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My Boy Lollipop

2014/5/24
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Don Woods

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To save money our wonderful government are cutting down on lollipop people….you know …those people who,unlike themselves,are of value to the community….not only are these folk part of the school runs they are there to prevent kids being injured by the fools on the road…..I see the MPs have just voted themselves an extra THREE week holiday because they haven’t got enough to do…maybe if they donated their inflated salaries for the weeks they are now lazing about it might go towards solving the problem?

2.Apparently the rich are now 15% richer than last year according to the “rich list”…..now I have no problem at all with people who make lots of money but it’s hard to get my head around Jamie Oliver being worth 240 million….what for?...maybe I’m missing something…..when you look at the so called rich list it makes you wonder what they do with it all….old Jamie is always banging on about school meals etc….he should try banging on about those who have to queue for food parcels.

3.What I found very sad this week was the bloke in some firm who was ordered to take the Queen’s photo off his wall…..do these small minded plonkers who are “making a stand” think for one minute that the Queen could care less about what they think…even if she knew….it’s pathetic…are their lives so empty that this is their only way of making a point?....it’s their big moment…that’ll show the royalty!!...get a life lads.

4.Staying on the subject of our leaders Prince Charles was having a private conversation with an elderly lady who was a survivor of the Holocaust…and casually mentioned Putin’s activities as being similar to Hitler’s….bearing in mind this was a PRIVATE conversation….but close by was a piece of paparazzi vermin who scurries off and puts the comments in the headlines of his 10th rate newspaper….so this rat can make a bit of money he has created a situation which could prove very awkward when Charlie meets up with Mr.P………….it’s this sort of unnecessary and stupid activity that causes wars….no matter how “important” anyone is they are entitled to their opinion which does not need broadcasting if it’s said in PRIVATE.

5.Which brings me to something that really got me going this week….the Scudamore affair….this guy sends a private Email to his mate joking about women…and his loyal reliable female secretary catches it on the way through and off she goes to the media…calling him sexist etc etc etc….and no doubt receiving remuneration for her efforts. Now what we have here is a JOKE!!...it’s called HUMOUR!!...something which is slowly dying in this country thanks to the feminists and so called racists etc…..the attitude of women makes me laugh….it’s fine to have a programme like “Loose Women” who ridicule blokes for the whole session … if it was the other way round there would be a huge outcry…but blokes aren’t bothered because they have a sense of HUMOUR…..and another example was on the Academy Awards when some young fit guy goes up to collect his award and the woman presenter sneaks up behind him and rips his shirt off to the waist….imagine THAT the other way round… It was then announced that Scudamore who is on 2 million a year should stand down….what’s his salary got to do with it? It’s time these ladies stepped on to planet earth and got over themselves….and as for Scudamore’s secretary…she is a trainee lawyer…obviously hasn’t heard of client’s privacy….can’t see her going very far after this….I hope not.