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Hello friends, welcome to Ask, Tell, Confess.

The fact that we were at the CMAs the other day and somebody freaking brought that up. Like, I've been doing that sound for my entire life. You said what it was after. Is it the snake? It came off Robin Hood. No, I think it's the beaver from Lady and the Train.

It's that it's there's also a thing on Robin Hood to Tasha and I fucking have done it forever. I've done it since I was a kid, but I was a Disney kid. So I had to I mean, not I never went to Disneyland until I was 22, but I was only allowed to watch Disney movies. So speaking of watching movies, I'm having an event.

cute little moment the other night where a movie had ended in our house and i'm on the couch with olivia everyone leaves jason's gone cash i think is asleep at this point and this movie turns on and i guess maybe this just wasn't a movie i paid attention to as a child because i know i had seen it but i i guess like the the storyline didn't resonate with me at that time in my life i don't know how it could it does now because i'm at the end of this movie and i am

sobbing uncontrollably next to Olivia. Like it is like one of the most emotional movies I've watched in a long time. All dogs go to heaven. We love all dogs. Let's make music together, baby. Let's make sweet harmony.

oh let's make music together baby yeah she goes i'm the alligator the crocodile yep and as the cracker crocodile comes up it's like two seconds after the scene she goes wait just wait when you see this character it is me this character comes up and i was like literally went

I said, this is you. This character is your entire personality. I see what molded you as a child. All Dogs Go to Heaven was one of my favorite movies as a child. Like I literally loved that movie. That goes to show that I have loved animals way more than humans. Tell them what you did to me.

Well, so I found out this actually a couple months ago and I was devastated by it. So after she, I knew she was watching it with her kid and stuff, so I didn't want to fucking put it on her, but I had to tell her. So the next day I was like, Hey man, you know where the part where Charlie is saying goodbye to the girl and she's like, well, where are you going? And he's like, I gotta go kid. And like, so the little girl, um,

I know the little girl who played Anne Marie was murdered by her father because her father was extremely abusive and she had recorded her parts before she died. And Burt Reynolds had to go in and do his parts with her parts after she was murdered. Mimi's balling. Yeah.

I know it's fucked up. I wake up to this text at like 8 a.m. and start sobbing again. Like you,

bitch why would you do this to me i had to tell you dude like i was just like bro it's so fucked up like that little girl was their cash cow and that the dad was jealous of the little girl and her career but also the mom was in a severely abusive relationship so he killed the little girl to like get back at the mom or something like that like it's so sad fucked up the dog dies the girl dies

not made for this the only reason i brought that up was because someone's confession on as tell confess this week was that she cannot watch oliver and company or dumbo without hysterically crying no she goes literally i briefly watched a clip of dumbo in his mom's trunk and cried for an hour i was like her name's kelse kelse i relate to you because i'm like on this

I still confess right now, already crying just thinking about it. I don't even remember Dumbo. I couldn't relate to Dumbo when I was younger because it had too much hallucinogenic in it. And I still don't even like it. You know how they have all those fucking like... It's an acid trip. Yeah. And I didn't like it. I feel like a lot of those movies back in the day, like the eyes when they would do the snake eyes and stuff. Disney has so much subliminal shit. Let's talk about the dick in fucking Little Mermaid. You used to sleep on those sheets as a child.

Yeah. All the little dick castles. There's a part where, um, in Aladdin, he's talking to the princess and something. And he says, and so he says, take the, um, nice tie, nice tiger, nice tiger. Take off your clothes.

Yeah. Yes. And then when he lays down in the dust on Lion King and it comes up, it's called sex. Yep. And in the original Little Mermaid, the priest gets a boner. Yeah. I've seen that. I had it on VHS. Yeah. And anytime you go to turn on that movie on my VHS, it was paused at that point because I was like so baffled as a child that like he literally grows a boner during the video. No. Yeah. I was a Disney kid. So now you guys know I'm a pervert. Yeah.

Makes sense. Literally completely makes sense. I was not, I was only allowed to watch rated G movies till I ran away from home. Oh my gosh. I couldn't imagine being 14, only being allowed to watch rated G movies, not being able to listen to secular music after you grew up in a rock star household. Like we grew up so different cause my parents were bikers. Um,

So I'm like, I feel like it's so weird how you could have two completely different childhoods and then just end up in the same lifestyle later on. Yeah, but be the same humans. Yeah. Isn't that so wild? No. My parents were very like, my mom was like the typical like banker and was like super sweet. My dad was the truck driver, but on the weekends they were like riding his Harley and like we were going to biker rally. I remember being like literally 10 years old walking around biker rallies. Yeah. Yeah. It's totally crazy.

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Here's the most disgusting one. I never did this because I'd have puked and just know this man would come in and have the girl he picked, take a shit in a cup and feed it to him. I'm gagging right now. And if she couldn't shit, she'd pay, he'd pay another girl $500 to do it. He paid $2,000. I was asking my friend to do it, but I noped, I, I noped out. This guy came in for years. This is just disgusting.

Excuse me, what? Shit fetishes pay. There's a lot of people who used to want me to like... Have you ever shit on someone? No. I've peed on somebody. Football players used to be into that kind of shit. But first of all, I can't shit. You can't poop. I can't poop. I listened to you wrangle out a turd the other night at the CMAs. It was rough. Bro, I was like, it literally sounded like she was wrestling something in the bathroom. I had to. I was like, what is going on? I had to spread my cheeks apart and rock, dude. Could you imagine if somebody paid me to do that? I'm like, hold on. No.

Just fucking really trying to get one out. Just wrangle a turd, dude. Wrestle a turd. That's what's going on, man. No, I couldn't. But I just, there's nothing hot about that. Two girls, one cup. Dude, Biggie Smalls talks about it. Like, and I shits on the bitch. Could you imagine Biggie Smalls shitting on you? No, no, no. Never. No, I hear what my husband does to a toilet. Oh, me too. There's no way in hell. I see, like, I will come in in the remnants and I'm like, sir, give it a double flush.

That was rough. I don't know what happened to you in there. I am sorry, but you gotta give it one more. Yeah. So gross, dude. Yeah. So that, uh, thanks Jamie. Thanks for sharing that with us. We really needed to hear about that. That was really interesting. Yeah. Uh, I mean, I feel like maybe we just, you know, screenshot it a lot of really gross ones because, uh,

I also screenshotted that Sammy confessed that when she was in high school, she had a crush on her brother's friend who was in college. Right. And he used to come over to the house, you know, just randomly. We all had those friends in high school that would just like they don't even knock. They just walk through. Yeah. You know, so so one day she had the flu. And unfortunately, while she was, you know, shitting uncontrollably, she also had to puke.

So she ran to the bathroom and she was shitting her brains out and she got the feeling that she needed to puke. So she grabbed the pan next to her and she started running to the bathroom. And as the shit is running down her legs and she is puking uncontrollably, the crush walks through the door and has a direct line shot of her shitting and puking with door wide open of the bathroom. Yeah.

She said, needless to say, he did never, you know, not knock coming in. But could you imagine not knowing what you're about to see? And someone is just shitting and puking everywhere. You get a pass, though, because when you're sick, man, you can't control those bodily fucking functions. I feel so bad. I got, you know, food poisoning or dumping from my shot on the tour bus. And that was the worst experience of my life.

The dumping from those tri-zepatide fucking shots is crazy. It's so painful. Can't do it. So painful. It's happened to me, I think, three times now since I've been on the shot. And I don't wish that on my worst enemy. I can't. Tri-zepatide fucked me so bad, I haven't taken another shot. You're traumatized. I'm traumatized. I'm not taking that shit over again. My girl, Viking Barbie, just went through it too. And she took...

She took 0.1, bro. And it sent her fucking blood sugar for a loop, man. Like, I don't know. We just, I can't handle it. No, your body is so clean. Meanwhile, Haley's over here taking 30 units and not even affected by it. She talked about this at dinner the other night. She goes, I can't feel it at all. And then she goes, I don't eat much sugar. And I was like,

That's all she eats is sugar. I said, I literally watched you get a snack from Michael's the other day. Yeah. For the ride home. She goes, I don't know whatever happened to that. She goes, oh, that means it's still in my car. Oh,

You're going to go get that on the way home right now. And I fucking know it, bro. No. Yeah. No. All she eats is sugar. She'll be eating brownies and shit. I'm like, when we were all on triseptide, I looked at her. I'm like, how are you eating a brownie on fucking triseptide? It would send me to the hospital. I told her, I was like, you must not be at a dosage yet because you should be at a dosage in which sweets are.

feel repulsive. Like I can't look at units. How much higher does she need to go? Well, there's like, I think five to six levels of it and I'm only on level two and that's 20. Jeez. So I, I don't know if that's double to go to level three, which would be 40 units. Um,

But yeah, I look at 20 units. I look at sweets and it almost like makes me, I don't gag, but like, I don't know if you guys know the feeling of looking at something and just being like, that doesn't look good. It's a food aversion. Yeah. That's what it did to me whenever fucking we went to go eat crab.

I love crab. You do. Like seafood's your jam. Bro, to be grossed out, I had to force myself to eat it. I was like, no, this ain't right. I'm working through this. Which luckily for me, someone who like kind of had a little food addiction issue and then on top of my medical issues that use this, I

I enjoy those side effects because it helps me. I don't stop at Starbucks and get sugary drinks anymore, which was my vice. I would love a good coffee with caramel. Now, when I think about it, I'm just like,

not maybe but like it's not an addiction yeah no well you look great and i'm proud of you your progress everyone said that last night when they saw me at the cmas they were like damn i know you're melting away no i love it i think bessie o's on fucking uh she swears she's not but that girl is so skinny bitch you lost so much weight so fast just fucking admit it you little secret yeah she's tiny tiny

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Learn more at klaviyo.com slash BFCM. Jada wrote in and she said, and you know what, I'm going to read the story because I have a story of my own that this happened with and I feel like we need to normalize this. Oh, Lord.

I was 19, just graduated school, and was celebrating with a group of friends. I was sleeping with a guy in the friend group, nothing serious, just fun, until we were about four hours in, and I no longer cared for anything. Let's recap. I'm a female, and when is a better time to start your period than the day before this big party? I forgot I started my period. I even forgot I had a tampon in me and said, fun buddy...

go ahead, proceed to have fun. And let's just say I went home after and me and my friends spent a good 40 minutes looking for this tampon that was lodged inside of me. Now, every time I have sex, even six years later, I still get scared for half a second thinking I have a tampon and I don't even wear tampons anymore. Bro. Bro. I've done it before. What? I never told you about this.

Maybe, but like, maybe not. Let me know. I think I, I think I talked about it on the podcast with Dr. Doc. I was going to say, I remember a story, but I thought it was doc Felix about the plug and it just unleashed. Oh no, that was something different.

So I think that we need to normalize this because I don't wear tampons anymore either. But when I did wear tampons, you know, I was always in a constant relationship. So I was my sex life was extremely active. And there was one time that me and my ex had sex. We had gotten really fucked up and drunk on Xanax and fucking drank and just had a little fucking porn star session in my living room that night.

Well, I wake up the next day, don't think anything about it, but like a week later, right? I'm going to the bathroom and I'm like, and I lean over and I'm like, Ooh, that does not smell right. I'm like, it smelled like something died inside of me. And I'm like, let me try this out. Cause I love Metro gel. I'm like, maybe I just from us having sex so much, I have like BV or something like that, you know?

So I put a Metro gel up there to, for two days, my vagina smelled amazing. And I am like, when I'm crazy about how I smell. So like my, my vagina is like pristine always. So if there's just even a hint of a smell, I know something's wrong. So anyways, two days later, my vagina starts fucking smelling like a swamp, dude. I'm like, all right, I got to go to the doctor. I'm like, this motherfucker gave me something. I'm thinking, you know, my ex gave me a fucking STD or something. So I go to the doctor and,

And they do the exam. They look in there. They're like, everything's fine. Maybe you just have an infection. Let's give you, you don't have any STDs. Let's just give you an antibiotic because, you know, we don't know where the smell is coming from. This is a gynecologist after looking in my vagina and fucking poking around in there, right? The smell was still lingering. I mean, we're two weeks in on this process here, right? One day I sit down on the toilet to take a dump and I'm pushing out. And as I push out, I hear...

And something like a suction cup falls out of my vagina into the fucking toilet. Right. And I get up and I turn around and I look, it's a fucking tampon that had been sitting in me for two weeks. The fuck? Two weeks. The look on Jaime's face right now. And it went and everything was fine. As soon as it came out, my vagina smelled great again. I was fine.

back in action and you know but i mean it's normal i have you never got where was it

That a gynecologist was not able to spread you open and be like, there's the issue. Well, I do have in his defense and their defense. I do. I don't remember if it was a girl or a guy. Um, I do have a tilted uterus. Oh, same. So that could have been why they couldn't find it. Was it hard for you to ever put tampons in? Yes. That's me too. They hurt. Yes. I think it's because of a tilted uterus. Yeah. Tampons have always hurt me.

Like when I wonder they have fucking all these random chemicals in them too. Yeah. So bad. But I mean, I just want you to know, girly, I hear you and I feel you and I get it, man. That shit has happened to the best of us. I mean, not everybody has had a tampon stuck up there. I've never, I have not at all. I'm such like, I am, I, that's something I obsessively compulsive over and it's bad because like,

I'm like nope I got one even I know girls who will just like pee with them in and I'm like no no no because it's on the string but then it gets wet yeah I'm like yeah I can't do that either no no no like even if my tampon goes in and it's slightly wrong or it doesn't feel right yeah it hurts so bad and then you can't pull it out because it's dry and it's like pulling out a fucking like a rock out of a fucking turd no I'm not gonna let you get away with that one

Nope. Nope. What do you think? What do you think? No, just no. You got something for me or what? Do we have to make this phone call?

uh yeah so we're gonna do a facetime now okay so we are going to call we had put on our patreon yeah so patreon every month if you upgrade from the free to any of the tiers any of them it doesn't matter i will do a facetime with you on an ask tal confess on an ask tal confess so we are doing that today right now let's do marie all right let's do shelby

marie we tried to call you sorry marie you didn't answer you didn't answer there's the the ghost did you guys hear the doorbell we talked about that damn shelby's not answering either all right did you prep these people and tell them yes i like made sure messages went out yeah shelby and marie you guys missed out the other one said that they can't receive a facetime oh my gosh

You guys, we're trying to FaceTime you. That's so funny that we like prep these people. And I put like when I made the post, like be prepared. We're going to FaceTime you. Yeah, that's three for three, guys. You are sitting here listening. We have called three people and three people did not answer. Thank you guys for upgrading though. Yes. So funny. That is hilarious. I like really wanted to be prepared with the three. And all three. Yeah.

Maybe we try again next Ask, Tell, Confess. Yeah, we're just going to have to try next Ask, Tell, Confess, guys. We're so sorry. I heard that. Well, I love you guys. Thank you for upgrading and thank you guys for tuning in. There's a Tracy. All right. Tracy's our only hope. Let's try it. Tracy, you are not going to say her last name. You are our only hope right now. Nobody cares about us. No one wants to talk to us. We're washed up. Wait, if you're not like a... You... Hi, Tracy. Oh. How are you?

Ew. Dude, listen. Tracy, we just called four people. You're the only one that answered. She's waking people up. I love you. Look who just FaceTimed me. You're never good. Yeah. Who are we waking up? Who are we waking up? Who'd she say? Tracy, who are we waking up? Was that your husband? Put her in the microphone. FaceTime me.

How are you, baby? No. I was like, that's it. We're washed up. Nobody cares about us. I'm glad you answered. I'm so happy you of all the people got to answer this. Yeah. Thank you for upgrading too. That means so much to me. What are you doing? Where do you live? I live in Springfield, Missouri. You guys were just down here. Yeah. Yeah. Aw. Aw.

Who's next to you? My daughter, Aaliyah. Hi, Aaliyah. What's up, baby? How are you? What are you guys doing tonight? We're just chilling. I'm literally shaking. If there's anything you could ask Bunny, what would you ask her? Here I am. Oh, my God. I can't even think straight right now. Oh, my God. Aaliyah, help me. You're good. You're good. Oh, my God.

So you guys got, do you have to go to work in the morning? Do you go to work? Do you have to go to work in the morning? I'm sorry. We're calling so late. I'm actually off tomorrow. Yay. Awesome. Yeah. Yeah. It was meant to be. Who were you trying to wake up a second ago?

Oh, that was my husband. He's like, I don't give a shit lady. Do not wake me up. Oh my God. I love that. Well, Tracy, we just wanted to call you and tell you we love you and thank you so much for upgrading. Like it means so much to us. Oh my gosh. You guys are, this is so awesome. This is like the craziest thing. I love it. I just love you because listen, listen to your podcast before I

That you were Jelly's wife. And I listened to Jelly way back in the day, like in my addiction, like way before he did country. So this is like so crazy. Oh, I love that. I love that you listened before you could put the two together. That's amazing. I love that. Yeah. Congratulations on your sobriety. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Let's go. Me too. That's my, that's my, I got off pills and cocaine in 2017. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm proud of you. Thank you. Hell yeah. It's been so worth it. Oh, good. We're proud of you. And you got that baby girl next to you. So it gives her somebody to look up to. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we love you. Thank you so much for upgrading. Yeah. Thank you, Tracy. I'll talk to you later, baby. Bye. Bye, baby.

she's sweet oh it was meant to be i know that was so sweet that's like chicken soup for the soul it was and i love that she woke up her husband he probably got to work tomorrow i know you fucking bitch yeah he's like i don't give a shit about bunny why are you fucking waking me up all right yeah he's like all right cool thanks i love it all right guys we'll see you next week bye