Bunnie Q&A: Ask, Tell, Confess
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You ready? We are fucking disheveled today, guys. What's up, you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome to another episode of Dumb Blonde. Today we are doing something a little different. We wanted to do a Q&A with you guys and just check in with Patreon and let you guys know we love you and you know we love doing Q&As for you, so...

Let her rip memes. How many questions we got? A bunch, right? We did it different this time. We did a questions, confessions, or just a tag. Ask, tell, confess. Yeah. You're doing your stories every Sunday. Every Sunday on my Instagram, I do these, but I think we're going to start doing them more on Patreon too. First question, and this actually got asked multiple times, was did your crows follow you from the old house to the new house? I wish. I wish I was that cool. Yeah.

They want to know if they brought you any new shiny things. I wish the crows followed me, but we have a bunch of crows that seem a lot nicer than the ones that were fucking in our old neighborhood. So I'm going to try. I'm still trying to win them over. I gave them peanuts the other day, but then it fucking snowed. So I don't know if they knew that they were from me or not, but I'm going to go back out there and put some more, um,

They hang out in like the tree line, right? Yeah, in the tree line. But they come and they talk to us all day long. You can hear them squawking. They'll be in the backyard just talking and shit. If you get a crow, will you teach it Spanish? Oh, like that one? Yeah. What does he say? Ole. No, he doesn't say ole. He says, God, what does he do? Now I got to fucking look it up. There's this fucking crow. Is it ole?

Hola. Yeah. There's this crow on TikTok and I forget his name, but he's so fucking cool. And he's got the deepest voice ever. He's like, hola. And I'm like, what the fuck? But yes, I would love to have a pet crow that talked to me. That would be fucking amazing. I love that. I don't know much about this. This is more of like your forte, but everyone wanted to know what happened during your Saturn return.

During my Saturn return? A couple times. I forget how old you are. Google what age Saturn return is. I think it's 28, right? And if that's correct, I think I went through a fucking hellacious breakup. I mean, so here, this is what I need to explain to you guys.

My entire life is ruled by Saturn. I'm a Capricorn Aquarius. So my planets that rule me are Saturn and Uranus. 27 to 31. Yeah. So, okay. That's what I thought. Um, so, um,

I'm ruled by Saturn no matter what. Daddy Saturn has been fucking me my entire life. Okay? So I can't get away with shit. And Uranus is the planet of shit that just is like quick, sudden, abrupt shit happens. So that's how I've lived my life. It's a very karmatic life and it's a very like if I'm done with something, I cut it off, I move on, I start again. If I want to chop my hair, I chop it right then. I've always just lived my life like that. So

in between 27 to 31 was a pretty crazy time. That's when I hopped into, I think, I believe my abusive relationship. What year was that? 20, that would be 20. How old was I? Oh,

Hold on. I fucking don't even know how old I was. 20, 2008 is when I was 2013 ish, I guess. Yeah. So that's exactly when I got into, I was in a relationship that was really like with my ex Frankie and he's like, I love him. He's like a little brother to me now.

which sounds so weird. Sounds so weird. But it's like, he just went to jail last week and his family was like, can you bail him out? And I was like, yeah, sure, whatever. But I never had to bail him out. But it's like one of those types of relationships, you know? And I hopped into an abusive relationship in that time. So it was a really fucked up time in my life. And from 2013 to 2016 is when I did the most growing and growth. So it was right after my Saturn return. Oh, so it kind of ended and then you were like, wait, now it's time for growth.

Yeah, for sure. So my Saturn, like I said, I've always been ruled by Saturn. So my Saturn return wasn't anything spectacular. I can't even think of those times. That's when I met you. Let me take that back. Yeah, you didn't have a bad Saturn return. No. Yeah. Very glorious. And I need people to understand, like, when it comes to astrology, it's not all doom and gloom. Mm-mm.

I just because like right now Pluto's in my sun sign and I was freaking out about it last year because I was like, oh my God, I'm going to have health problems and blah, blah, blah. And I did.

If you, what you fear, you'll feed. So if you think something's going to be a negative lesson for you, it's going to happen. But Saturn is actually pretty forgiving. They just want, he just wants you to learn the lesson. So if he keeps sending you the same thing and you're not passing that test, you're going to keep getting the lesson in different bodies or in different situations until you learn how to pass that test. Yeah.

Which last year I didn't pass my test with certain things that we have been going through in this year. And you did incredible and you were so rewarded for it. Yeah, it's crazy. So, you know, just don't look at Saturn as like a bad thing. Look at it as like, what do I need to learn and grow? Because Saturn rewards you when you learn and grow. I love that.

I would love to know more about astrology, but I have actually learned a significant amount since we have like came together. Cause I, I, you know, I knew I was a horse. That was it. But like now when I see you're a whole Aries, we just had that conversation the other day. I was like, I am, but I'm not. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. It's funny. Um, Steph wants to know when she'll see horses in your yard. Oh man. Bailey wants a horse so bad. Yeah.

I'm thinking about doing many horses. The problem is, is we're just not home enough. You know, like if I knew we were going to be home for like a year straight. Yeah. No problem. But we're not going to be home. Like we're always on the road. So it's like I would never.

never want to do that to an animal dude like chachi goes with me everywhere so but i can't take a horse with me everywhere yeah so i've been thinking about like mini horses or something like that but that's that's sweet there's one you know olivia started horseback riding lessons and the lady has like six horses but then she has like a little pony a little miniature horse his name's dutton dutton like the dutton ranch like on uh yellowstone so sweet i love that dutton

I love that. Oh, so she's a Yellowstone fan, obviously. What the fuck happened to Yellowstone? I was in the middle. I did. I was in the middle of fucking watching it and fucking season. The season started and just never fucking went back on. What? Yeah. It got all these people invested in a storyline. I think they're having like wars behind the scenes with like, uh,

pay scales and stuff like that. Yeah. And I don't think they're able to figure it out. We got to meet, what's his name from there? Yeah. I didn't even know it was him. Listen, Rip is hot on Yellowstone. Rip is not in person. Okay. He is not hot.

His wife, on the other hand, though, banging, dude. She was hot. She didn't love me, but she's pretty. Yeah. She's really cute. Super cute. If someone wants to clarify on your Patreon, because we talk about a lot about like we have a lot of Patreons on there now.

and they need clarification of whether when they're talking to you and when they're not. So I think I could answer this really well. We always sign it if it's one of us. Yeah. So like if I'm talking, it will always have the word Mimi underneath it. Yeah, for sure. Or if you're getting messaged for your free merch, it will say from the Dumb Blonde team. But other than that, It's always me. It's her. She's messaging you back when you send those really beautiful posts and like messages. We'll leave them for her to respond to you guys because like I can tell that they're like,

Yeah. For me, you know? So I love that. Like you do interact on there so much and you get in the group chats a lot, especially. That's my favorite. He's my hanky panky girls and dudes. There's a couple of dudes. Hey, okay. First of all, there are some dudes in there and they've been sending dick pics. You'll get blocked. What is happening? Yeah. Don't send it. Dick pics. Cause you're going to get me in trouble. Okay. Like this is,

There's another website for that. I don't have an account there anymore, but there's tons of other women who would love to get their eye poked out. So please don't do that to us guys. There's always a guy who's got a fucking shit in the pool, you know? I know like this is not, there's a place and a time George. Okay.

No, it's always me. I love hanging out with you guys. I love my hanky panky chat. I'm always in there with you guys. You guys are just like, anytime I'm like even feeling sad or anything, I go in there and I just say hi and you guys make me feel so good. And I just love you. And I'm just so thankful that you guys want to be a part of this community that we're building. It's literally a community now. It's so cool. I love it over on Patreon because like,

When you're across the board, you miss a lot on social media platforms. Yeah. It's hard to filter through all of the comments and all of the people. And you can tell our Patreons are here because they care. Yeah. And so you get to interact and you kind of can weed out all the rest. Yeah. That's really cool. If you guys notice on social media, I have stopped responding to comments. So I literally only save that for you guys. I'll respond to like two or three comments on each post and that's it.

I just post and ghost because, you know, there's too many people who are trying to start shit now. If I could say the sky is blue and somebody will make a video like,

bunny did this and said this. And it's like, okay, yeah, I said that, but with what intention, you know? So it's like, I just save all my love for the Patreons. Absolutely. And that's where we get all of these questions and like recommendations and everything. Like Patreon has been such a cool community. Yeah. You guys are awesome. This one was great. Her name was Michelle and I appreciated this cause she said a lot within a little bit. She's first said happy birthday. So happy birthday to you. Um, what would you, what,

What would you guys define as a soulmate? And then her immediate next question was also fuck, marry, kill. Ice Cube, Snoop Dogg, Steve Harvey. Oh, God. Okay. Let's say fuck, marry, kill. I would probably fuck Snoop Dogg, marry Ice Cube, and kill Steve Harvey. We're going to off Steve Harvey. We're off on Steve Harvey. He's a funny motherfucker. The teeth are gleaming.

They are bright. They look like a planet. Sorry, you got offed because your teeth are too much. No, I mean, have you ever seen Steve Harvey smile? It's like disco balls in his mouth. Yeah, no, it's crazy. They could not have found a better person to take over Family Feud. Oh, no, he's a sweetie pie. I love that show so much now that he's on it.

Yeah. I just feel like Snoop is like chill and like, you know, would just be high. And then I feel like Ice Cube is like a G and he's like kind of a family man now. So he would be settled down. And then what was the other question? What would you define as a soulmate? A soulmate is somebody that holds a mirror up to you. So there's a thin line between soulmates and twin flames. And I know some people are going to disagree with me, but the beauty of this world is that we all have our own perceptions of things.

I really feel like a soulmate comes into your life and a soulmate doesn't have to be a lover. A soulmate can be a best friend, a dog, a kid, a fucking niece. Like there's so many people in your lives that can be soulmates. They're there to kind of like, you know, love you through everything, but also make you a better human. Whereas a twin flame is like going to mirror us.

all your negative traits back to you so that you have to change them. And they're usually like really tumultuous relationships. Normally they're based on passion because they are a lover. I don't think you can really be twin. You could probably maybe be twin flames with a parent. I could see that happening. You know, if it's like a narcissistic relationship or it's something super toxic like that, or even maybe, yeah,

I guess a sibling one could too, but you would have to really learn from that. And nine times out of 10, it's more of like a lover's relationship, but I didn't know that. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. No, but soulmates, you can have soulmates. I think everybody in this room is one of my soulmates, you know, definitely like one of my soul families, you and I have built together. Bailey and I have taught each other lessons together, you know, me and bug. That's my little, my little bestie over there, you know? So it's like,

I feel like and Jay's I've had every fucking psychic in the world. Anytime we've ever talked to a psychic has always said that Jay is my soulmate and my twin flame because Jay and I went through some shit when we first got together and now we're just kind of coasting. Interesting. It's so safe. Sometimes I'm like, should I go fight with him?

just to fucking just to turn shit up yeah like let's spice it up like that but that's literally that's the toxic in me is like should i go and fight with him just to fucking get a reaction out of him because it's like so chill now because we went through so much bullshit in the beginning and then now it's like we're just like hey you're looking around it's a little too calm yeah i'm like what is going on like well let's i came here to fuck shit up what's up

Okay, so people wanted to know when you're on the road, because you do travel significantly, then you're very rarely home for super long periods of time. How do you keep up your lifestyle from the home to on the road such as like your health because you're very open about like your diet and stuff? Let me just tell you guys. We're all laughing because we know what we do.

She will literally put in orders on the way to make herself as in home to that place as possible. Oh yeah. Like I, I could go to an Airbnb for 24 hours and you're getting a whole fucking grocery stock full fridge. We just did in LA the other day. Literally. I may have just ordered an entire home. Shows up pan sets, scales, utensils, eat,

eat like plates bowls spatulas literally she will make herself at home so the meal prepping and such because you don't really order out much or anything like that i don't order out unless i have to and then like if we're on the tour bus i cook you guys saw my my tour bus cooking things i have like little air fryers i have like little one skillets is what they're called and um yeah i my new thing is is i just said to larios the other day the chef larios i was like

I wonder if I can travel with my Vitamix because now I wake up every morning and I make that healthy smoothie. And he's like, I did that before. He's like, it's heavy as shit. I was like fucking Larios dude, but coming through an airport with it. Literally. I ordered a Vitamix to the Vegas house.

That's our food. I ordered a Vitamix to the Vegas house. I love it so much. You need one of those little travel ones. Yeah, but they don't... So the motor and the Vitamix is what breaks everything. So you saw all the shit I put in there today. You didn't taste any of it. That motor is what makes those Vitamix's so special. So you can't have the little bullet or the ninja or anything like that. Dang. I know. I'm going to laugh if that ends up in your suitcase one day. Yeah, so I travel with...

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Oh my goodness. So he had sex with his girlfriend's mom. So girlfriend's mom had sex with her while he was in college for weed. It's like Stifler's mom. It's what I tell Bailey all the time. I tell Bailey, I'm like, I can't wait till you go to college because I'm joining a fraternity. Yeah. She gets so mad at me.

She's like, you're not coming. I'm like, oh, listen, you'll never even know I'm there. Just wait. I'm going to be Van Wilder, but a female version of Van Wilder. That's going to be beautiful. Listen, Chad, I don't condone you cheating on your girl. I think that's fucked up. But did you ever tell her that you fucked her mom? I would love to know how that conversation ever went. Or do you think the mom told the...

Yeah. Did they, and for mom to do that to her kid, that's fucked up. That's fucked up. I didn't even think of it that way. Mom's on Xanny's clearly. Yeah. Mom is fucking just looking for some young schlong Xanny doubt ready for some. I listen. I would never do that to my kid though. You can't do that. That's fucked up. But yeah, Chad, tell us in the comments if, uh, anybody ever found out. Yeah. I would love to know. These fucking seats are ticking my tism, man. They just look like, you know, that Mr. Hankey off South park, uh,

She already ordered a new couch, by the way. Yeah, these couches are hideous. God, aren't they gross? Wait, don't we have a black velvet couch upstairs? Do we have one? I like the one I just ordered. So this person's name is Cocktopus. Oh, Cocktopus, you're definitely sending dick pics. It's got to be the dick pic person. How did the gal's bowel movement on the bus go when you gave her the supposed... Amber...

Poor Amber. My girl Amber is so shy. Shout out Amber native in Nashville. If you guys love really cool clothing and want to represent Nashville, she has the cutest clothing line. But my girl Amber, she is so shy. So shy. So shy. Right. And I'm like, let me just video this. Well, actually, I didn't don't even think I asked her because our lives are just lived on camera. So what you see is what you get. Like, we never know that the cameras are on, you know, and.

They were recording this and I was like, she's like, you can't post that. And I was like, dude, it'll probably won't get any views. Oh, 14 million views later. It got views. And then it went, it not just, it stopped there for a second, but then you posted it to your YouTube shorts and it went viral on there. So Amber's like every fucking night I'm getting 10 text messages of people saying, how'd your shit go? She shit.

fantastic i didn't know that you weren't there when that happened huh oh yeah she shit yeah she because so when you're traveling as much as we do your bowels get fucked up i wanted to know what our bowel movement routine was yeah your bowels get fucked up because you know you're just not used to traveling which is why i try to make such a home environment while we're on the road because i just want to make sure i stay regular because if i don't fucking my belly gets i gained three pounds with one turd like it's a whole thing we had a poop in bags guys

Yeah. No, we had to shit in bags. It wasn't enjoyable. I don't care what she says. I think it was freeing. No, it wasn't. I felt like it was freeing. I used to like wait till we got there in the morning and then just run to the dressing rooms after we parked. I don't know how you do that. When I gotta shit, I gotta go. No, I'm not pooping in a bag. It happened like three or four times. I had to finally do it. Like one time we were driving when it happened. That is traumatizing. Yeah.

Something about knowing how much your turd weighs and how much you shit. Like, you know me, I weigh out all my food and shit. So just to be able to hold my turd in my hand and look at it and be like, I'm definitely going to be about 0.75 pounds smaller tomorrow.

I love it so much. This is going into what we just talked about. April Cook said, Confession, I shit my pants in my husband's truck and told him the stain was chocolate. He didn't smell the shit? Fucking nature called and my asshole wasn't a jail cell. The poo escaped. Oh my goodness. I hate when shit stains get mistaken for chocolate. God, should we tell Haley's story even though she's not here? No, I just think that's really funny.

Call Haley. Tell her we're going to tell her we're going to tell her she has to be here for it. We're going to save that for when Haley's here. Or should we do it while she's on the phone? She might be sleeping. She's going to hate us for this. Hey, you got a salt and vinegar chip over there? Can I have one? You've been real sassy lately. Okay. Everybody's bleeding right now. She must be sleepy. How is that for ASMR?

Crunch, crunch, crunch. Fucking hilarious. I feel bad like we're not even telling them right now. Do we do it? And then just tell it again when Haley's on the podcast. Maybe have her reaction. We can't. We'll wait. We'll save it. I'm supposed to do it. I'm going to tell it on fucking the podcast we're doing in LA. Oh.

Not even our platform. No. Yeah. I love it. Look at that. That's such a manager thing. She's like, not even our platform. All right. Tiberius. Oh, okay.

said he my confession is i have a crush on demps dempsy i didn't know who she was when i first heard her voice on the podcast when i got home i watched the recording of that podcast heard how she hasn't had a man that treats her well i want to treat her how she deserves queen in the streets and me eaten under the sheets oh meat eaten

goodness tiberius the meat you might be the one in the group chat the meats hold on we're gonna call dimps so that she can hear that herself i don't know if she'll answer a facetime but we'll see tiberius you little freaky deaky this red thing looks great behind me i'm looking at your shot over here it looks so sick i like it we're trying to tell dimps that tiberius wants her but

Nobody's answering us today. Yeah. Nobody's answering us today. All right. Tiberius, I think that you should shoot your shot. Yeah. Demps deserves a good guy. Yeah, she does. She needs one. Absolutely. But I also think Demps is addicted to the chaos.

She's a Leo. She loves the drama. I didn't know she was a Leo. Oh, she's a Leo Virgo. Makes sense. Yeah. She loves the drama. Save the drama for your llama. All right. This person wants to confess. She loves the drama with men. Let me reiterate that. Oh, yeah. Let's cut that part. She loves the drama. She loves the drama with men. No, we don't got to cut it, but I'm just saying.

Correction. Correction. For the record. I'd like the record to reflect. My husband was younger than me and he cheated. We divorced. Ten years later, I met up with my ex-husband's dad. Oh, hell. We were both single and secretly dated for almost a year. Does this make me a horrible person? I mean, no, because they were broke up for ten years, right? Yeah, so you were broken up for ten years, so anything...

And I feel like what was the intention? Did you hook up with dad just to get to the son or did you actually really like that? No, because if they were together for almost a year. Yeah. If you guys were together for almost a year, I feel like there may have been chemistry there. Yeah. Maybe you bonded over the fact that you dated the son. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, listen, I did some fucking weird shit in my husband. Wait, say it again.

So I thought it was a boyfriend. I read that. Oh, so it used to be her father-in-law. Used to be her... Now that I'm... Wait, I'm comprehending now, guys. We're trying not to judge you. This is a father-in-law. I feel like she let a 10-year gap go by. I don't... Yeah. I don't feel... And I'm sure he's moved on. I don't feel like...

Is it technically morally correct? No, it's not. But at the same time, dude cheated on you. Maybe you were attracted to dad while you were in the relationship. You know, like there's a lot of factors that play into it. So, yeah, I mean, I mean, it doesn't make you a horrible person. I banged brothers one time. That's how I learned my lesson about doing shit like that. Yeah. Yeah.

My ex cheated on, just for the record, okay? My ex cheated on me. The one who fucking backed into the dildo that had the biggest butthole I've ever seen. Cheated on me with like fucking 20 girls. And I'm talking like, this is the guy that I had gotten pregnant with and fucking...

And I'm not justifying my actions. It was wrong. But I had gotten pregnant, had an ectopic pregnancy, and he literally left me to rot for like a week in a bedroom while he was out cheating on me. So when I tell you I did this just because they were like a really close-knit Italian family and I knew I could do it. And literally...

The minute his brother left, I called him and said, guess who just left my house? And he was like, who? I said, your brother. Click. And hung up on him, dude. So I literally only did it for vengeance. Wow. But I learned my lesson because it didn't make me feel good. It didn't make me like afterwards. I was just like, he was pissed off at me. And if I can, you know, more chaos, more chaos. And it just honestly, it was like, what did I get out of that? Some dick.

Like, no, I'm good. You know, so that was the one time that I learned my lesson. So whenever I give people advice on stuff like this, it's coming from a place of love. Here's Demps right here. It's coming from a place of love and not judgment because I've been through it myself. Hey, you beautiful bitch. You're on camera right now. I'm in a meeting.

Oh, I love you. So really quick, really quick. I don't want to keep you out of your meeting. We wanted to tell you that we're doing a Q&A today and there's a guy named Tiberius that said what? My confession is I have a crush on Demps. I didn't know who she was and first heard her voice on the podcast. When I got home, I watched the recording on that podcast. I heard that she doesn't have a man who treats her well. I want to treat her how she deserves. A queen in the streets and me eating her under the sheets. She

I mean me. So, you know, I was just saying that you deserve, you deserve a good man. But I also said, I said, I think Dems is addicted to the chaos. She loves the drama with men. Yes. I got you. Slide in the DM Tiberius. All right. We love you, baby.

Bye. Bye. Slide in the DM, Tiberius. We got you. We love to be the middleman. Would you rather have to walk around naked for a day or have your thoughts displayed as thought bubbles for everyone to read? For how long? For the day. I don't mind walking around naked. It depends on where I'm at. Like if I'm at the beach, sure. I'll just fucking lay out spread eagle and let the clam get some sun and

you know, but I don't think I say what I, what comes into my mind anyways. So I don't think I can control my thoughts.

I do. I think, Oh, I think if I knew I had to control them, then I'd start thinking weird shit. But if I were, yeah, I don't know. That's a, that's a good one. Hard one. Yeah. I think I'd probably walk around naked. Like you had to go safer. Go about like a general day. Oh really? Like go to the gym. Yeah. Like you have to go through squats. My butthole just hanging out. What would you do? Thoughts or Nakey grocery store?

I'm probably public. I'm really shy. People don't, people think I'd probably pick naked, but I'll do the thoughts. And then if something weird pops up, sorry. Okay. I feel like I could maybe control my thoughts better than I can control the fact of just being stark ass naked. Listen, my vagina is too wet to be walking around naked. I'll be fucking literally just dripping down the fricking broccoli aisle. Oh God. What would you choose? Buck? Yeah. Bailey.

Well, she's got a cute little body. She doesn't have cellulite yet. Man, if I was her age, I would too. I mean, I love attention, but I don't want to be fucking butthole hanging around. You know, like, could you imagine being a dog and having to walk around with your butthole just on display for everybody? I mean, Chad's butthole be...

out there sometimes. People get a genuine surprise when they pet him and don't realize there's no tail to stop them. And they just graze that meatball. Yeah. His little fucking...

His little crater is dry. He's got a dry butthole. Well, I mean, it's out for, I mean, imagine most dogs buttholes are, but they're like smaller. This dude's got a fucking butthole, man. I mean, it's probably got like some like windburn on it. He knows we're talking about him. He's over here feeling very flustered. Can you see my foot? This is my new, I'm not allowed to have this desk.

I'm literally just gonna be like, hey guys. Alright, this one says I found my ex-husband in my stepmom.

What is up with the moms fucking the kids? Fucking God. I found my ex-husband and my stepmom, my kid's grandmother in bed together. Then after three months, they split. He moved on to another state. He lives with his identical twin brother and his wife and their five kids. He's now uncle daddy because he's now married to his sister-in-law.

That dude's got problems. Tell her to fucking be thankful the trash took itself out. You're so thankful that that man showed his true colors and it didn't come out in another way. The trash took itself out. And mom, that's fucking terrible, dude. That's horrible.

I don't even talk to Bailey's friends when they come over. Literally. I'm just like, and I do that for a reason because it's like, I don't, there's no need for me to be close with any of her little boyfriends. I think it's weird when parents are like so close. Ingrained in their kids' lives. That's how her whole fucking circle is of friends. And the parents are so...

in the drama with the kids and i'm just like what the fuck is wrong with you guys thing like yeah really trying to be a peer yeah i feel like so often now you find that like parents are trying to live through their exactly yeah that's exactly what that is yes and i don't i i'll never be that like i i'm a parent through and through a hundred percent yeah never appear i'm

I can have that relationship with my children. Don't have to be their fucking friend. We had a girl whose mom was like super hot. And every time all the boys would go hang out, it was very Stacy's mom, right? She'd go out and get in a bikini and lay out by their pool. Yeah, that's weird. And I'm like, why the fuck...

That's weird. Are you always doing that? Or walk around in a towel? Yeah. And I'm like, bro, these kids are kids. That's weird. I could never do that to Bailey walking around in a towel. That's strange. Yeah. Any boys that come to the house, I'll never be nice to them. There's no reason to be. Literally. Shake hands and she goes, no. There's no reason to be though. Oh God. The shit stain story. Hey friend. Hey. What you doing?

Sleeping. Okay. Well, we got on the subject of chocolate and poop, and you just came to mind, so we just wanted to give you a jingle. That's weird. I don't know. I've got runs that jingle, jangle, jingle. Okay. Okay, well. We wanted you to just, you know, elaborate on a story that happened a couple weeks ago. I didn't know if you could relate to that story or not. No, no, that's weird. I don't know.

She's not ready to speak about it, guys. Sorry, guys. Gave you false hope. Maybe I was thinking of someone else. Yeah, it's got to be somebody else. No shit staying McGee's over here. Yeah, no. All right. Well, we love you. Good night. Okay, I love you. Good night.

She'll tell you guys in due time. Or you gotta go listen to another podcast. I'm just gonna have to tell it, yeah. That's exactly what... I won't tell it today, but I'm definitely gonna tell it. Last one. I'll have to leave the names out. Yeah. I don't even know his name. I don't either. Oh, I do. What do we call him? I do. Oh, no, that was the other one. I actually don't know his name. No. What do we call him? Skid Row. Skid Row, yeah, for sure. But...

But I, yeah, I don't know Skid Row's name, but the firefighter she was talking to last night. I do know. Just because of the hairdresser. Yeah. All right. Last one. I left my fiance who I have a son with. This person I think wants maybe a little advice also, but it's a confession. I left my fiance who I have a son with because I no longer felt the intimate love with him for a younger guy who lives in another state who made me feel as if I was like,

missing what I was missing but now I found out that I'm pregnant and I'm scared to tell my ex he's been trying to get his family back together however I'm starting therapy because since I've been pregnant now I'm currently shitty towards my new man so she said it's really stressing her out and she doesn't know

had to take care of a situation like this. And she says she just wants help to be better. And I will say the fact that she's already recognized the fact that she's the problem, you've already taken huge strides. Yeah, proud of you for doing that, sister. So I guess...

This kind of circles back to what we were saying earlier is when you're in an extremely safe situation, sometimes it gets boring and you need to analyze the fact was, is that what happened with you and your husband? Like, were you looking for some passion and just that flame because you are addicted to chaos? Was there childhood trauma that's triggered at any sort of trauma that's triggered? It doesn't have to be childhood. You know, maybe you were just bored and you were looking for something, um, a little bit

a little more exciting and then now that you've actually got what you wanted it's not fun anymore the chase is gone so it's like this is reality you guys are actually having a kid together and you're kind of stuck with this dude for the next there's also people who just love the chase right i would say i'm one of those but hayley loves the chase me too i'm the same way yeah the minute the person even settles down a little bit she's like i don't know how i feel about this person yeah i'm like

Yeah, but it is cool. I think once she gets over the hump and she can get comfortable with someone and into a part of their relationship like you and I are in, it's a really rewarding feeling. Yeah, for sure. To have somebody that be your safe space is probably the best thing that you could ever fucking... A thousand percent. I used to chase... I used to do three- and four-year relationships, three years tops, because I just would get bored and it would just feel like it was getting stagnant. But really...

It was I don't want to say comfortable because I never got comfortable, but it was just like I was always looking for the next best thing. And, you know, once I got with Jay, I had to learn to not do that. And it's been the best thing ever. Like he is my best friend. Like I fucking love that dude, you know, and it's a different type of love and a different type of intimacy, you

um but you know maybe you were really over your husband and maybe you you know i feel bad for people who don't have a best friend in their significant other yeah and it happens so often jason and i just made that tiktok the other day like you see so many people and it was a huge realization for me was like we used to kind of giggle at the people that we knew for a personal fact like y'all ain't

that close but online they make them seem like they're the best couple ever and then Jason was like you know I feel like that's the only time they get to hear that and I was like damn I feel like shit now because I would giggle at those but then I also feel bad because there is a possibility that's the only time that wife or husband gets to hear that significant other say those really intimate and sweet things

Which is shitty, though. You shouldn't be in a relationship like that. Absolutely. If somebody can only tell you that they love you online, that's weird. It happens so often now in this new generation of relationships. It's so much. I feel like... I was shocked that my husband made a fucking birthday video for me. Oh, sweet.

it was really i know you helped him with it but it was all him though yeah but the fact that he even wanted to do that i was like you know so you deserve somebody my point is is that you deserve somebody who shows you love at home yes not just online like if they do it online it's a bonus like what jay did with me the shock that they do it online because it should always be something that is between you and that person yeah absolutely i feel like

Jason and I, and even you understand this is like, we came into social media. We were born into social media. We created social media as our generation. And we felt the need to have to express these long, ginormous posts every chance we get. And like in the last couple of years, Jason and I were like, you know what?

I don't feel like we should do that. Yeah. I feel like that's a conversation you and I need to have behind a closed door. Yeah. Not to the general public. And like, we'll make cute little things like, and say nice things. But like, I want you to express that to my face. Yeah, for sure. To tell me those things. Absolutely. Always express it to the face. But I also, there's a, I agree and kind of disagree with you because like when we have like monumental moments, like when Jay wins awards or like it's something really cool, I'll do a long post. And I do that because I want that memory.

I want to see that pop up in my memory. I mean like Valentine's Day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every Valentine's Day. Yeah, no, no, no. I'm running out of shit to say. I'm talking about like monumental moments. Absolutely. Shout out from the rooftop, bro. Yeah, for sure. But I think that you're figuring it out, babe. If you're already going to therapy and stuff like that, I mean, you're already one step ahead. Yeah.

you'll figure it out and you'll figure out what's causing you to get, be so restless. Yeah. Yeah. She's just getting tired. You guys have like 560 questions. I doubt we'll be able to walk to all of them, but we will definitely try our hardest.

- Update, this is podcast studio. We are getting the keys in what, 10 days? - Yeah. - I'm so excited. I cannot wait. We picked a color. You guys helped pick the color. And once we get the keys and we get in there, I'm gonna room by room, you guys are gonna help us decorate it. So I'm really excited about the new studio. I cannot freaking wait.

What about you memes? Uh, I feel like this is like the biggest jump we've ever made. Yeah. This is like, I was actually got emotional because I went to the old studio to pick up all the gear and I got really emotional standing there and there was no more fur on the wall and there was no more, you know, wood, the paneling for the studio. And I was just like, this was our home for a long time. Long time. We built a lot there. We did. I like literally had flashbacks of like,

the Dorito video. Yeah. I had flashbacks of like the, some of the mukbangs or whatever they call them. Mukbangs. Somebody said mukbang and I've always called them mukbangs. I always thought it was a mukbang. I always felt weird saying mukbang.

I don't like it. We did so many of those. And then I asked you, remember, I was like, hey, do you know what this mark on the bathroom door is from? You're like, what? And I was like, when you kick the door open from the bathroom with two rotisserie chickens. That was so sweet. We're going to have to do another match.

Yes, we should. That would be awesome. When we first get in there. That new beautiful kitchen. Can't wait. We're going to get new cabinets too. Have to get new cabinets. All right. Let's dive into some of these questions. All right. Charlotte said, I'm curious. Does it ever bother you always having cameras in your face? I know you want to grow your brand and I know in retrospect you signed up for this, but do you ever think, man, I just want to be the left the hell alone, especially when you're having mental health days?

Go ahead. You first. We grew up MySpace babies. So we were already documenting everything a lot of the time. Like we were the kids with the digital cameras and stuff. I record literally her whole entire life all the time. Yeah. Whether she knows it or not. But I feel like we pick and choose. We do it very respectfully too, because like,

They have no idea how much footage we have that we don't share. Right. That's what the crazy thing is. It's like you have such a small team. People aren't just cell phones 24-7 sharing it across the internet. Yeah. You control your narrative so gracefully that it's not like a big group of people with cell phones all the time. Yeah. We know when. Yeah. And also, like she said, I'm always like...

I keep a lot of our life private. Yeah. A lot of our life is private. It doesn't look like it because we pump out so much content, but this is a lifestyle. It's not to us. It's not work. Like literally we fucking wake up and like, we'll record us going to fucking Starbucks and make it look fun. You know, like it's,

It's just a lifestyle. And there are some days that I'm like, you know, like when the trolls come out or if people make a hate video about me, would that have fucking lies in it and stuff like that? Like, yeah, I want to clap back and I want to say something or I want to kind of disappear off the internet because I just get tired of people lying. Or like when people are always coming at us about the Illuminati or like straight up lies is that's when I get tired of the internet. Cause I'm like, golly, there really is like people out here who just don't want to see people happy. But then I just realized that the love for,

far outweighs the hate. I can get like a thousand hate comments, but get 20,000 love comments, you know? So I always have to remind myself that and I have to take the good with the bad. But yeah, I mean, anytime I need like a mental break day, I'll post old stuff. What I don't think people realize if you're not in this industry, you have no idea how much footage you can actually film within a small amount of time that can be used across a long period of time. So what you guys are seeing is never actually happening in the moment. No. Which

I know that like, if you're just a casual poster, you're posting as it's happening. We're not like Alex Earl. Alex Earl posts where she's at, where she's going. We can't do that. Yeah, we can't. Absolutely not. Which I don't know how she gets away with it, to be honest. I genuinely don't. Like, does she have security 24-7 with her? That could be, yeah. Does she not have the same type of fans Jay and I have? Like, it's just kind of different. Yeah.

Yeah. So I just, I do feel like in retrospective things, we have within a few days, a month's worth of content. For sure. Yeah. Like even today, just going to Liv's talent show, you know, that we, that was a vlog for today. And like, we have content from that, that we can post, you know, throughout the month if we want to. And like,

I love the on this day feature on TikTok because some days when I don't feel like posting, I can just post one of those or I have so much stuff that I've already like filmed that's in my drafts that I can post. So same like all the ones I've been posting are all from when we were in Texas. Yeah. I just used like five sounds. Yeah. And that way when I got home, it was like, all right, this is family time now. Yeah. But I've already done.

And that's literally what you do. Once your hair and makeup's done, you're like, cool, we're going to do all these sounds. So for the next week I can post one a day. Yeah, absolutely. So yeah, I mean, I guess the answer is yes, but we know how to deal with it. So it's like whenever we want to fall off the internet, even though you guys don't know we're falling off, we are like, we're just posting older content. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good question though, Charlotte. I loved that question.

What do you got memes? All right. Someone wants to know what does XO actually stand for? Did you do it for hugs and kisses or was this just a symbol like Prince? Okay. I'm going to tell you guys the truth and you guys are not even going to realize fucking how funny this is. It was kind of like,

like a fuck you to my husband because anytime I get in an argument with somebody or I'm talking to them and I'm texting them, if I want to fucking end the conversation with them, if I want to end the conversation with them, I'll be like, say what I have to say and then I'll put XO. Like,

a little space and then it's just XO lowercase XO or sometimes the uppercase X and the lowercase O yeah yeah that's how I kind of tell people to fuck off so when I did my brand I was like I didn't want to just be bunny but I was like oh my brand is literally centered around telling people to fuck off so I was like bunny XO

you know, like being sarcastic. It's like using the middle finger in a picture. Literally. And nobody knows it. They all just think it's like for like hugs and kisses. And that's not what it's for. What a good question. Yeah. Great question. Nobody's ever asked that. Yeah. You didn't. It's like a, you know, like the friends. Watch. I'll even call my husband. He might not remember it, but I'll, let's see if I can get him to say it while we're on the phone.

I was like, baby, what's the one thing I do whenever I'm pissed off texting somebody? What's my signature? Hey baby, I have a question. You're on air with us right now. We're live on air. So, um, my brand name, bunny XO. Do you remember, uh, why did I name myself bunny XO? Because how do I, once I'm like sending a text to somebody, how do I end it whenever I'm like mad at them? Um,

He even asked me when I first started my brand, he's like, why did you put XO in it? And I was like, cause I don't like it. I told you. Yeah, no, I was telling everybody it's kind of like a fuck you because everybody thinks X and O is like, um, like kisses and hugs. And really with me, it's like, no, you motherfuckers are talking shit. So my brand is like bunny XO, like go fuck yourself. Um,

he said yeah i hate it i've made it a complete brand too love you baby bye that's so fucking funny bro what a question yeah that is so yeah yeah that's fucking hilarious yep great question who asked that

we gotta start saying their names because they deserve to be on the air shell shelly sanford shelly sanford that was a great question all right i just want to clear the air i have never once threatened to sue anybody if i'm gonna sue you i'm not gonna threaten you

I do, however, say, hey, this is your warning. If you fucking are using this, my image to bully me, I will have my lawyer take it down. There's two completely different things than saying, hey, I'm going to sue you or hey, my lawyer is going to take the video with the picture of me in it that you're spreading misinformation about and defaming my image.

brand down than suing somebody. So the internet needs to fucking understand that. You don't think Kim Kardashian and the Kardashians don't have shit pulled down whenever you're talking shit about them? There's just so much of it. But Kris Jenner goes after fucking everybody, dude. Literally. And they're not

the only ones. People do not realize the reach. Like I think also because you're so public about it, like you're literally willing to be like, yeah, fuck you. Yeah. Versus them. They're just like, I'm just going to take everything you have. People lie and say that they don't have shit taken down, but they do. They do. And I will own it. I'll be like, yes, if you defame me or if you defame my family or if you fucking use

my image or any of my family's image to bully them, I will go after you. I've said that a million times. Yes. And I stand on it. Yeah. And I stand on it again. The love always outweighs the hate. And it is what it is. And I just love the fact that my name can make people money and get them views and get them clicks. I love that. So they will literally use the fuck. I'm so getting used to people hating on me that it really does not bother me anymore. Like my energy doesn't go anywhere.

to that anymore because I'm just like these people can't even reach me they're trying so hard yeah I've never seen an attractive successful person hating ever ever crazy I think it's just a cute question what was your favorite bar in Vegas when you used to party and what was Jay's favorite bar in Vegas did you have like a place that you like went often or did you bar hop

Um, yes, we had born and raised in Vegas. We had Parkway. We had Roadrunner. There would always, there used to be wasted space. Like there was always like moments where like a bar was hot and everybody would go to it. And then there would be another one. And then we would go to that one. Did you party in bars or was it casinos? Bars. Bars. You never went to casinos or anything like that? I mean, you do, but you go to clubs. Like when you live in Vegas, you don't go on the strip.

It's like how Nashville is. Yeah. Cause you know, like locals in Nashville don't go to Broadway. So as a native Vegas, Vegas, I was trying to, did you see me struggle? I was like, yeah, you don't go to the strip. So you go to all the ones off the strip. Yeah. You never go. I'm one. You're going to be paying fucking $60 a drink. If you go on the fucking strip, like it's crazy here. Yeah.

It's really wild. Dude, I hear nothing about, I hear nothing good about like Broadway. I hear like people are getting drugged all the fucking time. Is that the same in Vegas? Like do people get drugged a lot? I mean, I don't know now because I haven't been there in like eight years, but it's never been like that. We never had that problem ever. Oh my goodness. Yeah. No, that's all. I think I got drugged downtown at 10 Ruth. I remember

you tell me like one of the last times you ever drank was because you were like no i really feel like i got roofied yeah something bad happened yeah it was bad that's really scary i feel like a lot of bad things actually happen in nashville yeah like that they feel like that riley guy they feel like he could have possibly been roofied and that's how he fell into the river yeah so i'm like man that really sucks people be throwing chairs and okay yeah

That was from Micah. Thanks, Micah. Would you ever consider having MGK or Megan Fox on Dumb Blonde? I would.

I would love to have Megan on Dumb Blonde eventually. She just did an interview with Call Her Daddy. So I don't like doing interviews back to back. I would love to have MGK on too. He's a sweetheart. But we're just building our friendship with them right now. And if they want to come on, then they'll tell me. But we do have Mod Sun, who is MGK's best friend, coming on. And that is one of the best fucking interviews. Favorite episode.

episode ever. You guys, please, if you don't listen to any of my podcasts, listen to the Mod Sun one. It is almost three hours and it is so good. So freaking good, bro. So good. Like, what an amazing human this boy is, man. This is the only time I've ever done this, but quotes he was saying in that, I were literally putting in my notes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hayley over there bawling her eyes out. Hayley, Mimi's laughing because Hayley's crying fucking all the entire episode. He would be like, the sun is, or the sun is yellow and she'd be like, oh,

is yellow okay good question yeah uh natasha she said sick new world what bands did you go to see what bands did you get to see did you discover any new bands that you liked did anyone recognize you was shaking hand everything let's address this we have not talked about this since it all happened

I don't want to talk about it because when I talk about it, it goes viral. I gave this man over 20 million views, dude. That was insane. You're like a million, maybe 20 million. I just want to let you guys know I am thoroughly humiliated, embarrassed. Like I never want to talk about this man ever again. As a matter of fact, Jason, we're going to bleep out his name from now on.

I am like my butthole is puckered. Okay. It is crazy to me that that entire story took on a life of its own. It was worldwide news. I was on, people were sending me their newscasts, videos in their living rooms of me fucking and meeting my whole past. And it's literally just a shake. Literally. It's like the fastest handshake ever. And she went, burp.

I pulled my hand away from him because I was like, and I, and you guys know this. I hug everybody. I do not shake people's hands. And I purposely did not hug him because I knew the internet would go crazy. So I was like, oh, if I shake his hand, nobody will think anything of it. Yeah. My husband can meet his crush, Taylor Swift, and he gets 11 million views on that video. And it's all love. Doesn't make news. Nobody cares. Fucking anything.

It is what it is. Sweet little jelly roll got to meet his crush. His whore wife meets her crush and it's fucking headline news. I'm like, bro. And I felt so bad that I wrote, I DM'd him and I apologized. I was like, yeah, he hasn't read it. I DM'd him on TikTok, but he's not very restraining order way. No, this dude hates me. I know, I know he hates me. And he even said, we haven't met before. And I was like, no, no.

- Yeah. - I've just seen all the clips you've made about me. - Yeah, he's like, "I just see you all the time on TikTok talking about me." But it's not, it's like, those are the ones that go viral. - People were so invested in this

that they just took it and fucking ran with it. And the media was really sweet to me. Like I have to give them that. The media is always so good to me and Jay, and I just love you guys and appreciate you guys so much. But I was fucking humiliated, okay? I did not think it was going to be this big of a deal. It ended up being a 10 times bigger deal than anyone expected. And I fucking think it's hilarious. But that brings me to another topic that we're always being asked about.

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We used to like to have fun before we got as big as we are. We would always, you know, get drunk and, you know, bring an extra girl home. The option has always been there that if I want to sleep with another dude, I can. Does that mean I do? Absolutely not. I'm a fucking weirdo. I don't like to shake people's hands. I don't like to shake people's hands. Do you think I'm going to let somebody's fucking wiener inside of me? Like you guys need to use your brains, but yeah,

In the past, what, two and a half, three years, we don't bring anybody home because we, one, it's just a different level of success that we're at right now. And you honestly, you can't trust people.

And two, that's just not where we're at in our life. When we were younger, it was fun. But now it's like we have a fucking 15 year old and it's just like, you know, there's just certain things that we can't do. Maybe later on in life, if we want to bring girls home every once in a while, we can, but we don't pursue other relationships outside of our relationship. And I think that's where the internet is like,

Got it confused or something? I really feel like they think you guys are, like, out there just seeking other people. And if they only would, like, take this... If you guys are gonna run with any piece of information, let it be this. Yeah. They are not. Yeah, no. By any means. Not at all. Like, the... They will take any little piece of information and twist it into, like, the weirdest possible shit, man. But it's like the... It's like the, um...

the game telephone where you literally tell one person something and then the other person runs with it and then by the time it gets to the 15th person it's like changed and like to you and you're like I didn't know that yeah no it's crazy the that we hear about ourselves one of these days we need to do a podcast or like a show of just all the oh we are whenever on the bunny XO show we're gonna do um a lie detector test where I'm gonna bring up all of these questions

And I'm going to answer every one of these questions and every one of these rumors on a lie detector test. And I can't wait. I can't wait. Take that, you fucking haters. That was a really good one. Do guests get paid to be on the podcast? Absolutely not. No. I've never paid one guest. We do fly them out and put them in a hotel room though. So, I mean, I guess, I guess that could be considered some sort of compensation, but they're not getting paid to appear. I just feel like that's the least I can do if people are traveling from out of state. Yeah.

to come and be on the podcast. What's the best, most thoughtful, meaningful gift Jay gave you before the fame? He's sleeping in the chair right here. The grand Chachi. - Hey. - Croachy, Alan Jackson, Dee Ford. - How's it going? - Tell him. Tell him, Chach. My dog was the best gift he ever gave me and the kid, but I love the dog. I love the kid too.

Yeah. Tell him. That's my son. That's my sweet boy. Would you ever get Taylor Swift on the pod? Yeah. Yeah, fuck yeah. I would love to have Taylor Swift on the pod. I would love to pick her brain. I've always been curious how the initial conversation went between you and Jay the night you guys actually met from Jamie. Exactly like we said it did. Nothing's ever changed. It was literally...

So, okay. I met Jay in 2015. I think a lot of people skip over that. I met Jay in 2015 and we didn't really talk too much cause I was there with my ex and you know, but we just kind of felt each other's vibes. And then we remet again in 2016 and, um, a little after that, um,

No, no, I'm sorry. I saw him twice in 2015. And then my ex ended up going to prison in February of 2016 for

And Jay came out and started FaceTiming me in 2016. So when he came out to stay, he said he came out to shoot some music videos, which there is a music video that's out there. I ain't got a problem with it that I'm in that all me and all my friends are in that never made it to, to, I wonder if we can find it. Absolutely.

Yeah. Yeah. A little white might know where it's at or, um, somebody has it. Yeah. Message Nicole or JJ, our old JJ, um, our old photographer, JJ might have it too, but yeah, we should get ahold of that. But, um, we shot that in my condos that we were living in.

that I was living in. But Jay and I, we have actually the first time I sat on his lap is on film. The first time we kissed is on film. What's the story? Cause I don't, it's very vague to me about like him inviting you to go smoke on a rooftop or something, but then he invited other girls. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So that's before Jay and I were together. So that was in God, when did, okay. So

My ex went to prison in February. My best friend, Grace died. So I lost my ex and my best friend all in the same month. So I kind of went through a fucking depression, but I didn't know it cause I was masking with alcohol and drugs. Um, March, um,

or April, we had her funeral and it just so happened to cross paths with, and Jay and I had been talking by then, but we just so happened to cross paths, um, on a tour that he was in on, he was on tour with be real. I was hooking up with one of the other musicians that were on that tour. We will not name names. Um, so I was like, cool. Yeah, I can see him. And then I'll come see you and I'll hang out with you and the band, the boys. And, um,

So I went to the show. He was opening for the guy that I was hooking up with one of them. You guys will never know which one it was because I'll never tell you no matter how much you guys try to dig and find it. And but I was like crushing on Jay. You know, I had been hooking up with this dude off and on for like 10 years. But I was and I just knew that it wasn't going to go anywhere. And he was married. And I didn't know that he was married until fucking way later on into our hooking up.

It was just a fucking... Just a stupid thing I did. And, um...

i was crushing on jay and he had just got done my the dude i was hooking up with was performing and we were like sitting in this kitchen and i'm kind of like flirting with jay or whatever and he's like hey you want to go up on the rooftop and smoke and i'm like yeah let's go so me my monica was with me and jay start walking up and then these two like you know groupie chicks love them walk by and jay's like hey you want to go on the roof too and i was like

me being the alpha female thinking I'm going to get alone time with him. You were like, this is our moment. Yeah. This is my chance to like fucking hit on him or something. And so we get up there and as soon as we get up there, I just left. Cause I was like, this is not, did you leave with Monica? Yeah. I left him with the groupies. I was like, all right, I'll talk to you later. You know, like I, you know how I am. You're the most Irish goodbye person. I know literally Jay, you'll turn around and you'll be like, where the fuck did they go? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Jay and I have always been like that. And I think that's when he realized he was like, oh shit, maybe I should have hung out. But we had a blast. I had a blast. And what's crazy is like, we were all staying at the same hotel with the band. And there was a couple of the band members that were trying to hook up with me. And I just kept fucking blocking them left and right. And Jay watched that. He was like, you know, cause most girls will come and they'll hook up with whoever they can. Yeah. And I just had my eyes set on him. I was like, I want the boss. Yeah.

I was like, I want the boss and his.

I can't remember who else. There was one other one. And, um, and so yeah, fucking, uh, they would try to hook up with me and he was like, I just sat, sat back and watched you say no to all these guys. He's like, and I thought that was so hot. And I was like, I was there for you, dude. And meanwhile, I'm covered in bruises from this fucking little boy toy that I had that had a fucking 10 inch dick back home, you know? So like, I mean, I had, I was, listen, when I was single, I had lots of options, but

lots of fucking options when you say he would like facetime and you'd crawl out of bed from a cabana boy yeah to go answer his facetime calls yeah i love it i'd leave them in bed while i talked to him in the living room that's so funny how long did your recent tattoo take it took four hours i'm almost done with my leg sleeve though it's looking so good the inner yeah that's next i'm gonna do the back of my thigh first yeah that makes me want to throw up oh

It's that bad? Everybody said the one that I was going to get was bad. Not the whole thing. It's the creases on the back of the knees. See, everybody said the knee was going to hurt. Man, I don't think the knee hurt that bad. Did you go on top of the knee though? I went on top of the knee and around it and on it a little bit.

Yeah, no, I felt like the backs of my knees. I didn't go all the way down the back of my knees, but like that little fatty part back there made me want to throw up. I just kept telling Ashley, I was like, are you done yet? She was like, no. She's like, no, bitch, don't ask. I love Ashley. She's so patient, dude. She's really so sweet. What has been the most scariest, most creepiest thing that's happened to you?

All three of us. From Charlene. God. Um... You guys go first. I can't think. There's a lot of creepy shit that have happened. Oh, together? Yeah. Um... Not all of us together, but me and Mimi in that Vegas house. Oh!

You had to leave. Oh, that one weird... And I was... The cop was about to pull a gun on me. Yeah. Yeah. Because you had to fly back home. Jay was having, like, a medical emergency. And so you and I were stuck in this, like... How many bedrooms? It was, like, a 10-bedroom fucking house. Because that was when we were supposed to be filming something huge. And it was a dope-ass house. Dude. Yes. It was supposed to be the first Horalympics that we ever did. And that was... That house was bigger than its own good. Yeah. And we...

were high and we had already been feeling, we had recorded that episode. So we had a podcast and in the podcast you can hear like doors creaking and things like that. And we were like, what the fuck is happening? So that night we're like laying in bed and you can hear people walking upstairs. And the problem was, is when Bunning was there, there was a certain room she wouldn't sleep in because the slider doors didn't lock.

and so we were putting things like rods and stuff so you couldn't slide them open we're like oh my god did one of them open so we called the police the police were hiding in a back bedroom with a butcher knife where was i you flew home because jay had that medical emergency yeah yeah so it's just me and you and we call the cops i'm on the phone with a 911 dispatcher she tells me to go into the hallway i turn the corner and the cop pops out and like grabs her gun

I'm so sorry. Yeah. And then they like look through the whole thing as we're standing there and we're like, Hey, you can sleep here with us. Like we offered one of them. Yeah. And they, but they ended up posting up outside. It was so sweet all night. They put a patrol officer out there for us as we're standing there, the fucking French doors upstairs open up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

- They're like, "We're gonna go." - Yeah, they're like, "Thank you." Or that one time me and you thought we were getting kidnapped. - Yeah. - Or the plane. - Oh yeah, our plane. - Yeah, the plane was scary. I didn't like that. - That was probably the scariest moment I've had with you guys. - Yeah, that was scary. - I said goodbye to my family. - Yeah, I was texting Kayla like, "Hey, I'm gonna die." She's like, "Are you sure?" - Were you messaging Jay at all or were you just- - No. - No. - No, talking to Kayla. - You're like, "We're onto this together." - Yeah.

um some uh stacia stacia anastasia said i understand why you won't come to oregon but wasn't aware that you won't come to washington i'm just curious why i've never said i wouldn't come to washington i think i said i'm not coming to washington these dates on this tour i love washington dc is my favorite but i don't mind washington oregon i'll never step foot in though you're not gonna smoke fentanyl right next to me and fucking call it a day what did you just say oregon

Did you say D.C.? I love Washington, D.C. and Washington. Oh, I thought... Okay. Yeah. No, I love both Washingtons. Okay, I didn't know the sentence ran together. Oh, yeah, no. Let me...

No, no, no. I love Washington, D.C. and I love regular Washington, too. I love both Washingtons. I just don't love Oregon. Yeah. But I'm just not going. I'm not going to be up northwest, I guess. Yeah, we're starting. We're starting in California just because it's way easier. And I think I forgot what I have to do before. I was just starting in my home area. You guys, I'm so excited about that. Yeah.

We were just like reminiscing on the fact that the first concert we're starting at is the first concert I ever went to and it was Avril Lavigne. And we're going to the Shark Tank. I sat in the same row as her guys. Like looked over, there's Avril. - Yeah, we just saw Avril at the country music, at the ACM, excuse me, got the hiccups. - Do you need some water? - I got a whole tub right here. All right, we'll answer. God, hold on.

Do you know how to get rid of hiccups? I'm going to teach you guys how to get rid of hiccups. Nope. This is it. If you want to get rid of hiccups, this trick works all the time. A lady taught me this when I was doing cocktails at the Palms. You take a bottle of water and you drink without taking a breath and it will get rid of your hiccups. I can feel it going down. I love it. Do you know what a hiccup is? A hiccup is a spasm of your lungs. It's your diaphragm out of place. Really? I thought it was always a muscle spasm in your lungs is what they said. Give it a go.

What is a hiccup? Oh my God, I've been lied to my whole life. - Who was right? - A hiccup is an involuntary contraction of the diaphragm that repeats several times. The hiccups have been all interaction when one triggered reflexes. - No hiccups. - Wow.

So yeah, if you ever have hiccups, take a bottle of water, sip, sip, sip, sip. Don't chug, sip. You have to, you have to go like this. Doing this forever now. I've always tried to hold my breath. Nope. Hiccups piss me off. It gets rid of it. Hot Cheetos piss you off? Notice I don't have hiccups? It's crazy. It's crazy, right? They taught me that a long time ago and I fucking live by it, dude. When will the book release? 2025. We're coming up, baby. We're moving into grooving on it, guys. Yeah, it's doing good.

But anyway, you'll be doing meet and greets. We're going to do some sort of side stage type thing. We're still figuring it out, but it's going to be for the main tier. There's a lot of logistics behind this, guys. Let me just clarify. Mimi's like, let me not let her talk and say anything. Let me clarify the situation of like we needed to...

Every venue is different. We wish we could just like set a rollout and that was it. Every single venue has different regulations, different rules, different sizes of things. Some of them, there's not even really an area for us to stand. It just happens. So...

When we realize the logistics of those kind of things, there's just a lot to work through. Even if it's not side stage, we'll still get you better seats than what you have. Yeah, if something special is going to happen. Yeah, for sure. We want to do something really cool. You know, maybe we'll run out and give you a wristband. But you will get to meet me is the thing. And we'll try to get Jay too, if not, you know, he's so fucking busy on tour, dude. Literally. Yeah, it's crazy. You rarely see him. He's like coming out, getting on stage and he is so busy. Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah.

Will you ever share a part of your group chat with us between you, Mimi and Haley? Monthly gift.

No, we will be canceled. There's no fucking way. Just go watch propaganda. Yeah, go watch propaganda. We just did some of our group chat DMs on Instagram. So you guys can see where we're headed in the direction we head. Is the poster that you sent an actual autograph or a computer generated autograph? No, we signed thousands of those. If you go like this...

It will spread the ink on the picture. You can smell the Sharpie on it, guys. And we posted videos of it. How would it be like, you can literally see her signing them. I got to know who the person is you warned Jelly about. I warned my husband about a lot of people. Oh, she's the first. She warns everyone about everyone. If she meets him, she's like, fuck that person. Yeah. So they'll be like, I love this person. And I'm like, nope. Yeah. She's.

always catches them first she is she's never wrong it may take you a really long time to figure it out and you got to figure it out on your own yeah but it will always be at the end of it of her being like told you should have listened to me six months ago yeah told you xo what do you like to do when you come to las vegas well should we tell them what we just did

I broke my sobriety and like, okay, so let's have a conversation about this because I wanted to post about it on TikTok. But again, I have to be careful with what I say because the internet fucking runs with it and changes everything that I say. I am not sober because I'm

I had to be. I'm sober because I want to be. So there's a huge difference there. I, yes. Did I have a drinking problem? Absolutely. Did I fucking do eight balls of cocaine and take too many pills? Absolutely. But I was a functioning addict and honestly, I could have probably lived like that forever. I mean, it would have caught up with me and I would probably fucking look road hard and put away.

But, you know, I stopped drinking because one, I thought, I think I was drugged. And two, I was just tired of drinking all the time and taking pills and all that stuff. So saying that much, my sobriety was my choice. It wasn't because I was forced to, or I had to go to rehab or anything like that. It was because it was my part of my spiritual journey. So

every now and then, like on our anniversary, which I've always been vocal about, I will have a drink or something with my husband. And, you know, I was having a really tough time with, I was just needed a fucking drink to be honest. Okay. I've been going through a lot of shit the past few weeks and Haley and I were in Vegas and I was like, let's go to the bar. I'm going to have a beer and fucking, I'm going to teach you how to play Kino. So we went to the bar and

in Vegas and I ended up having three blue moons and it was the best time ever. And we played Kino and I actually won $800 and we just, it was like, it was really chill. And I,

Would I do it again? No, because I was fucking swollen and my fucking gut was so fucked up for three days after I drank those beers. But it was definitely a core memory and it was fun. And if I do drink again, it'll probably be like tequila and I'll just sip it because the beer just had way too much fucking gluten and wheat in it. And you're like, so yeah, like health conscious that putting that amount of stuff in your body. I felt it.

Oh, and ate fucking sourdough bread and cheese. It was literally, I just fucking all bets were off. I had to fucking crushed my, crashed my diet, fucking crashed my sobriety. And I was just like, fuck it. I just need a night of where I can just. I feel like the best thing I ever heard about your sobriety is that you, it's like the choice, like you said, that you can choose to drink if you want to. Yeah. And I think that's like, so true.

awesome to me because you know like that's one of those things that I think a lot of people need to hear is like you should know you should be able to yeah but it should be your choice not to right this episode is sponsored by auto trader credit scores down payments interest rates

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Some people, they don't drink because it leads into like a spiral or they'll start doing other things. I'm such a controlled human that that never happens with me. Like I have...

It's weird. I think one of my addicts to go out and try it. That's not what we're saying. My superhuman strength is my willpower. If my mind is made up about something, like if I drink three beers, I'm not going to want to do a line of cocaine and I'm not going to take a Xanax. Yeah. What I'm trying to say is that your drink doesn't make you a drinker. Right.

you had a drink. Right. Exactly. There's a total difference in that versus like someone who is like the minute they have that drink, they are now a drinker. Yeah. And which is that's, that's the difference between like a real alcoholic and a real addict and stuff like that. Yeah. Truly. No, my sobriety was for my spiritual journey. And just because I needed to get to know myself and heal trauma without being intoxicated and on drugs. Yeah.

It's crazy too. You said like, had you continued that lifestyle, how different you feel like you would look, it would have caught up to you. When I look at when I met you pictures versus now, you look significantly younger now than when we met. We talk about this often. If we find old throwbacks, I'm like...

Why do you look older five, six years ago than you do now? Yeah. It's kind of wild to me. Yeah. Subri... Man, alcohol's rough on you, dude. Yeah. Alcohol's really rough. It is. It takes a toll on every part. Hair, skin, everything. Pills, all of it. Yeah. Definitely pills. I feel like that just... Cocaine, all of it. Comes through your skin, your nails, everything. You are what you eat. Yes. Literally. It will fucking... You definitely taught me that. You'll wear it. Mm-hmm.

Huh? I said, you've definitely taught me that. Yeah, no, for sure. That's why you got to put good stuff in your body. I posted a video yesterday with blogging in it. And she's like, don't you eat that? Because I know she loves fucking gas station. I only, bro. I only eat bologna sandwiches from the tweakers. And it's that thick ass blog. Not dude. I couldn't do it. I don't look like that. There's no fucking way. How many men have you been with? A lot. How about you? How?

How about you? I don't feel like our numbers are anywhere close to one another. You know what? You'd be surprised though. It's not as many as you guys would think, but you know, being in the industry, people are probably like, Oh man, she's fucking blown out. But first of all, my pussy hole is tight. Ask my husband. I've seen it. Yeah.

Mimi has. And secondly, um, I didn't, you don't have to sleep with everybody. So that's a huge misconception for sure. I also learned that in our interview with the modern working girl. Yeah. How many people just pay for cuddles and blowjobs? They really do. No, they really do. Give me a little back scratch. Some men just want to be told that they're attractive because their wives don't tell them that, you know, like it's, it's crazy. Yeah. It's a, it's a really crazy.

How about you, Mimi? Wait, what? How's your pussy hole? It's great. Okay. I didn't shit two kids through it, so that's good. Oh, you had C-sections? Damn, I didn't know that. I had two C-sections. Oof. I would probably want to do that if I, yeah, preserved the pussy. Well...

Yeah, because, you know, they don't pre-slice anymore. Fun fact. They feel like natural ripping is a better... Because, you know, when they come out, they rip it. And before, they used to pre-slice you. And sometimes it would then rip from the pussy hole to the butthole. And then you have to stitch that back together. So, fun fact.

this is why i've never had kids you also shit yourself when you push oh listen i'm so constipated i doubt that would happen yeah you just they wipe you as the poop comes out and the baby's coming out and it just smells like badussy all up in there god it rips open blood pussy and fucking shit i don't know people who are weird i think it's barbaric mm-hmm

Okay, well, what is your gym workout schedule routine? I've been dying to know. She said Kegels. Yeah.

I lift weights. I do cardio. I try to do it from like four to five days a week. And my diet is easy. It's no seed oils, no gluten, no white flours, no dairy, no sugar. Am I forgetting anything? No seed oils. Did I say that too? Fuck you eat.

I eat raw organic salads, you know, like fucking I buy fresh meat every week. You also don't realize how many of those things are in your everyday diet until you start truly checking those things. Because I do become more conscious of what we keep in our house after, you know, being around you so much. I'm like, oh, let's not fucking buy that. Yeah. You know, and you would be shocked what you find in things that I, if you guys truly want to. You got it.

get grossed out, look at the ingredients on great value brand foods. I'm not joking. Some of the ingredients like that don't have to do with seafood will have like seafood in them. - Car oil or stuff. - Like I'm not even joking. - Car oil. - So those, you know, those like new Nutri-Gain bars used to buy when you were a kid and they had like the fruit paste in the middle. Well, they have a great value brand one.

Somehow, I don't know if the kids accidentally threw it in or I bought it. I don't know. It ended up in my house. To be honest, I threw the entire thing away because I read the ingredients on it and it was like fish was in there. And then they said like byproducts of certain chemicals. And I was like,

Oh, okay. So there's not in there. I mean, the ingredient list for this bar was a paragraph and a half. And I was like, I can't feed this to my kids and I don't feel comfortable feeding it to anyone. So that's a good point too. If you want to start eating healthy, the first thing that you can do is start reading ingredients and the shorter the ingredient list is, the healthier it is for you. Yeah. We found these new bars that the kids freaking love and they're like fig bars and there's like,

four ingredients in it. That's perfect. I'm like, that's what I would rather my kids be eating than these great value. Yeah. Nutri-grain bars. I mean, the world is poisoning us anyways, no matter how fucking healthy you eat, especially America, but that's a whole nother subject. But if you're going to do it, start reading your ingredients, start,

Cutting, cut out one thing at a time. Don't try to do everything all at once. I had to because I was having health problems last year and somebody asked that question, which by the way, no more recent health problems. Everything's good. Found out that everything that was happening to me last year was because of rice. My body rejects rice. It makes my glycemic levels and my cortisol levels go through the fucking roof. It's crazy. It makes me feel like I'm going to die.

But yeah, other than that, and I had to discover that myself. Nobody could fucking figure it out. They were trying to put me on blood pressure medication. Did you on a heart monitor? Stress test? Yeah. Like all kinds of shit. I had to figure it out myself. One day I was like, what did I eat today? What have I

been eating and I'm like rice and fucking chicken. And then I was like, you were also, you thought it was for a little bit English muffins because you would wake up in the morning with butter and English muffin. You had to eliminate that. And you're like, wait, it's still happening. So you can have that back. Yeah. It was literally process of elimination. And I figured it out that it was rice and I've fucking never looked back.

I do miss rice though, because I fucking love rice. Can you get another, like, can you do like cauliflower rice? Yeah, I can do cauliflower rice. I've done that. And I've tried every other rice you can think of. And it just does not work for me. No, it doesn't feel the same. Rice is rice. No, but there are, there is protein pasta by the brand burrito. Burrito.

or whatever. Yeah. And it's the best pasta that you could eat, dude. It's so fucking good. It tastes better than regular pasta. I just made homemade Alfredo the other night and we put it over the protein pasta and dude, that is my, the kids love it. They can't tell the difference at all. Just make small changes in your diet. And then, you know, if you can get, even if you could just walk every day, walk around your block, walk,

after you eat dinner, go for a walk. Like it's just little things, you know, you can't, I've been living like this for a really long time. So this is like, again, a lifestyle and,

And, you know, my dad was really strict with food when I was growing up. So I've literally just always been raised like that. I haven't ever really eaten bad. But, you know, when you do decide to change your diet, just start small, because if you start big, then you're going to tell yourself, oh, you can't have this and you can't have that. And then, of course, that makes you just want to rebel because we're all little fucking rebellious shits. Best advice I ever got was from

He said, if you're going to do the bad, at least do the good. Yeah. And I was like, I've applied that so many times in my diet of like, I did the bad, but if I can outweigh it with good this time, then it doesn't feel as bad. So when I do have to like make a bad choice of like. Have one cheat day a week. Yeah. One cheat day.

even one cheat meal, you know? So when you start have one cheat day, so say you eat good Monday through Friday, have your cheat day on Saturday, start again on Sunday. And then as you get better with it, have your cheat meal on Saturday and then, or, and yeah, and just whenever. Yeah. Yeah. And just have one meal where you cheat. Like tonight I had fucking sugar-free brownies. Yeah. And falling off doesn't mean that you fall off forever. No, you get right back up the next day. Don't be discouraged. People so often are like,

they will fall off and then be like, well, I'm off. I'm off. Yeah. Like if you really started the next day, that one day didn't affect you that bad. You have no idea. I saw something on TikTok the other day that said like someone was like, oh, I gained 15 pounds over the weekend. And the lady broke down what it would actually physically take for you to gain 15 pounds. She's like, you have to eat like an absolute

And it was probably water. Yeah. She was like, you'd have to drink this much water and eat this much food and consume and process that food through for you to gain 15 pounds. She goes, no, it's your body fluctuating. Chill the fuck out. Yeah. Yeah. And I feel that like so often we're like, Oh, after one day, I'm five pounds heavier today. That can actually happen. Like,

It doesn't work like that. Well, I weigh myself every day. I do that for my coach that I, that I work with, but I weigh myself every day. And in the beginning of the day, I am always lighter. And by the end of the day, I'm three to four pounds heavier. Always. You don't realize how much like food weighs. It's the craziest thing. When you start weighing out your food, it's like you can eat a fucking English muffin and gain a pound.

Like it's, I don't know. I feel like the BMI and the fucking, like the way that we do our food now should definitely be looked at again because it's not the same as it was fucking 30, 50 years ago, a hundred years ago, you know, food and dieting has evolved. And I feel like it does evolve every day, but I don't know why they won't fucking update it. Like it's so weird. Yeah. Yeah.

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