Like it's literally biohazard as fuck.
Fuck. Like, it is so crazy. It's just piss and poop and shit. I will say, though, there's no better... There's no more euphoric feeling than, like, feeling zero gravity, having your belly out, and, like...
flying down a warm water slide. And it's literally just urine. The warm water is just urine. I know all of it's shooting up your nostrils and into your mouth, like fully making sure you get dementia when you're older because of all the bacteria going to your brain. Yeah, the wave pool amoebas go crazy. I loved the wave pool. The way you said that was so sweet. The wave pool.
The wave pulled at me, but they went crazy. I want them in my fucking brain. I'm so fucking crazy. I always felt like I was going to drown and I was not a good swimmer and I would always just sneak in and try to go all the way back to the wall because I wanted the strongest wave and I would always almost drown and always have to get saved by a lifeguard and they would always be mad at me and I would always try to sneak back in. Have you seen the machines that make the waves? Isn't it just like the huge things that like... They're so scary, bro. Imagine getting sucked in.
that's what i'm saying i'm sure they a bunch of people have that's the tea but have y'all seen that one girl the tea they're just not telling us i know literally a conspiracy they put that's what they put in those fucking burgers there is a squished kids they like and they get squished by the fucking wave machine the more and more burgers the water parks come out with the more and more kids go missing i've been noticing that i've literally been noticing that it's like minced meat um
but y'all seen that one girl since you were talking about like amoebas and scabies and shit that like She went she has Munchausen syndrome not Munchausen by proxy. Oh you were talking about it Um, actually never mind. I'm not gonna talk about it. And that's that Okay, well this is the real tea I wanted to talk about how in ya and Addison Rae
Quite literally stole my twin sister's swag. And it's crazy. And it's like actually not even funny. And I know Madeline's like probably held offended by it. Girl, what the fuck are you talking about? And just like not to air your shit out like this. But hold on. Wait, let me find the group chat.
So you completely, y'all completely stole her swag. Girl, that's been a swag since the dawn of time. And she created it. My first picture of me with my braces off is literally a photo like that because I was like me and my twin with straight teeth. And that's literally an ID post I have archived.
I just, I don't know. I just think you like, we're just inspired and it's okay to be inspired. I mean, I'll admit when I'm inspired, but I think you and your sister have the DNA of the killers. Yeah, I'm just playing. But yeah, no, we are inspired by her. I have a whole, what if you found out I had a whole ID dedicated to reposting Madeline's stuff?
I mean, we literally did do that. Oh, yeah. Dude, y'all, this is the most wicked shit. No, but once I was doing it on my own. And living here and like when you were on the phone with her, like you found like recordings of like me recording the screen when you're on FaceTime with her. And it was like just really like weird, sinister like video. Dude, like that would be actually insane. But one of the most wicked like evil shit
we've ever done is me, Jake, Dana, and Inya had made a fake fan account for my sister. Made a fake fan account for my sister and then just acted like a crazy stalker person. Madeline caught on immediately. So then it became about like tricking the public into believing that we were like a crazy fan. And like, we were just saying the most out of pocket shit, the most wild shit.
We were Martha coded as fuck We were literally Martha coded We would talk about Taco Bell literally all the time Taco Bell and Chipotle That was our favorite fucking thing Oh yeah Chipotle it was Chipotle Yeah we would just like rant And like for four years after Like Madeline like caught on We would just still tweet on that account Just like being like oh I want a Chipotle bowl What was her name? I don't want to say it out loud but I remember it Oh yeah yeah yeah Yeah
So basically the climax, like, okay, so we would like tweet at Madeline and be like, I love you so much. Can we please go to your boat together? And like, we would just like, and we would just like, we would literally like eat Steven alive. We would be like that nasty fucking boyfriend of yours. He needs to fucking go. Like just saying like crazy shit. Like we were literally cosplaying a crazy fan.
Like for fun We were so bored Girl we need to do That shit again I know That's the most I felt alive When Madeline caught on And said she's calling The police And that they have Her IP address Yeah
And that the police are coming. I was horrified. I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And it was Steven's mom that called. Steven's mom was like, yeah, like we're really freaked out over here. And she already knew at the time. Whatever. Crazy vibes. That's so funny. But then once everybody was in on it, there were like fans of Madeline and Steven who were like, we need to get this account gone. Like she's so weird because we would be like, OMG, like.
i have her sock and like we took a picture of one of her socks and we were like i'm gonna cherish this forever i'm gonna wear it right now and then like we would like put it on my foot and tweet a picture of it and be like i love her socks they're so warm and then we like one night um it this was like the climax of it all like this is like what the whole account was leading up to was when we were at this certain press play show and um
Like Madeline and Steven are like aware of it now and like basically we orchestrated this whole thing where we were like live tweeting it in the tweets were like for an account with like 300 followers were going like semi viral and people were like what the fuck is this person talking about and was it was we were just basically saying we were going to sneak into Madeline's room and take pictures of her and we did we went into Madeline's room set up a camera and it was.
Me and Inya in one bed and Madeline and Steven in the other bed. And like we had it set up where it took a picture of us and then we uploaded it. And then we were running and sprinting down the hallway and taking pictures as we're running away. And people were freaking out. And the tour manager. Oh my God, I heard that.
Like I had to run out of there and like live tweeting, like sneaking into their room. And people fully were like, what the fuck? Like, this is crazy. And like our tour manager at the time was like low key scared as fuck. But like also he didn't do anything about it. Like he was like, do y'all know about this? And we were like, yes, we're so freaked out. He's like, OK, then they can just moved on. But like whatever. But yeah, we went hard as fuck with. Oh, I miss her. Yeah.
Then I also had a Caitlin Bennett stan account. I moved on from Madeline and I moved on to Caitlin Bennett. But that's a story for another time. That one's so good.
I'm saving it for Patreon. Oh, sorry. Sorry. My favorite, like what I will say is my favorite tweet that you did is when you were like, I'm seeing codes in the sky. I'm seeing codes in the sky. I had like a full fledged like story arc. He was doing it all by himself. Like I went into his room one day and he wanted to see something. And he went through this account and he had been tweeting for like months.
months no years years it was random girl who was like obsessed with caitlin bennett three years when i showed or two years when i showed you and it went on for another year after that and i did get caitlin bennett noticed and i did join group chats with caitlin bennett fan accounts and i was a sleeper cell i would go in there and spread like misinformation about caitlin and they'd be like wait what like this is crazy um but that era of my life is over and i will not apologize for anything and you were um
you were cosplaying a girl who was like in love with Caitlin. Yeah, yeah. But she didn't know it. But that's as much as you get. That's as much as you get. He built character. I did delete it because I don't know why. I wish I kept it because like, but there was a moment afterwards where I was like, oh, this is like actually deranged crazy person behavior. And then now like it's that two years. Two crazy bitches being like, it's not that crazy. Yeah, it's not that crazy to pseudo stalk someone. But like post-
like there's that like timeline where it's like okay you're in the moment two years from now you'll look back at what you're doing and you'll be like dude that is so fucking cringy and then two years after that you look back and you're like damn that was fucking lit like i was cool as fuck i was in that like two years after stage where i was like why the fuck was i doing that um and now four years later i'm like gag like that was so fire gag um
Well, I decided that I don't understand pearls. Like they don't make sense to me. Like, do they keep the clams alive? I've seen some where they do keep the clams alive. But does that not hurt like so fucking bad? Like crying their fucking mouth open and like sticking sharp ass utensils. Like imagine someone literally like pulling your jaw open, like digging around in your brain with a scalpel and pulling out your penal gland. Of like somebody taking out like.
Okay, first of all, pearls are just clam tonsil stones. Let's talk about that. Like, pearls are literally just fancy tonsil stones. You're talking about clam? Yeah. Clam chowder, tuna box, vagina. We're talking about clams now. Yeah, okay. Ew. But they're just not. No, we're leaving that in because y'all are fucking disgusting. Cut that shit. We're leaving it. They're just fancy tonsil stones. That's first of all.
Second of all, that shit looks like it fucking hurts. Like, leave them alone, bro. Literally. I was watching a video of somebody doing it to a live clam and then just, like, fucking ripping him open. And throwing him. Taking it out and, like, tossing it hard as fuck back into a bucket. I was like, damn. Like, put some respect on his name. You just took all his fucking life's work out of his mouth. They do donate the, like, innards to...
like farms and shit in local areas which is kind of a vibe so it turns them into pig slop those are the ones they kill but did you know that they can literally like scar certain spots on the oyster and like when you see like oyster shaped in hearts you're like yeah that's fucking fake clam it's a oyster whichever i think it's a clam i think it's a clam it's a clam but they can score certain spots on the clam
in the shape that they want them to grow and they can chip certain places and it like will literally grow into a heart. So when you see like heart shaped pearls or star shaped pearls, they were naturally grown. But then they also like seed them where they like put like a grain of sand or something in there. And that's like where the calcium deposits because like it is essentially a tonsil stone. It's like their body's trying to like get that out, like expel it and filter it out. But yeah, I was watching a fucking video of someone like
seeding and scarring clams and i was like what the fuck this is so pretty that like they are gorgeous the first bitch scratching up on a clam they were probably eating it they were probably like they were probably eating that clam spreading it open fishy odor stinky what is like seriously what is wrong with you i i
I don't know anymore. I'm not going to get you help. Wait, oh my god, wait. I'm in like a mode right now where I could probably cry on command. Okay, then do it. No, I did make tears in my eyes, but they didn't fall. I'm like,
I need menthol. You need a menthol stick. Wait, I couldn't. No, I lost it. I wanted to talk about Rainy... What were you going to say? Rainy Rodriguez. Yes. I have her written down because that is another arc of my life that...
Was that your crazy? When you were faking like you were obsessed with her? No, it was like me and her were in a relationship. Getting a block by Rainey Rodriguez in the moment felt so special. I was like, oh, she noticed me. What the fuck? She blocked me. This is so funny. Granted, what she blocked me over was it was a picture of me wearing I'm...
He's in her shirt or wearing a shirt that said I'm him or something like that And I tweeted like I edit it to say like I'm he's I'm hers or whatever I posted like it was us together and she just blocked me immediately and I was like, okay if that's grounds for blocking We got a fine actually, I'm gonna look it up and see if I can find it. That is so funny But I can't find the fucking video. I can't find the picture. Sorry for the break y'all. Um
But it's somewhere out there in the internet ether scape. I saw a clip from like OG YouTube. I've been getting a lot of those on my TikTok timeline right now of like old YouTube, like Bethany Moda, like era YouTube. And the shit we were watching to pass the time was actually fucking insane. We can't make fun of the kids right now for watching Brain Rot because we were like Skibbity is like a...
Oh my gerd. Ermi gerd. Like it's literally like there will always be brain rot for children to consume. The one I was watching is this one. I'm going to share it to you and I wonder if it's going to make you crack up the way it made me crack up because I was like, girl, what the fuck is happening? Like I never watched this video when I was younger, but I could have seen myself watching it. Also this, what? Oh.
That looks fun. I know. And if it's actually a workout, like, I want to do it. It probably fucks your abs up and gives you big butt. The perfect eye bat will look a little bit like this. Wait, what? Is she teaching you how to be, like, candid? She's teaching you how to flirt. Oh, my God. Did she show you how to eye bat? Just on fluttering your eyelashes, because I feel like there could be a whole video in that. Girl, she fucking sucks. She flops. You do eye bat. Wait. They can't see. Why are you, like... That was horrible. Oh, my God.
- It's like you had something in your eye. You were like this. - Can I do it? - What, an eye bath? - No. - No, no, no, no, no. - No, why are you like? - Yes. Wait, hold on, get in front of me. - Okay. - Oh my God. - Just give me a second, guys. - Oh, he has to crawl under the table. He has to crawl under the dining room table. Oh, did y'all hear my stomach? - Girl, you're hungry. - No, I'm about to shit everywhere 'cause Kai's making me uncomfortable.
Ew. How did you even learn you could do that? I don't know. You shouldn't have been doing that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Can I come back? Okay, now go back. Why are you crawling like that? It's a low table. I have to. Low table fade. Dude, my camera's all fucking greasy. Because you're a greasy monster.
Sorry, I call it how it is. That's my new vibe. That's my trend forecast. Okay, what is going on? Your camera's switching through like lenses. That was actually... What's going on? You know what I watched on YouTube? No, I don't even fucking know what I watched on YouTube. When you were younger? I just watched family vlogs because my family was arguing and fighting so much. What's that skeleton girl?
She liked the baby dolls. She had the room. The blonde girl? No, she was... Yeah. Texas? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't remember her name. She's fucking like... Like Grimmy or something like that. Grimy Grims. No. Greasy Grove. Grimsley? I don't fucking know. Who's Grimsley?
I know what you're talking about and I bet y'all know who we're talking about. Yeah, leave it in the comments. She was like loud, big blue eyes. Yeah, she had the scary fucking blue eyes. Who was it? Do you know? Graveyard Girl. Graveyard Girl. Yeah, it was Graveyard Girl. I watched,
I watched that girl who's really good at SFX makeup. Yeah. She was kind. She did the ginger girl. She is so pretty. When she did the Raven or is that the X-Men girl, the blue one? I want to see it. She fucking tore that shit up. I loved her. I remember watching her videos in seventh grade science class and it was post sex ed. And then someone stole a.
little race car and our teacher had a fucking meltdown conniption fit. She freaked the fuck out, bruh. Have I told y'all about like this is the most evil thing I did, but granted I was literally like 12 and I was just an evil 12 year old. Oh, when I was 12 I knew better. Oh, okay. When I was 12 I knew better. Oh, you must think you know the world then. Yeah. Well, when I was 12 I had no comprehension of like
what OCD was and how like serious it was for some people and I had a science teacher who was so fucking mean to me because I sucked at science and she just thought I was really stupid and she her like she was faking it yeah that's how I feel OCD is not real oh that's not what I meant it's not real okay just like depression and anxiety are fucking phony too oh just eat a fucking red steak and drink a glass of water and fix your fucking gut health
tired um but she her her like things were she didn't want she hated composition notebooks like they really freaked her out so you weren't allowed to come into that classroom with like composition notebooks i loved composition books like with the the cover i hated i liked the ringed ones so like she was with me on that
But she also hated cats. Like cats really freaked her out. And like, she didn't like pictures of cats. She didn't like talking about cats. Like they really freaked her out for some reason. You drawing a picture of a cat in a composition. No, listen, one time she gave me detention and I got so fucking mad because she called my parents and said that I was talking during class. So I took a composition notebook from my fucking house. I cut out a bunch of pictures of cats. Like.
like filled the book with pictures of cats and covered the notebook and I was walking past her room and I literally like bent over and like shot it under the door and ran down the stairs and I literally heard her go what that what what and like freaking out in the room and then she was like asking all the classes she was like who like who put that in here and then I just didn't look her in the eyes I was like
It wasn't me. It wasn't me. That is diabolical work. I didn't even tell any of my friends about it, too, because I was like, I'm not getting caught for that. I already got detention like three times from this bitch. I'm not doing it again. The reason she gave me detention is because I got a 15% on a quiz, and she called it out trying to make me feel stupid in front of the class. And I literally looked at her, and I was like, I don't care. I guessed everything. So a 15% is actually really good. And I was like, I didn't even read the question. So if you think about it, a 15% is actually...
so good and then she was like you think that's funny to not take this class seriously and i was like yeah yeah and then she gave me the attention she's up but i ate her ass up i was like bitch i don't give a fuck about a 50 percent like what you think i give a fuck how deers are born like i just want to look at them i don't give a fuck about what they do when the clouds rain when their sun shine out i agree with that that's what my grandma told me
abuela abuela i don't know my grandma's name bro it's literally just abuela that her name is abuela that's it like i don't know i just don't think you need to know certain people's names and your grandma is one of those people literally actually i asked her if she had pictures of herself when she was younger and she was like no and she was like i didn't have a picture of myself until i was like maybe 56. i don't know what i was like literally what the are you talking about that's lit huh do you know what nugget couches are no
Do you know what they are? No. Okay, so they're these like really popular kids toy right now. It's like a modular sofa for children, right?
They're like foam lining. It's Ikea furniture collector. No, it literally is. And people like collect the fuck out of the colorways. It's literally like supreme for like mothers and fathers. And they collect them for their children. And you can big, they're really sick. Actually, you can build like really big forts out of them. And like you can, they're just like fun toys for like nourishment for children. Like they like become super mobile and like you can fall on them and it won't hurt. And they're kind of a fucking vibe.
Well, there's some dark fucking lore behind nugget couches. So people were like looking in these mommy groups and someone got suggested this nugget couches after dark. And basically... Are there adults fucking on the nugget couches? They make literal sex swings and like sex toys and like sex beds out of these nugget couches. And they never thought to think like, oh, wait, my kid's...
play on these and now we do s at night with them and it became like this huge fucking thing on tiktok and everybody was eating these parents up and there were people like there was like two sides they were like defending it and then there were families like oh like i just bought it for me and my wife like we just i just bought it for me and my husband our kids don't even touch it
There were videos of their kids playing on it, so they were literally lying. But Madeline and Steven just got one. They had no idea about the Nugget lore, so I put them on, and they posted an unboxing of it, and all of the comments were like, I don't think they know about the lore of the Nugget couch. And it was just cracking me the fuck up.
Stop. Also, like, can y'all keep some shit to your fucking self? Like, I don't want to know where you're fucking in your fucking house. Like, man. Like, me and Inya in his bed on the couch. On this chair. On this chair. And y'all sat in it. And that's the craziest thing. If y'all came to the L.A. show, y'all sat in this chair where we did S. And it was crazy. And Kai joined. And that's why it's so dirty. I joined for a second. I was only involved for, like. He was mainly cleaning up. Yeah, I was hosing it down. Yeah.
What was that bit? The tarp. Ew. My job was to put down the tarp. Guy's the tarp guy for me and Drew. And I don't mind it. I actually like it. He loves it. I like doing acts of service. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's your thing. That's always your thing. Speaking of acts of service, Challengers, eh? Yeah.
We haven't seen it. I haven't seen it yet, but I wanted to kind of rehash the conversation we were having because we didn't have it for the public. That trailer was ass. Doo-doo-ca-ca garbage shit. And when Zendaya was in that interview being like, it's just like a movie you have to see three times. I was like, bitch, you're lucky if I go once because that shit looks fucking...
horrible it looks horrible terrible terrible um and then everybody that i've spoken to except for two people were like that was one of the best movies i've ever seen i know i like i really was because even when conan was here and he was like oh i'm gonna go to a screening for i was like i don't think that movie's gonna be good because the trailer was so fucking stinky it was rank it was horrible but
I always held out a little bit of faith because Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross would not say yes to a shitty movie. Also, I have liked all of Luca's movies. Yeah, exactly. So I was just like, there's probably something here, but everybody saw it. Kai saw it, was fucking raving boots about it. I was like live texting you. Yeah, Kai was live texting me in the theater. It was a horny fucking movie.
Okay, well, this is a special movie. Remember when James Charles tweeted some shit about it and then everybody, Finn and everybody from the cast was like, why the fuck are you on your phone? Get off your fucking phone, loser. But yeah, that brings me to my next point. Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross are the greatest of all time, period. We just wanted to insert something really, really quick.
We didn't see Challengers before we spoke on it. And just like a book, don't judge it by the trailer because that shit was fucking lit, y'all. Yeah, that movie was so good. And my walk away because I had such big things to say about the trailer is I think the trailer was done purposefully with the intent to get the average person to watch it and be like, cool, sport movie, wrong, horny. Gay agenda. Gay.
Bisexual agenda. Imagine walking away from that movie like, this is a guy. This is a guy. They were brothers fighting over a girl. And they were brothers. Okay, I need all three of them. Fuck. Right now. Right now. That movie was so good. Also, the score of the movie was so good. The movie itself was so good. Everybody ate that fucking roll up. Like, every person who was acting...
And you know it's good because we popped in here the day before the episode goes live to set the record straight because that was...
one of the better movies I've seen in a long time. Also, I feel like we're both pieces of shit in a way. Like, if we already think something's gonna be bad, we have a hard time getting our opinion changed because, like, especially because some of the people who were like, no, it's so good. I was like, you would think it's good. You would think that. So I went in being like, there's no way this movie's gonna change me.
I was like, my jaw was dropped and I cried. Yeah, we were gooped and gagged. Me and Nynia had to go to the restaurant or the restroom at some point and I had to adjust my boner before getting. Oh my God. It was good. Go watch it.
Are you okay? No, I literally... Yeah, I'm fine. Okay. That was fucking scary. The neural link, like, shifted. I know. They were, like, popping. Fell down your spine. It was literally popping inside of my brain. Yeah, it's literally slipping down your spine and, like, zapping every, like, memory. Yeah.
um but yeah i do want to watch the movie now because everybody says it's good and i thought it was gonna be bad i just remembered also when i saw bones and all i have like audio messages i think on my other phone me and orion were watching it and we were cracking the fuck up at like is that a movie about penises all of the penises bones and all oh okay i got it should we talk about clam about y'all need to fucking stop y'all are disgusting wait why were you laughing during bones and all
If y'all haven't seen Bones at all, it's been three years. Yeah, it's not my fault. But no, the scene where like they're like eating each other, me and Ryan were crying because we were like, oh my God, this is like so sweet. But we were cracking the fuck up at like the camera just panning away. It's like, no, like them like off camera and like you're supposed to just insinuate that like she's eating him. And we were cracking up because I was like, it was that scene
like another scene that was just making me laugh so hard but i really do like that movie that movie is like kitschy like campy to me that's like a fun movie to love is to die you need to read a book soon like soon soon love is to die because you give yourself to another person and that person that you were before is gone okay um i was talking to somebody the other day
Who had a seat? Call me by your name. And it actually like floored me. I was like, how have you not seen that movie? That literally pisses me off. You might just be a little homophobic if you haven't seen that movie. Like at this point, come on. I went to fucking go see Brokeback Mountain in the theater because I thought it was a Western and it was just two dudes fucking the whole time. I actually still haven't seen Brokeback Mountain. I think that's the only gay movie I haven't seen. The outcry and the backlash that that movie received in its peak
was that absolutely insane like I understand because we just weren't there culturally yet and we weren't ready for it and that was a very big stepping stone but that movie is good as fuck and that is not a hot take at all but like that's a good fucking movie I like I've seen literally every other movie that is gay that reminds me it's like you know the movie uh the sound is like show me to me please Rachel please
And it was like when somebody mentions like a homoerotic movie about friends. And it was like, please show it to me. Please show it to me, Rachel. Please. Yo, Enya was logged into my HBO account and she would use the list feature. And literally every single movie on the list feature was like LGBT, like lesbian love, like girl on girl. Like it was every single one. Like it was crazy.
And she's a vibe. And she's a vibe.
Well, I really want to rewatch Portrait of a Lady. That movie was horrifyingly sad. It's so good. Me, you, and Orion just sobbing together after watching that. I know. I was supposed to go to Miami the next day, and I stayed up extra late to watch it, and I was sobbing, but I want to watch it again. The number, the number, the number on the painting, the number, the number means so much. I'm literally crying. Kai, have you seen it? I haven't. Oh, my God.
But I'm writing it down right now. Of course. I'm adding it to my list. It's so freaking good, bro. It is absolute yearning to the max. It's yearning maximalism. Once I finish reading My Year of Rest and Relaxation, I'll watch this. I don't think I'll ever finish that book, bro. Yargos Lanthimos, My Year of Rest and Relaxation. Is that real? Yeah. It's real. And we got some insider tea yesterday that I will not be sharing. But like...
From what it went from to what it is now, I'm kind of sad. But it'll still be good. Yeah, I'm like... I feel like adapting books into movies is really hard, especially when the book is, like, loved. Like, when it's a random-ass book no bitch has heard of, it's like, purr, like, do Dune. Who gives a fuck? Are you saying no one heard of Dune? But, like, who the fuck
Who the fuck like in our life, in our circle has read through Dune? That's what I mean. It's like, I've never met somebody and I'm like, oh yeah, I'm reading this right now. And they're like, I just read Dune. Like I just finished Dune. I've never met a human who's finished Dune the book. Hell no. Isn't there like 20 books? Yeah. And they're each a million pages. Yeah. There's like a hundred books. And then the son after the original writer died, like wrote like 13 books.
That got included for some reason and they're fucking horrible. They're ass. They're ass. There's like four good books. That's why I don't believe in family legacy. Like just because somebody in your family did some good shit does not mean you need to pick it up. You don't need to pick it up. Leave it the fuck alone. Y'all want to see the books that I ordered yesterday? Because when I was driving home after the gym, I was like...
horrifyingly sad and i was like oh my god no i need to fix this i need to fix this i need to get like books i need this i need to read i need to like feel did you get happy books i don't think i've ever read a happy book in my goddamn life i've never read a book that made me go wow life is beautiful it's like actually no that's a lie some of them are really beautiful but it's like by somebody who like died from like i did not get happy books what books i got the idiot
I got The Metamorphosis. I got No Longer Human. And then I got the Tibetan Book of the Dead. But the only reason I got this one, one was because also, I mean, it's super sick. Like I'm pretty sure it's about like reincarnation and shit. And I need that. I need that. But also it's the book in Enter the Void. And I found one with the exact same cover for $43. When I was looking for it, like for the past like five years, they were like $800 for like this cover of the book.
So I am so excited. That's like when I really wanted my Fran Lebowitz first editions and then like a month I was looking at them and they were like,
And I was like, dude, I don't want to spend $50. And then it got republished into like the big book of all her books. And then all of the first editions were like $500. And then finally they went back down and I bought them. And then I realized like, I love friendly woods. She's so interesting and she's really funny to me, but I don't think I like her writing style. Like, but she eats down. Like I love friendly woods. Not that I even have to say that. Cause that bitch doesn't fucking have a phone. So she's not going to fucking see this, but.
But I love Fran, but she's not my bae. My bae is Cookie Mueller. That's my bae. And Drew Phillips. Mm-hmm. You've seemed loose and like... Loose? Like for the streets, kind of. So you're not my bae right now. Well, I figured out my sexuality, guys. What is it? Isn't this exciting? It's sapiosexual. Sapiosexual? Yeah, I'm sapiosexual. I'm attracted to intellect.
Don't you have to have that to recognize it in other people though? No, you don't need it. You shouldn't be saying that publicly. Why? It's like not cool. What's not cool? Never mind, man. Okay. You're only supposed to like girls.
Yeah, I guess you're right. At least that's what I've heard. Yeah, that's the rule. That's just kind of what I've heard through the grapevine. It's like boys like girls and girls like boys. Oh, wait. We know that, though. Adam and Steve. Adam and Eve. More like Adam, Steve, and Eve. Polyamory, babe.
Oh, see, it landed now. I did it in Josiah's video and Josiah and Inyo were like, girl, shut the fuck up. Because that was after he said a bunch of weird, like, random things. Like, we put the camera in his hand for one second and he just started, like, spitting at us. And we were like, where is all of this coming from? Like, we haven't said anything to you. But you, me, and Josie are literally Adam, Eve, and Steve. Yeah, literally. You're Steve, though. Yeah, oh, for sure. And...
What's his name? No, I'm Adam. Josiah is Steve. I guess, yeah, because that's our side how. And I'm God. I'm God. I'm the omnipresent. No, you're the fucking rib that was taken out of whatever. The rib? I'm the snake. Yeah, yeah. You're the apple. Because I'm sweet. Wait, if we take a bite out of you, Kyle. It would be sweet. But it would also be like. You're the sin. The last thing I want to talk about is the blue man group. Yes. Yes. What the fuck?
literally what the fuck y'all have y'all like have y'all ever like actually like like looked into that like dude that that group is really the exact definition of like what goes through a man's head when he starts losing his hair and he doesn't have self-acceptance like that is the perfect they're all in bald caps they're all in bald wait i thought they were actually and they're painted blue in like oil paint and then they play like paint drums like
The most insane shit ever. And there's not just one group of them. They like, there's like four. It's like a cult. There's like 40 of them. Then there's like 10 separate blue man groups and they have like shows all across the world. Yeah. There's Kevin abstract. There's Matt champion. There's Joba. This is the craziest blue man group. Did you hear that in you? Oh, I was like, there's Kevin abstract. There's Matt champion. Uh, Joba. This is the craziest.
This is an edit. The cutaway to the reaction. Say deadass thought.
like okay first of all this is my bone to pick and this is the last thing i'll say in the episode they need to go back to crazy editing in rupaul's drag race they used to literally destroy the girls on that fucking show and the editing would literally like shift your like view of them well yeah i would like change your perspective of the whole show it's all about perspective he has said that eight times this week i'm not kidding
It actually might be all about perspective. Like, how are you shocked every time you say it? I just came up with that. No. Like, you would be shocked, too, if you came up with something so fucking great. Well, I see. I come up with great things so often that I'm not shocked by it anymore. I'm actually, I've become so jaded by my own. Name one great thing. Name one great thing in general. That you came up with. That you came up with. Love. You mean? Yeah. That was you. I taught you guys love. That was you. Wait, literally us in the Big Brother thing.
What was the Kevin Abstract thing? Baby brother? Peach? The video. Me talking in the front of the... Is that Peach? I don't fucking know. Is it Baby Boy? I don't know. Oh, where you're like... Baby Boy. Talking about how you love each other? That was so sweet. I actually only saw that a year ago. Really? On TikTok. Oh, they reposted it? No, I think like a fan posted it. Oh. It is Peach, I think. Baby Boy. No, it's not. Baby Boy. I don't fucking know. Yeah, you did show me platonic love. Oh, you need to go back to...
Love you. Love my queen. My beautiful queen. Thank you. You're the best boyfriend I've ever had. Fuck. I can't do it. I can't flirt. That's okay. I just have aura. Everyone's just attracted to my aura. I'm dead serious. I wonder how many people have been attracted to you and talked to you and been like,
Literally every single person ever. I'm not kidding. But they need to go back to shady editing in RuPaul's Drag Race and
And that's it. And like also stop being amazed by things like the detox thing because that is not. Or start being amazed by that shit because I'm tired of like we need trashy broke queens. I'm sorry. We don't need like these put together $60,000 fucking loan budget queens like new. No, no, no, no. Loan budget queen. We need to go back to Blue Man Group. I'm sorry because I saw a video of them in San Antonio, Texas on this fucking raft that they built.
Pissed me the fuck off like I literally also I saw another clip of them I went on a deep dive y'all it was like I and it was like I would love to speak to them I would love to talk to them, but I think they are you I feel like you would also find that they're like the most like boring guys ever That's what I'm saying like they definitely are like yeah Like I take my kids to school in the morning, and then I answer some emails I clean the house like I feel like they don't do much I
They definitely also have... Okay, they have to have side jobs. There's no way their main income is the Blue Man. I mean, they literally... The main four are like literally like 365 days out of the year playing in Las Vegas. Like, it's...
If they're getting... Who is going to that show? Actually, if I saw a poster for it, I would go because my biggest regret in my life is when I was in Portugal. I was in this... No, I was in Spain in a random town on Mallorca and there was a poster for a Michael Jackson impersonator that I wanted to go to so bad. But we were like an hour away from our Airbnb and I was like, dude, I can't do that sober. I need to be drunk at a Michael Jackson impersonator. Like,
There's just certain things you can't do sober and some would disagree, but okay. Suck my balls from the back. I don't care. I need to be crossfaded as fuck watching this man live out his Michael Jackson dreams. So I couldn't see. And I'm not kidding. It's actually crazy how often I think about that poster. I remember the temperature. I remember exactly what I was doing. I had just come back from the bathroom from the random restaurant that he was going to be performing at. And I was looking around. I was like, look at all these families who are going to get to see Michael Jackson. And I'm not. So I under actually now I understand the blue man group thing.
sorry i'm like literally freaking the fuck out i can't find this goddamn video you made that up you fell asleep watching like i might dream they were on a ride in texas it was new bronfels festival and someone did like the up house and i was like oh that's lit then the blue man group came out unless i'm literally making this up and like that would freak me out y'all i think you'll find it give me you just watched so many tiktoks it's not like you could go to your tiktok history
Oh wait, I literally could. Hold on, let me see if this works. They need to add a search feature to the TikTok history because like scrolling through is too much. Yeah. Because also then it freaks me out. I'm like, I don't even remember seeing half this shit. It's so fucked up. God, wait. What just happened? Well, I'm going to watch the video of the lady getting attacked by the horse again. Look at my watch history. I'm not kidding. It's all Blue Man Group shit. Like I'm not even fucking playing.
okay the man riding the horse told that to do that like why did the horse do that the lady like because the whole thing with the horses and london or wherever the hell that is is like everybody always knows you're supposed to stay away from the horses and be far away she was standing exactly where she should have been so she had no reason to get bit up like that that horse was feel like not feeling it that day
It's kind of sad. This is someone's grandma. She was so happy. I know she literally just wanted a picture. Have you seen the one where like the like armed guards just like scream in people's faces? It'll be like a child. Come up to me for a picture. I'm going to bite your sleeve and drag the floor. It'll be like a child that's like in the way of their walking path. And they'll just fucking check the shit out of them and throw them to the side like garbage. Like what? Y'all didn't get my reference, but I was humming to the sound of the refrigerator.
How did I watch this many fucking videos, bro? Was it up here? Okay, Drew, I'm actually about to shit myself. So we need to go. Whatever. Y'all find it if you want it. I'm not fucking looking for it anymore. Y'all are, like, pissing me off. Okay, well, media of the week is... I don't want to tell you. Pet Shop Boys.
What song were we listening to yesterday? West End Girls or Dominoes. Dominoes. I love Dominoes. I also love West End Girls. West End Girls. Um...
you can drive my best car because i can never listen to that song and not think of the like the blonde girl with the hat on like it's forever i was literally just about to say that i'm gonna find that one casanova 70 um by air say yes to heaven yes i got my eyes on you
That sounded actually like really good. What was I going to look up? Oh, yeah. This is what I looked up. Your proportions look insane. I got a plan to get us out of here. Been working at the convenience store.
She tore. It's a weird clip from Boys Don't Cry. A lot of y'all won't get my reference. Silver Dagger by Joan Baez. Just for a moment, Ronnie Wood and Ronnie Lane.
You Go Where I Go, Walter Becker, and Donald Fagan. But there was a song that I heard yesterday on my Discover Weekly before it renewed, and it was a song you would have liked because it was really sweet, and it was about an uncle and a niece. But I'm assuming the song was insinuating that the daughter didn't have a father figure, so the uncle was trying to be that for her. But it was really cute, and I'm going to find it because it made me think of you and Luna. It was really sweet. I love my Luna girl. All right.
Well, they know about it. We should do that at the end of every episode. Now we're going to start singing songs that we like. They know about it. They know about it. What song is that? I don't know. Black Beatles in the city. Say it ridiculously. It's coming looking at me. All right. Bye, guys. Oh, y'all really thought y'all really thought that I forgot. I did.
Throw me to the wolves and I'll come back pregnant. Shout out, Sarah. That's a good one. To be fair, Drew said it off camera and we all laughed. This is a tweet from the Joey Davis. Propaganda? How about I take a propaganda at your boobs? I don't like that one. We say how quiet it gets in between. I'm tired of people asking me if I'm an introvert.
Or an extrovert. Bitch, I'm a pervert. That's me. What? For me sake, that's me.
- We need more girl perverts. - Dead silent. - I'm a girl pervert. - Y'all, I've been like losing, like I haven't been collecting memes for my like private meme account in so long and I've just like been trying to like get my algorithms back into showing me memes so I have more content to just post to the-- - But you're watching Blue Man Group for 30 minutes? - Yeah, to post to the 23 followers that are actually active on that account.
I just realized y'all send me literally thousands of memes a day into my emails and I'm going to start sourcing them there. Adriana said, don't you love when your coochie hairs poke through your undies and it feels like a little hedgehog? Okay. This one is for my girl and she knows who she is. I can't stand a moody man. What is your problem now, girl? I'll find one more. I love this picture.
Atlanta, Mr. Beast. This is from Ruby. I thought my homegirl was cooking fish. She in the living room doing squats. That's that. That's that. All right. Bye. Bye for real now.
