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What's up you sexy motherfuckers? We are back baby! We are nearing the end of the season and I'm kind of excited about it because next season is going to be fun but today on the podcast we're doing a Q&A and I've got none other than fucking my little ride or dies, Meemer Lou and Haley and

Not Bailey. Haley. My makeup artist. For some reason, you guys seem to think that Mimi and Haley are my kid, and they are not. Nope. They're grown women who have their own fucking lives going on. Jelly's not our father. Yeah. I mean, we can all call Jelly Daddy, though. That's weird.

Alright. What's up guys? What are you doing? Yeah, just chilling. About to eat some salad. Oh, I can't wait. I haven't had a chopped salad in so long. I love chopped. I am ready to just fucking shit my brains out. Every time I eat a salad, it makes me poop and it just fucking feels so good. Okay. It's grass. Grass.

It's the grass that does it. Haley, a lot of people were saying that they hope you talk more this episode and you come out of your shell. We're going to explain that. They just said that I was going to be on the podcast and I had no clue we're talking about a serial killer.

from a movie that I did not watch. Never mind that she had been in the conversations and in the room numerous fucking times. I don't remember that. You were. So I just sat there quietly. I was just like, I want to jump out, but I don't know what to say. Just the jelly to my peanut butter. Haley is in her own little world always. Yeah, the daily Haley. What are you doing, Mimi? How are you feeling? I feel like a 50-year-old lady who smoked palm oils for the past 30 years. Same, we're both...

I'm rough, man. Tennessee weather sucks. Yeah. Jay was saying that because we had flown to the West Coast and like he was feeling great. Everything was fine. As soon as we got home, boom, sinusitis fucking feels like shit. Yeah, because it's 40 degrees one day and 90 the next. Yeah. No, he's been having a really hard time with it. And I fucking thought I was...

fucking having an aneurysm the other day because my sinuses were so bad it was in your eye i've never felt pain like that before it was behind my eye on the side of my eye fucking in my temple like it was like singled out pain which was really fucking weird jason said because he's struggling with it too it's the top of his head and he can't tell if it's us from coughing so much he pulled a muscle in his skull or what oh fuck dude i hate that when i was sick with fucking tuberculosis it felt like the other fucking few months ago i

I was so sick. If it wasn't COVID, I don't know what the fuck it was. It was fucking six weeks long that I was sick and I was coughing so much that my ribs felt bruised. That's what he said. His chest. Yeah. It's the worst feeling in the world. Yeah. I think it's a new strain. Guess what today is. Today is the anniversary of me getting my implants out.

No shit. Yeah, it's been four years. Four years? Yeah. A lot of people want me to touch base on my explant journey, so I figured why not we could dive into it a little bit because Mimi, you were there for that too. I was. Yeah, it was the first time I bonded with Jay. We went to lunch together at some, I don't know, breakfast spot and he just sat there quietly and I sat there quietly. Yeah.

That's bonding with my husband. And then he'd pick up his phone every once in a while. But he was really nervous. Like the whole time that you were in surgery, I've never seen it. And now knowing him a lot better than I did back then, he was so nervous. He sat there and his leg was just shaking the whole time. He kept like, every time someone would walk out, he'd like look back and see if it was your doctor. It was really sweet. Oh yeah. So, okay. Um, I had my tits done in 2006 and, um,

I remember going into the doctor and I wanted my boobs done. And because I got my boobs done because I caught one of my boyfriends watching porn and it was like these big titty fucking blondes. And I was like,

Well, I want to be what he wants. Women never get your fucking tits done to ever make a man want you more ever. If I could teach you guys anything in my fucking wise years, it's fuck these dudes. Do it for yourself. If you want to fucking get your boobs done because you want that cleavage and you want to that look, do it for yourself. Don't do it because a man made you feel like you're less than now. So anyways, I got my boobs done in 2006.

And I remember whenever I was going in to get my boobs done, the doctor fucking gave me that twilight shot.

You fucking feel glorious. What is a twilight shot? I don't know. It's like Valium fucking, like it's just a bunch of shit that just makes you fucking feel so good. Like it is the best feeling. Yeah, no, it's like, but you feel great. Like you are ready to party. Like it is a fucking blast in a glass. Let me tell you. And I was so lit that I looked at the doctor. I grabbed him by a scruff and I was like, Hey. And he's like, yeah. And I'm like, pump them up.

As soon as I go in, right? So I had started out with like a small B and I was going to a D. I ended up coming out a double D. My tits were huge. Those were only double Ds. Those were double Ds. But...

We'll get to that. So they were double D's. They were big D's when I first started. And then after the first year, when you get your boobs done, women always need. And I'm just really trying to put you guys up on game here. I'm not trying to sway your decision on fake boobs at all. But when you first get your boobs, they are beautiful. They're perky. They're everything that you want. Well, as you age and as you gain weight, so do your tits.

So and a lot of women don't realize that your boobs come in later on in life. So like my mom, when I told her I got my boobs done, she's like, huh? Still waiting. Yeah. So my mom told me she's like, just wait. When you're older, your boobs are going to get fuller. And that's just because, you know, fat accumulates on the body and stuff like that. And I didn't believe her. Well, fucking fast forward to 10 years. My tits grew to a size E.

Your tittles were huge. They were so big. They made me look matronly. They were fucking huge. It got to the point where like I couldn't even wear t-shirts without looking fat because my fucking shirts would stick out this far. I remember your before and after looked like you had like a weight loss surgery. Yeah. Almost. You were so, you went from like

these ginormous titties to looking like a petite human. Yeah. Well, I love that. I don't know if me and petite ever go on the same sentence, but yeah,

But yeah, so my tits fucking grew. But then also I started getting the worst fucking pain. And my I think it was my left one. I can't remember my left one and my left tit. You could you couldn't touch it. There was like lumps inside of it. I didn't know what was going on. And my left tit was like twice, two to three times bigger than my right. It was under your armpit and around. Yeah. How big it would get.

Yeah, no, it would like swell up some days. Like if you if you if I showed my under boob, you would see like my tit was bigger on one side. Like it was a picture one time in Vegas. And you're like, I know this is weird, but does one tit look bigger than the other? And I was like,

Um, significantly. And it was around your period every time. Yeah. And, but, but I was in pain 24 seven. I never had back pain. I've never understood when the girls say that they get their boobs done and they have back pain because I'm like, I never, I'm built like a fucking linebacker. So fucking, I never had the back pain. Thank God. But I did get the fucking tip pain. We'll come to find out. And also, you know, BII is a huge thing. And I,

I don't ever like to say that I had breast implant illness, but I had a lot of shit going on that is under the umbrella of breast implant illness. I was never diagnosed with it, but I mean like my anxiety was out of control, fatigue, couldn't lose weight. Like there was so many things that were going on. So there were so many factors and I just hated the way I looked too. And I was just like, you know what? I want small perky titties again. That's what I'm doing. Point blank period. And I can't stand this pain anymore. Um,

So I got them explanted by Dr. Tarola in Murfreesboro in Tennessee. He's fucking amazing. If you're going to explant ladies, the best advice I could give you is go to a microsurgeon because you will have, your scars will be extremely minimal. Like I have scarring, but you can barely see it. Like you can see it around my nipples, which I'm getting them tattooed slowly. But other than that,

I don't have those big ankle scars that look like anchor. I don't have those big anchor scars that look like, you know, the hooks and stuff like that. Cause I've seen some. Oh, it's rough. Yeah. And those women, I feel my heart breaks for them because, you know, they didn't go to a microsurgeon, but, um, I got, um, my implants taken out and I got a lift. So now they, I never had fat transfer to my tits yet, but I might, you know, in the future, I'm definitely not above that, but yeah.

It's the best thing I ever did. I love the way fake tits look. I think they're gorgeous. Want to fucking suck on them when I see them. But for me, I think just having natural perky boobies is the way to go. So somebody had asked me that question. I was like, you know what? Explain what happened to one. Like why you had that pain when he opened you up.

So we come to find out, I posted this picture too, and I'll give it to Jason to put in the podcast on the screen so you guys can see it. My implant somehow folded in half inside of my body and...

scar tissue started growing around the implant because your body is automatically going to protect yourself protect you no matter if it's helpful or not so the scar tissue ended up I ended up being in surgery an extra hour because the scar tissue was almost bigger than the implant yeah it was like he said like a plate size of a plate it looked like a huge lobster claw yeah of just

And the scar tissue was making me sick. That's what was making me not feel good. You were constantly, like your body was constantly trying to fight that implant. Literally. It was so bad. So, you know, just so you guys know, before you get breast implants, there's always that to take into consideration. And then you found the implants like what a year later and they had all grown mold on the inside.

Yep. I had a fucking TikTok that went viral because I had left my implant in like a drawer and I pulled them out and there was just mold floating around in them. It was so gross, which of course it's outside of the body. But imagine if...

That can happen outside of the body. What can happen inside your body? And mine were saline. They weren't silicone. So yeah. So just wanted to dive into that. Sorry. I took up a good, you know, chunk of the intro, but I've never really talked about it other than I do have vlogs on my YouTube bunny XO YouTube. If you go and search around like 2019, I have like why I'm getting my intro.

implants out. I have the day of the surgery. You guys will see Mimi in that vlog too. And, um, that's, you were recording that vlog back then. Yeah. I made that whole vlog. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's crazy to think back to that time, how far we've grown. Insane. It's fucking insane. It's been a long ride guys. Yeah. That's like a number one asked question. It's like, how did we meet? Yeah. How did we become the threesome that we are? The three best friends that anybody ever had. Yeah.

The threesome. The menagerie. I like it. I'll let you guys kick it off because I just did a whole fucking spiel. But how did we meet? We definitely talked about this before. You met first. So you tell. Yeah. No. Everyone asks. I'm not joking. I was even on live this morning. People were like, how did you meet Bunny? I tell everyone I slid in her DMs. She did. And if you're trying to get the pussy. Yeah.

If you go on one of the episodes of Meet the D-Ford, me and Haley actually go through like our whole journey of how we met and we find the original post. But I did comment on a post

like selfie i think of you and i was like i really want to do your hair yeah i scrolled all the way back and i was like i really want to do your hair and so then we began dming so i like to say isolating your dms and she sent me bailey and she was like i'm gonna i'm gonna make you do bailey's hair which was like bailey was eight years old at the time um and she wanted to like completely transform her hair into like greens blues and pinks yep and as i was doing it

Jay FaceTimes her and he was like, so we can just take it out right after and she'll look exactly the same, right? And I was like...

Yeah, we had to like really talk Jay into that because she was eight and he just wasn't into hair color then at that time. And it's been crazy ever since that child has gone through every hair color you could possibly imagine. She wants to do an undercut now. I'm like, oh, Lord. I'm like, you know, I'd use it, though. She gets she's got curly hair. And if people don't like really get in there and like detangle the shit out of their hair, it still happens to me. I get those little dreadlocks underneath and it hurts.

hurts. I just don't like undercuts because I'm a texture person and I don't like that. She's got enough hair for it. Oh, it'll grow back fast. And then after I did Bailey, she was like, oh, you don't suck. So I'm making an appointment with you. And it's been...

love ever since i think uh what one thing i loved about mimi too was she was from the west coast so that really was i think that's what we initially like bonded over yeah i was like hey i'm also i'm not actually from here and you're like thank god yeah i'm like these tennessee bitches are fucking crazy when it came to me her bangs were about this big and she was wearing a bang clip-in it was a two inch

clip in that she kept in her purse. Yeah. Listen, you gotta admit, for as bad as my hair was, it always looked fabulous. Always. Yeah. I was... Listen, I am the definition of fake it till you make it. Bro. And then she was like, hey, um...

I don't want to come to your salon anymore. Can you just come to my house? And I was like done. And then you invited me to a photo shoot with, um, I don't know, a photographer one time at your house. Well, we had started working together. Um, you know, once you started doing my hair, then we started branching off kind of doing photo shoots together and,

And one fucking makeup artist put red lipstick on me and I hated it. It was awful. And I was like, this is not the vibe I'm going for. And we were just in the fucking market for our makeup artists. Cause you were still doing your own. Yeah. In between as we did photo shoots. Yeah. And I was just like, I just need a makeup artist so that we can elevate my pictures to the next level. And yeah,

um i had a videographer we won't say any names but i had a videographer and he was like hey my girl hayley really wants to do your face and i was like okay cool and i went i looked at her profile and i was like oh she's fucking great i was like she doesn't suck so we invite me and mimi invited her to our first photo shoot you slid you slid in my dms i think i scrolled all the way up till i found that first dm yeah what did i say

I don't even remember. Like, hey, I had it screenshotted. I'll find it. Yeah. It was just like, hey, like, I want to do a photo shoot and use you and kind of like go from there and test you out. Yeah. The very test ready. Yeah. Listen, I let everybody know up front, this is not permanent. I will not, never talk to you again if you fuck this up. She really won't.

Yeah, it's so true. We got kicked out of our first photo shoot. The first two. The first two photo shoots, we got kicked out of where we were at. Same guy. It's so funny because people tell me now that my image is too sexual. Like brands will not work with me and designers will not work with me because they say you're too sexual. And I'm just like, did you see me three years ago? Yeah.

That's really... My fucking Instagram, I have more clothes on than I've ever had. I oiled every inch of your body. Every shoe. Oh, yeah. Dude, remember? Every inch. We used to fucking... That oil. We would leave oil marks everywhere. Yeah. One time you did this Pam and then you were like, I'm not ever spraying you with Pam again because you just became...

You know, you're buttery. And I think my hair like, like got all in it. Your hair was like stick and it would just become wet. And so then you got that oil. Yeah. The Patrick Ta shimmering oil. Oh, we love that shit. I still love it. Um, but yeah, so we got kicked out the first two, um, because we were working with a photographer who would lie to us and tell us that he, these were his places. Yeah. That these were his locations and he, they really weren't. And so some lady was like,

Fucking get her vagina off the counter. And I literally was like in a panty and bra set, you know, I'm from Vegas. This is like the only thing I know how to do is pose in lingerie and fucking, you know, bikinis. And still to this day, I will wear a fucking bikini on Saturday.

fucking social media if I want to because nobody else can fucking Brittany Aldean wears a bikini and nobody says oh my god you're a horrible fucking role model for your kids but I wear a bikini and it's like oh this fucking whore is at it again you know shout out Brittany we love you but Jesus Christ it's like come on like they pick and choose who they want to pick on most definitely but I'm gonna rock the bikini no matter fucking what dude that's gonna be you what is it batty winkle

when you get older. Oh, for sure. Love her. Blinged out catsuits when I'm 84 years old. Absolutely. Fucking trolling for Cabana boys. I can't wait. It's going to be so fucking awesome. I'm excited about it.

All right. Well, we got some questions to answer. So we asked the Patreons. Patreon only. This is always exclusive to Patreon. Because we love our Patreon Hoskies and Broskies. And we also started, if you're not in it already, you should be. The top tier Patreon has their own private chat with us. And all three of us are in there talking. So you guys get to have one-on-ones with us. But we asked our Patreons to, you know, Q&A it up. And...

You guys came with some hitters. Okay, let's go. I'll start with the easy. What is Bunny's lip liner combo? Ooh.

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Very upset about that. We had an original and we lost it on the bus. I think it like... That's what I'm wearing. You hid it from me. Okay. So use new truffle and then I use like an... It's like a KKW lip liner, but it's limited edition and you can't get it anymore. So... When that runs out, what are you doing?

Trying to find something else. But for now. Why is it everything we love always gets discontinued? It is fucking. That has been the story of my life. Your favorite perfume. Everything. Everything. Yeah. And then I use Essence Clear Gloss. Literally just clear. She has like a really pretty like natural lip color. So I feel like. It's the same color as my pussy hole. Okay. That'll do it.

That was our text last night when she said that my sauce for my tacos looked like her pussy. I was eating.

I was eating the sauce. Hold on. Before you guys try to paint me like I'm the creep. First of all, okay, the shit the fuck can we send each other all day long in our DMs is like we would get canceled. We would get canceled. At the gates, like in front of Jesus. Yeah. Did you send this? No, literally. So we have this thing where we try to like gross each other out the most.

Is that what it is? That's literally indirectly what it is. The feet in the Crocs the other day and like whatever it was splooted out of the Crocs. Hers is always shitting one. Yeah. Why do you like poop so much? It's on my fucking feed. I don't go searching for it. No, because I'm always sending it to you guys. So that's why. Yeah. Mine is like people getting hurt now. Like...

people working out and something snapping. Oh, I can't deal with that. She fucking jigged the other day. I can't deal with that. I don't know. That's like literally that and like fatal car accidents. Oh my God. People chopping their like arms off. Like that's my Instagram. How?

How is that on Instagram, but I get flagged if I show butt crack? No, there's terrible stuff on Instagram. I don't know how to turn that off, but I kind of like don't want to. Oh my God. You're so sadistic. You sadistic bitch. Anyways, Jenna wants to know what our favorite gum flavor is.

what I'm wearing. I know. I had to ask that question because I knew that Haley was going to come out with this right now. You guys, I'm not even joking. I'll be like, hey Haley, you want some gum? And she'll be like, what color is it? Yeah. It has to be that like neon greenish yellow or like that kind of neon blue because I'm telling you the truth, it makes your teeth look whiter. White gum makes your teeth always look

Like buttery yams. Or like darker. Because white gum, like bright white gum will always look whiter. So I feel like it makes your teeth look less white. Yeah. And everyone's like, how is your teeth so white? And really, it's just my lip combo and gum. And I brush them. I can dig it.

That'll do it. That'll do it. But it's, what brand is that? Extra? Mm-hmm. Extra green or blue. We love that. Yeah. All right, I'm talking to you. Should we talk about your OCD that would go? Oh, bro, you guys, I swear. So she will not, Bunny will not, unless she sees the gum being opened from the original package. I'm not talking. Probably not even then. I'm not even talking about it.

I will literally be like, I just opened this. She'll be like, I didn't watch it. No, I don't. It's just a weird tick. I have also with like, um, water bottle caps. If it doesn't crack, she does a little thing with her thumb right there. Yeah. If it doesn't crack or like the, the seal looks like it's broken. I'm not fucking drinking it. Listen, I did a lot of drugs in my past and I am fucking triggered by a lot of OCD.

Yeah. Is that why? Not the Ritz Carlton selling water to their customers, but the cum in it. Did you repost that? Yes. Yeah. I don't trust people, man. People are fucking weirdos. There's a question. I know I saw this a couple of times about you hugging with your arms up. That has to do with your OCD too. Yes. I am constantly washing my hands. I don't like my hands to feel dirty. I don't shake people's hands and it's not because...

I want, I'm rude or anything. And like, sometimes people will go to shake my hand and I'll go fist bump. Cause if somebody gets their sweat on my hand, I will think about it for hours. Like I will obsess about it. Even after I washed my hands, like I just don't like people's bodily fluids on me. Or if someone spills something on her, which is crazy from an ex hooker, you know, but it's like, I think, you know, I think that's what caused it. Yeah. Because you've already seen what has happened and what can happen versus people that don't.

They don't know what to think forward of, like, what could happen. So the anxiety is not there. Yeah. My OCD also shifts. So, like, I've gotten... Like, now I won't drink out of red Solo cups anymore. I only drink out of glass bottles. Like, there's just, like, little weird... Can we, like...

totally address the fact that people think OCD is just a cleanly thing. No, it's not. That is not what OCD means. Can we please normalize the fact that it is an obsessive compulsive disorder, which means you were obsessing over something specifically. Intrusive thoughts. It has nothing to do with whether your house is clean or not.

Right. That is a form of OCD, but there's so many different forms of OCD. There's drug OCD. Somebody who has a fear of getting drugged, which is what I have. There is one of them that I have. I also am a clean freak, which I've kind of let that go a little bit. Living with my husband, you have to. But there's the cleanliness one. There's sounds. People who get... Or like people that have to turn off a light switch till it feels good. Yeah. Those kind of things. That's a ritual. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Because it's an obsessive, it's an intrusive thought. Yeah. And you have to, until it feels right. Suicidal ideation is a form of OCD. A lot of people don't know that. Um, but when you are constantly thinking about on a loop of, you

you know, I can't stop thinking about suicide or I want to kill myself. Or you think fucking weird thoughts like that is a, an OCD loop. And a lot of people don't know that. So yeah, but yeah, so hugging people, I just, um, I can hug people that I love and that I know and that I trust like Mimi Haley. Like I can hug them. No problem. My husband, of course, Bailey, stuff like that. But people that I don't know, like I, I want to embrace them because I'm a hugger. Um, but I,

That's why I always have my arms covered too. I just can't skin to skin with people I don't know. Yeah. Because it's the obsessive thought afterwards. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Do you want to ask a question? Oh, hold on. Let me get my glasses on. I thought you guys were on a roll. What is the best adventure y'all have been on together? I mean, there's so many. There's so many. I don't know. Every day. We're talking about years. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, there's just, I can't, I'm not one of those people who can single out a certain event. Wait, one that literally made me like kind of forget about everything else and like just felt like we were like fine. Like, I don't know, but at the Nickelback concert.

When we were all just like dancing and like singing together. Like that was just such like a. Core memory. Yeah. That is a core memory. But that's also because none of us were working. That was the first time ever. Yeah. None of us were working and we actually got to just go and be friends. You know, like we're friends and we're super fucking close, but we also work our asses off together, you know? So we never get time to go and just enjoy each other. That was a great time.

Which like typically like we would I would have been like filming you guys. Yeah. You know but like we all were just like phones down like in the moment. Yeah. I loved that. I think 2024 we should work on that. Yeah we should. I didn't realize that until Haley just brought that up but like we are constantly always fucking working. The only time we're together is when we work. Yeah. Which is every fucking day. Yeah.

I feel like also I have like really good core memories with like each of you. Like our Mexico trip. Yeah. Was incredible. You guys went to Mexico? No. Mexico, Florida. Mexico Beach, Florida. Yeah. I'm about to get so mad. We drove through the hills of Vegas. That will always be a core memory for me. Yeah. We were like hanging out at the sunroof and just blasting our favorite song on repeat. What about when you guys went to fucking Harry Potter World? Oh.

Oh my God. So I know I made a TikTok that like went a little viral that I was miserable. I was not, you guys. It was a funny TikTok that we made and we laughed the moment that we put it there. I did. I really liked the Butterbeer. I had a really, really great time. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like we've all like had really cool like

core memories together. Me and you bumping Dolph down like Las Vegas strip. Yeah. That was fun. Yeah. It was just me and you. There's always just like little moments but also I feel like we have been in each other's lives for such huge highlights too. Absolutely. You know like the CMT Awards fucking just like

the growth over the past five years with just our brand and just the business and like everything has just been, I think that's what people don't realize is that we've been together since the beginning. Yeah. None of us came into this later on. It was very close that you and I came into her life and that all of this has been built truly and honestly since the beginning. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's crazy. Oh,

I think that's why we all trust each other too. Yeah. Because we know no one's like trying to just like get over. Yeah. I think that's hard now bringing people into our lives because I constantly think like, do you have an alternative? Yeah. Like I still don't trust our videographer. No, no, no offense. Yeah.

Andy, I love you to death. But it's like, I have, you have to put in time around me for me to really trust you. Absolutely. And even like when we were going through our shit with Haley, the dark days last year, like we knew that it was going to be okay. Was I pissed at her? Was she pissed at me? That's literally happened like,

maybe two or three times yeah like we've had actual like fights like that yeah you know but it's always due to lack of communication and once we circle back and we talk about it i think that's with anyone yeah it just makes you stronger so much stronger yeah for sure i think having that open line of communication and it did take those you know a couple times to make that line of communication so much stronger if anything is only in the end going to make us all so much closer our salads are here

Does anybody want to grab him off the porch? Sure. I think the intro to this needs to be her farting and asking... Did we get that on camera? Nice. And asking, how do you feel about that? Oh, God. Crunchy. Uh-uh. Where she goes, crunchy bread? No. You haven't seen the crunchy bread lately? No.

No, I just fucking finally got the I love meat lady meat sticks off of my fucking FYB. I didn't have her. Look who it is. Of course it's going to be on her feed. Because I feel like she says shit like that. I know. I'm like, this lady's going viral for shit I say every day.

All right. Get choked during sex or told how beautiful you are. Choked. How about get choked and told how beautiful you are while you're being choked? I don't give a shit about what I look like. Yeah. Finger down the throat. Spit on me. I love it. Just get fucking disgusting. Bust my lip open. I can't do. I can't do the spit. From somebody whose fucking semen you swallow? Yep. Can't do it. What is the difference? It's different.

don't know one comes out of mouth one comes out of yeah that's exactly what there's dick and mouth i can't do the spit for some reason i do i love it spit on my titties i'll fucking just rub it maybe that but not spit in my mouth yeah i'm not a huge fan of the mouth spit either if it's like yeah i know i can't i spit it all just keep it to yourself

I get just thinking about it. I'm getting real weak. Choke me, spank me, pull my hair, motherfucker. Let's go. Oh my God. Haley, did you find dick on tour? Yep. I was going to say no comment. Yep. She got some dickums. I got to watch. You did not get to watch. Oh, wait a second. What did you watch? Was it in the bunk? The bunk? Okay. All right. I get to be a part of that.

You have to grab my boob too. She was like, give me your hand. Okay, but can we talk about the smelly feet? No one knows who it was. We're not going to say who it was. But all I know is Haley brought a dude on the bus to fucking have some fun time with. And in a bus, you have a very small area that you have to share with other people, right?

And I got up in the middle of the night to get something and

And fucking all I smelled was stankonia. And I'm not talking about my feet. I'm not talking to know it was his. We have been around you for years and never smelled that smell from you. That is not you. Stop fucking taking that for that bullet for him. They can sometimes. No, this was fucking putrid. Okay. And I didn't I text one of you guys and I was like, what is that fucking smell? You put it in a chat. Jesus Christ.

And all I smelled was just fucking dirty feet for the rest of the night. And I'm like, how can you fucking be in a closed coffin smelling that? That's why I don't understand the boys. Like, they have to have really good hygiene because that's a lot of boys. Their bus smells good. Their buses. It's probably because Jack has OCD and cleans like. Religiously. Oh, yeah.

All the time. And he's always lighting candles. Like, I was like, you guys, he lights candles. Jack's very, Jack cooked the other night. Jack is actually a really good cook. Jack's very in touch with his feminine side. And he is like, don't say that. Cut that out. No trouble for that. Leave it. No, absolutely. Fucking leave it. Because you can say that a man is in touch with their feminine side and it not be a fucking insult. I am so tired of the internet, trying to twist everything you say. And I,

when literally he's in touch with his feminine side. He loves to clean. He loves to cook. He lights fucking candles. Men don't do that. So what the fuck else is he in touch with his feminine side? So no, leave it, Jason.

I'm so tired of the internet, dude. Like literally not going to fucking run my shit at all. And I'm not going to change who I am and what things I say just because people fucking want to try to twist it. Jack Fowler is all man, baby. Fucking he is a guitar. He used to be a guitarist for fucking sleeping with sirens. He is married to the hottest bitch named low. He is all man. So, and trust me, he would not fucking care if I said that to him. No,

he's one of the girls remember he literally he says it all the time yeah and my husband is in touch with his feminine side he loves to fucking hang out with girls you ask jelly who he wants to hang out with a room full of dudes or a room full of females he's gonna say i want to hang out with the bitches literally hands down every time there's nothing wrong with that you can still be a man and be in touch with your feminine side there's nothing wrong with it someone wants to know our take on aliens

I believe they're real. I think they probably left this bitch because they saw how ghetto it was. I saw a UFO because I grew up in Vegas. I saw a UFO when I was a little girl. We were driving on the freeway, I-15. I looked up in the fucking sky. There was a huge... It was black. Huge black like...

Was it like what you think of a sphere or was it just a shape or? It looked like almost like a fighter jet, but bigger. Okay. And, but it wasn't a fighter jet because this motherfucker was,

I was like, hey, what is that in the sky? Talking to my parents and it fucking went like it did a zigzag like this and then I'm talking like took off like into you couldn't see it anymore. It was the craziest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. Holy shit. Yeah. And you still remember it so vividly. Oh, absolutely. But Vegas is also very close to Area 51. Yeah. So we've always had like alien activity and like weird shit out there. That's crazy. I definitely believe in it. I feel like also I slightly believe in the fact that like a lot of like

alien stuff that we see is also future yeah you know like people coming back like time travel yeah because you can't tell me in like 3 000 years there's not time travel yeah it's just yeah that kind of thing i also feel like shooting stars are aliens just saying don't ruin my vibe of wishing on a shooting star that if a shooting star is an alien then what's a comet

I'm just saying, I think shooting stars are... I did see one in Hendersonville one time. It was green. And it, like, it was like a flash of light, then it, like, spiraled down, and then disappeared. And I was on the phone with my dad. I love that. He remembers it, too. I love shooting stars. Those are my favorite. Well, I don't... That doesn't look like a shooting star. No. That looks like a... Like, some type of alien shit. It was not a shooting star. I got a shooting star from...

in my wazoo i knew something with your is a an or a vagina vagina oh a whole new meaning yeah what's your least favorite food at thanksgiving dinner fruit salad people still make that barf

I don't like stuffing. Let me guess. You like fruit salad texture. What are we talking about? Fruit salad. Fruit salad is like all the different fruits mixed with fucking whipped cream. And the texture is just absolutely not. I thought you were talking about the jello one. No, the green jello with the fruit in it. I, that's disgusting too. I can't do jellos with fruit in it. It grosses me out so much. Are you serious? The green jello with the fruit in it. I can't do it. I can't do it. Yeah.

I don't like most Thanksgiving food, actually. Really?

Yeah. I love like favorite time of the year. Yeah. I love, see, I don't eat Turkey anymore cause it makes me fucking deathly tired, but I love a good Turkey and fucking a ham and I don't even eat ham. It's in a bowl. So he like makes this mixture every year. It's like Turkey and gravy and Mac salad. Cause my dad makes an amazing macaroni salad. Um, and the stuffing and blah, blah, blah. And then he just mixes it in a bowl, like a casserole and eats it.

You know what my favorite is? Is after Thanksgiving, making the turkey cranberry stuffing sandwiches. Yes. Oh, God. They're so good. So good. So fucking good. That only goes in bacon. It was so good.

Yeah. I'm the, that's an OCD thing too. I'm the reason both my families have the divider plates at holidays because of me. Bailey is the same way. That's a Gemini trait. My grandpa like will put his corn and his mashed potatoes and like just everything together. That's how Jay is. He loves it. I can't even, since I was little, I couldn't even have like cake and ice cream together at like birthday parties. Yeah. I wouldn't need it.

I love cake and ice cream together. I do like cake. It's so good. Like the ice cream cakes? Yeah. There's some things I don't like mixed together, but there are some things that I can handle. And I have to eat things one at a time. You're just slightly... That's weird. We know what I am. So you finish...

the unknown um you finish each like thing and then move on to the next i think i kind of do that so like like i always have to eat the fries first i think i eat like what i don't want to eat

The most. Oh, okay. Like I know I will never eat cold fries. So I'm going to eat that first. Like if a burger is a little cold, I can eat that last. I always eat my first. Oh, I hate cold meat. I can't do cold meat unless it's like super cold chicken and I can like eat it in a sandwich or something like that.

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Sign up today. Look, I think ever since 2020, I cannot see the future anymore at all. I don't know what happened that year, but I literally stopped being able to envision the future. So I've just been trying to live in the moment. Oh, I wish I could do that. And not even worry about the future anymore. Like I used to, I think I used to worry so much about the future that I couldn't live in the moment and I was missing everything.

And now I feel like I'm the opposite and I love it way more. Yeah, it changed my perspective when someone said anxiety is worrying about the future and depression is worrying about the past. That has like completely blown my mind. And now like I realize like, you know, I do have anxiety when I didn't realize I had anxiety. I always said I didn't. I struggle really badly with my depression, but I realized when I'm not in my depression...

I'm in my anxiety. Oh yeah. Same. It's always like, this is the happiest I've been in a long fucking time. I don't want to jinx it, but I had to do a fucking ton of diet changes. I had to fucking like really fight to get here. But before it was either fucking fight or flight, it was either fucking I'm fighting for my life or I'm fucking scared to be that I'm going to die. Like there was no fucking in between. So I think for me, my three year, um,

is just like our next step in all of our lives. Yeah. For the business, everything for our lives. We've just built something so cool and so sustainable. We're just kind of riding this wave. And the problem is, is with the podcast, um, this might be, this might be me being a little, uh,

vulnerable, but with a podcast space, we don't have a lot of fucking options, you know? So I'm trying to pave a way and trying to do my own thing, even though people are telling me no left and right. I'm like, no, I've really built something here. I know what I'm doing. So when that time comes, you know, maybe this will evolve into, uh,

a TV show or a late night talk show or something like that. And that's our goal. People keep telling me you can't do it. So the more they tell me I can't do it, the more I'm going to hold my beer, bitch. Yeah. The more they also told me I couldn't make money doing a podcast, you know? And it's like, yeah, we figured that out now what's next, you know? So it's really cool to talk about the podcast to people. Cause I think for a long time, I wasn't sure how to talk about the podcast. You too. Like, I think both of us were always just like, well,

Well, it's a podcast because it was so new. People didn't understand when you say podcast now and you get to say you are one of the number one podcasts. Yeah. It's even fucking cooler. Yeah. You don't just get to say, oh, I'm good. Everyone has a fucking podcast, but not everyone gets to say it's one of the number one podcasts in the world. Yeah, for sure. I think that's so cool. No, we're definitely kicking ass over here and I'm proud. Next three years is going to be a big step. And I think you and I even talked today was like, we began to see the shift and

in this and how different things are going to start becoming like someone stopped by my salon today and like yeah you know it's it's becoming a little more real like you even you know you get you you get noticed a lot yeah i get noticed everywhere a lot it's crazy where'd i get jimmy johns the other day yeah literally just walk in looking terrible and there she goes i know you and i was like

Can I have a number four? Somebody actually, that's a question that somebody has is how are you guys handling the fame? How are you handling becoming famous with people knowing who you are and who you know? That's hard for me. I think it depends on the people that we do meet. Cause there's some that are like, Oh my God, it's so nice and stuff. But there's people that,

really push it and almost like get scary almost that's where i get scared but the ones that are super cool and just like i love when people actually come up and say hi versus like

staring and whispering from afar I think that or DMing you after you leave like I saw you and you're like why didn't you come say hi I do ask people I'm like if you're gonna see me and like if you plan on messaging me later please just say hi at that time because I do have anxiety like I don't

you know then it makes you feel like people are looking at you people are talking and i already have that anyway but i don't want to be the person who's like they're looking at me because they know me i i don't feel that because i don't feel like that part yet but like i was at walmart the other day with olivia and i had two people stop and olivia didn't understand it yet but olivia immediately was like those were fans i was like no baby they're like friends i was like we got to meet new friends

Because I don't, I feel like that's a weird word to use. Yeah, I never use, I never ever call my following fans. I always call you guys followers, family or something like that. But I don't know. I think it still hasn't hit me that much.

I'm famous. I don't, my husband gets so mad at me because, or that we're famous, you know, my husband gets so mad at me because he's like, you need to take security with you. I'm like, I'm going fucking tanning, dude. I'm going to the airport. I'm going, you know, like, and he's like, I don't care. Take security with you. And I'm just like, I'm not going to do that. Like I'm going to stay at the airport. Remember that one time we went and we got stopped at least,

Eight or nine times. Yeah. And we had the incident at the casino that one time. And I think those little incidents is what makes me even realize when I stand back and look at you and what you have to go through, I'm like, damn, shit.

She's really famous. No, I just don't see it. I feel like we're literally... I don't know. I just feel like we're all one big fucking happy family. And it's like everybody that we meet is like an extension. It does. I just feel so blessed that anybody cares. One, what I have to say on this fucking podcast. And two, fucking...

about our family and our lives. You know, somebody on fucking Facebook yesterday said to me, why is she always, um, I'd have to, I'll have to dig and look, but she said, why is she, why does she never give props to the women who work with her behind the scenes? Are you kidding me? And I was like, I said, the one who like forced us to have social media, like the one who forced us to grow our brands. I said that to her and she said, why does she never validate the women who work behind the scenes for her? And I was like,

First of all, validate my balls, bitch. How about that? And I said, secondly, the reason they have the followings that they do is because I forced them to fucking do that, dude. Like you have to fucking... In order for... It's like all boats float. So in order for us to be this huge brand...

everybody has to fucking show their talent. You know, without you, I wouldn't fucking look amazing every day. Same with you. Like you run everything behind the scenes. So it's like, I'm proud of the little girl cult that coven that we've built. So many people. He's been very vulnerable. I don't know what's wrong with him. He's been doing this since last night. I'm pushing the microphone away. I like legitimately, um,

That's the number one thing I can't brag on you enough is that you bring everyone with you because there's so many celebrities that you see and you have no idea what their crew looks like. Ever. I've met so many celebrities, have no idea what their managers look like, have no idea what their makeup artists look like, have no idea what their hair styles look like. Ever.

Yeah. You were like, if someone was to ask you, like, and I think it's funny because in the comments, if someone gets us wrong of who we are, your fan base comes for them. They're like, excuse me. That is not her daughter. That is her manager or her makeup artist or whatever it is. I think that's so cool because you have really made sure everyone knew exactly who we were. Yeah. I just can't imagine trying to fucking just only be in the spotlight. You know, like I,

First of all, I don't... And that's another... This kind of segues into something else. Somebody sent me a screenshot of somebody commenting on something the other day and they're like, yeah, she's a fame whore. And it's like...

All right. So let me get this straight. If I don't work and I don't bring in my own fucking money, which I have always done ever since I've gotten with my husband, then I'm a gold digger. But if I try to have my own brand and my own identity outside of my husband, because I'll never be just a fucking wife. I'm sorry. And no disrespect to the women in the industry who just want to be wives. I wish I could do that.

my trauma won't allow me to just fucking do that. Like I can't, I have to be, have something going on at all times. So it's like, if I do that, then I'm a fame whore. So it's like, you can't win with people ever. It's like, yeah, I'm damned if I do. And I'm damned if I don't. But what you guys don't realize is that,

Doing what I do has really helped my mental health because I do suffer from such bad anxiety and I was suffering from depression. It gave me something to look forward to, but it's also pushed me outside of my box. The first fucking four seasons of the podcast, I would have panic attacks while I'm interviewing these people. Yeah.

You just recently, you can tell how comfortable I'm getting behind the microphone, you know? And it's like, I'm working my shit out and people are like, you know, well, if you have such bad anxiety, why are you always in front of the camera? Because I'm not going to let fucking mental health,

rule my life. I'm not going to be a bitch and fucking just lay down and die. Like I'm going to get up and I'm going to fucking fight, you know, like I'm, I'm going to fight to live a normal fucking life. And if I can show people that, Hey, just because you suffer from these things, you can do this too. Then that's what I'm going to fucking do. Yeah. You know, so I encourage everyone to go back on YouTube to her first season of

of the podcast and watch how different that entire season is compared to where you are now. Yeah. And it's not even in interview wise. It's just how you interact with the person because I think the number one conversation

comment you get and the best compliment you get about the podcast is how comfortable everyone feels to open up to you yeah it's like sitting there talking to a friend everyone feels like they can just spill their heart to you and be their most authentic selves yes and i don't think people realize that hasn't always been as easy like before it was like she would have notes on her phone and she would

go through the notes there was one podcast and I'm wondering if anyone can find it where you accidentally deleted your notes and you went in full panic mode and you just kind of

And then you just kept rolling with it. And I think that was such a crucial moment to me also to witness because at that moment is just like your anxiety. You had no other choice but to just free ball it. And that's exactly what you needed to do now was just a free ball. You never pull out your phone during a podcast unless there was something specific you needed to know. I rarely. So and that's the sad. That's a good point to prove is like I rarely.

Have notes for people's podcasts Whenever I created this podcast I wanted to make it a safe space for people to come And tell their stories because one People were telling my story for me And I fucking that's why I made this podcast Because I was like no you motherfuckers are telling it wrong I'm going to tell my story

So, you know, when guests come on, yes, I'll do a little bit of research, but one, I never research people's drama ever. Like, and that is my mistake because the field that I'm in fucking there and some of the guests that I have on do have drama, but that,

I don't, I care about their survival story. I care about where they came from. I care about like how they conquered shit, how they fucking beat addiction, how they fucking got out of that abusive relationship. You know, I don't give a fuck about who they're beefing with on the fucking internet, dude. I got enough shit going on in my life. I don't fucking get involved in people's drama. Period.

Period. Has the fucking drama came out on the fucking podcast and I've had to get involved in it because I, what my biggest fault is always taking people for their word, you know? And I always like when you're sitting here talking to me, you're my friend, but I don't feel like you take them for their word, right? You give them a platform to speak their side, right? Their story and their side does not always mean you agree with them, right? You have in the past just sat there and let that person tell their story and

And move on. And people assume that is you taking their side. Right. In that story. Which is by no means. Right. Well, like if I make the wrong comment. Or if I nod in agreeance. I get, you know, in trouble for that. But it's more like...

when somebody's sitting in my on my couch they're my friend in that moment and I and sometimes I have relationships with these people before they come on the podcast so I consider us having a friendship so I'm always gonna have my friends back you know if they're telling me somebody's fucking bullying them or fucking isn't treating them good I'm gonna be like damn what a fucking asshole you know like that's what your fucking best friend or your homie would say to you any of my girls that come to me and they're like hey this this person's doing this to me I'm like what the

fuck is their problem? Yeah. You know, like that's just how I am. So I think a lot of that gets misconstrued and fucking, of course the internet just takes shit and fucking runs with it, you know, and creates their own narrative in reality. Like it's just me trying to fucking get this person's story out and not fucking try. I don't want to control their narrative. Yeah.

You know, so when you were talking about how I always had the notes and stuff like that, and I don't do that anymore. It's like I love the dynamic shift. I think that was such a crucial point in the podcast was when you deleted that and you realized I can do this without it. Yeah, I don't fucking need notes. Yes. You just watched from that moment on. You just progressively stop looking at it because I think it gave you that confidence of knowing like.

I don't have to actually do that. Yeah. I don't want to be an interviewer. I'm not an interviewer. Like I'm not going to sit here and drill you with questions unless I really fucking want to know something. Yeah. Like this is a conversation. I want you to tell your side. And then as questions organically come up, that's what I'm going to ask you. Nothing is staged on this podcast. No. At all. Not at all.

Nothing. And, and the, and another thing is, is, you know, sometimes my team will come to me and they'll be like, do you want to edit that out? And I'll be like, no, leave it in. And then it fucking, of course it bites me in my ass, but I try to keep it as real and as G as possible. And, you know, and some of you guys love me for that. And I love you guys for being able to see my intentions. Cause with everything in life, I really believe that intention is everything. Um,

You know, and then some of you guys try to twist it and make it seem like my intentions aren't pure. And I don't really give a fuck. You guys are going to come up with whatever you want to anyways. But you can't control the Internet. Yeah. But just so you have a little bit of those tidbits of behind the scenes of the podcast, you know, so maybe you guys can understand how it runs now and how I run my business. Absolutely. Yeah. I love that. You got one?

dying over here uh yeah something completely different what do you what do you listen to while you're getting ready hair and makeup just everything yeah nickelback machine gun kelly i love rock like classic rock regular rock occasionally it'll get weird

Yeah, sometimes I'll fucking put on like Belinda Carlyle and fucking like some oldies and shit. I'll fucking start pumping out the 80s playlist. Yeah, the 80s. Yeah. Once in a while. I mean, we listen to everything. It just depends on what mood we're in. What is something like must-haves you have in your like purse or nightstand? Oh.

Oh, medical kit, bro. I've gotten better at it. So that was a part of my OCD that's kind of morphed whenever I was going through those health problems in the beginning of the year.

I would carry around a blood pressure cuff, a fucking, we always thought it was her vibrator going off and it was just her blood pressure cuff, blood sugar tester, pulse oximeter, fucking, I don't even have asthma, but I would carry around a fucking inhaler, EpiPen. I mean, you name it. I still have a few of those items in my purse as we speak right now, but like,

I don't travel with the blood sugar kit anymore because now I know like if I feel like my blood sugar gets high, just fucking pound a bunch of water or eat a banana and I'm good. And yeah. So what about you guys? I don't know. I'm not one to really. Do you even carry a purse? You don't carry a purse. We have backpacks. We both carry like a little backpack. And mine is like. Like the lesbians that you are.

bisexual like the bisexuals that you aspire to be little mini backpacks are a bisexual thing i will put it out there like i just always like it because it's out of the way i don't like to carry a purse on my hand she has a whole fucking toddler that she carries on her own it weighs like 50 60 pounds we had to weigh it to get on the pj the other day and i was like this thing i think it was like

30 some pounds and that was already after you had cleaned it out. And it's a actual toddler. I'm pretty sure it weighs as much as cash does. What do people carry around in their purse? What are they supposed to carry? I literally only carry my wallet in there. Everything else is just like collected from my children and shit. I gotta be prepared. If shit goes down, I need stuff. I'm just fucked, I guess. I have like gum, gum, jewelry, every lip product you could ever think of. Powder,

That's it. Yeah, eye drops. Just the normal shit. See what I'm saying? That's what I have too. I mean, plus the medical shit. And the water. 700 waters in there. Every time we travel, we used to get stopped for the longest time. Or her body sprays. Yeah, I was like, is there something in your person? She'd be like, absolutely not. They'd get to the bottom and just pull out like a whole bottle. A ski point.

Or her Bath and Body Works sprays. Listen. Always. Listen. You can never be too prepared and I need to make sure I can quench my thirst. Not if they throw it away.

It's just nice to know I have it up until that moment. Or the Benadryl. I have it in my purse. I have it in my purse right now. Now I know I can buy liquid Benadryl in the fucking gift shop. So now I don't have to go. Yeah, we found it. Yeah. Nice. Very nice. All right. Let me pull up a couple more questions. Someone asked, where do we shop? Where do me and you shop?

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It's been a fun little adventure for Jason and I because I made a TikTok about this, but I'm not even joking when I say I had a Dell computer when him and I first met. Mind you, we met in 2011 and I didn't have Wi-Fi. So I'd go to the Starbucks down the road and I would create T-shirts. That was like something I was really passionate about. And him and I always wanted to start our own T-shirt company. I need fucking T-shirts now.

I have nothing. What am I going to say on mine? No, but like this vibe. You need to come out with like a lip gloss or a lip kit. That's been asked too. Like if we're going to come out with a makeup line and I feel like we need to. Yeah, definitely need to do a lip kit. Yeah. Yes. Kylie's out of that now. So let's fucking take that over. Yeah, we could do like a liner and a gloss. Yeah. That's all you wear. And it comes in like a little XO.

Yeah, box. Yeah, a little titty. Okay. That's where it turns. You have to twist the nipple to open the box. Tune in, Tokyo. What? Actually, it feels like a piercing, and then you turned it, and I mean, I can see it. How has each of your lives changed the most with all of the increasing fame? One pro and one con each. I know a con. What's the con? People from...

My past that I haven't talked to since high school or five, 10 years are now trying to talk to me, asking me for tickets and autographs and everything. It's just like,

You haven't even asked how I've been doing the past five years, but that's the first thing you're going to ask. Or even asking me for money. That's terrible. Or having me ask you guys for money. I'm like, oh my God, I can't do that. That's definitely a con for me. I have people ask me for stuff every fucking day. And I don't mind because I...

I do a lot of shit behind the scenes. I give to a lot of people. People have no idea what you do. Yeah. I give to a lot of people. I do a lot of shit. Like some girl, and this is not me bragging, but I'm going to shout her little boutique out because I thought it was so sweet. She hit me last night and she was like, hey, Bunny. Yeah.

you know, I would love to give you some of my clothes from my boutique. So I went over and I looked at her boutique and I was like, Oh my God, this is cute. And it was a girl who's like really trying to build something. And it just kind of touched my heart, but it's called divinity dolls. So it's shop divinity dolls.com. And what I did was I went on her site and I bought like a few band tees cause she had some really cute muscle band tees. And I was like, you don't have to give me anything. I said, but I did, you know, make some purchases just to

help out I was like just keep going you know because I know what it was like to start a fucking business like that yeah for sure um but the thing is is like I'll have people send me fucking cash app fucking requests I will always like I just need help here's my cash up it's never but people I have helped already

Well, like fucking mess. Some lady wanted her surgery paid for. So I paid for it thinking that it was like a real story, which it could or could not have been. And this chick messages me a week later and wants like five thousand dollars. And it's like and then people get mad at you and they try to twist things and like say like, oh, you know, she did this or she said this. And it's like, no, that's not what happened. You know, like it's just crazy. So I think that's definitely a con or like people who gift us stuff.

and we don't get it because we're on tour or who you gave it to, what didn't work for us. We have no idea who you gave it to. And then they get mad at us. I gave it to a security guard at the front of the venue. That's not our security. And they're not going to come to us and tell us about stuff like that. So half the time, we might throw it away or take it or something. Yeah, so I suggest if you guys make stuff for us,

come to a meet and greet. And I'm not just saying that to like get your money or anything like that. But if you want to make sure that it gets in our hands, do it at a meet and greet. Don't give it to somebody at the venue, even if they're in the band, the boys are the most irresponsible people.

people ever and i love we love them but they're boys you know like they're not gonna yeah and we're always everyone's so busy it's just like yeah they're like oh i'll just put it right here and remind him later and then somebody can take it or like i think people also forget sometimes like in those situations we're working yeah you know that would be like going to someone's job and being like in the middle of their job being like hey i need you to handle this situation you're like wait

I'm literally clocked in. For like a coworker that works at a store. Yeah. Another state away. Yeah, exactly. It's like, and by no means am I saying that to be rude. I literally mean like we have so much happening that I don't think people realize like that's actually us working. Our downtime is when you don't see us.

yeah so sometimes things get lost and we are so sorry and we would do anything in the world to like see everything that everyone wants you guys to see but but don't paint us as the bad guys because we don't shout you out or we don't get it or you know like you guys have to have so much patience with us and yeah that's definitely a con but i would say what are some pros i mean the life that i've been able to have from this like i was able to like

I just got a new house. You know? I don't think I could have ever done this on my own at all. I'm going to get emotional. Wait, go ahead. Your turn. Cry, bitch. Cry. No, I'm not going to cry. It was a lot. Like, my house was, like, over double the size. Aww. Aww.

I'm so proud of you, though. You deserve that. You guys fucking work your ass off. So for a lot of you who don't know, Mimi's husband does my editing on these podcasts. So he's the one who makes all the clips that you guys see. He's the one that puts the podcast together. So I literally fucking just invade these people's lives. Yeah.

every day. And they work so hard, you know, to just keep this fucking machine running for me. So you deserve that, dude. I had to make Mimi go get this house. I wasn't gonna guys. I was just going to stay in my tiny home forever. And like we outgrew our house so long ago. You guys, I'm not joking you for years now. Jason has been editing for what? Two years. Um, he's been working in our master bedroom. Yeah. We didn't have a space for him.

And now I have an office and he has an office and the kids have a playroom in their bedrooms. And I even have a formal dining room. No, it's wild to me. She came to me though. And she was like, I'm not gonna, I forgot how you worded it, but you were like, I don't know. She was going to let this house go. I was. And I was like, Mimi,

Get that fucking house, dude. That's exactly how she said it. I was like, you deserve this fucking house. I was like, you're miserable at your other house. I was. Like, take that fucking leap and just fucking... I don't think people realize how much your home...

um, dictates your mental. Absolutely. Your space. Yeah. I never realized that until I got into this home and I realized it's so much easier when things have a spot because, you know, like I said, we outgrew our house. So like, it just seemed like it was always messy. You're on top of each other all the time, you know, and Jason couldn't just close the door and work. So then he would get behind in work and then he was working till four o'clock in the morning sometimes because you got the kids that are like right there and our poor children that I know they're

They're trying to understand, but they have by no means can understand that when we are doing things like that, we are technically working. Yeah. Both of our kids were born into this, that we work, you know, from home essentially. And they, they are used to parents with like nine to fives or anything. And it's hard for them to be like at this moment, they need to be working. But I see you mommy and dad. Why? Like you can't be working if you're right in front of me. Yeah. So that's really hard on us. But I think they're,

they're getting there yeah but no I'm glad I made you get this house I am too you guys can see it bitch I know I have I have listen let me tell you something I am the worst fucking friend you can ever have I am the I'm not gonna show up to anything that you want me to birthdays fucking holidays nothing if you want to hang out you gotta come to me like I am the worst fucking friend but I will have your back to the fullest and I will fucking you make up for it in all other ways I promise you that like you are in a

amazing friend of yours. She'll check on you every single day. She'll send you care packages. Or dumb memes. Yeah, like she will take care of you in all the ways that she can take care of you. Yeah. But she's not gonna, no. I hate leaving my fucking little hole. But now that we're only gonna be 30 minutes away from each other. Yeah, we're houses are only 30 minutes apart. Yeah, so. Well, then I'm even farther now. Yeah, you are. Yes. So Jay and I just bought our new house and we closed on the 15th. It has been

What happened? Salads moved. Oh, okay. I didn't know if it was like the recording went off. It has been an eight-month fucking journey to find our dream house. And this is...

It's so beautiful, you guys. It's on 10 acres. It's bigger than the black and white house that I showed on TikTok. And you guys will get to see it soon. I'm going to bring you guys with me while we decorate it and fucking do everything. We signed for the house on the 15th. I have eight, I think it's either six or eight days to get it together before Thanksgiving. So I'm definitely going to bring you guys on this journey, but I'm super, super fucking excited about it. But pro for me, I guess, would be just fucking...

Getting to fucking...

Just feel the love from all of you guys. You know, like, of course, material things are always fucking amazing, but they don't bring true happiness. And I think what my whole lesson this year and this journey has been is I love giving back to people. Like, I love helping people. There's fucking people on TikTok that I see all the time and I'll like send them fucking a $500 gift or, you know, like I just want... Instacart lady. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Remember when we were in Texas? Yeah. The Instacart lady. Like, that was just like, you just like said it like...

like it wasn't anything i'm like oh my god that literally changes someone's life what happened i don't remember the instacart lady in texas when me and you went down there uh to visit your dad uh-huh um and she was like she was homeless or something and she was like trying she wasn't even like trying to like vent or anything but she was just kind of telling you about your day and you just

Like just literally changed her life like that. Like that was something like, I was fucking cried. Yeah. They actually ended up getting a house with what we sent them. Yeah. It was really sweet. Yeah. No, but that's what I'm talking about. Like, that's what makes me feel good. Like I was talking to a friend the other day and they were like, you know, you make so much money now, what really brings you happiness? And I said, honestly, bringing other people happiness, helping other people. Like, you know, it just makes me feel so good inside. And that's how my husband is too. Like,

God brought us here for a reason. And it's like, if I can fucking make somebody's day fucking brighter and feel better about life, because I know what it's like to fucking, you know, have to suck dick for a living. So it's like, you know, like I know what it feels like to be,

not knowing where your next dollar is coming from or doing things that you don't want to do to fucking make money so you can fucking survive, you know? So it's like, I don't know. I just love the fact of giving back to people. So that's definitely a pro. We always adopt a family during Christmas and we just found out we were going to adopt this year. So I'm really excited. Yeah. I would love to do that. Yeah. We always try. And,

I do it for people like I personally... I don't go on the internet by any means because I feel like people can just twist narratives online. But we find people within our local community. Yeah. And Jason and I have decided on the mom that we're going to help this year. We seem to always like go for like a single parent. Yeah. Typically or if it is a family, it might be a family. But we, you know, we've done a local hairstylist who worked... I knew for a fact that she worked multiple jobs to provide for our kids. And we don't typically...

do something for the parent we always adopt the children yeah so we just ask them their age their favorite color and something that they need that is not a toy and then we just buy mass amounts of presents for the kids and that's what we're gonna do this year we found a mom with five kids who works multiple jobs she's local to our community and i'm just gonna give back to her kids this year i think for thanksgiving i'm gonna

pick like five families to like just send Thanksgiving dinner to. Do an Instacart too? Probably not Instacart because that'll get a little hairy, but maybe like just cash out them to get them the food or something, you know? That'd be really sweet. Yeah. What's your pro, Haley? We've talked everybody's ear off today. Pro of what again? Of just... Like this life. This life. I would say... Okay, so I feel like obviously I...

did make up before you and I had like I was doing like 10 clients a day like I was like constantly working and I was overworking myself yeah and it was crazy yeah I would say I had like kind of no life and because I was just I was overworking myself to where I was literally like

not healthy and like my first meal would be at like 10 p.m like every day because I would just overwork myself and I feel like now like I don't I obviously don't have to do that I haven't been in my studio for like three or four months but it's just nice that like now I don't have to like constantly worry about that like I have to do 10 people in order to fucking live and like

I feel like now I can enjoy my life and enjoy like the moment. I think you realize I'm not working to live anymore. I'm just like, but I think you've also realized your worth too, because I'm like, bitch, you need to hike your prices up, which bit me in my ass. But, but you know, like it's just, you realize your worth. You were working so hard for fucking barely, but I've always been like, bum. I've always been like that. I worked three jobs. Like,

when I moved here and I've always been by myself. Yeah. Always. And so I always just like overworked myself just so I wasn't like, I guess lonely or just like, I don't know. I felt like unproductive if I wasn't working. So yeah, it was constant. I always was fucking working and shit. And I wasn't being able to like enjoy life. Yeah. I feel like, and now I feel like

I don't know. I feel like I don't have to do... I don't know. I can just... Take a deep breath. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's another joy for me is the freedom. Yeah. You know, I can take my kid every Saturday. That was one of your questions was, do you miss working behind the chair? Do I miss working behind the chair? Absolutely not. You get asked that all the time. And my number one thing is, I cannot be someone's hairstylist, I found out. Like...

That people feel like they have...

rights to every part of your life and you as a hairdresser. Yes. Damn. Um, and I just don't feel like that was the job for me. I get that. Yeah. Like people feel like you, people literally feel like they own you and I have to talk to them 24 seven. So that's another, that kind of goes with mine. Like I don't have to, like I was able to give up weddings. Yeah. Yeah. And like weddings. Remember I told you, I was like, stop doing fucking weddings.

weddings yeah and I think I have like four this year the whole year but like they feel like they have all rights to weddings literally weddings are the reason I don't want to get married they're one of the reasons and they would literally give me crippled

crippling anxiety to where I would cry in my car afterwards every time I wouldn't eat all day like and I have been treated so shitty sometimes like at these weddings like oh it's been it's been fucking terrible and like now I just feel like I'm treated better and

Like, so now it doesn't, it doesn't feel like I'm working. Yeah. Like, I'm treating like a fucking human. Well, because you get to pick and choose who you want to give your time to. Yeah, so now I just have, like, my main clients, I feel like. And I love it because, like, they're not the type that's like, ew, I don't fucking like that. Yeah, no. The overly picky, crazy people. And it's just like, it's like, I could be doing...

I did the Grammy. Okay, this is a perfect example. I did the Grammys one day and I'm like so high up here because I'm like, I just did the fucking Grammys for the first time. Had a wedding the next weekend and they literally treated me like dog shit and was like... Didn't feed you, I'm sure. I...

Didn't feed me. Two hours late. Didn't give you water. I think I remember that. Didn't give me water. Like, literally, like, they made me feel... And I was like, damn. I was like, I was such on a high. And now I'm, like, literally treated like I'm fucking nothing. Yep. That's, like, that's exactly how I thought. So I don't miss that. I didn't, like, beach it. I don't even really consider myself, like, a true hairstylist anymore. I just more am, like, the friend that does your hair. Yeah. Literally. That's coming over to me, I guess. No, but I mean, like...

I mean, he would like to. But like, I am so much more than that. And that was such a past life. I've retired from that life. I will fully and honestly say I retired from that part of my life because that doesn't serve me a purpose anymore. I do so many more things now. And I'm proud of all these things I do. Your photography is fucking fire. Dude, your pictures are getting so good. I could never fire Mimi because I would lose everything. Yeah.

someone asked me what I did for you the other day and I was like well how much time you got yeah literally like when I say you're my right hand bitch you are my right hand bitch I don't think Haley's my left you're my right and literally fucking I photography hair manager

uh i make graphic design stuff yeah i merge do all the merch stuff like i i i am in everything to you truly and i do i but i again i had to step away from that life so no i do not miss ever working behind the chair you could not pay me to go work behind the chair again i would be one of the other like if

nothing will ever happen something was to ever happen a dark days yeah like i truly i have so many other avenues that i just enjoy so much more yeah with my clothing line now and like

my photography, those two things bring me so much joy and like... Sets your soul on fire. It does. Like, and I love it. Like, our life that we have with the podcasting and now that you've like integrated me into the podcast a little bit, I don't think you know how much like, I fucking love that. Like, I've loved being able to be more...

you're my robin i'm howard you're robin bitch it's like so much more creative yeah you come out i feel like we both have come out of our shell yeah you a lot out of our shell yeah but i fucking you guys a lot dude i used to not even want to be on camera it would be her hand and it had to be a good angle of her hand yeah when she was powdering your nose or she didn't even have tattoos no

Like, I was like, I'm never getting tattoos. And now fucking look at me everywhere. But no, I remember like our first video together. I even put a giant heart emoji over myself. Yeah. I used to hate that. I would be like, girl, I think that comes from like always being behind the scenes. Like my whole life. Like I never was like in a camera or anything. Like because I was like, I am working. It's not about me. Like.

I shouldn't be in this video. That goes back to like Bunny forcing us to be a part of this though. Cause I felt like, I felt like I had my own, like I would get recognized for being makeup by Haley, like in Nashville. Cause like of other things I did, but like they would recognize just the name. They wouldn't recognize me for like,

me right and i feel like now i get recognized they're like oh my god you're hayley on tape like you're the girl that smells like dick yeah like they it's more like life things it's like oh you've done this person it's like oh yeah but like i'm a person too yeah and now it's like yeah i get recognized for like dumb shit i say or the daily hayley i literally i got recognized at i think it was like i was leaving a wedding like i just did a

I saw you in a TikTok about some ribs and I was like, all right. That is fucking hilarious. That was so real. Oh, it was a thousand percent. I didn't even know they were recording. Yeah. That's the thing. I was like, those are ribs, bitch. No, she said this is a knee bone. I knew it wasn't a knee bone. I don't know what bone this is. But then I definitely forgot it was ribs. Okay.

Well, I love you guys. You guys want to eat our salads? Let's go eat some salad. Yeah, thank you guys for coming and doing this Q&A. I have one last very serious question. Oh, Lord. Okay. Okay, final question. This will do it, okay? It's very serious. Are you ready? This is for you, buddy. Yes.

Is your Christmas tree up yet? Not yet because we are moving into our new house. So as soon as we move into the new house, it will be put up in between the 15th and the 23rd. Don't you fucking worry, motherfuckers. I am on it. Are we doing the Christmas tree competition this year? Every year we have a Christmas tree competition that I win that my husband swears he does. And we're going to listen. Maybe it's a tradition. Do you think he's going to pull out all the stops this year?

He never pulls out the stops. He hires. Let me tell you, my husband hires people to do his work. When you see him hanging ornaments, it's because I'm like, hey, babe, hang a fucking ornament so I can fucking put you in this vlog. But this year, all gloves are off. So if he doesn't do it hands on, I'm exposing him. You hear that jelly roll? Okay, Mr. D Ford. Jelly roll has been exposed. I'm calling you out.

to decorate your own fucking tree this year. Love you guys. Thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of Dumb Blonde. We will see you guys next week. Bye.