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What is it? What is it? Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. I'm fine. Okay. It doesn't seem like to open up a pot with a groan like that. It sounds like you sound like you're. I'm okay. I'm okay, man. I don't want to hear it. Oh, you just sound like a blue collar dad after a long day. That's all. My life is difficult. Okay. Yeah. My life is hard. YouTubers. We have it harder than most is what I say about like. Yeah. Miners. Drillers.

Carpenters. Blacksmiths.

Terrible. Easy positions to have. Oh, yeah. Guys working with glass, the ones spinning the glass. Soldiers, right, Tucker? Easy. Easy. Slap, what's going on with you that's got you so... I'm fine, dude. I'm fine, okay? It doesn't... It just... It doesn't seem like you're fine. Listen, you see this routine every time we start the pod. It's just usually before I hit the record button. I have to hype myself up to this. Hold on. Yeah.

We just went a little early. We did a premature ejaculation. Okay. For this time. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Just let me think about the money. Think about the money. The money, Schlatt. The money. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Chuckle Sandwich. Welcome, everyone, to Chuckle Sandwich. We're back again another week. We're doing it. We're still going. Still going somehow. Soon we won't be.

Ooh, okay. That's how I cool myself off these days. I got a little can of electronics duster. Yeah, no, I like it. Yeah. Do a little bit of that. I like to threaten my audience like that. But I do it because it looks a lot more scary when you do it upside down. You're like, I'm looking at my chat when I'm streaming. I'm like, guys, don't fuck with me. What happens if I do it upside down? Don't fuck with me, chat. Don't fuck with me, chat.

Oh! Yeah. Oh! Oh, that was freezing cold. Why did you make me do that? You just got hit with Jack Frost's sneeze.

Winter's coming and it's June. I had a baseball coach way back when. I called him Jack Frost. He had white hair, white eyebrows, all bushy eyebrows and stuff. He looked like a snowman. Whoa. Damn. Yeah. I couldn't take him seriously when he was telling me, keep your eye on the baseball or like act with a sense of urgency. Sounds like it's not. Was this like the first old person you ever saw? Yeah. Well, I mean, he...

I'm just saying, you know, he looked a little. Just any old person walks into a room, you start snicking. It's like, excuse me. And you're like, I'm sorry. I just can't take you seriously with that white hair. Looking at the clock, big guy. An old person walks in, you look him dead in the eye and you go, you go clock's ticking. Clock's ticking. Clock's ticking, old timer.

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Let me get some out. Well, before I grab some alcohol, welcome everyone to Chuckle Sandwich. We're doing a very special thing today. Tucker brought us a wonderful idea on what he wanted to do today for Chuckle Sandwich. We've had so many episodes that we've done. We've developed a lot of lore, a lot of information, and to be honest...

A lot of the time when we look at the Chuckle Sandwich subreddit, we realize that we have said things maybe once or twice on this podcast that on like the first 10 episodes we said before. And some of you motherfuckers that are binging this stuff are like, hey, wait a second. Schlatt said this same fact two and a half years ago. How could he not remember that?

So we really appreciate that. I'm supposed to recall and be like, oh, right. I already said that. I can't, I can't, we can't repeat content here. We record these podcasts and forget what we said pretty much after. Imagine you had a conversation with someone and then a, a,

Two and a half years later, someone's like, well, you didn't use already make that joke two and a half years ago. That's a coping mechanism. We forget about it. We we we forcefully remove the thought from our minds because it makes it easier to live day to day, not thinking about dead nivison. Oh, OK. Yeah.

I didn't expect the specificity there, but I appreciate that. So Tucker has assembled us a... Basically, we're doing Chuckle Sandwich Jeopardy. Schlatt and I are going to be going against each other, and we're going to try to see if we can... How much we actually know about our own podcast, because we've got... I don't know. Tucker, you want to give us the rundown on what the categories are? Yeah, I'll give you the rundown on what the categories are. So there's Jay Schlatt, which is going to be like... It's a mix of just...

jschlatt youtube slash jschlatt chuckle sandwich questions that's me we got ted nivison so he's a co-host on the show and we've got questions about him about his youtube channel about him on this show chuckle sandwich that's a primary category we got guest questions that are about the guests and then miscellaneous which are kind of just all over the place but they all relate first question i do have for you is are schlatt and i are allowed to

Okay. So the honorable thing to do, the honorable thing to do would be to grab the other guy's question. Okay. That would be the honorable move. Um,

And I'll be keeping an honor score. I'm going up and down the Jay Schlatt column. Do you think that Schlatt cares about honor when there's winning on the line here? Whoever wins, whoever gets the most points, I heard that they're getting more equity in the pod and the other person is losing some. So high stakes today, boys.

And these are voting shares. Yes, exactly. You know what they say. All I have to say is there was nothing written. It's not admissible in court. It always pisses me off when we have to make a major decision for the podcast and we have to call up fucking Slimesicle as if his fucking...

Shit doesn't stink and ask him. Oh, should we do this? Is this a good thing for the company that you still own a third of? We'll call Charlie up and it'll be like ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. Then we'll hear like, it's like a club. It's a club in Berlin. Charlie's like, what's up, dude? I'm fucking some girl in Los Angeles. It's me, your glorpy little glorper. I'm here in Berlin.

Berlin clubbing my life away. I change, man. I'm a bimbo now. You hear them say, I'm mad about that. Un slimy bimbo, come dance with us. It's like, dude, get it together.

- Oh man. - No, but we love Charlie. - Oh, to be a Berlin night clubber. I think I'd kill myself actually. That seems like my least favorite thing in the world. - Dude, I feel like out of like, if you gave Schlatt a hundred options of just like a random selection of options in general,

50% of them would result in him just deciding to kill himself. Yeah. Well, I mean, I'm very picky. Like, it'd just be like red or blue, red or blue. So that's like, nah, I'm going to kill myself. I can't do this. I'm going to kill myself. I'm not doing it. Fuck this. But I should, should I get some tequila? What are you drinking? Yeah.

I've got a cup of vodka in a plastic container. That is ridiculous. That is the most 7-Eleven drinking style I've ever heard of. Well, hey, I didn't know. I didn't get the memo that we were drinking on this podcast until like five minutes before. Me neither. Guys, I've been thinking about it all day. I don't know how you didn't know. I don't know.

I know, but look, I was already working on some alcohol before that message. So I was like, oh, fuck, I got to... Working on it like it's a project? No, man, I was already drinking, okay? I was already drinking. So I can't, like, go to the alcohol store and get some more alcohol. I had to work with what I got, which is a fucking handle of Tito's. I would prefer if you did refer to, like, a drink as, like, a project. Like, it's a passion of yours. Yeah.

I got something really important I'm working on this evening. I'm telling you, I got to finish this whole bottle of fucking Captain Morgan before the dawn breaks. I got a 9 p.m. with this handle of Jeffers Creek. I got a date with a beautiful lady and her name is Lil Miss Tito's.

Oh, nice. Ted, I put on my smart person outfit. Oh, you're looking smart. Yeah, Ted, you're actually looking the dumbest here. You look like a little meathead. No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't. No, he's not big enough for that. So today's drink that I'm rocking with is the usual Chuckle Tequila that I use. The only thing I had for a mixer, because I just don't have any mixers, I need to go to the grocery store.

is Key Lime LaCroix. Oh, yeah. That's a good one. Ew. It's the best flavor. Yes. Dude, I'm always getting... Anybody else getting in an argument with their wife about the Key Lime LaCroix? No. None of us have. Trust me. You will be, folks. Boys, you will be. Yeah, no. No.

No, my issue with the LaCroix as the mixer, though, is like I'm currently chasing the strong, like the pinchiest alcohol with the gentlest flavor right now. So that should be, well, let's see how it goes, actually. Oh, no, that doesn't help at all. No, it doesn't help at all. It doesn't help at all. Get some of this in you. Get some of this in you. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Dude, put that in your mouth. Oh, there you go. Nice, man.

Didn't know you had it on tap. Yeah, no, I got it. Yeah, dude. If you guys keep doing that, it's going to make your lips feel weird. I'm speaking from experience. Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm sort of curious as to why. How long were you doing this for? All of a sudden, you're going to be like, I shouldn't have done that. Oh, okay. I'll hold off on it then. Geez. Why were you doing that to your lips? Well, no, I was just like 15 and I just used like a whole can in my room. It was like the first time I ever got it.

And instead of using it to clean you just started putting it in your own face? I was but I used a whole can in a confined area dude. It's like too much CO2 or something. Oh you just start okay. I started yeah I'm just maybe you should do it. Yeah everybody does that. Well why don't we why don't we get into this this game. Let's get into this game. So how how do we choose who goes first? I'll go first. Wait wait no no no no no wait wait.

We have to figure out some way to determine who goes first. Let me go first. I don't know. Be a gentleman. You guys don't have pocket dice? No, I don't have pocket dice. Tucker, think of a number to one to ten or something. Okay, I've got it. All right. Two. Dude, that was literally it. Damn it. That's what I'm saying. That was it. I swear to God. Let's go, Jay Schlatt. For what? 100.

Tom Ska. You have to read these out, Tucker. Oh, yeah. You have to say, oh, Jay Schlatt for 100. Jay Schlatt for 100. Jay Schlatt's infamous Minecraft skin. What is Tom Ska?

- What? - I didn't know it was Tom Ska. - Okay, this is already looking bad. - We're done here. - This is already looking bad, dude. - We're done here, bro. - This is already looking bad. - Jay Shlatt's infamous mind, the answer is, it says, what is tuxedo? - So this is based on what Tucker is aware of. - This is my perception of Chuckle Sandwich. - Oh, what the fuck?

So it's not, we don't even know if it's right. We just have to guess what you would have thought. I would say I was probably right. I mean, he's the one that fucking answered it. Oh, we both have the option to answer. I forgot. No. Well, yeah, you have to buzz in. Well, he got it right. I mean, I did get it. I'm going to give it to him. Cause I mean, he would know better than I would. Right. Okay. Interesting. Okay. So, so,

So Schlatt, I guess, has the board again. Schlatt gets one point or whatever. Yeah, well, he gets 100. That was Jay Schlatt for 100. Okay, well, give it to him. I guess he's going to be team one here. Team one. Yeah. Okay, I'll save us the trouble and I'll go with Chuckle Sandwich for 200. Okay. Tucker, you have to read these out. This is going to be a nightmare for the audio listeners. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm warming up.

Title of episode number one. Oh my God. Uh, Schlatt's monkey lamp. Wait, it was Schlatt's turn. Wasn't it? What? Do you know how to play jeopardy, dude? Do you know what jeopardy, how it works? No, Ted just got 200. That's monkey lamp. All right, Ted, you've got the board.

Give me, what is, yeah, what is Jay Schlatt for 500? Oh, that's a tough one. The true meaning of blank. Thank you for reading that out. I'll buzz in. Can I buzz in? I think so. What is Christmas?

What is the true meaning of Christmas? I could have guessed that. That's crazy. That's what filled my head. But I was like, Tucker, what? You have to narrate how this is going. Sorry. I don't know if you guys are going to react or I'm supposed to say something. You can't be doing this, dude. Tucker, you're like. You will always follow that.

an answer from one of us. You have to say whether it's right or wrong and read what's on the screen. You're right, Schlatt. And also, can I say something as well? Tucker, you got to stop drinking. Yeah, no, I know. I just slid them away. I just slid them to the side. Because I knew that Tucker was already a little deep already. Oh, yeah. Because the moment that Schlatt said number two and guessing the number, Tucker was amazed. And Tucker only gets amazed like that when he gets drunk.

When he gets drunk, because it was like the riddle thing where I was like, I would get a real night and talk. I was like, that's it. That's the answer to the riddle. And it wasn't. And it wasn't.

Oh, yeah. No, I started when we started. I just I'm going fast. All right. Tucker was so excited about this, too. He was like, I got this whole Jeopardy thing going. And it's going to be good. We're having a good time. Let me take these off for a second. I'm having a good time. I am. But we're just these are growing. Dude, can I also talk about how these are written to the answer is what is the true meaning of Christmas? The oldest video on the channel, Jay Schlatt. Why is this written like this?

It's because he's writing it like he Googles shit, which is just not the way that anyone speaks. Okay, here's your points. Thanks. Thanks for that. And you have the board. While I have the board, I'd like to point out that both Jay Schlatt questions, the answers have been wrong, bro. No. Yes. You're talking to the guy, Tucker.

But I am also the guy. I'm the fucking category here, motherfucker. The true meaning of Christmas is not the first video I uploaded. But it is the oldest video on the channel that the public can see. No, it's not. I implore you to look this up right now. You'll see. Good boy eats food. Can I just say that the fill-in when Tucker started Googling Jay Schlatt was Jay Schlatt lore. He was trying to figure out the deepest lore that Schlatt had.

Good boy eats food. It's not even there, bro. It's like you didn't even look. I did. I was working diligently on this. Where is it coming from? You're on the wrong channel. You have too many. That's true. I'll give you that. That's fair. I'll give you that. That's fair. Oh, man. Okay, can we move on? You got the points.

- I'm just feeling a little insulted, man. We got this whole, you made a whole category for me and you're not even getting the things right about me. - Well maybe if you accepted my invite to hike that mountain, we would have a deeper connection. I know these people. - Invite to hike? What fucking mountain, dumb ass? What is that even about?

Oh, I remember that. Yeah. No, I said no to that. Yeah. Wait, explain this to me. The other day it was like, you know, the late May, it was a nice weekend. I said, Hey, Shalette, here's this mountain between us. You want to hike it with me? Yeah. And I said, no. And he turned me down like a week later. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't even see it. Yeah. And I think had we climbed that.

Had we had that elevated connection. Yeah. You guys would have done that hand clasp like at the end of the truffle sandwich intro. It would have been good. It would have been good.

because trust me i i got closer to slight when i did that and we and when we were recording that video we did that hand class and we were like we were like after we did it was like we were like that was pretty good you synchronized that was good dude that was good something about a nice hand class can unite even the most separated of men

Okay, I'm interested in this miscellaneous category. All right, well, you have the board. You started giggling. I'm worried. I'd like to do it for 100, please. Miscellaneous for 100. This vehicle was wrongly loaned to Schlatt. This vehicle was wrongly loaned?

It was wrongly loaned to me. A hundred level. This is a hundred level question. Yeah. It's weird. Cause I'm like, there are some answers, but like, they're not even like public information answers. You know, you got to remember, this is my perception of Ted. What we're doing a little jeopardy episode. I got a question for you, buddy. All right. How much is it worth?

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go to your happy price price line i wait wrongly loaned a schlad man you're not even picking up on this oh oh all right lamborghini urus what is lamborghini urus oh that's a chuckle week question okay ted yeah yeah ted you have the board uh can i get uh

Give me Ted Nivison for 500. Oh come on dude. In this video Ted Nivison visits the Rainforest Cafe before the Eddie Burback collaboration. No shot in hell I know this one. Yeah it's the uh no shot the video where I go to the Rainforest Cafe. I'm sorry I did I'm sorry are you buzzing in and I'm sorry are you are you adding what is at the beginning of these answers dumbass because that's how you get the points. Okay fine what is we drove six hours to go to this rainforest

What is we drove six hours to eat in the rainforest. We'll give it to him. I wouldn't give him the points for that. What are you talking about? I'm the host. I'm the host. I mean, half your categories have been wrong already. So I don't know why you're talking.

Ted Nimison, you have the board. Can I get, give me a chuckle sandwich for 300. Chuckle sandwich for 300. Total chuckle sandwich guests. What? What? Total? This is an insane question to ask. For 300? That is crazy. I felt fairly sane writing it. How many chuckle weeks have we had? We've had three.

Correct. Plus, you know, I throw in maybe 10 or 15. I guess we should just both put out a guess and then whoever's closer wins, I guess. Yeah. I would take that. I'd say 35. I'd say 27.

What is 38? Wow. Wow. That's a close one, dude. So is that total guests like individual people? Yes. Individual people. Wow. We've had a lot of guests on 38. So 38 is company. So this is this question's got a few of them like this. So let's get it to whoever got closer for the wrong. OK. OK. All right. And now you have the board, huh?

Why was that not under the guests column? Can I just ask that? You can. And the answer would be the guests questions are about the guests themselves. Whereas that was, you know, that one felt more like Chuckle Sandwich. Dude, a hundred bucks is a Scott the Woz question in there. I'll take that. There's gotta be. And you know what? I'll take it for a hundred. I'll take guests for a hundred. Guests for a hundred. This guest has appeared four separate times on Chuckle Sandwich. Schlatt.

What? Who is Swagger Souls? Who is Swagger Souls? That was so easy. Thank you. Thank you. Man, Jay Shlutz is killing me. How do we determine who did the latency with the... You know, I'm pissed now. I think it's kind of just whoever makes a bigger stink about it, really. Okay. Okay. All right. Yeah, no, no, no. That's all I needed to hear. Thank you. Dude, I still have my GoXLR. I could just... But I'm not going to know who's this who. Oh, he doesn't have that.

Yeah, if you hear that, then that's not... I don't know if this will go through or anything, but... Did you hear that? I've got an air horn. I'm going to record a buzz in noise right now that I will replay every time for me buzzing in. Wait, so how does it work in the real Jeopardy? I don't have anything like that. Does the person who picks the question have the first dibs on the answer? No, it's whoever buzzes in first. That's not true. It's whoever buzzes in first. Oh, okay.

Then, I don't know, just make it known. How is this possible that you didn't learn any of the rules of Jeopardy while you have this perfect Jeopardy board up on the screen? I did never claim to be a Jeopardy host. Excuse me. That's exactly what you're claiming to do right now. Excuse me. Just because I look nice and we happen to be playing Jeopardy doesn't make me the host. Okay. I'd like to try guests for 200, please. All right, guests for 200. This single guest episode has received more views than any other guest.

We're looking for a person. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. All right, Ted. Is that a bus? What is Tommy in it?

Who is Tommy in it? We're going to give it to him. He made the bigger stink there. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me. That's not a buzzer noise. That's not how buzzers are. I don't have a buzzer option right now. You know I'm working out this mixer right now. Okay, so Schlatt can use the buzzer thing and then Ted can make like a big deal about it. Yeah, okay, I will. Okay, that's fine. Ted, I need another shot from you before you have the board. Oh, yeah. I think I'm like five deep. So if you guys can kind of catch up.

That'd be great. Now I'm three deep. Can I get, I don't know, Chuckle Sandwich for 400? Chuckle Sandwich for 400. The most viewed Chuckle Sandwich episode. Jay Schlatt, go ahead. What is Chuckle Dungeon number one? What is episode 24, Chuckle Dungeon? That's right. Got it. Easy. Jay Schlatt, you have the board.

Okay, I'll do Jay Schlatt for 200, please. Jay Schlatt for 200. Schlatt's outfit for his Chuckle Dungeon 1.0 character. This is not a fucking $200 question. Very easy question. Me, me, me, me. I don't remember. I wake up every day knowing what you wore. Me, me, me, me, me, me. Ted, what do you got? His outfit. What is a trench coat with his... What is a trench coat? Okay, there you go. Wow.

You don't even know, Schlatt? You don't even know? You don't even wear it? Oh, you looked great, dude. You looked great. And you went like this. I'm taking... Give me those points, Tucker. I did. I gave them to you. He's still kicking your ass. Okay. Ted, you have the board. What is... I mean, I want to catch up to Schlatt. What is Ted Nivison for 400? Ted Nivison for 400. The Chuckle Sandwich themed shorts on the Ted Nivison channel were called what? The Chuckle Sandwich themed shorts...

On the Ted Nivison channel? Did you post shorts to Ted Nivison? No. Okay, so this question just doesn't make sense. Okay, maybe shorts is the wrong word. Short videos, not vertical. This is pre-shorts existed. On Ted Nivison's channel? Dig deep, Ted. You got this. Oh. It's coming. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Chuckle fuel. What is chuckle fuel?

What does that even mean? What's the context for this? This is so I detest this question. He detests it. No, because so no, let me explain this. I'm not going to give you the points. We detest it. No, no, you will. So basically, you know, during the period of time where there was like clips channels that like made these little like 30 second memes that went on to the playlist and stuff. I made one of those playlists, but I called it chuckle fuel. Oh.

But it wasn't chuckle sandwich themed. It was just the words that I used to describe it, which is why I think I just got really confused. That's why I put themed in quotes so it would do it. You know, it was a 400, man. You got it. You got it. Thank you. Yeah, no, it was supposed to be a more difficult question. OK, let's do miscellaneous for 200 miscellaneous for 200.

The third member was blown up blank episodes in. Oh, shit. Oh, so this is the number thing we're going to do. How many episodes? What number is this? Because this will help me gauge. 126. 126. I'm buzzing in and I want to say episode 67. I want to say episode 60. What is 54? Oh, wow. Yeah. You know, it really makes you wonder, uh,

Do I get the voice for that? Yeah, because I was close. How few episodes Charlie has actually been in. Well, yeah, no, it's crazy because he was basically a first season character that got killed off. Yeah.

And then everyone's always like, oh, I miss the time when he was... Well, no, I mean, I'm starting to understand it now because I was reading this thread on the Chuckle Sandwich Reddit about what people were thinking about Charlie's departure. And I realized that a lot of it... And this is the case with YouTubers in general. But really what it is, is that people don't really...

Okay. I'm sure people do miss Charlie on the podcast, but I think it's less about missing Charlie on the podcast, but more missing about that period of the life of their life that they were in and the memories that they had associated with listening to the podcast during that period. They were much, much happier. Yeah.

When Donald Trump was the president, let's just call it what it is. Let's just call it what it is. When Donald Trump was the president, life was good. Tucker, can we do, let's do Jay Schlatt for 400. Jay Schlatt for 400. This celebrity is a topic featured in Jay Schlatt's most viewed YouTube video. What? Go for it. Buzz me. All right, Schlatt, what is it?

who is elon musk who is elon musk thank you okay thank you dude my career started with that video did you know that he did well wait that okay so you totally understand the chuckle fuel thing because you made them what do you mean i made them the the elon what are you doing is something that ended up on the same playlist that i was put on by epic donut dude

Oh, Epic Donut dude. Oh, bro. Yeah. He ran that shit back in the day. That was like the meme clip economy back then. That was like a whole different world, but we both were operating with that. You were far more successful.

- If you got on that playlist, I don't even remember what it was called. Instant regret playlist, right? - Yeah. - Instant regret clicking this playlist or something. - There was like three iterations of it, but yeah, no, it was-- - Yeah, it was a very highly viewed playlist. YouTubers used to make videos just reacting to that playlist and any video that get put on it,

was like instant hundreds and hundreds of thousands of views. Oh yeah. No, I put a, I made like a little chuckle feel for that and I put it on YouTube, r slash YouTube haiku. And then it got, uh, it got like 300,000 views or something from that. It was like, they,

The Reddit to YouTube pipeline was like a real big thing for me back in the day. I remember like, yeah, I kept getting banned from posting my videos on our slash videos. Cause you'd fucking post your own shit. Yeah. Yeah. So I had to like just post a bunch of random nonsense, like for 10 times before I post my video. I have a memory of you sending me one of your videos and be like, can you post this on chunk?

Yeah, can you? I was, I was, it was, what is that called? It was hard out there, man. It was hard out there. You had to, you had to do like some real guerrilla marketing back in the day. Now it's not, it's, it's so much easier, but it's so much easier now. Yeah. I think the algorithm works in a way where like something can become viral if it deserves to be viral nowadays. You're just supposed to fucking short.

- Didn't work like that way back when. - Oh, yeah, no, I've seen so many YouTubers now that I'm like, this person has 14 million views and I've never seen a video. I go to their channel, all shorts. - All shorts. - All shorts, and I'm like,

That's crazy. I really hope that YouTube doesn't stop letting people have the fucking special plaques for reaching 10 million because of how easy it'll become to get to that point. It's crossed my mind, Ted, because I was at that Mr. Beast thing not too long ago and I can't spoil anything that was really happening, but

there were your sub count on the back of your shirt and mine said 4 million. And I was walking past these guys like Mark Rober. I don't know if you knew this. Mark Rober has like 50 million subscribers now because he posted a short asking for subscribers. And in the month he posted that short,

He was the most subscribed YouTuber on the entire platform. How many did he get that month? Like 20 million, dude. Oh. And it's all because of one short where he is just begging for subscribers. Yeah, I do remember Mark Rober being like a 20 to 30 million guy. Yeah. Now he's at 53 or 54. He might even be at like 56 because of it.

It's his most viewed video. I was talking to him about it. He was like, man, I can't believe that my most viewed video is just me popping balloons asking for subscribers. Sometimes that works. I mean, that's the biggest sub for nothing I've ever heard of. Oh, I know. But the thing is, is like those subscribers, do they actually mean anything? And I think that's what everyone is kind of like, well, maybe it doesn't. I mean, my big guy channel makes, it makes a profit.

Only because we've done it at such a big scale where the channel is getting hundreds of millions of views a month. And that makes enough shorts. Yeah. I mean, it makes barely enough shorts revenue for it to make sense for me to pay someone full time to do it.

Like you need to do it at such a huge scale. And that's why people like Mr. Beast, he's got like 20 people on his shorts team. Like an insane, insane amount. It's one of those things though where I think that the amount that you're being seen as a personality though, it also is payment.

in somewhat of a way like the brain recognition of that is the thing but how many how how big of a bridge is there from short form to long form even if you watch everyone's short form shit like i think of it this way my youtube shorts feed is like guns and fucking you know like shit that it's shit that i do not watch long form in like there's no there's no correlation

I'll tell you one thing and Tucker knows where I'm going with this too. And for the person also on Reddit who said they had a problem with me saying that I like predicting when Tucker is going to like this. So that's, that's, that's also, yeah, fuck you. That's also the recommendation page for chuckle sandwich because you know who's on chuckle sandwich the most talk. And you know, who's watching videos about like,

fucking guns and shit and like why the US military will never be overtaken by any other country and like other videos like that it's our little cherub marine. Ukraine combat footage. Yeah no yeah Ukraine GoPro footage and fucking Al Qaeda gets blown up by a fucking like. It's all Emma dude I swear it's all Emma dude when she's editing she takes breaks she loves that shit.

It just goes to show you, though, how disconnected those two forms of subscribers are. And that's why I've split up my channels in such a way where there's no real intermingling anyway. So why would you muddy up the analytics in that way? This used to be very popular a year or two ago when shorts were just starting to gain steam.

You'd see all your YouTube buddies bragging about, oh, we had the best month on the YouTube channel ever because of shorts. And they'd post their subscriber metrics going like skyrocketing. And it's like, dude,

Yeah, no. I'm happy for you, but that doesn't mean anything. Like, that's no money. The subscriber's insurance is his Zimbabwe dollar, dude. Like, it's not worth what they think they're saying it is. And so why, you know, it did cross my mind with that measly four on my back, four million. And I'm like, dude, I could have 10 right now. Oh, but four million people that would go to war if you asked. Am I right, Chad? I know.

They're more valuable, but I did feel like the little guy in that Mr. Beast recording. I did feel like a little, small little guy. Yeah, you're right, Tucker. You'll always be the big guy to me. I did feel small. Did you have fun, though? No. All right, so, Tucker, whose turn is it? Is it me or... You're tied up, so why don't you guys take out your pocket dice, roll on it. No, no, who got the last question?

It's not about, you got to follow the rules here. You can't just decide randomly. It was a Jschlatt400 question. Click in. Let's see what it was. Click in. Oh, it was certainly Schlatt. Okay, Schlatt, you have the board. Let's finish off the Jschlatt column. Jschlatt for 300, please host. Jschlatt300. Cape Cod chips were placed in this ranking in the Schlatt's chip tier list video. All righty, Schlatt. This was many years ago. This was many years ago, but I will pause it.

That I put him in the C tier. What is C tier? Dude.

Dude, that's crazy. That's crazy because that's almost like a war crime against Tucker, which is probably why it's in here. That's probably why it's in there. Because Tucker's favorite chip is a Cape Cod chip. Oh, dude, it's an S big time, especially in the summer. Honestly, because I know how Tucker would feel about it, I would probably go out of my way to get a Lay's Kettle. I'll not get a Lay's Kettle chip scenario so I can get Cape Cod chips because I know that if Tucker saw that, he'd be like, but what about the Cape Cod?

Look, I know it's controversial. I knew going in that my Cape Cod rating would be a little frowned upon. It's the original kettle chip, really. Long Island, dude. I mean, Cape Cod and Long Island, they're close. No, but very different culturally. Very different. Yeah, I mean, they're like three hours away from each other. I mean, they're both part of the coastal pine barrens, you know? What the fuck are you talking about? Wow, way to bring this podcast to a screeching halt. Yeah.

What was that fucking environmental science nerd shit you just started popping out there? All I know is Schlatt has a board. I'm going to go over to Tucker's house and I'm going to start ripping those posters off the wall because he needs to start thinking about cool things. Not like lame shit like the animals. No, these are from Amazon. They're all going to go extinct anyways.

Oh, you bought them from Amazon. That's cool. Environmental science major bought the animal posters off of Amazon. Yeah. And it was some Chinese company with like five random letters as their brand name. If you're into this shit, you know this shit and you know it's good. Okay, fine. You sound crazy right now.

Dude, if you don't get this shit, dude, you look at this shit, I get in there every day. And I'm in the trenches looking at these birds, man. That's like the fucking commercials on Fox News at like 11 p.m. The guy's selling like gold coins. If you know how this gold coin is, you'll know that nothing even comes close to it. You got to go to my website and buy this gold coin right now.

Dude, I've seen commercials. I saw a commercial. I don't know if this was a fake thing, but it was like a commercial for they were selling two coins. One, a Biden coin with a Trump in jail on the other side. And the other, a Trump as president with Biden or fucking. They were the opposites of each other. One with Biden in jail, one with Trump in jail. And it was like, they're just covering the whole market here. Like, you know, it's smart. That's a good business decision.

You just fessed it a little bit. Yeah, but Tucker, you got to calm down about these fucking birds, dude. Okay, there's only two of them are birds. All right, we got a mammals. We got a fish. Only two of them are birds. Okay. Your mistake was putting them in the order where the first two are birds. Okay. You realize that you're in priority order. Your big old baby head. No, dude, I saw this thing that said Irish people have bigger heads.

I saw on TikTok it says scientifically proven. Then you should understand that it's covering the other two posters that you're using as your argument here. Okay, first off, it covers the mammals one, which is the least important one. These are in a precise order. I spent a lot of time picking the order. I just imagine Tucker sitting in his room like, what am I going to do about these animal posters? This one is the only one I can see, and it's the one that I need to learn the most. There's a lot of fucking shorebirds on here, a lot of ducks.

And I'm not great with the ducks, so that's why it's here. So I'm gaming, I'm beating Godric, and I'm like... Dude, very few people have this problem. You're like, I don't want to learn the name of all these shorebirds. Well, it's not a problem. It's actually a solution. It's actually a solution I have here. Oh, my God. All right, Jay Shlatt, you have the board. I have the board, and I'll go 100 for Chuckle Sandwich, please. Chuckle Sandwich, 100. First tier list category. Oh, God. Oh.

Oh, God. What did we rank first? Don't look it up. Wait, hold on. I'm not looking it up. So if one of you buzzes and says the wrong answer and I know what the answer is, do you still want me to go through with it or do you want me to wait for the other person? No, you have to say no. You have to wait for the other person to buzz in. That's how Jeopardy works. Okay. Yeah. See, I have no idea. I'm going to...

Okay, here this could be wrong, but I distinctly remember being the one of the first we did what is US States incorrect I'm gonna buzz in and say cartoon characters. What is childhood TV shows? I'll give you it nice nice because it was a fan from Adventure Time Yeah, oh fuck that show what oh

Fuck that show, man. Fuck that show. I said it, then I'll say it again. Adventure Time is fucking lame. You're just mad because it's deeper than you. Ted, you have the board. Whoa, can we get a... Let me get Ted Nivison for 300. What'd you say? Ted Nivison for 300. This is how long Ted was high after taking the 400 milligram edible... Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. 36 hours. Wrong. What? I was told 26 hours.

Okay, well, I was going to say 28 hours. And Ted was high during it, so, I mean, obviously he doesn't know. Probably had poor time perception. Yeah, I'd give this one to me. What? I was. I'd give this one to me. I think I'm going to give it to Shlatt. I was closest mentally. He's closer. Sorry, Ted. You're going to give it to the guy that used the fucking thermo gun on me. Okay, Ted, you were high during this whole thing. Oh, and Ted, you know what's crazy? I still have it. I still have that thing. And I hope you choke on it, you fucker.

- Let me grab it real quick. - Did I say that in the video, 26 hours? - I got this from an insider source. - What? You mean me? - Sometimes, Ted. - No. - Sometimes, Ted, there's nothing better than giving yourself a little massage on one of these, you know? - I'm 90% sure that it was 36 hours. - Hold on, let's pause. I'm gonna audit this. You just watch Slatt do his thing. - Jambo, I'm all right, dude. Don't even worry about me. Thank you, keep looking out that window.

Oh, it's so nice. It's so nice. I can't believe you didn't like this. I was doing you a favor, bro, on that couch. I knew there was a six in it. Maybe I got the first number wrong. Okay, next one. All right, next one. We'll get back to you, Ted.

What did Schlatt say is the number of hours? He said 28. I said 28. That's what I had in my head before Tucker showed the answer prematurely. Jesus. Miscellaneous 300. Miscellaneous 300. Ethan Nestor debuted this creature. Baby, baby, baby, baby. Ted. Wrecking. Crap.

What is Rat King? Yep, I remember that. Why isn't that guests? Why isn't that another guest? Okay, for real. This is crazy. This is a crazy, like... Okay, this is just my perception of Chuckle, okay? But this question was the one we got on the call today, 8 p.m., and I was like, oh, there's one...

There's one that was a double by accident. It was the same one and I have to find a spot so I just filled in with that. That was the last one added. Fair enough. I mean it is miscellaneous. It is a little miscellaneous. Let's do Chuckle Sandwich for 500. Chuckle Sandwich for 500. Type of liquor passed around during the first Chuckle Week. Fireball. What is Fireball? Man, Ted's in the lead. Ted, you got the board.

What is... Let's do... Let's do guess for 300. Guess for 300. First Chuckleweed guest appearance. The first one ever? That's correct. Oh, man, man, man, man, man, man. You are going to do him dirty if you get it wrong. Beep, beep, beep, beep. Ted, that is Burback. Shlatt, question goes to you. Damn. I don't know it. I don't know it. Well, you gotta take a guess. I have to take a guess now? You have to take a guess. Okay. It's a guy? It is.

Handsome too. I'll give you that. I don't know it. Pass. I don't care. So does nobody get this? Just throw out a name. Just throw out a name.

Nakey Jakey. He's never even been on the podcast. We haven't had him on? No, he's my most requested guest. Wait, why haven't we had Nakey Jakey on the podcast? Why the fuck hasn't he been on? He's too fucking tall. I guess we could get him on. Honestly, we should just get him on remote later at this point. I love Nakey Jakey. He hasn't been on yet? Dude.

No, we haven't had him on the pod. Why not? Who is William Osmond? He was the first one? Yeah. Wow. Wow. I like his videos, man. I'm a William Osmond fan. I was on his podcast recently. Okay. You're a dick. You're an ass. You're such an ass. What's it called? Safety third.

Because they're like all engineers, so it's like safety for now, safety third. You guys got your pocket dice? No, no one's got pocket. No one just walks around with dice in their pocket. You guys are YouTubers. I thought all YouTubers had pocket dice. How is that related at all?

Charlie definitely would have pocket dice. Okay, yeah, but he's going to have a D20. Yeah, they'd have flames on them and shit. I still have my first chocolate weed dice. Yeah, I think I threw those out. Come on.

Come on, dude. Do you not have a box of things for memories? No, bro. I moved like three times. You don't have a memory box? I've got my letters from Tucker when he sent them from boot camp. Ted's like half my fucking box. I would use that as kindling, bro. I've got photos from old days, old YouTube days. I've got shit I steal from Ted's apartment.

Yeah, I keep stuff, but I wouldn't have kept a set of dice. See, now I've got to write you a really sweet letter that's going to make you feel uncomfortable if you throw it out. I keep letters. I have letters. I have my family's birthday cards for me through 2017. I'm going to write you a real sweet letter, Schlatt. Dude, I was reading Ted's letters that he sent me in boot camp the other day. Oh, my God. He might as well have been my fucking girlfriend. Yeah.

He was flirting with me in these letters. I was also like, I was also, well, no, I remember one line from Tucker's letter that he sent me. He was so proud of me. I was, I was really proud of you. No, I remember, I remember one, one thing Tucker sent me in one of his letters. He was like,

The stars here are so beautiful. Oh, they were, dude. Because we get up at like 3.45. He was talking to me like he was my Victorian wife. He was like, the stars here are so beautiful, Reginald. Well, they shipped me back to like 1935. Okay, and...

- And then Tucker would send a message back being like, "Don't bathe, I'll be back." - I'll be home in three days, don't bathe. Yeah, no, I was, Tucker and I were big, like we watched like, we were really into iDubbbz back in the day, back in 2016. I would send Tucker screenshot, I would send him a letter that I printed out and I'd send him screenshots from iDubbbz videos with explanations of what happened in the video.

Yeah. Wow. Oh, because he couldn't watch them. Yeah, because it was you could only receive letters. It's totally technology free down there. That's sad, man. Yeah. Yeah. It's cool, man. That's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. It was like you get to go back in time. Yeah. I mean, it was a concentration camp, but you get to go back in time. All right. What do you guys want to how do you guys want to do this? I just noticed when I give it to the lesser person here. Do you see that artery in my neck?

Yeah, I see it moving around. That's kind of scary, isn't it? Yeah, no, it's almost like you're just a bag of meat. If you stab me right there, I'd die. Yeah. You giving us an invitation? Just saying. I'm going to give the question to Schlatt because he's losing right now. Thank you. Let's do Ted Nevison for 100. Ted Nevison for 100. Ted Nevison's previous YouTube channel name, Jay Schlatt, got it first. What is Jeberdae? What is Jeberdae?

I'm going up and down the Ted Nivison section. 200, please. What the fuck? Ted Nivison for 200. Ted's character name in Chuckle Dungeon 2.0. Never mind. I don't remember this. I mean,

Ted, what is it? What is... You can't not... You can't buzz in and not know the answer. You're stalling for time. I do know the answer. It's Jim Lyon, dude. What is Jim Lyon? Okay, okay. You're lucky I called you out and added more time for you to know the answer, bro. Ted, you have the board. What is... What is...

Guests for 500. What? Yeah, give me guests for 500. Guests for 500. Five old school YouTubers. What? What? You want us to name them? All right, Ted. I'll just fucking try. Freddie Wong. Fucking Egoraptor. Fucking... We got fucking... I don't know. Fucking... We got Egoraptor. We got... And you know what? And this is part of the answer. And we have...

have... I don't think he knows. Scott the Woz is not an old school YouTuber. Scott the Woz and I are the same age. I got two, so Shalani, just take it away, I guess, and win the question. This one's like a Jeopardy question, you know, because sometimes I get a little like... Are we just naming five old school YouTubers? No, it's obviously five that you've had as guests. Some Jeopardy questions are like this. They're not just like, what is this? They're like, you know, they kind of...

They lean into the intellectual side of you. Like a cross between Anthony Padilla of Smosh?

Hold on. If you think about it, when you guys have your five, say them all. Okay, fine. Well, I mean, Ted said two of them. Maybe he did. Maybe he didn't. Jane Animations is somewhat old school. Okay. Also, let me. What are you adding? What do you mean? Also. Also, this is all from the Tucker perspective. Okay. Okay.

I don't know your history with watching YouTube, dude. Because you didn't climb the mountain with me. Jane Animations is as old as they get. I didn't say nothing about Jane. All I'm saying is when you get your five, there's got to be five that I picked. Dude. Jane Animations, Mr. Sark, Anthony Padilla, Freddie Wong, and then the last one. Who else the fuck do we have other than those? Ted, when you get your five, spit them.

What was the last one you said? And maybe you'll beat Jay Schlatt. Because right now I'm going to say this. I think that there's more than five that have been on the podcast here. Old school. But I picked five. And whoever gets more of them, I'm going to give the question to. Okay. Well, so far I have Mr. Sark, Anthony Padilla, Egoraptor, Freddie Wong. Egoraptor was the other one you had that I didn't. And then what's the fifth one that I want to...

to do borough i'm surprised that neither of you have gotten one of them it's a little honestly one of you you guys might be a little upset that you haven't i think you'll be ashamed honestly no no and i hope they're watching and they're they're ashamed in you dude mr sark watches and comments on a lot of our episodes yeah and i'm not i'm stinking i'm not talking about sark that was probably our best guest ever though

Yeah. I routinely tell my chat that was the best guest experience. He earned it. Dude, I'm like blanking right now or big time. We just need to keep it rolling, Tucker. What do you say? Oh, Captain Sparkles. Who is Mr. Sark, Captain Sparkles, Freddie W., Anthony Petit, and Borough. And I said Borough. I said Borough last minute. Slatt got more for sure. Slatt did throw in the Borough. Borough is very old school, dude.

I have no idea who Eagle Raptor is. Eagle Raptor would have counted for sure. I have no idea who that is. I didn't know when I watched the episode, and I don't know now. And Jaden, I'd never heard Jaden. If anything, you've enacted revenge for Charlie because when we had Charlie, when we had Eagle Raptor on the podcast,

Charlie talked about how his name was Slime-sicle and Egoraptor turned to him and responded, what the fuck is a Slime-sicle? Right. I made that into a clip in my early days on the Chuckle team. Okay. So Schlatt gets that. Wow. Ted, if Schlatt beats you in this, that's going to be upsetting because you make the titles. Well, Schlatt's been grabbing some of mine and the Schlatt ones have been very vague. Honor doesn't win wars, dude.

Let's do guess for 400, please. Guess for 400. This couple appeared as a pair on Chuckle Sandwich. Ted Nibison. Damn. Will Neff and Hasan. Who is? Hasan Piker and Will Neff. They also could have said Super Mega for that. We could have. Which I think also should have been accepted. That was my answer. There was a couple, yeah.

But are they still mixed up? If anything, they're if anything, they are more of a couple than than Hassan and will have. They have a group channel where it is the two of them. Once again.

That's my perspective. Okay. I don't know who Super Mega is. Okay. So this perspective thing seems less like it's meant to help us determine what the answer is and more like it's supposed to remove culpability for you. No, it just, you know, you got to start thinking from a different perspective on these. It's a little, it adds a challenge to the puzzle. Okay. All right. All right. Okay. Ted, you have the board. What is Mega?

What is miscellaneous for 500? Miscellaneous for 500. Tucker has appeared in blank episodes. Oh, Jesus. So we're both going to have to guess a number in this one. I'm buzzing. I'm going to say 70. Tucker has appeared physically? No, I've been in the episode as an omnipresent voice. I say 70. Okay.

I would say probably 72. What is 65? Yes, sir. Down to the last question, dude. Jay Schlatt, you have the board. Just do it, Tucker. Before you click into this one, Tucker, I have a question. Where has the double Jeopardy been? I think we've learned that I've never seen an episode of Jeopardy.

And that I don't know how to play, but we can make this the double Jeopardy. It wouldn't change a fucking thing. It doesn't change anything. No, no. Just make it a normal Jeopardy. No, this is the double. This is the double, boys. Okay. This is for 800 points. This is the double right here. For 800. Miscellaneous for 800, please. Okay. This creator has hosted both Ted Nivison and Jay Schlatt on his podcast. Jay Schlatt.

Who is Hasan Piker or Will Neff or Cutie Cinderella or Austin Shaw? Ted. Think about it. Well, this is, well, my answer was categorically correct. All correct, but not the answer. What? Wow, this is about to be an upset. Who is Ludwig? Who is Anthony Padilla? It just happened, guys. That's not a podcast.

That's a podcast. It's not. It's a video. It's not a podcast. What is it, a talk show? It is. That's the same goddamn thing.

Okay, well, no one wins. No, you still won. Oh, okay. I won. I still won. I won. I won with 3,500 points, you guys, and Ted lost with 3,300. Yeah. I was literally right, though, for that answer, too. No, you were right. I just wasn't what was written. I was right, too. You were right. Wait, Ludwig doesn't have a... Oh, yeah, he does. It's called The Yard. That was right. And you were, and I were both on it. Okay, here's the thing, though.

Anthony Padilla, I didn't know it wasn't a podcast. Seems like a podcast to me. It's kind of like one, but when you're adding lo-fi beats in the background. So we just had to be, in order to get some of these questions wrong, we just had to be an idiot. Here's the deal. Cutie Cinderella, not a him. Okay, you could have read the pronoun of the question. It would have given you a hint. Hasan and Will, that's a joint podcast. Okay.

Anthony Bedea is a single male dude. The question would have prompted you towards that. I said Ludwig. That's five dudes on there, dude.

There's a bunch of guys on there. They're all sitting there jacking each other off. I know, but I'm thinking in your brain, you're not going to know the names of any of the other guys. Yeah, but that's not his podcast. I was watching Slime's podcast the other day. If anything, mine was the smartest answer when it comes to podcasts because you would have been like, oh yeah, that's Ludwig's podcast because you didn't know any of the other guys.

Ted, this just sounds like some sore loser shit. I'm not arguing with Schlatt winning. I'm arguing with Tucker's fucking logic right now. This is a really rough look for you because you're so much like, oh, this is bad. You got to understand, Schlatt. You got to understand. I'm arguing with this question that neither of us got right. That neither of us got right. If the question made sense and you got it right, then yes, I would have been like, yeah, no, he nailed it.

The question made sense. No, you're a sore loser. You're right. You know what? You're right. The question made sense. Jambo, I want Jeopardy. I want Jeopardy, Jambo.

The other day, I pitched an idea to Jay Schlatt, Mr. Schlatt, and he was like, well, it's got to be good for the audio listeners because, you know, blah, blah, blah, this, that, and the other. But is Jambo really good for the audio listeners? No, he's not. He's just my little guilty pleasure, you know? Oh.

Hi, Jambo. Well, maybe if he said something. Maybe if Jambo said something, he'd be good for the audio listeners. Yeah, why don't you teach Jambo English? Jambo, why don't you say something for the audio? Come on.

Say something, Jambo. Come on, Jambo. Say something. Come on, Jambo. Say something, Jambo. Jambo, come on. Say something, Jambo. Say something, Jambo. Say something, Jambo. Say something, Jambo. Oh, he's just so tired, though. He doesn't know what to say. He doesn't know what to say. He's just a little Jambo. He doesn't know. All right. Well, I guess that's it there. Thank you so much for joining us on Chuckle Sandwich Jeopardy. This was...

This was a bit scuffed as the host didn't even understand his own show. Yeah, that's part of the chuckle charm. Shlad is on a different page now. But yeah, thanks for joining us, guys. Appreciate you. Love you to death. Audio listeners love you to death. Hope that made enough sense to you. Bye, everybody. Thanks for watching. Hope you guys have a good... See you next week, I suppose. Shake that asshole.