Lessons from a Bad Bitch
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The following podcast is a Dear Media production. Earth to Bretman, Bretman to Earth. It is I, back again. Is it Thursday already? Bitch, yes it is. Wake the fuck up, everybody. It is I, the baddest, the host of the baddest video, 44.4. If you guys are not watching on YouTube, bitch, I'm holding a pineapple right now. Because who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Exactly. The baddest bitch. I hope you guys enjoyed episode one of last week. That is the last episode that will not be posted on a Thursday. I forgot to also mention on episode one that this is an every Thursday podcast. We'll be coming out every Thursday. That was just to start off the season, girl. That was more of like como se dice pilot episode. This is where the real shit starts. Yeah.

And just going back again to episode one, I will always start off the podcast with the journal entry of the day. It's not going to be really of the day. It's just like what the journal entry that kicks off the podcast, like what I will be talking about. And since a bad bitch is turning 20, I'm not going to say the real number. Since a bad bitch is turning a little...

I will be going over the some lessons that I've learned in my years of living. What better way to start off within my journal from last year? You guys saw what my journal looked like this current year. This is what my journal looked like last year. My assistant Kat found this at a flea market in Seattle, actually. And I'm going to be talking about this.

I think you guys are getting the vibes that I love, like the raw looking journal. You know, I want to look like I was conquering the conquest. Like, I feel like this is a journal that motherfucking Christopher Columbus, even though I don't support you, fuck you, Christopher Columbus. I feel like this is what his journal looked like anyways.

That was a wild start to my fucking podcast. Let's cue the intro real quick. Bratman to Earth, Earth to Bratman. Girl, you already know who it is. And we're back. Today I will be reading my journal entry on July 29, 2023. Today is the day of my 25th birthday party. And wow, I cannot believe I'm 25 and in this part of my life already.

I have so many things to look back and reflect on already. And I'm so grateful for everything I have and everything I don't and everything that is coming my way. I have and I see love every day. And I'm reminded that in some capacity, I am love. And I am surrounded myself of that. For this next quarter of my life, I know that I would just continue to soar into great heights. And I shall keep riding this crazy roller coaster called my dreams.

Finger snaps, finger snaps.

Now, this episode, I'm going to be talking about 25 life lessons from a bad bitch that is 25. Now, you guys have probably saw this on TikTok already a year ago, but I did not really expand on it. And it's a one year later since I wrote this. So I kind of want to also reflect if that is still something that I did learn, expand on it a little bit more, and maybe you guys could take away a thing or two from it.

My biggest advice, honestly, is to not take advice from people that you do not want to be living their life. I only take advice from people that I see and I'm like, you know what? I want to be just like you. So I will be listening to you. So for those of you who are listening at home, if you don't want to be rich, successful, pretty, beautiful, fat, fucking bomb pussy,

Like me, then don't listen to these advice. With that being said, if you do want to live like a bad bitch under a sea, then keep on listening. Speaking of under a sea, girl, sometimes I'm really just, am I Ariel from Little Mermaid or am I SpongeBob? I really feel like there's really nothing in between for me and my vibes. I'm either SpongeBob or I'm Ariel. Okay, let's just get started.

25 life lessons from bad bitch. Here we go. Lesson number one. Bad bitch is always greater than a bitch. So be a bad bitch. This is why I always say, if you're gonna... Well, not I always say this. I'm not sure who said this first. I think Trina did. But please fact check me. But one time I was watching...

Housewives. One time I was watching. Basically, I saw this thing on TikTok. I don't even know why I'm about to lie to you and be like I was watching Housewives. But I saw it on TikTok. And she said, if you're going to call me a bitch, put baddest in front of it. Or bad in front of it. You know what I mean? Because, yeah, I am a bitch. But I'm a bad one. You know, you want to be a cunt. But also you want to be cunt. You know what I mean? You don't want to be a cunt. You want to be cunt.

There's a difference. There's a difference. And in this case, you want to be a bad bitch. You don't want to be a bitch. Thank you very much. Lesson number two, be delusional. Your mind is your reality, which is still stands true to this day. Honestly, y'all, nobody can motherfucking not tell me that I am not a unicorn. Like, bitch, I'm a fucking unicorn because I said so.

And that's why I'm wearing this hat today because, girl, I don't want y'all to see my horn. See, like I said, this is a visual show. Y'all, if you're listening to this, you just missed the whole fucking, you just missed the whole fucking thing. Like, this is, like, also, can y'all at least be respectful to my outfits and, like, come and see my outfits on YouTube? I'm wearing a Rocket Ahuna train right now with my Rocket Ahuna swimming cap.

You would never know that if you're listening on Spotify and iTunes, which I will also say, if you are driving, watch this shit later. You know, you can watch my outfit later. You know, I don't want to be responsible for people's, you know, drive to work. You know, you got to do what you got to motherfucking do. Sometimes I can't watch my favorite podcast. But I will say, if you want to be respectful to my craft and the energy that I'm putting into this, please watch.

At the baddest radio, YouTube. Okay, yeah. Be delusional. Your mind is your reality. There's probably already millions of videos about this. I'm not going to expand on it. But I will just say that I think I have lived the life that I'm living now before I even lived it. Because I believed it.

Girl, I was living in a house of 25 people in a five bedroom home and I slept on the ground every motherfucking day, which I still do. And every time I slept on that ground, I imagined myself living in a mansion by myself.

With just six dogs. Well, not the dogs. Like, not the specific number of dogs. But I always knew that I was going to have a lot of pets living by myself in a mansion. I didn't have any idea where it would be. But I just knew that I would be living it one day. And here we are. The Fock. The Fock.

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I can get over how I look. Like, I'm literally looking at myself in the camera right now. Like, y'all, I look so fucking good. Watch this shit on YouTube. Lesson number three, have hobbies. Some of you bitches don't have fucking hobbies. And that's why you guys are haters online. That is your hobby. And let me tell you now, that is not a cute fucking hobby. But if that's your hobby, then I hope you're making money doing it. Because that is my life lesson number four. Make money with said hobby.

How you a hater and broke? Bitch. If you're gonna be a hater, make money. Because I'm a hater and I make money. So please don't waste your time hating. But it's not really a waste if you're making money, right? So yeah. If you're gonna be a hating ass fucking bitch, look better than me and make money. Because some of you are ugly. Oh my god. I'm about to go off. Some of y'all are ugly and a hater. Pick a struggle.

Bitch, you can't be a hater and ugly because girl, anything that comes out of your fucking mouth, I will not take seriously because bitch, you could be saying something that actually, you know, calling me out, but I will never take you seriously because bitch, check your lipstick before you come for me. And like I always say, unless you're coming in me, don't be coming for me. So yeah.

Going back to the next life lesson, which is make money with said hobby. Bitch, only if I could show y'all my mom's old phone. It was full of videos of me doing fake commercials of like her pawn scream. Like I would just, you know.

I always wanted to make videos. Even if the internet didn't exist, you guys, I literally feel like I would still be fucking taking my mom's phone and making fake commercials with it, making fake vlogs in it because that was my hobby. Like I knew that anything that had to involve with production or creativity, video making,

I knew it was for me. I knew. I joined every fucking media clubs from intermediate all the way down to high school. I joined everything. I joined leadership. I joined yearbook. I joined fucking video classes. I joined photography.

You named it, I fucking did it. Because I knew that I was going to excel anything that had to do with cameras and technology. And here I am making money doing so, girl. But yeah, with that being said, I always also knew that I was made for in front of the camera. Because girl, I don't think Leos, no offense Olivia, are made for behind the scenes. Unless you're Olivia and you like doing things like that. Also, oh yeah, you're a Leo too.

Some Leos are made for behind the scenes. Actually, scratch that shit. Scratch that fucking shit. We have two Leos behind the scenes right now. I just think Leos are made for light. You know, regardless of you're behind or in front of the camera, period. So yeah, if you're a Leo that's behind the camera, you are valid as well. No, but you really are valid too. No, actually, let's take a moment to appreciate everyone behind the camera.

In this case, Andrew and Olivia and Lindsay. Yeah, thank you. And the live studio audience that I have. Okay. One, two, three, four, five. Number five. Surround yourself with like-minded people. You know, they don't even have to really be like-minded like you. Surround yourself also with people who think differently than you, but not...

In a sense where they're evil or like very like, you know, condescending or like people that just draw your energy. Surround yourself with people that fuel your energy, that charges your energy and is like your energy. That's what I meant. I am very picky with my friends. I really can't even say that I made a new friend this year.

Actually, that's a fucking lie. I made a boyfriend this year. Girl, that's the closest fucking friend you can fucking make. But I'm very picky with... Especially when it comes to Bretman Rock's world. I'm not very picky when it comes to my personal life. Because girl, I make friends every fucking day. But when it comes to my work and who...

I surround myself when it comes to my work, I'm very picky with. And thankfully, everyone that I work with or has worked with me have all fallen in my lap. And like people that are just, I love right away, like meeting instantly. And I don't know. And I don't mean to be like those people that are like, I just know energy when I see it. But I really feel like I know when I'm going to love someone by just the first 10 seconds of meeting them.

And I'm pretty sure I'm not like, I hope I'm not sounding like I'm so unique. Like, girl, I know when people are fake. But like, I just really feel like everyone kind of has that thing in them where you just know when you're like, we were friends in our past fucking lives. And we're going to be friends now too. You know? So yeah, surround yourself by those people that makes you feel good about yourself and also just makes you keep going in life.

Period. And honestly, sometimes, personal, sometimes it's not family. Sometimes it's chosen families. You know? And that's valid too. Period. Lesson number six. Girl, pay your fucking taxes. That has to be in there, bitch. Bitch, pay your fucking taxes. I will not expand. I will not go in-depth. But mama. Oh, wait. In-depth and in-depth. I will not go in-depth and in-depth.

Because I do pay my motherfucking taxes every year. Because mama, Miss Uncle Sam, you ain't about to fucking catch me slipping, bitch. And also because I'm not a U.S. citizen. And I already said that last episode. But like, girl, I cannot be sent back home. I have not made enough money yet. I can't retire yet. Pay your taxes, people. Because there's only two things Americans cannot avoid. Which is death and taxes.

Period. Unless you're listening from a country that doesn't have to pay taxes, then girl, scratch this. And let me know where you live, because girl, let me retire there. This one is a very touchy subject, but it says, don't let straight people blank. Fill in the blank. You know? And you can fill in the blank with whatever you want. Don't let them tell you what to do. Don't let them shoulder you in the hall. That's

Lesson number nine, take care of other life like plants and animal. I really feel like I was made to put in this world to take care. And sometimes I don't really think it's really to take care of people. I think I was put into this world to take care of other lives like plants and animals. I have, well, if my HOA is listening, I only have 20 chickens. Winky face emoji with 20 chicken emojis. I only have six dogs.

I have six tortoises, one turtle, one fish. And I'm surrounded by all of these amazing plants that were hand-picked, hand-planted, and hand-watered by yours truly, Bretman Rock, and my brother. And I really feel like that is why I feel like even on those days where I don't feel like I accomplished anything, at least I fed my dogs today. At least my chickens are fed. At least my grass is green. You know what I mean?

Yeah, and I think those are, like, really small things that I feel like I take advantage of. Like, the fact that I can take care of all these animals. And, like, you already know the ego Leo in me is, like, sometimes I be watching my chickens and my fucking dogs eat. And I'm like, yeah, you fuckers would be dead without me, bitch. I am very much, in fact, your queen. I wear the crown in this fucking relationship. I just be watching them eat like, yeah.

Eat that up. Gobble that up. That's my heart, sweat, and tears right there. That is from all the ad reads that I've been doing on the baddest radio right there. Y'all eating up. Cock a motherfucking doodle doo, bitch. So yeah. Also, I really feel like I don't know if that's why I love having pets. Because I'm just like, you bitches would be dead without me. And that feeds my ego. Sorry. I had a laugh. Nine, ten.

The 10th lesson is always go back to childhood and heal. This is something that I learned in therapy when I was doing therapy. Shout out to my therapist. I do also need to go back to therapy. Hopefully this podcast doesn't send me back to therapy, but also I hope it encourages me to also go back to therapy for the better. You know what I mean? Not send me to therapy for the bad things, but anyways.

Always go back to childhood and heal. I really feel like a lot of my content that I'm making nowadays is really just a love letter to my childhood. You know, I'm sure you guys are going to be fucking tired and sick and tired of me talking about these damn chickens. But I grew up raising so much chickens and I feel like every day that I'm being chased by my chickens, I feel like... Or even every day that I see chickens...

It's like I just imagine myself again back in La Locagayan Valley in the Philippines, raising my auntie's chickens and my dad's like cockfighting chickens and just like going also back to Ewa Beach where I first moved into Hawaii. My cousin had chickens and chickens have always been around in my life. And in a way, my chickens, girl, I don't think anybody has ever been this fucking in deep, in depth with their fucking chickens. But every fucking day I see my chickens, I'm just like,

Wow. If my childhood self could see all of my 20 approved by HOA chickens, like they just kill me. They make me happy. They make me feel like nothing can go wrong because at the end of the day, the eggs will be laid. That is going to be on my next book. Actually, at the end of the day, the egg will be laid. So yeah, always go back to your childhood and heal. Always heal your inner child because honestly, most of the time,

And most of your adult struggles really just goes back to your childhood, y'all. So go back to them. Go back to them. Let them know you love them and do something for them even if you're an adult now. Okay? Thank you. Next, lesson number 11 is be nice to everyone. Not kind, nice. And the reason why I say not kind is because I feel like you don't want to be too kind to a point where you're taken advantage of.

You just want to be nice enough to be like, yeah, Bretman has a great heart, but he's also a cunt. You know what I mean? Like, I don't like to say that I'm kind because honestly, I'm just nice. That's just, you know, I don't want to get taken advantage of. And also, I feel like when you're too kind, you start being like very abnegation, which is like if you watch Divergent, like people that like put

other people before themselves and I'm just not that like mama I'm always put myself before I put other people and you should as well too because bitch if you can't love yourself how the hell you gonna love somebody else so how you gonna take care of yourself you can't take care of other people wait yeah how you gonna take care of other people when you can't take care of yourself is what I meant I'm sorry that made no fucking sense but be nice to everyone don't be kind be nice the next one this I would say might be a hot take but whatever

Don't buy expensive jewelry. Yeah, I don't give a fuck. I don't care if y'all think gold is a great investment because bitch, what the fuck are you going to resell when you lose that gold? You know, when people are like, oh my God, yeah, you can just buy like jewelry because you can resell it. It retains its motherfucking value. But mama, is the value in the room with us if the fucking gold is not in the room with us?

If I lost my fucking pearl earring in the motherfucking ocean, yeah, she's still going to be costing $1,000, but that's $1,000 in the motherfucking middle of the ocean that I will never get back.

Speaking of, right now I'm thinking about my bust down necklace that I lost two years ago. And I know where I fucking lost it, bitch. Because one time I was doing jump ropes outside of my house and my necklace was hitting me, my bust down necklace, all diamonds. And I put it on the back of my Jeep and I was like, I'll pick this up after.

Mama, after I worked out, I drove somewhere and it probably jumped out somewhere. Like, I don't know where it is now. So yes, that bust down necklace is still very much seven grand. But is a seven grand in the motherfucking room with us right now? It's quite on set. Exactly.

Alright, lesson number, I think that was 13 or 12. Bitch, I'm just gonna stop fucking giving the lesson number, girl. Because y'all get it. Ooh, this one's a good one. Always write shit down. Some of y'all bitches really swore you have good memories. Mama, I'm giving Dory. Like, I'm giving short-term rememberly loss every single day of my life. And see, I already forgot where I was going with that because I didn't write it down.

And that's why for episode one, I said, go buy a journal, y'all. Because sometimes even the notes app don't give enough for me. I have to physically write it down. So write shit down. Write all your ideas down. Because ideas are also an energy. Sometimes if you don't write it down, it'll go to another brain. And then you'll just be stuck there like, I thought of that. No, you didn't. Because you didn't fucking write it down. And you didn't act on it. Bitch. So always write shit down.

Or, you know, if you're a bad bitch, you can have an assistant named Lindsay that writes everything down and then you can ask her for the briefs, like what today's episode will be like and things like that. So unless you have an assistant, bitch, write it down. The fuck?

Oh, this one. This one I got from a book that I read. If you guys have not read The Four Agreements, bitch, read it. It's a really great read. Even my dumb ass could read it. But one of the biggest things that I learned in that is that the power of your tongue. Watch how you speak to yourself. It's one thing to watch how you speak about other people and how you speak to others, but watch how you speak to yourself, you guys. Bitch,

Every moment of the day that I wake up, I'm always just reminding myself that I'm beautiful. I also don't know if that's just because my love language is words of affirmation. I love letting my man know when he's handsome. I love letting my nieces and nephews that I'm proud of them. I love even just like reminding strangers that they smell good, their hair looks nice, just like that. But I think the most important thing

especially when you're speaking to someone, is yourself. Because you will start to believe everything that you speak. And honestly, I only speak highly of myself.

Unfortunately. Yeah, I'm that girl. And that is why I have my words of affirmation that it... Oh, by the way, if you guys have not gotten my Playboy merch, my words of affirmation is actually written in some of these shirts, which is, I am beautiful. I am kind. I have everything I need. And I'm a girl.

And everybody knows my name. I'm the baddest bitch. And I tell myself that every morning. And that's why everything that I have just comes to me or comes in me. Next is family members don't really borrow money. Yeah, they don't. Bitch, just give it to them. Girl, they don't pay back. I don't know if this is just my family members, but some family members don't borrow money. Just give your family members money.

Because it's just going to cause all these motherfucking problems, girl. Period. Next lesson is, bickering with siblings is good. It's great even. But fighting is a waste of time. Now...

There's so many live fights that I've had with my sisters on YouTube out there. But I really wouldn't even call those fights. Those are more like bickering. Like, I don't remember the last time I fought my siblings. We bicker, yes. But I think when my dad passed, girl. Hold on, a ghost just fucking shoved their dick in my throat. By the way, do y'all know if I say, do y'all know what I'm talking about?

Okay, I'm guessing the two live audience know. They know what I'm talking about. So yeah, like I was saying, I really don't even remember the last time I fought with my siblings. But we do bicker all the time. But what do you expect from foreign fucking siblings, girl? And that too, I will address and I feel like I'll expand this on more with my sister. Like there were so many, especially when I used to make videos with my sister.

So many people were calling me out of how bad brother I was because I bickered a lot with my sister. And I'm just like, I'm sorry. Like, that's just how we show love with each other. Like, I, that's just how we show love. I'm sorry. And if that's not how you show love with your siblings, then good for fucking you, girl. You want a fucking cookie? I don't give a fuck. Next.

Your mom is the only real ass bitch. Now, this, I said, is more of life lessons that I have for me because I know not everyone's relationship with their mother is the same. But my relationship with my mom is, I love it. She's like my bestie. Like, I really just talk to her how I talk to you guys. Maybe there is also a language barrier there, but I think that's why I just get away with

swearing all the time because my mom really don't fucking get it sometimes but I talk to my mom like I talk to my besties and every day I'm just realized that wow ain't nobody is more of your day one than your mother girl like I was in her since I was a fucking nut like you know I was in her since I was an egg I was in her when I was two things like a nut and an egg so like literally nobody is more day one than my mom

She was there as I was being conceived. Also, does anyone ever really like do calculations and when they're conceived? Because bitch, I was definitely birthday sex. Like, cause if I'm born July and my mom's birthday is November 20th and I'm born July 31st, you was having fun on your 48th, huh girl?

But yeah, she is my day one. Next lesson is drink lots of water. And I don't mean to be those skincare baddies that are like, I just drink water. What are you talking about? Like I wash my hand with Dove. No, bitch. Like drink water. I don't know why. There's also some people who find water gross. Like shout out to you, Nara Smith. And that's the reason why I started making spa water. Like y'all, you see this cup right here?

This is my gallon of water that I drink every day. And I put lemons. I started growing mint. I put cucumbers here sometimes. But drink your water. Drink lots of it. Because honestly, water is just like one of those things that we take for advantage. Like, bitch, she's free 99. Like, bitch, bitch.

Why don't you just drink more? And also, I'm just like, it's zero calories. People be so stingy with their water as if they're going to gain weight from water. Like, mama, it's zero calories. Next lesson is you are not nervous. You're excited. I read somewhere and maybe somebody told me before, but the chemicals in your brain gets the excitement and nervousness mixed up. So sometimes when you are nervous, you are really just excited.

And sometimes you're genuinely just nervous. But if you trick your brain into thinking you're just excited, mama...

that's all the fucking confidence lesson you need bitch you are not nervous you are excited just like how i was when i woke up this morning and i kept even telling everybody that i was so nervous for my podcast i truly think i was just so excited for it girl i woke up at 6 a.m like all glammed up ready to go and i think it was just my mind being like so excited for it that i

It tricked me to thinking that I was nervous, but really I was just so excited because after episode one, I was like, okay, girl, episode two, let's motherfucking go. I just got to go pee real quick. You know, next lesson, trust your instincts. You are too protected and loved not to. Now this one, like I said, is more a personal thing. I feel like, I feel like I'm always doubting myself as much as I am so confident. I feel like I always forget that I am guided, right?

We are all guided, girl. The voice is in your head. The light that you follow, girl. Bitch, don't doubt yourself. Follow the voice in your head. Also, sometimes, sometimes don't. You know, if someone's telling you, if the brain in your head is telling you to kick a bitch in the face, maybe not.

Maybe just do it in the head. But yeah, trust your instinct. And that is honestly what got me here today. If I didn't trust my instinct when I was a freshman in high school, if I didn't upload that first Vine, girl, where would I be? If I did not even trust my instincts to start a podcast, where would the baddest Radio 44.4 be? Who knows?

Next is don't take shit personal. Not everything is about me. Now this was a hard pill to motherfucking swallow as a Leo. Cause what the fuck do you mean I'm not the main character in everybody's life? I had this realization when I was staring at my sister. I was like, wow, I'm actually just a side character in your life. And I'm not the main character in your movie. That's crazy. So yeah, that's,

That was a hard pill to swallow. Like, the world does not revolve around me. Are you kidding me? Like, what the fuck? Still a lesson that I'm going to have to learn. But don't take shit personal. Not everything is about you. The world does not revolve around you, Bretman. But I will say, I'm a Leo, and the Leo is ruled by the sun and all the other planets. What is it called? Ovulate around it. Not ovulate. Oh my God, that's pregnancy. Orbit around it.

All you other signs are orbiting around me. So therefore, not only does the world revolve around me, but in this case, looks like the universe revolves around me too. Let's think about that. Let's think about that. Like Leo, sun, all the other planets orbiting around me. Be that as it motherfucking may. Okay, next lesson is don't feel bad when you're tired and lazy. Slow down.

This is more for me as well, again, because sometimes when I feel like when I'm too calm or whenever I don't have anything to do, I start feeling like I'm not doing anything with my life and I start feeling like a loser when really it's just the universe telling me, chill, bitch, chill. Like sometimes it's okay to just fucking not do anything for the day. Because honestly, if somebody asked me like what my dream day off is or my dream day is a day where I'm not doing shit.

A day where I'm not doing shit is a good day. But then the days when I am not doing shit, I get anxiety because I'm not doing anything. So yeah, just a reminder. Enjoy the quiet times because, girl, sometimes quiet times are really just getting you ready for the fucking loud-ass times and, like, you know, when you're fucking busy, you know? So enjoy the sunny days because it's about to pour.

Next one. I'm almost done, y'all. I promise. Being the cool, beautiful, amazing, and rich aunt is a full-time job. And that's just a reminder. It's not really a lesson. It's just like reminder that, wow, I really am the rich auntie. And it is a full-time job. It's so hard setting an example to my nieces and my nephews of like, of what they could be. Oh my God, this is the last one already. Okay, the last lesson is,

And it goes without saying, be yourself. It's what got you here today. Be 100% unapologetically Bretman everywhere. And that is the last lesson. Just be Bretman Rock. When in doubt, be Bretman Rock. Bretman Rock is not who I am. Bretman Rock is honestly sometimes a state of mind.

WWBD, what would Bretman do? So to close off today's podcast, like always, I'm going to be telling you guys the product of the day or product of the week, if you will. Now, the product of the day is not something new. I already showed it to y'all for the viewers at home. But girl, these gallon water bottles that I get on Amazon.

Mama, she's going to make a lot of reappearance on my podcast here at The Baddest Radio. So every time you guys see this, bitch, like Miss Remy Ashton does, let's all take a sip of water together. ASMR. Also, oh my gosh, you guys. I want to close off also this podcast by showing you guys a secret talent of mine. I can make my throat fart, y'all. Listen.

Yeah, that was very much, in fact, my throat. Yes. And I discovered it because I was drinking water one time. Like that. So yeah, I hope you guys enjoyed those audios of me drinking my water. That is the product of the week. My gallon water bottles that I get on Amazon. But also, if you guys want to use my Amazon affiliate. Let me shut the fuck up. Let me shut the fuck up.

Thank you guys so much for watching. I will see you guys next Thursday here at The Baddest Radio. Make sure you guys follow me on all of my social media. Everything is at BretmanRock. And of course, follow The Baddest Radio. Everything is also at The Baddest Radio. Make sure you guys like and comment and rate. Give me a five-star thumbs up. And comment the pineapple emoji.

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