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I'm sick, I'm sick, I'm sick, someone help me. Anya's been sick as a dog. But my body, my body's different. Like, I have the same thing she's got right now, but like, I'm not sick. No, it's because I'm out on the streets getting other people sick. Oh yeah, Anya's on her like super spreader shit. Like she's been down with the super spreading vibes. Just kidding, just fucking kidding.

JK. I have been seeing friends, I will say. I will admit that. You spread it to me and Josiah. Well, all of my friends who I've been seeing is because everybody's leaving for the holidays. But I tell them, I'm like, hey, I'm feeling a little funky, congested. Congested. Congested. Is that how you say that? Yeah. Oh, that's a weird word. Yeah.

and they don't give a fuck because my vibe is so strong they're like honestly it's worth getting sick hanging out with you it's worth getting sick do you know what a weird word to me is what inya i was gonna say a weird word to me is like it's actually a set of words it's drew is attractive because i'm just like that's not those words don't align see mine is inya am i in oh i'm not even gonna say you know what words make sense drew should kill himself those words together make sense no drew don't kill yourself you're so sexy

You don't fuck with me. You don't start with me because I will go lower. Oh, yeah, that's true. She will. I need to add a gunshot sound to post and then add like holy music when I come in. So it's like I'm in the returning of Jesus Christ. Drew, speaking of super spreader, you later. Okay. Period. Period. Okay. Speaking of super spreading. So this morning. I'm like, why am I still so sick?

Yeah, you're destroying your lungs. I don't do that shit anymore. Yeah, you're holier than thou for sure. Speaking of this morning, I was...

It's also from me doing...

Doing my lipstick and then wiping my mouth and it being, like, covered in red oils and throwing it in the toilet. And India's, like, fucking, like, foundation. My bold glamour foundation. She'll, like, throw it into the toilet and it just, like, melts off of the napkin and permeates the bowl. And it's just crazy. But anyways, I was doing a little cleaning.

And I've never done this, so I don't know why I did this. I know what you're about to say. But I cleaned the toilet bowl with this, like, bleach cleaner. And what is that? What was that? Sorry, I don't know. Was that a sneeze? No, that was a laugh, but I'm congested. I'm sick, too. Nobody asked me how I'm lying. I'm sick of y'all shit. I'm sick of y'all shit. So can y'all shut the fuck up and let me finish my story, please? Oh, my God. You asked.

No, so I was like cleaning the toilet bowl with bleach and I was doing my thing. And then I was like, ooh, I'm going to use the toilet bowl cleaner on the countertop

And I sprayed the countertop with the bleach. And then I was like, oh, I need to clean the mirror in there as well. And I grabbed the Windex and I sprayed the Windex on the thing. And I overspray the fuck out of windows because I find when you add more Windex, it cleans better. And I guess Windex dripped down into the bleach. And I literally created mustard gas in the bathroom. And I swear to God, my throat started burning hot.

so fucking bad and my eyes started watering and I was like cool I'm literally like I created I made a war crime in our bathroom and I'm not talking about a shit like I literally like I created mustard gas our toothbrushes are out so that means when you fucking spray that over spray that shit it literally gets all over our toothbrushes and toothpaste yeah I'm disinfecting it so you should be happy yeah but now I'm sick so maybe you're creating mustard gas

in my toothpaste. Mustard and gas in my toothpaste. They need to add mustard gas to Fortnite. That's like the ring river. That's the storm. I guess that is the storm. The storm is mustard gas. Those little grenades. Huh?

you know the little grenades with like the yellow gas oh yeah see that's the mustard gas that's literally what our bathroom looked like this morning and it's an invisible killer and inya woke up later and was like i she was she woke up kind of later and i was like a few hours had passed since i created the mustard gas and when she was walking in there i was like by the way like do not spend a lot of time in here because i don't know if the mustard gas has left um

the space and I don't want you to die. He was like, I don't want to tell you what I did but I did something in there and I'm going to say it on the podcast and I immediately knew because we have all those cleaning supplies sitting there in the bathroom and I'm like, he literally comes in here and plays with them. Like, he comes in here and plays with the cleaning supplies and I know he's creating fucking gas in here because he just like is going overboard but it's okay because I have a housewife in my life so I can't complain. You guys have that one cleaning solution that looks like grape juice.

Where is it? Fabuloso. The best shit ever. Have you ever smelled Fabuloso? I want to put a fucking Jolly Rancher in there. Have you ever smelled Fabuloso? No. Is it good? Wait, hold on. Wait, I'm going to grab something. Boy, do we have a surprise for you. I did? Fabuloso slime. OG slime, Fabuloso slime. Thank you so much to the person that gave me this at the podcast. At the pop-up.

it's not oh what i'm not supposed to plug one nostril out the real fabuloso too so you can like have a reference to how similar that smells that sounds good as well i put in your arms like airport bathrooms yeah i put in your onto this bro like she had no idea this existed like you can guess who uses me because i'm fabulous oh oh that's basically this that one is a little bit better though so

The original was a little bit better. Fabuloso, please. The proper way to clean your floors. I don't believe in the mop shit. Oh, my God. Drew can't get through the child protection. It was so good. I drank it, guys. No one heard my joke. What was your joke? I said, never mind. You said you put me onto this? Yeah, because... And you said, no, it's fabuloso. Like...

Who do you think put you on in that set? Because I'm fabulous. Yeah, I heard that. I heard that. Where are the horses? I really want to ride a horse. Save a horse to ride a cowboy. Drew finally went to a party. Like, we finally got him out of the house. And on the way home, he, like, deadpan. Well, I don't know if you want to talk about this, but, like, who was hitting on... Like, the people who were hitting on you all night? Oh, I don't want to say. I want to keep it a mystery, but...

It was hilarious. Like, the people that came up to me and... Actually, I don't give a fuck. Literally, the hottest women I've ever seen... Like, bad bitches. Fucking baddie boots were, like, coming up to me and, like, kind of trying to, like, riz on me and, like, see what my vibe is. And I was like, damn, I've, like, created a monster. Like, I've created a monster! And...

I just get play I get box I'm back on box I like sniff crotch like I love that shit yeah you were starting to rap you were like going bar for bar I'm back on box I sniff on crotch but yeah it was just it was funny because um since you don't got a chance with me yeah because Drew's just like I'm a 10 I'm a 10 no but it did like it was a really big boost to my confidence like

like everyone was like oh my god drew you're out like oh my god like this is so fun no it's not good when like because drew does not go out to parties when he does everybody treats it like it's such a like a thing so the problem is then he will use that as leeway to stay the fuck home for the next like five months because you want to like keep it like this sacred medallion of like when you do go i'm mysterious i'm literally mysterious yeah i did get comments

It's like the next day. Who's that kid who can't keep eye contact and doesn't know what to say when I come up to him? Yeah, yeah, literally. You're not mysterious, bro. When I came out to where you were sitting. You came out? What do you mean came out? No, out of the fucking. Wait, you came out at a party? No. Well, I did, but the. Oh, in the famous section. In the famous section. When I went to the famous section where Drew was. Then you came out.

He was sitting like on the corner of this like little wall and there was a line of people like waiting like literally like the iPhone. And I was like literally blessing them with my sword and knighting them. I was like, yes. What was nice is when I walked up, I like passed the line. Yeah, I was just like, hi, come up. You had your lanyard on. Your VIP lanyard. Your lanyard with a picture of Drew like sexually in bed, like laying in bed. Putting my hand with like the wrist thing for Coachella on the little light up pad. Yeah.

He has like velvet ropes around him at this party. You're like holding it up through the crowd. It's too many people. I have my phone with the flashlight and a water bottle. I keep like clocking that it's Kai and I like keep looking away like he's not allowed in. Oh, wait, what? This bit is taking a weird turn. Because you obviously stole that fucking pass. Because you would never make it on Drew's VIP list, girl. Yes, I would. You're not getting backstage.

Tell them that I would. Well, Drake and Kanye were trying to get backstage for Drew, but... Okay. If... Oh, wait. Actually, on a real note, I had a sex dream about Kanye on a real note. Last night? And I have it written down. Like, no, two nights ago, and I kept it from you because I wanted to talk about it. I had a sex dream about Kanye, and we were in...

where that fucking place he is right now Saudi Arabia we were there and it was crazy okay so you had a sex dream with Kanye West in Saudi Arabia but I also had a dream about Taylor Swift not an S dream but I wrote down all my notes for it because it's quite literally the funniest thing dream I've ever dreamt okay so the dream starts out

and we're at a Beyonce concert. It's me, you, I forget who else was with us, but I know for a fact it was me and you and a third person. Oh, it was fucking Josiah. It was literally Josiah. It was me, you, and Josiah at a Beyonce concert. And this is like way deep in the future and like,

Like, unfortunately, I'm not saying this is going to happen, but Beyonce was washed. And she couldn't even sell out an arena. And she was doing an arena tour. And there was empty seats everywhere. And it was really embarrassing. We were still wiling out. We were still turning up. But just Beyonce wasn't giving the Beyonce that we remembered. And it was sad. But then...

We got invited backstage and Taylor Swift was backstage because, you know, they have that like cute little girl friendship because of like

People trying to pit them against each other. Yeah, exactly, exactly. Like, that one moment, I think it's at the VMAs when Beyonce called Taylor Swift back on stage when Beyonce won her award is one of the most iconic moments in pop history. But anyways. I mean, that's like right under me and you starting the podcast. Yeah, yeah, right under, right under. But we...

Our backstage with Beyonce and Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift is like, oh, you should come to my house. And we're like, what?

Like, let's go to your house. Like, hey, we go to her house. She literally is staying in the White House. Like her house is in the White House and she's under contract with the government. You're trying to think of like big architecture. You're like, no, no, no. It's literally the White House. Like it's a government building and she's living in there and she's under contract with the government to do meet and greets every single day.

at the White House. So she's meeting like 15 to 30 people at the White House and we're just kind of chilling around like feeling like celebrities and we're like really cool and everybody's like, who are they with Taylor? Like, what is this? And then after that, Taylor's like, let's go, let's go. I don't know where. And we get out and go outside of the White House and we get on bird scooters and me, her,

me you josiah and taylor are riding bird scooters through like washington dc and there's like a bunch of like special like security what are they called uh uh special service yeah secret service service special service like clocking our tea and like taylor would like wave them off and and then this is the gag

Taylor's like, oh, I'm going to get in my car and race y'all. She gets in the fucking golden Bugatti. The gold Bugatti from the Reputation video. And she speeds off and we never see her again. And then I wake up. That was my dream. And I have it all written down in my notes, but I remembered it all because I was like, damn. That is so fucking funny. She left us in the dust. I've had a dream in a really long time. Have you been smoking weed? Because weed stops that.

No. And weed stops covert. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So because I'm sick, I'm like, I'm really hoping I don't... Did you spray something? Did someone spray something? No, that's... I opened my tuna box. Oh, no. Did you actually spray a perfume or something? Yeah, I sprayed this. Oh, because my eyes are like burning and I was like, oh, God, the mustard gas is back. Yeah.

The mustard gas is back. But yeah, I guess it is from weed. Oh, you got me. And you got her tea, Clyde. Oh, you got me. Are you doing dabs or are you just hitting the bubbler? Um, what? What?

Did you just say to me? I'm not kidding. I think if I hit a bong, I would die. Like, even, like, because, like, mind you, as much as I'm like, oh, yeah, I smoke now, it's, like, a baby amount. Like, I literally still, like, I have, like, the lowest form. That's what an addict would say. Guys, I'm not addicted. I'm not addicted. I don't have a problem. I can stop anytime.

It's still, like, such a low dose every time. If I hit a bong, I actually think, like, I would, like, fall back, hit my head, and, like, fall into a coma. Have I ever talked about when I hit a dab rig because I thought I was, like, being cool and I was, like, catatonic all the way home and, like, my head was on the window of the truck and I was, like... And I, like, had no control over my body, so I was just, like... I literally...

Oh, yeah. I think I remember that story. I remember because every time he does the head thing, it makes me cry. Because I know where you're at. It was like riding a school bus and you're trying to be emotional and watching the raindrops race and your head is just vibrating on the window and your nose is getting itchy. Did I tell you the story when I had full-blown schizophrenia from weed? No. I was in high school and I did this...

this like backpacking trip with my friends. No, you didn't. Yeah, I did. Yes, I did. And I stayed in this hostel and I was like, I think I was like 17. And all the people in the hostel were like these cool,

What I thought were like cool college kids. But what are actually fucking freak-a-leeks who see 17-year-olds and they're like, you want to smoke? White people with dreads. That is the weirdest fuck. That's the weirdest fuck. I think there were some white people with dreads, honestly. There are Vikings, bro. So like, they're all like, I'm with me and my friend and they're like, dude, come in. Like, we're all smoking the volcano.

I've done those before and the same thing happens. Is that when it's in the water and you like... It's the bag. This was like the beginning of vape technology. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's like this $4,000 device and it just like fills up a bag. And it just... It's like pure, like clear air. Yeah. And so this is like my second time smoking weed. Kai, I literally have a story just like this and I'll tell it after yours, but my brother like got me high in Austin at the college off of a volcano. But his wasn't even a volcano. It was like the...

wooden box with a tube and with a glass tip. That's like around the same era for sure. So I'm hitting this thing and I'm just like, oh, this is air. Like it doesn't even taste like weed. And then like after like five minutes, I'm just like...

I'm going to leave. I don't feel normal. I don't know what this is. So you fly home. And then I step out of the room and I'm walking back to my cabin and I just hear thousands of voices telling me to enter the forest. It was the wicked forest. And I kid you not, I was so high that I was like, yeah, there's voices in the forest. They're asking me to come into the forest.

They're probably just people playing pranks on me. It was sirens. So I'm just going to get in my bed. It's all these cool college kids playing pranks on me. So I got in bed and I just heard the voices and they whispered in my ears to sleep. And I was like, oh, they're just surrounding the cabin, like whispering around the cabin. What the fuck? And then the next morning I was like, no, like I experienced schizophrenia. Damn.

Because I think I had probably the equivalent of like two bong rips. It was the evil witches in the forest. I literally have always been like, I would never do a dab. I would never hit a bong because literally we have a friend who...

the first time I ever saw someone smoke weed was this friend would chronically get crossfaded and throw up all the fucking time. And I didn't know that at the time, but it still scared me so much because like I have such a big fear of like throwing up, even though now when I get really drunk, I just like let it rip really quick and whatever. But I like if I'm like fully conscious, the idea of throwing up will literally send me into a fucking terror. Like,

freaks me out so i saw this person who was drunk go and hit a bong and like he laughed for like two seconds and then i saw his face go completely white and stare at all of us and then he just projectile vomited everywhere and i literally i felt like in a movie like it felt like i was in the purge and i was the first person to walk out of my house and he was purging for sure thank you

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But like I just felt like I'd witnessed something like terrifying. Like I feel like I watched somebody get stabbed and I just like shockingly backed up and like walked away. And now at any mention of a bong, that's all I can think of. And it's such a vivid memory. It's who I'm thinking, right? Yeah. It's such a vivid memory in my head. Like I remember exactly what that garage looked like. Like the way it was set up, there was like cabinets that you had to like get past to get to the sitting area. Like,

Yeah, now the idea of hitting a bong, like, I'm very convinced I would die. But I also am, yeah, I would just die regardless. Yeah. Because I'm going to die soon. Period. Period. We're all going to die soon. Period. Not me. Natural gas leak. Our house is going to explode. Well, you'll die first. You're older. Our house is going to explode in a gas leak. But I'm going to think...

Finish the like Austin story. But anyways, like my brother was like, let's like get high. And I was probably I was 16 because I was driving. So I was definitely 16. And I drove down to Austin. He was staying in like a shitty dorm at UT. And we like proceeded to get high and I was having like a good time. I was like, damn, maybe I can do it. This is lit. And then all of a sudden,

Jared leaves and goes to like some house party. So I'm there like all alone and I didn't want to go because I was like kind of like teetering on the edge of sanity. And I was like, well, I'm going to just like

stay here and vibe and I was all alone and I was alone with my thoughts and I was like really like losing touch with reality it was getting really spooky and then I just hear on the door and he's like open the fucking door open up and I'm like oh my god it's the police it's the police and I'm like oh my god I'm done I'm going to jail because there's a bunch of weed out so I like run around and start cleaning up and then I open the door and it's my brother's like eight

18 year old friend seven or 20 probably 19 year old friend and he's like dude the police are coming like they heard you smoked weed they're coming like you need to you need to figure your shit out and I start like literally sobbing and I'm shaking and I'm like literally like oh cool like I'm done for like the police are coming and then my brother comes back and it's like

the police are not coming. Just lay down and go to sleep. Cause he could tell I was like freaking the fuck out. And I laid there and I texted my mom and called my mom like all night. Cause I was so scared. And I don't know if she knows that story or, and I think she was aware that I was like blasted, zooted out of my mind. And she was just being like a cool mom and like talking me through it. But like,

I was so scared I was like mom like can you come get me when Austin's like three and a half hours away no but you can go to sleep that's for free I literally thought I was dying but I thought there was gonna be some twist like like a come and see or wait what is it come talk to me no no talk to me yes Drew no I thought it was gonna be like there was no one on at the door oh no like some crazy shit you're the schizophrenic one he's normal yeah period period

Right. I haven't had a bad high or anything in a while, but I do have this thing that if I'm in public and I get high, I will freak the fuck out because we've talked about this so many times. I will just analyze the... What was that? What are you doing? Are you taking a picture of my foot? What are you doing? You're still doing it. Stop it. Oh my God. Sorry for making you uncomfortable.

I guess. Thanks for admitting. Can you delete the pictures? No, don't take your feet out in front of me. You know this. I live here. We live together. My feet are like, how many pictures of my feet do you have? I'll just say I don't have a folder with 2000 pictures of your feet of you just laying on the couch. So like maybe I just the three I just took. So you have 2003 photos of my feet? No, like probably more like 1953 or something like that.

Drew, do you have a Dropbox dedicated to photos of Ennio's feet?

Yes, and I upload them across the internet. Oh, but they're... Okay, actually, I don't think it's that weird because it's for inspiration because your WikiFeet is so low and mine is so high that you're just trying to see what they feel. Always bringing up my WikiFeet. Always bringing up my WikiFeet. Every time we get into a real argument, I'm like, well, you have a fucking two on WikiFeet, you bitch. Yeah, can y'all go boost my rating on WikiFeet? Please, because it really is like a hit to my ego. Well, I have the highest score on WikiHole, so...

Yeah, because you have a weak hole. No grip. You got a wicked, nasty, scary hole. Yeah. Then why would the score be high as fuck? Well, because weak is like weak. Like worst. Oh, shit. The higher it is in the rating, the lower quality it is. Oh, so it's not a gripper. Fuck. Okay. My bad. Bitch, it's loose. It's loose. Bro, I'm so sick. You're used. Washed up. Your hole is washed up.

Oh, but at that party, I was digging in my purse before we left, trying to find my jewel. I know, everybody hates me. Oh, I fucking hate my whatever. Like, I'm a fucking freak, whatever. I saw someone the other day who was like, damn, she's hitting that fucking flume float and the jewel. We need to start abusing her so she stops. We need to save her. But...

I was digging in my purse, like, at this party looking for my jewel. And I was talking to someone, so I didn't look down. And I started, like, hitting it. And I was like, oh, this must be a burnt pod. This tastes weird. And I was just hitting it and talking. And then I was like, I, like, started overanalyzing the person. I was like,

Who are you? I'm seeing you. I looked down and I was like hitting my stizzy and I did the same thing in the car. And I don't get like scared or anxious in the house high, but when I'm in public and I'm talking to people I'm not really close to, or actually even people I'm close to, I'm like,

Oh, I can see you. I can see you. I know you better than you know yourself. That's literally like why I can't do weed is I literally like, I think I've talked about this like recently, but I psychoanalyze people and I see them for the real them. Like I can break down all the walls they've built and I can like break them down to like when they were like a child and like,

It's really fucked up. And like the things that went wrong in their childhood to make them act the way they do now. You have a psychedelic experience. Yes, period. That was literally me on my birthday last year when I like started sobbing because I was like, I love you guys so much. Well, what? I was going to say, I do think Parsley is the devil. I think...

We got mixed up and we call weed the devil. No, parsley is the real devil. That shit is the most vile tasting ingredient ever. And when I see it on like my meal, like whether if it's on like my omurice, like where the rice that you cut open, it goes on the egg you cut open, it goes on the ketchup rice. Like if I see it on there,

I literally like the meal has 12 points knocked off of it. It's immediately a negative two and they can only bring it back up with flavor. I cannot do parsley. It's like when I take like a pressed juice shot and it has parsley oil in it, it actually feels like it's doing more damage than good. Like it's really dangerous. I don't know if I know what parsley tastes like.

It tastes like fucking shit. Okay. It tastes like if you ate the ashes. Well, you also came into the living room yesterday and you were like, have y'all ever really tasted salt? Yeah, no. I was thinking about, I had like salt and I was like gargling it because my throat is a little sore and it's not from giving Kai head. Don't even fucking ask. My throat is like sore a little bit. Dude, nobody was asking that. Um...

I could hear them asking it in the comments. Yeah, me too. No, I was like gargling salt water and I was really tasting it for the first time and thinking about the flavor and I'm like, damn, salt really is just like licking a rock. Like it tastes like a mineral. Like it's kind of gross and like,

it hurts a little bit and i was just like next time you eat salt or dip your finger in some salt right now and lick it off your finger and taste it and think about the flavor it's kind of gross it's really nasty parsley is the devil though like parsley like don't even get me started about parsley like if there's one thing i could do and one legacy i could leave on this planet it's to eradicate parsley from our diet damn if you had the power to do something amazing you would just get rid of

Because I wouldn't say that. Like, I wouldn't do that. Yeah. No, personally, no. Not me either. Sis, never me, though. That's, like, my favorite genre video right now is going up to BYU people and being, like, asking them, like, gay people or the Book of Mormon. And they're like, I'm sorry, but, like, this is easy, the Book of Mormon. Yeah. And they're like, half a million dollars right now or five seconds with...

Gregory St. James or whatever the fuck his name is from the Book of Mormon and they're like I'm gonna take the five seconds with the Book of Mormon John Smith is it John Smith no it's John Snow oh okay yeah well I think I've said this on the podcast but I was really thinking about it again the other day having a kid who can kind of sing would piss me off like I never God forbid my child is like in my back seat one day and just kind of like ah he

like i don't know why they would be singing that song like yeah why where did that come from um but it would piss me off and i would destroy that kid's dreams and i would tell them they can't sing so that they shut the fuck up yeah because i it happened to me once my parent my dad told me i could sing good and i didn't shut the fuck up for weeks and my sister still makes fun of me for it to this day yeah because like

Still, I was like six years old and she'll be like, remember when dad told you you could sing good? And like you sang for two weeks in the car and he would like hype you up. And like, he was like, actually, you're not good. That's literally me. It'd be on the way to a baseball game that I didn't want to go to. And I'd be like singing along to like the ad break in a Howard Stern episode. And like my dad would be like, nice. Oh, yeah.

my little sister like used to be told she could kind of sing so she was that child and took it and i would just like get on her ass i'd be like listen if you're gonna be a singer you have to actually hone in and be good because you do not sound like you need me to my six-year-old sister who was like i have a dream to be on american idol i was like you are not my idol everyone did have a dream to be on american idol like everyone low-key was like i

I want to do that. I want to be on The Voice because I want to hit that fucking button and my chair swivel around. Like, I want to do that and, like, I want to do it for comedy and whoever makes me laugh just, like, smash it and, like, turn around even though I can give nothing to them. And I'm like, you were just funny, dude. I want to go on American Idol or Americans Got Talent and go up to... Americans Got...

And go up to Simon Cowell and rip his fucking skin off of his body and reveal the real person he really is underneath that skin. Or take the medallion that's hanging on his chest that's keeping him kind of young and just rip it off and watch him turn to dust in front of me. Because like, I swear, bro, he's a witch. Like he's a Wiccan. I swear to God. I had those fantasies. It was one was stopping a school shooter. Oh, classic. In high school. Classic. I feel like that's like a very like male fantasy.

I didn't grow up in a school where that was ever a thought. I literally didn't go to a school where I was ever like, something big is going to happen. We had one. We had three months where people were talking about blowing up the school. Oh my god. It was so funny because one of the main rumors was someone like

wrote like you know the like anonymous hacking group like someone wrote their saying on a wall in pencil and like everyone lost their minds and was like they're planning a bombing they're gonna blow this school up like white high school yeah yeah like classic like white moms like overprotective and no one went to school that day and then a few more times after that people were like he's gonna bring a gun to school like he's posting about it on snapchat and

he didn't so there was a kid at my school that dressed in like world war one german nerd like war stuff literally nerd and everyone was like he's gonna do it he's gonna do it i remember the kid we all thought was gonna do it and i'm not gonna say his name publicly but like if you went to my high school like you know who i'm talking about and thank god there was two kids

And I actually ran into one of them and he was like in a he was at a restaurant and I like was like chopping it up with him. And I was like, damn, like you've like turned into like a cool person. Like I want to hang out with you outside of this. But then he like vanished into thin air after that. And I never saw him again. In front of you. Yeah. He makes YouTube videos now. Oh, yeah.

I don't know why this conversation just reminded me of this, but in high school, there was this kid, there were two brothers, I think their names were like literally Christopher and like Jesus. And Christopher was like, God bless him. We were friends. And yeah, this is America. It's Jesus. Oh, okay. Okay. So Christopher and Jesus. So... Christopher and Jesus. Yeah.

Oh, you know what's crazy? I don't remember if his name was Jesus or we just started calling him this because of this story. So it was like these two white kids, like two of the like only white kids in our school. And both of them had really long hair. But like the quiet brother would always cover his face. Oh, they were brothers. Like, yes. And they were brothers. And he would always cover his face like with hair. And we like I think they were like, what's the twins up?

aren't identical. - Fraternal. - Fraternal, they were like fraternal as fuck. But we didn't know that, we just knew they were brothers and they were the same age, whatever.

The one brother who showed his face was mad fucking annoying. Like, God bless him. But, like, all of us were like, you're funny, but you're fucking annoying. And you're like, this is literally mean. But we were just like, you're not that cute to be annoying. Like, you're just fucking annoying. And, like, whatever. And I know your school was so judgmental about looks. Like, because ours were. Yeah, like, it's high school. It's like, literally, if you're going to be loud, you have to be cute. Like, you have to, like, you have to be cute. And he, but he was, like, a funny kid. So he was, like, we all knew him also because, like,

The only two white brothers with long ass hair. We were like, you might as well be Justin Bieber. Like, that's crazy. Like, actually, every, like, there was one other white kid in my, like, elementary school who had, like, long hair and everybody called him Justin Bieber because, like, that was the thing. Like, literally, I got called Miley Cyrus and this kid got called Justin Bieber because those are the two, like, most famous white people to us, like, when we were growing up. But whatever. Yeah.

In high school, like, I don't remember how this happened, but, like, the quiet brother, I was, like, talking to him, and I was like, are you ever gonna, like, get your hair out of your face? Because, like, literally none of us knew what he looked like because he always had his hair in his face. I'm not kidding. One day, all of us got around and convinced him to move his hair, and he was the most gorgeous person ever. And all of us, like, the brother must have, like, actually wanted to kill himself when I think about this because all of us were like, bruh, you should be the one covering your face.

And we all like turned and we were like, dude, you cover your face. You show your face. Switch spots. No more of this. Like we were all like, and we were like, you're literally Jesus. You're so gorgeous. And like, we were literally like, we were just like praising the fuck out of him because it was like the big reveal that he was like an,

under like his hair and being the most quiet person ever was like genuinely gorgeous and it's like that we started calling him Jesus it's literally that trope of like hot or like nerdy girl with glasses pulls her hair down and takes her glasses off and walks down the stairs and they're like oh my god but yeah so we started calling him Jesus because that's the third most famous white person we knew that's everyone calls me Jesus ironically enough

- Dude, that's so weird. - Ironically enough, ironically enough, you know what they call me? Skank, that's what they called me. - Butthole, they call you Butthole in Tuna Box. - No, they, actually no one called me anything. I was really annoying in high school though. As far as I know. - Did we talk about, oh this fact is gonna blow y'all's fucking minds. I'm not even kidding. Like it literally rocked my fucking world.

You had to take a sip of air before you went in. I had their gulp real quick. No, it's... The fact is that your Tuna Box fucking reeks, bitch. No, it's...

We knew that. There are more trees on Earth than stars in the Milky Way. Tenfold. Which is fucking crazy. Yes, there's a hundred trillion... Wait, is it? I have to know. A hundred billion trees on Earth. Which I'm like, girl, if we have that many trees, keep cutting them down. Like, what the fuck? We got too many trees. Also, is it like...

Are people like on the sustainability train like anti-real trees for Christmas? Because I fucking hate plastic trees. I fucking hate plastic Christmas trees. I bet it's better to use a fake tree than destroy them. Yeah, 100%. But I'm sorry. Like tradition is tradition. My family has always used real trees. I'm never getting a plastic tree. Yeah. But there's 100 billion stars in the Milky Way and there's an estimate of...

3.04 trillion trees on earth. Wow. Which I'm like gag like okay I'm gonna get in the tree business and cut all them bitches down like the Lorax like that shit sounds like it's a lucrative business. Shout out to the guy who's counting all the trees. Yeah shout out to them people. Is that like an estimate? That has to be an estimate. Nobody fucking knows. Yeah it's an estimate. Image vibes. Yeah. AI can count them. Yeah. Well guys

I'm like super proud of the trio this year. We'll insert a picture. Granted, it doesn't have the ornaments yet. He is so... No, it's Gaggiana Grande. It looks great. Let me fucking live. It looks great. Nat yesterday was like, damn, do you want us to get up and take a picture with it?

And I was like, yeah, actually, yeah. But she literally went to stand up because she thought you were serious. She was like, are you going to do it now? I was like, yeah, no, you're right. Like, we do need a picture next to it. But I'm obsessed with the tree. I've never, like, made a tree this pretty before and it looks this good without fucking ornaments. But we're going to have to take it down. Why? Because of Zool.

What did Azul do? He's trying to eat all the plastic tinsel. Oh, that's why I put it on the stool because he was eating all the fucking tinsel yesterday. And it's pissing me off. Oh my God, he's pissing me off. You could just get rid of it on the bottom a little bit. But yeah, he saw literally like a moth to a flame. He saw something shiny and wet and started like... I just heard like...

like that sound i was like what the fuck is that um and i was like what is that sound i look over and he was like doing the thing cats do when they're eating something that they literally can't eat and they're like trying to get it under their teeth like do you know what i'm talking about yeah and like he was like i saw his head like jerking and i was like what the fuck is he doing and he had like a bunch of it in his mouth and i was like ripped it out of his mouth and then he kept coming into the room and like looking at me and like looking at nat and like carl and being like

I'm not going to do it. And, like, just, like, literally, like, kind of standing around the tree and, like, looking at it and then looking back at us. Like, he was so sentient in that moment because he was like, I know she's going to take it away from me. Yeah. And then we lifted it and he came back in and he, like, looked up and he, like, kind of perched on the little stool. And then he, like, backed up because he was like, okay, they're, like, obviously take, like, they're moving it away from me. So I need to, like...

I need to find the moments when no one is in here so I can do this. He literally died. He literally died. Remember when I first got him, that was like our first year that we got a tree and he would hide behind the tree all the time? And we were terrified that trees were like poisonous to him. I thought everything was poisonous to Azul. Now I'm like, bro, if you were on the street, you'd be eating fucking... You'd be eating leftover ketamine from somebody who like dropped it and was like drunk on the street. Like, you can live. Ugh.

You will live. You're going to live. Okay, last thing I want to talk about is the charged lemonade from Panera Bread. Have you been hearing about it's literally like the most deadly drink of all time? Did they not take it off the menu after that girl? No, another old man died. Really? Yes, like recently in the past two days. Damn, they are standing their fucking ground with that shit. I know, I'm like, get that shit off the shelf. Why are they dying? It's just...

Too much flavor? It's like 400 and something, like 480 milligrams of caffeine in one drink. And it's just like chilling out so people will chug it and then be like, well, that was good. I'm going to get another and not realize that they're having 18 cups of coffee in one sitting while they're eating with their meal. And they just OD on caffeine. When I first moved here,

to LA, I started to get really bad heart palpitations. I was like, what is happening? And then I realized that I remember when I used to drink the Yerba Mate. Yerba Mate is Red Bull and coffee all in the same fucking day. Yeah, I used to literally wake up, have a coffee, have a Yerba Mate, get another coffee, have a Red Bull, have another Yerba Mate. And then before I went to sleep, I was like, I'm going to have a little coffee. It's nice out. It was

fucked up and it was awesome is that what that is where like your heart will like move into your throat for a second almost I don't know how to describe this it literally almost feels like you're having a heart attack like your chest is like squeezing it's so scary but they're literally like fairly normal like that and the prostate

Shooting prostate pain. Oh my god. Oh my god. Literally the worst feeling ever. My favorite story is me and a bunch of friends in New York were sitting on the curb and one of our homies was eating a burger and it happened to him and he let out a yelp that I still remember so vividly because he was eating it. He goes, It's really like that, y'all. Literally like a moan scream and we all were like,

whoa what the fuck was that he got so embarrassed and he like was choking on his burger so you like that can't be normal it's it apparently just happens to everybody because it's like it happens to me all the time like it's like that it happens to me all the time I just realized recently that women go through that too and I was like

fuck like you guys have to go through that and periods and dude and fucking birth yeah and like misogyny and boobs I didn't even think about misogyny and boobs like boobs that are too big so they like hurt your back yeah literally I think my back I'm gonna burst into tears yeah y'all aren't even near tears you're just like kind of sitting

And just, like, give me a second to, like... Work them up. Yeah. Chill. I have to think about it a little more. Just let me think about huge boobs for a second. Like... It'll make me start crying. I'm getting sad just thinking about that. I'm getting a boner. I'm a boner. Well, I said this at the live show, but I literally can't stop thinking about cavemen breaking their backs. Like, it's really been, like, haunting me. Like, I just don't understand. Like, there's so many things about, like, yield...

What the hell? What made you think that we were about to kiss? What? No, it totally seemed like... That totally seemed like you were... No. She was trying to kiss me. I was starting to talk and like he was ignoring me talking. Your body language just like... He just seemed like... Dude, just like don't... Just don't do that to me. Just don't be around you? Yeah. Ow. She hit me. What? That was really... She hit me.

Help me. But yeah, cavemen like breaking their backs and like just breaking limbs and not being able to do absolutely anything about it really is freaking me out because I was really thinking about it and at the live show I was like, what did they do? Did they just leave him there? And they definitely just like took him back to the village. Like, okay. And he just laid on his back. And until he died. Like,

They would just blow smoke on him. He'd be like, stop. Take me to the hospital. Take me to the witch doctor. So the way this process

process started is I saw this video of a bear falling out of a tree and like falling on his back I was like okay that bear definitely died and then I was thinking I don't know why my brain immediately went to cavemen who would fall out of trees but I was like oh my god like imagine y'all are all hunting your homie falls out of a tree breaks his fucking back like you don't know what breaking your back is other than sexually because you know they were fucking and like they would fucking be like oh what is my back it takes a village to blow your back out

You just have a really strong fat. Dude, this entire time since the live show, I thought you only meant it in a sexual way. No. I thought you were only talking about kids breaking each other's back. My brain is so poised at this point. You're rotting, bro. No, I'm serious. Wait, did you actually think that? It wasn't until right now that I was like, oh, she literally means breaking your back. You're rotting. Yeah, I meant literally like...

like this motherfucker falls out of the tree, breaks his back and people are like, get up, like get up. Like how did they even talk? They were like, like, like, like, like I literally don't know. That's like good thing. Get up. But like in a loving way, you can't get up.

and you just take him back to the village and you let him die because it's like damn my homie's really dead from falling out of that tree I didn't even because you know hella people fell out of trees and they like got up and they were like oh like kind of just embarrassed and kept it pushing but like there had to have been the first one to fall out of the tree and not get up and play it cool and just like on the

What's crazy is it wasn't until like 100 years ago that if you broke your leg, you weren't just completely fine. I know. It wasn't until like literally like 60 years ago that like if you got like a bacterial infection, like they could save you. Like if you got like the cold at the wrong time, you would just die because we didn't understand germ theory like that.

That's crazy. Like a hundred years ago, if you broke your ankle, the doctor would just come in with a leech. He'd be like, dude, I honestly don't know. What those cavemen should have been doing is just taking some elderberry, bro. Yeah, some zinc and elderberry and they would have been chill. I'm anti-holistic medicine now.

not anti it but i'm like i'm i'm pro letting my body do what it's supposed to fucking do and let it figure it shit out i'm low-key pro big pharma because i was doing all the holistic shit for a week and i'm still fucking sick and i'm like even more sick yeah i'm like even more sick i've been killing my like immune system because i od'd on fucking vitamin c and my body's like we don't need all this like we need to purge it i was reading this like research paper that um

Was saying like if you have a sore throat. Like if you kiss the boy sitting next to you. Like passionately. And like make his dream come true. It'll fix you. That's like so blanket statement. It's interesting. I can show you the research paper. I'm going to.

Yeah, do it. No. Wait, are you guys about to kiss right now? I think we're going to kiss soon. It's feeling like we're going to kiss soon. Drew really wants it. Wait, is it going to be like right now? No. I'm sick. While I'm here and can watch. I'm sick and I have my clothes on. I have a rule that I can only kiss Drew with my clothes off.

Period. I can't stop thinking about like what? Toxoplasma gondii. Okay, no. I can't stop thinking about like cavemen with broken bones just like dying because like they didn't know what to do. Toxoplasma gondii makes you love cats. It's a little parasite in their fucking bodies that they shit out and it gets into the air and when you're petting them and shit and it gets into your body and takes over your mind and

And it makes you love cats. And that's a theory why we think everyone loves cats. Has it ever been proven? Yeah. I think it... Yeah, that one's proven. Also, the one that it's like, if you live with a cat, like 40% of people that are reckless drivers have a cat because there's... I'm serious. I know, I know, I know. It's like some bacteria in the shit. I'm laughing. Yeah. That like makes you like a reckless driver. Yeah. Or like more, you take risks more. Yeah, it's the risks. Oh, yeah.

Well, I've been driving this way since I was in Miami. I've been driving since I was 14. But you had that kitty, kitty, purr, purr. And I didn't have a license until I was 18. You had that kitty, kitty, purr, purr with all the bacteria in it making you a reckless driver. My tuna box? Mm-hmm. Well, it used to be kitty, purr, purr, but recently it's deformed into tuna box. Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. We didn't talk about Josiah going on American Idol and flopping down, but we'll like have to bring him on. We have to bring him on here and talk about it. Yeah. Um.

Right. And then I also had a dream that I was super swollen, like my face was super swollen. But we didn't really think about the 100 billion stars in the Milky Way, but there's 3.04 trillion trees on this planet that doesn't register with my brain. And they say climate change is a thing. Yeah, there's 422 trees per person.

See, if we all mined all 400 of those, we could all make like 25 bucks. And then we could solve a lot of issues. That Black Friday is going to be lit. Yeah, literally. Okay, let's, oh wait, let's tap into Drew's brain floss. Oh my God. Oh, new segment? Yeah, new segment. New segment alert. All right, I'm going to talk about DB Cooper today. Okay, you're going to like this one.

So in the 1970s... It's like a cheesy smell? Yeah, like there's a stinky smell.

Do you smell that? Yeah. I just went and blew my nose, so now I smell. It's just your snot that works. Isn't it like those artisanal cheeses that you bought? Yeah, it's the cheeses. We got rid of it, though. It's not my crotch. It's the cheeses. We did get Wingstop again, and it might be the rotting Wingstop ranch in the garbage can. Oh, that's definitely what it is. Yeah. Or, no, there's also Chipotle sour cream in the refrigerator. Yeah.

And if you know anything about Chipotle, it's that that sour cream fucking stinky boots down Gaga, the house is burning. Like, it's the worst smell ever. Everyone who knows knows. And who, if you don't know, you don't deserve to know. Period. Okay, but...

That's like part of the new intro and we'll do, we'll do, yeah, we'll do like the Drew Sapp corner cut. We'll do something with that. Sure, sure. And it's just like historic events.

Drew's brain floss. I really don't like that. No, like you're going to have to figure it out. And we'll add like a little title card and shit. Drew's brain floss. Do you want to like put a, like a, a vocoder? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

Okay. Coming through a tin can with floss. So this guy, D.V. Cooper, bought a one-way plane ticket to Portland. To white people paradise, Portland. Literally. And no one was like suspecting a thing. There was like nothing going on. He wasn't being suspicious. He just sat in the back of the airplane and smoked a cigarette.

Bring that back, by the way. I know, literally. Bring that back. And the flight attendants weren't even suspicious. They were serving him. It was a vibe. It was a key. Well, eventually, partway through the flight, he handed a flight attendant a note. And the note said, I have a bomb. Sit next to me.

And we got to talk about some shit. And so she did. That's ultimate res. Yeah, literally, literally threatening someone with a fucking bomb. And so he like proceeded to open a suitcase or a briefcase that had like what looked like six pieces of dynamite in it. So she was like, oh, gag, like I literally have to fucking sit down next to him or he's going to blow this shit up.

And he told her to tell radio command to land in Portland and then bring him $200,000 and a parachute for exchange of all of the passengers on board. So he was like... Why the parachute? You'll see. It's fucking crazy. Um...

So it was like one of the first times they like negotiated with a terrorist and they were like, okay, like we just are gonna have to do this because like he literally has a bomb and he'll kill everybody on board and he doesn't give a fuck. Like he has nothing to lose. They didn't know who he was at that point.

So they obeyed. They brought in the $200,000 in cash and a parachute. This is a Mr. Beast video. Yeah, literally. And they like let him go. They literally let him fucking hijack the airplane and go. And then halfway through his flight, I think he was flying to like... I forget where he was flying. He was flying somewhere else. To the Bahamas. Yeah, some crazy shit like that. But then...

Partway through the flight, he literally just jumped out of the back of this Boeing with the cash and a parachute and was literally never seen again. Like he just disappeared. Where did the plane go? I don't know that part of the story. I'm thinking there might be people that were like flying the plane and he was just like on board with them and had them fly.

at his like becking order but he also could have been flying the fucking plane and the plane crashed which i think the plane actually might have crashed but anyways he jumped out of the back of this fucking plane with a parachute and um then a few years later

There was like a news, a long time later, like a decade later, a new story came out where this person like was just playing on the beach with their kids. And this kid was just like digging a sandcastle and then found like a stack of cash and then found another stack of cash and then found three stacks of cash like in this hole in the ground. And everyone was like, oh my God, this is where DB Cooper jumped out because they had like a 20 mile radius of where-

He left. He landed. But this was like 20 miles away from where he landed. So everyone's like, oh, either because not all the cash stayed with them. Like they were like, oh, either like these three stacks of cash floated down the river and somehow all magically ended up in this hole or these people stumbled upon D.B. Cooper's like

some of the cash he left behind and like there's still remnants of him like in society but i was like damn that would make a good ass movie or like a good ass episode in a show or some shit like that because the kid who found all of it was leonardo dicaprio yeah yeah and that's how he could afford acting school really yeah that's where that story went yeah wow

And Einstein. Yeah. He gave some of the money to Einstein. Seriously? Yeah. Einstein was standing outside of Burger King and wanted money. Yeah. And Leonardo DiCaprio gave him $2. So that's how we have. I'm going to have to check the source on that. Then Einstein gave Oppenheimer a chance. And that's D.B. Cooper essentially like created the nuke in a way. Wow. Yeah. Yeah.

You should know these kind of things. It's like you're old. Did you know that Oppenheimer was in the vlog squad and that's how he got big? Dude, have you seen Oppenheimer on live? Like begging for tips? Yeah, he fell off, I guess. Weird, he fell the fuck off. I don't know if I believe that story. No, it's all real. It all happened. D.B. Cooper? D.B. Cooper, yeah. D.B. Cooper. Gag. He was unidentified. They still haven't found him.

But they found his parachute and some money. Wait, I got to find out what happened to the plane. Oh, wait, the plane was still active and it flew a few times after that. Several times, actually, and eventually was last flown to with key airlines when she retired and then she was retired and scrapped the airplane.

So it survived. So I guess they had like people flying a plane or some shit and they were like at his beck and order like they're going to die. That would have happened if he was on my plane and I was the flight attendant. I would have just gave him the craziest head ever and he would have been like, actually, this is better than money. You know, if I was anybody on that fucking flight, I would not have let that shit slide. That's what I'm saying. I'm the kind of person that I see something...

unfolding and i'm like not today something is wrong with me because i will never forget being on a flight with johnny knoxville and my biggest fear was the plane going down and nobody giving a fuck that i died because johnny knoxville was on the flight like that was like my that's all i could think about the whole flight i was like this plane better not fucking go down because no i'm gonna trend on tiktok for you page for 20 minutes but johnny knoxville will outshine me no that's really like

The deepest, darkest parts of my ego was when I was like 16, 17, 18, like flying across the country and like...

hoping that my plane would crash and everybody on board would die but I would be the lone survivor like oh my god and you would like barely be hurt yeah literally I would like my plane seat would like detach and it would act as like a parachute and I would just kind of like float down and maybe break a leg or two because I like having broken bones I always wanted that like in those fantasies but I would have like a little cute cut like under my eye a cunty cut and I would be in school I'd have like a slate

I was gonna say imagine getting a slay scar from like up here on your forehead all the way down your cheek like Harry Potter be like yeah and you're in math and all the girls were like oh my god like literally what happened and I was like I really wanna talk about it I would literally have the biggest ego ever I'd be like you think I need to go to fucking school

I just signed a book deal for $300,000. What's a book deer? Yeah, wait, what is that? It's like when I get done banging your mama from the back. It's like, oh, sign the book deer because it's like a memo pad of everyone I bang. Oh, you have the memo pad outside your room. That was a good save. Drew, sign up corner. The world hasn't been right since that Popeye's chicken sandwich came out. Shut up.

I might have done these. Yeah, I think you did that one. We should replace mental illness with swag. Yeah. Fuck. Y'all be like, I'm so bored staying at home all the time, bro. Go 10 feet outside of your home and dig up some worms and make them a little house out of sticks and mud and make them get married. If you cheat on me, you're only hurting your grandma because me and my homies jumping her. Shut up. Yeah, I think you did these.

When I do Drew's Saab Corner, it's mainly for laughs, but watch out, you might learn a thing or two. You did that last week. You're having like a break. I do like this bit of just saying all of them again. I'm going to have to because no one's emailing me any new ones. We've gotten emails. We've gotten emails. Really? I swear. What? I don't check that email ever. You got to forward those to me. Okay. Why don't you look at the meme page? Um...

That's literally a goaded meme of all time. Just insert that. Insert that one. Someone help me. I think my leg is broken. My son that I hate. What does that even mean? That's one of my favorites. We'll do Sugarstorm Trent Reznor, At Last, I Am Free, 2008, Chic, Pack Your Romantic Minds, Stereo Lab, and

veranda maison book girl and you hates that song what song is that oh yeah i love that song uh walk on by otis the third um and that's it that's all you get i'm watching jiu-jitsu kaizen still gucci oh bitch one we watched admittedly only part of the beyonce documentary um

Because we had to leave very early because there were some things going on in some people's lives that we had to attend to and we didn't want to leave them and they were in my car. But

From what I saw, it was Gucci down to the socks. Like it was so good. It literally felt like I was there again. Like the same emotions. I know. It made me want to go back to her concert so bad. And I was like, oh my God, if she doesn't tour again, I think I'm going to explode. We have like five years before another tour at least. Don't say that. Yeah, literally at least. And by then, like, I don't know if she'll be touring like that anymore. I don't know if I'll be alive. Yeah, period. We're going to hijack some airplanes or carriages.

Or cause a gas leak in our house and settle on some insurance money. The fuck? That's not going to happen. And then I also... We also watched... What's that documentary? Love is something. Love has won. Love has won. We watched Love Has Won. Oh, wait. Oh, Love Has Won is so good. And it was so good. It just follows this weird fucking cult that...

It's really good because you really get to see the minds of the people that are involved in a cult and you kind of start to understand how and why people get involved in cults and it's just really fascinating and honestly humanizing. It's also cool because it's one of the first cult things that you see where the people who were a part of the cult are one, still alive and two, actually telling the story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, Watch Love has one.

And then I'll let you do your medium. And then mine is obscured by the smashing pumpkin surrender by suicide. Um, I love you. Golden blue, sonic youth, still bumping oral, um, both physically and the one by Bjork and Rosalia, Rosalia. I always say, I used to say Rosalia, like she was like an old lady, Rosalia. Um,

Moon Age Daydream by David Bowie. And then there's these two Seger Ross songs, but they literally, I can't say them, but it's like S-A-E-G-L-O-P-U-R. And then the other one is S-V-E-F-N. No one's going to even look this up. Y'all don't give a fuck. You fucking hate me. And then, yeah, we have the same media, so that's it for me.

I will say y'all don't have these and you're not special enough to have these, but they do drop on the 7th. The happy 99 Reebok? Yes. I have a pair. If you want to be cool like me and Inya, go cop those. I have a pair, so I'm cool. Like automatically. They are actually so fucking cool. Period. All right. And that's our media of the week. Thank you guys so much for watching. I'm sick. I'm sick. Somebody send me love.

Love will cure all. Level three love. All right. Bye.