Do or Dice Live Tour - Live in Seattle 8/21/23
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In just a minute, you're going to be hearing the first live show from our Do or Dice 2023 tour. This was up in Seattle, Washington at the Neptune Theater. If you want more live shows, including the two live show streams we did during the pandemic, as well as video and audio of both the Seattle and Portland shows, you're going to want to support us on Patreon, where you'll get all of our live shows, as well as numerous one-shots and bonus features, all as part of your subscription. Patreon.com slash Dungeons and Dads. All right, enough of that. Time for listen to the show.

Dungeons and Daddies is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grown-ups. And this is a live show. So who knows what's gonna happen? Welcome back on stage, the one and only Willie! Hear it for Mel, everybody! Is there a pass, Mel? Finally, let's hear it for the only Anthony Burch's RDF! Damn! A lot of nerds in here tonight!

How's it going Seattle? How are we doing tonight on a Monday? Everybody fine parking okay? Are we good on parking in the U District? We all good? Okay, good. Well, thanks so much for coming to the show. What a great show. Good night. Let me get my cool DJ set up back. Get your shit. Sorry, Matt, Anthony, and I are out of breath. We had quite the intro there. Trying to figure it out.

- You need some time to recover. - This is "Summit to the Night Live." This is the first stop on the "Do or Die" tour. What do you think about that? Yeah! And you know us, nothing planned, just flying by the seat of our pants. Anthony, you have something for us tonight, something special. Would you explain to the kind folks gathered here today what we're up to tonight? - I don't have just one something special. I have six somethings special. - Most men only have two.

So the way this is gonna work tonight is I've prepared six different one shots that all have something to do with the daddies and in order to figure out which one of those one shots we're gonna do we're gonna rely on our lady of a random chance. So... Oh yes. If we roll a one, we will be doing... Daddy babies.

No. A two means my daddy, my daddy, and me. What the fuck? No! Who's fucking show is this, Anthony? Careful, Icarus. If we roll a three, we are doing something called blood in the water. Ooh. If we roll a four, we're doing something called dread. Ooh. Worst one shot possible. And number six is werewolf. How come everyone always asks werewolf and never how wolf?

So the way this is going to work... Does this just have a copy of Werewolf in it? Don't worry about it. So what we are going to do is Freddie is going to toss the D6 into the crowd. If you would kindly pass it all the way back, and then you pass it this direction, and then you pass it this direction, and then throw it back onto the stage. All right, but I want to be clear. What a plan. Pretty to think so. Hold on, everybody. Relax.

- Be fucking cool! - This is a vinyl D6 I bought on Amazon before I got here. It's just, don't hit each other in the face. Just bop it around. We're adults here, we can handle that, right? Can we handle it? Can we be cool? - Fuck off. - Here's what I want. I want this dice to go back. I want this dice eventually to get back on stage. However it gets there, please, God, nobody get injured. We are not insured for that. Here we go. - Here we go. - There we go.

Get it back! No! No! Not yet! There we go. There we go. There we go. Don't touch it! Don't touch it! Down the stairs! So while I unfurl this, would you like to introduce each of the characters? Yeah, let's introduce this podcast. You guys ready for a little podcasting?

This is Dungeons and Daddies, a show about four dads flung into the Forgotten Realms in the quest to rescue their lost sons. Season one. We're doing season one. My name is Freddie Wong, and I play Glenn Close, the rock and roll bar dad of the group. I'm going to pander if you guys don't mind. Is that okay? Go, go, go. Glenn's dad fact for tonight. Glenn's dick sorter is...

Shameless pandering. Shameless pandering. Fucking hometown hero, Freddie Wong, pandering to the audience. That's right. That's right. And we all get to go to the Wallingford one after all this, right? Yeah. Okay. Glenn's Dick's Order is the Glenn's Deluxe. What it is, it's a hamburger, a special in the middle, tartar sauce on top of the special, another hamburger on top of that. It's a rebuild of the Dick's Deluxe, but one piece at a time. Each component consisting of other burgers.

And then Glenn continually tries to get the poor folks over at the Dicks and Wally on Capitol Hill to be like, hey, hey, can we put the Glenn special? I didn't hear Dicks order, I heard disorder. I'm like, finally, we get to learn what it is. What is it? Anyway, you can't order it at any of the Dicks. They're not taking that as an official off-menu item. Hey, everybody, my name's Matthew Arnold, and I... Yes! Yes!

Hi, Dreda. My name's Matthew. I play Daryl Wilson, the stay-at-home, not soccer dad, just sports dad in general. Yeah! All right, little known fact about Daryl. Since we're doing our live show, I thought we'd talk about Daryl's favorite live show he's ever been to, and it is every time he gets to watch Grant practice soccer. He's a good dad. May not seem like it when you listen to season two, but I like that he was a good dad. Hi, everyone. I'm Will Campos. I play...

I play Henry Oak, he's a hippy-dippy, crunchy, munchy, Murkasak-rockin' granola nature druid dad. Granola druid dad MC, dawg. MC. Henry's favorite spot in Seattle is the REI Co-op. REI, of course, being the Respect Every Iguana Co-op.

Which is really a big iguana coop, they just call it a co-op. Where, you know, iguanas are like number one friend of rocks. They bathe on rocks all day. And Henry's all about that, so he always goes out to REI. They also have a giant rock that they put the iguanas on. Terrible, Will. Hello, everybody. My name is Beth May. Beth, Beth.

Could you pretend? Could you just pretend to not have a favorite? I'm going to say this. I'm going to say this. I'm going to say this. Beth, mark my words, Beth. If you throw down the I can't hear you, you're off the podcast. We're going to do this one together, though. I play...

Ron Stampler. Yes, an emotionally detached stepfather and rogue. Fun fact about Ron is that Ron always keeps his phone in low power mode because women deserve all the power. Hi, I'm Anthony Burch. I'm your dad. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

Yeah! Soak in that adoration. I was gonna come out here and do some very cheap heel stuff and be like, "Oh, I can't wait to leave this place just like the Supersonics." Boo! Oh, they're turning on you, Anthony. Yeah, that's the energy I wanted. I want you to like me, but not that much. Okay, so because we rolled a six and got werewolf,

We are going to play a little game. So you are all, just to clarify, everybody is, they're characters from season one and Peyton is around. And I didn't hear anything from Peyton. Is there Peyton here? Hey, Peyton, buddy. Sorry, sorry. My name is Peyton Bennett. I'm a former champion three times of the Unfortunate Foster Children League. And my dad fact is that I love Peyton.

So, without further ado. The full moon casts long shadows. Yeah, that's right. It started like this. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. The full moon casts long shadows across the cold, hard Faerun ground. I look so tall. Look at the shadow. Sorry, sorry. I won't do that. That's the last one. I promise. It's not the last one. Don't fall for that. It's not.

You huddle around the campfire for warmth. The flickering flames reflected off the white plastic of the Honda Odyssey. Paint a picture. Roll perception. Five. Thirteen. That's a 21. It's a seven. I rolled a dice. It's five. Oh, you know what? I also forgot to mention. At one point during tonight, if you wish...

for somebody to re-roll a failed roll or get inspiration for it, get advantage for it, here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna go, Inspiration! Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap. Inspiration! Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap. Inspiration! Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap. All right, I'm gonna roll again! A six! You get to do that once tonight. Sorry! Was that count? So you get to choose. As an audience, you are gonna all subconsciously choose when you want that moment to happen.

So don't fuck it up. I'm sorry, Anthony. The people in Austin fucked it up, so... Yeah. We're never going back there. Anthony, I have a five, actually, plus 14. I'm now looking at my character sheet. So 20... 19, 19. All right, so that is going to mean that Glenn and Henry, you hear something in the underbrush surrounding your camp. That's probably a raccoon or something, bro. I think... I don't know. I'm gonna just go get it. I'm gonna go see what it is.

I'm gonna heedlessly wander away from the group on this spooky night. I'm feeling really good. I'm gonna explore a little bit. You need a forest buddy, bro? Yeah, you wanna be my forest buddy? Yeah, cool, good. I needed to pee. Should we tell the others where we're going? They're sleeping. Look, Ron and Daryl are spooning. It's so cute. I've never seen them spoon like that. You're asleep, Daryl. Why does Ron have his tongue in Daryl's ear? What?

Peyton, that's just what some men do sometimes. That's, you know, and it's just part of how men love and respect each other. I can't wait till I grow up. Um, I'm gonna proceed. Oh, ripper-oni, right, yeah. Spoiler alert!

I'm gonna go ahead and creep up to the bushes. Okay. So within the bushes, you see... There's a fly just crawling up my head. Bro, you have my friend's fly on your head right now, bro. Sorry about the flies, everyone. Hey, he's one of Mother Earth's creatures, Matthew! I'm trying to help! You see two yellow eyes poking out from the darkness.

And are you going to do anything about that? Well, no, because again, maybe it's a mama bird, like a night bird with its nest. So I want to like... Yes, a night bird. You know, one of those night birds. Yeah, just a night bird. I'm like, Glenn, this might be a night bird. Oh, this could be a really special... You know how some real nature perverts get really whispery whenever they're around an animal in the wild? What? Henry, I can't hear you. I'm pissing.

I'm pushing piss right now! Just be careful, okay? There's a beautiful nightbird here. I'm gonna try to sing the song of the nightbird. I'm gonna try to coo softly to the... Alright, roll animal handling. This is right up your alley, Will. That's a four. That sounds about right. You hear the following.

I don't think that's a night bird. I don't know about this. Hey, Henry, I don't know about this, man. I thought you were pissing. Are you done pissing? No, weirdly no. This is like a long one, man. Come on, hurry up and piss! You know, you can't stop! You can't just pitch out the flow, dude. It's like building a dam in the middle of a river. Don't you do Kegels, bro? What? Literally, no! I'm gonna teach you about Kegels later. Your girlfriends will thank me. I don't know if I want that, Henry, but okay.

I'm going to do another perception check. I'm nervous. I'm going to just see if I can see any more about it. That's like a 17.

Okay, so with a 17, you can see that it is a wolf. What you cannot tell... It's a beautiful wolf? It is a beautiful... Oh, my gosh. They've been hunted to near extinction on Earth. You can see the fur on the back of its head is raised. You can see that it is feeling a little bit scared and a little bit on edge. Aw. Aw. Henry, I'm going to cast... I have a spell for this. Fireball. Why don't we...

Fire, no, Daryl. Why don't we, give me a second to think about what I'm going to do. Why don't we cut back to like maybe Daryl and Ron are stirring awake, you know. Maybe one of them's half-masked from the time you're stuck. I didn't say that happened, Will. So it doesn't happen, Will. This stuff usually gets all edited out, this infighting. Yeah, it's a really different podcast in person, guys. I don't know what to tell you. I'm going to cast speak with animals. All right, perfect. I was hoping you would do that because then you hear...

Daryl wakes up. Ron, did you hear that? Oh, I just had the most beautiful dream. What was it, bud? You were there, and you were there, and you were there. Oh, wait, there's just the two of us, Daryl. Hey, where did they go? We should go find out. They might have to go piss.

Oh, hey, what's the pain, bud? They didn't invite me. Did you hear like a... Well, yeah, that's not a thing you invite people to, bud. Did you go pee? That always invites me. I'm always... I'm never not... That's my secret, Captain. I'm always peeing. Whoa. Where did they go? They went this way, towards the plot. Oh. Well, Ron, now that we're awake, should we head towards the plot? What'd you say? I said you want to go to where they are. Oh,

plot. Yeah, let's do it. So you hear... So in the dream... What was the dream? No, that's good. Oh, sorry, Ron, what was the dream? I didn't mean to interrupt. It was this purple portal, right? And we went towards it. And then I woke up. What do you think it means? Do you think maybe you should just, I don't know, just talk to your wife more? Figure out...

Like, you gotta find something that satisfies you if you're gonna be home all the time. I'm sorry, did you have to go pee? Let's go pee, let's go find them. Alright, we're going to pee, boys party! Boys night, boys night. This is great, I can do it while standing up. Go ahead, go ahead. Just boys, boys, boys.

We gotta be really quiet. There's an uwu werewolf in the bushes. There's a uwu werewolf. Hello! Oh, do we-- do we-- can we hear-- We're gonna kill it! No, Ron! Ron, no! Can we hear it, or is it just Henry? Henry can understand what it is saying. You can hear it howling. Only Henry hears, "Hello." I know it sounds scary, but trust me, it's got a cute little voice. It's just a sweet little guy. Will you help me find my mommy?

It wants us to help him find his mommy. Oh, bud. Hey, hey, Wolfie. And I put my hand out, you know, the way you're supposed to approach a dog, like open palm, below its chin. Okay. It's not threatening. Why don't you roll animal handling? Oh, my specialty. Is it that? Animal handling doesn't mean jerking off. Thank you for the compliment. Oh, Will, you walked right into that one, bro. I'm pretty sure my hand, I can't, it's 14 plus. I'm sure it's like four or five, so...

That's the hard D&D crunchy numbers these people came to see.

It looks like you're playing a Sudoku on there. Roll something. I did. I rolled a 14. Okay. And my animal handling, I remember, because, you know, I remember the show. It was like a four or five because I was good at minivan. Okay, great. Great. Okay. So the wolf very tentatively comes out and licks your hand just a little bit nervously. And then it casts speak with animals on all of you, so you can all now talk to it if you wish. Well, that means I'm not special anymore. If everyone could do it. You're special in your own way. I fucking am.

I fucking burned a spell slot on this. But you said you need to find your mom? Yes, the local village. The what village? The local village. The local village. Okay. In this area code. Okay. What area code is this? 504. They kidnapped my mom and they're going to literally execute her.

Oh. To appease their... Run! Sorry. The other one which will execute her to appease their dark god. I need somebody to help me save her. Oh, okay. Well, where do they take her? Also, wait, really quick. Do you know how powerful is this god?

The god? I don't know. They said that they were going to sacrifice war and then bring the god into existence and that the god was going to... Oh, they're always doing that. I hate that. Yeah, we gotta stop that. You know, that's where the gods should be where the gods are. I'm sorry, this is a personal bone to pick of mine. I just think... I just think... Yeah, the one god up in heaven. Never mind, Daryl.

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Does somebody say stop? Stop. You. What's your name? My name is Katie. Golly gee whiz, nice to meet you, Katie. Sorry, what was that? I said golly gee whiz, nice to meet you, Katie. Nice to meet you as well. I'm going to like quickly take my jacket and make like a baby Bjorn and put Katie like a little baby up in front of me. Wait, yeah, Katie's

A baby wolf? Katie's a baby wolf. I allow it. I allow it. We just gotta make sure you stay quiet. We don't wanna, you know... Ron, you're the stealthiest. You gotta scowl. Oh, yeah. Wait, can I pet the doggie? Yeah, of course. Hi, Katie. Can I just give you a pat on the head, please? Yes, please. I'm gonna roll for it. Roll for attack. I got a seven. You snap Katie's neck. What? No, no, no.

No, no, no. Not a one. You just do kind of rough and in the wrong direction, and Katie's like, I don't know about this. I then kind of rub underneath Katie's chin and be like, it's okay, but it's okay. I can't do a dog happily growling. I can only do a... Carol doesn't want to be with Katie anymore. Oh.

Now that you hear it, I can hear it. Yeah, it's weird. It's a little different. So on the outskirts of the village, you can see that the village consists of a tavern from which raucous celebrating can be heard. You see a jail. You see a person-sized glass case in the center of the town square. Okay. Okay.

You see a merchant, a merchant's, like, store. Okay. And several residential homes where the villagers live, presumably. Oh, sweet. Sounds like you don't want us to go in those homes. Yeah. What a unique village. I've never heard this. Oh, I'm sorry. Do you want a DM? Matt, describe a village in that village. Describe what the village looks like. It's a village made of candy drop mountains. Candy drop mountains? I'm sorry, what? What?

It's a kid in a village made of mountains, you stupid fuck! Anthony, I... You're doing a great job, bud. Get in your fucking lane! So, again, there is a merchant store, a tavern, a jail, a glass case in the center of town square, and several homes. What would you like to do? Katie, where's your mom? I don't know. We were ambushed on the road to Tewa Bifia. Oh, you're not... Oh...

More like a rope swing. And they took her somewhere. I'm not sure where she is. Can I look for footprints? Oh, yeah. Why don't you roll survival or nature? Oh, there we go. Oh, sorry. Are you the DM? Yeah. Yeah. Everybody thinks they're a big fucking deal tonight, huh? I'm the DM. I got a 19. Okay. So look right behind those candy drop mountains. I think I see some footprints. Oh.

You can see the footprints that look like two people dragging a third and you can tell that the third person that was being dragged has talons and it has like claws in there. Does the person have large talons? And they're being dragged towards the jail. They're in the jail? Hey, Katie, are you sure your mom didn't do anything wrong? Just usually if somebody goes to jail...

What? I'm just asking. I'm just saying, we're going to save your mom. I just want to know all the situations. Katie says, Katie says, Katie says, all cups of Bastos. Glenn smiles. Glenn goes, oh, hell yeah. I pound it, and I hold out a fist pound to a wolf. Yes. I get one? You get one. Dude, that was exciting. All right.

All right. Okay, so it seems like this thing's going to... It's in the jail. It's in the jail. I don't think we should just... It's been proven guilty, as we've decided. So let's go... Yeah. I think... I mean, but we can't just go into town and be like, hey, what's up with that? It seems like they're pretty mad at this person, so I think we need a cover identity. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, we could get in trouble to go into the jail, and then we would have to break out ourselves, and then also the Mama Wolf, and it would be kind of a duel.

journey that would get us to know a lot about ourselves

- Oh, okay. - I love that. Let's do the, yeah, maybe. - What if we, how about some of us are bounty hunters? - Okay. - And we do a quick little photo. That's like a wanted for like Glenn or somebody. And then we just like-- - Who gets to be the bad boy who got-- - Oh, I think I know who it is. - I think we all know who it is. - I think I know who it is. - It's who it is. - Yes, all right, all right. - All right, all right. - One, two, three. - It's Hayden. - Hayden. - Oh yeah.

No, that's good. That's good. That's good. Let's use it. Imagine if you could be the bounty hunter that brings in this guy in.

All right. I'm feral, man. I'm fucking feral. Tie me up. I'll fucking stop. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, hey. No, Ron. It's real. Froth up the saliva and they'll think you have rabies. Very good. Okay. Very good. Ron, can I just be like your big muscle behind you? Sure. Okay. I have big muscle myself, but if you want to be like the medium-sized... I'll be the... Yeah. Hell.

I won't say anything. I don't want to ruin... I mean, you're the businessman. The completely quiet helper. Yes, I think it's always best if I do the talking. All right, I think this is shaping up to be a great plan. Okay, and then Glenn and I, you and I can be like just some fun guys that are part of the group. I'll be the money man. I'll be getting the payment for this bounty. Yeah, that's great. That's great. Make sure you write a big number. That way they'll pay it.

I'll be a mayor from another town that also wants the guy to drive up the price on Payden, you know? Ooh, that's good, man. That's good. Glenn, you could be the guy who has accused Payden of killing your whole family or something. Yeah, Payden. Yeah, okay, great. They were asking for it. Yeah, that's great. That's great. That's great.

All right, let's go. So you guys head into the jail, all of you, much like Han and Luke taking Chewbacca through the Death Star, I guess. You got it. There's two plans on this show. One is take Chewbacca in the handcuffs, and the other is fake our deaths or something. I don't know. And Peyton's frothing at the mouth and trying to bite at every townsfolk that he walks past. And you make it to the jail, and inside you see a lazy-looking deputy with his feet up on a desk

I don't know why that's funny. It's just a perfect Western image. Yeah. And he goes, what y'all out there? Hello, sir. It's me, Dog the Bounty Hunter. I have here quite the little criminal. This guy here killed my whole family. And I'd do it again.

I like lift up Hayden. I lift up Hayden and just like shake him. That's totally making me mad. That's right, good sir. And I am Mayor Oak Worthington. And I'm from a different town. And I'm mad that this bounty came here. And me being here proves that this is real. The deputy. So go ahead and roll Deception. Roll Deception. Shit. You jumped the gun. That's a six. Six.

So the deputy narrows his eyes and goes, so why are you here then? Because I'm very upset that the bounty is here and I wish to buy the bounty. Yeah, you keep up with that attitude, dude, and you're next. I hit Henry. I hit Henry and I chanted, I was like, nice try. You're the accomplice of this guy. Now we got both the bounties. He also killed my extended family. This guy, they're both the two criminals. And we would do it again. No!

By the way, I rolled a seven. I got a... What? You came in too early, buddy. You came in too late. The guard... I'm not coming too hard, but you came in too early. Story of my life. The guard pulls out his gun, his fantasy gun.

His crossbow, his handheld crossbow. There you go, you found it. And he points and he goes, this is, I don't know what this is, but this is not on the level. Why don't you all get into that cell over there? And he gestures you over to a cell that you can see. Why don't you, actually, Henry specifically, why don't you roll perception with advantage or nature with advantage? That's a natural 20. What?

Yeah, I wrote the big number, Anthony. You see a tall, bipedal wolf standing behind. What you know immediately, just from the scent, just from the tang in the air, are bars of silver. Smells like silver, boys. Geologists learned by sense of smell. You can taste rocks. That's like a thing. I licked the rock. That's pure, uncut silver if I ever licked it. Katie, is that your mom? I whispered to the wolf. I think that's my...

Well, you don't know. She looks so sad. I'm not used to seeing her crying like this. Oh, boy. She's such a strong feminine presence in my life. Don't worry, we'll get her back smiling. I promise. You're a true ally.

So, Anthony, as we're trying to get pushed into the cell, I want to cast a spell really quick. And I'm going to modify this one. This is Earth Tremor. You cause a tremor on the ground within range. Each creature other than you must make a dex saving throw. Now, I want to modify it. Because Glenn, here's the idea. Glenn does Earth Tremor, but it's not I cause a tremor. Glenn just goes like, whoa, did you guys feel that earthquake? And then it's a deception check and a distraction. I want to, like, bop the guard real good. All right, roll deception for me.

Alright, sick. This is the best part about D&D. This plus 14, bro. Plus 14?! I de-leveled for this and I've still got plus 14, bro. 15 plus 14, 29. Yeah, get used to it! Alright, so the tremor happens and the guard goes, oh, what's the ground shaking for? No, no, no, to be clear, no earthquake happens. Yeah, but you can see... Why did you cast a spell then?

Well, because it's a spell, and then he's like... No, hold on. Listen, bro. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. This smells sick. Dude, even if he fails, he got 1d6 bludgeoning damage, dude. It's not prone. Okay. So you just literally said there's no earthquake, though. Yeah, but, like, the mind is a powerful organ, you know what I mean? Like, the power of suggestion can cause him to lose his balance, and I'm gonna, like, shove him really hard into the cell. I shove him into the cell. Okay.

Okay, great. All right, I think with that high roll, you were capable of doing that. You shoved him into the cell and immediately... I've got an idea. What's your idea? So can I roll stealth real quick? Yeah. Get in those pants. Oh, no. Is it two? Plus 11, though.

What are you trying to do? Switch clothes with him so that if he wakes up... No! No! If he wakes up, he thinks that he's the bounty hunter and I'm the security guard. No.

No, unfortunately your stealth role does not allow you to do that with your piddly 13. You can tear off his terribly pants though. Yeah, you tear off his fucking pants. Once he's in prison, we can just ask him for his clothes if you want to wear his clothes. Oh, sure. So the thing is, you push him into the cell, but the cell door locks behind him and you can see that the cell door is also immediately the werewolf starts fucking tearing this dude apart. Oh! Just limb by limb. Is he okay? Oh!

Goodness gracious! You can see that the cell door is... Is it loud? Yeah, it's loud. I mean, will people outside hear it? Oh, um... I'll roll. I'll roll. Ooh, right? Yeah. That is a 14. So I'm gonna say that that was a stealth roll to kill him quietly. And that she gets away with it. Nice. So...

You can see that there is a five-digit code combo to the opening the cell door, and it closed too quickly for any of you to get in other than... I know this one. Hey, buddy, what's the code? What's the code? Wait, I'm asking... Fuck! Yes! Yes! Yeah! Yeah! Fucking got his ass! Did I grab it? Yeah!

You know, when you work with someone long enough, you sort of finish each other's sentences, you know? Anthony. That's right. Anthony, it's okay, bud. You gotta finish the show. Take a second. You gotta do the show, man. You can't quit now. You gotta go back into it. You gotta get back in. It's gonna be okay. I love you, boss. Alright. Keep going, big dog. This show might be a lot shorter than we had hoped. I had so many other things planned. But the door opens.

Alright, let's get out of here! Let's go! So upon releasing the werewolf, the werewolf looks at Katie and goes, What are you doing with these humans? And Katie goes, They are my friends. And the werewolf goes, Werewolves don't have friends. Attack them. And they lunge at you. Katie's strapped to me. But I say, Pa? Everything goes black. Bang. Okay. You wake up.

and it is daybreak. You look around and you see each other and Peyton. Oh, hey guys. What? Are you guys all okay? Was that another one of your dreams, Ron? What's that? I don't know what this one means. There was a big wolf. Hmm. And boobs. Okay, so maybe it's about Carol. So I'm gonna...

Alright. I'm so sorry, Anthony. I will remind you that the other areas in the village still have some sort of purpose. You haven't completely obviated all that stuff, even despite my reaction. But what I'm gonna need right now is I'm gonna need a volunteer from the audience. Uh-oh. Real quick. Alright, I saw one of you pull up your hand first, so I'm gonna say third row, fourth from the end.

Uh, yeah, now that you said it. Confidence! Confidence, everyone! Confidence wins! One or more of you have been bitten

by the werewolves. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I have handed each of you a tile that has an identity on it. We are going to be playing basically a version of One Night Ultimate Werewolf, except it's going to take more than five minutes and you're allowed to curse. Wait, wait, can you not swear in the original? Oh, man. You guys came here to hear some curses. We're saying the S word. Go on. So what I'm going to need... So first of all...

What is your name? Cedar, like the tree. Cedar, like the tree. A lovely name. Okay, so what's going to happen is this is the narration for One Night Ultimate Werewolf for each of the people to basically do the things at night.

So you're going to be the one to read these while we are going to close our-- we're going to look at our stuff and then we're going to all stand up, go back here and close our eyes. And as quietly as you can, if you have to interact with somebody else's card, you're going to go step over and then do it. But you're going to have to do it in such a way that you don't give away to everybody else that you're moving. Does that make sense? Yeah. Just be quiet. Yeah. Just be quiet. Okay. So go ahead. Take a look at your card. Take it with you if you want. No, don't take it with you. Look at it and then put it back down on the table. Okay. All right. So there are also three-- What were the options on the card?

That's a fucking werewolf I know. That is such, Matt, Matt, I swear to God, if you want to play this game, we can start playing this right the fuck now, bro. You look me in the eye. I'm looking at you in the eye. What's on your card? Well, I need to see what the options are. So each of you have a card and there are also three cards in the middle that nobody has. Okay. Okay. Within all the cards that I have passed out, there are two werewolves.

One seer, a seer gets to look at another player's card or two cards from the middle. Can I do that anytime I want? Matt, my mother, motherfucker, you are so fucked, my man. There is a robber. The robber during the night is going to take somebody else's identity for their own and swap them out. And the person who got robbed won't know about it.

There is a... And then there are two villagers. They don't do anything. And then there's an insomniac. That's insulting. That's insulting. It was in the front of the library. Support the local economy here. Yeah, come on. And then there's an insomniac who at the end of the night gets to wake up and see if anything has been done to their cart. Okay. So what you're going to do, Cedar...

At the very end, you're gonna ignore this part that says troublemaker. Ignore all the stuff with troublemaker and at the end say insomniac, open your eyes and check the ear card is fine, basically. Is that cool? Yeah, so just read all of this and then instead of the troublemaker, do the insomniac. God, you're so good at everything. Round of applause for Sita! All right. If my daddies would get up face away from the stage, close your eyes. And my audience, if you can just give me a little tippy-taps on your face. Oh, I got an idea. Yeah, yeah. White noise. White noise, little tippy-taps.

That's so good. The ASMR is so strong. Okay. All right. Cedar, as you were. Hey, folks. Freddie here. I'm going to describe what's happening in the audio-only version. Everyone, close your eyes. Werewolves. Not the audience. Yeah, keep your eyes open, please. Werewolves, wake up and look for other werewolves. Matt slash Daryl has turned around. He points a finger straight up in the air like Michael Jackson.

Alright, werewolves, close your eyes. Seer, wake up. You may look at another player's card or two of the center cards. Freddy slash Glenn turns around, points over at Matt, turns over Matt's card, and acts like, obviously, Matt's the fucking werewolf. Like, come on. Alright, Seer, close your eyes.

Anthony spins around really fast and he exchanges his card with Freddy's card. Nobody turns around. Cedar gestures to the audience to cheer so as to confuse us, the players.

All right, Insomniac, close your eyes. And everyone, go ahead and wake up. Thanks. Let's give a hand. Let's give a hand, ladies and gentlemen.

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Peyton, what's up, bud? Where are we, by the way, just to set the scene a little bit? You wake up in the jail. In the jail. Outside of the cell bars. And the two werewolves are gone. The adult and Katie are both gone. Oh, man. Where's the dog? What happened? Well, I mean, she got her mom, so that's nice. That's what we came here for. Yeah, I guess we did a good job. Well, I'm ready to go. Yeah. Well, time to go. And I tried the door. Help! Help!

Help? I'm in prison! I want somebody to come and get us out! You're not in the cell. Oh. Wait, we're not in the cell. We're just hanging out outside the cell? Yeah, you let her out of the cell. She bit you, one of you, more of you maybe, none of you maybe. It sounded like one of us got bit. A lot of cheering for nobody. Sounds like Ian. And yeah, so you wake up and somebody kicks open the door and it's the sheriff. He says, what in tarnation has happened here?

He sees blood on the ground. He sees werewolf fur everywhere. He goes, oh no, oh no, it done happened again. Zero or one or two, you got turned into a werewolf. We got to figure out which one of you is the werewolf before the night comes, because otherwise that werewolf is going to eat us all.

Okay. And there are things in the town that could maybe help or hurt your ability to find the werewolf. Can we just, like, stay awake and fight it? We're pretty good at it. We're, like, level 15. Hey, you got any coffee here? We could just kick this werewolf's ass. Werewolves are super strong in this town. Okay. Wait, wait. If one of the werewolves is us, I don't want to kick one of your asses. Do you know what I mean? Is there, like, a werewolf? Wait, what do you mean?

You don't want to fight a werewolf if you can't find a werewolf? I don't want to fight my friends. Is there a... All right. Okay. You pussy. Hayden! Hayden! Hayden! Excuse me, sir. I know who the werewolf is, but I know who the misogynist is, sir, and I think you are a good take. Buddy, buddy, buddy, Henry. Hayden doesn't resort well to negative...

Feedback. Just wait. Wait, wait, wait. Hey, Peyton, buddy, buddy. That wasn't Peyton. Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of that pussy. Peyton, remember we gave you a list and I said of all the words you could say, you could choose ten of them? Yes. And we gave you that list of ten words you could say. Now, was that word you just said, was it on that list or was it on the list of no-no words? It's on the list of no-no words. Maybe you want to use one of your other words next time.

Only I'm allowed to say that. Okay. I gave you that one. Remember? Yes. Okay. You can use that one all you want. Thanks, cucky. Okay. Hey, dude, it's cluck. Like a rooster. Remember? No, it's not. You fucking cuck. All right, all right.

So, the sheriff goes, oh, boy, I can't handle this. I'm just going to go ahead and run away. You can't handle this? You're the sheriff. This is your building, man. Hey, don't just give me the star. In the distance, you hear, all cops are bastards. Hey, bud, if you're leaving, can I take a star? Yeah, please take it. Yeah, give me your outfit so that you might think that you're a dog, the bounty hunter, and I will think that I'm the sheriff. That looks...

Do I look good in this? I mean, you look... I'm the sheriff now of this town. Anthony, can I roll perception and see who's the werewolf? We all roll perception to see? Yeah, I'm gonna roll perception. Everybody roll perception. I got natural 20. I got a natural 22. What? I got an assisted 20, 16 plus 4. So what I'm gonna say is, because you got a natural 20, both Beth and Matt, you get to look at each other's cards. Don't mind if I do.

What's up, man? Hey, hey. Boom. Doing a podcast. He just left him hanging. He was trying to go for another one, but that's fine. I'm so sorry. Let's look at this. Interesting. Interesting. Interesting indeed. Devastating. All right. That was cruel, Beth. I know, because Freddie did it to me last week, and I still think about it.

So, so look, so you guys seem like you've got a vibe on each other now. Like what? So are either of you the werewolf?

The sheriff says, look, I'm out of here. The merchant, there is some weaponry that's got silver bullets and silver crossbow bolts and stuff. And then there's also, I guess, a potion that some people say cures werewolfism. But also, if you give it to somebody that's not a werewolf, they die. But if someone knows they're a werewolf, why don't we just give them the potion and then they're not a werewolf anymore? Oh, that sounds like a good idea. Because werewolves don't want to be found out for the purposes of the...

I literally wrote a note here that said, "Figure out why the werewolf doesn't want to be permitted." I mean, do you think we could all drink this potion? The last line of this is, "The werewolf doesn't want to be found out?"

I mean, we could all just drink a potion. No, you can't, because if you do, anybody who's not a werewolf dies. It's poison to non-werewolves. I've just got an idea. What if we call it Gatorade, and then somebody who likes Gatorade would maybe drink that, and then... These aren't alligators, man. It's werewolves. Wait a second, Ron. Why did you bring up Gatorade?

Um, I just, uh, because, uh... What's going on, Ron? Daryl, could you meet me over here back in the cell real quick? Sure. Just for a private one-on-one conversation. It's cool. I'd, like, lean up against the cell, like, on the door. The silver bars of the cell? Ouch. You guys got to clean these rusty bars. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

What's up, Henry? I just, I can't notice that your arm is sizzling on the... Are you okay? Hey, I've been working. I mean, thanks, bud.

I mean, you are. Look, you've been working out. I'm proud of you. I appreciate it. But you are also, you seem a little furrier than usual. You're exuding a more sort of, I don't know how to say this, just a more wolf-like aura. Hey, Henry, can I talk to you in the cell? Henry, can I talk to you in the cell? Yeah, what's up? Henry, I don't recommend talking to Daryl one-on-one. Daryl, give it to me straighter. Do you know Werewolf? Hey, Henry? Yeah? I think. Yeah? Yeah?

You can tell me. You can tell me what's going on. You can tell me, buddy. It's okay. It's okay. I just don't know who I am anymore. We're going to find out together. Because all I want to do is eat you. Oh! And... Oh. I mean, you know, Mercedes and I are open to that if... That's something you want. I've been trying to find a way to figure it out, but... That...

That would be so good. If I could just eat both of you, that would be great. I mean, I can ask her. I'm conversating. Hello, mi amor. Hey, mi esposa, mi leon, mi corazon. What's up? So, you know that thing we talked about with Daryl? Yes! Yes! Yes!

Henry! She's running around the audience doing that. Hey, um, Henry, I knew you were right back. Hey, hey, um, Ron, can I come talk to you in a different cell? What's going on? I'll be, no, that's okay. I'm just going to talk to Ron real quick. All right, I'm going to make some plans.

Uh, okay, Daryl, just don't get too close, because, uh, because, uh, we're men, and men don't, don't get too close. What, what am I kidding? I know that men can get just as close as anybody else. Peyton says... They're just really bad at it. Peyton says, now, I know you all seem pretty sure about who the werewolf is, but don't forget there was a robber, so that person might actually be the werewolf, and the other one might not be.

because you didn't look at your own card afterward you only got to see other people's cards hey ron yeah payton shut the up man did you tell me shut up you he said the word that's the word he can say oh you can say that one it's on ron's list of no no words yeah ron um i think you you saw you saw all of me

Yes, I do. I do, girl. You've seen me in a way that nobody else has. But I was going to tell Henry it, and I think he took it in a different way. I didn't understand what he was saying at first, but the way his wife responded, I think, I just don't know who I am anymore. That's fair. That's fair. Do you think I'm a werewolf? I thought I was because I really just wanted to eat you all. But then Peyton said, baby, I wasn't.

And he's right about a lot of things. That's right, baby. Well, I just... You're the only one who's seen me. I know what I see in front of me, you know? And it's pretty hard to tell. Henry comes out of the cell, hanging up the phone, like, okay, I'll call you later. I'll let you know how it goes. Hey, I need to buy some stuff.

I'm with you. We should go buy some stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm with you. I need to go buy some stuff, so I'm going to go to the merchant, but it also seemed like there might be a cure for whatever. I think there's a werewolf thing going on. That was a little while ago. Yeah, for sure. So get some forks and then a plate and then maybe some salt. Okay. Because he's going to... He's going to...

He's gonna eat you. Did you tell him? What? No, I told him. I mean, I didn't tell him anything. I said I'm a werewolf. You're a werewolf? You're a werewolf? Well, I thought I was. I called Mercedes back. It's off. He's a werewolf. So judgy. Whoa, whoa, whoa. He's a werewolf and you're saying it's off? Hold on. Hold on.

Roll for if you're Team Jacob or Team Edward. Look, I thought I was, because I just really wanted to eat you all, but now Peyton's saying maybe I'm not, and then Ron really looked deep into me and saw something, so now I'm just asking Ron if he thinks I'm a werewolf. I definitely think you are. Okay. Yeah, I'm just going to go ahead and say I have very, very strong feelings about... Well, I'm going to go pick up that werewolf cure and...

That'd be nice. If I could just have the cure, that would just solve everything, right? So you head into the merchant's, and you see the merchant has a bunch of crossbows trained on the door, and he goes, no one's getting in here. I heard there's a bunch of werewolf sympathizer out there. I destroyed the cure. You destroyed the cure? Maybe if you're lucky, you can remake it if you kill me and do some other stuff to pad out the time of this. LAUGHTER

I cast Charm Person on you. God damn it! We're rolling hard indeed. Charm Person's a really basic spell, dude. That's a level one spell. You should know about it. Whoa! Is it a saving throw for... We gotta get on a tour bus with this guy later, man. You can't throw the puzzle hard, bro. So is it a saving throw for me? Hold on, I have to get the spell. It's really big, it's a spell wheel. Shit, where is it? You know, it's a wisdom saving throw. Just roll a dice and say a number. It's okay.

He got a natural 20. I can verify, I verified the natural 20. That's a, that's a, um, that's an 05. OZ. It's an OZ. OZ, that's a weird. Which is short for zero. It's a zero. He goes, your charms ain't gonna work on me, werewolf lover. Shit. I'm gonna roll stealth. Yeah. To do what?

We'll switch our clothes. You think that you're the dog, the bounty hunter, but I know that's a nine plus 11. Not, oh, whoa.

Anthony, I've got a quick question. I've got a quick question about the actual mechanics of Werewolf really quick. Hold on. Will made a 9-11 joke? Oh, no. Oh, okay. We get one per show, right? Yeah. That's it. That's it. It would have been worse. They would have done a worse one. I'm trying to get out of here with the least... Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're doing better 9-11 jokes each night of the tour. So that's it. We're starting here. They're a little bit riskier every night. Yes, yes.

What is your question? So my question is, does the robber get to look at everybody's cards before switching? The robber gets to look at one person's card and then take it, and they become that thing. And then the other person who used to be... Yeah, okay, you're the fucking... You saw my card. You're the fucking, yeah. Okay, yeah. And you're a villager. Hey, hey, hey, nobody needs runs. Nobody needs to know that I was a villager. Oh, sorry, Ron. Ron.

Ron, you're the mayor. You're the mayor. It takes a lot of talent to sell this role as villager. You know, I don't get to do as cool stuff as the rest of the boys did. But I'm just happy to be here. Thank you.

Hey, hey, I talked to the... Wait, wait, how about best roll? Do you have what happened? What happened? What was the roll? Oh, it was 20. Yes, it was a 20. I was... No, it was a 9 plus 11. It was a 9 plus 11, yeah. Oh, that equals 20. Okay, you know what? All right. This is why I do podcasting and not math. I'm going to say...

And not basic math. I'm going to say that's not good enough to run into a room that's covered in crossbows, pointed at the door, take off all of your clothes, take off all of his clothes, switch your clothes with his clothes, and then make him think that he is you. Oh, no. Oh, the people have spoken. All right, roll again. Roll it again.

There was no number high enough that Anthony was gonna let that happen. If it was a 10 or higher, I would have let it happen. Well, guess what? It's a 3 or lower, so... But I couldn't even get in. If you miss your dice tray, that's an automatic one.

that I've had a pretty bad idea and then the audience has given me inspiration and then I've just let everybody down. Okay, let's get back into this. So is anybody trying to come in here and get a formula for the cure is going to get a bolt in the face. Well, I don't appreciate that, sir. I'm going to... Excuse me, sir. I've got a question. Can only werewolf eat people?

No, you can eat people if you want to. I'm going to eat the sheriff. Yeah. Roll a melee attack. Wait, can I help? So all of a sudden after this season's done, now Daryl's into throuples. Yep. That's a 13 plus 7. Okay. So he is going to, opposed, try to dodge your, I'm assuming you're just running in and move your fist up? No, I've got my teeth.

All right, he's gonna roll to attack you with his many, many crossbows. That's an 11. That's gonna hit you. My AC's 12, Biatch. Yeah, and he's got 15 crossbows pointed at the door. He's got a plus 10. I guess that's fair. All right, so he hits you three times with crossbows. I'm gonna cast Spirit Shield because I support... Yeah, yeah, that's right. Okay.

And I'm gonna reduce that damage by 4d6. Okay, roll 4d6 please. Three so far. There we go, eight, nine. All right, so you take 22 damage. That's okay, I got like 152. Yeah? Beth, pretend like you have way less health. Okay, sorry, I'm in danger. Ron, buddy, are you okay? No.

Don't worry, you'll make it home to your wife. She'll be okay. Okay, that's great. So yeah, the crossbow bolts hit you in the chest and push you backward out the door and you fall back into the village square. I'm going to charge him too. Okay. How do I do that? I'm going to do the barbarian thing. I'm going to cast rage and just do three attacks, you know, that stuff. I don't like how racist he is against werewolves. Okay, great. Oh no, that's not a good roll. That's a two.

That's just my first of three. Yeah. I stumble out the door. Yeah. Your first attack whiffs completely. It's a three. Oh, no. Your second attack whiffs slightly less completely. It would be hard if you were used to four legs going to two legs. That would be a hard transition. I stumble the second time, double-checking on Ron. I'm like, Ron, you okay? Yeah. Okay. I got one more chance. No. And then a ten.

Right, that one hits him. That one you clock it. What do you do to this guy? He's behind his countertop. I want to do a grapple. I just want to hold him and be like, all right, Ron. Now he won't fight back. Now he won't fight back. Eat away. Okay, I'm going to whip my teeth out. I mean, they're in my mouth permanently. That's a seven plus seven. You have advantage because he has grappled. So roll again. What? That's a ten plus seven.

I think you managed to bite him directly in his jugular. Oh yeah! I whisper, I know you know what's the ironic part, I'm the werewolf. That's a normal human that's eating you. Pretty weird way to die, buddy. What the fuck? Really? What the fuck? Hey, does anybody have faba beans in a nice Chianti? Get it? Get it? Get it? Get it? Get it? Do you get it? Oh, wait, buddy, before you die, how do you make the potion? I'll never tell you. It's gotta be his blood, right?

I drink his blood. Whoa. Henry, I think I figured out who the werewolf is. You see, this whole time I've been disguising my intent. Observing. Figuring shit out. Glenn, what are you saying? Either Ron, but Daryl for sure. Daryl's a werewolf. We've established that, dude. I see your one step ahead. Wait, wait, wait. Payne goes, you made a good point.

There could be two of them. I don't know about that, Peyton, but like... Look at me, Peyton. Look at me. What? You a werewolf, man?

You tell me. No. You gotta tell the truth, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's way too disappointed in the fact that he isn't. You think that... You gotta be so fucking psyched if I'm a werewolf. You'd be so psyched if I'm a werewolf. I want it so badly to be the werewolf. You have no fucking idea. Hey, here's an idea. Listen. Hey, guys. Dad, dad, dad. Okay. I mean, I am down on this one? No, no, no. Not you. Go look at the crossbows. Look. Look, Maiden. Look. You never let me do anything, you cucks. Hey. Hey.

We should add another word to the no-no list. Hey, Daryl. Yeah. Werewolf Daryl. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I figured it out. Listen, hey, what if you just, like, transform Peyton a little bit? Let the kid run around and, you know, go feral for a while. Are you saying let Peyton become a werewolf? Does that work? Yeah. I grab a leaf and I call Aaron O'Neal. You call Aaron O'Neal on a leaf. Yeah. Aaron O'Neal picks up the leaf and goes, yeah, what is it? Hey, what's up, Aaron? What's up?

So I became a werewolf. You're a werewolf? Yeah. Yeah. Glenn figured it out. Glenn figured it out? That's right. I gotta ask. I gotta ask. Are you into threesomes now? What? Yeah, are you? What's happening? I'm getting mixed signals over here, Carol. I'm a werewolf. I don't know what is that. What is that? What are you guys? You keep saying the number three. I just don't like, what is this?

Alright. You're one of the rare types that aren't into threesomes after turning into a werewolf. That's good. I could be if I knew what it was. I don't know what this is. I lean over and whisper the definition of a threesome into Daryl's ear. I'm whispering. Can you just say this to everybody? To Daryl. A threesome is like when you don't have sex. Yeah? Yeah.

You're not sex normally? I don't want to say normally. I don't mean normally, but you know how sex... Sometimes, most... A lot of sex is between two people. Two people that love each other? Always. Sure, or sometimes. Sanctity of marriage. It's the best expression of love you could possibly have. Imagine how much better it would be if there was a third person involved.

Like, wait, what are they doing? The Holy Spirit, my man. Henry, I didn't know you were a believer. Usually I try to... Well, Eric O'Neill, I'm proud to say I am into threesomes.

Henry texts a person who's definitely off. And I just want to know if I could get Peyton a little, like, like a little test of what it's like to be a werewolf. Oh, you want to make him a werewolf for Lily? Yeah, fuck it. Go for it. How do you do that?

You just bite him. Oh. Hey, Peyton, bud. Wait, Peyton. Wait, oh, can we turn it back, though? I mean, you'd have to make a cure. How do you do that? Okay, okay. Oh, so we should search his pockets for, you know, the cure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy might have a cure. And it'd be a lot easier if I was wearing those pockets. Now that he's dead, you can very easily switch clothes away. You can take his clothes if you want. No, I won't. I search his pockets. You find a note that says 80085. Okay.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Turn it upside down. Oh my God. It's Sbube. Who's Sbube? We have Sbarro on Earth. Wait, how's that cure though? You also find a diagram pointing out the cure. And it says a werewolf has to kiss someone of the same age and the same gender. What?

Alright. Uh, hey Henry. Yes, I smooched Daryl. I smooched Henry. That's fine. That's the cure, huh? That's the cure? Oh wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Just a quick question, just a quick question. They do do it. They do, they do do it. I want you to, I want you to. The two of them have a great kiss. You guys said do do. I do need to know, I do need to know. What do you guys say right afterward? Uh, you good? I feel like me again. That's, that's, a good kiss always does that. That's it, that's all, thank you so much.

Thank you so much, everyone. It's safe. Vengeance and Dags is Matt Arnold as Daryl Wilson. Anthony Bursch is our DM. Will Campos is Henry Oak. Beth May is Ron Stampler and myself, Freddie Wong, as Glenn Close. Our theme song is by Maxson Waller. Brian Fernandez is our content producer. Ashton Nikolai is our community manager. Courtney Terry is our community coordinator. Esther Ellis is our lead editor. Travis Reeves provides additional editing. And Robin Rapp is our transcriber.

Season two will continue on January 16th. We also managed to recover all of our merch inventory for those of you following along that drama. So keep an ear out for the relaunch of our merch store. Not that soon. It's a lot of work to do. For the video of this live show, as well as all of our live shows and a bunch of extra bonus content, head to patreon.com slash Dungeons and Dads.