Dreams and The Astral Plane
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Welcome back to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Emergency Interquomo. Governor Cuomo. Somebody commented, it was like, every single fucking time you say, welcome back to this episode, it doesn't make sense because I've never been here. How are you welcoming me back? Wait, should we... And I'm not going to change it. I'm not changing it. And I need 30 more comments about that to boost us in the algorithm. No. Um...

Fuck, what was I gonna fucking say? Damn it. Oh my god. Whatever, keep going. You said, should we...

Oh, I was going to say, should we introduce ourselves every episode? Like, I'm Inya, I'm Drew. Okay. But I don't know if we need to do that. That's pretty big-headed of you. There are plenty of people who come on here and they're like, I have no idea who these fucks are. That's what I'm saying. That is pretty, like, dim. Like, I don't even know why. I think the first episode I said, like, let's say this because it sounded good in my brain and I didn't think about the fact that. I think we said, like,

No, I think on the first episode we said, like, welcome to Emergency Intercom. But now we say welcome to Emergency Intercom. Welcome back to this episode. Welcome to Emergency Intercom. Yeah, welcome to Emergency Intercom. My name is Enya Umanzor. And I'm Drew Phillips.

Andrew for sure. My tits are huge. Actually, I didn't even tell you this, but when I was in New York... Your boobs got bigger? No. When I was in New York, I was shopping at this store and the lady who runs the brand of... It was like a pop-up. Um...

She wanted my phone number. She said you weren't there. Why are you interjecting yourself? But basically, she looked at my boobs and guessed my boob size. Damn. Because she kept being like, I used to make bras. I used to make bras. Which showed in the clothing because I never... Let me guess your boob size. Try. My God. Are you good? No.

I'm trying new items to do on it. Does it taste bad? No, I choked on it. Can I try them? Oh my fucking god, yeah. You say, can I try? Can I guess your boob size? Oh my god.

I like took a sip and then I started laughing at my answer because I was going to say like 36F or something. So it's like insane. But no, I don't know boob sizes. Like, are you like a C?

I wish. I used to be a C. So are you a B or a D? I'm a D. I'm a D cup for anybody wondering. You're a 7D. No, what the fuck? 34D. Yeah, because that, what that, did you say 34? I think I'm 36. I have a wider rib cage than people assume, but that's what she said. She like looked at me and said 34D. And I was like, that's insane for how close she was because I've been standing in front of this woman for like three minutes and she hasn't like seen my boobs. And she was like, yeah, I'm

Like I like really know boobs well. And then the brand I'm talking about is Pretties. The woman who runs that brand is literally one of the most interesting characters I've ever spoken to. I literally loved her. But it's a brand I've always seen bitches wear. And I'm like, I really want this shit. But I didn't think my boobs would look good in it because you know how the old saying goes, nobody likes big tits when it comes to clothing. So I had like my doubts, but that clothing does like big tits.

Slay. And that's my story. But she looked at me and guessed my boob size. And I was like, that's insane. And then she said the funniest thing. And she's like, and that's without squeezing or anything. And I was like, that is without. That's without feeling those sandbags. Shut the fuck up.

Those heavy little sandbags. And that's my story. And I've been on a shopping spree and I love buying clothes. I'm still not over... My throat is burning right now. And it's in my nose. I'm going to have a sinus infection from that. So I hope you guys are happy. I hope they be happy. Um...

You don't have anything else to say, bitch? I was going to say I watched, or I'm like 95% sure that I saw someone die in front of me. In my dream, I saw someone die and it was really fucking gnarly. Oh my God. Girl, hold on. Wait, sorry, sorry, sorry. I just like am remembering my whole dream and in my dream was fucked up.

Fucked up. Dude, I had a fucked up dream too. I have it all written down. We're going to get into this episode. But literally, I texted the group chat right when it happened, but I was driving to go get some dinner and like...

I was parked at the light where the people sell flowers and I was going to buy some flowers. So I was like, Inya does it. She's teaching me something. This is a really good thing to do for these people. So I was going to buy flowers and then...

the fucking car at the intersection, like sped through, like right in front of me. Like I thought your car was gonna get hit. I was like, oh my fucking God, sped through there and like hit this other car that was like going to turn

and like crash into the front of it and like immediately it was like the loudest sound I've ever heard like like you could hear screams from inside the car and my window was down so I could hear them and then like immediately just smoke rose and I was like I saw like all these like men like getting out of their cars and like running over there and I was like dude I'm such a pussy because like I just stayed in my car and just like looked like watched and like

Cops showed up, whatever. I was stuck at the light for like 10 minutes and it was smoking and I was like, do I get out of here? Is this car going to explode? And then an ambulance showed up and carried this woman out of the car and she was covered in blood and she got put on a stretcher and I don't know if she was dead or alive. So...

Death follows me. Death follows me. You are so fucking annoying. No, the fucking thing not being like, and that was really tragic that that would happen to somebody else who has nothing to do with me. You making it about yourself. Yeah. Yep. Death follows me everywhere I go. I've seen so many people die in my life. In Miami, there's this one street next to my house that I always was like, the jaywalking here is insane, but I never put two pieces together. It's like,

a five lane road, like two lanes and then a turning lane. But it is literally, I'm not kidding, that street goes a mile without any crosswalks. So that's why the jaywalking is so bad. But basically my brother and dad saw someone who got hit by a car and her legs were broken. - Damn, my aunt got run over by a bus once. - Oh, I don't wanna air my family out, but something happened like that.

to see like one of my family members hit someone but no sadly my oh one time no i don't i don't want to say things that are gonna embarrass my family one time my aunt um sped into a pole she's okay but me when i let the intrusive thoughts win when they just like take over um yeah but my aunt got run over by a bus and uh yeah it was just like this

Family spectacle. She's fine, though. And she can walk now. It's family spectacle. But before I forget my stupid fucking dream, I was in traffic and I had to get home really quick because something bad was happening at my family's house.

So I was like trying to rush to get like around this traffic. This was last night? Yeah. And I was in my dad's big ass truck. And I just like kind of went off road to go around. And everyone was stopped in front of this car that had parked. And there was a lady outside screaming, just like screaming. And I couldn't hear what she was saying. And everyone turned to me and was like, no, like back off.

up. Like, do not come this way. And then I almost didn't listen to them to be rude because I saw there was a space I could speed past. I was like, oh, whatever. Wait, you literally experienced what I experienced in real life in your dreamscape? No, because what I say next is like really, really, really fucked up. Like, and so graphic.

I like went into a gas station to cut through the gas station to get onto another road. And when my car was still facing this woman, I looked and she, I think had like a bomb or something on her and she fucking just exploded. And like, it like, my dream was so vivid that I watched like a human, like literally explode and everyone around her, like was like hit with shrapnels of her bones. Oh my God. Like was freaking out.

And then I was like, I don't even have time to process this because something bad, something else bad is happening at my family's house. So I had to rush home. And the bad thing happening at my family's house was this stalker person was trying to like... Ew, why am I visualizing that? I can't stop visualizing her exploding. This person was trying to break into my family's home. And when I got there, the doors were unlocked. So I thought my family was murdered already. And it was a really big house. And I had to run around the house trying to find my family. And I thought all of them were dead. Aww. Aww.

And that was my dream last night and then I woke up with a really dry throat. Oh, see I've been waking up with a really dry throat recently. It's because our fucking home gets to, I'm not kidding, 63 degrees in the middle of the night. Yep, and also the mold.

No, it's not the mold, but I will say you've scared me with the mold and now I don't want to run the heater because I don't want to cook the black mold. We're going to cook the black mold and the spores are going to be released and we'll be like, oh, it's time. Let's go. Why don't you get that mold testing kit that I sent you? I'm going to. I asked for it for Christmas from my mom. But I have to go into my notes because I have it written down. Your dream? My dream. Okay.

Okay, I just needed to get the people who were involved and just like a brief synopsis of like what was going on. Okay, so it was me, you, Orion, and a fourth party that I can't remember who it was for the life of me. And I even wrote that down in the notes because I was like, I don't know who the fuck was with us, but someone else was with us. But it was us four. We were eating like brunch in New York. Like we were just like we were having a late brunch in New York.

And like, we're just sitting there like shooting the shits. Like, I remember like the conversation we were having was like actually funny. And I was like, Oh, like I want to write this down, but I forgot it because I was like actually funny shit. And I was like, why is my like sleeping brain actually hilarious too? Um, but then like all of a sudden we hear like these like blood curdling screeches like from behind us. And, um,

um, like the loudest screams like I've ever heard in my entire life, like screeches. Um, and like, we were all immediately like, wait, what the fuck is going on? Like, let's go check it out. So like we all four walk around this like corner and like, we see the people screaming and there's like this, uh, like,

apartment building that was like being built that like had collapsed on onto like a couple workers and I was we were like oh like That's not that big of a deal like let's help these people get out So we helped these like construction workers get out everybody was fine And then we keep walking the screams are like continuing and like as we keep walking up the street they get louder and louder and louder and then like we like eventually hit this point where

Up the street, like, a sinkhole had opened up underneath, like, this skyscraper. And it had collapsed. And, like, all you could see were, like, dead bodies just flung everywhere. Like, they were, like, you know, light poles. Someone's going to diagnose us in the comments and be like, it is not normal to have this vivid of, like, terrifying dreams. But we have them all the time. It was fucked up. Like, I was, like... It was like the plane crash, like, dream that I had, like...

in like one of the first episodes, but it was like so vivid. Like I could see like the smoke in the air and like, you could feel it in your lungs and like the people that like

there were parts of the building that hadn't fully collapsed, like the stairwells hadn't fully collapsed, so there were people at the top of those screaming, like, help me, help me, my kids are down there. Literally, I retained everybody's conversation. There was people hanging from light poles and crazy as shit and just screams, deafening, deafening screams. And then I don't know how it ended. I don't remember at the top of my head.

Oh, but yeah, we like, we were, we were digging, we just were digging for bodies. And, and then I remember like, or at the end of it, like we went back to brunch and we just had a conversation. I was like, this is like, that just changed like the trajectory of our life forever. Like I can't believe that experience. But we went back to brunch. Yeah, but we still had our mimosas after digging up dead bodies. I've actually never like once in my life had a alcoholic drink at brunch. Neither have I. Like I don't.

That sounds like I've gotten day drunk once and then I was like, oh, I want to sleep by six. So like, why? Why would I do that? Day drunk is fun, though. Maybe if I had the chance to do it right now, like I'm like right now, like at this fucking moment. Let's get drunk on the podcast. Let's do it. I've actually realized there are a lot of people who like like drink when filming their podcasts and like drink before. And I'm like, that's a little unhealthy. Oh.

I remember... Imagine you had to drink to work. I was like... One of the earlier episodes, I was like, I feel like if I just had a shot before every podcast, I would be good. I'd feel fine. And then both of y'all were like, absolutely fucking not. You said that again in front of me and another friend of ours. And we were both... He was like...

No. Like, no, do not do that. Because I think you had had, like, an alcoholic drink and we were, like, being really funny. And you were like, I should do this before we film. And we were like, no, you don't need to. Don't do all that. Don't do all that. When I live alone, I am going to... No, but the thing is, I always talk about this. I like... I'm going to enter my wine era. I like... No, not even wine. Because the thing with wine is, like, I like seeing, like, the, like...

Other 25-year-old girls and, like, doing their wine thing. Or, like, the 24-year-old, like, girls doing their wine thing. But, like, wine tastes like fucking butt fuck and you can't convince me otherwise. Like, that's not... Truffle butter? Tastes like truffle butter or butt fuck? That's a good joke. Come on. Come on, man.

Give it to me. Give it to me. Come on. Just like give it to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ew, chill. Wine tastes like butt. But I was just going to say like being like someone who could make like pretty drinks. I always see on TikTok like those pages of someone being like, let's make this drink. And they make like a really pretty drink. And I'm like, whoa, wow.

But I don't want the alcohol. Do you know what elevates? And the alcohol is what makes all that shit taste like that. But that's why I got that like non-alcoholic spritz. Spritzer bitter. Bitter spritzer. Bitters. Literally what elevates an alcoholic beverage to the next level for me every single time is if it's purple and if it has sparkles in it.

You're talking about one specific drink. No, that's hypnotic. But I'm talking about mixed drinks. I've just seen it made a bunch of times where they put like mica powder and it's purple. And then they also add like lemon juice and then it turns blue. I'm like, come on. Come on, chemistry.

Also in New York, that one bar we went to, all of those drinks are so pretty. I don't want to say the name of it because I enjoy going there. You don't want to blow the spot up. It's a really popular bar. It's not like I'm like, I don't want to give promo, but I just like, I like to go there, get drunk and talk shit. And if one of you saw me there, I would actually probably tell you my business because I would be two drinks in and be like, hey, hey.

But yeah, that place has like really pretty drinks. Like I love a bar that's like pretty drinks. I can't be a part of like dive bar culture. Like dude, I, I've decided when I go back to Texas for Christmas that I will, I, I've never, I don't think I've ever been to like a dive bar before. Like legitimately, I've never been to one. So when I go back to Texas, I'm going to go to the bars in my hometown, which I've never been to. And I just want to observe like,

That's different, though. All of my local friends. Like, I would love to go to watch, but I mean, like, to actually be like, let's go out for drinks. This is where we're going. Like, can it be me? Like, could not be me. For some reason, it sounds, like, kind of fun. It sounds fun with a group of friends when that's your intention, but if your intention is to have a key and to, like, be, like, sweet slay...

Imagine saying that sentence to a fucking pilgrim. If you're trying to have a key, a sweet sleigh, what the fuck does that mean? I mean, I know what it means because I'm straight, but I don't know what it means. I'm straight. Me when it's cold outside. Burr. Burr. It's cold. Shut up. Burried. Burried.

why buried period grandma also more places need film photo booths and that's my hot take like because nothing you are so no listen to this nothing reeks of money grabber you bars would make so much more money if they had a seven dollar film photo booth because once i get two drinks into me i'm i'm

I'm swiping my card until I get a fucking pic I like. Every time I've ever been out with Inya, Orion, and Alisa, and there has been a film photo booth at the place we've been to. I'm not kidding. 96% of the time we are there, they are in that fucking photo booth taking photos. And we are serving, slaying...

And then I'm outside doing poppers. Yeah, and that's your fault. No, you're outside holding the poppers while we're in there. And we come out and we're like, serve us. Yeah, they're like, please give me a hit. One popper, please. Don't do that shit because it probably kills brain cells. There's just not enough research on it. I saw a TikTok of this dude who did poppers in a hot tub and it like burnt the fuck out of his face. And I was like, never. Also, no, I'm not going to get into that. But like.

It literally fucks with your heart. But that's all I'll say. Things like that. Like, there's just so many things that are, like, new that there aren't enough research for. Like, even as small as, like, vapes. Like, we still don't know what the fuck these little bars are going to do to you at all. That's, like, the biggest thing. Like, I will 1,000% have lung issues when I'm older because of, like...

how much I vaped from like 16 to 23. Like it literally will be a problem. Yeah. And like, I remember I looked it up cause I was like, dude, poppers like fuck with your like,

All I care about is my brain. Like, if anything that's going into my body, I'm like, I just want to know if I'm about to be stupid as shit tomorrow. Like, I just need to know. Why you need to know? And I think it was, like, specifically heart issues that that caused. I know if you take poppers and, like, Viagra or Cialis, like, your chances of, like, going into cardiac arrest, like, skyrocket. Which, like, no one fucking knows about. And, like, I'm sure there's a bunch of dudes out there who, like, have erectile dysfunction that take Cialis and are given, like...

poppers and it like fucks with their heart and they're like wait why am I literally about to die right now well that's that's also a big issue with like a lot of substances is people don't do the research and because there's no proper education on substances which in my opinion is

Should be something you're taught. Absolutely. Because I guess you're taught something as simple as you're technically not supposed to mix alcohol with caffeine, but who the fuck listens to that? Because if I can have a vodka tequila or... I mean a tequila Red Bull or a vodka Red Bull, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna put that in my body. I'm gonna have it. But...

I'm sure a lot of y'all have noticed we don't have many ads anymore. And you're probably thinking, wow, oh, my God, I feel so bad for them. They deserve ads. But we're doing our job. You're not doing your job. You need to fucking subscribe and engage with me or I will never do my job again. I like I can't believe I miss reading ads. I like I miss the taste.

Yeah, they need to teach that kind of shit because it's all about... What's the term? Harm reduction. Yeah, harm reduction. Not fucking being like, just don't do it. That's going to make me do it more. I was told... Never mind. I was told not to do a lot of things and I did them because I was told not to and...

I loved it. I was told to not do a lot of things and I didn't do a lot of things. I just, I say this all the time. I genuinely am someone who I just don't have a natural interest in substance in general. Like, I just am not like...

I like pretty, like, alcoholic drinks, but, like, literally because I have, like, monkey brain and, like, when I see a pretty drink, that's the only time I'm ever like, I need a drink is if I'm at a restaurant and I see a waiter walk by with a pretty drink and I'm like... You do do that. I've never, like, put that together, but literally that's the only time. Like, when we were out to dinner, you, like, saw someone else order a margarita and you were like, you know what? I'm going to get one. Yeah, and then I saw it get brought to the table and I was like...

Hold on. Wait a damn minute. That looks beautiful and I know what it tastes like. And that's the only time I care about it. But yeah, monkey brain. Like, I'm sure if like more substances looked pretty in my face, I'd be like, yas, yas, yas. It's like, I want it and I want a picture with it. Yes. I think I just have like a terrible view on... I don't know if it's a bad view, but I just literally like... I'm like, okay, like, why is it here? Why am I not supposed to do it? Like...

If it, I don't know how to explain it, but like, like, why would I not want to alter my brain chemistry for a little bit? Like if I, if I like, am I kind of guaranteed like to come out of it, like fine. Like why not? You know? I think because most people have addictive personalities and you're not just walking away from it. That's what I'm saying. Like I have an addictive personality. Yeah. I guess I also like, dude, I know like my,

I just know. I know I could not. I can't do anything once and be like, that was okay. I can never do that again. Especially if it tastes good. If it tastes good, it makes me feel good. Because I am so, like, addictive to things that, like...

I am very obviously like I like certain drinks and like whether that be like a latte from a spot, like I'm like, oh, I had that that day and I had such a good day. I'm going to keep doing it. So imagine it was a substance that was literally making me feel like I was having the best time of my life. I'd be like, well, I know I had the best time of my life, so I'm going to do it again. Like I'm going to do it again. But in general, I'm pretty lucky. Like I don't have an affinity for it at all. Like I could be like drunk as fuck and like,

Think about it and be like... If it's around, if something's around and be like... Maybe I would do that. But even when I'm like belligerently drunk, I'm like... Oh, no. I don't want to. The only thing that stops me 100% of the time is like the...

We're being so vague, like, about, like, substance in general. Like, someone's gonna assume we're, like, doing, like, heroin. When I'm saying substance, I mean, like, literally something. I feel like, especially in your 20s, and, like, I feel like coke has kind of made a comeback. Like...

I will literally never, ever touch that in my life. Yeah, I just like, like, that's when I'm saying other substances. The substances I do consume are like weed and alcohol. And even those, like, as we've said a lot of times, like, it's not on like a grand scale, especially for someone our age range. We're definitely like on the lower end of use. Drew literally never does anything. And like I, like I said, monkey brain. I'm like, ooh, that's going to taste good. Like, I want to. Now, I never do anything now.

But I did do a lot of things. And I've never done anything, period. And there was a moment in my life where...

those things to control of me and I don't want to get into it because it's really personal for me but all I just want to say is just be careful please just be careful that's it how did we even get here I don't know I think I was talking about pretty drinks um pretty drinks to addiction yeah so basically yeah we're just two people who also do struggle with addiction and I think I keep that in mind and that's why I don't oh we got here because we were we made a joke about poppers and then we started talking about how like

They're kind of dangerous. Yeah. Everything is not every, what's the other fucking term that it's like, it's good in moderation or bad in moderation. Everything is good in moderation. Um, but also not everything because I'm like, I don't know that I can say like meth is good

in moderation literally doctors when they give Adderall doctors in 1950 like literally they would just like everything's good yeah like they I've seen photos of like bottles of like opium cocaine acetaminophen or some shit like in a cough drop or a cough syrup and like y'all were just taking that like and also they used to put opium in tampons we need to bring that back for me

You are you gonna put in your butt? Exactly at my asshole. I would put a tamp a fucking opium tampon on my asshole. Are you kidding me? Dude, it's like cotton Do you know how like difficult that would be to like get up there? It would like it would be like, um, you know, not with the fucking dookie shooter that little plastic shooter You just like like pop it up there. Do you know exactly what I'm talking about? Not with the dookie shooter Like you mean the tampon applicator? Yeah

It's for the butt part, right? Okay. Let's move on. Something that I realized over the last two weeks was that I love being alone. Again, such an exaggeration saying two weeks. It was a week. Yeah.

It was a long time. It was like 12 days. I mean, yeah, when you're alone, time drags on. It was like 12 days, though. Yeah. But I loved every second of it. I made zero efforts to reach out to people to hang out, which is kind of unhealthy and mean of me as a friend, but also...

It was also kind of scary because I was like, dude, when I live alone, I told Inya this, like when we move out, I was like, I am genuinely, like my biggest concern is like me like reclusing away and not in like an, like almost like in an unhealthy way, like more of like, like just like pulling back from every person in my life. And I literally did that for like 12 days. Well, but it's really different because I think about like last summer, granted it was like,

During, like, COVID. But our, like, close friend group was still seeing each other. Like, I was still seeing Orion and, like, Elisa. Like, I still, like, had, like, those people to see. But when you and Josh were gone and I spent, like, a lot of last summer alone. And that was, like, you went to Texas for, like, two weeks at a time sometimes. And I would straight up just be alone. Bitch, I did not reach out to fucking anyone. I stayed home. But I think...

It's easier to do that when you live with roommates because you rarely get that time alone. So you want to almost just rest in that. And I feel like when you... Orion's a pretty good example. When she lived alone, she was way more likely to leave the house and go find people to hang out with. Because I feel like it gets kind of boring pretty fast. Yeah, no. I...

Did not see another human being face to face for seven days like I did not interact with another person like in person for seven days and that's including like like just like strangers like Go, I don't think I left the house. But once I left the house once Which is what did you post mates all your meals? Yeah, I

It was not cool. It wasn't chill. And now the first time I spoke to someone was the girl at Air One.

the cashier at Air One. My time alone slays because then I'm like, I'm bored. I'm going to go ride my bike and do all these healthy things and cook all my food and ride my bike to Air One and get my groceries. I will say I got so much work done. I recorded two videos. I recorded two brand deals. I edited those two videos. And then I finished this other project that I'm working on. Literally just...

completely like isolated and worked a bunch for that reason I'm also so excited to live alone because I have a hard time doing shit in the house when we like

When you and Josh are here, because I'm, like, way more tempted to go and, like, talk and shoot shit with y'all. Instead of, like, staying my ass in my room and getting my work done. And, yeah, when I was, like, alone, I usually got... Oh, yeah, the last time you left and I was alone, that's when I, like, uploaded my two YouTube videos and edited, like, three videos in a row. Because I was just, like, alone and had nothing to do. Yeah. Yeah, also, I just, like, realized, like, I fully am, like, a homebody. Like, I could...

Like Christian, I told Christian I didn't leave the house for a week and he was like, it's like that guy who like got sick and stayed in bed and then he really liked the feeling of being in bed so he stayed in bed for the rest of his life. I don't know his fucking name but he like mentioned the name and I was like, no, I literally am that person. Like I like the way I felt at home. Like I'm gonna stay here for the rest of my life. I love socializing. Love, love, love it. But I will say I want to be alone for a few days sometimes

so fucking bad, but I know I can't get that 'cause I have to leave back to Miami soon and there's no such thing as alone time when I'm around my family or in Miami.

And we have like work to do here. So I don't get to be alone and I like need it so fucking bad. Go get a hotel room this weekend. No, I thought about doing that, but then I was like, no, I don't want to like one spend that money. And then two, like I have to do things, but I guess maybe I could do it. Cause I have to like edit and be alone. I'll figure it out. My life is a slay and I'll figure it out. Yeah. Um,

Speaking of traveling, though, I wanted to touch on the fact that people do not know how to act in airports. Once humans enter an airport, I'm genuinely so sure their brain turns off. Yeah, all rules go out the door. Yeah, like, all common sense fully goes out the window. Like...

Of course, I'm very aware that a lot of people who are entering the airport, it might be their first time traveling. So maybe it's also like a defect as like kind of a vet in traveling where like I know what to do. Like I get there an hour before my flight departs. I throw my bag on the fucking tray because I check it in.

Drop my bag off. Go through TSA. Why the fuck are you wearing, like, eight layers to go through TSA? Like... Yeah, why... And... Oh, dude, the people who wear no socks, like, they wear sandals, like... And they're bare feet. I'm like, girl, you have foot fungus now. I'm sorry, like, it literally irks the fuck out of me. And I'm like, you're ruining it for me as well. Like, you... I have to put my feet on that tile now. Yeah, you got foot fungus. And also, just, like, people take so long to get their shit out of their bag. I'm like...

Also, one thing that pisses me off that people do, it's like the same idea of putting your shopping crate back or cleaning up after yourself at a restaurant. Something that people do at the fucking airport is they leave their goddamn trays on the TSA machine and I'm like,

Why is it so fucking hard for you to pick up your tray and just put it where it's supposed to go? It's literally like three feet. Also, the system is set up to be done like that. Why are you fucking it up? Now all my shit is coming out of the x-ray machine and like all of it's starting to do the thing. It's crumbling up and like peaking. Yeah, like peaking. And I have to

sit there and slam all the trees. And my jacket's getting hooked in the fucking roller bars and I have to like pull it up because it's and it's ripping in the fucking shreds because y'all are getting dressed literally at the whatever. I will say I am someone who throws my shoes on there but like my system is flawless. Like I'm sorry. Like no one has ever looked at me at the airport and been like this bitch is taking too long because you would like

I went to JFK the other day, and it was the most packed I've ever seen it. One, I, like, slayed the day away because I just paid 15 extra dollars to go through the, like, speedy thing. So that was a serve. Slayed the day away. And even with as long as the line was, it took me, like, five minutes to get through TSA because I'm a fucking genius. I know what I'm doing. Get the fuck out of my way. There needs to be, like, um...

Like a first timer's TSA. So like y'all can go there and like experience the like loveliness and like figure it out. And like I can hurry the fuck up because I want to go to Starbucks before my flight. And like I have all of this timed out perfectly.

And also people... Dude, like lining up for the fucking plane. You pay for your seat. You will get to your seat. You will get on. You will get on there. No one's going to take your seat. People love to fucking bum rush the lines to boarding. And I'm like...

You're making this annoying because now we're all just going to have to stand on the tarmac or on the fucking... That's where Omicron virus was born. It was literally in the fucking airplane hordes before getting on the airplane. Yeah, I don't get why people do that. And then Drew was like, it's because people don't want to check their bag. But I'm like...

Who fucking cares? Like, are you getting off the plane and then going right into surgery? You experienced it firsthand. But that would have, that like, that's different though. Cause I fully, I fully check my bag every time. But also like, that's a rare occurrence that it takes your bag that long to get off of the carousel. Most of the time it takes you like five minutes to get your bag, like five to 15 minutes. And think about this. Maybe don't pack like a psychopath when you only have a carry on. Hmm.

I was just thinking last night, and I wrote it down, is why am I not seasonally depressed yet? Like, what's going on? Do you feel good, or... Yeah, I feel fucking awesome. I feel like the best I've felt in a very long time. But, like...

Why? Something is coming. That's also something I realized is something is coming. Like, I don't know what is coming, but something big is about to happen. Not with me, with the world. You sound like every influencer who got a manager and like immediately starts talking like that. Big things coming. No, I mean like, like.

Devastating. Like something is coming. COVID is not over yet. No, I'm saying COVID 2.0, like something on that scale. No, no, no. On that scale, like something is coming, like reality shifting, like.

Something is happening and mark my words mark my fucking words You're fucking pissing me off because you're doing the same thing you do when you're like an earthquake is bound to happen You're just saying shit also an earthquake is gonna happen is like 50 50 So there's a 50 chance that you're like, right, but it's not even being right because it's like me saying like trust me on this Trust me. You hate to see a pretty girl win. You hate to see windy You hate to see me confident in myself. I

You're not being confident. You need to look inside. You're not even being confident in yourself. You're, like, projecting devastation onto the world because you want sadness for yourself. Dude, oh, my fucking God. When I was, like, the most depressed I'd ever been in, like, 2020, I was, like, constantly saying, like, right before that, I was like, I am craving chaos. Like, I need, like, chaos in my life. Like, it's too, like, chill. And I was like, no, take it fucking back. And now, look, you're projecting it again. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm just saying something big is about to happen. No, something amazing is going to happen. And that's the year 2022. I literally wrote it down. Something is coming. Wait, I want to read mine. Dude, my fucking notes app shit that I was like, I have to say this on the podcast is like actually dumb.

Something is coming. I said tap water tastes really good, especially from New York. Welcome. Welcome to the club. No, no, no, no, no. Tap water from New York and Miami tastes so much better than LA. LA's tap water tastes like fucking balls. Good as shit. Exactly. That shit tastes fucking delicious. Actually, it doesn't even taste like balls. It tastes like borderline nothingness in a very scary way. It tastes like I know there's something bad in here, but I just can't put my tongue on it. It tastes like fucking roach legs in...

- And then New York tap water tastes like nickel and dimes. And that's my favorite taste of water. - So white people after it rains. - I'm about to start licking you bitches. - 'Cause I know y'all taste good.

Um, bottled water from restaurants is a scam because they literally be making the food with tap water anyway. Like, why am I going to pay at like a pasta restaurant? Why am I going to pay? Like just serve me the pasta water. Why am I going to pay for bottled water? Bitch, you cooked my food in the tap water. So I'm paying the same price. Like why, why are you like trying to sell me bottled water? I just don't check. Like I have so much money. I don't even care. I hate, I can't say I want to fucking wait. There's like,

Um, still or sparkling. You're not fucking slip. Tap. Give me the tap. Tap. Tap.

Run me the tap water. But no, I switched up recently. I literally like in my last video, I said it. I was like, after our conversation with Miss Girl, I was like, wait, maybe there are heavy metals in the Los Angeles tap water. Our conversation with who? Emma. And I was like, maybe there are heavy metals in the tap water. And I was like, I'm going to stop drinking tap water. But I have been constipated since I stopped drinking tap water. So I'm going back.

I just like, I like the taste of like whatever the fuck they be putting in filters, like a fresh filter taste, especially when you're supposed to rinse it and you don't rinse it, whatever the fuck that is. I like it. Like they're like, Oh, make sure you rinse your Brita filter. Carbon and Lysol. Arsenic. Arsenic.

Also, this one's like just really sad, but I'll say the one that's not sad before. I said, I don't understand inflation, but I remember when bags of chips went from 25 cents to 50 cents and now they're like a dollar. What the fuck? Damn. Like, is that...

And the serving is getting smaller. It's smaller, yeah. Curious, really. Curious, really. Sometimes we, like, look so dumb. The serving is getting smaller and the price is going up. What is going on, Joe Biden?

Joe Biden, figure this out, motherfucker. I'm not kidding. I might as well wring your fucking neck if you don't figure these fucking gas prices out. Dead ass. If you... I was going to say, I'm going to wring his neck, but that would be killing him. Because I think if you poked him in the chest, his heart would stop. No, he's literally made of paper. I swear to God, Joe Biden is made of fucking paper. I actually believe that with my chest.

If you blew on him, his body would go like this onto the floor. Them skinny bitches will slip under your door. Like, he will sneak into our house under our doors. But yeah, gas is so expensive, which is not the craziest thing. I filled up and it was 6666. Now, that's a dangerous number to be playing with. We literally looked up four sixes and it was a healing number. And this motherfucker wants... Like, the amount...

and empathy you want is like unmatched. I said it in the fucking last episode. It literally is probably because I didn't get enough attention as a child, which honestly is not true. Like my, I think my parents gave me attention. No, you've literally convinced yourself they didn't so you don't remember. I know. And I bet we actors. Like I got a new baseball bat every like season. Like I think that's, I got a hug from my dad once every year. Yeah.

Dude, I got so much love. Physical affection. Yeah, I got, like, physical affection. Like, I, like... My dad was, like, a big, like, acts of service and, like, gifts person. So, like, he liked to, like... Like, when I'm back home, I wake up and my dad's immediately, like...

"Do you want a coffee? Do you want food? Like, I'm gonna cook for you." Like, blah blah blah blah blah. Like, and that's always how he was as a kid. Like, to us when we were kids. And he was very, like, affectionate and, like, would hold us and, like, hug us and kiss us on the head and, like, do the whole thing. So that's why I expect way too much from people in my life now. And I'm like...

Where my hug at? I'm like, where are my gifts, bitch? And people think that's like me being a greedy person. But I'm like, no, because I could buy myself whatever the fuck I want. I just want you to care about me. I want you to be at Walgreens and see something stupid and be like, aw, Enya. I got this for you. So why the fuck aren't you buying me something? Because I'm not out of the house ever. I am getting to the point. I'm literally inside all day. I am getting to the point where I'm like, I want...

expensive gifts from people I'm seeing. I'm like, why? Like, why can't I get that? Like, I think I deserve it. Like, fuck, what was like, I was going to say something. Oh, this is a, I don't even think this is a crazy take, but like the hyper sexualization of like, Kai immediately laughed. Of just like small human things. Like, like hold my hand.

Why is this sexualized? Well, because people aren't taught to give physical affection and then that's why they get into relationships and have a hard time. They hold their hands for the first time and they feel it in their wiener tip. Well, I feel like that's a normal thing for kids, but there is a big lacking of platonic physical affection. I was about to say, I should be able to hold Kai's hand in public and it not be like...

Well, I think that's probably why everyone also like... Sorry, I cut you off. It should not just be like, are they gay? Why are they holding hands? It should just be able to be like, oh, they're like homies. That is what I think when I see that. I'm like, ew, are they being fucking gay right now? Ow, you're twisting my wrist, bitch. I know. I'm going to make you limp-wristed. Oh, my fucking God. Oh, my fucking God. But yeah, well, I guess that's...

I was going to say that's also why everyone like thinks everyone in our group is fucking but also all we do is talk about having sex with each other. Like everyone in our group. Like I think that's so funny. Like the basis of humor for our friend group is sex joke, fart joke. Exactly. And those are just like really easy to be like go into the group chat when you have nothing to say and be like so who's going to have sex with me right now? Like if you looked up

sex in our phones i'm sure the only text they're from is from all of us literally kai out of nowhere like three days ago was like so when are you gonna let me hit and like mason does the same thing and i like do it back to them because it's like hilarious it's fucking funny but yeah we are like a big group of like platonic like physical affection people because it should be normalized because then i i think i've said this before on the podcast you have to normalize physical affection and like not

intimate connections, but like, yeah, because like emotional connections are very intimate. You have to normalize that in your platonic relationships so that you don't go seeking it in romantic relationships out of necessity or want. And then that skews the whole reason why you're in that relationship because relationships are about partnership, not just about physical and intimate touch. Yeah. Brave of us to assume they have friends. Ha ha ha!

Ah, losers, losers. Just kidding. If you don't have friends, you're probably like 15 and you shouldn't have fucking friends. You're like, you have no idea who you are. I'm talking about myself though. Oh, this is a good one. Um, so I have an idea to scam anti-vaxxers. Okay. So...

I'm gonna like say that I invented this device that sucks out the vaccine out of your blood. So like, and literally all it is is like one of those like electric sticks that like zzzz

You know what I'm talking about? Like, that they use on the face and shit. I'm going to say that it's sucking out the vaccine particles so they can claim that they're pure blood again. And I'm going to... That actually would be so good because you know all you need for that infographic to work on them is a really poorly rendered 3D, like, video. Oh, absolutely. Of, like, a vaccine, like... Getting sucked out. Like, going through a bloodstream and, like, going into the... The electricity...

The plasma provided by the ray. The vibrations. Exactly. Just like really. And honestly, I'm kind of genius for that. And I think I'm going to appreciate it. You think every single thing that comes out of your mouth is like genius. I mean, y'all tell me. You guys be the fucking judge. Am I smart for wanting to stand? You to like the people who you just said you probably don't have friends. And now you're like, and you tell me.

Also, someone told me that I talk way too fucking much on the podcast and it literally made me so upset because that's a big insecurity of mine is that I feel like in my friendships or just in general, I'm always talking way more than the person next to me. I've literally never once felt that. But something that I have felt is that they need to drop... No, I can't even say this because it's so fucking stupid. It's Liz. No, now you have to say it. No, it's as stupid as... I won't give you silence. I won't give you silence, Drew. I'll laugh.

Now I'm insecure. Now I'm insecure. Just smile it off. Also, this was like the really fucked up thing. When are they dropping penis too? There, I said it. Free the penis. I said that in one episode. Free the fucking penis. Okay. Why can we free the nipple, but we can't free the penis? Because dicks are fucking ugly. Like every person who, or at least... I'm a big supporter of free the nipple, by the way. Okay. Okay.

I was gonna say something and then I like took it back because I know one of you bitches is gonna be like, it's like that girl who was like, girl, that's not an ick. You're a lesbian. But this is how I feel about everybody's body. Like,

For the most part. Like, that's a lie, though, because I find, like, women, like, I'm like, yes, naked women. Like, the amount of, like, picture books of naked women I have. The last 23 episodes of this podcast has been Inye, like, discovering her sexuality. No, it has been me defending my straightness. I'm like, I am straight. Like, I go after men and I love men. And do I find them attractive outside of a relationship? No. But that's okay and that's normal to, like, find them absolutely repulsive.

Until you're dating them. Yeah, I find men ugly. Because I was going to say, like, everybody finds dicks gross until they're attracted or into the person. But then I was like, I don't think, like, as a straight woman, that would be a lie. Because I find penises very lovely. They're pretty. Oh, they're so fucking ugly. Like, they're so disgusting. I mean, I can't lie about it. Vaginas scare me. Vaginas are scary. Okay.

They are prettier, though. They're pretty. They're literally packaged up in a little... Coochie is packaged up in a little envelope. You get to unwrap it. Yeah, you get to unwrap the gift. Ew! You're invading my personal space right now. I'm freaking out. Away! Until I like the person. When I like the person, I'm like...

I'm about to tear it up. Give it to me, Dave. I'm about to, like, I'm about to, like, first we feast. Like, that's my vibe when I know the man. But before I know the man, it's literally the worst thing I've ever seen. Also, I don't find... Wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh! Wait, we have to tell this story now. You know what I'm talking about? Devin just texted us. That was our reaction. Yeah.

I literally gasped. One time Devin, for the first time, sent us an audio message and me and Drew were driving and we genuinely got, we both of us were like, how to say anything to each other. And then we listened. We are in love with Devin. In the midst of my, like, I'm straight. Do I gasp when Devin Lee Carlson interacts with me? Yes. It's more of a maternal thing for me, I think. Yeah, I want her to like,

Tell me it's gonna be okay. You're okay. I want her to hold me. I literally, I wish I could shrink myself down and Devin could carry me like this. Aww. On her lap. I want that too. And then maybe breastfeed me. Um, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm saying this like we're not friends with her. I know. No, it's okay. She would laugh at it even maybe. She would laugh at it even. Spoiler alert! Foreshadowing! Um, but yeah. So basically what I'm saying is I'm like straight.

Real shit. Okay, I just have one that says Elliot Smith. I can't get down with Elliot Smith. I'm going to be honest. This is a good one, and it kind of piggybacks off that. I have done a really good job at avoiding my triggers. One of them being space. Anything involving space anymore, I literally cannot do. I cannot do it. Bam!

I can't. It freaks me the fuck out. I wish I could get as like

My like idea. Oh my god see I'm thinking about it and spiraling internally. Like my idea of like being existential is like realizing that like everyone I like okay this is your existential is like I mean nothing and like my world is so small blah blah blah blah but see I've like perfected monkey brain that I don't fucking care like I'm like I am here to buy my little things and do my little things and love the people I love but what makes me existential is like

knowing that one day like I will feel like the extreme despair of like losing the people I love the most because this is my like despair and existential thing that I wrote in the middle like so I said the 25 cents thing and Then I said there's so much suffering in the human experience the fact that one of us will inevitably have to endure the experience of losing one another is Terrifying me and then I said TSA is fake Like real real But no literally just when I think about outer space is

It literally... It freaks me the fuck out. I used to love it. I used to want to be an astronomer. Like, looking up at the stars at night, like when we're in Joshua Tree and I go outside and I look at the stars, I am actually having a panic attack outside because I'm like...

That is not real. I'm sorry. I'm a space denier. I'll admit it first. I'm a space denier. But I have to be. I have to be because for my own brain. Why? Is it because you're like, oh, everything is so big? But who fucking cares because that has nothing to do with you? That's my whole thing. That's why I'm like, when y'all want to go to space, that shit has nothing to do with you. It does. See, no, it's probably just too many psychedelics as a developing brain child. But, girl...

If you think about it, we are that. We are space. That's what freaks me out. No, we're not because I'd be getting my period and I'm like, I'm not the fucking sun and the stars. I got to put a diva cup in my hole right now. And I know the sun and the stars don't have to be putting a diva cup in their pussy. You're a stardust.

Whether you like it or not, you're empty space in Stardust. I'm not because I have a lot of thoughts. Also, you know what else freaks me out is, like, how much empty space everything is made of. Like, this should not be solid. Why is it fucking solid? That makes sense. See, I guess that's the thing. No, like, on an atomic level. Why are you thinking about that? Like, that's what I'm saying. Like, who fucking cares? Like, you're so, like, bored. On an atomic level, like, if...

An atom is made up of mostly empty space. What you need to do is go fuck. What you need to do is on an atomic level find some bitches. Yeah, literally. You need some bitches because you're bored as fuck. Talking about what's in this drywall, bitch. Empty space. No, but like think about that. Think about that. An atom is made up of... I almost said the craziest shit. I'm like, you want to feel it so bad, poke a hole in it. Fuck the wall. No, um...

Think about that, though. What am I thinking about? Okay, and Adam is made up of mostly empty space. I don't give a fuck. Who the fuck is Adam? I don't care about him. And everything around you is made up of atoms. Why is anything solid? I don't give a fuck. Can I eat it? Can I touch it? Cool. Whatever. Bye. But also, something else that I thought about. Can I eat it? Can I touch it? Can I fuck it? That's what I want to know. It's very interesting that, like...

You like you zoom all the way out of in as far as we can see sorry. I'll shut the fuck up. No no keep going keep going. I need to hear the end of this. I need to hear the end of this. He saw me look at you. You zoom out as far as you can like as we can like observe. Which you can't. And like.

I'm saying as far as we can observe. And like, you see like little specks everywhere and those specks are like planets or solar or yeah, solar systems. And then, I mean, our galaxies and then those galaxies have solar systems, millions of solar systems in them. And then you like get into our solar system and there's like it,

It's unfathomably large. And then you get on Earth and it's unfathomably large. And then like you zoom down to like the molecular level and then you kind of end up back there at like the molecular level. Like, like, I don't know.

Do you know what I'm saying? You know what it is? I've, um, I haven't had enough. We're made up of trillions of cells and each of those cells is like kind of like a galaxy. And then inside of each of those galaxies are like little solar systems like the mitochondria and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Bitches like me don't have time to think about that kind of shit because I'm like, is my family eating? See, that's why I can't smoke weed because that's what I think about. That's why I like smoking weed because my burn's already off and that shit like turbo offs it. Like...

Right now it's in sleep mode and when I like have weed it like fucking... It's like all the little me's like go down and like shut down the power plant. I am not ready to be diagnosed in the comments after that. No, they're gonna diagnose you with bored as fuck and need some bitches. Need some bitches disorder. Do you guys want to do Q&A? Yeah. This motherfucker is about to go back to his notes. Y'all don't want that. He is not done.

This is the part of the episode where we ask our patrons questions. No, they ask us questions. Yeah, patrons ask us questions and we answer them. And it's only questions the patrons asking. So don't leave your fucking questions in the comments. Mikio asks,

Whose farts stink the most, Enya or Drew? Enya. Yeah, me. Enya has the stinkiest fucking shits in the world. I walk into the bathroom after she shits and I am greeted with like heavier air and it's like I run into a fucking wall. Well, also the problem is you don't shit. Yeah. So maybe if you like everything you put in your body came out, your shit would stink more. Actually, it is kind of concerning because I don't know how many days it's been since I shit. Like I've lost count and that's like dangerous.

But it's coming. Maybe that's the big thing that's coming. Can we have your prosciutto and cheese after this? Yes. That sounds good as... Tatiana Perez asks, how has being a troll affected your relationships? Like being like a troll by nature? Yeah. If you can't handle it, get out of my fucking life. Yeah, like I haven't like...

I think I'm pretty good. Or does that mean romance? I'm assuming it means romantic relationships, though. I think it means like. Just in general? Yeah. No, in general, like, I feel like we're pretty good at meeting someone and like testing the waters. And like, we know with certain people we can amp it up. And with certain people, we just don't bring it there. And then I find most times we turn people out. Yeah. We literally do. We turn bitches out. Like, in every single way. You need to be goofy. Yeah.

We're like you need to open up like this is funny, but we were pretty lucky. We usually No, we're not lucky. We're fucking annoying. We only attract other annoying bitches Exactly you attract what you put out there and annoying is what we get you are what you eat and we eat each other We eat each other out. Val asks if y'all could take credit for inventing something. What would it be? the anti-vaxxer I will- Something that exists you fucking bitch

Lysol? Like, bitch, what? Plants? The first thing I thought of was the Beauty Blender for some reason. Because I just know that that's a multi-trillion dollar fucking company. That's a big assumption. I want to take credit for QAnon, I think. I'll take credit for the vaccine. Next. QMIQ? Jake Mama asks, do y'all hate white people?

Next question. Dude, I remember my like super big disdain for white people when I first moved to LA. And then I spent like two years really trying to like reformation, like pit myself out. Like I was like, I'm not Latina. Like if anybody asks, like I'm not. Like I like am white. So I am, am white, white, white, white, white.

No, I love white people. They're fucking they're the best Thank you. Thank you Toot asks if you were given free tickets to see James Charles live would you? Yes, are you fucking kidding? If someone gave me tickets to see that motherfucker bitch I would buy tickets to see that motherfucker and I buy VIP too I would shake my bare ass for tickets to James Charles. I want I want him to go on tour

He's not gonna, though. James Charles gone to our challenge. All righty then, media of the week. So with Spotify wrapped, just wrapping, I thought, you know, I'm gonna give the people a little taste of my Spotify wrap, because that's what I've been listening to is my 2021 Spotify playlist. And I think...

um damn but everything on here i've already fucking said i know that's why i'm like i can't even like talk about that because i'm like everything yeah never mind me when it's only gone up like 700 but i'm like oh yeah never fucking mind on the spotify wrapped i'm just gonna go to my other playlist and the most recent songs is i'm god by little b um image and heap sample is that image and heap

I don't know the song. But is that how you say the name? Yeah. As far as I... Bitch, I'm the worst person. Someone literally made fun of me for something that I was like, I don't know how to pronounce it. And they were like, the way you pronounce it is literally on the cover. But it's not. It's not on the cover. They're just talking about that little asterisk above the E. And I was like, I don't know what those things mean. I don't know why you're assuming that. You're white. Pew by Arca. That fucking album...

is really good. - I have to give Arka a listen. I saw, dude, I saw the clips from her fucking live show. Oh my God, I wish I went. It looked so fucking fun. - And then "Anyone Else But You" by the Moldy Peaches. It's a really cute song. And then, oh my fucking God,

I can't believe it took me this long to one, figure this show out that it existed and two, that like, I feel like not enough people, at least in our like vicinity are talking about, but the show Kid Nation is,

is single-handedly the greatest reality show that's ever been aired on television. And I will stand by that claim with my entire fucking chest. It is the most insane shit ever. Like, I cannot believe that this was one, greenlit, and two, like, it came together as well as it did. Basically, what they do, like, I'll give, like, a brief synopsis, is...

They send a shit ton of children to the middle of New Mexico, the middle of nowhere, in a town with like...

one running water, one toilet, and it's like 60 children and no adult supervision. And they have to build a fucking city and like make it work. It's fucking insane. And I was like, when Lucas and Josh were pitching it to me, I was like, yeah, right. There's no way there's not adult supervision. No. And they make it extra fucking hard on these kids. Like they, they make them like walk around.

half a mile to get their water for the show. Like, it's fucking insane. And then their water pipes, like, freeze halfway through, so they just don't have clean water. It's fucking insane. And you should just watch it. Oh my God, that sounds like bad. No, that's the thing, is it's like the worst thing ever made. It had one season, and everybody was like, dude, this is gnarly. Because, like, also you see the kids on there, like, they're like, I just miss my parents. And they're eight years old. They're like eight to, like, fourteen. Yeah.

It's fucking absurd. Okay. This one girl has her birthday. She's the best character. She has her birthday on there and it's really sad. But something good happens to her. Okay. That's my media pitch. My show media or like visual media is Pen15. Best show in the world. How to with John Wilson. Also another really good fucking show. And then my audio is...

Mystified by Fleetwood Mac. How much I feel. But it's not though. That's like not yours. So I don't understand why you're saying that.

I want to fucking slap you. How Much I Feel by Ambrosia and Girls, Girls, Girls by Jay-Z, which I feel like I said last time. Yeah, you said that one. Oopsie. Fine. Enjoy the silence by Depeche Mode. Depeche? Depeche? Whatever. Fuck you. And that's it. Bye. Bye. That's the episode. Subscribe to the Patreon for extra content. Peace and love, unity, and respect. Bye. Bye. Bye.