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CZM Book Club: Cool Zone 2054: General Lichterman

2024/12/22
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Margaret Kiljoy: 本期节目采访了传奇革命人物苏菲·利希特曼将军,探讨了她几十年的经历和观点,包括2036年的逮捕事件、第三次世界大战中的贡献、以及对当前战争的看法。 Sophie Lichterman: 在2036年,因为在播客节目中脱口而出希望某人被杀,并随后真的发生了命案,导致她被捕。最终,由于抗议者包围法院,她被释放。这反映了她对政治抗议和社会行动的参与。在第三次世界大战期间,她与同伴们研发并推广了Vishnu Shield技术,帮助人们摆脱战争困境。她还参与了加州合作社的组织工作,并担任国际主义军队中的将军。在节目中,她谈到了战争的残酷和意义,以及对未来世界建设的展望。她认为,尽管战争中会有牺牲,但为了争取自由和建立更美好的世界,这些牺牲是值得的。她还强调了不要轻信民族主义宣传,并支持当地的互助组织。 Margaret Kiljoy: 本期节目还探讨了苏菲·利希特曼将军在波兰战役中的经历,以及对这次战役的反思。这次战役的失败并非由于沟通不畅,而是所有参与者,包括士兵,在充分了解风险的情况下做出的决定。战争并非毫无意义,而是为了争取自由和建立更美好的世界而进行的必要斗争。

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Why did General Sophie Lichterman rise to prominence in 2036?

She made an offhand comment on her podcast, 'I hope someone kills that man,' which coincided with the assassination of a prominent figure by his estranged son. The incident was widely televised, leading to her arrest and subsequent notoriety.

What was the turning point for General Lichterman during World War III?

She played a key role in the development and deployment of the Vishnu Shield, a technology that neutralized drone attacks. Her leadership during the walk from Castle Rock to Portland, where she and others coordinated the shutdown of Portland's power, made her a folk hero.

How did General Lichterman become a brigadier general in four armies?

She was grandfathered into high ranks due to her extensive experience and leadership in various internationalist forces. She also studied military strategy formally and mentored under revolutionary leaders, which solidified her position as a general.

What happened during the Leipzig attack in Poland, and why is it compared to the Charge of the Light Brigade?

The Leipzig attack involved a cavalry unit of 613 Pterosaur riders attempting to take out a fortified position. 473 riders died, and 84 survived, with others captured. The event is compared to the Charge of the Light Brigade due to the perceived futility of the mission, though Lichterman argues that the overall war effort is not futile.

What does General Lichterman consider the most important lesson from the Leipzig attack?

She emphasizes that while individual deaths may seem futile, the broader goal of worldwide revolution and building a better world justifies the sacrifices. She also notes that the release of torture and execution videos by Russia is a tactic to demoralize the internationalist forces.

What is General Lichterman's favorite comfort food after a campaign?

She enjoys a big bowl of popcorn and a hard cider as her go-to comfort food.

Why did General Lichterman turn down promotions?

She prefers to avoid the added stress that comes with higher ranks and values spending more time with her dogs.

What was the impact of the OSU research library burning during the war?

The burning of the library angered many people, leading to a significant recruitment boost for the internationalist forces. It also helped coalition-build with centrist and even right-wing groups who opposed the destruction of books.

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This chapter chronicles General Sophie Lichterman's life, from her unexpected rise to prominence after a televised arrest in 2036 to her current position as a Brigadier General in four armies. It details her involvement in the fight for the future, World War III, and the subsequent conflicts, highlighting her key role in the development and implementation of the Vishnu Shield.
  • Unexpected rise to prominence after a televised arrest in 2036
  • Key role in the fight for the future and World War III
  • Involvement in the development and implementation of the Vishnu Shield
  • Currently a Brigadier General in four armies

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Hello, and welcome to Cool Zone Media Book Club. Oh wait, I didn't do the chanting. Sophie, are you ready to do the chanting? I don't chant. I'm in charge. You just say it out of time with me. Book club, book club, book club, book club. There we go. That's the book club intro everyone wants. So, it's Cool Zone Media Book Club, only this month, as you probably are aware, instead of doing our regular book club, well, we got sent missives from the future, and we're going to do a book club.

From Cool Zone Media 2054. And so, here we are. Welcome to Cool Zone Media 2054, reports from the Dino War. Your source for everything World War 3.5. I'm your host, Margaret Kiljoy. And today, we've got something extra special for you. Today, we are talking to the Witch of Warcraft, the Mistress of Macnovia, the Conquering Queen. She's either the Prince of Portland or the Butcher of Beaverton, depending on who you ask. And today, we're going to talk to her.

Today, we're talking to the one, the only, General Sophie Lichterman. How are you today, Sophie? Well, all my dogs are good, so I'm good. All right.

I've got a bunch of questions for you. Some are from me. Some are listener recommended. And hey, if you want to ask our guests questions, anyone with a service card, civil or military, can send them along to us using the social media app of your choice. As always, we'll pick the best ones to ask our guests. And no, we don't sort by rank. Privates and generals, you're all equal here, just like you are in all the best militaries.

But first, you might be asking yourself, dear listener, what if I haven't served in World War 3.5 yet?

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Just in case you were born yesterday, General Sophie Lichterman is, of course, one of the most decorated commanders in the internationalist forces. And I believe the only person alive who holds the rank of Brigadier General in three different armies. Four armies. Four? Yeah, the Free Company of Louisiana just promoted me after last week's campaign.

Four armies, the only person currently alive who holds the rank of Brigadier General in four armies. You are the woman of the hour, it seems like, jet-setting and organizing forces everywhere in the world. Whenever a new internationalist force needs help getting up and off the ground, you're there. You're still on the board here at Cool Zone Media, of course, which you founded decades ago at this point. But you've still got time to dog-mom two amazing pups. I think you've got more hours in the day than the rest of us.

But on to the questions. You first rose to political prominence back in 2036 during the whole fight for the future thing, when you became a household name after a well-televised arrest. In your own words, what happened there? I mean, most of you have seen it, but yeah, so the fight for the future kicks off and we're covering it

on a bunch of our shows. I didn't even mean to get more directly involved. I'd had my own podcast for a couple years, but already given up on it because I like getting stuff done behind the scenes. I mean, always have. I love you all, but someone's gotta keep things organized, you know? Anyways, I made this offhand comment, February 24th, 2036, on It's Still Happening Here. That was our lead show at the time. Just a quick little, I hope someone kills that man.

And then someone killed that man. Yeah, his own estranged son killed him. And like, how was I supposed to know that kid listened to our shows?

And so later that day, you're just out shopping. I was just at the pet store the day after that asshole died. And suddenly there's the camera crew there. Drones everywhere. Plus two actual talking heads run from Fox and one from that garbage man media. I think it was that old right wing show that Jamie Loftus eventually drove into relevance. So these two men.

Are there. They're sticking mics into my face and asking me about why I did it or whatever, why I masterminded that assassination. And I don't know. It's been a long day. I just wanted to go home to the dogs. And they're all, why do you hate innovation? And why does Antifa support murder as a tactic? And tried to get out the door, but they were both just there and they weren't small men. And I don't know. And so you pepper sprayed both of them.

I pepper sprayed the shit out of both of them. But the cameras caught it all and I was arrested in the parking lot. They clearly planned the whole thing. The cops wanted to hold me in jail until trial too. Her words are more dangerous than a ghost gun, the judge said.

which is a compliment, I guess, but I just wanted to go home, see my dogs. And I told the judge and the camera saw. And yeah, I guess people listen because Fight for the Future laid siege to the courthouse and they brought the cake mortar and started caking everyone trying to get in and out of the building. And all the while, everyone is standing around with actual AR-15s chanting, let her see her dogs, let her see her dogs.

It was a weird time. Fight for the Future was a weird movement. Still throwing pies at people, but defending ourselves with guns. And so the cops, they let you go. Yeah. Turns out the whole power concedes nothing without a demand thing is right.

The state of Oregon decided they'd be better off without a small army of protesters camped outside the courthouse. And I got to go home that night to see my dogs. And I agreed to come back to trial, but with an escort of my choosing who would make sure I wouldn't go to jail unless I was convicted. And yeah, I don't know. It was a whole big thing. They wanted to get me on terrorism charges. And I was at some of these protests. Jury of your peers found you not guilty, much to the judge's consternation.

You laid low for a while, if you can call running a large podcast network laying low, and then kind of came back on the scene during the war. Well, we used to call it the war, but now we're in another one, I guess. So World War III, 2044 was wild. I mean, like a solid 10% of the Earth's population died. So there's that.

But we were all underground the first half of the year, hiding out and broadcasting. Yeah, can't stop the signal. I don't think most of our listeners are old enough to appreciate that reference. I'm sure the little don't call me AI robot in their ears can help them get a Firefly reference. Plus, of course, they're listening to this in one of the shielded territories on vinyl. Hey, ad pivots are my job. Well, then go ahead. You know, sometimes...

I look around this world and think to myself, the Industrial Revolution and its consequences might just have been a disaster for the human race. We used to be able to say at least it increased our life expectancy, but in this era of war, we can't even say that. It seems like the Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster.

Have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological and physical suffering, and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. It seems like the continued development of technology might just worsen the situation.

When I'm thinking that way, I just book myself a vacation in Helsingborg, Sweden, the largest de-electrified region in the world. With its Vishnu shield always activated, you know for certain no one can reach you. Because if you bring your phone into the city, it'll be completely destroyed. Come on down to Helsingborg, where the stars shine at night. Helsingborg, come on over.

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It's the end of May, and the first schematics for the Vishnu Shield are making the rounds.

You and I are living with a bunch of dogs and podcasters and ****** is bunker. But the hunter-killer robots of the U.S. counterterrorism force are getting closer to our undisclosed location in eastern Washington every week. You and me and Mia are binging old reality TV shows. The two of you trying to explain to me who Mecca Ariana Grande is and why she's a sports figure now while ****** and ****** are talking about how they're going to start a machete cult once it's all over.

That wasn't the best. Once we got the plans for Vishnu Shield, we printed a few up on our 3D printer. We couldn't test them in the bunker, of course, because we needed our electronics. So we started sneaking out at night and testing them out in the woods. Once we had them dialed in, we started telling everyone. And that's when you knew we couldn't stay underground anymore. Fuck no. People needed to know.

AWPs were killing literally millions of people. The only sides that mattered in that war was people versus drone. If you ask me, I guess all of this is in the history books,

But we did that walk from Castle Rock to Portland with all the defectors. All these people had been quietly rebelling in the ranks with tactical EMPs. First day, there were 100 of us. A couple drones tried to take us out, but we shut them down. Second day, there were 1,000 of us. Once people realized they wouldn't just get hunter killed when we walked into Portland in June, there were 10,000 people walking with us on bikes and horses.

And then you blew up Portland. That's not how I put it. But yeah, look, don't cut yourself out of the story. Magpie, you were there too.

We got together and talked it over with people from all over the city. Worked with hospital crews to get everyone who relied on electronics for life support to get them out of the blast radius. Everyone had plenty of time. It was all very coordinated. And yet, 24 hours later, we took out the power in Portland. We weren't the only people doing it. It sounds so bad out of context. And don't wish you knew unconsenting populations. Yeah.

And that's how I became a folk hero. I never set out to be a folk hero. I just think some of you all aren't so good at organizing. I mean, like someone had to get it done.

And so, we were the first major metropolitan area on the west coast of the US to Vishnu. But we weren't even one of the first hundred places in the world to do it. And soon enough, another 3,000 places threw up shields, from cities to villages to military bases to actual battlefields. The war ground to a halt with no machines to fight it, and yeah, people started calling you the Prince of Portland.

What was your like life after that? Two times the folk hero. Oh, I tried to return to podcasting. I even still do it sometimes. Nothing with my name or voice on it anymore, though, because people just don't know how to handle themselves. I kind of had a long, dark night of the soul after the end of the war. The way people talked about me, it was all too much. And after the war...

Everywhere in the world, it was like either the big revolution kicked off right away or everything kind of went into a funk for a while. The U.S. went into a funk. After the armistice, we all thought, this is it. This is the revolution. Like it was Palestine in Western Africa and Scandinavia and China. But nope, not the U.S. Everyone just went back to work. It was surreal. Yeah, it was depressing. I was depressed. But then... But then 2048 happened.

The Baltimore Commune got going and the cooperative movement found its teeth. The Maganista and Zapatista revolts stopped respecting national borders and the whole Southwest was on fire. Not just metaphorically at this point. It was one of those bad summers down there for wildfire. So when the California Cooperative really got going, I went back down to help.

Okay, and so that brings us up to right around the start of World War 3.5, two years ago now. You've been a major figure, both behind the scenes and on mic, ever since. What was the transition from folk hero to brigadier general like? Look, I'm the first to admit I was kind of grandfathered in. That's how I came out of the gate high rank. I started going to meetings of what became the California Cooperative before we even picked the name. And I was...

on the ground organizing support for the Chumash revolt. So I was kind of like I said, grandfathered in. But the council didn't just say, okay, you're an organizer. You can be in charge of the military or anything. Most people don't know this, but I actually spent most of 2044 to 2048 studying military strategy with the Democratic Confederalist International.

Like, formally, I got a master's in strategic studies. About half the classes were online and half in person all over the world. And when the California Cooperative got started, I started mentoring directly under some internationalist revolutionary leaders in Myanmar and elsewhere. And still, look, I'm a general. That's true. But brigadier general is the lowest rank of general.

I heard you turned down three different promotions. That's true. I don't need the stress. I want to spend more time with my dogs. I also heard you turned down a demotion. Yeah, the brass. Well, the higher brass wasn't too happy when we all refused orders in the spring of 2051. The Fresno incident. They told me I was demoted. I told them they could tell that to the troops. They decided I wasn't demoted after all. Eat shit. So this next question is from a listener.

Thanks for the question.

Honestly, the biggest part of it, when Georgie Washington, not his real name, but whatever, set fire to the research library in OSU, it just, well, it pissed a lot of people off. The brick burning spectacle, you just don't burn books, you know. We didn't have the numbers up in Oregon yet for a major offensive, not without a lot of risk.

But if some assholes get in a bunch of literal zombies to set a bunch of books on fire in a public square, then like we can recruit around that.

We can coalition build. There was a lot of folks, centrist, even right-wingers, who weren't going to take that lying down. And enough of those folks had farm dinos and rifles. You had old school Antifa members fighting side by side along the very activists who fought for Prop 899, writing those Utah rappers that were popular in the cities, and farm tractor stegosauruses alike. The nine armies didn't stand a chance.

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I don't think you're going to answer it. Our lawyer has advised us that we shouldn't air any answer to it anyway. But if I don't ask it, people will never leave us alone in the comments. Six different listeners have asked some form of the question, what's going on with... That's my family, no comment. All right. And finally, look, this is the hardest question to ask. I am not a hardball reporter and you're one of my best friends. So I warned you I was going to ask you this before we hit record.

But it's been three months without a comment from you and people want to know. In September of this year, you were involved in the campaign in Poland. It didn't go well, not for anyone. A cavalry unit of 613 Pterosaur riders was dispatched to take out an entrenched force of the new Soviet Red Army, who we will continue to remind our listeners is in fact a nationalist force that has recuperated Soviet imagery for nationalist socialist purposes and

473 of those riders died to Russian guns. Only 84 made it back. The other survivors are currently held in POW camps, if we're lucky. But Russian propaganda films have begun to leak across the web of riders being tortured and executed and then resurrected to fight an army of the dead.

A lot of people are comparing the whole thing to the Charge of the Light Brigade, when in 1854, a force of 600 British cavalry received a miscommunicated order and attacked a heavily fortified position. Lord Tennyson wrote a poem called The Charge of the Light Brigade, and the event has been a cultural touchstone of the futility of war ever since. So, what happened in Poland? I think you actually wrote down this answer ahead of time for us, right?

Yeah, and I've been silent on it because I'm not a media spokesperson. I'm a heartbroken old soldier. I've got a lot to say about the Charge of the Light Brigade. I'll take it as a name. It was a horrible mistake made by all of us, including soldiers themselves, who had just as much information as the rest of us and agreed to the offensive. Think about a doctor. A doctor makes decisions every single day that saves lives, and they make decisions all the time that get people killed.

Their job is life and death, and there is no perfect with a war. It's just the whole other level beyond that. I'm a brigadier general, responsible on any given day for about 5,000 people's lives. Yeah, we've got a lot more flattening of hierarchy in militaries than we used to. But at the end of the day, when a quick call needs to be made by someone or a group of people, it gets people killed. On a good day, I get dozens or hundreds of people I care about killed.

I accept that. It's not easy, but I accept that. What I don't accept is any position that the war is futile. What is the futility of war? If I'm walking down the street with my friends and someone runs up and attacks one of us, is it futile if I intervene? Or if I'm attacked, if I fight back? Because the other option here is just letting someone attack my friends or me. The majority of Poland is currently a free country.

It's free because hundreds of thousands of people have fought to keep it that way because tens of thousands of people have died or suffered fates still worse to keep it that way. Their deaths have not been futile, even if sometimes an individual death might look futile if you zoom all the way in.

you've got to zoom out. The Leipzig attack was a fiasco, but there wasn't a miscommunication about orders. The Council of Poland felt it was necessary to attack that position, which best available information suggested would only be moderately defended. Our terror team, as they called themselves, volunteered.

They knew the risks, and they thought it would be a hard and bloody fight, and they'd come out on top. In the Polish army, like many internationalist armies, every soldier at every level can refuse any mission until they've committed. Once they've committed, they are not free to say, for example, show fear in the face of enemy.

That all makes sense to me. I mean, the point of Russia releasing those videos is to make us give up hope.

Okay.

We're winning all over the globe. There's never been a worldwide civil war because there's never been a worldwide revolution. And worldwide revolution has always been our best chance at building a better world. We're building that world right now. Are we building it out of bones? Yeah, we are. But one day, all of the dead will just be composted memories. Two of the most valuable things in the world.

That's all any of us will end up as, compost and memories. That's what we use to build a better world. There are free territories everywhere now, and there are going to be more until everyone is free. Well, it would be hard to follow that up with like some lighthearted question about your favorite color. So I want to thank you for your time and thank you for breaking the silence on that. For sure. Anyway, thank you so much for coming on the show. Of course. Do you have anything you want to plug?

Yeah, just don't fall for nationalist propaganda and pet your dog or diner or whatever animal keeps you company. Also, support your local mutual aid groups. All right. Thank you so much. That has been General Sophie Lichterman. It Could Happen Here is a production of Cool Zone Media. For more podcasts from Cool Zone Media, visit our website, coolzonemedia.com, or check us out on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.

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