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Q&A with Bai

2024/11/18
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Key Insights

Why is Bailey thankful for Lumi whole body deodorant?

Lumi is a pH-optimized deodorant created by an OBGYN that blocks odor everywhere, not just underarms, for up to 72 hours.

What is Bailey's experience with social media and online criticism?

Bailey has become less affected by online criticism, focusing more on what matters to her future, and has learned to ignore negative comments.

How does Bailey feel about her relationship with her mother, Felicia?

Bailey and her mother haven't spoken in about a year and a half, and Bailey has no plans to reconnect, focusing on her own life and future.

What are Bailey's career ambitions?

Bailey plans to attend Columbia University in New York to study law, specifically criminal defense, with a potential interest in the narcotic field.

How does Bailey describe her relationship with her brother Noah?

Bailey and Noah are close in their own way, considering their eight-year age gap, but she loves him and admires his intelligence.

What advice does Bailey give to parents of struggling teens?

Bailey advises parents to be supportive and let their children come to them for advice, rather than forcing solutions, and to focus on being a strong support system.

How does Bailey feel about the possibility of having a new sibling?

Initially resistant, Bailey is now supportive of her parents' decision, though she has concerns about the logistics and lifestyle changes it would entail.

What does Bailey find therapeutic about driving?

Driving is therapeutic for Bailey because it allows her to think and process her thoughts without distractions, similar to her father's approach to communication.

How does Bailey feel about her mental health now?

Bailey reports that her mental health is great and she is in a really good place, having learned to manage her emotions and focus on her future.

Chapters

Bailey discusses the challenges and ease of going to school with a famous parent and how it affects her friendships.
  • Bailey's classmates are used to her famous parent.
  • She finds it easy to make friends due to her parent's fame.
  • She has a close-knit group of friends and doesn't seek new friendships.

Shownotes Transcript

This year, I'm thankful for getting to meet all of you guys at the meet and greets. And I'm also thankful for Lumi whole body deodorant. Why? Because Lumi is a Dio like no other. It was created by an OBGYN who discovered BO isn't just an underarm thing. It's an all over thing. So she developed a pH optimized deodorant that's clinically proven to block odor everywhere, not just your pits, but

your privates feet and beyond the best part no matter where you use it Lume has proven to keep working for up to 72 hours if three days of odor control isn't something to be thankful for I don't know what is as a special offer new customers get 15% off all

Lume products with our exclusive code use code bunny XO at Lume deodorant.com that's B-U-N-N-I-E XO at L-U-M-E-D-E-O-D-O-R-A-N-T.com listen when I'm in those meet and greets you guys already know my anxiety is at a 10 so my piddles are sweating and I am just so thankful that I use Lume toasted coconut because every time I hug you guys in that meet and greet I'm

I know for a fact I'm not gonna smell. I absolutely love Lume toasted coconut by the way. And I'm sure you guys are thankful for it too. Lume's starter pack is perfect for new customers. It comes with a solid stick deodorant, cream tube deodorant, two free products of your choice like mini body wash and deodorant wipes.

And free shipping. As a special offer for listeners, new customers get 15% off all Lumi products with our exclusive code. And if you combine the 15% off with the already discounted starter pack, that equals over 40% off their starter pack. Use code BUNNYXO, B-U-N-N-I-E,

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Is this thing on? What's up, you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome to another episode of Dumb Blonda. Today, I got my kid here. Me or her? I know. Which one? Who's who? Which one? I got the question. We got a million views on that video. Viral. Crazy. But what's crazy to me is that, first of all, Bailey, welcome. Hi. Howdy. Sorry. I'm jumping right in.

What's crazy to me is that people cannot tell you, Haley, and Mimi apart. It's the craziest thing ever, right? It's so weird to me.

first of all mimi is a 30 year old woman with bright orange hair and black hair and tattoos everywhere you don't have one tattoo on you you're 16. you know what i'm saying my favorite comment was they said she's the black version of me yeah and i was like that's so real for real for real you know who looks like you and gracie look like twins yeah you and gracie now you both have black hair gracie taja yeah yes dude that was crazy right crazy

I saw her yesterday and I looked at her and I was like, oh my God. Yeah. You guys are like doppelgangers. There's a couple of times I saw Gracie at the wedding yesterday and I was like, like even daddy was like, dude, her and Bailey looks so much alike. Like it was wild. Um, but then yeah, the Haley, like Haley is just has curly, curly fucking hair. Does not you guys, none of you guys look like brown girl. None of you guys look alike. It's kind of like when people are just like compare me to other blondes.

It's like, oh, you look like Bunny XO. And it's like, we don't even look alike at all. And it's like, everyone who's plus size, Jason's like, literally, they say that he looks like him. Literally. My bad. But yeah, anytime like there's a plus size dude, they're like, you look like this guy. He's like, what? Because we're both fat? Like, hello? Yeah.

I love it. Dude, Bugalove got married yesterday. Bro. Oh my God. Beautiful. The whole day. The wedding was so gorgeous. I haven't even, is she home yet? I haven't even got to tell her. She's not even home yet. How proud of her I am. She's probably fucking hung over. Oh, for sure. Yeah. She was lit last night. Yeah. It was. She started drinking. She was lit lit.

She was even making her centerpieces still and finishing them like while we were getting ready. Oh my gosh. In the bridal suite. It was the only thing I'd let her do all day. She was very upset about it. Oh, I just can't believe she pulled that whole wedding together. Like she did so good. And you helped so much too, baby. I do what I can, but she killed it. When was the last time we had you on the pod last year?

yeah i feel like we do pods yearly yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah how are you doing you in a better better space since that podcast honestly really i'm chilling i swear i'm old you're not old why don't you tell people what you just did to your fucking arm oh bro look at that bruise did we see this timing why is it not why is it not wrapped right now we're not gonna talk about it

I only have one arm, okay? I can't wrap it. Why did you unwrap it? I had to shower. I had to wash it. Oh, gosh. I won't talk about it. I'll help you. You could have brought it here and I would have helped you. I thought it was archery that did that. I was like, bro, you're giving it up. You're never doing archery again. You're never archering again. I don't know how she did it, man, but it was crazy. Okay, I was opening my Halloween costume the other night and my knoth got stuck on like a zip tie.

So, like, it got, like, notched in it. So, I pulled it really quick. And, like, you know when you think you have more tension in your arm than you do? Well, I didn't. So, I called back, and it just...

And the knives we have in our kitchen are so sharp. It's crazy. It's disgusting. Yeah. It's scary how sharp these knives are. We got them off Amazon. I had to cut a lemon earlier and wanted to cry. I was scared. They're so sharp. It's crazy. So, but the first like seven or so minutes I was in total shock. So I didn't feel it. I didn't know what to do. I just basically tourniqueted my own arm and then went to run it underwater. And when I went to run it underwater, I like let my arm go and I just saw it shoot.

I was like, oh, listen, hold on. It gets worse. You ready? When I wiggled my fingers, I could see the tendons flexed. Like when I was flexing, I could see the muscle moving. I could feel and hear the blood pulsating. It was guys. I cut straight through a nerve when her and fucking it was rough. I barely have function in this arm right now. Kayla texts me. She's like, are you awake? And I'm like, yeah. She's like, the kid just sliced her arm open.

So I'm thinking like, you know, you know, we love Bailey, but she is sometimes a drama queen. So I didn't know what to expect, you know?

And when I saw the look on Bailey's face and Kayla's face, and I looked at her arm, like I didn't want to freak out, but I was just like, you're okay. You're going to be good. Like when Kayla broke her ankle, I'm like, you're fine. You're going to be fine. Don't worry about it. Yeah. I literally hadn't freaked out until you really, you were really good at covering it up, but I saw your face chain for this split a second. It went okay. And I was like, then I lost it. I really, it was like 12 minutes at that point I was covered.

covered in blood everything was bleeding it was like terrapower three in my room like i yeah like poor blake had to clean up all the blood upstairs oh my god no it was piles puddles rough and so 11 stitches later 11 stitches later fucking a

You're a fucking soldier kid. I've never had stitches. Has the house learned not to open things with knives? I mean, we do it all the time. I know. That's why I was like, have we learned our lesson? No, I'm such a knife person. I was very proud that I saw scissors in your house for the first time yesterday. Where? Oh, I thought you got them. They were in your... I was so proud of you. What is the difference between scissors or knives though? Like really?

You could still cut yourself open with scissors too. You can, but I think it takes a lot more effort to do that. It's not just an open blade. The blades are facing themselves. I don't know. It's much more... There's some more depth. Yeah. I feel like Zorro. I thought they were your scissors. I feel like Zorro, you know, just... They might have been my scissors. You know who Zorro is? Yeah, they were like...

Like the ones you cut fabric with. Oh, no, that's wrong. No, that must have been Kayla's. Or Kayla's. Yeah, she must have been sewing something for the wedding. Because she's Kayla. Never mind. Yeah.

So last time you were on the podcast was a really deep podcast. I thought maybe, you know, I would love for people to get to know just you. Yeah, let's not do all that. I feel like you're known for like your trauma and that you're so much more than that. Okay, after the video that we posted went viral, their e-news posted a video on TikTok. I don't know if y'all have seen this yet, but it's a five minute long TikTok. And it's titled, it's the terrible truth about Bailey Ann. No, it wasn't e-news. It's some weird...

That's been up. It was before you guys posted that. And then Enus posted something too. It was crazy. And everybody commented on it because it's... Oh my God, is this true?

And I'm like, this is crazy. It's such misinformation. And I get so mad when they talk about it. It's such an out of context, dramatic storytelling. One, you're underage. And two, it's like if you're going to talk about an underage child, first of all, they don't do that with very many kids. And for them to think that it's OK to do that to you is weird to me. And I already get weirded out by that. Just like that one time that girl posted where you were working at. Like, oh, my God.

Like my mom. Did you remember that? I was part of it. I found it. Yeah. Like we all put it in the group chat. We were like, yo, why is this online? Yeah. And I understand from her point of view. And she was very sweet when I was like, this should not be online. And she's like, I'll take it down right now. And I mean, it was going viral, but it was like, you know,

the safety of your children is what matters when you have social media and to see you get blasted on there for things that aren't even true. Like that just fucking irritates me beyond in, but I've gotten so much better with the internet now. Like when people say things, I don't even fucking care anymore. I'm just like, I'm very proud of it. Took a very long time for you to do that. I'll just put cap or like something like that, but like, it doesn't affect me like it used to. I used to get like really ready to go to war. Yeah. And now, now I'm just like, whatever. But when it comes to Bailey, I get really like,

and that shit pisses me off. No, it's just wild. I just don't, I mean, I just don't care because I'm fine with whatever. This year, I'm thankful for getting to meet all of you guys at the meet and greets and I'm also thankful for Lumi whole body deodorant. Why? Because Lumi is a Dio like no other. It was created by an OBGYN who discovered BO isn't just an underarm thing. It's an all over thing. So she developed a pH optimized deodorant that's clinically proven to block odor

everywhere, not just your pits, but your private's feet and beyond. The best part? No matter where you use it, Lume has proven to keep working for up to 72 hours. If three days of odor control isn't something to be thankful for, I don't know what is. As a special offer, new customers get 15% off all

Lume products with our exclusive code. Use code bunny XO at Lume deodorant.com. That's B-U-N-N-I-E XO at L-U-M-E-D-E-O-D-O-R-A-N-T.com. Listen, when I'm in those meet and greets, you guys already know my anxiety is at a 10. So my piddles are sweating and I am just so thankful that I use Lume toasted coconut because every time I hug you guys in that meet and greet,

I know for a fact I'm not going to smell. I absolutely love Lumi Toasted Coconut, by the way. And I'm sure you guys are thankful for it, too. Lumi's Starter Pack is perfect for new customers. It comes with a solid stick deodorant, cream tube deodorant, two free products of your choice like mini body wash and deodorant wipes, and

free shipping. As a special offer for listeners, new customers get 15% off all Lumi products with our exclusive code. And if you combine the 15% off with the already discounted starter pack, that equals over 40% off their starter pack. Use code BUNNYXO, B-U-N-N-I-E-XO

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to be. Yeah, so I don't want people to know you as just this poor child who has been through some shit. I wanted to have a fun podcast with you today. So we had a bunch of Patreons write in and we got about 200 questions. We're not going to be able to answer all of them. But I figured we'll just do a Q&A with Bae. Let's run it. Q&A with Bae. I love it. Love that. Alright, so we're going to start this off. Bailey, do you get an allowance?

I do not. Um, because I, so that, so yes, I do not get an allowance period. That's the answer to that question. The context before she fixes her face is I don't really, well, a, I was working, so I, there was no point in an allowance, but B it's like a do something, get something type routine. And I do the bare minimum.

If that. Thank you. Okay. Because we've had short. Listen, I've tried to work out an allowance with you. Yes, that's true. But the answer to that question is no, I don't. And it's via choice. Okay, perfect. I love that. Good answer, child. I love the account of Billy. I don't have time to do all of that. Okay? I've got my own stuff going on. Listen, this kid does not like doing. I am in five college classes as a junior in high school. I'm a little busy. Yeah.

I don't have time. But you know what I do love is that you will clean up the kitchen without being asked out. And it took years. Yeah. I don't want to do it. I mean, it's not a big deal, but it's just. Yeah. Like what does your room look like right now? As long as a big deal is not made out of it. What does your room look like right now? That's not a good. That's not a Q&A question. I'm sorry. I mean, I want to know. It was on the list. Inquiring minds want to know. How does your room look? No comment. She said, uh.

Like an unorganized 16-year-old's wood. Just clothes. There better not be any food in there. No, it's just clothes all of the time. And bottles of water. No, because I never finish one. She can't say anything about that. I got three of hers over here. I took a leftover a second ago. Listen, I throw them away. Sometimes they build up in my room, but I do throw them away.

Sweet Miss Bailey. What is it like going to school with a famous parent? Is it hard to make friends and trust people because of who your parents are? Yeah, no. I think for the school thing, everybody kind of doesn't care anymore because we're all kind of used to it. He's come to football games and he whatever, so I think everybody's kind of over that. Oh my god. And also, people kind of just know not to fuck with me. I'm just not the one. So...

It's pretty easy. Other than that, making new friendships is hard, but I just don't do that anymore. Yeah. I have my, I have my, my chosen few. Yeah. Other than that, everybody else, I'm good. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I like it. It's not too complicated. I like it a lot. I like it a lot. What are your plans after high school? Have you thought about pursuing a music career like your dad? Um,

So I want to go to Columbia for law. In New York, which Columbia is in New York, guys. I didn't know that. Guys, hey, Columbia is in New York. Didn't know that. Did you know that? Did you know that? No, I was sitting here trying to figure out where it was. Okay, thank you. Because I was like, when she said that, I was like, wait, you want to go to school in Tennessee? And she's like, no, mom, it's in New York. That's Columbia, the community state college. It is a great school.

You went for Tennessee. I went straight for the country. Yeah. That's also what I thought. That's what I looked at you. I said, this is not South America. Yeah. Columbia is in New York. Yeah. So yeah, NYU is in Northern Manhattan and Columbia is in Southern Manhattan. But that's where I want to go and I want to study law. As for music, I don't have any plans to right now. I don't know if I ever get to law for medical.

Well, Columbia actually has both. Columbia does have both. So if you ever started going and didn't want to do the law thing, you could switch right over to it. Yeah, exactly. So I have a lot of options at Columbia. But as for going from med to law, the real decision was made in the ER the other night. I bet. Decided I don't want to do that for the rest of my life. Nope. But before that, I already started thinking about law just because I don't,

What in law? Criminal defense. Oh. Yeah, we talked about this last night. I don't think I'll ever... Yeah, I definitely want to do criminal defense. I wouldn't survive in anything civil. What kind of cases would you say no to? What kind of cases would I say... Ooh. Because you're going to have to say no to a lot of them. I'm going to have to say no to a lot of people. I think it's very case by case. So I don't know if there's a specific category of people other than like...

I don't know if I can say sex offenders on your podcast. No, you can. Other than like sex offenders. Yeah. Anything having to do with kids. Anything. I don't think I can do. Yeah. I couldn't do kids. Yeah. That's really the only thing I can do. Like if somebody murdered their kids. If somebody killed their kid. Yeah. Or if somebody killed a kid. Yeah. Or anything sex related. I don't. I just couldn't do. Yeah. Like. Yeah. No, I couldn't do it. Is there a subject you would like to be like more specialized within? Like drug or. Also. Yeah. I've thought about. I like the narcotic field. I think it's very complex. Yeah.

It's very complex morally and legally. There's a lot of loopholes. I mean, the whole judicial system is corrupt. It's wild, to be honest. And I think that's part of the reason I'm so invested in it because I really, because if I was going into medicine, I would have done medicine. And I hate, I hate the medical field. I hate Western medicine. I hate the way that we handle health and health insurance and everything. And I couldn't, there was no getting into that for me.

And whatever field I get into, I'm ready to turn it upside down. You can become a doctor though. And also do like Eastern medicine and holistic medicine. Yeah, I try to do all that. She's like, I've had enough of that with you. Yeah, I am so done. So done with everything medical. She's like, if you make me take another fucking vitamin. It is the worst. So yeah, I want to turn the judicial system upside down. And the best way to do that is from the inside.

Maybe I'll be a congresswoman one day. That would be, maybe that's the real go, go law. And with like a judge, I could see that you'll be president. You never know. I can see that with you. July rule's daughter president. I love that. Let's fucking go. Shoot for the moon, baby. I'm totally open to that. Cause I'll be, what would I be? If you were the president's, I would be mother of the first mother of the president.

president first mother first mother first mother okay i would totally own that and make merch i would be like that's my baby i'm first mother i am first mother i don't have a question but i would like for bailey to know that i was blown away by her last podcast the amount of healing and maturity coming from a girl who was not yet 16 was astonishing keep being authentically you keep improving every day and keep loving yourself

Thanks queen. I still get so many DMS about that podcast. Like as much blowback as we got for it, there was so much more love and just healing. And you know, I don't think people realize you wanted to do that. Yeah. You were like, Hey, let's do this. So saying that much, you know, when we're not going to dwell on it too much, but where do you and your mom stand? Cause I'm sure that's going to be one of these questions in here too. Me and my mom haven't spoken in a year and a half, a little, yeah, about a year and a half actually. Yeah.

and I don't have any plans to speak to her. You guys have actually seen each other. Me and Felicia? Remember when she opened the door?

She opened the door. Oh, Oh my God. I forgot about that. That's how much I don't speak to my mother. Yeah. Um, so yeah, my grandmother passed in January and this is, this is Felicia seeing her daughter for the first time since getting out of jail. The first time. Yeah. From getting out of jail, from me getting back home from my, yes, from me, from my little exciting road trip. Um, yeah. So my grandmother passed and I, Felicia's mom passed my, yes. So I went up to where, where they live to go to the funeral and things. Um,

And I was dropping off. We had brought my cousin back and I was bringing him back to his house. Okay. Mike. And when I dropped him off, he went in the back door. Me and Cheyenne were about to pull out the driveway and my mom opens the front door and like we make eye contact. And then she just shut the front door and walked away. No, well, no, she, she, cause it was like a glass door. She shut the glass door and I saw her walk away. And I was like, hello to you too, Felicia.

Yeah. And it's like, you would think that a real, and I don't, I'm not here to bash her, but in that moment,

a real motherly instinct would no matter how mad you are at your child or how much you want to gaslight them or manipulate them, you would want to go and hug them. Walk out the door. Just be like, hey man, I think you're a fucking asshole for that podcast. Or hey man, I think you're, you know, thanks for putting me on blast. Or hey, I'm sorry. Yeah, be pissed off at me. I don't care if I should be mad, but like. Yeah. Really? What a crazy way to go about that. Hasn't tried to reach out to her. Nope. Has not tried to have a relationship with her. Like completely just. What?

just looked at you and just looked at me and walked away like I wasn't even there I was like okay girl I was like I wouldn't have entertained you if you came and said hi to me anyway yeah but it's the you should have looked you should have it's hurtful because you want that relationship with your mom you know and no

I really don't. Yeah. Well, we're not going to dwell on that, but I just want to, I know that people are going to ask that question anyways. And yeah, no, she's just, she's out and she's not a part of our lives. I have the best for her. She is. She seems to be from what I've heard from family members, she is working and is in a happy relationship and is living, is doing fine for herself. And I hope that's what she continues to do. Yeah.

Yeah.

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Bailey, what is your favorite memory with Bunny? And what is your favorite memory with your dad? Okay. Favorite memory with you? Atlanta. This is scary. Scary question. Isn't it crazy how when somebody asks you that question, so many memories are in your brain? You're like, I don't even know. I go blank when people ask me that. When people are like, what's your favorite memory with the girls? I'm like...

Because there's just so much. We live life every day with each other. That's exactly how I feel. Do we have a favorite moment? Yeah. It's hard to pick one because when you live life with people, it's like, I don't know. We have so many. In what circumstance are we speaking? Yeah, literally. What type of memory? Because there's a bunch of different, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think I have one. What about with your dad? Same or? Yeah, I kind of feel the same with him. I feel like we just have...

I feel like my favorite, like I feel like my favorite, I don't have favorite, I don't have a favorite memory with my dad, but I have like a collection of favorite memories and it's just our car rides. Yeah. Just a collection of years of being in the car together. Your dad loves to communicate in cars. We love to talk in the car. It's we're both roadies. Like it's just our thing. So we get in the car and it's just, it's just everything we can talk about. Yeah. If you ever want to have a conversation with Jelly Roll, get in the car with him. Okay. I remember my favorite memory with my dad.

We were going to the Bridgestone Arena the first time he ever played. And it was the night before. We were going for rehearsal. And we were in the car and we pulled. And like, you can go there. He was parked in like this weird spot. You go under. It's like a whole thing. And on the way in, I was like, have you ever seen Finding Nemo? And he was like, yeah. I was like, okay. About two minutes later, I was like, have you ever used a fire extinguisher? He was like, no. I was like, okay.

about three minutes later i was like hey dad he was like hey i was like do you think you can use a fire extinguisher in the ocean and he was like bailey where are these questions coming from and he just looked at me like what is with you and i was like just my brain wondering things and he was like okay well it needs to stop because it's because he probably didn't have an answer for you and your dad has an answer for everything so when he can't shut it down oh last night

Last night we were having a conversation and I asked him, I was like, which love am I for you? Am I your first love? Second love? Third love? Cause I want to be his third love. Cause that's the best love. And he's like, I don't know. And like, we started talking about it. And then somehow we started talking about like where your soul goes when you sleep. And Jay's like, I genuinely, yeah, it was crazy. He's like, I think that, you know, that's when your, your soul's finally at rest. I said, yes, but what about when you're restless? And he was like,

fuck. He was just like, we'll look to be all weird. Yeah. I was like, I think our souls are above our bodies. I can't talk anymore. Conversation over because sleep is literally the fucking sister of it's not the cousin. It's the sister of death. And like the closest thing to death that you could possibly do. I don't think our souls are in our body when we're sleeping.

That's why the DMT and our brains... I think my soul's out there getting shit done. I know. And that's why the DMT in our brains is on overdrive. And we have lucid dreams. Some of us have lucid dreams and some of us have dreams because our souls are not in our body. And they say before you die, the same thing happens. If I dream, it's always lucid. It's crazy. I wasn't prepared for how deep this got. Because that was not... Give me a warning.

I'm telling you, man. But it makes sense, right? But it makes sense because I, you know, get a lot of like parenting stuff on Instagram comes up. It's like, you know, don't do this to your children. You know, everyone's telling you how to parent. And one of them is talking about, and it's changed my perspective ever since. And I cannot unhear this about getting angry with your children for wanting them to go to sleep.

And it says, could you imagine if someone was forcing you to pass out? And I was like, as an adult, I was like, I wouldn't want to just pass out. And they're like, that's what you're doing to your child. And you're mad at them for not wanting to become incoherent. And I was like, that's so right. Because children experience life much different than we do. We go to sleep because we're tired. And imagine as a child, it's like, pass out. Go pass out by yourself in your bed. And I'm like,

Anytime my child's like, you want to cuddle? I'm like, yes, let me hold you. But I also think it's a catch 22 because I feel like you're also teaching children boundaries and you're also teaching them a schedule.

you know? So it's like, if you want me there while you fall asleep, I'll be there. Right. And then I'm going to bounce once you're out. Yeah. But you have to teach kids a schedule. Cause if not, and you have, Oh no, schedule is fine. I just meant like, I always like, didn't realize like the, the concept of sleep for a child. When they're trying to tell him to go take a nap or something. Yeah. I could totally see that. That's so wild to me. Like I always had to remind my husband with our kids. I'm like, you remember this is the first time they're lifing. Yeah. And he's like, Oh,

This is not the first time Liv has life. Cash for sure. Cash is a new soul. Liv is not. Liv is an 85 year old. Alien. She has to be. She's very deep. Bailey, how's your relationship with your brother Noah? Are you guys close?

we're as close as people eight years apart can be yeah i mean he's still a baby but he's a baby he's getting cool he's half of me in height literally yeah he's getting cooler though yeah you know he's cool like i love my brother he's so smart there's not much a relationship to be had between a 16 year old girl and an eight year old boy yeah yeah for sure he's super he's super smart but he's and i love that little guy he thinks i hung the moon it's the cutest thing ever no he loves his sister and i love kids i mean i love

I love working with kids. It's my favorite thing ever. We were on the bus, and I was like, yeah, Bailey's going to be here. And he goes, Bailey's here?

And like got so excited. It was the cutest thing. He's so cute. No, he's, you guys, you guys cannot deny DNA. You guys are all fucking made to go. It's go, go, go, go. You, him, your dad. It's exhausting. Yeah. I just let you guys go. I'm like, go. You said it's exhausting. Everybody go. Cause I'm the complete opposite. I like to just, I like to marinate and take my time. What a good word to say. You like to marinate. That explains you so well. I like to marinate.

Listen, stick a fork in me. I'm done. Okay, baby. I like to just fucking kick it and kick back. I'm like Bill. Well, Bill was, Bill was go, go, go to, you know, he's like real calm and like, just yeah. Not in a rush for not in a rush. Yeah. That's me too. Except for when I have to be in a rush and then I'm like, we gotta go. Oh, that was falling apart. No, you're zero to a hundred real quick. Yeah. Yeah. Um,

Bailey, what is your advice you can give my 15-year-old daughter who has been literally struggling with so many things that you have? Mental health, a short stint with vapes and drinking and smoking weed, and she is bullied because she's 5'6 and 175 pounds. They call her fat, but she isn't fat. She's thick with beautiful curves that I'm jealous of. I tell her every day how amazing she is, but she doesn't believe me. I feel so defeated and lost like I can't help her. What can I do? Okay, look.

There isn't a piece of advice that's going to fix anything for anybody. There isn't a single thing I can say that works for me. That's going to work for somebody else because you know how much advice I got that didn't do anything. Throw something at the wall until it sticks is really one piece of advice I got, but also, and I really, I really just at this point in my life, four months ago, something in like 15, 16, 17 year old girl brain is just going to flip and you're just going to stop caring because

And not in the bad way. You're going to care about the important things. You're going to care about your future. You're going to care about what actually matters, but everything else is gone with the wind. Yeah. So I would just say, get yourself to a point that you can flip that switch and focus on yourself and focus on what matters. Cause there's only a couple more years you have left to actually kind of figure out what you want before you have to like step into what you want. So I don't know, just wait, just wait it out. And I know it sounds like a really terrible piece of advice, but,

But wait it out because at some point that flip's going to switch. That switch is going to flip. I can't use words. And you're going to realize that you're the only person that has to live with yourself. And you've got to do what's right for you. And I also think as a parent, just reassurance.

I think with Bailey, I had to really learn to kind of let her come to me with like I would go to her and be like, OK, we're going to have a meal plan and we're going to eat like this and we're going to do this and we're going to exercise. And she would feel like I was calling her fat or like.

I would hurt her feelings because I was totally, and that was as a parent, that wasn't my intention. But now Bailey, I'll, I leave her alone and just let her do whatever. And she'll come to me and be like, all right, mom, I'm meal prepping. I'm going to work out. Can you help me with my macros? Or can you help me with, you know, like when she comes to me,

for advice now and I think that you just kind of as a parent you have to back off but just always let them know that you think they're beautiful and that they're you're supporting her decision yes exactly and you don't you don't I know as parents we want to just go and like save them and be like no yeah you can't solve our problems right most of our problems

are made by ourselves they need to be entangled by ourselves. So I think just being like her strong support system anytime she comes to you and you know wants to vent just listen to her don't give her your two cents I've learned to do that with Bailey too. Sometimes just people want to be heard. Yeah if I don't ask please don't tell me how you feel

about it. Oh my gosh. I'm the worst about giving advice when people talk. Cause I'm like, well, let's fix your problem. Cause I'm a fixer and I don't mean it by offense. And it was, took me a long time to realize some people just want to be hurt. And I think also because I'm also like a fixer type person with other people, but I've had to train myself because I like, I will figure out a way to solve my problem if I just talk it through. I like, and I have, I have to talk it through with myself, but sometimes being able to like

say it to somebody it like oh my god I can just do this and it fixes it but if somebody else can be advised I feel like it's just overwhelming unless I like come and I'm like hey can you tell me what to do in this yeah yeah and I've also learned as a parent to say do you want my advice and then she'll be like yes and I'll be like okay here this is what we're gonna do yes or I'm like honestly not in the place for right now and I'll be like all right later yeah and I'll be like all right cool and then we just go about our business yeah it's it's a learning curve teenagers are fucking really difficult yeah

Being a bonus mom myself, I'm all about giving the bonus parents their flowers. What do you admire and appreciate most about Bunny? What is one thing you want other people to know about her? How have the last three to four years impacted your life? Okay. That was so many questions. That was a lot. You said, tell me all about me. Yeah. Repeat the first question. I didn't know I was going to say that. Okay. Okay.

I feel like there's a moth in this light or something. A moth? There's something in this light and it's tripping me out. Did you know that moths eat flesh? Anyway. What do I admire most about Bunny? You are one of the most like...

hard-working driven people i've ever met in my life and i love it you're very like when i want it i'm gonna get it period like there's no ifs and or buts about it like my favorite thing ever accurate thank you um something i want people to know about bunny bunny is very open about her dog being her favorite human favorite her favorite child um and it's created a lot of abandonment issues for me because

get the fuck out of here because i feel that chachi doesn't deserve the love i deserve and i feel like he gets it ever i just want y'all to know bunny bunny picks a favorite it's the favorite it's chachi chachi over everybody fuck the world literally literally

Put that on the shirt, please. I love that. And then how has the past three to four years in your life affected you? Well, it's affected... Like, the last three... That's just a crazy time frame of my life. The question that the person who wrote that is asking...

How has the last three years of you, of you guys' incline affected me? And it's just kind of affected the way that I live life and function on a daily basis. It's, I can't list something that has changed because it's changed everything. Yeah. You're living a whole new life. And also I've gone from being 12 to 16 and I've learned a lot about myself and I've had that personal journey and I've had this public journey. It's been crazy. So I don't think I can, everything changed.

humanly possible has changed in the last four years yeah yeah bailey are we ever gonna see you back on tiktok no uh no probably at some point um i'm sure i'll be back on there making the same weird funny crazy tiktoks i was before i would love to see a 16 year old bailey on tiktok oh my god i'd be hilarious what do what's so funny it's because i don't know what a 16 year old tiktoks look like

What do your friends do on TikTok? Do they do the dances? Do they do skits? I think a lot of TikTok is out of the dance era. I think there's still a portion of TikTok that will always kind of have a dance. And we do when we're dressed up and we're out. And it's like, oh my God. But it's not really dancing. It's just like, you know. Other than that, mostly I would just say skits and...

Lots of voiceover? Lots of voiceovers, lots of get ready with me's, lots of sounds. Not a lot of original content or anything? No, not really. Is that a millennial thing? They're not smart. For what it's worth, I've been rooting for her to get back on social media for like a year now. You really have? I've been going to bat for her. Listen, when I come in, I'm coming in hot. Let me warn you. It's going to be wild. It's her daddy we're having to convince.

Daddy has laid the smack down. What do you do to relax and collect yourself when times get hard? Lay on the floor.

Yeah, I've seen you do that before. I mean, that's the truth. I lay on the floor. I don't know why, but for some reason, being horizontal on something cold is just the best feeling ever. Yeah. I lay on the floor. Maybe it's a stimulation thing. I think so. I feel like there's like ground people and then there's furniture people because Jason's a ground person. I'm a furniture person. I'm a furniture person. You won't catch me on the ground floor. No, I'm always on the floor. I get on the floor and my kids are like, Mom's on the floor, guys. Ah!

I swear. No, I'm always on. You can ask mom. She'll walk around the house and I was like, your

You're on the floor. You're on the floor. You won't choose to sit in a chair. You choose to sit on the floor. There will be an empty piece of furniture and Bailey's on the floor. Yeah, it's weird. Can't do it. This isn't a question, but I got to meet Bailey in Louisville and I just want her to know how sweet, mature, beautiful, and a pure pleasure it was to meet her. I loved her being on the podcast before and could relate myself. I'm excited for her to be on again. Love you, Bailey.

Love you guys. This was sweet. Bailey, I would love to know what you think is your greatest strength and what is your weakness? I feel like two things about me that are both my greatest strengths and my greatest weaknesses, if this is going to make sense. Oh, yeah. I am very open-minded and I'm very manipulative. And I think that both of those things are strengths and that both of those things are weaknesses. Perfect for a lawyer. Yeah.

Exactly. Wow. That was a good one. Yeah. Yeah. Very self-aware. I love it. But you're also a Gemini, so I think you're just manipulative by nature. Yeah. And it can be a very good thing and it can be a very bad thing. It really depends on how you use it. No, I get it. I'm going to use it. I manipulated men my entire life. So it's just something that some are just born with it. You know, what is your dream job?

These are a bunch of questions here. Good Lord. This person wrote like so many questions in a row. Okay. Hold on. Let's start with one by one. Okay. Dream job. Um,

Maybe not as a career. Like right now, if you could go out and get a job right now. If I could just go out and get a job right now. What are we doing? Which, by the way, the kid loves working. I really do. He's doing fucking chores. I've always loved working. But if you give her a job, she'll fucking do it. Because there's a schedule. Yeah. She's a sucker for a schedule. Yeah. I love a good schedule. Even though she fought me on her schedule her entire life. I would go. I want to be one of those people that hold snakes on the street and scare people.

That's what I want to be. Where did you see this? Have you never been to LA or New York where they have the giant snakes where they walk around and they're like, hey. I want to be one of those guys. Is that even a job? That's your kid. In my head, I look like the Tiger King.

I have like chains on. I have like an open like. And he's trying to get on the podcast nonstop. Oh, I love it. Is he out? Let's do it. Is he out? I want to be there. No. Still in jail. But we could for like the true crime, we could go. I didn't know his life right now. That's weird. Yeah, he's alive. He's alive and well. He's kicking it. All right. Great answer. Okay. Next question. What's your favorite food? Steak.

Yeah. You love a good steak. She likes it bloody. Oh, I want it mooing. I have no idea. We need to figure out your blood type. I found out my blood type is like the reason I love red meat so much. And I hate chicken. What is it? My chicken is a no and red blood type B. Yeah. B positive. I'm A, B positive. I don't know what I am. I'll check later. Yeah. We need to check your blood type. Something you want to accomplish in the next five years.

getting admitted to Columbia. Let's fucking go. Favorite musician or band? Jelly Roll. No comment. We came on Pandora yesterday at the wedding. We were like, skip. I was like, get out of here. Love you. Love you, honey. Gotta go. I don't know. It changes all the time. I'd say today I'm feeling...

Feeling very Eminem-y today. Oh. Yeah. Is your period about to start? I go to those phases. No, it's over, actually. Aggressive. Ovulation. That's exactly. I get aggressive sometimes during ovulation, too. Yeah. Hardest hurdle you had to get over, and how did you overcome that? Please listen to the last podcast. Yeah, absolutely. That's my answer. Sums it up. If you could be any animal, what would it be? Chauncey said you could feel all the love. What's up?

Oh, stop it. I hate both of you. I want to be a seal. I want to be a dog of the sea. A little sea puppy. A little sea puppy, baby. They're like really aggressive too. No, I want to be the famous animal I know.

Bussy the bus dog. Oh, fucking please. In case y'all were wondering, the Bussy Chachi drama is real. And I understand that I'm in Chachi's camp, but I'm coming and firing. Bussy the bus dog, please. The best dog that has ever lived. Oh, yeah. He just peed in the house. He's going to make America great again. I just had to clean up fucking pee again because he peed in the fucking house. Oh, you want to talk about peeing in the house? Pee to the bottle sweet. Croachy, every corner of every wall in our house is Chachi stained. No, it's not. Okay.

no lies no it's not he peed in the bridal suite he did he did in fact how do you know it was him because the other one was wearing a diaper no his diaper came off and i had to put his diaper back on and i cleaned up numerous spots from villain he's old i know and also we know the difference between a chachi pee and a villain pee it wasn't a chachi pee it was a chachi pee it was big no i don't believe it

If you could meet any person dead or alive, who would it be? Oh, that's a great question. Dead or alive. I needed that intro. We're just letting you have your own. Sorry. I love it. Great question. I don't know. There's a lot of answers. Let me pick a non-controversial one. Amy Winehouse. Ooh. I have a lot of questions for her. Yeah. She's a good. She's polarizing. A lot of questions. What about you?

What about you? Dead or alive? Oh man, I don't fucking know. Probably Jesus and Mary Magdalene. I want to meet Mary Magdalene. I want to know the truth. Like, were you really married to Jesus? Were you really a disciple? Why did they get rid of your book in the Bible? That's a way better answer than Amy Winehouse. No, it's not. In case anybody was wondering. No way. No, I love Amy Winehouse. If you could pick one favorite piece from Bunny's Closet, what would you choose?

Can we talk about the fact that Bunny's Closet doesn't stay as Bunny's Closet once she wears it? She doesn't wear it again. So it's just constantly new stuff. It's constant. It's like a revolving door. I clean my closet out probably twice a year. And every time I clean it out, that kid gets first dibs. Whatever she wants. You don't have like a piece.

No. In there. Okay. What about one of her red carpet looks? I don't do designer clothes. No, exactly. So you don't hold on to things forever. Yeah, I don't have pieces. I have like, you know, like this clothes. Yeah, what about a red carpet look? Ooh, the Grammy red carpet look.

Yeah. God, it was my favorite thing ever. You were beautiful. Does it include the diaper? Gorgeous. Yes. With the diaper? With the diaper. So it into the diaper. I love you. I appreciate that because I feel like that was my worst. That was beautiful. I was so swollen. You look beautiful. It was crazy. I got rained on. Didn't we all? One thing older generations should know about your generation.

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So every time that we tell you we're not, we are. Every time we make it. So you guys aren't a bunch of smart asses? It's just real? It's just true. Son of a bitch. Every time we make a joke. I don't think I was prepared for that. Mimi's face. Every time we make a joke or a comment, we mean every word of it, you guys. You guys make fun of millennials all the time. We know.

Put away your eight foot tall Uggs I feel like Gen Z is way less sensitive Than millennials or am I wrong? Gen Z is less sensitive? For sure Oh yeah we're definitely less Because we're mean to each other We're not just mean to you guys And we're way meaner to each other than we are to y'all Oh I know I hear about all your shit at school Yeah so like we have honestly really tough skin When it comes to stuff like that Because we just don't care But we'll fire back That's something that a lot of other generations won't Is fire back

Bailey, how does it feel being able to drive yourself now?

being able to drive and go by yourself i love driving driving such like a therapeutic thing for me you do love driving i love driving i think i honestly i think i get it from my dad i'm such a driver yeah just don't let her drive a golf cart yeah you know what she made our maui lose a tooth no i was 12 the castle was rough no it was not yeah we took those corners you full speed she's like i'm not the one who ran us into ditches eight times that was hayley who the hayley drive

I did once, and then I didn't the rest of the time. I don't even like being in the car with Haley. It's scary. Where is Haley, BTW? She went to go tan before we leave. Like, she's not tan enough? It's like a two-hour ritual for her to tan. It's a whole thing. She does a scrub. She washes her hair. Has to shave. Shaves her whole body. Washes her hair. I've never heard of anybody washing their hair before they go spray tanning. Before they tan. It's the weirdest thing to me. Well, because she doesn't wash the tan off. So it's like...

It's like at least 24 plus hours before. I could never sleep in fucking spray tan. Yeah, what happened to your last spray tan, Bailey? That was sinful. It was so disgusting. Bro, she had a fucking mustache. It was so bad. Did you get the dookie tan? Yes, because I still had some of my self tan on. Part of it was coming off. And then I'm autistic and can't stand up straight in a...

spray tan booth apparently. So I was standing there and it's like, it goes one, two, three, and then you turn around for four. Well, I got distracted thinking about squirrels or something. I was thinking about that squirrel episode of Rick and Morty where all the squirrels try to eat Rick and Morty. So I got distracted and I was sitting there and I was like, one, two, three,

three and then i zoned back in and i was like oh my god so i double tanned half my body and i also got a double dark with no tint no hydration you were very dark last time i remember yes i said wow i was giving ariana grande it was dark okay i got so mad he's like why does she not wash that off i'm like honey once that spray tan's on you can't wash no like it was not coming it was dark tell him to get over it okay

God. The judgment. You know your daddy is the most judgmental human on earth. He really is. No, it's so funny. Yeah. My...

It's funny. We're not going to shit talk, daddy. Let me tell you something. If there's an opinion to be had, Jason DeFord has it. He's got three. Okay. And he don't care about hurting nobody's feelings. How's your mental health going? I'm great. I'm really good. Yeah. Like I'm honestly really good. She said, I just found out that my 12 year old is cutting. So any advice for me from your perspective would be nice. Take action.

away access to objects in a non-obvious way. Because if we don't, if there's not something that you can immediately see that you're like, I can use that, then you're not going to use it. But if it's obvious that stuff's been taken, you're going to find a way. So as for that, that's a piece I would say. And then don't get angry.

That's the biggest mistake you can make is because like that, that, and I get that it's a lot of times reactive. A lot of it's times is out of fear or just being upset that people get angry, but getting angry with your child for cutting themselves like that isn't going to do anything to make them do it more. Yeah. Cause you just can't get angry. You have to be compassionate and you can't, you can't make them feel like you're throwing them under the bus. Cause that's like, that's a big, that's a dark, shameful secret for people to have.

And for somebody that you love and care about so much to find out about it, it's a very shocking experience for both of you. Be graceful with each other. I've heard that some kids don't even use sharp things. They'll do like erasers on their skin. Like it's bad. Yeah, I know. I've used pencil, like the springs from pens. Yeah, I mean, you can use anything. Literally, but...

what i said what i'm what i was saying that was like you like if i like when i was a cutter like if i didn't see like a knife and i wasn't if i was kind of thinking about it and i saw a sharp object i was like oh it's a sign how do you feel about being a cutter now that you sliced your arm open oh my god it actually actually like for real in that moment sent me spiraling because i like was like

Holy shit, drama, flashbacks. And then I was like, fine again. Yeah. But when I, dude, for real, when I sliced my arm open, the first thing I thought about was, holy shit, how did I used to cut myself? I can't handle this. Yeah. Like, I really thought about it. I was like, I don't know how I did that. Like, I like, like, I look at like, the ones on my leg, like, the scars on my legs are a lot deeper than the one on my arm because I was a lot more scared of hitting a vein. But like, yeah, I was like, I can't. Yeah.

I'm glad we're through that child. All right. One last question and then we're going to get out of here because we got to go hop back on tour. My question for Bailey would be, how do you feel about the potential of getting a new brother or sister? I know your parents have been seeing doctors and talking about expanding the family, expanding the family. Should we be honest about how we felt at first? We can go. You want me to? Yeah. I don't care. It's up to you. Yeah. I don't care.

Um, at first I was super anti-child and I have a lot of, I have a lot of reasons, some selfish, some not. Um, at first I was, it was kind of, but also I didn't find out necessarily the way I wanted to. Like, it was kind of just like, uh, Hey, we're probably going to have a kid. And I was like, um, yeah.

I just, and I current, I wasn't the happiest about it. I'm out of state with it now that I am supportive of whatever decision you and my father make. And however you go about this. And I really hope the best for it. Do I have a lot of concerns about it? Yes. Do I worry about you and dad's,

ability to balance a baby and our lifestyle i do i think having an eight-year-old at that level was different having a 16 year old at where we are now is different yeah than having a kid no for having a baby baby that's a whole different step and i don't think that you guys can't handle it that's not to say you're not capable because i truly think you are capable of having a baby at any point in your life i just think it's very it's a very nuanced situation yeah um

Yeah, no, that's it. Then that scares me too. That's always been a big question with me is like, dude, we are so on the go. And daddy's like, we're just bring the kid with us. And I'm like, it's not that easy, baby. It's just not, it's just not that easy. You know, it's easier said than done for sure. I choose to not bring my children to many situations because it is so overwhelming. It's, it's a lot for people by age, people y'all's age. Yeah. I couldn't imagine putting a baby, adding a baby and adding a baby into what it's already as chaotic as our lives is. Yeah. Yeah.

Sounds wild. No, it's a lot. Daddy and I have been chewing on the idea too. We're still chewing on it. It's a very big decision. It's a very huge life altering decision. That is someone's life and that's your life. So it's just like we want to do it. But either way, I'll support and I'll be a big sister regardless. I do my due diligence. I love it. I love it, kiddo. Is there anything you want to talk about before we go?

I had something and then I forgot. Oh, okay. So remember how I was talking about the squirrel episode of Rick and Morty? Yes. Okay. So... Mimi's face. So I have a question for you guys. Do you think squirrels, or I guess any other animal, it doesn't have to be as specific as squirrels, run the government? What? Because...

What are you talking about? I think birds aren't real. What? Can we just have this conversation for a minute? Because I have... I think majority of birds are not real. I have so many things I could say. I feel like they are... What do you think about pigeons? Like New York pigeons? Yeah. I've heard of that. I've heard that. They have eyes. No, I think they're on the power lines to recharge.

It's a recharge. I think squirrels were in our government. I don't. I'm thoroughly convinced. I 100% could see it happening like Willy Wonka where they're all sitting around typing on their little computers. I know they're not little computers and they're nuts in that video, but yeah, no. I completely get it. Did you hear about the squirrel that got euthanized? It was famous on TikTok and everything. It's been famous. It's like they've had this squirrel for seven years and the New York authorities came in, took it, euthanized it.

The internet is up in arms over this squirrel. I can't wait to live in New York. What a beautiful city. That's not beautiful. That is wild. They literally came into these people's homes, raided it, and then took their squirrel and euthanized it. Yeah, I think that's terrible. Maybe it ran the government. Maybe it was a Russian government squirrel.

This guy had the pet for seven years and a raccoon, a pet raccoon, and they took both of them and fucking euthanized them. It was not right with the government. That's really sad. Yeah.

- That was an abuse of power for sure. - Abuse of power 100%. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's also kind of a weird thing to do. Like for New York to kind of take the time out of its day to be like, "All right, we're gonna send this squad car." - They were big on social media. - They were big on social media and like what people like to do is ruin beautiful things and people on ice started calling the government and like the wildlife endangerment places

I had a pigeon and a raccoon. Yeah. No, a squirrel. And the squirrel was so healthy and cute. And like, Oh, I'll show you. Yeah. I mean, this was like, this was like their Chachi, you know, and it's really fucked up. They shouldn't have done it.

We don't need any more Chachis. Oh, we need 10 more. I'm going to fucking clone Chachi. Not cloning that dog. Oh my God, I love his little cowboy hat. Cloning the Chachi. He's so sweet. You know what I think is actually real? Look at his cowboy hat. I know. Sweet boy. Sweet boy. I love him. Can we get Chachi a cowboy hat? Yes. All right, tell everybody goodbye. Sign us out, baby. Oh.

Bye. Thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of Dumb Blonde. I'll see you guys next week. Bye. Bye.

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