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- Shalane, I went to a concert for my favorite band, Peach Pit.

And I got recognized a couple times, but Shay and I, we are getting wasted at this concert. This is my favorite band. They've got a bunch of bars. We're hitting those tequila soda doubles. We're feeling good. 69 calories, we know. Less calories than whiskey. And there was a dude who came up to me, and he was like, hey, Ted, oh my God, so cool to see you. And I was like, what up, dude? Good to meet you. And then I'm like, what are you doing? How's your night going? He's like, well, man, I'm on a date right now.

And I'm like, oh, how's it going? And he's like, not too well, man. You know, she's going on her phone. And he brought this date there and she's not giving him the time of day. So I've got this buzz going. So I'm like, I've got an idea. So what I do is I'm, all right, dude, where'd you go to college? Tells me where to go to college. I'm like, cool. And, you know, I learned his name and stuff. And I'm like...

And what's her name? And he was like, her name was like Hannah. And I was like, okay, cool. So then we go over to where this girl is. And then I'm like, I'm wasted at this point. So I'm like, Hannah. Oh my God. It's, this is crazy. Oh my God. You know, you're, you're here with Greg. I,

I love Greg. We went to college together. He is such a fucking dope guy. I hope you guys have like a fantastic night, but you know, great choices. Greg guy, he's dope. And I just dip out of there and I have no idea.

if like the girl was like, who the, what is happening right now? Cause I was way too excited. Um, but I may have done a homie move to a complete stranger and I'm feeling pretty proud of it. Or,

She might have been completely weirded out that you knew her name too, because that's not how that usually works. And maybe you ruined the night even worse. I came in knowing her name already. That actually, that might've actually made a little bit of, got some problems for her. Oh, she was be like, how the fuck did you, did you tell him my name and everything? That would have been really bad.

That would have abruptly ended the date. Well, if this person listens to the Chuckle Sandwich podcast, I hope your date went well. I hope it didn't fuck it up for you. And I hope you, I don't know. I hope you got laid or something, dude. Fuck yeah. Well, do you think I made, did I make the good choice? Probably not. Damn. Welcome to Chuckle Sandwich.

Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome everyone to another episode of Chuckle Sandwich. Audio listeners. Funniest podcast ever. Funniest podcast. We got Tucker. We got Schlatt. All your Tucker haters out there. Fuck you. That's right. And audio listeners. Love you to death. You know who we love more though?

What do we love? Our writers, our text writers.

Our writers? Yeah, man. Are you? The people who write us little letters and messages. Oh, yes, yes. Because today. The Chuckle Mailers. Yes, the Chuckle Mailers. We are launching today. I mean, we made a tweet about this in a community post or whatever. But we are launching today a new segment to the podcast. We're going to make it the whole episode today. But a new segment to the podcast called Chuckle Mail.

You know how it goes, baby. Chuckle Mail! Chuckle Mail time! Let's get some claps in there, baby. And... And... So the way that Chuckle Mail works is, as we know, just like Chuckle Week, we put Chuckle in the front of the thing that it is. And...

Basically what it is, it's a Google form. It's in the link of this podcast if you're watching on YouTube. And you can go in and you can ask us questions, whatever you want to ask us. We've also got some extra questions in there if you want where you can throw us like a would you rather or whatever. But mainly it's for people sending questions. And then from here on, most of the time if we can remember to do it, each episode we're going to take your guys' questions and then we are going to answer them. And they can be

They could be as sincere or as fucking, I don't know, strange as you want. Doesn't guarantee we're going to read them. We're not just going to go with it. We actually don't read them. We actually don't. This is Tucker's job. Yeah, this is Tucker's job. So if you thought this was a way to get a one-on-one with your old pal Schlatt or Ted, no. Don't send your number. Don't send your number because Tucker's going to call it and he's going to start breathing in really deeply and he's going to be like, hello.

Tucker, give us an example of what that call would sound like. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. Hello? Is this Schlatt? No, it's not. It's an X-Best thing. Who is this? Who's calling me right now? I don't recognize your voice. That's okay. You don't need to. We're already close. Wow. That's really...

And then a black van pulls up outside. Tucker gets out. He's in a skin tight suit and he's just got a machete. You shouldn't have submitted a question. You shouldn't have done that. Let this be a lesson. I have to sort through every day.

tucker buys a fucking he buys a camper van and he spends the rest of his days just traveling across the country just tracking down all of the people who made stupid submissions um yeah there is a pretty high likelihood though that people who submitted you're probably going to say something like hi or something if you're submitting something that says hi or like hello or penis or something like that

I mean, granted, Tucker's going to see that he's going to scroll past it. He's going to give it a millisecond of a thought. And that's how much impact you had on Tucker's life and not even ours. So try your best. If you're going to use the form, have some respect. You tell him, tell him, tell him how it is. Just listen, just be a regular human being. Just be, just be decent to us because we're decent to you. Treat us nice.

We love you. And we only ask that you love us back. We love you. And we know you personally. And we love you so much. You are our friend. I love you. Okay. So let's get into this. Chuckle mail. We're going to do this whole episode with just us reading some of the questions.

And Tucker has a whole list today for us. There's already my favorite segment. There's already my favorite segment. What do we got, Tucker? I'm so excited. I'm so excited. First question. First mail-in question we got is, I have a friend who's really into dentistry. Like, a lot. Like, he gets really excited to go to the dentist. Is this normal for a teen boy? He collects rocks that look like teeth because he's not allowed real teeth privileges anymore.

Time out. What a start. I was literally expecting just unlimited bacon or no more games questions. Just copy and pasted. But you've got a kid who has lost what was it, Tucker? Lost teeth privileges? Real teeth privileges. What does that mean? You've lost real teeth privileges. He's going around collecting teeth? He was his own tooth fairy.

Does it say how old he is? No. I read you everything I got. Teen boy. Teen boy. Who loves teeth. Yes, that is weird. That is weird. Usually teen boys like Call of Duty. Yeah. So this guy is collecting so much teeth that his parents- Many, many teeth. Many, many teeth. Yes.

Yeah, that is a good point to make. How much is too many? Because he's hit the point where someone in his life has determined that there is too many teeth and he is rolling around in the dirt finding teeth-like rocks.

Well, thanks so much for sending this question in. I mean, this is a crazy, crazy situation to be in. And you said this is his friend, Tucker? Yeah, he's asking for a friend. Okay. Oh, yeah, he's asking for a friend. No, this is the fucking, this is Teeth Boy himself sending in a question looking for validation. And I am here to calm your nerves and provide you with that. There's nothing wrong with collecting teeth.

We love you. We love you. And what you should do next time you find a bunch of them is to drill tiny little holes in them and then put them around a little bracelet and wear teeth wherever you go and take them with you like a little souvenir. You know, like, you know, you go to Six Flags over Texas and you put the penny in the machine and it flattens it.

Or like you'll go to Ron John's surf shop in sunny Los Angeles and you'll get the bracelet, the necklace with the one shark tooth that's made of plastic, but they tell you it's a real shark tooth. It's just a little memento, man. There's nothing wrong with it. And I think this is a perfectly normal, well-adjusted interest to have. Yeah, I think that it's a great conversation starter too because you can wear, if you take your biggest tooth, if you can,

I imagine if this person, I don't know, it's tough because it sounds like if they're a teen, they've probably just got a large collection of like lost children's teeth and children's, you know, your, your kid's teeth aren't that big. They're like those, they're like little, they just look like little shards when they come out. If you can get your hands on like a adult tooth, we're talking roots and all baby get put one of those holes through it.

Kind of get it around your neck, wear it around school. And if someone asks, oh my God, you have a tooth, you have a tooth. And they ask about it, you can always say, this is from the last person that crossed me.

And what usually what people will say or think when that happens is they'll be like, wow, this is a person who doesn't take shit from anyone. And that makes them really cool. I think that that's a fast track to getting popular. We love you. Yes, because they'd respect you, you know, because they wouldn't want to fuck with you. And they think that that is really cool and well adjusted to have with you and to carry around.

And the fact that you're going to the dentist every week, you know, is just also cool. And we love a king who cares about their chompers. Yeah, we do. And, you know... The thing is, too, dentists make a lot of money. They make a lot of money. They totally do. They make like 400, 500 grand a year. It is a little strange, though, if you have a tooth interest. Do most dentists have a tooth interest? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Do you think... So my sister's a dental hygienist and she's a fucking freak. Okay? Yeah. So like, do you think that they get waves of serotonin that rush throughout their entire body when their client opens their mouth and goes...

I'll tell you what happens. I know I can answer this question exactly because I know the I know the exact type of person that wants to become a dentist or a dental hygienist and it is the kind of person that gets satisfaction from watching pimple popping videos because my sister is obsessed with Dr. Pimple Popper. That's weird. It is. It is. That shit is not well adjusted behavior. If you watch those things. It's strange, Em.

Yeah, it's strange. That's really strange. And I would not admit to that. That's crazy. You threw your sister under the bus like that. No, she'll talk about it openly. Oh, she'll talk about that openly. I don't think, see, if you watch pimple popping videos, I don't think you should. She sent me a video from, you remember that viral TikTok sound I made? She sent me a video from Dr. Pimple Popper. And you got to understand, this isn't like some sort of secret thing that people need to hide. Dr. Pimple Popper has millions of followers on multiple platforms.

So this is something that people like to watch. This isn't like a... We may find it strange, but it is... The soccer subreddit has millions of subscribers too who really like soccer. It doesn't mean that you should really go around flaunting your interest in certain things. But, I mean, to my point, it...

She, well, she had sent me a video that it was, it was someone using that sound where I was like, wow, this is going to be my personality for the rest of my life. Dr. Pimple Popper did that? Oh yeah, he did. He did. Was he popping a pimple?

I have to assume that he was. He was. I mean, you know, that sort of content does not interest me. Tucker, have you seen... Do you know what we're talking about when we say this? Yeah, my wife went down that rabbit hole. See? Okay, so this has got to be... What is up with that? I imagine it's kind of similar to, like, how... And I'm not saying that this is only a girl thing, only a thing with women, but, like...

It might be in the same vein as like true crime podcasts and like because Shay is obsessed with watching things where it's like this person got murdered on this night. She falls asleep to creepypastas. Like she'll put up a documentary or something. She'll just start playing it and that's what she'll fall asleep to. That's crazy. That's actually crazy and nuts.

Okay, well, don't call my girlfriend nuts, all right? It's just an interest. It's just an interest, man. I would never fall asleep to that. I fall asleep to Death Star ambient noise 24-hour on YouTube. I don't fall asleep to it. Death Star ambient noise? You want to give me an example of what that sounds like? That's awful.

That's awful. So you're a white noise guy? Yeah. Okay. Why does it have to be the Death Star? Because it's more brown. You want to imagine that you're a stormtrooper curling up after a long day of killing innocent civilians on X planet? Well, it's not. No, no, no. It's not. You're not inside the Death Star. You're outside the death. It's the establishing shot of the Death Star. Oh, you're in space. You have the deep rumble of space. To my point, though.

Um, the type of person that likes becoming a dentist is, is the person that likes scraping shit off of the teeth like that. They get satisfaction from cleaning the teeth.

yeah you know the same vein as like dr pipple popper it's like it's satisfying it's it's supposed to be satisfying do you know where it starts it starts in preschool when you're using elmer's glue and you get it all when you're pulling it off your hand and you pull it off like dry skin or something yeah that's where it starts and it's just uh it's just a bastardization of that and i think it takes a certain type of fucked up person to enjoy anything past that

Who the fuck watches TikToks of people and then like pus, like oily, disgusting fucking pus starts dribbling down your wrist. You're weird. You're weird. The wrist? What do you think? It's not a volcano. It's not an explosion. Yes, they are.

So you watch it. Some of the... Listen, I guarantee... No, I don't watch it. I guarantee you... No, I guarantee you some of... These videos have been taken to the extreme because that's what happens under capitalism. It's what happens. This is what happens. Capitalism has directly resulted in the grossest fucking pimples being popped and videos of blood and pus and oils just...

streaking down everyone's face and millions of people watch that and are like, yeah, I want to do that in real life. I really, this is really satisfying. Fuck you. Fuck you. So we need the Chinese version of TikTok where they show you rockets. Yeah, rockets and educational videos. And science experiments you do at home. Ha ha ha.

So I guess to answer this question, if this is coming from the person who is the person collecting the teeth and putting it in a little jar and carrying it around...

um you're totally normal and we love you yes but if this is from a friend a worried friend yeah no you're gonna have to get him institutionalized nip that shit in the bud get him get him sorted every time you see them with that teeth with them them teeth you're gonna have to say oh you're gonna and do it just like this

you're still doing that make them feel really bad about the fact that they're still doing it like oh i thought you stopped doing that and they'd be like no no i still have teeth and be like okay well i'm gonna head to class yeah i'm gonna go play i'm gonna go play uh war zone 2.0 you know and then ghost them for like a week and then when they ask what's wrong and why haven't you guys talked be like kind of like let it come out in one big outburst where it's just like it's just the teeth

It's the teeth, man. It's the teeth, dude. Yeah, that is weird. You think that's a good way to go about it, Tucker? Yeah, that would do. That's how you got me off the teeth back in the day. Yeah, Tucker would go around and just...

You'd catch them at an elementary school. You'd just be reaching the kid's mouth, pulling teeth out. It was really bad. It happens. It is something. It is something. They were too slow. Is that what you just said? No, I said it's a slippery slope. I thought you said they were too slow. The speed of the victim. All the statements apply. It was just like grabbing their teeth, running away.

A big economic problem, too, in elementary school, too, where it's like there's this older kid. There's a big kid coming around and taking, because it's the equivalent of money back then. That is your income, is the promise of the fact that a fairy will come and give you money in exchange for tea. It's a bartering society. Ted, can you imagine being the parent of a kid every night

There's just more teeth under the pillow. And you're like, Timmy, where are you getting? Timmy's like, why didn't the tooth fairy come? And you're like, what do you mean? Did you lose a tooth? Did you lose another tooth? And every day, there's just more and more of them.

It's like it's and then we're taking the pediatrician they're like I don't know if they've got like rows of teeth like a shark but like our kid is fucking they got a lot of teeth. That kid's gonna be just beating up kids looking for money. Oh my god. Did you did you have a tooth fairy thing? What do you mean a thing? You have a thing.

Did I have a thing with the tooth fairy? What do you mean, a thing with the tooth fairy? I guess it sounds like I was asking if you were fucking the tooth fairy. That's some Oedipus shit. That's some Oedipus shit. No, the tooth fairy existed and gave me money sometimes, but it was only like $3 maybe. $3? Yeah, like five on a good day, maybe. You were getting three bucks per tooth? Yeah. Is that a lot of money per tooth? I'd get like fucking 50 cents.

You would get coinage? Did you get... Ted! You would get bullion? Yeah, I'd get bullion. You'd get bullion under your pillow? That's crazy. Tucker, how much were you getting? How much were you getting? Probably, yeah, three to five bucks.

Yeah. What decade did you grow up in? You were getting coin hands, man. I guess I grew up in the 1950s. I guess my parents forgot how much it cost to get a Mars bar. 50 cents, just go dig around in the couch. The Tooth Fairy was giving you quarters? Yeah. I was getting quarters. That's awesome. I was getting quarters. I love that.

Maybe we go to the next question. Yeah, I'm feeling like shit right now. Okay, next question. What is the most useless talent you have and how did you find out you have it? Thanks for the chuckles. You're welcome for the chuckles, first of all. And thank you for the question. Slap, do you seem like you might have something? I can whistle real good. I'm real good with my mouth and tongue. It's funny because I can't hear it on Discord, but I'm sure you're kicking ass right now.

Can you do vibrato? Can you do the vibrato with the whistle? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I've been doing it the whole time. Oh, really? Before you even said it. I haven't been able to. I've been vibratoing.

I'm sure the, I couldn't hear it, but it sounded like it was great. It sounded like it must've been fucking fantastic. It was eclectic. It was, it was really something else. I guess it is a useless town. You did use it for something though. You used it for the, for the, Oh, my animal crossing song. Yeah. The animal crossing. I feature in that. I feature in that. Yeah. The 25th hour. What would my useless town be? I mean, I can do a thing that I learned when I was in elementary school.

Where I can make my eyeballs shake. What? I can make them shake. What do you mean? You can make your eyeballs shake. What? It's going to be really hard to like represent. All right, here we go. I'm going to try to do it. I'm going to zoom in on my face. Okay. And then let me see if I can do it here. Can you see me? I can see you. I'm going to try to do it. I'm going to hold my finger here to like see if I can... I usually have to look at something and I can go...

Like that? Did you say that? Bro, bro, bro. No, no, man. Does that look weird? No, don't do that. Don't do that. That's fucked up. Did they shake? Oh, they shook. That's fucked up.

So I learned like it was one of those things that I learned. You don't like that at all. I don't like that at all. There's going to be people who watch this podcast and know that like that they can do that. It's one of those things that you learn in elementary school, like fuck. And then like weird little talents like, oh, I'm double jointed. Did you know I'm double jointed? I got I got that shit on. Oh, yeah. That thing. You're seeing this shit. You're seeing this shit. You're seeing that. When's it not focusing on me? You can do all your fingers.

What the fuck, man? Check it out, baby. Oh, he's doing every single finger. That's so fucked up. Dude, I

Dude, I can only do the pointer. It's the only one I can do. That's fucked up. It won't focus. Audio listeners, love you to death. We're doing a thing where we're, you know, in your finger, you've got the three movable joints. We're bending the top one where your fingernail rests. And keeping the rest of it straight. Yeah. And Ted can do this with every single finger he owns. I think that's another thing I learned when I was in L.A. Every single finger I own. Well, that's good. That's 10.

Yeah. Well, there could be another fucking kid who collects fingers. Who knows? Dude, I'd love to be a finger kid. Why did I say that? I don't believe that. Walk back that statement. I'm walking it. I'm walking it back. That's not what I believe in. Yeah, no, no. Finger thing. When I was a kid, I did this and I'd be like, if I can master this, I must be able to

be able to do magic because this is what i imagined when i was a kid oh this is what a wizard must do when he's shooting out lightning from his fingers oh dude dude there you go do a little bit of little bit of magic that's fucked up dude that is fucked up that would make a little cousin want to kill himself if he saw that oh yeah oh yeah yeah i've had a couple of my cousins do that after i pull that shit out at the at the fucking thanksgiving function oh yeah

I guess so. I guess we got a couple of talents here. We got a couple of weird things. There's your answer. If you're an audio listener, apologies. I did a thing where I shook my eyes, and Schlatt did a thing where he did a little magic trick where he made his finger come off, and we bent our fingers. So there's our special talent. Tucker, what's yours? Oh, I don't know. I've never been a special talent guy. Come on, man.

Nothing from like elementary school that you could do. Let me try to dig into that memory era. Yeah. Enter your mind palace. Do I look like the dude from the Trojan condom logo? You look like a condom. That was so disrespectful. What does that even mean? I'm starting to understand the Tucker haters. What the fuck? What the fuck is going on?

no no you can't say that you can't say that when you're hanging out in the fucking corner of your camera get in the middle of frame and say that shit you look like a condom boom boom i didn't say a used one oh thank god he's come on okay that's kind of nice he's saying you look like a fresh condom a fresh piece of latex huh you pull one of those out it's a good time

I'll take it. I'll take it. It's true. It's true. Tucker, your talent is that you're really good at going to the next question and reading it. Come on, man. What do you got to do that doing? I don't think I have a talent ready to talk about. It's a two-way street. It's a two-way street, man. Let's go. Let's keep going. This is a summary of a lot of them. This is probably the most asked question. People want to know what your music interests are right now. Oh, okay. My Spotify Wrapped came out recently, and...

For the sixth year in a row, because they've been doing it since 2016, for the sixth year in a row, my top streamed artist was C418, creator of the Minecraft soundtrack. And for the third year in a row, my top song was Skyrim Atmospheres by Jeremy Soleil. It's the ambient music that plays in between the actual songs of the Skyrim soundtrack when you're traveling now.

Why? Because sometimes it's nice to feel like you're in the snowy mountains at dusk and like you're a traveler and like you've got some greater purpose when you're sitting down at your desk jerking off. Right. But also, Death Star Ambient is not on Spotify. So...

I don't know if that was the... So if somebody asked you, hey, what do you listen to for music these days? You're going to answer with that? Because that wasn't the question. Well, here's the thing. Skyrim Atmospheres, the Spotify rap counts how many plays. You're a liar. You have a really short song. What? You're a liar. What are you talking about? You're a liar. What are you talking about? Ted. You're a liar. It counts plays. It just...

tallies up how many times you play the song. And Skyrim Atmospheres is 42 minutes long, which means I've listened to a 42-minute-long song to completion more times than I've listened to any other song on Spotify. That doesn't tell you... I'm going to name some artists right now. I'm going to add some truth to this podcast. I'm going to name some artists right now. And just tell me if you like these artists. King Cruel.

I love King Kruel. Mac Miller. I love Mac Miller. Arctic Monkeys. I love the Arctic Monkeys. Rio Fuku. Here's what you're doing, Ted. You're on my Spotify, right?

You're on my Spotify right now. Stop. You're on my Spotify right now, and you're looking at a playlist I have called Schlatt's Favorite Albums of All Time. This is publicly available knowledge, and you're not doing anything slick. I know, but you're not saying what you like for music. No, dude, I'm not going to put the fucking Skyrim album on my top albums of all time because there's 80 fucking songs in it. My favorite one is literally ambient noise, like wind and chimes.

You've got the Black Eyed Peas. The beginning is a great album. You've got Boom Boom Pow in here in your favorite albums of all time. Yes, yes, and Alive and Meet Me Halfway and fucking Rock Your Body and I Got a Feeling. It's albums. That's a fantastic album. It's the full album. Don't even get me started on the Black Eyed Peas. That's my favorite band of all time.

But yes, no. Look, yes, maybe. Yes, no. Spotify wrapped counts how many times you play a song. And I'm not listening to regular music all the time. I'm listening to stuff all the time. I had like 60,000 minutes of music played last year on Spotify alone.

And, and most of it is when I'm working or trying to do something else. And I can't focus with King Cruel or Arctic Monkeys or Ryo Fukui or any of these guys. I can't focus. So I play Skyrim Atmospheres. But yeah, if you want to talk, you know, favorite albums and like what I would listen to if I'm going on a nice drive.

Where I just want to drive and vibe out and listen to music? Yeah. That whole playlist is on Spotify. Like, all my favorite albums are up there. Man Alive by King Kruel. Circles by Mac Miller. You know, we got... There's a lot of stuff there. And there's a wide variety of albums and genres. So...

Yeah, if you want to get a little taste, then I'd suggest you go over there to anyone listening. Jay Schlatt on Spotify. You have one playlist on Spotify that is not your favorite, but it is also the one where our music tastes connect that you showed me a while ago, which was the Mr. Serotonin playlist. Dude, the Mr. Serotonin playlist is like...

I have your Toyota Tacoma playlist saved on my Spotify, and I have for like three years. And I pull songs from there. And that's how Mr. Serotonin started. But unfortunately, that fucking playlist of like indie pop and stuff...

has become the reaction videos of my spotify in which it has the most followers and it's the only one people fucking care about yeah but it's my least favorite it's my least favorite i would remove that fucking playlist because your actual favorite is your control delete playlist which has like stuff like cake and pixies and and spoon and articles and stuff like that m

Generally, yeah. My Spotify is a good selection. I actually just added another playlist to it called Bird Streets, which is a bunch of R&B stuff, which is recently what I've been listening to the most. I'm going to link these playlists under the video when this comes out. Of course, yeah. So I guess I should talk about the music that I listen to. I have...

I actually don't have my phone on me, so I can't look at my top songs, but I do know my top two bands were... It's funny, because I made a tweet about this, and I knew this was going to happen. I made a tweet about this two months ago, where I was like, when we were on the Rainforest Cafe road trip, there's one for your bingo Reddit, Eddie reintroduced me to some Bo Burnham songs that I started listening to a lot, and then I listened to them too much, and then Bo Burnham got on my Spotify rap, which is like...

Bo Burnham's great, but having Bo Burnham on your Spotify rep is sort of embarrassing. Yeah, a little embarrassing. But my top bands were Peach Pit and Hippocampus. And I was talking about Peach Pit earlier, so I mean...

I like those bands a lot. The only memory I have of Hippocampus is their one song called Bubbles, which is very soft and nice at first. From their album Bambi. And halfway through the song, it is extremely loud and comes out of nowhere. Where they're like... Yeah, out of nowhere. And I played that as the intro song on my stream.

uh my minecraft monday stream with techno oh really it's like my best stream fucking ever and i just remember the entire chat being like oh my fucking god this song it's a great song but it's a good song i like it's a good memory i have

But yeah, just to finish answering the question, I'll just read through a bunch of people. So you got Stillawoozies, hers. Rest in peace to hers, by the way. Oh, my God. Yes. Rest in peace to hers. I've heard about the car crash every other week at this point. Did I hit a button or something? People can't stop talking. Oh, dude. No, no, no. You didn't hit a button. It's just a tragic incident. How often are people talking to you about this?

It's like you're walking along and sort of like, man, that sucked what happened to hers. And you're like, fuck off. You're a dick. Whenever hers comes up, everyone is like, oh, you know they died, right? You know they're dead. That is fair. That is what people say a lot. Let's just enjoy the music. Well, because of all of those songs, of all those sort of indie pop sort of bands, it's like you would expect them to still be alive. And so for...

It's sort of like a... I don't know. You're right, though. I mean, people... It is something that comes to the mind whenever you see their name. I'll be the Nomad. What else? Declan McKenna. Pone. Fucking... Louis Del Mar. Sales. A lot of names I don't know. I don't think I recognize any of those. Well, if people are listening... I'm just reading from the Toyota Tacoma playlist, but...

Tucker, what about you? Is this... Yeah. Oh, sorry. Go ahead. Wait. What were you going to ask? I was going to say, is this your main genre? Do you experiment a lot? Is there a lot of breadth or is there just a lot of depth into like the indie stuff? I sort of... The way my music discovery works is I sort of just run into music that I like via...

whatever circumstances they show up. A lot of it is like trying to, I'll try to like every now and then do the Discover Weekly with Spotify to find more music. But a lot of times like a song will just kind of like show up or I'll be introduced to it. Shay's introduced me to a lot of new songs, but like my, I'll separate playlists on Spotify into like periods of my life. So the Toyota Tacoma playlist was college for me right up until before college.

Right up until YouTube started working out and then post YouTube started working out. It's like a totally different, like it's a different playlist, which is, I have it called the internet exclamation point aptly named. And then all the music after that is music that I was listening to a lot post YouTube.

YouTube's like being a thing for me. So, and I still am on the internet as the one I add songs to now, but yeah, Toyota Tacoma is a locked in playlist, 92 songs, five hours and 41 minutes of runtime. There you go. But actually, yeah. Little tidbit that editor Scott will enjoy. Scott himself put me onto a blood orange recently. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Some good music. Fine. I'll check it out, but I'm pissed.

Tucker music. What do you listen to? And it kind of depends. Uh, I have like two categories, Jim music, which is mainly what I listened to. And then like, he does listen to a lot of suicide boys. Yeah. Suicide boys is probably my top band is my top band for, uh, my wrapped. Uh, I listened to all my top songs are just Jim music.

We used to have much closer music that we listened to. You used to be in the indie pop zone. Yeah. And then you kind of drifted away. I grew up. That's what happened. Okay. All right.

Tucker has no fucking chill today. Oh, my God. This is what he's always like. He's just coming out of his shell. Wow. Here's a music tidbit for you, Ted. You took me to Glass Animals concert. To this day, it's the only concert I've ever been to. Dude, you were having a fantastic time. That was in 2016. I listen to them almost daily ever since. That's like normal music I listen to.

Glass Animals? You went to Glass Animals pre-Heatwaves? Yeah. What was there even to listen to? They had just released the album How to Be a Human Being. That was what that tour was for in 2016. I'm glad Tucker got to listen to that one. Yeah, before it got demolished by the Dream SMP fandom. I don't even...

I've never even watched any DreamWorks. There's something. I don't really fully understand it either. Something happened to Glass Animals where they were invaded by the Minecraft community. And I don't know how it happened. What are you talking about? I did not know about this. That's Heatwaves. That's the Heatwaves thing. That's Minecraft music now? There is this notable... And I found this out when I went to the most recent concert because I was like, oh, I'm going to a Glass Animals concert. And then people were like...

People were like, oh, like heat waves. And then I looked into it more. There's like a fan fiction that's written about Dream SMP people called Heat Waves. And I didn't look more into that, but I was like, okay, I guess that's a thing. And Glass Animals made a song about their favorite fan fiction is what you're saying? No, I'm saying that...

And I might not fully understand this, but I think that they had... The song Heatwaves affected this person who made a fanfiction so significantly that they wrote this fanfiction and it is apparently a really big deal. And it has to do with glass animals somehow, tangentially, because it was called that or something. But now every Minecraft person associates...

Glass Animals with Dream S&P, which is weird. And I don't understand why. I don't know either. Yeah. But, Tucker, would you like to take us to the next question? There's our music taste. Hope you... We went into that. Now you know. Now you can listen. Next question is, what is the worst situation that you have ever found yourself in? Going 15 miles per hour in an Uber to the airport.

at uh at four in the morning as every single texan in their lifted pickup truck was flying by us at 80 plus miles per hour i remember my driver was literally falling asleep that was one of the scariest moments of my life i mean certainly in recent memory and since then i have stayed true and i have not ordered a single fucking uber i'm trying did you do lyft

No, I'm done. I'm done ride sharing. I don't do it anymore. I would rather walk. I would rather walk. Least walkable city in the United States. Austin, you will walk. Well, what I started doing is I started using the parking at the airport. So like I'll park my fucking car there now. I've done that twice since then. Isn't that really expensive? It's about 20 or 30 bucks a day. Oh, that's not that bad. I used to park at LAX every time I'd fly home.

Yeah. But I mean, if you're going on a trip, dude, if you're going on a trip, that's like for a day, like a weekend out. Yeah. The Uber will be just as or more expensive than the car storage. Hmm.

And you have to do it twice. So fuck Uber. I'm done with Uber. I'm done with rideshare. I'm done with Lyft. That's fair. I mean, those companies are notoriously shitty too to their drivers and stuff. What was the initial question though, Tucker? What was the worst situation you found yourself in? If we're speaking...

I imagine in my head right now in terms of like being afraid and then it's sucking real bad. I, an easy answer would be that edible situation I was in. Yeah. That was not fun at all. And Schlatt, you were there for it to make it worse.

I didn't make it worse, actually. I made it considerably worse for you during your time, which I didn't think was going to happen. Yeah, I didn't know how it worked. So I was just trying to help you, but it was doing the opposite of that. Now, looking back, can you imagine if someone came up to you and tried to use the fucking thermo whatever on you while you got too high? No, no, I wouldn't like that.

At least he realizes the error in his ways in the years and years later. But you are going to die. Like, there was no risk on your life there. It was... Oh, but man. Nobody wants to be too high, though, because it's like... Yeah. It's such a pain in the ass. I mean... Mm-hmm.

Tucker, you've gotten a little too high in the past, haven't you? Yeah, I'm pretty new to the whole game, but I got too high and watched Fight Club, and I was up until like 3 a.m., and I felt like I was in a different world. It sucked, because that movie's really trippy anyway. Yeah, the Ikea scene, oh, fuck, man. I haven't seen Fight Club. Is that bad? No, it's just cool. Maybe I should get high and watch it. Dude, you should get high and go to an Ikea show floor.

Just walk through the Ikea. Oh, man. I'd probably set up shop there. I'd start trying to game on one of the computers that has a fake screen. You can make infinite lives, infinite backstories. Every Ikea room is a story. It's like I start, I get in costume, and I show up there, and someone walks in to look at it, and then I start playing out a scene with them where I'm like, John, where have you been? I've been waiting for three hours.

This is a bit on the podcast that Emma Langevin, is that right? She talked about that. Yeah. Tucker. You want another? I want another. This one is, I think it has a simple answer. So here we go. Yo, Big Chuckler here. I'm a junior in high school and I feel like I need to take the SAT, but I don't want to take the SAT. What should I do? Take the ACT. Take the fucking SAT too, dickhead. It's one test. What? Dude.

I didn't take the SAT. Yeah, and you turned out kind of fucked. I'm the only one here in this call that has finished college. Listen, I'll give you this. The SAT sucks dick, and the questions there try to trick you, and they test your comprehension more so any bit of knowledge you could ever have. And also, when I was taking the ACT, I was pleasantly surprised. Like, I started smiling in my desk because I realized that the answer sheet...

did ABCD and then EFGH.

So there was two different ones so that if you skip the question by accident, you would realize, oh, I'm filling out A. Why is it E? Oh, I must have missed something. And that's something that actually happened while I was taking the SAT. I had to, like, go back up because I had fucking missed something. It was very stressful. The ACT is a better test overall. It is. Fuck the college board in general, but still take the SAT. Why? What's the worst that could happen? The worst that could happen...

Okay. Can I just, I need to make a point here because I, there was all this talk. I took the P P P P. I took the PSAT. Um, but I didn't take the actual one because you know, these testing for colleges and stuff, they're so fuck in the sense that like, there is no reasonable way that you are going to be able to prepare for one of these things and,

Unless your family is like has money to be able to have you go to a specific tutor for like no test or something. No, that's not like I feel like some of the stuff they don't even teach you in school that you have to know.

Dude, I learned to code from fucking Codecademy.com, a free course. Anything you want to learn about how the SAT works, you don't need a fucking tutor. It's just lazy kids who don't want to look it up and practice it on Khan Academy. If you want to get good at the SAT, there are absolutely online free resources, as it is with anything where YouTube exists. Like, if you want to do well in the SAT, you can. You just have to understand the type of test it is, and it's not...

It's not necessarily how smart are you thing, but how clever are you? That's the main difference between the two. Second point, though. Yeah. I think that the ACT is far more straightforward than the SAT in the sense that like on the SAT, it's like, oh, well, you could you could try to answer this question. But if you get it wrong.

We're going to give you a demerit for that. There's trickery. There's trickery. Why does a test that determines where you're going to go to college, why does it have to be like, oh, this is a riddle that I'm being – this is a test. It feels like I was given a test by Rumpelstiltskin. Like I don't want to be playing some game. Yeah.

With the game master. No, the college board is filled with a bunch of goblins. Subhuman goblins. Subhuman goblins is who runs the college board and who has always ran the college board. It's goblins. Like, let's not beat around the bush. There are goblins in the college board. And bigfoot too. But look, let me... Sent down to observe us by aliens. Probably.

Probably, but mostly goblins. Great apes. Mostly goblins in the college board. Don't know about the Bigfoot thing. That's a little conspiratorial. Maybe Grimbleys? Maybe a little Grimbleys, but mostly gobbies. And look, SAT is a shitty test, but it matters still. At least when I was going into college, the test mattered. And the worst thing that can happen...

is what you don't do good on it and then you don't have to send the score to a college that's true you don't have to send the score can you imagine the worst thing you could do can you imagine they force you to send the score that would suck i think my uh logic behind it back in the day was that i only really wanted to do the act because i didn't like the psat and also like then you can just put all your effort into focusing on one of the tests i guess and learn

Man, you must have gotten better grades than me or something in high school or something like that. Because you seem like you know, you were like just breezing through these things. No, I didn't. I did considerably worse. Okay, well, I did worse on the SAT than I did the ACT. But I did very well on both of them.

damn what'd you get on the act i got a 33 on the act okay well fuck off man i got a i got a 1410 on the ice on the new sat geez all right yeah

I think I got like a 29 on the ACT. That's bad. That's like half my score. That's not bad. And so, look, if you want to take the... I would prefer the ACT over the SAT any day of the week. The worst thing that could happen is you take the SAT and you don't do well. And then...

What you don't send it to a college. And if you do well, it can only help you. And you can take it a bunch of times, which is what some fucking nerds did. And you can super score it. So you put together your English and you put together your math or whatever, and then just take the total best scores of all of them.

which, you know, if you want to do that, do that. I forget if it costs money to take it. It definitely costs money to send in applications to schools. Tucker, you seem like you know that. Yeah, I think it costs money to do it because I thought my mom about this for a while. I didn't want to take it.

But I mean, if you can afford it, you might as well take it because you're going to be spending a shit ton of money on college applications anyways. Like, it's just the whole thing is fucked because the college board, again, that company is ran by goblins. Goblins. Like, actually goblin lizard people.

But yeah, take the SAT. Stop being a little bitch. But also, if you don't want to, take the ACT. Take both. Take both. Fine. Take both. If you have the means to take both tests, take both fucking tests. Fine. Do it. Fine. And you don't need a tutor. You don't need to go to these courses. Okay.

that rich people do. You just look it up on Khan Academy. They have an SAT course. This is like, this is knowledge. This is knowledge from like five, K-H-A-N. Yeah, five, six years ago, they had a course that I took and I did well. I did well. I did better on the ACT and you know what's fucked up? I didn't prepare for the ACT at all. That just goes to show you the type of tests they are where ACT is just smart person test.

And SAT is fucking conniving asshole test. SAT is like, can you escape the labyrinth in time? Come here. Drink from this goblet and it'll tell you. Yeah. Take the SAT if you can. What's the worst that could happen? Okay. Let me know if you want to answer this.

How did your parents react to the mutton chops? My mother hates the mutton chops. Really? She hates them. Every time I see her, she's like, well, not only does she hate the mutton chops, she hates the hair. So she doesn't like my face at all anymore. And you can tell because whenever I visit, she's like, so, like, the old barber was talking about you.

Like she always brings up the fucking barber and the fact that she would really like me to go and see my old barber who's still there. Like, like you guys are old friends. Yeah. Yeah. Like, like she brings it up in a way where it's not even about the haircut. She just wants me to see him. And then maybe, maybe if I'm there, I might as well cut off my facial hair and get my hair trimmed down to fucking us military length. Yeah.

So you walk in, so you're going to walk in during the holidays and she's going to see you and she's going to be like, still? Dude, I get it every day. I see her not too frequently, but we do see each other. And every single day where we have a face-to-face interaction, there is always a comment made about my hair. Just disgust splattered across her face.

At some point, I'll probably lose them when it doesn't have to, when it's not part of my brand. You're going to lose them?

I would either... No, I would either... I don't know because I haven't seen myself without mutton chops in three years now. So it's a little up in the air. It's been a long time since you've had them. You've had them for a fucking minute now. I have. And I'm scared of what I will look like without them. And also, once I'm done with YouTube or anything, I will probably either...

look a little more normal or I will probably look a little more normal. I'll probably grow out, you know, like a connecting type deal. I'll probably need some minoxidil. You know what I think? I wonder if you'll have a tan under there.

you think it'll just follow me like the show i mean like you shave that off and it's just gonna be like slightly different like you go like a farmer's tan but for your mutton chops i'm hoping that that's the case it might it might man and that's also in some ways it'll be like a ghost it'll be like a little it follows me the essence of them a permanent reminder of who i was

Yeah. What else? You know what we should do for these in the future? We should we should I'm going to add a thing to the form where someone can put their like preferred name and then where they're from, like first name, where they're from. And that'll make that'll make it like a little that'll be fun to be like, oh, this is from so and so from here. I think we should do that in the future. It's a good time down.

Yeah. But Tucker, what do we got for? Okay. This one is, Hey boys, I think you guys are audio listeners because I love each of you to death. Which piece of content that each of you have made individually. Do you feel the most proud of?

I could take this away. I would say that in terms of, I guess if we're speaking in terms of pure content made during the time that we are YouTubers, I would say one of the things I am the most proud of would be the music video that I made with James Marriott for his song Gold. If you guys haven't seen that, just look up James Marriott Gold and I directed that music video. I

Spent a lot of my own money to make it happen, but I just really wanted to do a directing thing. But another video that I am also proud of, and they kind of always fall into the film zone, is when I did the sponsored video with Universal where I was doing that thing for the movie Nobody. I'm very proud of that. I'm also proud of the Rainforest Cafe video, but in terms of satisfaction artistically, I suppose maybe those two fall into that category for me. Yeah.

Nice. Yeah. Now, Schlatt. Ah, you got me, man. Ah, you got me. I'm really proud of ranking your vile TikToks. And I'm proud of ranking your ridiculous TikToks. Less so ranking your scuffed cooking. But, you know, it's okay.

Way back when, though, if you want a serious answer. Yeah, I do. Personally, I want a serious answer. Way back when, I made a video about 50 rules of how to make videos and different editing tips and tricks. Is that still available? No, but...

it was cut short because of a certain rule in there. And so if you want to see that video, you can actually search Jay Schlatt rule 34 and that'll give you like the full, the full length, you know, video there. You fucking dick. If you want me to be serious, if you want me to be serious, Ted, if you want a serious answer, then something I'm really proud of is,

is uh what a stupid bit that was so dumb that was so dumb oh yeah and you know that someone's gonna well i mean yeah what's your real answer here are you not are you proud of anything do you have only do you live in only shame recently i've been very proud of this video i made recently that prezzo edited

that was the the wii video that we did yeah we filmed we filmed over a year ago it took it took 400 days stewing on that footage to make something and i think the end result was really fantastic and i think it it was uh i think it was good and and very fun to finally see that through because of how much money we spent making it um

And also, it's just funny to me that we got Pokimane for the video, and she has five seconds of screen time. That was so funny. And it's just you, like, spraying gas at her. We're just laughing at her and spraying noxious chemicals in her face.

That was a good video. That was sort of like the closest thing I feel like you'd get to like an Eric Andre episode on YouTube, which was cool. And I feel like a lot of people were saying that. It was a good video. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That was half the comments. That was the first time I introduced the men's cry stick, of which has made multiple appearances. Yes. And dude, dude, the...

Point where I broke that whole set is in the video, right before it cuts from your part to Pokimane's Canadian segment. The second before, there's a slight banging noise, and that's me... Breaking the... That is me banging into the supporting wall of that entire light fixture and causing damage to it. Oh, man. That guy was pissed.

That guy was mad. He was like, and he wasn't even the owner. Like he was like the guy that reported to the owner. And he was like, yeah, he seemed like a nice guy too. He was like, I just don't know what to do. I've never had this happen before. Yeah.

Because I don't know what they... What did they... I'm sure they did not expect a bunch of fucking YouTubers to be screaming and rolling around and breaking shit in there. No, they do like car commercials and merch photo shoots and shit in there. Like, I'm pretty sure that was one of the most esoteric uses. How's that for an SAT word? That was probably one of the most esoteric uses of the space they'd ever seen. And it was not really conducive to...

anything good in terms of video making. Like the audio was shot. I mean, it looked cool on camera, but the audio was really not good. Yeah. Was it, was it the, the, you guys had, we had labs on though, didn't we? Yeah, but it was, it was just echoey. It was extremely echoey. Yeah. Yeah. That'll do it. It was a good video. It was a good video and I'm happy we finally got it out. I can't hear you clapping. I can just see you. Scott, play, play applause. So it seems like I'm,

All right, Tucker, what else we got for Chuckle Mail? The best restaurant you guys have ever eaten at. I mean, my go-to is Bowers Steakhouse in Los Angeles. Whenever I'm out there, I'll make a night of it. And we'll get the...

What is it? The Wagyu... The Wagyu steak? The flight. Yeah. They bring out a plate with three different pieces. The Kagoshima. It's very indulgent. Yeah. What's the middle one? You got the Kagoshima, you got the Iwate, and you got the Snow Beef. Ah, the Iwate. The Iwate is like... They put it in the middle because usually people go from left to right or right to left. Either way, it's the worst one. Yeah, it's a whole strategy. Yeah, yeah, it is. I forget if we've talked about... Have we talked about what...

- Almost certainly. - We definitely did. - Yeah, we definitely did. - Where she just started tearing into it. - She picked up the entire cut of snow beef. My jaw was on the floor.

Recently, I have liked the Kagoshima more than the snow beef, which kind of prompts you to go in the other order at some point. It's one of those things where I think once it reaches the point where it's like, this is Wagyu from Japan, I feel like it's kind of hard to fuck that up. Definitely pretty hard. If you want a local pick, my favorite food place in Austin is Terry Black's Barbecue. There's actually a rivalry there.

the Black family in Austin, they have multiple shops. And there's a divide in the family. There's Terry Black's Barbecue and then there's Black's Barbecue. And there's an argument to who has laid claim to Austin and is the better restaurant. And it has come to a point where recently Terry Black's Barbecue...

which is the spinoff of Black's Barbecue after Terry was ejected from the family dynasty. How do you know so much about this before? But somehow became more popular in a way in Austin. They went to their home city. I forget which city it is in Texas. Terry Black set up a Terry Black's Barbecue literally on the same street as the original Black's Barbecue.

Like, it is some actual Montague and Capulet shit. This conversation is making me want barbecue, too, because I haven't eaten any food today either. Oh, it's so good. If you're going to Terry Black's, you got to enjoy the brisket, and you got to enjoy the jalapeno cheddar sausage. That sounds really fucking good. Oh, yeah. What...

Which one is the one you like more, though? Because there's two? Terry Black's. There's a Black's barbecue in Austin and around. And that's the people who broke off? It's the same family. Yes, it's the same family. Terry Black is the one who broke off, and I think his is a better joint in general. Oh, okay. Yeah. Wow. Okay. I guess, what would my answer be? My favorite, it was my favorite restaurant, right, Tucker? I'd say, I think that my...

Recently, one of my favorite places that I was shown very recently that I took Tucker when he was out here in L.A. was Joy. It's called Joy. It's in Highland Park in L.A. And it's really, really good Taiwanese food. Oh, I thought you were talking about the other place. Well, we also went to a very nice restaurant, which was called Yamashiro, which is a Japanese restaurant, which was very, very good.

But it's not like kind of a place you can go to all the time. It's like a very much so a special occasion kind of place in a similar way to the Boas. So if I had to choose a place that I'd be like, oh, we should go there. It would be joy because they got this. They got these things called thousand layer pancakes. It's like scallion pancake. They just taste like fucking fancy hot pockets. And then you got this chicken and rice. And I was like, it's just chicken and rice. It's not gonna be that good. You put some of that hot sauce in it and it's

get it going and stuff. It fucking jubs. It is jubbing. It jubs? What does that mean? I'm jubbing on that. Okay. You've never heard of this? I've never said this before. New word. Tucker, give them the rundown. Jubbing is when you're eating so furiously and ferociously that...

Food is kind of just going everywhere as you're getting it in. Some might hit the wall. Some might hit the ceiling. But you're jumping. It's on your shirt. It's on your socks. You were wearing shoes. How's it on your socks? Yeah, if you're eating in the car or something that's going to hit the ceiling –

So it's in the scene. There's, there's people, there's bystanders getting caught in the crossfire, the jubbage in the jubbage in the jubbage. Yeah. I like that word. You like, I like it. You get taken aback when you realize you're jubbing. And then it's like, Oh, did anyone see me?

It's like hulking out. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I will get out of breath sometimes when I go to Terry Black's and I guess I'm jumping in that moment where like I, I'm stuffing my face so hard that I forget to breathe somehow. Yeah. I wonder how many phrases we've introduced to people on the chuckle sandwich podcast because I've got Goosen. Cause like I could say, I could say, I could string together a sentence where I could be like,

I'm going to keep it crystal. I'm going to keep it cut and dry. I'm heading over to Joy, and I'm goosing right now to be jubbing on some chicken and rice. And that will make 100% sense to a Chuckle Sandwich listener. That's so fucking, that's such a nice phrase. I'm goosing for a jubbing tonight. Yeah, dude, I'm goosing for a jubbing.

Oh, man. Fuck, man. Fuck, man. I'm like hungry now. I'm at Terry Black's Barbecue in Austin, Texas. I'm goosing for a jubbing. You know what's a location I love in Austin that I jub on? And you know what the answer is going to be. Torchy's. Yeah, it's Torchy's Tacos. Torchy's Tacos. Yeah. It's a fast food place. It is. It was good. It was good. It's like a... Okay, because there's a difference between like Torchy... It's not like...

Like I would compare Torchy's to like a Chipotle rather than I would compare Torchy's to like a Del Taco. Like it's not like. You're right. You're right. I'd say it's like, how do I say? It's like light fast food. Fast food light. Fast casual eating. Yeah.

This is my theory now. I'm developing a theory as we are right now on the Chuckles Fan Podcast. I fucked up. There are two tiers to fast food. You've got tier one, which are lower tier fast food places where it's like you can eat there and it doesn't feel like it's going to be as big a deal. Like Subway, tier one. Chipotle, tier one. A lot of these places, I mean, I guess Qdoba, I suppose we can add that in there too. It's basically, a lot of them are places where you can build your own stuff and they've got a fucking spit shield. Um,

But then there's tier two, which is like, okay, this is a fucking fast food. You got your fucking Jack in the Box, your Carl's Jr., your fucking McDonald's. You got your...

I mean... Can you imagine if the closest fast food restaurant you have to you is a fucking Jack in the Box? That would suck. Jack in the Box is probably... Holy fuck. I'd end it. I'd end it all. Jack in the Box is the sketchiest fast food place to exist in the world. No, no. It's Checkers.

I don't even know exactly. See, that's the thing. There's like Jack in the Box just entered into my sort of culinary vocabulary when I moved to L.A. But I've walked into a Jack in the Box once and I was like, what the fuck? Yeah. Is this even like a restaurant anymore? It felt like I was I was walking through a cyberpunk like place.

where they're doing fucking they're they're they're they're selling fucking black market bds to fucking junkies yeah and then there's like ones that i don't even know about like checkers or jolly bee what is jolly bee i've seen jolly bee but i don't understand what it is i'm unsure as to what a jolly bee is it's filipino food i'm pretty sure but i've never been there yeah

So that's our answer to that question. Kind of forgetting what the original question was, but I think we have answered it effectively. Yeah. Surely one more. Okay. This one, do you want to give advice or do you want to talk about your own opinion on something? I'd give some advice. Okay. Here we go. How does one get back at a teacher who purposely targets you? Bombs are not on the table.

Okay. Thank you for clarifying that. Thank you so much for your question and clarifying that bombs are not on the table. Generally not. Let me add something here, too, to answer your question, viewer. Guns? Not on the table either. Let's clarify that. Right. That would be a school shooting. That would be a school shooting. So maybe any sort of...

are on the table. What is this teacher doing to this person? They're just being annoying? I gave you all I had. Well, can you just read it again? How does one get back at a teacher who purposefully targets you? Huh. So, like, I'm assuming this kid is just really upset because he's stupid and doesn't pay attention in class, and the teacher wants him to do better, and the teacher wants him to be his best version of himself. Okay.

But he really doesn't like that because he's a lazy fuck. So how do you get back? You're adding a lot of context that I don't think we've ever done. How do you get back at that teacher? I don't know. Maybe you spend a little more time on your homework and you prove them wrong. I think that would be the biggest victory you could have in your life. Where you actually pay attention in class and treat it like it's important because it is. I suppose to be said in the most cut and dry way,

The way you get back at this teacher is you work so hard in school, you get a job that isn't as miserable as being a teacher. Not to say that teachers suck, but they are not paid a lot for the work they do. And they're probably pissed all the time. It's a bad trade being a teacher. But yeah, no, I did have some fucking sucky teachers, though, that I was like,

I'll show you. I'm going to be a YouTuber. Alternatively, all you really need is some and some and your address. Oh, my God. Wait, what does that even do? You can have a fucking firework show wherever you need it. Scott, can you bleep out all those ingredients he just gave on the podcast?

I don't think that's a good idea. I love Chuckle Mail. I love Chuckle Mail. I love Chuckle Mail. Well, thank you guys so much for sending in your Chuckle Mails today. This is going to be – we're going to choose like maybe one or two questions at the end of each following podcast to answer for our Chuckle Mail segments.

And be sure to check out the Google form. It's going to be in the description of the YouTube video. And we appreciate you guys listening on this podcast. So you got anything to say? Nope. Just one match. Just one match is all it takes. Get the job done. Get the job done. Yeah. Thanks for listening to Chuckle Mel. Scott, play a little cartoon sound, Scott. Bye, everybody. No.

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