Throwback Thursday: Lil Wyte - A Memphis Icon
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It's motherfucking Little White. What it do, baby? What up, baby? And Mrs. White. Can I just refer to you as Mrs. White or do you want me to call you Nicole? Of course. I love Nicole. Me and Nicole are homies outside of here, but I just wanted to know what the proper terminology was. For these purposes, I'll be Mrs. White. Okay, gotcha. Professional only.

Thank you guys for coming to Nashville. You guys are in Memphis, right? Yeah. Well, fucking... Well, Bartlett. We don't live in Memphis. Oh, you don't? Do you live outside of Memphis? I mean, it's the burbs. It's like Franklin to Nashville. Oh, gotcha. Okay. Like you said, yeah, I live in Nashville, but it's technically like...

Yeah. Nope. Isn't it crazy? Whenever Jay and I moved from, you know, fucking actual Nashville, like a little apartment in Nashville out to the suburbs, we were like, property value went down. How the fuck did we get here? You know, like it was just crazy. Our cross the street neighbor is a Shelby County Sheriff and he hates me. Oh. Well, I may allegedly have called him a racist pig one night. Allegedly. Allegedly.

This is what I was told. I don't remember it, so it didn't happen. Right. No, I totally understand that. We are friends with Bartlett cops now, though. They know which cars are ours, so they leave us alone. I got a little coin that says it's basically a get out of jail free card. I love it. I do too. I just try to lay low out here, man. I got pulled over and I think I have a warrant now because I haven't gotten a ticket in so long. Oh, by the way, that truck is sick. I ain't never seen it in person. That thing is cool. Oh, thank you so much. I love that color on the wrap.

Oh, no, me too, dude. I fucking, I'm all about, I told him I wanted the Elton John of G-Wagons. You got it. Yeah.

You got it. You definitely got it. You understood the assignment completely. Dude, love it. I'm so happy you're here, White. Dude, you don't realize how much of an icon you are. Or maybe you do. Do you realize how much of an icon you are? I'm humble. I mean, I get it. No, you don't need to be humble here. Just flex those nuts, baby. Just for example, we just ate brunch at Ruby Sunshine. Was it Ruby Sunshine? Ruby Sunshine. Ruby Sunshine. And we were leaving, and there was a whole family sitting at the table across from us. I kept seeing...

You know, they kind of out the corner, eyes looking at us. And we walked out. I was going to the car. And this little young girl walks up. She's maybe, what, 16, 17. She's like, I thought she was fixing to ask me for some money, the way she walked up. But her baby was, like, fresh to death. So I was like, this bitch don't need no money. Right. What is she about to ask? She's like, I'm sorry to bother you, but my mom wants a picture with you. And I was like, your mom? She was like, yeah. So my mom's been a fan of yours for the last 20 years. And I was like,

Okay, so that puts your mom at about 42. But how does that make you feel, though? Do you like it? I love it. I hate it. I won't go out with Jay anymore because of it. Well, I tell this to everybody, and I've been saying this for a long time. Juicy told me 20 years ago, Juicy J said...

When the pictures and autographs stop, it's over. Right. Well, that's true. And as long as, you know, as long as one or two a week roll through, I'm still good. Yeah. The boys still got it. I hate it. When I go out with Jay, like, we'll try to have, like, date nights and... You just got to rent out the whole building and just hide in the back corner? Literally. I can't even get a date night alone with him because he's taking pictures and, you know, signing autographs all night. So it's like, if we go out, it's like we have to go out of town. Well, I mean, to be honest, he's hard to miss and, ma'am, you're definitely hard to miss also. I know.

Like you guys aren't. Like, come on. Yeah. And that's why, like, even when we go out, we got like one bar we go to. Yeah. And it's Sidecar. It's my little spot. I've been going there forever. Yeah.

And we just go there. Everybody's like, why do y'all always go here? It's like, cause I can be myself here. They call me Patrick here. My name is Pat here. People don't call me little white. These are my biker buddies and stuff. We have our own seats. Like if someone's sitting there and we walk in, they'll be like, Hey, sorry, Nicole. Sorry, Pat. We'll get y'all. We can sit somewhere else. Well, I put a white music logo sticker on one of the napkin holders on the bar.

And like if we walk in and somebody's sitting there, they'll look at it and be like, oh, sorry, bro. Let me slide down. I'm like, dude, I'm not that boozy. But yeah, get out my fucking seat. Yeah. Like, I mean, you know. Well, one night we were in there and I went to smoke a cigarette out back and I pushed my seat forward onto the bar. You know, when you fold your seat up to let somebody know you're sitting there. Yeah. Had my food sitting there, pack of cigarettes, some keys. And this guy, and keep in mind, I was, I don't remember what the occasion was, but they don't need one to be drunk. I was drunk.

And the bartender was like, hey, is anybody sitting here? And Tasha was like, yeah, somebody's obviously sitting here. So he slides all my shit down, pulls my chair down, and just sits down.

Allegedly, somebody pulled a knife on him. I don't know who that guy was. There's a lot of alleged shit going on around you. It's 2021. I'm not going to incriminate myself. I'm not doing that. So there's going to be a few allegeds around in this podcast. Listen, I know how you guys roll. I get it.

So let's, let's go. I want to just kind of paint a picture. I know everybody knows, you know, little white Oxycontin and all that stuff, but do they really know like your backstory, like where you grew up, like your childhood and stuff like that. So I kind of want to paint that picture. Like, were you always, did you always grow up and did you grow up in Memphis? Like born and raised? I grew up born and raised in Frazier, a little hood right at the right of North Memphis. Um,

Born and raised. I mean, we were actually like... And, you know, we were probably one of the last white families to live in that neighborhood before it got just real bad. Yeah. And when my dad passed away... Well, I moved out as soon as that first check hit. As soon as that first doubt me now check hit, I was out. Well, did you... So you said that...

Did when you hold on a second, let me grab, let me grab my words here. When you were born, you were born in Memphis, whatever. And then we're going to slow it down and get to the money. But were you born into money or was it like you were like poverty stricken? My dad was a heat and air conditioning man. My mom worked at Kroger.

No, we are. No, we were definitely poor. Did you always like rapping? Like, were you always into rap or did you like music or was that like your thing? There was, there's actually, there's actually a picture somewhere. I'm sure my little brother's got it. Uh, but there was a picture of me jumping on my bed at like five with a guitar singing born in the USA. So I've always been interested in music. Um,

Crisscross totally crossed out was the first actual rap album I bought. Right. Because my parents actually let me buy it because Walmart had it on cassette. Somebody tried to rhyme, but they can't rhyme like this. Somebody tried to rhyme. I loved Crisscross. That's how old we are, ladies and gentlemen. I'm 142 million years old. Shit, I am fucking forever 26 because the internet says. My soul has been here. The internet says I'm fucking 26.

I'll be your older sister. Yeah, I'm like, whatever, dude. I'll fucking be eternal. I'm a vampire, bitches. I think my soul was created during the Big Bang. I feel like I've been here forever. Yeah. But I guess around like 10, 10 years old, I really got into like rap music. I liked it. So I would have to hide my rap CDs behind. Me and her were just talking about this. She had to hide the Chronic album behind a Britney Spears CD. Yeah.

I got in so much trouble when my mom found that too. The Britney Spears CD? No, the Chronic CD. Oh, gotcha. The one that had the weed leaf on it. And did you grow up in Memphis too? Did you guys know each other as kids or when did you guys meet? She grew up on the whole other side of Memphis than I did. Oh, gotcha. Was she the suburb baby? No, I was the other side of the hood.

oh gotcha north memphis and i was east memphis basically okay gotcha but about 10 years old i really got into rap and the guy that lived across the street rest in peace jimmy collins he uh he built speaker boxes for like the whole neighborhood he you know

go by the wood, pay him 150 bucks. He'll build a speaker box. So I would be real young sitting over there with him just watching him build speaker boxes. And after he was done, he'd always pull out like some old triple six mafia cassette before they were three, six. And he would test out the bump with that. So like every time he got a new three, six mafia tape, he would let me take it across the street, get a blank cassette, burn it before my dad got home from work. And I'd write like holiday classics on it or something like to where he would never know.

And then once CDs came out, my dad broke so many three, six mafia CDs. Cause when he was it because he thought it was, Oh, because they were graphic, just the graphic content and shit. Like once he, when he first heard, and I had, I was that kid that would go to like, I'd have, I'd cut grass in the summertime and I'd go to like yard sales. And if I seen like a set of speakers for sale, my eyes would light up. So like by the time I was like 12, I had like,

40 speakers. And looking back now, you need a big receiver to push 40 speakers. And I had this little Sony boom box, which was definitely a fire hazard because I probably had 600 wires running behind this stuff. And one day my dad came home early from lunch and heard me bumping slob on my knob. And he just snapped it in half. Just broke it.

I was always in trouble for singing Madonna in church. Like a virgin? I actually got in trouble for singing Like a Virgin on some grandpa's lap. Oh, wow. I was a kid.

was a kid i didn't know what was happening but i was still doing very similar things some people never change you know listen i was a whore from birth all right i got in trouble for trying to go to church halloween party dressed as a devil no apparently that's right about fried frowned upon yeah it is frowned upon i got fried in church and they sent me home i was like you walked in and they were like no bitch you talk about him in the

Bible so technically like and it's a Halloween party I'm just trying to bring all the characters to life thought I was doing right we were born rebels he was an angel that fell from heaven you know Jesus but like and I'm not gonna fast forward too far but I'm gonna go back but like it's funny because when I did sign the 3-6 mafia my dad walked right up to Paul and Juicy and was like cause I was 17 when I signed they had to sign my contract

My dad walked right up to Paul and was like, do you know how many of your CDs I've broken? And Paul probably loved it. And now here we are, and I'm having to sign my son's contract. He was like, I'm actually glad you did break them CDs. He was like, why? He was like, why? Did you go buy another one? I was like, of course I did. He was like, see? He just kept the sales going. You can break all his CDs if you want to. That's awesome. So...

Moving forward, you know, dad's breaking all the three, six mafia CDs. Was there any other people who inspired you besides three, six mafia? Or were you just like, dude, I'm going to be a part of three, six mafia no matter what. Well, I was, I was a big Memphis rap fan period. Al Capone, eight ball, MJG skinny, skinny pimp. I love me some eight ball and MJG. I was listening to him yesterday. We were just with them at the grizzlies. I want them to come on the podcast. I love them. Okay, cool. Yeah. I love a ball. Um,

But I was a big fan of all the guys, you know, like Skinny Pimp. Matter of fact, Skinny Pimp, when Skinny Pimp, King of the Playhouse Ball album dropped, that was the very first verse on Midnight Hoes'

that i memorized the day it came out and went to school the next day and floated for the cafeteria and everybody thought that that was my lyrics did you always have a flow like or did you have to practice it because you know how some rappers have to like practice and find their sound or was it just natural for you i had my partner a little black he actually gave me the name lil white because everybody just called me a little pet and he's like little pat ain't gonna wear it he's like he's like i'm a little black and he was a crip so he spelled his b-l-a-c-c he was like

spell it different, kind of like the word hype, but make it W-Y-T-E. And I was like, hmm, that actually might work. So what we would do is we would go to the lunchroom, and we didn't battle, we just freestyled and rapped. Freestyling, I feel, is harder than just if you were to write a... Oh, your husband is one of the kings of it, trust me. I know, and I get so mad because I want him to do more freestyles, and he fucking won't. Well, even back when we were working a lot together, back when even when he was living in Memphis there for a while with me, you know, I told him, Jelly,

you got to start writing this stuff down because if somebody could just come in and say they wrote that, if you don't have no documentation of writing this down or at least jot down the main, because he would literally write down his rhyming words and just tack it onto the wall and he would just freestyle and just add the rhyming word and freestyle. And it's incredible watching him work back in them days like that. But I never really was a, I was a writer. I've always been a writer. So what I would do

we had lunch right before biology class and I hated biology class. The teacher knew it. He didn't even give me no problems. So what I would do every day about the last 20 minutes of class, I'd write me a quick little 16 bar verse and I'd memorize it in that last 20 minutes. So I'd go to the lunch table, no paper, no nothing in my hand. And he'd go around each person and they always saved me for last. Cause I was the only white boy at the table. And, uh,

I just released this information since we've been together the last few years. You're a false freestyler. I was a false flagging freestyler. Oh, shit. But hold on. If you wrote the lyrics, isn't that still considered freestyle? Oh, for sure. Back then, nobody knew I had a notebook full of rap.

Did it have to be off the dome to be considered freestyle? Yeah, I mean, yeah, off the dome to be considered freestyle, yeah. But nobody knew that it wasn't off the dome because I kept it a secret, like literally up until like the last five years ago. I did an interview with somebody and I told them and they were like, that's pretty smart. But it was funny because nobody, everybody was like, how the hell does he fucking do this? How does he do this? He's like, I was rehearsing in the boys' bathroom, bitch. I pretty much, swear to God, dead serious. I've been there whispering it to myself. All right, all right, all right.

But to be able to memorize that too in that short amount of time is actually a pretty good talent. That was another thing that tripped everybody out because it's not easy to memorize a whole 16 bars. I can't even remember fucking Mr. Grinch and that song's been around forever. I had to have the fucking lyrics in the fucking booth, you know? He still does it too. People get mad when he's got to record a feature. He'll be in there writing the verse and stuff and he'll drop it like one take Jake and be done. Man, I ran the studio for eight hours. You fucking wasted some money, buddy. That's how daddy

is too i got shit to do yeah no that's how jay is too he's like you guys are just fucking like programmed to you guys are just one of the goats you know when we was on the road back in the day when we was constantly going and going and going we would we'd have like a little powwow in the van before we pull up to the studio i'm like all right bubba are you gonna go in here you write your fucking verse knock it out i'm a freestyle man we'll be on the road in 45 minutes i love his and

we'll be at outback steakhouse bubba in 45 minutes i'm fucking starving and i gotta take a shit you know it's even here yeah to take a shit part i believe but to even hear my husband try to plan out something is hilarious because i have to plan everything that dude is like a hot air balloon i gotta catch him and like bring him down to earth everything i am just that's hilarious okay so you went from doing you know freestyle quote-unquote

battles in school. And then when did you decide, Hey, you know what? I'm going to start taking this in the studio and I want to record an album. Well, so I guess my sophomore year in high school, it got to the point where like all the, all the football players, it got to the point to where like, after I'd been rapping for two or three years in school, um,

people would come over to the lunch table just for my verse and they would just wait they listen to everybody else's verse and then by the time I was done they just like oh god it fucking went crazy so like seeing the response from my peers is what really made me want to pursue it and then um the three six mafia album the end they had and they've never done this before but they put just an instrumental at the very end of that album just an instrumental no no lyrics or nothing

And I was like, ooh, I'm going to use this instrumental. Because, I mean, back in the day, you couldn't buy beats in the 90s and shit. People weren't doing that. You can buy them off, like, fucking the internet now. It's crazy. Yeah, you can actually text you a beat now. Yeah. But, like, so I literally went home, popped that CD in, got my other little player, hit play record, and rapped into that little tiny little microphone and made my first demo tape. So I took it to the guys that was in my neighborhood.

They had a little three, four white guy rap group. It was the only white boys in the neighborhood that could rap. And I just came to them. They were like three, four years older than me. I was like, look, y'all need one more person. Here's my demo. And it was like a cassette. I'm like, play the motherfucker. Trust me. And they did. They liked me. They ended up getting on like that out there. Their next mixtape.

And my dad, one day, one night we were all out in front of my mom and dad's house. It was like 10 o'clock. We're all beating on the back of my mom's cutlass, making the beat and stuff. And that actual night I did freestyle some stuff just off top of my head. You felt like the pressure to have to do it? Well, yeah. Well, not only that, like it was me and some of my closest friends that know I can rap. Right. And I went inside to get like a glass of sweet tea or something. And my dad had been sitting on the porch in the dark the whole time listening to us. I didn't even know it was up there.

So as I'm walking by, he's like, hey. And I was like, whoa, shit. You scared the fuck out of me. He's like, was that you? I was like, what do you mean? He's like, when all your black buddies just went, ah! Was that you that did that? I was like, yeah, that was me. And he was like, well, I get my income tax check in like two weeks. What could you do with $1,500? Could you make a demo? And I was like, fuck yeah, I could. I'll bring you the receipt. I will spend every penny of that shit on a demo. He went from breaking CDs to making your first CD. To realizing that it was something there. So sure enough, like two weeks go by.

He walks in my bedroom. I'm sitting there like playing video games or some shit. He just gives me a check for $1,500. And he was like, take that to the bank, put that in your account and start doing what the fuck you said you was going to do. And within like three months, me and the other guys had a full demo tape made up. And just for the record, they never paid my dad a penny from that shit. I don't mess with them no more anyways. But yeah.

Like five, six years go by. This is after I'm already with three, six. And I had a real nice fat little check come in. And I was like, I'm going to pay that back tenfold. I took that 15 grand cash and just said it. I took it, just set it on the coffee table. I basically made it rain on the coffee table. What is this? I was like, this is your 100% return. This is your investment. This is your 100% return investment. He was like, I don't need this. I was like, it's not about needing it.

I needed that 1500 so this is yours. He was like, are you good? I was like, I still got 140 grand in the bank. I'm straight. He's like, don't worry about me. And that weekend he went and bought a bass boat and a motorcycle.

Oh, he's living his best life. He was, man. So. Peace pops. I know. Dude, that makes me so sad. I think one thing that is probably the hardest thing to ever watch is your spouse go through losing a parent. Like, Jay is still, he can't talk about it without crying. Even like when, you know, when Buddy passed, you know, I reached out to Jelly like immediately. Yeah. Because I know what he's going through. When we were at the rhyme and I said, you know they're up there watching you, right?

He was like, how the fuck you think we got here? He's like, we've always had them guardian angels watching us. No, that shit's... I just... I hate it. Because you can hear the pain in your voice when you talk about your dad, you know? I mean, but at the same time, you know, like... And the love. He...

It's crazy. It's like he passed in '08 and now like every year for his birthday we throw him a big ass birthday party. She throws him a party. For years we were-- - That's a good wifey. - The first couple years we would throw a party like a cookout on the day he died but then the more, the older I get, I've woken up what, the last three years and just couldn't figure out why I'm in a fucked up mood.

And by the end of the night, I'm like, fuck, today was the day dad died. That's why. So the healing process of that is getting better for the simple fact that that date don't bother me no more that bad.

But we always make sure we throw the fuck down on his birthday. The first year she did it, she did it as a surprise. Oh my God, it was so hard. I was like Phoenix Xanax on the way home from a show. I'm like, just go to sleep. She's like, just here, eat that, eat that. I got some phone calls. You want some crown? You want to take a nap? Wendell, drive faster. Yeah. I should have brought my crown. Is Wendell still around? I remember when I met you guys six years ago, he was around. We're still super good friends. He don't work for me no more. Gotcha. I just talked to him the other day after, you know, Wes Phillips passing. Yeah, that's fucking horrible, man. All right.

It's crazy, especially when people like our age are passing. It's just like he's only six months older than me. Yeah. Like so. Yeah. Just scary. It's terrifying. There are so many reasons to travel. Apogee Travel is giving you a new one and it's real good.

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Six months after doubt me now my first album dropped. So this was like 2003 2004 Well, let's talk about you sign him a three six and then we'll get into you and daddy roll but you so a daddy roll so, um You dropped your first album with your dad's money that he invested right and then from there what happened? So the guys that I was rapping with at the time it's actually a pretty crazy story like so I was working at this warehouse

It was like a warehouse for fedex. I could not see you working in a warehouse. I don't like people. Yeah, I was going to say. You would have a bunch of alleged situations going on. I mean, my very last job was a manager at Blockbuster. Who the fuck makes me a manager? I was stealing DVDs, allegedly. Yeah.

And all kind of shit. I was still renting Little Mermaid at that same block. Yeah, that sounds fucked up when she says it. I wonder if you guys crossed paths. We had to because I worked like every day and Little Mermaid was always rented out. But like so the day so I was working at this warehouse. It was actually like an off-site warehouse for FedEx.

Or like, I guess you'd say like the employee catalog where they order like golf balls and shit like that. Just like mugs. And it was one of those little small warehouses. And I was working there. We were listening to K-97 that day. And Mike, my supervisor, I'll never forget it.

Paul and Juicy were like, hey, just to let y'all know, we're in the process of looking for a couple new artists. If y'all see us in the street, give us your demo. Don't be afraid to walk up and speak. We're genuine dudes. We're good people. Just come holler at us. Give us your demo. I would be scared of them. I had just given Mike, my supervisor, the demo the day before yesterday.

Cause I went and got like 500 cassettes pressed up packaged barcodes, the whole line brought my dad back his 17 cents. Those were the days back in the days. God, I miss them days. I know. And Mike's like, man, you should just leave work right now and go to K-97. And I said, Mike, I got a baby on the way. I can't miss, I can't lose this job. My baby mama's three months, four months pregnant, whatever she was at the time. So come to find out, I get home later on that night and

I can still taste that night. My mom made fucking spaghetti with chef salads and fucking French bread. I still remember it like it was yesterday. So I just got off work. I'm making my plate. The phone rings. My dad answers it. It was the house phone, of course. My dad answered the house phone. My dad was like, Pat, telephone. It's your boy or whatever. And I answered. He's like, bro. So today, 3-6 Mafia was at K-97. We took them our demo. I was like, what? He was like, yeah. I was like, bullshit.

He's like, no, they want to meet with us like tomorrow or the next day. I'm like, dude, look, I just got off work. I'm hungry. I ain't got time for this shit. I don't got time for these games. I hung up on him. He calls me right back immediately. He's like, this is not a drill. Three, six mafia has our demo. They listened to it. And within an hour they called us back. So like I go back to work the next day and I tell Mike, I'm like, dude, the world works in mysterious ways. And I told him about them going to drop the demo off and me not having to lose my fucking job. And, uh,

I was like, he was like, well, what you need me to do? I said, look, one of them supposed to call tomorrow afternoon at five. He's like, so what's the big deal? I was like, I don't get off work till six. He's like, not tomorrow. You're getting off at four 30 tomorrow. You need this. Cause he was like, he really wanted me to win. Yeah. And, um,

And it was your number on the mixtape. Yeah. And it was my mom and dad's phone number on the back of the mix. The house number was on the back of the mixtape. So like my fucking house number blew up every day once. Cause once they got into circulation. Oh yeah. We were like the most talked about shit in our neighborhood. Cause we, but they, everybody knew something was about to happen between either all of us or one of us. Right. And, um,

I go over to dude's house and he's like, out on the front porch on the phone. He's like, hold on one minute. I'm going to have everybody around the speakerphone. And I'm cracking a joke. I'm like, oh, who's that? DJ Paul? And he goes, he comes to the phone. He goes, no, it's fucking Juicy J. Shut up. I'm like, is this shit real? Because I'm still in disbelief.

So we crowd around the old conference phone, put it on speakerphone, and sure enough... Hey, guys, what's up, man? It's Juicy J, man. Hey, man, I just wanted to tell y'all, man, y'all got some hard shit, man. We want to meet you guys, man. Y'all come to the studio tomorrow. I called Mike. As soon as we left that meeting, I said, Mike, I will not be coming into work tomorrow because they want to really see if this shit is real. So we ended up going up there. How were you feeling? Were you, like, nervous as fuck? Well, the problem was...

I think all three of the other guys in the group saw me as a threat because I was younger. Well, and you also were probably the talent. The talent. Sexiness. Yes. I'll let you speak on that one. My overall sexiness. So I get home and I'm calling all the guys like, hey, man, we got to be at the studio. It's going straight to voicemail. Every one of them. I'm like, these motherfuckers done left me.

And they did. Wow. So they were hating from the gate. From the gate. Hating from the gate. And your dad is the one that fucking invested in the damn CD. And then it hit me. Go to the caller ID.

I scrolled back. Oh my God. I remember. I had to think I was like, I scrolled back like three days and sure enough, hypnotized mind studio was one of the missed calls that they called during the day. I was at work. My dad was at work. They probably wanted you anyways. I'm getting to it. Okay. I was going to say they probably, I remember two, eight, one, one, one, one, seven. I still remember the fucking number. That's so crazy, man.

So I called the number in Poncho, their old security that worked the front desk in the reception area answers. And he's like, him says, man, what's up? I was like, hey, this is Lil White. Are there three white rappers in there? He's like, yeah, it's supposed to be four of them. No, it's what I heard. I said, yeah, it's me. What's the damn address to the studio? These motherfuckers left me. He's like, oh, that's messed up, man. He's like 301 Washington Avenue, suite 302, pound 1802 at the gate. Still remember that shit like nothing.

So I pull up, I'm in my mom's two-door Cutlass, baby blue. Oh my God, I wrecked one, a green one. And man, I pull up and I'm like, if this code actually works, this is going to be amazing. So pound 1802.

gate opens up i pull around there's like mercedes everywhere and rolls royce oh you know paul and his fucking yeah yeah fancy schmancy car it's a capricorn thing when i saw that goddamn big body bins blacked out black rims and just i was like well i'm here and then i looked underneath the back i have arrived i looked underneath the where you can see the back like the parking spot and it said parking for hypnotized minds dj paul juicy j i was like this is insane so i went upstairs i

I opened the door. When Pancho opened the door, it was so weird because when I got to the door, I could see my reflection in the wood door. And I was just like, this is happening. This is fucking really happening. Three, six mafias on the other side of this door. And I'd never been to a concert. Were you going to shit your pants? I'd never met him. I never attempted to meet him. And I walk in and Paul's sitting in like a swivel chair, like just an office chair or whatever. And he's watching a game or something. And he spins around real slow like fucking Dr. E.

or some shit. And he goes, you must be Lil' White. And I was like, yeah. And I look around at the other guys in the fucking room like, forget somebody? Yeah. And they were like, oh, hey, White, we were just about to call you, blah, blah, blah, fuck off. What douchebags. So while we're in there, like within the first 15 minutes that we were there,

hey juicy how much you pay for that watch how much the mercedes cost outside y'all got some bad bitches i know y'all got some good drugs in here and i just stood up and i walked away from that conversation i walked down the hallway and in the hallway it was all their plaques and all their gold and platinum records and shit i'm just i'm just reading all of them it's like surreal i'm just reading all of them and paul got up from the conversation he walked upstairs he saw me in the hallway and he put his arm around me and he was like you want you one of those i was like

I want a lot of these. I was like, but I refuse to be part of the conversation they're in down there. I was like, because that conversation ain't shit until you get one of these. You ain't finna get no fucking car, flashy fucking diamond watch, or none of that shit until you make the music and make the money. Paul was like, you're a smart kid. How old are you? I was like 17.

He was like, fuck, 17? I was like, yeah. He was like, yeah. I was like, he was like, how old are they? I'm like 23, 24 or whatever. He was like, okay. He was like, all right, I see what's going on here. So like six months go through negotiations and shit. We're all walking on eggshells for six months hoping. The whole band or the whole group? The whole group, yeah. Did you guys have a name? It was the SFC, the Shelby Forest clique. Okay, gotcha.

I'm only answering this because it's you, Bunny. Ah, I love you. That's an exclusive. That's an exclusive. So about six months go by, we get a call. Both of me and Dale, the main leader dude or whatever, we get a call and he's like, it's our attorney, our music attorney. He's like, I got good news and I got bad news. And we all crowded around the fucking conference phone again. And at this point, I'm over at his house and it's like,

About 15 of them. And I'm there by myself. And they've all been like best friends for decades. So we're all sitting there. He's like, all right, what's the good news? And dude, the attorney's like, well, the good news is the contract's in and it's a pretty good contract. It's a decent contract for, you know, first time, you know, new artist. He's like, okay, well, what's the bad news?

The bad news is it's only for a little white solo deal. Yes. There's a but in the process. If the solo deal goes well, y'all will be on the album and y'all will have a group album afterwards. We're just going to test the waters with the solo deal. And everybody was like, OK, whatever. They were fucking they hung up the phone and the main dude, he leans forward. He goes, so what you going to do? You going with them or us?

I mean, you motherfuckers left me. Like, is that even a fucking... What did you just... Am I going with y'all or 3-6 Mafia? You tell me. So they actually ended up backing me out to my car. Like, I had to walk backwards because I was, like, scared. Because they wanted to, like, fight you? There was 15 of them. They was ready to rip me apart and throw me in the lake next door. And, man, I walked backwards to my car. I said, look, man, I got some thinking to do. I'm going home. I will call y'all tomorrow.

And then like, you know, as soon as I got home, I talked to my dad about it. My dad was like, man, fuck them guys. Them guys still ain't even paid me a penny from the 1500 and none of that shit. Yeah. And I called DJ Paul and I was like, cause Paul and Juicy both gave me their phone numbers that night at the studio. And they was like, look, we ain't giving out our phone numbers to everybody, but if you need anything, you call me. So I called Paul. I was sitting on the back of my dad's pickup truck, just sitting out there, just in disbelief of everything that just happened. I'm smoking me a blunt to the face. It's like a Roland.

I mean, and you're still a baby. You're literally 17. Yeah, I'm literally 17. No matter if you're having kids on the way and fucking record deals, it's still a lot to take in at that age. So I called Paul and I'm like, you ain't gonna believe this shit. I'm like, bro, these folks are already beefing with me. He said, oh, y'all must have got the call from the lawyer. I was like, yeah, we did. I love how Paul's so nonchalant about it. He's always like that. So like, um,

He goes, he's so stupid. I said, guess what they asked me? He said, what? I was like, they asked me what I was going to do. Go with them or go with y'all. He said, so what's the decision you're going to make? I was like, are you fucking kidding me? I'm on the phone with you. I had to basically run out of their house to keep from getting shot.

Yeah. He was like, don't fuck this up, Paul. And he was like, and the next thing you know, for like the next six, probably the next year, every time they would drive by my house, throwing shit at my house, just fucking terrorizing my neighborhood and shit. And, you know, they got the best of us a couple of times. We beat the shit out of them a few times. And one fateful evening after I signed, my parents had to go sign my contract. This was probably a month after I signed my contract.

I was out of town somewhere with some friends. I want to say we were at like Spring River or something like that. We were out just doing some redneck white boy shit. Four wheelers and canoes and stuff. I get a phone call. One of my partners got a phone call from my dad because my phone was dead. And they were like, Pat needs to come home ASAP. And I'm like, what the fuck happened? Come to find out they sent a crackhead guy.

To my mom and dad's house to whoop my ass. And I wasn't there. All because they didn't get signed. Yeah. So they beat the shit out of my mom and gave her brain damage. Oh my God. It kicked in early stages of dementia and Alzheimer's and she fucking lost her mind. So it's like, they know, they know what they did. You know what I mean?

But I don't think they know the extent of what happened to her. Are these guys still around? Yeah, they're still around. But are they in prison? Are they just fucking losers? The main guy that did it, he went to jail for accidentally killing his girlfriend. Oh, sounds like a great person. Yeah, I mean, they got karma that's been handed to them left and right. One of the main dudes who started all the bullshit, he's...

From what I hear, he's basically a walking deathbed. He's done so many drugs and just... I think I got most of them finally blocked on his social media because he would make a post and they'd be like, White stole my lyrics back in the day. And I'm just like...

God, there are people that... Crack it, please. I swear, there's people that do that to Jay, too. And it's like, literally, I'll hit them up and be like, okay, oh, so you guys had a bad business deal. Let me write you a check. Or Jay will be like, let's write you a check if it's such a problem or if it's like a legit issue. And they don't want the money. They just want to talk shit. They want to talk shit. They want the clout. And they want Jelly to be like, yeah, I stole that lyric. Yeah, well, yeah. It's just... And Jelly... Me and Jelly are the same way. If I use someone else's lyric...

I'm going to give them props in that verse. I've even quoted a couple of Jelly Roll lyrics, like Totem Pole say, something, something, something, something. But people don't pay homage. That's what it is. And that nine times out of 10, that's all these motherfuckers want. Yeah, they just want the clout. And I don't even do that unless it's one of my partners. Like if it's a DJ Paul or Juicy Line or something like that, and I'll always pay homage to the person who said it first. And shit, I can tell you...

Jelly ain't stolen by his fucking bitch. No, these are more like people who are like, oh, he slept on our couch and we funded some of his studio time. And if it's legit, Jay's like, cool, let's write him a check. And I'll be like, okay, I'll slide in their DM. Instead of you making a post talking shit about how much of his wife's a whore and fucking all this other shit, let us write you a check. And then they'll be like, no, it's all right, we don't want your money. You just would rather sit there and fucking talk shit. People are just fucking miserable. People, they get off on that shit. I literally spend, like every morning, I wake up,

and I go through all the comments like even the the the RIP West up they were talking about him they were talking about Jelly they were like this is you're missing the whole point he just lost his best fucking friend and then they were like putting his song lyrics like don't do the lyrics to Oxycontin on an RIP post yeah that's terrible or people don't know how to read the room hey check out my music

Hey man, I'm clearly crying right now. Yeah. Do you think I want to listen to your bullshit ass song? Oh no, I literally had a post the other day about how I had depression and I have like fucking 10 people in my DMs asking me for money. It's like, bro, I fucking feel like I want to hang myself today. Like, and you literally, all you're asking me for is to- Can I hold a hot 20 before you, you know, before you snap the rope? Oh no, they asked me for, these men,

Motherfuckers are like, can you pay like $5,000 for this? I want to get my body. I have people who ask me to get their body done for them. Like, it's just, it's the craziest thing ever. But people just don't know how to read a room anymore. They don't. You know, I said this the other day on a podcast we were doing. The internet has made people comfortable with saying shit that they would never say to somebody's face. Never say to their face. They forget that our generation grew up liking to fight. I like to fight. I still get in trouble. I'm not allowed to fight anybody. The one time I went to swing on somebody, he grabbed me and he like, he and me, like two of the big homies. And I'm like,

This is bullshit. I grabbed her. I had to hook her arm and I was like, take her. Listen. If somebody touches her, you big fuckers rip that motherfucker in half. I don't need to break a nail I can fight. I'm good. I am so crazy. I want to go through your entire friends list, find your wife, your grandmother. I want to find out where you work. I want to fucking wreck your life. You know, like I'm not crazy. So yeah. Oh, your favorite teacher was your third grade English teacher? Yeah. That bitch is dead. Yeah.

Yeah, no, for sure. All right, so let's bring it back. So you signed with 3-6, and then from there, you guys made your solo album, or you did an album with them? We made the solo album, Doubt Me Now. The first actual track they put me on, it was Crash the Club, and they put it on Project Pat bonus disc. Project Pat, woot woot. Mr. Pata. Yeah, he's an Aquarius like me. I just found that out. I was like, I knew I was gangster. Yeah, he is. February 8th, I think. They put it on a bonus disc.

And nobody knew I was white. Everybody just thought I was some new artist for 3-6. And I was like, dude, dude's hard as fuck. So even though when we ended up coming out and dropping the album, Paul made the album cover black and white like the Scarface cover so people still couldn't figure out if I was black or white.

Right. Because I guess just hearing you, you would sound like a black artist. I mean, I've heard that a lot. I mean, the older I get, I hear my countryness come out. Because even though I lived in the hood, I went out to my godfather's farm every summer and stayed the whole summer and got my good old boy shit in. I thought the same thing, though. When I first heard his shit, the demo with the group before he got signed, I...

Yeah, she actually heard my demo before. And I was like, I like that one dude. Who's that? Yeah. My best friend was dating some little redneck dude out in Millington. He's like, that's Lil White. And I'm like...

why is his name little white like why is a black guy going by little white and they're like no no he's super cool and i'm like whatever y'all little little did you know you'd be slobbing his knob later on in life i still get so i still like have like little moments for like from the studio doing something i'm like yeah that's mine y'all the bitches bitches couldn't handle that shit i see jay in the studio and i'm like who wants to come suck it no

Who's going to suck it tonight? I swear we were just in the studio with Justin Time. Shout out to Justin Time. We're working on this project. He's coming on the podcast too. That's a funny motherfucker. Yeah. He's got to bring his buddy Big Murph with him though. Murph is one of the funniest people I've ever met in my life. Oh, that's awesome. But, um,

Every time I walked out the booth, she had these like, I'm going to fuck the shit out of you guys. I always like to send them, I'm like, let me see, let me see, let me see your nutsack. And they'll come back and I'm like, thanks baby, that's the nutsack I was looking for. So I did good. Put your balls in this verse, babe. Put your dick and balls in this feature. Just fuck that verse, baby. Fuck the shit out of that verse. But yeah, so like after we dropped my first album, E, Eric...

from out here in nashville he put i can't think of it yeah he's he's k yes yes yep he's okay he's come around too a few times in these six years jay and i have been together not come around us but reared his ugly head he put together a tour with me jelly stack struggle alexander king i want to say nashvillian was there and like one or two more people i can't remember who it was

So like we pull up at this hotel in Knoxville and it's just like me and one other, my partner that used to ride with me and shit. So when did you, before you get into that tour, it did. So when did you meet Jay? That's what that, this is, this is the tour. Okay. So you didn't even know who they were. You were just going on tour with them. I knew of stack. I'd never met stack. Right. I knew of stack. Cause I'd heard some of his music. It didn't get played a lot in Memphis. Cause Memphis is just so hood, but I definitely had heard of him. And, um,

I pull up, and of course, it was back in the day, the outdoor hotel rooms with the fucking crime scene tape around. Oh, yeah, yeah. Before the crystal meth lab blew up. Those are my favorites. I look up on the balcony. The hourly ones. I look up on the second floor balcony that walks to your rooms, and there's like the goon platoon. And I mean, it's all of them up there. And I'm like, fuck. I'm like, it's just me and you. I ain't bringing no gun. I don't know these motherfuckers for shit. And of course, when we first walked up,

I love that you guys are also a gangster. Because people would never think that you guys were. But Jay moves like that too. We're not going to get into his gangster shit. We all know about Jay's gangster shit. But I just love that you guys are gangsters. Not the typical gangster though. You can take the girl at the hooves. You can't take the girl at the waist. I'm looking at all these big money. This was back when struggle was fat. Jelly was...

little bigger than he is now. He had braids down his ass. I would have never dated him. Ew. And I walk upstairs and Stack sees me first. He goes, they got a little white right there. And Jelly turns around immediately. He's like, oh, what's up, man? We're all big fans. And Struggle walks right up to my face, like as close to this mic as he goes. Hey, bro, you know, you sampled my grandpa. And I'm like, what?

Who the fuck is your grandpa? Waylon fucking Jennings. I was like, oh shit, I'm about to die in Knoxville. And he like gave me this meme mug and I know you've seen it. Struggles got that eye. He's like, nah, I'm just fucking with you. My whole family loves that song, man. Y'all killed that shit. I was like, bro.

Fucking scared the shit out of me there for a minute. I thought you was going to throw me off this balcony. He's like, no, man, my whole family loves that song. We love what you did with it. And especially being a Juicy J, DJ Paul track, it just makes it even better. He was like, so y'all, you're family with me now. And it was funny. We was only on like a little 10 city run, but it was called the White Boys Can't Rap Tour.

And of course, all of us can spit. Right. And it was just weird because I was the smallest and Jelly was the biggest. And we just clicked. I think it was just that. Like, we would always joke about him being so much bigger than me and me being smaller than all of them. It's like Mutt and Jeff. Yes. The cartoon characters. Like, it was just like, we just, me and Jelly just clicked. Like, I don't know what it was. Our personalities just clicked. Yeah.

And then, like, I had so much respect for him as an artist with just, you know, his stage presence as such a big dude. You know what I mean? As such a big dude, Jelly would get on that motherfucker and rock that bitch. Oh, no, he don't fuck around. His stamina on stage, he could be fucking 500 pounds and still fucking just run from one side of the stage to the other and bounce up and down. My little ass got up here with asthma and I spoke Newport. I'm like, slow down, Jelly. Goddamn. I can't keep up with your big ass. Yeah, no, he's got stamina, dude. We, uh...

We stayed in contact over the phone, you know, after the tour, and then Jelly got locked up. And as a matter of fact, Fat Boy from Jackson, Tennessee, calls me one day, and he's like, yo...

Jelly rolls out of jail. And it had been like a couple few years or whatever since I talked to him. I'm like, damn, for real? He's like, also, I got a feature from Jelly because he just got out and he was trying to get some money in his pocket. So I threw him a few hundred dollars or whatever and dropped on this song. He was like, but you got a bigger platform than I got. Can I give you the song and you put it on your next mixtape? And I was like, yeah, fuck yeah. So Jelly found out about that.

And he was like, he calls me. He's like, what's up, Bubba? I'm fucking free. And I was like, man, I know I heard, man. I was like, what are you doing? He was like, man, not shit in the studio. Been in a goddamn studio ever since I got home. And I ain't left this bitch. I've been sleeping on the couch, getting up and rapping some more and blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, that's what's up, man. He goes, look, man, what are you doing today, Bubba? I was like, not shit. It was like a Wednesday.

Like 10 o'clock in the morning. Sounds like my husband's manic ass. He's like, what are you doing today, Bubba? I was like, I'm actually absolutely, absolutely nothing to be honest. He was like, well, listen here. I got about 40 fucking songs. I want you to hear. You need to come to Nashville today. And I was like, I was like, he doesn't have to de-ray all the time too. He said something that, and I'm not going to say no names because everybody's going to figure it out on their own. But he was like, when I got out of jail, the person that was supposed to fuck with me the hardest was,

ain't paid me no attention and i know you got my back so come see what i got and fuck that other dude and i was like all right is it the same dude who's not doing anything with his life i think we're on the same page yeah um so you're about 99.9999 accurate on that one yeah so me my ex-business partner and my my dj at the time flip shout out flip uh

Flip, the one that lives in Washington now? Oh, we love Flip. Okay, very cool. That's my fucking brother from another movie. Yeah, he's a sweetheart. I love his whole family. Flip was like... They're awesome. It's funny, too, because on the way there, we pull up. It was when Struggle had his mass bomb studio in the office building. And we pull up. Jelly comes out.

Braids are gone. He's got a fresh fade. He's all fresh as hell. Struggles, braids are gone. It's been like four years since I've seen these guys. I was like, man, y'all's glow up is beautiful. So Jelly picks me up so tight. He popped every bone in my back and my side. Doesn't he give the best bear hugs? Oh my God, yes. I love those. So he picked me up. He was like, what are you doing, Bubba? You're like,

You're just dangling. Yeah, my feet are just like kicking. He's got me in midair. I'm like, I'm just like, I'm here to listen to some music, Jelly. He's like shaking me. He's like, guess what I just set up for us. I was like, what? He was like, I got us two weeks in Panama City Beach, spring break. We got six shows booked. We leave next week. I'm like, dude, I got kids. I can't just, I got to figure this out. He's like, I don't give a shit, Bubba. You got baby mamas, okay? Now tell them bitches to figure it out. Story of his life. Tell them.

That's how he still is. Tell them bitches to figure it out. Take them to their grandparents' house. I don't give a fuck what you got to do. Make them 100 Hot Pockets. Put them in the microwave. I don't care. He's like, we got six shows in PCB. He's like, I'm taking 10,000 deal or no deal mixtapes and we're giving them all out for free and we're going to flood them. And by day four down in Panama City,

Almost every car on the street was jamming fucking No Deal or No Deal. And I mean, it was just like we were constantly looking at each other. I'm like, dude, this is it, bro. You're something special, bro. I told him that, too, when I first met him. Even the first time I heard him sing, you know? The first time I heard him sing, he would just walk around the studio, walk around the house humming shit. But when we did the Snow album and he sung Pain No More, she won't feel that pain, no. And I was like, bro.

When did you write that? He said, I wrote that in prison, bub. I've been sitting on this for a minute. And the chick that was in the car with us is fucking boohoo and crying while he's singing. And I'm like, this is what you do to people. I mean, I'm tearing up at watching her cry. And I'm just like, Jelly, look, you're one of the most amazing rappers on the planet, but you've got to start crossing the singing and rapping and do, that's your calling, bro. That's why I like it, the rhyming part.

Just seeing him up there, man, I teared up so big. It was just like... Yeah. Because I saw it before a lot of people did. And he'll...

He's done a few interviews in the last year or so, and he makes sure he lets people know. White's on his shit before anybody did. He loves you. You're Patrick Lanshaw. That's all I hear. Patrick's so adorable when they're together. Oh, no, I love when they're together, dude. You got me tearing up right now. Aw. No, Jay really loves you, dude. Hoolahan. Yeah, Hoolahan. Patrick Hoolahan. He loves you so much. Anytime he talks about you, he literally lights up.

And like, he always wants to dedicate so much attention and time to you. That's why he was like real picky about when he sits down with you because he's like, he wants to invest himself in your whole situation. You know, it's just the cutest thing. You guys have the cutest relationship. Well, like even at the Ryman when they gave him, you know, when the lady told him about the Grand Ole Opry, like after she walked off and stuff, I walked over and put my hand on his shoulder. I was like,

congratulations i mean turn around pick me up again what are we doing bubble how did i get here i said brother you are the goat you deserve all this you're the goat bro you're the goat to the day to this day my favorite album that my husband has done is no filter 2 with you no filter 2 is retarded i bump that all the time jamming i jam we listen well let's do it on almost every road trip

Dude, I love No Filter too. I'm like, when can we put this on fucking Instagram and shit? Like, I want to be able to put it in my stories when I'm half naked. No Filter 1 and 2 are bangers, man. Yeah. And see, that's why, like, you know, like when she reached out to you about the whole West thing. You know, West, No Filter 1, that was all West pushing that to get that budget for us, to get that tour bus, to get that fucking 10 by 10 backdrop made and shit. You know, just the last week, I've really just been just...

on all the shit the dude really did for all of us. Yeah, it was definitely a loss. He definitely believed in Jelly like a motherfucker. He believed in me. When you got somebody that believes that much in what you do that's no longer here, it's tough. Yeah, especially somebody that's seen you guys from the beginning. Yes, the very beginning.

getting loyal souls too that's one thing i do like me coming from the west coast the men on the west coast fucking are at each other's throats they don't give a fuck they're snakes to each other and i'll be the first one to say it but you guys out here have like such a camaraderie even if you don't really fuck with each other 24 7 you guys fuck with each other like even you know me and jelly's gotten into plenty of arguments and fucking different fights and shit but like as soon as we see each other again it's like what was that all about yeah come here give me a

Give me a hug. Because you guys are brothers. It's just brothers. It's a brotherly love. It ain't like we're friends. We've been doing this. We've been rocking for since 2004, basically. I mean, shoot, we're going on a 20-year friendship, man. Yeah. No, you guys, it's definitely special what you guys have. Let's navigate into when you and Nicole met. So when did you guys first cross paths?

Well, technically, we crossed paths when she was about seven years old. Eight years old at a fucking Blockbuster, and I didn't even look at her that way. She was renting Little Mermaid. Well, after my Little Mermaid days. Well, it was funny because Blockbuster really was my last job. When Paul said, all right, it's time to start recording, I literally took my shirt off right then, threw my shirt at the manager, and was like, deuces. Rolled out of my homeboy's two-door Cubs. Well, thank God because Blockbuster's out of fucking business anyways. Are we good, Mimi? There's still one left. Are we good? Okay, I was just checking.

Is there? Oh, yeah. It's in Oregon. It's in Oregon, yeah. It's called The Last of Us. I just watched the fucking... I did, too. It was pretty good. I liked it. You guys want to watch a good fucking documentary, watch the Von Dutch documentary. It'll blow your fucking mind. Really? We started it. It's insane. We did start the Von Dutch. We started, but Crown won that night.

Well, get past the first one or two episodes and that motherfucker is, it blows your mind. Actually, I made it like second episode and you passed out, but I turned it off. All right. So besides meeting when she was seven, when did you guys fast forward to that? So I was a bartender at 152 on Beale street, which was like the VIP club that was open till 5am that no one ever wanted to go to, but everybody ended up there.

and he walked up to my bar one day and my friend renee was bartending she was like little whites over there i was like oh hold on and i just went i picked up my crown and croak crown and croak i mean you will croak if you drink too many of them so i handed him a crown and coke and he was like here you go crown and coke he's like how the fuck did you know what i like she's like i listen to your music like if anyone offered you anything but a crown and coke then they're

So like for like maybe what the next two to three, four years, every time I would come up there, I would pass all the other bartenders. Two to three, four years. It took you to get in her pants. Well, no, I was, I was married. She was married. And I was going through single little white mode. Okay. I was trying to hit everything that had a moist spot on it.

on it oh moist I know that's the only time a man should be able to use that word yeah talking about a vagina a wet spot the general manager was like the general manager was like she's married white leave her alone all right whatever and then I would bring like bitches from out of town from like being on the road I did come into Memphis and I'd bring them in in 152 she either she would do one of two things

She would make them a little tiny-ass drink that didn't have no alcohol in it to where the bitch would not be fuck-ready. Or she would double up my drinks to where I'd be just like unable to perform. He would come. He would get his Crown and Coke, and he'd order these females some pussy-ass sex on the beach shit. And I'm like, no, she's not getting drunk on those, right? She's just an actual whore. And she's using alcohol as an excuse to be a slut for the night. That's right. These effects. And we love whores. Don't get me wrong. I love me a good whore. Gotcha.

gotta be open about it though right she's like don't act like you're not a whore so then he would he would get a like a shot of fireball or something i'm like what do you want to take a shot with me like so you don't take a shot by yourself because i was like or he's like i don't want i'm not buying shots for these bitches like no i was like well i'll take a shot with you because i'm the bartender you don't get to buy me a shot but you're not gonna take shots

Solo. Nobody does that. Right. And he'd be drunk as shit by the end of the night. And looking back now, he'd be like, you do realize you cock blocked me. A bunch of times. Sorry, not sorry. Whoopsies didn't mean to. So it's funny. I just told her this on the way here. Like, I'd say like the week before I really asked her out.

I broke up with like four bitches. Because I had a bitch in Ohio, a bitch in Indiana. That's how Jay was. A bitch in Atlanta, a bitch in Florida. A little scurvy ho. It was a lot of work. That's why I just got to the point where they all knew about each other. You can't even match your socks. How did you keep them?

Yeah. That's what I say to Jay. I'm like, you didn't like, wow. I called them different names and then I started calling all of them babe. Yeah, that's what I do. I call them all baby. Everybody's honey and darling and babe. So I literally was just like, you know what? I'm sick of you bitches. Like, cause two of them found out a bit about each other and just went on this Facebook fucking rant, calling me everything in the book. He's a slut. He's a whore. He's fucked me. And then all these other bitches start chiming in. He fucked me too. And left me in a hotel room at three o'clock. But,

I'm like, oh my God, this is getting out of hand. This is getting bad. You're lucky this wasn't during the Me Too movement. Jesus. I swear to God, I told her. I said, there's going to be allegations in the future. Well, I mean, allegedly. Just give me your heads up.

But so I finally just broke up with these four girls that I've been talking to. You know, I didn't go see him all the time. I just top it up, go see him when I could, whatever. And I just broke it off at all four of them. I was like, you know what? I'm done with bitches for a minute. Let's get back to the studio. Let's get back to the bag. Yeah. Fuck these hoes. Don't worry about the bitches.

When the right one comes along, she'll come along. And I swear to God, Bunny, the second I quit looking, I go up to my fucking sidecar. I mean, 152, a buddy of mine had just gotten out of jail. He just did like two years in jail.

And it was one of our homegirls' birthday, Tori Huda. She's a lesbian. So she was going out with like 30 lesbians and I was going to be the only guy with them. Oh, man's dream. So I'm like, fuck yeah, let's go. So I called Paul, my buddy, not DJ Paul, my buddy Paul from the neighborhood. I'm like, Paul, you just got out of jail. You just did two, three years. I know you ain't seen...

30 lesbians. Yeah, scissoring. You guys have seen some drunk lesbians getting it on. I said, do you want to go with me to 152? My whole bar was probably about this size because I was in the back corner now and all my regulars were swarmed. So you see the whole club and you see 30 females just grinding on each other and making out and it's me throwing drinks at them. Paul's over here like, this has been the greatest day of my life.

He was like, I don't even want to fuck none of these bitches. I was like, well, just to let you know, you're not. You could try. I've tried. They don't want me. I'm famous, motherfucker. You just got out of prison. So it was her birthday night. And I remember I walked up to the bar. I was telling Paul, I was like,

I was like, look, it's fun kicking with all these lesbians and stuff because it's cool to just walk in with the only guy with like 30 bitches around my arms and shit. I was like, but this ain't what I want. It's not what I want. And I went to the bar and she come out from behind the bar and gave me a big hug, which has never happened. Usually it's crown and coke. How you been, white? Good to see you. Well, she kept it respectful because she was married. I'll tip her. I'll just tell her 20, 30 bucks before she even gives me my drink. I was like, here, put that in your boot or wherever the fuck you put that. That's your tip for the night.

And she came out from behind the bar and gave me the biggest hug onto my right foot up in the air and just hold me, squeeze me, and shit. And I'm like, something's changed. This is the same chick I saw two weekends ago. And one of my homies that works security up there, Rowdy, Rowdy goes...

she's going through a divorce man i pounced like a tiger he yelled it yeah yeah you walked up and you're like so when are you going to be like he like like locked me in behind my bar he's like so when are you going to be single and i was like uh rowdy yells over she's going through a divorce right now i was like i looked back at her i was like oh really i was just trying to hoard out for a little while and get all the but i guess he just threw me under the bus threw you under the tour bus and i scooped your ass up put you in the cargo department

But no, I asked her out. Did you guys fuck that night? No, God, no. God. What kind of proper fucking etiquette is this? I wouldn't have wanted nothing to do with her if she would have fucked me that night. We've been through so much bullshit. Your friend is the opposite. Oh, I know that.

I mean, we are yin and yang for a reason. But no, it was just like every woman that I'd talked to in the last five years that I'd been single for my baby mama fucked me that night. Right. And it was just like, no, no. Well, I told him that four times. Well, technically, I had to rape Jay. She told me no four times. I asked her out three times, and finally the fourth time I just walked up and I said, look, I'm not asking you what time you get off work tonight. I'm not asking you what you're doing tomorrow. And I'm not asking you what you're doing next weekend.

How would you like to go get sushi on a Wednesday at 7 p.m.? I will pick you up. Sushi? And I will drop you off. I'll go with anybody for sushi. Well, that's how you get in her pants. You just fucking offer her food. It's a fucking aphrodisiac. Women love food. So she ends up sending me a picture or something at the pool. And I'm like, oh, what apartment are you at? You got a pool at the apartment? She's like, no, this is my house. My house has a pool. And I'm like, ooh, check. Okay. Okay.

She pulled up to her house. I had no idea it was a nurse during that time. I did not know she was a nurse. Pull that mic. I didn't know she had her big girl job, too. Pull your mic down towards your mouth. There you go. I didn't know she had her big girl job. So I'm like, wait a minute. This motherfucker drives a black Camaro, got her own two-story house with a big badass pool in the back. That's right. Check, check. She's a nurse, not just a bartender. That means insurance and fucking salary. Check, check. And it just hit me. I was like...

oh and then i wouldn't come see him until like my kids were asleep yes i respected that so much though as a father i respected that so much because there's been so many times girls were like i'm like i got my daughter i can't go why don't you just sit in my watch i know because it's my time i have my daughter if you don't understand that i don't want you nowhere around me so when she told me she was like i'm not going anywhere until my kids are asleep and i was like

And then, of course, once I get with her, I found out she's one of the dirtiest minded nasty little bitches on the planet. Captain Perv in the house. And then not only that, on our first date, I swear to God, she looked like a fucking librarian. Oh, I didn't have makeup on.

No skin showing. I wore like a sweater, jeans, because he's used to like booty shorts and my titties hanging out. He said the first day she looked like a fucking librarian. But I like the librarian look. I was like, ooh. I was going to say so to that. Was that part of your plan, though? You were like, look, if this motherfucker really wants to be with me, he's going to just fucking have to deal with what he gets? Or was there like a plan behind it? It was like just like...

no filter. Yeah. It was just like, this is me. This is what I do. I'm a mom first. Yeah. I don't get like, I put makeup on for you today. Yeah. But like, I probably won't wear makeup for like five more days. Bitch, I don't look like this when I wake up. Okay. Trust me. It's, it's a process. But see, at the same time, I liked it because,

I've obviously seen what she looks like in little tight shorts and her tits all pushed up and makeup on at the bar when she's working, getting her tips. So to see her just come out of her house just natural. I think it wore Birkenstocks too. Yeah, Birkenstocks. I went as plain Jane's as it could go. But no, I did something very smart on the way there. I told Wendell. Wendell was working for me. I said, all right, look, we're going to do something right quick. And this is going to tell the tale of this woman's a keeper or not.

Is this thing on? All right, gentlemen, coming to main stage next. This is Bunny. Get up there. She's got a tornado of titties coming your way. Get those dollar bills ready. She's got an ass that shakes like Michael J. Fox. So get up there and throw, throw, throw them dollars. Dude, that is fucking iconic. He's like, what? I said, he's like, you want to run me home so you can go get her? I said, no.

If she can't understand that I got my homies around me 90% of the time, it's not going to work. I was like, so I asked her, I was like, Hey, look, uh, and we lived a mile apart. Yeah. Our houses were one mile away from each other and we never knew it. I could have sworn she was going to be living way out in Mississippi and I have drive hour and a half to go pick her up. Nope. Three minute drive. I was in her driveway. So I told window, I said, look, this is what we're going to do.

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I'm going to let her know that in order to take her out where I want to take her, it makes no sense for me to drive way over here and then drive back over here, pick her up and then drive way over there. So she is going to ride with us to drop you off. And that's going to let me know if she's a rider or not.

And I was like, do you mind if we drop my homie off first? I was like, just being real. She was like, no, it's fine. It's what you do. If he's your right-hand man and he does security and shit, drop his ass off first. We'll go out and get dinner. I was like, I looked back at the window. I was like, check. Check.

And now he knows I have like 19 brothers. Yeah. Like just from the hood and being Italian. That was the worst part too because like the first couple of weeks, well, the first three months we were together, nobody knew. We didn't tell nobody. We kept it very secret. We got all of our skeletons out of each other's closets. What year did you guys get together? 2015. Okay. So a year before Jay and I. Yeah. And I just got it all out. You know, I basically went down my Rolodex of horrors.

told her everything i've done there might be some claiming that there's a baby somewhere i don't know yeah we've had that happen too yeah we have to when we did get like we didn't like hide from the public but we would kind of go to places that weren't really busy at that time and then when you're privacy and then when people like did see us they'd be like white nicole oh that makes sense that makes sense like and then of course all like the big security dudes from bill street like all big brothered up like no if you

hurt her. You hurt her, we're going to kill you. I'm like, dude, chill out. I'm a good guy. I just get fucked up and cuss y'all out because y'all think y'all are police officers. Yeah, because you're a little firecracker. Jay and I were the complete opposite. I literally just only wanted to bang him. And that was like after we had been talking for like a year because I had had a dude whenever I first met him. And so my intention was just to bang him and, you know, whatever. They didn't quit it? Yeah, didn't care. And he was like, no, what's your five-year plan? I was like, no, we

are in bed. I'm like, can I just have your penis before we talk about this? And he's like, well, I just want to know what you want to do in the next five years. And I was just like,

Fuck. So I start thinking and I'm like, this is what I want to do. This is what I want to do. And he's like, okay, yeah. And then I, and he still wouldn't fuck me. So I was like, I was talking, I went out to the kitchen. I was so frustrated. I said, highlight your homie will not fuck me. I was like, what is wrong with him? He's like, he probably wants to be with you. And I was like, I went back in there. I was like, what are we doing? He's like, I don't know. You want to be together? I'm like,

all right, sure, I guess. Fucking we fucked and then that fucking story just plays on, you know? It's just crazy. That's exactly how our relationship started. Complete opposite of you guys. You guys like really planned it out, took years to fucking get together. I mean, the way it sounds, my brother plans it out pretty well. We're still together. I mean...

But what's crazy is everything that we planned in that five years in that bed that night, we accomplished in five years. That's awesome. Crazy, right? No, it's not. It's called the law of attraction is what it is. You put it out there in the atmosphere, you're going to get what you want. Yeah, for sure. Well, I will say when he asked me out, I pinky promised him one date. One date. And then, which he knows now, I'm actually just goofy anyways. He's like, so what's your phone number? And I was like...

He was like, no, give me your phone. I'm calling. Give me your phone. I'm calling my phone. You ain't finna give me no fake number. She's like, no, I really... She's like, how many times do you call yourself? I was like, okay, you got a good point. I was like, yeah, but I give my number out a lot more than you do too. So I'm sure that makes a difference as well. And then right before he left, he gave me a hug. And I still have a scar from where he kissed me and bit the shit out of my lip. You fucking animal.

He's like, I'm not going to say sorry either. I'm going to lift my mark. And then Mother Nature kind of made us put our plan into place. Because on our first date, nothing was going to happen. And then I was like, after three months, and when we finally broke down and did it, I was like, I'm so glad you're good in bed. He's like, why? You guys waited three months? Three months. The longest three months of my entire life. What the fucking Pentecostal church is going on here? And it was mostly me. It really was, because...

Do you have like weird fetishes, White? Oh, God. I knew these were coming. I'm a foot man. I'm like, yeah, I got some problems, man. Are you a foot man? Jelly's a foot man, too. He will not admit it, but he raps about fucking kissing feet and sucking toes all the time. I know. I was there when he recorded it. Yeah. I lick feet. What do you say? I eat pussy. I lick toes. Yeah, yeah. The freaky girls. Yeah, for sure. The freaky girls, yes. What are your fetishes, White?

Because somebody, the only reason why I'm saying that, because I've been in the sex industry my whole life, and a man of your stature that actually went through the lengths of what you guys went through just shows me that there's a little bit of like dominance, which also means that there's also some sort of fetishes in there too. She's the dominant one. No, well, I mean, but I'm saying. This motherfucker is, she's wet right now. No, no, no.

I swear to God, right now y'all can walk out the room and she'd be touching my dick. She'd be like, I can't wait until we get back to the hotel. I'm like, those cameras are still rolling, woman. I mean, you don't mind. I'm not going to lie. I'm a fucking freak. I get bored driving and I just give them hand jobs when we're driving across the country. She has sucked my dick driving the car before. She's literally been on the road. She knows really well. She's like, I'll get you.

I'm sitting like car, car, car, red light, red light, red light. She's like, I know where the car is. But you love it though, right? I fucking do. Okay, so what are some of your fetishes? Oh, shit. Oh, we're all getting excited here. Yeah, I am getting excited. How much longer we got on this interview? Look, White hasn't sat up the whole time. He literally just sat up right now. I might need to take my jacket off. I'm getting a little heated over here. I'm getting a little warm. Nicole, what are some of your fetishes?

Besides sucking dick fucking blindly. I love sucking dick. I fucking love it. It's like my favorite. I was just like waking him up. He won't even be awake and hard yet. And I just start sucking his dick. And he's like, babe. I'm like, I'm just trying to get my morning motivation in. Just calm down. Just lay there. My dick is still drunk, woman. It's not going to work when you want it to. Not like that.

Isn't that funny how like when you have somebody who's like willing to just suck your dick at any time. Oh, it's amazing. Yeah. It's beautiful. But at the same time, you're like, okay, woman, chill, you know, like Jesus. God damn. Yeah.

You just sucked it 20 minutes ago. Don't recharge like that. Let my balls recharge. I don't have Energizer bunny batteries in my balls. And I walk past him all the time and I'll just grab him and go like that and stuff. And he's like, I swear you're probably the only person that's touched my dick more than I have in my entire life. Yeah. Yeah, I believe that. And that includes actually going piss. And your little teenage off jerk off sex. Yeah, I'm dead serious. You've touched my penis more than me. What are some of your fetishes?

I like his toe fetish because I can suck it on my toe. Oh, so he really does have... No, I had him legs up in the air and I'll start sucking that toe. It's like she's... No, that actually feels great when you're getting banged. It feels like he's eating my pussy and fucking me at the same time. I'm like, yes! I didn't know this was a thing. She only does this if I just got a pedicure or just got out of the shower, but she loves sucking my dick and riding my big toe.

Oh, I do like doing that. Nice. I've actually done that before. It's pretty intense. No, I like that. That's hot. Do you like the pop rocks thing that we did? Oh, we just did pop rocks the other night. Sucking your dick with pop rocks? Oh, yeah. Then I put them in a pussy and I fucked it. Oh, you put them inside the pussy? Girl, you must have a fucking steel trap pussy. That shit doesn't throw your pH off? I hadn't yet. What does it feel like when you're fucking with the pop rocks and the pussy? It was a little scratchy at first.

But then you start... He was like fucking gravel. It was like, well, I'll make sure I got it nice and, you know, lubed up and I put my fingers in there and spread it open just far enough. And you can literally hear a pussy going...

And I was like, this is the most amazing thing. That is awesome. I'm going to have to try. So I've done the pop rocks on the dick. Never in my pussy. Cause I'm always scared. My shit is like, if I sit the wrong way, I get a fucking, ever since she's had her fucking hysterectomy. That thing has just been an own point. Perfect. Ready to go. 24 seven. That's amazing. Cause normally that's, it's the opposite. Shit. I'm just fucking. He's excited. Yeah. Did we bring pop rocks?

You can probably find some. I'm sure we can. So we got a room upstairs. So while I have you guys in this... I love how she just casually did that. I mean, we got a room upstairs. But anyways, next question. So while I have you guys here and we're talking about this, I want to play a game with you guys. And it's called... What is it called?

Would you rather? But it's the dirty version. And so what it is, is I'm going to ask you guys a question and then you guys are going to answer it both at the same time. And you guys just will, we'll go from there. Okay. No worries. Yeah. I'm a little hot and bothered. Okay.

You knew you weren't getting away with. I knew I wasn't. My thing is, Wyatt, I love you so much, but I feel like everybody knows about your music career. They don't ever get to see the sexual side or your relationship side. And that's what I really want to... The most they get to see of that is when I post shit about her. And even the fans are like, oh, he's such a...

I think they finally figured out I'm not a gold digger. Oh, for the love of God. I still am. I make millions of dollars on my own, but I'm still a fucking gold digger. I think that people just hate seeing couples happy. Oh, for sure. And it's like the first thing they have to say is, oh, well, she's a gold digger. They can't be happy. Oh, he's a big guy. He's too big to pull something like that. No? Well, no, but you guys, too. You're not a big guy. How do you know? I don't know.

I mean, we are friends outside of this. We'll be on Patreon. I'm only called Lil White because I'm 5'8 and Caucasian. Okay. Don't let other shit fool you. He's like a fucking human tripod. Just a kickstand. That's how he stands up while he's drinking on Xanax. Oh, Lord. All right. You ready?

Would you rather send a sex tape to all of your friends by mistake or make a sex tape with all of your friends? Hey, hey, hey, for sure. Accidentally. I'm like the only female in the crew. So it'd be like, yeah, be like, like 12 dudes. And what if it was being jelly? Would you guys want to make a sex tape with us? I would totally do it.

Nicole's face her eyes lit up. Oh my god. Yes I would. As a matter of fact, babe, how long are we going to be in Nashville? There is a room upstairs. They had two different reactions. Nicole smiled and Wyatt held his breath. I'm over here trying to cherry read. Wyatt was like, oh, wait a second. All right, so we'll just say pass. I gotcha. All right, next question.

Hold on. I didn't understand that one. That one was a little weird. All right. Would you rather have a threesome with Miley Cyrus and Donald Trump? Oh, shit.

Or have a threesome with your mom and dad. Oh, God. Well, my dad's dead. My mom's got Alzheimer's. She wouldn't remember it. Fuck, that's terrible. Donald Trump's filthy rich and Miley Cyrus, I've always had a little thing for it. So I'd go with Donald Trump and Miley. Oh, what about you, Nicole? Yeah, same. Donald Trump and Miley. Can we turn the lights off? I don't have to know it's Donald Trump. I can put glow-in-the-dark makeup on Miley. Can we turn off half the lights? I can see Miley.

Yeah, can we turn half the lights on on Donald? Make Donald the... I mean, Kanye West got Donald Trump to pay musicians more, so I kind of feel like I owe him one, you know? I'm ready to suck him off real quick. I didn't say all that.

Might stick a thumb in his butt or something. That'd be about it. Might suck on his toes. No, God, no. Then again, there are probably some pre-manicured or pedicured toes. All right. Wait, is Melania involved too or is it just Donald? No, just Miley and Donald. God damn it, I got excited. Would you rather date a girl that used to be a guy or date a guy that used to be a girl? Oh, can I tell a funny story?

reactions are so funny look so all right this is a true story this is a true story this was about two years before we got together i was at this bar fine ass puerto rican chick no bar for me gotta look at the house dead gordon nope everything was this bitch was bad so she's behind me drinks and shit talking about she's a big fan and stuff she's like oh my god you have the prettiest blue eyes and blah blah blah i was like i'll go to the bathroom the homeboys that work there he's like

come here. Come here now to the bathroom. That's a good homie though because some homies won't tell. I was like, I'm going to the bathroom. He's like, that hot Puerto Rican you're fixing to take home? I was like, yeah. He's like, she's got a dick. I was like, bullshit. What would you do in that situation? Oh my God, I can only see his face.

Like if you would have actually taken. Well, let's just say I carry a gun and I probably would have shot myself. It was probably way worse. He said shot myself. I would have shot myself in the foot or something just to get out of the situation. He couldn't even stay calm with the tornado warnings going off the other night. He was flipping out. So I can only imagine his actual flip out if he like threw a chick on the bed and like flipped her skirt and was like. Oh my God.

And just like, bing bong, it's bing bong, fuck your life. Bing bong, fuck your life. And let me get this out there. I'm not homophobic by no means. My brother's gay. My daughter's a lesbian. But if a bitch drops her drawers and she's got a bigger dick than me, I'm kicking her in it.

the way motherfucking who was it uh uh Dave Chappelle I'll kick her in the pussy I'm gonna kick her where there should be a pussy I'm gonna kick her where there should be a pussy that is so funny all right that's like entrapment that should be illegal shit should be illegal yeah I think people need to tell you if they've got a bing bong for sure a bing bong a bing bong all right would you that one's stupid hold on one second

Oh my God. A lot of fucking incest, incestual questions in here. Are these from the fans? You'll never know. Or just your sick fucking mind. Would you, I think I know the answer to this one. Would you rather have great oral sex every week or have great sex once a month? Oh, oral sex. Once a month. Oh, that's like prison. That's like torture. Yeah. Yeah. We fucked five times this week. Aw, I love that. And it's Wednesday. Wednesday.

And the pop rocks were just Friday night. Listen, I'll never get over it. It was a little rocky at first. It was a little rocky at first, but you know, once they start dissolving and then, you know, if you go back down there now, it tastes like blueberry. Oh, I love it. When he's like, all right, babe, we gotta, we gotta take us to the shower. It's a little sticky now. I was like, okay.

I'm sitting there hitting it and my thighs started getting stuck to her thighs. I was like, this shit's getting real. A built-in wax. What's funny is the next morning I was taking a shit and I wiped my ass. It was a pop rock in my butt crack.

So I was like... Stuck in the hair? Yeah, stuck in the hair. So look. So there's not much hair down there. It was just kind of like stuck to the butt cheek. That was my next question. Are we dealing with a forest down there? No, no, no, no, no, no. It's like a fucking skate park down there. It's smooth. Fucking... So that night... I'm going to moisturize it after you say it. Before she fucking went to bed...

She was rolled over on her back, and I noticed that there was one red pop rock in the top crease of her butt crack, and I just left it there. So the next day, when she was in the shower, she goes...

I just found a Pop Rock in my butt crack. I was like, two can play at this game. I found one too and didn't tell you nothing about it. Yeah, you're like, touche. But you planted it in my butt crack. It whacks a little kind of little peach fuzz thing off my bum hole. I mean, it got pretty crazy the other day. Listen, I'm going to go buy some Pop Rocks. Jelly's going to be like, what the fuck are we doing? We did Pop Rocks and butt plugs. Oh, and I was on mushrooms, so it was really intense. Oh.

Yeah. How do you fuck on mushrooms? I tried to get Jay to fuck me on mushrooms one time and he just was like, he did it. Well, this is how you got to do it. This is what you got to do. I can say this now since she's not working. You got to take the mushrooms, get in the shower, start going at it and let them kick in as you're, and then you become one. We played the floor is lava when we got out of the shower. She was like, don't move. I was like, what? She was like, the floor is lava.

So I started grabbing all these dirty towels and throwing them out. I'm like jumping around the fucking bedroom. She's like, I love that we can just play. We didn't have no kids. No, I love that. That sounds like you guys have a really close relationship. Like you guys are best friends. And that's, those are the relationships. She's definitely my best friend for real. Those are the relationships that last forever. I've got best friends that have said, I ain't your best friend no more, Emma. Like, no, you're not. You don't do what she does to me. You don't. You gonna pour pot rocks in my dick? Yeah.

Exactly. You don't shove pop rocks up your pussy, son. Um,

Would you want to be a sex slave for a month or wear a chastity belt for a month? Which one? Both of us? Yeah. Sex slave. Sex slave. You wouldn't want to wear a chastity belt? Fuck no. My balls probably wouldn't even fit in a chastity belt. Do you know what a chastity belt is, though? Yeah. Like you can't have sex and she gets to keep the key and tell you when you can pull your dick out. She wouldn't be able to like it last. She'd put it on just to see what it looked like and I'd be unchained in 45 seconds. I feel like I was in prison when I had COVID for four days. And I'm like, babe, I just want your...

can you he's like googling can you get covid from eating pussy and i'm like babe it's told i'll wear i did do that how did that's crazy that nobody else in the house got covid or was it just our youngest son did oh okay gotcha so but i got i got the fucking rona and nobody jay didn't get it nobody in the house got it dude it was it's just crazy how that shit works right no i mean no i i got it but i got it for like two days oh yeah but his was like after like it was no this is why i got it because i'm an idiot um

after not getting pussy for about a week, I got frustrated. I was negative, though. And then you were negative. I just crawled up. I just couldn't take it no more. I just crawled up in bed with her. I was just like, I don't care if you've washed the sheets or nothing. Just give it to me and get it over with. Spit in my mouth or something. Get it over with. But I retested every bike. So I tested four days later. And she was fine. I tested me...

I was negative. He was negative. Then our youngest son was positive. So I sent him straight to his room. Oh, he was really quarantined. We were sliding food over the door for his house. I was bleaching everything in the house. If I thought anybody touched it, it was getting like pure bleach wipe on it. And then I went to retest Brantley to see if he was negative yet. And I was like, let me go ahead and retest everybody until everybody tests negative.

Well, no, remember, I was in the shower. I was in the shower and I got some of that like menthol shampoo. It's like real strong wakes you up shit. I poured it. I poured it in my hands. I grabbed the shampoo. All of a sudden you heard me go. Oh, so mad. That's the isn't that the weirdest thing, dude? Like when I lost my smell, I was sitting next to Jay and I was eating ramen noodle soup.

and i was like this tastes like i'm eating a fucking uh washcloth you know like it had no then i start i don't lose my taste i just lost my smell for a couple days i lost taste and smell and i had a fucking panic attack i was like i'm never gonna be the same again i still just now a year later almost it'll be a year in january just now recently got my my full smell back to where i can smell candles i still can't smell it i can smell our

The candle that tastes like. Tastes like. Yeah. I'm going to come and show you how it tastes later. Oh. Do we have any candles here? At the end of the day, I was like, have you ever had. He was like, he said something. Oh, he read a story about somebody pouring candle wax.

No, you said you had a girl. No, the bitch poured candle wax all over my dick and balls. Almost killed that bitch. She was trying to pour it on his stomach. And I was like, that's not how you do wax. He's like, excuse me? How do you do it? Then I was like, well, you start on the back and you do drops. Or on the chest. Why would she do it on his dick? That has to go inside of her. Well, it was like the candle had a lot of hot wax in it. And she started dripping, dripping. And then when she got down, she like slipped and poured like all of it on my shit. He's like, so when have you done this? I was like, I haven't. But I didn't say I wouldn't. Yeah, but I haven't.

not thought about it. I was like, bitch, get off of me. My balls are on fire. Poor white. How do I get this off? Can we hear one of the worst sex stories you guys both have ever had? Not between you guys? No. I mean, if there's one of you guys together, but I mean. There really ain't one of us together. Our sex is amazing. There's one horrible story. What is it? Oh, wait, I think I know what you're talking about. It's so bad. Is it before your history? Yeah. Oh,

No. Oh, my God. That was so bad. You know, like, normally, when you're done with your monthly thing, after about three days, you're good, right? Yeah. And I would always wait because he, like, don't like to even see it or think about it. Oh, yeah. That's how Jay is, too. So I wait at least three days to make sure it's completely done. Well, one night we're in...

The lights are out and we start going at it. He's like, man, you're really wet tonight, babe. I'm tearing it apart. Three days after being done, we turn the lights on. It was like a fucking murder scene. It was so bad. My whole face was covered in blood. I'm like, what the

what the fuck you said you were done she was like i'm so sorry it's all here in her thighs my whole stomach's i'm just like i was like you fucked my period back out like i don't know how to like some good dick i guess yeah no that's how it happens like sometimes you have to sometimes you have to like douche after your period just to make sure that you get all the blood out because it is fucking it'll stay that's what i well that's what i did especially because he hates even seeing any of it even like a little tiny drop at the end he's like okay i'll wait a couple more

day so like well even she's had even when her kids she's had two c-sections so that thing is pretty yeah i don't like to think of the thought of blood i want to see it before life's over you'll see so what's like the worst sex story you've ever had wait what about you nicole can you think offhand crazy

We'll come back to it. There's so much sex. We'll come back to it. Yeah, like... What is it? There's so much sex. I've been a rock star for 20 fucking years. There's a lot of sex. Our other crazy one was when he thought he could put... He thought he could drink Crown out of my pussy. I was gonna pour it in. I've never... I've never heard of...

of more foreign objects like that are just like food going in somebody's pussy. Food and drinks. So that burns. Don't you get fucking drunk as shit? Cause you can do like. It's up your butt I think. I think that's how you get real drunk. Oh so pussy you can't? Yeah it burns real bad. Well I don't know what he was thinking cause he's like pulled out. Like I've always had been a mentally perverted and he's like made me comfortable enough for my body to like to try all this shit. Oh I'm here for Wall Street. Yeah oh my god that was a horrible idea. What is that? I blew cocaine up her butt. Oh.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Don't ever do it, though, unless the man has on a condom because your dick won't work for four days. Oh, I used to shoot cocaine up my ass with a fucking syringe thing. Just by yourself? With water, yeah. Just fucking on a Tuesday. Going up on a Tuesday. It was party time. He stuck his dick in there and after about 30 seconds, he was like, babe. And I was like, what's wrong? I was like, what? Is my butt not tight? I thought my whole body was falling apart. I was like, you're not attracted to my butt.

My dick is done went soft and now it's stuck in your ass. I've got to pull my dick out of your butt. Oh no. Cause of the cocaine. It was rocky. It got rocky in there. It's still numb. I'm like, will you stop flicking my dick? I don't need to be. I would literally wait. I woke up the next morning. I was like, didn't feel a fucking thing. I was like, that can't be good. How long did it stay numb for? Two, three days. Oh my God. That was some good coca Lena. It was. Yeah. Oh, it was fucking good. What city were we in?

All right. Would you rather have a threesome with two women or have a threesome with two men? Two women all day, every day. Do you guys menage a trois? We haven't. It's in the plans. We just haven't found the right one. I feel like.

i feel like i'm really picky like i don't know like well not only that i'm actually very satisfied with the i have so if she can find some they can top that we're going for it yeah well it's not going to top it but it can be i was waiting for that i walked right into that one i go yeah then there's no reason for me to have this on this finger over here yeah i totally that one all right white blondes or brunettes

Because I know Nicole's both, right? I love when Nicole's a redhead. All right, so. I've done everything. I love when you're red because of your eyes and your skin color. It's just so pretty. Like all of childhood growing up, it was always blondes, blondes, blondes, blondes, blondes, blondes. Even though you're a blonde. That's crazy. Once I realized that both of my baby mamas are blondes and they're fucking insane. I was like, you know what? Once me and her split up. All right, not natural blondes. How about that? Yeah, there you go. They're natural blondes and they're fucking crazy. Yeah.

But once I split up with Callie's mom, I went on just like a... Like, I just put up like a wheel with all races and shit and just spun it and whatever and landed on. That's what I was going after that week. Yeah. But like...

I love me a dark hair woman because I don't know. When she's good tan, that Italian skin, that Italian complexion with that dark hair, with her green eyes. I love it. I was so fucking nervous about her doing the blonde because I was scared. Well, I did it like because I was mad at him because I was actually bleaching my hair to put the red on so the red would stay. Yeah. And I was like, you know what? He was an asshole last night. I'm going to be a blonde for a couple of days. And after a couple of days, he's like. Now that second day.

I was hitting it from the back, and she took that hair and threw it over her tattoo. And keep in mind, now this is the first time I fucked a blonde bitch in like five years. It feels like six years. And I'm like, this is weird. Is this weird?

Is this my wife? And I grabbed that blonde hair and I tore that motherfucker up. I was like, all right, I like your blonde. We can stick with the blonde for a while. Isn't it funny how that changes a guy's mind about the hair color? Did she tell you about what happened the first time she went red? Mm-mm. So we were in Ohio. We were in Colum- Toledo. Toledo, Ohio. The show. Oh, good old Toledo. The old goddamn Toledo. We were at a show and her homegirl, Kaylee, she does amazing hair work and makeup work and all that stuff and-

During that day, she got her hair dyed red. That night, I rocked the show. Ended up doing an extra 20-minute set. I think the old you got confused, too, because it was a show at a strip club. Yeah. We get back to the hotel room, and she wants it. She's all over me, but I'm out of it. I'm drunk. I'm barely awake. She jumps on top of me, and I'm like, look, lady. My woman has got brown hair. You are not my woman. Get the fuck off of me.

And I'm going to bed. I woke up the next morning. She's fully clothed, laying there like this. Not even under the blankets. And I wrote, I was like... Well, fully, like, in pajamas. I didn't just go to sleep in club clothes or anything. But no, she was, like, fully clothed. Like, had on a t-shirt, pajama pants, socks. And that's not her because she sleeps naked. And I was like, what the fuck is going on here? She's like, oh, somebody...

Didn't want to fuck a redhead last night because he's got a girlfriend that don't have red hair. I was like, you should be fucking proud. Yeah, that you said no. And then what was the next time that happened? It was a dream. Oh, he was sleep talking one night and like,

I was like sitting there, I was listening to him. Cause he says like some funny fucking shit when he talks to his sleep. But this night he was laying there and he was like, look, all 20 of y'all are hot, but I fucking love my wife. Please just like move over to the other side of the bed. Just, I'm going to sleep over here. All 20 of y'all. And I was like, he woke up and I was like, sit on the edge of the bed. I was like,

He was like, what did I do? And I was like, you turned down 20 bad bitches for me in your dream. I was like, what? I was like, it was a dream. Oh, no. We'll get mad at dreams. We'll have dreams of you guys like cheating on us. Oh, I know. And we'll wake up pissed off, ready to fight. Back when she was on her Adderall, I was before she started going on the road with me all the time, like before I made her manager and told her, look, I'm not leaving without you. There's too much temptation out there. I don't want to get sucked back into that. So she's your manager now? She does. She runs everything. Yeah. We were...

What a fixable. Oh, it's Chachi. I was like, what the fuck? Oh, yeah. No, he's over here just chilling. But no. Damn, I was about to say. About her. Oh, when we was. She wasn't with me. I was at a show. And I was in my hotel room getting ready. And she was on her Adderall. This is another reason why I made her stop taking her fucking Adderall. Because she. I already have horrible anxiety anyways. She jumps to conclusions. And she's like, I know there's a bitch in your room. I can fucking hear her. I was like.

You mean Betty White? I'm watching the fucking Golden Girls, you psycho. And then from that point on, I was like, you know what? We both got to have iPhones so you can fucking see what the fuck I'm doing. That's how Jay and I are. We have a location. Look, Betty White. It's Betty White. I'm watching the Golden Girls. I'm lame, I know. Yeah, no. It's like he gets me pumped up before the shows. You just love each other. Would you rather... Nope, that one's boring. Hold on. I'm just going to ask you a couple more of these. Would you rather...

Never... Wait, hold on. Would you rather never ever have sex but be able to love or have sex without being able to love? Ooh, that's a tough one. Ooh. Pass! No, um... I mean, I would... We kind of did both, technically. Yeah, I mean, I would... Because we loved each other before we had sex, so... I think...

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I would take the sex because you can make love. Exactly. Like having sex can lead to falling in love. Yes. I'm with you on that. Totally. Yeah. I agree. All right. It also leads you to murder or all kinds of shit. That too. Would you rather have your dick the size of a nipple or have your nipples the size of your dick? Well, what's fucked up is I have very extremely tiny nipples as it is. Exactly.

Is this my nipple or is this like... You would look like you had like a man china down there. Like a little dime. So he's got like little... I think a dime. Let's see the nipples, Wayne. My nipples are smaller than a dime. Like seriously. Lift your shirt up though. There we go. My nipples are seriously tiny. They are tiny. They are tiny, tiny. I had to have my nipples. I was the one in this podcast. I had to cut myself years ago. Oh no.

What about you, Nicole? What would you do? Would you rather have a dick the size of a nipple or nipples the size of a dick? Can you imagine just having big old fucking just... No. I can't imagine it. I don't even have an answer. You know what? You actually are so good at eating pussy, I would go with you not having a dick and having your nipple down there. Well, what the fuck am I going to do?

You gonna jerk me off like this? I just rubbed my nipple dick on your clit.

Like you like that, don't you? We can touch buttons. Oh my God. All right. Last question. Would you rather get a golden shower or get pooped on during anal sex? Golden shower. I've peed on Jay a few times. I like it. I've actually shit on somebody on accident too during anal sex. Look like little fucking M&Ms in the bed. Little pebbles. At least it wasn't Pop Rocks. All right. Um,

Yeah, golden shower all day. Yeah, golden shower. Do you guys pee on each other? I mean, we have, yeah, for sure. In the shower or out of the shower? Because that's what matters. We usually do like hotel room where we have two queen beds. We have little freaky deekies. I like it. Two queen beds so we can fuck up one bed and sleep in the other. I love that. No, that's exactly right. No, no, wait. You remember when we were in Virginia? It was the first time ever. Dude, I don't remember this. We were in Virginia with fucking Kev when we went horseback riding and stayed in that fucking cabin.

And, like, I was in the back. She was in the shower. She was in the shower, like, with the door open. And I'm sitting there peeing. And I just gripped my dick real tight, let it build up, and I just turned and just sprayed her, like, just. She was like, ah, ah, ah. It's in my mouth. It's in my. Ooh, it's in my. I was like, yeah, you ain't telling me. I don't remember the story at all. You don't remember? It was you. But I was also on, like, Molly and rolled down a mountain, and, like, my ankle was, like, this big. Oh, my God.

Getting pissed on. Just fucking, it was a sprained ankle getting fucking golden showers. I was like, staying outside, like twirling in circles. I was like, the stars are so pretty. He's like, babe, it's the Molly. And I fell down a mountain. Oh, no. I'm like, babe, there's like four stars out there. And then I fell down the mountain when he went back inside. So he comes back and I'm like climbing up the mountain. And she's nowhere to be found. I'm like, what the fuck did you do? I'm like, I'm doing here. She's like climbing up. I'm like, oh my God, give me your hand.

It's like, you are not allowed outside by yourself on Molly. I love you guys. That's why we don't do Molly no more. And we don't do cocaine no more because of my dick. Because your dick went numb for three days. I mean, I'll still take a bump before a show here and there. You got to be careful though, man. That fentanyl shit is fucking everywhere. That's the reason why I don't do nothing no more. Yeah, you really... It's like fucked up. I'm prescribed Xanax.

like peach footballs because I'd kill my kids if I wasn't. Yeah. But like, I won't even take like, and you know, some of the stories, I mean, motherfuckers come up to my shows with just like guns.

grocery bags full of drugs. Oh, no. You're white. I've been saving these all year for you. I won't clean out Jay's pants from tour because every time I reach in there, there's drugs that he's been handed. Yeah. So I make him clean his pockets out now because I'm like, I don't know what the fuck this shit is. The first fucking six months we were together. I don't do anything. I don't smoke weed. Yeah.

She'll drink you under the table. I've done like a couple of our stories are just like me trying for the first time. Girl, I get it. But everyone's like, how are you made a little white and you don't smoke weed? I'm like, it's the greatest thing ever. I got more weed. And look, Wendell, I love you, brother. I really do. Is Wendell going to be listening? Hi, Wendell. I'm sure he'll watch it.

I love you, brother. I truly do. But ever since you've no longer worked with me, I've probably saved $40,000 a year just on weed and cigars. I love you, Bubba. And munchies. And munchies. Yeah. Oh, when you're high, you got to eat. No, this motherfucker smokes all day constantly. And the odor I get, I smoke really, really good fucking weed. Yeah, that's how Jay is. He's a weed snob now. Yeah, but I can't smoke during the day. See, Jelly can wake up and just fire it up.

I'll be right back out. I'll wait until about our second movie in the night. After kids eat dinner. After we feed the kids, we eat dinner and shit, we'll start a movie. By the second movie, I've got it rolled back. I stopped smoking blunts. I only smoke cones. Yeah, you can't smoke the blunts, man. They're so bad for your chest. This is my asthma and shit. I can't do it. They make me cough so hard. Doesn't getting older suck?

It's the worst. It really don't, man. Like, I feel like the best years are... Shit you could do, though, when you were younger. Y'all have the same nails? Shit you could do when you were younger, you can't do now. We got the Freddy Krueger nails, but my... Oh, for sure. He loves them now. No, I love them. I'll be at the bar, I'll be like, it'll be like a bald-headed guy, I'll be like, go get him. Ha!

I'm like, yeah, that's mine. I was just, you can't have her. Like, what I was saying was I like being older, don't get me wrong, because I'm so comfortable in, you know, who I am. But as far as, like, shit I used to be able to do, like, fucking get shit-faced and wake up and do it the next day, there's no fucking way. I couldn't run full speed to the car right now, and it's just across the street. You're right. Like, I couldn't back it in, like...

Where's my husband, Haley? I can't breathe. I've seen him run one time. Yeah. Yeah, that was when he wrecked the car. And it was very impressive, too. It's when someone hit us in his car. He's like, my baby! And I was like, there's a baby in the car? I was like, no, dumbass, that is my baby. Man, I had on dress shoes, a fucking full suit, and I was running full speed down Madison Avenue. To get away from the cop? Trying to catch the motherfucker who hit me and crashed into the building because I was in a fucking bad mood.

beat his ass and the cops grabbed me by two arms and they were like i look like scooby-doo running in place and they're like white what are you doing i'm like he just fucking hit my car i'm coming to kill him they were like yeah just let us handle it go back to your car yeah we don't need to catch in charges while you're doing that but not like what i'm saying when i'm what i was getting at about the older thing is i feel like i feel like the best years are still ahead oh yeah and i don't feel like that i know that like because like i have homies of mine that are a little younger than me and shit um

And they're like dreading turning 30. I'm like, bro, my 30s have been the shit. Yeah. I've done so much awesome shit in my fucking 30s. I even got fucking married. Who the fuck would have thought Lil White would have got married? You or Jelly. Exactly. Right. And it's like I tell her all the time. I was like, man, I am so ready for my 40s. Because you follow Gary Vee?

That's one. She loves Gary Vee. Gary Vee's the man. And when he talks about... He said something the other day, a couple weeks ago. He was like, you can fail in your 20s. You can fail in your 30s. You can fail in your 40s. You can fail in your 50s. But who's to say 60s ain't your year? Who's to say...

72 you don't fucking just come up with some genius idea and strike it rich and then you leave everything for your family like he's like age ain't nothing but a number no it's not matter of fact he hell he's one of the main reasons why i got her to quit her job he posted something uh

We were out of town, coming back from a show. I stopped at a pilot gas station to take a shit because that's the only place I'll shit on the road. Same with Jay. That's because we created this on our own. These are our ideas, okay? Jelly's like, Bubba, did you know they got the cleanest bathrooms in the pilots? I'm like, yeah, why do you think we always stop here? I have IBS too, Jelly. So...

um i go inside take a shit come back out 10 minutes top somehow she's done went into mcdonald's got a fish fillet sandwich came back out to the car booked two shows sold two features and made a nice bag that's how women work and i'm like this is a fucking monday morning you just brought in that much money and like you gotta quit your job and like a week later gary v posted this dude as gary v was like uh

At one time, if my side hustle's making more money than my regular job, when do I quit my job? He said, right fucking now. He said, quit your job right now. And it was like that day when she was thinking about putting in her two weeks notice. I was like, just watch Gary Vee. He's a fucking genius. Yeah. Which is hard because I've had a job since I was five.

14 years old yeah and it's also hard working with your significant other 24 7 a lot of people can't do that you know veronica veronica i think we killed her i think i think that bitch died i think that bitch overdosed or she's in rehab or she might have just got off uh what was it fucking adderall yeah you never know no that bitch is crazy veronica's a wow that's like her no i've seen veronica veronica veronica veronica got mad at me in the

Remember in the beginning when you thought that one of my girlfriends liked white or something like that and you came up to me at one of the shows and that's when I was like, you know what? I really like Nicole because you reminded me of me. You came up to me and you were like...

I know that bitch. And I was like, no girl, that didn't happen. And you were like, no, it really did. And I was like, no. Do you remember that? Yeah. Cause I came up, cause I told you, I was like, cause I came to you first. Cause I wanted to clarify. Right. I wasn't mad. I just wanted to, everything was very open. Cause like, no, but I loved it. And I respected it because that's what I would have done. You know, it was like communication. Like people come up and talk to him stuff. And like, there's this one person that's around as frequently that I do not like for people.

very adequate reasons. And this person still tries to act like, like, Hey, Nicole, hi Pat. Like, no. Yeah. Oh, trust me. I just keep walking and I do it all the time. I just, there's no fakeness here. I just told a bug the other day. I was like, Nicole's been always been one of my favorite wives because one, she doesn't judge me and she just lets me do me. And two, you've always just kept it real, you know? And that's why I've always respected what you have going on and you guys' relationship too, because it's like real recognize real, you know, a lot of these wives, um,

don't hold their men down the way that we do, but yet they still try to act like it's like, you know, one thing that you said that I died laughing. Oh my God. It was like, it was a clip you posted not too long ago where you were like, uh, you're not supposed to let your man leave the house hungry or horny. Yeah. She was like, cause you said there's always a whore out there with a sandwich. And you were like, well, guess what?

I'm the whore and I know how to make a sandwich. Something like that. Plot twist. I gave you a sandwich and I was like, that woman, goddammit, that woman is something serious, boy. And that was something he also, when we first started, before I started going on the road with him, I would make sure that dick was completely drained. Yeah. For sure. It wouldn't even be ready to work until he got home. Yeah. And I always cooked him a home cooked meal. Before I left, it had something, like as soon as you walk in the door, it's like...

yeah because that's your home yeah but that's your home and they we make it to where you want to come home a lot of these bitches stress their men out so much they don't want to fucking go home you know and then the key thing everyone was like how do you do this and because they're there's pictures of like females that are like try to like wait for take a picture and like swing around and kiss them like try to capture on camera and like

and i always worried while in their ass yeah like just all sorts like just trying to set him up or they post a picture of him and like i've since we've been together i've literally picked out like all of his clothes the only other woman that's picked up clothes for him is you dude yeah when i gave him the makeover yeah so i know all of his clothes in his entire closet and they'll post an old picture it'd be an old picture and i'd be all over and she's like babe yeah and i don't have a beard in that picture yeah

My hair's not long in that picture, and I'm wearing fucking FUBU. For us, by us. Come on. I never ever pick a fight or an argument or ask questions at a show or while he's on the road. Right. Once we get to the hotel room, he'll be like, did I have a good night? I'm like, yeah, you did. I was like, but you did make a little couple comments. Yeah. And nowadays, it's mainly just like when I- Well, that's respect. Well, even like that last two, three, four weeks ago, we was at Just the Time Studio in Indianapolis. Yeah.

Oh, that's where he's at. When I get in my, and you know, I mean, just jelly is the same way when I, and I'm this, me and jelly have very similar situations where we'll go on our hiatuses where we won't. Oh yeah. He looks sliding down in the couch. He is. He is. He's getting lower and lower. You're already hot, baby. I think it's just material of the couch. I'm just sliding. It's all the lights too. The lights are hot. So, uh, she, uh, we were just adjusting time studio and, um,

You know, we had already knew that Wes had been in the hospital or whatever. And me and Justin and all of us, we're in fucking work mode. We're vibing. We're like, we're all in sync there. We're getting it. I'm writing and shit. And I just kind of glanced over and I saw her whole demeanor change. And I didn't think nothing about it because I know her. If there's something wrong, she'll tell me. Well, the next day we're riding home and she's like, look, last night.

I didn't want to tell you this, but... My dad went all the way through, like, I made sure he was eating, gave him a good hand job. He had a good conversation, those couple songs. And I was like, all right. Well, because you got to keep their headspace. That's when she told me that he was in hospice. And I was just like...

Damn, I love you so much. Thank you for not telling me last night and fucking that whole vibe up. Yeah. Because it would have just put me in a bad, dark place. Yeah, totally. And we were making some fun songs and just good comedy in them and some fun shit. And once I feel a certain way, you can hear it in my lyrics. Oh, yeah. Jay's the same way. It's no more fun white. It's stressed, depressed white talking about some weird shit. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaking of, what can we expect from you in 2020? Are you going to be dropping some albums? In 2020 or 2022? 2022. Sorry. I'm actually working on four projects right now. Are you? Me and Justin Time are working on our album. Oh, so it's going to be a full album. We're doing like eight tracks. It's Lil' White versus Justin Time. Awesome.

I'm getting old. I just coughed and farted. Sick. But did you, did you, did you shart yourself? No, no, no, no. Is there Skid Row going on? No, we're good. I'm working on the track, the album, me and Justin, me and Ashton Riker, my homeboy that sings, we're going to do like a real soulful Memphis-y kind of bluesy album. Oh, dope. Which I mean, I'm still gonna be rapping, but it's going to be more for the city. Then me and Steve from Chattanooga, Mr. 423, uh,

We're working on another mixtape. Just something. It was something that I promised him years ago. He helped me out when I was going through a real dark place. After my dad passed, he pretty much brought me up to Chattanooga for a weekend and had 15 features lined up and put 30 grand in my pocket.

So, like, I always told him. I was like, bro, when you did that, you helped me. You saved my life. You was able to help me get back to normal. So whenever you need me, call me. I'll be here. And he was like, look, man, I really want to do this group project. You want to do it? I was like, I told you, I got your back, bro. You have mine. I got yours. I'm a man of my word. And then, of course, I'm fixing to start working on my next album. I'm trying to get these projects with them knocked out first so I can get back in my full zone. Right. And don't have to be sidetracked. 2020 COVID shit, I didn't...

There was nothing to rap about. What are you going to rap about? Looking at your own wall? Now, one thing I can say about the fat man is he took advantage of that shit and dropped like four fucking albums. No, we both did. It was content. He's the only motherfucker I know that dropped a gospel album. I mean, a rap album, a rock album, a country album, semi-gospel album, and won. Like, won, won. Yeah. But see, Jelly knows how to take

pain and turning into words see i'm a different type of artist you're more like hyphy yeah i'm hyphy i like the energy yeah and i mean i can still write some deep dark stuff when i want to golly

What the fuck? That sounds like fucking great names. That sounds like the never-ending story, dog. Right? I'll tell you! Fucking great names. What about like a No Filter 3? You need to talk to your hubby about that one. Shit, I will. He's got a beat right now in his email I'm trying to get him on. It's got Juicy J on it. Did you know that? No. Let me tell you something about my husband. He... Well, that you wouldn't know. It's like... It's not that you wouldn't not know. You know everything about him. He is...

so finicky and it has to be on timing is everything with him. I've literally had people pay me to have them write songs that I've had to wait like a year or two to get it. My girl Viking Barbie, I had to talk him into it for two years before he would do it. You know, like he just, he's so crazy with, with,

stuff like that but we have a studio that's getting built in our house right now so I'll definitely talk to him I'll be over soon yeah yeah we'll definitely you know how many times we've tried to plan like surprise play dates for y'all yeah and either you'll be like in a bad mood I'm like I can't do it and she'll be like Jay's not feeling it today I don't I'm like fuck yeah like my husband well we're being jealous yeah emotional gay they're sensitive gangsters when we get together the reason why we are like that is because we know when we get together

For, like, just a good fun time. Chances of us going to prison are high. And alleged crimes. Alleged crimes. Go up. The rate goes up. I mean, like, alleged crimes. The chances of having our wives very mad at us for the weekend are very high. But now y'all got wives that will, like, do the fun, allegedly stuff with y'all. Yeah, I know. That's the good part. I tell Jay. I'm like, just go. It's like when me and Jelly wrote. When I wrote, ride it like a rental and drive it like you stole it.

And on one of my last few albums, he got on the song...

Six months later, I'm on the news for stealing a rental car that did not steal. But Jelly called me. He's like, Bubba, you're supposed to write music off of your experiences. You're not supposed to. What did he say? You're not supposed to write the song, then go do it. He was like, that's backwards. I was like, I didn't steal the fucking car, bro. You just fucking spoke it in the air and set yourself up. Yeah, I did. Well, why don't you tell people where they can find you?

Right inside her vagina. Yeah, right. Fucking pop rocks. I'll print out treasure maps for everybody. I'm so curious about Nicole's vagina after this podcast. I'm definitely going to have to see it one of these days. You will. Yes. Which one? This.

Oh, okay. Yeah, sorry. Manager always gets me. So real quick, do you know that you are like fucking huge on TikTok? I just recently found out. I got like between like, I got like two homeboys that are really into it on it. They be sending me videos of TikTok.

like 60 year old being singing Oxycontin for their granddaughter or something. And it's funny as shit. I mean, there's like eight to 10,000 videos of these old folks rapping my shit. We're about to change that up though. Cause I want to do a tick talk with you. I'm down. Um, but like, uh, I've got it on my phone. It's just, I'm so old school. Like I get it. I'm so old school. I miss sticking flyers on windshield wipers. Um,

And the cars. Now everybody thinks you can make one Facebook post and sell out an arena. Well, can I tell you the truth? I fought getting on fucking TikTok. This is my manager right here. I fought her for two years getting on TikTok. I was like, I'm not fucking doing it. I'm 40 years old. That's how I am. What am I going to do? I'm going to fucking just shake my tits and fucking get kicked off all the time anyways. So it took me fucking three profiles. I got banned. And then finally we figured it out with this one. We're at almost 1.4 million. And then I have another backup one that's at 300,000.

My fucking sales and my podcast have skyrocketed because of TikTok.

Like, it's insane. So if I could just, as one entrepreneur to another fucking business couple, if you guys can get on TikTok and figure it out, I'll help you guys. It is so fucking worth it, dude. Oh, I know it's worth it. It's life-changing. Instagram's dead. You can't do shit on Instagram anymore. Instagram is going to be out the window in probably a year or two. They're going to fuck it off like they did with MySpace. TikTok is the new thing right now. Yeah, I miss MySpace. I miss MySpace. Yeah.

I do too. This is my AOL profile. Dude, I, oh my God, I remember my fucking, I used to make it all different colors. Yeah. I'm like copy paste, but yes. But do you remember when life was so easy that all you had to worry about was who was in your top 10? Yes. And that was like what people would beef over. Yeah. Like it was crazy. Dude, what the fuck? We were just at the Tigers game the other night. Why am I number 11? Yeah.

exactly why am i not boring john why am i not on the top row yeah exactly then i had to spice it up top 16 top 24 yeah i always kept it top 5 or top 10 because i was just like if you were in there you were special special well i love you guys so much and i thank you guys so much for coming by i'm so glad that people get to see this side of you because it's the side that i love of you guys and i just see this i mean every now and then they'll see it on like you know social media we'll have our little moments but

Yeah. I'm glad. Like, cause that's what I asked her. I was like, does she want to interview just you or just me or both of us? Both of you guys. Interview both of us. I was like, okay, cool. Yeah. That's fine. I'm down. Totally down for that. Cause I wanted her to have her chance to say her silliness. Absolutely. I am. And you know, behind every fucking successful man. Yeah, exactly. As a bitch that's holding them up. So it's like, she actually does hold me up sometimes.

I've had to carry this motherfucker. No, I believe it. While I get the car keys out of my purse. I believe it. Why don't you tell some people where they can find you on social media? Well, considering it's going to be dead in about a year or so, Instagram is where you're going to find me most of the time. But you're going to make a TikTok. I am fixing to make a TikTok. He has a TikTok.

I've got a TikTok page. I just haven't really messed with it. I think it's just Lil White. I think as soon as TikTok started, I would have made an account. Everybody start going following. All right, so you're Lil White on Instagram? Just at Lil White, L-I-L-W-I-T on Instagram. YouTube is Lil White. Just YouTube is Lil White. What's my Facebook? Lil White. Just Lil White. Just Lil White. And look, let me rephrase this, okay? It is W-Y-T-E. If you put a fucking H in white and expect me to fucking converse with you,

You're not even a fan. People will be looking at my Instagram page telling me, hey, Lil' White. You know what? Can I tell you something? Big fan. You're obviously not, buddy. I just fucking had a flash of this. When I got with Jelly, I had never listened to his music. I still don't. I love Jay, but he's my husband. I hear the songs from fucking Post to whatever. Post to Pillar. And fucking in Vegas, I used to fucking bump Lil' White.

Yeah, like I never bumped jelly. Well, you're also spraying liquid cocaine up your butt too, so it says a lot about both of us here. And I was popping pills, so I used to get loose. The moose is loose. I helped so many nurses through nursing school. Oh, I bet. Yeah. I got my first speeding ticket going 120 in a 70 driving from Memphis to Nashville. Yeah. And like I look behind me and there's a cop behind me and said, let me get out of his way. And I sped up even more to get over and I was like, oh, okay.

Whoopsie. You're like, oops, sorry. Jamming my album. Nicole, where can people find you? I'm just thatrapguyswife on Instagram. Which is my favorite Instagram name of all time. Thatrapguyswife. Well, Sir Mix-a-Lot was the first song that he ever, like, rapped. Yep. Yeah. So, thatrapguyswife and then Facebook is just Nicole Lane Shaw. Yay. I love you guys so much. Promise me you're going to come back in a year or two. We are. We're coming back. I want to come back when Paul and them are here. I don't even got to be on the show. I just want to witness the.

So I'm going to see him and boo. Pat's going to come to the Nashville studio. Yeah. And then gangsta boo and, um, and Paul are meeting me in LA. Awesome. So I'm going to see them in LA, but if they were here, I would totally love for you guys to all get together. I think it would be fucking awesome. And you got to call Bollingy.

Yes. Dude, please. I fucking love 8-Ball. You have no idea. They're just my, I love them so much. MJG actually, I think he commented on one of, he, it was one of my last posts. He just said something like, I was like, oh, that's what's up, MJG. Which one was it?

All right. Well, thank you guys so much for tuning in to another episode of Dumb Blonde. I will see you guys next week. And it's great because we're all dumb blondes. Yeah, we are. I'm a dumb blonde for real. I got lost twice on the way here. Listen, for being dumb, we're fucking doing pretty fucking good, right? We're the smartest dumb blondes you're ever going to meet, motherfucker. See you guys next week. Bye.