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Is this thing on? What's up, you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome to another episode of Dumb Blonde. Today I have one of my prettiest and most favorite guests along with her iconic husband, Katie Forbes and Rob Van Dam.
What's up, guys? Thank you guys so much for being here. I really appreciate you guys being here. So, Katie, what's up? Why don't you tell me what you've been doing, dude? Since last time you were on the podcast, you have grown expeditiously. Thank you. Expeditiously. Thank you. I'm excited.
I'm so proud of you. Thank you. Yeah, a lot has happened. It was about a year ago, the last time we were together. A lot has happened. Since then, I got signed to Impact Wrestling. Yay, congratulations. Thank you. Thank you. We film actually in Nashville. Yay. So I always think of you when I'm there, but we're so busy. Yeah, and I never want to bother you, but whenever you guys do have time, you guys should come and meet my husband at the studio. We're right downtown.
Yeah. Yeah. So, and I'm wrestling on Impact and also I'm Rob's manager on there. So it's really fun always getting to work with him. Yeah. And been doing OnlyFans and meeting friends and networking and twerking. Tell me about the OnlyFans. How's that going for you? OnlyFans has been so popping. I just hit my one year anniversary on August 1st for it. Yeah. Yeah. Congratulations, baby. Thank you.
I love that he supports you because that's how Jelly is with me too. Yes, he's so supportive. And I didn't expect it to be as poppin' as it is. And now it's like, it was supposed to be just a little side hustle. And now I'm like, this is a huge, like, it's just poppin'. Like, it's like a main hustle.
It's crazy. Right. The amounts of money. Like I have so many people that are so curious about only fans. Um, do you have, do you have the free page and a paid page or how does that work? I just have my paid page. Oh, you did it the right way. Right. I do have my paid page because a lot of my fans are my fans through wrestling. Right. So, um, I have my fan base already through that. And then, um,
I put things on my wall and then I have extra like where my extra freaky stuff is the pay-per-view. Yep. And the DMZ up. I love that. It goes down in the DM. So I started out with a free page because that's what I was told to do. And I didn't realize how hard it was transferring over from the free to the paid. My, my,
She's all in the mic. She's so cute. Um, but now I have the paid page and the paid page is popping off too, but I made hella money off my free page. Like it was crazy. I was making clear in at least a hundred grand a month off my free page and it was like unheard of. So I couldn't fucking believe it. But now it's like transferring over to the paid page. Um, Rob, how do you feel about the only fan situation?
Um, it's, she's, she works hard on it. Like she's always filming herself. Yeah. At least now she's got a, a valid reason to do it. Right. Oh yeah. Yeah. I'm, I'm not from the, uh, I didn't grow up, you know, with phones. We didn't even have cell phones until, you know,
way, way into my adulthood. Right, right, right. And so, you know, she's always on her phone, but it's awesome because she's doing great business with it and her numbers just grow like crazy every week. It's like, you know, more and more and more. Do you ever make an appearance on her OnlyFans? Not on purpose. You might catch a foot.
Yeah. Oh, so you're not the stunt cock. No. So do you collab with other girls on there too? Okay. Yeah. Do you have plans on bringing Rob in there? No. No? Yeah. I get a lot of requests for him, but that's just not his thing. Mm-hmm.
See, my husband is so happy to be a cocksurfer right now. I think his whole life, you know, because my husband's a bigger guy, but he's like, he's excelled in the music industry and that's what he's great at. And now he's excelling on OnlyFans and he calls himself a cocksmith. So he's like, he's like, I'm not a rapper anymore. I'm a cocksmith. So it's the funniest shit. Rob would probably be down with it if he wasn't already known through wrestling. Right. But that, it's just like, he's already known in wrestling. So it'd be late, it'd be like late in the game for him to make his porn debut. I mean, see, my thing,
is I think you should fucking like set a goal and like once you hit like fucking 300,000 a month you're gonna drop you guys a sex tape like put an incentive like my brain is always working you know just gives people a thing to work towards so Rob let's switch over to you really quick Charlie was actually filling me in about you Charlie is a huge fan he just didn't want to tell you oh no he yeah he told me did he tell you he told me that he met me at
the deja vu in Nashville. Yeah. That could have been back as early as like, you know, 92, 91. First time I went through Nashville was in 91. Oh, gotcha. Yeah. He was so Charlie started out being a DJ at a strip club and now he's like a huge comedian. That's why I wanted you guys to hook up. But yeah. So when he found out you were coming, he started rattling off all these facts and I was like, God, I did my research, but I didn't realize it was so, you know, like that. And he's like, dude, he's like a wrestling icon. Yeah.
Guilty as charged. Yeah. So are you still wrestling? I still am. Yeah. Like she was saying, you know, we're on impact. Okay. So now we work together, but, uh, but it's, um, it's, it's, it's been less and less, uh, like I've only like when you're with WWE, you're on the road over 300 days a year. And then, um, the last, uh, several years before last year, I was down to like a dozen matches a year and I was looking to slow down, but then, uh, work, uh,
worked out this deal with Impact, which I didn't see coming, and...
It's like the longer I do it, which also, was that Petrie? Petrie just burped. She didn't even get in her three-step, by the way. This is Petrie. I'm so sorry. I didn't have a chance to. She burped in the microphone. My value goes up, though, the longer I do it, so it makes it harder to get out of it. Right. It's very hard. Yeah, the money is very hard. So do you still do the frog? Yeah, five-star frog splash. So you get up there and do that now? I do everything. Dude, I was watching you fucking land. Like, that is brutal.
How does that make the body feel? Not good. He's like, not good. But he uses RBD, CBD to help with the pain. I like that. I like that. I like that. So how did you guys meet? I want to know. Me. It was me. We were at a wrestling convention doing autographs. And then I wrote my number down and put it in his bag.
Yes, I made it happen. And I slid in the DM too. He's playing a little hard to get. What was it about him that you just had to have? Besides the fact that he's a Sagittarius, right? Yes. My husband's a Sag too. We're very compatible in that way. But when I first saw him on TV, my friend was in the room and then I was like, my jaw dropped. And I said, if he met me, he would love me. Like I literally manifested it. And I do.
And she was like, I was like, oh my God, he's so hot. And I was watching a promo of him doing the splits. I was like, his bulge. Yes. His ass. Yes. She was like, dude, we got to see the bulge on OnlyFans. Now you're fucking, you're advertising it. Now people really are going to want to see it.
It's easy to see in the onesies. My friend was like... I felt... My friend said she felt so uncomfortable. She's like, I felt like I needed to leave the room. Oh, my gosh. When I saw him on TV. And then... So, when I saw him in person, of course, I was going to shoot my shot. Yeah. Yeah. So, what happened? You shot, obviously. Yes. And he...
ate it up or yes we I was visiting my friend in California because he lived in California at the time I lived in New Orleans and that next week I happened to be visiting a friend that lived like 10 minutes from him which in LA that's that's that's hard to do right yeah yeah so he just happened to be so close and so we went on a date and then the date ended up lasting for so long like it was like it was like I said that whenever I met my husband that it felt like
our souls recognized each other. Yeah. It's one of those things. And it's like, when you know, you know. Yes. And so you guys have been inseparable ever since then. Yeah. And some interesting detail on that first date. I'm very passive, right? So I'm just like, you know, if you're having a good time,
We can go on to the next place or I can drop you off. Let me know what's up to you, whatever. And I said, if you go to the next place and you're having fun, I got this podcast I got to do. And then we can go out if you want. You tell me and
She said that she didn't think that I was too into her. That's how Sagittarius men are. And she was thinking of maybe having me drop her off. And then my phone lit up and I had her as my screensaver. Yes. Oh, I got goosebumps. That is so funny.
So cute. So you guys are inseparable since then. Yeah. So I was, yeah, I literally told him to drop me back off at my friend's house. Cause I'm talking about myself and things you do on a first date. You know, so what he's like not making eye contact. He was shy, but he just like, that's just how he is. No, I had to rape my husband.
My husband literally, he was so into me, but he literally would not have sex with me because he wanted to know my five-year plan at six o'clock in the morning. I was like, dude, stick your dick in me. Like, I don't want to talk about this right now. Right. Good thing we're aggressive women and we go after what we want. You have to be. You have to be. Right. So when I saw the picture, I knew he was into me that it was just, he didn't, he just wasn't putting it over big, you know? And then I gave him a kiss and then we went to a VTour walk around holding hands. Like we've been together for so long. Aww.
I love that. So how does that work in the wrestling world? Like when you guys do start a real relationship, do they have to write that into the script? No, no. We're very fortunate that Impact Wrestling really likes to look and watch our real lives and capitalize on that.
Yeah, that's so much better. Right. Yeah. We don't have to substitute our values for character values. Yeah. And there's a lot that goes on with that. Absolutely. I know when I got with my husband, I got a lot of hate because all of his fans, you know, they were just like, oh, my God, she's a gold digger. She's this. She's that. And didn't realize I was my own boss and my own right. You know, did you get that from the wrestling community?
fans or did they just automatically love you well we it was on tmz about us getting together in the very beginning and he had been separated from his wife for a while before we got together but the way it came out on the news made it look like he left his wife for me and his wife had cancer years and years it's sad but it was years and years ago and she got better but then they say
Rob, how do you leave a dying woman with cancer? And we're like, she's healed. Like, you know, people just changing the facts to make me look like, right. But people love drama. And it's because you're beautiful and young too. But then I was like, not worried about it. Cause I'm like, they'll know what time, how sincere I am because this love is not going anywhere. That's how, that's what I had to do. I literally had to like five, here I am five years later. We're five years too. Four and a half years. So now that we've been together four and a half years,
More in love than ever. Best friends. Like, and people know it's real. You know, then it just shut up the haters because they see what's up now. So on your OnlyFans, what can people see now? It's twerking ass.
You're like a twerk queen, right? Yes, I am. Yes. I love that. I love that you dubbed yourself the twerk queen. Yeah. It's fitting because that ass is amazing. Thank you. If you guys have not seen this ass, you got to go over there and see this ass. Yes. And I love it because it's on Impact Wrestling. My character is like, right now, like I was talking about my website. I'm going to do a big launch on my website on Impact Wrestling. Yay.
So it's awesome that I can mix the two because I twerk in the ring. That's my wrestling character and I make it rain going to the ring. And then also I can promote my side hustle by talking about my website on the channel. Yes. So it's just perfect that I, that I mashed the two between my only fans and wrestling. And it's my real personality because like, even when it's just us home alone, I'm always twerking in the mirror. Yeah. Like it's really what I love to do. Do you love that about her? Yeah.
I love seeing her happy. It's really not about that. There's a lot of...
She's very different than what I thought I was into. Yeah. And so much... He didn't know he was an ass man. Yeah. So much changes about your priorities when you just really bond with somebody and you really want the best for them. Same story with my husband and I. My husband only would date like square bitches. I'm like the first, like, you know, I hate using the terminology, keep using the terminology, but just...
you know, boss bitch that just like has her own shit going on. And he's like, I never knew how much I loved it. You know, like a woman with drive and just, just integrity is like attractive, you know? So that's everything that they need. I want to play a game with you guys. Are you guys going to play a game with me?
We need to think of what the prize will be. Cause what I'm going to do is I'm going to give you guys some cardboard and some markers. And what I'm going to do is I'm going to ask you guys questions. You guys can't look at each other's answers. Okay. And then we're going to turn it around and whoever has the most correct answers wins. Cause it's, so it's a newlywed game. So I'm going to ask you guys questions about your relationship. We'll crush it. Okay. All right. I can't wait. So what, what's the loser going to have to get?
What does the winner get? And what does the loser get? I want to go right to the good shit. What's the loser get? I think it should be something sexual. If it's a win-win, then the winner fucks the loser. How about that? I like that. We'll roll with that. Got it covered. All right. You guys can't look at each other's answers. How are we going to not...
Should I sit in the middle? Okay. Got your questions right here. No peeking, baby. No peeking. And then after I ask the first question, you can write it down and then just turn it over. Okay. Ready? The first question is, if your spouse were to bring food into the bedroom, what kind of food would it be? Hi, Petrie. She's looking at me side-eye. Is she going to bite me? No, she just looks out the side of her eye. Bitch, no. Don't touch my fur coat.
All right, ready? Next question. Which one of your wife's friends looks the best in a bikini? All right, number three. Which animal would your spouse say you are in bed? Petrie, what do you think about this? Is this crazy or what? Look at those nails, girl. You are beautiful. All right, next one. When it's time to be intimate, who makes the first move? All right, next question. Does Rob ever frog splash you in bed? Ha ha ha!
- At least we got a 50% chance. - Yeah. All right, and this next question is a two-part question. - Oh, I ran out of paper. - Oh, oh, we need one more. Wait, here we go. - She's hoarding it. - Gotcha, right here. - Oh, just one more? Okay, cool. - All right, so the next question is, if Katie had a hall pass, who would it be? - Nope! - And if Rob had a hall pass, who would it be? - Oh my God!
Look, he's writing already. I don't know. All right, I'm going to go back over here, and then you guys can reveal your answers together. We'll go through it one by one, and you guys flip them over. Okay. If your spouse were to bring food into the bedroom, what kind of food would it be? Can we both show it? Oh, my God. You both got it right. Yay. Yay. Perfect.
- Oh my God, I wish I was that healthy. My husband would be like fries, a milkshake, all that other shit. - Good job, baby. - All right, so wait, hold on. We gotta keep tabs. - I forgot we're against each other. - I mean, you know, technically you're really together. Which one of your wife's friends looks best in a bikini?
Who's Jennifer? Is Jennifer the hot blonde? Yeah. So is she you guys' girlfriend or what's the deal with that? Yeah. So she comes home and just bangs you both and just you guys love her to death and she's just, is she part of the crew? Yeah.
The Van Damme fam. Yay! I love that. That's so cool that you have a wife like that, too. I'm like that with my husband. I bring home girls all the time. You have to, man. If you're going to be with somebody in the long haul, you might as well have fun together instead of making them have to go outside the marriage to have fun. Right. Like you said, honesty. Totally agree. All right. Next question is, which animal would your spouse say you are in bed?
Oh, I just said a rabbit because I know they're sexual animals. You know what I said? Oh, I didn't even think about it was you. I don't know. All right. When it's time to be intimate, who makes the first move? Yes. Oh, my God. They answered it right. Yay.
Did you say I do or? I said I do. Oh, you said you do. Oh, we told you we're wrong. Okay, gotcha, gotcha. Okay, so all right, that's the one that you guys didn't get. But it's okay, you guys are still tied. All right. I took credit for that one. Next question. Does Rob ever frog splash you in bed? No.
It's okay. It's okay. He's like, I'm not going that deep. He's like, I'm not going to reveal what we really do. Dude, if you frog splash in the pussy, I need to see this on OnlyFans. We got to capitalize off this shit, man. Wasn't sure how to take that. Like, literally? Or is she just going to, you know? No, it's all good. I don't think there's really a wrong way to answer that question at all. All right. Does that mean we got it right?
Sure. Yay! There you go. Four. Everybody got it. All right. Who is Katie's hall pass and who is Rob's hall pass? What do you think I said, baby? Well, I just said Jennifer. Right. I figured you'd say for me. Aw. Yeah. And then what do you think I said for you? I don't know. Who would be your hall pass? I don't even want to hear it again. Oh, Cardi.
I don't know what's going to come out of your mouth next. Did we miss a question or did I get them all? We're done. Yay. I like the whole pass for Party B, baby. Because we talked about that. Yeah.
I forgot. We were joking around and said something about, I would expect you to call me and say, you know, like, baby, you know, visually. And you're like, well, I have to take a shot. I have to take a shot. At least call you and try it. Yeah. It totally happened. Yeah. I love it. You guys are so cute. Well, you guys are fucking hot. You guys tied. So you guys both get to go home and fuck each other. I love you guys as love. I think it's beautiful. I really do. Yeah.
Katie, why don't you shout out your socials so that everybody knows where to find you? And Rob, you can shout out, or you guys both can shout them out, or you can shout them all out. Cool. Okay. Everybody follow me on Instagram and Twitter, TheKatieForbes, and on OnlyFans.com slash Katie Forbes. And you can watch us every Tuesday night on Impact Wrestling on AXS TV. Hey.
Hey, I love that. And then Rob, does he have any socials he wants to shout out or you don't care about me? Yeah, you can follow me. See me everywhere at the real RVD and, and, uh,
RVDCBD.com. That's a, what is this that you guys have? It's a huge, a huge venture that we're doing right now. We're helping people. We're, we're fucking making people's lives better. Yeah. Tell me a little bit about it. Um, we can plug it on the podcast for sure. Um, I, sometimes I do standup comedy as well. Oh, awesome. Oh, you guys with Charlie, Charlie, please. Yeah. Yeah. And, um, we brought a camera, uh,
when I had like a seven day, you know, road trip said, Hey, it'll be cool to film it, whatever. But I showed up with double vision because I had a concussion from a wrestling match. And I kept thinking that damn frog splash. It was so simple. The thing that actually got me, but, but anyway, I ended up, you know, I kept saying, well, I'll,
I'll go with the plans. I'll keep doing the tour and I'll wake up, feel fine tomorrow. But that never happened. So the concussion took over the agenda of the movie of my life, of everything. I had to get checked out with neurologists and vision therapy, all kinds of stuff. But it made a really awesome movie though. It's called Headstrong. I have it on Amazon. And it became a much bigger project than I imagined.
wanted it to originally, but all the feedback I got was everyone telling me how much it's inspired them and it's helped them because they see that I've had to go through life's obstacles and stay cool and be the whole effing show. And I started really getting...
concussion awareness became real important to me. Like it always has been right until you really go through something you never know. And I've had hundreds of concussions and I've lost a lot of friends by suicide that they relate to concussions because they say that, you know, that's the same thing that happens with football players. Exactly. It's called CTE chronic traumatic encephalitis. Yeah. So, um, um,
So this became, you know, like, make me the poster boy because people don't want to talk about it. And I never did my whole career. I never told anybody if I was whacked. You know what I mean? Right. That was my business, I thought. Right. But so anyway. And you come from that generation of, like, you have to be more gangster. Yeah, totally. Yeah, it's different now. It's totally different. And so, you know. I wish it would go back to that.
We got too many motherfuckers on the internet crying, dude. The same inspiration that I want to find what I can do, you know, awareness, communication, education. But also, I was reading a lot about CBDs and how that can help. So I started RVD CBD. And I have a superior product. I don't have the brain formula yet. But that's always going to be... It's going to be trial and error, too.
to find it. Right. And once we do have it, I'll keep improving it. You know, the more I learn with all the products, you know, but RVDCBD.com, our pain cream in particular, that's our flagship product. Like, so is it, is it by, I have a team. I have team shares. Yeah. But, um,
which I have 3000 milligram tinctures, which is like double what most people have. Right. A lot of us need more CBD than other people. And there's no guidelines to go by. And if you look on the Internet, you can find recommendations from 20 milligrams all the way to 300 milligrams. Wow.
Some of us athletes, bigger guys and whatever factors, because we're all still learning now need more. Right. So, um, my tincture is 3000 milligrams. Uh, and also I have a four ounce pain cream that I have, uh, 3000 milligrams again, and it works. You just put it on. I have it loaded with menthol. So as soon as you put it on, you're going to feel it soothing. Oh, it's so good. And, and so all the reviews are just telling me like, we're helping people. Everyone's like, Oh my God, thank you so much. Doesn't that make you feel
So good. Yeah. I've never been part of something with so much positive energy before. Like all the way. Yes. I love that. And where can people find this at? RVDCBD.com. I'm going to have to get some too. And on Instagram at RVDCBD as well. I love that. Thank you guys so much for coming today. You guys have such good energy, Katie. I'm so excited to see where that ass goes. I'm going to follow that ass.
wherever it goes thank you such a good spirit such a good energy now that i've met rob same like you guys you guys really just deserve all the happiness in the world thank you thank you guys so much for being here and we wish happiness back to you to you and yours yeah thank you so much now you guys go home and each other thank you guys so much for tuning in to another episode of dumb blonde i will see you guys next week bye
