Ask, Tell, Confess: Bed Bugs & Bangs
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as tell can fail i love that one that was that that was like my version of a country music song i love that one my new favorite it was good right i'm actually really proud of myself i came up with it literally lickety split right on the spot lickety split all right lickety split baby this is what you sound like right now do you see this yep that

I swear. That's what I feel like my teeth are. That's what I feel like my teeth are like. I swear. Oh, that is so funny. Mimi, I got a question for you. Yes. Mimi, are you ever going to go back to your old hair? You look gorgeous with the split dyed platinum and black hair with no bangs. I can't stand the Friar Tuck bangs. She fucking hates my bangs, guys. I hate them. She has such a beautiful face and I feel like...

The bangs take away from that. No, I'm going to keep them for life just because you hate them. The other day I like freshly trimmed and you guys, I will give you a little secret of how I cut my bangs with trimmers. Yeah. I take my husband's trimmers. I comb them down and I just go right across. So when I say they are crisp, they are straight. Crisp. Fresh. Yeah.

I'm that friend with ADD. I say that in my head. Anytime I hear the word Chris or fresh or fresh. Yeah. Not even the tick tock. It's literally your version. I stole it from that guy. He did it. It's so funny. But show up to this like video shoot and it must have taken Haley off guard. Cause she just looks at me. She goes, Holy fuck. Your bangs are straight. Yeah.

Yeah. I always know when you give it a little fresh nod. Yeah, Jason too. He's like, damn, those are straight. You know? No, the baby bangs, listen, I don't love my face shape without bangs. That's just a personal preference of mine because I have a very like oval and then if my moon face is slurring up, it makes me feel very round. That's just personal. You have a heart-shaped face. Not really. Yeah, you do. No.

Your little jawline is coming in now. My jawline just showed up. Yeah. Out of nowhere. And I very much noticed it on the CMAs, like the little clips that people were posting of me in the background. I was like, yeah, there it is. Um, but yeah, maybe, I don't know. I really love my bangs. I feel like they're my personality. My split died too. I know a lot of people are just over it. I'm not. So what color are you going to do next?

I don't know. I'm really loving the orange. I love it. I don't love it. I feel like this one is like... And the reason why... I feel like I'm just bashing on your hair right now. I feel like the blue was so luxurious and luscious. If I was to change, it would be blue. I feel like the green was...

Pretty too, but I would love to see purple. The orange to me has, it washes out so fast. I don't love purple on my skin. That's only because I haven't been taking care of my hair. Yeah. I'm like hot shower scrubbing my orange out and she's like, will you fucking stop? Like my other colors, I'm like cold water, not washing as much. I'm just clarifying shampoos. Like I'm like, I'll just color it again. But

I done purple. Did you? At one point, I did purple with some blues. And there's just something about purple I do not like on my skin tone. Really? The only thing is, I think it's because I have a little bit of yellow in my skin. Like the tiniest bit. And when I add that purple, it just cancels it out. Are we thinking like a deep purple?

It was. Yeah. And I let it fade through to all the purple. So I started with deep. I always start with deeper tones and what I want because I want to live through the color. Yeah. But I didn't I didn't like it. My favorite color. Yes, is blue. Yeah. Blue on my hair. And I start very dark blue and I let it fade through. It's one of my favorite colors. So if I was to change my orange like.

Next color, I probably would choose blue. Yeah. It blew on you. That would be what I would do. I remember it was so pretty. Because I think what I... But I don't hate your hair. I love your hair. But I mean, it just sounds like I'm just like, yeah, I would really like to... My whole comment section hates my hair, okay? Like...

let's get that straight i know but it's your hair so it doesn't matter what anybody that's why i don't change it for comments or like people's opinions i'm like no this is what makes me feel pretty so this is what i do i for so long lived for other people that there's nothing right now that could make me change my appearance for someone else amen sister yeah let's fucking go

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You're next. Oh, you're up. You're up, buddy. So this one, I had to screenshot this one. I don't because I don't think I would know what to do in this situation. And it made me think about it for later. Like it freaked me out. So this person, this is a tell and it's a

Okay. A few years ago, she went to a friend's Halloween party and she got trashed by 10 o'clock and started drunk texting her former coworker. They had started having sexual tension and had a few texts back and forth, nothing more, but being drunk and horny, she decided to invite him over. They partied for a bit. Then she decided to go home with him. She stumbled into his apartment and went straight to his bed.

Eventually we both passed out. I wake and I'm guessing they probably fucked. Eventually they both passed. I stumbled in case you guys were wondering that's Chaji finding his spot. Bro he just literally this is the most he's ever moved around and I want to fucking slap his behind dude. They both pass out. They wake now this girl wakes up at 5 a.m. in a panic.

Because she began to itch all over her body. She grabbed her phone, turns on her flashlight, and looks down to see an army of bed bugs covering the bed and her body. Oh, fuck. That happened to me. She just...

Fuck. Go ahead. I got the picture of my phone. Jumps out of the bed. Dude is still passed out. She calls her friend, waits for her to answer and tells her what's going on and to get her ASAP. The friend doesn't show up for 30 minutes. Oh, Jesus. All while in the bathroom, freaking out. I walk out to the car in fishnets, ripped up her sexy cop costume. Oh, God.

From the night before she brought her a change of clothes. She stripped down right there in the parking lot, never spoke to the guy again and never told him why I felt like he should have known because his bed was covered in bugs.

So she said, oh, and a few weeks later I found out he gave me chlamydia. Oh, damn. Dude was dirty just all around. That is disgusting. Bro. Yeah. All right. Let me know about your bed bugs. Girl, I feel you on this because I was dating this cute little, like, I call him my cabana boy, the one that looked like MGK and had the fucking dick of, like, a baby arm. And...

So cute and he lived in a really nice house dude like I had a nice house whatever whatever His bed was not on the floor It was a nice bed like the dude like worked and took care of himself And he fucking like showered and was very clean all the time I and I we had been hooking up for months so this had never happened But it was like off and on and so I go over to his house one night And I rarely ever stayed the night at his house. I'm just that's not my thing. I have my own place you know and

The next day I wake up, I go home and my entire back is on fire. I'm talking like so fucking bad. It was terrible. I look in the mirror. I have a picture on my phone still. I look in the mirror, take a picture. I have welts up and down my back of just being bit by fucking bed bugs, dude. I literally had a fucking entire brand new bed.

to his house the next day. Do you think you're allergic to bed bugs? Maybe. Aren't they supposed to be just little bites? It was welts. I can find this picture for you. I'll find it for you when we get off of here. It was so bad. It looked like hives almost all over my back. Oh,

my gosh. It was so bad. I hear that people can bring them home from like hotels and stuff. So it's like, you can bring them home from hotels. You can, if you're moving or like anything, it's not just a dirty thing. Yeah. But I mean, in this case, this dude sounded like a fucking dirt ball. I mean, he's got chlamydia too. Yeah.

Gross. Can you imagine having bed bug bites and chlamydia? No. That's just terrible. Poor girl. I mean, and that was her fucking hall, not hall pass, but her work crush. Yeah. Like, damn, dude. That sucks. I mean, I want to know how they interacted with each other at work. Did you just ignore each other and never fucking talk to each other again? Yeah. Poor dude probably thinks he has like a little wiener or something. She probably gave him like a complex. Yeah.

Like was the dick at least worth it though? But yeah, no, the bed bug things is fucked up. That was the only in any, any, that was the only situation I've ever had with bed bugs. I had one, but it wasn't with me. I went to a wedding in Gatlinburg and I,

the bride and groom's room ended up being infested with bed bugs and they came in and like because it can get on literally anything her wedding dress was in there his clothes were in there the baby's pack and play was in there all this stuff right so they had to do one of those like bombs like the smoke bombs yes

Bro, when they got their clothes out, all of their clothes had like oil spots, her wedding dress, his outfit, all the kids clothes. Everything was covered in these like oil specs. Oh, no. Yeah, it was crazy. I mean, that bitch. But yeah. Oh, fuck. Fuck her. You deserved.

I don't even know what happened. She fucking decided I'm going to put her on blast. I'm going to keep this in. But she decided to tell me that I only didn't like her because she could have kids and I could not while I was in the middle of my infertility. Hmm.

So fuck you, bitch. No, that's never cool. You never throw something like that about her people who are dealing with infertility. I can't have babies. I hate that. Oh, bro. I literally that was that was one of the worst things you could have said to someone. It's evil. Yeah. Yeah. She ended up, you know, doing her kids all taken away. Oh, OK. Well, the bed bugs was a pre warning for her life was about to fucking turn out. Jesus.

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I recently joined your Patreon and went straight for top tier as I'm an all or nothing person, obsessive personality maybe. My question is, how in the world do you maintain all of these social media platforms and things you are involved in doing? I'm sitting here a month in and thinking, damn, this is a lot. Also, what's the Utah timeline look like?

B Lawson. I love that. I love this because I try to tell everybody how much content we have on Patreon and I don't think people realize like whenever I do start putting shit on YouTube, I have years worth of shit that I can fucking put on YouTube, dude. And

Patreon is a testament of how hard we work. Like you guys don't really get to see it unless you're on our Patreon. There is so much shit on there. It is crazy, dude. Like, I mean, we're talking back to like 2020, right? 2020. Yeah. 2020. So like five years going on five years.

years of content. - That's crazy. - Crazy. So we started Patreon the same year that I started my OnlyFans. - Yeah, at the end of the year. So you started OnlyFans in the beginning of the year and then we started Patreon at the end of the year. - Yeah, so let's clarify to everybody really quick. Everybody's like, "Oh my God, you were in the sex industry. "You just retired a year ago." No, I retired from the sex industry five years ago. I have not had a sugar daddy in five years or fucking a client in five years.

And I started my only fans in 2020, which only lasted two years. I only had my only fans for two years and I retired from sex work online in 2020. Yes. So just so everybody... No, not 2020. Huh? 2022. 2022. Sorry. I retired from sex work...

online in 2022 so for everybody who's like what's the timeline and you know how long have you been retired i've been retired from that lifestyle for half a decade now yeah so yeah and like you weren't actively even at the end of of you weren't like actively working it like you were in the beginning the first year i shot like 200 movies and i just recycled them the entire fucking yeah that's free game for you ladies by the way

Always stack content. That even goes for social media. I know they were asking about that. Just stack content. You can't expect yourself to film all day, every day, throw some shit in the drafts, make a day of content, and you've got a week of content. Yeah, it's not realistic. And I go through phases. There's phases of where I shoot every day, and I post fucking three times a day on each fucking platform. And then there's times where I'll post once a day. I always post once a day on TikTok, or...

or Patreon we always post on and Snapchat I've got to get better at because that's really a good moneymaker for me. So I really need to start. - She definitely shows a side of herself on Snapchat that she does not show anywhere else. I'm going to preface this if you want to see the most unhinged version of Bunny.

Go to Snapchat. It's those filters, man. It just makes you act. I feel like it's not me and nobody can see it's me. It's like mascots. You know, like when mascots like are super like vibrant in their costumes, but then they're like the quiet person. That is you with your filter. I do. Don't give me one of those fucking hilarious filters, man. The ugly face filters are my favorite. I love it. We were driving down the road the other day and she's like, I'm literally trying to pay attention to the highway. And she's like,

Look at me. And it's like the most ugly faces you can make. Dude, it's my favorite. I just, I love it so much. But yeah, to answer your question, B Lawson, we, you know, it's just, it's our job. It's my job. And that, and my job is to make you guys smile. And that's what I really try to do. That's why when I get sucked into like fucking unnecessary drama, I'm like, bro, I'm not here for,

For the drama. I am here to fucking have fun, to make people laugh, to make people feel good. That's my way of giving back. My husband, you know, goes to these jails and that's his way of giving back. My way of giving back is to you guys in the world of just being able to sit here, make you laugh. If I can fucking...

and keep you engaged in a podcast for an hour, an hour and a half. And you listen to that and you forget about everything that else that's going on in your life. That's what the fuck I'm here for. If these ask, tell confesses, teach you something and make you laugh and fucking gross you out all at the same time. That's what I'm fucking here for, you know? So that I don't, I don't,

I guess I don't think of it as work. It is work, but I don't think it's my job. It's my job to make you smile. And that's what I'm here to do. So that's such a great way to put that. That's how we feel, man. Gina, she wants advice on how did you go from like a more masculine energy to a more feminine energy? And this is something we barely touched on the other day of like, you have a masculine energy and then you have your feminine energy. And I actually just talked about this with Jason the other day is like,

I don't feel like I ever leaned into my feminine energy. I always feel like I'm on the more masculine side of it versus like Haley, for instance, Haley is the most like feminine energy I have met in my entire life. And that's why her and I vibe so well. She's,

The ying to my yang. Well, first of all, Haley's not in her feminine energy. Haley is in her damsel in distress energy. There you go. She is definitely a damsel in distress. She's a ding dong. And we love her for it. And it is what it is. But that's just... Tell them what every single morning on tour looks like for you. For her? Oh, when she just walks out? She's just like... Or when she...

She calls you. And she calls me every morning. Hey, where do I go? Yeah. Just step outside the bus and look to your right. She's like, okay, then what?

I've stayed on the phone and walked her from the bus to a green room. Yeah. That is the most damsel in distress, Haley. Yeah. When he was like, she calls me, he goes, I actually enjoy and wait for that phone call because it is the same thing every morning. Hey, where do I go? Yeah. Haley is damsel in distress. But to answer your question, I don't know if it's something that you can teach yourself except for it's a lot of like,

You have to heal trauma wounds. You have to heal, you know, injuries.

parts of you that are willing to let your guard down and you have to be around people who make you feel safe and you can't like you're never gonna heal in environments that made you sick that's what's making you masculine yes your need of fight and flight and it may not be masculine but it could just be fight and flight so when we say masculine energy when I say masculine energy it's me being like I'm very aggressive I'm the boss I have to have what I say goes I

Um, you're not gonna, you know, just that, you know how males are where they're just very driven to lead. And sometimes it's okay for us women to not want to lead. Like I don't want to lead in our household. I want my husband to tell me what the fuck we're doing. That turns me on, you know, not everybody's like that, but you know,

It's also all it boils down to is feeling safe. Whoever you're feeling safe around, like your friend group, you have to feel safe and vulnerable around your friend group. I don't want to hang out with people who don't make me feel safe. You know, like that situation that just happened online the other day and I cut that person off. That did not make me feel safe.

You are looking for a reason to fucking hate on me. So it's like you have to be around people who make you feel safe. A man who makes you feel soft. You want a man. It took a long time for me to be able to look at Jay and be like, okay, I trust you to lead me.

you know, and you're not going to, that's not going to happen overnight. It's a process. And it was a battle. You know, it finally got to a point where Jay was like, are you going to let me lead this relationship? Are you going to fight me every step of the way? You know? And I was just like,

you know what? You're right. You're right. You know, let me, let me, let me be your partner and not somebody who is working against you because who wants to be in the same household with somebody they don't feel like they're on a team with either, you know? So, I mean, there, it's just lots of steps. I, first I would start, you know, figuring out what is, what is, what,

something that triggers you to put a wall up yeah you you helped me tremendously in the fact that I've always thought in my traumas is that I have to do it myself because no one else can and I reference that towards like picking up heavy things or like like you know I'm not gonna

a long time ago. I would never ask a man to pick up something heavy. I would always and like even last night. Hyper independence is a trauma response. Yeah, last night I'm carrying out a huge, I'm carrying my purse, my backpack, the camera bag and my water and my two cell phones and a case of water, right? And Jaime comes like running down the hallway. He's like, give me

the water. Yeah, like, what are you doing? That's so me to just be like, not gonna ask for help, you know? There was like three of us there. We're like, Mimi, what are you doing, fucking Brutisa? And that's what I'm working on is like letting it be okay that there is someone stronger than me in the room that

it is okay for someone else to do those things because it's so often that I'm just like, I can't let a man do that because I can do that. Yeah. But that's not the case. Hyper independence is a trauma response. And that comes from something that happened to us when we were younger. Cause I was the same way for the longest time. I still am that way, but now I've learned to kind of delegate things, you know, and kind of just be like, all right, you do this, you do this, we'll do this together. You know, like just teamwork makes the dream work. And I don't know, I feel like life is so much better in our,

soft girl era than it is in that era where I had to like, I don't know. I just felt like I couldn't trust anybody and it was me against the world. And like, you know, granted there's still, I'm very weary of people, but my little bubble, I am, I try to be as soft as possible with. Oh, absolutely. Were you ever in like, and I know you like fluctuate,

Did you ever have a time in your life where you were very, very tomboy or I feel like have you always been like feminine ish in like appearance and so because I remember I went through a long period of tomboy. Well, I mean, I have always been a sexy tomboy. Mm hmm.

Like I've learned to like kind of master the art of both. Like I would wear fucking, you know, sneakers, boxers rolled down and t-shirts to school. Like that's just how I was. And I played sports and, you know, that was my thing. But I always managed to keep an essence of femininity to it, which I don't know why. I never did. I got called a boy so many times. Shaved my head. But like that was just me going into that more masculine era of my life. And it wasn't until I met my best friend at the time and she was –

The Haley. Like when I know I vibe with Haley so well because she reminds me of my childhood best friend in which they are so feminine. Yeah. Like the multiple perfumes, the lotions and like the spray tan makeups in the spray tan. Like she was a spray tan.

addict. I never spray tanned with her, but like she was a spray tan addict. She's a spray tan addict. It's so funny for me to see so many similarities, but she's the reason why I made that change in life because I saw that it was okay to be feminine. I don't know why I felt the need to always wear. I probably went like three years only wearing skater clothes.

oversized shirts and hoodies with jeans. Like so many people were like, boy, like they would call me a boy. They called me Mitchell for the longest time. My cousins all called me Mitchell because I was so manly in that sense. And it wasn't until I met, uh,

my best friend she was like it's okay to like put on makeup and like do your hair you know that right and i was like no susan maybe didn't teach you that no my mom wouldn't leave the house without makeup really to this day my mom does not leave the house without makeup my mom doesn't go into a grocery store without putting freshening her lipstick yeah like she won't let her grays show she she is very feminine so i don't know where that aspect of

me wanting to fall so hardly into this like very manly manly huh i don't know look and you'll if you saw pictures of me when i like shaved my head yeah you'd be like what in the fuck that is i would love to see the shape of that dome with no hair on it it's a good it's a good dome it's a good dome yeah it's good i could never didn't have no lumpies oh anything like that i mean i'm domongous there's no way my head's way too big i didn't go bald though oh okay i went like a

maybe a four guard so like that I mean that's still short oh yeah I know you can see my scalp like it was still short for sure that's crazy but that was um what era would that have been where they would like do a middle part and they would like gel it down and put a clip oh god you were one of those okay I remember that was that was probably like

Maybe like... And I'd wear like Dickies button-ups. Early 2000s. Oh, for sure. It had to have been. Yeah. Late 99. I don't know. Like around that era. I loved like... And they would... Like all of... Like Drew Barrymore shaved her head to that point. Like that was my inspiration was that short, spiky, gelled look. But I didn't get the feminine side of it. Like you said, you went feminine. I did not. Well, even as a little girl, I admired...

like the the hot villains so like superman 2 i loved the villain in that and i used to try to like imitate her walk and like with shira i loved catra you know because she was the villain and like i've always been so it's like a feminine masculinity yeah you know yeah it was like bitches who could hold their own i was always attracted to that even as a child so i don't know that's just always how i was so i always wanted to be just a bitch who could hold her own and look at you now look at me now

Just a bitch who can hold her own. I'm just kidding. All right, guys. I got to go. It's fucking nine o'clock at night. You have kept me here all day. I really have. I've been here since the crack acid on crack. All right. Love you guys. See you next week. Bye.