Ask, Tell, Confess: Match.com & $uicide Boy$
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That was a good one. Every time. That was a good one. I think I'm just gonna go longer and longer each time.

30 minute whistle. One of the entire podcasts is just going to be that. People are going to get so annoyed. I'm sorry, guys. Listen, I, one of my biggest pet peeves, and my husband will tell you this, is when people fucking whistle. I hate it. It hurts me. It irks my ears. Like, I can't stand it. And you want to know who's a fucking whistler? Joey. My husband. He whistles all the time. Bro, when we were locked in the fucking jet with him the other day and he was just fucking whistling Dixie, I was so fucking.

Mad I had to put my headphones on and just fucking crank up like a limp biscuit, dude. I was just so pissed How's everybody doing out there a mental health check? I hope everybody's doing good We love you guys and thank you guys so much for all the support and as you guys know We ask on patreon to ask us some questions so if you guys want to be involved in these little rendezvous shindigs that we do weekly

Make sure you join my Patreon. You can join for free or you can join on any tier. We have tiers for everybody. You want to kick off some of the questions, baby? Let's do it. We'll go on to questions after, but I want to talk about someone's confession. Okay. Christina said that she has always wanted to fuck a hot midget. Oh, I had that one saved. Did you? That was a good one. But first of all, are we allowed to call them midgets anymore? I think we have to call them little people.

All right, Christina. No, I mean, you can leave that in. I would like to be, listen, we stand corrected if we're not allowed to call them midgets anymore. Can someone tell us the proper terminology? I would really like to know. Loves little people. He's obsessed with them. Yes. Loves them. We had a little person suck him off one time. That was a good time. Yeah, she was great. That was a good time, but I have to say it was after tornado relief cleanup. She's a beast.

Do you remember that? No. I don't remember this. Wait, wait, wait. I don't know if we're going to keep this in or not, but we were doing the podcast as he was doing tornado relief cleanup in East Nashville. He got back. He's in his office, has not showered, has not done anything. And you just walked her right in. Oh, he washed his balls. Cause remember he had a, he had a shower in there. Yeah. No, you can leave this on. I don't care. I thought she just went into straight.

Stank. I love that you thought about that this entire, this happened literally like six years ago. It was 2020, I was barely there. No, was it 2020? It was. Okay, so it was four years ago. That is so fucking funny. I was playing Pac-Man outside of the office. I just hear the door creak closed. Listen. And then I hear the little person go, you ready? Yeah.

Oh my god, dude. And I looked around and I was the only person left standing there and I was like, oh, fuck. So I just ran upstairs. Alright, listen, Mimi has seen some shit. I've been in some situations, guys. Mimi has fucking seen some shit. She used to have to edit my videos for my OF. I used to film some of them. Yes, yes. Yep, been there. I was going to go into a story, but I'm going to leave that. Let's leave that one in the...

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Let's talk about our favorite fall scents. I love marshmallows. I love the smell of s'mores. I love the smell of dark chocolate. I love the smell of rain on a dreary autumn night. Not a pumpkin spice latte fan though. Sorry ladies.

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All right, next question, Haley. How you doing? Hey, Bunny, I got a question for you. Oh, Lord. Kayla wants to know what's the craziest nickname a trick has asked you to call them? Ooh, that's a good question. Craziest nickname? Yeah. I don't know. I don't think they've ever had me call them, like, you know, of course they went, like, Daddy and stuff like that. Um, I don't...

I did not know we were going there. The silence on this bus, you guys. We all just went. Leave that in because that's funny. I just told the story that we can't keep in. Mimi just told me I'm not allowed to keep in. But let me think of something. So there, I mean, you know, it's the usual stuff like daddy and stuff like that. There was a dude who used to love to come in the closet. I told you guys about him before, didn't I?

No. Wait, wait, wait. So he would stop and go into the closet to come? A closet comer? Yes. Literally. So, fucking, I met him on Match.com. My name on there was Butterflies in My Head. So.

Listen, he was fine, dude. I'm talking like... Oh, hold on. Bleep his name. Sorry. Sorry. Cut the name. Cut the name. Closet Boy was fucking hot, dude. He was like an actor. Like, he was hot, okay? So I go over to his house the first time. We're like, he's got this really dope house in Vegas, whatever.

We're doing the deed and literally right when he's about to come he Jumps up out of the bed runs to the closet says come here come here come here He's like get on the floor get on the floor, and I'm like okay, so I get on the floor And I'm like you know it's dark in there, and I'm like what am I doing? I wonder that's like trauma for sure he was like And then after that I would see him regularly and he would want to go in the closet to finish every time I wonder if he still does it yeah

Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure. So crazy. I'm sure. Yeah. That was one of them. Okay. Oh my God. Oh, there's plenty of stories. I feel like I was expecting one of like a guy wanting to be walked on a leash or something like that. One of my clients has a story like that. She, um,

He would wear a pig mask only in his underwear and wanted to be on a leash, walk to the ATM, and, like, she would demand money. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. And if he would say no, she would get more. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's money dominatrix, and those girls make so much money. A lot of men that are in power love to be stepped on. Like, the most powerful dudes you can think of are the types that, like, their balls smashed with heels, or, like, this one guy...

This one guy used to be obsessed with the girls crushing watermelons with her thighs. He used to email me all the time. He was like, please, I'll pay you this much money. I'm like, bro, I'm not strong enough to crush a watermelon with my thigh. There's no fucking way it's happening. I really want to try that. Okay, let's do it. We should order watermelons at the next show. Let's do it at the beach. Day off ordering watermelons. We gotta try. People on TikTok are gonna be like, why are they doing this? Roll this clip and we'll play it. Oh, that's gonna be great. Yeah.

- Okay, okay. - All right, well. Finding out a lot about everybody here today. - Yeah.

All done. All right. May I ask, how is your book coming along? Do you have any idea when it will and might be published? Why did we all screenshot the same things? Yep. I love it because we all just know. So yes, we are working on my book. We just signed the deal. We have a publisher. This book is really happening, ladies and gentlemen, and it's going to drop next fall, which seems like so far away. End of summer fall. It's crazy. End of summer fall.

And I'm so excited for you guys to read this book. The girls have gotten to read some of it. Why don't you tell them what you think? You guys, I know some of these stories. And even I was like jaw dropped. I couldn't stop reading. And there were some things that like I've known you for a long time. Yeah. That I even was like, no way that happened. Yeah. Like this is a like. It's very detailed. It's very detailed.

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No, it's awesome. And I'm so excited. We are taking our time with it because we don't want to rush anything. And also, we were going to drop it this year, but it's election year and we just don't want to compete with that. So we're just waiting until next year. And we have a lot of stuff up our sleeve, you know, as far as like gigs on TV and stuff like that. So you guys just keep an eye out because you're going to see a girl. Why do you guys think I'm on the Tri-Zeppi train? I got to get skinny if I'm going to be in front of these cameras. I can't afford for cameras to put 15 more pounds on me. You know what I'm saying?

- Lord. - I know, it's rough. Being in front of the camera is rough. But yeah, so the book's coming out and I'm just really stoked. I cannot wait for all of you guys. Am I allowed to even say what the name of it is? - Nope. - Damn.

You see what I'm saying, man? My whole life is controlled. Yeah. I hate it. I hate it. My publicist literally has a heart attack every time I open my mouth. Yes, every time a news article... And I don't know how this happens, and I swear we do not do this on purpose, but every time Jay has something big about to happen, one of your crazy TikToks make like six to seven headlines in conjunction with his. Every time. It is crazy. Like the plane...

When we got in the plane incident, the diapers, the everything is always just the stars align somehow. I don't, and it's not on purpose. Like, I don't understand. He got to the point where we were laughing and we're like, we just need to not be on social media a week before I'm about to go to like, like,

at the fucking CMA Awards. I'm not posting for a week before, unless it's like little random shit. But you know what I've been noticing with the headlines is they bring up like old shit. They just posted the thing about me and Lainey Wilson. I saw that. Like, and in the article it says that I'm worried about my marriage and blah, blah, blah. Like, it is so crazy what people come up with. Did you see the articles about why you weren't at the Emmys?

Yeah. Why? No. There were so many articles of like their marriages in trouble. She wasn't at the Emmys, blah, blah, blah. Like guys, first of all, my husband wanted me at the Emmys and I told him absolutely not. And you guys want to know why?

The Nickelodeon Awards, he wanted me to go and he wanted to get the family picture and I just thought it was so much more important for him to have that moment with Noah and Bailey and like, you know, like I'm a part of the family. I'm with them all the time, 24-7, but like I want them to have something that

I'm not in. You know, I feel like I've been to every frickin award show and you guys want. Secondly, I fucking hate red carpets. She does. You guys hate them. They give me the worst fucking anxiety. But the Emmys, it was just impossible. First of all, it was the first day of my period.

I was not sewing you into a dress in your diaper at the Grammys at the fricking Grammys. I'm wearing a diaper that they had to sew me into because it was the first day of my period. The dress you guys is literally sewn to the diaper. Yes. That's not a joke. I witnessed. Yes. And it, I have, I think I put it posted a video of it on Tik TOK. It went viral, um, on my backup account. Um, but yeah, I was on the first day of my period. We're in the middle of tour.

And they were doing what's called, my husband calls it running gun. And that's when they go straight there and they come straight back. And I just, I cannot handle that. Well, there's a lot more moving parts. Like he just goes and like,

gets a little glam and he goes out like yeah yours is like a whole team it is and it's a whole day makeup like yeah it's a whole to do and i just honestly was like baby you can go to one red carpet without me and he was just like all right he even said he's like people are gonna think we're having problems yeah the articles after articles like oh we were technically supposed to go to the vmas together but um we ended up having to cancel it didn't align with

Because they changed the date. The date because of the debate. Yeah, it was supposed to be like 9, 10 or something. 20 or something. Yeah, and they changed it and so we couldn't go. But yeah, me and my hubby are fine. I love him to pieces. That's my best friend and there's no trouble in paradise. I don't have to be at every freaking award show. I like to let my man be a man sometimes and he doesn't need his wife hanging on his fucking...

ankles at every freaking red carpet but i will be at the cmas for sure because i love the cmas yeah like all like we love acms but it's very like stuffy you know it's like very like like yeah a little too fancy like uh it's like a party red room or what is it where do we go

Tootsies. Rainbow. Rainbow Room. Oh, yeah. It's like the Rainbow Room. All your friends are there. Everyone's having a good time backstage. Yeah. I really enjoy the CMAs. And it's at home. We're not having to travel to freaking Texas and it's hot. Yeah. Or they're throwing you out into a parking lot under a tent. Yeah. We don't have to be on buses. You can go home right after. Yeah. You can go home at the end of the night. Go home. Yeah. There's just, there's so much that goes into award shows. But, uh,

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Yeah. So that is, we are not having problems and it's all right, guys. It's all right for me to not be with my husband all the time, but...

Alright, well, I'm ready to go to bed. I'm tired. How about you guys? I'm gonna go pass out flamingos backstage. Yeah, I'm gonna give seals out. I got a pocket...

What are you guys doing now? We got flamingos. They have started this thing since last tour. Tell them what you guys do. We get miniatures of things. They're little acrylic miniatures of whether they're ducks or... We did ducks last year. No. Last year they were ducks. We did mushrooms last year. Yeah. And then this year we have seals and flamingos. And we leave them randomly throughout backstage. So we'll find people's cases. And we'll, like, set it in their cases as little surprises. I mean, I would be happy to find a miniature flamingo. Yeah. Yeah.

I was just in random. We need to find out who Dale Karp is. I did. Okay. I found it. I don't think he got the original chair back. I think that is it. That is the original chair. That chair is extremely heavy. I held it. Okay. That guy said that the chair was missing. No. I was like, hmm. It's not missing. He said he's very loud. I'm going to go meet him later. Let's find him. All right. We're going to find Dale Karp, guys. Dale Karp is, I don't know. We can cut this out. But his last name is Karp.

- Gotcha. - So Dale, we stole his chair backstage the other day because we were carrying a case of water. - Oh, can we talk about how you got to meet the Suicide Boys? - Oh. - How can we skip over that? And then we'll get into the Dale Karp story really quick. - Hey, don't hold it for me. - Yeah, well that was Haley just creaming her pants right now. - I'm excited. - Yeah, no, so I am a new fan of Suicide Boys, probably in the past year.

Because before, when they weren't sober, their music used to scare the shit out of me. I love it. Yeah, and Hailey has always been just a huge, huge fan. So when they dropped their new album, their Sober album, I absolutely was like, "Okay, I love these dudes. I'm a fan." And I literally sent my husband one of their songs and I was like, "You need to get on this track with them or do a song with them." So it was kind of like I put it in the air.

And then we looked at their tour schedule and we were like, we've been planning this for a really long time. We were like, okay, so our off day in Boston, we're going to go and see the Suicide Boys. So anyways, we get there.

The boys are so sweet. They literally accommodated us, gave us our own suite to be in, gave us merch. Like, they are such dolls. And when I met them, like, I love Ruby. Ruby is like, I just, I need a t-shirt that says, I heart Ruby. Scram, of course, is gorgeous in person. I mean, he's just beautiful. Ruby is too, though. Ruby's a hottie too. I don't think either. And we were both so nervous meeting them. I've never been that stressed before. Yeah.

And Bunny kept trying to leave the room. I was like, all right, guys, it was really nice. Well, because I felt bad. I know how it is. Like, I know how we are. It was like 15 minutes before their show. It was not even 15 minutes. He was getting miked up. That's like fucking five minutes, you know? So I was like, I felt so bad. But I was like, okay, it was really nice to meet you guys. Thank you. And they're like, you don't have

to leave. And then I'm like, all right, we'll see you guys later. They're like, do you want to take a picture? I was like, Oh yeah, let's do it. I was like, yeah, it was sweet though. They're really, really super sweet. And I'm glad we got a chance to meet them because now, um, I believe scrim and

and Daddy Roll are talking about doing a collab, so hopefully we can get them to do it with the boys. Here's what I told my husband. I said, "I think that the boys will bring you back to the darkness that you used to rap about." And I said, "And I think that you could bring the boys to the light that you have found now." So I'm really excited to see what they come up with because I think it'll be a really dope collab. - Me too.

All right, guys. Well, I got to go because Haley needs to go wring out her panties. But love you guys so much, and we'll see you next week. Bye. Bye-bye.