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Is this thing on? Bonnie, who used to be a former sex worker, now hosts the podcast Dumb Blonde. Most little girls grow up wanting to be doctors and lawyers and shit. And I was like, I want to be super hot, make a lot of fucking money and be a rock star's wife. That was my goal as a child. And here we are. That's right.
Hey!
I'm so excited to be here. Oh, my gosh. Don't pinch me. No. I'm so happy to have you here. Whenever you reached out on social media, I was like, I love this girl. Like, I hadn't... You hadn't crossed my FYP until...
I don't know if you had made a video or somebody tagged me in one of your videos and I like started going through all your content and I was just like, oh my God, I love this girl. Oh my God. Thank you. No, people have been tagging your profile on my TikTok since I started on TikTok almost two years ago. Oh my God. And I was like, she's not going to have me on the podcast. Yes, I will. Listen, I support all my sex workers. I love what you guys are doing. I mean, I am you guys. So it's like, I, I,
I will always give back in any way I can to that community. And I get a lot of heat for it too. People get mad at me. They're like, you're glamorizing the lifestyle. And I'm like, no,
Is that a bad thing? Like people are going to do it. So it's like, you know, sex has been a fucking hot commodity since the very beginning of time. So it's literally the oldest profession in the book. So before we dive into all that, what did Dase do growing up? And like, how did you even get into this, you know, lifestyle and just take me on that entire journey of childhood to getting into it?
Oh, hell girl. I grew up in Mississippi. I say don't hold it against me to people out here on the West Coast. They actually love it. It's a good price point. They're like, why don't you have the accent anymore? I had to assimilate. Fake it. Fake it to make it. I'd be like, oh, baby, you want me to suck your dick? Okay. I'll deep throat it. Would you like that? Come on over here. Yeah. But so I grew up in Mississippi.
I moved out to the West Coast dating this awfully abusive guy. And so when I had to get away from that relationship...
That's when I went to the Mustang Ranch. Okay, I feel like we skipped about 20 chapters. So you grew up in Mississippi. Yeah, it's hard for me to talk about all of that. Yeah, well, you came to the right place. Exactly. No, I will. It's just like, what do you want to know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So growing up, you grew up in Mississippi. Did you have your mom and your dad? Do you have brothers and sisters? Yeah, so I had both parents and they're still married. I don't even know how that...
happen, but still married. I have a younger brother. I don't talk to any of them anymore, and it's not because I do sex work, or I guess it is indirectly, but yeah. What was childhood like? Oh, that was interesting. Not to be stereotypical, just sexual abuse in my childhood, parents checking in and out of reality, and kind of on and off drugs, and
That was wild. What was the, who was the sexual abuse from? That was from my mother's older brother. Oh, no. From my uncle. And he lived next door to us growing up until I was 12. No. He lived next door. Oh, my God. When did it start? From the time I can remember. Oh, no. Until like six or seven when I was entering first grade. That gave me goosebumps. How old was he? I don't know.
Oh, old as fuck. Oh, no. God, that makes it worse. Yeah. I mean, not that any of it would be great. I'm just saying like, just, just, he really knew better, you know? Yeah. I guess I've never thought about how fucking old he was, but my mom was 36 when she got pregnant with me. Oh, okay. And that's her older brother. Oh, hell. So fucking old. Just too old to be doing weird shit. Too old to be doing that. Yeah. That is so terrible. I'm sorry that you had to go through that. Yeah. Did you ever tell your parents?
I did eventually. And what happened? Oh, shit. I have the message from my dad. That's around the time that I blocked them. But they were like, that happened so long ago. Why would you bring that up now? Okay, so you never told them as a child? No. You held that in? No, I knew there were bits and pieces like, oh, this poignant memory from when I was five or six. Hiding my bloody panties in the laundry. Yes, because I knew my mom would be mad at me.
But she's the one who sorts the laundry, does the laundry. So she found them, was mad at me. She's like, what is this? And you're a baby though. How old were you? Five or six. And she didn't question why you had bloody panties? No. She was like, why did you put these in here? To get nasty and turn black or whatever. She's like, why didn't you tell me you made this mess? And I was just, that's the point at which I think I shut it off. And from that point on, it was happening to somebody else.
Oh my god, that made me want to cry. Like that is, I'm sorry. It makes me mad now when I think about it. I'm so sorry. I couldn't even imagine going through that at such a young age and just not having anybody to turn to, to have to like internalize that. That's really rough, dude. And I'm sorry you didn't deserve that and I hope you know that. Thanks. Do we have some tissue?
She's like, I didn't expect to start crying this early in. I didn't have enough time to get Botox on my top lip wouldn't sweat during this. It's okay to cry though, man. That shit's heavy, dude. And that as actually like, there's so many women out there that need to hear that, that have been through similar sorts of trauma that will be able to, you know, relate to you and be able to see like, Hey, she is talking about it and look at where she is now. And she's gotten through it, you know, or is getting through it. Um,
So moving on from that horrific situation, you said that you shut it off and that you became a different person then. So was it just kind of like selective memory? You just didn't want to remember it anymore and you just kind of like pretended you were somebody else? Yeah, definitely. And it helped going to school. I started school in K-5 kindergarten and then you have first grade and that's when the abuse stopped. So it was very easy to just...
hurdle into friendship at school, schoolwork. I loved school. Like I excelled in school. It was your saving grace. Hell yeah. Why do you think the abuse finally stopped? I think I aged out of the range that he liked, thank God. And I always wonder, because that's my mom's older brother, did that happen to her? And that's why she turned a blind eye, but...
I mean, I just can't imagine seeing a little girl with bloody panties and not asking why, you know, like you had as an adult now, you would have to know something crazy is going on and that just, you deserve to be protected. Yeah.
So moving along from school, take me into like high school and stuff like that. What was high school like for you? I was so bad in high school. I was a bad girl. Yeah. Yeah. I was the first girl that the girls were like, she lost her virginity for sure. They'd be looking at the back of my legs to see if my thighs were shaped a certain way. Do you remember that? Yes. Yeah. Or they'd be like, if she has a triangle or a gap, she's had sex. And it's like, no, that's how...
women's some women's bodies are made I'm so glad you know what I'm talking about with that yeah no I do that was my well how old are you I'm almost 30 oh okay that's crazy because I'm 44 and they were doing that when I was in school so that's wild they had to get it from somewhere
somewhere. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, that's insane. And so what was high school like for you? Was it like fun or did you just were you just like hell on wheels? It was fun and I was hell on wheels. And somehow through all of that, I kept good grades because that was important to me. But yeah. So, for example, in high school, like I was seeing this these memes lately, like
us in some drug dealer's house at 2 a.m our parents think we're at a sleepover my parents knew where i was at but i was still out riding around you know yeah popping enough muscle relaxers to my tongue to lull out of my head when did your when did you start when did drugs enter your life
I think drugs were never that big a part of my life. Okay. I think that was something in school that I was doing to be cool. Right. And if I knew the right drugs to get, maybe I would have had a better time with it. Yeah.
You said your parents were drug addicts? On and off. On and off. Okay. So seeing them be addicts, was that kind of like you didn't want to become them type situation? I didn't want to become them. And at the same time, they made it very easy to just, they left alcohol, drugs laying out. It was there. Wow. Did you ever experiment with any of this stuff? Oh, yeah. Yeah? Oh, yeah. How old were you when you first started experimenting? 10. 10?
10 maybe 11 when I was like let's try all the liquor in the liquor cabinet how did that go would you end up getting drunk oh my gosh and did your parents know and they just didn't care I don't know if they ever knew or if they ever cared when was the first time you tried drugs probably shortly after that just marijuana yeah when did you start doing like the pills and the hard stuff
I never did anything harder than a couple of painkillers and muscle relaxers because that's all my parents had laying around at that point when I was 14 and they were really getting out of it. My dad had gotten a better job and we'd actually bought a new house. Yeah. Crazy. So moving on, what take me on the journey from that?
I was basically at 14. I was like, okay, I can, as long, as soon as I can make money enough on my own to support myself, I'm out of here. And so as soon as I could work, I got a job and that was really hard. Where were you working at? The fucking pizza hut. Oh, it's all right. My first job was fat burger. Yeah. Hell yeah. Out here, fat burger on the East side of Vegas. Shout out fat burger. Hell yeah. So, but I went to this Christian private school.
And all the kids that I went to school with, they didn't have to work. So I'm at the Pizza Hut after school all day and I'm like, shit. And then I was like, hey, actually, I could date a man and he'll pay for everything. You just had this thought one day or did you see it somewhere or what? Like in spite of just, you know, girls use dudes. Yeah, I knew that was the thing.
So, and so how did you pursue that? Dating different men that had better and better jobs. Yeah. Yeah. Just kind of like using most sugar daddies and stuff. Yes. It's that's a slippery slope though. You put all your eggs in one basket. The fuck are you going to do when shit hits the fan? I'm telling you, I've had so many sugar daddies and I mean, I used to get tons of thousands of dollars from them, but the abuse that I had to endure, um,
Um, and this is what I always try to preach to women who are always like, Oh, you know, I would, I'll just be a sugar baby. I won't be an escort. First of all, it's the same thing. Yeah. Secondly, sugar baby, you have more ties and escort. You get to, you know, knock on the door or they come to you and fucking, you know, you guys, um,
do the business transaction and they're gone. Sugar daddy, you are literally having a relationship with this human and you are, you have to cater to every emotion that they have. And most of the time they are not emotionally, emotionally stable. Um,
Exactly. There's a reason they're not happily ever after, you know? Absolutely. Or that they're paying women for their time. It's more of a control thing and more of an abuse thing. Did you ever have to go through that with any of your sugar daddies? Luckily, no. Yeah. I had exactly one sugar daddy before I was like, I better get my ass to the brothel because this
ain't for me i don't know how to handle myself i love that so who told you about the brothel like did you it was just something you knew of or did you have a friend who worked there so when my dad got that better job and we bought that nice new house it came with direct tv and i saw cat house on hbo i fucking loved that show i watched every episode of it yeah
Air Force Amy was on the podcast. I met her. I got to work with her in 2017. Isn't she amazing? She's amazing. She is such a sweetheart, dude. Like that woman has just so much soul and so much love to give to people. And it's just like she is literally and she is the type of woman that is a prime example of you do not have to be a product of your surroundings or like, you know, you don't have to let the world make you hard. Exactly. Yeah. Like she's just an angel, baby. I love her. Yeah. Yeah.
So you...
Go to the brothel, the chicken ranch, the bunny ranch. I had to teach Haley what the chicken ranch was the other day. She didn't know what it was. She's like, what are they doing with the animals? I was like, Haley is not that kind of, it's not a fucking petting zoo. Okay. They're somehow always named after animals though, the bunny ranch, the Mustang. So you were in Mississippi and you were like, I'm going to go to a brothel. Oh no, no, no. Okay. I had been drug all over the country with these men and I was in Denver and
Okay. In this shitty little apartment. And I finally got away from that abusive man. Well, let's not skip over it. You like to skip over your trauma really fast. And I'm like, no, let's talk about it. It never happened. So you left Mississippi and somehow ended up in Denver with some abusive prick. Yes. Take me on that journey. Oh, wow.
Well, I had left Mississippi with the guy I was dating when I graduated high school. As soon as I turned 18, I moved out and finished up high school from his house. And then he was doing this nuclear power outage thing. I don't know if you know guys travel around the U.S. and they stay in cities for six weeks at a time.
So I was his little hotel bunny for a while and he'd pay for everything, but he was so abusive because he was tired all the time. 14 hour shifts. Yeah. There's no excuse for it, but still. Yeah. So I started dating his coworker because I didn't have enough money to get home. Right. Yes. And I was just like, oh my God, I just need a break. I need a roommate situation so I can get a little job, make some money, go do something else.
Fell in love with that guy. God, you know, the love bomb type until you. And then they've got you where they want you. Yeah. And then we, he almost killed me once. And I would never call the cops on him, no matter what he did to me. But he choked me out so bad one night. I just wouldn't get up. And he thought he killed me. So he called the cops and was like, I killed my girlfriend accidentally. Oh, my God. Yes. We were in South Carolina at the time.
And they have a state law, or they did at this time in 2014, about they prosecute for domestic violence. It doesn't matter if you press charges or not. That's how Vegas is. Mm-hmm. So he lost his job over this bullshit. His really nice job, he lost his really nice car.
And I got the brunt of it. Isn't that amazing? Yeah. And abusive relationships. It's like, it's your fault that my life is fucked up, but I didn't hurt you. I didn't do anything. Yeah. It's just wild to me how men think. Yeah. So you stay in this relationship. So I was stuck with that man. For how long? Oh, God. It went on two and a half years. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. Which...
a blip compared to a lot of people's story. Don't minimize your trauma. Thank you. So we're down and out. We didn't have anything to like, his mom wouldn't put up with us. No one would put up with our asses and we would fight like cats and dogs all the time. But the sex was probably amazing, right? My husband's sitting around. Sorry. No, he knows. That's how, no, that's how fucking relationships are. And it's so hard to get,
unattached from that sex and like it's almost like you're willing to put up with getting beat up just to have that oxytocin that you get from that exactly exchange that energy exchange that one person is enough to delude your whole fucking wild man that's how abusive relationships are and unfortunately that's why women stay as long as they do yeah
It's because of that dick. The demon dick. To this day, I'm like, is that a red flag? Is it a red flag? The good dick. Yeah. Literally. It is. If you have good dick, stay away. All right? I don't know any nice dudes who have good dick. Do you? Do you guys? No. They're all... I'm telling you. It's a no all around. I mean, I love my husband. I love my husband.
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We, so we were down and out. No one would put up with us except for his aunt and uncle who lived in Denver that he hadn't seen in years and years. So we went out there and tried to act the nice couple and it was just a shitty situation all around. We were living in their unfinished basement and like paying like
the whole mortgage and oh my gosh yeah i was like aunt and uncle just took advantage of a situation absolutely abso-fucking-lutely the apple doesn't fall far from the tree yeah from the tree branches goodness and and just so much fucked up shit while we were there with them it was just everything all at once it wasn't any final hurrah i was just finally came to my senses and i was like i'm too young
To deal with this. I'm too smart. I'm too good looking. I got to do something else. If it's get a sugar daddy, then it's get a sugar daddy. But we're going to get up out of here. So how'd you get out? So I did literally look for a sugar daddy on Craigslist. Oh, fuck. I remember Craigslist sugar daddies. They were weird. Because I didn't know about Backpage. Oh, okay.
Back page was scary too though. I never did the back page thing. I would like post. So what we would do was a thing called bait and switch and my, I would let my girls, my close girls use my pictures and I would book them for
Cause I, nobody ever trusted to book their own shit. Cause I was always really smart. I would get the IDs beforehand and like search their whole families, find their Facebooks and shit like that. So I would book the calls for them. And then when they would go, they would, it would be them and not me. And they'd be like, Oh, you know, she's not feeling good, but I'm here. And you know, eight times out of 10, it worked. You know, there's only men don't turn away, turn away vagina. Yeah.
It's very rare that they're like, no, I want exactly what I ordered. Yeah, when they get all the way to knocking on the door, yeah. Yeah, so Craigslist, you are a fucking brave woman. Craigslist and EAS. Oh, I found this guy, not to be racist, but just some Indian guy. And he owned a car rental dealership near Denver. Yep. And I went out with him exactly one night.
And I packed a bag. I stayed the night. And I did. Of course he thought I was going to fucking have sex with him. Right. I wasn't thinking that. I just thought we were going to go out. How old were you? 21. 21. Yeah. I was like, we're going to go out. You know, maybe I'll have to kiss him.
Right. Yeah. Because everybody paints the facade of sugar daddies is like, oh, you don't have to do anything with them. Or like, it's like a, you know, it's like what you see in movies and like, no, there's, you got to pay. There's a sugar daddy. Cause there's sugar at the end of the daddy that you have to get if I could to get paid. Yes. I was deluding myself about what that sugar was going to be. Yeah. And of course he's trying to do all this and I'm just laying there in the bed that night. And the next day I had my,
Abusive ex, come pick me up. Did he know what you were doing? Oh, yeah. Okay, so he was okay with it. He was just laughing. No, no, no. It was like a cruel joke to him. Oh. Yeah. He was waiting for me to crash and burn, so I had to crawl back and deal with whatever his punishment was going to be for this whole episode. Oh, God. That is horrific. So, I got on the internet. Yeah.
So you went back to the abusive ex and he just fucking was... Well, he picked me up and he dropped me off at the apartment that we'd got together, but he had just dumped me at. Right. And I was working for $12 an hour at this shitty gun factory, midnight shift. Aww. Couldn't afford it. Anyway, that night, smoked my last eighth of weed while I looked on the internet and
um for the brothel applications because I was like yeah I need to apply at the brothel the application's online so I applied to Bunny Ranch Sherry's and Mustang and Mustang's the first brothel that called me back the very next day and they were like it was a Friday and they were like can you be here on Monday and I was like
I had like $126 to my name. I was like, yeah, I'll make that work. Yeah. Fucking sold the furniture. I was renting. Oh, I don't know why I thought I was going to afford rental furniture. She's what I sold the furniture. I was renting. Baby. We've all done that. Okay. Did never be ashamed. Yeah. Do what you gotta do for sure. I've owed fucking, what is that fucking place called out here? Rent is something I've owned. I've owed them so much money for years. Yeah. Yep.
So I got on that plane. I had my one little backpack of Rue 21 lingerie and I was like, I'm going to make it. So you land at the... I land at the Reno Tahoe airport. And who picks you up? This lady picks me up, their driver, this really sweet older lady with red hair. And she's just the sweetest. And she takes me to the brothel and everyone's nice.
And it's just like a house full of happy hoes. And I'm like, oh my God, thank God. I thought they were going to be some cutthroat bitches here. You know? Isn't it amazing? I think a lot of people think that about women and sex and sex work. They think that we're going to be like super catty with each other. It's going to be competitive. And yeah, there are a few chicks who are like that, but for the most part, it is the most loving. It's like a sisterhood, you know, like we get it. We're all in the same business, you know, it's like,
nobody's better than the other. We're all just here trying to fucking not die and stay afloat. Exactly that. We get it. We didn't end up in the brothel because our life is perfect. Right. Exactly the way we want it. Yeah, exactly. When girls come in, especially now we're like so sweet to them. Like the culture has changed a lot at Mustang. Yeah.
We'll bring her on in a little bit too. Cause I would love to hear, I would love to hear from her. Um, so take me, they, this really sweet red haired lady picked you up from the airport and then, or how are you feeling? Are you just fucking like, Oh my God, you're shitting bricks. Oh,
Up to that point, I mean, I'd slept with like six and a half people in my whole life. She said a half. Oh, God, I don't want to know who the half was. So you're shitting bricks, you're getting taken to the brothel. And what was it like your first time stepping in there besides all the girls being sweet and all that stuff?
It was just a crazy experience. Everything was so much nicer than I thought it was going to be. They had chefs there to make all of our food to order whatever we want. They had maids waiting on us hand, foot, and finger. And like the madam herself kept coming to check on me and ask me if everything was good, if I was okay. And like, I just thought it was going to be like, get in here and
show me your tits and suck the stick gorilla pimp shit yeah and i was like okay it's gonna be what it's gonna be but it was so much better like a thousand times better i love that so you settled in and it was probably you've never been uh kind of catered to like that too so it was probably like felt amazing to have people care like hey are you okay what's going on like how are you feeling right now and just checking in with you literally before
them asking me any of that. I can't remember the last time someone had asked me like, Hey, are you good? Yeah. So the, the first night, did you work or did it have to take? No, because it takes 24 hours to get your STD results back from the doctor. So you're chilling that first night and really you're chilling into your next day because the madam wants you to be like settled in and feel good about yourself. Right. And then she wants you to put your hair and makeup on, get ready for training.
Oh, we have ho training. Ho training, girl. Oh, shit. I'm excited. What does ho training entail? Everything. They showed me how to put a condom on with my mouth. What is it? They showed me how to put a condom on with my mouth on this big silicone dude. That's part of the ho training? All right. Break it down for me. I need to know. What is the ho training? So we have a Chad doll at the office. Chad. Chad. I love that. He's a big silicone man with a hard cock. And they show you how to pleasure Chad. I need a Chad. Yeah.
I need a Chad, a spare Chad just laying around. I know I did. I did have one actually. It was just a torso. Yes. Is that what Chad is? He doesn't have a head? No, he does have a head and a torso. Oh, you guys got the real, you guys got the rich shit over there. I like it. Okay. So Chad.
Chad Ho training, how to put a condom on with your mouth, how to take it off, you know? Yeah. Just everything. And I was just like, oh my God. So do they teach you the game though? Like, do they teach you, like, do they help you with your mouthpiece? Because that honestly is literally 95% of being in the industry is learning how to hustle motherfuckers and upsell them. Or is that something that you have to learn? I'll put it to you this way. Like,
you can put somebody on, but if they don't have it, they don't have it. So like they tell you what to say, but another girl that when I got there, like spit game to me and taught me how to like, that was part of her nefarious plan for me because I was be scheming. But yeah. What was her plan? What happened? Uh,
Oh, God. Eventually, I got all, like, mixed up with her and her pimp. Yeah. Oh, gosh. Okay. Well, we'll dive into that in a second. Yeah, because girls don't spit game for free. That's... Come to find out. So, that's not true. Because I always... Anytime, any... When I was in the industry, if somebody came to me and needed game, I...
always gamed my girls. They've seen it firsthand. If I was doing OF and I was fucking... This is after I had transitioned, but even when I was doing OF, I took my girls off the streets and was like, come on, I'm going to teach you this game. It's always been...
Uh, for me, it's all, they always say the game is to be sold, not told, but I just feel like women, honestly, if we just stuck together more, we could, you know, just run shit in that industry. And I have never wanted to ever make anybody make a mistake that I did. And, you know, it costs them their life or something. Exactly. I'm so glad to hear you say that because that's exactly how I feel. It's part of what I've devoted my tech talk to.
I have an OnlyFans where just other hoes can subscribe and I just talk about the game. That's amazing. I didn't know that about you. I love that. That's amazing. And we got to promote that while you're here. I mean, listen, I don't want to get in trouble for promoting sex work. Okay. You guys are always on my ass about it, but if you're going to do it, at least listen to somebody who's a professional and knows what the fuck she's talking about, you know? So don't just be getting advice from just anybody. So take me. Okay. So you went through ho training.
What was it like turning your first like trick at the ranch? Oh my God. That was like a whirlwind. I was so nervous. The madam took me out into the bar and she's like, all right, like scope it. Like those are clients. And I was like,
fake confident I was like all right that's my client and he was as soon as she left I walked right up to him and I was like I'm new here but like let's go do they love fresh meat smell it on you literally they love it they love green and he just he like led the damn thing and of course at Mustang we have a big sister program so someone else sells your pussy the first time tell me what big sister program is yeah so a seasoned working lady it doesn't matter her age it just matters how many years she's got in the game
she shows you the ropes and spits game to you basically. Can I be a big part of the big sister program? Please. We would love for you to come out. I would love that. That would be amazing. My husband would be like, what are you doing? You're going back to the bra. He would so be down with it though. Jay is so cool. He would be like, all right, bitch, whatever you want to fucking do. Good.
You can come and stay in the old Mustang resort. Have you been to Mustang? I haven't. So I, I've never, I never got into the only reason, and this is God's honest truth that I never worked at a brothel is because you have to be there for two weeks straight and you can't have your phone on you.
The phone thing? Not true. Okay. How would I make TikToks? Okay, gotcha. Yeah. Well, back then you weren't allowed to have your phone on you. Yeah, it's changed a little bit. And I was like, hell no. If you're going to make me sit somewhere for two weeks, I want my motherfucking phone, you know? But I just, you know, I went, I did the escorting and signed up with the services and everything.
pretty much I was an Eros girl. So I booked my own calls on Eros and all that, which is still, all of it is very risky you guys. And I just want it to keep putting that disclaimer that no amount of sex work doesn't come without risk. And you know, you just have to be, if you're going to be in the industry and you're going, this is something you aspire to do. Just please really research it and learn before you jump balls deep.
And please don't come to the industry and think it's like your square job. Because a lot of women see my TikTok and they're like, let me leave being a dental hygienist and go see what this is about. And they get there and it's like, please go home because you're not. Yeah. What are they trying to do? You're not about this. What are they trying to do? They just want to play ho for the weekend. Really? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. So now it's like an aesthetic. Yeah. Oh, my God. It's kind of like my wife's aesthetic. Like they're just going to try on the ho aesthetic for once. Yes. Yes.
Do they have like an intense screening? I guess we could ask the madam whenever she comes on. Yeah, I don't know. Okay. Yeah. Okay. So take me on the first night that you, sorry, we got sidetracked. I'm so excited. This is like right up my alley. I get so excited when I get to talk about sex, sex work, because it's like, it was so good to me and it made me who I am. And, you know, granted I've gotten punched in the face by tricks and fucking had been locked in hotel rooms and I've done, you know, fucked up shit. But at the same time, it was like,
It was kind of one of the best times of my life. Yeah. It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. Literally. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So take me on this journey of the first night turning a trick in. So first night, my big sister, Riley, who is a girl that's been in the game a really long time, she said she's spent more time with Santana than all their wives combined. But she didn't really, like, follow me around and spit game to me. But she was there for my first negotiation. And she sold me to my first trick. Right.
her client. We don't call them tricks of Mustang, but, and after that I was like on cloud nine. And by the way, she's like street prices. We're talking this first party street prices. And I was stoked about it. Okay. So I didn't know any better. What is like considered street prices in the hundreds? Okay. Okay. Gotcha. Yeah. So you turn this trick. What, what did you have to do? 15 minutes of everything.
And then how much did you get paid? $300. Yay. And then is it, so it's 50, 50. So I got one 50 for that and Mustang got one 50. Can you, are you allowed to upsell customers too? Hell yeah. If you can get more money, I did my very next, well, I didn't upsell him. I undercut a bitch to get him, but it was much more than that. I love that. So what happened? You, how did you undercut her? So he picked the both of us from the lineup and my big sister was busy. So I had to do the negotiation. Um,
by myself and he was like okay how much for like a couple hours and he looked at her and she was like $2,500 and he looked at me and I was like I'll do it for two grand and he was like get out to her oh god
Was she mad when that happened? Hell yeah. She never talked to me again. Oh shit. Okay. Gotcha. I would, I would figure that it would kind of be like an unwritten, unspoken rule that it's like, you guys got to all get your fucking money. You know, I didn't know what was going on. Like I thought like she should get, I thought we were both going to do it at the same time, but she should get paid more because she's been there. Oh,
Oh, God. So you didn't know. Which is not a thing in the whole world. Oh, shit. Yeah. So how long have you been working there? Eight years. So you've been there eight years. And do you do two weeks on, two weeks off? Sometimes I'll come in just for like five days.
As long as you've got some seniority, like after your first tour, and as a matter of fact, you can move down to seven days. Gotcha. Nobody ever told me that back in the day. It's still just a long time to be there, especially because I just live a couple hours away. And it's like on a slow day, you might want to go home and see your husband, but you can't do that. There's a doctor who used to be one of my clients who actually...
takes care of all the girls at the ranches and that dude saved my hand one time. Um, but he just was an amazing human. Um, and it was just crazy how it's like all tied in. Like it just like brings back memories for me. It's just wild. Um, so you've been there eight years. Um,
What would you say is like the worst memory of anything you've ever had to go through being at the chicken ranch? And then we'll go to the best one at Mustang ranch. Um, the worst, like that happened there on the property, like with a guy or a girl, or just like a worst story that's happened. It could be with a girl or a guy. So many life events have happened there. Like, yeah, I think the worst is like my husband got arrested and I had to go back to Mustang because I had, I had quit, uh,
Or I had taken some time off in 2019 to go back to school because I wanted to be a veterinarian and like actually do the damn thing this time. It's 12 years of school. It's a lot. And large animal vets have the highest suicide rate of any profession. I thought it was dentists. It's large animal veterinary, I believe. Wow. We can fact check it. It's up there, though. I didn't know that. Give that a go. It is up there. I would be very curious to know that.
That's wild. I wonder why you're working with fucking animals. Wouldn't you fucking... It's so heart-wrenching, though, because especially in large animal, horses are expensive. People can't afford it. And then quickly you'll have to put the animal down. An animal you've put so much time and love and money into. Love into, yeah. I never thought of it that way. Oh, my gosh. The long hours as a vet. It was just... And I shadowed some for two summers. Yeah.
Cause you have to have that many hours of volunteering with them. So what happened when you took time off to, um, did you, I did fun shit cause we lived in Tahoe. I opened a cleaning business up there with my best friend and I worked real estate for a little bit and I just chilled. Um,
And then I went back to school and then the pandemic hit while I was going to school. And then my husband got arrested for selling drugs. Damn it. This one out here? Yes. Oh, you like thugs too. I love thugs. Yeah. So, and then I had to go back to Mustang because I didn't have anything else. So when you went to Mustang eight years ago, were you married? Yeah.
No, I was not married. No, I met him in April of 2017. Where did you meet him at? At a boombox concert in Tahoe. We actually like we didn't match on Tinder, but I had my fucking Snapchat in there and I was like,
you know, nobody ugly even hit me up. It like some random ass surface shit. And he sent me two pictures and a video of him ripping a bong. And he was like, I'm six, four, 200 pounds. And I was like, come get me at five. And he's like, let me borrow my buddy's truck. And I'm like this. You were like, my pussy is wet, wet, ride a bike. And I will just fucking sit on your face. Yeah. Love that.
Yeah, but I gave him a chance and like I moved in with him that day. Oh. Yeah. We dropped some acid. Yeah. Yeah.
I love that. So how long had you been working at the ranch when you guys moved in together? Six months. Okay, gotcha. So it happened right after. And then, so how did he feel about it? Because I know that it's like mixed reviews on how men feel about their girls in the sex industry. For sure. I always tell people, like, when they ask, how did he respond? He fucking knew. He was like, I thought that's what you did. Yeah. Yeah.
Because he just knew about the lifestyle and those kind of girls. And he had no judgment at all. He was like, you know, respect the hustle kind of. I love that. That's how my husband was when we got married. He was like, do you, baby? Yeah, he would do the same thing. He's like any smart girl would. It used to make me mad because I had gotten out of an abusive relationship where everything was controlled. And so I'd be like, it doesn't make you a little bit jealous. And he'd be like, no. And I'd be like, why not? Yeah.
You know, like I want to fight. Why don't you fucking, why are you not jealous that I'm over here fucking doing this? But I'm so thankful for that now that I've healed a lot and realize that women like us need men like that, that are, you know, let us be us and don't aren't controlling and, you know, aren't trying to fucking ruin our lives and just, you know, support us. Exactly. I think a lot of people could mistake that kindness for weakness in a way. And it's not, it's not,
You have to be a very secure man to know what your woman's doing and never use it against her and to just love her. And it's like, and I'm not, you know, like I said, I love women in sex work, but you know, coming into a relationship where your partner is,
doing things that most people in a normal monogamous relationship wouldn't be able to handle is a lot for somebody and for them to be able to handle it, you have to be extremely strong. Exactly. Like literally for years I was waiting at the end of every argument for him to be like, well, you're nothing but a whore. And never has he ever even hinted anything like that. When's his birthday? Is he a Sagittarius? Oh shit. I don't actually know. He's maybe a cancer. Oh, is he in July? Oh yeah. He has a cancer. Yeah. That's crazy. Um,
Um, so, okay. Working at the ranch. What is like one of the funniest stories you could tell me that has happened there? I mean, I need a goal. Give me a gold one girl. This one time, this man hit us all up on the email and he was like, I want eight girls. I'm coming this. We're going to, you know, but I can't put a deposit down and we're like, you're bullshit. So we didn't hold our breath on it. He shows up and I didn't have my strap on because I wasn't expecting him to come to the appointment. Oh,
And so my girl, Christina Marie, love her. She had an extra, but it was the BBC. And so I was like, it's fine. I'll just go last. So I'm waiting, waiting, puffing my little vape pen in the corner. And finally God and everybody. You're just watching this dude getting railed? Yes. Okay. She's all just puffing my vape in the corner, watching. With my big black fake cock. Watching Tom get railed. And God and everybody has been in his ass, right? So I'm like.
It's my turn. He's ready. Hold on a second. There's a lot to unpack. Hold on a second. I just want to make sure I'm understanding this right, okay? So he hit you up and he was like, I want eight girls to ram me in my ass. Yes. Okay. He's like, I'm on a two-month trip at the end of this trip. This is the cherry on top.
Okay. So he shows up, picks eight of you, and you guys all go in this room and take turns just plowing him. Yeah, in the Mustang dungeon. Oh, shit. And it's so funny. We're like walking to the party and the owner, Donnie, is coming through and he just sees us all with our flopping fake cocks. And he's like, oh, I love my job. So God and everybody has been in his ass. And I think now is my moment.
I go and I just, and I don't normally do things like you see me. I'm like the girl next door. I do vanilla parties. Yeah. And I just go full for it. And this poor man screams bloody murder. And he's like, let me up, let me up. And he runs to the bathroom and I'm like, oh shit. And all the girls are looking at me like, what the fuck did you do that for? What happened? You didn't use any lube. You didn't slide it in slow. I was like, I was lubed up.
Damn, you just went in dry. I went in dry full force. Oh, holy shit. Was he all right? To the bot. He definitely had a hemorrhoid after that. He for sure had a hemorrhoid. Probably a couple hemorrhoids. Damn it. Did he ever come back? He has been emailing Madame Tara to come back. Son of a bitch. He loved it. He loved it. Oh, damn. That is amazing. Tell me another story. I want to hear. I could listen to these all day long. I love the ho stories.
Shit, I've got a million from clients. I just heard the one that you were talking about. The dude was creaming out of his asshole. What in the hell, bro? Fucking just I'm just trying to host karaoke night. And this guy is telling this story. And I'm like, that's not normal. And he's like, what? And I was like, don't you talk about this with your male friends. And he's like, you can't as a straight man tell another man friend of yours that you stick shit up your ass for fun on the weekends. Yeah.
I'm like, honey, you've got to go to the doctor. You can't come out of your ass. Can you, when a man walks in, can you tell which one likes it up the ass now? I'm getting better at it. Yeah. What is like the typical male that comes in and wants something rammed up its ass? Oh my God. It's his ass. The 45-year-old man in the golf shirt and the two short shorts. Literally. Fucking, I knew it.
Literally, you'd be surprised like a lot of CEOs love like because they they're a lot of people who have to be in control all the time, like to be come in and be out of control and just get fucking plowed.
Yes. It's almost like they turn on their altar personality. Yeah. I would know. I would look at my husband's butthole and be like, that thing has been tampered with. Yes. It's so funny. They come in and they're like, I've never done this before. And it slides in, you know, I've never done this before. And it's just a big old gaper. You're like, yeah, you have dude.
Like, don't fucking lie. Maybe that's part of the allure that they love is to just be like, no, I've never done this before. Yeah, exactly. Never done this before. Never been here before. What is the sweetest story? Have you ever taken anybody's, like, virginity or, like, anything like that? I took one whenever I was working. So many virginities. But, like, the sweetest story to me is actually this lesbian that I was seeing for a while. Aw.
And like women, one-on-one, they don't see sex workers a long time. Like, is that your experience with them? Normally when I would see women, it would be with dudes. So it would be like threesomes. Yeah, that's normally how it is. It's very rare for women to come in on their own and very rare for them to be regular clients. They're looking for something more than what we can give, really. Right. So she was all nervous. She hadn't dated in years and years, and we...
She was my regular for like three months and she just texted me here recently and said, I got married. I can't believe it. Like she was so nervous whenever we would talk, she would just be shaking. And now she's a totally different person. Do you feel like doing sex work has helped you heal from your sexual trauma? Yeah.
As in like taking your power back? A thousand percent. I get to tell someone when they can, what they can't do, how much they have to fucking pay me to breathe around me. Yeah. Isn't that the best feeling? Yes. I love that. I miss that feeling. Come to the dark side. I'm just, I'm coming back to the brothel, guys. When I think of summer smells, I think of sunscreen, salty beach air, barbecue on the grill, and...
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Thank you for joining us. Thank you for having us. So how does one become a madam? Having a lot of years in industry. Yeah? Yep. Were you a working girl before? Yep. Okay, gotcha. And then you just kind of worked your way up at the brothel? Tell me about your journey into sex work. I started in the business in 1990, and I'm 52 now. Oh, you look amazing. Yeah.
I trained under the last Madam Susan, and I think I've been a madam for almost 15 years. Wow. What does training to be a madam entail? You pretty much shadow her around and just literally shadow her around for about two or three years. And just kind of like, what is a madam's responsibilities? That's a better question. It's not a madam's responsibilities. Too many to name.
You're like the house mom. Yeah. Pretty much. Like, you literally just have to, like, care and love these girls, right? Yep. And help them at the brothel, outside the brothel, scheduling over 50 women, just running the whole house, being on call 24-7. It's just, there's a lot. Do you live there? No. I'm about 15 minutes away. Okay, gotcha. Yeah.
So what is it about the industry that you love so much that has kept you in it for so long? These ladies. Yeah. 100% these ladies. Aw. Yeah. The brothel culture is really strong. Yeah. And you guys seem really close. Tell me about you guys' relationship. Tara is, like, the only mother figure I have in my life. The only, like, older woman that, and to have been a working girl, she gets it just like no one else can.
Aw. Dossie and I have been through it for a lot of years. Yes. So you've been there as long as she has. Were you there on her first day, too? Oh, yeah. Aw. Oh, yeah. And when she called to come back in the middle of the night, got up and went and got her immediately. Which time? All of that. So you've actually walked out and quit before? Oh, I've been fired many times.
Wow. How do you get fired from a brothel? Well, fired is a strong term. Yeah. A lot of times because of the industry it is, you get wild. Girls fuck up. You get asked to go home for a while, sort your shit out, and then you can come back. When you say you get wild, what do you mean? One time I did drugs with a client. I thought it was coke, but it was meth. Oh, shit. So they were like, girl, go the fuck home. Oh, no. We're a drug-free house. We are a drug-free house. Oh.
Oh my gosh. Were you up for days? Yes. That's the worst. Like crazy. Not thinking I was at all. Yeah. Yeah. Just thinking like, I'm fucking, I feel great. Why can't I sleep? That's hilarious.
My goodness. What are some crazy things you've seen go on at the Broadway? You've been there freaking... A long time. A long time. A lot of crazy things. Tell me a crazy story. Oh, Lord. The party in the Dom, I came in that morning at 7 o'clock in the morning, and the Dom, the room was open, and then you just go in there and see seven ladies with dildos on, and you're like, this is better than coffee. But one of the girls, three weeks ago, she gets a customer, and...
I guess she asked him, have you ever done any anal? And he's like, no, never. I want to try it. And so she started with a little one. And then she came and got me 30 minutes later. And it's inside him. And it's gone. Oh, fuck. And she did not find it. Oh, no. What do you want me to do? Because I'm not a doctor. We can't take him to the hospital. And I'm like, oh, my God.
so that was the first time i had to go and get some gloves and go in there and help her and you had to scoop it out you had to go in there and go in this man's and pull it out with her there's like four hands in there scooping anyway and what is the guy saying when you guys are all just digging in his why is there so much play at the damn ranch what is happening oh god he's like please don't let me take this home to my wife that's probably
That's probably all he's saying. Can you imagine sitting there with a vibrator inside of you and it just go off by accident while you're in bed with your wife? And the whole bed's like vibrating and you're just like, I don't know what's happening. I don't know what's happening. It's in there somewhere. Oh my goodness. And so you guys ended up getting it out. We got it out. That is crazy. Yep. So seeing so many women come and go, is it hard to get attached to girls or do you just love them personally?
for who they are and usually right off the top for who they are yeah to know them immediately build that rapport with each and one of everyone that's amazing that you guys have someone like that that's really just it's incredible tar is one of a kind i think that would be the hardest part about stepping into your shoes because going to the management side is something i've always considered but
But when girls lie to you and they steal money and they're fucking catty ass bitches after they've been one way to you for so long, it's like, it really makes you jaded. It really makes you, or it makes me suspicious of every new girl. Yeah. But you can't be, you have to just love them for who they are.
And at the end of the day, you have to remember, it's not an insult towards you. It's just they want to make more money. And it's like, you know, it's wrong. It's a rule. But it's human nature, too, to want to, like, you know, pocket a little bit of money and fucking just try to... I used to...
rob all the fucking services out here. I've been fired from every one of them. Okay. I mean, I, let's just be honest here. This is why I had to go work on Eros because I didn't start booking my own calls because the services were like, no bitch, you fucking use us and then just fucking take our money and don't ever come back. And I'm like, well, fair. Um, so do you have children of your own? Well, it's the truth. It's
I got kicked out of fucking strip clubs for it too. Like I would, men would want to try to take, I just always feel like men deserve it. You know, like they just fucking deserve it. You guys fucking put yourself in that position.
Don't fucking cry over spilled milk. You know what I'm saying? I know, but like tucking aside, like, but when you help a lady, you help her get off drugs, you help her get her kid back. I get that. Okay. Yeah. And then they spit in your face. Okay. Yeah. Recently. Oh, I got you. Okay. I understand. They take advantage of your kindness sometimes. Yeah. That's what it comes down to. Gotcha.
So do you have kids of your own now? I do not. You do not. And no plans to ever have any. No offense to anyone who has kids. They're great. I get it. Well, I mean, all the trauma you went through as a child, it's understandable. I feel like when you go through certain traumas as a child, you either want to have kids to kind of like correct what happened to you or you choose not to have kids. Like me, I've never wanted to have kids until recently. And it's just like you just get to a point where it's like, hell no, I'm not going to put trauma on another fucking soul walking the earth. Exactly.
Yeah. And people tell me all the time I'd be a great mom. And I'm like, I don't. From what example? How old are you? 30 this year. 30. Yeah. You still you have a ways to go and you never know. You might change your mind one day. Does your husband want babies? No, he does not. But he's also won't get a vasectomy. So we'll see. Yeah. So whatever happens, happens. Yeah. Crazy. So is there any other stories you guys want to share? Anything different?
wild and crazy that we should know goes down at the ranch about caveman and where he stayed a month he stayed a month uh you can stay a month we had a customer stay a month and he partied every day with multiple girls if i wanted to stay for a month at the at the ranch how much would that cost me
Well, depends on the lady you're talking to. Can't really discuss prices, but I can say that I've had a lady book $98,000 in one month. Wow. And another lady, we had a couple come in, they were supposed to say three days, and then they extended, and two girls...
Multiple girls. They spent $100,000 for one week, seven days. And then that's split down the middle, right? Yeah. 50-50? Yeah. That's amazing. That is wild. I couldn't imagine just being like, hey, honey, let's go stay at the brothel. It's a resort. The resort? Oh, so is it a resort? So it's like...
I need to look at pictures. Okay. We need to send you pictures and videos. It's a beautiful resort. You can come anytime. We have two buildings, so you can just stay in the old brothel. Can I bring cameras if we come in there? I would love to do something with you guys. For the Bunny XO show. We got great food, like housekeeping, security. We have drivers. Oh, my God. This will be so fun. We have beautiful seats that you guys can stay in. We just had a film crew there three, four months ago.
yeah oh i meant andy at the our videographer you guys would love him at the brothel he'll go i'll probably end up having to pay for him to stay for a month if we take him tell me about caveman oh caveman so yes he stayed a month um had multiple girls just around the clock i think his last day was during street vibrations
And we had a lady, I shouldn't probably say her name. Hold on, my husband's calling really quick and I know he just probably wants to say hi. Oh my gosh. Jelly, baby. Aww. I love that. I love that. Aww. That's amazing. Can you bring that chachi? Bring those home for me. Say hi, daddy. Oh my god. Hi. Hi.
Wonderful. So good. How are you? Incredible, man. I'm in Detroit, Michigan. Spoken with you before. Hell yeah. I love you, baby. Will you bring me those home, please? I might go stay at the brothel for a month. You want to come? You want to? You already know. Bunny XO heading to the brothel. Are you coming with me? Are you in? Tell the boys they can come, too. Bye. Bye.
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So on the last day, he wanted to be, I can't say that word, humiliated. Yeah. And be outside and chained up to the fence where another girl was whooping his ass. So mind you, this is street vibrations. It's a big event in Reno. Probably one of the hugest. Right. There's like the poker run, best rest of the West run. Hundreds of motorcycles are coming through the Mustang Ranch to get their poker card done. Yeah. Or clipped.
And so you see these bikers coming through and he was caveman on the side of the fence, butt ass naked with one of the girls just whooping his ass. And so you see him kind of pulling in cause you have to kind of come left to the bar where we are. And so we're standing outside cause you know, their heads are going to start turning and all these bikes are just like turning their wheels.
the other way looking at this man getting his ass beat and that was his last day at the ranch and we even made him a ward because he was there for a whole month that is and has he been back is he coming back does he talk to any of you guys he emails every now and then and reaches out so I'm sure he'll be back so you guys kind of really establish relationships with these clients oh gosh yeah yeah yeah
I love that. Is there somebody who's been coming to you guys for like years? A lot of them. Yeah. Really? So just a lot of people. A lot of repeat customers. Oh, yeah. I love that. And everybody always can be...
be it's a, it's discretion, right? Like you never can't talk. Yeah. Nothing leaves those walls and everybody signs paperwork to have movie stars been there and like celebrities and stuff like that. I'm not going to ask which ones, but yeah, lots. I want to know when we're off camera. You got to tell me cause I've probably seen them to those little dirt bags. I love that. What other questions did you guys have? I want to know like the process of someone wanting to go. So do they have to like email first?
Oh, you and Jason are going. You don't have to email first. You can just walk right up in there. Oh, so it's like first come, first served. Just drive down the road. You said you went into the bar with them. Do they choose? Is there a catalog of women? How do they choose? There's two aspects. When you pull in through the gate, there's the Wild Horse Saloon where the bar and restaurant is. That's where Dossie hangs out when she's on shift. Every girl has their shifts.
The back end of the site is where all their bedrooms are and that's the brothel. And so if a guy or a couple or a lady comes in and they want a private lineup, then they're gonna go into the parlor and get a lineup. - Oh, so you just send them in? - Yeah. - And they drive right in. - Have you guys ever seen the show Cat House?
Oh, we're watching it tonight. You got to see it. This is all like. Okay. Yeah. So when you walk in, they usually do like a lineup and all the girls come out in their little outfits and they all line up and the guy just looks at each one of them and he's like, I want that one and I want that one. No way. Yeah. Oh, we have to watch Cat House tonight. That's crazy. We'll snuggle up. It'll be our fucking Netflix and chill tonight. Did you have any more questions? Do you have any questions? Haley, do you want to sign up?
She's like, I could do my Patreon from there. You could do all the girls' makeup, though, and probably make bank, dude. Holy shit. Yeah. Oh, my God. Do you guys have, like, makeups and hair styles? We do. Or do you do it yourself? We have Jenny O. We do on the days of photo shoots. Yep. Yeah. Wow. That's crazy. Are they allowed to have any relationships outside of this? Like, are you able to meet men and go outside of the Broadway? Oh, hell no. No. Yeah. So it's all within house.
Yeah. There's a no-frattenizing rule, too. So if any of the girls hook up with security or the bartenders, which has happened recently, you're terminated immediately, too, because it causes friction. Yeah. It really does, because then she'll get jealous or he'll get jealous, and it causes some bullshit. Can't shit where you sleep. No. Yeah. What does the menu entail? I put one in your bag. Oh, yeah. Oh, this is fucking.
Oh, thank you guys so much. So I have a real brothel menu in the bag. Can I pull it out and look at it? Yours is the pink bag. Okay, gotcha. Oh my God, you guys are so sweet. This is amazing. You guys are so sweet. Oh my gosh. Sorry. Okay, they got me a present, you guys, and I'm so excited about this. So I will open it up while we're on camera right here.
Oh my goodness, what is this? Oh, titties! Boobies! Oh, and they're all signed by the girls? Oh my god, this is so cute! This is definitely going in the new studio. Thank you so much. Oh my god, I love that. Okay, what else do we have?
Oh, I'm wearing this this week. Is this a brothel Mustang ranch? I'm doing my, okay. So I do this, this like, um, I don't want to say iconic, but I do this like viral thing where I get out of the pool and I slap my ass on the concrete and I do it every summer. I didn't get to do it last summer. I'm going to do it this week in this. This will be amazing. Oh my God. All right. What else do we got in here? God, you guys, thank you. He has
You guys did not have to bring me gifts. Thank you so much. Thank you for having us, definitely. Oh, do I got some Mustang Ranch merch? What is this? Yeah, in this merch. A little hoodie. Yay! What is this? This is like your guys' merch? Yep. Yes. Oh, thank you guys so much. I love that. Should be a menu in there somewhere. Hold on. I'm looking. You guys gave me so much shit. I'm excited. Oh, my God.
It's a hat. I love hats. I'm going to wear this one all the time. Oh my God. I love that. This is my husband. I'll have my husband wear this on stage. I'll have Jay wear that on stage. I'll be like, baby, you got to wear it for the girls. I got stickers. Oh, we got your husband a big t-shirt that says no one rides for free. Oh, he will love that. Oh my gosh. Okay. Did I get everything before I get into this menu? I think so. Was that everything? There might be a...
Little box of a phone charger in there. Oh, yeah, there is. Thank you guys. You guys are so sweet. Thank you. All right. No toys today. No toys. Thank you guys. Thank you so much for the gifts. I appreciate it. All right, let me get my bifocalone because I am blind. You might have to read this menu for me though, Mimi, because my eyes are so bad today. All right, we got the Mustang Ranch menu here, guys.
I am so excited. So this ranch is on 1011 Wild Horse Canyon Drive in McCarran, Nevada. And when you open it up, it has a little intro, and then it gets to the pleasure menu. And it says special shows, lingerie show, vibrator show, shower show, and
Two or more girl show, drag party. - Kind of softness, I love that. - Sexy cinema, what's a sexy cinema? - We watch a movie but we're not really watching the movie. - Oh, gotcha, okay. Does that involve like everything or is it just like, and is everything timed? - That's something you work out with each client and we don't try to sell time. Obviously everything does have to be timed though. - Right, gotcha.
And you guys don't like set timers like they did in cat house and stuff like that. We do in the office. Just so we know for safety too, that Dossie's in this party. And if she tells me she's going to be in there for an hour, I don't see her in an hour and a half. I'm going to go into her room and check her and make sure everything's good. Gotcha. We have speakers in the girls' room so we can click in, make sure everything's good. There's alarms in the rooms for safety. Wow. Oh yeah. Gotcha. Yeah.
In every single room, in every single suite. You can like touch them without the client knowing and security comes in like 10 seconds. Oh, that's amazing. So what kind of danger have you ever been put in? No, no, like real danger. Just like drunk dudes being belligerent. Yeah. It's probably like pushy and well, I mean they're in your realm, so they would be stupid to. Yeah. Well, they try. Typical men. So they have, and then it moves on to foreplay and it says nude massage, um,
Breast massage. French teas. Fire and ice. Wild horse chair party. What is that? Kind of an old one. Yeah. Oh, no. That one was because we have the saddles and then that intertwined with it looks like a tantra chair. So you can do like 120 sexual positions on this chair. Yeah. That was the wild horse chair one. I love that. What's the most requested?
The standard half and half. A little sucky sucky and whatever. However they want to finish. So it says, yeah, it says full pleasure right here. So they got a straight lay. They got a wild horse roundup, a half and half, and then they have a menage a trois.
Oh, and then we got specialties on the back. Hold on one second. So you say, like, husband and wives come a lot? A lot, yeah. So, like, how big of a party can they book? Like, if they wanted to come in and, like, book them all? Like, do people actually do that? We'll roll out the fucking red carpet for you. Wow.
So it says in how or what does it say in in ranch or off ranch dates. So you guys are allowed to go off the ranch with the dates. Yes. And what does that entail? Like what's something like that? I just went on one recently before I left work and came here to do this. Oh, but we just went up to North Lake Tahoe because that's still on the Nevada side. So we have an escorting license for anywhere inside Nevada.
I'm always scheming to get clients to fly us to Vegas to do stuff, but they're like, let's stay in Reno. That's a far, that's a far trek. Yeah.
So we just went up to Tahoe for the day and had lunch and did a little shopping and came back and hung out privately. Do you have to take security? Well, there's a couple things. Once they go on an out date in Torino, you're going into Washoe County. And so now you cannot have sex because we only have a broth license in Story County. So she can go on the date, but then they have to come back to the ranch and have sex.
She can have security drive her, she's not comfortable. A lot of the girls have regulars and are comfortable with their regulars and so they'll drive with them and so they have all the options. - Do you guys watch "Dayline"? - Yeah, I watch it every damn day. That's why I got so many damn security guards. - Yeah, for sure. - I'll even have security if it's in a residence, security can go in there and check the residence before the girls go in there with the customers too. - That's amazing.
Well, is there anything else you guys want them to know about the ranch, about coming out there, or anything you guys want to shout out? Just if you ever see it on the ballot, vote yes for legalization. Yeah. Instead of decriminalization. That's just my personal viewpoint. Absolutely, 100%. Couldn't agree. I feel like if they were to legalize it, they wouldn't be able to tax it as much as they want to now. It would just be too much of a free-for-all for girls like me who start out very naive and very in a position where...
you know yeah yeah for sure I'm so glad you came on the podcast today thank you madam for sitting yeah no for bringing her on she's so excited oh no I'm so stoked and I want to I definitely want to make a trip up there and maybe we'll talk I'll have Mimi keep in communication with you guys but we'll figure out something to do so that we can advertise you guys more I would love to help you guys out if I could yeah amazing I think it would be awesome why don't you shout out your socials where everybody can find you
So TikTok is like my main page at the Modern Working Girl official and then the same for Instagram and that's really all I do right now. Oh, my OnlyFans. Shout out the OnlyFans. The OnlyFans. I haven't figured out how to fucking crack the OnlyFans. I can help you. I did really well on OnlyFans before. Look it up, girl. I got you. I'll have Mimi give you my number and if you have any questions, I'll help you.
Wow. Yeah, no, for sure. I, one thing I am really good at is figuring out how to monetize everything. So only fans, we figured it out and we did really well on it. We had a great run. You did do really well. Thank you. I had to,
fucking retire though because my husband decided to become a country music star I'm like damn it you motherfucker no I'm just kidding thank you guys so much for coming I appreciate you and so modern working girl then do you know your only fans yeah at the modern working girl okay okay perfect thank you guys so much for coming on is there anything you want to shout out just come out and see us yeah I want to come just hang out
I just want to slap on lingerie and hang out. We have parties all the time. Comedy night coming up. Oh, I love that. So it's like a little family over there. Yeah. I love that. Oh my gosh. I love that. And you know what? I've made my own family too. My literally, my girls are my family and that the,
That's all you need. Because I really truly believe that you come here on earth and yes, you pick your parents and stuff like that, but you get to pick your family that you choose to keep around you. And it doesn't have to be the family that you're born into. So she could have been your mom in another life for all you know. I think so. Yeah, for sure. All right. Thank you guys so much. Thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of Dumb Blonde. I'll see you guys next week. Bye.